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There is a time of year in New York when,
even before the first leaf falls...
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you can feel the seasons click.
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The air is crisp, the summer is gone.
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And for the first night in a long time...
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you need a blanket on your bed.
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It brings up other needs as well.
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- Hello?
- What are you doing?
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Is this who I think it is?
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- Who do you think it is?
- Princess Grace of Monaco.
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She's dead.
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So you can understand my surprise.
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What's shaking, kid?
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It's fall.
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I thought it was still Indian summer.
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Then I guess
I should take off my moccasins.
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Are you still smoking?
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Yes and no.
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I'm bad.
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Are you alone?
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Yes, ma'am.
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I can't sleep.
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I'm feeling a little lonely.
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Do you ever feel lonely?
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No.
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- Can I come over?
- Sure.
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To be clear...
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it's just to keep each other company.
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I always enjoy company.
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Get it while it's hot!
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I thought it was just a "company" visit.
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All your furniture's gone.
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See? This is why I'm leaving New York.
The crime.
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Leaving New York?
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I'm moving.
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You are not moving.
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Tell that to my realtor in Napa.
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Napa...
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as in California?
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I bought a vineyard. Half a vineyard.
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Technically, it's three-quarters of it...
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but there's a dispute over a hillside.
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Take this pizza, and put it someplace.
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Wait.
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You're moving?
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Moving when?
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Monday at 5:00.
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And if I hadn't happened to call tonight...
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you were just going to quietly go away
without telling me?
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I'm not big on good-byes.
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I would have called you.
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From where? A wine vat somewhere?
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You can't leave New York.
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You're the Chrysler Building.
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The Chrysler Building
would be all wrong in a vineyard.
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Arrivederci, baby.
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But...
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why?
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I'm tired of old New York.
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If you're tired, you take a nap-a.
You don't move to Napa.
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I need a cocktail.
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And downtown,
another woman was feeling deserted.
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- Hey, gorgeous.
- Don't "gorgeous" me!
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You're three hours late.
I've eaten half a box of chocolates.
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When I get cellulite, you can blame yourself.
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I got held up at the hotel.
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Richard Wright, the telephone.
Have you two met?
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I was busy.
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What's up? I mean, besides me.
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I don't appreciate being kept waiting.
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Especially when I have a gift for you.
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Is this an actual gift, or are we talking sex?
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- What's the occasion?
- It's national "Richard's A Prick" day.
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I saw it, and I thought of you.
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- Do you like it?
- Very much.
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It was the closest Samantha had come
to giving her heart to a man...
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in a long time.
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I think it would be perfect right there.
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You kept nothing to sit on,
but you have your records and a turntable?
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I know what's important.
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Blood, Sweat and Tears?
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Wow!
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Shouldn't this be in a museum?
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Be nice.
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Henry Mancini.
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Exactly how old are you?
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It was my parents',
and don't knock it till you've heard it.
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- Here.
- Thank you.
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Easy, pops!
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Just give me the record.
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I've been thinking.
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You can't slink out of town this way.
We have to do it up right.
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A proper good-bye.
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You, me, New York.
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You owe it to us.
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And by "us," I mean New York and myself.
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How's that wine?
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- It's from my vineyard.
- In that case, I hate it.
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You can't be serious.
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Wait.
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- So corny!
- No.
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It's classic.
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Listen.
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This was my parents' favorite song.
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They used to put it on
before they went out on the town.
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Listen.
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Did you hear that?
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"Two drifters." When I was little,
I thought it was "two twisters."
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You know, the twist.
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It was the '60s...
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and my parents had the moves.
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See? It got you.
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Thank you for the company.
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That's it?
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You can stay.
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No. I'll see you Sunday night.
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Don't disappoint us.
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And by "us," I mean you and me.
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That pizza will be fantastic for breakfast.
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The next morning, I broke the Big news.
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Going, going, gone. It's the end of an era.
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I'm always surprised
when anyone leaves New York.
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- Where do they go?
- The real world?
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A homeless man showed me his dick
on the way here. It doesn't get any realer.
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- Big wasn't even going to tell you?
- No. He said he'd call, but what if he didn't?
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It's like the guys
you have the great second date with...
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and then never hear from again.
I pretend they died.
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Okay, now the tough question.
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- Should you sleep with him one last time?
- Exactly.
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Going-out-of-business sex.
What do we think?
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- No.
- Okay, Quick Draw. Give it a second here.
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- No.
- We like each other. We respect each other.
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It could be nice...
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romantic.
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- No.
- You had sex with Steve.
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Sex with an ex can be depressing.
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If it's good, you don't have it anymore.
If it's bad, you just had sex with an ex.
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It wouldn't be bad.
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I'm just saying.
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Aren't you afraid
that the sheer force of it all...
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will just pull you
back into all that Big stuff again?
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- No. He's not Niagara Falls.
- Isn't he?
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I love you, sweetie,
but you're not giving me credit.
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This is not two years ago.
Things have changed.
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I'm different now. Big and I are different.
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I feel safe around him.
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He's like...
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this great man in my life, and he's leaving.
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Use a condom. That's all I'm saying.
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I don't know how you survived any of it,
Big or Aidan.
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This love stuff is a motherfucker.
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Did you just say "love"?
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Oh, what the hell! My name is Samantha,
and I'm a love-a-holic.
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Hi, Samantha.
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It's so infuriating.
I mean, where can this possibly go?
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No one actually makes
these relationship things work, do they?
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I think they're the same people
who leave New York.
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I'm just really surprised Big is moving.
I always thought...
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Never mind.
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You always thought what, never mind?
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I just always thought
that you two would end up together.
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How?
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I don't know. They made mistakes, but...
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They were never supposed to be together.
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If she was going to wind up with anybody,
it was Aidan.
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This is all very informative.
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You don't have enough distance
to have sex with your ex.
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Thanks for the sound advice,
Mommy Biggest.
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I haven't had sex since my ex.
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Honey, you should get on that.
It's the only way to move on.
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Use a condom.
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Later that night,
I got to thinking about fate...
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that crazy concept...
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that we're not really responsible
for the course our lives take.
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That it's all pre-destined,
written in the stars.
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Maybe that explains why,
if you live in a city...
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where you can't even see the stars...
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your love life
tends to feel a little more random.
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And even if our every man,
every kiss, every heartache...
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is pre-ordered from some cosmic catalog...
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can we still take a wrong step and
wander off our own personal Milky Way?
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I couldn't help but wonder...
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can you make a mistake and miss your fate?
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If you look at how brilliantly
Monet suggested glimpses of sky...
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and the luscious,
tactile quality of the canvas...
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you can see how he established his fate
as one of the true poets of nature...
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and my personal favorite.
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Charlotte's fate led her
to the Museum of Modern Art.
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Follow me,
and we'll move on to the Pollock.
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- Weren't you here last Sunday?
- Yes.
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I was... I love the lmpressionists.
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And I'm trying to get up the courage
to invite you to dinner.
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That's very sweet, but...
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You have a boyfriend, right?
How could you not?
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Actually, no boyfriend.
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But I was just separated,
and I'm not really ready to date yet.
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I totally understand.
I went through a divorce last year.
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I'm Eric, by the way.
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Viewing Jackson Pollock's One...
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is an almost overwhelming...
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Really?
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And speaking of overwhelming exes...
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there was Charlotte's,
with his mother, Bunny.
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I detest Monet! He's such a sap.
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Mother, you have simply got to learn
how to form an opinion.
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Okay, enough Pollock.
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Follow me, as we move on
to Paul Gauguin. Now!
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Come on.
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I changed my mind.
I'll have dinner with you.
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Hurry, everyone.
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In order to avoid her ex, Charlotte
ran all the way into the Expressionist era.
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And up on the Upper West Side,
two other exes...
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were dealing with A, B and Cs.
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"Connect part C with bracket B and bolt 3."
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Okay, now you're not even making sense.
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That can't be right.
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"Connect part C to bracket B using bolt 3."
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Hand me bolt 3.
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Aren't you gonna say you were right?
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No, you've got 40 pounds on me.
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I was thinking of Danny.
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- Danny who?
- For the baby. Danny...
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Hobbes.
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Danny.
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I like that.
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Did you have any other ideas?
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- Paul.
- Paul!
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Paul is a big name in the Brady family.
You know, my dad and my granddad.
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But even then, Dad,
you didn't even know him.
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Danny is better.
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"Hey, Danny, you want to go
shoot some hoops?"
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It sounds right.
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Good.
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Wow!
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We're making something for little Danny.
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- Don't cry, Steve.
- Sorry.
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Gorgeous, I've got work to do here.
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You want out of this, just say it.
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I don't want to have sex once,
and I want out?
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Not just once. What about yesterday?
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- We were at the opera.
- I was bored.
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I fucked you for three hours
when we came home.
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Big whoop!
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- Why haven't you hung the hearts?
- I will.
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It's been laying against that wall for days.
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- I'm not sure it belongs here.
- You mean, I don't belong here.
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Samantha, a stranger to love,
didn't do it very well.
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I heard the weather this morning, but
they didn't say anything about a shit storm.
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Where were you on your lunch hour?
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I stopped by, and you weren't there.
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- I was eating.
- Eating who?
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I saw you get into a cab
with a woman wearing come-fuck-me heels!
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Listen, Richard...
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00:15:56,965 --> 00:15:59,331
just tell me
you're sleeping with someone else...
254
00:15:59,397 --> 00:16:01,284
and we'll call it a day.
255
00:16:06,437 --> 00:16:09,120
The hearts would be better in the den.
256
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,378
I had a salad and salmon.
257
00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:15,202
The woman is a business associate.
258
00:16:15,652 --> 00:16:17,342
I do not want out of this.
259
00:16:17,796 --> 00:16:19,770
But if you do, this is a good way to go.
260
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:26,560
I'm sorry.
261
00:16:27,491 --> 00:16:29,596
She was an interior designer.
262
00:16:30,339 --> 00:16:32,128
You believe me, right?
263
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,074
Yes.
264
00:16:35,267 --> 00:16:36,794
I do.
265
00:16:37,507 --> 00:16:40,158
He's plowing someone else.
I know it. How could he not be?
266
00:16:40,227 --> 00:16:41,634
The man was a tramp.
267
00:16:41,699 --> 00:16:43,870
You're not cheating on him.
Miracles happen.
268
00:16:43,938 --> 00:16:46,207
I think he's doing it at lunchtime.
I'll follow him.
269
00:16:46,274 --> 00:16:49,089
- Oh, Jesus!
- He won't know it's me.
270
00:16:49,154 --> 00:16:52,001
I've got a wig
from the Raquel Welch wig line.
271
00:16:52,066 --> 00:16:54,914
The Raquel Welch wig line?
272
00:16:54,978 --> 00:16:58,840
Sassy shag, chestnut brown, cute.
Very realistic for synthetic hair.
273
00:16:58,914 --> 00:17:00,474
And why would you be doing this?
274
00:17:00,546 --> 00:17:03,644
I can't go any farther down this love road
and have my heart broken.
275
00:17:03,713 --> 00:17:05,721
If he's cheating on me, I have to know now.
276
00:17:05,794 --> 00:17:07,222
Samantha, if you love him...
277
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:12,095
don't you think there's even the slightest
chance that he might really love you, too?
278
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:16,315
I stole a key from his cleaning lady.
I'll check his messages.
279
00:17:16,385 --> 00:17:18,654
I do not have bail money, just so you know.
280
00:17:21,729 --> 00:17:23,387
Hello, lover!
281
00:17:24,832 --> 00:17:27,702
I am needing those
for my last Big night on the town.
282
00:17:28,224 --> 00:17:29,719
What are you two going to do?
283
00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:32,694
Drinks, dinner, dancing. Very old New York.
284
00:17:32,768 --> 00:17:34,491
I meant, sex or no sex?
285
00:17:34,561 --> 00:17:37,081
Please. I'm just getting around
to picking the shoes.
286
00:17:37,984 --> 00:17:40,057
Our mistake was we never really agreed...
287
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,494
on what each other
wanted out of the marriage.
288
00:17:42,559 --> 00:17:44,599
My wife and I, totally different backgrounds.
289
00:17:44,671 --> 00:17:48,762
And you would think we'd be able to see
that was gonna be the problem.
290
00:17:49,471 --> 00:17:50,649
But, nope.
291
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:53,913
We were in love.
292
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,832
Love, right?
293
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:57,493
Love is tricky.
294
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,769
I mean, it's just...
295
00:18:00,575 --> 00:18:02,430
so hard to see clearly through it.
296
00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:05,495
Exactly. It's like a fog or something.
297
00:18:10,206 --> 00:18:12,094
You're very sweet, Eric.
298
00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:18,551
And after dinner,
Charlotte invited Eric home for coffee and...
299
00:18:19,614 --> 00:18:23,443
The "and" being,
I'm-determined-to-move-on-from-my-ex sex.
300
00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:24,658
Wow!
301
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:29,016
This place is huge. You live here alone?
302
00:18:30,717 --> 00:18:32,059
It's not that big.
303
00:18:33,085 --> 00:18:35,092
Not that big? Wow!
304
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:38,865
Look in there.
Was your ex, like, a king or something?
305
00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:40,503
He was a doctor.
306
00:18:40,765 --> 00:18:42,553
Look at the size of this place.
307
00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:46,195
I live in a studio.
308
00:18:47,324 --> 00:18:48,568
You're rich.
309
00:18:50,237 --> 00:18:53,139
My ex-wife was an orthodox Jew,
and now you're a rich girl.
310
00:18:53,213 --> 00:18:56,082
Why can't I ever find a woman
who's compatible with me?
311
00:18:56,157 --> 00:18:59,452
You know what?
I'm not really feeling that well.
312
00:19:00,252 --> 00:19:01,528
Maybe you should go.
313
00:19:01,596 --> 00:19:04,978
Jesus Christ, it's huge!
It goes all the way back there.
314
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:08,370
- Follow me.
- Good idea.
315
00:19:08,572 --> 00:19:12,466
Charlotte realized she may be
ready to deal with her marriage past...
316
00:19:12,539 --> 00:19:14,099
but not her dating future.
317
00:19:14,171 --> 00:19:16,757
I had a lovely dinner. Bye.
318
00:19:18,779 --> 00:19:20,535
Contrary to popular opinion...
319
00:19:20,603 --> 00:19:23,669
I have decided to give myself permission
to sleep with Big...
320
00:19:23,739 --> 00:19:25,332
if it feels right.
321
00:19:25,722 --> 00:19:27,959
So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
322
00:19:28,506 --> 00:19:30,394
You're a big girl.
323
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,720
Can I get that in writing?
324
00:19:33,435 --> 00:19:35,289
It had better stop raining before tonight.
325
00:19:35,355 --> 00:19:38,770
I have the most amazing shoes,
and water will just not do.
326
00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:41,239
What? Are you having a baby or something?
327
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,859
Damn! And that was just a kick.
328
00:19:44,346 --> 00:19:46,768
- Wait till the labor starts.
- You okay?
329
00:19:46,906 --> 00:19:48,432
I'm getting a little freaked.
330
00:19:50,073 --> 00:19:52,375
Will you be in the room with me?
331
00:19:52,697 --> 00:19:54,737
Steve's a good coach,
but he's too emotional.
332
00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:57,941
I'm going to need something normal
to look at. It'll make me calmer.
333
00:19:58,105 --> 00:20:02,839
Okay, but I'm there purely for decoration.
I'm not cutting any umbilical anything.
334
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:09,647
That night, after the rain, after the dinner,
after the dancing...
335
00:20:09,849 --> 00:20:11,278
I took Big for a ride.
336
00:20:11,352 --> 00:20:13,970
I can't believe
you actually talked me into this.
337
00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:17,688
Buggy ride in Central Park.
338
00:20:18,809 --> 00:20:21,711
- Very corny.
- Nope. Classic.
339
00:20:24,536 --> 00:20:28,332
What are you going to do out there in Napa,
besides watch grapes shrivel?
340
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,781
Work, smoke cigars...
341
00:20:34,168 --> 00:20:35,662
Iook at the stars.
342
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,359
I give it a week.
343
00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:41,234
New York.
344
00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:47,025
Aren't you going to miss it?
345
00:20:49,846 --> 00:20:50,795
No.
346
00:20:53,143 --> 00:20:54,833
But I will miss you, kid.
347
00:20:57,782 --> 00:20:58,927
Very much.
348
00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:09,900
Your cell phone's ringing.
349
00:21:10,550 --> 00:21:12,460
I don't own a cell phone.
350
00:21:14,197 --> 00:21:15,986
Oh, Jesus, that is me!
351
00:21:16,502 --> 00:21:19,349
Miranda gave me one, because, you know...
352
00:21:23,861 --> 00:21:26,097
How the hell does this thing...
353
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:28,976
Thank you. Miranda?
354
00:21:29,141 --> 00:21:30,734
Hi, I'm in labor.
355
00:21:30,933 --> 00:21:33,005
Meet me at Mount Sinai, at 99th and Fifth.
356
00:21:33,077 --> 00:21:34,451
Okay, is Steve with you?
357
00:21:34,804 --> 00:21:37,804
No, he's on his way from the bar.
I didn't think I should wait.
358
00:21:38,292 --> 00:21:40,561
- Are you okay?
- So far. Taxi!
359
00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:43,119
Okay, I got a cab. I gotta go.
360
00:21:44,212 --> 00:21:47,059
Miranda's in labor.
I have to get out of here, to Mount Sinai.
361
00:21:47,124 --> 00:21:49,229
Excuse me, sir. We have an emergency.
362
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:52,464
We need to get to 99th Street
and Fifth Avenue in a hurry.
363
00:21:52,724 --> 00:21:55,342
I can't leave the park. I'll get a fine.
364
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:57,293
- What's your name?
- Bobbo.
365
00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,080
Okay, Bobbo.
366
00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:00,875
Here is...
367
00:22:01,491 --> 00:22:02,920
$400.
368
00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:06,034
See what you can do.
369
00:22:17,331 --> 00:22:19,632
One short carriage ride later...
370
00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,459
So, you leave tomorrow at 5:00?
371
00:22:28,530 --> 00:22:30,602
How about lunch?
I'll come over around 2:00?
372
00:22:30,674 --> 00:22:33,805
I can't believe you're leaving me alone
with a horse and buggy.
373
00:22:33,873 --> 00:22:36,656
- Thanks for the ride, Prince Charming.
- Anytime.
374
00:22:46,642 --> 00:22:48,496
81st and Park, Bobbo.
375
00:23:03,088 --> 00:23:05,357
Dr. Thomas, call postpartum emergency.
376
00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:12,358
Boy, you will do anything
to stop me from having sex with Big.
377
00:23:12,464 --> 00:23:14,766
- You look pretty.
- So do you.
378
00:23:16,272 --> 00:23:20,014
Shouldn't you be lying down,
or biting on a leather strap or something?
379
00:23:20,111 --> 00:23:22,762
I'm moving around,
trying to get my water to break.
380
00:23:22,831 --> 00:23:26,060
The doctor says it's better
than having them break it for you.
381
00:23:28,176 --> 00:23:29,801
So, what can I do?
382
00:23:30,991 --> 00:23:34,853
When this gets going, don't let anyone
get all cheerleadery on me.
383
00:23:34,927 --> 00:23:38,222
I don't want any of that
"You can do it, push!" shit.
384
00:23:40,239 --> 00:23:44,036
And thus, with a destroyed
pair of Christian Louboutins...
385
00:23:44,110 --> 00:23:45,998
began Miranda's delivery.
386
00:23:46,063 --> 00:23:49,478
And it would continue
well into lunch hour the next day.
387
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:02,021
There she was, Miss Sassy-in-her-shag...
388
00:24:02,093 --> 00:24:05,061
trying to catch Richard
with his lunchtime shag.
389
00:24:25,036 --> 00:24:26,378
Follow that car!
390
00:24:26,444 --> 00:24:27,851
Are you fucking kidding me?
391
00:24:28,428 --> 00:24:29,606
Just go.
392
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,874
One cab ride,
and a breaking-and-entering later...
393
00:24:35,948 --> 00:24:39,690
Samantha found herself
at Richard Wright's bedroom door.
394
00:24:47,532 --> 00:24:49,157
You bastard!
395
00:24:50,059 --> 00:24:51,783
Who the hell are you?
396
00:24:53,995 --> 00:24:56,362
It's just sex. I love you.
397
00:24:56,747 --> 00:24:58,657
Turns out she was right about Wright.
398
00:24:58,827 --> 00:25:01,096
But now she wished she was wrong.
399
00:25:02,314 --> 00:25:05,478
There! Now your heart's broken, too!
400
00:25:09,227 --> 00:25:10,471
Who the fuck was that?
401
00:25:11,147 --> 00:25:13,929
Turns out the baby
was almost as stubborn as Miranda.
402
00:25:13,994 --> 00:25:15,368
You're doing good there.
403
00:25:15,530 --> 00:25:18,945
That's right, you're almost there. Now push!
404
00:25:21,609 --> 00:25:23,944
Nurse, don't say that.
405
00:25:25,034 --> 00:25:29,060
Okay, Miranda,
one more deep breath. And go.
406
00:25:38,825 --> 00:25:40,134
Oh, my God!
407
00:25:41,129 --> 00:25:43,038
There he is!
408
00:25:45,256 --> 00:25:48,071
- And he's perfect.
- He's perfect!
409
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:51,872
Nurse.
410
00:25:57,929 --> 00:25:59,455
Ten toes...
411
00:25:59,752 --> 00:26:01,824
ten fingers, two balls.
412
00:26:05,704 --> 00:26:08,126
- That feels good.
- You did it.
413
00:26:18,759 --> 00:26:21,476
And just like that, life comes in...
414
00:26:22,055 --> 00:26:24,062
and things begin to change.
415
00:26:31,942 --> 00:26:33,371
It's weird.
416
00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:37,148
It's like suddenly
there's a giraffe in the room.
417
00:26:37,798 --> 00:26:38,910
Hello.
418
00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:42,659
Hey, Danny.
419
00:26:45,446 --> 00:26:47,169
I was thinking Brady.
420
00:26:48,678 --> 00:26:50,139
Brady Hobbes.
421
00:27:02,949 --> 00:27:04,738
That's a fabulous hat.
422
00:27:09,957 --> 00:27:11,844
- Hi!
- Well?
423
00:27:11,973 --> 00:27:14,820
He's really teeny, and he has red hair.
424
00:27:14,884 --> 00:27:17,437
Really? Oh, my God, that is so cute!
425
00:27:17,508 --> 00:27:20,955
Listen, I have to go.
I still have a chance to catch Big.
426
00:27:21,028 --> 00:27:23,450
Oh, Jesus! Here comes Raquel Welch.
427
00:27:23,748 --> 00:27:25,242
I'm late. She'll tell you.
428
00:27:25,572 --> 00:27:26,816
Why are you wearing that wig?
429
00:27:26,884 --> 00:27:28,989
Because my hair under it looks like shit!
430
00:27:29,156 --> 00:27:30,585
Miranda has a son.
431
00:27:30,660 --> 00:27:32,634
Just what the world needs, another man.
432
00:27:32,804 --> 00:27:35,008
- Come on, let's go see the baby!
- Wait.
433
00:27:35,651 --> 00:27:37,211
- Okay.
- All right.
434
00:27:53,251 --> 00:27:54,199
No.
435
00:27:55,170 --> 00:27:56,993
It's not even 5:00.
436
00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:09,366
What is this?
437
00:28:26,625 --> 00:28:28,632
"If I ever feel lonely..."
438
00:29:01,216 --> 00:29:04,532
It was official. A new season had begun.
439
00:29:15,711 --> 00:29:18,493
Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate.
440
00:29:18,559 --> 00:29:21,112
Without them, what would shape our lives?
441
00:29:21,183 --> 00:29:23,638
Perhaps, if we never veered off-course...
442
00:29:23,711 --> 00:29:27,737
we wouldn't fall in love,
or have babies, or be who we are.
443
00:29:28,382 --> 00:29:30,935
After all, seasons change.
444
00:29:31,006 --> 00:29:32,413
So do cities.
445
00:29:32,478 --> 00:29:35,227
People come into your life and people go.
446
00:29:35,293 --> 00:29:39,766
But it's comforting to know
the ones you love are always in your heart...
447
00:29:40,318 --> 00:29:42,357
and, if you're very lucky...
448
00:29:42,717 --> 00:29:44,310
a plane ride away.
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