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Here's what you missed last week.
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Quinn's pregnant, and Puck's the father,but Quinn's decided...
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to give the baby to Terri,who's not pregnant, just pretending to be.
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- It was her sister Kendra's idea.
- We're gonna have to get you a baby.
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- Also, Ken proposed to Emma, and she said...
- Yes.
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Oh, and Sue got Figginsto make her co director of the Glee Club.
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- Hey, kids.
- And that's what you missed on...
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How did this happen?I look like a crazy person.
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That's not me. Wow.
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I didn't know the vein on my neckcould stick out like that.
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We've been going at it for a week...
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since the decongestant incident where Figginsbrought Sue in to co-run the Glee Club.
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I'm so ashamed of myself.She's turned me into her.
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Look at me.
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Even in the heat of battle, I'm so elegant...
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regal.
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I am Ajax, mighty Greek warrior.
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God, it feels good to finally pop that zitknown as Will Schuester.
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Shut up, Sue.
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Look at us.We're even fighting in our voice-overs.
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I guess things reallystarted to fall apart a couple days ago...
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right after Figginscalled us into his office for a sit-down.
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Sue, Schue, I called you here...
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to get the temperature of the Glee Club.
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- Great.
- I wanted to get a progress report...
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on how you're working together
as co directors.
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- Well, I think...
- In my opinion... No, go ahead.
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- No, you.
- Okay.
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- Please.
- Principal Figgins.
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- Uh, things couldn't be going more smoothly.
- I couldn't agree more.
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I don't want to hear any reports...
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of either of you trying to curry favor
from the children.
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- Am I clear?
- Oh, absolutely!
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As we head into sectionals,
I wanna get some feedback.
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Like, what kind of stuff
you guys would like to be doing.
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Is there anything... any music in particular...
that you guys wanna do?
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Can we maybe try something a little more black?
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I agree. We do an awful lot of show tunes.
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It's Glee Club, not Crunk Club.
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Don't make me take you to the carpet.
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Fantastic! Thank you, Mercedes, Kurt.
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Duly noted. Anything else?
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I can pop and lock.
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Not really what we're goin' for, Mike...
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but... noted, noted, yes.
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- And no pitting the kids against one another.
- Never.
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I wanna pit these kids against one another.
Am I clear?
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Quinn, update. Go.
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The minority students
don't feel like they're being heard.
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Ah. Chink in the armor, huh?
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I am going to create an environment
that is so toxic...
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no one will want to be a part of that club.
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Like the time I sold my house
to a nice, young couple...
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and I salted the earth in the backyard...
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so that nothing living could grow there
for a hundred years.
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You know why I did that?
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Because they tried to get me
to pay their closing costs.
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Sectionals is coming up.
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What are your co director plans?
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Uh, we were actually...
Uh, we're each gonna direct our own number.
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And we'll be flipping a coin
to see who goes first.
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- It'll be very civilized, very sportsmanlike, so...
- Mmm. Yes.
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This arrangement is pleasing to all.
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- Isn't it?
- It's great.
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Now, let's hug it out.
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- I'd rather not do that.
- I really don't see that happening.
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This meeting doesn't end
until I see your bodies touching.
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It's a technique I learned last weekat my leadership seminar.
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I will destroy you.
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I'm about to vomit down your back.
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It's on.
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- I'm freaking out.
- Everything's gonna be fine.
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Relax. At your age, there's very little chance
of anything being wrong.
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Awesome.
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It is gonna be a little cool to the touch.
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Can you just be careful with my uniform?
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All right.
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Speaking of your ages,
have you two given any thought...
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to what you're gonna do after the baby is born?
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Whatever Quinn wants is fine.
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Well, if it makes a difference, it's a girl.
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- Hmm. Hey.
- Hey.
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The baby's fine. Uh, no mutations or anything.
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Not even any cool ones.
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Thanks for taking us today.
I was too freaked out to drive.
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Yeah. No problem.
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Hey. You doing all right?
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Um, no.
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I mean, how am I supposed to
take care of a real person?
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My mom won't even let me have fish.
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I thought Quinn wanted
to give the baby up for adoption.
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For now, but we both know that's not my call.
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This sucks.
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Get all the stress and the worry
and none of the control.
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It's cool, Mr. Schue.
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You wouldn't understand.
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The independent polling company
in my Dockers...
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has determined you're the hottest girl
in this school.
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- Ew.
- Have you been reading my blog?
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Of course not. You're a gossip monger...
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and your blog is nothing but trash and lies,
many of them about me.
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You'll be happy to know the one I'm working on
right now has nothing to do with you...
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or your rumored lust for Jew-fros.
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It's about Quinn Fabray.
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Word on the street is that she's in trouble.
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- Where did you hear that?
- Are you denying it?
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Yes.
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Because the same birdie
told me you're heartbroken...
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Finn Hudson didn't choose you
to carry his litter.
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- What is it gonna take for you to not run the story?
- Well...
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Ladies' choice. Heads.
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Tricksters Trick Store? This is Sue Sylvester.
You got any of those double-headed coins?
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Heads.
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Awesome. All right.
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Following students have been selected...
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for a special elite Glee Club called Sue's Kids.
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- Hold on. We agreed not to split up the group.
- Aw, come on, Will.
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Give me a chance to do things Sue Sylvester's way.
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Maybe with my proven leadership abilities...
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I can help this pathetic group
of mouth breathers place at sectionals.
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We can't even compete in sectionalsif we divide up the club, Sue.
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- It's against the rules.
- Really? You need to crack open a book, William.
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Here. I have.
Show Choir Rule Book. Page 24.
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Provision 14. Second addendum.
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"Twelve members must perform for each team.
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However, not all membersmust perform every song."
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Fine. Hey, just go ahead,
take all the football players and your Cheerios.
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All right, everybody. Listen up.
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When you hear your name called,
cross over to my side of this black, shiny thing.
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- That's called a piano, Sue.
- Santana!
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Wheels! Gay kid! Come on! Move it!
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Asian! Other Asian.
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Aretha. And Shaft.
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I don't want to participate in a group
that ignores the needs of minority students.
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- You have got to be kidding me!
- I wouldn't kid about this.
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And maybe that's your problem.
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Bigotry is no laughing matter.
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And that's how Sue sees it.
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Outstanding.
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I wanted to remind you to tell that Quinn girl...
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not to vaccinate in the hospital.
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I'm pretty sure those shots
made my kids stupid.
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Oh. I guess I could use
the vaccination money...
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to buy the organic crib mattress.
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I mean, what are the chances
of the baby getting polio, right?
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Bye, Kendra.
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- I hate you, Will!
- That was rude!
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Don't take the stress of your workday
out on me.
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I don't wanna take it out on you, Terri.
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I just don't wanna feel as powerless
in my own home as I do at school.
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I have to come home and listen to you making
major decisions about our son with your sister.
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I haven't even felt the baby kick yet...
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and the only time
I've ever been to an OB/GYN office...
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was when I took Quinn and Finn
for the 10-week ultrasound.
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You did? How's the baby?
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Fine. It's a girl. That's not the point.
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Well, what is the point, Will?
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My point is that I am the father of that baby.
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And I'm coming with you
to your next doctor's appointment.
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So what did you have to do to get him to stop?
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Let's just say I feel sorry for my dads...
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'cause they're probably gonna have to dip into
my college fund to pay for intensive therapy.
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- Whoa! Hard core.
- I don't mind.
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- I did it to protect you.
- And Quinn.
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- Of course.
- Yeah.
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- We're all teammates.
- Hey, I gotta tell you.
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You really are awesome.
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I'm gonna make it up to you someday, I swear.
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I need another pair.
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- What's wrong with the ones I already gave you?
- Look.
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- Uh, they still had the tag on them.
- Put those away!
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I want Rachel Berry panties.
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Okay. I expect delivery by tomorrow morning...
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or the story of Quinn Fabray
and the stork goes wide.
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I feel an urge to kiss you right now.
I'm just gonna go for it.
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You stop it!
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Okay. Sorry.
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- I'm k-k-kind of nervous.
- I debated not even showing up.
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I think it's gonna be great.
Did you catch Sue's Corner last night?
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Sometimes people ask me, "Sue,how come you're so sensitive to minorities?"
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I'll tell you why.
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Because I know firsthand how hard it is
to struggle as a minority in America today.
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I'm 1/16th Comanche Indian.
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In fact, I like minorities so much...
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I'm thinkin' of movin' to California
to become one.
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Hey, kids. Brought someof my brass buddies with me.
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Thought maybe they couldhelp us out a little bit. Okay.
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So I selected a song that I think
will speak to the frustration you've felt...
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under the failed leadership of Will Schuester.
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"Hate on Me," an R & B song!
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You like that? Yeah.
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Changster, I wanna see some of that
pop and lock groove you're so famous for.
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You go to town. And you, Mercedes.
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- I want to see some Mariah hands.
- I can do that.
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- Yeah!
- I think we g-got this one, Miss Sylvester.
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All right. Well, we'll see. Hit it!
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Sue. Hey, Sylvester, I'm talking to you.
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Oh, hey, buddy. I thought I smelled failure.
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Why'd you take the piano
when it was my time up with the kids?
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A properly steam-cleaned piano
is the key to any successful music group.
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You are undermining me
in front of these students.
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Your delusions of persecution
are a telltale sign...
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of early-stage paranoid schizophrenia.
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Sue, I am not done talking to you.
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What about all my sheet music?
My kids need that music.
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Well, Will, the last thing your kids need
is chronic sinusitis...
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from the mildew I feared
was infesting that old, moldy paper.
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- So, what, you sent it away for some testing?
- Nah. Burned it.
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That is it, Sue! This ends right here!
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A cockfight. Fantastic.
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We are here for these students.
Whatever problems we have,
we're gonna get 'em out in the open!
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You wanna get real? You're right, Will.
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I have been trying to destroy your club
with a conviction I can only call religious.
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And you wanna know why?
Because I don't trust a man with curly hair.
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I can't help picturing small birds
laying sulfurous eggs in there...
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and I find it disgusting.
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Oh, you are a terrible influence on these kids.
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- You're dangerous. I think you
teach them the wrong lessons!
- I don't care what you think.
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I have a legacy to protect, William,
and Glee Club is a part of that legacy.
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And I will win.
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If it means I have to
get you fired to do it, so be it.
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Those drinks are crap!
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Oh! Thanks, honey.
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I wanna finish grading these papers first.
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What, you think the kids weren't drunk
when they wrote 'em, hmm?
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Listen, honey.
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I've been a really crummy wife lately.
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Uh, Terri, you're carrying my baby.
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I have no right to expect anything
more than that from you.
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No, that is my sister's marriage,
and I don't want it.
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Anyway, listen.
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Okay.
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I think that I might be able to help you
with your problems at school.
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Uh, thanks, Terri, but the last time
you helped out at school...
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00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,965
it didn't go over very well.
236
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,739
Eh...
237
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:16,975
Besides, this is serious.
238
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:20,041
I mean, Sue said she wouldn't rest
until she saw me fired.
239
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:24,180
All the more reason.
You gotta do whatever it takes, honey.
240
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:28,522
You gotta get down in the gutter
if you wanna win this.
241
00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:33,020
Sue, a lot of our readers
at Cheerleading Today...
242
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,589
- I'm cutting you off. Is this a cover story?
- Yes.
243
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,501
Okay. This is all your readers need to know.
I'm all about empowerment.
244
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:41,061
I empower my Cheerios
to live in a state of constant fear...
245
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:44,200
by creating an environment
of irrational, random terror.
246
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,268
Speaking of which... Q! Here, now!
247
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:53,079
- Where are my Cheerios?
- Coach Sylvester, they're not academically eligible.
248
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:55,746
Mr. Schuester flunked them.
249
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:05,724
This is a travestyof international proportions.
250
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,961
You are jeopardizing my Cheerios' role
as goodwill ambassadors...
251
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:11,059
and I have a call in to the president.
252
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:15,129
I have a Spanish quiz in which oneof your cheerleaders misspelled her name...
253
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:17,573
and answered every questionwith a drawing of a sombrero.
254
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,874
You can't stand it. You can't standto see a woman in a position of power.
255
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:24,006
- That has nothing...
- Your psychosexual derangement
would be fascinating, Will...
256
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,381
if it weren't so terrifying!
257
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:29,182
Sue, Will did a little research.
258
00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:32,382
According to our test records, most of
your cheerleaders are functionally illiterate!
259
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:36,451
- Oh, so what?
- And why, only last Friday, at the football game...
260
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:40,589
they tried to spell out "Go, team,"
and they spelled out "To game."
261
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:44,568
"To game."Since 1992, 95% of your Cheerios...
262
00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:46,627
should have flunked Spanish...
263
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:49,299
and I, for one, am not gonna
be a part of it anymore.
264
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:52,742
Oh, Will, we all know about your devotion
to that dying language!
265
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:55,939
- Dying language?
- Let me break this down for you, okay?
266
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,506
I empower my Cheerios to be champions.
267
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,178
Do they go on to college?
I don't know. I don't care.
268
00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:03,187
- See...
- Should they learn Spanish?
269
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,416
Sure, if they wanna become
dishwashers and gardeners.
270
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:10,394
But if they wanna be bankersand lawyers and captains of industry...
271
00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:13,522
the most important lesson
they could possibly learn...
272
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:16,159
is how to do a round off.
273
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:20,069
She is deranged.You know, this all happened on your watch!
274
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:23,267
You have allowed this to go on for years.
275
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,469
Say something!
276
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,980
Oh, plea... Okay!
Sue, Will is correct. You're wrong.
277
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,516
- What?
- From now on, no free passes.
278
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,575
That's it! There.
279
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:38,111
- See you in Glee Club, Sue.
- Don't... touch me.
280
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,092
That is a lawsuit, mister!
281
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,754
I will sue your ass!
282
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,922
What happened to our little agreement, huh?
283
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,993
Will I be uploading a certain video
to YouTube this afternoon?
284
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,130
Anti-embolism stockings can be purchased...
285
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:58,336
Oh, Sue. I put it on YouTube myself,and it only got two hits!
286
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:02,870
- Damn!
- Let me break it down for you. Nobody cares!
287
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:15,359
No! Not the children!
288
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,691
Move! Move! Move!
289
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:26,129
- Mmm.
- What is this?
290
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,196
Check it out.
291
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:31,003
I came up with a name
that I think would be good for the kid.
292
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,203
Eyes on your own test, Finn.
293
00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,739
What's up now, Ronnie?
294
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,510
Anyway, then I read that Gwyneth Paltrow
named her kid Apple...
295
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:45,546
and I think that's so cool
'cause you know how much I love apples, right?
296
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:49,924
So I figured we should name our kid
something more original and poetic.
297
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:53,089
Then I came up with
the best baby name of all time.
298
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,563
- Drizzle!
- Drizzle?
299
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,899
Yeah. Yeah.
'Cause you know how awesome it is...
300
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,462
when it's just drizzling outside,
but it's not really raining...
301
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:04,441
so it smells like rain,
but you don't need an umbrella to go outside.
302
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,375
- Are you a moron?
- What?
303
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:09,846
We're not naming our baby Drizzle.
We're not naming our baby anything.
304
00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:13,340
Finish your test, Finn.
305
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:15,648
Will you give me my test back?
306
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:18,451
- I just don't understand anything.
- That's not my problem.
307
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,754
You are so insensitive!
308
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,193
Bringing up baby names to me
when you know I don't want to keep it.
309
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:27,926
- I can't keep it.
- I know, but I don't get what
you expect me to do about it.
310
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,560
- Not have an opinion?
- Hey, this is happening to me too!
311
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,627
No, it's not!
312
00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:37,038
You're not the one whose parents
will burn her like a witch if they find out.
313
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:40,010
Sometimes I wish you were
a little more like Rachel.
314
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,877
- Really?
- Yeah. She cares about my feelings.
315
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,942
She sticks up for me.
She sticks up for both of us.
316
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,420
She gave that Jacob kid
a pair of her underpants...
317
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:53,981
just to keep him from posting on his blog
about you being pregnant.
318
00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:56,619
You think she did that for me?
319
00:19:57,996 --> 00:20:00,624
- Just to be a good teammate?
- That's what she told me.
320
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:05,261
I know some guys cheat on their wives
or pregnant girlfriends.
321
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,897
Just don't do it with her.
322
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,804
Whoo! Hey! Ho!
323
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,006
Hey! Ho!
324
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,785
Come on now.
325
00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,461
Whoo! Yeah.
326
00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:13,527
I miss us all being together.
327
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,403
I hope we don't get in trouble
for our covert jam session.
328
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,966
If Sue catches us mingling, we're cooked.
329
00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:23,037
She told me if I even talked to one of
Mr. Schue's kids, she would shave my head.
330
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,174
And I just can't rock that look.
331
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:28,185
Even Justin Timberlake is growing his fro back.
332
00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:30,244
- Well, we gotta go, you guys.
- No!
333
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:33,155
Miss Sylvester is expecting us
in 10 minutes in the dance studio.
334
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:35,159
- Oh, man!
- Bye!
335
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:36,717
- Bye.
- Bye.
336
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,990
- Bye, white people.
- Sorry. Bye.
337
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:40,998
Hey! What are you guys doing here?
338
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,261
Just s-s-stopping by to say hello.
339
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:45,269
- Ah, it's great to see you guys.
- Bye!
340
00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:47,669
- Bye, you guys.
- Bye, guys.
341
00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:49,900
All right. Great news, guys.
342
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,103
Brought the band with me, and I think
that we have our number for sectionals.
343
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:55,169
Mr. Schue?
344
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,408
We don't like what this has become.
345
00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:00,940
Don't you guys see?
That is how Sue wants you to feel.
346
00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:03,010
Giving up doesn't help anyone but her.
347
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:06,080
Look, if it were up to me,we would all perform together at sectionals.
348
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,353
But it's not up to me anymore, okay?
349
00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:11,692
Sue's gonna do her song,
and we are gonna do ours.
350
00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:16,097
Sue's Kids are singing about hate... literally.
351
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:20,798
So, I thought we would try a kinder approach.
352
00:22:20,872 --> 00:22:24,740
All right. Finn and Rachel, come up here.
You're gonna take the leads.
353
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:27,608
Oh, I love this song. Okay. Follow my lead.
354
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,943
Don't wait for me.
355
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,381
So much for togetherness.
356
00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:34,646
Guys, you guys really need
to practice this, all right?
357
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,746
Night and day, between classes.
It has to be letter-perfect.
358
00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:40,291
- Okay?
- You got it, Mr. S. Hit it.
359
00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:43,608
Amazing, guys. Bull's-eye.
360
00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:46,116
Excuse me. What about us?
361
00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:49,051
You expect us
to just sway back here like props?
362
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,054
Say it for me again, word for word.
363
00:24:51,122 --> 00:24:55,183
"What about us? You expect us
to just sway back here like props?"
364
00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:57,558
Perfect. Then turn to the other two and say...
365
00:24:57,629 --> 00:24:59,654
I think Sue is right about him.
366
00:24:59,731 --> 00:25:01,995
He clearly doesn't like minorities.
367
00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:09,998
Can you imagine in this day and age
being discriminated against?
368
00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:13,044
My goodness. The pain you must be feeling.
369
00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:15,102
So your last name's Puckerman, huh?
370
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,648
- Shalom.
- Who knew?
371
00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:21,809
And poor, sweet Brittany.
372
00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:24,754
Oh, I know the Dutch are famous
for being a cold people...
373
00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:26,757
but that's no excuse for treating you...
374
00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:30,659
like some half-price hooker
in Amsterdam's famous Red Light District.
375
00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:33,960
Well, all I can say is,
if you're serious about leaving Schuester...
376
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:36,364
Sue Sylvester's rainbow tent...
377
00:25:36,434 --> 00:25:40,427
will gladly protect you
from his storm of racism.
378
00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,947
Hey, babe, you home?
379
00:25:53,318 --> 00:25:55,309
- Hey, what's for dinner?
- Oh!
380
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:59,346
- Why don't you get something
from takeout, sweetie.
- Hey, listen.
381
00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:01,358
I don't expect you to start cooking...
382
00:26:01,426 --> 00:26:04,657
but on nights when you're home first, I think
it's appropriate for you to take care of dinner.
383
00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:08,665
Wow, you're so forceful.
What's gotten into you?
384
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,724
You.
385
00:26:10,802 --> 00:26:12,793
You were right. I stood up to Sue...
386
00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:15,738
and now she's begging me for mercy.
387
00:26:15,807 --> 00:26:19,265
Oh, I feel great!
388
00:26:19,344 --> 00:26:21,744
And I have you to thank for it.
389
00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:23,678
I have my moments, huh?
390
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:25,978
You're gonna have another one
this Friday at 4:00.
391
00:26:26,051 --> 00:26:28,849
I made an appointment for us with Dr. Woo.
392
00:26:31,189 --> 00:26:33,953
- My obstetrician.
- Yep.
393
00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:37,290
- Oh.
- I'm finally gonna get a look at my little boy.
394
00:26:39,698 --> 00:26:42,565
Hey. Pick whatever you want for dinner.
395
00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,869
Just not Chinese again.
396
00:26:56,247 --> 00:26:58,579
Who do you think you are?
397
00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:01,676
Well, now you know how it felt for me
to have my Cheerios snatched away.
398
00:27:01,753 --> 00:27:03,516
I can't do a song with three kids.
399
00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:06,148
Not with that attitude.
400
00:27:06,224 --> 00:27:08,818
Look, I'm prepared to cut you a deal.
401
00:27:08,893 --> 00:27:10,827
You pass my Cheerios...
402
00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:13,329
and I'll give you back
your team of losers and snot faucets.
403
00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:18,669
Sue Sylvester...
404
00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:23,174
you're gonna have to pry those F's
from my cold, dead hands.
405
00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:25,505
Can't wait, pal!
406
00:27:28,513 --> 00:27:31,141
My job is very stressful.
407
00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:34,344
After dentists, obstetricians
have the highest rate of suicide...
408
00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:36,717
among medical professionals.
409
00:27:36,788 --> 00:27:39,757
Caring for my bonsai relaxes me.
410
00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:43,783
- I had a huge crush on the Karate Kid
when I was a teenager.
- Can we cut the crap?
411
00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:47,093
I guess I'm a little curious
as to what you ladies want from me.
412
00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:50,362
- Neither of you are pregnant.
- Well, Woo...
413
00:27:50,435 --> 00:27:52,403
you delivered all three of my kids.
414
00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:56,770
Each one is dumber than the last.
Plus, they all have A.D.D.
415
00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:59,867
And, although my husband nor I have red hair...
416
00:27:59,944 --> 00:28:01,878
they are all creepy ginger kids.
417
00:28:01,946 --> 00:28:05,780
- It's caused by a recessive gene.
- That's one theory. Do you wanna hear mine?
418
00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:08,683
You gave me too much Pitocin
when I was in labor...
419
00:28:08,753 --> 00:28:10,744
and it screwed up their DNA.
420
00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:13,052
That's not a theory. You just made that up.
421
00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:16,651
Mrs. Schuester, is your sister on some kindof new psychotropic medication?
422
00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:18,753
- Not that I know of.
- That's offensive.
423
00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:22,261
- Are you all right?
- Shh. Here's the deal, Woo.
424
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,597
My husband does the taxes...
425
00:28:24,669 --> 00:28:28,127
for some very powerful
mid size law firms in this town.
426
00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:31,403
And I'm sure somebody would be more
than happy to take on my lawsuit.
427
00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:33,671
- You'll never win.
- I don't have to win.
428
00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:36,009
There's only two OBs in this town.
429
00:28:36,081 --> 00:28:38,208
You get even the slightest stink on you...
430
00:28:38,283 --> 00:28:40,342
and you can bet that a bunch
of your patients...
431
00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:42,409
will just close on up their legs...
432
00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:44,580
and walk on over to Dr. Chin.
433
00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:46,954
Okay, this is outrageous.
434
00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:50,585
What do you want?
435
00:28:54,999 --> 00:28:57,661
Listen here, treasure trail.
We're about to have a smack-down.
436
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,761
I don't want to have a confrontation.
437
00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:02,864
Don't play stupid with me, stubbles.
438
00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:07,344
I'm having Finn's baby,
and you need to back off.
439
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:10,381
I'm asking you as nicely as I possibly can.
440
00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:12,814
Leave him alone.
441
00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:18,546
You're right. I-I've helped you not
because it's the right thing to do...
442
00:29:18,623 --> 00:29:21,524
but because I had romantic ulterior motives.
443
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:25,859
But just so we're clear,
you're the one who's cheating.
444
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,865
- Excuse me?
- I have on good authority
that you're Sue Sylvester's mole...
445
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:31,333
and you can deny it all you want,
but I know it's true.
446
00:29:31,402 --> 00:29:33,336
I have no idea what you're talking about.
447
00:29:33,404 --> 00:29:36,237
Sue is not on your side, Quinn.
She's not on anyone's side but her own.
448
00:29:36,307 --> 00:29:39,140
Can you imagine what she's gonna do
when she finds out about your situation?
449
00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:41,906
She'll probably try to rip off your uniform
with her bare hands.
450
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:44,175
All right.
Every time you whisper in her ear...
451
00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:46,649
you empower her to do
more damage to the Glee Club.
452
00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:49,744
And right now, Glee Club is all you have.
453
00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:52,915
And if I were you,
I'd recognize who my true friends are.
454
00:29:52,991 --> 00:29:54,925
And I'd practice a little bit more...
455
00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:57,860
because you obviously have
a lot you need to express.
456
00:29:57,929 --> 00:30:02,389
Oh, you have no idea.
457
00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:55,542
All right, everybody, take five.
458
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,451
We would just like to say
that although we find ourselves...
459
00:32:11,529 --> 00:32:13,895
on opposite sides,
we hope you enjoy our number...
460
00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:16,729
- and we look forward to seeing yours as well.
- Get on with it!
461
00:32:16,801 --> 00:32:19,031
Enough with the jibber-jabber.Sing something!
462
00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:21,196
Sue, you can't talk to kids that way.
463
00:32:30,381 --> 00:32:31,973
All right, that's it. Come on.
464
00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:34,416
She had her chance.Everybody up. We're leaving.
465
00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:36,817
I'm sorry. Is there a fire?
466
00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:39,482
No, and that's the point. There is no fire.
467
00:32:39,557 --> 00:32:43,323
You know, it's sad enoughthat my Sue's Kids are living in squalor...
468
00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:46,363
- and probably on food stamps...
- My dad's a dentist.
469
00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:49,059
But for you to drag 'em in hereand bore 'em to death? I won't stand for it.
470
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:52,034
Come on, kids. Out.
We're goin' for Coneys. My treat.
471
00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:54,537
- All right, that's it!
- Really?
472
00:32:54,605 --> 00:32:57,699
You know what, Sue? You've been pretty honest
about your feelings for me...
473
00:32:57,775 --> 00:32:59,868
so let me return the favor.
474
00:32:59,944 --> 00:33:04,381
You're rude, Sue. You have no class,
and you are a terrible teacher!
475
00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:07,748
- I'll have you know I have my Ph.D.
- You got it online, Sue!
476
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,014
You are a failed performer, Will.
477
00:33:10,088 --> 00:33:12,352
You weren't good enough
to make it in the real world.
478
00:33:12,423 --> 00:33:16,519
You're not even good enough to run
this stupid little club that nobody cares about.
479
00:33:16,594 --> 00:33:19,222
Time after time, Will, you fail!
480
00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:21,322
You spend every waking moment of your life...
481
00:33:21,399 --> 00:33:23,924
figuring out ways to terrify children
to try to make you...
482
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,936
feel better about yourself and the fact...
483
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,131
that you're probably gonna spend
the rest of your life alone!
484
00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:30,572
- How dare you talk to me like that!
- Don't you even...
485
00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:33,633
Don't you point your...
486
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,213
Enough!
487
00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:40,216
I'm sorry, Mr. Schue...
488
00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:42,684
Miss Sylvester, but if we wanted
to hear Mom and Dad fight...
489
00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:45,552
those of us who still have two parents
would just stay home on payday.
490
00:33:45,623 --> 00:33:48,285
I agree. Glee Club is supposed to be fun.
491
00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:50,953
And furthermore,I don't like this minority business.
492
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:54,465
I may be a strong, proud black woman,
but I'm a lot more than that.
493
00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:56,796
- I'm out.
- M-Me too.
494
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,893
Fellow Glee Clubbers, it would be an honor...
495
00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:01,302
to show you how a real storm-out is done.
496
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,636
I encourage you to follow my lead.
497
00:34:27,665 --> 00:34:30,259
Is that necessary?
It's nothing I haven't seen before.
498
00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:32,427
I mean, I am the one who knocked her up.
499
00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:35,961
Just standard operating procedure.
500
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,838
You okay, Mr. Schuester? You seem upset.
501
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:42,107
Just-Just a little stressed. Bad day at work.
502
00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:44,148
Will, you're about to see your child
for the first time.
503
00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:46,479
Can you forget about those
dancing delinquents for one minute?
504
00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:50,009
You're right. I'm sorry.
505
00:34:52,790 --> 00:34:55,554
Oh, my parents are gonna kill me
if I don't come home with a DVD.
506
00:35:03,301 --> 00:35:06,065
Got it right here.
507
00:35:06,137 --> 00:35:07,798
All right.
508
00:35:10,007 --> 00:35:11,531
Juno.
509
00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:13,236
Oh.
510
00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:15,074
- You okay?
- Oh, that must be cold.
511
00:35:15,146 --> 00:35:17,171
- Sorry about that.
- It's really... Yeah, it's a little cold.
512
00:35:25,723 --> 00:35:28,157
Wow!
513
00:35:28,226 --> 00:35:29,989
That's him!
514
00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:35,189
Oh, hold on a sec.
515
00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:38,724
What? I-Is something wrong with him?
516
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:40,771
Well, not exactly.
517
00:35:40,838 --> 00:35:44,865
This is really embarrassing,
but it appears as if your boy is a girl.
518
00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:48,036
Oh, my God. Did something happen to his...
519
00:35:48,112 --> 00:35:50,046
No, he never had one. He's a she.
520
00:35:50,114 --> 00:35:52,241
Must have misread the first sonogram.
Sorry about that.
521
00:36:04,428 --> 00:36:06,225
Honey, I...
522
00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:08,788
I didn't know that having a boy
was so important to you.
523
00:36:08,866 --> 00:36:10,800
It isn't.
524
00:36:13,471 --> 00:36:17,066
I don't care what she is.
525
00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:19,200
She's all ours.
526
00:36:21,812 --> 00:36:24,542
I'm just so happy.
527
00:36:26,651 --> 00:36:29,211
No matter what happens...
528
00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:31,915
I want you to remember at this moment...
529
00:36:31,989 --> 00:36:33,923
that we love each other.
530
00:36:33,991 --> 00:36:35,083
Okay?
531
00:36:49,173 --> 00:36:50,333
Hey, Sue.
532
00:36:50,408 --> 00:36:53,434
William. Close the door.
533
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,740
I, uh, wanted to talk to you
about the auditorium.
534
00:36:58,816 --> 00:37:02,047
Good. I wanted to come to you, too,
but I have no idea where your office is.
535
00:37:02,119 --> 00:37:04,679
- Why don't you have a seat?
- Sure.
536
00:37:06,123 --> 00:37:08,819
So I decided to step down as co-head of Glee.
537
00:37:10,628 --> 00:37:13,256
- Really?
- Yeah, it's not for me. It's too fruity.
538
00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:17,700
I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotionalunless it's from physical exhaustion.
539
00:37:17,768 --> 00:37:20,236
- Yeah. It did get pretty bad in there.
- Yeah.
540
00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:22,238
I'd still like to stay on as consigliere.
541
00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:25,537
You know, maybe you could show me
your set lists before competitions.
542
00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:28,636
- Just so I feel like I'm contributing.
- Cool.
543
00:37:28,713 --> 00:37:32,581
You know, I was a VJ for a couple of years.
Not MTV, but still.
544
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:38,711
Why do I feel like I'm about to fall
through a trapdoor into a pit of fire?
545
00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:41,349
- Because you don't trust me.
- Mmm.
546
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:45,054
I know my methods are extreme,
and I know I'm not like the rest of you hippies...
547
00:37:45,129 --> 00:37:48,496
caring about the kids' feelings
as if they're real.
548
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:51,434
But I do care about teaching.
549
00:37:51,502 --> 00:37:56,030
And when I coach them, and they win, I win.
550
00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:59,566
And you know how I feel about winning.
551
00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:02,135
I do.
552
00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:05,512
Look. Who's to say everything I do
is a hundred percent on the ball?
553
00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,608
No one would say that.
554
00:38:07,685 --> 00:38:12,019
Probably right, but, um, in hindsight...
555
00:38:12,089 --> 00:38:16,185
you were right to shine the spotlight
on the fact that those kids are minorities.
556
00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:19,093
Because you're all minorities.
557
00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:22,530
You're in the Glee Club.
Now, there are only 12 of you.
558
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,592
And all you have is each other.
559
00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:28,696
So it doesn't matter that Rachel is Jewish...
560
00:38:28,773 --> 00:38:32,174
- or that Finn is...
- Unable to tell my rights from my lefts.
561
00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:33,335
Sure.
562
00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:35,675
Or that Santana is Latina...
563
00:38:35,746 --> 00:38:38,044
- or that Quinn is...
- Is pregnant.
564
00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:45,755
Sorry, Q. It'll be all over
the blogosphere by this afternoon.
565
00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:48,815
Now everybody knows... including me.
566
00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:07,644
How could you do that?
567
00:39:07,712 --> 00:39:10,237
Do you have any idea how much pain
you caused by running that story?
568
00:39:10,314 --> 00:39:12,248
Sue made me do it.
569
00:39:12,316 --> 00:39:15,649
This was a particularly interesting find...
570
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,654
from today's round of locker checks.
571
00:39:17,722 --> 00:39:20,418
Are these your droopy,
white granny panties, Jacob?
572
00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:23,392
Are you an Eve who was born a Steve?
573
00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:27,295
Because if you are, I think there's a special
school that would better address your needs.
574
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,390
And I think that school is in Thailand.
575
00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:32,129
Rachel gave them to me
so I wouldn't run the Quinn story.
576
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,068
What Quinn story?
577
00:39:34,138 --> 00:39:36,072
Quinn Fabray is pregnant.
578
00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:42,307
Not a chance.
579
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:46,646
If my head cheerleader was pregnant,
jeopardizing the very future of my Cheerios...
580
00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:50,414
and thus my teaching tenure,
I think she would have come to me.
581
00:39:50,488 --> 00:39:53,321
Quinn Fabray respects me
and would never lie to me. Never.
582
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,018
I have three sources confirming.
583
00:40:00,364 --> 00:40:02,730
Please don't expel me.
584
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,927
I'll kill the story.
585
00:40:06,370 --> 00:40:09,032
No. Run it.
586
00:40:09,106 --> 00:40:11,666
I'm sorry, Rachel.
587
00:40:13,677 --> 00:40:15,770
It's okay.
588
00:40:15,846 --> 00:40:18,440
It's okay.
589
00:40:18,516 --> 00:40:20,609
It's okay.
590
00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:22,743
It's okay.
591
00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:27,887
Everything's gonna be okay.
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