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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,669 --> 00:00:10,899 - Don't do that. - Why not? 2 00:00:11,005 --> 00:00:13,064 - Because. - Because why? 3 00:00:13,174 --> 00:00:15,836 - Because I don't want you to touch me there. - Why not? 4 00:00:15,943 --> 00:00:17,410 Because I said so. 5 00:00:17,512 --> 00:00:20,310 Just let me put my hand there. I won't even move it. 6 00:00:20,414 --> 00:00:22,245 - Promise? - I swear to God. 7 00:00:22,350 --> 00:00:26,184 - All right then. - All right then. 8 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:28,653 I thought you said you weren't gonna do that. 9 00:00:28,756 --> 00:00:30,087 I thought you promised. 10 00:00:30,191 --> 00:00:31,556 So I lied. 11 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:35,185 - Don't do that. - Why not? 12 00:00:35,296 --> 00:00:36,695 - Because. - Because what? 13 00:00:36,797 --> 00:00:39,664 Because I don't want you to. I told you. 14 00:00:39,767 --> 00:00:42,531 What is wrong with my just keeping my hand there and not moving it? 15 00:00:42,637 --> 00:00:45,538 But you don't just keep your hand there without moving it. 16 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,608 - I will this time. - I don't believe you. 17 00:00:47,708 --> 00:00:49,699 - I promise. - You promised last time. 18 00:00:49,810 --> 00:00:52,005 I had my fingers crossed. 19 00:00:54,048 --> 00:00:57,245 For the last time, don't do that. 20 00:00:57,351 --> 00:00:59,717 - Don't do what? - You know damn well what. 21 00:00:59,820 --> 00:01:02,288 No, I don't. I am doing nothing. 22 00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:05,223 Well, then stop doing nothing. 23 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:15,922 Boy, your sister Joyce sure is sexy. 24 00:02:16,030 --> 00:02:18,999 Yeah, but she looked even better before she bleached her hair. 25 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:21,568 I still think she's sexy. 26 00:02:21,669 --> 00:02:23,500 I still say she's a creep. 27 00:02:24,538 --> 00:02:26,369 Whoa! 28 00:02:50,364 --> 00:02:53,333 Would you mind doing that someplace else? 29 00:02:55,970 --> 00:03:00,805 It's my house, you know? It's my party. 30 00:03:03,678 --> 00:03:06,738 Boy, that Miss Phipps sure takes her chaperone real seriously. 31 00:03:06,847 --> 00:03:09,873 She's a bigger drag at parties than she even is at school. 32 00:03:09,984 --> 00:03:13,215 - But she's still the sexiest teacher at school. - Yeah, and the most uptight. 33 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,686 At least they're not enjoying it. 34 00:03:25,433 --> 00:03:27,594 - Get on the ground. - What's going on here? 35 00:03:27,702 --> 00:03:29,602 Just keep quiet. 36 00:03:34,975 --> 00:03:36,567 What are you looking at? 37 00:03:36,677 --> 00:03:38,440 Oh! 38 00:03:38,546 --> 00:03:41,913 Joyce, she's taking off all her clothes. 39 00:03:42,016 --> 00:03:43,950 Come on. Let me see. 40 00:03:55,362 --> 00:03:57,057 Whoa! 41 00:04:00,768 --> 00:04:02,065 Oh, wow! 42 00:04:02,169 --> 00:04:04,194 Look at this! 43 00:04:04,305 --> 00:04:05,397 - Uh-oh! Philly! - What? 44 00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:07,201 - What? - Yipes! 45 00:04:10,344 --> 00:04:11,936 Oh, hi, Miss Phipps. 46 00:04:12,046 --> 00:04:14,514 - Philly, what are you doing? - Exercise. 47 00:04:14,615 --> 00:04:16,640 One... 48 00:04:16,751 --> 00:04:18,150 and two... 49 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:24,655 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 50 00:04:26,927 --> 00:04:28,758 Philly... 51 00:04:28,863 --> 00:04:30,956 were you peeking at a girl in the bathroom? 52 00:04:31,065 --> 00:04:32,828 No, I was exercising. 53 00:04:32,933 --> 00:04:36,835 I know it's normal for a boy your age to be curious 54 00:04:36,937 --> 00:04:38,837 - about the other sex. - Yes, ma'am. 55 00:04:38,939 --> 00:04:44,002 Philly, the thing is to find girls whose age is more appropriate for you. 56 00:04:44,111 --> 00:04:46,011 Yes, ma'am. 57 00:04:48,282 --> 00:04:51,513 Let's go back to the party and find someone for you to dance with. 58 00:05:02,596 --> 00:05:05,531 And we were supposed to go on a fishing trip to Canada this week. 59 00:05:05,633 --> 00:05:09,501 - How come you didn't? - My dad has a dumb business trip to take first. 60 00:05:09,603 --> 00:05:11,537 Now I have to wait three lousy weeks. 61 00:05:11,639 --> 00:05:14,233 - You wouldn't have had much fun anyway. - Aw, sure I would. 62 00:05:14,341 --> 00:05:15,706 Philly! 63 00:05:15,810 --> 00:05:17,869 - Yeah? - What about lunch? 64 00:05:17,978 --> 00:05:21,209 - I'm gonna eat at the airport with my dad. - All right. 65 00:05:21,315 --> 00:05:24,011 At what time would you like to have your dinner then? 66 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,616 - About 7:00 I guess. - Won't that be too late? 67 00:05:28,722 --> 00:05:31,623 - No. - All right then. 68 00:05:31,725 --> 00:05:34,694 Whatever you say, sir. 69 00:05:37,298 --> 00:05:40,028 - That's your new housekeeper, Miss Mallow? - Yeah. 70 00:05:40,134 --> 00:05:41,897 How old do you think she is? 71 00:05:42,002 --> 00:05:45,802 I don't know. 25 or 30. Old, but not as old as the rest we've had. 72 00:05:45,906 --> 00:05:48,033 - Think she puts out? - I dunno. Maybe. 73 00:05:48,142 --> 00:05:50,940 - Morning, Philly. - Oh, morning, Mr. Green. 74 00:05:51,045 --> 00:05:54,503 - Think she'll do it for the gardener? - I dunno. Maybe. 75 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:56,412 Think she'll do it for the chauffer? 76 00:05:56,517 --> 00:05:58,985 Lester the frou? Nobody would do it for him. 77 00:05:59,086 --> 00:06:02,749 - I think I'd better walk you to the gate. - Yeah, I think you'd better. 78 00:06:04,358 --> 00:06:06,087 Think she'd do it for you? 79 00:06:06,193 --> 00:06:07,592 - For me? - Yeah. 80 00:06:07,695 --> 00:06:10,027 Definitely. Well, maybe. 81 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:12,064 Well, if you strike out with her, 82 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:14,634 just remember to send her over to me, okay? 83 00:06:14,735 --> 00:06:17,761 What are you, crazy? You wouldn't even get up to bat. 84 00:06:17,872 --> 00:06:19,840 Yeah, that's what you think. 85 00:06:22,042 --> 00:06:24,602 Green, please stay away from the car. I just washed it. 86 00:06:24,712 --> 00:06:27,078 Sure. 87 00:06:27,181 --> 00:06:29,877 Do you see what you've done here? 88 00:06:29,984 --> 00:06:31,383 Yeah. 89 00:06:31,485 --> 00:06:34,283 - Is that all that you have to say to me? - No. 90 00:06:34,388 --> 00:06:36,913 You got a pile of shit on that car. 91 00:06:37,024 --> 00:06:39,458 Mm-hmm. I'll tell you some-- 92 00:07:04,251 --> 00:07:06,276 Hi, Joyce. 93 00:07:06,387 --> 00:07:08,617 Oh. Hi, Philly. 94 00:07:13,427 --> 00:07:16,157 Can't you children find someplace else to play? 95 00:07:16,263 --> 00:07:18,754 Go find someplace else yourself. We were here first. 96 00:07:26,106 --> 00:07:29,132 Boy, what a creep she is. 97 00:07:30,177 --> 00:07:31,667 Thank you. 98 00:07:31,779 --> 00:07:35,306 I should have gone to camp this summer just to get away from her. 99 00:07:35,416 --> 00:07:38,214 - How come you didn't? - How come? 100 00:07:38,319 --> 00:07:40,617 'Cause I gotta go on this goddamn cruise 101 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:42,916 with my parents and my creepy sister 102 00:07:43,023 --> 00:07:45,082 to goddamn Honolulu. 103 00:07:45,192 --> 00:07:47,752 We're gonna learn the goddamn hula-hula. 104 00:07:47,861 --> 00:07:49,260 Pretty good. 105 00:07:49,363 --> 00:07:51,729 Sherman, would you boys like something to eat? 106 00:07:51,832 --> 00:07:53,231 No. 107 00:07:53,334 --> 00:07:55,131 Thank you. 108 00:07:59,773 --> 00:08:02,537 - Guess how old she is. - How old? 109 00:08:02,643 --> 00:08:04,838 1 10! 110 00:08:04,945 --> 00:08:06,674 I wonder what she looks like. 111 00:08:06,780 --> 00:08:08,873 What do you mean "what she looks like"? 112 00:08:08,983 --> 00:08:10,883 I mean under her uniform. 113 00:08:10,985 --> 00:08:12,953 My housekeeper? 114 00:08:13,053 --> 00:08:15,021 No, my housekeeper. Miss Mallow. 115 00:08:15,122 --> 00:08:17,317 You're sick. 116 00:08:17,424 --> 00:08:20,416 You take care of everything while I'm away, Philly. 117 00:08:20,527 --> 00:08:22,791 You're the man of the house now, you know. 118 00:08:22,896 --> 00:08:24,295 Right. 119 00:08:24,398 --> 00:08:26,127 Philly, I wish your mother were alive 120 00:08:26,233 --> 00:08:28,929 so she could see how well you can handle yourself now. 121 00:08:29,036 --> 00:08:32,836 Well, anyway, you listen to Lester and show the new housekeeper the ropes. 122 00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:34,498 You think you can handle her? 123 00:08:34,608 --> 00:08:36,007 - Right. - Good. 124 00:08:37,511 --> 00:08:41,311 Lester, for God sakes, don't treat my luggage like that. 125 00:08:41,415 --> 00:08:43,110 I'm very sorry, Mr. Fillmore. 126 00:08:43,217 --> 00:08:45,777 There are some important things in there. Are you aware of that? 127 00:08:45,886 --> 00:08:49,879 Yes, I am relentlessly aware of that, sir. 128 00:08:49,990 --> 00:08:53,221 Thank you, Lester. Well-- 129 00:08:53,327 --> 00:08:57,787 So, I guess there's nothing else. 130 00:08:57,898 --> 00:08:59,957 We'll just say good-bye. 131 00:09:03,003 --> 00:09:05,096 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 132 00:09:06,707 --> 00:09:08,971 Have a good trip, Dad. 133 00:09:09,076 --> 00:09:11,044 Thanks. 134 00:10:20,047 --> 00:10:21,776 What are we stopping here for? 135 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:23,713 I mean, isn't this the servant's entrance? 136 00:10:23,817 --> 00:10:24,909 Yes. 137 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:31,119 Don't you usually drop me off in front of the house? 138 00:10:31,225 --> 00:10:32,920 Usually. 139 00:10:33,026 --> 00:10:34,459 So? 140 00:10:34,561 --> 00:10:38,224 So, this time I didn't. 141 00:10:42,970 --> 00:10:45,268 Will you be getting out here then, Philly? 142 00:10:50,844 --> 00:10:52,971 Thank you, Philly. 143 00:12:24,605 --> 00:12:26,197 Philly? 144 00:12:26,306 --> 00:12:28,035 Do you mind if we talk? 145 00:12:28,141 --> 00:12:29,631 What about? 146 00:12:29,743 --> 00:12:31,506 Things in general. 147 00:12:31,612 --> 00:12:33,978 Like what? 148 00:12:34,081 --> 00:12:36,072 I don't know. Whatever you like. 149 00:12:36,183 --> 00:12:38,777 Like what do you do with your time? 150 00:12:38,885 --> 00:12:41,877 Not too much, I guess. 151 00:12:41,989 --> 00:12:45,584 What is there for me to do in this area on my nights off? 152 00:12:45,692 --> 00:12:48,855 I don't know. There's a movie theater downtown, 153 00:12:48,962 --> 00:12:52,363 a drugstore and a couple of bars, I guess. 154 00:12:52,466 --> 00:12:54,127 Not too much really. 155 00:12:54,234 --> 00:12:57,032 What did the other girls do on their nights off? 156 00:12:57,137 --> 00:12:58,832 I mean the other housekeepers. 157 00:12:58,939 --> 00:13:02,204 The other housekeepers aren't exactly what you'd call girls. 158 00:13:02,309 --> 00:13:04,140 They were mostly elderly women. 159 00:13:04,244 --> 00:13:06,610 Their nights off, they mostly went to sleep. 160 00:13:06,713 --> 00:13:09,807 You mean your previous housekeepers have been elderly women mostly? 161 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:11,508 Mm-hmm. 162 00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:13,779 That must not have been too interesting for you. 163 00:13:13,887 --> 00:13:15,479 What do you mean? 164 00:13:15,589 --> 00:13:19,787 I mean it must not have been too interesting for a young man of 15, is it? 165 00:13:19,893 --> 00:13:24,421 Going on 16. I'm not sure I got your point. What do you mean? 166 00:13:24,531 --> 00:13:26,328 It must not have been so interesting 167 00:13:26,433 --> 00:13:28,833 to sit across from your elderly housekeepers 168 00:13:28,935 --> 00:13:32,564 and look up their dresses like you're looking up mine right now. 169 00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:34,868 Why do you say things like that? 170 00:13:34,975 --> 00:13:36,533 Well, why shouldn't I? 171 00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:38,634 Because they embarrass me, that's why. 172 00:13:38,745 --> 00:13:40,372 Philly, I was only teasing you. 173 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,004 Did you have a good time? 174 00:13:42,115 --> 00:13:44,174 - Oh, yeah. - Very good. 175 00:13:44,284 --> 00:13:46,809 Hey, I did not want to embarrass you. Really. 176 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,718 - All right. - Will you forgive me? 177 00:13:49,823 --> 00:13:51,848 I don't know. 178 00:14:05,772 --> 00:14:09,503 I planned to do some shopping this afternoon. Can you drop me at the store? 179 00:14:09,609 --> 00:14:11,440 Well, Miss Mallow, I suppose. 180 00:14:11,545 --> 00:14:15,242 I do have an appointment at 10:00. I can't be late, but sure. 181 00:14:15,349 --> 00:14:16,748 I'd really appreciate that. 182 00:14:16,850 --> 00:14:20,251 But can I change out of my uniform first? Is that all right? 183 00:14:20,354 --> 00:14:22,879 It's fine. Just don't be all day about it. 184 00:14:22,989 --> 00:14:24,581 Thank you. 185 00:14:53,286 --> 00:14:55,254 Thank you for waiting, Lester. 186 00:16:16,169 --> 00:16:18,262 Well, Nicole, how is everything going? 187 00:16:18,371 --> 00:16:19,770 Just fine, Lester. 188 00:16:19,873 --> 00:16:22,341 You seem to be getting along with Philly very well. 189 00:16:22,442 --> 00:16:24,603 So when are you gonna get it on with him? 190 00:16:24,711 --> 00:16:27,043 - I don't know. - You don't know? 191 00:16:27,147 --> 00:16:29,638 Now listen, sweet pants, Mr. Fillmore's trip is a short one 192 00:16:29,749 --> 00:16:33,708 and this whole thing has to be over and done with by the time he gets back. 193 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:36,755 But, Lester, he's just a 15-year-old boy. 194 00:16:36,857 --> 00:16:38,882 15 is the perfect age. 195 00:16:38,992 --> 00:16:40,516 Just think, 196 00:16:40,627 --> 00:16:42,527 you're giving him private lessons-- 197 00:16:42,629 --> 00:16:44,859 an advanced education. 198 00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:46,660 I just feel bad about it. 199 00:16:46,766 --> 00:16:49,326 If you don't do it, you're gonna feel a lot worse. 200 00:16:49,436 --> 00:16:51,495 Is this a threat, Lester? 201 00:16:51,605 --> 00:16:54,540 That is exactly what it is. 202 00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:09,915 Philly, don't leave it there. 203 00:17:10,023 --> 00:17:11,115 What? 204 00:17:11,224 --> 00:17:13,124 I said don't leave your bike there. 205 00:17:13,226 --> 00:17:14,659 Why not? 206 00:17:14,761 --> 00:17:16,854 It's not safe. 207 00:17:16,963 --> 00:17:19,557 - Why not? - It might get run over, 208 00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:21,861 disfigured, mangled beyond recognition. 209 00:17:21,968 --> 00:17:23,333 By who? 210 00:17:23,436 --> 00:17:25,904 Careless motorists. 211 00:17:26,006 --> 00:17:27,837 Well, there aren't any motorists in this driveway... 212 00:17:27,941 --> 00:17:29,408 except you. 213 00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:43,651 Go! 214 00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:46,924 I'm up. 215 00:17:47,027 --> 00:17:48,756 - Take the stuff. - Okay. 216 00:17:48,862 --> 00:17:50,727 Got it? I'm coming up. 217 00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:54,600 Okay. 218 00:17:56,503 --> 00:17:57,902 - Ow! - You okay? 219 00:17:58,004 --> 00:17:59,835 - Yeah. - Give me the camera. 220 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,498 Okay. 221 00:18:01,608 --> 00:18:04,202 Keep quiet. Now, on three. 222 00:18:04,311 --> 00:18:05,369 - Okay. - Okay. 223 00:18:05,478 --> 00:18:08,038 One...two...three. Go! 224 00:18:11,251 --> 00:18:12,650 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 225 00:18:12,752 --> 00:18:15,277 - Okay. - My stomach helped me. 226 00:18:19,893 --> 00:18:21,292 Here she comes. 227 00:18:21,394 --> 00:18:23,259 - Okay. - Oh, yes. 228 00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:26,127 - She's unbuttoning her uniform! - This'll be great! 229 00:18:26,232 --> 00:18:27,927 - Oh, yes! - She's doin' it! 230 00:18:28,034 --> 00:18:32,869 - Oh, yes! - This is gonna be terrific. Clean underwear. 231 00:18:32,973 --> 00:18:33,962 There she goes. 232 00:18:34,074 --> 00:18:35,939 Go! 233 00:18:37,243 --> 00:18:40,041 Oh, this is gonna be terrific. 234 00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:43,272 Hit the deck! 235 00:18:45,318 --> 00:18:46,717 Okay. 236 00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:49,380 Just check. 237 00:18:49,489 --> 00:18:51,320 What'll it be now? 238 00:18:54,828 --> 00:18:57,388 Is she gone? I'm afraid to look. 239 00:18:58,198 --> 00:19:00,029 Aw, damn it! 240 00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:01,532 Oh, no. 241 00:19:05,271 --> 00:19:08,240 Damn it! What a wasted night! 242 00:19:13,713 --> 00:19:15,613 I hope you haven't been upsetting her. 243 00:19:15,715 --> 00:19:18,047 - What? - Miss Mallow. 244 00:19:18,151 --> 00:19:20,381 I hope you haven't been upsetting her. 245 00:19:20,487 --> 00:19:22,478 She shouldn't be upset. 246 00:19:22,589 --> 00:19:23,886 Why not? 247 00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:27,517 Her heart. She had a mild attack on her last job. 248 00:19:27,627 --> 00:19:29,288 That's why she had to leave. 249 00:19:29,396 --> 00:19:31,091 You're kidding me. 250 00:19:31,197 --> 00:19:32,892 You mean she didn't tell you? 251 00:19:32,999 --> 00:19:34,261 No. 252 00:19:34,367 --> 00:19:38,030 Really? I thought you two told each other everything. 253 00:21:15,301 --> 00:21:16,962 Whoa! 254 00:21:50,336 --> 00:21:52,497 What's the matter with you today, Philly? 255 00:21:52,605 --> 00:21:54,596 Huh? 256 00:21:54,707 --> 00:21:57,232 You've hardly said a word to me all day. 257 00:21:57,343 --> 00:21:59,140 Oh. 258 00:21:59,245 --> 00:22:02,681 Are you mad at me for teasing you for looking up my dress? 259 00:22:02,782 --> 00:22:04,374 No. 260 00:22:05,418 --> 00:22:07,886 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 261 00:22:11,357 --> 00:22:13,848 Well, then what is it? 262 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,791 I dunno. 263 00:22:19,199 --> 00:22:22,362 Are you too tired to talk to me? 264 00:22:22,468 --> 00:22:24,595 I guess so. 265 00:22:24,704 --> 00:22:27,901 Hard day on the old bike, huh? 266 00:23:08,414 --> 00:23:10,382 Come inside, dear. 267 00:23:12,919 --> 00:23:14,648 Well, well, well. 268 00:23:14,754 --> 00:23:17,120 Yes, well, big deal. 269 00:23:20,093 --> 00:23:22,755 If you want to watch me undress so badly, 270 00:23:22,862 --> 00:23:24,352 why don't you tell me? 271 00:23:24,464 --> 00:23:25,624 What? 272 00:23:25,732 --> 00:23:29,190 I said if you want to watch me undress so badly, 273 00:23:29,302 --> 00:23:30,929 you should have told me. 274 00:23:31,037 --> 00:23:32,527 What do you mean? 275 00:23:32,639 --> 00:23:34,766 Well, do you want to watch me undress? 276 00:23:34,874 --> 00:23:37,866 Well, sure. 277 00:23:37,977 --> 00:23:39,410 I guess so. 278 00:23:39,512 --> 00:23:41,480 - Go and close the door. - What? 279 00:23:41,581 --> 00:23:43,481 I said close the door. 280 00:23:53,927 --> 00:23:56,521 I'm not sure I got you right. 281 00:23:56,629 --> 00:23:58,961 Did you want me in or out? 282 00:23:59,065 --> 00:24:01,090 Well, do you want to watch me undress? 283 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,929 - I guess so. - Well, in then. 284 00:24:05,672 --> 00:24:07,435 Have a seat. 285 00:24:13,179 --> 00:24:15,010 Ready? 286 00:24:55,588 --> 00:24:58,022 You still with me, Philly? 287 00:24:58,124 --> 00:25:00,649 - Pardon? - Do you still want me to continue? 288 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,695 Yeah. Yes, please. 289 00:25:06,699 --> 00:25:08,758 Not growing bored? 290 00:25:17,076 --> 00:25:18,475 Are you sure? 291 00:25:18,578 --> 00:25:20,205 Oh, yes. 292 00:25:36,829 --> 00:25:38,057 Well? 293 00:25:38,164 --> 00:25:39,961 Huh? 294 00:25:40,066 --> 00:25:41,693 What do you think of them? 295 00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:44,065 Huh? 296 00:25:44,170 --> 00:25:47,333 My breasts, how do you like them? 297 00:25:48,741 --> 00:25:51,209 Oh...nice. 298 00:25:51,310 --> 00:25:52,777 They're very nice. 299 00:25:55,281 --> 00:25:56,976 Well? 300 00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:58,710 Would you like to touch them? 301 00:25:58,818 --> 00:25:59,876 Touch them? 302 00:25:59,986 --> 00:26:00,953 Yes. 303 00:26:03,823 --> 00:26:06,223 No. Not right now. 304 00:26:06,325 --> 00:26:07,952 Thank you. 305 00:26:08,061 --> 00:26:10,655 Are you sure? 306 00:26:10,763 --> 00:26:13,960 Yeah. Maybe later. 307 00:26:14,067 --> 00:26:15,694 Okay. 308 00:26:15,802 --> 00:26:17,997 But you still want me to continue though. 309 00:26:21,407 --> 00:26:23,705 Yes, please. 310 00:26:29,215 --> 00:26:30,182 Here. 311 00:27:14,994 --> 00:27:16,018 Here. 312 00:27:18,498 --> 00:27:20,796 I think I'd better go now. 313 00:27:23,669 --> 00:27:25,330 Oh, so soon? 314 00:27:25,438 --> 00:27:26,837 You won't stay? 315 00:27:26,939 --> 00:27:29,305 No. I'm sorry. I don't think so. 316 00:27:29,408 --> 00:27:31,876 Oh, what a pity. 317 00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:34,675 All right. Good night, Philly. 318 00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:36,145 Good night. 319 00:27:36,249 --> 00:27:38,809 - And thank you. I really enjoyed it. - No. Thank you. 320 00:27:38,918 --> 00:27:40,783 We should do this again sometime. 321 00:27:40,887 --> 00:27:43,048 Yeah. Thank you. 322 00:28:05,511 --> 00:28:06,910 Oh, Philly, it's you. 323 00:28:07,013 --> 00:28:08,412 Hi, Florence. 324 00:28:08,514 --> 00:28:11,074 Sherman, it's for you! 325 00:28:12,852 --> 00:28:16,379 - Isn't it a little late for visitors? - We're makin' milkshakes in the kitchen. 326 00:28:16,489 --> 00:28:19,947 Great. You'll never guess what just happened to me. 327 00:28:20,059 --> 00:28:21,686 - What? - You wanna guess? 328 00:28:21,794 --> 00:28:24,456 - No. - Oh. 329 00:28:24,564 --> 00:28:28,022 Oh, you boys have business you wanna discuss? 330 00:28:28,134 --> 00:28:29,692 Excuse me. 331 00:28:29,802 --> 00:28:32,464 Get out of here, you creep. 332 00:28:32,572 --> 00:28:34,665 - So, what's up? - Oh. 333 00:28:34,774 --> 00:28:37,436 Okay. Well, about ten minutes ago, 334 00:28:37,543 --> 00:28:39,704 I'm walking past Miss Mallow's bedroom, 335 00:28:39,812 --> 00:28:43,009 and she stops me in the hall and asks me if I wanna come inside. 336 00:28:43,115 --> 00:28:44,446 Yeah? 337 00:28:44,550 --> 00:28:46,677 So I say "sure" and I go inside. 338 00:28:46,786 --> 00:28:50,017 Then she asks me if I wanna watch her strip naked. 339 00:28:50,122 --> 00:28:51,919 Naked? 340 00:28:52,024 --> 00:28:55,050 Yeah. So I say "sure" and so she does. 341 00:28:55,161 --> 00:28:57,561 She takes off all her clothes. 342 00:28:57,663 --> 00:29:00,097 Everything. And I mean everything. 343 00:29:00,199 --> 00:29:01,496 So then what? 344 00:29:01,601 --> 00:29:03,091 What do you mean "so then what?" 345 00:29:03,202 --> 00:29:04,931 So then I came here to tell you. 346 00:29:05,037 --> 00:29:06,732 Are you kidding me? 347 00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:09,364 Hey, why do you think I'm kidding you? 348 00:29:09,475 --> 00:29:13,673 I suppose you screw your housekeeper every goddamn night! 349 00:29:14,981 --> 00:29:16,471 Not every night. 350 00:29:16,582 --> 00:29:19,983 Oh, you and old Florence make a great couple. You know that. 351 00:29:25,691 --> 00:29:28,091 - Yeah? - Is something wrong? 352 00:29:28,194 --> 00:29:30,059 No. No, why? 353 00:29:44,043 --> 00:29:46,136 Are you embarrassed about last night? 354 00:29:46,245 --> 00:29:47,712 No. Why? 355 00:29:49,749 --> 00:29:53,446 Are you sure you're not embarrassed about seeing me naked last night? 356 00:29:53,552 --> 00:29:56,077 No. Why do you ask? 357 00:29:57,189 --> 00:29:59,419 Why don't you come and visit me tonight 358 00:29:59,525 --> 00:30:01,117 after I've finished with the dishes? 359 00:30:03,896 --> 00:30:05,523 We could talk. 360 00:30:11,570 --> 00:30:15,734 Sherm, Philly, I want you boys to work on your backhand today. 361 00:30:15,841 --> 00:30:19,641 Hey, hey! I don't want you peeking in the girls locker room anymore either, huh? 362 00:30:19,745 --> 00:30:21,178 - Huh? - Okay. 363 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,339 Go out and get 'em. 364 00:30:23,449 --> 00:30:24,780 Boy, that guy is weird! 365 00:30:24,884 --> 00:30:27,546 Yeah, him and Lester would make a great couple. 366 00:30:27,653 --> 00:30:30,747 He's okay. He could have gotten us thrown out of the club. 367 00:30:30,856 --> 00:30:33,757 - What? For just copping a peek at the girls? - Sure. 368 00:30:33,859 --> 00:30:36,123 If we could have got thrown out for that, 369 00:30:36,228 --> 00:30:38,526 what you did with Mallow could have gotten you arrested. 370 00:30:38,631 --> 00:30:41,930 Shut up and play tennis, huh? Okay. 371 00:30:43,235 --> 00:30:44,725 Aw, damn it! 372 00:30:44,837 --> 00:30:46,862 Oh, I don't know! 373 00:30:46,972 --> 00:30:49,770 Oh, Sherman, pick up the balls. 374 00:30:49,875 --> 00:30:52,241 I mean, you're very impatient. 375 00:30:52,345 --> 00:30:53,812 Now you ready? 376 00:30:53,913 --> 00:30:55,847 - Yeah. - Here it comes! 377 00:31:00,286 --> 00:31:01,844 You moron! 378 00:31:01,954 --> 00:31:03,979 You stupid moron! That hurt! 379 00:31:04,090 --> 00:31:06,024 Okay, come on. Hit the ball. 380 00:31:07,093 --> 00:31:08,526 Hey, Philly, 381 00:31:08,627 --> 00:31:10,891 were old Mallow's knockers this big? 382 00:31:10,996 --> 00:31:12,759 What? 383 00:31:12,865 --> 00:31:15,333 - You know that's not fair. You know that? - Too bad! 384 00:31:15,434 --> 00:31:17,026 All right. Come on. Hit it. 385 00:31:23,743 --> 00:31:25,540 How come you didn't touch 'em? 386 00:31:25,644 --> 00:31:27,043 I didn't know how. 387 00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:31,014 You just grab 'em like this and squeeze. 388 00:31:31,117 --> 00:31:32,709 How the hell would you know? 389 00:31:32,818 --> 00:31:35,218 When was the last time you saw a knocker? 390 00:31:41,961 --> 00:31:46,261 Hey, Philly, Sue Ellen Turner will let you look at hers for a dollar. 391 00:31:46,365 --> 00:31:49,562 How come you didn't touch 'em? Huh, big boy? 392 00:31:49,668 --> 00:31:51,898 Well, she's gotta be in the mood. 393 00:31:52,004 --> 00:31:53,699 Besides, I'm a leg man. 394 00:31:53,806 --> 00:31:55,364 You know you're crazy. 395 00:31:55,474 --> 00:31:56,907 - You ready? - Yeah! 396 00:31:57,009 --> 00:31:58,340 You ready again? 397 00:31:58,444 --> 00:31:59,968 Yeah, come on. Let's go. 398 00:32:04,884 --> 00:32:06,249 Backhand, Philly. 399 00:32:06,352 --> 00:32:09,048 - Backhand. - Yes, sir, Mr. Travis. 400 00:32:15,561 --> 00:32:17,051 Pathetic. 401 00:32:21,133 --> 00:32:22,691 Let's go. Hit it. 402 00:32:22,802 --> 00:32:25,134 Be sure and tell me about tonight, 403 00:32:25,237 --> 00:32:27,171 lover boy. 404 00:32:34,980 --> 00:32:36,470 Come in. 405 00:32:40,085 --> 00:32:41,484 Hi. 406 00:32:41,587 --> 00:32:44,715 I looked for you in your room and you weren't there. 407 00:32:44,824 --> 00:32:46,883 You said you wanted to talk to me? 408 00:32:46,992 --> 00:32:48,550 Come in, Philly. Come in. 409 00:32:48,661 --> 00:32:52,119 What are you doing in my father's bathtub? 410 00:32:52,231 --> 00:32:55,325 Oh, I don't think he would have minded my using his primie. 411 00:32:55,434 --> 00:32:57,265 - Do you? - No, I guess not. 412 00:32:57,369 --> 00:33:00,497 Would you like to wash my back? 413 00:33:00,606 --> 00:33:02,267 Well... 414 00:33:25,965 --> 00:33:27,796 Would you like to join me? 415 00:33:27,900 --> 00:33:29,299 Would I like to what? 416 00:33:29,401 --> 00:33:30,834 Take a bath with me? 417 00:33:30,936 --> 00:33:33,336 You mean in there with you right now? 418 00:33:33,439 --> 00:33:34,497 Mm-hmm. 419 00:33:34,607 --> 00:33:36,734 Why don't you try it? 420 00:33:36,842 --> 00:33:38,332 Maybe you'll like it. 421 00:33:38,444 --> 00:33:41,208 Well, I probably wouldn't even fit in there. 422 00:33:41,313 --> 00:33:42,905 Oh, yes you would. 423 00:33:43,015 --> 00:33:45,210 I promise. 424 00:33:46,418 --> 00:33:49,182 You mean you want me to take off all my clothes and everything? 425 00:33:49,288 --> 00:33:51,950 Do you usually wear them when you take a bath? 426 00:33:52,057 --> 00:33:53,684 No, not usually. 427 00:33:53,792 --> 00:33:55,191 Oh, come on, Philly. 428 00:33:55,294 --> 00:33:57,626 I won't even look. 429 00:33:58,731 --> 00:34:00,631 I don't know. 430 00:34:00,733 --> 00:34:03,065 Oh, come on. It will be an adventure. 431 00:34:04,737 --> 00:34:07,137 Well...all right. 432 00:34:08,173 --> 00:34:09,572 Good. 433 00:34:09,675 --> 00:34:11,199 Hey, where are you going? 434 00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:12,971 To get undressed. 435 00:34:26,058 --> 00:34:27,457 Well, hello. 436 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,959 Hi. 437 00:34:29,061 --> 00:34:32,053 Don't you want to take your robe off and join me? 438 00:34:32,164 --> 00:34:34,291 Okay, just a sec. 439 00:34:36,368 --> 00:34:38,199 Bathing trunks? 440 00:34:39,371 --> 00:34:40,770 Well, that's marvelous. 441 00:34:40,873 --> 00:34:43,364 Won't you take them off? 442 00:34:43,475 --> 00:34:44,737 No. 443 00:34:45,844 --> 00:34:47,471 Well, all right then. 444 00:34:47,580 --> 00:34:50,276 Come in the bath with your bathing trunks. 445 00:34:53,218 --> 00:34:54,845 Now be careful. 446 00:34:56,789 --> 00:34:58,620 Be careful. Watch it. 447 00:35:03,796 --> 00:35:05,889 I'll wash your shoulder. 448 00:35:11,870 --> 00:35:13,667 Well, how does that feel? 449 00:35:31,724 --> 00:35:33,988 Are you sure you don't want to take them off? 450 00:35:36,061 --> 00:35:37,653 Okay, under one condition. 451 00:35:37,763 --> 00:35:39,162 And what's that? 452 00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:40,925 That we put out the lights. 453 00:35:41,033 --> 00:35:42,557 It's a deal. 454 00:35:43,969 --> 00:35:45,834 Be careful. 455 00:35:50,609 --> 00:35:52,133 Be careful. 456 00:35:57,416 --> 00:35:59,976 - Can I help you? - No thanks. 457 00:36:12,231 --> 00:36:14,131 I think I'd better go now. 458 00:36:14,233 --> 00:36:15,894 Philly, wait a second. 459 00:36:24,576 --> 00:36:27,204 - Wait a second, will you? - What? 460 00:36:28,747 --> 00:36:30,305 I'm sorry. 461 00:36:30,416 --> 00:36:32,316 Will you forgive me? 462 00:36:32,418 --> 00:36:34,113 Okay. 463 00:36:34,219 --> 00:36:35,982 Hey, prove it. 464 00:36:36,088 --> 00:36:37,578 How? 465 00:36:37,690 --> 00:36:39,885 By sleeping with me tonight. 466 00:36:41,293 --> 00:36:42,954 No thanks. 467 00:36:45,798 --> 00:36:47,197 Why not? 468 00:36:47,299 --> 00:36:49,563 Well, I tried it once before in summer camp 469 00:36:49,668 --> 00:36:51,829 and I know for a fact that you can't 470 00:36:51,937 --> 00:36:56,340 get a good night's sleep when someone else is in the same bunk with you. 471 00:36:56,442 --> 00:36:59,206 Well, thank you. It's been a lovely evening. 472 00:37:01,647 --> 00:37:04,673 Just to show that there's no hard feelings, 473 00:37:04,783 --> 00:37:07,251 would you kiss me good night? 474 00:37:07,352 --> 00:37:08,819 Okay. 475 00:37:10,956 --> 00:37:14,517 Is it all right if I kiss you good night? 476 00:37:14,626 --> 00:37:16,389 I guess so. 477 00:37:34,813 --> 00:37:37,976 Bath! Are you kidding? 478 00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:40,483 Give me your hand. 479 00:37:40,586 --> 00:37:42,781 Who the heck takes baths with other people? 480 00:37:42,888 --> 00:37:44,355 Except for the Japanese I mean. 481 00:37:44,456 --> 00:37:45,855 Have you heard of any? 482 00:37:45,958 --> 00:37:47,892 No. Nobody except the Japanese. 483 00:37:47,993 --> 00:37:49,392 - Did you touch 'em? - What? 484 00:37:49,495 --> 00:37:51,122 Her knockers, did you touch them? 485 00:37:51,230 --> 00:37:53,357 - Well, sort of. - What do you mean "sort of'? 486 00:37:53,465 --> 00:37:55,126 Thank you. Did you or didn't you? 487 00:37:55,234 --> 00:37:58,465 Well, not with my hands. With my elbows. 488 00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,003 Doesn't that get broads hot, 489 00:38:00,105 --> 00:38:02,039 touching their knockers, even with your elbows? 490 00:38:02,141 --> 00:38:03,506 I don't know. 491 00:38:03,609 --> 00:38:05,474 Aw, to hell with this. 492 00:38:10,549 --> 00:38:12,380 Nice girls let you touch their knockers 493 00:38:12,484 --> 00:38:15,112 if they like you or if they're going steady with you. 494 00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:17,381 If they let you get any farther than that, 495 00:38:17,489 --> 00:38:21,016 either they have to be a whore or they're married to you, isn't that right? 496 00:38:21,126 --> 00:38:22,525 I don't know. 497 00:38:22,628 --> 00:38:25,495 Hey, Philly, stay out of my sun, all right? 498 00:38:25,597 --> 00:38:28,361 - Hey, Philly, you wanna know what I think? - What? 499 00:38:28,467 --> 00:38:30,731 - I think Miss Mallow's a whore. - No, she's not. 500 00:38:30,836 --> 00:38:32,303 - Yes, she is. - No, she's not. 501 00:38:32,404 --> 00:38:35,237 Just because she took a bath with me doesn't make her a whore. 502 00:38:35,340 --> 00:38:39,003 - Lots of people take baths with other people. - Who? 503 00:38:39,111 --> 00:38:42,012 The Japanese. You said so yourself. 504 00:38:42,114 --> 00:38:43,775 Maybe she's part Japanese? 505 00:38:43,882 --> 00:38:46,282 Hey, Philly, wanna know what else I think? 506 00:38:46,385 --> 00:38:48,910 - What? - I think you're falling for her. 507 00:38:50,989 --> 00:38:53,355 - You're crazy. - No, I'm not. 508 00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:55,892 - Well, Sherman. - What? 509 00:38:58,163 --> 00:39:00,495 Listen, Sherman. 510 00:39:00,599 --> 00:39:01,896 What? 511 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,662 Do you think that if a guy touches a woman's knockers-- 512 00:39:04,770 --> 00:39:06,931 not on a date, but in his own house-- 513 00:39:07,039 --> 00:39:09,405 think it would still count as getting to second base? 514 00:39:09,508 --> 00:39:11,669 With his hands or with his elbows? 515 00:39:11,777 --> 00:39:15,611 - With his hands. - No, I think it has to be on a real date. 516 00:39:16,648 --> 00:39:18,843 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 517 00:39:56,755 --> 00:39:58,416 Excuse me. 518 00:39:58,523 --> 00:40:00,548 I'm sorry. Excuse me. 519 00:40:00,659 --> 00:40:03,628 Excuse me. Oh, excuse me, I'm-- 520 00:40:05,230 --> 00:40:06,629 Oh, hi, Joyce. 521 00:40:06,732 --> 00:40:08,495 - Hi. - Come on. 522 00:40:51,910 --> 00:40:54,970 Don't you think she's one of the most fantastic creatures? 523 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,605 - I like you better. - You'll make me blush. 524 00:40:58,850 --> 00:41:00,340 Hold on a second. 525 00:41:03,055 --> 00:41:04,647 - Hello? - Hello, son. 526 00:41:04,756 --> 00:41:06,155 Oh, hi, Dad. 527 00:41:06,258 --> 00:41:08,226 - How you doin', Philly? - Great. Just great. 528 00:41:08,327 --> 00:41:10,420 Good. Good. Well, it's going pretty good here too, 529 00:41:10,529 --> 00:41:13,362 and I've got a lot to tell you when I get back. 530 00:41:13,465 --> 00:41:16,866 By the way, how's the new bike working out? Any snags? 531 00:41:16,969 --> 00:41:19,699 - Oh, no. The bike's just fine. - Oh, that's good. 532 00:41:19,805 --> 00:41:23,741 Glad to hear it. And Miss Mallow, is she working out okay too? 533 00:41:23,842 --> 00:41:27,141 Oh, yes. Miss Mallow's working out fine too. 534 00:41:27,245 --> 00:41:28,644 Oh, good. 535 00:41:28,747 --> 00:41:30,305 Put her on, will you? 536 00:41:30,415 --> 00:41:33,441 - You want to talk to her? - Yeah. 537 00:41:33,552 --> 00:41:35,850 She's not here right now. She's in the john. 538 00:41:37,489 --> 00:41:38,854 What's so funny? 539 00:41:38,957 --> 00:41:40,788 Oh, nothing, Dad. 540 00:41:40,892 --> 00:41:42,325 Oh. Well, Philly, look. 541 00:41:42,427 --> 00:41:44,622 I'm gonna have to get off the phone now. 542 00:41:44,730 --> 00:41:47,324 I've got a lot of work to do before tomorrow's meeting. 543 00:41:47,432 --> 00:41:49,866 Say good night to Miss Mallow for me, will you? 544 00:41:49,968 --> 00:41:53,335 Okay, I'll say good night to Miss Mallow for you, Dad. 545 00:41:53,438 --> 00:41:55,963 - And you take care now, huh? - Okay, Dad. 546 00:41:56,074 --> 00:41:58,565 - Okay, son. Good night. - Good night, Dad. 547 00:42:23,635 --> 00:42:25,398 Let me help you. 548 00:42:27,272 --> 00:42:28,762 Thank you. 549 00:42:44,122 --> 00:42:46,022 Listen. 550 00:42:46,124 --> 00:42:48,592 Are we going to... 551 00:42:48,693 --> 00:42:50,251 you know? 552 00:42:51,730 --> 00:42:53,960 Would you like to? 553 00:42:54,066 --> 00:42:55,556 Except for one thing. 554 00:42:55,667 --> 00:42:57,066 What? 555 00:42:57,169 --> 00:43:00,764 Well, I don't really know how. 556 00:43:03,241 --> 00:43:06,301 Well, I might be able to show you. 557 00:43:06,411 --> 00:43:08,470 Good. 558 00:43:08,580 --> 00:43:11,572 I'd just like to say one thing before we start. 559 00:43:11,683 --> 00:43:14,481 - What? - That I respect you. 560 00:43:14,586 --> 00:43:18,215 I don't think that you're a whore or anything like that. 561 00:43:18,323 --> 00:43:20,883 That's very sweet of you, Philly. 562 00:43:23,762 --> 00:43:26,492 I'd also say that I'm prepared to marry you... 563 00:43:26,598 --> 00:43:27,997 whenever you say. 564 00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:30,295 Oh, you don't have to say that. 565 00:43:30,402 --> 00:43:34,236 No, I'm not just saying that. I'm not just handing you a line or anything. 566 00:43:34,339 --> 00:43:36,330 I wanna marry you. 567 00:43:37,375 --> 00:43:39,434 Oh, Philly, listen to me. 568 00:43:40,779 --> 00:43:43,373 A man and a woman should only get married 569 00:43:43,482 --> 00:43:45,473 when they want to raise a family together 570 00:43:45,584 --> 00:43:48,075 or they want to live together. 571 00:43:48,186 --> 00:43:49,619 What's wrong with that? 572 00:43:49,721 --> 00:43:52,315 A man and a woman should only get married 573 00:43:52,424 --> 00:43:53,914 when they love each other. 574 00:43:54,025 --> 00:43:56,152 But I do love you. 575 00:43:56,261 --> 00:43:58,024 Don't you love me? 576 00:43:59,264 --> 00:44:01,789 - I guess so. - But you don't want to marry me. 577 00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:03,527 - Is that it? - I didn't say that. 578 00:44:03,635 --> 00:44:06,570 You didn't say that, but that's what you were thinking, isn't it? 579 00:44:06,671 --> 00:44:10,767 Some silly-ass little kid has just told you that he loves you and wants to marry you. 580 00:44:10,876 --> 00:44:13,674 It's probably all you can do to keep from laughing out loud. 581 00:44:13,778 --> 00:44:16,303 - Philly, you're wrong. - I'm not wrong. 582 00:44:16,414 --> 00:44:19,508 I should have kept my big mouth shut. 583 00:44:24,789 --> 00:44:26,256 You what? 584 00:44:26,358 --> 00:44:28,087 You asked her to marry you? 585 00:44:28,193 --> 00:44:29,626 What are you, sick? 586 00:44:29,728 --> 00:44:33,528 I know. I should have played it cool, strung her along a while. 587 00:44:33,632 --> 00:44:35,759 That's the way you have to treat women. 588 00:44:35,867 --> 00:44:37,994 So tell me, did you get to second base? 589 00:44:38,103 --> 00:44:40,333 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Was it fun? 590 00:44:40,438 --> 00:44:42,065 Oh, sure. You know. 591 00:44:42,174 --> 00:44:46,611 - But why'd you have to ask her to marry you? - What? 592 00:44:46,711 --> 00:44:48,508 If she's that easy, she's probably a whore. 593 00:44:48,613 --> 00:44:50,171 - She is not a whore. - Is too. 594 00:44:50,282 --> 00:44:51,977 Is not. 595 00:46:18,103 --> 00:46:21,698 Listen. I just wanted to apologize for the way I've been acting. 596 00:46:21,806 --> 00:46:23,865 Guess I've been acting very juvenile lately, 597 00:46:23,975 --> 00:46:25,738 and I'm sorry. 598 00:46:25,844 --> 00:46:27,505 Okay? 599 00:46:27,612 --> 00:46:30,979 Well, I guess we might just go steady for a while. 600 00:46:31,082 --> 00:46:32,606 Fantastic! 601 00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:57,167 I love that dress you're wearing. 602 00:47:57,268 --> 00:47:59,202 - It's really beautiful. - Thank you. 603 00:47:59,304 --> 00:48:01,431 Well, where do you plan to take me tonight? 604 00:48:01,539 --> 00:48:05,839 I have this little place that I know. I think you'll enjoy it. 605 00:48:05,944 --> 00:48:09,175 Oh, Lester seems to be in a good mood. 606 00:48:10,382 --> 00:48:12,009 So am I. 607 00:48:14,986 --> 00:48:16,453 Hop in. 608 00:48:20,024 --> 00:48:22,993 Thank you for the corsage. It's truly beautiful. 609 00:48:23,094 --> 00:48:24,789 Oh, glad you like it. 610 00:48:52,924 --> 00:48:55,620 And the Chateaubriand for two. 611 00:48:55,727 --> 00:48:57,957 - Thank you. - Thank you. 612 00:48:58,062 --> 00:49:01,361 And I think I'll have a glass of white wine to go with it. 613 00:49:01,466 --> 00:49:03,127 Madame is perhaps mistaken. 614 00:49:03,234 --> 00:49:05,498 With the red meat we have the red wine. 615 00:49:05,603 --> 00:49:08,504 Excuse me. The lady prefers the white wine. 616 00:49:08,606 --> 00:49:10,904 I'd like you to bring her what she prefers. 617 00:49:11,009 --> 00:49:15,105 Whatever you say, monsieur. You are the boss, no? 618 00:49:23,755 --> 00:49:28,419 For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow 619 00:49:28,526 --> 00:49:31,290 For he's a jolly good fellow 620 00:49:31,396 --> 00:49:33,660 Which nobody can deny 621 00:49:39,804 --> 00:49:42,671 Monsieur wish some dessert? 622 00:49:42,774 --> 00:49:44,366 The Napoleon peut-etre? 623 00:49:44,476 --> 00:49:47,001 The rhum au baba? The mousse au chocolat? 624 00:49:47,111 --> 00:49:49,341 The mousse is very nice for you, madame. 625 00:49:49,447 --> 00:49:52,610 It is, how you say, succulent. 626 00:49:52,717 --> 00:49:54,548 No. Thank you very much. We've had enough. 627 00:49:54,652 --> 00:49:56,483 Monsieur wishes a coffee? 628 00:49:56,588 --> 00:49:58,681 The tea? The espresso? 629 00:49:58,790 --> 00:50:02,191 The cappuccino? The Sanka brand decaffeinated coffee? 630 00:50:02,293 --> 00:50:04,591 The cappuccino is very nice for you, madame. 631 00:50:04,696 --> 00:50:06,493 No, thank you. Really, we've had enough. 632 00:50:06,598 --> 00:50:08,589 Madame wishes the after-dinner liqueur? 633 00:50:08,700 --> 00:50:11,999 The Kahlua, the Sambuca, the Aparet? 634 00:50:12,103 --> 00:50:13,798 I said we've had enough. 635 00:50:13,905 --> 00:50:15,429 Ah, ah, ah. 636 00:50:15,540 --> 00:50:18,475 Monsieur wishes the after-dinner mint. The Frango mint. 637 00:50:18,576 --> 00:50:21,374 The check. May we just have the check please? 638 00:51:03,988 --> 00:51:06,479 Thank you, Lester. 639 00:51:06,591 --> 00:51:09,321 - And thank you for a lovely evening. - You're welcome. 640 00:51:09,427 --> 00:51:13,420 Did you believe that waiter with his funny accent? 641 00:51:13,531 --> 00:51:16,432 Oh, God. I'm so proud of you. 642 00:51:16,534 --> 00:51:19,002 You're a real gentleman, you know? 643 00:51:23,141 --> 00:51:25,041 Miss Mallow... 644 00:51:25,143 --> 00:51:27,008 I love you. 645 00:51:33,318 --> 00:51:34,546 Ouch! 646 00:51:34,652 --> 00:51:36,142 Oh, sorry. 647 00:51:36,254 --> 00:51:38,415 Philly, turn on the lights, will you? 648 00:54:29,494 --> 00:54:32,486 Excuse me, but am I hurting you? 649 00:54:37,869 --> 00:54:39,393 Miss Mallow, are you okay? 650 00:54:39,504 --> 00:54:41,199 Miss Mallow? 651 00:54:41,305 --> 00:54:43,239 Miss Mallow? 652 00:54:43,341 --> 00:54:45,309 Oh, no. 653 00:54:45,409 --> 00:54:47,536 Miss Mallow? 654 00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:53,911 Oh, my God! She's dead! 655 00:55:08,032 --> 00:55:10,091 Philly, what is it? What is it? 656 00:55:11,702 --> 00:55:13,135 - What is it? - I killed-- 657 00:55:13,237 --> 00:55:14,636 - Calm down. - I killed her. 658 00:55:14,739 --> 00:55:18,698 - Philly, what are you saying? - I killed Miss Mallow! 659 00:55:18,810 --> 00:55:20,277 Come on. 660 00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:43,967 She's dead. 661 00:55:50,808 --> 00:55:53,140 I want to know how this happened, Philly. 662 00:55:53,244 --> 00:55:57,442 I want to know what filthy thing you were doing. I want you to tell me. 663 00:55:57,548 --> 00:55:59,539 It must have been her heart. 664 00:55:59,650 --> 00:56:01,675 She said she had a weak heart. 665 00:56:06,224 --> 00:56:08,192 Operator, get me the police. 666 00:56:08,292 --> 00:56:10,351 Don't! 667 00:56:10,461 --> 00:56:12,895 - Please don't tell them I did it! - Hold please. 668 00:56:12,997 --> 00:56:15,864 What do you want me to tell them? That I did it? 669 00:56:15,967 --> 00:56:17,525 Or that she did it herself? 670 00:56:17,635 --> 00:56:19,603 They're not going to believe that, you know. 671 00:56:19,704 --> 00:56:22,104 Don't tell them anything! You don't have to call them! 672 00:56:22,206 --> 00:56:27,041 Please hang up the phone, Lester! I'll do anything! Please just help me! 673 00:56:30,248 --> 00:56:31,738 Very well. 674 00:56:31,849 --> 00:56:35,046 May I suggest we begin by covering her up? 675 00:56:38,189 --> 00:56:42,888 Perhaps we should put her somewhere where it's cool so she doesn't rot too quickly. 676 00:56:50,134 --> 00:56:53,661 What are you gonna do with all this food? Won't it spoil? 677 00:56:53,771 --> 00:56:57,366 Would you rather the food spoil or Miss Mallow spoil? 678 00:57:03,147 --> 00:57:05,479 Well, that should be sufficient. 679 00:57:05,583 --> 00:57:07,881 Let's pop her in, shall we? 680 00:57:10,187 --> 00:57:13,179 On three. One...two...three. 681 00:57:14,358 --> 00:57:16,349 Like a sack of potatoes. 682 00:57:17,862 --> 00:57:20,626 Mash her down. 683 00:57:20,731 --> 00:57:22,995 Those Europeans never did fit in. 684 00:57:24,835 --> 00:57:28,862 We can't just leave her where she is for too long, you know. 685 00:57:28,973 --> 00:57:32,067 Your father will be home in a week or two. 686 00:57:32,176 --> 00:57:36,169 Suppose he takes it into his mind to get some lamb chops from his freezer? 687 00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:39,511 I think your father, from what I know of him, 688 00:57:39,617 --> 00:57:41,915 would be quite disappointed to find Miss Mallow 689 00:57:42,019 --> 00:57:44,920 instead of lamb chops in his freezer, don't you? 690 00:57:45,022 --> 00:57:46,148 That's not necessary. 691 00:57:46,257 --> 00:57:47,815 Perhaps not. 692 00:57:47,925 --> 00:57:51,383 But it is worthy of your consideration, Philly. 693 00:57:51,495 --> 00:57:55,261 Don't you think your father would be more than disappointed 694 00:57:55,366 --> 00:57:59,462 to find Miss Mallow all frozen, rock hard in his freezer 695 00:57:59,570 --> 00:58:01,731 instead of some nice baby lamb chops? 696 00:58:15,319 --> 00:58:17,082 Aren't you gonna help? 697 00:58:17,188 --> 00:58:19,179 It's not my body. 698 00:58:23,361 --> 00:58:25,386 Come on, Lester. Can't you help me? 699 00:58:38,376 --> 00:58:39,934 Boy, this is really hard. 700 00:58:40,044 --> 00:58:43,502 Yes. Well, you've heard the expression "frozen stiff." 701 00:58:43,614 --> 00:58:46,481 This is ridiculous. Philly, let's flip her over. 702 00:58:46,584 --> 00:58:49,075 Here. On the count of three. This way. 703 00:58:49,186 --> 00:58:51,677 One...two...three. 704 00:58:52,723 --> 00:58:53,849 Got it? 705 00:58:53,958 --> 00:58:55,585 - Barely. - Good. 706 00:58:58,729 --> 00:59:00,128 Are you okay? 707 00:59:00,231 --> 00:59:02,597 Yes, actually, I quite enjoyed it, Philly. 708 00:59:02,700 --> 00:59:05,168 I'm having the time of my life. 709 00:59:08,706 --> 00:59:10,503 Okay. 710 00:59:17,782 --> 00:59:19,579 Are you ready? 711 00:59:19,683 --> 00:59:21,275 Good. 712 01:00:18,976 --> 01:00:20,773 Yes, what is it now, Philly? 713 01:00:20,878 --> 01:00:22,903 It's Miss Mallow! She's not there! 714 01:00:23,013 --> 01:00:25,504 She's not in her grave! She's disappeared! 715 01:00:25,616 --> 01:00:27,846 - What are you talking about? - She's not there. 716 01:00:27,952 --> 01:00:29,544 The grave's empty. I saw it. 717 01:00:29,653 --> 01:00:31,120 I'm warning you, Philly. 718 01:00:31,222 --> 01:00:34,658 If this is your idea of some sort of childish prank, 719 01:00:34,758 --> 01:00:37,226 I, for one, am not amused. 720 01:00:37,328 --> 01:00:38,625 But it's not! 721 01:00:38,729 --> 01:00:41,129 I will not deal with this as anything other than a joke. 722 01:00:41,232 --> 01:00:42,756 Ouch! 723 01:00:44,301 --> 01:00:46,166 See what he wants. 724 01:00:47,805 --> 01:00:48,897 Yes? 725 01:00:49,006 --> 01:00:53,306 I found this note for you in your flower garden, Philly. 726 01:00:54,912 --> 01:00:56,470 Let's see it. 727 01:00:59,917 --> 01:01:03,978 "The flower you two buried had to be transplanted." 728 01:01:04,088 --> 01:01:07,546 "Leave $10,000 in the flowerbed tonight, 729 01:01:07,658 --> 01:01:09,819 and it will be returned soon afterwards." 730 01:01:09,927 --> 01:01:13,124 "P.S. I hear the police like flowers too." 731 01:01:14,665 --> 01:01:16,360 The gardener. 732 01:01:16,467 --> 01:01:19,561 You'd be surprised at the number of people 733 01:01:19,670 --> 01:01:23,106 who go poking through the grounds of the wealthy at night, my boy. 734 01:01:23,207 --> 01:01:25,971 So, what's next? 735 01:01:26,076 --> 01:01:29,170 Gosh, Lester, I don't know. 736 01:01:33,050 --> 01:01:36,645 Lester, I just can't think of any other way to get the money. 737 01:01:36,754 --> 01:01:39,018 Neither can I. 738 01:01:39,123 --> 01:01:41,489 Lester, you think we should be doing this? 739 01:01:41,592 --> 01:01:44,584 Well, Philly, do you want Miss Mallow back? 740 01:01:44,695 --> 01:01:49,359 - Of course. - Then open the safe and get the 10,000. 741 01:01:51,202 --> 01:01:54,467 Who knows? Your father may not even notice it's missing. 742 01:01:54,572 --> 01:01:56,597 Fat chance. 743 01:01:59,476 --> 01:02:00,943 Do you mind? 744 01:02:01,045 --> 01:02:02,910 Of course not. 745 01:02:10,020 --> 01:02:14,320 What are we gonna tell my father when he comes home and discovers $10,000 missing? 746 01:02:14,425 --> 01:02:18,794 What are you going to tell him when Miss Mallow's remains turn up at the police station? 747 01:02:30,975 --> 01:02:32,636 Hey, Lester, look at this. 748 01:02:32,743 --> 01:02:35,337 Good work, Philly. 749 01:02:57,034 --> 01:02:58,661 What are you doing here now? 750 01:02:58,769 --> 01:03:00,327 Why aren't you at the hotel? 751 01:03:00,437 --> 01:03:03,099 Because I was sick of staying at that sleazy place. 752 01:03:03,207 --> 01:03:04,902 Nicole, he'll see you. 753 01:03:05,009 --> 01:03:07,773 Well, I don't care. I want him to see me. 754 01:03:07,878 --> 01:03:09,539 What is the matter with you? 755 01:03:09,647 --> 01:03:12,616 What the hell is going on, Nicole? 756 01:03:12,716 --> 01:03:14,843 A belated case of conscience maybe? 757 01:03:14,952 --> 01:03:16,385 Well, that's very sweet. 758 01:03:16,487 --> 01:03:19,081 Look, the old man may not be a prize, 759 01:03:19,189 --> 01:03:21,885 but the kid doesn't deserve to have this done to him. 760 01:03:21,992 --> 01:03:24,392 You've got a crush on a 15-year-old boy. 761 01:03:24,495 --> 01:03:25,553 Oh, shut up. 762 01:03:25,663 --> 01:03:28,530 Tell me... when you slept together, 763 01:03:28,632 --> 01:03:30,532 did he wet the bed? 764 01:03:30,634 --> 01:03:33,728 I'm warning you. If you don't shut up, I'm going straight to-- 765 01:03:33,837 --> 01:03:37,398 What are you gonna do? Tell me what you're gonna do, sweet pants. 766 01:03:37,508 --> 01:03:38,975 All right, I'll tell you. 767 01:03:39,076 --> 01:03:41,772 You're gonna do precisely what I tell you to do. 768 01:03:41,879 --> 01:03:43,403 Right? 769 01:03:43,514 --> 01:03:44,913 Otherwise, 770 01:03:45,015 --> 01:03:47,813 I'll have to tell the immigration people 771 01:03:47,918 --> 01:03:51,285 that you're not only an illegal alien, but a felon. 772 01:03:51,388 --> 01:03:52,855 A felon? 773 01:03:52,956 --> 01:03:54,548 Yes. 774 01:03:55,659 --> 01:03:58,856 Seducing a minor-- that's a criminal offense, 775 01:03:58,962 --> 01:04:01,362 in case you didn't know. 776 01:04:29,893 --> 01:04:31,690 Don't be frightened. 777 01:04:34,598 --> 01:04:36,566 Please don't run away. 778 01:04:45,342 --> 01:04:47,810 I'm sorry, Philly. 779 01:04:55,319 --> 01:04:57,719 You let me think that you were dead-- 780 01:04:57,821 --> 01:04:59,846 that I had killed you. 781 01:04:59,957 --> 01:05:01,481 Why? 782 01:05:01,592 --> 01:05:04,459 Why'd you do it? Was it just for the money? 783 01:05:04,561 --> 01:05:06,085 Lester forced me into this mess. 784 01:05:06,196 --> 01:05:08,687 What'd he do, put a gun to your head? 785 01:05:08,799 --> 01:05:11,825 He threatened to tell immigration that I was working here illegally. 786 01:05:11,935 --> 01:05:14,369 - Big deal. - It was a big deal for me. 787 01:05:14,471 --> 01:05:17,235 I could have been deported. 788 01:05:17,341 --> 01:05:19,809 I had to do it. Don't you see? 789 01:05:19,910 --> 01:05:23,175 You got your money. Why don't you just take it and go away? 790 01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:24,907 I'm on your side, Philly. 791 01:05:26,984 --> 01:05:28,713 I thought you loved me. 792 01:05:28,819 --> 01:05:31,253 I don't trust you anymore. 793 01:05:31,355 --> 01:05:33,516 All right, then I'll go to the police. 794 01:05:36,026 --> 01:05:37,960 No. 795 01:05:38,061 --> 01:05:40,791 Well, what do you want me to do then? 796 01:05:40,898 --> 01:05:42,866 I don't know. 797 01:05:49,573 --> 01:05:52,542 But I don't want you arrested. 798 01:05:52,643 --> 01:05:54,167 Where's my father's $10,000? 799 01:05:54,278 --> 01:05:55,745 Lester has the money. 800 01:05:58,182 --> 01:06:02,016 Well, can you help me try and get it back? 801 01:06:02,119 --> 01:06:04,212 Of course I'll help you, Philly. 802 01:06:04,321 --> 01:06:07,256 Dad's gonna be home day after tomorrow. Gonna have to hurry. 803 01:06:07,357 --> 01:06:10,451 First we have to find a place to hide you. 804 01:06:10,561 --> 01:06:12,893 - Where? - I don't know. 805 01:06:13,964 --> 01:06:17,229 Sherman's potting shed. I used to hide there all the time. 806 01:06:17,334 --> 01:06:20,098 Maybe we'd better hurry to put some pressure on dear Lester. 807 01:06:20,204 --> 01:06:22,764 Yeah. I've got some ideas about that already. 808 01:06:22,873 --> 01:06:24,807 Good. 809 01:06:31,315 --> 01:06:32,907 I missed you, Miss Mallow. 810 01:06:41,258 --> 01:06:43,783 But we came here to ask you a favor. 811 01:06:44,561 --> 01:06:46,529 Anything you need. 812 01:06:46,630 --> 01:06:49,724 We just got blackmailed for $10,000. 813 01:06:51,301 --> 01:06:52,859 Have you talked to the police? 814 01:06:52,970 --> 01:06:54,631 We can't go to the police. 815 01:06:54,738 --> 01:06:58,230 Oh, Mr. Travis, won't you please help us? 816 01:06:58,342 --> 01:07:00,469 You need a policeman, not a tennis instructor. 817 01:07:00,577 --> 01:07:04,445 Exactly. But we need you, not a real cop. 818 01:07:04,548 --> 01:07:06,106 You're joking. Me, a policeman? 819 01:07:06,216 --> 01:07:09,879 This guy is a real bully and he scares easily. 820 01:07:09,987 --> 01:07:12,319 So all you have to do is act like a tough cop. 821 01:07:12,422 --> 01:07:16,256 - But I don't know how to act like a cop. - Just be hard and tough. 822 01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:20,091 And maybe we could watch Dirty Harry on television tonight. 823 01:07:20,197 --> 01:07:22,631 Hi. I'm with the police department. 824 01:07:22,733 --> 01:07:24,132 I'm Detective Jack Travis. 825 01:07:24,234 --> 01:07:26,225 - You Fillmore? - This is the Fillmore residence, 826 01:07:26,336 --> 01:07:29,100 but I am not Mr. Fillmore, if that's what you're asking. 827 01:07:29,206 --> 01:07:31,003 I'd like to ask a few questions. 828 01:07:31,108 --> 01:07:32,507 - No. - Thank you. 829 01:07:35,345 --> 01:07:37,779 Now see here. 830 01:07:37,881 --> 01:07:39,940 You. 831 01:07:40,050 --> 01:07:43,918 I really must object to your barging in here without so much as a-- 832 01:07:44,021 --> 01:07:45,784 - Who are you? - Me? 833 01:07:45,889 --> 01:07:49,256 - I'm the houseman and chauffeur. - Name? 834 01:07:49,359 --> 01:07:51,486 My name? My name is Lester Lewis. 835 01:07:51,595 --> 01:07:54,393 But I really must object, sir. I believe-- 836 01:07:54,498 --> 01:07:56,489 - Yes? - Shut up, Lester. 837 01:07:58,201 --> 01:07:59,862 Now then, Lester. 838 01:07:59,970 --> 01:08:02,029 Is there a Miss Nicole Mallow here? 839 01:08:02,139 --> 01:08:06,098 There is. That is, she used to be here. She's gone. 840 01:08:06,209 --> 01:08:08,439 - Where did she go? - Away. 841 01:08:08,545 --> 01:08:11,105 To Tucson. She quit. 842 01:08:11,214 --> 01:08:13,409 She wasn't happy here I'm afraid. 843 01:08:13,517 --> 01:08:16,611 We received a tip that she has met with foul play. 844 01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:18,187 Foul play? What do you mean? 845 01:08:18,288 --> 01:08:21,314 Homicide. This tip said she was homicided. 846 01:08:21,425 --> 01:08:23,393 Well... 847 01:08:23,493 --> 01:08:25,757 that's absurd. 848 01:08:25,862 --> 01:08:28,353 Miss Mallow is as alive as you or I. 849 01:08:28,465 --> 01:08:31,025 I want to see her room now. 850 01:08:31,134 --> 01:08:33,568 I told you you'd find nothing in Miss Mallow's room. 851 01:08:33,670 --> 01:08:35,797 What is the point of looking through my room? 852 01:08:35,906 --> 01:08:37,373 Harassment. 853 01:08:45,849 --> 01:08:49,046 Gee, Lester, you really do have a very interesting sense of decoration. 854 01:08:49,152 --> 01:08:50,483 Thank you. 855 01:08:50,587 --> 01:08:53,613 Yeah. Real interesting, Lester. 856 01:08:53,724 --> 01:08:56,522 Right out of "Better Homes and Closets. " 857 01:08:58,562 --> 01:09:00,359 This a friend of yours? 858 01:09:00,464 --> 01:09:02,227 Yes. 859 01:09:02,332 --> 01:09:05,233 Cute. Real cute, Lester. 860 01:09:05,335 --> 01:09:07,701 You know, you're a real cutie-pie. 861 01:09:09,072 --> 01:09:11,097 This is particularly cute. 862 01:09:23,253 --> 01:09:25,483 This, I don't even want to know from. 863 01:09:26,923 --> 01:09:28,652 Oh, no. 864 01:09:28,759 --> 01:09:30,158 Pay dirt. 865 01:09:30,260 --> 01:09:31,818 Planning a little trip, Lester? 866 01:09:31,928 --> 01:09:34,260 No, not exactly. 867 01:09:34,364 --> 01:09:36,264 Lovely things you wear. 868 01:09:36,366 --> 01:09:38,561 This must look just divine on you... 869 01:09:38,669 --> 01:09:40,796 if you lose a little weight. 870 01:09:41,905 --> 01:09:43,702 These are Miss Mallow's clothes. 871 01:09:43,807 --> 01:09:47,607 She didn't have room for all of them and she asked that we keep them here 872 01:09:47,711 --> 01:09:50,043 and send them on after she settled in Tucson. 873 01:09:50,147 --> 01:09:51,637 Isn't that right, Philly? 874 01:09:53,116 --> 01:09:55,641 Can I get you something to drink, Officer? 875 01:09:55,752 --> 01:09:58,949 Some tea, a coffee, a beer perhaps? 876 01:09:59,056 --> 01:10:00,853 - Oh, boy. - Oh, no. 877 01:10:00,957 --> 01:10:04,518 Lester, there's more dirty laundry here than I thought. 878 01:10:05,662 --> 01:10:08,392 What is this big red spot here? Is this blood? 879 01:10:08,498 --> 01:10:09,760 Tomato sauce. 880 01:10:09,866 --> 01:10:11,857 - Tomato sauce? - Yes. 881 01:10:11,968 --> 01:10:14,960 Miss Mallow was fond of eating lasagna in bed, 882 01:10:15,072 --> 01:10:17,063 and she frequently spilled it. 883 01:10:17,174 --> 01:10:18,937 Will you hold this? 884 01:10:20,877 --> 01:10:23,869 Lester, I don't believe a word you've told me so far. 885 01:10:23,980 --> 01:10:26,244 And as far as I'm concerned, Miss Mallow was homicided. 886 01:10:26,349 --> 01:10:30,342 And you, my friend, you are the best thing that I have for a perpetrator. 887 01:10:30,454 --> 01:10:33,082 I think I'm gonna take you down. I'm gonna book you. 888 01:10:33,190 --> 01:10:35,988 Give me a couple of hours, I can prove she's still alive. 889 01:10:36,093 --> 01:10:37,253 - You can? - Yes. 890 01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:39,453 How are you gonna do that with her in Tucson? 891 01:10:39,563 --> 01:10:42,361 Gee, Lester, are you sure it was Tucson? 892 01:10:43,467 --> 01:10:45,196 - She's not in Tucson. - She's not? 893 01:10:45,302 --> 01:10:46,428 No. 894 01:10:48,505 --> 01:10:49,972 Oh, boy. 895 01:10:52,809 --> 01:10:54,709 This is gonna be tough. 896 01:10:58,682 --> 01:11:00,081 Where is she? 897 01:11:00,183 --> 01:11:01,582 She's elsewhere. 898 01:11:01,685 --> 01:11:03,084 Where elsewhere? 899 01:11:03,186 --> 01:11:06,451 Well, she's having an abortion. 900 01:11:06,556 --> 01:11:08,854 I didn't want the boy to know. 901 01:11:08,959 --> 01:11:10,483 That's good you did that. 902 01:11:10,594 --> 01:11:12,027 Save that boy any pain. 903 01:11:14,131 --> 01:11:16,122 She'll be back in three hours. 904 01:11:16,233 --> 01:11:17,632 - Three hours? - Mm-hmm. 905 01:11:17,734 --> 01:11:20,601 Good. I'm gonna see you in two hours. 906 01:11:20,704 --> 01:11:22,535 - Two hours? - Yeah. 907 01:11:22,639 --> 01:11:27,269 And you better be able to prove that girl is alive or I'm gonna book you for murder one. 908 01:11:27,377 --> 01:11:29,004 You can't book me for murder. 909 01:11:29,112 --> 01:11:32,206 If you don't have a body, you don't have a case. 910 01:11:32,315 --> 01:11:34,510 Come on, Lester. Up, up, up, up. 911 01:11:34,618 --> 01:11:37,553 Listen. Now don't get any bright ideas about leaving town 912 01:11:37,654 --> 01:11:39,451 - 'cause I'm gonna be watching you. - Okay. 913 01:11:39,556 --> 01:11:42,684 Now, I'm gonna see you in two hours from right now. 914 01:11:42,793 --> 01:11:44,124 - Do you hear me? - Yes. 915 01:11:44,227 --> 01:11:45,353 You hear me? 916 01:11:45,462 --> 01:11:47,020 Yes, I do. 917 01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:52,400 Thank you, Officer. 918 01:11:54,437 --> 01:11:57,929 You know, Lester, I think it's shocking the way that man treats you. 919 01:11:58,041 --> 01:12:00,908 I don't know why you put up with it. 920 01:12:08,919 --> 01:12:10,580 Good afternoon, sir. 921 01:12:10,687 --> 01:12:15,317 I'm looking for the young foreign woman I checked in here the other day. 922 01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:20,158 It's a matter of some urgency. 923 01:12:20,263 --> 01:12:22,561 You don't know where she is now? 924 01:12:22,666 --> 01:12:24,964 If it's the woman that I'm thinking of, 925 01:12:25,068 --> 01:12:27,502 I think I checked her out earlier this morning. 926 01:12:27,604 --> 01:12:30,903 Checked her out? Did she mention where she was going? 927 01:12:31,741 --> 01:12:34,539 Walter, will you get that cat out of the lobby? 928 01:12:34,644 --> 01:12:37,841 Listen my friend. 929 01:12:37,948 --> 01:12:42,885 Are you quite certain you don't recall her mentioning where she might be headed? 930 01:12:47,123 --> 01:12:48,715 Well, now that you mention it, 931 01:12:48,825 --> 01:12:52,352 I believe she said something about going to Tucson. 932 01:13:14,784 --> 01:13:17,548 It worked. Travis scared Lester. He's looking all over for you. 933 01:13:17,654 --> 01:13:20,885 You don't know him. He'll pick up the money and run. 934 01:13:20,991 --> 01:13:23,551 Sherman, can we borrow a car? It's an emergency. 935 01:13:25,629 --> 01:13:27,153 Sure, come on. 936 01:13:27,264 --> 01:13:29,664 If we catch him now, I'm sure he'll have the money with him. 937 01:13:29,766 --> 01:13:32,200 - Get in. - Philly, I can't drive. 938 01:13:32,302 --> 01:13:34,702 - Neither can I. Can you? - Sure. Get in. 939 01:13:39,976 --> 01:13:42,171 Come on, Sherman. Move it. 940 01:13:46,650 --> 01:13:49,210 I can't help it! I don't know how to drive. 941 01:13:49,319 --> 01:13:51,287 Why didn't you tell us before? 942 01:13:53,690 --> 01:13:56,818 - Get off the sidewalk! - I'm trying! 943 01:14:23,753 --> 01:14:25,778 Oh! Watch out! 944 01:14:25,889 --> 01:14:27,618 Watch out! Don't hit that car! 945 01:14:27,724 --> 01:14:29,123 I'm trying not to! 946 01:14:29,225 --> 01:14:30,920 Watch out, there's a cop! 947 01:14:59,823 --> 01:15:01,814 You just missed that-- 948 01:15:01,925 --> 01:15:03,552 You're insane. You know that? 949 01:15:03,660 --> 01:15:06,185 - Don't hit him, will you? - I'm trying not to! 950 01:15:22,345 --> 01:15:25,473 Please, Mr. Green, it's terribly terribly important. 951 01:15:25,582 --> 01:15:27,277 Please, yes, please. 952 01:15:33,590 --> 01:15:36,525 Yes, thank you! Yes! 953 01:15:44,100 --> 01:15:45,567 Please, Mr. Green. 954 01:15:45,668 --> 01:15:47,067 Are you ready, Lester? 955 01:15:47,170 --> 01:15:49,161 Yes, I'm ready! 956 01:15:58,748 --> 01:16:01,273 I'm ready, Mr. Green! 957 01:16:18,868 --> 01:16:21,029 Mr. Green, we need your help. 958 01:16:29,379 --> 01:16:30,778 I don't believe it. 959 01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,576 You want a chase, you sicko? I'll give you a chase. 960 01:16:41,658 --> 01:16:44,058 Get out of the way, you little shit! 961 01:17:27,303 --> 01:17:29,032 Excuse me. 962 01:17:29,139 --> 01:17:31,004 Huh? 963 01:17:31,107 --> 01:17:33,098 Lester, over here. 964 01:17:35,545 --> 01:17:36,842 Good day, sir. 965 01:17:38,581 --> 01:17:40,446 Thanks a lot, Mr. Green. 966 01:17:40,550 --> 01:17:41,847 I've been waiting 20 minutes. 967 01:17:41,951 --> 01:17:43,646 Sorry, sir. It's been a difficult day. 968 01:17:43,753 --> 01:17:46,722 And where's your tie? I always want you to wear a tie. 969 01:17:46,823 --> 01:17:47,949 I'm sorry. 970 01:17:48,057 --> 01:17:50,491 Lester! Oh, hi, Dad. 971 01:17:50,593 --> 01:17:54,188 Hello, son. It was nice of you to come out and meet me. 972 01:17:54,297 --> 01:17:57,027 Lester, you take this and the baggage is in the baggage area. 973 01:17:57,133 --> 01:17:59,226 - I'll get that, sir. - Lester, let me help you. 974 01:17:59,335 --> 01:18:01,235 - I can get that. - No, I insist. 975 01:18:05,775 --> 01:18:08,369 - Really, I insist. - No, it's my job. 976 01:18:08,478 --> 01:18:10,639 I'll be right back, sir. Philly, please, please. 977 01:18:10,747 --> 01:18:13,807 Oh, Lester! Where are you going? 978 01:18:13,917 --> 01:18:17,216 Well, I was late picking up my employer, Mr. Fillmore. 979 01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:22,849 May I present Detective Travis, my employer, Mr. Fillmore. 980 01:18:22,959 --> 01:18:24,551 - You're Fillmore? - That's right. 981 01:18:24,661 --> 01:18:26,458 Hold on, Lester. Don't go away. 982 01:18:26,563 --> 01:18:31,694 By the way, Travis, I would also like to present Miss Nicole Mallow. 983 01:18:31,801 --> 01:18:34,031 Nice to see you again, Jack. 984 01:18:34,137 --> 01:18:36,537 Oh, Nicole and I are old friends. 985 01:18:36,639 --> 01:18:37,970 - And you're Fillmore? - Yes. 986 01:18:38,074 --> 01:18:39,701 - The father? - That's right. 987 01:18:39,809 --> 01:18:43,438 - I want to know what's going on here. - So do I. 988 01:18:46,049 --> 01:18:49,041 Well, it seems it's a mystery to all of us. 989 01:18:49,152 --> 01:18:50,619 Shall we be going, sir? 990 01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:54,178 Oh, you get the rest of the baggage and I'll take this one. 991 01:18:54,290 --> 01:18:56,258 Very well, sir. 992 01:19:02,432 --> 01:19:04,696 Excuse me. 993 01:19:22,885 --> 01:19:25,285 Well, you've certainly changed a lot lately. 994 01:19:25,388 --> 01:19:28,186 I know, but most of the credit belongs to you. 995 01:19:28,291 --> 01:19:29,815 Thank you. 996 01:19:31,728 --> 01:19:33,787 And Lester too, of course. 997 01:19:35,565 --> 01:19:37,624 Philly, I'm going to miss you. 998 01:19:37,734 --> 01:19:39,201 What do you mean? 999 01:19:39,302 --> 01:19:42,533 Well, I mean I think that it's time for me to leave. 1000 01:19:42,639 --> 01:19:44,038 Why? 1001 01:19:44,140 --> 01:19:46,734 Well, for one thing, we'll never be able to keep 1002 01:19:46,843 --> 01:19:49,539 our affair a secret from your father. 1003 01:19:49,646 --> 01:19:53,207 And the moment he found out, he'd fire me immediately. 1004 01:19:54,584 --> 01:19:57,781 I guess you're right. But I don't want you to leave. 1005 01:19:57,887 --> 01:19:59,411 I'll miss you. 1006 01:19:59,522 --> 01:20:01,012 We'll always keep in touch. 1007 01:20:01,124 --> 01:20:04,116 Anyway, you're ready to be on your own now. 1008 01:20:08,665 --> 01:20:10,758 Where are you gonna go? 1009 01:20:10,867 --> 01:20:12,664 I don't know. 1010 01:20:12,769 --> 01:20:15,135 I let you know where I am. 1011 01:20:15,238 --> 01:20:17,468 If you're gonna get a new job, you're gonna have to have 1012 01:20:17,573 --> 01:20:20,098 a letter of reference from my father. 1013 01:20:20,209 --> 01:20:23,201 Well, your father might not think I've been working long enough. 1014 01:20:23,313 --> 01:20:25,372 I didn't mean for him to write it. 1015 01:20:25,481 --> 01:20:28,814 But I know what he'd say if he knew you as well as I do. 1016 01:20:28,918 --> 01:20:32,149 "She was passionate about her household duties." 1017 01:20:33,189 --> 01:20:35,350 "And she kept things well in hand." 1018 01:20:35,458 --> 01:20:38,859 "She gave everything she had to her employer." 1019 01:23:31,167 --> 01:23:32,896 Thank you, Lester. 1020 01:23:33,002 --> 01:23:35,300 Lester, I'll see you at 3:00 then? 1021 01:23:36,539 --> 01:23:37,938 - Hi, Jan. - Hi. 1022 01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:40,338 - Hey, do you have Mr. Marks for Civics? - Uh-huh. 1023 01:23:40,443 --> 01:23:42,240 Great, I'll see you there. 1024 01:23:44,614 --> 01:23:46,605 I'll see you sixth period. 1025 01:23:51,854 --> 01:23:53,583 Oh, Miss Phipps. 1026 01:23:53,689 --> 01:23:55,088 Hello there. 1027 01:23:55,191 --> 01:23:56,624 I'm sorry, I don't-- 1028 01:23:58,227 --> 01:24:00,252 Philly. I didn't recognize you. 1029 01:24:00,363 --> 01:24:02,354 You've changed so much since last June. 1030 01:24:02,465 --> 01:24:05,957 I know, and I'd like to thank you for the advice you gave me. 1031 01:24:06,068 --> 01:24:07,660 What was that? 1032 01:24:07,770 --> 01:24:10,204 To find girls whose age is more appropriate for me. 1033 01:24:10,306 --> 01:24:12,206 Oh, right. How did it go? 1034 01:24:12,308 --> 01:24:14,003 Oh, it went very well. 1035 01:24:14,110 --> 01:24:16,738 I'd like to talk to you about it in detail. 1036 01:24:16,846 --> 01:24:18,336 Great, I'd love to. 1037 01:24:18,447 --> 01:24:20,210 Excellent. 1038 01:24:20,316 --> 01:24:22,284 Can we discuss it over dinner tonight? 1039 01:24:28,190 --> 01:24:30,715 Why don't I have my chauffeur pick you up at 8:00 then? 74811

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