Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,534 --> 00:00:02,617
Hey, people around here
get their ass beat
2
00:00:02,653 --> 00:00:05,120
for missing Shameless.
So sit down, shut up,
3
00:00:05,155 --> 00:00:06,405
and catch up.
4
00:00:06,457 --> 00:00:07,906
Or don't.
I don't give a fuck.
5
00:00:07,958 --> 00:00:11,076
I'm happy to knock
your fucking teeth out.
6
00:00:12,162 --> 00:00:15,213
Meds and vitals now.
7
00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:17,716
- What are those for?
- Anti-rejection.
8
00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:20,051
Hypertension.
Depression.
9
00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:21,553
Diuretic.
And apparently,
10
00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:25,006
that is my new liver,
fucking me in the ass.
11
00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:26,558
- Ow!
- What are you doing?
12
00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:28,593
Do not hit our daughter.
It's just the nipple.
13
00:00:28,645 --> 00:00:29,928
I'm done.
No more breast-feeding.
14
00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:31,563
I'm going to work at the Alibi.
15
00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:34,015
- You can stay here.
- You've got to do something
16
00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:36,351
about your daughter.
She's acting like
17
00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:37,436
a desperate teenager.
18
00:00:37,488 --> 00:00:38,987
- You're lying!
- Ow.
19
00:00:39,022 --> 00:00:40,655
I don't want her
and that Chuckie thing
20
00:00:40,691 --> 00:00:42,407
in my house anymore.
21
00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:43,942
Hey, did you have
a chance to call that doctor?
22
00:00:43,994 --> 00:00:45,527
I don't have what Monica has.
23
00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:47,746
It could be bipolar disease
like our mom.
24
00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:49,364
Come see our show tonight, huh?
25
00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:51,500
- Wish I could.
I turn into a pumpkin at 9:00.
26
00:00:51,535 --> 00:00:53,118
Maybe I'll see you later, huh?
27
00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:54,953
- Did he leave a good tip?
- If he's a musician,
28
00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:56,922
you never know where
that tip's been.
29
00:00:56,957 --> 00:01:00,125
- You guys are cheaters!
- Look who's a sore sport.
30
00:01:00,177 --> 00:01:02,093
Look who's madly in love.
31
00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:03,462
I'm about to start
a big clean up.
32
00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,263
They knocked over
Sunny Days on Halsted
33
00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:07,432
- this morning.
- Great, I'm in.
34
00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,718
Sell your home
at a premium price.
35
00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:12,103
My contribution to mankind.
36
00:01:12,139 --> 00:01:15,040
I give you Frank's
Milk Of The Gods.
37
00:01:16,246 --> 00:01:18,366
Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
38
00:01:22,872 --> 00:01:26,290
♪ think of all the luck
you got ♪
39
00:01:26,342 --> 00:01:29,260
♪ know that
it's not for naught ♪
40
00:01:29,295 --> 00:01:32,546
♪ you were beaming
once before ♪
41
00:01:32,598 --> 00:01:36,801
♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
42
00:01:36,803 --> 00:01:40,271
♪ what is this downside ♪
43
00:01:40,306 --> 00:01:43,641
♪ that you speak of? ♪
44
00:01:43,693 --> 00:01:45,943
♪ what is this feeling ♪
45
00:01:45,978 --> 00:01:50,481
♪ you're so sure of? ♪
46
00:01:57,456 --> 00:02:00,541
♪ round up the friends
you got ♪
47
00:02:00,576 --> 00:02:03,744
♪ know that
they're not for naught ♪
48
00:02:03,796 --> 00:02:07,047
♪ you were willing
once before ♪
49
00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:11,302
♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
50
00:02:11,337 --> 00:02:14,722
♪ what is this downside ♪
51
00:02:14,757 --> 00:02:18,425
♪ that you speak of? ♪
52
00:02:18,477 --> 00:02:20,394
♪ what is this feeling ♪
53
00:02:20,429 --> 00:02:24,281
♪ you're so sure of? ♪
54
00:02:34,127 --> 00:02:37,461
- This is beer?
- I call it Milk Of The Gods.
55
00:02:37,497 --> 00:02:38,663
Man.
56
00:02:38,665 --> 00:02:40,297
I think I just shit my pants.
57
00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:43,501
Good to know.
I'll reduce the hops.
58
00:02:43,553 --> 00:02:45,886
I'll tell you what though.
59
00:02:45,922 --> 00:02:47,805
It's bad ass.
60
00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,924
What would you pay
for something like that?
61
00:02:49,976 --> 00:02:52,259
I got some sweet 420
that my girl baked up.
62
00:02:52,311 --> 00:02:56,230
- You wanna trade?
- Done, done, done.
63
00:02:58,518 --> 00:03:01,068
Aw, man.
64
00:03:01,104 --> 00:03:03,320
- Look at that.
- What?
65
00:03:03,356 --> 00:03:05,523
A new day.
And I'm still alive.
66
00:03:07,410 --> 00:03:09,410
Life is good.
67
00:03:09,445 --> 00:03:14,248
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
68
00:03:14,283 --> 00:03:18,869
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
69
00:03:18,871 --> 00:03:21,706
Arr-ar-ar-aroooo!
70
00:03:21,758 --> 00:03:26,711
- Cock-a-doodle-doo!
- Arr-ar-ar-aroooo!
71
00:03:27,964 --> 00:03:29,714
Hey.
You're up early.
72
00:03:29,716 --> 00:03:31,348
I'm off house arrest
as of this morning.
73
00:03:31,384 --> 00:03:34,935
- Ah.
- And I just need a screwdriver
74
00:03:34,971 --> 00:03:36,387
to get this thing off.
75
00:03:36,389 --> 00:03:37,888
Are you, uh,
sure that's a good idea?
76
00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:40,224
Probation office
isn't open until tomorrow.
77
00:03:40,226 --> 00:03:42,359
But as long as I give it
back undamaged,
78
00:03:42,395 --> 00:03:44,729
I'm good.
Dude, congratulations
79
00:03:44,731 --> 00:03:46,897
- is not that hard to say.
- Congratulations, Fiona.
80
00:03:46,899 --> 00:03:48,482
- Thank you.
- Well, just try not to
81
00:03:48,534 --> 00:03:51,068
celebrate with any road trips
or hard drugs, yeah?
82
00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,237
No promises.
One day at a time.
83
00:03:53,289 --> 00:03:55,122
You start your new job
on a Sunday?
84
00:03:55,158 --> 00:03:57,575
Yeah, it's something to do
with, uh, no city inspectors
85
00:03:57,627 --> 00:03:59,710
working today, and I'm guessing
they're planning
86
00:03:59,746 --> 00:04:01,746
on having us dump
toxic waste some place where
87
00:04:01,748 --> 00:04:03,631
toxic waste should not
be dumped.
88
00:04:03,666 --> 00:04:05,082
Weird thing is,
I'm kinda looking forward to it.
89
00:04:05,084 --> 00:04:07,835
- To dumping toxic waste?
- No, to the job.
90
00:04:07,887 --> 00:04:10,254
You know, no class,
no stress, no grades.
91
00:04:10,306 --> 00:04:13,641
Just hauling shit
and breaking shit.
92
00:04:13,676 --> 00:04:16,227
It's like meditation,
only with large objects.
93
00:04:16,262 --> 00:04:17,595
Meditation?
Wow, you really are
94
00:04:17,647 --> 00:04:19,430
- a 12 step monkey, huh?
- Oh, lick me.
95
00:04:19,482 --> 00:04:21,766
There's my sister.
96
00:04:26,239 --> 00:04:29,106
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
97
00:04:29,108 --> 00:04:31,242
This "Happiest Baby" shit
totally works.
98
00:04:31,277 --> 00:04:32,660
Here, Happiest Baby shit
this one.
99
00:04:32,695 --> 00:04:36,947
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
100
00:04:36,999 --> 00:04:38,749
Put her there.
101
00:04:38,785 --> 00:04:40,951
Give me her.
No, let go of mommy's hair.
102
00:04:41,003 --> 00:04:42,753
There we go, yes.
103
00:04:42,789 --> 00:04:44,622
It's okay.
104
00:04:44,674 --> 00:04:46,957
They're just loving on papa
cause it's Father's Day.
105
00:04:47,009 --> 00:04:48,626
Okay, okay.
106
00:04:48,628 --> 00:04:50,261
Hey, so what's the plan anyway?
107
00:04:50,296 --> 00:04:51,929
- The plan?
- Pancakes?
108
00:04:51,964 --> 00:04:55,466
No, waffles?
Ooh, chocolate chip pancakes.
109
00:04:55,468 --> 00:04:57,802
- What are you talking about?
- It's Father's Day.
110
00:04:57,804 --> 00:04:59,720
- It's Father's Day.
- Oh shit, okay.
111
00:04:59,772 --> 00:05:01,772
- It's Father's Day.
- Yeah, uh.
112
00:05:01,808 --> 00:05:03,357
- It's Father's Day.
- Watch her.
113
00:05:03,392 --> 00:05:06,443
Shh.
It's Father's Day.
114
00:05:06,479 --> 00:05:09,029
It's Father's Day.
Look at that.
115
00:05:09,065 --> 00:05:10,981
Look at those skills.
116
00:05:11,033 --> 00:05:13,651
Kev wants fucking pancakes.
117
00:05:13,653 --> 00:05:15,619
- Holy shit, you okay?
- I have twins.
118
00:05:15,655 --> 00:05:17,621
- I'll never be okay again.
- Shit, I gotta go to work.
119
00:05:17,657 --> 00:05:19,490
Okay? Uh, good luck with,
uh, too many babies,
120
00:05:19,542 --> 00:05:21,075
and good luck with
the jailbreak, okay?
121
00:05:21,127 --> 00:05:22,660
- I'll see you later.
- What are you doing?
122
00:05:22,712 --> 00:05:25,729
I'm off house arrest.
Do you need coffee?
123
00:05:25,765 --> 00:05:27,164
- You look--
- I look what?
124
00:05:27,166 --> 00:05:29,834
Nothing.
Toaster waffles in the freezer.
125
00:05:29,886 --> 00:05:32,086
I've been watching
the clock counting the minutes
126
00:05:32,138 --> 00:05:35,339
till I can open the Alibi
and watch Frank drink his way
127
00:05:35,341 --> 00:05:37,508
- through someone else's liver.
- Hmm, that's fun for you,
128
00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:38,976
- is it?
- Does that make me a bad person
129
00:05:39,011 --> 00:05:40,811
that I'd rather be selling
cheap booze
130
00:05:40,847 --> 00:05:43,898
to barflies than spend time
with my twin spawns of Satan?
131
00:05:43,933 --> 00:05:46,851
Spawns of Satan?
Really?
132
00:05:49,906 --> 00:05:51,272
Do you think I'm a bad mother?
133
00:05:51,324 --> 00:05:53,324
Did you leave either kid
on the porch
134
00:05:53,359 --> 00:05:56,160
last night while you
were going on a drug run?
135
00:05:56,195 --> 00:05:57,361
Then compared to what
I grew up with,
136
00:05:57,413 --> 00:05:59,030
you're an excellent mother.
137
00:06:01,868 --> 00:06:03,868
Ah!
Aahhh!
138
00:06:05,538 --> 00:06:07,171
What? What?
139
00:06:07,206 --> 00:06:08,622
What?
Are you too-- too tired
140
00:06:08,674 --> 00:06:10,174
to jump up and down with me?
141
00:06:10,209 --> 00:06:12,960
Yeah, but if it helps,
this is my happy face now.
142
00:06:13,012 --> 00:06:15,629
All right, Lip,
you're over here, buddy.
143
00:06:15,681 --> 00:06:17,348
So here's what you're
going to do,
144
00:06:17,383 --> 00:06:19,433
you're going to lift
these large pieces of concrete,
145
00:06:19,468 --> 00:06:21,135
put 'em in the bucket
of the bobcat.
146
00:06:21,187 --> 00:06:23,187
Then you go get some more
while the bobcat
147
00:06:23,222 --> 00:06:24,889
dumps them in the low load.
148
00:06:24,941 --> 00:06:26,690
I get to work the bobcat?
149
00:06:26,726 --> 00:06:29,693
Okay, you're going to lift
with your hands
150
00:06:29,729 --> 00:06:33,063
the large pieces of concrete
and put them in the bucket
151
00:06:33,065 --> 00:06:34,732
of the bobcat just like
these assholes
152
00:06:34,784 --> 00:06:36,233
who don't speak English
are doing.
153
00:06:36,285 --> 00:06:38,068
Then you're going to move
out of the way
154
00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,454
while the bobcat,
which has a licensed operator
155
00:06:40,489 --> 00:06:43,908
who is me and not you,
dumps them in the low load.
156
00:06:43,910 --> 00:06:46,377
Then you're going to
do it again for eight hours.
157
00:06:46,412 --> 00:06:48,212
You're going to stop after
eight hours 'cause I'm not
158
00:06:48,247 --> 00:06:49,830
paying your college ass
overtime.
159
00:06:49,882 --> 00:06:51,415
You think you can handle that?
160
00:06:51,467 --> 00:06:52,883
I think I'll manage.
161
00:06:52,919 --> 00:06:56,420
All right.
162
00:06:56,472 --> 00:06:58,756
Amanda, huh?
Nice tatas.
163
00:06:58,808 --> 00:07:00,307
Why don't you
give me the phone?
164
00:07:00,343 --> 00:07:02,593
- Why would I do that?
- Phones are a hazard
165
00:07:02,595 --> 00:07:04,261
on the worksite.
You're not going to sue me
166
00:07:04,263 --> 00:07:06,063
for workman's comp because
you're distracted
167
00:07:06,098 --> 00:07:07,765
by a titty shot when a brick
comes flying at your head.
168
00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:09,099
Bricks are flying
at my head now?
169
00:07:09,151 --> 00:07:10,851
This ain't the Alibi, bitch.
170
00:07:10,903 --> 00:07:12,770
You work for me,
you do what I say.
171
00:07:16,325 --> 00:07:18,742
Thank you.
172
00:07:18,778 --> 00:07:22,663
All right, andale, andale.Arriba, ay-yi-yi-yi.
173
00:07:24,917 --> 00:07:27,201
Nice nipples.
174
00:07:27,253 --> 00:07:31,288
And I want to call him,
'cause he's my dad,
175
00:07:31,340 --> 00:07:33,207
and it's Father's Day.
176
00:07:33,259 --> 00:07:37,795
But that's for me, you know?
And it's selfish
177
00:07:37,847 --> 00:07:40,464
'cause he doesn't want
to hear from me.
178
00:07:40,466 --> 00:07:43,634
And, uh, he made that
pretty clear.
179
00:07:43,636 --> 00:07:46,387
Well, the restraining order
made that pretty freaking clear.
180
00:07:48,307 --> 00:07:51,525
So, I'm not going to call him,
and I'm just going to work
181
00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,944
on me the best that I can.
182
00:07:53,980 --> 00:07:56,313
Nice of you to stop by.
183
00:07:56,315 --> 00:07:59,616
Here's your coffee
flavored sugar.
184
00:07:59,652 --> 00:08:01,035
All I can do, right?
185
00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:03,404
You know?
Stay clean, go to work,
186
00:08:03,456 --> 00:08:06,156
pray when I can remember, so...
187
00:08:06,158 --> 00:08:08,158
Are you ankle flirting with me?
188
00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,661
I've got excellent ankles.
189
00:08:10,713 --> 00:08:12,830
Now you can see both of them.
190
00:08:12,882 --> 00:08:14,665
No monitor?
191
00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:18,002
How'd you get that off
on a Sunday?
192
00:08:18,054 --> 00:08:21,305
Screwdriver.
A little bit of elbow grease.
193
00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:23,841
- You're trouble, Gallagher.
- Shh, shh, shh.
194
00:08:23,843 --> 00:08:25,843
I'm trying to listen.
195
00:08:25,895 --> 00:08:29,430
And it's one more person
that will never forgive me.
196
00:08:32,018 --> 00:08:33,484
Ew, don't learn from him, Liam.
197
00:08:33,519 --> 00:08:35,652
- He's disgusting.
- Disgusting.
198
00:08:35,688 --> 00:08:37,321
What are we going to do
for money this summer?
199
00:08:37,356 --> 00:08:39,189
I plan to bang
as many chicks as I can,
200
00:08:39,191 --> 00:08:41,358
and get so good at it,
they even pay me to do it.
201
00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:44,194
Ha! Yeah, right.
You're in a wheelchair.
202
00:08:44,246 --> 00:08:46,497
- Chicks dig wheelchairs.
- I swear to God,
203
00:08:46,532 --> 00:08:48,082
if you lose your virginity
before I do,
204
00:08:48,117 --> 00:08:50,284
I'll stab you to death
in your sleep.
205
00:08:50,336 --> 00:08:52,202
I'm supposed to keep it
in my pants till you're 30?
206
00:08:52,254 --> 00:08:53,670
- 30?
- 40?
207
00:08:53,706 --> 00:08:55,539
- That's not funny.
- Yeah it is.
208
00:08:57,376 --> 00:08:59,126
I'm going to the public pool
later if you want to come.
209
00:08:59,178 --> 00:09:00,377
What are you going to do
210
00:09:00,429 --> 00:09:02,046
at the pool?
You can't get wet.
211
00:09:02,098 --> 00:09:04,214
Did you miss the part
where chicks dig wheelchairs?
212
00:09:04,216 --> 00:09:07,885
Hmm, strange man.
Let me get my pepper spray.
213
00:09:07,937 --> 00:09:10,054
Liam, get the door.
214
00:09:15,611 --> 00:09:18,946
Hello, uh, I'm looking
for Frank Gallagher.
215
00:09:18,981 --> 00:09:20,814
- Why?
- Oh, um,
216
00:09:20,866 --> 00:09:25,652
his-- his liver was my-- was--
217
00:09:25,704 --> 00:09:29,490
He's one block over
at Sheila's.
218
00:09:29,542 --> 00:09:31,208
We just need a place to cook
219
00:09:31,243 --> 00:09:32,910
and a table
big enough for three.
220
00:09:32,962 --> 00:09:35,879
Or if you guys want to join,
that would be so wonderful.
221
00:09:35,915 --> 00:09:37,581
- No.
- Ketchup.
222
00:09:37,583 --> 00:09:39,216
Sure.
Coming right up.
223
00:09:39,251 --> 00:09:41,301
- Fiona.
- No, I'm sorry, but you're not
224
00:09:41,337 --> 00:09:43,387
cooking a Father's Day meal
for Frank in my house.
225
00:09:43,422 --> 00:09:45,222
You got table six or is it me?
226
00:09:45,257 --> 00:09:48,175
Uh, I've got it.
Because Frank is not a father.
227
00:09:48,227 --> 00:09:51,095
Not to me, not to my kids,
and honestly, Sammi,
228
00:09:51,097 --> 00:09:53,680
not to you either.
Here you go.
229
00:09:53,732 --> 00:09:55,849
- Need anything else?
- Tabasco.
230
00:09:55,901 --> 00:10:00,571
Coming right up.
231
00:10:00,606 --> 00:10:03,357
- Here you go.
- More maple syrup.
232
00:10:03,409 --> 00:10:06,243
Right away.
Sammi, listen to me.
233
00:10:06,278 --> 00:10:09,279
Frank is Frank.
He'll never be there for you,
234
00:10:09,281 --> 00:10:11,081
or for your kid.
He will disappoint you
235
00:10:11,117 --> 00:10:14,785
every time.
Here you go.
236
00:10:14,837 --> 00:10:17,788
Creamer.
237
00:10:17,790 --> 00:10:20,040
Absolutely.
Anything else?
238
00:10:20,092 --> 00:10:22,459
No.
239
00:10:22,511 --> 00:10:24,128
Sure.
240
00:10:24,130 --> 00:10:27,931
You're cynical, Fiona.
You're too young and pretty
241
00:10:27,967 --> 00:10:31,718
to be so cynical and hard.
I-- It makes me feel sad for you.
242
00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,773
Here you go.
Happy Father's Day.
243
00:10:36,809 --> 00:10:39,810
More butter.
244
00:10:41,780 --> 00:10:45,282
Right away.
Sammi, listen to me.
245
00:10:45,317 --> 00:10:47,651
I'm not cynical about Frank.
246
00:10:47,703 --> 00:10:50,787
I'm just finally sane.
247
00:10:54,243 --> 00:10:56,126
Baby needs daylight.
You take him for a run?
248
00:10:56,162 --> 00:10:58,162
Can't, sorry.
I gotta go to a funeral.
249
00:10:58,214 --> 00:10:59,830
Funeral?
For who?
250
00:10:59,882 --> 00:11:01,665
- Some guy he doesn't even know.
- Brother in arms.
251
00:11:01,717 --> 00:11:03,634
- That's all I need to know.
- He didn't even die
252
00:11:03,669 --> 00:11:05,469
in a war, man.
It was like, a car accident.
253
00:11:05,504 --> 00:11:08,972
Fuck you, Mickey.
He died serving his country.
254
00:11:09,008 --> 00:11:11,341
All right.
I guess I'm going with you.
255
00:11:11,343 --> 00:11:13,510
- Can you take baby to funeral?
- No, it's illegal
256
00:11:13,512 --> 00:11:16,180
in this country.
Hey, can you at the very least
257
00:11:16,182 --> 00:11:18,765
not wear a fucking uniform,
since every MP in the world
258
00:11:18,817 --> 00:11:21,685
- is looking for you?
- He's a soldier.
259
00:11:21,687 --> 00:11:23,353
He deserves
our goddamn respect.
260
00:11:25,107 --> 00:11:29,443
♪ let me tell you from now on ♪
261
00:11:29,495 --> 00:11:33,197
♪ how it's going to be ♪
262
00:11:33,199 --> 00:11:35,249
♪ you had better... ♪
263
00:11:35,284 --> 00:11:38,535
- She still ignoring you?
- Just ignore her back.
264
00:11:38,587 --> 00:11:41,038
Hey, Gallagher, looking good.
265
00:11:41,090 --> 00:11:42,706
You too, Holly.
266
00:11:42,708 --> 00:11:44,875
Not you.
267
00:11:44,927 --> 00:11:46,960
- You.
- Really?
268
00:11:47,012 --> 00:11:48,545
Oh, your poor leg.
269
00:11:48,547 --> 00:11:50,047
Poor baby.
270
00:11:50,099 --> 00:11:52,432
She's just talking to you
to mess with me.
271
00:11:52,468 --> 00:11:55,385
Let's hope she just blows me
to mess with you.
272
00:11:55,387 --> 00:11:57,688
♪ la la ♪
273
00:11:57,723 --> 00:12:02,776
♪ la la-la la-la la-la ♪
274
00:12:02,811 --> 00:12:05,979
Excuse me, was there
a problem with your service?
275
00:12:06,031 --> 00:12:09,066
Because a tip of 15%
or more is standard for--
276
00:12:09,068 --> 00:12:10,484
You were slow.
277
00:12:10,536 --> 00:12:13,287
Thanks.
278
00:12:13,322 --> 00:12:15,405
Slow?
Is it that I was slow,
279
00:12:15,407 --> 00:12:17,908
or is it that your bloated
metabolism can't handle
280
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,794
a five minute wait
for the ten pounds of bacon
281
00:12:20,829 --> 00:12:23,580
you shoved down
your fat throat?
282
00:12:23,582 --> 00:12:25,048
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey!
Enough, enough!
283
00:12:25,084 --> 00:12:26,216
Do I have to call the cops?
What's wrong?
284
00:12:26,252 --> 00:12:27,251
- What's going on?
- No tip.
285
00:12:27,303 --> 00:12:28,752
I want to talk to your manager.
286
00:12:28,754 --> 00:12:30,053
- You're talking to him.
- What do you plan
287
00:12:30,089 --> 00:12:31,555
- to do about this?
- Sir, please.
288
00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:33,423
She disrespected my husband
on Father's Day.
289
00:12:33,475 --> 00:12:34,891
- Okay, ma'am. Ma'am.
- Slow, rude, and my eggs
290
00:12:34,927 --> 00:12:36,843
- were undercooked.
- Sir, respectfully,
291
00:12:36,895 --> 00:12:38,729
if you can't afford to tip,
you can't afford to eat here.
292
00:12:38,764 --> 00:12:40,264
Seriously?
You're siding with this
293
00:12:40,316 --> 00:12:42,432
little slut?
294
00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:45,736
Let him go!
Let him go!
295
00:12:45,771 --> 00:12:48,438
Okay, okay.
Sean, let him go.
296
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,607
Okay, I'll let you go.
297
00:12:50,659 --> 00:12:52,276
But first, you apologize
to my waitress.
298
00:12:52,328 --> 00:12:53,777
Then you walk away
and you never walk down
299
00:12:53,779 --> 00:12:55,662
this street again.
You got it?
300
00:12:55,698 --> 00:13:00,450
Yes, sir.
301
00:13:00,502 --> 00:13:03,086
Sorry.
302
00:13:05,674 --> 00:13:09,092
You okay?
303
00:13:09,128 --> 00:13:11,762
Your lip's bleeding.
304
00:13:11,797 --> 00:13:12,963
I'll ice it.
305
00:13:14,633 --> 00:13:16,183
♪ well, monkey tongue ♪
306
00:13:16,218 --> 00:13:17,684
♪ come slap it in ♪
307
00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:20,354
♪ as your hat pounds
in your head ♪
308
00:13:20,389 --> 00:13:23,273
♪ and the religious won't stop ♪
309
00:13:23,309 --> 00:13:25,976
♪ as you swear no never again ♪
310
00:13:26,028 --> 00:13:28,712
♪ so you muscle all
you got left ♪
311
00:13:28,747 --> 00:13:31,982
♪ and drag your ass
across the bed ♪
312
00:13:31,984 --> 00:13:34,234
♪ try like hell to delight ♪
313
00:13:34,286 --> 00:13:37,654
♪ that little horse inside
your head ♪
314
00:13:39,992 --> 00:13:42,159
Sorry.
Shit, sorry.
315
00:13:42,161 --> 00:13:44,328
I-I-I wasn't looking at
you-- your boobs.
316
00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:48,215
Or-- or-- or that way.
Well, actually I'm looking...
317
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:49,833
at your boobs that way.
They're good boobs.
318
00:13:49,835 --> 00:13:52,502
I'm just--
319
00:13:52,504 --> 00:13:56,340
I just wish my babies
had boobs.
320
00:13:56,342 --> 00:13:57,557
Shit.
Sorry.
321
00:13:57,593 --> 00:13:59,509
Shh, shh, shh.
322
00:13:59,561 --> 00:14:00,677
Ow, ow.
323
00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:01,895
My hair, my hair,
let go, let go.
324
00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:03,513
Your wife is not breastfeeding?
325
00:14:03,565 --> 00:14:05,182
I-I-I di-- I don't--
I just don't get it.
326
00:14:05,184 --> 00:14:07,351
I mean, Amy bites her
a couple of times and what?
327
00:14:07,403 --> 00:14:09,686
She just quits the gig?
328
00:14:09,688 --> 00:14:11,521
Imagine you are swimming.
329
00:14:11,573 --> 00:14:13,940
And baby shark comes
out of nowhere,
330
00:14:13,992 --> 00:14:16,910
and sinks his fucking teeth
into your ball sacks.
331
00:14:16,945 --> 00:14:19,996
This is what it feels like
when they bite nipple.
332
00:14:20,032 --> 00:14:22,532
Like they have declared war.
333
00:14:22,584 --> 00:14:24,284
Like, if you have a hammer
in your hand,
334
00:14:24,336 --> 00:14:27,087
you could bash the brains
out of this little shit.
335
00:14:27,122 --> 00:14:29,423
This is what it feels like.
336
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:32,592
Damn.
I think I owe V an apology.
337
00:14:32,628 --> 00:14:33,877
But still,
it's no reason to quit.
338
00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:35,212
There are ways to stop biting.
339
00:14:35,264 --> 00:14:36,713
Well, that's exactly
what I said.
340
00:14:36,715 --> 00:14:38,715
My husband has
no interest in baby.
341
00:14:38,717 --> 00:14:42,436
Orange boy, he helps.
But, who helps you?
342
00:14:44,056 --> 00:14:46,973
V has interest.
It's just-- Yeah.
343
00:14:47,025 --> 00:14:50,060
No, I mean,
she works a lot, so.
344
00:14:50,112 --> 00:14:52,979
Two babies, no help?
345
00:14:53,031 --> 00:14:55,232
Give her to me.
346
00:14:55,284 --> 00:14:57,117
Really?
347
00:15:06,662 --> 00:15:09,546
♪ we fell in love
by the fountain ♪
348
00:15:09,581 --> 00:15:13,083
Liam, you're getting
ice cream everywhere.
349
00:15:13,135 --> 00:15:14,384
- Why do you get so mad?
- Why don't you tell me
350
00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:15,585
- the truth?
- You gotta chill.
351
00:15:15,637 --> 00:15:16,636
It wasn't even a thing.
352
00:15:16,672 --> 00:15:18,889
I am not chilling out.
You...
353
00:15:18,924 --> 00:15:20,640
- Chill out.
- Jesus!
354
00:15:20,676 --> 00:15:21,925
You are such a slut.
355
00:15:21,977 --> 00:15:24,144
You'll screw anything
with legs.
356
00:15:24,179 --> 00:15:26,513
Scumbag.
357
00:15:52,124 --> 00:15:53,290
Hey.
Let it go.
358
00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:54,758
They were just fat assholes.
359
00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:56,092
I run a restaurant, Fiona.
360
00:15:56,128 --> 00:15:58,211
Fat assholes are my
bread and butter.
361
00:15:58,263 --> 00:15:59,796
Wait, are you mad at me now?
362
00:15:59,798 --> 00:16:01,798
No, it's just you--
you could have gone
363
00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:04,301
- to jail for what, three bucks?
- What are you talking about?
364
00:16:04,303 --> 00:16:05,969
So you take off your monitor,
365
00:16:05,971 --> 00:16:09,272
you're still on probation.
Fighting in the street?
366
00:16:09,308 --> 00:16:10,724
Why are you stirring shit?
367
00:16:10,776 --> 00:16:12,642
I went out there to ask
about my tip.
368
00:16:12,694 --> 00:16:15,645
You're the one who
turned into a rabid dog.
369
00:16:15,697 --> 00:16:17,481
Not that I didn't
find that sexy,
370
00:16:17,533 --> 00:16:19,316
I'm not going to lie,
but, you know,
371
00:16:19,368 --> 00:16:21,618
pot, kettle.
372
00:16:21,653 --> 00:16:24,738
You bring it out in me.
373
00:16:24,790 --> 00:16:26,990
- So it's all my fault?
- Get out there
374
00:16:26,992 --> 00:16:29,659
before one of those
fat assholes starves.
375
00:16:32,146 --> 00:16:34,654
_
376
00:16:35,968 --> 00:16:37,834
I think Chuckie's
mildly retarded.
377
00:16:37,836 --> 00:16:39,336
Someone should
probably tell Sammi.
378
00:16:39,338 --> 00:16:41,171
Frank, you'll never
guess what happened.
379
00:16:41,223 --> 00:16:42,756
Well, whatever it is,
I hope it's more exciting
380
00:16:42,808 --> 00:16:45,175
than this sad display
of mentally disabled art.
381
00:16:45,177 --> 00:16:46,943
- Oh, cookies.
- Frank, Frank.
382
00:16:46,979 --> 00:16:50,597
A realtor came by.
And he was with two, like,
383
00:16:50,649 --> 00:16:54,985
very clean lesbians.
And he offered us double
384
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:57,354
the market value for the house.
385
00:16:57,406 --> 00:16:58,572
Double, Frank.
386
00:16:58,607 --> 00:16:59,856
You didn't accept it, did you?
387
00:16:59,908 --> 00:17:01,324
No, but why not?
388
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,993
Double?
It's got scam
389
00:17:03,028 --> 00:17:05,829
- written all over it.
- Happy Father's Day.
390
00:17:05,864 --> 00:17:07,113
Oh, sorry.
391
00:17:07,165 --> 00:17:09,950
Sorry, Sammi.
Sorry about that.
392
00:17:10,002 --> 00:17:12,619
Frank, can you imagine what
we can do with that money?
393
00:17:12,671 --> 00:17:15,338
We could go anywhere.
We could travel anywhere,
394
00:17:15,374 --> 00:17:17,791
anywhere in the whole world,
and she would never be able
395
00:17:17,843 --> 00:17:19,376
to find us.
396
00:17:19,428 --> 00:17:21,177
She would never find us.
397
00:17:21,213 --> 00:17:24,214
God kills soldiers!
Because America loves faggots!
398
00:17:24,216 --> 00:17:27,684
The Lord is my Shepherd;
I shall not want.
399
00:17:27,719 --> 00:17:30,637
God kills soldiers!
Because America loves faggots!
400
00:17:30,689 --> 00:17:33,890
He maketh me to lie down
in green pastures.
401
00:17:33,892 --> 00:17:36,860
God kills soldiers!
Because America loves faggots!
402
00:17:36,895 --> 00:17:40,697
He leadth me beside
the still waters...
403
00:17:40,732 --> 00:17:45,402
Yea, though I walk through the
valley of the shadow of death...
404
00:17:45,454 --> 00:17:47,370
- God kills soldiers!
- I will fear no evil...
405
00:17:47,406 --> 00:17:48,989
Because America loves faggots!
406
00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:50,740
- ...for though art with me.
- God kills soldiers!
407
00:17:50,742 --> 00:17:53,577
Jesus Christ, what the fuck
is wrong with you people?
408
00:17:53,579 --> 00:17:55,912
Ian, you are in uniform
and you're wanted by MPs.
409
00:17:55,914 --> 00:17:58,081
Can you not make
a fucking-- Hey, hey!
410
00:17:58,133 --> 00:18:00,216
- That's making a scene.
- Hey, shut the fuck up!
411
00:18:00,252 --> 00:18:01,685
- What are you doing?
- Oh, you--
412
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,720
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
413
00:18:03,755 --> 00:18:05,922
They call themselves a church.
I'm gonna bash their fucking
414
00:18:05,924 --> 00:18:07,324
- heads in with Jesus.
- That's a terrible
415
00:18:07,359 --> 00:18:08,558
- fucking idea... Shut up.
- Motherfuckers.
416
00:18:08,594 --> 00:18:10,176
- Are you okay, son?
- Fuck you!
417
00:18:10,228 --> 00:18:11,895
You can't wear the uniform
and wield a cross
418
00:18:11,930 --> 00:18:13,597
- as a weapon, soldier.
- Oh, I'm the problem, huh?
419
00:18:13,649 --> 00:18:14,931
I'm the fucking problem?
420
00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:16,683
You're protecting
these assholes!
421
00:18:16,735 --> 00:18:18,435
Listen to me.
422
00:18:18,437 --> 00:18:21,271
I hate these pricks too,
but you need to settle down
423
00:18:21,273 --> 00:18:24,074
or I'll have to call
your commanding officer.
424
00:18:24,109 --> 00:18:26,526
- It's Gallagher, is it?
- No, we-- we're good.
425
00:18:26,578 --> 00:18:27,861
We're good.
Thank you.
426
00:18:27,913 --> 00:18:29,279
I got him.
I got him.
427
00:18:29,281 --> 00:18:31,448
Stop.
You want to fuck them up
428
00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:33,283
then we need a plan.
429
00:18:33,335 --> 00:18:36,286
We can do more damage
if we have a plan.
430
00:18:36,338 --> 00:18:38,505
Let's go home and make one.
431
00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:40,040
God kills soldiers!
Because America loves faggots!
432
00:18:40,092 --> 00:18:43,760
Let's go.
Go.
433
00:18:43,795 --> 00:18:46,713
They offer any money up front?
Cash today?
434
00:18:46,765 --> 00:18:49,766
No.
And-- and they had a realtor.
435
00:18:49,801 --> 00:18:53,053
And he had business cards
and everything.
436
00:18:53,105 --> 00:18:55,188
Doesn't make sense.
437
00:18:55,223 --> 00:18:57,807
Doesn't track.
438
00:19:03,482 --> 00:19:05,148
Hey, Sammi!
439
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,867
No, Frank, no.
Come on.
440
00:19:07,903 --> 00:19:09,235
Don't get her involved in this.
441
00:19:09,287 --> 00:19:10,904
Oh, calm down.
She's got a good head
442
00:19:10,956 --> 00:19:12,739
- for cons.
- Oh, God!
443
00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:14,658
- Yeah, pop?
- Why would two dykes
444
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,826
offer double market value
for this dump?
445
00:19:16,878 --> 00:19:18,828
- What's the scam?
- Not a scam.
446
00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:21,498
An investment.
Tribune named this neighborhood
447
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,833
an up and comer.
Alls anybody's talking about
448
00:19:23,835 --> 00:19:25,835
down at the Alibi.
449
00:19:25,887 --> 00:19:28,004
- Oh, mother of God.
- What?
450
00:19:28,056 --> 00:19:29,889
You are not selling.
451
00:19:29,925 --> 00:19:31,641
Hey, who was talking
about sell--
452
00:19:31,677 --> 00:19:33,643
Are you going to sell this--
- Frank.
453
00:19:33,679 --> 00:19:36,513
They may have female
genitalia, but those lesbians
454
00:19:36,515 --> 00:19:39,599
are the man moving in
on our territory.
455
00:19:39,651 --> 00:19:41,151
- Oh, great.
- It used to be that a--
456
00:19:41,186 --> 00:19:43,353
that poor folks could get
a-a decent apartment
457
00:19:43,405 --> 00:19:45,689
right near downtown.
And then suddenly, it's moved
458
00:19:45,691 --> 00:19:48,775
40 blocks south.
And then 80 blocks.
459
00:19:48,827 --> 00:19:51,361
- Where does it end?
- Well, maybe it ends
460
00:19:51,363 --> 00:19:54,164
with you and me in an RV
seeing the country.
461
00:19:54,199 --> 00:19:56,332
This is just like
with the Jews.
462
00:19:56,368 --> 00:19:58,201
Ten years from now, they'll
claim it "never happened,"
463
00:19:58,203 --> 00:20:01,121
but it is happening.
They want to move people in
464
00:20:01,173 --> 00:20:05,008
who can pay taxes.
So they push us out.
465
00:20:05,043 --> 00:20:07,460
And eventually, we end up
in a camp somewhere
466
00:20:07,512 --> 00:20:09,846
- at the edge of civilization.
- Oh.
467
00:20:09,881 --> 00:20:13,967
A tent city built on old
landfills and toxic waste sites.
468
00:20:14,019 --> 00:20:17,353
And then they start passing out
the smallpox blankets.
469
00:20:17,389 --> 00:20:18,722
Oh, Frank, I mean--
470
00:20:18,774 --> 00:20:20,857
Maybe that's the lesbians
471
00:20:20,892 --> 00:20:22,358
- with more money.
- Okay.
472
00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:24,277
Or maybe it's competing
lesbians.
473
00:20:24,312 --> 00:20:25,628
- Wait, would you wait?
- No, no, no, Frank.
474
00:20:25,664 --> 00:20:28,898
Would you wait a second?
475
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,533
Oh, hello.
476
00:20:30,569 --> 00:20:33,036
Hello.
I-I-- My name is Wade Shelton.
477
00:20:33,071 --> 00:20:34,738
I'm looking
for Frank Gallagher.
478
00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:37,657
He was the recipient
of my son's liver.
479
00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:39,909
- Oh, oh, come in.
- Thank you.
480
00:20:39,961 --> 00:20:42,245
- Come in.
- You can't have it back.
481
00:20:42,247 --> 00:20:44,247
Oh, don't mind him.
482
00:20:44,299 --> 00:20:46,633
That medical marijuana
makes him a little loopy.
483
00:20:46,668 --> 00:20:49,169
Hi, I'm Frank's daughter,
Sammi.
484
00:20:49,221 --> 00:20:50,637
- Hello.
- Hi.
485
00:20:50,672 --> 00:20:52,639
How can we help you,
Mr. Shelton?
486
00:20:52,674 --> 00:20:54,591
Oh, I-I-I don't want
to bother you, but my wife and I
487
00:20:54,593 --> 00:20:56,092
were going to have
a little supper this afternoon
488
00:20:56,144 --> 00:20:57,594
for all our son's
organ recipients,
489
00:20:57,596 --> 00:21:01,397
- a little celebration.
- What a wonderful idea.
490
00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:03,683
Thank you.
Yeah, my way of...
491
00:21:03,735 --> 00:21:06,019
having one last Father's Day
with my boy.
492
00:21:06,071 --> 00:21:08,271
And I'm so sorry
for the late notice.
493
00:21:08,323 --> 00:21:10,273
I-I really am, but well,
we had a little trouble
494
00:21:10,325 --> 00:21:12,442
tracking you down.
I know this may seem odd,
495
00:21:12,444 --> 00:21:15,245
but you organ recipients,
you're all that we have left
496
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,280
of our son, so would you.
Both of you--
497
00:21:17,332 --> 00:21:19,199
- Are-- are you Mrs. Gallagher?
- I am, yes.
498
00:21:19,251 --> 00:21:21,251
- I am Mrs. Gallagher.
- Great, would you--
499
00:21:21,286 --> 00:21:24,170
would you please
come at 5:00?
500
00:21:24,206 --> 00:21:25,789
- What are you serving?
- Prime rib.
501
00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:28,091
- My boy's favorite.
- Creamed horseradish?
502
00:21:28,126 --> 00:21:31,127
- Of course, yeah.
- We will be there, good sir.
503
00:21:31,129 --> 00:21:34,097
Oh, great, great.
Thank you, thank you.
504
00:21:34,132 --> 00:21:35,932
- Sure, let me see you out.
- I would love to come actually.
505
00:21:35,967 --> 00:21:39,052
Both of you.
I don't think you're invited.
506
00:21:39,104 --> 00:21:41,638
Ow, ow, ow, stop it.
507
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,857
No one's touching you.
508
00:21:51,283 --> 00:21:53,817
Enough.
509
00:21:53,819 --> 00:21:56,236
Your turn to hang with Liam.
Don't let him drown.
510
00:22:03,995 --> 00:22:05,879
Hi.
511
00:22:05,914 --> 00:22:08,047
Hi.
512
00:22:12,053 --> 00:22:13,837
You okay?
513
00:22:23,014 --> 00:22:25,315
Are you lost?
514
00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:27,016
Hey.
515
00:22:27,068 --> 00:22:29,152
I think you lost one.
516
00:22:29,187 --> 00:22:31,521
What?
517
00:22:31,573 --> 00:22:33,523
Two, three.
518
00:22:33,575 --> 00:22:35,692
I got all my kids.
519
00:22:39,030 --> 00:22:40,330
- Hey, Will.
- Dad!
520
00:22:40,365 --> 00:22:42,365
Hey.
521
00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:44,117
He's a good dad.
522
00:22:44,169 --> 00:22:45,869
Miss your kid, huh?
523
00:22:45,921 --> 00:22:50,039
Like a burn all over my body.
524
00:22:50,041 --> 00:22:54,043
Order's up.
525
00:22:56,798 --> 00:22:59,716
Boston creme and Java black.
526
00:22:59,718 --> 00:23:01,551
- Are we that predictable?
- Looked like another
527
00:23:01,603 --> 00:23:03,052
- hangover day.
- Do you you remember the orders
528
00:23:03,054 --> 00:23:04,437
of all of your
favorite customers?
529
00:23:04,472 --> 00:23:06,189
Just the future rock stars.
530
00:23:06,224 --> 00:23:08,057
Oh, you got no ankle monitor.
531
00:23:08,059 --> 00:23:09,809
Yeah, free at last.
532
00:23:09,861 --> 00:23:13,229
Oh, so you have no excuse
to miss our show tonight.
533
00:23:13,281 --> 00:23:15,064
- Dude, we eat here.
- So?
534
00:23:15,066 --> 00:23:16,199
So don't act like
a dog in here.
535
00:23:16,234 --> 00:23:17,400
Feel free to ignore him.
536
00:23:17,402 --> 00:23:19,202
He's kinda hard to ignore.
537
00:23:19,237 --> 00:23:21,871
- Dude, we eat here.
- 'Cause I-I can't help myself.
538
00:23:21,907 --> 00:23:24,707
You know, I think-- I think
she might be my Yoko.
539
00:23:24,743 --> 00:23:26,042
So you're going to put me
on a list?
540
00:23:26,077 --> 00:23:29,545
Yeah.
Check it out, hmm.
541
00:23:29,581 --> 00:23:30,997
Oh, you can bring your man too.
542
00:23:31,049 --> 00:23:33,583
- That's cool.
- He's not my man.
543
00:23:33,635 --> 00:23:36,219
Just my boss.
544
00:23:36,254 --> 00:23:37,420
So you do believe
545
00:23:37,422 --> 00:23:38,888
in letting them cry it out?
546
00:23:38,924 --> 00:23:41,591
Believe?
No, I think it's child abuse.
547
00:23:41,593 --> 00:23:43,259
But sometimes I think it's,
how you call it?
548
00:23:43,261 --> 00:23:45,428
"Necessary evil."
Like waxing pussy.
549
00:23:45,430 --> 00:23:47,063
Yeah, I totally agree with you.
550
00:23:47,098 --> 00:23:50,516
Especially with two.
Sometimes it's like, fuck!
551
00:23:50,568 --> 00:23:52,936
Yeah, I cannot imagine
having two.
552
00:23:52,938 --> 00:23:55,104
What are you talking about?
You're about to have two.
553
00:23:55,106 --> 00:23:57,824
No, a surrogate.
I rent uterus like youth hostel.
554
00:23:57,859 --> 00:23:59,075
That's cool.
Yeah, my mom-in-law
555
00:23:59,110 --> 00:24:00,610
did something like that for us.
556
00:24:00,662 --> 00:24:04,163
Except she kept the baby,
which is kinda wrong.
557
00:24:04,199 --> 00:24:05,782
- Don't do that.
- No, I get money.
558
00:24:05,784 --> 00:24:08,084
Half to start, half to deliver.
559
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,370
I will deliver.
560
00:24:10,422 --> 00:24:12,588
You know, this is cool.
Hanging out with you,
561
00:24:12,624 --> 00:24:14,290
talking about all this
baby stuff.
562
00:24:14,342 --> 00:24:16,509
You know, at first--
Come here, honey.
563
00:24:16,544 --> 00:24:18,461
To be honest with you,
564
00:24:18,463 --> 00:24:21,130
I always thought you were
just some handjob whore.
565
00:24:21,132 --> 00:24:22,632
Oh, it's okay.
I thought you were
566
00:24:22,634 --> 00:24:24,300
illiterate bartender pimp.
567
00:24:24,352 --> 00:24:26,602
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ow.
568
00:24:26,638 --> 00:24:28,304
You know, you need haircut.
569
00:24:28,306 --> 00:24:30,473
Yeah, I know.
But V likes it long.
570
00:24:30,525 --> 00:24:32,058
Come in.
571
00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:34,978
Hey Debs.
Do you know Svetlana?
572
00:24:35,030 --> 00:24:37,397
Of course, she's my brother's
lover's baby mama.
573
00:24:37,449 --> 00:24:39,065
Right.
What do you want?
574
00:24:39,117 --> 00:24:41,651
There's a rat in the pool.
Can you fish it out?
575
00:24:41,653 --> 00:24:44,153
I am done with the public pool
for the rest of the summer.
576
00:24:44,155 --> 00:24:46,072
Sure, no problem.
But can you watch Amy and Gemma
577
00:24:46,124 --> 00:24:49,709
for a while?
A swim sounds nice.
578
00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:56,499
Why you done with public pool?
579
00:24:56,501 --> 00:24:57,667
Someone shit in it?
580
00:24:57,669 --> 00:24:59,052
No.
581
00:24:59,087 --> 00:25:02,005
Someone shit on you?
582
00:25:02,007 --> 00:25:04,924
Sort of.
583
00:25:06,511 --> 00:25:07,844
Can you teach me
how it all works?
584
00:25:07,846 --> 00:25:09,178
How what works?
585
00:25:09,180 --> 00:25:10,813
How you make guys want you,
586
00:25:10,849 --> 00:25:12,982
and when they do,
what do you actually do?
587
00:25:13,018 --> 00:25:15,184
I mean, I've seen porn,
but I'm not sure I understand
588
00:25:15,236 --> 00:25:17,687
all the technicalities.
And you're a professional,
589
00:25:17,739 --> 00:25:20,606
so I figure you're
the best person to ask.
590
00:25:20,658 --> 00:25:22,909
And please don't accuse me
of being retarded or a child,
591
00:25:22,944 --> 00:25:27,663
because I'm neither.
592
00:25:27,699 --> 00:25:31,834
We could see Karen.
And Jody.
593
00:25:31,870 --> 00:25:34,203
We could see Mount Rushmore.
594
00:25:34,205 --> 00:25:38,091
We could go see where the--
where the aliens landed
595
00:25:38,126 --> 00:25:40,043
in New Mexico.
596
00:25:40,045 --> 00:25:43,713
Or-- or-- or we could see
The Burning Man.
597
00:25:43,715 --> 00:25:47,633
The Burning Man, Frank.
And mostly, Frank,
598
00:25:47,685 --> 00:25:51,604
we could get away from Sammi.
599
00:25:51,639 --> 00:25:55,191
Please, Frank, please.
Please don't fight me on this.
600
00:25:55,226 --> 00:25:58,778
Because she just brings
something out in me.
601
00:25:58,813 --> 00:26:01,731
I don't fully understand it.
602
00:26:03,701 --> 00:26:04,951
It's hate.
603
00:26:04,986 --> 00:26:07,070
It's hate.
604
00:26:07,122 --> 00:26:09,238
I hate her.
605
00:26:09,290 --> 00:26:12,241
I hate your daughter, Frank.
606
00:26:12,243 --> 00:26:15,745
And I'm willing to sell
this house that I love
607
00:26:15,797 --> 00:26:17,914
- to get away from her.
- Shiels, I get it.
608
00:26:17,916 --> 00:26:19,499
- Yeah.
- I-I-I get it.
609
00:26:19,551 --> 00:26:22,085
Sammi is a tough nut
to learn to love.
610
00:26:22,137 --> 00:26:24,087
And if we're being honest,
I have heretofore failed
611
00:26:24,139 --> 00:26:25,555
on that front myself.
612
00:26:25,590 --> 00:26:28,591
But I will not participate
in the destruction
613
00:26:28,643 --> 00:26:30,176
- of my neighborhood.
- Oh!
614
00:26:30,228 --> 00:26:33,012
No, I will be remain here
on the South Side
615
00:26:33,064 --> 00:26:35,348
of Chicago, and launch my beer,
616
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,483
which will be
a far greater legacy
617
00:26:37,519 --> 00:26:39,485
than any "Burning Man"
will ever be.
618
00:26:39,521 --> 00:26:41,437
I want to see The Burning Man!
619
00:26:41,489 --> 00:26:44,440
I want to see The Burning Man!
620
00:26:44,492 --> 00:26:47,610
I don't get it.
Is he alive and burning?
621
00:26:47,612 --> 00:26:49,278
Does he burn himself
a little bit each day?
622
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:53,749
I don't know!
I don't know how he burns or--
623
00:26:53,785 --> 00:26:57,086
I don't know.
And I-I want to know.
624
00:26:57,122 --> 00:26:59,205
I want to know!
625
00:26:59,257 --> 00:27:02,341
I-I know.
626
00:27:07,515 --> 00:27:09,849
Hey.
What's going on?
627
00:27:09,884 --> 00:27:11,300
I see plenty
of fucking peashooters,
628
00:27:11,302 --> 00:27:13,569
but do we have any, uh,
full automatic weapons?
629
00:27:13,605 --> 00:27:15,138
Grenades?
630
00:27:15,140 --> 00:27:17,306
Okay.
All right.
631
00:27:20,361 --> 00:27:21,694
- What?
- You got any armor piercing
632
00:27:21,729 --> 00:27:24,530
- ammo?
- Why?
633
00:27:24,566 --> 00:27:26,949
Because I fucking need some,
that's why.
634
00:27:26,985 --> 00:27:31,287
Yo, you need to get
your bitch in line, man.
635
00:27:31,322 --> 00:27:33,122
Okay, here's what
we're going to do.
636
00:27:33,158 --> 00:27:34,957
We're going to call in
some guys I know.
637
00:27:34,993 --> 00:27:37,376
They're veterans who are sick
of this shit, just like us.
638
00:27:37,412 --> 00:27:40,163
They'll fight with us.
And then, we'll burn down
639
00:27:40,165 --> 00:27:41,914
that whole fucking church
with all the
640
00:27:41,966 --> 00:27:46,802
homophobic trash inside.
641
00:27:46,838 --> 00:27:48,905
- He's freaking out.
- You think?
642
00:27:48,940 --> 00:27:50,673
- Fuck.
- Is he on something?
643
00:27:50,675 --> 00:27:52,508
I fucking wish.
644
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,010
What do we do?
Call Fiona?
645
00:27:54,062 --> 00:27:55,811
Think Fiona can stop him
from going postal
646
00:27:55,847 --> 00:27:58,014
- on a bunch of churchgoers?
- Well, I think he's sick
647
00:27:58,016 --> 00:27:59,182
- and she's dealt with it before.
- She'll send him
648
00:27:59,184 --> 00:28:02,101
to a fucking shrink.
No.
649
00:28:02,153 --> 00:28:04,654
We fix this ourselves.
650
00:28:04,689 --> 00:28:08,024
Yo, Private Ryan.
I got a plan.
651
00:28:08,026 --> 00:28:11,110
That's the day, guys, thanks!
652
00:28:11,162 --> 00:28:13,246
Gallagher, you're still
upright.
653
00:28:13,281 --> 00:28:15,665
- Yeah.
- Didn't see that coming.
654
00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:17,500
Hey, who had him making it
the whole day?
655
00:28:17,535 --> 00:28:18,868
- Not me.
- No chance.
656
00:28:18,870 --> 00:28:21,037
- So the pool's mine?
- No, fuck that.
657
00:28:21,089 --> 00:28:23,539
The pool buys us all
a round at the Alibi.
658
00:28:23,541 --> 00:28:25,291
Yeah, I'd get some bleach
on that phone if I was you.
659
00:28:25,343 --> 00:28:27,293
He had it in
the port-a-john for an hour.
660
00:28:27,345 --> 00:28:28,711
Shut the fuck up, Sullivan.
661
00:28:28,713 --> 00:28:30,046
Hey, we hit the showers,
662
00:28:30,098 --> 00:28:31,764
and then we go
to the bar, College.
663
00:28:31,799 --> 00:28:34,100
Unless you think you're too good
to drink with all of us.
664
00:28:34,135 --> 00:28:36,018
No, I'll see you guys there,
all right?
665
00:28:36,054 --> 00:28:37,687
- All right.
- All right.
666
00:28:37,722 --> 00:28:40,223
All right,
get the fuck out of here.
667
00:28:56,908 --> 00:28:58,574
Hey, dad.
I'm ready.
668
00:28:58,626 --> 00:29:01,744
For God's sake, Sammi,
have some pride.
669
00:29:01,796 --> 00:29:04,247
You're not invited
to this dinner.
670
00:29:04,299 --> 00:29:06,249
Sheila, it's fucking
Father's Day
671
00:29:06,301 --> 00:29:10,753
- and I'm his goddamn daughter.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Nellie.
672
00:29:10,805 --> 00:29:14,757
Sheila, Sammi, let's make
this a whole family event.
673
00:29:14,759 --> 00:29:16,425
- Oh.
- Hey, I'm sure there's plenty
674
00:29:16,477 --> 00:29:18,678
of prime rib to go around.
675
00:29:18,730 --> 00:29:20,596
Why don't you run in
and get Chuckie?
676
00:29:20,598 --> 00:29:23,599
Thank you, daddy.
677
00:29:23,651 --> 00:29:25,935
Thank you.
Chuckie!
678
00:29:25,987 --> 00:29:27,770
- Come on, baby!
- She wasn't invited.
679
00:29:27,772 --> 00:29:31,107
- Wait.
- We're going out with grampa.
680
00:29:31,159 --> 00:29:32,141
- Run.
- What?
681
00:29:32,176 --> 00:29:34,694
- Run. Now.
- Oh.
682
00:29:49,427 --> 00:29:51,294
Lip?
683
00:29:51,296 --> 00:29:54,297
- Hey.
- You're soaking wet.
684
00:29:54,299 --> 00:29:56,632
Yeah, well, uh, wet beats hot.
685
00:29:56,684 --> 00:29:59,302
That a come on?
686
00:30:02,473 --> 00:30:04,523
- You look, um--
- Like a church girl?
687
00:30:04,559 --> 00:30:07,476
- Yeah.
- Oh, good, that's the point.
688
00:30:07,478 --> 00:30:08,811
How's Ian doing?
689
00:30:08,813 --> 00:30:12,148
Not great.
But we have it covered.
690
00:30:12,150 --> 00:30:14,317
I think... at least today.
691
00:30:14,319 --> 00:30:17,486
Well, let me know if
I can, uh--
692
00:30:17,538 --> 00:30:19,288
Yeah, I will.
693
00:30:19,324 --> 00:30:22,658
Hey, you, uh,
you got a girlfriend?
694
00:30:22,710 --> 00:30:24,660
Well, I-- I'm around,
this summer, if you wanna--
695
00:30:24,662 --> 00:30:27,246
Just-- just don't call
'cause Kenyetta, you know.
696
00:30:27,298 --> 00:30:29,298
- Right.
- Come by my work
697
00:30:29,334 --> 00:30:32,668
- if you want to hang.
- Okay.
698
00:30:34,005 --> 00:30:36,505
You look really pretty, Mandy.
699
00:30:45,850 --> 00:30:48,351
♪ I'll meet you ♪
700
00:30:48,353 --> 00:30:53,105
♪ by the facts, your door ♪
701
00:30:53,157 --> 00:30:55,991
♪ I'll meet you ♪
702
00:30:56,027 --> 00:30:58,861
♪ where the company falls ♪
703
00:31:07,422 --> 00:31:10,539
♪ and yeah pass the ball ♪
704
00:31:15,546 --> 00:31:18,547
♪ bless you now,
it's been warm ♪
705
00:31:18,599 --> 00:31:20,633
Hey.
706
00:31:20,685 --> 00:31:23,936
Here we go.
707
00:31:23,971 --> 00:31:27,056
Okay, baby.
708
00:31:27,058 --> 00:31:29,225
Do like we talked about.
709
00:31:29,277 --> 00:31:31,394
I'll give you some privacy.
710
00:31:31,446 --> 00:31:34,397
♪ really got their head
screwed on ♪
711
00:31:40,955 --> 00:31:44,623
♪ oh pretty baby,
gonna drive 'em crazy ♪
712
00:31:44,659 --> 00:31:47,410
Excuse me, I-I really need
to talk to the Pastor,
713
00:31:47,462 --> 00:31:49,912
- is he around?
- Hold up your arms.
714
00:31:49,964 --> 00:31:52,298
- Sorry?
- Gotta check you for weapons.
715
00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:55,718
♪ 'cause I can't
settle for more ♪
716
00:31:55,753 --> 00:31:57,837
♪ yeah ♪
717
00:31:57,889 --> 00:32:00,890
♪ I could get sent away ♪
718
00:32:00,925 --> 00:32:04,093
♪ bullet sent away ♪
719
00:32:04,145 --> 00:32:06,929
♪ bullet sent away ♪
720
00:32:06,981 --> 00:32:08,431
Hi.
721
00:32:08,483 --> 00:32:11,100
There are no dues
or fees for NA membership.
722
00:32:11,102 --> 00:32:14,987
We are self-supporting
through our own contributions.
723
00:32:15,022 --> 00:32:17,323
NA is not allied with any
sect, denomination, politics--
724
00:32:17,358 --> 00:32:19,325
- I thought I might
find you here.
725
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,910
Two meetings in one day?
726
00:32:20,945 --> 00:32:22,862
Well, I didn't get that much
727
00:32:22,914 --> 00:32:25,281
out of this morning's meeting.
728
00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:29,285
'Cause I was sitting next
to this guy I really like.
729
00:32:31,289 --> 00:32:34,457
You want to go see
a band with me tonight?
730
00:32:34,509 --> 00:32:36,425
That was me
asking you on a date.
731
00:32:36,461 --> 00:32:38,127
Yeah.
732
00:32:38,179 --> 00:32:40,930
'Cause I figure you kinda
can't ask me out,
733
00:32:40,965 --> 00:32:42,465
you know,
'cause I work for you.
734
00:32:42,467 --> 00:32:44,133
And you know how well
it went for me
735
00:32:44,185 --> 00:32:48,020
last time I dated
my boss, but...
736
00:32:48,055 --> 00:32:51,524
I got my ankle monitor off,
and...
737
00:32:51,559 --> 00:32:53,609
it feels like progress.
738
00:32:53,644 --> 00:32:56,145
I don't know.
I thought, "What the hell?"
739
00:32:56,197 --> 00:32:59,315
So...
740
00:32:59,317 --> 00:33:03,235
I'm asking.
741
00:33:03,287 --> 00:33:05,154
Are you gonna answer?
742
00:33:05,156 --> 00:33:06,822
Can I answer after the meeting?
743
00:33:06,874 --> 00:33:09,124
There's no crosstalk
at this meeting.
744
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,827
Who would like to start reading?
745
00:33:11,879 --> 00:33:14,630
That's a good one there.
Beautiful.
746
00:33:14,665 --> 00:33:16,048
I'm telling you,
isn't that something?
747
00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:17,333
- That's a better one.
- These are.
748
00:33:17,335 --> 00:33:18,584
I bet the chicks love that.
749
00:33:18,636 --> 00:33:20,419
- And you can make it move.
- Oh.
750
00:33:20,471 --> 00:33:23,138
Okay, interesting story.
This was a screw-up.
751
00:33:23,174 --> 00:33:25,508
She got some pain and just--
oh, my kidney.
752
00:33:25,510 --> 00:33:28,511
Again, I'd li-- I'd like to--
I'd like to thank you
753
00:33:28,513 --> 00:33:31,981
all for coming.
Uh, I really wish that...
754
00:33:32,016 --> 00:33:34,149
you all could have met David.
755
00:33:34,185 --> 00:33:35,851
He died bravely,
the way he lived.
756
00:33:35,903 --> 00:33:38,737
He was fighting off
a home invader.
757
00:33:38,773 --> 00:33:41,440
I really wish that
I'd taught him to run
758
00:33:41,492 --> 00:33:43,742
- instead of fight.
- That's true, right?
759
00:33:43,778 --> 00:33:46,579
Wade?
Dinner's about ready.
760
00:33:46,614 --> 00:33:48,697
Here she is.
Here she is, everyone.
761
00:33:48,749 --> 00:33:51,417
This is my wife,
and David's mother, Laura.
762
00:33:51,452 --> 00:33:56,539
Laura, this is...
763
00:33:56,591 --> 00:33:58,541
David.
764
00:33:58,543 --> 00:34:02,127
Hello, everyone.
Thank you for being here.
765
00:34:02,179 --> 00:34:05,848
It means a lot.
To my husband.
766
00:34:05,883 --> 00:34:07,883
Laura, I'm-- I'm Frank.
I'm the liver.
767
00:34:07,935 --> 00:34:09,635
Oh, yeah, and I'm--
I'm Sheila.
768
00:34:09,687 --> 00:34:12,388
- I'm Frank's wife.
- I'm Harold, the lungs.
769
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,391
Hi, I'm Alice.
I'm the corneas.
770
00:34:17,895 --> 00:34:20,312
Hello.
771
00:34:20,364 --> 00:34:22,531
- Oh, fuck!
- Hi, everyone.
772
00:34:22,567 --> 00:34:24,733
I'm Frank's daughter, Sammi,
773
00:34:24,785 --> 00:34:26,785
and this is
his grandson, Chuckie.
774
00:34:26,821 --> 00:34:29,238
I am so sorry if we're late.
775
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:31,240
Chuckie had to go
number two real bad,
776
00:34:31,242 --> 00:34:35,461
so, we lost a little time.
777
00:34:35,496 --> 00:34:37,913
My mother's heartbroken.
778
00:34:37,915 --> 00:34:39,798
My father, he started
drinking again.
779
00:34:39,834 --> 00:34:44,169
And my brother,
he won't listen to reason.
780
00:34:44,221 --> 00:34:47,973
Why would he choose faggotry
over his family?
781
00:34:48,009 --> 00:34:50,092
Why?
782
00:34:50,094 --> 00:34:52,428
It's a sin
that destroys, Mandy.
783
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:56,515
And you have to cut
that sinner out of your life.
784
00:34:56,567 --> 00:35:00,269
I'm just under 30 days clean.
785
00:35:00,271 --> 00:35:05,107
And I still think about
using every day.
786
00:35:05,159 --> 00:35:09,778
Because it's a constant
temptation.
787
00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:12,281
Like a yearning.
788
00:35:12,283 --> 00:35:16,619
I feel it in my stomach
and my skin.
789
00:35:40,111 --> 00:35:41,694
No, no, no.
Forget it.
790
00:35:41,729 --> 00:35:43,312
Bullshit, man!
791
00:35:43,364 --> 00:35:44,813
- It was not my idea.
- Fuck that, I don't care.
792
00:35:44,815 --> 00:35:46,749
Come on.
It's the only way to do it.
793
00:35:46,784 --> 00:35:48,317
- Somebody's got to do it.
- No way.
794
00:35:48,369 --> 00:35:49,902
- There's another way.
- Who's doing it?
795
00:35:49,954 --> 00:35:52,404
- Not me.
- I'll do it.
796
00:35:52,456 --> 00:35:54,289
No, you'll go overboard
and kill a son of a bitch,
797
00:35:54,325 --> 00:35:55,708
- and you know it.
- All right.
798
00:35:55,743 --> 00:35:57,376
You do it.
It's your idea.
799
00:35:57,411 --> 00:35:58,994
That's exactly why
I don't have to do it.
800
00:35:58,996 --> 00:36:01,380
- It's my idea.
- Listen, listen--
801
00:36:01,415 --> 00:36:03,082
- I'll crush his fucking skull,
802
00:36:03,134 --> 00:36:06,669
but no, I'm not playing this.
It's too fucked up.
803
00:36:06,671 --> 00:36:08,637
Fuck that, Ian's right.
The son of a bitch
804
00:36:08,673 --> 00:36:11,223
deserves to die.
805
00:36:13,010 --> 00:36:15,844
I'll do it.
I'll do it for my country.
806
00:36:15,846 --> 00:36:18,063
For the army.
For all of you.
807
00:36:18,099 --> 00:36:19,231
I'll do it.
808
00:36:19,266 --> 00:36:22,518
For your country.
809
00:36:22,570 --> 00:36:24,153
Where the fuck is he?
You were supposed to drug him.
810
00:36:24,188 --> 00:36:28,107
Didn't have to.
He's on his way.
811
00:36:33,948 --> 00:36:36,832
Okay.
Show me your face now.
812
00:36:36,867 --> 00:36:41,336
- My face?
- Your seductions face.
813
00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:50,512
You have no mother?
814
00:36:50,548 --> 00:36:54,883
- Uh, not really.
- Okay.
815
00:36:57,521 --> 00:36:59,688
Ooh, what's that for?
816
00:36:59,724 --> 00:37:04,610
So I could do for you
what my mother did for me.
817
00:37:04,645 --> 00:37:07,062
My son was--
818
00:37:07,114 --> 00:37:09,531
My son is the center
of my life.
819
00:37:09,567 --> 00:37:12,868
It just-- it means so much
to us to have you here
820
00:37:12,903 --> 00:37:14,403
on this very painful
Father's Day.
821
00:37:14,405 --> 00:37:18,991
My first in 18 years
without my boy, so--
822
00:37:19,043 --> 00:37:20,743
That is such a coincidence.
823
00:37:20,745 --> 00:37:27,416
Because this is my first
Father's Day ever with a dad.
824
00:37:27,468 --> 00:37:30,335
Well... okay.
825
00:37:30,387 --> 00:37:32,755
Great meat, Laura.
826
00:37:32,807 --> 00:37:36,675
- Cheers.
- No.
827
00:37:36,727 --> 00:37:40,596
I-I-I-I'm sorry, but ex--
excuse me.
828
00:37:40,598 --> 00:37:41,980
You-- you are not
supposed to drink
829
00:37:42,016 --> 00:37:43,599
when you have a donor liver.
830
00:37:43,651 --> 00:37:46,018
On the contrary,
I've done extensive research,
831
00:37:46,070 --> 00:37:49,772
and this liver will last me
close to a decade
832
00:37:49,824 --> 00:37:53,909
if I pace myself correctly.
833
00:37:53,944 --> 00:37:55,611
Well, fuck it.
Anybody got a smoke?
834
00:37:55,663 --> 00:37:57,913
Oh, God.
835
00:37:57,948 --> 00:38:02,751
Rat's gone, chlorine's in,
pool is as good as--
836
00:38:02,787 --> 00:38:04,787
- Holy shit.
- Oh, he is man.
837
00:38:04,839 --> 00:38:06,789
You try seductions face.
838
00:38:06,791 --> 00:38:09,341
What the hell are you doing?
839
00:38:09,376 --> 00:38:10,542
Put your tongue
back in your mouth.
840
00:38:10,594 --> 00:38:11,627
What is this shit?
841
00:38:11,679 --> 00:38:13,178
Five minutes ago
you were a baby.
842
00:38:13,214 --> 00:38:14,429
Well, she looks good, yes?
843
00:38:14,465 --> 00:38:16,298
Ah, I'm not answering that.
844
00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:18,684
- But, this means yes.
- You know, Fiona's gonna flip.
845
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,136
I'm not a baby anymore, Kev.
Deal.
846
00:38:21,138 --> 00:38:22,855
I can't
would you put that down?
847
00:38:22,890 --> 00:38:24,306
Why is there a condom on it?
848
00:38:24,358 --> 00:38:26,642
Oh, and what about you, huh?
849
00:38:26,644 --> 00:38:29,311
Your wife no like pain, so she
takes breasts away from babies.
850
00:38:29,363 --> 00:38:33,315
You don't like pain, so we take
hair away from babies.
851
00:38:33,317 --> 00:38:35,234
Come on, who wears testicles
in family?
852
00:38:35,286 --> 00:38:36,735
You or wife?
Huh?
853
00:38:36,787 --> 00:38:38,654
Yeah.
854
00:38:42,877 --> 00:38:47,412
Hey.
855
00:38:47,464 --> 00:38:49,498
Hey.
856
00:38:49,550 --> 00:38:50,999
- Hey.
- Oh, what time is it?
857
00:38:51,001 --> 00:38:54,503
Jesus, you scared me.
Did you take something?
858
00:38:54,555 --> 00:38:57,306
Oh, yeah, a job for illegal
immigrants and convicts.
859
00:38:57,341 --> 00:39:00,142
Oh, shit.
860
00:39:00,177 --> 00:39:02,060
You want to drink
the pain away?
861
00:39:02,096 --> 00:39:03,846
I was thinking I might
go see this band.
862
00:39:03,898 --> 00:39:05,931
And Sean blew me off so--
863
00:39:05,983 --> 00:39:08,016
You and Sean, you're a thing?
864
00:39:08,068 --> 00:39:10,736
I thought, maybe.
But... who knows?
865
00:39:10,771 --> 00:39:12,020
- You want to go?
- I can't.
866
00:39:12,022 --> 00:39:14,523
- I gotta go to the Alibi.
- Why?
867
00:39:14,525 --> 00:39:18,861
It's a job requirement.
868
00:39:18,863 --> 00:39:22,197
Ow.
869
00:39:25,703 --> 00:39:28,954
Hey, V, it's Fiona.
Want to cut out of work
870
00:39:29,006 --> 00:39:30,622
and come dancing?
871
00:39:32,376 --> 00:39:34,793
♪ I got a feeling that ♪
872
00:39:34,845 --> 00:39:38,013
♪ I'm underneath ♪
873
00:39:38,048 --> 00:39:41,216
♪ and I got a feeling ♪
874
00:39:41,218 --> 00:39:44,553
♪ that I'm underneath ♪
875
00:39:53,781 --> 00:39:58,066
Carl let me in.
876
00:39:58,068 --> 00:40:01,119
Did I overstep?
Freak you out?
877
00:40:01,155 --> 00:40:03,739
No.
878
00:40:03,741 --> 00:40:05,908
I just can't.
879
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,076
I want to, Fiona.
880
00:40:08,078 --> 00:40:10,045
But I just can't.
881
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:11,413
You can't come see
a band with me?
882
00:40:11,415 --> 00:40:14,917
No, I-I can't anything
with you.
883
00:40:14,969 --> 00:40:17,586
- You're, uh...
- What?
884
00:40:17,588 --> 00:40:20,923
Dangerous.
You're dangerous.
885
00:40:20,925 --> 00:40:23,258
Look, I know that there's
a thing like you're not
886
00:40:23,260 --> 00:40:25,677
supposed to date newcomers
or whatever, but...
887
00:40:25,729 --> 00:40:27,596
I'm not really a newcomer
'cause I'm not really
888
00:40:27,648 --> 00:40:29,731
a drug addict, so...
889
00:40:29,767 --> 00:40:32,567
You won't be damaging me
by dating me.
890
00:40:32,603 --> 00:40:36,021
No, I-- I'd be damaging me.
See, you go to these meetings
891
00:40:36,073 --> 00:40:38,106
because the judge ordered you
too, and it's fun,
892
00:40:38,108 --> 00:40:39,408
and you learn
a little something.
893
00:40:39,443 --> 00:40:42,444
But for me, those meetings, uh,
894
00:40:42,446 --> 00:40:44,863
you know, they saved my life.
895
00:40:44,915 --> 00:40:47,783
Literally, every day.
Save my life.
896
00:40:47,835 --> 00:40:51,253
Okay.
I get it, I get it.
897
00:40:51,288 --> 00:40:53,288
I'll stop flirting
in the meetings.
898
00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:56,174
It's not just the meetings,
you know, it's chaos.
899
00:40:56,210 --> 00:40:59,594
- Just chaos follows you around.
- But I'm doing better.
900
00:40:59,630 --> 00:41:01,430
You took your monitor
off yourself.
901
00:41:01,465 --> 00:41:03,131
- So?
- So you should have waited
902
00:41:03,183 --> 00:41:04,466
- for the PO and you know it.
- That's a technicality.
903
00:41:04,468 --> 00:41:06,018
You're going to judge me
for that?
904
00:41:06,053 --> 00:41:07,386
No, I'm not going to judge
you for that,
905
00:41:07,438 --> 00:41:10,105
I'm going to want you for that.
906
00:41:10,140 --> 00:41:13,809
I find it charming as fuck
907
00:41:13,811 --> 00:41:15,811
that you took a screwdriver
to your monitor,
908
00:41:15,813 --> 00:41:17,896
and I find it sexy as hell
that you had a bloody lip
909
00:41:17,948 --> 00:41:20,148
- before lunch today.
- Are you making fun of me?
910
00:41:20,150 --> 00:41:23,986
No, it's just you're
a chaos junkie, Fiona.
911
00:41:24,038 --> 00:41:26,154
And I'm a junkie junkie,
so I love chaos,
912
00:41:26,156 --> 00:41:29,074
and when I get into chaos,
bad shit follows.
913
00:41:29,126 --> 00:41:31,376
- And women like you--
- Women like me?
914
00:41:31,412 --> 00:41:36,164
Yeah.
Wo-- Hot, sexy,
915
00:41:36,166 --> 00:41:37,666
irresistible,
916
00:41:37,668 --> 00:41:39,167
fun,
917
00:41:39,219 --> 00:41:41,003
troublemaking,
918
00:41:41,055 --> 00:41:42,888
chaos causing,
919
00:41:42,923 --> 00:41:46,058
women like you...
920
00:41:51,849 --> 00:41:55,517
were my drug of choice long
before I got into smack.
921
00:41:55,569 --> 00:41:57,686
It's funny, in fact.
922
00:42:00,357 --> 00:42:03,658
It was a woman just like you
shot me up the first time.
923
00:42:03,694 --> 00:42:05,660
- I would never do that.
- No, I know.
924
00:42:05,696 --> 00:42:07,863
But you're a slippery slope
for me, Fiona.
925
00:42:07,865 --> 00:42:09,581
I coulda beat that guy
to death this morning
926
00:42:09,616 --> 00:42:11,783
'cause he didn't tip you.
927
00:42:11,835 --> 00:42:14,703
And it's not your fault.
That is not on you.
928
00:42:14,755 --> 00:42:17,289
That's on me.
929
00:42:17,341 --> 00:42:20,375
But I-I have a son.
930
00:42:20,427 --> 00:42:23,712
And I won't risk my relationship
with my son
931
00:42:23,714 --> 00:42:26,548
no matter how badly I...
932
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,885
want to do very, very
bad things
933
00:42:29,887 --> 00:42:34,723
both to and with you.
934
00:42:34,775 --> 00:42:39,394
I'm not just chaos.
935
00:42:39,396 --> 00:42:42,364
I'm better.
I've changed.
936
00:42:42,399 --> 00:42:46,568
I think I could be
really good for you.
937
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:52,074
I hope you keep coming
to these meetings
938
00:42:52,126 --> 00:42:55,077
'cause I think they
help everyone.
939
00:42:55,129 --> 00:42:57,579
But I'm asking you--
940
00:42:57,581 --> 00:43:00,799
I'm really asking you, Fiona.
941
00:43:00,834 --> 00:43:05,170
Just sit somewhere else
when you do.
942
00:43:19,853 --> 00:43:21,570
Hey.
943
00:43:21,605 --> 00:43:24,606
Oh, my God.
Is that Amy on your tit?
944
00:43:24,608 --> 00:43:26,608
Who can tell them apart?
945
00:43:26,610 --> 00:43:28,443
Come here, baby.
Kevin!
946
00:43:31,081 --> 00:43:33,281
What's up, babe?
947
00:43:33,283 --> 00:43:35,117
What?
What the--
948
00:43:35,119 --> 00:43:37,202
What happened to your head?
Wh-- what the fuck?
949
00:43:37,254 --> 00:43:39,788
You have no idea
how good this feels.
950
00:43:39,790 --> 00:43:41,456
We should shave our head
every fucking summer.
951
00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:43,625
What?
I-- Wait.
952
00:43:43,677 --> 00:43:46,094
Okay.
First of all,
953
00:43:46,130 --> 00:43:48,763
why was there a hooker's tit
in my baby's mouth?
954
00:43:48,799 --> 00:43:51,349
All right, with the hooker.
It's Svetlana.
955
00:43:51,385 --> 00:43:53,018
And we ran out of formula,
so we had to improvise.
956
00:43:53,053 --> 00:43:54,436
You coulda called me.
I would've brought you
957
00:43:54,471 --> 00:43:56,054
some formula.
Or maybe she coulda went out
958
00:43:56,106 --> 00:43:58,723
- and got some.
- God didn't make formula,
959
00:43:58,775 --> 00:44:00,809
Veronica.
God made boobs for a reason.
960
00:44:00,861 --> 00:44:03,979
Hey.
What's going-- Oh shit. Kev.
961
00:44:03,981 --> 00:44:05,230
Hey, Fiona.
Hey, V.
962
00:44:05,282 --> 00:44:06,731
Oh, my God.
963
00:44:06,783 --> 00:44:09,868
- Oh, my God.
- Debbie?
964
00:44:09,903 --> 00:44:11,570
- What the fuck?
- Did you do this?
965
00:44:11,622 --> 00:44:14,489
Know what? I think it's
time for baby's nap.
966
00:44:14,541 --> 00:44:18,326
Okay, excuse me.
Okay, bye-bye.
967
00:44:18,378 --> 00:44:20,579
What happened to your hair?
If it was lice again,
968
00:44:20,631 --> 00:44:22,497
- I could have washed it.
- No, no, it was hot.
969
00:44:22,549 --> 00:44:25,000
And the kids were pulling
on it.
970
00:44:25,002 --> 00:44:29,337
I loved that hair.
That-- that was my hair, Kev.
971
00:44:29,339 --> 00:44:33,225
I-- How could you do this?
972
00:44:33,260 --> 00:44:34,926
How could he do this?
973
00:44:34,978 --> 00:44:38,346
V, it's just hair.
It'll grow back.
974
00:44:38,398 --> 00:44:43,018
You fed our baby hooker's milk
and you shaved your head.
975
00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:45,103
Okay, okay, let's go, okay.
We're just going to go.
976
00:44:45,155 --> 00:44:46,738
Let's go dance.
Come on, let's go to the bar.
977
00:44:46,773 --> 00:44:49,858
Who the fuck are you?
978
00:44:49,860 --> 00:44:52,194
It's just a fucking haircut.
979
00:44:52,196 --> 00:44:55,247
Keep telling yourself that.
Come on, let's go.
980
00:44:55,282 --> 00:44:57,832
See you, Kev.
981
00:44:57,868 --> 00:45:02,287
Mandy, you sweet, sweet girl.
982
00:45:02,339 --> 00:45:04,339
It's still a sin of the flesh.
983
00:45:04,374 --> 00:45:07,709
But God wants my mouth on you.
984
00:45:07,711 --> 00:45:10,795
He wants you to feel his love
through me.
985
00:45:10,847 --> 00:45:14,049
Look away, Pastor.
986
00:45:14,101 --> 00:45:17,052
I don't want you
to see me sinning.
987
00:45:17,104 --> 00:45:19,221
I don't want you
to think less of me.
988
00:45:19,273 --> 00:45:23,391
But God granted you
such beauty, Mandy.
989
00:45:23,443 --> 00:45:25,860
But if you don't watch,
990
00:45:25,896 --> 00:45:28,396
then I can pretend I'm praying.
991
00:45:41,211 --> 00:45:44,663
Yes.
992
00:45:45,999 --> 00:45:51,586
♪ now I feel alive ♪
993
00:45:51,638 --> 00:45:55,257
- Really fast.
- What-- what is this?
994
00:45:55,259 --> 00:45:57,175
- That's a good one.
- What are you doing?
995
00:45:57,227 --> 00:45:59,594
Oh, I'm Tweeting.
Facebook too.
996
00:45:59,596 --> 00:46:01,096
And done.
997
00:46:01,098 --> 00:46:03,431
So what are you going
to tell the press, Pastor?
998
00:46:03,483 --> 00:46:05,016
That you thought
you were getting blown
999
00:46:05,068 --> 00:46:07,269
- by a teenage girl?
- Oh.
1000
00:46:07,321 --> 00:46:09,988
- Or by God himself?
- Oh, my God.
1001
00:46:10,023 --> 00:46:12,440
It's just a haircut.
Why is everyone freaking out?
1002
00:46:12,442 --> 00:46:15,243
It's not just a haircut.
It's you-- you look like--
1003
00:46:15,279 --> 00:46:16,745
What?
I look like a what?
1004
00:46:16,780 --> 00:46:17,946
Whoa, you look like a hooker.
1005
00:46:17,948 --> 00:46:19,247
- You think?
- That is not
1006
00:46:19,283 --> 00:46:20,699
- a compliment, Debbie.
- From Carl?
1007
00:46:20,751 --> 00:46:22,284
- Totally is.
- Hookers are hot.
1008
00:46:22,286 --> 00:46:23,702
- See?
- Debbie.
1009
00:46:23,754 --> 00:46:25,337
You're a smart girl.
What are you doing
1010
00:46:25,372 --> 00:46:27,422
- hanging out with whores?
- I don't know.
1011
00:46:27,457 --> 00:46:30,342
You're a smart girl.
Why are you on probation
1012
00:46:30,377 --> 00:46:32,961
for drugs?
1013
00:46:48,228 --> 00:46:50,195
Your friends still aren't
talking to you?
1014
00:46:50,230 --> 00:46:51,696
What friends?
1015
00:46:51,732 --> 00:46:53,315
You know, your haircut
1016
00:46:53,367 --> 00:46:55,734
actually looks pretty cute.
1017
00:46:55,786 --> 00:46:57,235
But you're gonna have to take
that makeup down
1018
00:46:57,287 --> 00:46:58,453
by at least half.
1019
00:46:58,488 --> 00:47:00,655
Fine.
1020
00:47:00,657 --> 00:47:03,658
What are you doing right now?
1021
00:47:03,660 --> 00:47:07,462
You want to come
and see a band with me?
1022
00:47:07,497 --> 00:47:08,496
Yeah.
1023
00:47:18,392 --> 00:47:19,758
It was a long shower.
1024
00:47:19,810 --> 00:47:21,476
Oh, you pussied up.
1025
00:47:21,511 --> 00:47:25,180
Yeah, well, might have been
some phone sex with Miami.
1026
00:47:25,232 --> 00:47:29,401
What are you guys building
on top of the old nursing home?
1027
00:47:29,436 --> 00:47:31,853
I don't build.
I'm just demo.
1028
00:47:31,855 --> 00:47:33,271
I'll tell you what it is.
1029
00:47:33,323 --> 00:47:36,024
I'll tell you all what it is.
1030
00:47:36,026 --> 00:47:37,525
It's a Starbucks.
1031
00:47:37,577 --> 00:47:40,362
Or some sort of
artisanal juicery.
1032
00:47:40,364 --> 00:47:42,197
Or a whole fucking foods.
1033
00:47:42,199 --> 00:47:43,832
Just drop it, Frank, all right?
1034
00:47:43,867 --> 00:47:45,750
I'm talking about
gentrification, my friends.
1035
00:47:45,786 --> 00:47:47,535
- Genital what?
- I'm talking about
1036
00:47:47,537 --> 00:47:49,788
the beginning of the end.
I have seen this before
1037
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,456
on Fulton Street in '64.
1038
00:47:51,508 --> 00:47:53,208
On Kirby Street in '68.
1039
00:47:53,210 --> 00:47:55,210
Realtors started buying up
property at better
1040
00:47:55,212 --> 00:47:57,379
than market value,
and within a few months,
1041
00:47:57,431 --> 00:48:00,632
the whole neighborhood
was over run with the gentry,
1042
00:48:00,684 --> 00:48:04,135
and we were forced out.
Today, the urban gentry
1043
00:48:04,187 --> 00:48:06,521
is monied lesbians.
They knock on your door.
1044
00:48:06,556 --> 00:48:08,473
They offer you twice
what your home is worth,
1045
00:48:08,525 --> 00:48:11,776
and they do it 'cause they
know something you don't.
1046
00:48:11,812 --> 00:48:13,061
He like this at home?
1047
00:48:13,113 --> 00:48:14,562
You think I'd let him
live in my home?
1048
00:48:17,117 --> 00:48:20,068
Laugh, laugh.
You won't be laughing in a year.
1049
00:48:20,070 --> 00:48:22,737
When you won't be able
to afford to live here.
1050
00:48:22,739 --> 00:48:24,406
They move in, they take over.
1051
00:48:24,408 --> 00:48:26,574
They kick the homeless
out of the park
1052
00:48:26,576 --> 00:48:29,077
as if they don't have a God
given right to sleep there.
1053
00:48:29,129 --> 00:48:31,246
We are dinosaurs, my friend.
1054
00:48:31,248 --> 00:48:35,633
And a big, fat comet is headed
for our sweet slice of earth.
1055
00:48:35,669 --> 00:48:38,970
And that comet is a Starbucks.
1056
00:48:41,842 --> 00:48:43,758
Oh, he didn't card me.
1057
00:48:43,810 --> 00:48:45,760
- I must look hot.
- You do.
1058
00:48:45,762 --> 00:48:48,930
And I told you, you don't need
those whore shorts.
1059
00:48:48,932 --> 00:48:50,315
Come on, let's dance.
1060
00:49:01,495 --> 00:49:04,996
♪ you know you better
believe me ♪
1061
00:49:05,031 --> 00:49:07,282
♪ 'cause if I had you
on my arm ♪
1062
00:49:07,334 --> 00:49:10,201
♪ it would make my heart sing ♪
1063
00:49:10,253 --> 00:49:12,086
♪ and I could lift
my head up high ♪
1064
00:49:12,122 --> 00:49:15,507
♪ 'cause you'd be my baby ♪
1065
00:49:15,542 --> 00:49:18,126
♪ you're such a beautiful
thing to dream ♪
1066
00:49:18,128 --> 00:49:20,512
Hey, 14 will get you 20.
1067
00:49:20,547 --> 00:49:22,096
♪ you make me want to
freak out ♪
1068
00:49:22,132 --> 00:49:24,382
♪ yeah, my heart's on fire ♪
1069
00:49:24,434 --> 00:49:27,101
♪ on your side ♪
1070
00:49:27,137 --> 00:49:29,721
♪ of explanation ♪
1071
00:49:31,141 --> 00:49:34,809
I hope you're here
to apologize.
1072
00:49:34,861 --> 00:49:39,814
I tried, Sammi.
I've tried to be your friend.
1073
00:49:39,866 --> 00:49:42,233
Because you're
Frank's daughter,
1074
00:49:42,285 --> 00:49:43,985
and Frank's my husband.
1075
00:49:43,987 --> 00:49:47,822
But I realized today,
I'm your step-mother.
1076
00:49:47,874 --> 00:49:50,825
And so to be a good
step-mother to you
1077
00:49:50,877 --> 00:49:55,380
is to be a parent to you
rather than a friend.
1078
00:49:55,415 --> 00:49:58,383
So, as a parent,
it's my responsibility
1079
00:49:58,418 --> 00:50:02,053
to tell you that the reason
people don't like you,
1080
00:50:02,088 --> 00:50:05,673
and that your father
doesn't want to be around you,
1081
00:50:05,675 --> 00:50:11,646
is because you're
very, very needy.
1082
00:50:11,681 --> 00:50:14,015
I just think
you should know that,
1083
00:50:14,017 --> 00:50:16,150
and then you can work on it.
1084
00:50:16,186 --> 00:50:20,021
You're needy and annoying.
1085
00:50:22,192 --> 00:50:26,828
And slutty, and a bad mother.
1086
00:50:26,863 --> 00:50:30,782
I think this belongs
to Chuckie.
1087
00:50:35,705 --> 00:50:38,089
♪ yeah yeah, yeah yeah ♪
1088
00:50:38,124 --> 00:50:40,792
♪ yeah-ah ♪
1089
00:50:40,844 --> 00:50:43,211
♪ yeah yeah, yeah yeah ♪
1090
00:50:43,213 --> 00:50:49,801
♪ yeah-ah ♪
1091
00:51:12,909 --> 00:51:14,125
Hey!
1092
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:15,793
Asshole.
1093
00:51:22,802 --> 00:51:27,088
Aw, shit.
Come on, Debs, let's go!
1094
00:51:33,730 --> 00:51:36,097
- Oh, my God.
- You want to dress like that
1095
00:51:36,149 --> 00:51:38,182
and hang in bars, you gotta
learn to run faster.
1096
00:51:38,234 --> 00:51:40,768
That was insane, I can't
believe you just did that.
1097
00:52:32,572 --> 00:52:33,821
Holy shit.
1098
00:52:33,823 --> 00:52:37,375
How'd he know?
1099
00:52:37,410 --> 00:52:39,236
What's going on?
1100
00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:41,500
_
1101
00:52:41,550 --> 00:52:43,548
Told you.
1102
00:52:51,091 --> 00:52:53,841
Arr-ar-ar-aroooo!
1103
00:52:54,477 --> 00:53:00,535
Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
81050
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.