All language subtitles for the nana

All right, now. "What
to expect in your 8th month."

Indigestion, heartburn,
bloating,

"flatulence,
nasal congestion."

Oh, well. According to this,
my entire family is pregnant.

You know, the worst part about your
pregnancy is going to be the mood swings.

- Oh?
- I can get very testy.

( Doorbell rings )

I'll get it, sweetie.
It's okay.

Oh, look who this is!
Aunt Freida, what a surprise!

Hi, Aunt Freida,
what are you doing here?

I came by to drop off
your wedding present.

Since I was not invited to your
nuptials or ensuing festivities.

Oh, Freida,
we sent you an invitation.

That said, you are
invited to attend,

but forbidden to sing, Freida.

Well, ma did want
to personalize the invitations.

I knew it was all her doing.
She's jealous.

She's jealous of my singing talent, and
of my successful business investments.

What business investments,
Freida?

You married a billionaire who
dropped dead two days later.

All right, so a little luck
was involved.

The point is that Sylvia
has hurt me deeply.

But I'm not going
to take this out on you.

Oh, Franny! You!

This SOB bought our apartment building
and threw your father and me out!

However,
your mother is going to pay!

You are horrible, Freida!

We are never going to have
you up to our house again!

What house?

Your father and I are
practically homeless.

We have to sell everything!

Do you know anyone who wants
to buy a 40-year-old couch,

which thanks to plastic slip
coverage is like brand new?

Oh, Ma, Ma, you're not
going to be homeless.

Me and Maxwell will
take care of everything.

We figured that.

Morty!

Where do you want
me to put this?

Upstairs near the bay window.

♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens ♪

♪ Till her boyfriend kicked her out
in one of those crushing scenes ♪

♪ What was she to do, where was she
to go, she was out on her fanny ♪

♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪

♪ She was there to sell makeup
but the father saw more ♪

♪ She had style, she had flair, she was
there, that's how she became the Nanny ♪

♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪

♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪

♪ Now, the father
finds her beguiling ♪

♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪

♪ And the kids are actually
smiling such joie de vivre ♪

♪ She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan ♪

♪ The flashy girl from Flushing,
the Nanny named Fran. ♪

- Oh, Niles.
- Mm?

How am I ever going to tell Maxwell
that my parents are staying here?

Quickly,
and without the negligee.

Maybe I shouldn't tell him at all. How long
do you think it'll be before he notices?

Not long. He'll see
her here for breakfast,

he'll see her here for lunch,
he'll see her here for dinner.

So I'm figuring I've
got at least six months.

Oh, darling,
don't you look beautiful?

Mm, and that perfume!

I haven't smelt that perfume since the
last time you did something wrong.

What did you do?

Nothing.

Can't a wife just put
something on sexy

to entice her husband?

( Mumbles ) When her
parents are moving in?

What, darling?

I said, can't a wife just
say over and over again

how much she loves her husband?

( Mumbles ) When her
parents are moving in?

You know, what do you keep
mumbling into my neck?

( Sighs )
Okay, all right, I'll tell you.

But while I'm telling you, would you
please just focus on the negligee?

Freida bought mom and dad's building
and threw them out of their apartment.

Oh, darling, that's terrible.
I wish I had known.

Well, we have to help them.
What are they going to do?

Oh, don't worry. They already found
a new, beautiful place to stay.

- Well, that's good. Nearby?
- Walking distance.

Do you use all your
closets in here?

No.

Focus on the negligee.

Well, I have to call the agency.

None of these models they submitted
are right for our poster.

You know, sir, if you need an
attractive, photogenic man on camera,

- I can pass for...
- Hume Cronyn?

( laughs )

Niles, thank you for your offer, but this
poster really has to sell our new show.

We need someone viral.
Someone who exudes masculinity.

Oh, well then there's your man.

- Hi, Daddy.
- Hello, sweetheart.

Have you found your viral,
masculine model yet?

Not yet, no.
We shoot tomorrow.

Oh, well, maybe Michael
will know someone. Honey!

How you doing? What's up?

- Margaret...
- Maxwell, let me handle this.

You're hired.

The job pays $5,000.
Sorry, Hume.

Well, I don't care.

All those models
live hand to mouth.

At least I have skills
to fall back on.

- Morning, Ma.
- Good morning, darling.

Oh, I'm so happy that you're
going to be here all the time.

I forgot what it was like
living with my mommy.

Darling, don't you think your
rouge is a little orangey?

I'm remembering.
What's the matter?

Sweetheart,
have you considered bangs?

Why?

They took ten years
off your sister's face.

Ma, it was the eyelift
that took ten years off.

The bangs just
covered up the scars.

So, have I told you how
glad I am that you're here?

Of course you are. Otherwise you
would be up at the crack of dawn

making blintzes
for your husband.

Little miss sleep-'til-10:30.

So, have I told you how
glad I am that you're here?

Darling, rush and bring
these to your husband.

Tell him you made them.
I don't need the credit.

Ma, you're doing
that thing again.

What thing?

You know that thing that caused
me to weigh 140lbs in 5th grade?

Darling,
I don't mean to criticize.

But that man that you
married is a prince.

You should wait
on him hand and foot.

He's a big step up from anything
we thought you would wind up with.

Oh, good, more blintzes!
They're delicious.

Thank you, darling.
Fran made them.

What's the matter?
You look so tense.

Oh, no, I've just got
a slight headache, that's all.

Right. Let mommellah
take care of that.

No really, it's fine. Really.

It's... oh, that does feel good.

You have beautiful hair.

Morty had gorgeous
hair like this,

till he lost it at "the Pirates
of the Caribbean." Whoosh!

Uh, hey, Fran,
about your mother?

What?
I said I was glad she's here!

Yeah, I can see that.

Oh, your father was right,
your father was right!

Oh, this was a big mistake.
I've already had three muffins,

a box of cereal
and about 16 puddings

and I've only been
with her 20 minutes today.

Hey, Fran, what does it
mean when your mother says

she likes your sweater
but on somebody else?

It means... oh, I've got
to get her out of this house!

You know, it'll be fine.

It's all for the best because
I'll be happy and you know what?

Your father will be even happier because
he wants her out even more than I do.

♪ Climb up on my knee,
sonny boy ♪

♪ So you're 43, sonny boy ♪

Mommy! Oh, where's Max?

Your mother took him to Sears
to have his portrait taken.

Boy, are they getting clingy.

You know, I didn't realize
when I married Max

that I was marrying
my whole family too.

You know, I know Mr.
Sheffield thinks that

I'm too old for the
poster for his new show,

but perhaps if he
saw me in print.

This is your high school photo.

I know. But I could look like that again if
the lights were in the perfect position.

Off?

Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie.
I'm just lashing out.

It's ma. She has got to go.

Well, why don't you just tell her that
you think it's time for her to leave?

How can I bust up
Harold and Maude?

I don't understand what happened all of
a sudden. Why is he so attached to her?

Well, you met his mother. You saw how she
paid him no attention at the wedding.

- She wasn't even there.
- Hello.

Don't you see? He's never
been pampered before.

Do you know that when
he was a child and cried,

his mother left him out in
the garden until he stopped?

Oh, that's horrible!

Yes, and you wonder
why he clings to Sylvia.

The poor man is starved
for nurturing and affection.

And I can only go so far.

Oh, my poor Maxwell.

And here I was,
too lazy to get out of bed

and make him
a lousy blintz this morning.

Well that's all going to change.
From here on in,

I am going to give him everything
that he was deprived of as a child.

Love, warmth, comfort,

but first, I'm going to make up
for him being bottle-fed.

Oh, God, did Niles die?

Honey, can't a wife order
some lunch from a deli

and pretend she made it for her
husband without a big to-do?

I'm just trying
to pamper your father.

Well, then why didn't you
make the food yourself?

Well, because I'm too
young to be a widow.

Fran: Oh, he's going
to be so excited

when I show up at Michael's
photo-shoot

with this great,
special picnic basket.

Fran, these blintzes are delicious.
You have to give me the recipe.

Val, I already told you that
I'm pretending to make it.

Well, let me tell you something,
girl, they taste real.

Niles, hurry up! I'm ready to
go to Michael's photo shoot!

Sweetie, cut the price tag off this
afghan that I knitted your father.

Yo.

Niles, Michael was the one
that got the modeling job.

Yes, I know, but when Carol Haney
got sick in "The Pajama Game,"

Shirley MacLaine went on in
her place and became a star.

Yeah, you know, it's trivia
like that that really works

against this whole machismo
thing you're going after.

All right, thank you,
wish me luck!

Good luck.

Come on then, people,
let's see smiling!

Think fun. Think passion.
Think paychecks.

Michael's working out very well,
Margaret. I'm glad we hired him.

Yeah, but don't you think he would
look better without those girls?

Uh, which ones?

All of them.

Darling, don't get jealous.
It's just work.

Fire them, Daddy.

When's lunch?

Darling, you just had an Altoid.
You can't eat again until Tuesday.

Oh, Kaitlin, how many times do I
have to tell you, I'm a married man?

I'll tell Kaitlin.
And then I'll kill her.

Oh, Fran, darling,
what are you doing here?

Oh, sweetie,
I just wanted to pop in

and see if you were okay and
tell you how much I love you,

and make sure you're
warm and comfortable.

Oh, that's very sweet
of you, darling,

but I'm really very busy.
Haven't had a chance to stop.

Do I smell your
mother's kugel mit raisins?

Oh now, ma's not
the only one that can cook.

I made this myself. Now come
sit down and let me pamper you.

Fran, why are you doing this?

Because you were left out

in the garden.

Darling, I know that
makes sense in here,

but I'm out here.

Oh, sweetie, I love you so much, I just
want to fuss over you like ma does.

Yeah, but if I wanted
someone to cook and clean

and fuss over me, I'd
have married Niles.

Oh. And you didn't think
this look worked for me.

Now come on, darling, I've got a lot of
work to do, so why don't I just finish up,

and you go home, light some candles and
get the Jacuzzi ready for us, hmm?

Oh, sweetie, I'd love to, but you know, mom
and dad booked the Jacuzzi for tonight.

- What do you mean booked?
- They made up a schedule.

Find that pretty irritating,
don't you?

No, no, I enjoy having your mother around.
She's a lot of fun.

She... she makes... she
makes... well, all right,

maybe your parents do
have a few quirks, and

sometimes I do find
it a little annoying

that I can't use my own Jacuzzi,
my own golf clubs, my limo.

Uh-huh! You see. You want
people living in your house,

then you're not going to always get the
stuff that you want when you want it.

Remember when you wanted me
and ma came walking in

with "The Godfather 1, 2 and 3"?

Let's just say for
argument's sake I agree

with you. There's nothing
we can do about it.

Freida kicked your mother out
and that's that.

Yeah unless we could figure
out a way to get Freida

to sing at our wedding.

What?

Honey, you know that camcorder
that we keep in our bedroom?

Yeah.

I just figured out a whole
new way to use it. Love you.

- Did you okay this concept?
- Hmm?

( Doorbell rings )

Hurry up, Ma!
The Good Humor man is here.

I want toasted almond!

That's not Ricky.
That's Freida.

- Whoops, my mistake.
- Syl.

Fri.

Oh, well this is off to a good
start. We're on half-name bases.

Ma, we were very insensitive
to Aunt Freida's feelings

when we told her that she
couldn't sing at the wedding.

I was very hurt.
And I'm not talking to you.

You know I have that
exact skirt in blue.

They make it in blue?

Well, teal. But mine
has western stitching.

Oh, I don't look too
good in that "Hee Haw" look.

No, you could carry it.

This is how you say
I'm sorry in Jewish.

I'm still not talking to her.

But if you see one in teal,
pick me up one.

All right.

Since Freida wasn't
at the wedding,

I thought it would be nice if we all
watched the wedding video together.

Honey, why don't you turn
it on and we'll see it?

( Wedding march playing )

She looks so beautiful!

What the hell is this?

That's your ticket home, Ma.

( Singing in Hebrew)

Listen, I don't want
to say anything,

but could this chicken be drier?

I'll take the dry chicken
over the fishy salmon.

I don't know about you, girls,
but my sea bass is delicious.

( laughs )

Hey, why doesn't aunt Freida sing?
She's better than Lisa Minnelli.

- Liza. Liza Minnelli!
- Liza Minnelli!

I'll have you know Freida's
the best singer in the world,

and anyone who disagrees
can settle it with me!

Oh, I have a little request
from my darling "Sylvila,"

who's always been like
an older sister to me.

Hit it!

♪ I remember you ♪

♪ You're the one ♪

♪ Who made
my dreams come true ♪

♪ A few kisses ago ♪

♪ I remember too ♪

♪ A distant bell ♪

♪ And stars
that fell like rain ♪

♪ Out of the blue ♪

♪ When my life is through ♪

♪ And the angels
ask me to recall ♪

♪ The thrill of love ♪

♪ Then I shall tell them ♪

♪ I remember ♪

♪ You... ♪

My God, Freida,
that was beautiful.

Unfortunately, you can't
stop after one number.

There's a Gershwin medley,
a salute to...

Oh, Ma, would you just
say I'm sorry to Freida?

Does the teal skirt come
with a matching jacket?

I think so, but I can't promise
that it has western stitching.

Well, darling, you know
I have to admit, I'm

going to miss your
mother when she leaves.

♪ Climb upstairs with me,
sonny boy ♪

♪ The Jacuzzi's finally free,
sonny-boy ♪

Love, warmth, comfort.

But first, I'm going to make
up for him being breast-fed.

Love, warmth, support.

But first, I'm going to make
up for him being breast...

( laughs )

Love, warmth, comfort.

But first, I'm going to make
up for him being bottle-fed.

( Screaming )

( jazz music playing )