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A little past 10:00pm, I was dressed
to the nines at Brasserie 8-1/2.
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Located on the corner of "Right Now"
and "Everyone Was There"...
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it was the place to see and be seen.
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Look at that one.
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Mary, hail a cab.
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- Do you think he's a model?
- A model what?
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A model citizen, a model home...
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- a model airplane?
- I think he's the dirty-haired Gucci guy...
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- with clean hair.
- He's so versatile.
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- Why don't you go over and say hello?
- He's gorgeous.
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The only way to get a guy like him
interested in me would be to pay.
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My love, there's no need
for you to enter Hookerville.
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Carrie, I know what I look like.
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Then you can't see what I see.
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Carrie!
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Lynne Cameron was a much sought after
fashion-show producer...
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as valuable to a show's success
as Valium or Velcro.
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I just told Damian you have just
so fucking saved my life.
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- I did?
- Sorry, this is my boyfriend, Damian.
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I use the term "boyfriend" loosely,
as Damian is clearly a homosexual.
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In that case, this is my boyfriend, Stanford.
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You so have to be
in this fashion show I'm doing.
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A mix of models
and New York people with style.
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And no one is more New York
or has more style than you.
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Lynne, I'm a writer.
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You're fucking doing my show
if I have to hunt you down...
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skin you alive, and have one
of the other models fucking wear you.
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I'll call you next week.
Could this place be any louder?
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Bye.
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I am so coming.
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To what? I'm not a model.
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Then you can't see what I see.
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I'll start with a salad
with extra blue cheese dressing. Thank you.
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Are the vegetables
on the veggie plate organic?
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They have beef pot pie on the menu,
what do you think?
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I'll just have a cup of hot water with lemon.
Thank you.
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Isn't it hard to eat just organic all the time?
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It is so hard.
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Last night I could not stop thinking
about a Big Mac.
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I finally had to get dressed,
go out and pick up a guy.
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Talk about a happy meal.
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Lady, you have never looked better.
Your body is amazing.
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I hope so.
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I'm having nude photographs
taken on Wednesday.
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What're you gonna do?
Have postcards made up...
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to hand out to prospective dates?
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This is not about a man's approval.
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This photo is just for me.
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So when I'm old
and my tits are in my shoes...
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I can look at it and say, "Damn, I was hot."
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- Isn't that a little narcissistic?
- No one thinks that...
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when you get your seventh-grade
picture taken.
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- You weren't naked in that.
- That we know of.
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Look, I like my body.
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I'm getting these pictures taken,
what's the big problem?
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No problem, you're my hero.
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I think it's fantastic
that you can just put it out there.
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I can't even say yes
to being in some charity fashion show.
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- "New York Style"?
- Yeah.
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You were asked to be part of that?
That's huge.
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- All the top designers are doing it.
- They want you to be a model?
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No, it's a mix of real people...
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and models. I know the producer.
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You have to do it, you live for fashion.
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I do not live for fashion.
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How many fashion shows
did you drag me to during Fashion Week?
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- Eight, what's your point?
- Why are you turning down...
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- the chance to actually be in one?
- I do not belong on a runway.
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Runways are for models, not writers.
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What's the difference
between strutting down a runway...
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and the way you strut down Fifth Avenue?
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Strut?
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- Do I strut? Am I a strutter?
- I think it'd be fun.
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I was a teen model when the Ralph Lauren
store opened in New Haven.
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Okay, it's amazing I was able
to keep my lunch down just now.
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I just...
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I cannot imagine walking down a runway
while people sit there and judge me.
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- No one would judge you.
- We judge models all the time.
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But you're not a model,
you're one of the real people.
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Exactly.
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I don't want people to think that I can't see
the difference between a model and me.
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Who gives a fuck what people think?
This is a fabulous opportunity.
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Honey.
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- You'll probably get to keep the clothes.
- I thought of that!
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- I'd do it in a New York minute.
- So would I.
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What do you think, mutey?
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While Miranda would never dream
of walking on a runway...
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she had no problem running on one.
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I happen to know you were on that treadmill
for longer than 30 minutes.
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That's illegal here at Crunch Fitness.
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I'm starting to train for the marathon.
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- First time.
- Wow!
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Good for you.
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I was the captain of my high-school
track team, but the marathon...
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I'm Dave.
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Miranda.
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Have a good workout.
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That's it?
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- Is there more?
- I hope so.
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I've been watching you for months.
I think that you are very sexy.
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So, what's the problem?
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He said, "I think you're very sexy."
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And?
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I was wearing no makeup
and my Hanes $3 old man's undershirt.
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Nice.
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I can't believe a guy
would think that I was sexy.
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- Okay, I'm hanging up now.
- I'm serious.
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Smart, yes.
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Sometimes cute, but never sexy.
Sexy is the thing...
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I try to get them to see me as,
after I win them over with my personality.
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You win men over with your personality?
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They want you to be a model?
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Okay, I'm hanging up now.
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Later that night, I got to thinking
about Narcissus.
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A man so consumed with his own image,
he drowned in it.
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Did he have no best friends
to mirror back a healthier view of himself?
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And why is it that we can see
our friends perfectly...
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but when it comes to ourselves,
no matter how hard we look...
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do we ever see ourselves clearly?
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Samantha, on the other hand,
saw herself a little too clearly.
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Okay, Samantha...
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Tiger, here, has a variety of music choices
to ease you into the shoot...
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and help you to feel
more comfortable. Tiger?
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- I've got some Steely Dan...
- I'm comfortable.
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Okay. Camera, Tiger.
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Yes, sir.
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- Do you like your gynecologist?
- She's amazing, why?
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I think I might wanna see someone else.
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- What's happening?
- Trey and I are still just talking.
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- We're not ready to move back in yet.
- What's happening with your vagina?
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Sweetie, I'm not bugged,
it's just us listening.
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Maybe a yeast infection.
But my gynecologist says no.
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- But something's definitely off.
- What are the symptoms?
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I don't wanna talk about this. Can you
call my machine and leave her number?
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Do you know anyone
that Stanford could go out with?
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If we don't find someone,
he's gonna start dating hookers.
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Hookers?
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Exactly.
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Charlotte...
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would you say that I'm strutting right now?
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Charlotte decided for Stanford Blatch,
it would have to be someone cute.
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Someone with style, someone like...
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Anthony Marantino,
her wedding-gown stylist.
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- What?
- Anthony, hi. It's Charlotte York MacDougal.
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Sorry, thought it was my mother.
15 phone calls to make sure...
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I get her the cheapest sheets I can,
from Bed, Bath and friggin' Beyond.
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I was wondering
if you were dating anyone now.
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I'm dating everyone now, why?
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I have this friend, Stanford...
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What's he look like?
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He is adorable.
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In a movie, who would play him?
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I don't know...
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A younger Ed Harris.
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That's hot.
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And speaking of hot, Miranda ended
her first date with Captain Crunch.
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- That was fun.
- I hope I didn't talk too much.
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I think the only words you actually said
all night were, "That was fun."
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God, you are so sexy.
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What? You don't think so?
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Maybe he was right.
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After all, who was Miranda
to argue with the Captain?
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- Hello?
- Miss Motherfucker...
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why have you not returned
my last 200 phone calls?
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Lynne.
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I really don't think
that I should do this show.
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I mean, come on, I am not a model.
And as much as I would like to think...
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Carrie, you're in or you're out,
I don't have time for this.
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I'm sure Dolce & Gabbana
can find someone else to dress.
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Dolce & Gabbana?
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Each designer picks the person
they want to dress.
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Dolce & Gabbana picked me?
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Yes, fuckette.
And those are some picky Italians.
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Do you think that I would be able
to keep the outfit?
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What's up, love?
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I'm coming.
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Me likie.
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Perfect in the bust and the waist. Turn, love.
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Do we likie?
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No likie the length.
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We must take it up about four feet.
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I know, I'm too short.
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But I'm very comfortable in heels.
Honestly, the higher the better.
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So feel free to put me up
in the big gal shoes.
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Walk, love.
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If we gave it to Heidi,
we wouldn't have to take it up.
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Heidi Klum?
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Yes, turn, love.
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Yes, trot back.
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Trot?
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Good.
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Look what the pussies dragged in.
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Hello, Oscar.
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We're just calling me "O" now, love.
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Who's this?
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Carrie Bradshaw, our New York Style model.
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Model, God, no.
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- I'm a writer.
- I'm Paul Denai.
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- I'm a photographer. I'm...
- Sure, I love...
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- I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry. I just...
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I know your photographs.
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I'm doing a little behind-the-scenes book
about Fashion Week.
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Do you mind if I shoot your fitting?
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Sorry, I wasn't ready. So go ahead.
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That's the point, don't mind me.
I like the element of surprise.
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I could give you a surprise, love.
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Now, what's your opinion, love?
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- Me love or him love?
- You, love.
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I don't know, whatever you think.
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No, changed my mind, got something better.
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That was bad.
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I'm sorry, I'm very uncomfortable
having my photograph taken.
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How does a girl who doesn't like having her
picture taken wind up in a fashion show?
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I'm in it for the free goods.
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Maybe...
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if I explained how a camera works
over a glass of wine sometime...
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I've...
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- never been a gal to turn down a free lesson.
- Or a free dress.
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Here it is. Do we likie?
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We likie!
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And speaking of uncomfortable...
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Okay...
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you can put your legs down now.
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It is not a yeast infection.
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- It's not?
- I have an entire file of women...
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all with the same symptoms.
Itching, stinging, burning.
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All of them think
they have a yeast infection. It's not.
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It could be vulvodynia.
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- Is it serious?
- No.
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It's mostly just uncomfortable.
We can get it under control.
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I'm gonna prescribe a light antidepressant.
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- But I'm not depressed.
- It's not for you. It's for your vagina.
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Your vagina's depressed?
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The mood elevator
sort of corrects the imbalance.
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Wait, how do you know
your vagina's depressed?
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- There are symptoms.
- It can't meet its deadline?
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It always wants to go to Krispy Kreme?
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It's so funny, my vagina's depressed.
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Stop.
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- I might have vulvodynia.
- Vulva-what-ya?
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So, everyday...
242
00:13:35,103 --> 00:13:37,405
I have to keep a vagina journal.
243
00:13:37,664 --> 00:13:38,809
Come on.
244
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,662
A "Dear vagina, why so blue?"
Kind of journal?
245
00:13:41,791 --> 00:13:43,220
"Dear vagina...
246
00:13:43,295 --> 00:13:45,117
"guess who I have a crush on?"
247
00:13:45,184 --> 00:13:46,710
More like:
248
00:13:47,135 --> 00:13:49,077
"Itchy today? Not itchy."
249
00:13:49,407 --> 00:13:51,796
- Sounds like a bestseller.
- Ready to order?
250
00:13:52,639 --> 00:13:56,829
I guess we're still waiting.
But could I have a hot water and lemon?
251
00:13:56,895 --> 00:13:57,626
Thanks.
252
00:13:57,695 --> 00:14:01,589
I'm fine, but, Charlotte, maybe
your hmm-hmm would like an order of fries.
253
00:14:02,719 --> 00:14:04,148
I guess not, thank you.
254
00:14:04,479 --> 00:14:05,723
Sorry I'm late.
255
00:14:06,399 --> 00:14:08,701
I had to pick up my nude contact sheets.
256
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:09,715
Look.
257
00:14:09,791 --> 00:14:11,700
Okay, but only until the food arrives.
258
00:14:11,774 --> 00:14:14,938
Charlotte, I want your
professional art-eye opinion.
259
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,306
That's not very arty.
260
00:14:21,598 --> 00:14:23,159
I can see your...
261
00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:24,988
Everything.
262
00:14:26,975 --> 00:14:29,593
This is the full frontal.
I just did that to warm up.
263
00:14:29,662 --> 00:14:31,571
You should have warned me, really.
264
00:14:31,646 --> 00:14:34,264
What's the big deal? It's just a vagina.
265
00:14:34,462 --> 00:14:37,658
It's magnified.
I've never even seen mine that close.
266
00:14:37,726 --> 00:14:40,377
You've never seen yourself
up close and personal?
267
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:43,195
- Have you seen yours that close?
- How'd I get involved?
268
00:14:43,262 --> 00:14:45,749
You've never looked at yourself
with a hand mirror?
269
00:14:45,822 --> 00:14:47,164
Oh, my God!
270
00:14:47,358 --> 00:14:50,172
Honey, I insist you go home right now
and take a look.
271
00:14:50,238 --> 00:14:54,493
Or better yet, take my compact
and make a quick trip to the ladies' room.
272
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,889
I don't want to look.
273
00:14:58,621 --> 00:15:00,214
I think it's ugly.
274
00:15:01,022 --> 00:15:03,258
Maybe that's why it's depressed.
275
00:15:04,477 --> 00:15:06,004
What did I miss?
276
00:15:06,845 --> 00:15:08,339
On their second date...
277
00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:10,322
Miranda did most of the talking.
278
00:15:10,397 --> 00:15:12,764
She was feeling confident and sexy.
279
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,707
I like my life.
280
00:15:15,005 --> 00:15:17,493
I love my job, I love my friends.
281
00:15:18,557 --> 00:15:22,103
She couldn't believe how comfortable
this new Miranda felt.
282
00:15:22,461 --> 00:15:24,697
And I love meeting new people...
283
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:26,744
like you.
284
00:15:33,853 --> 00:15:36,984
Miranda had no idea what had changed.
285
00:15:44,092 --> 00:15:45,750
I want pure class.
286
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,474
I'm thinking ash...
287
00:15:47,548 --> 00:15:50,396
or a charcoal-gray matte inside the frame.
288
00:15:53,788 --> 00:15:54,998
Inch on either side?
289
00:15:55,068 --> 00:15:57,785
Even though Samantha
had done the photo just for her...
290
00:15:57,852 --> 00:16:00,372
she still wanted
to be seen a certain way by men.
291
00:16:00,444 --> 00:16:02,419
Charcoal would bring out the gray tones.
292
00:16:02,492 --> 00:16:05,307
The matte should stop
about an inch away from my breast...
293
00:16:05,372 --> 00:16:07,346
right here, see my breast?
294
00:16:07,612 --> 00:16:11,027
And then stop right around here,
near my ass.
295
00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:12,790
See that?
296
00:16:13,212 --> 00:16:15,154
Right near my ass.
297
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,230
How's next Thursday?
298
00:16:19,484 --> 00:16:20,694
Whatever.
299
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:25,777
And you took this one of Cindy Crawford.
See, "Photo by Paul Denai."
300
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,924
How can you still remember? It was the '90s.
301
00:16:27,995 --> 00:16:29,304
It was '92.
302
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,157
I loved her beauty mark so much.
303
00:16:31,227 --> 00:16:33,845
I used to pencil one on,
you know, and then...
304
00:16:34,011 --> 00:16:36,432
I'd move it around
whenever I had a blemish.
305
00:16:36,507 --> 00:16:39,028
So, you know, it'd be here, then here...
306
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,139
and sometimes here and here.
307
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:44,441
Here's another one.
308
00:16:44,507 --> 00:16:46,962
- Man.
- I can't believe you have this book.
309
00:16:47,035 --> 00:16:50,167
- It's getting embarrassing.
- Are you crazy? I love this.
310
00:16:50,235 --> 00:16:52,656
When I first moved to New York,
and I was broke...
311
00:16:52,731 --> 00:16:55,251
sometimes I would buy Vogue
instead of dinner.
312
00:16:55,322 --> 00:16:57,329
I just felt it fed me more.
313
00:16:58,170 --> 00:17:01,269
I used to do all that high-fashion shit...
314
00:17:02,395 --> 00:17:05,330
but the behind-the-scenes stuff
I'm doing now is so much better.
315
00:17:05,402 --> 00:17:06,548
It's more real.
316
00:17:06,618 --> 00:17:08,277
Real. Ick.
317
00:17:09,051 --> 00:17:12,367
The reality of people
and all their little flaws...
318
00:17:12,795 --> 00:17:15,544
it's the little flaws
that make them so much more beautiful.
319
00:17:15,610 --> 00:17:17,781
Forget reality and tell me about the models.
320
00:17:17,851 --> 00:17:20,633
Who's a big bitch and who's a bigger bitch?
321
00:17:20,698 --> 00:17:21,875
Sorry...
322
00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:24,312
I never click and tell.
323
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,249
Why are you so fascinated with the models?
324
00:17:27,802 --> 00:17:29,329
I just love 'em.
325
00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:31,992
They're just beautiful.
326
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,225
I wanna show you something.
327
00:17:35,002 --> 00:17:36,431
You show me...
328
00:17:37,594 --> 00:17:38,935
one model...
329
00:17:39,481 --> 00:17:41,139
who's more alive...
330
00:17:42,714 --> 00:17:44,721
or more beautiful than her.
331
00:17:55,961 --> 00:17:59,223
- So, which one is your new boyfriend?
- It was only one kiss.
332
00:17:59,289 --> 00:18:02,867
It's so predictable.
A model dating a photographer.
333
00:18:02,937 --> 00:18:04,944
Stanny, I'm a model.
334
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:10,901
Excuse me.
335
00:18:11,672 --> 00:18:15,317
I may have a stroke. Do I look all right?
336
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,457
I'm nervous about the Charlotte fix-up.
337
00:18:17,528 --> 00:18:20,845
You look fabulous, have fabulous seats.
Everything's gonna be fabulous.
338
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,182
- I can't think about you now. I'm a model.
- You're a supermodel.
339
00:18:24,248 --> 00:18:26,485
I made them put me
in these super high heels.
340
00:18:26,553 --> 00:18:28,309
I'm gonna be so freaking tall.
341
00:18:28,504 --> 00:18:30,926
Supermodel and super size it, please.
342
00:18:32,184 --> 00:18:35,053
Excuse me, hi, I'm Carrie Bradshaw.
Where do I go?
343
00:18:35,128 --> 00:18:37,038
Over with the non-models.
344
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,122
What's her problem?
345
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,098
- Gucci and Dolce and Dior.
- Oh, my.
346
00:18:42,552 --> 00:18:45,137
Look, this is the Polaroid of the dress.
347
00:18:47,064 --> 00:18:48,274
Me likie.
348
00:18:49,207 --> 00:18:50,702
That's a fashion thing.
349
00:18:50,968 --> 00:18:52,878
Here's one of Frank Rich.
350
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,374
And Fran Lebowitz.
351
00:18:55,512 --> 00:18:57,651
These are the other real people?
352
00:18:57,976 --> 00:18:59,699
Okay, what the fuck's wrong?
353
00:18:59,927 --> 00:19:01,520
Frank Rich, Lynne?
354
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:05,069
Fran Lebowitz? What, Dolce & Gabbana
couldn't get Ed Koch?
355
00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:07,478
Gucci got him, what's the problem?
356
00:19:07,703 --> 00:19:09,296
I'm such an idiot.
357
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,661
- Actually convinced myself I belonged here.
- You do belong here.
358
00:19:12,727 --> 00:19:13,971
Can I go home?
359
00:19:14,039 --> 00:19:16,854
No, the entire show is timed per model.
360
00:19:16,919 --> 00:19:18,294
I'm a non-model.
361
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,918
But you're fabulous.
362
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,260
Lighten up.
363
00:19:23,447 --> 00:19:26,611
Okay, so you're not Heidi Klum.
364
00:19:27,191 --> 00:19:30,006
But you're the modeliest of the real people.
365
00:19:32,791 --> 00:19:36,817
I mean, he told me I was sexy.
And then he didn't want to kiss me.
366
00:19:37,239 --> 00:19:40,468
Was it me? Suddenly I wasn't sexy?
What does it mean?
367
00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:42,706
Who knows? He's a man.
368
00:19:42,774 --> 00:19:45,163
You can lay your pussy on a table
in front of one...
369
00:19:45,238 --> 00:19:47,442
and still not know what he's thinking.
370
00:19:50,327 --> 00:19:53,174
And just when I thought
it couldn't get any worse...
371
00:19:53,463 --> 00:19:56,048
There's been a change,
you're not wearing this.
372
00:19:56,470 --> 00:19:58,161
You're wearing this.
373
00:19:58,614 --> 00:19:59,662
Okay.
374
00:20:00,278 --> 00:20:02,667
I'm gonna need to speak to someone.
375
00:20:04,438 --> 00:20:05,998
I had to lose the dress, love.
376
00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:08,972
I saw that Dior is showing something similar
right before you.
377
00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:10,959
It's a fashion house of cards.
378
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,493
I can't wear jeweled underwear.
379
00:20:13,558 --> 00:20:17,202
I just want you to look at them.
Aren't they fantastic?
380
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,692
How can I make this clear?
381
00:20:20,405 --> 00:20:21,747
Me no likie.
382
00:20:23,254 --> 00:20:26,188
Paul, can you do something?
Okay, but not that.
383
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:27,859
Oh, my God!
384
00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:31,308
- Try them on, you'll love them.
- No, please, really, I'm gonna faint.
385
00:20:31,381 --> 00:20:35,211
I can't wear jeweled panties
and strut out in front of Frank Rich.
386
00:20:35,285 --> 00:20:38,285
I respect Frank Rich. Frank Rich is a writer.
387
00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:41,163
You're not just wearing panties, love.
388
00:20:41,237 --> 00:20:44,685
They come with a fantastic coat.
Trot round there and try them on.
389
00:20:46,325 --> 00:20:50,067
I have a certain look, you know?
And I just really don't think...
390
00:20:50,965 --> 00:20:52,721
that jeweled panties is it.
391
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:56,426
If you look like a whale,
we won't send you out there.
392
00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:59,850
We're Dolce & Gabbana, for Chrissakes.
Now come out or I'm coming in.
393
00:21:00,789 --> 00:21:01,737
God!
394
00:21:02,036 --> 00:21:03,280
Fantastic.
395
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,967
Now the hair's all wrong. We need big hair.
396
00:21:07,061 --> 00:21:09,003
Char, this is so exciting.
397
00:21:15,092 --> 00:21:18,321
Stanford Blatch, this is Anthony Marantino.
398
00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:19,627
Hi.
399
00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:22,187
Marantino, is that Italian?
400
00:21:22,836 --> 00:21:24,047
Sicilian.
401
00:21:26,292 --> 00:21:27,885
Is that different?
402
00:21:29,396 --> 00:21:30,443
Yeah.
403
00:21:34,196 --> 00:21:36,335
I'd better go check on Carrie.
404
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,201
Ed Harris?
405
00:21:42,611 --> 00:21:44,499
Try "Ed, I have no hair-is."
406
00:21:45,235 --> 00:21:46,926
I thought you two would hit it off.
407
00:21:46,996 --> 00:21:48,905
Why, because he's gay and I'm gay?
408
00:21:48,979 --> 00:21:51,084
Let me clear something up for you.
409
00:21:51,155 --> 00:21:54,538
I'm a nice little package.
I got good arms and a high, tight ass.
410
00:21:54,611 --> 00:21:56,499
I could do a lot better.
411
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,653
Ten minutes and ten hair extensions later...
412
00:22:00,723 --> 00:22:03,341
I can't believe Charlotte
would set me up with such a queen.
413
00:22:03,411 --> 00:22:06,161
Is that who she thinks I am?
Someone who'd date such queen?
414
00:22:06,227 --> 00:22:10,482
I don't have time to decipher the levels
of queendom in your world right now.
415
00:22:10,995 --> 00:22:13,810
Would you please
go get me another champagne?
416
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,731
That is big hair.
417
00:22:18,899 --> 00:22:21,549
- Thank you.
- Orlando, she looks fabulous.
418
00:22:22,067 --> 00:22:24,271
We need the big eyes
to go with the big hair.
419
00:22:24,339 --> 00:22:27,819
- Kevyn Aucoin, Carrie Bradshaw.
- Nice to meet you, ready for makeup?
420
00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:28,839
Okay, sure.
421
00:22:32,915 --> 00:22:35,336
Hi, I know you're a genius,
but here's the thing.
422
00:22:35,410 --> 00:22:38,028
- I'm a writer.
- I know, I'm a big fan of your column.
423
00:22:38,098 --> 00:22:40,237
Don't worry, you're gonna look fabulous.
424
00:22:40,307 --> 00:22:41,419
- Okay.
- Okay?
425
00:22:41,810 --> 00:22:43,566
- Here.
- Nobody's listening to me.
426
00:22:43,635 --> 00:22:46,155
- They keep telling me I'm fabulous.
- You are fabulous.
427
00:22:46,226 --> 00:22:48,593
Bring Samantha here.
She'll tell me the truth.
428
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:51,146
- I can't go back. That queen's out there.
- Go.
429
00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:58,413
Crisis. Carrie needs to see you backstage.
430
00:23:03,186 --> 00:23:04,396
Where's her highness?
431
00:23:04,465 --> 00:23:07,051
- What?
- Your little friend, where is he?
432
00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:10,318
He had to go.
433
00:23:10,546 --> 00:23:12,368
Why? He didn't like me?
434
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:13,895
He had...
435
00:23:14,577 --> 00:23:16,399
a decorating emergency.
436
00:23:16,945 --> 00:23:20,076
I've been rejected by someone
I wasn't interested in.
437
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:22,182
I hate when that happens.
438
00:23:24,433 --> 00:23:26,026
Lynne, we're okay to go.
439
00:23:38,097 --> 00:23:39,406
Lights, go.
440
00:23:39,728 --> 00:23:41,387
Music cue four, go.
441
00:23:46,545 --> 00:23:47,658
Gucci.
442
00:24:20,784 --> 00:24:21,994
Samantha?
443
00:24:22,992 --> 00:24:26,570
Tell me the truth. I know people
don't mean it when they say that, but I do.
444
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,785
Honey...
445
00:24:27,856 --> 00:24:29,317
you're a model.
446
00:24:29,391 --> 00:24:31,879
- You'd tell me, right?
- Absolutely.
447
00:24:32,464 --> 00:24:33,925
You're a model.
448
00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:36,941
Look how tall I am. The shoes were my idea.
449
00:24:38,576 --> 00:24:40,485
- Christian Dior.
- I gotta get out there.
450
00:24:40,559 --> 00:24:42,152
- Go, model.
- All right.
451
00:24:49,296 --> 00:24:50,889
You're Heidi Klum.
452
00:24:52,463 --> 00:24:55,463
- Wow! Those are fantastic.
- Really?
453
00:24:57,135 --> 00:24:58,596
Do I look okay?
454
00:24:58,959 --> 00:25:01,741
- You look fabulous.
- Thanks. Okay, let's go.
455
00:25:02,030 --> 00:25:03,078
Okay.
456
00:25:05,007 --> 00:25:06,022
Bye.
457
00:25:08,015 --> 00:25:09,192
Bye-bye.
458
00:25:12,335 --> 00:25:14,921
- Wait till you see our gal.
- Really?
459
00:25:18,895 --> 00:25:20,717
When is she coming out?
460
00:25:21,454 --> 00:25:22,731
She's next.
461
00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:26,630
- Dolce & Gabbana.
- Carrie, go.
462
00:25:34,638 --> 00:25:35,750
Didn't I tell you?
463
00:25:39,886 --> 00:25:41,412
Fuck me hard!
464
00:25:42,734 --> 00:25:44,010
Heidi, go.
465
00:25:49,933 --> 00:25:52,137
Oh, my God, she's fashion roadkill.
466
00:25:54,541 --> 00:25:56,429
Stop fucking taking my picture.
467
00:25:57,069 --> 00:26:01,739
I had a choice, I could slink off the runway
and let my inner model die of shame...
468
00:26:01,998 --> 00:26:05,609
or I could pick myself up,
flaws and all, and finish.
469
00:26:14,382 --> 00:26:15,974
And that's just what I did.
470
00:26:16,045 --> 00:26:18,893
Because when real people fall down in life...
471
00:26:19,149 --> 00:26:21,931
they get right back up and keep on walking.
472
00:26:40,941 --> 00:26:42,217
Katia, go.
473
00:26:54,284 --> 00:26:56,805
Turns out, my little act of bravery...
474
00:26:56,876 --> 00:27:00,192
inspired three other people
to acts of bravery as well.
475
00:27:00,524 --> 00:27:03,011
Miranda faced her fear of knowing the truth.
476
00:27:03,084 --> 00:27:04,775
- Hi.
- Hi.
477
00:27:04,844 --> 00:27:06,470
I'm really confused.
478
00:27:06,540 --> 00:27:09,093
I thought we had a good time
and then you never called.
479
00:27:09,164 --> 00:27:11,946
And I never called because you never called.
480
00:27:12,012 --> 00:27:14,019
I guess that's fine, but...
481
00:27:14,124 --> 00:27:16,709
I just have to know. Did I do something?
482
00:27:16,812 --> 00:27:18,022
No. Yeah...
483
00:27:18,507 --> 00:27:19,936
I don't know.
484
00:27:20,012 --> 00:27:22,565
We were sitting on the couch,
and you just...
485
00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:26,085
You seem a little full of yourself.
486
00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:30,368
Okay, glad we straightened that out.
487
00:27:31,947 --> 00:27:33,376
Cheeseburger and fries.
488
00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:37,707
Samantha faced her fear of what real food
would do to her perfect figure.
489
00:27:40,907 --> 00:27:42,052
Thanks.
490
00:27:42,315 --> 00:27:43,525
Nice ass.
491
00:27:46,571 --> 00:27:48,458
I didn't tip you enough.
492
00:27:49,739 --> 00:27:52,968
And Charlotte faced her fear
of seeing herself.
493
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,518
And just like Narcissus before her...
494
00:28:04,586 --> 00:28:07,902
Charlotte became so mesmerized
by what she saw, that...
495
00:28:10,154 --> 00:28:11,267
And as for me...
496
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I tucked my jeweled underwear
and my inner model away...
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where they belonged...
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and went back to my life as a real person.
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