All language subtitles for s06e12

Oh, B, remember
tonight's Hanukkah,

so I want you home early for dinner
because we're gonna play spin

the dreidel with Sammy,
Yetta and Ma.

Yeah, I'll take worst ideas in
the world for 500 please, Alex.

Franny, can I help you
with anything?

You know, if you can get me some more
paper towels, I'd appreciate it.

They make 'em in paper now?

Yetta, why don't you just play
with your chocolate dreidel?

I'm right here, baby.
Yeah, yeah.

- Ah, Fran?
- Yes, my darling.

Explain something to me, please.

What?

Why do all the Jewish holidays
start at sundown?

Oh, well that's because
God realized that before 5:00

to wear sequins is gauche.

Look, everyone. Mr. Sheffield's sister
came from England to stay with us

without any notice whatsoever.
How happy am I.

Oh, Jocelyn, it's so good
to see you!

Ditto.

And congratulations on the baby.

We were all so excited to hear
you're expecting a child.

You were?

Well, it explained the wedding.

Okay. You remember my
grandmother and her boyfriend?

They sat next to you
at the engagement party.

You choked on a chicken bone
and he saved your life.

He gave you a bottle of scotch
to calm your nerves.

Sammy!

How are you?

So, what are you doing here?

Well, I flew in to surprise
this man I've met.

Listen to this. He's 36,

fabulous taste and a stunning
apartment which he did by himself.

Do you realize what that means?

He likes Barbra Streisand
and James Brolin?

No. I finally met my equal.

Why don't you and Max join us
for drinks tonight at Nello's?

Oh, no, we couldn't possibly
leave tonight.

It's the first night of Hanukkah
and the first night

that we're going to spend
it as a family.

Max knows how important
it is to me.

Well, I'm off to Boston.

Ooh, I hope that wasn't Max.

♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens ♪

♪ Till her boyfriend kicked her out
in one of those crushing scenes ♪

♪ What was she to do, where was she
to go, she was out on her fanny ♪

♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪

♪ She was there to sell makeup,
but the father saw more ♪

♪ She had style, she had flair, she was
there, that's how she became the Nanny ♪

♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪

♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪

♪ Now, the father
finds her beguiling ♪

♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪

♪ And the kids are actually
smiling such joie de vivre ♪

♪ She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan ♪

♪ The flashy girl from Flushing,
the Nanny named Fran ♪

You're going to Boston?

Honey, are you forgetting

what tonight is?
Maybe I'll give you a hint.

The first letter is "Ha."

Sorry, darling.
What's the second letter?

"Nukkah."

Oh, it's Hanukkah.
I'm sorry, sweetheart.

We'll celebrate it tomorrow.

There are eight nights
of Hanukkah, aren't there?

The first night
is the most important.

Don't you wanna make
your wife happy?

Of course I do.
I'm sorry, darling,

but there's a new musical
work shopping in Boston

and if I want to have a crack
at it I've gotta get up there.

Well, why didn't you tell me
about this sooner?

Well, I did. Last Wednesday.

You were watching
"Chicago Hope."

Sweetie, don't tell me stuff
when I'm in the middle

of a cross-gender surgery.

How can you go away
like this and not tell me?

We've always been bitter
together on the holiday.

If you think of anything nasty and hurtful,
leave it on my machine. I'll check in.

Remember, when you're in Boston keep
a scarf wrapped around your neck.

It's not that cold.

No, but it's that old.

Hate you.

Hate you more.

Darling, you know
I'd rather be here with you,

but business is business.

Come here. Come on.

Ooh. Love ya.

Well, at least I'll be able to enjoy
the tradition with our children.

I'm ready to go
to Boston, Daddy.

- She's going?
- She's going?

Well, darling, the school Grace wants
to attend during the summer session

is just outside Boston and I thought
while we were there we'd...

Well, anyway, I explained all
this to you the other night

we went for Chinese food.

Sweetie, don't be telling me stuff
when I'm makin' a mushie pancake.

Wait, nobody's going anywhere.

Well, thank you. It's nice to see
someone else is as upset as I am.

Yeah, I'm upset.

This is my favorite sweater.

Oh, well, come on.
I'll walk you out to the car.

Bye.

Bye.

Wait.

Bye, kiddo.

I can't believe it's
the first night of Hanukkah

and Max isn't even here.

Darling, you know your problem?

You don't know how to keep
your man at home.

Ma, I can't even figure out
how to keep you at home.

What's the big deal?

My husband never showed up
at Hanukkah for 30 years.

I still got latkes left over
in the freezer.

He's dead, Yetta.

He's dead? Thank God!

I thought it was my cooking.

Well, he's gotta know that
I wanna continue the traditions

that I was raised with. You know how
important Hanukkah has always been to me.

( Thinking ) I always loved
that holiday as a kid...

Ma,

why can't we have
a Christmas tree?

Because, my darling,
we are of the Jewish faith,

and, as Jewish people,
we celebrate Hanukkah.

It's so boring compared
to Christmas.

Like why don't we have
a Hanukkah parade?

Oy, after all that walking
we did in the desert

we like to sit on the holiday.

Preferably by a pool
in Miami Beach.

Hi, Ma.

Don't touch the latkes.

They're for grandpa.

I can't believe we're not gonna be
with the whole family for Hanukkah.

Honey, that's your present.

Well, that is going to change.
That's why I wanted Max here.

I want to start a Hanukkah
tradition with my new family.

I hear there's
a new Radisson in Boca.

Jocelyn!
What are you doing back here?

I thought you were having
drinks with your boyfriend.

No, it's over. I found out he's married,
has three children and a mistress.

Oh!

I'm crushed.

This is you crushed?

Oh, yes, I'm utterly destroyed.

I apologize for making
such a scene.

Eh, that's the British for you.
They show no emotion.

Whoo-hoo!
Brand new bottle of scotch!

Oh, Maxwell, this is ridiculous.

We're never gonna find this school.
Just get back on the highway.

C.C., why are you
in such a bad mood?

Well, the holiday season
is approaching.

I'm alone like a dog.

I'm riding to Boston
with the kid

who turned around to tell me she's
going to throw up and then did.

Ho freakin' ho.

Miss Babcock, you know
what I think your problem is?

You miss Niles.

- Do not.
- So do.

- Do not.
- So do.

Oh, please,
will you two just stop it.

Daddy, you know what
I think your problem is?

You feel guilty about
leaving Fran on Hanukkah.

- I do not.
- So do.

- Do not!
- So do.

Gracie! Look,
Fran said she understood.

This is business and sometimes
business has to come first.

Father!

You know what my favorite
thing about Christmas is?

Having the family all together.

Ah, what's your
second favorite thing?

Spending time with you, Father.

Say you had a third choice?

You're not going to be here
for Christmas, are you, Father?

Well, now, it's just a holiday
son, and business is business.

You do understand, don't you?

Yes, sir.

Look, why don't you, eh, you go
and play with that butler's son?

Niles!

After all, he is going to be
your butler one day.

I will not be a butler.

I'm going to be a barrister

with my own estate
and my own staff.

( laughs )

Oh, barrister. That's good.
That's good.

I'm sorry, sweetheart. I'd...

I think I'd like to go home.

What?

See if you can get hold of Fran
on the cell phone, would you?

Oh, Miss Babcock, can you do it?
That egg cream isn't sitting right.

Turn around
and open the damn window.

Would you like some rugelach?

No. I'm too depressed for sweet.

It's Hanukkah,
and Max isn't here.

Well then, should I take it
back to the kitchen?

No, put it down.
I might have a mood swing.

Keep them by you.
I lost 30 pounds.

Oh, Sylvia, I envy you.

I'd love to lose more weight but
nothing seems to kill my appetite.

Do what I did. I just looked
at myself stark naked...

Thank you. That killed it.

You know, I've been trying
to lose weight too.

I've been on
that two-shakes-a-day diet.

Oh, aren't those shakes
very expensive?

No. They come
with the Happy Meal.

Oh, why hasn't Max called me?
Maybe I was too rough on him.

Maybe I just should have been
more understanding.

Will you stop? Be strong.

Ma, I love him.

I'm talking to myself.

The rugelach
is looking very buttery.

Eh... no.

( Phone rings )

Hello? Hello?

- Darling...
- It's Max!

Max: Darling I had to call.
I... I just want you to know...

What? What? What?

Max: Fran... I'm sorry,
we're breaking up...

Honey you do mean
the phone reception, don't you?

Max:
I can't hear you.

I said "you do mean
the phone reception..."

- Grace: Daddy, watch out!
- Max: Oh, my God. Hold on, Grace!

Max? Max?

Oh, my God. Hello! Hello!
I think they just crashed.

Oh, Niles, the State Police are
saying that the blizzard is so bad

that the tracks from Maxwell's car is
probably covered over with snow by now.

Now, you listen to me. There are three
people I love very much in that car.

Well, two people I love and one with whom
I have a very complicated relationship.

Now, you get out there
and you find them.

Oh, what if they don't? I'm scared.
What if something happens to them?

I don't think I can deal

with... you know everything's
gonna be fine, kids.

Yes, I just spoke
to the State Police

and they said they're looking
for them and not to worry.

Fran, why didn't I
let Gracie take my sweater?

- Oh, baby.
- It's just a stupid sweater.

Please, don't worry. They said
that they're gonna find them...

Yeah, but how? They don't even know
where the car went off the road.

Sweetie, it's Hanukkah. Don't you
know what this holiday is all about?

After a war, my people only had
enough oil to light the temple lamp

for one night, but miraculously
it lasted for eight.

Okay, Fran, I have no idea
why you just told me that.

Because, sweetie,
it's a night about miracles.

Now, listen to me, you kids.
Go into the kitchen.

Niles made some delicious
vegetable soup.

I want you to eat it.
It'll make you feel much better.

Everything is gonna be
fine, I promise you.

They're gonna die.
They're gonna die!

What if they don't find them until morning?
What if they freeze to death?

They'll be fine.

If there's too much alcohol in your
blood, the cold can kill you even faster.

- Oh! Miss Babcock!
- Oh! Miss Babcock!

You all right, darling?

I'm fine.

He was talking to me.

I didn't hear a name.

All right, so, everyone,
just... just keep calm.

I'll try
the cell phone one more time.

Oh, it's dead. Still dead.

Well, we've got to do
something to keep warm.

Maxwell,
you come back here with me.

Grace, you go outside and play.

C.C., it's a blizzard out there.

Blizzard, winter wonderland...

All right, look, we have, ah, we have
about an eighth of a tank of gas.

That's enough to keep the engine running
and the heater on for about an hour.

That should be plenty of time
for the authorities to find us.

What if the hour
goes by and they don't?

I'll never experience
the sweet touch

of my beautiful Ni... ght,

♪ Holy night ♪

Everybody.
♪ All is calm ♪

♪ All is bright ♪

Sweetie, why don't you come inside?
You're gonna get so sick.

No, I can't sit in there anymore. I'm goin'
crazy. Why haven't they found them yet?

It's been hours
and hours and hours.

Everything's gonna be all right.
You just gotta think positive.

Oh, I know.

I have so much to be grateful
for. I had a beautiful wedding.

- Yeah.
- Baby on the way.

Kenny Rogers Roasters just
opened up around the corner.

Oh, it's the first
night of Hanukkah.

Please can't we have
one more miracle?

Excuse me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, he must've gotten confused
because of my new last name.

I'm so sorry to bother you,

but I've been visiting next door
and someone has blocked me in.

Oh, that must be Val's car.
Val you're blockin' the nun.

Oh, Sister, please forgive me. All
the other girls were doin' it too...

Val! Val! You're not 28
and in school anymore.

Just go and move the car.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Sister. We're all
a little bit on edge here because,

well, my husband and my daughter
were in a car crash

and the State Police
can't find them.

Oh, my dear.

Oh, Sister, I'm so scared.

I'm sorry.

I don't even know your name.

Sister.

Sister Sister?

Perhaps it would help
you to talk.

Some people find it
a relief to...

Well, I really wanted my husband to be
here for the first night of Hanukkah

because it's really important to me,
like Christmas is important to him,

you see I married one of yours.

Why don't we pray together?

But I'm Jewish, Sister.
Will your prayers work for me?

Of course they will.
Let's close our eyes and pray.

Okay.

Oh, dear God, please,
please I beg of you...

Silent prayer, dear.

Max:
Darling?

Oh, my God!
What've you got, Sprint?

Oh, sweetie, oh, sweetie!

Oh, I love you!
Oh, I can't believe it!

Oh, I'm so happy you're okay.

Oh, we're fine, we're just fine.

Well, that's the amazing thing.
I thought we had enough gas

to keep the engine going
and the heater on for about

oh, I don't know, an hour,
but, well, it lasted for eight.

Oh, that's like Hanukkah.
The oil lasted for eight days.

We both had a miracle tonight.

You guys showed up just at the very moment
that I was praying with this sister.

Oh, thank you,
thank you so much.

Oh, thank God!

Oh, you're safe and sound.
Oh, I gotta tell Morty.

Niles, get my coat.
I'm going home.

Another miracle!

( Speaking Hebrew )

Ah, that was beautiful, darling.

I know that it's
the second night of Hanukkah,

but honestly this is the best
first night I've ever had.

( Playing the piano )

Sammy:
♪ There is no ♪

♪ Place like home ♪

♪ For the holidays ♪

♪ And no matter how far ♪

♪ You may roam ♪

♪ And if you want
to be happy ♪

♪ In a million ways ♪

♪ For the holidays ♪

♪ You can't beat home ♪

♪ Sweet home... ♪

Sammy:
Yeah, baby.

Isn't this smashing?

This is going to be my house
and she is going to be my wife

and I am going to be
a big Broadway producer.

And check me out.

I'm married to a gorgeous man,

pregnant and I still look
damn good for 29.

And, ah, where are you?

Well, obviously I'm in court.

I became a successful barrister,
remember?

Niles!

What?

Oh, good God.

I'm so depressed.

Night all.

Ooh. Who's that?

( Jazz music playing )