All language subtitles for CHiPs.1x16.Vintage.54

I hate to see this long weekend
coming up. It's always such a hassle.

Yeah. Everybody rushing
to get out of town for one day.

You'd think people
would wanna stay home and relax.

If we get through today and tomorrow,
I'm gonna sleep on my day off.

What are you gonna do?

I don't know.

I think maybe I'll go out of town
for a day.

Sounds like fun.

Oh, they're cute.

"Oh, they're cute. "

Mother, make her stop.

Don't involve me, kids.

I'm trying to think of how to
break the news to your father.

Face it, Mary, they are cute.

Slush.

What are you doing, huh?

Oh, hey. Come on, guys,
here they come. Come on.

Hey.

- Hi, girls.
- Hi.

I haven't seen you.
How are you?

- Hi, Mrs. Bassett.
- Hi, Richie. Hi, Larry. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Max.

Richie, honey,
could you hold the baby?

Mom can't go with us
and she doesn't know how to tell you.

- What?
- Ellen wants to transfer...

...to a boarding school.

- Daddy, I have to go to the bathroom.
- Later.

- You're not her brother.
- No.

Richie, when you put the baby down...

When you put the baby down,
get everyone into the wagon.

No, Jason. Children,
we have to unload the car.

Daddy, I have to go to the bathroom.

- Come here, David. Oh, boy.
- Daddy, I have to go to the bathroom.

Mother, Ellen told him
you're not going.

Oh, darling, the agency called
just after you left.

Mr. Prosser's flying in from New York.
I have to spend the afternoon with him.

What am I gonna do?

I'll take the baby to Grandma
and come up tomorrow.

- Transfer everything to the wagon.
- Hurry. I have to go to the airport.

You're in a hurry.
I'll take the baby.

Honey, it's practically on my way,
I'll take the baby.

Mom, do we take your sleeping bag?

Yes, Max, mine too.
Mary, leave what's-his-face alone.

- Daddy, I have to go bathroom.
- You gotta go to the bathroom.

Come on, guys, give me a hand.
We'll never get to the lake now.

Take this one.

Bye, Mom.

- Bye-bye.
- When my family goes to the lake...

...we don't have the car so crowded.

We wouldn't have invited you and Larry
if we'd known this would happen.

And then you'd have missed the fun.

Lock all doors. Batten all hatches.
All ashore that's going ashore.

We're off to sea in a cuspidor.

Hey, Danny.

Isn't that a '58 v ette?

If it is,
we've got a buyer waiting for it.

Yeah, '58.

What's that guy think,
he's at Le Mans?

It could be a deuce. Let's go.

Back off. Back off.
The cops are after him.

At least they got him
before he ruined the merchandise.

Take the next off-ramp
and circle back.

See what happens
after the cops turn him loose.

There's a trucker with a problem
on the roadside park ahead.

Ten-wheeler? This is the van.

I found a couple of bears
and clued them in.

- They should be there in a minute.
- Okay, this is 10-4, good buddy.

Thank you. Go happy.

Good morning. What's the problem?

Problem? Come on,
I'll show you a problem.

How's that for a problem?

I'll call a unit.

I didn't wanna touch a thing
until somebody got here.

Got out of the rig, heard her bawling...

...and that's just the way I found her.

This world is sick.
You think this world ain't sick?

- Did you find a note or anything?
- I told you, I never touched anything.

Hey, watch it.

You'll get her scared.
You'll make it worse.

Come on, poopsie.

Daddy Bruno's gonna get you.

Yes, you're gonna be fine.

- Yes, don't cry, you're gonna be fine.
- Excuse me, sir. Sir, excuse me.

Would you leave him alone a minute
so we can talk?

You got kids? You got kids?
I got kids.

Four girls. She's a girl.

Yeah, Jon. Pink is for girls.

Be careful, you hear.

Come here,
you sweet little princess.

Hey. Take it easy, will you?

Come on, princess,
let's take a little walk.

He's got a way with women.

Listen, when you arrived,
was anyone here?

Nope.

I stopped to get a drink
and use the bathroom.

I found the kid and got on the CB.

Okay.

You know, you're the foxiest
little princess. Yeah.

You've got the wildest eyes,
did you know that?

You know that? Yeah.

What's a nice kid like you doing
in a dump like this anyway?

Let me take you away from all this.

I'll take you to romantic places
like Puerto Rico...

...Paris, Rome...

...Taj Mahal, Lion Country Safari.
Huh, you wanna go? Want to go?

You stick with me
and I'll have you in diamonds, huh?

- Hey, Ponch.
- Hey, look at this little heartbreaker, huh?

Female sorcery
written all over that face.

Yeah, she sure isn't underfed, huh?

Yeah, well dressed, well cared for too.
What's wrong?

You know, she isn't too heavy, is she?

Oh, no, light as a feather.
Look at her eyes on her.

Yeah. Oh, I got the statement
from Mr. Klegg.

Good.

I put the call in for the unit.

- It'll be here any minute.
- Great, great, yeah.

Listen, you know, I'll carry her a while
if you're getting tired, okay?

I'm not getting tired.

You've been carrying her
for a long time.

What's the matter, Jon?
You getting jealous?

Who, me? No.

Look at my baby, here, see?
She likes us both, obviously.

That's my baby girl, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

- Have any trouble?
- No, piece of cake.

Okay. I guess that does it.

Except for the reports
from Baker and Poncherello.

Well, what's going on
in here, Webb?

Is this the little lady you apprehended?

Well, actually, Baker and Poncherello
apprehended her.

I just went out and brought her in.

How come you didn't take her
straight to Juvenile?

This was quicker.
I was in the neighborhood.

Sergeant Getraer, Officer Gilbert,
County Juvenile.

How do you do?

She's a cutie-pie.
We got a name on her?

Poncherello's been calling her Princess,
so we've been using that.

Hello there, little Princess.

Sorry.

- Here's the forms. They're all signed.
- Watch it, don't frighten her.

What's the matter, Princess?
You tired of these strangers?

Baker, get... Now, don't frighten her.

It's okay, sarge, she likes me.

Actually...

...I'm better with older kids.

Honey, don't you trust these dudes
too far.

See you heroes later.

- Lf you don't mind...
- This is wrapped up now?

The county takes over
from now, right?

- Right.
- Right.

And you guys
are back on patrol, right?

- Right.
- Right, yeah.

Nobody's gonna hurt you.

Where's she gonna wind up now?

Foster home for a while.

Is it possible...?

Like, if somebody knew
a real nice foster couple...

...that have taken in kids in the past
and are terrific with babies...

Wait a minute. Who are they?

Virginia and Al Prideman.
They're neighbors of mine.

What do you say?

It's possible if they're on the list.
You recommending them?

- We don't wanna get involved.
- We're recommending them.

In fact, I've already called
and she's agreed.

That's good enough for me.
I think we can work it out.

Hi. Hi there.

Nice. Nice baby.

She'll get great care, Jon. The Pridemans
are the best. Super people.

She'll get all kinds
of good old-fashioned love.

She really got to you, huh, pal?

The Princess?
Are you kidding? No way.

She's a cute little kid.

But you gotta know
how to let go, Jon, you know.

Cut the ties that bind.

Let the fledgling leave the nest
and fly free.

Hey, look, skydivers.

Now, that's something
I've always wanted to try.

Looks like he's in trouble.

He's got a reserve chute.
That's what you call lucky.

He's still in trouble.
He's too close to the freeway.

Correction, he's on the freeway.

Okay, you clear traffic and call it in.
I'll go up there.

L.A. 15, 7 Mary 4.
Requesting a 11-41...

...and additional units for an 11-84,
eastbound 10, at East L.A. Interchange.

She's gotta be hurt.
She hit this rail like a ton of bricks.

- Did you see it happen?
- Yeah. She screamed.

- And then she must have passed out.
- Okay, give me your belt.

Your belt. Will you hold this, please?

Loop it through mine.
You can hold me with it.

- You're not going over there, are you?
- Do me a favor and hold onto my legs.

- Okay. Hold onto my feet.
- Got it. All right.

Yeah, I'll try to take some weight
off this signpost.

Man, if that bar lets go,
her weight will break your back.

Jon. There's a hook and ladder
on the way. Can you hold on?

Yeah, not for long.

If the signpost goes, it's all over.

Get in the cars, please,
and pull them forward.

Get in your car, please.

I wanna clear this lane
for emergency vehicles. So let's...

Come on, get in your car, please.
Pull forward.

Move it forward, please.

Sir, I need your crane.
Pull it forward.

Help.

Don't move, ma'am.
Just stay still, all right?

You'll be okay.

Move it right here. Come on.

Thank you.

That's where I gotta go. Take me up.

I'm hurt. My arm.

Just don't move, all right?

Just stay still, ma'am.
It'll be okay.

Oh, please don't let me fall.

Help.

- Keep a hold on me, guys.
- I got it.

Please. Please don't let me fall.

Just stay still and let me come to you.

Come on.

All right.

It's all right. It's all right. It's okay.
You're safe.

It's all right now.

Hey, it's okay. It's okay.

Thank you.

You hang in there, all right?

Thank you.

Drop in anytime.

What is it about you
that you can't hang onto a girl?

I don't know. It's like
I was saying to myself up there:

"Jon, you're losing your grip. "

There.

There we go. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Hi, Virginia.

Well, hello, Frank. Come on in.

I just dropped by to court a princess.

That's wonderful. Only do it quietly
because I just put my own kids to sleep.

Okay. She looks bright-eyed
and bushy-tailed.

Well, she should be.
She's been sleeping all day long.

I'm real glad you're here.

- Here we go, baby.
- I'm not interrupting her supper?

No, no, she finished everything
except a cup of milk.

- What? No bottle?
- No, she does very well.

- Can I try?
- Sure.

In fact, there are some things
I need to get for her...

...and Al's working late tonight.
Are you free to babysit for half an hour?

Virginia, I'm sworn to serve.

Well, that's wonderful.

What's in the package, a gift?

Yeah, but we can open it later.

How are we doing, Princess?

Now, are you sure you're gonna be
okay? You have fed babies before, huh?

Oh, countless times. No sweat.

- I won't be long.
- Okay.

If I've fed babies before, she asks.
How do you like that?

Nothing to it, right, Princess?

No, no, no. Don't blow on it.
Just sip it.

Yeah, there you are.
That's it. See? Yeah, you got it.

You finish this and we'll settle down
together and watch television, huh?

Oh, yeah, that's right.
You slept all day.

What do you wanna do?
You wanna go dancing, huh?

Okay, we'll think of something.
Never mind.

Now, what do you suppose
Virginia forgot, huh?

You women, you know,
you're always forgetting something.

I'll be right back.

No, now, you stay here, okay?

I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere.

Okay? You stay.

- Hi.
- Hey, Mrs...

What are you doing here?

I'm babysitting, by request.

What's that?

Oh, it's a teddy bear.

I was just going by the store
on the way over here, okay?

Listen, they were selling
toy animals, okay?

I mean, I thought, "What the heck?"

Oh, no. It's okay.

Here, Princess,
look at little old teddy bear.

Man, did I goof.

I left the cup where she could reach it.
She's soaking wet.

Here we go.

Hey, did you get her a present too?

Never mind that, Jon.

Jon, we got a problem here.

I don't believe it. Two teddy bears.

That's funny, huh?

Yeah.

- You're not laughing.
- Because I don't think all this wet is milk.

Looks like the Martians have landed.

Yeah. If those are Martians,
I'll take a dozen.

Hey. No license plate. No taillights.

Could be hardened criminals.
You better be alert.

Where have you been?

Who gave you permission
to drive this thing away?

Well, you were the one
who told us to change our costumes.

You're incredible, the both of you.

Driving off in the very car
we're gonna shoot.

You know, I've got a good mind
to send you home. Period.

What are these guys doing here?

This car is improperly equipped
to be driven on the street.

Well, we were only out there a minute.

Look, we're trying to film
a TV commercial, officer.

May I see your driver's license
and registration, please?

Well, they're in the showroom.

We'll never do it again, we promise.

Would you please show me
your driver's license?

Would you please write up the ticket?

You know how much this delay
is costing? I'll tell you how much.

Thousands. Look, I've gotta have
this car right now, officer.

You can have the car, sir,
but don't take it out of the lot, okay?

Thank you very much.
Bring in the cameras. Turn on the lights.

Vicky, your hair.
Julie, you come with me.

Vicky, you have to have your hair
fixed now, please.

Don't go away.

Do you know what I just found out
about myself?

No. I can guess, though.

You got a thing for Martians, right?

Yeah, how did you know?

How come girls always go first?

- It never fails.
- Code of the west, Max, don't fight it.

When our family comes to the lake,
we don't have the cabin so crowded.

Jimmy, do me a favor.
Let's not discuss this before breakfast.

Next.

Wait a minute. Where are you going?

Ellen, do me a favor.
Take my place while I talk to Grandma.

Oh, Daddy.

Grandma? Yeah, it's Jason.

- Mr. Basset, Larry can go in with David.
- What?

Mr. Basset, two can go.

David, will you open up
and let Larry in, please?

- Grandma?
- I'm so sick of boys, I could die.

All right. Yeah. Everything's fine.
How's the baby?

The baby, Kimmy.

If you don't quit,
I'm gonna slap you silly.

Well, Martha said
she was gonna leave her with you.

I guess she decided
to keep her herself.

She changed her mind,
decided to keep her.

No, nothing's wrong.
It's fine. I'll talk to you. Bye-bye.

- Daddy?
- What?

Ellen's tired of standing in line.

- Your grandmother doesn't have the baby.
- Sure, she does. Mama took her there.

- Who are you calling?
- Go get yourself some orange juice.

- Hello.
- Is that you, darling?

Oh, Jason, I was just on my way
out the door. I'll be there by 11.

That's wonderful.
How's the baby?

I don't know.
I haven't talked to Grandma.

I have.

- Wonderful, how's the baby?
- Martha, don't you have the baby?

Oh, no, dear. Grandma has the baby.

Darling, you took the baby to Grandma's
yesterday morning.

Yesterday morning, darling,
you said it was on your way...

...and that you would take the baby.

But I didn't.

That's not funny, Martha.

Oh, Jason.

Now, I know
you're all doing the paperwork...

...but just remember that somebody
has to read what you write.

So please...

Baker.

- We were detained in the line of duty.
- Just sit down. Okay? Poncherello.

It's true. We stopped to apprehend
a couple of Martians.

- Martians?
- Two.

Sit down.

Now, the main item today
is the increasing thefts...

...of vintage automobiles.

Yesterday, a '58 corvette and a '56
Cadillac were added to the rip-off list.

Now, there's no real M. O. That
the sheriff's department can pin down.

What we do know is that they seem
to be selective about the cars they grab.

It figures that they're experts
at restoring them inside and out.

They probably market them.
Maybe sometimes take an order...

...through a sales outlet
that looks legit.

Now, as you can imagine, a classic-car
buff will pay a small fortune for a car...

...that he particularly wants.
Auto Theft is working on this...

...but they don't have any solid leads.

So anything that you guys
can come up with, you know.

Okay, that's all.

I don't care
how confidential the briefing is.

I want to see your boss.

Now, you either send him to me
or I'll go in after him myself.

Sounds like your number one girlfriend.

Yeah, Mrs. Downey.
Let's get out of here.

- Are you the colonel?
- Sergeant Getraer, ma'am.

Sergeant? I have no time for you,
young man. I want the head honcho.

- Send me your colonel.
- I'm in charge, ma'am.

- We don't have colonels in this outfit.
- Never mind the excuses. I want my car.

I reported it stolen last night.
Now, where is it?

Let's see. Is that the '56 cad?

Cadillac.

- Was the car in good condition, Mrs...?
- Downey. Margaret Downey.

Yes, it is. It rides like a pussycat.

- Did you leave the keys in the car?
- Certainly not.

What do you think I am, a ninny?

Some wise dude cased it at the market,
hot-wired it and bugged out.

- I see.
- Well, don't just stand there. Go find it.

Yes, ma'am.

Get it.

- Right, right, right.
- Get it.

L.A. 15, 7 Mary 3 and 4.

Check an 11-24 abandoned 1965 Avanti,
Hillside and Fuller.

L.A., 7 Mary 3 and 4. 10-4.
Westbound Monroe and Highland.

A '65 Avanti?
That's a classic, you know.

Yeah, we better get it off the streets
before the bad guys do.

Apprehended runaway garbage.
Do you wanna call it in?

L.A. 15, 7 Mary 3 and 4.

- I should've gone to the county...
- Dad. Daddy!

...but it took so long to find out...
- Okay, just calm down.

- I really don't know what you call it.
- All right. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. All right.

Now, the County Juvenile Authority
has charge of your baby...

...and if you'll remain calm and quiet...

...it'll take me no more than five minutes
to find out exactly where your baby is.

How long is it gonna take you
to find my car?

- We're working on it, Mrs. Downey.
- We're working on it, indeed.

Just put one of your stoolies on it.
It'll work in no time.

Never known anything like it.

You seem to think
that I don't have anything else to do.

Well, I'm expected at a bingo party
this very afternoon.

- Mrs. Downey, if you'd like to go home...
- I can't go home. I'm stranded here.

Because you can't find my car.
Which means I have to take a bus.

Me, an 85-year-old senior citizen,
barely able to walk.

How do you think that'll look
on the TV news tonight?

Not good, Mrs. Downey.
You're right. Baricza.

- Come here a minute, please.
- Yeah, sarge?

You know, I like the work
you've been doing lately...

...and I wanna reward you
with a special choice assignment.

Drive Mrs. Downey home.

- Drive her home?
- Home. To her door. Clear?

- Yes, sir, clear.
- Okay, Mrs. Downey...

...if you'll go with Officer Baricza,
he'll drive you home to your door...

...and we'll notify you as soon
as we hear about that car.

I kind of like you, son.

All right, hook it up
and take it to the OP garage.

Hey, maybe we're in luck.

Yeah? Good or bad?

The lady that called it in said she saw
two guys drive up last night.

She thinks maybe they tried to start the
Avanti, then gave up and drove away.

- Might've been the owner.
- Might not have been too.

I know why they gave it up.
It had a broken axle.

Anyway, we got
a possible license number here.

L.A. 15, 7 Mary 3.
10-98, possible 10-851.

Suspect vehicle: Late model pick-up.
Yellow in color.

California plate 1-David-73795.

10-4, 7 Mary 3.

Also, landline, Virginia Prideman
at 553-5473 at your convenience.

10-4.

It might be the Princess.
Come on, let's get to a phone.

They would always
rather eat than talk.

I'm an architect,
and my wife's in public relations.

It doesn't seem important now,
does it?

I hope you don't think we're negligent.

You're back together now.
Everything's gonna be okay.

I'm sorry,
but the thought of losing her is hard.

Yeah, we know.

We love her, you know?

Very much. You understand that?

Yes, sir, we do.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, here. You got mine.

We got her a funny old teddy here.

- Thanks a lot.
- Okay, take care.

L.A. 15, 8 requesting back-up
for 10-851 vehicle.

California 1-David-73795...

...at 14840 San Fernando Road,
location of a possible auto-theft ring.

Take a left at the next corner.

Mrs. Downey, we took a left
at this corner 10 minutes ago.

I'm entitled to one mistake,
now take a left.

- You're sure this is a short cut?
- Yes, to where I want to go.

Now, Mrs. Downey,
I was told to take you home.

Did anyone ever tell you
that you were a very handsome man?

Mrs. Downey.

- Ma'am, we were on this street before.
- I think you took a wrong turn.

Here, I didn't tell you to do that.

No, ma'am, but the sergeant told me
to take you to your door.

You don't know where I live.

4300 Arcadia Street.

Really, Mrs. Downey, driving around
is no way to find your car.

7 Adam, 7 David,
7 Mary 3 and 4, L.A.

11-98 auto-theft units at Vermont
and 8th for possible 10-851.

L.A. 15, 7 Mary 3 and 4,
responding from 7th and Hill.

That's it. That's it.

One-oh-eight-five-one, I know
what that means. Come on, let's go.

I'm sorry, ma'am. That could be it,
but I can't respond with you in the car.

Now, Mrs. Downey,
that's your house. Please.

L.A., 7 Adam.
Responding from 5th and Arcadia.

10-4.

Put your hands on your head.
Get down on your knees.

Cross your legs.

Cross your legs.

Doesn't look like these guys...

...will make the covers
of any hot-rod magazines this month.

Yeah, it's a shame, isn't it?

Get your pictures taken anyway.
Come on.

Oh, there it is.

There it is. It's about time.

- Mrs. Downey. Mrs. Downey.
- Yeah?

Ma'am, you can't take the car yet.

Listen, we have a lot
of paperwork to do, okay?

Ah, they're right, Mrs. Downey.
All these vehicles are used as evidence.

So it's you again, colonel.

- Sergeant.
- You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Hey, what did I do?

- What did you do?
- Yeah.

Nothing. That's just it.
I had to find my own car.

Mrs. Downey, Mrs. Downey.

Hey, my b...