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He's still not answering his phone.

Miles.

Text me as soon as his
car pulls into the lot,

key the elevator to run as an express.

- Miles!
- Thanks, Julius.

Has anybody seen Frank?

Miles.

You promised me an assistant today.

I'm breaking a huge story,

and I need help.

I've got bigger fish to fry.

We're on in two minutes,
and no sign of Frank!

I have a major whistle-blower

about to blow his whistle on our show,

and I need someone on my desk!

Here's a little newsflash
for you, Murphy.

The head of HR hates you.

She doesn't hate me.

She calls you "Eva Brown."

You go through assistants faster
than dairy goes through me.

Corky. You're gonna
take Frank's lead-in.

This is so not like Frank.
He's never late.

Places, people. We're
going on without Frank.

Frank! I left you six messages!

Where the hell have you been?

And I left you six messages.

Long story... Mugger, old
lady, he's in custody.

Thank God I was there.

You spent the night with a
woman, didn't you, Frank?

- Who told you?
- Nobody.

You're wearing the same
clothes as yesterday.

I recognize the hummus
stain on your tie.

Going live, people!

Boy, Frank, you'd think
things would be slowing down

in the old testosterone plant by now.

I'm Italian. It's the
last part of us to go.

And it's none of your business.

All I'll say is, it was
a fantastic night.

Really special.

Stop smiling, Frank. Focus, people!

- You might as well tell me who it is...
- Five, four...

- and spare yourself the aggravation...
- three, two...

of my wheedling and digging...

Hello, and welcome to
"Murphy in the Morning,"

with my co-anchors,

Corky Sherwood and Frank Fontana.

What do you say we just jump right in?

While the President is determined

to build a border wall, he's
ignoring real invaders.

We're talking about deadly viruses

that threaten our health.

There has been a resurgence

of dengue fever and yellow fever,

which are spread by mosquitoes

and can cause bleeding,
kidney damage... ahem...

And... liver failure,

leading to an extremely painful death.

Well, we're going to
take a quick break here,

and when we come back,

Frank is going to interview

first responder Michael Gray...

Who will tell us how he
survived the delirium,

bleeding, and diarrhea...

of dengue fever.

So, that's our show for today.

We'll see you right back
here tomorrow morning.

Have a good one.

And we're clear.

All right, you grinning idiot,
who's this mystery woman?

It's not good to keep secrets, Frank.

My neighbor growing up, Walter Bodine,

thought he was good at keeping secrets.

He wasn't.

You can't hide your wife's
body parts in a hayloft...

and not expect barn cats
to play with her femur.

People, enough about
Frank and this woman.

Murphy has a massive
story in the works,

and the clock is ticking.

It's a major new development.

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!

- I've finally gotten...
- Shh!

- I finally got...
- Mm!

I finally got my whistle-blower

to agree to appear on the show.

His name is Hector Gomez,

and it's a name that
will go down in history.

You're going to bring
Addison Pharmaceuticals

- to its knees!
- They have it coming.

Flooding the market
with a synthetic opioid

and raking in billions.

And Hector Gomez has the e-mails

and voice messages to prove it.

We fly Hector in tonight.

We have him on the air in the morning.

Hold on. Legal still has
to do a major vetting.

I've done my own immaculate vetting.

We have to move quickly on this,
or somebody else is going to.

Well, that should do it.

Found these in the paper tray.

They look pretty important.

They're mine.

This is what I'm talking about!

We can't risk this leaking out.

Let me talk to legal,

see how fast they can
give us the all clear.

In the meantime, not a
word of this to anybody.

- Here comes Pat.
- Back. Back.

Don't say anything to him either.

He's new here.

Once he's earned our trust, he's in.

Hi there.

Whatcha all talkin' about?

- Oh. Whatever.
- Nothing much.

I bet it's about the
big drug story, huh?

How do you know about that?!

Sometimes, just to
keep my skills sharp,

I hack into your computers.

Frank, you have a lot less money

in your Bank of America account
than I would have expected.

Don't worry. I stepped up
security on all your e-mails,

so you're safe.

Welcome aboard, Pat,

and enter into the circle of trust.

Cool.

Also, I come bearing gifts.

Murphy, I looked into your
record with assistants, and...

Did you know that some of
them formed a support group

and at the end of every session,

they pummel a Murphy Brown
piñata with broomsticks?

Anyway, I developed an algorithm

that uses non-binary criteria
and advanced analytics

to find you the perfect assistant.

I never know what this kid is saying.

All you need to know

is that I found you the
perfect assistant.

She is tireless, speaks many languages,

has worldwide connections,

and you never have to tell
her the same thing twice.

Meet... VAL.

It's a Thermos.

No, VAL.

It stands for Voice-Activated...

Little...

I don't actually know
what the "L" stands for.

Anyway, this is not your basic,

off-the-shelf artificial intelligence.

This is a next-generation,
cutting-edge piece of tech

not even on the market yet.

Watch this.

VAL, how many times
during his administration

has Trump lied?

President Trump has made false

or misleading statements 5,247 times.

Correction... 5,248.

Correction...

Apologies. He is currently at a rally.

You hear that? Next generation.

A.I. monitoring in real time!

Ah. This could be the beginning
of a beautiful friendship.

Murphy, put the toy down.

We can't lose our focus
on this opioid story.

One slip of the tongue on Hector Gomez,

and we send this exclusive

into the waiting arms
of the Wolf Network.

Meeting adjourned.

Hey, speak English, Pedro!
You're in America now.

Thank you, sir, but I'm
quite aware I'm in America.

Washington, D.C., to be exact.

Founded in the Compromise of
1790 by Alexander Hamilton,

James Madison and Thomas Jefferson,

since made famous in the song
"The Room Where It Happens",

from the 2016 Tony Award-winning
musical "Hamilton".

I can sing it for you if you'd like.

You think that's funny?

One call, and I could
have you deported.

It's time to take America back.

My America.

Hey, pal, when you're in this bar,

you're in my America.

And if you can't behave yourself,

I'll deport your ass
right out that door.

I'm finding another bar.

It's too brown in here.

What did I do to him?

Okay, Frank, I-I just want to know

why you're not gonna give me the name

of this woman you're
so infatuated with.

It's not an infatuation.
It's the real deal.

And I'm not telling you who she is

because with all the women in
my past, you want to meet them,

and when you meet them, you scare them,

and when they're scared,
they ask me to choose,

and when I choose, I choose you,

and, oh, my God, you're my mother.

Hey, guys. Hey, Mom.

- Oh, hey.
- Hey.

So, listen to this.

Something interesting happened
at Wolf this morning.

I was doing my show from a
supermarket in Alexandria,

and we were talking about
the high cost of food

when my producer tells me to be ready

to extend my show into the 9:00 a.m.
hour.

That's Christy Shepherd's show.

Seems she was late to the set.

Finally showed up...

In the exact same outfit as yesterday.

- I knew you were hiding something.
- You slept with Christy Shepherd.

How did you get there so fast?

Why'd you do it, Frank?

Was Ann Coulter busy shedding
her skin last night?

Wow! You slept with Christy Shepherd?

What was that like?

I'm guessing a lot of instruction.

Now I'm getting a
terrible mind picture...

Rumpled sheets, a wet towel,

last night's room service
rotting in the corner,

fruit flies hatching out
of the strawberry plate...

Well, just stop it.

As I was saying, yes,
she's a conservative,

but it's not like her
views are extreme.

And when did we start
living in a country

where people are judged because
of different viewpoints?

Where have you been the last 500 days?

Return her, Frank. Return her
to the Wolf Network now.

If she gets wind of our
monster story, it's all over.

And I'll get "the call."

Forcing me onto a scary
flight to headquarters,

where I'll get yelled at
by our board of directors.

Seven cossacks in Hugo Boss suits.

Um... what monster story?

Ooooh, something's up.

What is it? Come on. You can tell me.

No. There's no monster story.

Miles is exaggerating.

Don't you have homework to do?

Well, I could just get up and leave,

but I have got a lot
of my mother in me,

so I'm just gonna sit right
here and watch you all twist.

Well, okay, I mean, there's no point

in trying to hide it from him.

We had an anonymous source
who sent us something.

It's a tape.

A tape that a lot of people
think actually exists.

The pee tape?!

- Keep it to yourself.
- Shh! Shh!

- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Shh! Shh!

- Shh!
- Oh, my God! Have you seen it?

- Have you seen it?
- Shut...

Where is it?

It's hidden away, safe and sound,

where even you, my little
bloodhound, couldn't find it.

Oh, I could find it.

I mean, if I wanted to,
I-I-I could find it.

And you know what? I
just I just remembered.

I've got an appointment with my editor.

But way to go, guys. Congrats!

Remember, mum's the word!

Uh, oh, yeah, yeah.

Well played, Murphy.

Well, I've been lying to
him since he was born.

I know what I'm doing.

Uh, Frank, I'm not finished
with this Christy thing.

Let's go.

So, you're getting serious with a woman

who's the exact opposite of you,

because of, I'm guessing at your age,

three glorious minutes?

It was 16.

I checked my Fitbit.

16 minutes?

Frank, we're not
counting the drive over.

Would you just stop it? Please.

All right, look, I've been
seeing Christy for a while now.

But last night was our
first night together.

And I'm telling you, it was magical.

It's like she gets me
on so many levels.

Maybe it was because of how we met...

Actually 15 years ago.

I'm your best friend.
Why don't I know this?

Christy and I were both in Fallujah,

covering the Marine offensive
on the insurgency.

A bunch of us reporters,
we were under fire.

And, uh, you know how things are
in a situation like that...

You get close to people really fast.

And then it was over.

Everybody made a break for
it, and that was that.

But, Frank, you must have been watching

as her star rose and
she landed on Wolf.

Yeah. But I didn't have
the guts to reach out.

Maybe I just wasn't ready yet.

But a few weeks ago, I bumped into her

at a conference on the environment.

What was she doing there...
clubbing seals?

After we finished arguing

about the pros and cons of regulations,

we went off and got a drink,

and it was like no time had passed.

I wasn't about to let
that slip away again.

God, Frank, with my big
story about to come out,

the timing just couldn't be worse.

I-I mean, when it comes to women,

you tend to lose touch with
the part of your brain

that controls speech and judgment.

You know, while we're on the subject,

I'm not the only one with
a Wolf anchor in my life.

Are you talking about Avery?

My son?

Your godson?

He is not the enemy, Frank.

No, but he's not Switzerland, either.

I mean, I've seen the way
you do your stories.

You've got notes all over your desk,

on the front seat of your
car, your living-room floor.

How easy would it be for Avery

to just find something lying around?

You have just crossed the line, Frank.

So, that's our show for today.

And, remember, election
day is approaching.

So whether you're
Democrat, Independent,

or one of the three
Republicans who watch us,

make sure your voice is heard.

And we're out. Good show, everyone.

By the way, how was I?

"You were great, Julius. Thank you."

See how easy that was?

Guys. Big news.

I just got word from legal.

They put a full team on the drug story.

Murphy, we are cleared.

We are breaking this story
live tomorrow morning.

- Oh, my God.
- Yes!

So get your whistle-blower on
the next available flight.

That's not gonna be necessary.

What? No!

Christy Shepherd scooped us?!

VAL, turn up the sound.

Here's a playlist from
the musical group

Turn Up the Sound.

No. Turn up!

The turnip is a root vegetable

commonly grown in temperate climates.

I have it handled.

You're hopeless.

and yet Addison Pharmaceutical

knowingly flooded the market
with highly addictive opioids

with the sole intention
of hooking patients.

How do we know this?

Because one brave man, Mr.
Hector Gomez,

came forward with confidential
e-mails and voice recordings

- that paint a devastating picture...
- Hector, you Judas!

of corporate greed and corruption.

What did they bribe you with?!

I took you to Black Angus 11 times!

When did...

I know every whisper in this town

ends up on the Op-Ed page
of The New York Times.

But how did this happen to us?!

How do you think?

Someone leaked it to the Wolf Network!

What are you looking at me for?!

Because you slept with that she-Wolf!

You know what? She
lives with a he-Wolf!

Well, it wasn't Avery or I.

I locked my files in my office.

And I changed the
password on my laptop.

Now I can't even remember it!

Hold on. Let's not snipe at each other.

Yes, this is very painful.

But we have to move on.

Oh, we'll move on.

But let me tell you people something.

This is not your mother's
news business anymore.

This is cable.

It's rough out there.

We have to plug that leak.

You're all on notice.

I'm watching you.

Welcome to Trump International Hotel,

where we always aim to... be best.

Free Wi-Fi, no cyberbullying.

- I scooped you.
- Don't kill me.

Christy. What the hell?
That was my team's story.

I'm sorry, but it fell into my lap,

and I had to go with it.

Am I allowed to sit down?

Well, you invited me here, and
I showed up, so I guess so.

And of all the places to meet...
the Trump Hotel?

The Wolf Network gets
a 60% discount here.

Of course it does.

I'm glad you came.

Christy, I need to ask you something.

Did I tip you off to our story?

Maybe say something in my sleep?

I've been known to do that.

Damn.

You figured out my plan.

Sit in bed with a pad and a pencil

and wait till story gold
pours out of your mouth.

Come on. We're in a relationship.

You think I would use
you to steal a story?

You hesitated.

Really? Would you use me?

This is complicated.

That's not the answer
I was looking for.

If this is gonna work out between us,

there has to be some trust.

So, where do we go from here?

Nobody has ever looked
at me the way you do.

Kind of the way Pence looks at Trump.

- I booked a room here.
- You did?

Luxury suite, chocolates and champagne,

Pratesi sheets...

Wow. That sounds fantastic.

And I'll tell you all about
it the next time I see you.

Once you've worked out your issues.

And, no, you're not the leaker.

- Looking for something?
- Oh!

For Godssakes!

You know, you've been sneaking
up on me since I was a kid.

I should tie a bell around your neck.

You've been looking for
this pee tape for two days.

And now you're reduced to
digging up the garden.

Yes, yes, I am.

Because you have a history
of hiding things out there.

I do not.

Then what is this?

How could you tell a 5-year-old

that Barney went out for a walk

and never came back?!

I couldn't stand his grating
voice singing anymore

about how to tie your shoe.

I tried to set him on fire,
but he wouldn't burn.

Stupid child-safety laws.

By the way, I-I don't have that tape.

The only tape I have
is a tape that I made

when you were 2 years old

and you used the potty for the
first time like a big boy.

Oh, God, I got to get my own place.

And, Avery, uh, there's something

that I have to ask you.

Um, I had a... a big story

that was supposed to break today,

and it was scooped by your network.

Did you possibly inadvertently

find some of my notes lying around

and accidentally give
them to someone at Wolf?

You can't be serious.

Do you honestly believe that
I would steal your story

and hand it to someone else?

- Well, I...
- Something that big I'd cover myself.

Yeah. That's my boy.

Listen, all right?

For however long we
are living together,

obviously we've got to
set some ground rules.

When we're at work, we
go at it full throttle.

But once we come home,
we leave it at the door.

Because I love you

and you love me.

We're a happy family.

Come on. We can do this.

We can come up with a story

just as powerful as the one we lost.

We're all professionals...

able to rebound and go
back on the attack.

Like a king cobra.

Wshhhh!

Look, it's really hard to put
something hot on the table

when we still haven't
nailed the leaker.

Yeah, Frank.

I told you... It wasn't me!

You know what? I-It's
probably my fault.

That story was my responsibility.

And in my push to get it on the air,

I probably let some information slip.

And I'm sorry.

And I'm sorry I suspected Avery.

Sometimes, when the
stakes are this high,

you... you just get a little crazy.

Okay, stop.

I have a confession to make.

I'm the leaker, okay?

What do you mean?

I lost my phone the other day.

It was practically a
roadmap to the story.

Somebody must've used it against us.

That's the real reason that
I didn't get your calls

when you were late the
other day, Frank.

It was me.

Miles, I reprogrammed
your car's voice command,

even though it's not my job.

No more German.

Also...

found this under your seat.

My phone!

It wasn't me.

- I love you, Pat!
- Boundaries, Miles.

This is so frustrating.

Whoever it was got away scot-free

and is probably gonna hit us again.

We are gonna find this leaker

if it's the last thing we do.

Come on. Let's go to Phil's.

Lunch is on me.

VAL, send the transcript of my meeting

with my secret source at the
Ethics Committee to legal.

And while you're at it,
find the leaker...

That wolf in sheep's clothing.

Conversation recorded.

Sending transcript of meeting to Wolf

with a list of cheap clothing.

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