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[Spooky music plays]
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[Groans]
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- Whatcha working on?
- I need scary ideas
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for Jennifer Estony's
annual haunted-house party.
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She shot down everything
that I've come up with so far.
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Mm. Okay, how about this. [Shivers]
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Gives me shivers just thinking about it.
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Get someone to dress
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as the ghost of scholar Thomas Malthus.
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Then get him to shame the kids
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for not heeding his warning
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about the dangers of population growth.
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Ooh! [Chuckles] Ooh!
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Honey, I love you,
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and I know we're gonna be
together forever,
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but moments like this do worry me.
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Hey!
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Can I go to a party
at Sierra Johnson's house
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on Halloween night?
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- Are her parents going to be there?
- Yeah.
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- Will there be any drinking?
- No.
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[Suspenseful music plays]
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What's your name?
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Taylor.
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Just establishing a baseline
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for my mommy lie detector.
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Fine by me. Just be home by curfew.
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Yay! Awesome! Thanks, Dad.
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♪♪
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Look at you,
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making decisions without consulting me
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just like that.
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You said with you going back to work,
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you wanted me to take a more
active role with the kids,
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so I read the situation,
and I made the call.
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- Mm.
- I gotta say, feels good.
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Do I look taller? I feel taller.
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[Door opens]
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VIV: [Out of breath] Oh, God.
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Hey, from now on,
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could you guys just tell me
where you hide your key?
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I had to dig through the flower bed,
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and my back is killing me.
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Why didn't you just ring the doorbell?
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Because it hurts my feelings
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when I look through the window
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and see you hiding behind the sofa.
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This is the fourth time
you've come over today.
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- What do you need now, Viv?
- I need another pregnancy check-in.
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I'm mostly nipple now. Is that normal?
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O-kay. I'll be in my study.
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Mm. It's totally normal.
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It's just your body
preparing to be a mommy.
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Well, tell it to stop!
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It's screwing up stuff
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that I spent a lot of
time and money perfecting.
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Is that it, Viv? Because I'm kinda busy.
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Actually, no, I've got three weeks
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until my scheduled C-section.
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I am feeling super lonely.
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Where is your baby daddy,
the Pig Whisperer?
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He promised he'd come back to town,
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but he's been so unreliable
since he left me.
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So, the Pig Whisperer
is definitely not coming back?
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Ugh, swine!
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[Laughs]
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Have you made preparations
for the baby's arrival?
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No, I haven't set up the nursery
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or even bought anything yet
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'cause I don't really know
what to expect.
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[Sighs] I gave you a book called
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"What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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I'm not a good reading learner!
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I'm more of a girl-talk learner.
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- [Sighs]
- So I was hoping we could do
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- a baby cram session together.
- Mnh-mnh.
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Viv, I've got a full plate right now
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trying to plan this haunted-house party.
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Please! I just need the basics.
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Like, after the baby
comes out, then what?
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- Fine.
- Oh!
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I'll see what old baby items
I have in the basement
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- and give you a crash course.
- Yay!
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[Gasps] Ooh!
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Should we get some champagne
and make this fun?
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You can't drink, Viv.
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I know!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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I'm so excited for you, me, and Gina
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to go to the Estony haunted-house party.
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So, you're not worried about
the whole third-wheel thing?
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No.
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Dude, Gina will never be
a third wheel with us.
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GINA: Oh, hey.
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ADRIANA: Hey, hi.
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How's you're day going?
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Whoa! Who is that?
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Hey, guys, meet my cousin Adriana.
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So, these are the Westport boys?
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- This is my boyfriend, Oliver.
- Hi.
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So, this one's for me, huh?
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[High-pitch voice]
What? I mean, I guess.
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I mean...
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[Normal voice] Hola, chica.
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So, I told Adriana about
the Halloween party tomorrow,
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- and she wants to tag along.
- ADRIANA: Yeah.
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We'll find a closet
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and play "seven minutes in heaven."
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[High-pitch voice] Okay.
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We'll see you guys there.
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Seven minutes?
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That's a long time.
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[Normal voice] We'll be fine.
We... We just need to be prepared.
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Is there a beginner's closet,
maybe three minutes?
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This is an electric rocker thingy.
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You'll need it so you don't
have to hold the baby
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when you sit down
and cry into both hands.
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- [Groans]
- Remember, if anything goes wrong,
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if they get a rash, gas,
or a clogged tear duct,
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use breast milk.
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It clears everything up.
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- Breast milk?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Got it.
- Yeah.
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Where do I get that?
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- From... your breasts!
- [Gasps] Oh, no!
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I just got them how I want them.
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[Scoffs]
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You know, um...
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you're already set up
for children over here.
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Mnh-mnh-mnh.
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I am not raising your baby, Viv.
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Fine.
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Not it!
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You can't "not it" a baby, Viv.
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Also, you didn't put
your finger on your nose
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when you said "not it."
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- Not it!
- Not it!
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Oh!
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♪♪
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Ugh. Coming up with an idea
for this haunted-house party
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is stressing me out.
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Oh, my God.
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Do you know who has
a lot of scary stories?
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- Mm?
- Angela's waxer.
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ANGELA: Ah. You know who else
has a lot of scary stories?
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Doris' kids.
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You're damn right they do.
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Wonder what they're doing
at Sierra Johnson's party.
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Maybe I can steal an idea from them.
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The Johnsons are having a party?
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Yeah, Taylor's going.
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I'm surprised to hear that
since her parents are in Antigua.
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Taylor told me
her parents would be there.
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Liar! I knew it.
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Okay, before you explode,
I could be wrong.
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Yeah, not wrong.
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They just posted a pic of
themselves on the beach.
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I can't believe she lied to me!
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My kids don't lie to me.
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I lie to them.
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Why'd you let her go in
the first place, dumb-dumb?
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She's way too hot to be trusted.
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I was just starting my interrogation
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when Greg jumped in
and gave her permission.
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And you just let him?
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You know, I get that. Ohh.
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He has an understated strength
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that would back off any woman.
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Oh, and those lips!
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Those full, pillowy lips,
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like an overinflated pool toy.
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Oh, it just makes a woman want to, like,
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- take off her p...
- Doris.
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How many times have I told you
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not to fantasize about Greg
while I'm eating?
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Well, maybe ask Greg
to be less desirable!
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You ever think of that?!
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♪♪
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Have you decided what kind of
zombie you want to be this year?
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It's gonna be hard to top when you
went as Zombie Tony the Tiger.
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Theeeeey're brains!
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This year, nothing's speaking to me.
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Maybe I just won't dress up
and go trick-or-treating.
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Maybe I've grown out of it.
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Are you sure?
You're giving up free candy?
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Please. Between candy at school
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and candy from
the weird guy in the van...
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- Anna-Kat?!
- You're so gullible.
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How many times have I told you
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I don't think van jokes are funny?
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Where's Taylor?
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She's still at school,
practicing for the play.
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Well, she's quite the actress.
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Sierra Johnson's parents
are in Antigua, Greg.
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Taylor lied to our faces
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so that she could
go to the party, get drunk,
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and mess around with Trip.
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We don't know that.
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Maybe she just wants
to hang out with her friends,
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and she had to lie about
there being parental supervision
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so that we would let her go.
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Are you defending her lie?
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If she had told the truth,
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- what would you have said?
- No!
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You put her in a position
where she was forced to lie,
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just like when you asked me how I felt
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when you bejeweled your fingernails.
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- You said I looked classy.
- Of course I did.
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You had two-inch claws on both hands.
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Well, we are not letting Taylor
go to that party.
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I think we should let her go
and see what happens.
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Where is this all coming from?
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In two years,
she's going to a third-rate college
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that Oliver will mock her for.
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My classes are full of freshmen
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that have their first taste
of freedom and go crazy.
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It's time to let her off the leash.
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She is going to do exactly
what Luthor does
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when you let him off the leash.
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Chase a plastic bag she thinks
is a squirrel into the street
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and cause a three-car accident?
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Yes, but the human-stupid
version of that.
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We've always taught her
to do the right thing.
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This is an opportunity to trust her
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and see if we succeeded as parents.
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Fine.
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So, if Taylor comes home drunk
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or makes any bad decisions,
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then it's all on you.
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You comfortable with that?
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- I am.
- Okay.
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So, if you're wrong,
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that pretty much torpedoes
your credibility
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to make any future decisions.
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Not going to be a problem
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because Taylor's not gonna let me down,
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and then I'm gonna make more decisions.
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- Big decisions.
- Mm.
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Thin crust, thick crust, whatever I say.
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Well, look at you.
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Your lips really do look like pool toys.
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What?
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♪♪
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How's the party you're planning going?
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The kids at Jennifer Estony's...
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- are definitely going to lose it.
- Mm.
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I've rented a life-size alien.
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It's going to be all spooky and slimy.
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Ooh! You should do an autopsy
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and put dry ice in the body cavities
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so when you cut it open, the guts smoke.
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I don't know whether I did
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something terribly wrong with you
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or terribly right.
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Katie! I need you!
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I gotta take this.
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00:08:11,363 --> 00:08:12,662
Katie, that's just your hand.
260
00:08:12,698 --> 00:08:14,198
VIV: Okay, look.
261
00:08:14,233 --> 00:08:17,467
I know the answer to this,
but I'm just gonna ask it anyway.
262
00:08:17,502 --> 00:08:18,668
Is my motion-controlled fire pit
263
00:08:18,704 --> 00:08:20,217
going to be a problem with the baby?
264
00:08:20,257 --> 00:08:21,790
Yes.
265
00:08:21,825 --> 00:08:24,459
Oh, God! I can't do this!
266
00:08:24,494 --> 00:08:26,227
- [Doorbell rings]
- I can't do this.
267
00:08:26,263 --> 00:08:27,629
[Breathing heavily]
268
00:08:27,665 --> 00:08:28,630
Oh, God.
269
00:08:28,666 --> 00:08:29,698
Thank you.
270
00:08:32,069 --> 00:08:33,501
Oh, thank you.
271
00:08:35,839 --> 00:08:38,272
Why is Cooper getting mail here?
272
00:08:38,307 --> 00:08:40,574
OLIVER: It came!
273
00:08:40,609 --> 00:08:42,076
[Both laugh]
274
00:08:43,245 --> 00:08:45,612
It's just not
how I saw my life ending up.
275
00:08:45,648 --> 00:08:48,115
Knocked up, broke, and dumped by a guy
276
00:08:48,151 --> 00:08:49,750
who talks to pigs for a living.
277
00:08:49,786 --> 00:08:51,952
You were so put together when I met you.
278
00:08:51,988 --> 00:08:54,955
I've really watched you fall apart
over the years, Viv.
279
00:08:54,991 --> 00:08:56,290
Right?
280
00:08:57,860 --> 00:08:59,560
Katie, I have the most amazing idea.
281
00:08:59,595 --> 00:09:00,781
I know you said you wouldn't
282
00:09:00,805 --> 00:09:01,828
- take the baby...
- Mm-hmm.
283
00:09:01,859 --> 00:09:02,929
...but what if we just raise
284
00:09:02,954 --> 00:09:04,515
- ...the baby together?
- Mnh-mnh.
285
00:09:04,575 --> 00:09:07,342
Absolutely not!
Viv, you cannot rely on me
286
00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:08,813
for anything with this baby.
287
00:09:08,857 --> 00:09:10,637
I already have three kids and a job,
288
00:09:10,673 --> 00:09:12,105
and I'm going on my fourth year
289
00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:13,907
- trying to finish "Gone Girl."
- Okay.
290
00:09:13,942 --> 00:09:15,075
Fine.
291
00:09:16,878 --> 00:09:19,012
Okay, last question.
292
00:09:19,047 --> 00:09:21,448
Do I have to put a gate
around my koi pond?
293
00:09:23,852 --> 00:09:26,320
But they were my babies first!
294
00:09:26,355 --> 00:09:27,321
[Door opens]
295
00:09:27,356 --> 00:09:28,522
- [Groans]
- [Door closes]
296
00:09:28,557 --> 00:09:30,289
[Both laugh]
297
00:09:30,314 --> 00:09:32,693
- OLIVER: Dude, stop moving.
- COOPER: Oh, you're tickling me.
298
00:09:32,728 --> 00:09:34,695
KATIE: Okay, this is the moment.
299
00:09:34,730 --> 00:09:37,664
I owe Doris 20 bucks.
300
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:42,536
♪♪
301
00:09:43,586 --> 00:09:45,615
Greg!
302
00:09:47,909 --> 00:09:49,809
All yours, honey.
303
00:09:49,845 --> 00:09:50,810
GREG: Hey, guys.
304
00:09:50,846 --> 00:09:53,113
Whatcha doing?
305
00:09:53,148 --> 00:09:56,682
Well, Dad, the thing is...
306
00:09:56,718 --> 00:09:57,851
We might touch boobs tonight.
307
00:09:57,886 --> 00:09:58,852
Oh.
308
00:09:58,887 --> 00:09:59,853
We're going to a party
309
00:09:59,888 --> 00:10:02,188
where we're gonna play
"seven minutes in heaven,"
310
00:10:02,224 --> 00:10:04,057
so we needed to practice
taking off bras.
311
00:10:04,092 --> 00:10:05,332
Are you sure the girls
are ready for this?
312
00:10:05,357 --> 00:10:07,060
Because you must always have
their consent.
313
00:10:07,095 --> 00:10:08,892
Trust me. They're on board.
314
00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:10,783
They were the ones who suggested it.
315
00:10:10,808 --> 00:10:12,877
I was just expecting an evening
with a few scares
316
00:10:12,902 --> 00:10:14,200
and some light hand-holding.
317
00:10:18,573 --> 00:10:20,406
Anything else you guys want to discuss?
318
00:10:20,431 --> 00:10:22,085
Dad, we already know everything
we need to know.
319
00:10:22,109 --> 00:10:24,009
If that's true, why are you
wearing a nursing bra?
320
00:10:24,044 --> 00:10:26,979
Oh, that's what these are for?
321
00:10:27,014 --> 00:10:29,482
I perfected this for nothing.
322
00:10:29,517 --> 00:10:30,750
[Clicks tongue]
323
00:10:30,785 --> 00:10:33,719
♪♪
324
00:10:33,755 --> 00:10:34,787
I'm ready for the party.
325
00:10:37,292 --> 00:10:38,391
KATIE: [Inhales deeply]
326
00:10:38,426 --> 00:10:41,761
Looks like she's dressed
for some good decisions.
327
00:10:41,796 --> 00:10:43,562
Oh, my ride to the party is here.
328
00:10:43,598 --> 00:10:45,063
Taylor, remember, no drinking,
329
00:10:45,099 --> 00:10:47,199
and if kids are making
bad choices at the party,
330
00:10:47,234 --> 00:10:48,701
you have to leave immediately.
331
00:10:48,736 --> 00:10:50,002
[Chuckles] Right.
332
00:10:50,037 --> 00:10:52,003
- No, say it the real way.
- [Seriously] Right.
333
00:10:52,038 --> 00:10:55,174
Greg, you have nothing to worry about.
334
00:10:55,199 --> 00:10:57,208
There couldn't possibly be
any of that going on
335
00:10:57,243 --> 00:10:59,411
with Sierra's parents supervising.
336
00:10:59,446 --> 00:11:00,845
So much supervising.
337
00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,781
Remember... curfew is midnight.
338
00:11:02,816 --> 00:11:04,215
[Chuckles] Right.
339
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:05,517
Wrong right again!
340
00:11:05,552 --> 00:11:07,419
I'm off, too, but I will be back
341
00:11:07,454 --> 00:11:09,176
- to greet Taylor when she gets home...
- [Door closes]
342
00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:11,456
...when she staggers in all,
"I wasn't drinking.
343
00:11:11,491 --> 00:11:12,724
Other people were.
344
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,592
That's why I smell like booze."
345
00:11:15,796 --> 00:11:17,595
I'm going to be right,
you're going to be wrong,
346
00:11:17,631 --> 00:11:19,364
and Taylor's leash goes back on.
347
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,734
I might even get her a shock collar.
348
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,969
♪♪
349
00:11:25,004 --> 00:11:27,705
[Knock on door]
350
00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:30,708
ALL: Trick or treat!
351
00:11:30,743 --> 00:11:33,911
Well, look at all these
adorable costumes.
352
00:11:33,947 --> 00:11:37,381
Wonder Woman, Mr. Policeman,
353
00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:39,116
Zombie Annie.
354
00:11:39,152 --> 00:11:41,919
Oh, I remember those days.
355
00:11:41,955 --> 00:11:44,121
The brains will come out tomorrow.
356
00:11:44,157 --> 00:11:45,289
- [Laughter]
- Nice.
357
00:11:45,325 --> 00:11:47,491
But I would've gone with
"It's a hard-knock afterlife."
358
00:11:47,526 --> 00:11:50,061
[Keyboard clacking, door closes]
359
00:11:50,096 --> 00:11:51,295
Daddy.
360
00:11:51,331 --> 00:11:52,730
What is it, sweetie?
361
00:11:52,765 --> 00:11:54,065
I can't believe I missed out on
362
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:55,967
dressing up
and trickor-treating this year.
363
00:11:56,002 --> 00:11:57,668
How could you let me do this?
364
00:11:57,703 --> 00:11:58,903
I was supporting your decision.
365
00:11:58,938 --> 00:12:00,304
I'm just a child.
366
00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:01,973
But I'm letting you
off the leash a little bit.
367
00:12:02,008 --> 00:12:03,974
What nonsense is that?
368
00:12:04,009 --> 00:12:06,255
You're supposed to protect me
from myself.
369
00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,779
You're supposed to know
better than me, Greg.
370
00:12:08,814 --> 00:12:10,013
♪♪
371
00:12:10,048 --> 00:12:11,648
You're right.
372
00:12:11,684 --> 00:12:13,350
I don't know what I was thinking.
373
00:12:13,386 --> 00:12:14,451
I shouldn't be trusting Taylor
374
00:12:14,487 --> 00:12:15,652
to make her own decisions either!
375
00:12:15,688 --> 00:12:17,186
Tell you what...
376
00:12:17,211 --> 00:12:19,423
I'll take you trick-or-treating
right now.
377
00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:21,925
But I don't have a costume.
378
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,260
We'll figure something out in the car.
379
00:12:23,295 --> 00:12:24,928
Come on!
380
00:12:24,963 --> 00:12:28,265
♪♪
381
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:30,467
[Indistinct conversations,
music playing]
382
00:12:30,503 --> 00:12:32,014
This is humiliating.
383
00:12:32,039 --> 00:12:33,804
Listen, it was between
cup holder and map,
384
00:12:33,839 --> 00:12:35,972
- and you chose map.
- Cup holder was just me
385
00:12:36,008 --> 00:12:38,571
holding your NPR travel mug.
386
00:12:39,711 --> 00:12:42,144
Why did we come to this house?
387
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,679
'Cause your mother might be
right about something,
388
00:12:43,715 --> 00:12:45,367
and it would be very, very bad for me,
389
00:12:45,392 --> 00:12:46,926
and I'll wind up renting a bachelor pad
390
00:12:46,951 --> 00:12:48,775
somewhere around...
391
00:12:48,888 --> 00:12:50,650
...here.
392
00:12:52,918 --> 00:12:58,533
[Spooky music plays]
393
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,017
[Kid screams]
394
00:13:00,042 --> 00:13:01,087
[Sighs]
395
00:13:01,112 --> 00:13:03,053
I don't know whether
I should go in or not.
396
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,416
You don't go in.
You just go up to the door.
397
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,185
I know you've done this before.
398
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,152
♪♪
399
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,254
She told us the parents
were going to be home.
400
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,457
Well, they are definitely
still in Antigua.
401
00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:15,259
I want to trust her,
402
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,228
but who knows what's going on in there?
403
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:18,896
If I screw this up,
I'm never gonna get to try
404
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,568
the pizza crust with the cheese inside.
405
00:13:20,593 --> 00:13:22,466
I just want to see a movie
without Judi Dench in it.
406
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:23,772
That's all I want.
407
00:13:23,797 --> 00:13:25,107
TEENAGE GIRL: I wasn't doing anything!
408
00:13:25,132 --> 00:13:26,750
I can't believe
you'd embarrass me like that!
409
00:13:26,789 --> 00:13:28,188
MOM: We'll talk about it in the car.
410
00:13:28,223 --> 00:13:30,357
[Groans] You ruined my life! I hate you!
411
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,559
♪♪
412
00:13:31,594 --> 00:13:33,494
You know what? I'm gonna
roll the dice and trust her.
413
00:13:33,529 --> 00:13:34,829
- Yeah.
- Me, too.
414
00:13:34,864 --> 00:13:38,732
♪♪
415
00:13:38,768 --> 00:13:41,034
[Sinisterly] Some people think
416
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,170
that there is no life on other planets.
417
00:13:43,205 --> 00:13:44,738
But tonight,
418
00:13:44,774 --> 00:13:47,074
you are going to learn the truth!
419
00:13:47,109 --> 00:13:48,141
[Machine plays thunder crashing]
420
00:13:48,177 --> 00:13:52,179
Let's cut open his stomach
and see what he feeds on!
421
00:13:52,214 --> 00:13:56,350
[Thunder crashing]
422
00:13:56,385 --> 00:13:58,586
Aah! Intestines!
423
00:13:58,611 --> 00:14:00,620
[Woman screaming]
424
00:14:00,655 --> 00:14:02,188
Aah!
425
00:14:02,231 --> 00:14:03,598
- [Splat]
- Whoa!
426
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:08,027
- [Thunder crashing]
- A giant alien eye!
427
00:14:08,062 --> 00:14:09,395
That's a dog chew toy.
428
00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:10,530
[Normal voice] No, it's not.
429
00:14:10,565 --> 00:14:11,731
It's an alien eye.
430
00:14:11,766 --> 00:14:13,232
My dog has that chew toy.
431
00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:16,268
Well, maybe your dog
found an alien eyeball.
432
00:14:16,304 --> 00:14:17,537
He didn't. That's a chew toy.
433
00:14:17,572 --> 00:14:19,906
How's your dog at finding missing kids?
434
00:14:19,941 --> 00:14:21,574
[Toy splats, glass shatters]
435
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:25,645
♪♪
436
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,547
Um... Katie?
437
00:14:27,582 --> 00:14:31,484
This isn't the big scary thing
you promised, is it?
438
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,284
No.
439
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,922
This is to just weed out the wimps.
440
00:14:36,957 --> 00:14:37,970
Oh. [Chuckles]
441
00:14:37,995 --> 00:14:39,457
Can't wait to see what you have planned.
442
00:14:39,493 --> 00:14:40,592
- WOMAN: Hey, Jennifer!
- [Chuckles]
443
00:14:40,628 --> 00:14:42,460
[Inhales sharply]
444
00:14:42,496 --> 00:14:44,730
- Me, too.
- Hey, neighbor!
445
00:14:44,765 --> 00:14:46,765
Viv, what are you doing here?
446
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,567
I felt bad about pestering you,
447
00:14:48,602 --> 00:14:50,969
so I want to make it up to you
by helping.
448
00:14:51,005 --> 00:14:52,504
Seriously?
449
00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:53,939
I also don't want to be alone
on Halloween.
450
00:14:53,974 --> 00:14:55,306
All the kids ask about is candy.
451
00:14:55,342 --> 00:14:56,408
It's never about me.
452
00:14:56,443 --> 00:14:58,025
Well, the woman I hired
453
00:14:58,050 --> 00:14:59,611
to dress up as a witch and serve punch
454
00:14:59,647 --> 00:15:00,979
called in sick.
455
00:15:01,015 --> 00:15:02,981
If you want to do that...
456
00:15:03,017 --> 00:15:04,650
- [Gasps] I love it!
- To be clear,
457
00:15:04,685 --> 00:15:07,619
helping me does not mean
I'm raising your child.
458
00:15:07,655 --> 00:15:10,088
[Voice breaking]
But if you won't love my baby, who will?
459
00:15:10,123 --> 00:15:11,256
[Groans]
460
00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,124
♪♪
461
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,126
Let's go find a closet for
"seven minutes in heaven."
462
00:15:15,162 --> 00:15:16,594
Definitely.
463
00:15:16,629 --> 00:15:18,996
[Indistinct conversations]
464
00:15:21,568 --> 00:15:24,635
Um, you're kind of hurting my hand.
465
00:15:24,671 --> 00:15:26,450
We're gonna make it eight minutes.
466
00:15:26,475 --> 00:15:27,645
Sounds good to me.
467
00:15:29,309 --> 00:15:30,841
Oh, man. What if I panic?
468
00:15:30,877 --> 00:15:32,843
Just remember what we practiced.
469
00:15:32,879 --> 00:15:35,280
Pretend she's me in your room in a bra.
470
00:15:35,315 --> 00:15:37,648
Dude, you always know what to say.
471
00:15:37,684 --> 00:15:42,720
♪♪
472
00:15:42,755 --> 00:15:44,388
Uh, I know this isn't the best time,
473
00:15:44,423 --> 00:15:46,057
but I have one more
baby-related question.
474
00:15:46,092 --> 00:15:48,059
No, they cannot ride shotgun.
475
00:15:48,094 --> 00:15:50,194
Actually, no, I was just wondering...
476
00:15:50,229 --> 00:15:51,361
[Exhales shakily]
477
00:15:51,397 --> 00:15:53,030
what do I do when my water breaks?
478
00:15:53,066 --> 00:15:54,632
We have to get you to the hospital!
479
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,233
I can't move! I can't move.
480
00:15:56,268 --> 00:15:57,401
It's coming! It's coming now!
481
00:15:57,436 --> 00:15:58,502
- It's coming now!
- Oh, my God!
482
00:15:58,537 --> 00:15:59,570
Call 911!
483
00:15:59,606 --> 00:16:01,371
[Breathing shallowly] Oh, God!
484
00:16:01,407 --> 00:16:03,574
Come here, Viv! Move!
485
00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:05,409
KATIE: Move! Move!
486
00:16:05,444 --> 00:16:06,543
We got an emergency!
487
00:16:06,579 --> 00:16:09,080
[Screaming]
488
00:16:09,115 --> 00:16:10,748
- Come on, Viv.
- Okay.
489
00:16:10,783 --> 00:16:11,732
- Can I...?
- Get up here.
490
00:16:11,757 --> 00:16:13,623
Aah! Aah!
491
00:16:13,659 --> 00:16:15,057
[Screams loudly]
492
00:16:15,092 --> 00:16:17,074
- Okay, breathe!
- I'm here to assist.
493
00:16:17,121 --> 00:16:18,560
Get out of here, you perv!
494
00:16:18,595 --> 00:16:19,728
[Screams]
495
00:16:19,764 --> 00:16:20,929
Worth a shot.
496
00:16:20,954 --> 00:16:22,031
♪♪
497
00:16:22,066 --> 00:16:24,800
[Screaming]
498
00:16:24,835 --> 00:16:26,635
COOPER: Can we use any closet?
499
00:16:26,671 --> 00:16:28,737
Is there a specific closet?
500
00:16:28,773 --> 00:16:30,639
Should I have made a reservation?
501
00:16:30,675 --> 00:16:32,374
Hey.
502
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:33,776
Whoa!
503
00:16:33,811 --> 00:16:36,111
[Chuckles]
504
00:16:36,147 --> 00:16:38,781
[Door creaks]
505
00:16:38,816 --> 00:16:40,378
♪♪
506
00:16:40,403 --> 00:16:42,003
You sure you want to do this?
507
00:16:42,039 --> 00:16:47,709
♪♪
508
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,111
So, that's a yes.
509
00:16:49,146 --> 00:16:50,845
[Hurried footsteps]
510
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,379
Dude! Your mom needs you.
511
00:16:52,414 --> 00:16:53,614
It's an emergency.
512
00:16:53,649 --> 00:16:55,449
And she said to bring towels.
513
00:16:55,484 --> 00:16:57,484
Also, could you put in a word
for me to assist?
514
00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:59,353
VIV: [Breathing heavily]
515
00:16:59,388 --> 00:17:01,856
Is it too late for a C-section?!
516
00:17:01,891 --> 00:17:03,657
Yes!! I can see the head!
517
00:17:03,692 --> 00:17:05,826
Push it back in, and go get a knife!
518
00:17:05,862 --> 00:17:10,131
[Screams]
519
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:12,066
- Don't look.
- It's too late.
520
00:17:12,101 --> 00:17:13,400
KATIE: Push, Viv.
521
00:17:13,435 --> 00:17:15,302
Breathe, Viv!
522
00:17:15,337 --> 00:17:17,304
You're about to meet your baby!
523
00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:19,006
I don't want a baby!
524
00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:20,741
I want a purse!
525
00:17:20,777 --> 00:17:24,044
[Groans, exhales rapidly]
526
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,912
[Screams]
527
00:17:25,947 --> 00:17:28,081
One more push, Viv.
528
00:17:28,116 --> 00:17:29,715
[Screams]
529
00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:31,417
[Baby crying]
530
00:17:31,452 --> 00:17:33,086
It's a girl.
531
00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:36,222
Oliver, towel.
532
00:17:36,258 --> 00:17:37,456
Towel!
533
00:17:37,492 --> 00:17:40,326
This is how I felt when I saw
"The Ring" when I was 9.
534
00:17:40,361 --> 00:17:41,594
Too soon.
535
00:17:41,629 --> 00:17:43,163
- [Panting]
- Oh!
536
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,365
Hi.
537
00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:47,566
[Gasps]
538
00:17:47,602 --> 00:17:48,902
Hi!
539
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:51,938
[Baby coos]
540
00:17:51,973 --> 00:17:54,908
I always knew that you'd
be there for me.
541
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,676
Now look at our baby.
542
00:17:56,711 --> 00:17:58,911
Aww, your baby.
543
00:17:58,946 --> 00:18:00,179
All yours.
544
00:18:00,214 --> 00:18:02,747
- [Baby crying]
- She's so tiny.
545
00:18:02,783 --> 00:18:03,748
Yeah.
546
00:18:03,784 --> 00:18:06,185
And she's so beautiful.
Isn't she beautiful?
547
00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:08,187
Yes, she is.
548
00:18:08,222 --> 00:18:11,924
I think she's not as beautiful
as her mama, but...
549
00:18:11,959 --> 00:18:13,425
I gotta hand it to you.
550
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,693
What do you mean?
551
00:18:14,728 --> 00:18:17,529
A witch giving birth to a demon baby?
552
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:18,931
[Laughs] Amazing.
553
00:18:18,966 --> 00:18:20,398
It looked so real.
554
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:21,867
And it's not over yet.
555
00:18:21,902 --> 00:18:23,869
A fake ambulance is gonna pull up
556
00:18:23,904 --> 00:18:26,471
and take this fake baby
to a fake hospital.
557
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:27,739
Oh! Yay!
558
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:28,807
[Laughs]
559
00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:30,208
♪♪
560
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,691
[Sighs]
561
00:18:31,731 --> 00:18:34,565
I don't know why they call it
the miracle of life.
562
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:38,302
It is so gross,
and so much of this sound.
563
00:18:38,337 --> 00:18:42,073
[Mimics squishing]
564
00:18:42,108 --> 00:18:44,418
You must be exhausted.
Wh-Why don't you go to bed?
565
00:18:44,443 --> 00:18:45,376
Nope.
566
00:18:45,411 --> 00:18:46,844
I'm staying up until Taylor gets home.
567
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,379
She has 20 seconds
568
00:18:48,414 --> 00:18:49,914
until I'm right, you're wrong,
569
00:18:49,949 --> 00:18:50,948
and she's busted.
570
00:18:50,984 --> 00:18:53,465
- Oh, no, no.
- She's coming home right now.
571
00:18:53,512 --> 00:18:55,182
Ah.
572
00:18:55,207 --> 00:18:56,320
I mean, now!
573
00:18:56,355 --> 00:18:58,823
♪♪
574
00:18:58,858 --> 00:19:01,526
In 3, 2, 1.
575
00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:04,899
- Crap. I guess you're...
- [Door opens]
576
00:19:04,934 --> 00:19:06,414
- Hi.
- She's home.
577
00:19:06,439 --> 00:19:07,468
She's home, and she's on time.
578
00:19:07,504 --> 00:19:09,003
- [Door closes]
- Yeah, but in what condition?
579
00:19:09,038 --> 00:19:10,371
I'm just gonna go to bed.
580
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:13,007
What did you do at the party?
581
00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:14,742
I just hung out with my friends.
582
00:19:14,777 --> 00:19:16,177
- She just hung out.
- Wait.
583
00:19:16,213 --> 00:19:19,447
Wait, before you go,
the night is still young.
584
00:19:19,494 --> 00:19:22,002
Let's play a game of "Simon Says."
585
00:19:22,048 --> 00:19:23,984
- Really?
- Mm-hmm. It'll be fun.
586
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:27,627
Simon says touch your nose
with your index finger.
587
00:19:27,691 --> 00:19:31,826
Simon says walk towards me in
a straight line, heel to toe.
588
00:19:31,861 --> 00:19:32,993
[Sighs]
589
00:19:34,897 --> 00:19:37,798
Simon says say the alphabet backwards.
590
00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:39,433
Um... R...
591
00:19:39,468 --> 00:19:41,043
Okay, forget it. Go to bed.
592
00:19:45,407 --> 00:19:46,607
Why is it so hard for you to see
593
00:19:46,642 --> 00:19:47,965
that your daughter did the right thing?
594
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,776
I don't know.
595
00:19:49,811 --> 00:19:51,345
If she would've done something wrong,
596
00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:53,347
I could've grounded her
and kept an eye on her,
597
00:19:53,382 --> 00:19:55,014
and she wouldn't be out there
worrying me.
598
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:57,484
I'm not ready to let Taylor
off the leash.
599
00:19:57,519 --> 00:19:58,485
I get that.
600
00:19:58,520 --> 00:19:59,553
But you got to realize
601
00:19:59,588 --> 00:20:02,222
we bring them into this world
like Viv just did,
602
00:20:02,258 --> 00:20:04,791
then life is one long process
of letting them go.
603
00:20:04,826 --> 00:20:08,862
Even though I can't wait
to get rid of them...
604
00:20:08,897 --> 00:20:10,864
I want to hold on to them just as much.
605
00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:13,126
Like you...
606
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,469
with your stupid National Geographics
in the basement.
607
00:20:15,533 --> 00:20:17,002
[Door opens]
608
00:20:17,037 --> 00:20:19,872
Hey, guys. How was the party?
609
00:20:19,907 --> 00:20:21,874
Did everything go as planned?
610
00:20:21,909 --> 00:20:23,842
No, Viv's stupid baby ruined the mood.
611
00:20:23,878 --> 00:20:25,144
But that's okay.
612
00:20:25,179 --> 00:20:26,746
Gives us more time to practice.
613
00:20:26,781 --> 00:20:28,547
Let's go perfect the push-up bra.
614
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:29,548
Okay, but remember...
615
00:20:29,584 --> 00:20:30,916
no pinching me with the clasp.
616
00:20:30,951 --> 00:20:32,918
And try to warm up your hands.
617
00:20:32,953 --> 00:20:34,019
COOPER: Uh-huh.
618
00:20:36,257 --> 00:20:40,760
- Ah, boys and their bras.
- Story as old as time.
619
00:20:43,286 --> 00:20:45,564
- Aww.
- She really is beautiful.
620
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,080
Yeah.
621
00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:48,952
Hey, would you mind
if I used your restroom?
622
00:20:48,987 --> 00:20:50,045
Go right ahead.
623
00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:51,146
Okay, I'll be right back.
624
00:20:51,171 --> 00:20:52,456
[Chuckles]
625
00:20:52,491 --> 00:20:53,924
So cute.
626
00:20:53,959 --> 00:20:55,359
Who brought you into this world?
627
00:20:55,394 --> 00:20:56,410
I did.
628
00:20:56,435 --> 00:20:57,988
Who ruined my shoes?
629
00:20:58,013 --> 00:20:59,263
- You did.
- [Laughs]
630
00:20:59,298 --> 00:21:02,065
[Door opens, closes]
631
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,966
Viv's running away again.
632
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:07,970
♪♪
633
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:10,440
Viv! Come back here!
634
00:21:10,475 --> 00:21:12,308
VIV: I just want a shower!
635
00:21:12,343 --> 00:21:14,077
[Baby cries loudly]
636
00:21:14,112 --> 00:21:15,644
- [Sighs]
- GREG: Katie?
637
00:21:15,698 --> 00:21:20,698
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