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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:01,339 I'm Kathryn McSorely-Jodell; 2 00:00:01,340 --> 00:00:03,300 my husband, Walt Jodell, and I are checking in. 3 00:00:03,380 --> 00:00:06,969 I'm Harry. I'm the propri... I run the place. 4 00:00:06,970 --> 00:00:08,180 _ 5 00:00:08,190 --> 00:00:09,446 Hey! 6 00:00:09,470 --> 00:00:11,130 - Happy Birthday, Walter. - Cheers! 7 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,236 Margaret and Miguel aren't coming. 8 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:15,220 What? No. Since when? 9 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:17,510 - What was that?! - It's Miguel! 10 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:18,530 That's not Margaret. 11 00:00:18,550 --> 00:00:21,430 - I'm Jandice. Hi, you guys! - Hi. 12 00:00:23,170 --> 00:00:24,800 Your friends are so funny. 13 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:26,460 What is happening, here? 14 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:27,800 Wow, this is gonna be so fun. 15 00:00:28,630 --> 00:00:30,220 You know what, it might not be fun. 16 00:00:30,470 --> 00:00:32,130 It might not be fun at all. 17 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:05,860 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 18 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,800 Hut! 19 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:15,050 - Sol! - Ow! 20 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:16,860 I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! 21 00:01:23,470 --> 00:01:26,800 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 22 00:01:30,380 --> 00:01:31,840 Yes! Yes! Yes! 23 00:01:31,930 --> 00:01:33,470 And ready? Go! 24 00:01:33,550 --> 00:01:36,130 Yay! 25 00:01:36,220 --> 00:01:37,750 Okay, stop doing that. Ready? Go. 26 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,430 Yay! 27 00:01:39,510 --> 00:01:40,760 Hike! 28 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,360 One, one thousand. Two, one thousand. 29 00:01:42,430 --> 00:01:44,130 Three, one thousand. Four, one thousand. 30 00:01:44,220 --> 00:01:45,630 Ah! 31 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:46,970 Oh! 32 00:01:47,050 --> 00:01:49,300 Orvis! 33 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,040 - Oof! - You all right, kid? 34 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:53,120 - Oh, my baby! - I'm fine. 35 00:01:53,150 --> 00:01:54,730 How old are you? What day is it? 36 00:01:54,870 --> 00:01:57,950 - What color is Mommy's hair? - It changes all the time. 37 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,740 Oh, he's agitated. Do not move. 38 00:01:59,830 --> 00:02:01,780 Lie down. You could have a concussion. 39 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:03,870 Do you understand? Don't move your head. 40 00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:05,110 I'm really sorry. 41 00:02:05,140 --> 00:02:07,500 I play rugby in a semiprofessional league, 42 00:02:07,530 --> 00:02:09,440 and the instincts just sort of took over. 43 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,610 I-I just don't get it. He wasn't even playing. 44 00:02:11,690 --> 00:02:13,400 What's the helmet for? 45 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,440 - He's fine. - Is he? 46 00:02:15,530 --> 00:02:17,820 Yeah. I mean, he's smiling. 47 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:19,300 He doesn't have any bruises. 48 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,836 What do you say we get back in the game? 49 00:02:20,860 --> 00:02:22,400 Please just walk away from me. 50 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,650 I'm gonna choose not to take this personally 51 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:27,640 - right now. - Hey, you shouldn't, baby. 52 00:02:27,660 --> 00:02:29,700 - This is not about you. - It's not about you. 53 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,270 - It's because of you. - Hey. 54 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,900 - I got him. - Y'all sure are a weak lot. 55 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:35,520 You're lucky me and my beautiful wife 56 00:02:35,540 --> 00:02:37,610 didn't take one of our famous three-day hikes. 57 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:39,630 - I don't like to walk fast. - So Harry says 58 00:02:39,650 --> 00:02:41,299 the nearest hospital is 30 minutes away. 59 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:42,460 But I'm happy to drive you. 60 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:44,440 Well, by that, I mean Nan's happy to drive you 61 00:02:44,530 --> 00:02:45,860 'cause I don't have a license. 62 00:02:45,940 --> 00:02:47,150 I'm a drinker. 63 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:01,900 Orvis! 64 00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:04,180 Orvis, come on. 65 00:03:04,860 --> 00:03:06,480 Come here. 66 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,610 For the love of God, someone help me! 67 00:03:18,690 --> 00:03:20,120 My son is injured! 68 00:03:21,150 --> 00:03:22,650 - Where is everyone? - Hello? 69 00:03:22,730 --> 00:03:24,650 - Help! - Jimmy! 70 00:03:24,730 --> 00:03:25,980 Hey, Harry. 71 00:03:26,070 --> 00:03:27,860 What's up? 72 00:03:27,940 --> 00:03:30,020 We need to see a doctor. 73 00:03:31,070 --> 00:03:32,650 Oh, man, I just feel so bad 74 00:03:32,730 --> 00:03:34,690 that I ruined her whole plan. 75 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,190 No, it's okay, baby. 76 00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:38,820 It's just, it's tough to watch Walt 77 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:40,439 get knocked around like that all day. 78 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,030 He's such a good guy, you know? 79 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,620 Hey, hey, hey. Come on, guys, come on. 80 00:03:43,650 --> 00:03:45,270 Kathryn's not that bad. 81 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,150 She's tough, she's bitter, 82 00:03:47,230 --> 00:03:49,780 she's hot with rage, but she's not bad. 83 00:03:49,860 --> 00:03:51,800 She loves intensely. 84 00:03:51,820 --> 00:03:53,440 Isn't that something to admire? 85 00:03:53,530 --> 00:03:55,360 And she's very, very loyal. 86 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,150 Oh, isn't that where we passed that cute town? 87 00:03:58,230 --> 00:04:00,030 That town was so cute. 88 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:01,690 Do you think they call it Cute City? 89 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:03,030 Yeah, and it had 90 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:04,740 that cute bar. 91 00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:07,440 How fun would it be to go to that cute bar, you guys? 92 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:08,706 - Yeah. - Oh, man, that would be 93 00:04:08,730 --> 00:04:10,150 - pretty cute. - Are you saying 94 00:04:10,230 --> 00:04:11,600 you don't want to go to the hospital? 95 00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:14,570 I mean, it's not like we're gonna be of any use at the ER. 96 00:04:14,650 --> 00:04:16,400 I always get kicked out of those places 97 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,140 - when I try to heal. - Yeah, yeah. 98 00:04:18,150 --> 00:04:20,660 Hey, hey, you know what? The best thing that we can do 99 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,650 right now is to be as relaxed 100 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:25,610 and refreshed as possible for when they return. 101 00:04:25,690 --> 00:04:26,730 Right, hon? 102 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:28,060 Honestly, I just need a drink. 103 00:04:28,110 --> 00:04:29,940 Whatever's gonna get me out of this car. 104 00:04:29,950 --> 00:04:31,900 All right, new plan! Yes! 105 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,320 - Whoo-hoo! - All right! Yeah! 106 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,140 It's not a laser, is it? 107 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,800 His reflexes are all good. Sight's clear. 108 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:44,110 I honestly think he just took a tumble. 109 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:45,980 But he's a tough guy. Aren't you, Orvis? 110 00:04:46,070 --> 00:04:48,080 Don't agree if you don't agree. 111 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,900 No, you're not, Orvis. 112 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:52,270 No, he's not... he's not tough. 113 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,110 Are you sure? Is there... 114 00:04:54,190 --> 00:04:55,660 is there any kind of MRI? 115 00:04:55,690 --> 00:04:58,650 Well, he's not complaining of any specific injury. 116 00:04:58,730 --> 00:05:01,680 I meant a full-body scan. 117 00:05:01,780 --> 00:05:03,530 I don't even know what that would mean. 118 00:05:03,610 --> 00:05:06,540 I think, uh, what the lovely Dr. Chang 119 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:09,400 is saying is that, uh, Orvis is fine, right? 120 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:10,610 You know, it's been scary, 121 00:05:10,690 --> 00:05:12,940 but he's really and truly fine, so... 122 00:05:13,030 --> 00:05:14,780 Have we got any sense of what's happening 123 00:05:14,860 --> 00:05:16,620 with his internal organs? 124 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:18,550 I think if there were any kind of rupture, 125 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,360 he would be expressing more pain when I palpate him. 126 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:24,110 Should I be continuing to home palpate? 127 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:26,110 I mean, I can't legally... 128 00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:28,860 - Tell you not to. - That tickles. 129 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,300 Last question: how should I be continuing 130 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,360 to monitor him over this next period of time? 131 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:36,020 I think if you see any signs of concussions 132 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:39,030 or he stops saying, "I'm fine," repeatedly. 133 00:05:39,070 --> 00:05:41,480 But he really is fine. 134 00:05:41,570 --> 00:05:43,480 Well, thank you so much. 135 00:05:43,570 --> 00:05:45,150 And... and you, too, Jimmy. 136 00:05:45,230 --> 00:05:47,030 Appreciate it. 137 00:05:47,110 --> 00:05:49,400 Well, I think that Dr. Chang 138 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,530 is a real sweetie. 139 00:05:51,610 --> 00:05:53,110 You know who isn't sweet? 140 00:05:53,190 --> 00:05:55,360 Jandice. She's not very sweet at all. 141 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:56,780 What do you mean? 142 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,570 I think she's dangerous. She's a threat. 143 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:02,880 She has a messy approach to human interaction. 144 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:05,450 Orvis, lie down. 145 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,070 Come on, buddy. 146 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:10,190 I feel as though someone invited a coyote 147 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:11,480 to your birthday party. 148 00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:12,570 And I don't care personally, 149 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:14,206 but I don't want her to ruin the whole party. 150 00:06:14,230 --> 00:06:16,360 It was an accident, honey. 151 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,000 And Orvis saved us a touchdown. 152 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:19,780 - Right, buddy? - She's nice. 153 00:06:19,860 --> 00:06:21,650 She's nice. 154 00:06:21,730 --> 00:06:23,270 So... 155 00:06:23,940 --> 00:06:25,690 I say we just let it go 156 00:06:25,780 --> 00:06:28,860 and we just start afresh, you know? 157 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:32,480 I don't know. She freaks me out. 158 00:06:32,570 --> 00:06:35,610 Where even is she, anyway? 159 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:40,980 - What is this gonna be, huh? - Whoa. 160 00:06:41,070 --> 00:06:42,480 It looks good from the outside. 161 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:45,070 This is so much better than the hospital. 162 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:46,690 They have wings. 163 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:48,530 Hey, you think those pretzels are free? 164 00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:51,270 Holy shit, Carleen, maybe they have napkins too. 165 00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:54,900 Uh, hello, miss. 166 00:06:56,270 --> 00:06:59,400 Oh, my darlin'. 167 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,590 Yee-ha. My name is Clementine. 168 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:03,570 You're about to get the best meal in the west. 169 00:07:03,650 --> 00:07:06,610 No Wi-Fi, no laptops. What can I get you? 170 00:07:06,690 --> 00:07:08,400 I got this, you guys. 171 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,880 Do you all do jelly doughnut shots? 172 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:12,570 Oh, yeah. 173 00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:13,980 Oh, yeah, we do. 174 00:07:14,070 --> 00:07:16,400 You're my kind of gal. 175 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,690 You're my kind of gal, gal. 176 00:07:18,780 --> 00:07:21,930 - You look so familiar. - I'm heavily featured 177 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:23,780 in much of Nan Goldin's early work. 178 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,679 - Fuck, that's it. - Mm-hmm. 179 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:28,270 I'm sorry, what's a jelly doughnut? 180 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,610 Oh, it's a shot. 181 00:07:29,690 --> 00:07:32,030 Equal parts Chambord and RumChata. 182 00:07:32,110 --> 00:07:33,320 Oh, that's amazing, 183 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:35,020 and I haven't heard any of those things. 184 00:07:35,060 --> 00:07:36,659 - Two rounds. - Um, do you have 185 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:39,110 - a Dr Pepper for him? - Uh, don't listen to her. 186 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,130 I'm fine. 187 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:44,020 What? I know plenty of people 188 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:47,320 in program who have a drink once in a while. 189 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,530 I love anything that looks like pie. 190 00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:54,360 There we go. 191 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:55,780 Whoo-hoo. 192 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:57,980 All right, well, vamos. Vamos, vamos. 193 00:07:58,070 --> 00:07:59,770 Ah, holy shit! 194 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:02,120 Holy shit, that tastes exactly like a jelly fucking doughnut. 195 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:03,990 Oh, my God, you're totally right. 196 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,440 What kind of magic is this? She's a witch! 197 00:08:06,530 --> 00:08:07,860 Told you! 198 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:09,400 You did. You did. 199 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:10,860 Are you not gonna do a shot? 200 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,320 I don't want one. 201 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,230 That is rude. 202 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:16,110 Come on... hey, Sol. 203 00:08:16,190 --> 00:08:18,190 - Have one of these. - Uh... 204 00:08:18,270 --> 00:08:20,860 Okay. What? 205 00:08:20,940 --> 00:08:22,040 I got some wires 206 00:08:22,050 --> 00:08:24,730 I think I could attach to your chest. 207 00:08:25,610 --> 00:08:27,820 - Are you still here? - I'm plummeting. 208 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:29,650 Now that I've taken care of my son, 209 00:08:29,730 --> 00:08:32,730 - my body is shutting down. - Ma'am, you can't just... 210 00:08:32,820 --> 00:08:34,070 No, you don't understand. 211 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:36,250 Five years ago, I had my tenth procedure 212 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:38,300 under anesthesia. Complete hysterectomy. 213 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:39,980 Hence her phantom periods. 214 00:08:40,070 --> 00:08:41,450 - Her what? - Different hospitals 215 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,320 call it different things. Scoot over. 216 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,980 Any kind of stress can lead to inflammation, 217 00:08:46,070 --> 00:08:48,730 which affects my tissue issues 218 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,150 and also my general mood. 219 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,980 We can't run any tests on you. 220 00:08:52,070 --> 00:08:53,980 You can't run any tests on you. 221 00:08:54,070 --> 00:08:56,150 We'd have to do intake if you want testing. 222 00:08:56,230 --> 00:08:57,340 Fine. 223 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,150 Gosh darn American medical system... 224 00:08:59,230 --> 00:09:01,360 and I'm privileged enough to have health insurance. 225 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,756 I can't even get the tests I need. 226 00:09:02,780 --> 00:09:04,690 You know what? I'm gonna get the doctor. 227 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:06,190 Oh, thank you. 228 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,900 Ow! 229 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:10,400 - Walt, my shoulder. - Sorry, honey. 230 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:14,030 Where the eff is everybody? 231 00:09:14,110 --> 00:09:16,360 Ventana, window. 232 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,270 - Puerta. - Door. 233 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:20,610 - Hey! - It's Walt. It's Walt. 234 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,360 I gotta get it. I gotta get this. 235 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:23,706 - All right. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 236 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,230 Do you want us to let you out? 237 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,190 - Oh, okay. - We can let you out. 238 00:09:27,270 --> 00:09:28,860 - Easy does it. - All right. 239 00:09:28,940 --> 00:09:31,440 Tell him we can get there if he needs us. 240 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,610 Hello? 241 00:09:33,690 --> 00:09:35,400 George, hi. 242 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,400 Walt, how is Orvis? 243 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:39,220 Yeah, it's just a little jostle. 244 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,650 - He's fine, my brother. - Pain is relative. 245 00:09:41,730 --> 00:09:43,900 - You know what I mean? - Oh, thank God. 246 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:45,220 Really, thank God. 247 00:09:45,230 --> 00:09:46,420 That is great news. 248 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,700 Where are you? 249 00:09:48,860 --> 00:09:50,320 Uh... 250 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,270 we're at a... a Howard Johnson's... 251 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,440 uh, Hojo's. It sucks. 252 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:56,580 Listen, brother, could you get the steaks for dinner? 253 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,730 - Kathryn's kind of freaking out. - Steaks. 254 00:09:58,820 --> 00:10:00,320 Yeah, steaks. Juicy steaks. 255 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,800 One per person. They're at the store, McCall's. 256 00:10:02,820 --> 00:10:04,440 They're all ordered and paid for. 257 00:10:04,530 --> 00:10:05,900 McCall's, one per person. 258 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:08,230 - On it, my brother! - It's not even practical. 259 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,530 But it's not that bad if there's lube. 260 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,030 Hey, if you're gonna... Can I... 261 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,610 Okay, I'll talk to you later. 262 00:10:16,570 --> 00:10:18,360 I said I was at a Hojo's. 263 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:21,070 Why did I lie? Why did I lie? 264 00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:23,320 Hojo's doesn't even exist anymore. 265 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,730 You know what's not a lie? 266 00:10:26,820 --> 00:10:29,400 How good these jelly doughnut shots are. 267 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,440 It's official. 268 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:35,190 I like you. 269 00:10:35,270 --> 00:10:36,570 - Oh... - Oh? 270 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,690 And Orvis is alive. 271 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,320 Told you, baby. Corazón. 272 00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:46,190 I wanna go for a fucking walk and explore this town. 273 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,980 - Who is with me? - I am in. 274 00:10:49,070 --> 00:10:51,570 I am in, too, baby. 275 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:54,110 I wanna explore the town, and then I wanna explore 276 00:10:54,190 --> 00:10:56,320 - your body. - Okay, I'm out. 277 00:10:56,350 --> 00:10:58,270 Ugh, I wanna move my legs. 278 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,750 - I wanna walk. - Yes, use those sexy 279 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,610 - motherfucking lady walkers. - How's it going? 280 00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:05,600 - What's doing? - I am gonna get 281 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:07,480 - some bourbon in me. - Oh, uh, 282 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,900 Nurse? 283 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:10,720 One bourbon, neat. 284 00:11:11,690 --> 00:11:13,399 Done. 285 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,400 Wow. 286 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:16,780 Thanks a million, Little Chocolate. 287 00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:18,820 So... 288 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:20,180 How's work? 289 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:24,150 Uh, it's great. 290 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:27,320 - What are you having? - Ro... rosé. 291 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,300 Oh, yeah. I don't like rosé. 292 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,610 Thank you, sir. 293 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,150 That's more like it. 294 00:11:34,231 --> 00:11:36,030 Après vous, mademoiselle. 295 00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:38,860 This is magic. 296 00:11:38,940 --> 00:11:40,230 - Magic. - Thank you, thank you. 297 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,780 We're very proud of our collection. 298 00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:44,520 Oh, man, I-I used to hate antique shops 299 00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:47,659 when Margaret dragged me, like, to buy a pair of stools 300 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:51,440 or a fucking accent pillow, but this fucking cool. 301 00:11:51,530 --> 00:11:53,440 Look at these lederhosen. 302 00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:56,320 - Nice. - You'd be such a sexy baby 303 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,190 in some sexy baby lederhosen. 304 00:12:02,730 --> 00:12:04,550 Oh, can I see this ring? 305 00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:05,780 Oh, sure. Absolutely. 306 00:12:05,860 --> 00:12:07,360 - Wow. - Let me get that for you. 307 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,530 That's opal and tourmaline. 308 00:12:09,610 --> 00:12:10,690 - Take a look. - Gorgeous. 309 00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:13,690 Oh, my God, tourmaline. 310 00:12:13,780 --> 00:12:15,110 I love tourmaline. 311 00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:17,270 What is the provenance of the ring? 312 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,270 I'm sorry, the what? 313 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,110 The provenance. 314 00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:22,820 The... the history. 315 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,530 Yeah, I-I know what it means. 316 00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:26,820 I'm... I'm just so taken by your accent. 317 00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,360 Oh, thank you very much. 318 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,980 You're a little bit more... Yeah. 319 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,600 Yes, of course. 320 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:33,530 Anyway, that has a very interesting story. 321 00:12:33,610 --> 00:12:36,190 That... that ring was given to Liz Phair 322 00:12:36,270 --> 00:12:37,570 by John Cusack. 323 00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:40,360 Shut up. 324 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,720 Liz Phair literally got me through college. 325 00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:46,076 I mean, not that I finished, but the part I did get through, 326 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,610 she got me through. 327 00:12:47,690 --> 00:12:50,030 - She's spectacular. - Wow. 328 00:12:50,110 --> 00:12:53,030 - And that is beautiful on you. - So, uh... 329 00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:55,520 how much is that pretty piece? 330 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,760 That's, uh, $5,000. 331 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,580 Okay. 332 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,070 Wow, okay. 333 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,730 And not even a diamond. 334 00:13:04,820 --> 00:13:06,900 - It's perfect for you. - It's perfect. 335 00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:09,270 - It's perfect. - You are perfect. 336 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,730 I'm gonna find something perfect for you back there. 337 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:13,500 Okay? 338 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,900 Nice. 339 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:34,480 Uh, hey. 340 00:13:34,570 --> 00:13:36,000 Hi. 341 00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:40,030 What up? 342 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,900 Nothing much. 343 00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:43,610 Just waiting for my dad. 344 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,110 He and his friends are drunk. 345 00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:47,000 They'll probably have an orgy. 346 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,610 You? 347 00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:50,570 Just waiting for my brother. 348 00:13:50,650 --> 00:13:53,230 He's buying weed with his friend Stu. 349 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,640 I'm not gonna smoke any, but I don't care 350 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,899 - if they do it around me. - Yeah, weed sucks. 351 00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,620 I don't need a drug to eat a lot. 352 00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:03,070 My name's Tyler. 353 00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:04,650 Cool, cool. 354 00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:06,500 Sol. Solomon. 355 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,960 Isn't that a boy's name? 356 00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:11,320 You have a boy's name. 357 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,320 I'm not gay. 358 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,860 You know. 359 00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:19,820 Yeah. 360 00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:21,520 Neither am I. 361 00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:26,860 God, flex that muscle! 362 00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:30,650 Oh, God! 363 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:38,400 Yeah, um... 364 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:41,150 Thank you for, uh, helping me try on these pants. 365 00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:43,110 They look great. 366 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,030 - Oh, God. - Hey, wait. 367 00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:54,650 Fuck, I-I don't have my wallet. 368 00:14:54,730 --> 00:14:56,530 Oh, God, that sucks. 369 00:14:56,610 --> 00:14:58,150 Fuck. 370 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,400 I took it out of my pocket to take my pants off 371 00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,400 because they're stretch. 372 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,690 Well, I'm gonna go check on the others at the bar. 373 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,440 Oh, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 374 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:09,110 What, you... you don't wanna stay and do this thing with me? 375 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,690 No, you got this. 376 00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:12,820 That was so hot in there. 377 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:15,230 Your dick felt more like a cock today. 378 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,690 - You know what I mean? - Fuck. 379 00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,070 - You got this. - You think so? 380 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,900 - Yes. - I got it. I got it. 381 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:21,480 - Yum. - I got it. 382 00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:23,080 Okay. 383 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,070 Oh, uh, great. 384 00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:29,360 You're still here. Um... 385 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,030 look, I-I just wanted to say, sir, 386 00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:33,480 I'm sorry. 387 00:15:33,570 --> 00:15:35,610 You should be sorry. 388 00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:37,480 That was visceral and revolting. 389 00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:39,520 I don't even normally work here. 390 00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:40,690 This is Gerald's thing. 391 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:42,320 I stay home with the dogs. 392 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,650 This is not a gay beach in Puerto Vallarta. 393 00:15:45,730 --> 00:15:47,150 I know. 394 00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:49,900 I know, I... hey, I don't know why I did it. 395 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:52,400 Except I'm in this new relationship, and... 396 00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:54,940 and I have very little control over my actions. 397 00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:57,090 I-I guess it's because I'm going through 398 00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,479 this very hard divorce, 399 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,029 and whenever she desires me, 400 00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:02,820 it makes me feel like I-I have value again. 401 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,530 My house was... was dark. 402 00:16:05,610 --> 00:16:08,340 And she came in and turned the lights on again. 403 00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:11,440 Sir, I just wiped 404 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,860 your semen off the floor with a paper towel. 405 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,680 What can I do to make it up to you? 406 00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:16,900 I'll do anything. Of course, 407 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,940 I will pay for any... 408 00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:22,730 damage to the property 409 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:25,030 that our sex caused. 410 00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:28,650 She loved that ring. 411 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:31,530 You gotta let it go, and you just gotta blow on. 412 00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:33,900 You know? 413 00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:36,110 - Hey! - Hi. 414 00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:38,530 - Oh, okay. - Sit on down. 415 00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:41,320 Hi. 416 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,820 Why do you have that look? 417 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,360 Uh, Joe's weird. 418 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,660 I don't think he should be drinking. 419 00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:52,940 Why? What'd he do? 420 00:16:53,030 --> 00:16:56,360 He called me Lil' Chocolate. 421 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,650 What? 422 00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:01,110 He did what? 423 00:17:01,190 --> 00:17:03,900 I was helping him get a drink at the bar, 424 00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:05,770 and then he said, "Thanks a million, 425 00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:07,730 Lil' Chocolate." 426 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:10,460 Are you fucking serious? 427 00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:12,379 Oh, that guy is fucking asking for it. 428 00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,956 - I'm gonna fuck him up. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 429 00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:15,400 Hey, hey, hey. 430 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:18,480 Half my friends send me black thumbs-up emojis. 431 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,580 Who... who sends you those emojis? 432 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,150 - It doesn't matter. - No, I want fucking names. 433 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,900 - No. - Who sends you black emojis? 434 00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:27,020 Don't say anything, okay? 435 00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:32,399 Okay. 436 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,110 - You sure? - Yeah. 437 00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:36,360 I love you so much. 438 00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:42,730 Can we go yet? 439 00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:45,360 Soon. We can go soon. 440 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,150 Why not now? 441 00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:49,480 'Cause we're waiting to be discharged. 442 00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,770 And we're also waiting to see if either Orvis 443 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,940 or Mommy loses consciousness. 444 00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:58,270 I feel fine. 445 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,530 I feel good. 446 00:18:00,610 --> 00:18:03,110 That's the weird thing about life, Orvie. 447 00:18:03,190 --> 00:18:05,860 You can feel fine but also know that you are 448 00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:07,820 a ticking time bomb. 449 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:12,480 Your insides don't match your outsides. 450 00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:17,730 It's the scariest part of being human. 451 00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:20,780 I never want my Orvis to experience it. 452 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,480 Not once. 453 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,140 Okay? 454 00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:28,520 You seem fine too. 455 00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:33,860 I'm not, though. 456 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,940 I'm not fine. 457 00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:41,189 I'll struggle through... I'll... I'll live 458 00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:44,980 a vaguely normal life... but I am not fine. 459 00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:48,479 Physically... I mean, emotionally, 460 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,690 I'm... I'm totally great... 461 00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,940 It's your daddy's birthday. 462 00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:59,150 And... ha... we have to be strong for Daddy. 463 00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:04,570 Hmm? 464 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:09,070 ♪ Shake it up ♪ 465 00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:11,940 ♪ Break the bubble ♪ 466 00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:13,780 ♪ Break it up ♪ 467 00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:17,270 ♪ Pour some sugar on me ♪ 468 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,730 ♪ Ooh, in the name of love ♪ 469 00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:20,990 Hi, little boy. 470 00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:23,070 Did your doggy run away? 471 00:19:23,150 --> 00:19:24,530 Hey, Jandy. 472 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:28,150 Dandy-dandy. 473 00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:31,150 - How's it going? - Uh... 474 00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:32,610 it's going great. 475 00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:34,650 It's the best day of my life. 476 00:19:34,730 --> 00:19:36,900 I'm not sad. I'm happy. 477 00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:40,220 Welcome to Jandy's. 478 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,650 May I take your order? 479 00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:44,980 - Uh... - What are you coming off of? 480 00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:46,480 What? Nothing. 481 00:19:46,570 --> 00:19:48,530 What... noth... Oxy. 482 00:19:48,610 --> 00:19:50,190 Oh, fuck. 483 00:19:50,270 --> 00:19:52,690 You got caught up in that whole conspiracy? 484 00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:53,780 I know, right? 485 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,730 The fucking Sackler family 486 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,050 runs the entire pharmaceutical industry, 487 00:19:58,070 --> 00:20:00,040 and they convince these doctors to prescribe 488 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:02,420 this heavy fucking narcotic for basic injuries. 489 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,199 - Yes. - It's such a dark part 490 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,480 of American history. 491 00:20:06,570 --> 00:20:07,820 But yeah, I'm on them. 492 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:10,270 I just get mine from dealers. 493 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,690 Mm, smart. 494 00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:13,570 Do you want one? 495 00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:14,860 Want one what? 496 00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:17,150 No... What? 497 00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:19,730 - Do you want it? - No, I... 498 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:21,400 God damn it. I shouldn't. 499 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:25,400 - I shouldn't. I shouldn't. - Well, here's what I suggest. 500 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,480 - You're feeling edgy... - Yeah. 501 00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:29,060 You should journal... 502 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,780 And you should take the fucking edge off. 503 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:33,820 I fucking forgot my journal. 504 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,360 Open your mouth. 505 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,230 Stick out your tongue. 506 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,820 ♪ In the name of love ♪ 507 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,440 - ♪ Pour some sugar on me ♪ - Ooh, whoo! 508 00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:42,570 Okay, go. 509 00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:44,440 ♪ Come on, fire me up ♪ 510 00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:45,730 ♪ Pour your sugar on me ♪ 511 00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:47,360 That'll take the edge off. 512 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,640 - You know? - Take the edge off? 513 00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:50,900 Jandy, I don't want to take the fucking edge off. 514 00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:53,650 I prefer to feel absolutely fucking nothing. 515 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,320 All right? Like I'm frozen in ice. 516 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,610 That is so smart. 517 00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:02,820 I think I'm gonna join you. 518 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,900 Where the fuck did you come from? 519 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:09,400 Oakland. 520 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,270 - Hello. - Holy fuck. 521 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,980 That was a good one. 522 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,230 - Yeah. - What are you doing? 523 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,820 What are you doing? 524 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:25,650 What am I doing? What are you doing? 525 00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:27,570 - I was taking a shit. - Oh. 526 00:21:27,650 --> 00:21:28,930 What is this, one of your bits? 527 00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:31,230 No, it's not a fucking bit. 528 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,480 I just heard that you called 529 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,330 my long-term partner... 530 00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:37,400 the love of my life, Nina-Joy... 531 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,940 Lil' Chocolate. 532 00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:42,230 Did I? I don't... 533 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,400 You don't even fucking remember. 534 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:45,570 Hey, man, listen, 535 00:21:45,650 --> 00:21:47,200 I'm a nickname guy, you know? 536 00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:48,900 I come up with nicknames for people. 537 00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:51,540 George... What's up, George Bush? 538 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,920 And you think Lil' Chocolate is an appropriate nickname 539 00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:55,126 for a beautiful woman of color? 540 00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:56,506 Is that what you think? 541 00:21:56,530 --> 00:21:58,860 Listen, man, I don't... 542 00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:01,070 I... hey, I didn't... I didn't mean anything by it, 543 00:22:01,150 --> 00:22:02,166 so it's just... it's not... 544 00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,360 Okay... whoa! What the... 545 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,720 You didn't mean anything by it? 546 00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:06,140 You didn't mean anything by it? 547 00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:08,470 I guess the KKK doesn't mean anything by it either, huh? 548 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,576 They're just wearing their sheets 'cause they're shy, right? 549 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,360 Oh, you know what? 550 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,580 Dude, take it easy, all right? 551 00:22:14,590 --> 00:22:16,650 Don't forget that I was also married 552 00:22:16,730 --> 00:22:18,030 to a beautiful black woman. 553 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,980 At least I was until she died a tragic death. 554 00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:22,640 Oh, so that makes it okay, huh? 555 00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:25,270 I bet you use black emojis, too, don't you, motherfucker? 556 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,320 - Huh? - What? 557 00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:28,150 - Oh, yeah. - No, you know what? 558 00:22:28,170 --> 00:22:29,840 - Now that I think about it... - Yeah? 559 00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:31,219 I didn't call her Lil' Chocolate. 560 00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:32,220 Right, of course you didn't. 561 00:22:32,230 --> 00:22:34,360 I called her Little Chocolate. 562 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,980 It's totally different, man. 563 00:22:36,070 --> 00:22:38,046 Are you serious right now? Are we still doing a bit? 564 00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:40,100 I'm serious as a fucking heart attack, man! 565 00:22:40,570 --> 00:22:42,920 So here's the deal: you are not going to speak 566 00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:44,820 to Nina-Joy for the rest of the trip. 567 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:46,820 No hello, no, "Hey, did you see 568 00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:48,320 the new episode of 'Young Sheldon'?" 569 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,850 - Fucking nothing. - Don't even watch that show. 570 00:22:50,860 --> 00:22:52,700 I don't know if you're aware of this... or maybe your head 571 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,820 is just that far up your own ass... 572 00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:56,550 but this country is in the middle 573 00:22:56,570 --> 00:22:58,470 of a fucking race war, and you are either 574 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,690 a part of the problem or part of the solution. 575 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,690 And I am diagnosing you 576 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,200 as part of the fucking problem. 577 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,030 Okay. 578 00:23:10,110 --> 00:23:11,860 - Okay. - Okay. 579 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:13,030 Okay, you know what? 580 00:23:13,050 --> 00:23:15,530 I feel like this is an overreaction, 581 00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:18,320 - and so I'm gonna walk away. - Yeah. Yeah. 582 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,900 And I am not afraid to come at you 583 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,530 with my physical body, my friend. 584 00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:23,190 Okay, you fucking wouldn't. 585 00:23:23,270 --> 00:23:24,860 Oh, I sure as Shelly would. 586 00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:27,690 And by the way, I boom-opped the Robert Downey Jr. episodes 587 00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:29,820 of "Ally McBeal," so I'm pretty sure I know 588 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,530 what drug withdrawal looks like. 589 00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:34,480 So enjoy rocking back and forth 590 00:23:34,570 --> 00:23:36,190 and shitting your pillow, 591 00:23:36,270 --> 00:23:38,740 you fucking animal. 592 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:39,900 Tee-hee! 593 00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:45,539 Back when I was drinking, I had this pesky habit 594 00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:46,980 of slipping on my own vomit. 595 00:23:48,730 --> 00:23:50,180 Tale as old as time. 596 00:23:52,530 --> 00:23:55,150 We'd better get back before sundown. 597 00:23:55,230 --> 00:23:57,400 Nan's got a bad case of nyctophobia 598 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,400 with a side of achluophobia. 599 00:24:01,150 --> 00:24:03,320 What are... what are those things? 600 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,400 That'd be fear of the dark 601 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,980 followed by a fear of a second World War II, 602 00:24:08,070 --> 00:24:09,940 stemming from her belief in reincarnation 603 00:24:10,030 --> 00:24:12,880 and her strong sense that Hitler's on his way back to us. 604 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,260 Okay, got it. 605 00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:20,940 Please don't mention those things to Kathryn. 606 00:24:21,030 --> 00:24:22,940 I won't. 607 00:24:23,030 --> 00:24:25,030 You really look out for her, don't you? 608 00:24:25,110 --> 00:24:26,730 Kathryn's sensitive. 609 00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:28,730 To ghosts? 610 00:24:30,110 --> 00:24:31,780 What? No, I-I mean emotionally. 611 00:24:31,860 --> 00:24:34,270 Oh, I understand. 612 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,480 Mine's quite sensitive as well. 613 00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:40,740 Sometimes I feel like her grief could swallow the whole world. 614 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,530 Uh, grief over what? 615 00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:46,860 Uh, I never asked. 616 00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:48,730 That's the thing about women. 617 00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:50,400 They're mysterious. 618 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,590 They're like bats or night hedgehogs 619 00:24:52,610 --> 00:24:53,780 or something. 620 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,580 They're only seen when they want to be seen, 621 00:24:55,650 --> 00:24:57,456 and other than that, you're just living in their world. 622 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,000 And sometimes we don't even understand what kind 623 00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:00,730 of world that is. 624 00:25:02,270 --> 00:25:04,650 You watch out for yourself. 625 00:25:04,730 --> 00:25:06,440 Okay? 626 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,380 And never, ever put down the knife. 627 00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:12,980 The knife? 628 00:25:13,150 --> 00:25:14,900 The knife. 629 00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:17,440 Is that a metaphor or... 630 00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:19,860 Yeah. 631 00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:23,070 You know what? We gotta get out of here. 632 00:25:23,150 --> 00:25:25,400 - You feel good, brother? - Sure. 633 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,820 I like you. 634 00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:38,480 You know, I'd really rather give her the front. 635 00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:40,150 I'm trying to help you out, Walt. 636 00:25:40,230 --> 00:25:42,530 I want you to claim your power. 637 00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:44,149 Now, she's gonna sit in the back, 638 00:25:44,150 --> 00:25:45,480 and she's gonna like it. 639 00:25:45,490 --> 00:25:49,070 And tonight you'll see... you got yourself a good girl. 640 00:25:52,780 --> 00:25:55,190 - Okay. - Okay. 641 00:25:55,270 --> 00:25:57,190 The knife. 642 00:26:00,230 --> 00:26:01,780 Oh, God. 643 00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:03,650 This is so scary. 644 00:26:03,660 --> 00:26:05,520 It's getting so hairy to navigate out there. 645 00:26:05,550 --> 00:26:06,940 It's fucking pitch-black. 646 00:26:07,030 --> 00:26:08,610 And where are even Carleen and Joe? 647 00:26:08,690 --> 00:26:10,270 I can't see their car. 648 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,650 Dead in a ditch would be rad. 649 00:26:12,730 --> 00:26:15,230 Oh, fuck! 650 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,530 What? 651 00:26:16,610 --> 00:26:18,030 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, no. 652 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:20,030 It's, uh... yeah. I know we're in a dark forest, 653 00:26:20,110 --> 00:26:21,820 but if anybody sees a Ralphs... 654 00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:23,330 Fuck Ralphs. 655 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:25,730 - I was banned from Ralphs. - Really? 656 00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:28,610 Apparently you can't sell your own yogurt. 657 00:26:28,690 --> 00:26:29,980 - Oh. - Is everything okay? 658 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,530 I forgot the steaks. 659 00:26:31,610 --> 00:26:33,150 One steak per person. 660 00:26:33,230 --> 00:26:35,230 That's what they asked for, and I got... 661 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,730 No steaks per person! 662 00:26:39,730 --> 00:26:42,650 Kathryn's gonna fucking kill me. 663 00:26:42,730 --> 00:26:43,860 Yeah. 664 00:26:47,780 --> 00:26:50,360 This is tomorrow's breakfast. 665 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,860 I mean, just in case you're wondering. 666 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:56,080 I'm never getting that money back for the steaks. 667 00:26:58,820 --> 00:27:01,180 Has anyone bothered to Venmo me yet? 668 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,180 Kathryn, I don't have reception here. 669 00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:07,100 Exactly, which is why I asked everyone 670 00:27:07,110 --> 00:27:09,100 to do it before we came. 671 00:27:14,690 --> 00:27:17,140 I'm not feeling very well. 672 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,860 Wasn't this the best day ever, you guys? 673 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:24,220 So fun. 674 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:40,610 Ugh. 675 00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:50,230 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 46334

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