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oh. welcome... welcome... welcome...
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welcome back ladies and gentlemen to this segment i like to call cooking...
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* pause for dramatic effect *
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...with me!
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you know what time it is...
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it's unhinged hour
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it's like 8pm it's... *mumbles*
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recently i've been like OBSESSED with like with ice matcha lattes and...
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the thing with me is i kind of like go in and out of all these obsessions where like...
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i'll be super into this one thing and just have that thing for like two/three business weeks
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maybe two/three business months and then i get sick of it and i get-
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well i either get sick of it or i get obsessed with like a different new thing
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i got all the ingredients
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you only need like three ingredients, right...
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you literally only need three ingredients...
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i don't have one of those ingredients.
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i have two ingredients.
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i couldn't find the third ingredient
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but there's literally only three ingredients like it's like minimal effort
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the most minimal effort you can put into it
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and i still do not have all the ingredients but anyways
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but the ice.. the matcha powder and
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i have some almond milk
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because like normal milk gives me the runs i'm telling you
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maybe i just have trauma from when my mum would make me drink just like dairy milk
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every morning every night every day
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when i was in like the eighth grade so that i could grow
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and i kid you not i used to be like- i was like here
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i was like short
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i was like this
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well anyways
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these are like the two key ingredients you kind of can't make this if you don't have matcha powder
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obviously.
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so you're supposed to have vanilla syrup...
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i could not find vanilla syrup for whatever reason and so...
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but i searched it up, i searched up what you can use for substitutes as...
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instead of vanilla syrup
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and they said 100% pure maple syrup
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and looky here i found this
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just gonna hope for the best i have like a recipe up but i'm not really going to follow it
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i'm just gonna...
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i think you're supposed to have like a specific matcha whisk
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but i don't...
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...have that
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and i also don't think i have a whisk
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oh look at that i don't have a whisk
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what the flip
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maybe i'll use this again, guys remember this from the cookie video?
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i guess i gotta boil water now
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okay i thought this was the most minimal effort thing but apparently you need to do more stuff i guess
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what do i need next? what do i need next?
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two teaspoons of matcha powder
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okay but like who... who even measures stuff, right?
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i'm just gonna use a spoon...
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how much is a teaspoon? this is like a teaspoon, right?
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if i do like one full thing of this, do you think that's like two teaspoons?
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two... two teaspoons...
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*instructions*
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i'm literally filming this video on a whim
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because i'm feeling a little bit whimsical
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whimsical
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whim-
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teaspoon and a tablespoon and also a cup
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a cup of water
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i'm not sure if i boiled enough water for this whole shebang but we'll see
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guys i've been playing cooking run kingdom (#SponsorMePls) and i've spent so much money in it it's...
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the water has finished.
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"fool me once and fool me twice and fool me once again"
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"it's been a long long time kiss me twice and kiss me twice"
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wait is this for two servings?
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i don't... no, i want one serving
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that means i need a half cup not a full cup
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oh
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is this a teaspoon?
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teaspoon!
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and then guys, what's next? what's next?
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you gotta tell me what's next
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*instructions*
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okay i don't get why it says one to two table- wait
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oh wait no nevermind i thought i stuffed up but i did not
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i feel like the plastic is going to melt.. does
that mean... do you think.... does plastic melt?
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im struggl-
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ohmygod
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i'm whisking it
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i think this is what we're supposed to do
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i have no idea
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it does not smell good
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like at all
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it smells spicy
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okay it should- it's says it's supposed to create almost a bit of a paste but it does not look like a bit of a paste
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getting a little bit worried
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guys that doesn't.... look at it.
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you can't see it
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why is it...
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okay i think that's the best i can do
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apparently i need to put in more water but that doesn't...
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that don't feel right to me
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i think i should be concerned...
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this doesn't look right
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i think i need to put in more matcha possibly
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what if i just put in a teaspoon of matcha powder?
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like what like...
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realistically you can't stop me, right?
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you guys can't stop me
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no one can stop me
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maybe i just... maybe it's the wrong kind of matcha powder
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i'm gonna put this in the fridge for now
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okay. i'll see y'all in like 15 minutes i think
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ish
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15 mins later
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and... it does not look good
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ice, milk...
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ice, milk, syrup, and then the chilled matcha
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so let me actually put this back in the fridge just for a little tiny bit
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do i think it's a good idea to be drinking ice matcha latte which is kind of like a caffeinated thing
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at approximately 9 p.m on a saturday night?
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no i do not.
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do i have anything better i'm doing tomorrow?
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no i do not
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that is why i'm doing this
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because i like to fulfill my impulse urges
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i'm only gonna put in like that much
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i don't know how much syrup i'm suppos- i'm just gonna put in a lot
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i also have absolutely no hope for the matcha powder
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so i'm gonna put in a lot of syrup because i know that the matcha powder is gonna taste absolutely insane
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insane in a /negative way
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*aggressively mixes*
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i'm just gonna... put in maybe just like spoonfuls at a time
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Berry, chill out
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ohmygod wait look at that ombre..
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i feel like i should try it first but...
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but i dont wanna try it
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it doesnt- it does not smell good. I-
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I don't want it
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I DON'T WANT IT
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it doesn't taste like iced matcha latte
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maybe i need to put in more matcha powder?
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put some syrup
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that was a lot of syrup
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you know what the color is starting to look right
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or actually i might be going delusional
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welp...
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no fixing that
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yeah it's so good
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redemption arc
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now we play the waiting game
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why did it-
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did- did he drink it or something?
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come on, berry
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come in
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BERRY
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i have no... *ice sounds*
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mmm yummy
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okay
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yum
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(jk)
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ily
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