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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,073 --> 00:00:08,475 Today's the biggest day of your life, babe. 2 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:10,612 Don't get too high. 3 00:00:10,712 --> 00:00:13,280 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:16,016 ♪ I wrote a letter to myself ♪ 5 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:17,384 ♪ In the form of a song ♪ 6 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:19,954 ♪ I can play when the Sun shines ♪ 7 00:00:20,053 --> 00:00:23,423 ♪ I know better than to trust anything ♪ 8 00:00:23,525 --> 00:00:26,661 ♪ That I say to myself when I'm this high ♪ 9 00:00:26,761 --> 00:00:29,697 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 10 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:33,001 ♪ (I don't ever wanna fall when I'm this high) ♪ 11 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:36,336 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 12 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:38,573 ♪ (I don't ever wanna fall when I'm this high) ♪ 13 00:00:38,673 --> 00:00:42,142 ♪ I just did a interview with my eyes closed, Motherfucker ♪ 14 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:45,112 ♪ I just smoked a blunt It looked like pyro ♪ 15 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:48,950 ♪ Only comments I see are the bad ones, yeah yeah ♪ 16 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,285 ♪ Only playlists I like are the sad ones ♪ 17 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,086 ♪ I let the medicine in I know it don't help in the end ♪ 18 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:54,789 ♪ But I got depression again ♪ 19 00:00:54,889 --> 00:00:56,858 ♪ I had a meeting at seven, I skipped it and slept in ♪ 20 00:00:56,958 --> 00:00:58,258 ♪ And woke up at 7:00 p.m. ♪ 21 00:00:58,358 --> 00:00:59,393 ♪ I cut my hair off like Britney ♪ 22 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:01,061 ♪ Sprinkle dust like a pixie ♪ 23 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:02,564 ♪ Wipe my nose like it's itchy ♪ 24 00:01:02,664 --> 00:01:04,164 ♪ I'm tatted up ♪ 25 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:05,265 ♪ I don't give a fuck ♪ 26 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:08,770 ♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪ 27 00:01:08,870 --> 00:01:12,040 ♪ (I don't ever wanna fall when I'm this high) ♪ 28 00:01:12,139 --> 00:01:15,375 ♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪ 29 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:19,647 ♪ (I don't ever wanna fall when I'm this high) ♪ 30 00:01:26,721 --> 00:01:28,523 [text chimes] [groans] 31 00:01:28,623 --> 00:01:31,425 London: God, why is anyone up this early? 32 00:01:32,894 --> 00:01:34,494 Who's texting me? 33 00:01:34,596 --> 00:01:36,463 Oh, it's Apple. 34 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:38,032 I wish I didn't have to do this... 35 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:39,968 Good mourning with a u? 36 00:01:40,068 --> 00:01:41,869 What the fuck? 37 00:01:43,004 --> 00:01:44,806 Weird. 38 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:49,443 Woman: Hi, it's Apple, leave me a message. 39 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:51,211 Uh, hi. 40 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:55,016 I'm a little confused, could you call me back? 41 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,884 Okay? I love you. 42 00:01:56,985 --> 00:02:01,488 Right, so I haven't left a voicemail in like five years 43 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:03,791 and why did she spell "mourning" like that? 44 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,128 A time of sadness because of a loss. 45 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:10,598 What the fuck? 46 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:13,333 ♪ ♪ 47 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:15,036 Well, today should be interesting. 48 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,604 ♪ ♪ 49 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:17,605 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 50 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,040 ♪ All right! ♪ 51 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,809 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 52 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,210 ♪ Today might suck ♪ 53 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:26,047 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 54 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,447 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 55 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:30,183 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 56 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:31,619 ♪ Today might suck ♪ 57 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:34,889 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 58 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:36,524 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 59 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,997 ♪ Is this a dream? ♪ 60 00:02:43,097 --> 00:02:44,766 ♪ A really fuckin' bad one? ♪ 61 00:02:44,866 --> 00:02:47,802 ♪ I'm in between... ♪ 62 00:02:47,902 --> 00:02:49,771 Ah! 63 00:02:49,871 --> 00:02:51,706 When I was growing up, my family didn't really 64 00:02:51,806 --> 00:02:54,042 have any money, so when I finally got some, 65 00:02:54,142 --> 00:02:57,845 I bought the coolest thing that I thought money could buy. 66 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:02,449 I call it the flower shower. 67 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:12,292 Man, I have no ass. I need to do some squats. 68 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:15,262 If I haven't said it yet, my name is London Clash. 69 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,665 I'm an actor on this show called Good Bad People. 70 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:20,535 It's the number one series on TV right now. 71 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:21,969 Oh yeah, the finale premiered last night. 72 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:23,705 I hope everyone liked it. 73 00:03:23,805 --> 00:03:27,374 Whoa! Cold showers do make your dick small. 74 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:29,309 ♪ We coulda stopped this car crash ♪ 75 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:31,211 ♪ If only she would text me back ♪ 76 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:33,413 ♪ And let me know it wasn't true ♪ 77 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,083 ♪ Now I spell Good Mourning with a "u" ♪ 78 00:03:35,183 --> 00:03:36,684 ♪ Good Mourning ♪ 79 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:38,152 You know why it sucks when you're going through it 80 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:39,587 with your partner? 81 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,923 Because everything reminds you of them. 82 00:03:42,023 --> 00:03:42,957 ♪ Good Mourning ♪ 83 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:44,125 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 84 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,459 ♪ Good Mourning ♪ 85 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,730 Wow... is it weird she's all I think about? 86 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:51,331 ♪ Good Mourning ♪ 87 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:52,667 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 88 00:03:52,767 --> 00:03:54,535 Okay. She has too have hit me up by now. 89 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:58,305 I mean, there's no way she hasn't said something. 90 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:06,480 This is Dylan. 91 00:04:06,581 --> 00:04:08,415 I met him when he was working In N Out 92 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:11,152 and he used to hook me up with free burgers and shakes. 93 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:13,154 He's been my boy ever since. 94 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,555 He's also convinced that Avril Levigne 95 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:16,524 wrote the song "Sk8ter Boi" about him, 96 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,760 but we're all pretty sure they've never even met. 97 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:21,028 [microwave beeping] 98 00:04:21,129 --> 00:04:22,663 [coughing] 99 00:04:29,137 --> 00:04:31,606 -Ewww... -[spits] 100 00:04:33,141 --> 00:04:34,341 My dude. 101 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:39,614 ♪ ♪ 102 00:04:39,714 --> 00:04:41,182 Yo, does this look like a break-up text to you 103 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,717 or--or am I tripping? 104 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:48,956 Yes. Yes, that does look like a breakup text to me. 105 00:04:49,991 --> 00:04:51,826 Damn. 106 00:04:51,926 --> 00:04:54,829 Because like... I called and it went to voicemail. 107 00:04:54,929 --> 00:04:56,597 You know, like I texted, it turned green. 108 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,398 I can't get in contact with her. 109 00:04:58,498 --> 00:05:00,668 It's like everything was all good. 110 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:04,172 -Now I don't know where to-- -Dude. Dude. 111 00:05:04,272 --> 00:05:06,607 You want some? 112 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:07,708 No. 113 00:05:09,911 --> 00:05:11,579 Aw, fuck, man. 114 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,848 I've created like eight different movies in my head 115 00:05:13,948 --> 00:05:16,150 about what's happened between last night and this morning 116 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:17,885 and seven of them are horror films. 117 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,654 What's the eighth one? 118 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:21,756 It's like The Notebook, but without all the happy parts. 119 00:05:21,856 --> 00:05:24,725 So it's just Ryan Gosling crying for two hours straight. 120 00:05:24,826 --> 00:05:26,459 [laughs] 121 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:30,765 Look, she said "Good mourning" 122 00:05:30,865 --> 00:05:33,167 with a fuckin "u". What, did someone die? 123 00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:34,936 Are you British? Good morning. 124 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,706 If she's breaking up with me, I'm moving back to Ohio, 125 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:39,807 I swear to God. 126 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:41,509 [clatter] 127 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:45,046 ♪ ♪ 128 00:05:45,146 --> 00:05:46,113 Dylan? 129 00:05:46,214 --> 00:05:47,315 [doorbell rings] 130 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:48,816 Good talk. 131 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:51,519 ♪ ♪ 132 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:57,357 [heart beats] 133 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:03,531 [breathing] 134 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:12,673 Um... Hello. 135 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:15,776 -Hi. -Hi. 136 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:21,916 I'm your new assistant. 137 00:06:22,016 --> 00:06:23,150 Oh. 138 00:06:23,251 --> 00:06:25,720 Wow. I'm... I am so sorry. 139 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,990 My assistant forgot to remind me. 140 00:06:29,090 --> 00:06:30,490 [forced chuckle] 141 00:06:32,093 --> 00:06:33,460 Welcome to my house. 142 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:34,629 What's your name? 143 00:06:34,729 --> 00:06:37,098 -Olive. -Okay, I'm London. 144 00:06:37,198 --> 00:06:38,431 I know. 145 00:06:44,272 --> 00:06:46,574 Uh, want to take the elevator? 146 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:48,609 -Yeah. -[elevator dings] 147 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,383 [sigh] 148 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:57,685 I, uh... I watched an interview 149 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,987 that said that you can't start your day without coffee. 150 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,623 So I got you a latte. 151 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,794 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 152 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:09,664 Oh, okay. 153 00:07:09,764 --> 00:07:10,463 Sorry. 154 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:11,699 -No, no. -I mean, well... 155 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:14,001 -Okay. -I guess I should show you. 156 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,003 It's your house. 157 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,605 All right. This is Leo. 158 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:19,140 He's been my best friend since third grade 159 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,441 when he gave me his gym shorts after I drank 160 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,244 too much Mountain Dew and peed my pants. 161 00:07:23,344 --> 00:07:26,380 A couple years ago he DJed a rave out in Joshua Tree 162 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:28,049 and never fully came back. 163 00:07:28,149 --> 00:07:30,051 He's also the reason why I have to find 164 00:07:30,151 --> 00:07:31,152 new assistants every month. 165 00:07:31,252 --> 00:07:32,853 He doesn't trust anyone. 166 00:07:34,188 --> 00:07:35,589 What the fuck? 167 00:07:35,690 --> 00:07:37,692 Did you even check what kind of dairy's in there? 168 00:07:37,792 --> 00:07:39,360 'Cause from here it smells like cows milk. 169 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,830 -No, it's... it's goat milk. -Goat milk. 170 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,199 Where the fuck do you get goat milk from? 171 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,134 I milked a goat. 172 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:48,602 No, you didn't. 173 00:07:51,072 --> 00:07:52,006 [goat bleats] 174 00:07:52,106 --> 00:07:53,674 Mmm. That's Photoshop. 175 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:57,111 I'm just going to stop both you all though real quick. 176 00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:59,180 Why would you give me goat milk? 177 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,049 I watched an interview, you said you like goat milk. 178 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,452 Nah, I didn't even know goats made milk. 179 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:07,487 You probably heard me say "oat" milk. 180 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:08,889 [laughs] 181 00:08:08,990 --> 00:08:10,291 Not goat milk. 182 00:08:10,391 --> 00:08:13,961 Is there any way we could do one more coffee run, please? 183 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,830 -I'm sorry. -Man, that's funny. 184 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:18,666 And that coffee better be organic, sweetie. 185 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,001 Chill. What the fuck? 186 00:08:20,101 --> 00:08:21,535 My dude. 187 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,971 I'm having a shitty day, man. 188 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:25,873 Apple's ghosting me. 189 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:29,777 Actually, I think Apple's breaking up with me. 190 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,012 Damn, man. 191 00:08:31,112 --> 00:08:32,413 And on top of that, 192 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:33,614 I'm still waiting to hear from my agent 193 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,249 about this Batman role, 194 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,917 but I haven't heard anything yet. 195 00:08:37,018 --> 00:08:39,153 Man, your energy all fucked up, man. 196 00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:41,555 Come with me, bro. 197 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:45,626 Yo, welcome to my Zen den. 198 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,428 Mind closing that door? 199 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:48,763 Yeah. 200 00:08:51,065 --> 00:08:52,666 [ding] 201 00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:55,002 What the fuck was that? 202 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:57,438 Relax, man. 203 00:08:57,538 --> 00:09:00,474 Gotta receive this energy. 204 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:03,811 [breathes in, exhales] 205 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:05,212 Received. 206 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:12,453 You really need to calm down, man. 207 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,188 [new age music] 208 00:09:14,288 --> 00:09:16,657 That's right. Seems like you're having a lot of problems 209 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,692 in your relationship, man. 210 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:20,795 -Problems in the bedroom... -Well-- 211 00:09:20,895 --> 00:09:23,397 but you see this crystal here activates your sacral chakra. 212 00:09:23,497 --> 00:09:25,399 Costs like $5,000, man. 213 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:26,834 Feel that. 214 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,669 I don't have a problem with my dick, but-- 215 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,871 Johnny Depp uses them after his orgies. 216 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,542 Really rocks out with his cock out, man. 217 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,510 How do you know that? 218 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,711 We're getting your energy right man. 219 00:09:37,812 --> 00:09:40,581 Close your eyes. We're finding your happy place. 220 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:41,882 I don't want to go to my happy place. 221 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,584 Fucking close your eyes, man. 222 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:44,819 We're going to fucking find your happy place. 223 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:46,887 Just go there. Are you there yet? 224 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,857 Check this out. This is brilliance. 225 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,495 The whole world is gonna fuck with this. 226 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:57,698 It's going to be like next level. 227 00:09:57,798 --> 00:10:00,267 This is Buddha Trap. 228 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:01,969 [chanting plays] 229 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,939 ♪ ♪ 230 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,779 It's dope. 231 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:14,115 Can you see in that thing? 232 00:10:14,215 --> 00:10:16,016 Yeah, man, third eye. 233 00:10:16,117 --> 00:10:17,218 Sick. 234 00:10:17,318 --> 00:10:21,388 Told you this shit's dope, man. 235 00:10:21,489 --> 00:10:22,990 Maybe you shouldn't... 236 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,793 Oh, shit. Fire. 237 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,027 Told you this shit's fire. 238 00:10:27,128 --> 00:10:29,296 No, idiot. Fire! 239 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,798 [screams] 240 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:33,167 Oh, shit shit shit! Get the fuck away from there! 241 00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:36,605 Meet Kennedy. 242 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,305 She moved in with us a couple of years ago 243 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:39,707 from San Francisco. 244 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,709 I was her first investor in an app she created, 245 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,711 which was kind of like the Peloton, except hers 246 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,514 took a more extreme approach. 247 00:10:45,614 --> 00:10:47,481 [banging] 248 00:10:47,582 --> 00:10:48,883 Come on, you sweaty bitch. 249 00:10:48,983 --> 00:10:51,485 -Get mad! -I am mad, bitch! 250 00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:52,621 -You real mad? How mad are you, bitch? 251 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,523 I'm so mad! Ha ha ha! 252 00:10:54,623 --> 00:10:56,090 Honey, what are you doing? 253 00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:59,561 Baby, I'm working it! I'm working it! 254 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,395 Well, work it a little quieter. 255 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,830 I can't! 256 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,099 Ha! That's why your last boyfriend left you. Ooh! 257 00:11:05,199 --> 00:11:06,267 What did you say? 258 00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:08,068 You want one of these, bitch? 259 00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:11,305 She also hates boys and can't really stand any of us. 260 00:11:11,405 --> 00:11:12,706 But she sticks around anyway. 261 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,175 [alarm blaring] 262 00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:15,309 [coughing] 263 00:11:16,177 --> 00:11:18,779 ♪ ♪ 264 00:11:24,619 --> 00:11:26,487 That is not how I saw that going, bro. 265 00:11:26,588 --> 00:11:28,088 What the fuck? 266 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:33,093 I can't believe you, bro. 267 00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:35,930 Damn, man. Leave it up to me, right? 268 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,834 Yo, man, I know this isn't the best timing 269 00:11:40,935 --> 00:11:42,269 and all, but if you want to use that song 270 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,871 for your next movie at the end of the credits, 271 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,607 it'd be really tripping, bro. 272 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,509 I'm telling you, that shit's hard as fuck. 273 00:11:47,609 --> 00:11:51,546 -Man. -[phone vibrates] 274 00:11:51,646 --> 00:11:52,681 Oh, shit. 275 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,248 -Hello. -Hello? 276 00:11:54,348 --> 00:11:55,950 Hi. 277 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:58,819 So this is Apple, the girl I've been talking about. 278 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,321 We've been dating for a year and she's 279 00:12:00,421 --> 00:12:02,756 the only person I've ever said, "I love you" to. 280 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,626 She blew up when she was like 13 281 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,695 from this movie called The Baby Butterfly. 282 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,262 She got an Oscar from it. 283 00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:10,864 We got introduced at a movie premiere, and, yeah. 284 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:13,300 I still have no idea why she likes me. 285 00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:16,638 Hey, can you hear me? 286 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,439 Yeah. Are you okay? 287 00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:19,440 No, I'm not. That text. 288 00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:21,008 What did you mean by it-- 289 00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:26,046 ♪ ♪ 290 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,582 Hello? 291 00:12:27,682 --> 00:12:29,250 [phone beeps] 292 00:12:30,384 --> 00:12:31,385 Okay. 293 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:34,855 Oh, no. 294 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,524 Oh, no, no, no. Hello? Hello? 295 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,561 Bro... Trippy, are you serious? 296 00:12:39,661 --> 00:12:41,195 Why are you even here? 297 00:12:41,295 --> 00:12:43,698 I had to come over here extra early to let you know 298 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:47,334 that finale last night. Seven days. 299 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:51,305 Weak. That shit was garbage. 300 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,175 You know I don't direct that, right? 301 00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:58,212 Like, I didn't create the show. I just act in it. 302 00:12:58,312 --> 00:13:00,047 You should've acted like you gave a fuck 303 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,349 when you ruined America's favorite TV show. 304 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,618 Just saying. 305 00:13:03,718 --> 00:13:05,754 Damn, man. Why? 306 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:08,088 [laughs] 307 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:11,325 Apple done dumped you for a new famous guy? 308 00:13:11,425 --> 00:13:12,761 You're a dick, man. 309 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,161 I don't know how you keep getting in my house. 310 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,829 Leo, can I please use your phone? 311 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,331 Yeah, man. No swiping. 312 00:13:17,431 --> 00:13:18,432 You got Apple's number? 313 00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:19,800 Fuck no. I got boundaries, man. 314 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:20,834 I'll never have her number. 315 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,202 Bro, you're tripping. 316 00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:23,871 Damn, everything's so weird today, bro. 317 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:27,542 Damn, London, you're sure right about that, man. 318 00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:30,277 Mercury is in Everglades. 319 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,549 -It's retrograde, Leo. -Fuck. 320 00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:39,186 Thank you. Thank you. What? 321 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,255 How did you even? Okay. 322 00:13:41,355 --> 00:13:45,859 Can you put that in a bowl of rice and see if it'll work? 323 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:52,466 Hey, that rice better be organic! 324 00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:56,403 ["Organic" echoes] 325 00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:57,438 Hard. 326 00:13:57,539 --> 00:13:59,173 The universe is talking, man. 327 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,412 [sigh] 328 00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:08,717 Why knock if you're just going to come in anyway? 329 00:14:08,817 --> 00:14:11,820 Kennedy, I need Apple's number. 330 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,855 You don't have your own girlfriend's phone number. 331 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,423 It's in my phone. 332 00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:18,892 Where is your phone? 333 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,994 It's in rice. Um... 334 00:14:23,765 --> 00:14:25,399 Please don't move out. 335 00:14:26,568 --> 00:14:28,135 In here I've already moved out. 336 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:31,972 ♪ ♪ 337 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,608 I have a question. 338 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,811 Do you know Dylan is drowning in his bowl of cereal right now? 339 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,179 I do know that because I saved his life. 340 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,181 Leo just committed arson ten minutes ago 341 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,617 and my girlfriend is breaking up with me. 342 00:14:42,717 --> 00:14:45,319 How the fuck do you not care? 343 00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:49,824 Do you care? 344 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,359 Okay, so I paid all of your utilities, 345 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,863 I deposited the mortgage, the fridge is full of food. 346 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,497 There's a plunger in that downstairs bathroom 347 00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:59,199 and Leo should probably explore a new diet. 348 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:04,171 And also, you're definitely going to need this. 349 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,608 Oh, and no, I don't care, 350 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:09,410 because you're like 30. 351 00:15:09,511 --> 00:15:11,011 Time to grow up. 352 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,487 You really were the best roommate. 353 00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:24,158 Remember that one time you changed my tire? 354 00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:29,963 Taught me how to tie a tie. Fuck. 355 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,365 Now I'll probably never see you again. 356 00:15:38,706 --> 00:15:40,608 Put your seat belt on. 357 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,342 Farewell, London. 358 00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:44,044 Goodbye, Kennedy. 359 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,356 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 360 00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:59,694 You moved into the house across the street? 361 00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:04,064 Hello, London. 362 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,365 What the fuck? 363 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,736 This is Angel. 364 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,805 He's another one of my best friends from back home 365 00:16:10,905 --> 00:16:12,640 and he's always been the cool one. 366 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,274 At least in his mind. 367 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,443 He started this clothing company called No Safety, 368 00:16:16,544 --> 00:16:19,279 and it made a bunch of money after for some kid on TikTok 369 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:22,149 wore it in a video of him smoking his own pubes. 370 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,618 Hey, a win's a win. 371 00:16:23,718 --> 00:16:26,888 I think I got to go full method to get this Batman role. 372 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,256 I don't know, homey. Method actors are weird. 373 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,125 Remember that time on the set of Good Bad People? 374 00:16:34,228 --> 00:16:36,230 Danny Trejo's arrived, he's our guest today on the show. 375 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:37,899 He's playing a caveman. 376 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,667 Just reminder, he's full method. 377 00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,068 Okay. 378 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,771 Sick, this is tight. 379 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,372 [shouts] 380 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,275 Danny, what's up, man? 381 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,944 Dude, I'm such a big fan. 382 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,412 I'm so excited that you're doing this show. 383 00:16:52,514 --> 00:16:53,915 This is so tight. 384 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,183 [shouts] 385 00:16:56,283 --> 00:17:00,387 You need a... you need help with your acting shit? 386 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,957 My agent said that I should do some self tapes or whatever. 387 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,993 Can you film me? 388 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,728 You can't... you can't do those yourself? 389 00:17:06,828 --> 00:17:09,363 I just got hit in the head with a water balloon 390 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,699 and it broke my phone, so... 391 00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:13,433 It happened to me once, too. 392 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,474 So if you want to have me film that, that'd be cool. 393 00:17:20,575 --> 00:17:23,711 No, I know, but it's a self... tape. 394 00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:29,349 I get it. Just fucking help me. Thanks. 395 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,821 Bring your phone. 396 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,830 Use the stairs. 397 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,364 I'll meet you down there. 398 00:17:47,602 --> 00:17:52,205 For fuck's sake. Angel, it's one floor down. 399 00:17:53,808 --> 00:17:55,409 Fuck you. 400 00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:00,748 Okay, this is my impersonation of 401 00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:03,250 Draco Malfoy looking for drugs. 402 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,385 Where's the pot, Potter? 403 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,827 I don't like Draco very much. 404 00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:20,668 You've already started it, haven't you? 405 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,607 I just wanted him to play the viola. 406 00:18:25,707 --> 00:18:27,675 Now go fetch him, tell him I gave him 407 00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:29,109 a five fat dollar gold piece 408 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,411 he plays his little habanero pepper heart out. 409 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:33,815 Go on. 410 00:18:33,915 --> 00:18:35,282 [gunshots] 411 00:18:42,023 --> 00:18:43,524 Anyone know the number of 911? 412 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:46,561 All righty then. 413 00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,163 Wait, am I supposed to-- Am I supposed to say-- 414 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,331 You're supposed to shut the fuck up. 415 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,333 -Sorry. -I'm a wall. 416 00:18:54,769 --> 00:18:58,640 [shouts] 417 00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:00,074 Yo, what was that one? 418 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,475 Like Game of Thrones or something. 419 00:19:01,576 --> 00:19:02,977 I'm trying to get on one of those shows. 420 00:19:03,077 --> 00:19:05,145 Oh yeah, I can see that. I can see that. 421 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,814 Zombies... 422 00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:07,915 Oh, shit. 423 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,754 -Hey. -Yo. 424 00:19:12,854 --> 00:19:14,287 Olive, really? 425 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,058 This is serious shit, fuck. 426 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,358 You have to go right now. 427 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,994 You have to meet your agent in 20 minutes. 428 00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:22,897 You can't get anywhere in 20 minutes. 429 00:19:22,997 --> 00:19:24,732 This didn't work. 430 00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:26,034 Fuck! 431 00:19:26,134 --> 00:19:28,201 ♪ ♪ 432 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,347 Okay, so that's Sabrina. 433 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,116 She's my stalker. 434 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,919 She literally sits out here every day, leaves me flowers, 435 00:19:45,019 --> 00:19:45,920 sends me DMs. 436 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:47,555 Wave to your stalker. 437 00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:49,857 Got my number a couple of times, I don't know how. 438 00:19:49,957 --> 00:19:51,458 Sends me texts. 439 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,194 It's all pretty weird. 440 00:20:03,571 --> 00:20:06,107 Ah, fuck, it's starting to burn my hand. 441 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,375 I got it. 442 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,346 Wait, is that why you wear gloves? 443 00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:18,152 Bro, you never jerked off with those gloves, did you? 444 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,555 Oh, in that case, I don't want to hit that. 445 00:20:20,655 --> 00:20:22,857 -Me, either. -Oh, God no. 446 00:20:26,861 --> 00:20:28,162 Tick tock. 447 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,330 Oh, Jesus. About fucking time. Hi. 448 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,500 Hi. Hello. Hello. Hi, I'm... hi. 449 00:20:33,601 --> 00:20:35,837 Oh no. 450 00:20:35,937 --> 00:20:37,638 Meet Maxine Goldberg. 451 00:20:37,739 --> 00:20:39,774 Probably the scariest person I've ever met in my entire life 452 00:20:39,874 --> 00:20:41,308 and one of the biggest germophobes 453 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,010 I've ever met in my entire life. 454 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:44,779 In the three years of knowing her, 455 00:20:44,879 --> 00:20:47,749 I've never actually seen her physically touch anybody. 456 00:20:47,849 --> 00:20:49,349 She also happens to be one of 457 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:50,985 Hollywood's most powerful agents. 458 00:20:51,085 --> 00:20:52,954 You guys are right on time. 459 00:20:53,054 --> 00:20:55,757 20 minutes late. 460 00:20:55,857 --> 00:20:59,527 Do you want to thank me now for the best day of your life? 461 00:21:01,596 --> 00:21:04,364 You actually want me to thank you? 462 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:07,935 Fine, get me another purse, this one's disgusting 463 00:21:08,035 --> 00:21:09,504 For that. 464 00:21:10,805 --> 00:21:13,406 The Batman script. Shut the fuck up! 465 00:21:13,508 --> 00:21:15,510 -How did you get this? -How did I get this? 466 00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:18,212 I'm Maxine. What do you mean, how did I-- 467 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,581 Okay, Google me. That's how I got it. 468 00:21:20,681 --> 00:21:24,484 You have a meeting with the director today at 5:00. 469 00:21:24,585 --> 00:21:26,353 You just need to show up. 470 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,689 He's a narcissist, so just say you liked him 471 00:21:28,790 --> 00:21:32,527 on Joe Rogan or some shit and the job is yours. 472 00:21:32,627 --> 00:21:36,264 -Don't put that on your face. -I can't. I can't go today. 473 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,497 -You can't go today? -No. 474 00:21:37,598 --> 00:21:39,332 Apple's like breaking up with me, 475 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,468 my head's all over the place. 476 00:21:41,569 --> 00:21:44,138 I need to figure that out. 477 00:21:44,238 --> 00:21:47,742 I am so sorry. I am so sorry. 478 00:21:47,842 --> 00:21:49,442 That is awful. 479 00:21:49,544 --> 00:21:51,012 But I am going to say to you 480 00:21:51,112 --> 00:21:54,749 what I say to all my clients who are in this situation. 481 00:21:54,849 --> 00:21:59,754 The only thing that will never break your heart is money. 482 00:22:00,788 --> 00:22:01,656 Jesus Christ. 483 00:22:01,756 --> 00:22:04,491 That ho is loyal. You feel me? 484 00:22:04,592 --> 00:22:05,793 Can you push this meeting? 485 00:22:05,893 --> 00:22:07,595 No, I can not push the fucking meeting 486 00:22:07,695 --> 00:22:09,063 with the director of Batman, 487 00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:12,033 for the biggest franchise in the fucking world. 488 00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:13,634 You want me to push the meeting? 489 00:22:13,734 --> 00:22:15,102 You're already a straight white guy. 490 00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,537 You're already pushing it. 491 00:22:16,637 --> 00:22:18,973 You already pushed it. 492 00:22:19,073 --> 00:22:21,474 And who got a moderately successful TV actor 493 00:22:21,576 --> 00:22:24,312 to the front of the Batman line 494 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:29,083 in front of not one but two Hemsworth's? 495 00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:32,153 So feels like I did my job... 496 00:22:32,253 --> 00:22:33,988 -Right. -I need you to do yours. 497 00:22:35,089 --> 00:22:36,691 I have done my job. 498 00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:39,794 I actually did six months of training for this job. 499 00:22:39,894 --> 00:22:43,097 I hung upside down like a fucking bat 500 00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:45,666 from a bunk bed for two weeks. 501 00:22:45,766 --> 00:22:47,735 I've been training my lower, my lower voice 502 00:22:47,835 --> 00:22:49,503 so I can talk like this. Hi, I'm Bruce. 503 00:22:49,604 --> 00:22:50,972 Yeah, pretty good. It's pretty good. 504 00:22:51,072 --> 00:22:52,540 They'll fix it in post. 505 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,542 I didn't even go out last night for the finale party. 506 00:22:54,642 --> 00:22:56,177 Like, I'm dedicated. The work is there. 507 00:22:56,277 --> 00:22:58,478 Yeah, that's not something you should be celebrating. 508 00:22:58,579 --> 00:23:00,681 Why? What? Why are you saying that? 509 00:23:00,781 --> 00:23:02,283 Why is everyone saying that? 510 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,552 I'm the asshole that has to break the news to him 511 00:23:04,652 --> 00:23:07,355 about that piece of shit fucking train wreck nightmare finale? 512 00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:09,257 Let's just be grateful that 15 years ago, 513 00:23:09,357 --> 00:23:11,759 I gave this director a handjob at the Pluto Nash premiere, 514 00:23:11,859 --> 00:23:14,896 and today is the day it pays off. 515 00:23:15,763 --> 00:23:17,665 I'm going to ask you a question, 516 00:23:17,765 --> 00:23:21,369 and I hope you answer it better than Josh Hartnett did. 517 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,771 Do you want to be in love 518 00:23:23,871 --> 00:23:26,439 or do you want to be the biggest star in the fucking world? 519 00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:28,376 Because you can't have both. 520 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:30,311 -Okay, um... -This is Batman. 521 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,079 All right, I'll be at the meeting. 522 00:23:32,179 --> 00:23:33,314 -Batman! -I got you. 523 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:35,750 -The only movie that matters. -I know. 524 00:23:37,385 --> 00:23:38,986 [lowers voice] I'll be at the meeting. 525 00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:40,321 Fuck. 526 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:41,989 That was good, that was pretty good, 527 00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:45,526 Don't... why does that smell like pussy? 528 00:23:45,626 --> 00:23:47,094 [shutter clicks] 529 00:23:47,194 --> 00:23:49,163 You're free now, little shrimp. 530 00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:50,463 Hey, London, London, right here! 531 00:23:50,564 --> 00:23:52,465 -You guys energy is all off. -London, hey! 532 00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:54,936 Hey, London, yeah we just saw Apple leaving the Everly 533 00:23:55,036 --> 00:23:56,070 looking all sad. 534 00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:58,306 -You guys good? -London, did you cheat on Apple? 535 00:23:58,406 --> 00:24:00,041 Fucking move. 536 00:24:00,141 --> 00:24:01,676 [reporters shouting] 537 00:24:01,776 --> 00:24:04,512 ♪ I got skeletons in my closet ♪ 538 00:24:12,053 --> 00:24:16,257 [hip hop playing] 539 00:24:16,357 --> 00:24:18,359 Is that who I think it is? 540 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,460 Oh my God, movie man. 541 00:24:20,561 --> 00:24:22,096 What's up, Barry? Yo, you see Apple? 542 00:24:22,196 --> 00:24:24,131 Yes, she was just here like two minutes ago. 543 00:24:24,231 --> 00:24:25,132 -She left? -Yeah. 544 00:24:25,232 --> 00:24:26,334 Fuck! 545 00:24:26,434 --> 00:24:27,768 Did she say where she was going? 546 00:24:27,868 --> 00:24:29,370 You know what, she did. She actually-- 547 00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:30,571 No, are you fucking crazy? 548 00:24:30,671 --> 00:24:31,772 You guys never talk to me. 549 00:24:31,872 --> 00:24:33,441 I mean, the only reason you know my name 550 00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:35,176 is because it's on my nametag right there. 551 00:24:35,276 --> 00:24:38,779 B-E-R-R-Y. Berry. 552 00:24:38,879 --> 00:24:40,881 I don't know, Berry, I feel like we're kind of cool. 553 00:24:40,982 --> 00:24:44,118 Like every time I come here, we always have a little... 554 00:24:44,218 --> 00:24:45,286 -Oh, do ya? -...something. 555 00:24:45,386 --> 00:24:46,687 -Yeah, yeah. Yeah. -All right. 556 00:24:46,787 --> 00:24:48,255 Come here, come here. 557 00:24:48,356 --> 00:24:49,657 -You feel this right here? -Yeah. 558 00:24:49,757 --> 00:24:51,892 -Yeah, that feels good. -That's homie shit. 559 00:24:51,993 --> 00:24:53,527 That's homie shit? We're friends now? 560 00:24:53,627 --> 00:24:54,662 -Yeah. -All right. 561 00:24:54,762 --> 00:24:57,898 -We can be friends. -Yeah. 562 00:24:57,999 --> 00:25:01,769 One second, sir, I am down to party. 563 00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:03,404 And I'm cool around celebrities. 564 00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:06,607 I actually frequent the town with Andy Dick. 565 00:25:06,707 --> 00:25:09,076 If I don't mean to brag. 566 00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:10,878 -That's tight. -The Dick calls me all the time. 567 00:25:10,978 --> 00:25:12,413 He's like, yo, what's up, it's the Dick, 568 00:25:12,513 --> 00:25:13,481 and I'm like, What's up? 569 00:25:13,581 --> 00:25:16,117 You know It's Berry. 570 00:25:16,217 --> 00:25:17,885 Hey, do you get your hair done at the mall? 571 00:25:17,985 --> 00:25:19,053 [honking] 572 00:25:19,153 --> 00:25:20,321 That's not necessary, sir. 573 00:25:20,421 --> 00:25:21,789 I get mine done at the mall. 574 00:25:21,889 --> 00:25:23,324 If you ever want to come together, we could probably 575 00:25:23,424 --> 00:25:24,358 get a two for one. 576 00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:25,726 -You know, -Sick, dude. 577 00:25:25,826 --> 00:25:27,561 -Yeah, I'm gonna text you. -Yeah-- 578 00:25:27,661 --> 00:25:28,763 [honking] 579 00:25:28,863 --> 00:25:30,398 [shouts] 580 00:25:30,498 --> 00:25:33,200 If you just... I just need you to text me. 581 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:35,102 Yeah. [honks] 582 00:25:35,202 --> 00:25:36,270 I will fuck your wife. 583 00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:37,571 I'ma text you right now. 584 00:25:37,671 --> 00:25:39,073 Yeah, okay. Send my love to the boys. 585 00:25:39,173 --> 00:25:40,074 All right, I will. 586 00:25:40,174 --> 00:25:41,510 Send my love to the boys? 587 00:25:41,609 --> 00:25:43,310 -The ones right here. -Yeah. 588 00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:45,012 -They heard you. -Okay, cool. 589 00:25:45,112 --> 00:25:46,313 All right. 590 00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:47,381 Do you know who that is? 591 00:25:47,481 --> 00:25:49,450 That was the movie man. Get out. 592 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:52,420 Hurry up. Ridiculous. 593 00:25:52,521 --> 00:25:55,056 Doesn't even have a handle. 594 00:25:55,156 --> 00:25:59,026 Oh, fuck. He doesn't even have my number. 595 00:25:59,126 --> 00:26:02,396 That's so sick. I just got dogged. 596 00:26:02,496 --> 00:26:04,665 Get the fuck out. Come on, today. 597 00:26:04,765 --> 00:26:06,200 Very cool car, sir. 598 00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:08,202 Is this the one that Tiger keeps getting repossessed? 599 00:26:09,603 --> 00:26:10,871 How do you know Berry? 600 00:26:10,971 --> 00:26:13,074 How do I know Berry? How do you know Berry? 601 00:26:13,174 --> 00:26:15,576 Dude saved Fat Joe's life like twice last year. 602 00:26:15,676 --> 00:26:18,012 He can snap anybody out of a bad trip. 603 00:26:18,112 --> 00:26:19,080 True. 604 00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:20,648 What time did y'all say that meeting was? 605 00:26:20,748 --> 00:26:22,283 I don't know, dude. 606 00:26:22,383 --> 00:26:25,186 I can't think about anything else but Apple right now. 607 00:26:25,286 --> 00:26:27,688 -I fucked up. -Let's pull up to her crib. 608 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:33,828 Babe? 609 00:26:35,062 --> 00:26:36,764 She's not here, man. Let's just leave. 610 00:26:36,864 --> 00:26:38,265 You fucking kidding me, bro? 611 00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:39,934 We drove all the way out here, rush hour traffic, man. 612 00:26:40,034 --> 00:26:41,869 We get some fucking answers. 613 00:26:41,969 --> 00:26:44,605 You know, my dad had this saying, if you breaking up, 614 00:26:44,705 --> 00:26:46,373 you've got to break in. 615 00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:48,742 -Your dad used to say that? -What? 616 00:26:48,843 --> 00:26:49,944 Well, I'm pretty sure he got it. from Aaron Paul 617 00:26:50,044 --> 00:26:51,412 on an episode of Breaking Bad. 618 00:26:51,513 --> 00:26:52,413 Pretty sure he didn't say that. 619 00:26:52,514 --> 00:26:53,681 No. 620 00:26:53,781 --> 00:26:55,749 Well, I'm pretty sure he broke in houses 621 00:26:55,850 --> 00:26:57,685 and got rich with that bald guy, so... 622 00:26:57,785 --> 00:26:59,153 Did you ever finish watching Breaking Bad? 623 00:26:59,253 --> 00:27:03,958 No, because somebody changed their Netflix password. 624 00:27:04,058 --> 00:27:05,893 All right. Look, we're not doing this. 625 00:27:05,993 --> 00:27:07,828 There's like six Kardashians that live on the street. 626 00:27:07,928 --> 00:27:10,164 There's security everywhere. 627 00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:14,301 I'm not breaking into my girlfriend's house. 628 00:27:19,140 --> 00:27:22,009 Can't believe I'm breaking into my girlfriend's house. 629 00:27:28,115 --> 00:27:29,650 Apple? 630 00:27:34,388 --> 00:27:35,656 Babe. 631 00:27:43,532 --> 00:27:46,333 I'm starting to freak out. 632 00:27:49,970 --> 00:27:52,740 This is so weird, I don't get it. 633 00:27:56,877 --> 00:27:58,613 -Yo. -Damn. 634 00:27:58,712 --> 00:27:59,880 What a palace. 635 00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:02,249 Look at that timeless chandelier. 636 00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:03,918 Guys, don't touch anything. 637 00:28:04,018 --> 00:28:06,253 All right? She'll notice. She's OCD as fuck. 638 00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:08,722 I did that shit one time in a rainforest with a shaman. 639 00:28:08,822 --> 00:28:10,824 That's how I got my third eye. 640 00:28:12,293 --> 00:28:14,629 That's DMT, Leo. 641 00:28:14,728 --> 00:28:16,397 Find clues, please. 642 00:28:17,666 --> 00:28:20,734 Hey, don't touch anything, though. 643 00:28:27,474 --> 00:28:28,709 Oh... 644 00:28:29,544 --> 00:28:31,245 I found a clue. 645 00:28:35,015 --> 00:28:37,084 Whoa. 646 00:28:37,885 --> 00:28:39,286 [vase shatters] 647 00:28:40,454 --> 00:28:42,022 Oh my God. 648 00:28:43,724 --> 00:28:44,626 Leo! 649 00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:45,627 Oh, man. 650 00:28:45,726 --> 00:28:47,995 No, no, no, no, no. 651 00:28:48,095 --> 00:28:49,997 Leo. 652 00:28:50,097 --> 00:28:52,733 What the fuck did you just do? 653 00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:56,136 London, what is this dust? 654 00:28:56,237 --> 00:28:58,472 That's not dust, that's people, man. 655 00:29:00,007 --> 00:29:02,443 Homie, did you just break the dead grandma vase? 656 00:29:02,544 --> 00:29:04,411 Oh, fuck. 657 00:29:04,512 --> 00:29:05,680 We can fix this. 658 00:29:05,779 --> 00:29:07,047 I think that was actually the cousin 659 00:29:07,147 --> 00:29:09,917 that no one really liked. So... 660 00:29:10,017 --> 00:29:11,352 We got to pick him up. 661 00:29:11,452 --> 00:29:15,222 Whoa, I'm not fucking with human remains, man. 662 00:29:15,322 --> 00:29:16,490 Dude, Leo. 663 00:29:17,758 --> 00:29:18,959 You did it. 664 00:29:21,028 --> 00:29:24,064 It's all good. It's all good. 665 00:29:27,868 --> 00:29:29,803 At least it was just one of them. 666 00:29:29,903 --> 00:29:33,340 I mean, it doesn't even look that bad, guys. 667 00:29:37,545 --> 00:29:38,546 [coughing] 668 00:29:39,581 --> 00:29:42,116 Leo... 669 00:29:42,216 --> 00:29:44,451 You are the worst best friend I've ever had. 670 00:29:49,223 --> 00:29:51,559 You just re-killed her entire family. 671 00:29:55,697 --> 00:29:56,997 We got a suspicious vehicle leaving 672 00:29:57,097 --> 00:29:58,232 Apple Leone's House. 673 00:29:58,332 --> 00:30:01,503 Black G-Wagon covered in safety pins. 674 00:30:03,571 --> 00:30:07,041 I swear to God, y'all better think of some way to fix this. 675 00:30:20,321 --> 00:30:21,455 I got it. 676 00:30:21,556 --> 00:30:23,991 I got it, I figured it out. 677 00:30:24,091 --> 00:30:26,761 I don't want to smoke right now. 678 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:28,862 Why are we whispering? 679 00:30:28,962 --> 00:30:30,565 Yeah, why are we whispering? 680 00:30:30,665 --> 00:30:31,666 They can hear us. 681 00:30:31,766 --> 00:30:33,500 Who can hear us? 682 00:30:38,205 --> 00:30:40,374 We're wearing her entire family. 683 00:30:42,811 --> 00:30:44,378 I'm gonna make a call. 684 00:30:46,681 --> 00:30:49,283 ♪ ♪ 685 00:31:01,895 --> 00:31:03,130 Your phone's fucked. 686 00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:04,932 I can get you a new one before the meeting, 687 00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,801 and Maxine says you have the Batman script 688 00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:08,703 and you still have to read it. 689 00:31:08,803 --> 00:31:10,839 Okay. 690 00:31:10,938 --> 00:31:12,841 Hey, Angel, who did you just call? 691 00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:16,511 Since you guys want to hit me last minute, 692 00:31:19,012 --> 00:31:20,981 this is our spring/fall collection. 693 00:31:21,081 --> 00:31:24,786 We have blue dreams, blue balls, Blue's Clues, 694 00:31:24,885 --> 00:31:27,555 Blue Man Group, Blue Ivy, Blue Cantrell 695 00:31:27,655 --> 00:31:30,924 and you're my boy blue. 696 00:31:31,024 --> 00:31:32,827 We'll take the whole thing. 697 00:31:32,926 --> 00:31:35,162 Well, give me my money, then. 698 00:31:38,332 --> 00:31:41,201 Angel, no, man. What's the plan? 699 00:31:41,301 --> 00:31:43,437 I got a meeting at 5:00, I don't want to get high. 700 00:31:43,538 --> 00:31:46,306 This is how we fix everything we fucked up. 701 00:31:49,577 --> 00:31:53,213 We're gonna sit right here, smoke all this weed 702 00:31:53,313 --> 00:31:55,382 and we're going to keep the ashes. 703 00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:57,451 Word is from the funeral home, homie, 704 00:31:57,552 --> 00:32:00,087 only ashes that can pass for a cremated human body 705 00:32:00,187 --> 00:32:02,456 are the cannabis flower. 706 00:32:02,557 --> 00:32:05,092 You know what I think? I think you just want to get high. 707 00:32:05,192 --> 00:32:06,594 This ain't no fun and games. 708 00:32:06,694 --> 00:32:08,696 Yeah, we're going to get high. 709 00:32:08,797 --> 00:32:10,598 But we're on a mission. 710 00:32:10,698 --> 00:32:12,399 Our boy is in trouble. 711 00:32:12,499 --> 00:32:14,134 You're tweaking. 712 00:32:14,234 --> 00:32:16,671 We don't got the lung capacity to blow all this weed down, bro. 713 00:32:16,771 --> 00:32:18,540 Like, you buggin'. 714 00:32:23,545 --> 00:32:25,479 Go get Fat Joe, man. 715 00:32:33,688 --> 00:32:35,055 This is Fat Joe. 716 00:32:35,155 --> 00:32:36,791 He's our skater homie from Long Beach 717 00:32:36,891 --> 00:32:38,860 who sometimes crashes at the house. 718 00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:40,728 He's not fat and his real name is not Joe. 719 00:32:40,829 --> 00:32:43,096 But remember that song lean back? 720 00:32:43,197 --> 00:32:45,098 I swear every day since we met him, he gets so high, 721 00:32:45,199 --> 00:32:47,501 he leans back on everything. 722 00:32:49,169 --> 00:32:52,339 Damn, y'all were really about to smoke without me, huh? 723 00:32:52,439 --> 00:32:54,475 Bro, no. 724 00:32:55,710 --> 00:32:58,312 At least pass me some shit, man. 725 00:32:59,514 --> 00:33:01,516 Ooh. 726 00:33:01,616 --> 00:33:03,350 I know y'all were about to smoke without me, too. 727 00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:04,719 I smelt it from the basement. 728 00:33:06,186 --> 00:33:08,121 At least let me connect to Bluetooth, though. 729 00:33:08,222 --> 00:33:09,891 I got a playlist for this one. 730 00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:12,159 ♪ ♪ 731 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,863 ♪ This is stoner music, man ♪ 732 00:33:14,963 --> 00:33:17,264 ♪ Stoner, stoner ♪ 733 00:33:20,067 --> 00:33:23,036 ♪ I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner ♪ 734 00:33:23,136 --> 00:33:26,908 ♪ I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner ♪ 735 00:33:27,007 --> 00:33:30,310 ♪ I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner ♪ 736 00:33:30,410 --> 00:33:32,179 ♪ I'm a motherfucking stoner ♪ 737 00:33:32,279 --> 00:33:35,315 ♪ I just put a forty on my wrist just like a boss ♪ 738 00:33:35,415 --> 00:33:38,786 ♪ I just put ten thousand on my bitch just like a boss ♪ 739 00:33:38,887 --> 00:33:42,089 ♪ I just came from YSL just like I'm from Boston ♪ 740 00:33:42,189 --> 00:33:44,324 ♪ YSL just like I'm from Boston ♪ 741 00:33:44,424 --> 00:33:46,961 ♪ Just like I'm from Bos Bos ♪ 742 00:33:47,060 --> 00:33:49,429 ♪ Motherfucker ♪ 743 00:33:49,531 --> 00:33:50,598 [laughs] 744 00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:56,236 ♪ ♪ 745 00:33:56,336 --> 00:33:58,171 Prepare for ultimate liftoff. 746 00:33:58,272 --> 00:34:01,041 Who is going to survive the four fingers of death? 747 00:34:05,212 --> 00:34:07,080 Yes, sirski. 748 00:34:20,494 --> 00:34:23,397 Oh, my God, they're going out his phase. 749 00:34:26,433 --> 00:34:27,835 I win. 750 00:34:27,936 --> 00:34:29,537 [laughing] 751 00:34:33,007 --> 00:34:34,542 Whoa, hey. 752 00:34:34,642 --> 00:34:37,579 Oh, are you all right? 753 00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:40,314 The bowl should be filled by now, right? 754 00:34:45,653 --> 00:34:47,055 [ding] 755 00:34:47,154 --> 00:34:50,223 This was the moment I realized: we were fucked. 756 00:34:50,324 --> 00:34:52,492 Oh, fuck, sorry, I forgot a box. 757 00:34:52,594 --> 00:34:55,329 Oh shit, did I walk in on a smoke sesh? 758 00:35:03,938 --> 00:35:06,273 [sigh] 759 00:35:06,373 --> 00:35:10,110 What do you guys not understand? 760 00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:13,581 I like girls. 761 00:35:13,681 --> 00:35:15,115 Ah! 762 00:35:15,215 --> 00:35:18,251 You got to let that dream die. Scoot over. 763 00:35:18,352 --> 00:35:20,655 [elephant trumpeting] 764 00:35:29,831 --> 00:35:31,164 Does anybody have a lighter? 765 00:35:41,075 --> 00:35:42,644 That's glorious. 766 00:35:44,277 --> 00:35:48,348 Oh, man, I can't wait to sleep in my new house. 767 00:35:48,448 --> 00:35:50,417 I've been waiting for this my whole life. 768 00:35:50,518 --> 00:35:53,988 I always get stuck caretaking dysfunctional households. 769 00:35:54,088 --> 00:35:58,092 ♪ ♪ 770 00:35:58,191 --> 00:35:59,894 Stupid blonde boy. 771 00:36:00,995 --> 00:36:02,530 I know. 772 00:36:02,630 --> 00:36:03,865 You're good. 773 00:36:08,268 --> 00:36:10,571 Are you crying? 774 00:36:11,371 --> 00:36:14,142 Look like you're crying. 775 00:36:14,241 --> 00:36:17,578 -No, I'm not. -Why are our eyes all watery? 776 00:36:19,681 --> 00:36:21,415 (emotional) Because I'm high. 777 00:36:23,183 --> 00:36:34,428 Smoke this shit, dude, shut up. 778 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,568 Pussies. 779 00:36:40,668 --> 00:36:44,105 (Scottish accent) Hey, hey. Wake up. 780 00:36:44,204 --> 00:36:47,141 Hey, you! Pencil dick! 781 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,010 Wake up! 782 00:36:49,110 --> 00:36:50,845 Ya lazy bastard. 783 00:36:50,945 --> 00:36:52,814 Did you just hear that? 784 00:36:54,982 --> 00:36:57,018 Don't ask him, pal. 785 00:36:57,118 --> 00:36:58,251 You hear me? 786 00:36:58,351 --> 00:37:00,521 I'm talkin' to you. 787 00:37:00,621 --> 00:37:02,824 My heart's beating really fast. 788 00:37:05,425 --> 00:37:08,730 Fat Joe, you're a fanny. 789 00:37:08,830 --> 00:37:10,397 You're a sausage. 790 00:37:10,497 --> 00:37:12,800 And a big fuckin' stoner. 791 00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:15,737 I think the lobster just said my name, bro. 792 00:37:17,237 --> 00:37:18,573 What? 793 00:37:18,673 --> 00:37:20,508 You see these clippers of mine? 794 00:37:20,608 --> 00:37:25,113 I will hang from your balls until you're 50 years old. 795 00:37:25,213 --> 00:37:27,582 What the fuck did you say, lobster? 796 00:37:27,682 --> 00:37:30,118 Your balls will be down at your ankles. 797 00:37:30,218 --> 00:37:31,753 I'm gonna get your ass. 798 00:37:31,853 --> 00:37:34,622 Get in here. I will give you such a nip. 799 00:37:34,722 --> 00:37:36,958 You know, there's an electric eel in there, right? 800 00:37:37,058 --> 00:37:39,927 If you touch that shit, it'll be fucking shocking. 801 00:37:44,397 --> 00:37:47,034 I'ma get ya. 802 00:37:50,772 --> 00:37:53,541 Okay. I'm not going to stay here and watch you guys 803 00:37:53,641 --> 00:37:55,243 turn our fish tank into a sushi restaurant, 804 00:37:55,342 --> 00:37:56,244 so I'm going to leave. 805 00:37:56,343 --> 00:37:57,779 Good luck with Batman. 806 00:37:57,879 --> 00:38:02,282 Oh, and Fat Joe, that lobster is not talking to you. 807 00:38:02,382 --> 00:38:04,185 [harp music] 808 00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:05,385 Smoke me, smoke me. 809 00:38:05,485 --> 00:38:07,688 I can't smoke you anymore. 810 00:38:07,789 --> 00:38:09,557 Whatchoo mean you can't smoke me! 811 00:38:09,657 --> 00:38:11,424 Man, quit acting like a bitch. 812 00:38:11,526 --> 00:38:14,461 You CAN hit this shit. You ain't quitting. 813 00:38:14,562 --> 00:38:16,097 Man, fuck that meeting! 814 00:38:16,197 --> 00:38:19,366 Smoke me, smoke me, smoke meeeeeee... 815 00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:21,803 I don't wanna. I don't wanna... 816 00:38:30,111 --> 00:38:31,311 [coughs] 817 00:38:31,411 --> 00:38:33,014 Got your new phone. 818 00:38:33,114 --> 00:38:34,615 -Thank you. -Mm-hm. 819 00:38:34,715 --> 00:38:36,851 Um, so have you read that script yet? 820 00:38:36,951 --> 00:38:38,619 Because we should really get you to that meeting. 821 00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:40,254 I'm going to be honest with you, I've smoked 822 00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:42,223 half a pound of weed with my friends because 823 00:38:42,322 --> 00:38:44,091 we killed my girlfriend's entire family 824 00:38:44,192 --> 00:38:45,660 after we broke into her house. 825 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,728 I am a little bit concerned about the 826 00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:49,897 you "killed your girlfriend's entire family" comment, but... 827 00:38:49,997 --> 00:38:53,034 She also might be my ex-girlfriend now. 828 00:38:57,337 --> 00:38:58,773 Hey, Leo. 829 00:38:58,873 --> 00:39:00,641 What's up? 830 00:39:00,741 --> 00:39:06,147 Oh, wait, before you go, can you glue these urns back together? 831 00:39:06,247 --> 00:39:09,517 Yo, take this body bag. 832 00:39:09,617 --> 00:39:12,153 What do you... what do you mean when you say urns? 833 00:39:12,253 --> 00:39:15,623 You know, like a vase for dead people? 834 00:39:15,723 --> 00:39:17,825 There's like a bunch of arts and crafts shit in the garage. 835 00:39:17,925 --> 00:39:22,830 And then after you glue that, fill it with this ash. 836 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,068 You got it. 837 00:39:30,470 --> 00:39:34,108 And that glue better be organic. 838 00:39:34,208 --> 00:39:36,911 [chime] 839 00:39:37,011 --> 00:39:39,780 You know, you could throw my old phone away. 840 00:39:40,815 --> 00:39:41,849 [text chiming] 841 00:39:44,218 --> 00:39:46,988 Whoa... 842 00:39:47,088 --> 00:39:49,023 Apple... 843 00:39:51,859 --> 00:39:55,696 Yes, here we go, here we go, here we go. 844 00:39:55,796 --> 00:39:57,064 London? 845 00:39:57,164 --> 00:39:58,633 -Baby. -Where have you been? 846 00:39:58,733 --> 00:40:00,735 I think someone's broke into my house. 847 00:40:00,835 --> 00:40:03,470 I, I... 848 00:40:06,741 --> 00:40:07,975 [distorted voice] London? 849 00:40:09,543 --> 00:40:13,080 [heartbeats] 850 00:40:13,180 --> 00:40:14,782 Wake up. 851 00:40:14,882 --> 00:40:17,385 Why won't he wake up? Did you guys only smoke weed? 852 00:40:17,484 --> 00:40:19,387 There was a lot of weed. 853 00:40:19,486 --> 00:40:23,190 [groans] What the fuck? 854 00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:25,359 (high-pitched voice] Hey, buddy. 855 00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:27,494 You feeling okay? 856 00:40:27,595 --> 00:40:29,964 Dylan, fuck you, man. 857 00:40:30,064 --> 00:40:32,300 Angel, this was the worst idea you've ever had. 858 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,269 I'm so high and I got the biggest meeting 859 00:40:35,369 --> 00:40:36,737 of my life today. 860 00:40:36,837 --> 00:40:38,739 We could have burned anything to get those ashes. 861 00:40:38,839 --> 00:40:41,409 I've been telling you, man, it's about 862 00:40:41,509 --> 00:40:44,211 the consistency of the ash. 863 00:40:44,312 --> 00:40:47,982 No, you know what? Stop. Okay? 864 00:40:48,082 --> 00:40:49,650 Leo, Fat Joe, Dylan, 865 00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:50,952 take these urns and put them back 866 00:40:51,052 --> 00:40:53,321 in Apple's house without her knowing. 867 00:40:53,421 --> 00:40:55,323 Wait, hold up. 868 00:40:55,423 --> 00:40:58,759 In Calabasas? Hell no, bro. 869 00:40:59,660 --> 00:41:01,162 Hell yes, bro. 870 00:41:01,262 --> 00:41:03,564 Angel, you're coming with me. 871 00:41:05,232 --> 00:41:07,935 I'm legitimately... [giggles] 872 00:41:08,035 --> 00:41:11,339 Legitimately too high to drive right now, I think. 873 00:41:11,439 --> 00:41:12,640 I could drive us. 874 00:41:14,008 --> 00:41:15,509 Okay. 875 00:41:16,677 --> 00:41:18,112 [heavy metal plays] 876 00:41:22,316 --> 00:41:25,052 [heavy metal stops] 877 00:41:25,152 --> 00:41:26,520 Let's just take my G-wagon. 878 00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:27,822 -Yeah. -Yeah. 879 00:41:29,056 --> 00:41:31,158 Sorry, excuse me. Sorry. 880 00:41:33,227 --> 00:41:36,030 -You know... -Yeah. 881 00:41:38,666 --> 00:41:40,267 -Just... -Yeah, go that way. 882 00:41:44,405 --> 00:41:46,140 Oh, God. 883 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,875 ♪ ♪ 884 00:41:51,312 --> 00:41:52,246 Good as new. 885 00:41:52,346 --> 00:41:54,949 [footsteps] 886 00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:01,522 You didn't forget anything in the room, right? 887 00:42:04,558 --> 00:42:06,627 [shutter clicks] 888 00:42:06,727 --> 00:42:08,462 Who the fuck is that guy? 889 00:42:08,562 --> 00:42:10,231 She already got a new boyfriend? 890 00:42:10,331 --> 00:42:12,967 ♪ ♪ 891 00:42:15,269 --> 00:42:16,971 Please read this. 892 00:42:20,241 --> 00:42:22,543 Okay. Me, me, me. 893 00:42:22,643 --> 00:42:28,649 Not me, not me, not me, me, me. 894 00:42:28,749 --> 00:42:33,320 Don't care. Don't care. 895 00:42:33,421 --> 00:42:37,324 I save the day. Batman wins, amazing. 896 00:42:39,794 --> 00:42:42,396 Let me just call Leo. 897 00:42:42,496 --> 00:42:43,597 London. 898 00:42:43,697 --> 00:42:45,266 Yo, Leo, how'd it go? 899 00:42:45,366 --> 00:42:48,436 Yo, we got the urns back in Apple's house. 900 00:42:48,537 --> 00:42:49,603 Woo! 901 00:42:49,703 --> 00:42:51,806 Thank God. How's it look? 902 00:42:51,906 --> 00:42:54,208 Well, it looks lovely, like nothing ever happened. 903 00:42:54,308 --> 00:42:57,478 But dude, we kind of got a different problem, man. 904 00:42:57,578 --> 00:42:59,548 Seriously. 905 00:42:59,647 --> 00:43:01,248 What does that mean? 906 00:43:01,348 --> 00:43:02,783 It means you should probably come over to Apple's house 907 00:43:02,883 --> 00:43:04,785 right now, man, it's kind of bad, bro. 908 00:43:04,885 --> 00:43:06,187 Dude, I can't. I'm at the Batman meeting. 909 00:43:06,287 --> 00:43:08,523 -I literally just pulled up. -Yeah, I hear you. 910 00:43:08,656 --> 00:43:09,957 But if you care about your relationship, 911 00:43:10,057 --> 00:43:11,560 you better get over here right now, man. 912 00:43:11,659 --> 00:43:13,094 It's pretty ugly, man. 913 00:43:14,361 --> 00:43:15,763 All right, fuck it, dude. 914 00:43:15,863 --> 00:43:17,131 Just stay right there. I'm coming. 915 00:43:17,231 --> 00:43:19,467 Just don't let her leave. 916 00:43:19,568 --> 00:43:21,235 Why is this happening to me today? 917 00:43:21,335 --> 00:43:22,236 I got to call Maxine. 918 00:43:22,336 --> 00:43:23,604 London. 919 00:43:23,704 --> 00:43:26,240 Maxine, I'm going to be an hour late. 920 00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:28,109 I'm sorry, I'm stuck in traffic. 921 00:43:28,209 --> 00:43:30,512 It's bumper to bumper. It's so weird. 922 00:43:30,611 --> 00:43:33,180 -The 405. -The Rigmarole, crazy. 923 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,849 Maybe there's an accident or something. 924 00:43:34,949 --> 00:43:36,617 You know what? It is an accident. 925 00:43:36,717 --> 00:43:39,588 I'm it's like a Fiat is like tipped over. 926 00:43:39,687 --> 00:43:42,423 So it's like oil, giant oil spill. I think. 927 00:43:42,524 --> 00:43:44,658 An oil spill. Wild. 928 00:43:44,758 --> 00:43:47,328 Fossil fuels, right? So fucking whack. 929 00:43:47,428 --> 00:43:49,230 Right, so whack. Totally whack. 930 00:43:49,330 --> 00:43:51,198 So what do you think? 931 00:43:51,298 --> 00:43:54,802 How much time do you think you need? 932 00:43:54,902 --> 00:43:57,638 I don't know. With the way, the way it's looking right now, 933 00:43:57,738 --> 00:43:59,473 I'm looking at Olive's GPS, 934 00:43:59,574 --> 00:44:04,311 it says 40... 44 minutes. 935 00:44:04,411 --> 00:44:07,114 But, you know, L.A., right? 936 00:44:07,214 --> 00:44:12,019 You know what, London? No problem. I'll handle it. 937 00:44:12,119 --> 00:44:14,221 I mean, Maxine, thank you. And you know what? 938 00:44:14,321 --> 00:44:15,789 I'm going to yell at Olive right now. 939 00:44:15,890 --> 00:44:16,857 Please just drive. 940 00:44:16,957 --> 00:44:18,259 We've hit the shoulder lane-- 941 00:44:18,359 --> 00:44:19,927 Hey, Olive, don't fucking drive at all. 942 00:44:20,027 --> 00:44:22,597 Are you out of your mind? 943 00:44:22,696 --> 00:44:23,931 Well, first of all, I hope your acting 944 00:44:24,031 --> 00:44:25,466 is going to be a little bit better than that 945 00:44:25,567 --> 00:44:26,500 on your second Batman audition. 946 00:44:26,601 --> 00:44:28,035 Oh my God. Oh my God 947 00:44:28,135 --> 00:44:29,436 I swear to God, if you... you know how hard I worked 948 00:44:29,538 --> 00:44:30,471 for you to get this fucking meeting? 949 00:44:30,572 --> 00:44:31,939 Do you have any idea? 950 00:44:32,039 --> 00:44:35,209 Do not fuck this up over a pair of tits in nice clothes. 951 00:44:35,309 --> 00:44:36,844 [engine starts] 952 00:44:36,944 --> 00:44:38,179 She's so scary! Drive, drive. 953 00:44:38,279 --> 00:44:41,015 You are not a real feminist. Do not back up! 954 00:44:41,115 --> 00:44:43,751 God damn it! Stop the car! What the fuck is this? 955 00:44:43,851 --> 00:44:45,119 Oh my God, she's getting out of the car. 956 00:44:47,221 --> 00:44:49,390 Do you have any idea how many dicks I sucked in this town 957 00:44:49,490 --> 00:44:50,758 in order to get this meeting? 958 00:44:50,858 --> 00:44:52,493 I did not suck these dicks in vain. 959 00:44:52,594 --> 00:44:55,362 ♪ ♪ 960 00:44:55,462 --> 00:44:57,431 [car door shuts] 961 00:44:57,532 --> 00:44:58,799 -Where's Apple at? -She just left. 962 00:44:58,899 --> 00:45:01,135 -You just missed them. -You let her leave? 963 00:45:01,235 --> 00:45:04,506 How was I supposed to stop your girl? 964 00:45:04,606 --> 00:45:07,408 Yo, London, she left with some dude. 965 00:45:07,509 --> 00:45:09,043 She left with a dude? 966 00:45:09,143 --> 00:45:11,646 A buff dude. 967 00:45:11,745 --> 00:45:13,548 And they had bags. 968 00:45:13,648 --> 00:45:14,949 And yes, they left together. 969 00:45:15,049 --> 00:45:17,885 With a fucking neck pillow, look. 970 00:45:19,420 --> 00:45:20,955 Oh, my God, that dude's huge. 971 00:45:21,055 --> 00:45:22,624 Jacked, dude, look at his shoulders. 972 00:45:22,756 --> 00:45:24,024 It took him countless hours to get it 973 00:45:24,124 --> 00:45:25,627 stretched out like that, bro. 974 00:45:25,726 --> 00:45:28,963 -He would beat your ass, dude. -Neck pillow. 975 00:45:29,063 --> 00:45:30,264 Is she about to fly somewhere? 976 00:45:30,364 --> 00:45:32,299 She always flies private out of Van Nuys. 977 00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:33,767 So it's easy to get there. 978 00:45:33,867 --> 00:45:36,103 I got to pull up to the airport. 979 00:45:38,472 --> 00:45:40,040 Hold on one second. 980 00:45:42,243 --> 00:45:44,078 [phone rings] 981 00:45:44,178 --> 00:45:45,212 London. 982 00:45:45,312 --> 00:45:47,047 I just fucking answered Maxine's call. 983 00:45:47,147 --> 00:45:49,883 Hi. Yup, I'm about to be there now. 984 00:45:51,919 --> 00:45:53,454 -What are you doing? -Fuck fuck fuck! 985 00:45:53,555 --> 00:45:54,589 I'm supposed to be at that meeting! 986 00:45:54,689 --> 00:45:58,158 Go to the meeting. Fuck love. 987 00:45:58,259 --> 00:46:00,160 Go be Batman. 988 00:46:00,261 --> 00:46:02,763 I'm not losing her over this acting job. 989 00:46:02,863 --> 00:46:04,298 Maybe I don't want to be Batman. 990 00:46:04,398 --> 00:46:06,800 Maybe everyone else just wants me to be Batman. 991 00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:09,837 And I don't want to be... the lead in a 100... 992 00:46:09,937 --> 00:46:11,305 million dollar... 993 00:46:11,405 --> 00:46:13,642 movie that makes you legendary forever. 994 00:46:13,742 --> 00:46:14,743 Dude, you're tripping. 995 00:46:14,842 --> 00:46:16,043 I would literally hire a hitman 996 00:46:16,143 --> 00:46:18,212 and take my parents out to be Batman. 997 00:46:18,312 --> 00:46:20,414 We've already killed one family today. 998 00:46:20,515 --> 00:46:22,249 Hey, I hate to break up this bromance right now, 999 00:46:22,349 --> 00:46:23,951 but I just got a text from Maxine. 1000 00:46:24,051 --> 00:46:25,786 It says if you are not at this meeting in 15 minutes, 1001 00:46:25,886 --> 00:46:29,189 she is going to cut your dick and balls off. 1002 00:46:29,290 --> 00:46:31,425 That's the nice part, do you want me to read the rest? 1003 00:46:31,526 --> 00:46:32,793 We're good. 1004 00:46:35,396 --> 00:46:36,497 What do I do? 1005 00:46:37,898 --> 00:46:39,567 Bro, go to the meeting. 1006 00:46:39,668 --> 00:46:41,536 I can't, I can't do it. 1007 00:46:43,571 --> 00:46:45,272 I choose love. 1008 00:46:45,372 --> 00:46:46,574 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1009 00:46:46,675 --> 00:46:49,076 I get it if you guys don't want to be friends no more 1010 00:46:49,176 --> 00:46:51,812 because this is career suicide. 1011 00:46:51,912 --> 00:46:55,182 But if we didn't leave you after that shitty ass, 1012 00:46:55,282 --> 00:46:58,720 horrible, terrible, worst thing that's ever 1013 00:46:58,819 --> 00:47:01,822 been shown on a television finale? 1014 00:47:01,922 --> 00:47:05,359 Respectfully, we're not going to leave you now. 1015 00:47:06,628 --> 00:47:08,095 Real friends. 1016 00:47:09,430 --> 00:47:11,298 We're good. 1017 00:47:11,398 --> 00:47:13,702 Go get your girl, man. 1018 00:47:13,802 --> 00:47:15,502 Can I borrow your car? 1019 00:47:17,871 --> 00:47:20,407 My dawg. 1020 00:47:20,508 --> 00:47:22,976 Sorry, Dylan. 1021 00:47:26,748 --> 00:47:28,516 Thanks, Olive. 1022 00:47:28,616 --> 00:47:30,050 Yo, hold up. 1023 00:47:30,150 --> 00:47:32,386 Hey, where'd you say that meeting was at again? 1024 00:47:32,486 --> 00:47:34,188 [scream] 1025 00:47:37,391 --> 00:47:39,360 Van Nuys Airport, how can I help you? 1026 00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:42,162 Hey. Are there any flights about to take off 1027 00:47:42,262 --> 00:47:45,432 or is there any buff dudes with a neck pillow 1028 00:47:45,533 --> 00:47:46,867 at the airport right now? 1029 00:47:46,967 --> 00:47:49,136 Uh, yeah, there actually is. Yes. 1030 00:47:49,236 --> 00:47:50,270 There is. 1031 00:47:50,371 --> 00:47:52,774 Yo, please, break the wing or some shit. 1032 00:47:52,873 --> 00:47:53,842 I'm on my way. 1033 00:47:53,941 --> 00:47:55,777 All right, bye. Have a good day. 1034 00:47:55,876 --> 00:47:57,177 Fucking weirdo. 1035 00:47:59,313 --> 00:48:02,383 About to catch this jet, brothers and sisters, what's up? 1036 00:48:03,718 --> 00:48:05,119 Yo! 1037 00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:07,154 Oh, it's that actor, dude, right? 1038 00:48:07,254 --> 00:48:10,592 What the fuck, dude, are you trying to take my girl? 1039 00:48:10,692 --> 00:48:12,527 Is she on there right now? 1040 00:48:12,627 --> 00:48:13,695 Dennis Rodman? 1041 00:48:13,795 --> 00:48:15,162 Why are you so mad, man? 1042 00:48:15,262 --> 00:48:16,631 You should be mad at the trash-ass finale, man. 1043 00:48:16,731 --> 00:48:19,701 Fuck you, Dennis Rodman. 1044 00:48:19,801 --> 00:48:20,802 Great job. 1045 00:48:20,901 --> 00:48:23,437 Hey, superstar, what's up, baby? 1046 00:48:23,538 --> 00:48:24,938 You stay sleeping. 1047 00:48:25,038 --> 00:48:26,574 I'll be in Vegas, baby. I'll be in Vegas. 1048 00:48:26,674 --> 00:48:28,108 Stay awake from him! 1049 00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:29,544 [groans] 1050 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:36,450 I can't believe you gave London the keys to your car, bro. 1051 00:48:36,551 --> 00:48:39,052 Got us sitting three in the back right now. 1052 00:48:39,153 --> 00:48:40,588 Three in the back. 1053 00:48:42,289 --> 00:48:44,726 [sigh] Damn it. Olive! 1054 00:48:44,826 --> 00:48:46,493 Where are we going right now? 1055 00:48:46,594 --> 00:48:50,565 You know I'm not letting London miss that meeting, right? 1056 00:48:50,665 --> 00:48:52,600 -The Batman meeting? -Yeah. 1057 00:48:53,902 --> 00:48:55,804 Who are you thinking about for Robin? 1058 00:48:55,904 --> 00:48:59,039 What do you think about, you know, maybe like Peter Dinklage? 1059 00:48:59,139 --> 00:49:00,909 Oh, thank you. 1060 00:49:01,008 --> 00:49:03,310 Hold on one second. Thank you. 1061 00:49:03,410 --> 00:49:04,978 Come to mama. 1062 00:49:05,078 --> 00:49:06,681 Is he always this late? 1063 00:49:06,781 --> 00:49:08,348 Hm? Is he late? 1064 00:49:08,449 --> 00:49:14,988 I did not even notice. I'm having such a good time. 1065 00:49:15,088 --> 00:49:17,024 (robot voice) Damn, I love acting. 1066 00:49:20,194 --> 00:49:21,729 Batman wears a mask. 1067 00:49:21,830 --> 00:49:25,265 Just... the actor is going to have to wear it constantly. 1068 00:49:25,365 --> 00:49:27,869 So director, tell me about your movie. 1069 00:49:27,968 --> 00:49:29,537 I was hoping you read the script. 1070 00:49:29,637 --> 00:49:32,072 Have you read the script? 1071 00:49:32,172 --> 00:49:34,041 Of course, he's read the script. 1072 00:49:34,141 --> 00:49:35,543 Of course you read the script. 1073 00:49:35,643 --> 00:49:37,712 London, tell them all about. Just kidding. 1074 00:49:37,812 --> 00:49:39,914 Does it look like I'm kidding? 1075 00:49:40,013 --> 00:49:42,149 Whose dick do I gotta suck around here 1076 00:49:42,249 --> 00:49:44,451 to get some pancakes? 1077 00:49:44,552 --> 00:49:46,955 End of scene. See, this is going to be amazing. 1078 00:49:47,054 --> 00:49:48,723 This movie is going to shoot itself. 1079 00:49:48,823 --> 00:49:51,091 I think I'm going to shoot myself. 1080 00:49:51,191 --> 00:49:53,427 I can't believe we let him go in there with that mask. 1081 00:49:53,528 --> 00:49:56,898 Leo's fucking wearing an elephant on his head. 1082 00:49:56,997 --> 00:49:58,733 Yeah, I got to be honest you guys have had 1083 00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:03,103 a lot of dumb ideas, but this one... this one's really dumb. 1084 00:50:03,203 --> 00:50:07,609 Shh, shh, shh, be still. 1085 00:50:07,709 --> 00:50:09,176 This will hurt now. 1086 00:50:11,211 --> 00:50:12,514 What are you doing? 1087 00:50:13,748 --> 00:50:15,282 That's perfect. 1088 00:50:18,753 --> 00:50:20,555 It's okay, it's okay. 1089 00:50:22,456 --> 00:50:24,692 Don't touch it. 1090 00:50:24,792 --> 00:50:26,360 Are you feeling okay? 1091 00:50:26,460 --> 00:50:29,062 You got hit in the face really hard. 1092 00:50:29,162 --> 00:50:31,566 It is so hard to take you seriously... 1093 00:50:31,666 --> 00:50:34,969 with that fucking thing on your face! 1094 00:50:35,068 --> 00:50:38,205 Good Bad People sucked. 1095 00:50:38,305 --> 00:50:42,075 -Your finale was shit. -He didn't write it. 1096 00:50:42,175 --> 00:50:44,077 But you're the best thing of the show. 1097 00:50:44,177 --> 00:50:45,747 Uh, thanks. 1098 00:50:45,847 --> 00:50:48,115 I mean, honestly, thank God 1099 00:50:48,215 --> 00:50:49,751 I pulled your old phone out of the garbage can, 1100 00:50:49,851 --> 00:50:51,586 found out that your dad's birthday is your passcode 1101 00:50:51,686 --> 00:50:54,288 and used Find my iPhone to track your coordinates. 1102 00:50:54,388 --> 00:50:59,761 You have been very hard to keep track of today, Mister. 1103 00:50:59,861 --> 00:51:01,829 Oh, and you really shouldn't throw that stuff away, 1104 00:51:01,930 --> 00:51:03,665 you know, freaking crazy people 1105 00:51:03,765 --> 00:51:05,332 could get ahold of that shit. 1106 00:51:06,768 --> 00:51:09,202 Did you just give me stitches? 1107 00:51:09,303 --> 00:51:11,906 Lucky for you both my parents are doctors. 1108 00:51:12,006 --> 00:51:14,441 I never leave home without my sewing kit. 1109 00:51:15,910 --> 00:51:17,177 [ding] 1110 00:51:17,277 --> 00:51:18,646 And that's when I realized the only person 1111 00:51:18,746 --> 00:51:22,349 that will always be there for you is your stalker. 1112 00:51:23,952 --> 00:51:26,854 Um, I want to call my friends. See if they can pick me up. 1113 00:51:26,955 --> 00:51:29,724 Sure. 1114 00:51:29,824 --> 00:51:31,091 My phone's dead, fuck. 1115 00:51:31,191 --> 00:51:32,560 Do you have a charger? 1116 00:51:32,660 --> 00:51:35,763 Uh, yeah, there's one in the glove compartment. 1117 00:51:37,699 --> 00:51:40,467 ♪ ♪ 1118 00:51:42,770 --> 00:51:44,639 That's a lot of gloves. 1119 00:51:44,739 --> 00:51:47,508 Well, yeah, silly, it's the glove compartment. 1120 00:51:47,609 --> 00:51:48,810 Right. 1121 00:52:01,355 --> 00:52:04,424 Just gotta wait a minute for it to turn on. 1122 00:52:08,462 --> 00:52:11,298 ♪ It's just me and you ♪ 1123 00:52:11,398 --> 00:52:14,002 ♪ Sitting alone inside my car ♪ 1124 00:52:14,102 --> 00:52:15,369 ♪ It's just me and you ♪ 1125 00:52:15,469 --> 00:52:17,572 Can you take me home right now? 1126 00:52:17,672 --> 00:52:20,240 Yeah, yeah. 1127 00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:22,309 I was actually about to head over there anyway. 1128 00:52:22,409 --> 00:52:24,277 ♪ Nobody here to help you ♪ 1129 00:52:24,378 --> 00:52:27,180 ♪ It's just me and you ♪ 1130 00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,916 ♪ In my car ♪ 1131 00:52:29,017 --> 00:52:32,854 Bro, I can not even fucking see in this car anymore. 1132 00:52:32,954 --> 00:52:34,922 Roll down the windows. 1133 00:52:35,023 --> 00:52:38,092 Wait, am I high now? 1134 00:52:38,191 --> 00:52:41,629 You're literally sitting in a blunt right now. 1135 00:52:41,729 --> 00:52:44,297 I have eyes on the suspects in the safety pin car 1136 00:52:44,398 --> 00:52:45,833 from the Calabasas break in. 1137 00:52:45,933 --> 00:52:48,870 ♪ Sitting in a blunt Sitting in a blunt ♪ 1138 00:52:48,970 --> 00:52:50,772 ♪ Da da da da da da da ♪ 1139 00:52:50,872 --> 00:52:52,073 ♪ Sitting in a blunt ♪ 1140 00:52:52,172 --> 00:52:53,641 [siren blares] 1141 00:52:54,509 --> 00:52:56,044 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1142 00:52:56,144 --> 00:52:57,879 -Put that shit out. -I got this. 1143 00:52:59,246 --> 00:53:00,447 [grunts] 1144 00:53:01,883 --> 00:53:03,117 Oh, God. 1145 00:53:03,216 --> 00:53:04,952 Are you serious right now? 1146 00:53:07,088 --> 00:53:08,122 Shit. 1147 00:53:08,221 --> 00:53:09,657 -What? -Oh, no. 1148 00:53:09,757 --> 00:53:11,693 I mean, I've been on this shit for eight hours. 1149 00:53:11,793 --> 00:53:14,227 You know us actors and our organic diets. 1150 00:53:14,327 --> 00:53:15,228 I'll be back. 1151 00:53:15,328 --> 00:53:17,264 That is a Juilliard thing. 1152 00:53:17,364 --> 00:53:19,901 They have this whole new nutritional digestive 1153 00:53:20,001 --> 00:53:23,437 artistic integration thing. 1154 00:53:23,538 --> 00:53:25,272 I've had worse meetings. 1155 00:53:25,372 --> 00:53:28,275 He really reminds me of a young River Phoenix. 1156 00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:29,577 -Really? -Mm-hmm. Doesn't he? 1157 00:53:29,677 --> 00:53:31,579 He reminds me of the fucking elephant man. 1158 00:53:31,679 --> 00:53:34,716 This is L.A., man. We can smoke wherever we want. 1159 00:53:34,816 --> 00:53:36,117 I'm aware of that. 1160 00:53:36,216 --> 00:53:38,186 Come on down. Let's have a little chat. 1161 00:53:38,285 --> 00:53:39,954 You a cool cop or something? 1162 00:53:40,054 --> 00:53:42,156 Yeah, stoney smurf. Give me a little bit of that. 1163 00:53:42,255 --> 00:53:43,591 All right. Thank you, how about that? 1164 00:53:43,691 --> 00:53:44,859 -All right. Cool. -Get over here. Get over. 1165 00:53:44,959 --> 00:53:47,360 I trusted you! 1166 00:53:47,461 --> 00:53:49,063 -Get that out of here. -What the fuck? 1167 00:53:49,163 --> 00:53:50,397 Hands in the air. Hands in the air. 1168 00:53:50,497 --> 00:53:52,567 Oh, take a dubstep back there, Daft Punk. 1169 00:53:52,667 --> 00:53:56,003 -All right. -What up, Leo. 1170 00:53:56,104 --> 00:53:57,471 How was the meeting, bro? 1171 00:53:57,572 --> 00:53:59,774 Man, you know I killed it. I hope I got the part. 1172 00:53:59,874 --> 00:54:01,274 Oh my God. 1173 00:54:02,176 --> 00:54:04,812 Okay, here we go. 1174 00:54:04,912 --> 00:54:08,482 Did that really just happen, or is this some good-ass weed? 1175 00:54:08,583 --> 00:54:11,418 This is some good ass weed, bro. 1176 00:54:11,519 --> 00:54:13,988 Oh my God, it's all over my hand. 1177 00:54:18,291 --> 00:54:21,428 Why do you always sit outside my house? 1178 00:54:21,529 --> 00:54:23,330 Follow me to work. 1179 00:54:25,733 --> 00:54:27,602 Um... 1180 00:54:27,702 --> 00:54:31,371 I guess I just really relate to you. 1181 00:54:33,406 --> 00:54:36,744 I don't think you really know me. 1182 00:54:36,844 --> 00:54:40,715 That's just a character on Good Bad People, that's not me. 1183 00:54:40,815 --> 00:54:43,316 I'm not talking about Good Bad People. 1184 00:54:43,416 --> 00:54:45,987 I've been a fan since I Hate My Parents. 1185 00:54:46,087 --> 00:54:47,889 You've seen I Hate My Parents? 1186 00:54:47,989 --> 00:54:49,223 -Yeah. -That's crazy. 1187 00:54:49,322 --> 00:54:50,658 I feel like no one saw that. 1188 00:54:50,758 --> 00:54:54,327 Oh well, I watched it like every single day. 1189 00:54:54,427 --> 00:54:55,730 I know every line. 1190 00:54:55,830 --> 00:54:59,399 Honestly, I mean, the acting, it's just... 1191 00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:01,936 It's so brilliant. 1192 00:55:03,871 --> 00:55:05,673 Thanks. 1193 00:55:05,773 --> 00:55:06,774 Baby... 1194 00:55:07,875 --> 00:55:10,477 No way, how did you get one of these? 1195 00:55:10,578 --> 00:55:12,479 They don't even sell these here. 1196 00:55:12,580 --> 00:55:15,016 This used to be my favorite drink back in... 1197 00:55:15,116 --> 00:55:16,617 -...high school. -High school. 1198 00:55:22,957 --> 00:55:23,858 [music plays] 1199 00:55:23,958 --> 00:55:25,059 ♪ I never thought ♪ 1200 00:55:25,159 --> 00:55:27,228 Shut the fuck up. 1201 00:55:27,327 --> 00:55:28,395 This used to be my... 1202 00:55:28,495 --> 00:55:30,865 -...favorite song. -Favorite song. 1203 00:55:30,965 --> 00:55:34,268 ♪ I traced the cord back to the wall ♪ 1204 00:55:34,367 --> 00:55:36,737 ♪ No wonder it was never plugged in at all ♪ 1205 00:55:36,838 --> 00:55:39,607 Damn, why is everyone so worried about me? 1206 00:55:39,707 --> 00:55:44,377 Oh. They probably saw the video of the fight. 1207 00:55:44,477 --> 00:55:46,346 There was a video of the fight? 1208 00:55:46,446 --> 00:55:48,115 Yeah. I mean, it went viral. 1209 00:55:48,216 --> 00:55:50,117 It's trending everywhere. 1210 00:55:50,218 --> 00:55:52,753 Oh, I look like such a fucking idiot. 1211 00:55:52,854 --> 00:55:54,021 No, you don't. 1212 00:55:54,121 --> 00:55:57,291 You look amazing even while getting knocked out. 1213 00:55:57,424 --> 00:55:59,227 It's crazy. 1214 00:55:59,327 --> 00:56:00,695 I got to call Apple. 1215 00:56:04,632 --> 00:56:06,534 Damn, straight to voicemail. 1216 00:56:08,669 --> 00:56:11,438 She's not answering any of my calls. 1217 00:56:12,607 --> 00:56:15,009 Kinda sounds like she sucks. 1218 00:56:15,109 --> 00:56:16,344 [laughs] 1219 00:56:16,443 --> 00:56:18,012 I shouldn't laugh at that. 1220 00:56:19,479 --> 00:56:20,982 It was funny. 1221 00:56:24,285 --> 00:56:26,520 This is as far as I can go. 1222 00:56:26,621 --> 00:56:30,558 -Oh, right, the, uh... -Restraining order. 1223 00:56:30,658 --> 00:56:32,827 -Yes. -Yeah. 1224 00:56:32,927 --> 00:56:35,329 Well, I won't tell if you won't. 1225 00:56:35,428 --> 00:56:37,632 Also thank you for my stitches. 1226 00:56:37,732 --> 00:56:39,000 -The Band-Aid. -Yeah. 1227 00:56:40,301 --> 00:56:42,904 Looks good. Poor baby. 1228 00:56:43,004 --> 00:56:45,106 You're actually cool. 1229 00:56:45,206 --> 00:56:47,108 I'm down to be friends. 1230 00:56:49,176 --> 00:56:52,412 Uh... Yeah, okay. 1231 00:56:53,848 --> 00:56:56,449 Are you serious? 1232 00:56:56,550 --> 00:56:59,053 Is this why you've been acting weird all day? 1233 00:56:59,153 --> 00:57:00,388 Baby, I can explain. 1234 00:57:00,487 --> 00:57:03,991 [scoffs] Is that your stalker? 1235 00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:07,762 -Oh. -No, no, no, no. 1236 00:57:07,862 --> 00:57:09,363 I love you. 1237 00:57:09,462 --> 00:57:10,765 We can run away together, 1238 00:57:10,865 --> 00:57:13,234 I have two first-class tickets to Cancun. 1239 00:57:13,334 --> 00:57:14,368 What? No. 1240 00:57:14,467 --> 00:57:15,603 Hey, where are you going? 1241 00:57:15,703 --> 00:57:16,938 Also, wait, why are you mad at me? 1242 00:57:17,038 --> 00:57:18,471 You're the one who is running around town 1243 00:57:18,572 --> 00:57:20,508 with some other guy this afternoon. 1244 00:57:21,776 --> 00:57:24,645 I came here to make sure you are okay 1245 00:57:24,745 --> 00:57:26,881 because I saw your ass getting whupped on Instagram, 1246 00:57:26,981 --> 00:57:29,350 but clearly you're doing just fine. 1247 00:57:29,449 --> 00:57:33,054 Okay. Yeah, that looks bad, but it's not. 1248 00:57:33,154 --> 00:57:34,889 She just kidnaped me after I got knocked out. 1249 00:57:38,159 --> 00:57:41,329 Why are you avoiding the fact that I saw you with another guy? 1250 00:57:41,429 --> 00:57:44,665 You mean, Luca, my stylist? 1251 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,336 The big guy? 1252 00:57:48,436 --> 00:57:49,670 Yeah. 1253 00:57:51,138 --> 00:57:52,773 He's a stylist? 1254 00:57:52,873 --> 00:57:54,542 But you know what, that might get a little confusing for you 1255 00:57:54,642 --> 00:57:56,110 when you get high with your friends all the time. 1256 00:57:56,210 --> 00:57:58,446 So let me make this not confusing for you. 1257 00:57:58,546 --> 00:58:00,581 We need a break. 1258 00:58:00,681 --> 00:58:03,584 I'm not doing this right now. 1259 00:58:03,684 --> 00:58:05,252 You know what, fuck that. 1260 00:58:05,353 --> 00:58:07,989 You started this shit when you said that dumb text message. 1261 00:58:08,089 --> 00:58:11,726 What message? 1262 00:58:11,826 --> 00:58:14,328 Why did you spell it like that, hm? 1263 00:58:14,428 --> 00:58:16,697 It's a typo. 1264 00:58:18,432 --> 00:58:19,834 Okay. Okay, well, what about this, 1265 00:58:19,934 --> 00:58:22,103 I wish I didn't have to do this through text. 1266 00:58:22,203 --> 00:58:24,572 Weird. 1267 00:58:24,672 --> 00:58:27,608 Because I wish I could do it in person 1268 00:58:27,708 --> 00:58:29,944 because I like waking up next to you. 1269 00:58:30,911 --> 00:58:33,080 ♪ ♪ 1270 00:58:40,554 --> 00:58:41,922 Wait, Apple. 1271 00:58:47,795 --> 00:58:49,797 [car starts] Fuck! 1272 00:58:51,565 --> 00:58:53,234 Not going that way. 1273 00:58:54,535 --> 00:58:57,938 Hey, babe! See you later, okay? 1274 00:58:58,039 --> 00:58:59,573 Definitely not. 1275 00:59:00,408 --> 00:59:02,576 ♪ ♪ 1276 00:59:11,652 --> 00:59:14,588 Hey, this is London. Leave a message. 1277 00:59:17,526 --> 00:59:20,995 All right, Maxine, here. 1278 00:59:21,095 --> 00:59:23,030 Um, leaving you a voicemail because you 1279 00:59:23,130 --> 00:59:25,699 all of a sudden don't pick up the phone for me anymore. 1280 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:29,670 That's maybe the first time I've left a voicemail in years. 1281 00:59:29,770 --> 00:59:32,606 People don't send me to voicemail, but you know what? 1282 00:59:32,706 --> 00:59:34,341 I'm going to take this opportunity 1283 00:59:34,442 --> 00:59:38,179 to put in recording... a recording 1284 00:59:38,279 --> 00:59:42,950 so you can listen to this over and over and over again. 1285 00:59:43,050 --> 00:59:47,088 London, you're fucking fired. 1286 00:59:47,188 --> 00:59:50,024 After that bullshit you pulled today, 1287 00:59:50,124 --> 00:59:52,026 sending one of your fucking friends 1288 00:59:52,126 --> 00:59:53,961 to a meeting with the director of fucking Batman. 1289 00:59:54,061 --> 00:59:56,797 You humiliated me in front of this entire fucking town... 1290 00:59:56,897 --> 00:59:59,667 Here we are. No fucking Batman job. 1291 00:59:59,767 --> 01:00:03,204 My name associated with the shittiest finale 1292 01:00:03,304 --> 01:00:04,271 in television history. 1293 01:00:04,371 --> 01:00:05,706 Worse than Lost. 1294 01:00:05,806 --> 01:00:08,375 Worse than fucking Game of Thrones. 1295 01:00:08,476 --> 01:00:10,678 I hope you're still listening. I know you're listening. 1296 01:00:10,778 --> 01:00:12,012 You're such a fucking narcissist. 1297 01:00:12,113 --> 01:00:14,982 Like when I visited you on set that day 1298 01:00:15,082 --> 01:00:16,717 and you were simulating a sex scene, 1299 01:00:16,817 --> 01:00:20,387 I could tell from that that you can't fuck. 1300 01:00:20,488 --> 01:00:22,323 You can't even fuck. 1301 01:00:22,423 --> 01:00:24,024 I know you're bad at sex. 1302 01:00:24,125 --> 01:00:27,294 Also, I'm not entirely sure you can read. 1303 01:00:27,394 --> 01:00:28,563 There. I said it. 1304 01:00:28,662 --> 01:00:30,798 Okay, I deleted your old tweets. 1305 01:00:30,898 --> 01:00:33,100 I still have them screengrabbed. Okay? 1306 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:34,869 You don't think I keep shit on my cloud? 1307 01:00:34,969 --> 01:00:36,203 You're wrong, bitch. 1308 01:00:36,303 --> 01:00:39,006 I still have all your fucking nudes, too. 1309 01:00:39,106 --> 01:00:41,142 All your Brett Favre dick nudes. 1310 01:00:41,242 --> 01:00:42,843 I have them. 1311 01:00:42,943 --> 01:00:45,446 I'm not going to waste any more of my minutes on you. 1312 01:00:45,547 --> 01:00:48,082 You little fucking bitch. 1313 01:00:48,182 --> 01:00:55,322 You crooked-dick fucking illiterate hillbilly. 1314 01:01:00,060 --> 01:01:01,695 So... 1315 01:01:01,795 --> 01:01:04,131 Feels like a good time for me to be done. 1316 01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:08,502 I'd quit, too. 1317 01:01:08,603 --> 01:01:11,772 What? No, I'm just done for the day. 1318 01:01:13,007 --> 01:01:14,341 I'll see you tomorrow. 1319 01:01:15,009 --> 01:01:16,777 'Kay. 1320 01:01:17,945 --> 01:01:19,313 Do you want me to turn a light on? 1321 01:01:19,413 --> 01:01:20,781 No. 1322 01:01:20,881 --> 01:01:23,384 ♪ Yo, oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪ 1323 01:01:23,484 --> 01:01:26,287 ♪ Are we oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪ 1324 01:01:26,387 --> 01:01:28,088 ♪ Yo, oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪ 1325 01:01:30,291 --> 01:01:32,760 Damn, bro, 1326 01:01:32,860 --> 01:01:36,430 I seen you get knocked the fuck out by that big dude. 1327 01:01:36,531 --> 01:01:37,498 Fuck you, Dennis Rodman. 1328 01:01:37,599 --> 01:01:39,033 Oh, man. 1329 01:01:39,133 --> 01:01:40,267 Great job. 1330 01:01:40,367 --> 01:01:41,735 Nice Band-aid. 1331 01:01:41,835 --> 01:01:44,271 My stalker gave me stitches. 1332 01:01:44,371 --> 01:01:46,473 Your stalker... 1333 01:01:46,575 --> 01:01:47,975 Gave you stitches? 1334 01:01:48,075 --> 01:01:51,378 Yeah, she's like pre-med or something. 1335 01:01:51,478 --> 01:01:52,913 You feeling all right, though? 1336 01:01:53,013 --> 01:01:56,884 No. This is the worst day of my entire life. 1337 01:01:58,587 --> 01:02:00,287 I'm going to sleep, man. 1338 01:02:00,387 --> 01:02:02,957 Today sucks. Where's Leo? 1339 01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:07,461 [gulp] 1340 01:02:07,562 --> 01:02:08,963 Where's Dylan? 1341 01:02:11,065 --> 01:02:12,066 Uh... 1342 01:02:12,967 --> 01:02:17,104 ♪ I'll sit in the jail ♪ 1343 01:02:17,204 --> 01:02:19,073 [sigh] No... 1344 01:02:21,408 --> 01:02:22,510 No... 1345 01:02:24,546 --> 01:02:25,980 She's really hot. 1346 01:02:27,682 --> 01:02:30,351 [phone rings] 1347 01:02:30,451 --> 01:02:32,753 Really? 1348 01:02:34,888 --> 01:02:36,290 I don't wanna. 1349 01:02:41,328 --> 01:02:42,564 Hello. 1350 01:02:42,664 --> 01:02:44,699 Um, hi. We need you. 1351 01:02:44,798 --> 01:02:46,267 Ooh. 1352 01:02:46,367 --> 01:02:51,706 I'm just really, really busy like, new house shit. 1353 01:02:51,805 --> 01:02:54,842 You know what? I got jumped today. 1354 01:02:54,942 --> 01:02:56,477 I bailed on the biggest meeting of my life. 1355 01:02:56,578 --> 01:02:58,112 Apple hates me and Leo and Dylan are in jail. 1356 01:02:58,212 --> 01:02:59,880 Do you see what happens when you move out? 1357 01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:02,983 Oh my God, London. Are you okay? Where are you? 1358 01:03:03,083 --> 01:03:04,785 I'm outside your house. 1359 01:03:06,153 --> 01:03:07,154 [sigh] 1360 01:03:07,254 --> 01:03:08,355 Fuck. 1361 01:03:11,959 --> 01:03:15,095 Yay! My first night away from you guys, 1362 01:03:15,195 --> 01:03:18,232 and here I am... with you guys. 1363 01:03:18,332 --> 01:03:20,301 -Sorry. -Yo yo yo. 1364 01:03:20,401 --> 01:03:22,771 Can I take a piss in your new crib real quick? 1365 01:03:22,870 --> 01:03:24,838 All right, good looking out. 1366 01:03:26,173 --> 01:03:27,575 [mouthing] 1367 01:03:27,676 --> 01:03:29,310 I'm so mad at you. 1368 01:03:29,410 --> 01:03:30,377 Scoot the fuck over. 1369 01:03:30,477 --> 01:03:33,080 ♪ ♪ 1370 01:03:36,183 --> 01:03:37,951 Bro, they were chanting your name. 1371 01:03:38,052 --> 01:03:39,587 They loved you in there. 1372 01:03:39,688 --> 01:03:40,689 Yeah! 1373 01:03:40,789 --> 01:03:41,955 Woo! 1374 01:03:42,056 --> 01:03:44,024 I didn't know they were here. 1375 01:03:44,124 --> 01:03:46,293 -Yeah! -Yes, guys, yes! 1376 01:03:46,393 --> 01:03:48,530 You guys are so dumb. Let's go home. 1377 01:03:48,630 --> 01:03:51,865 -Leo just got out of jail. -We need to do something. 1378 01:03:51,965 --> 01:03:56,470 It's time to party! 1379 01:03:56,571 --> 01:03:58,906 You heard 'em you heard 'em! 1380 01:03:59,006 --> 01:04:01,075 Where are we going? 1381 01:04:01,175 --> 01:04:03,444 I... am ordering an Uber 1382 01:04:03,545 --> 01:04:07,448 so that I can go enjoy airplane mode at my new house. 1383 01:04:07,549 --> 01:04:09,883 So you can (whispers) never call me again, 1384 01:04:09,983 --> 01:04:11,485 but have so much fun. 1385 01:04:11,586 --> 01:04:12,587 Shotgun. Okay. 1386 01:04:12,687 --> 01:04:14,221 Come on, London, we got plans. 1387 01:04:16,023 --> 01:04:17,124 So, did you guys miss us? 1388 01:04:17,224 --> 01:04:20,628 Oh! Oh, my, there is... 1389 01:04:20,729 --> 01:04:22,096 There's a lot of valuable shit in there. 1390 01:04:22,196 --> 01:04:24,498 I just realized I'm still depressed. 1391 01:04:25,999 --> 01:04:28,068 ♪ Sitting in a blunt Sitting in a ♪ 1392 01:04:28,168 --> 01:04:29,470 Fuck you, Dennis Rodman. [punch] Oh... 1393 01:04:29,571 --> 01:04:31,138 What the fuck happened to your face, man? 1394 01:04:31,238 --> 01:04:33,374 Fuck you, Dennis Rodman. [punch] Oh... 1395 01:04:33,474 --> 01:04:35,610 Yo, Apple dumped him. 1396 01:04:35,710 --> 01:04:37,746 Man, fuck all that sad boy shit. 1397 01:04:37,846 --> 01:04:39,279 Dylan, find us a party. 1398 01:04:39,380 --> 01:04:40,615 On it. 1399 01:04:40,715 --> 01:04:43,484 Uh, no. Take me home and I'm not fucking playing. 1400 01:04:43,585 --> 01:04:47,789 According to your... 1401 01:04:47,888 --> 01:04:50,257 ex-girlfriend? 1402 01:04:51,659 --> 01:04:54,962 She are Why-G's house, raging. 1403 01:04:55,062 --> 01:04:56,897 You still follow her? 1404 01:04:56,997 --> 01:04:58,899 Damn, I blocked her ass. 1405 01:04:58,999 --> 01:05:00,668 Whoa, what a good friend. 1406 01:05:00,769 --> 01:05:01,770 Why would she be at Why-g's house? 1407 01:05:01,870 --> 01:05:03,036 We've been fighting all day, 1408 01:05:03,137 --> 01:05:04,405 like why the fuck would she go out? 1409 01:05:04,506 --> 01:05:06,373 Because you've been fighting all day? 1410 01:05:06,473 --> 01:05:07,809 You apparently broke up. 1411 01:05:07,908 --> 01:05:09,711 He looks really cool. He dresses really cool. 1412 01:05:09,811 --> 01:05:12,146 He's a huge rapper. Super famous. 1413 01:05:12,246 --> 01:05:14,047 He loves me too. I could get us right in. 1414 01:05:14,148 --> 01:05:15,750 You're not getting in to this party. 1415 01:05:15,850 --> 01:05:18,018 I know Why-G. Just tell him I'm here. 1416 01:05:18,118 --> 01:05:20,822 Fine. Just get in line. 1417 01:05:20,921 --> 01:05:23,123 -All right. Weird. -Hold on. 1418 01:05:23,223 --> 01:05:26,193 Just get in line, everyone. 1419 01:05:26,293 --> 01:05:31,766 No. Get in line. [rap music playing] 1420 01:05:31,866 --> 01:05:34,067 Yeah, I don't even... 1421 01:05:38,005 --> 01:05:40,642 Fuck it, dude, if this is how I get my girl back. 1422 01:05:43,511 --> 01:05:45,245 ♪ Whatever I'm smoking is making it blurrier ♪ 1423 01:05:45,345 --> 01:05:47,314 ♪ I'ma go hard in this bitch ♪ 1424 01:05:48,415 --> 01:05:50,417 ♪ I'ma go hard in this bitch ♪ 1425 01:05:51,753 --> 01:05:54,121 Yo, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'll catch up. 1426 01:05:56,925 --> 01:05:58,158 Oh shit. 1427 01:05:58,258 --> 01:06:01,896 Are you willing to pay the price for fame? 1428 01:06:01,995 --> 01:06:05,399 [screams] 1429 01:06:05,499 --> 01:06:06,868 Love the finale. 1430 01:06:06,967 --> 01:06:08,803 -Really? -Yeah. 1431 01:06:08,903 --> 01:06:11,472 Wow, thank you so much. 1432 01:06:11,573 --> 01:06:13,307 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 1433 01:06:13,407 --> 01:06:17,444 All right. Well... I hope I didn't kill the vibe. 1434 01:06:17,545 --> 01:06:20,414 [group groans] 1435 01:06:20,515 --> 01:06:22,684 All right. Be safe. 1436 01:06:24,084 --> 01:06:25,986 Okay, and back to it. 1437 01:06:26,086 --> 01:06:27,187 [screams] 1438 01:06:27,287 --> 01:06:30,290 ♪ ♪ 1439 01:06:32,927 --> 01:06:34,194 What's up, Why-G? 1440 01:06:34,294 --> 01:06:37,498 -Oh, shit, London, what up dawg? -What up, dude? 1441 01:06:37,599 --> 01:06:40,434 Hey, look man, don't come in here with all that sad shit 1442 01:06:40,535 --> 01:06:43,571 'cause the whole world saw you get your ass beat. 1443 01:06:43,671 --> 01:06:45,940 Fat Joe. 1444 01:06:46,039 --> 01:06:47,742 Don't fall asleep in my fucking house, a'ight? 1445 01:06:47,842 --> 01:06:49,511 Not tonight, bro. 1446 01:06:49,611 --> 01:06:52,012 Leo, don't break shit. 1447 01:06:52,112 --> 01:06:54,816 Chill, man. Damn. 1448 01:06:54,916 --> 01:06:56,049 What's up? 1449 01:06:56,149 --> 01:06:58,385 You, I don't know who you is. 1450 01:06:58,485 --> 01:07:03,525 Why the fuck is you wearing gloves? 1451 01:07:03,625 --> 01:07:05,092 Fucking idiots, right? 1452 01:07:05,192 --> 01:07:07,194 You laughing. 1453 01:07:07,294 --> 01:07:09,931 I don't fuck with you. 1454 01:07:10,030 --> 01:07:11,599 Y'all have a good time, dawg. 1455 01:07:11,699 --> 01:07:14,101 [laughing] 1456 01:07:16,503 --> 01:07:18,740 ♪ Steppin over bodies like this was a morgue ♪ 1457 01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:20,975 There's no way Apple's here. 1458 01:07:21,074 --> 01:07:23,410 This is not her vibe. 1459 01:07:23,511 --> 01:07:27,147 Can I please have a drink before I drown myself in this pool? 1460 01:07:27,247 --> 01:07:29,082 Better it be that cup than that pool, man. 1461 01:07:31,084 --> 01:07:34,354 Man... Drake has a huge snake. 1462 01:07:34,454 --> 01:07:38,225 -What did you just say, bro? -What? 1463 01:07:38,325 --> 01:07:40,828 Drake, he has a huge snake. 1464 01:07:42,697 --> 01:07:43,998 Shit. 1465 01:07:44,097 --> 01:07:45,833 Drake is in the club with a snake. 1466 01:07:45,934 --> 01:07:48,135 That's crazy. 1467 01:07:48,235 --> 01:07:49,904 Hey, I'm about to stagger my way over there 1468 01:07:50,004 --> 01:07:51,806 and get a picture with Drake's snake. 1469 01:07:53,942 --> 01:07:56,744 Damn, that is pretty cool. 1470 01:07:56,844 --> 01:07:59,146 That's me and Drake's snake. 1471 01:07:59,246 --> 01:08:01,415 I got a picture of Drake and Drake's big snake. 1472 01:08:01,516 --> 01:08:04,084 I don't think that's Drake. 1473 01:08:04,184 --> 01:08:05,520 Fake Drake. 1474 01:08:05,620 --> 01:08:07,087 [hiss] Ah! 1475 01:08:07,187 --> 01:08:09,456 [gurgling] [screaming] 1476 01:08:13,828 --> 01:08:16,731 Oh, God! 1477 01:08:16,831 --> 01:08:18,131 Oh my fucking God! 1478 01:08:18,231 --> 01:08:20,034 God's plan. 1479 01:08:20,133 --> 01:08:21,401 [groaning] 1480 01:08:24,505 --> 01:08:25,840 Oh my God! 1481 01:08:25,940 --> 01:08:29,276 Why? Fake Drake! 1482 01:08:34,549 --> 01:08:37,117 You okay? 1483 01:08:37,217 --> 01:08:38,886 That's some good ketamine. 1484 01:08:41,121 --> 01:08:43,390 Drake's snake just bit me. 1485 01:08:44,191 --> 01:08:47,160 Drake's snake? 1486 01:08:47,260 --> 01:08:49,697 Clearly, this party isn't for you. 1487 01:08:49,797 --> 01:08:51,298 Hi, security, 1488 01:08:51,398 --> 01:08:54,535 can you please escort five guests off the property? 1489 01:08:54,636 --> 01:08:56,136 Come on. 1490 01:08:56,236 --> 01:08:58,673 -We're good. -Did we even go inside? 1491 01:09:00,041 --> 01:09:01,341 Where's Fat Joe? 1492 01:09:03,410 --> 01:09:06,279 -Oh, hell no. -Fat Joe's stuck in the K-hole. 1493 01:09:06,380 --> 01:09:07,515 -Fat Joe? -Fat Joe. 1494 01:09:07,615 --> 01:09:10,752 Hey, buddy, wake the fuck up, man. 1495 01:09:10,852 --> 01:09:13,153 What do we do? 1496 01:09:13,253 --> 01:09:15,222 -Berry. -Berry. 1497 01:09:16,057 --> 01:09:17,324 Come on, buddy. 1498 01:09:17,424 --> 01:09:18,826 We're going to snap you out of this. 1499 01:09:18,926 --> 01:09:20,061 Here we go. 1500 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:22,429 We got you. We got you. 1501 01:09:25,633 --> 01:09:27,200 Jesus Christ. 1502 01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:30,805 Ha! I knew they'd come back. 1503 01:09:30,905 --> 01:09:32,140 Movie man! 1504 01:09:32,239 --> 01:09:34,809 -Yo, Berry. -What's up? 1505 01:09:34,909 --> 01:09:36,309 We fucked up, we need your help. 1506 01:09:36,410 --> 01:09:38,613 Did you kill a hooker or something? 1507 01:09:40,548 --> 01:09:41,949 No, man. 1508 01:09:42,050 --> 01:09:43,283 Oh, Fat Joe. Okay. 1509 01:09:43,383 --> 01:09:44,952 Is it a shroom situation? 1510 01:09:45,053 --> 01:09:48,056 -No, ketamine. -K-hole? All right. 1511 01:09:48,156 --> 01:09:51,059 Well, your girl just got here, so why don't you bring him 1512 01:09:51,159 --> 01:09:52,727 up to her room and we'll take care of-- 1513 01:09:52,827 --> 01:09:54,294 Wait, Apple's here? 1514 01:09:54,394 --> 01:09:57,131 No, no. The one with the pink hair and the, uh... 1515 01:09:57,230 --> 01:09:59,634 You know, uh... 1516 01:09:59,734 --> 01:10:00,735 -Kennedy? -Yes. 1517 01:10:00,835 --> 01:10:03,638 Okay. Wait, why is she... 1518 01:10:05,039 --> 01:10:06,607 -Give me help. -Yeah, yeah. 1519 01:10:06,708 --> 01:10:09,110 I don't think all four of you need to carry-- all right. 1520 01:10:09,209 --> 01:10:12,714 All right. Go ahead. Yeah. All right. 1521 01:10:12,814 --> 01:10:14,481 -Oh hell, no. -Hi. 1522 01:10:14,582 --> 01:10:16,316 No, no, no. Please wait. Wait, wait. 1523 01:10:16,416 --> 01:10:19,687 Fat Joe's in a k-hole and Berry is going to save his life. 1524 01:10:19,787 --> 01:10:21,589 Who the fuck is Berry? 1525 01:10:21,689 --> 01:10:23,124 Hi. I'm Berry. 1526 01:10:23,223 --> 01:10:26,928 It is Berry nice to meet you. Fuck. 1527 01:10:27,028 --> 01:10:28,129 -Berry. No. -I'm sorry. 1528 01:10:28,228 --> 01:10:30,698 Come on, Fat Joseph. Come on, Berry. 1529 01:10:30,798 --> 01:10:31,966 Ow! 1530 01:10:32,066 --> 01:10:34,936 Berry nice room. Sorry again. 1531 01:10:35,036 --> 01:10:36,369 Sorry. 1532 01:10:36,470 --> 01:10:40,273 He looks really fucked up. 1533 01:10:40,373 --> 01:10:42,210 Uglier than usual. 1534 01:10:42,309 --> 01:10:44,377 -Respectfully. -He keeps twitching. 1535 01:10:44,478 --> 01:10:46,914 What do you think he's thinking about? 1536 01:10:48,281 --> 01:10:50,618 ♪ ♪ 1537 01:10:54,088 --> 01:10:56,323 All right. I'm going to need everybody to back up 1538 01:10:56,423 --> 01:10:57,959 just a little bit. 1539 01:10:58,059 --> 01:11:00,862 -Please hold my jacket, all right? 1540 01:11:00,962 --> 01:11:02,630 You, get the fuck out of here. 1541 01:11:02,730 --> 01:11:05,432 No, you, Sonic, get in the fucking bathroom, please. 1542 01:11:05,533 --> 01:11:07,034 -I'm not-- -Get in there! 1543 01:11:07,135 --> 01:11:08,636 I had to go to the bathroom. 1544 01:11:08,736 --> 01:11:10,270 Jesus Christ, how do you guys fucking hang out with that dude? 1545 01:11:10,370 --> 01:11:11,672 All right. 1546 01:11:11,773 --> 01:11:14,341 Second, I'm going to need a glass of water. 1547 01:11:14,441 --> 01:11:15,977 -Yep, yeah. -All right. 1548 01:11:16,077 --> 01:11:19,580 Does somebody have like some Zen music or some sort of calm app 1549 01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:22,116 that you could maybe play. Get the mood right? You know. 1550 01:11:22,216 --> 01:11:24,719 I don't got the calm app but I got this app Kennedy made. 1551 01:11:24,819 --> 01:11:26,621 It kind of like it. It's five times better. 1552 01:11:26,721 --> 01:11:28,222 It's called Calm Down, bitch. 1553 01:11:28,321 --> 01:11:30,390 [calming music plays] 1554 01:11:30,490 --> 01:11:34,327 This is why you have bags under your eyes, 1555 01:11:34,427 --> 01:11:36,964 Go to sleep. 1556 01:11:38,833 --> 01:11:41,334 [whispers] Bitch. 1557 01:11:45,006 --> 01:11:46,439 Wasn't my best. 1558 01:11:46,541 --> 01:11:48,810 Yeah, yeah, I'll say. 1559 01:11:48,910 --> 01:11:50,945 Um, water, please. 1560 01:11:51,045 --> 01:11:52,246 What should I do? 1561 01:11:52,345 --> 01:11:53,815 You just stay there and look cute. 1562 01:11:55,683 --> 01:11:57,785 You see, I've been very dehydrated lately. 1563 01:11:57,885 --> 01:12:00,988 My doctor said. My pee is dark brown. 1564 01:12:01,088 --> 01:12:03,257 [glass shatters] 1565 01:12:03,356 --> 01:12:05,626 All right, everybody take a nice deep breath. 1566 01:12:09,163 --> 01:12:11,699 Ooooo... 1567 01:12:11,799 --> 01:12:14,302 I'm just fucking with you. You don't got to do that. 1568 01:12:14,401 --> 01:12:16,204 That shit is corny as fuck. 1569 01:12:16,304 --> 01:12:17,505 You know, you'd be seeing that in movies. 1570 01:12:17,605 --> 01:12:20,340 You'd be like, mm-mm. Okay, right? 1571 01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:21,809 -Wa! -[groans] 1572 01:12:21,909 --> 01:12:24,344 -Whoa! -Shit! 1573 01:12:24,444 --> 01:12:27,281 What the fuck? 1574 01:12:27,380 --> 01:12:29,217 Yo, what's good, Berry? 1575 01:12:29,317 --> 01:12:30,218 Welcome back, man. 1576 01:12:30,318 --> 01:12:31,953 -Yo! -What's up, boys? 1577 01:12:32,053 --> 01:12:33,754 Dude, Fat Joe, I thought you were dead low key. 1578 01:12:33,855 --> 01:12:35,488 Where's Why-G at? 1579 01:12:35,590 --> 01:12:36,858 We left there a long time ago. 1580 01:12:36,958 --> 01:12:38,526 Yeah, a lot's happened since then. 1581 01:12:38,626 --> 01:12:40,228 Hi, Fat Joe. Welcome back. 1582 01:12:40,328 --> 01:12:41,262 Hi, Kennedy. 1583 01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:43,463 Hey, I have a question for you. 1584 01:12:43,564 --> 01:12:46,267 When you went in my house, did you use the bathroom? 1585 01:12:46,366 --> 01:12:48,803 Yeah, I told you I was going to take a piss. 1586 01:12:48,903 --> 01:12:52,006 Do you remember if you washed your hands? 1587 01:12:52,106 --> 01:12:56,978 Of course I did. What kind of person do you think I am? 1588 01:12:57,078 --> 01:12:59,113 I remember that shit vividly. 1589 01:12:59,213 --> 01:13:03,584 Oh, I got to piss, I got to piss, I got to piss. 1590 01:13:03,684 --> 01:13:07,622 ♪ ♪ 1591 01:13:07,722 --> 01:13:08,756 [peeing] 1592 01:13:08,856 --> 01:13:10,324 I took a piss... 1593 01:13:10,423 --> 01:13:12,727 Went to go wash my hands, 1594 01:13:12,827 --> 01:13:15,196 closed the drain like I always do. 1595 01:13:15,296 --> 01:13:16,831 See these rings? 1596 01:13:16,931 --> 01:13:19,600 Take no chances losing these bad boys to the sink. 1597 01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:24,038 You look good, Fat Joe. 1598 01:13:24,138 --> 01:13:26,707 Your rings are busting, though. 1599 01:13:26,807 --> 01:13:30,578 Ran outside and jumped in the car with the boys. 1600 01:13:30,678 --> 01:13:32,580 Do you remember, vividly, 1601 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:35,049 shutting the water off? 1602 01:13:37,752 --> 01:13:40,354 I don't think you did, Fat Joe. 1603 01:13:40,453 --> 01:13:42,390 The drain. 1604 01:13:42,489 --> 01:13:45,893 So my brand new house is flooded. 1605 01:13:45,993 --> 01:13:49,330 That's why I'm in this hotel room 1606 01:13:49,429 --> 01:13:53,067 with all these people who I tried to escape. 1607 01:13:53,167 --> 01:13:54,936 Thank God it wasn't me for once. 1608 01:13:55,036 --> 01:13:56,404 Did you find Apple yet? 1609 01:13:56,503 --> 01:13:59,206 -No. -Well, she's not here. 1610 01:13:59,307 --> 01:14:00,574 Right? 1611 01:14:00,675 --> 01:14:03,144 So maybe you should go look for her somewhere. 1612 01:14:03,244 --> 01:14:04,245 Hey, whoa. 1613 01:14:04,345 --> 01:14:06,614 You boys best be leaving. 1614 01:14:06,714 --> 01:14:09,583 Me and Kennedy, we'll get to it. 1615 01:14:09,684 --> 01:14:11,252 -What? -The fuck? 1616 01:14:11,352 --> 01:14:13,287 Don't even ask the question. Take him the fuck with you. 1617 01:14:13,387 --> 01:14:14,288 Here, take your jacket. 1618 01:14:14,388 --> 01:14:16,257 Worth a shot. 1619 01:14:16,357 --> 01:14:18,526 None of this would have happened if you didn't move out today. 1620 01:14:18,626 --> 01:14:19,961 This is all your fault. 1621 01:14:20,061 --> 01:14:21,729 You're an idiot. I hope you find your girlfriend. 1622 01:14:21,829 --> 01:14:24,031 I also hope you find your girlfriend. 1623 01:14:24,131 --> 01:14:26,701 Facts. 1624 01:14:26,801 --> 01:14:28,436 Berry, get the fuck out of here. 1625 01:14:28,536 --> 01:14:30,404 Guys? 1626 01:14:30,503 --> 01:14:31,706 Can I come out yet? 1627 01:14:36,744 --> 01:14:39,313 I wanted to hang out in the bathroom. 1628 01:14:39,413 --> 01:14:41,515 It's not because he told me. 1629 01:14:42,516 --> 01:14:44,919 Have a good night, Kennedy. 1630 01:14:45,019 --> 01:14:46,754 See you later. 1631 01:14:47,388 --> 01:14:48,656 It's you. 1632 01:14:48,756 --> 01:14:53,694 ♪ ♪ 1633 01:14:53,794 --> 01:14:55,930 You know I wrote "Sk8ter Boi" about you. 1634 01:14:58,532 --> 01:15:00,001 [stammering] I love you! 1635 01:15:00,101 --> 01:15:03,671 Guys! Guys! 1636 01:15:06,340 --> 01:15:07,441 Best sex I ever had. 1637 01:15:07,541 --> 01:15:09,810 I was holding in a fart the whole time. 1638 01:15:09,910 --> 01:15:12,513 Where should we go? Bowling at Dave Chappelle's? 1639 01:15:12,613 --> 01:15:13,914 -You know Dave Chappelle? -No. 1640 01:15:14,015 --> 01:15:16,884 But I did see Bill Cosby on an airplane once. 1641 01:15:16,984 --> 01:15:20,454 -Tell me you guys just saw that. -Saw what? 1642 01:15:20,554 --> 01:15:22,289 Fuck! 1643 01:15:22,390 --> 01:15:24,191 ♪ ♪ 1644 01:15:34,702 --> 01:15:37,071 What a start to the night, boys. 1645 01:15:37,171 --> 01:15:38,539 Yeah, man, that was crazy. 1646 01:15:38,639 --> 01:15:41,242 -Yeah, you're a legend, Berry. -I know. 1647 01:15:41,342 --> 01:15:44,578 So want to go see some titties? Am I coming with you? 1648 01:15:44,678 --> 01:15:45,913 What's going on? 1649 01:15:46,013 --> 01:15:47,615 Um... 1650 01:15:47,715 --> 01:15:50,384 The car's kind of full 'cause of all the guys. 1651 01:15:50,484 --> 01:15:51,952 Right, right, right. I'll just Uber. 1652 01:15:52,053 --> 01:15:53,587 Yeah, I'm going to text you the address right now. 1653 01:15:53,687 --> 01:15:55,623 -Yeah. Hit me with the address. -I'll do it. 1654 01:15:55,723 --> 01:15:56,724 All right. Cool. 1655 01:15:56,824 --> 01:15:58,859 -Text you right now. -Yeah. 1656 01:15:58,959 --> 01:16:01,462 Wait, wait, you don't have my number. 1657 01:16:01,562 --> 01:16:04,665 You don't have my fucking number! 1658 01:16:04,765 --> 01:16:07,201 I fucking hate this job, bro. 1659 01:16:22,349 --> 01:16:24,151 Man, give up. Block her. 1660 01:16:27,488 --> 01:16:30,357 Yo, it's this a milkshake from Mel's? 1661 01:16:32,561 --> 01:16:36,565 Yeah, that's Redeye cafe, 100%. 1662 01:16:36,664 --> 01:16:39,467 Angel, take us to Redeye Cafe. 1663 01:16:39,568 --> 01:16:40,968 Avril was in the hallway. 1664 01:16:41,769 --> 01:16:43,637 I think she loves me. 1665 01:16:44,738 --> 01:16:46,140 She kissed me, man. 1666 01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:49,043 First Why-G loves you. Now Avril loves you. 1667 01:16:49,143 --> 01:16:52,313 Yo! Why you guys always tell me I'm lying about this shit, bro? 1668 01:16:52,413 --> 01:16:54,715 Thank you. 1669 01:16:58,352 --> 01:17:03,224 There you go, cutie. Get my number later, huh? 1670 01:17:03,324 --> 01:17:04,825 Fuck you. 1671 01:17:10,698 --> 01:17:14,835 Whew. She's not in here, dude. I give up. 1672 01:17:14,935 --> 01:17:16,070 Family night out with the boys. 1673 01:17:16,170 --> 01:17:17,738 We might as well get something to eat. 1674 01:17:17,838 --> 01:17:19,640 I don't want to eat. 1675 01:17:22,710 --> 01:17:25,880 Oh, wow. Was there a flash sale at Hot Topic? 1676 01:17:25,980 --> 01:17:27,314 Ha. 1677 01:17:27,414 --> 01:17:29,083 We'll take anything but a booth. 1678 01:17:29,183 --> 01:17:33,654 Great. You can have that booth right there. 1679 01:17:33,754 --> 01:17:35,823 I'll see in a second. 1680 01:17:37,424 --> 01:17:40,629 Fucking hate booths, man. 1681 01:17:40,728 --> 01:17:42,429 Man, they got a jukebox in there. 1682 01:17:42,531 --> 01:17:44,765 Somebody give me a quarter. 1683 01:17:50,037 --> 01:17:53,374 I think it really might be over, man. 1684 01:17:53,474 --> 01:17:57,444 Like, did I choose wrong? All I wanted was Apple. 1685 01:17:58,679 --> 01:18:02,183 Maxine's right, man. 1686 01:18:02,283 --> 01:18:05,686 Can't have the girl and have the job. 1687 01:18:05,786 --> 01:18:07,922 Save the world, lose the girl. 1688 01:18:08,022 --> 01:18:11,025 In your case, lose the girl 1689 01:18:11,125 --> 01:18:14,295 Don't save the world like Batman would. 1690 01:18:14,395 --> 01:18:15,763 It could be worse, man. 1691 01:18:15,863 --> 01:18:18,600 Your stalker could have just... 1692 01:18:18,699 --> 01:18:21,402 cut off your dick back there, you know? 1693 01:18:21,502 --> 01:18:23,204 I can see it now. 1694 01:18:23,304 --> 01:18:25,540 Her with a little chain rocking your cut-off dick 1695 01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:31,178 all iced out. Oh my God, bro. 1696 01:18:31,278 --> 01:18:34,415 But for real, though, man. You just got to let it go. 1697 01:18:34,516 --> 01:18:35,684 She was never yours. 1698 01:18:35,783 --> 01:18:38,687 It was just your turn, man. 1699 01:18:38,786 --> 01:18:40,187 Ouch. 1700 01:18:40,287 --> 01:18:42,223 So what can I get you? 1701 01:18:42,323 --> 01:18:46,193 Some Panic at the Disco pancakes or some studded belt omelets? 1702 01:18:46,293 --> 01:18:48,630 I'm going to have the Eggs Benedict 1703 01:18:48,729 --> 01:18:50,397 and a glass of OJ. 1704 01:18:50,497 --> 01:18:52,099 Let me get a banana split. 1705 01:18:52,199 --> 01:18:56,103 I don't see it on the menu, but can I get yellowtail sashimi? 1706 01:18:56,203 --> 01:18:58,105 Can I have Thanksgiving dinner? 1707 01:18:58,205 --> 01:19:01,842 You know with cranberry sauce. 1708 01:19:01,942 --> 01:19:03,944 -And make sure it's organic. -Really? 1709 01:19:04,044 --> 01:19:06,747 I will have a cheeseburger, a milkshake. 1710 01:19:06,847 --> 01:19:08,816 Are you writing any of this down now? 1711 01:19:08,916 --> 01:19:10,284 No, I just found out 1712 01:19:10,384 --> 01:19:14,054 my hamster, GG just got her fucking period. 1713 01:19:14,154 --> 01:19:15,889 Who knew a fucking hamster gets her period? 1714 01:19:15,990 --> 01:19:19,426 That's so weird, right? I don't get my period anymore. 1715 01:19:19,527 --> 01:19:21,228 I'm only 35. 1716 01:19:21,328 --> 01:19:23,565 That's what happens when you fuck with too many dirty dicks. 1717 01:19:23,665 --> 01:19:24,999 You know what I'm saying? 1718 01:19:25,099 --> 01:19:27,167 Jams that shit up like the fucking Holland Tunnel. 1719 01:19:27,268 --> 01:19:29,638 Just got to get in there and scrape the sides of the walls 1720 01:19:29,738 --> 01:19:31,438 and get the water flowing through again. 1721 01:19:31,539 --> 01:19:34,576 You know, nobody wants to go up there and do that for me. 1722 01:19:34,676 --> 01:19:36,544 Let me know if you guys are busy later, 1723 01:19:36,645 --> 01:19:38,546 at a My fucking Chemical Romance concert, 1724 01:19:38,647 --> 01:19:41,048 maybe one of you can come over and fucking unplug it. 1725 01:19:41,148 --> 01:19:43,250 Anyway, cheeseburgers and fries for everybody? 1726 01:19:43,350 --> 01:19:44,451 See you in a second. 1727 01:19:49,323 --> 01:19:50,958 Jesus Christ. 1728 01:19:51,058 --> 01:19:53,093 Furries are aggressive. 1729 01:19:54,663 --> 01:19:56,665 I'm not a furry. 1730 01:19:56,765 --> 01:19:59,133 This is for sleeping. I was asleep. 1731 01:19:59,233 --> 01:20:01,101 No one's ever-- I've never had sex in this. 1732 01:20:01,201 --> 01:20:02,970 Um, Maxine called me like 100 fucking times. 1733 01:20:03,070 --> 01:20:04,104 She's on the phone right now, she says. 1734 01:20:04,204 --> 01:20:05,674 If I don't hand you the phone, 1735 01:20:05,774 --> 01:20:07,975 then she's going to cut my dick off, so... 1736 01:20:08,909 --> 01:20:10,578 Oh, jeez. 1737 01:20:12,313 --> 01:20:13,715 Hi, Maxine. 1738 01:20:13,814 --> 01:20:15,482 London, there you are. I've been trying to get a hold of you. 1739 01:20:15,583 --> 01:20:17,117 Hold on. I don't know. 1740 01:20:17,217 --> 01:20:19,019 I do not know how to fix her nose. Get a fucking chainsaw. 1741 01:20:19,119 --> 01:20:21,055 I don't know. Hey, okay, I need to talk to you. 1742 01:20:21,155 --> 01:20:25,627 I don't want to have this talk. I already know I fucked up. 1743 01:20:25,727 --> 01:20:27,127 I'm sorry. 1744 01:20:27,227 --> 01:20:28,462 I just had a long conversation with the director, 1745 01:20:28,563 --> 01:20:31,999 and at first he did not see you as Batman. 1746 01:20:32,099 --> 01:20:33,934 He didn't, you know, he couldn't envision it 1747 01:20:34,034 --> 01:20:36,136 because the physicality and I told him I was like, look, 1748 01:20:36,236 --> 01:20:38,238 we can put him on steroids, we can get him calf implants. 1749 01:20:38,339 --> 01:20:40,107 We can do all the fucking shit, right? 1750 01:20:40,207 --> 01:20:42,943 He didn't get it until he saw that video of you getting 1751 01:20:43,043 --> 01:20:44,546 punched in the face, which he thought 1752 01:20:44,646 --> 01:20:47,481 that you staged for him, which... 1753 01:20:47,582 --> 01:20:49,149 What? 1754 01:20:49,249 --> 01:20:52,687 But the point is, he fucking bought it hook, line and sinker. 1755 01:20:52,787 --> 01:20:57,091 And you are the next fucking Batman. 1756 01:20:57,191 --> 01:20:59,993 -Shut the... -I know. 1757 01:21:00,094 --> 01:21:01,195 I mean, look, there's still a lot of like, 1758 01:21:01,295 --> 01:21:02,597 you know, hammering out that I could do 1759 01:21:02,697 --> 01:21:03,997 with the vaginas of business affairs. 1760 01:21:04,098 --> 01:21:06,768 But those cunts, they know me, they know me. 1761 01:21:06,867 --> 01:21:08,902 I have to... I have to call you back. Yes, okay. 1762 01:21:09,002 --> 01:21:09,937 You're going to be a fucking little action figure. 1763 01:21:10,037 --> 01:21:11,506 You're going to be. 1764 01:21:11,606 --> 01:21:13,173 Little kids are going to put you in microwaves and shit 1765 01:21:13,273 --> 01:21:15,643 because you are going to be fucking Batman. 1766 01:21:15,744 --> 01:21:17,478 I love you. 1767 01:21:17,579 --> 01:21:19,880 I mean, you know what I mean? I don't really. 1768 01:21:19,980 --> 01:21:21,348 I just... I'm proud of you. 1769 01:21:21,448 --> 01:21:25,152 Okay, I love you, too. What? What? 1770 01:21:25,252 --> 01:21:27,888 Please don't get canceled. Please... 1771 01:21:27,988 --> 01:21:29,890 I got the role. 1772 01:21:29,990 --> 01:21:31,225 -I'm fucking Batman. -No! 1773 01:21:31,325 --> 01:21:32,727 I'm Batman! 1774 01:21:32,827 --> 01:21:34,729 Oh, sick, dude. 1775 01:21:34,829 --> 01:21:36,397 Oh my God! 1776 01:21:36,497 --> 01:21:38,932 -You got it? -Yes. 1777 01:21:39,032 --> 01:21:41,068 [clamoring] 1778 01:21:41,168 --> 01:21:42,570 I'm fucking Batman! 1779 01:21:42,670 --> 01:21:43,605 Can I have my phone. 1780 01:21:43,705 --> 01:21:45,840 I'm sorry, here. 1781 01:21:45,939 --> 01:21:47,509 Did you look at my photos? 1782 01:21:47,609 --> 01:21:49,977 No, no. 1783 01:21:50,077 --> 01:21:52,580 This has been the weirdest first day at work ever. 1784 01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:56,917 Looks like it's about time for you to hop on out of here. 1785 01:21:57,017 --> 01:21:58,318 See you guys. 1786 01:21:59,687 --> 01:22:02,256 I... I got to call Apple. 1787 01:22:02,356 --> 01:22:04,124 I got to try. I'm sorry, I don't want 1788 01:22:04,224 --> 01:22:05,926 to kill the vibe, but like... 1789 01:22:06,026 --> 01:22:08,028 Maybe she'll answer. 1790 01:22:09,463 --> 01:22:10,832 Hello. 1791 01:22:10,931 --> 01:22:12,933 -Baby. Hi. -What do you want? 1792 01:22:13,033 --> 01:22:16,403 -Hold on, I just... can we talk? -What? 1793 01:22:16,503 --> 01:22:18,807 Like no arguing, just... 1794 01:22:18,907 --> 01:22:22,544 just I want to tell you something and... 1795 01:22:22,644 --> 01:22:25,379 I'm sorry about today. 1796 01:22:25,479 --> 01:22:27,448 Do you remember where we had our first kiss? 1797 01:22:27,549 --> 01:22:28,716 Yeah. 1798 01:22:28,817 --> 01:22:30,350 Can you meet me there in 30 minutes? 1799 01:22:30,451 --> 01:22:31,886 -Yeah. -Okay. 1800 01:22:31,985 --> 01:22:34,087 All right. I'm on my way. Bye. 1801 01:22:35,590 --> 01:22:36,825 She's going to see you? 1802 01:22:36,925 --> 01:22:38,593 Yeah. 1803 01:22:38,693 --> 01:22:40,829 What the fuck just happened in the last 35 seconds? 1804 01:22:40,929 --> 01:22:42,463 You're Batman. 1805 01:22:42,564 --> 01:22:44,465 I'm Batman! 1806 01:22:44,566 --> 01:22:46,099 Oh my God. 1807 01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:47,535 I wish I had the Batmobile, but I have Dylan's truck. 1808 01:22:47,635 --> 01:22:48,837 Can I please use it? 1809 01:22:48,937 --> 01:22:50,572 Keys are in the ignition... 1810 01:22:50,672 --> 01:22:51,873 of the car... 1811 01:22:51,972 --> 01:22:55,108 Which is unlocked outside, 1812 01:22:55,209 --> 01:22:57,044 most likely still running. 1813 01:22:57,144 --> 01:23:00,013 God, you're an idiot. 1814 01:23:03,417 --> 01:23:04,686 Let me out. 1815 01:23:07,087 --> 01:23:08,121 Love y'all, man. 1816 01:23:08,222 --> 01:23:09,891 Ooh. Don't fall asleep. 1817 01:23:09,990 --> 01:23:12,827 Love you too, dawg. 1818 01:23:12,927 --> 01:23:14,328 Later, boys. 1819 01:23:16,129 --> 01:23:19,233 So it seems like all is good in the world again, 1820 01:23:19,333 --> 01:23:21,736 except for this fucking booth. 1821 01:23:23,805 --> 01:23:24,906 Oh. 1822 01:23:25,005 --> 01:23:28,175 -Mac and Cheese. -Nice. 1823 01:23:28,275 --> 01:23:30,043 ♪ I'll be your batman, baby ♪ 1824 01:23:30,143 --> 01:23:32,246 ♪ Call me if you need saving ♪ 1825 01:23:32,346 --> 01:23:34,983 ♪ Don't let no other man in ♪ 1826 01:23:35,082 --> 01:23:38,686 ♪ Banish them to other planets ♪ 1827 01:23:38,786 --> 01:23:41,455 ♪ If you waiting up, up, I'm already down ♪ 1828 01:23:41,556 --> 01:23:44,124 ♪ On the internet I could see you frown ♪ 1829 01:23:44,224 --> 01:23:45,593 ♪ Yeah I see you frown ♪ 1830 01:23:45,693 --> 01:23:46,794 ♪ Will you love me now? ♪ 1831 01:23:46,895 --> 01:23:49,263 ♪ Oh yeah, ehh-ehh-eh ♪ 1832 01:23:49,363 --> 01:23:51,599 ♪ If you wit' it buttercup I'ma head to town ♪ 1833 01:23:51,699 --> 01:23:54,334 ♪ Wanna save the world I'ma burn it down ♪ 1834 01:23:54,434 --> 01:23:56,871 ♪ Burn it down Say you love me now ♪ 1835 01:23:56,971 --> 01:23:58,338 ♪ Oh yeah, ehh-ehh-eh ♪ 1836 01:23:58,438 --> 01:24:00,909 ♪ I'll be your batman, baby ♪ 1837 01:24:01,009 --> 01:24:03,811 ♪ Call me if you need saving ♪ 1838 01:24:03,912 --> 01:24:06,413 ♪ Don't let no other man in ♪ 1839 01:24:06,514 --> 01:24:08,482 [screaming] 1840 01:24:35,977 --> 01:24:37,845 [machines beeping] 1841 01:24:46,621 --> 01:24:48,221 Good morning. 1842 01:24:54,862 --> 01:24:57,832 ♪ ♪ 1843 01:25:00,935 --> 01:25:02,570 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1844 01:25:02,670 --> 01:25:03,705 ♪ All right! ♪ 1845 01:25:03,805 --> 01:25:06,708 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 1846 01:25:06,808 --> 01:25:08,042 ♪ Today might suck ♪ 1847 01:25:08,141 --> 01:25:10,812 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 1848 01:25:10,912 --> 01:25:12,145 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 1849 01:25:12,245 --> 01:25:14,949 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 1850 01:25:15,049 --> 01:25:16,316 Come on! ♪ Today might suck ♪ 1851 01:25:16,416 --> 01:25:19,119 ♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning, Good Mourning ♪ 1852 01:25:19,219 --> 01:25:20,688 ♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪ 1853 01:25:23,290 --> 01:25:24,424 ♪ I gotta smoke something for this ♪ 1854 01:25:24,525 --> 01:25:26,094 Did she say where she was going? 1855 01:25:26,193 --> 01:25:27,260 You know what? She did. [tires screeching] 1856 01:25:27,361 --> 01:25:28,896 She actually did-- 1857 01:25:28,997 --> 01:25:30,464 That's her. 1858 01:25:30,565 --> 01:25:32,667 [laughing] 1859 01:25:32,767 --> 01:25:35,302 Um, actually that... 1860 01:25:35,402 --> 01:25:36,370 Did she say where she was going? 1861 01:25:36,470 --> 01:25:38,205 Uh, you know what? She-- [laughs] 1862 01:25:38,305 --> 01:25:39,339 Did she say where she was going? 1863 01:25:39,439 --> 01:25:41,843 Yeah, you know what, she-- [laughs] 1864 01:25:41,943 --> 01:25:43,845 Okay okay okay... All right... 1865 01:25:43,945 --> 01:25:46,346 Your dad's dead. 1866 01:25:46,446 --> 01:25:48,750 Actually that works for both of us. 1867 01:25:48,850 --> 01:25:50,051 [laughing] 1868 01:25:50,150 --> 01:25:51,385 It used to only work for me. I'm so sorry. 1869 01:25:51,485 --> 01:25:52,854 Wasn't thinking there. 1870 01:25:52,954 --> 01:25:55,023 I can make anybody famous. I can do fucking anything. 1871 01:25:55,123 --> 01:25:56,624 Joaquin Phoenix, no one would hire him. 1872 01:25:56,724 --> 01:25:58,158 He had half a face. 1873 01:25:58,258 --> 01:26:00,528 I made that happen. 1874 01:26:00,628 --> 01:26:01,395 Adam Sandler? 1875 01:26:01,495 --> 01:26:03,064 They called me about Uncut Gems. 1876 01:26:03,163 --> 01:26:04,966 It was initially about circumcision. 1877 01:26:05,066 --> 01:26:08,435 Okay? I made them change it. 1878 01:26:08,536 --> 01:26:10,938 Adam Sandler went from silly fucking goose 1879 01:26:11,039 --> 01:26:13,508 to genius guy in Uncut Gems. 1880 01:26:13,608 --> 01:26:15,375 That's why I don't have Instagram cause I'd just be 1881 01:26:15,475 --> 01:26:18,112 looking at butts all day. 1882 01:26:18,211 --> 01:26:19,647 Big fat butts. 1883 01:26:19,747 --> 01:26:22,116 Anyways, you guys should try a finger in your ass. 1884 01:26:22,215 --> 01:26:23,518 It's pretty fun. 1885 01:26:23,618 --> 01:26:25,086 I wouldn't like, you know, start with it 1886 01:26:25,185 --> 01:26:26,420 but you could finish with it. 1887 01:26:26,521 --> 01:26:29,924 Oh, wow. Was there a flash sale at Hot Topic? 1888 01:26:30,024 --> 01:26:31,059 We'll take a booth. 1889 01:26:31,159 --> 01:26:34,028 Or anything but a booth. [laughs] 1890 01:26:34,128 --> 01:26:35,697 Take anything but a booth. [laughs] 1891 01:26:35,797 --> 01:26:36,831 Okay. 1892 01:26:36,931 --> 01:26:38,666 We don't want a booth. 1893 01:26:38,766 --> 01:26:40,367 But you want a booth. 1894 01:26:40,467 --> 01:26:41,669 I can't help you. 1895 01:26:41,769 --> 01:26:42,737 We'll take a booth. 1896 01:26:42,837 --> 01:26:43,871 We went to the wrong restaurant. Let's go. 1897 01:26:43,971 --> 01:26:45,106 God damn it. 1898 01:26:45,205 --> 01:26:46,574 You guys decide what you want? 1899 01:26:46,674 --> 01:26:49,276 And don't take long cause I've got a big part tomorrow. 1900 01:26:49,376 --> 01:26:52,379 I'm playing a Bush in the new Leonardo DiCaprio film. 1901 01:26:52,479 --> 01:26:55,650 Hm? Congratulations to me. Correct. Yeah. That's right. 1902 01:26:55,750 --> 01:27:00,588 Hey! My agent said this was gonna be an easy gig! 1903 01:27:00,688 --> 01:27:03,256 You didn't even give me shoes! 1904 01:27:03,356 --> 01:27:05,860 Hey! I'm an A-list player, homes. 1905 01:27:05,960 --> 01:27:07,128 I don't play this stuff. 1906 01:27:07,260 --> 01:27:09,097 What is this? What am I supposed to be? 1907 01:27:09,197 --> 01:27:11,766 A cave man! 1908 01:27:11,866 --> 01:27:16,003 Hey! I'm outta here. I'm changing my clothes. 1909 01:27:16,104 --> 01:27:18,106 Hey, do you know where you can go, eh? 1910 01:27:18,206 --> 01:27:19,674 Go to hell. 1911 01:27:19,774 --> 01:27:22,844 Right, everybody take a nice deep breath. 1912 01:27:22,944 --> 01:27:26,614 -[coughs] -You all right? 1913 01:27:26,714 --> 01:27:29,483 Okay, you sure? You need like a Luden's? 1914 01:27:29,584 --> 01:27:31,919 You guys got a Luden's? 1915 01:27:32,019 --> 01:27:32,954 [laughs] 1916 01:27:33,054 --> 01:27:34,789 It was taken from the bedroom-- 1917 01:27:36,991 --> 01:27:39,326 Why'd you park so fucking far? 1918 01:27:39,426 --> 01:27:41,229 Does anybody here have any X? 1919 01:27:41,361 --> 01:27:44,799 -You're hanging with us! -Yes! Woo! 1920 01:27:44,899 --> 01:27:47,235 Fuck that deeb, dude, he's gone, man! 1921 01:27:47,334 --> 01:27:48,636 Fuck him! 1922 01:27:48,736 --> 01:27:51,105 I can still hear every word you all are saying. 1923 01:27:51,205 --> 01:27:53,174 You're mic'd. It's a movie. 1924 01:27:53,273 --> 01:27:54,976 [laughs] 1925 01:27:55,076 --> 01:27:59,080 You should give me your number after this scene. 1926 01:27:59,180 --> 01:28:02,382 -What? -Nothing. 1927 01:28:02,482 --> 01:28:04,351 Did you just ask me to give you my number? 1928 01:28:04,451 --> 01:28:05,853 [whispers] No. 1929 01:28:05,953 --> 01:28:07,221 What did you say then? 1930 01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:08,856 Because it sounded like "you should give me 1931 01:28:08,956 --> 01:28:10,124 your number after this." 1932 01:28:10,224 --> 01:28:15,163 No, I said I need a cucumber for me eyes. 1933 01:28:15,263 --> 01:28:18,966 You do have really dark bags under your eyes. 1934 01:28:19,066 --> 01:28:20,701 Fuck you. 1935 01:28:20,802 --> 01:28:22,937 Action! Action! 1936 01:28:23,037 --> 01:28:25,338 -Man, what the fuck! -Action! 1937 01:28:25,438 --> 01:28:27,474 [coughing] 1938 01:28:27,575 --> 01:28:29,811 I'm forgetting the first line thing again. 1939 01:28:29,911 --> 01:28:32,079 Let me...one more time, what'd you say? 1940 01:28:32,180 --> 01:28:33,446 [giggles] 1941 01:28:33,548 --> 01:28:35,049 ♪ I gotta smoke something for this ♪ 1942 01:28:35,149 --> 01:28:41,055 ♪ ♪ 1943 01:28:41,155 --> 01:28:44,692 Am I not in this scene? 1944 01:28:44,792 --> 01:28:45,860 Sorry, man. 1945 01:28:48,029 --> 01:28:49,697 [laughs] 1946 01:28:51,364 --> 01:28:52,600 Why are you even awake right now? 1947 01:28:52,967 --> 01:28:55,303 Why are you even up--I'm sorry, I'm thrown off by that ringtone. 1948 01:28:55,402 --> 01:28:57,171 Can we not have Britney Spears ringtones go off? 1949 01:28:57,271 --> 01:28:58,739 Quiet all around. 1950 01:28:58,840 --> 01:28:59,941 Hold, plane. 1951 01:29:02,276 --> 01:29:04,111 Yes she just left like two minutes ago. 1952 01:29:05,947 --> 01:29:08,015 You wanna do your walking any louder? 1953 01:29:08,115 --> 01:29:09,584 That'd be good. 1954 01:29:09,684 --> 01:29:12,687 I know I wanted to be Batman, but [birds singing] maybe... 1955 01:29:12,787 --> 01:29:14,487 I wanna be Birdman. [laughs] 1956 01:29:14,589 --> 01:29:18,593 So I can get these things shut the fuck up. 1957 01:29:18,693 --> 01:29:21,529 Make sure that keeps making noise [truck beeping] 1958 01:29:21,629 --> 01:29:24,866 I fucking hate you, you fucking cement mixer. 1959 01:29:24,966 --> 01:29:28,870 [loud car passes] [car alarm goes off] 1960 01:29:28,970 --> 01:29:30,972 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, I hate you, ahhhhh! 1961 01:29:31,072 --> 01:29:32,472 [laughs] 1962 01:29:34,175 --> 01:29:36,409 He's taking a shower. [laughs] 1963 01:29:36,510 --> 01:29:37,812 Holding for garbage. 1964 01:29:37,912 --> 01:29:41,582 The giantest garbage truck I've ever fucking seen! 1965 01:29:41,682 --> 01:29:43,317 Like, just weave, you gotta weave through-- 1966 01:29:43,416 --> 01:29:44,585 Car: What would you like to-- 1967 01:29:44,685 --> 01:29:46,053 Hold on, sorry, this car's yelling at me. 1968 01:29:46,153 --> 01:29:48,055 Fuck. Shit. Sorry. 1969 01:29:48,155 --> 01:29:50,558 You know what? She's just...it's her first day. 1970 01:29:50,658 --> 01:29:52,059 -Mm-hm. -There's um... 1971 01:29:52,159 --> 01:29:53,694 Car: What can I do for you? 1972 01:29:53,794 --> 01:29:56,530 C-3PO's going crazy. R2D2's going... 1973 01:29:56,631 --> 01:29:58,165 Guys, that's my IUD. 1974 01:29:59,634 --> 01:30:02,770 [thud] What is that? 1975 01:30:02,870 --> 01:30:05,706 This whole movie is just me looking over my shoulder 1976 01:30:05,806 --> 01:30:10,044 every second going, "what is that?" 1977 01:30:10,144 --> 01:30:12,013 [screaming] 1978 01:30:12,113 --> 01:30:14,749 Ahh fuck! Fuck! 1979 01:30:14,849 --> 01:30:16,651 [screaming] 1980 01:30:19,086 --> 01:30:21,656 ♪ ♪ 1981 01:30:23,490 --> 01:30:26,794 Cut. Let's reset. I'm just kidding. That's a wrap. 1982 01:30:26,894 --> 01:30:29,196 That lobster is not talking to you. 1983 01:30:31,399 --> 01:30:32,499 My God. 1984 01:30:32,667 --> 01:30:35,636 Imagine believing that a lobster can talk. 1985 01:30:35,736 --> 01:30:37,204 Oh you think you big huh? 1986 01:30:37,305 --> 01:30:39,340 There you go. Help yourself to that. [finger crunching] 1987 01:30:39,439 --> 01:30:40,775 [screams] 1988 01:30:40,875 --> 01:30:43,544 You're a big fucking stoner. 1989 01:30:45,478 --> 01:30:46,747 Get over here. Try it. 1990 01:30:46,847 --> 01:30:49,449 [growls] Get in here. Get in here. 1991 01:30:49,550 --> 01:30:51,953 Ha ha! I got you! [electric shock] 1992 01:30:52,053 --> 01:30:56,657 [screams] 1993 01:31:00,695 --> 01:31:02,596 Dip me and I will kick your ass. 1994 01:31:02,697 --> 01:31:05,465 Bro, this motherfucker's still talking shit. 1995 01:31:05,566 --> 01:31:06,867 I'm talking shit? 1996 01:31:06,968 --> 01:31:09,236 I'm about to boil your ass, bro. 1997 01:31:09,337 --> 01:31:12,106 Oh, dip me deeper, dip me deeper. 1998 01:31:12,206 --> 01:31:13,874 Oh, hot demons. 1999 01:31:15,676 --> 01:31:18,079 Man, bon appe-tight, my brothas. 2000 01:31:22,016 --> 01:31:25,186 Man, you did all that prep for this shrimpy-ass lobster? 2001 01:31:25,286 --> 01:31:26,420 What you mean? 2002 01:31:26,520 --> 01:31:28,656 Bro, this is a limp shrimp biscuit bro? 2003 01:31:28,756 --> 01:31:31,559 Now you all talking shit, bro. I'm gonna take all this shit. 2004 01:31:34,628 --> 01:31:37,131 That's a wrap! 2005 01:31:37,231 --> 01:31:40,201 [screams] [applause] 2006 01:31:40,301 --> 01:31:42,770 [machines beeping] 2007 01:31:42,870 --> 01:31:44,305 And cut! 2008 01:31:44,405 --> 01:31:45,573 That is a wrap 2009 01:31:45,673 --> 01:31:48,843 on season two finale of Good Bad People. 2010 01:31:48,943 --> 01:31:50,711 Let's hear it for our actors. 2011 01:31:55,950 --> 01:31:59,620 Stop that, please. Hold up. 2012 01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:01,655 [British accent] Is that our fucking finale? 2013 01:32:01,756 --> 01:32:03,457 Can you be a little bit more professional? 2014 01:32:03,557 --> 01:32:05,493 -Thanks. -Piss off. 2015 01:32:05,593 --> 01:32:06,927 So glad this is over. 2016 01:32:10,464 --> 01:32:12,400 So you're telling me London Clash 2017 01:32:12,500 --> 01:32:15,936 goes through all of this in the course of one fucking day 2018 01:32:16,037 --> 01:32:18,406 because of a text message with a typo? 2019 01:32:18,507 --> 01:32:21,776 He's auditioning to become Batman. 2020 01:32:21,876 --> 01:32:23,577 He gets high and sends his mate to the meeting 2021 01:32:23,677 --> 01:32:25,379 and still gets the job. 2022 01:32:25,479 --> 01:32:28,115 What is he? The luckiest cunt in the world? 2023 01:32:31,452 --> 01:32:33,387 His stalker saves his life. 2024 01:32:33,487 --> 01:32:35,589 Leo breaks not one, but three urns 2025 01:32:35,689 --> 01:32:37,558 with his girlfriend's family in it 2026 01:32:37,658 --> 01:32:40,861 and his solution is to fill it up with weed ashes. 2027 01:32:41,996 --> 01:32:44,865 This is the worst ending I've ever seen. 2028 01:32:44,965 --> 01:32:47,468 You were at the table read. 2029 01:32:47,568 --> 01:32:49,170 Get me out of this. 2030 01:32:52,106 --> 01:32:53,574 You're all wankers. 2031 01:32:53,674 --> 01:32:55,209 Fuck! Why am I limping? 145304