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And let the ebb
and flow come to a natural end.
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That's great, Margaret,
really great, June.
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Hello? That's the end of the class
now.
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Thank you.
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Don't forget to turn your hearing
aids back on.
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Why do I bother?
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Oh, excuse me, ladies.
Excuse me, ladies, hello?
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Can you ask somebody to come out
and help me please?
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Hello?!
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I'm sorry, I'm pretty sure this
voucher is non-transferable.
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You show me where on that voucher it
says "non-transferable."
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It's just here, at the bottom.
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You've just written that yourself!
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I know, it's so you know the voucher
is non-transferable.
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This is ridiculous!
I want to speak to the manager.
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Ms Wylde,
to what do we owe the pleasure?
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Eh? Just my small joke.
How can I help you?
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I don't want a colonic.
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Well, I'm glad that's sorted out.
Sally, any messages?
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Someone called Peter rang.
He said he'd call back.
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Peter who?
Peter Andre, Peter Sellers?
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I'm pretty sure
Peter Sellers is dead.
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He was Inspector Gadget, wasn't he?
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But, I can Google it
if you've got a minute.
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Excuse me!
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I'm sorry, Ms Wylde, was there
something else you didn't want?
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I have a voucher for colonic
hydrotherapy,
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but I don't want to use it.
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Well, not to worry.
We don't force you at gun point.
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I want to swap
it for something else.
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I'm sorry,
all vouchers are non-transferable.
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Perhaps you could give it
to a friend
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or is that being slightly
presumptuous?
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Peter Sellers died July 1980.
Peter Andre is still alive.
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You haven't heard the last of this!
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The thought never crossed my mind.
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You don't have a phone number?
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For Peter Andre? I wish!
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No. Oh, forget it.
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Alison, what do you want me
to do about the voucher?
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Oh, it's too early for all this,
if she comes back, just kill her.
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Sally, you do know that's a joke?
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Oh, right, a joke. No problem.
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What the hell is going on out there?
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Oh, you look like you've got
enough on today.
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It's an absolute nightmare.
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I have double-booked two
hypnotherapy appointments today.
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Excuse me.
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I'll do them.
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Sorry?
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I'll cover them for you.
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Hypnotherapy sessions?
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Yeah, I'm a qualified
hypnotherapist.
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I didn't know this, Vron.
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Well, you never asked.
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Same rates as our personal training?
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No, more. Ј60 a session.
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I'll email you the case notes.
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This is so good of you, Vron.
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I hate cancelling clients.
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I can't thank you enough.
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Eric, Eric, are you deaf?!
I said I'm fine.
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Have you a couple of towels there,
Sally?
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It's raining cats and dogs.
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Can you imagine if it really was
raining cats and dogs?
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You'd be covered in blood
from scratches and poo and wee
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and everything.
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Aye, well,
I'd better get back to work.
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Yeah, cheers, Eric.
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Oh, what happened to you, Marcus?
Are you OK?
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Oh, I got stranded
in the middle of the field
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and my wheels were just
spinning round.
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Are you not a member
of a breakdown service?
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I was in my wheelchair,
I wasn't in my car.
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Do you know, it's everywhere you go,
isn't it? Discrimination.
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Hello there.
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You must be Sally,
we spoke earlier on the phone.
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My name's "Peedah", Peter Kelly.
Kelly PR and management.
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I'm here to see Alison Crabbe.
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Oh, you're the Peter.
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We were just trying to fathom
out who you were.
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Alison,
it wasn't Peter Andre after all.
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No, he's much, much shorter than
Peter Andre.
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I mean I've never met Peter Andre,
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but there's no way
he's as short as this.
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It's Peter Kelly.
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OK.
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She'll be with you in a few minutes
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if you'd like to take a seat,
Mr Peters.
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We do a lot of work with
Peter Andre, a lot of work,
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I've got to tell you,
I'm exactly the same height as him.
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The name's Kelly. Peter Kelly.
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Yes, Sally, you can send him in now.
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Ali.
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You look amazing.
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What do you want, Peter?
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This is purely a social visit,
it has been too long.
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I'll tell you exactly how long
it's been - six months.
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Six months since you
borrowed my car for two hours
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and then texted me a week later with
the address of where it had been
left -
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in a multi-storey car park...
Ali.
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In Paris.
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You left my car in Paris, Peter.
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Have you lost weight again?
You do look amazing.
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Now, I assume you haven't come to
give me the Ј600 it cost me
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to retrieve my car, so why don't you
just tell me what
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you want, I'll tell you you can't
have it and you can be on your way?
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Ali...
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Let's try again, eh?
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Oh for God's sake!
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What? Come on, Ali,
me and you against the world.
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No, Peter, it would be you
and me against your debt
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and county court judgements.
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Where did we go wrong, babe?
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Well, when you say "we",
I assume you mean "you,"
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so let me think, the pyramid savings
scheme,
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the imaginary champagne club,
the car rental business
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you tried to start with my car.
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I never said I was perfect, Ali.
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I never said that about myself,
but I often said it about you.
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It wouldn't work.
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I'm just trying to move forward
with my life, Peter.
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You're the one, Ali.
You're the only one.
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You always were.
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Hold that thought.
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Hey, Sophie,
how's the shoot going, mate?
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No, no, no, I told you,
hang onto those bikini bottoms.
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Hey, listen,
I know it's a topless calendar,
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but we've got to try
and keep it tasteful, eh?
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All right, you get back to work
and give my love to your mum.
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OK, babe. Ciao.
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Get out!
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What? What?
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Look, I was just,
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I'm getting a bit of modelling
for my neighbour's daughter.
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It's totally kosher, she's 21.
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Yes, Sally, could you ask Eric to
come down here please?
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Mr Kelly needs some help leaving.
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Ali, darling, listen,
I'll tell you why I'm here, huh?
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I've started this new company,
it's my first big gig coming up,
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it's going to be huge.
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Listen to this, the Hertfordshire
Businesswoman of the Year Awards.
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Ali, I know how much I owe you and
it's time I gave you something back.
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Think about it.
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"Alison Crabbe, Hertfordshire
Businesswoman of the Year." Eh?
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Think of the publicity, eh? Local
television, maybe even national.
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Who exactly decides on who wins
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Hertfordshire Businesswoman
of the Year?
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Well, it is voted for by 200
local companies.
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But...
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I count the votes.
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Do you now?
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Yes, I do.
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However,
there is a slight snag.
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Oh, here we go.
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Well, the award ceremony was
supposed to be on Friday
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and the venue's let me down.
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I don't know.
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Hang on a minute, I know what.
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We could do it right here.
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And that idea just
popped into your head!
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I knew you wanted something.
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Ali, business is business, babe.
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You scratch my back,
I'll massage yours.
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You wanted me, Mrs Crabbe?
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Oh, er, no, thanks, Eric,
everything's fine.
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No problem.
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Oh, Mr Kelly.
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Nice to see you.
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Eric, you look terrific.
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I wonder if I could have a word with
you about that case of champagne.
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Absolutely.
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We ordered it for our Angela's
wedding,
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and well, she's been divorced
now for over a year.
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No problem, Eric,
as soon as I've finished here.
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I'll be in reception.
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I don't suppose there's another way
out of here is there?
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47, 48, 49...
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50.
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You are now fast asleep.
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But can still hear my voice.
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OK, your arms are now very light.
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They each have balloons tied to them
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and are floating towards
the ceiling.
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Oh my God!
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So what do you say?
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I'm sorry, Marcus,
you're asking me to lie.
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But it's not a lie, I've told you
what happened and it's the truth.
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I just need you to say that
you were there.
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Oh my God!
You are not going to believe this.
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Vron, do you mind?
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I'm sorry, pal,
I'm two year off retiring.
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I've just got to get my head down
and get on with my work.
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That hypnosis client I covered
for Davina, it actually worked.
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Brilliant.
I can actually do it.
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Vron, can I ask you something?
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If I can keep this up
and get more clients,
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I can practically double my income.
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I need a witness to my accident
here at The Spa.
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I didn't see it happen.
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But what if you did?
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Are you deaf? I just said I didn't.
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Yeah, I know,
but what if you did?
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Oh, I see what you mean.
Aaah.
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No, I'm sorry, mate,
I can't jeopardise my job here.
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I mean both my jobs.
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OK.
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I understand.
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I know, why don't
I hypnotise you into making you
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think your legs work again, eh?
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Eh?
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Think about it.
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Bo, you'll never guess what...
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Yes, the details are all the same,
except at the bottom
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I'd like you to remove Leighton
Buzzard's Slimmer of the Decade
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and replace it with Hertfordshire
Businesswoman of the Year.
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That's right. No rush, no,
Monday morning will be fine.
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OK. Thank you.
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Finally! I asked for that
coffee about half an...
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Oh, hello, Costas.
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So, I hear congratulations
are in order.
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Really?
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A little bird tells me that somehow
you're the front runner
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for this little awards show we're
hosting this evening.
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And you raised an eyebrow at that?
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I laughed so hard,
I had to change my pants.
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How much did you pay them?
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I think you'll find the winner is
voted by 200 local businesses.
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Let's just say I'm quietly
confident.
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Sorry about the wait,
it's bedlam out there.
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I also want to take this opportunity
to give Rose an award.
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Rose?
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I hardly think mopping up sick
after fatties trying to
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touch their toes deserves
Businesswoman of the Year!
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I want to give Rose something to
keep her on our side.
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Maybe an award for long service.
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We already have another
member of staff threatening to make
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a claim against us,
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and you've put Rose in hospital
two times in almost as many weeks.
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Not me personally.
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Sorry to interrupt,
I was talking to Rose earlier,
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she's got two great-grandchildren
in New Zealand she's never seen.
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Sally, we're not about to give
Rose a flight to New Zealand for
mopping floors.
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Do I look like Cilla Black?
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It was a rhetorical question.
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It's a nice idea, Sally, but
we don't have that sort of budget.
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Look, I'll make some enquiries
though
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and maybe we can help out,
somehow.
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Sally, for all our sakes,
just stick to answering the phone
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and making tea.
252
00:14:03,374 --> 00:14:06,814
Well, no, apparently the only thing
stopping Rose going to
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New Zealand is her fear of flying.
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I thought we could maybe offer her a
free hypnotherapy session with Vron.
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Vron's doing hypnotherapy now?
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Oh, yeah, she's completely booked
out. She's amazing, apparently.
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That's brilliant.
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Sally, absolutely brilliant.
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Can you organise that?
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I'll action that straight away.
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Looks like your staff are running
circles around you, Alison.
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Let's hope you do win this
award today,
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it would be a great disappointment
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for you to be the only one at The
Spa not making any progress.
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I'll see you tonight.
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How old are you now, Rose?
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I'm five and a half.
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And where are you?
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I'm sitting on Daddy's knee.
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We're playing Ride A Cock Horse.
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Ride a what?
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Cock Horse.
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I'm not sure
I like the sound of that.
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All right, get off Daddy's knee...
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No. I like it.
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♪ Ride a cock horse to Banbury
Cross, to see a fine lady... ♪
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All right Rose, stop it,
you're creeping me out. OK.
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We've been through your entire
childhood
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and there is nothing that would give
you a fear of flying.
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I think we need to delve
a little deeper.
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Thanks.
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Oh, Bolek, this wine's a bit murky,
is it all like this?
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00:15:46,894 --> 00:15:49,894
Yes.
There was no time to make an order.
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This out of date wine is
from my friend's Polish supermarket.
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We can't give people
out of date wine.
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30p a bottle.
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This award
is for the Best Retailer...
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It's actually not that bad.
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Of Moulded Plastics.
Janette Diddle of Diddle's Plastics.
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Well done, Janette.
Give her a round of applause please.
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All right girl? How's it going?
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Have I missed much?
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You look very smart.
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00:16:12,814 --> 00:16:14,734
Aw, thanks, babes.
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00:16:14,894 --> 00:16:17,494
Well, you know, I didn't want to let
the side down if I win.
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If you win what?
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If I win.
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Cheers Bo, how's it going here?
All right?
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It is a job.
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00:16:27,934 --> 00:16:30,374
Have you been entered
for Businesswoman of the Year?
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Yeah.
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00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:33,934
I left you a message
the other day saying me
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00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,054
and Peter got together
and I hope you didn't mind.
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And then he entered me,
for the competition I mean,
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and in the other way, obviously.
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I was never good at playing
hard to get. Ooh.
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00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:44,414
There you go,
Janette Diddle everyone.
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Give her a round of applause,
what about that?
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And now we have come to
the pinnacle of the event.
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When we think of icons of business,
legends
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such as Alan Sugar, Richard Branson
and Oprah Winfrey spring to mind.
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Well, Peter Kelly, PR and Management
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are proud to present someone who has
met all of those people,
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with the exception of Oprah Winfrey,
of course.
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Will you please welcome
Bonnie Langford?
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Thank you Peter. Thank you.
317
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Thank you Peter.
You're welcome.
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It's such a pleasure to be
here today.
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Now, seeing all your friendly
faces reminds me
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of the wonderful time
I had working on Doctor Who.
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00:17:35,534 --> 00:17:38,894
I remember one day in particular,
it was pouring with rain,
322
00:17:39,054 --> 00:17:43,134
of course, and I turned to
Sylvester McCoy and said...
323
00:17:43,254 --> 00:17:44,854
Just open the envelope love.
324
00:17:45,014 --> 00:17:47,814
Oh. Oh. Yes.
Oh, OK, thank you.
325
00:17:47,974 --> 00:17:53,974
So, the winner of the Hertfordshire
Businesswoman of the Year
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2012 is...
327
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Virginia Trench...
328
00:17:58,574 --> 00:17:59,934
Aarrrrgh!
329
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From Trench's Riding School
and Stables.
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00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:05,014
I don't believe it!
331
00:18:05,174 --> 00:18:09,454
Still quietly confident, Alison?
I thought not.
332
00:18:09,574 --> 00:18:11,294
Just quiet.
333
00:18:11,454 --> 00:18:17,734
Oh, oh! Oh I don't know what to say,
you know.
334
00:18:17,894 --> 00:18:20,574
I'd just like to thank everyone
who voted for me,
335
00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:26,174
um, all my staff at the stables,
and um, my friends and family.
336
00:18:26,334 --> 00:18:31,734
And finally, the one person who
I always look to for inspiration,
337
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whether it be business or personal.
338
00:18:35,334 --> 00:18:38,974
The one person who
I have always admired
339
00:18:39,134 --> 00:18:43,494
and I think one day please,
God, I'll be as good as you.
340
00:18:45,574 --> 00:18:47,294
The legendary...
341
00:18:47,414 --> 00:18:50,534
Miss Beyonce Knowles!
342
00:18:50,654 --> 00:18:54,694
Oooh, thank you. Thank you.
343
00:18:56,534 --> 00:18:59,294
There you are,
Bonnie Langford everyone, of course,
344
00:18:59,414 --> 00:19:01,054
and Ginny Trench.
345
00:19:01,214 --> 00:19:06,014
Yeah, well done, Ginny with a most
moving and gracious speech.
346
00:19:06,174 --> 00:19:10,934
Congratulations.
And thanks also to Alison Crabbe.
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00:19:11,094 --> 00:19:14,254
Well,
we are most indebted to The Spa
348
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:17,894
and I would like to call
upon its managing director,
349
00:19:18,054 --> 00:19:21,774
Costas Kleovulou, to come
and make a special announcement.
350
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,854
Costas Kleovulou everyone.
351
00:19:28,894 --> 00:19:31,454
Thank you, Peter, thank
you, Bonnie, and thank you,
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ladies and gentlemen,
for coming this evening.
353
00:19:33,614 --> 00:19:35,374
Bad luck Alison.
354
00:19:35,534 --> 00:19:38,014
You know I always say it's not
the winning that's important,
355
00:19:38,174 --> 00:19:39,054
it's the...
Davina!
356
00:19:39,174 --> 00:19:40,094
Sorry.
357
00:19:40,254 --> 00:19:42,254
To use this opportunity to give an
award...
358
00:19:42,374 --> 00:19:43,734
Haven't you got work to do?
359
00:19:43,894 --> 00:19:46,654
I just wanted to make sure
Rose is OK.
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00:19:46,774 --> 00:19:48,334
OK? Why wouldn't she be OK?
361
00:19:48,494 --> 00:19:51,294
Well, Vron tried some age
regression on her,
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00:19:51,454 --> 00:19:53,654
found out the cause of her
fear of flying.
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00:19:53,774 --> 00:19:55,014
That's good, isn't it?
364
00:19:55,134 --> 00:19:56,574
Not really.
365
00:19:56,694 --> 00:19:58,614
Apparently in a previous life,
366
00:19:58,774 --> 00:20:01,894
Rose was a Japanese kamikaze
fighter pilot.
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00:20:02,054 --> 00:20:05,374
Put your hands
together for Rose Cearney.
368
00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:08,254
Rose, we'd like to present you
an award for your long service
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00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:11,294
and excellence
and your dedication here at The Spa.
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00:20:11,454 --> 00:20:15,854
And I know that you have two great
grandchildren in New Zealand
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00:20:15,974 --> 00:20:17,254
that you'd like to visit,
372
00:20:17,414 --> 00:20:21,854
so, in conjunction with Foldgate
Travel, we'd like to present
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00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:26,694
you with this 50% voucher
off any flight to New Zealand.
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00:20:28,134 --> 00:20:29,534
Any what?
375
00:20:29,694 --> 00:20:32,934
Any flight at all.
Rose, you're going to fly... Fly...
376
00:20:33,054 --> 00:20:35,934
Fly... Fly...
377
00:20:36,054 --> 00:20:37,454
To New Zealand.
378
00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:51,774
Do you want to come
and sit over here, there's...?
379
00:20:51,894 --> 00:20:52,974
Are you all right love?
380
00:20:53,094 --> 00:20:54,174
Argh!
381
00:21:23,174 --> 00:21:26,174
That's it. Back.
382
00:21:26,294 --> 00:21:29,294
Way back to your previous life.
383
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:32,494
Now, who am I speaking to?
384
00:21:37,814 --> 00:21:43,974
"From now on, you will only
address me as Mein Fuhrer."
385
00:21:44,134 --> 00:21:47,549
OK, what I want you to do...
I beg your pardon?
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00:21:48,151 --> 00:22:17,131
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