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Oh, good, you're up.
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I got Carole in the back.
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- I haven't even had
my coffee yet.
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- Well, get it to go.
Bring your camera.
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I'm serving up breakfast
with a side of justice.
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- What are you
talking about, Joe?
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- Carole Baskin
came after my mom.
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- Time to introduce that bitch
to my...
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going-to-Tampa gun.
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- So the man you're requesting
a restraining order for,
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this Joe Schreibvogel,
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he assaulted you?
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- Yes, he dragged me
from his vehicle,
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and he threw my body
to the ground,
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and then he shot me.
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Bang, bang, bang.
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- Three times.
- Four times.
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- Oh, thank you, honey.
Four times in the chest.
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- He shot you?
- Yes.
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And technically, it was
a blow-up doll of me,
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but to Joe, it was me.
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And he filmed the whole thing,
and he put it online.
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- The man
has threatened to kill her.
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- And what makes you so sure
he meant the doll to be you?
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- Oh, well,
here, just look at this.
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- Please.
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- That bullet's for you,Carole Baskin!
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You keep coming after my mom,you get the whole clip!
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You hear me, Carole?
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- Yeah, he meant it to be you.
- Yeah.
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- What did he mean about you
coming for his mother?
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- Joe recently surrendered
a lawsuit to us
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for a million dollars,
which he does not have.
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- Right, but he does
have a zoo,
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and he was afraid
he was gonna lose it.
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- Right, so he transferred it
into his mother's name--
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- Right, thereby hiding
his biggest asset--
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Which is fraud,
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but now the court
has to question Joe's mother.
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- Right, and that's
standard procedure,
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but in his twisted brain,
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he thinks that I put them
up to it, so hence the...
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- Does he have
a history of violence?
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- Oh, yes. Yes.
- Yes.
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- Yes, extremely abusive
towards his animals.
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I mean with humans.
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Oh.
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Well, not to our knowledge.
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- But I wouldn't be surprised.
- Yes.
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- Has he ever been physical
with you?
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- We have never met
face-to-face.
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He lives in Oklahoma.
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- Look, I'm sorry,
but I'm afraid
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you don't have enough grounds
for a restraining order.
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Yeah.
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- In our county,
you have to be struck
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twice before you can petition.
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- You're saying in order
to get a restraining order,
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Joe has to try to kill her
twice and miss?
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Just because he hasn't
physically struck her yet
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doesn't mean he won't.
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I mean, we don't know
what this man is capable of!
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- Honey, honey.
- We don't!
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- It's okay. It's okay.
- No, this is not correct.
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Sorry.
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This is outrageous.
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- And unsurprising, my love.
- What?
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- In my experience,
this is usually what happens
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when a woman goes
to the authorities for help,
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no offense.
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Okay, let's hurry.
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If we hit a few green lights,
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I can get
to my Spanish class on time.
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We're conjugating today.
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You're still going?
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- Yes, I'm still going.
Why wouldn't I go?
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Carole, I don't know.
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This just seems like a lot
for one day.
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- Well, I'm not
gonna let Joe
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hijack my life,
and neither should you.
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Let's go.
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I don't think I can drive.
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I'm just too upset.
I'm sorry.
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And in.
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Let it go now.
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Good, and in.
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And out.
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So now that we're both
grounded in this space,
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tell me, why hypnotherapy?
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- Um, I have been having
trouble sleeping.
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- How long
has this been going on?
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- About two months.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Yeah, can't sleep at all,
and then...
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if I ever do fall asleep,
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I am plagued by these
nightmares about alligators.
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Alligators everywhere,
slithering through my hallways
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and jumping on the bed,
and I--I try to run away,
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but I can't--I can't move,
and it's terrifying.
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Why alligators, do you think?
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I don't know, Florida?
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So you feel out of control.
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Do you feel out of control
in your waking life?
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- I thought this was
hypnotherapy,
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not woo-woo psychoanalysis
that takes ten years.
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- Are you uncomfortable talking
about what's bothering you?
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No.
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- Because I believe
nightmares come from somewhere.
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- Uh-huh.
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- So is there anything
out of the ordinary going on?
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Um, it, you know...
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My car had a problem,
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and my husband disappeared
a year ago,
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and they thought
I had something
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to do with it,
which is ridiculous.
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And throughout it all,
I have been alone, very alone.
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- Would you like
to change that?
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Um, no, thank you.
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I'm not dating.
I have horrific instincts.
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Every man that I ever
was with, I thought was "ahh"
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and turned
out to be "ugh," so...
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This is starting to feel
a little woo-woo.
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- What if I told you
I could help you
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take all those feelings
you have, box 'em up,
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and put them on a shelf
inside your brain?
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That way,
they won't take over your life.
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- Love that.
Yes. Yes.
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You'll feel more in control.
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Because ultimately,
what you think about,
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you bring about.
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- What you think about,
you bring about.
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- So I'm guessing you're here
for the early bird special.
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When in Florida, you know.
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Howard Baskin.
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I am Carole Stairs.
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- How do you do?
- Nice to meet you.
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Pleasure.
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- Um, what brings you
this afternoon?
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- Well, I'm friends
with the organizer, Mary.
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- Oh, yeah, of course.
Me too.
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- Oh, good.
Oh, good, yes.
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So I'm a bit of a softy,
so she always invites me,
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and I donate
to her animal causes,
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and everybody's happy.
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How about you?
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- I am one
of her animal causes.
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- Oh, really?
- Yes.
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- How about that?
- Yes.
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- Oh.
- I own a wildlife sanctuary.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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- Wow, well, now that I--
I see it now.
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Birds, am I right?
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Sorry, no.
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- No.
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- All right, well,
now, tell me, how are things
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in the wildlife sanctuary
business these days?
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Rough since 9/11.
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You know,
no tourism, no donations,
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but I have turned
things around,
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and I think we're doing okay.
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Wow, good for you.
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You must be really smart.
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God doesn't usually give
with two hands.
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Isn't this incredible?
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- Oh!
- Hi, Mary.
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Hi!
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- Look at you!
- How are you?
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Nice to see you.
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- Can you believe
I got this place for free?
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- Wow.
- I told the manager,
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if the aquarium doesn't care
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that manatees are being gutted
by propellers,
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then why should anyone else?
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- Yes, yes.
- Precisely.
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- I see you two have met.
- Yes.
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- Howard, you have to speak
to Stu.
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Remember, I was telling you
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about his waste management
company?
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Stu! Stu!
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Now, go and talk to him,
Howard.
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He needs your expertise.
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- Well, excuse me.
Very nice to meet you, Carole.
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Nice to meet you.
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Thank you for coming early.
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You're killing me over here.
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What?
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Oh!
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Like, Howard?
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- Why, is there something
wrong with Howard?
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- Married?
- No.
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- Probation?
- No, it's--
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I mean,
isn't he kind of...vanilla?
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Oh, yeah.
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- I didn't think
that was your type.
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Precisely.
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Okay.
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Can you give him my number?
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Think could use
a little scoop of vanilla
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- right about now.
- Oh!
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- Swelling'll be down
by Saturday, right?
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Man's getting married.
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You all right, Rick?
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Maybe you should lay off
the sauce a little while, huh?
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- It ain't the booze.
I haven't slept well in a week.
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I think I got a stomach thing.
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- Well, if you're gonna puke,
do it the other way.
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I'm paying good money
for this hair.
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- Hey, hey!
- Hey.
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- Well, guess who finally got
a friend request.
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About damn time!
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- I was starting
to feel left out.
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- Carole Baskin's been
contacting my employees,
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trying to turn them
Benedict Arnold on me.
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- You gotta hand it to that
psycho, she's got balls.
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Big hairy monkey balls.
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- That monkey's climbing
up the wrong tree.
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Saff gave his arm for this zoo.
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America's gonna see it all
when Rick brings
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the footage to LA
and sells the shit out of it.
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- Only thing
we need now is a title.
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- What, you didn't like
"Joe Exotic's Pussies"?
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- I think I gotta
call it a day, Joe.
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We got a show to make.
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- I--I can't.
I'm sick.
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Bullshit.
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I got just
the thing for you.
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How much you weigh, Rick?
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Oh, 180?
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What is that?
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- Ketamine.
I use it all the time.
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On the animals.
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You're an animal, ain't you?
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- Uh-uh.
I'm in recovery, Joe.
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- But it's medicine,
vet approved.
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- Yeah, but you're
not a vet or a doctor.
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You don't get it, Rick.
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This is a kingdom...
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And I'm the goddamn king.
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I am the Tiger King.
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Howard?
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Uh...
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Howard?
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What--
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Oh, fuck.
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Not again.
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- Give me some room
down there.
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My boys are getting squished.
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Joe wanted them tight.
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- I guess whatever Joe wants,
Joe gets, huh?
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- Oh, man,
I can feel my heartbeat
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all the way down in my crotch.
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- Don't you boys worry
about those wedding jitters.
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You're gonna look back one day
with a smile and say,
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"This was
the best day of my life."
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Ugh.
255
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,618
Aren't you nervous, John?
256
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,163
Why?
257
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,709
All just for the cameras.
258
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,879
It don't mean shit.
259
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,804
- Told y'all
to stay on my left!
260
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,222
That's my good side.
261
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,018
- You're gonna look great when
you walk down the aisle, Joe.
262
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,936
Now, for the song,
263
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,938
I was thinking
something classic,
264
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,858
like Diana Ross'
"I'm Coming Out."
265
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:41,488
- Rick, that's the gayest shit
anyone ever said at this zoo.
266
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:44,282
There she is,
light of my life!
267
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,076
I was so excited,
268
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,370
I woke up at 4:00
without an alarm.
269
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,705
- Oh, I'm so glad
you could be here, Ma.
270
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,499
You have always been there
for me,
271
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,043
no matter what anybody thinks.
272
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,796
You look very handsome.
273
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,547
Oh, so you made it, Chealsi?
274
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:00,882
What are we even doing here?
275
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,676
You can't marry two people.
It's illegal.
276
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,095
- You can do anything
when you're the goddamn king.
277
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,596
Yeah, king of bullshit.
278
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:07,931
- Wait, can I do
that one again?
279
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,724
Yeah, go again.
280
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,185
- You can do anything
when you're the goddamn king.
281
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,270
This is ridiculous.
282
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,231
Can you tell Freddy Krueger
here to back off?
283
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,524
What's your damn problem?
284
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,401
- My problem is you
getting your mom involved
285
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,486
in your dumbass fight
with that woman from Florida.
286
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,655
- That ain't my fault!
- Now, don't fight, you two.
287
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,323
- Uh, you know what?
It is your fault.
288
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,908
You're the one
who transferred the zoo
289
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,535
into Grandma's name, okay?
290
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,537
So now all kinds of people
have been calling,
291
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,913
and they're snooping around.
292
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,581
They're accusing her of fraud.
293
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,375
Get this walking cadaver
out of my face
294
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,043
before I break his camera!
295
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,211
Relax, Chealsi.
296
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,421
When I sell this show,
we're gonna have
297
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,755
more than enough money
to get Carole
298
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,091
off our backs for good,
and I'll take care of Ma.
299
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,426
Yeah, right.
300
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,678
Who's gonna pay to watch
your stupid ass on TV?
301
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,431
- Why do you have to be
such a cunt on my wedding day?
302
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:52,100
You know, maybe you should try
to get laid more often.
303
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,560
Might improve your attitude.
304
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,228
- Yeah, 'cause you taking two
up your ass
305
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:57,313
has made you such a delight.
306
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,566
Joe.
307
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,609
- What?
- Excuse me.
308
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,112
You got any idea
where Travis might be?
309
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,752
What's going on?
310
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,881
Get cold feet?
311
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,884
Why are you marrying me?
312
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,093
See, I don't know.
313
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,095
Maybe it's 'cause
I fucking love you.
314
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,597
Is it for the cameras?
315
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:31,723
What?
316
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,350
- Like, is any
of this real,
317
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,768
or are you just doing it
for your TV show?
318
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,520
- What--you really wanna know?
- Yeah.
319
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,731
- I'm marrying you
'cause you're hot as shit
320
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,191
and I can't believe
you looked at me twice.
321
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,317
Joe, I'm being serious!
322
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:43,818
- So am I!
Don't you believe me?
323
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,362
- I don't know
what to believe anymore.
324
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,696
You're running around
making crazy videos.
325
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:47,947
You're shooting up
the Carole doll.
326
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:48,907
How am I supposed
to believe
327
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,241
that any of this
is actually real?
328
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,576
- I'm just making drama,
that's all.
329
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,827
That's what you're supposed
to do for a TV show.
330
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,871
Nobody watches "Duck Dynasty"
for the ducks.
331
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:58,667
But this thing--you and me?
332
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,878
Best fucking thing
that ever happened to me.
333
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:05,340
Ain't nothing
more real than us...
334
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,053
Except for maybe this hard-on
I got for you right now.
335
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,596
- Joe, shut the--
Joe, get the fuck outta here.
336
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,973
- Come on, hey, tell me that
ain't true love right there.
337
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,225
- Dickhead.
- Feel that.
338
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,852
Come on, look,
I play up the Tiger King thing
339
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:21,981
for the cameras, but I'll
always be Joe Maldonado to you.
340
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,276
You're taking my name?
341
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,486
Yeah, I'm taking your name.
342
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:28,863
- What, really?
- Yeah.
343
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,615
That's so sick!
344
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:37,497
Come on, let's go get hitched.
345
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,375
- You on the groom's side
or the groom's side
346
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,626
or the groom's side?
347
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,382
What?
348
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,342
I ain't never been
on TV before.
349
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:34,471
Joe, John, Travis,
350
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,681
as you embark on this
holy state of matrimony,
351
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,892
strive to make real ideals
352
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,352
that will bring meaning
to this ceremony
353
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,854
and to the sanctity
of marriage.
354
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:46,441
Do you take each other
to be your husbands?
355
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,693
- I do.
- I do.
356
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,403
Sure.
357
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,238
Then kiss, damn it!
358
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,837
Congratulations, husbands.
359
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,802
Yeah, we did it! Whoo!
360
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,053
We did it!
361
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,137
Oh, get the shot.
362
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,746
Looking good, Mr. Maldonado!
363
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,499
- Thank you!
Where's John?
364
00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:13,028
I didn't see that coming.
365
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,487
Me neither.
366
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,407
But hey...
367
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:22,370
If Joe can get his,
why can't I get mine?
368
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,457
And I got mine too.
369
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,836
Congrats on getting married.
370
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,729
Oh, what's that?
371
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,856
- Photos from
Joe's social media.
372
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,149
Oh!
373
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,817
- He makes fun of me
for having three husbands.
374
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,070
At least I didn't marry
them all at the same time.
375
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,199
Look at those outfits.
376
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,909
- Oh, my God, I'm just--
377
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,870
- I'm wearing the same shirt!
- Oh, my God!
378
00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:09,751
So did any of Joe's employees
get back to you?
379
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:13,505
- No, unless you count
a photo of a bare ass.
380
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,049
- A bear's ass
or a person's bare ass?
381
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,926
- Bare, B-A-R-E.
382
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,428
- Oh.
- Though not devoid of fur.
383
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,517
- I thought one of them
would turn, you know?
384
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,936
But he's got them all
so brainwashed.
385
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,939
- Well, they rely on him
for their livelihood, you know?
386
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,816
It's really hard to get someone
to break rank
387
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,693
when they have so much to lose.
388
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,614
- I guess there's one person
I haven't reached out to yet
389
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:42,075
who has everything to lose.
390
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,424
Hello.
391
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,092
This is she.
Who's this?
392
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:03,888
You got some nerve calling here
after what you done to my son!
393
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,181
Hey, Grandma, who is it?
394
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:08,768
- It's that spawn of Satan,
Carole Baskin!
395
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,020
Gonna give her
a piece of my mind!
396
00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,188
- Okay, just don't
upset yourself, okay?
397
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,273
I'll get rid of her.
398
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,025
- You tell her
what's what, Chealsi!
399
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,362
- Are you trying to give
my grandmother a coronary?
400
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:20,655
The hell do you want?
401
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:22,699
- Listen,
I'm very sorry to bother you.
402
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:25,285
I did not mean to upset
Mrs. Schreibvogel.
403
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:28,496
I'm calling because
I'm worried about her.
404
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,165
Like you care.
405
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,125
You know people are saying she
committed fraud because of you?
406
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,002
I can't believe you'd do that
to an old lady.
407
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:35,962
- Okay, that's
not my doing.
408
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,840
That's Joe's.
He put her in that position.
409
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,217
- Yeah, that's 'cause
he's a lying sack of rat shit.
410
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:43,928
- I wouldn't have put it
quite like that,
411
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,639
but I'm glad that we agree.
412
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:53,480
It sounds like you care
about your grandma.
413
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:54,689
Of course.
414
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:56,775
I don't want her
caught up in this mess.
415
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,234
- What if I told you
there was something
416
00:21:58,276 --> 00:21:59,819
you could do about it?
417
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:12,415
Oh, I thought you were
working late tonight.
418
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:14,584
- No, I came home
to work on my radio prep.
419
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:15,669
Ah!
420
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:16,753
- Smells like a cantina
in here.
421
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:18,546
Ah, it's the limes.
422
00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:20,090
I'm practicing the Chuflay.
423
00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:22,342
It's a Bolivian cocktail
made with singani.
424
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:23,551
Amazing.
425
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:24,761
Oh, I found the most amazing
426
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,763
Colombian arepa recipe.
427
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:29,432
We gotta put it on the menu.
It'll knock your socks off.
428
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:32,560
- Have I told you lately
that I just lose my pants
429
00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:33,937
for a party planner, Howard?
430
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,856
That's a good thing!
431
00:22:36,898 --> 00:22:39,192
Well, you graduated
Spanish Two.
432
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:42,987
I want our dinner guests
to taste how proud I am of you.
433
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,197
both: Mwah.
434
00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,740
- Well, we can
add this to the list
435
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,450
- of things to celebrate.
- Yeah?
436
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:51,454
- I got Joe's niece
to write a letter to the judge
437
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:53,915
saying that he transferred
the zoo under false pretenses.
438
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:56,960
How?
439
00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:58,128
I called Joe's mom,
440
00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,463
and Chealsi got on the phone.
441
00:23:00,505 --> 00:23:01,881
So do you think
that'll get the court
442
00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:03,883
to transfer the zoo
back into Joe's name?
443
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,343
- Yeah, but I--
I thought you were
444
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,262
just reaching out
to Joe's employees.
445
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:08,972
- Well, I did,
and it didn't work,
446
00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:10,557
so I tried something else.
447
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:13,977
Okay, but...
448
00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:16,855
What?
449
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,733
- I just don't want
things to escalate
450
00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:21,067
any more
than they already have.
451
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:23,361
- They already shot me
in effigy, Howard.
452
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,363
How much more
could it escalate?
453
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:32,454
Why don't you let me
handle Joe
454
00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:34,164
and you help me
with my radio prep
455
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:35,415
if you're up for it?
456
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,042
Okay, yes.
457
00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:43,381
Okay.
458
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:46,760
So here it is.
459
00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:47,844
Okay.
460
00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:49,971
This is Big Cat Rescue.
461
00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:54,517
Wow.
462
00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:57,437
I do wonder what that is.
463
00:23:57,479 --> 00:24:00,357
- Well, that's obviously
a tiger hammock.
464
00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:02,025
Never saw
a tiger hammock before?
465
00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:04,402
- Not yet.
That's creative.
466
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,862
Thanks.
467
00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:07,739
Ugh, I'm sorry.
468
00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:10,533
- Can I ask you a question?
- Mm.
469
00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:15,121
I felt like we had a connection
at the aquarium.
470
00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:16,748
Well, I thought so too.
471
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:18,875
- So why did you wait
three weeks to call me?
472
00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:20,377
- Well--
- My daughter said
473
00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:23,129
that maybe you were some kind
of player or something.
474
00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:24,881
Well, to be honest,
475
00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,383
I actually had dates
476
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:28,802
scheduled
for those next three weeks.
477
00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:31,805
- Okay.
Oh, so you are a player.
478
00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:34,224
- No.
I mean, I don't think so.
479
00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:35,934
I'm not really sure
what that is.
480
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,812
- Let me try to explain.
- Please.
481
00:24:38,853 --> 00:24:41,398
- So I had already scheduled
those dates before we met,
482
00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:45,527
and I thought I needed to see
those commitments through.
483
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:48,071
It just felt like
the right thing to do.
484
00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:51,658
- Well, you really are
a good guy.
485
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:52,867
I hope so.
486
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:54,077
Yikes.
487
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,663
- Unless that's code
for boring.
488
00:24:56,705 --> 00:24:57,914
No, no, no, no.
489
00:24:57,956 --> 00:25:01,209
Um...reliable?
490
00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:04,629
Oh, that might be worse.
491
00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:08,466
I'll have you know
I can be a real loose cannon.
492
00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:09,926
Okay.
493
00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:12,554
- Yes, just the other day,
I was looking at my kitchen,
494
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,389
and I realized
it could use some color.
495
00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:16,307
- Uh-huh.
- So by the end of that week,
496
00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:20,020
that kitchen was mauve,
just like that.
497
00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:22,313
- Mauve?
- Yes.
498
00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:24,190
So your kitchen is pink?
499
00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:26,317
No, it's mauve.
500
00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,237
Sounds pink to me.
501
00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:31,281
Well...
502
00:25:32,824 --> 00:25:34,492
That's funny.
503
00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:42,167
Am I gonna say it?
504
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,627
Yeah, I'll say it.
505
00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:47,255
I like you, Howard.
506
00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:49,466
- I like you.
- Okay.
507
00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:53,970
That's scary for me to admit,
508
00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:57,349
because I do not usually
choose wisely.
509
00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:59,559
It's probably too early
for me to be laying
510
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:02,312
my baggage
at your feet like this.
511
00:26:02,354 --> 00:26:05,982
- Cards on the table.
That's how I like to play too.
512
00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:07,317
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
513
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:11,279
Well, I was married before.
514
00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:12,822
- Yes.
Well, Mary told me.
515
00:26:12,864 --> 00:26:14,657
Yeah.
516
00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:18,995
And people have said some
pretty nasty things about me.
517
00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:20,663
I don't listen to gossip.
518
00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:22,540
- I was married
twice before, actually.
519
00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:23,667
Mm.
520
00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:25,335
- Had a lot of boyfriends
before that.
521
00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:27,671
- Mm.
- Couple girlfriends too.
522
00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:29,172
Oh.
523
00:26:29,214 --> 00:26:31,341
- Cards on the table.
524
00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:33,760
- Well, no one can accuse you
of being boring.
525
00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:35,553
Well, thank you.
526
00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:40,266
- Does it bother you
that I've never been married?
527
00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:43,186
- I will admit
that I'm curious about it.
528
00:26:43,228 --> 00:26:44,938
Will you tell me why?
529
00:26:44,979 --> 00:26:46,606
Yes, yes, happy to.
530
00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:51,444
I've asked a lot of married
people over the years,
531
00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:54,239
if they could go back
and do it again, would they?
532
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:58,368
And a few say no,
but most pause.
533
00:26:58,410 --> 00:27:01,079
- Briefly, but still...
- Mm.
534
00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:03,707
- That pause
tells you everything.
535
00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:09,587
Only about 13% say yes
right away, unequivocally.
536
00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:12,882
And I realized
537
00:27:12,924 --> 00:27:16,219
I only want to get married
if I can be certain
538
00:27:16,261 --> 00:27:19,014
I'll be in the 13%.
539
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:21,641
Hmm.
540
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:26,938
Um...
541
00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:28,773
the cats come first.
542
00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:33,069
I'm never gonna change that.
543
00:27:33,111 --> 00:27:35,030
- Why would
I want you to change?
544
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:42,454
But tiger cubs are so cute.
545
00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:44,247
How can it be wrong
to hold one?
546
00:27:44,289 --> 00:27:47,417
They are phenomenally cute,
547
00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:49,753
but you have to remember
that those tiger cubs
548
00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:52,339
have been ripped prematurely
from their mothers
549
00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:54,549
before they've had
a chance to nurse.
550
00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:57,427
And then when it ages out,
it's going to be locked up
551
00:27:57,469 --> 00:28:00,055
in a dusty cage
for the rest of its life
552
00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:04,059
or, worse, euthanized,
553
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:06,186
so suddenly not so cute.
554
00:28:06,227 --> 00:28:08,104
- Oh, that's terrible.
- Yeah.
555
00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:09,939
Well, consider me converted.
556
00:28:09,981 --> 00:28:11,232
Well, good.
557
00:28:11,274 --> 00:28:14,027
Let's take some calls.
558
00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:16,780
First up
is Linda from Sarasota.
559
00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:18,823
- Yeah, I just wanted to say,I didn't know
560
00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:21,451
- any of this was going on.
- Uh-huh.
561
00:28:21,493 --> 00:28:23,328
- Thank you for openingmy eyes.
562
00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:26,289
Is there anythingI can do to help?
563
00:28:26,331 --> 00:28:28,458
- Okay, yes,
that's an excellent question.
564
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:31,211
You can call
your congressperson.
565
00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:33,463
We are diligently
trying to bring
566
00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:35,507
our Big Cat Public Safety Act
567
00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:37,133
to Washington,
and we need a sponsor.
568
00:28:37,175 --> 00:28:40,428
So if every one of your
listeners called their rep,
569
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,514
we would be in D.C.
by the end of the year.
570
00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:43,765
I will, thanks.
571
00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:45,475
- Which'd be really good
for the cats.
572
00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:49,145
- Time for our next caller.
We've got Joe on the line.
573
00:28:49,187 --> 00:28:50,480
How are you, Joe?
574
00:28:50,522 --> 00:28:51,940
- I'd be a hellof a lot better
575
00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:53,775
if Carolewould get off my ass.
576
00:28:55,443 --> 00:28:57,529
First you come aftermy livelihood.
577
00:28:57,570 --> 00:29:00,323
Then you get my ownflesh and blood to turn on me.
578
00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:03,243
- It sounds like you two
know each other.
579
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:07,664
- Yeah, well--
yes, this is a--this is
580
00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:10,291
a known animal abusernamed Joe Exotic.
581
00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:11,751
Hold on.
582
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:14,879
- And he has been the focus
of one of our campaigns.
583
00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:16,172
I'll have you know,
584
00:29:16,214 --> 00:29:17,382
the way this man
treats his animals,
585
00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:18,717
he is one of the worst
offenders
586
00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:20,635
I've ever come acrossin my career.
587
00:29:20,677 --> 00:29:22,554
That is a lie.
588
00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:24,848
All I've ever done
was love on my animals,
589
00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:27,434
and I've rescued more cats
than you ever will.
590
00:29:27,475 --> 00:29:29,352
- And that's to say nothing
of the unsafe conditions
591
00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:30,854
at his zoo
for the human beings.
592
00:29:30,895 --> 00:29:32,355
Just recently,one of his employees
593
00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:34,357
had his arm chewed off
by a tiger.
594
00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:35,692
That was an accident!
595
00:29:35,734 --> 00:29:37,527
And at least I gave him
room and board.
596
00:29:37,569 --> 00:29:39,112
You don't even pay
your goddamn people!
597
00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:41,990
- Sir, this is public radio.
Please watch your language.
598
00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:43,074
- They play musicon the radio.
599
00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:44,325
All you do is talk.
600
00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:45,910
What's the point
of a station that don't play
601
00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:46,995
Clint Black or Garth Brooks?
602
00:29:47,037 --> 00:29:48,496
You know, I madesome songs myself.
603
00:29:48,538 --> 00:29:50,707
- You should put 'em on.
- Okay, this is the way
604
00:29:50,749 --> 00:29:52,667
he treats your audience,
imagine how he treats his cats.
605
00:29:52,709 --> 00:29:54,544
- I think you need to shutyour mouth, Carole,
606
00:29:54,586 --> 00:29:57,422
acting like some goddamn saint.
607
00:29:57,464 --> 00:29:58,715
- I would like
all the listeners to know...
608
00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:00,383
That you're freaking crazy?
609
00:30:00,425 --> 00:30:02,594
- That I will not rest
in my life
610
00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:05,013
until abusers like Joe
611
00:30:05,055 --> 00:30:07,515
are kept as far away
from animals as possible.
612
00:30:07,557 --> 00:30:10,185
- Ha! Like you can keep me
away from my animals!
613
00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:11,478
Well, we will see.
614
00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:13,104
Damn right, we will!
615
00:30:13,146 --> 00:30:14,606
And just 'cause the zoo'sback in my name
616
00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:15,982
don't mean you won.
617
00:30:16,024 --> 00:30:17,317
You have no idea
618
00:30:17,359 --> 00:30:19,444
what I'm willing to do
for my animals.
619
00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:21,196
- You have no idea
what I'm willing to do.
620
00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:22,781
Okay, let's take a breather.
621
00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:25,909
Mark my words, Carole Baskin.
622
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:27,994
Before this is over,
623
00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:30,205
you will stop breathing.
624
00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:38,338
You get all that?
625
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:40,799
Yeah.
626
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,926
Are you okay?
627
00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:44,427
I'm fine.
628
00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:49,349
Joe has just showed us
exactly why it's critical
629
00:30:49,391 --> 00:30:53,812
to pass this bill
and to stop psychos like him
630
00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:57,273
from being in possession
of these marvelous animals.
631
00:30:57,315 --> 00:31:00,568
So, um,
please pick up your phone
632
00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:02,946
and call your congressperson.
633
00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:05,407
Um, okay, thank you.
634
00:31:13,832 --> 00:31:14,874
- This one's called
the Gold Shooting Star.
635
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,835
Goes on for, like,
30 seconds.
636
00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:18,420
Looks awesome at night.
637
00:31:18,461 --> 00:31:19,462
Me and some friends
are gonna go
638
00:31:19,504 --> 00:31:21,715
shoot some more off
on Saturday.
639
00:31:24,676 --> 00:31:26,469
I ain't doing nothing
on Saturday.
640
00:31:26,511 --> 00:31:29,055
Seriously?
641
00:31:32,183 --> 00:31:35,228
Yeah, if that's cool.
642
00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:36,396
Well, you tell me.
643
00:31:36,438 --> 00:31:38,273
You're the one
that's married to my boss.
644
00:31:40,817 --> 00:31:42,277
I'm a grown man.
645
00:31:44,362 --> 00:31:45,655
I can do whatever I want.
646
00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:51,619
Okay.
647
00:31:51,661 --> 00:31:54,539
Saturday night, fireworks.
648
00:31:56,499 --> 00:31:58,168
I'll see you there.
649
00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:08,261
- Afternoon.
Lucas Fields.
650
00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:11,848
I've been assigned
to inventory your assets.
651
00:32:11,890 --> 00:32:13,850
- That's gotta be one
of the worst pickup lines
652
00:32:13,892 --> 00:32:17,312
I've ever heard,
but I can assure you,
653
00:32:17,354 --> 00:32:18,855
assets are substantial.
654
00:32:18,897 --> 00:32:21,024
- Ah!
655
00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:24,694
- Uh, sir,
you have a $1-million judgment
656
00:32:24,736 --> 00:32:26,529
against you, yeah.
657
00:32:26,571 --> 00:32:29,199
Since this zoo is back
in your name, we have to take
658
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,327
an inventory to assess
how you're gonna make good.
659
00:32:33,453 --> 00:32:35,580
That bitch sent you.
660
00:32:35,622 --> 00:32:37,499
- Excuse me?
- Don't play dumb.
661
00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:39,542
Carole Baskin.
662
00:32:39,584 --> 00:32:41,127
I was sent by the court.
663
00:32:41,169 --> 00:32:42,796
- Does he have a choice
in this, Chase?
664
00:32:42,837 --> 00:32:45,131
- Afraid not.
The law's the law.
665
00:32:45,173 --> 00:32:47,342
- Why?
He didn't do anything wrong.
666
00:32:47,384 --> 00:32:49,260
It's okay.
667
00:32:49,302 --> 00:32:52,263
Let's give this bottom-feeder
a free tour.
668
00:32:53,431 --> 00:32:54,766
No skin off my ass.
669
00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:56,101
I'll be rich
670
00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:58,853
before anyone takes
a pebble off my land.
671
00:32:58,895 --> 00:33:01,940
My producer's in Hollywood
right now, setting it up.
672
00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:05,610
After 30 years in TV,
673
00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:08,238
I thought I'd seen it all.
674
00:33:08,279 --> 00:33:10,240
I've interviewed
A-list celebrities.
675
00:33:10,281 --> 00:33:12,992
I've smoked crack
with vice cops after a bust.
676
00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:14,577
Hell, I worked
with Bill O'Reilly
677
00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:16,246
and didn't end up
in a loony bin.
678
00:33:18,456 --> 00:33:22,794
Joe Exotic is the craziest
motherfucker I've ever met.
679
00:33:22,836 --> 00:33:25,755
And I can promise you,
680
00:33:25,797 --> 00:33:28,883
America is gonna love him.
681
00:33:38,935 --> 00:33:41,563
Are the firearms necessary?
682
00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:44,399
- In case
the tigers get unruly.
683
00:33:44,441 --> 00:33:46,234
And do they get unruly often?
684
00:33:46,276 --> 00:33:48,153
Often enough.
685
00:33:49,237 --> 00:33:51,823
- Have you heard from Rick?
- Not yet.
686
00:33:51,865 --> 00:33:53,867
20 minutes ago,
the meeting started.
687
00:33:53,908 --> 00:33:56,244
How long does a damn pitch
take, anyway?
688
00:33:56,286 --> 00:33:57,746
- Do I look like I've
ever been to Hollywood?
689
00:33:57,787 --> 00:33:58,872
Excuse me.
690
00:33:58,913 --> 00:34:02,167
Uh, so when were
the cages built?
691
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:05,086
- How long does it take a suit
to say yes and sign a check?
692
00:34:05,128 --> 00:34:06,588
Uh, sir?
693
00:34:06,629 --> 00:34:07,964
- I'm in the middle
of something.
694
00:34:08,006 --> 00:34:09,507
- I have to account
for everything.
695
00:34:09,549 --> 00:34:11,009
The cages, please?
696
00:34:12,135 --> 00:34:14,304
- Oh, you wanna know
about the cages.
697
00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:16,556
Should've said so before.
698
00:34:16,598 --> 00:34:19,684
Come on,
let's show him the cages.
699
00:34:27,192 --> 00:34:29,277
Come on in. Look around.
700
00:34:29,319 --> 00:34:31,029
Meet Bonedigger.
701
00:34:31,863 --> 00:34:33,573
Close the gate, please.
702
00:34:33,615 --> 00:34:35,283
What, you don't like tigers?
703
00:34:35,325 --> 00:34:38,495
Guess we're gonna find out
whether they like you.
704
00:34:39,704 --> 00:34:40,997
Please close the gate.
705
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,375
Oh, no sudden moves, dude.
706
00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:45,460
No sudden moves.
You'll freak him out.
707
00:34:45,502 --> 00:34:48,046
- Hey, hey, hey, Joe, come on.
Look, what are you doing?
708
00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:49,589
- Ain't there
some dried-up turds in there
709
00:34:49,631 --> 00:34:50,840
you need to inventory?
710
00:34:50,882 --> 00:34:52,092
Hey, Joe, close the gate.
711
00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:53,760
Joe, come on, close the gate!
712
00:34:53,802 --> 00:34:55,762
- Gotta have an account
of everything.
713
00:34:55,804 --> 00:34:57,972
- Close the goddamn gate, Joe!
- Joe.
714
00:34:58,014 --> 00:34:59,265
I think we've had our fun.
715
00:34:59,307 --> 00:35:01,017
- Hey, Rink,
don't be a buzzkill.
716
00:35:01,059 --> 00:35:02,852
- Show's over, buddy.
Come on, now.
717
00:35:02,894 --> 00:35:05,146
- Oh, come on,
I ain't gonna let Bonedigger
718
00:35:05,188 --> 00:35:06,690
take more
than a nibble out of him.
719
00:35:21,705 --> 00:35:24,416
It's just a nightmare.
720
00:35:24,457 --> 00:35:26,751
There are no alligators
in your house.
721
00:35:28,545 --> 00:35:30,088
Nothing's gonna hurt you.
722
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,134
What you think about,
you bring about.
723
00:35:34,843 --> 00:35:37,887
What you think about,
you bring about.
724
00:35:50,692 --> 00:35:52,152
Honey.
725
00:35:52,193 --> 00:35:54,404
Honey,
you're not gonna believe this.
726
00:35:54,446 --> 00:35:56,990
I found curtido
at the specialty market.
727
00:35:57,032 --> 00:35:59,951
Our vegan pupusas are
gonna be off the cadena.
728
00:35:59,993 --> 00:36:03,371
Ah. Agh! Ugh!
729
00:36:04,706 --> 00:36:08,668
I keep using tildes
where acute accents should go.
730
00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:09,878
Don't know why.
731
00:36:09,919 --> 00:36:11,004
- You know, you can skip
the fancy menus
732
00:36:11,046 --> 00:36:12,839
for one dinner party,
my love.
733
00:36:12,881 --> 00:36:14,466
- They are my signature,
Carole.
734
00:36:14,507 --> 00:36:16,801
People expect them.
735
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,143
- My love...
736
00:36:25,185 --> 00:36:27,354
Is this about the radio show?
737
00:36:27,395 --> 00:36:30,065
'Cause you cannot let
Joe get to you.
738
00:36:32,275 --> 00:36:37,072
- He threatened to kill you,
Carole, on the air.
739
00:36:37,113 --> 00:36:38,615
- Yes, but he gave us
a gift,
740
00:36:38,656 --> 00:36:41,034
because that congresswomen
wants to sit down
741
00:36:41,076 --> 00:36:42,952
because of the radio show.
742
00:36:42,994 --> 00:36:45,538
So...I don't know.
743
00:36:45,580 --> 00:36:49,542
Sometimes you just have to take
all those nasty feelings
744
00:36:49,584 --> 00:36:51,044
and put them in a box
745
00:36:51,086 --> 00:36:54,214
and put them up on the shelf
where they can't get to you.
746
00:36:55,131 --> 00:36:57,884
Trust me, it works.
747
00:36:57,926 --> 00:36:59,386
I'm gonna go get ready.
748
00:37:05,266 --> 00:37:07,644
What is going on with Howard?
749
00:37:08,645 --> 00:37:10,063
Where is he?
750
00:37:10,105 --> 00:37:11,481
He's gonna be here.
751
00:37:11,523 --> 00:37:12,565
- This is not
the kind of thing
752
00:37:12,607 --> 00:37:14,442
you show up
fashionably late for.
753
00:37:15,777 --> 00:37:17,404
Was I was wrong about Howard?
754
00:37:20,448 --> 00:37:22,242
Is that him?
755
00:37:24,619 --> 00:37:25,912
It can't be.
756
00:37:27,789 --> 00:37:30,458
Oh, my Lord.
757
00:37:33,128 --> 00:37:34,379
- What in the hell
are you doing?
758
00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:37,966
- I told you,
I am full of surprises.
759
00:37:42,178 --> 00:37:44,180
Honey, you look hot.
760
00:38:08,163 --> 00:38:09,330
When it came to the vows,
761
00:38:09,372 --> 00:38:12,625
I wanted to do something
a little different.
762
00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:17,005
So I asked you, Carole,
if you would sit down with me
763
00:38:17,047 --> 00:38:20,258
and together write up
a constitution
764
00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:22,469
laying out how each of us
wants to be treated.
765
00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:25,180
- Mm-hmm.
- A contract, if you will.
766
00:38:25,221 --> 00:38:26,639
Sue me. I'm a lawyer.
767
00:38:29,184 --> 00:38:34,064
- So here is our
Declaration of Interdependence.
768
00:38:35,023 --> 00:38:37,359
Uh, okay.
769
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,235
Okay.
770
00:38:39,277 --> 00:38:43,073
- We promise to always
be on each other's team...
771
00:38:43,114 --> 00:38:45,617
- And together
on the cats' team...
772
00:38:45,658 --> 00:38:49,746
- To tell each other the truth,
even when it's hard...
773
00:38:49,788 --> 00:38:52,999
- To always be up front
with our feelings
774
00:38:53,041 --> 00:38:55,377
and never
let resentment bottle up.
775
00:39:00,548 --> 00:39:02,884
- And for the
pièce de résistance,
776
00:39:02,926 --> 00:39:05,553
the majestic paella.
777
00:39:05,595 --> 00:39:07,222
Whoo!
778
00:39:07,263 --> 00:39:10,141
- Hailing from España,
this is the traditional dish
779
00:39:10,183 --> 00:39:11,685
of farmers and laborers.
780
00:39:11,726 --> 00:39:13,353
And of course,
we have put our own vegan spin
781
00:39:13,395 --> 00:39:15,146
on it, right, sweetie?
782
00:39:15,188 --> 00:39:17,107
Yeah.
783
00:39:17,148 --> 00:39:18,733
Thank you. Clap, clap!
784
00:39:18,775 --> 00:39:20,026
Oh, dear.
785
00:39:20,068 --> 00:39:22,821
Did you know that Spanish
is different in Spain
786
00:39:22,862 --> 00:39:24,280
than it is in Latin America?
787
00:39:24,322 --> 00:39:26,282
For instance, in Mexico,
they say gracias,
788
00:39:26,324 --> 00:39:28,034
and then in Spain,
they say "grathiath."
789
00:39:28,076 --> 00:39:29,577
"Grathiath, grathiath"!
790
00:39:29,619 --> 00:39:31,538
Looks delicious.
791
00:39:31,579 --> 00:39:32,789
- Valerie was in the middle
of telling us
792
00:39:32,831 --> 00:39:34,207
about her clothing business.
793
00:39:34,249 --> 00:39:36,292
Yeah, kids' pajamas.
794
00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:37,377
- I forgot
that you were doing that.
795
00:39:37,419 --> 00:39:38,878
- Yeah.
- How--how's that going?
796
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,338
It's getting there.
797
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:43,341
I love my work at BCR,
but I wanted to make
798
00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:45,552
my MBA work for myself.
799
00:39:45,593 --> 00:39:47,137
- Valerie has also
been doing amazing work
800
00:39:47,178 --> 00:39:48,888
for our legislation initiative.
801
00:39:48,930 --> 00:39:50,432
Oh, how's that going?
802
00:39:50,473 --> 00:39:53,226
- Would you believe
we might actually have
803
00:39:53,268 --> 00:39:57,397
a sponsor for our bill,
courtesy of Tampa Radio?
804
00:39:57,439 --> 00:39:59,149
- I didn't want
to bring up the interview
805
00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:00,400
in case it was a sore subject.
806
00:40:00,442 --> 00:40:01,651
Are you fucking kidding me?
807
00:40:01,693 --> 00:40:04,154
I'm gonna send that asshole
a gift basket.
808
00:40:05,447 --> 00:40:06,990
- Oh, good,
because if it were me,
809
00:40:07,032 --> 00:40:09,451
I'd be hiding under the covers
and popping Vicodin.
810
00:40:09,492 --> 00:40:11,745
- No, actually, the ones
you have to worry about
811
00:40:11,786 --> 00:40:13,288
are the ones
that don't give you heads-up
812
00:40:13,329 --> 00:40:15,040
before they come for you.
813
00:40:15,081 --> 00:40:17,083
- You sound like you know
from experience.
814
00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:18,668
Unfortunately.
815
00:40:18,710 --> 00:40:22,756
My first husband used
to drink himself into a stupor
816
00:40:22,797 --> 00:40:25,091
and beat me
within an inch of my life.
817
00:40:29,220 --> 00:40:30,889
Oh, Carole...
818
00:40:30,930 --> 00:40:33,683
- Oh, no, it's fine.
It's not a funeral.
819
00:40:33,725 --> 00:40:35,435
I'm still here.
820
00:40:35,477 --> 00:40:37,562
No, this one time--oh, my God.
821
00:40:37,604 --> 00:40:40,106
He took apart
a metal bed frame,
822
00:40:40,148 --> 00:40:41,358
and this is while
he was drunk,
823
00:40:41,399 --> 00:40:42,484
and he took
one of the railings,
824
00:40:42,525 --> 00:40:44,277
and he was chasing me
around the room,
825
00:40:44,319 --> 00:40:46,112
slamming it into the walls,
826
00:40:46,154 --> 00:40:48,615
trying to smash my skull open.
827
00:40:48,656 --> 00:40:51,242
Thank God he missed--
hit the wall, though.
828
00:40:51,284 --> 00:40:52,827
Guess who had to patch that up.
829
00:41:01,336 --> 00:41:02,671
Who wants another drink?
830
00:41:10,095 --> 00:41:12,263
- Where you been?
Been calling you.
831
00:41:12,305 --> 00:41:13,431
Yeah.
832
00:41:16,559 --> 00:41:18,520
Thought I should tell you
in person.
833
00:41:20,021 --> 00:41:21,898
Look...
834
00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:23,274
it didn't sell.
835
00:41:24,025 --> 00:41:24,984
What?
836
00:41:25,026 --> 00:41:26,945
They all passed.
837
00:41:26,986 --> 00:41:28,279
You're fucking with me.
838
00:41:28,321 --> 00:41:30,240
Good one, Rick.
839
00:41:30,281 --> 00:41:31,783
Wish I was.
840
00:41:36,538 --> 00:41:37,872
- Wait, did you
show them the shot
841
00:41:37,914 --> 00:41:40,917
of me on the throne
and Saff's arm?
842
00:41:40,959 --> 00:41:42,210
I showed it all.
843
00:41:42,252 --> 00:41:44,087
The networks
are terrified of blowback
844
00:41:44,129 --> 00:41:45,338
from the animal rights folks.
845
00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:47,215
They won't touch it.
I'm sorry, Joe.
846
00:41:47,257 --> 00:41:49,259
- I was counting
on this sale, Rick.
847
00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:50,885
Everything's depending on it.
848
00:41:50,927 --> 00:41:52,137
Hang on to that.
849
00:41:52,178 --> 00:41:54,347
It's the closest you'll get
to being on TV.
850
00:41:54,389 --> 00:41:55,682
- There's gotta be
someone else!
851
00:41:55,724 --> 00:41:57,851
- I pitched it
to everyone in town.
852
00:41:57,892 --> 00:41:59,436
- Well, then pitch it
to someone out of town!
853
00:41:59,477 --> 00:42:01,187
- Joe, I know
you're disappointed,
854
00:42:01,229 --> 00:42:02,230
but I think I know
a little more
855
00:42:02,272 --> 00:42:04,190
about this business
than you do.
856
00:42:04,232 --> 00:42:05,984
- Seems like
you don't know shit.
857
00:42:06,026 --> 00:42:08,361
I should've known better
than to hand my fucking show
858
00:42:08,403 --> 00:42:10,238
to a washed-up junkie.
859
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:13,450
- I'm not a junkie,
I'm a drunk,
860
00:42:13,491 --> 00:42:16,369
and if you're gonna shit on me,
do it right.
861
00:42:16,411 --> 00:42:17,746
If you think you're screwed,
862
00:42:17,787 --> 00:42:19,539
this was months
of my life here.
863
00:42:19,581 --> 00:42:21,875
I'm only gonna get
pennies on the dollar
864
00:42:21,916 --> 00:42:24,377
for the footage now.
865
00:42:24,419 --> 00:42:25,795
- I thought you said
there was no takers.
866
00:42:25,837 --> 00:42:28,340
- I can shop the B-roll,
try to salvage whatever I can.
867
00:42:28,381 --> 00:42:29,549
Shop to who?
868
00:42:29,591 --> 00:42:31,885
- To whoever'll
take it off my hands!
869
00:42:33,261 --> 00:42:36,139
Like Carole Baskin?
870
00:42:36,181 --> 00:42:38,016
- She got to you too, huh?
- What are you talking about?
871
00:42:38,058 --> 00:42:41,061
- First Chealsi stabs me
in the back, then you.
872
00:42:41,102 --> 00:42:42,729
Are you seriously nuts?
873
00:42:42,771 --> 00:42:44,147
- She's been trying
to find something
874
00:42:44,189 --> 00:42:46,816
to nail on me, and you're
giving her the fucking rope
875
00:42:46,858 --> 00:42:48,276
to hang me with!
876
00:42:49,611 --> 00:42:53,490
- You think I spent months
in Fucksville, Oklahoma,
877
00:42:53,531 --> 00:42:55,575
living in this open-air toilet,
878
00:42:55,617 --> 00:42:57,160
all so I could sell the footage
879
00:42:57,202 --> 00:43:00,080
to some woman I don't know
for a couple of bucks?
880
00:43:00,121 --> 00:43:02,415
- That's exactly what I think.
- Then you're the junkie.
881
00:43:02,457 --> 00:43:03,750
You're high
on your own bullshit.
882
00:43:03,792 --> 00:43:05,752
- You're not selling
my fucking footage,
883
00:43:05,794 --> 00:43:06,836
you hear me?
884
00:43:06,878 --> 00:43:09,005
- News flash:
you don't get a say.
885
00:43:09,047 --> 00:43:12,008
All the footage
in this room belongs to me.
886
00:43:12,050 --> 00:43:13,385
Since when?
887
00:43:13,426 --> 00:43:15,637
- Since you signed a contract
when we started.
888
00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:18,515
Next time,
read the fine print, asshole.
889
00:43:18,556 --> 00:43:21,726
I can't wait to get
outta this shithole.
890
00:43:21,768 --> 00:43:23,645
- Hey, I call the shots
around here.
891
00:43:23,687 --> 00:43:25,271
You can't walk out on me!
892
00:43:25,313 --> 00:43:26,481
Watch me.
893
00:43:50,046 --> 00:43:54,092
- Well, everybody
loved the food,
894
00:43:54,134 --> 00:43:55,844
clearly,
895
00:43:55,885 --> 00:43:58,096
and people couldn't get enough
of your cocktails.
896
00:43:58,138 --> 00:44:00,849
- Yeah, apart
from the showstopper
897
00:44:00,890 --> 00:44:02,600
about getting chased
with a lead pipe,
898
00:44:02,642 --> 00:44:04,102
the evening was a real hit.
899
00:44:05,478 --> 00:44:08,189
It was a metal rail,
900
00:44:08,231 --> 00:44:10,191
and they were
asking the questions.
901
00:44:13,069 --> 00:44:15,697
I'm sorry,
why did you throw out
902
00:44:15,739 --> 00:44:17,073
the rest of the paella?
903
00:44:17,115 --> 00:44:19,284
- 'Cause I don't want
any remains of this dinner.
904
00:44:19,325 --> 00:44:21,202
I would rather forget it.
905
00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:29,502
- I was just
answering honestly.
906
00:44:29,544 --> 00:44:31,629
- Well, sometimes
honesty is best served
907
00:44:31,671 --> 00:44:34,549
with a side of restraint.
908
00:44:34,591 --> 00:44:37,302
Not everyone's lived
what you have, Carole.
909
00:44:37,344 --> 00:44:38,845
Well, lucky them.
910
00:44:38,887 --> 00:44:40,805
I'm sorry I introduced
a little too much reality
911
00:44:40,847 --> 00:44:42,015
to our dinner party.
912
00:44:42,057 --> 00:44:43,850
It's not my job
to hold my tongue
913
00:44:43,892 --> 00:44:45,477
to make other people
feel comfortable.
914
00:44:45,518 --> 00:44:47,312
- Yes, it is
when you're the host.
915
00:44:48,104 --> 00:44:51,316
Look, you can talk
about whatever you want,
916
00:44:51,358 --> 00:44:56,529
but if what you say or do
brings up feelings in others,
917
00:44:56,571 --> 00:44:58,865
then you have
to allow for that.
918
00:44:58,907 --> 00:45:02,077
- When am I not allowing
for other people's feelings?
919
00:45:02,118 --> 00:45:04,537
- You don't seem
to care about mine!
920
00:45:05,872 --> 00:45:07,499
Not everyone can put
their feelings
921
00:45:07,540 --> 00:45:09,834
on a shelf, Carole.
922
00:45:09,876 --> 00:45:12,504
And every time I bring up
Joe's threats,
923
00:45:12,545 --> 00:45:14,339
you shut me down.
924
00:45:14,381 --> 00:45:17,425
- It's just that I've been
in situations like this before,
925
00:45:17,467 --> 00:45:20,845
and I feel like I know
how best to deal with them.
926
00:45:20,887 --> 00:45:23,348
- Best for you.
What about me?
927
00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:24,891
What about you?
928
00:45:24,933 --> 00:45:26,559
- Carole, you may be used to
dealing with people like Joe.
929
00:45:26,601 --> 00:45:29,229
This is the first time
my wife's life
930
00:45:29,270 --> 00:45:31,481
has been threatened.
931
00:45:31,523 --> 00:45:33,358
- I'm allowed
to disagree with you
932
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,360
about how best to proceed.
933
00:45:35,402 --> 00:45:37,904
- Yes, sure, but you--
934
00:45:37,946 --> 00:45:42,117
you should at least care
about what I feel.
935
00:45:42,951 --> 00:45:44,911
What happened
to our constitution, Carole?
936
00:45:44,953 --> 00:45:48,123
What happened to being
on each other's team?
937
00:45:48,164 --> 00:45:50,208
- Of course--
938
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:54,671
Jesus, of course
I care about how you feel.
939
00:45:54,713 --> 00:45:57,340
- I love that you're
driving this train.
940
00:45:57,382 --> 00:46:00,510
But sometimes I feel
941
00:46:00,552 --> 00:46:03,763
like I am just hanging
on the side.
942
00:46:06,433 --> 00:46:09,519
Well, I didn't know.
943
00:46:09,561 --> 00:46:11,521
I didn't know.
944
00:46:17,527 --> 00:46:21,072
- Maybe I haven't followed our
constitution so well either.
945
00:46:25,493 --> 00:46:29,289
I should have told you
how I felt before this.
946
00:46:29,330 --> 00:46:32,667
It's not easy sometimes.
947
00:46:35,754 --> 00:46:37,255
I'm sorry.
948
00:46:39,632 --> 00:46:45,305
I'm sorry that Joe's threats
have been so hard for you.
949
00:46:47,015 --> 00:46:49,476
We can't let him
come between us.
950
00:46:55,273 --> 00:46:57,108
Still in the 13%?
951
00:46:57,150 --> 00:47:00,236
13%.
952
00:47:04,032 --> 00:47:05,116
Look, we can go to bed.
953
00:47:05,158 --> 00:47:06,284
We'll just clean this up
tomorrow
954
00:47:06,326 --> 00:47:07,452
Come on.
955
00:47:11,790 --> 00:47:14,417
- I don't know how you
let Joe's threats
956
00:47:14,459 --> 00:47:16,711
just roll off your back.
957
00:47:16,753 --> 00:47:18,630
I haven't slept well in weeks.
958
00:47:18,672 --> 00:47:20,965
Hmm, that's funny.
959
00:47:21,007 --> 00:47:22,676
I sleep like a baby.
960
00:47:25,679 --> 00:47:28,056
- Holy shit!
961
00:47:29,516 --> 00:47:31,393
Come quick!
962
00:47:36,231 --> 00:47:37,774
Oh, no.
963
00:47:37,816 --> 00:47:39,359
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
964
00:47:40,944 --> 00:47:43,196
No fucking way!
965
00:47:48,368 --> 00:47:49,411
Shit.
966
00:47:49,452 --> 00:47:52,080
- That's my fucking footage
in there!
967
00:47:52,122 --> 00:47:53,873
- Yeah, well, it ain't
fucking in there anymore.
968
00:47:53,915 --> 00:47:56,209
- What the hell happened?
Who did this?
969
00:47:57,043 --> 00:47:58,169
Did you see anything?
970
00:47:58,211 --> 00:47:59,546
Was it Joe?
971
00:47:59,587 --> 00:48:02,674
- No, man, Joe would never
do something like this.
972
00:48:16,229 --> 00:48:18,773
I am the Tiger King.
973
00:48:22,068 --> 00:48:24,654
I am the Tiger King.
I am the Tiger King.
974
00:48:27,532 --> 00:48:29,576
I am the Tiger King.
975
00:48:31,119 --> 00:48:33,788
I am the Tiger King.
66073
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