All language subtitles for Dead.Heads.2011.1080p.BluRay.X264-7SinS.en

It's a big scary world
in which we live.

Each of us seeking
to that special one who makes us whole.

The one out of 6.5 billion.
Yes, I'm talking about true love.

I'm here to tell you
that it exists!

If you are one of the lucky few
to find it, stick with it.

Because true love... doesn't end.

Hello?

Come on, legs.

Is somebody home?

Thank God.
Sorry.

Open up!
Help!

My God, he shot me.

They shoot at us.
Run, everyone, run!

Dead Heads (2011)

Quality over Quantity �eleases
Translation: r3p0, Comfort1981 and WinchesterGirl

motherfuckers.

We have to make sure we
get out of here, right away.

Isn't it dark anymore, Eric.
- Do not be crazy.

Everyone ok?

This is it.
This is then the end.

Stay there!

You can talk!

You scared me, dude.

You are the first to speak.
What the hell is going on here?

What are they doing?

Underwear is not the best choice
of clothes for now.

Really great to meet you.
The others aren't really full-blown.

Is that what made you like this?
- What?

Better than mine, dude.
Masturbating while choking yourself...

can't be bad
to put an end to it.

At least I got on it while I did
what I loved doing most, right?

Who are you?!

You just woke up?

Wait a minute here,
I'll be right back.

make room friends,
don't keep everything to yourself.

Look at that.

Do not worry,
have some for you too.

Thank God.
I need your help!

Where are you located?

No idea where I am
somewhere on a road near a bar.

Do you know which bar?
It's called the Royal Tavern.

What's the problem then?

The problem?
I got shot.

And then there were those people...
Those who were engaged in...

To eat!

Eating other people.

What? Like cannibals?

No, not as cannibals.

More such as...

Like zombies?

Yes, like zombies.

Have you seen "Dawn of the Dead"?
I think it's a great movie.

What?
- No, I haven't seen that one.

Glad you like it, great.

No, you should really watch it.

No, listen...
No, I didn't just come out of that bar.

Listen...

You want to talk to Dracula?

All right, listen, it goes here
for a very serious situation...

Zombies are everywhere!

Why did you do that?
- You think that dick on the phone can help?

We're zombies, dude.
- No, we're not zombies, okay?

I'm not a zombie, not you, and you suffer from
post-traumatic delusions or something.

We need help!
- We can help each other...

by getting out of here together.
- I don't want your help!

I offer you my friendship
and you just turn it down.

Remove his finger from my face.

Want to bite, zombie little hungry?
Does zombie want something tasty?

I said keep his finger out of my face.

That wasn't really meant to be...

Get off me. Do not let me...
- Say it!

No no.
- I'm a zombie, tell me...

That's probably not so good.

Dude, you're just that Mr. potato head.

Well, that's a stigma. Whether you like it or not,
we have a few things in common now.

I'm in the mood for a beer.

a typical...
- This may not have been a good idea...

All good, we're looking for a place,
sit down, do nothing.

Stop that, those guys are getting
born with a gun in their hand.

That's why I try to be friendly.
- What can I get for you?

For me and my friend here
a couple of burgers, raw...

And a pitcher of your best beer, please.

Is that all?
- Can you get a smile off?

Enough character in this place, isn't it?

Dude, we're in Colorado.

August 10, 2009.

Three years,
I've been dead for three years.

I missed the Transformers movie.
- Probably wasn't on anyway.

damn. I don't even know
more how I died.

I'm not a detective, but it could be a side effect
It's like having two bullets in your braincase.

Hey, do you still have money,
otherwise we'll have to do the dishes.

What is this?

Wait a minute, is that
what i think it is?

I went to propose to her.

I went to propose to my girlfriend.

Well you escaped from that
to get caught by something else, huh?

Maybe that was God's cunt way
to say she wasn't worth it.

No, no, she was the one.

The girl where you you
you've been waiting for all your life.

Now that you're on it.

thanks.

She's probably wondering where I am.
- What?

No, she's probably doing a necklace
because she just got a new boyfriend from her.

You've been gone for three years now.

Yes you are right.
- Of course I'm right.

There's nothing left for me here.
- I wouldn't put it that way.

What? What are we supposed to do then?
Looking for friends, a family visit?

Hey, mom, dad,
"Really feel like eating your brains now."

No, we have a second chance here.
- This is not a second chance.

This is nothing.

damn then,
I'll tell you what we're going to do.

First we're going to drink those beers.
Second, we go out through that door.

And third, let's go
find that nice girl of yours.

That's no use.
- Come on!

You got a girl out there somewhere who loves you!
Do you know how rare that is?

Have a look at me?
I mean, take a good look?

I'm dead!

That's what I call a strong facial feature.
You have something dark and mysterious about you.

Do you love her?

Yes.

Love is the greatest strength
in the universe, dude.

I'm talking about something cosmically great.

Has Luke Skywalker given up
with Princess Lea?

She was his sister.
- Yes, but he wanted to fuck his sister.

As if you haven't already...

That makes no sense.
- It makes a lot of sense.

No, hot really doesn't make sense.
- Is the pure logic.

Pure logic!
Is she worth it?

The risk versus the gain.
Not shot, always wrong.

You're right.
- Of course I'm right.

You are absolutely right.
- Come on.

How delicious is this!
- This is really tasty.

Where should we go?
- To Michigan, New Fenway.

Actually, we had an apartment there,
went to school there...

Seems like a good place to start.

And don't eat people, okay?

Please, no ears, nothing,
it's just weird.

We better get to transport
watch out for them to blow us over.

By the way, I'm Brent.
- I'm Mike, Mike Kellerman.

Nice to meet you, Mike.

Awesome, zombies with a mission
to find love.

Can't go wrong.

Take Jack, I'll cover you
ahead!

Come on!

Linda, I love you!

Listen up, we have about
30 seconds for those undead bastards...

No, wait!
- I'm sorry, honey.

Listen up, we all will
have to work together, good.

All!

Otherwise I'll just shoot you in the head.

Come on, come on!

Get more wood!

What do we do?
- We're pretending.

Is that going to work?
- No idea.

That's the purpose
of pretending to participate.

Well done.
- Get even more!

Out of the way, little scum.

Are we dancing here sometimes?
- Zombie, zombie, he's a zombie.

Damn, here comes the 'shoot the zombies'.

What happened here?
Has he changed?

Damn, he's a zombie too!

Come on, calm down.

Guard!
We don't want to hurt anyone.

No.
- We just want to go home. No more.

We don't even know how we got here.
We just want to go home, please.

Come on, calm down.
Attention!

Thank you!

All right then.

That was easy enough, wasn't it?

There, zombies!

Come on!

Do not move.
We have a living here.

I'm sorry.

Guard!

That's naughty, naughty.
Down, come here, boy.

Good morning sunshine.
- Who is that?

That? That's Cheese.

That's Cheese.
What is he doing here?

I'm learning to fetch him.
- Teach him to fetch, why?

He appeared when you fell asleep last night.
He followed us from that bar.

See what else it can do.
Come here, buddy, come.

Finished?
5, 6, 7, clap.

shoulders, head,
clap down...

Shoulders, head, clap.
Come here...

It did an hour ago.
- Good.

Can you excuse us?
- Retrieve, boy.

What are you doing.
That's a zombie.

We are zombies.
- We are good zombies.

He's a good zombie.
- How can you know? What do you do with it?

First off, it's not an 'it', that's Cheese.
He's now biting someone's ass.

He will go away again
when he gets hungry.

You can't let him run away.
What if he bites a little kid or something.

Then we have to take him with us.
- No.

Trust me, you'll be fine.
Everything will be all right.

What about our plan then?
- Do you still want to do that?

I was last night
but just messing around...

Yes, I still want to do that
but how are we supposed to stick to the plan...

with that creep that follows us everywhere?

Nobody in their right mind, go 'n
couple of bumblebees if we don't take them with us.

What kind of person drives that way?

Do you sometimes need a lift?

We have to work to contain sector 3F5.
- Sheez, that smells awful.

Do you want me...
- Emily, this is a disaster.

We're supposed to be an entire city in a few
hours to destroy and check out this disaster.

You're just too...

stupid.

They're still working on it. But they
assure me they are making progress.

Our project will be soon
shut down, if those...

progress not fast
provides answers.

Stay seated and don't move.

is that me?

Is this because of you, friend?

Send reinforcements!

Can I get an extra pair of hands here?

How did you get here?

The adventure of life, friend.
The adventure of life.

You don't look so good.

Fast cars, hot women.
Live hard and fast, friend.

Stay down.

I can get in there.

Have traveled like this perhaps a thousand times,
But, always goes better with a good conversation.

Stay down.
- My name is Cliff.

I'm Mike.
- I'm Brent, that's Cheese back there.

He is 'special'.

Did you serve in the military, Cliff?
- Largely in Vietnam.

That's very cool.

Had I not been in 'Nam,
I had never met Pey-Pey.

My wife.
- Nice.

And when I finally got to go home
I asked her to come with me.

She said yes!

That's a nice story.
- Yes.

I really wasn't going to leave her there.

Best hooker in all of Shanghai, guys!

Hey, nice dog faces you have there.
- Those are from Pey-Pey.

She loved those little bitches.

But why don't you ask her yourself?

What?
- What?

How did she die?
Just ask.

What?
- What?

That's terrible, Cliff. Sorry.
- You shouldn't feel bad.

I'm driving to Lake Michigan
to scatter her ashes.

She loved it there.

We have spent every birthday there.
This week had been the 32nd.

That's a long time
to be with one woman.

All those guys who cheat on their wives...
I never had to look elsewhere.

Pey-Pey was already more than I could handle.

What all that woman in the bed
hasn't spewed.

That's bad...
- Like what?

No, we don't need any details.

Do you want the real cure
know for a limp dick?

Yes Yes.
- No that is not necessary.

a hard working woman,
ready and willing to...

to satisfy all your sexual appetites.

I want one like that too.
I want one like that, Cliff.

They say love isn't
between the sheets can be found...

but that's where I found it!

There is quite a large chemical pollution
to arise. It's still getting...

In maybe a few hours, messed up.
I'll go get you a card.

Unit four, you hear me.

McDinkle, do you hear me?

McDinkle, do you hear me!

Asshole!

What now, asshole?

Can you hand me the map?

Gillman, can I ask you something?
- Yes, say it?

How is it possible that I
got this fucking assignment?

How many times are you going to ask me that?
- And how did I get a dick like you assigned?

The card?

Wait a minute...

No one should come along that road.
It should have been free by now, I must pass on.

Okay, finally something to do.

On my signal I take the
driver's side at my expense.

Just blow it out
how do you find it?

We must report this.
- Shut up and do your job.

What the hell is this?
- Lie down, Cheese.

This is good.
We need to talk to those people.

I don't think they are very friendly
I think we should turn around.

I'll handle them.

Stop your car.

It's a beautiful day. Everthing okay?
- This road is closed, sir.

There is a major chemical spill.

You may have been exposed
to its consequences.

I haven't seen anything, but we have a
bit of a rush so if you don't mind...

I understand that sir
but you will still have to wait.

We still have a long way to go.

Listen old man get out of that fucking car
before I pull you out of that fucking car.

Who do you think you're talking to?

We don't play games, old man.

You have balls, Cliff.

Can one of you take the wheel?
- I will do it.

We're in a situation here
which is way above my salary.

I wouldn't worry about it.
I'm going after it.

Yes, sir, I do.

Pretty much everything is here
what you can use.

This is a rescue mission
no demolition mission.

It is important to be inconspicuous.
If you have any questions...

then feel free to touch me...
I mean call.

The rest of the team waits ahead.

Team?
- Yes.

I don't work in teams
I don't want to be held up.

Well, that's too bad for you then.
- You know what?

As long as I get my money I'll put it on
any way to bring it to your boss.

I even tie a bow around them.

I'm so glad you're here.
- What is the matter with you?

Someone killed me.
- What's that stench? Is something rotten?

No.

So I smell this.

Are we there yet?
- No.

Maybe it's a cable.

Or a fuse.

Maybe it's the power capacitor box.

Yes, it must be.
The plutonium has run out.

Damn.

Now is not the best time,
he's pretty mad at you.

He's very sorry, Mike. You can not
be angry with him. Look at that face.

I'm not mad at him, okay?
We're stuck here.

There was no gas in that car at all.

How on earth could you think that he
could drive a car?

He just wanted to take a turn.

What have I missed?
- It's nothing, we're out of gas.

It's getting pretty late already
we should get some rest.

we can tomorrow
walk to a gas station.

I've got some sleeping bags here.

You mean, really camping?
Under the stars and tell stories.

This is going to be great.
- We're not going to do this.

Tell me you weren't a Boy Scout?
- Guys, we're not camping here.

Can we go back again?
- Where is your sense of adventure?

It's gonna be great.

Great, thanks for this.

Okay, so we're going camping.
Awesome.

These motherfuckers are turning into mosquito zombies.

Come here, Cheese.
Come on.

Okay, go kill some then.
- Come here, Brent.

Please help us with this.

Are you listening, Brent?
- Yes.

This is gold what you are about to hear.

Werewolves and silver bullets. How did they know
that that was the way to kill a werewolf?

How did they know?
- It's a bullet.

What if there are even more ways?

Such as door handles, lamps.
What if werewolves are afraid of lamps?

Or chicken sandwiches. What if those if
grenades are for a werewolf?

You just throw those buns
to them and boom.

Then they are immediately dead.

How do we know if it
has never been tried?

Garlic.

Who invented that
that the garlic killed Dracula?

One day Dracula ordered a pizza and thought
he then, I'll try that garlic?

Then he got that garlic on that pizza
and tried and then yelled...

damn my face is on fire
I didn't see this coming.

I did not expect this. Garlic sucks.
This is killing me, tell everyone in the village.

You have to be on the
find out one way or another.

You know I'm just going
make my own sample.

Then in 200 years all those people will say:
Oh shit, there's that monster...

Get the Oscar Mayer Wiener car, put 'n
dirty tampon under, drive over his left arm,

that's the only way to kill it.
Quick quick...

Does it have to be an Oscar Mayer Wiener?

And a normal Wiener?

I'll tell you now.
First here.

It must be an Oscar Mayer car.

It's a werewolf.
Quick quick...

Grab a chicken sandwich quickly.

Listen buddy this is the only time I do this
tell you, I swear to you, the only time...

Inhale this.
Inhale it deeply.

Inhale this deeply.

Great, you're making him stoned.

Where are you going, Brent?
- I have to pee.

Are you going to pee?
Should we do that?

I never knew we had to do that.

I haven't peed in three years.
That's weird.

I have an abandoned vehicle here.
I will find out.

Do you want me to send reinforcements?

It's an abandoned vehicle,
I think I can handle the stress.

All right then.
Over and out.

What have you got there?
- Nothing.

It's a ring.

No, I don't think it suits you.

Do you have a girl to match that ring?
- I have that one.

I had that.
It's complicated.

It wouldn't be fun either
if it was easy.

Does she know you're going to give it?

I'm not just gonna give it
I'm thinking about what to say.

Thinking it up...

I write it down for myself.
I can't express myself very well.

But I can write reasonably well.
At least something I can do.

There are a few of mine
short stories published.

I was on a UFM writer's program.

How was that?
- I never went there.

I did not want to...

I just couldn't.
I couldn't leave her.

That girl?

Hopeless romance.
Every great man perishes.

Do me a favour, Shakespeare.
If you find Ellie, tell her your feelings.

That's what I was planning to do.

Tell her.

I need to poop.

I'm going crazy with that thing of yours.

Damn.
Is that poisonous?

Give me a little privacy.

Go find your own tree.

I could just use some light here.

Fantastic.

Hey Cheese, check this out.

Stand there.

What's wrong with your face?

Hands above your head.
- Listen, I've had a shitty day.

I said, your hands above your head. Now.

I know this looks weird
but just put that gun away.

Do you remember this?
I really can't use this tonight.

Wake up, Cliff.

What's up with you?
- You know, the same shit every day.

I think we better go now.
- Are those gunshot wounds, Brent?

We really have to go.
Your girl should not wait any longer than necessary.

How are we supposed to do that without gas, Brent?
- Time waits for no one.

Come on.
We go.

Come on, friend.
Come out.

What is going on here?
- Nothing. Everything is cool.

What have you done?
- I drive.

We're not going anywhere until you say
what's going on.

Nothing, calm down. Nothing will happen to us.
Just give me the keys.

Okay, move up.
I drive.

Do you smell that?

Why do you think they were here?
Convict.

Just let him do his job.
- Shut up, Gillman.

Hey, little guy.
Take a look around the area.

Watch out.

What the hell am I supposed to do then?

Stand there and don't touch anything.
- Gone up, convict.

You're wasting my time.
I'll call the boss, we're done here.

Gillman, pack your things.
Dead end.

Shoot him.

I got him.
Stop moving.

Is that the last body bag?
- Yes sir.

How long will it take before...

What a headache.

The refugees are with a
injected antibiotics.

I cut them open this morning.

Does that mean they're smart zombies now?

Where am I?
- Take it easy.

They kill people here.
What's going on here?

Where are you going?
- She's getting some for the pain.

What are you talking about?
Where am I going?

Oh, are we going to stop?
- Yes, we'll stop here for a moment.

Where are you going?
- I'm going to find some snacks.

You know Pey-Pey and I used to come here every year
when we went to the lake.

This is probably the first time I
see more than five minutes of it.

Pey-Pey had a thing for public places.

I'm just going to sleep.

Not a war fan?

I think I've had my share too.

Watch where you drive.

We have one.
All right, motherfuckers, here it is.

A big popcorn.
A large soft drink and one of these.

Are you sick or something?

Unsafe sex.
Don't bet on it, trust me.

Keep the change.

Get in the car.

Are you serious?

Why do you torment me so?
Why?

Get back in the car, Cheese.
What are you doing?

Get back in the car.

Is something wrong?

You?
- Yes I.

Don't, Cheese. Stay there.
- You better listen to him.

Put it on him.

I'm going to put this one on, Cheese.
Calm down, everything will be fine.

Keep telling yourself that.

Come out.

We're a little busy.

How long do you think you'll be busy?

I already tied mine up.

I'm going to rest while
you get beat up.

Can't you do these things a little more loosely?

I have a piece of advice for you,
don't mess with me.

I hope it's not too tight.

No, Cheese, don't.

I know you are not a bad person.

And I know what we look like
and that you want to shoot us in the head...

but we're not going to be a zombie
Start the Holocaust, or something like that.

I just want to go back to my girl.

Can't we make a deal?

Yes that's me.

I am a bad person.

You shot me, motherfucker.

That is indeed correct.
- That was your first mistake.

You stay here, cockroach.
Dad has to go to work.

Don't, Cheese.

Come on let's go.

Come with me.
Cheese, get in the car.

Give it gas Cliffy.
- No.

Stop the car.
You're almost there, come on.

Come on, I got you.
Come in.

Hands up.
Everything will be fine.

That was crazy.
- That was fantastic, man.

Help me with this.
- Naturally.

Thanks, Cliff.
- It's not necessary, boy.

We made it, Cliff.
We made it.

You finally made it.

What's wrong with him?

I never cry.

This is all so sad.

Conny will never say that.

What are you doing here?
- Excuse me, Michael.

You had a nice house.

Moon based jazz 2.

Hi friend, do you hear me?

He killed me.

He killed me here.
- What? Who?

Ellie's father.

He shot me there.

Wait a minute, so the girl's father
what you love killed you?

I think the chance of
a happy ending gets smaller and smaller.

Did you lose her virginity or something?

I have deflowered many,
but I was never killed for it.

Here we are.

Oh shit.
- What is it?

Yes, they are here.
We have to go.

Come with me.

They're out here.
I don't think they're coming.

Stay here. What are you doing?
- Give me a second.

No, they're right behind us.
- Jesus man, I just got shot.

It's not like we know where we're going.

What is this?
- It's my reunion. Ellie will be there.

How can you know?
You didn't even know if she lives here in town.

We have to go.
There isn't enough time left.

WELCOME BACK CLASS OF 99

Luckily we have the right clothes on
for the occasion.

You can also stay here.

Fine.
- Okay, fine.

I want your romantic moment
don't mess up.

Do you have something to say?
- I just did.

Besides, I'd love to see you deceive yourself.
- That's a pretty big word for you.

It should be big enough for your head.
- Oh, so I've got the big head here?

What about
"life is a party and let you go?"

This might be the biggest fun for you,
but i'm totally done with it.

Do you think I'm doing this for myself? I want
help you find that girl, but come on.

Forget it. How much remains to be done
before you realize it's not worth this?

Cliff is dead. I've been shot twice.
My dick is off and now someone wants to bury us.

Someone has already done that.
- You know what I mean.

Not now.

That girl's father killed you.

It is clear that not everything runs smoothly
running, I don't even know what we're doing here.

I have to tell her how I feel...

"I have to tell her how I feel"...
Do you really think she's going to fall in love with you?

Now look at yourself.

I don't know and
I don't care, okay?

I just know that this is a much better plan
is to waste my time here with you.

I do not need you.

Good.
- All right, I don't even want to be with you.

I love you too, buddy.
You have to go with Brent.

That way.

How are you?
You look good ladies.

Do you maybe know if
Ellie Masterson is present.

She sure is, I got her
Registered her 2 minutes ago.

Mike, Mike Kellerman.

Yes that's me.

I used to have a crush on you in school.
- For real?

It's me Kari
we were on the debate team together.

Kari Dout.
- Kary Dout.

My God, Kary Dout.

The only real.
- It's you, Kary Dout.

We used to call you dairy cow.

No, I mean we didn't.
I am so sorry.

You have lost a lot of weight.
- Nice to see you, Mike.

You too, I'm really sorry.

HELLO, MY NAME IS ASSASSIN.
- Nice though.

My life doesn't just exist
to make fun of. He knows nothing about my life.

I did really important things
when I did things.

I don't need it.
Neither do you, right?

Stoop.

I know.

Mike, that was a long time ago.

Rob...
- Yes.

How are you?

Awesome.
- How are you?

I don't know...
- Good.

Are you sick, you look a little pale.
- Yeah, well, I'm a zombie.

That is amazing.

Really cool.

Are you still into music?
- Yeah, that's actually going really well.

We have a bond now and...

Rob, he's pooped, now it's your turn.
- Wait a minute.

Are you...
- All I can smell is shit, Rob.

Naturally...
- Rob.

Just give him here.
- Thank you.

We're a team aren't we?
I want to introduce you to...

Excuse me.

Come on, pull yourself together.

Hey Ellie, how are you doing now?

No, a detachable arm.
It falls off every time.

Serious?

I can't talk to her like that.

Chilly the Seal must
urgently to the toilet.

I wonder if I...
- Stoop.

I can't keep pretending
I love you Big Daddy.

Where's the big dildo, hottie?

It's there.

There's only room
for one motherfucker and that's me.

Where has that little one gone?

Spread those zombie toes and don't move.

Do you remember who I am, motherfucker?

Yes, I know who you are, I've seen you twice already
Seen in two days, piece of shit.

What do we have here?

I am so sorry.

You scared me.

What?

I don't understand you with that thing on.
- No no.

That ruins the illusion.
- Of what?

That you are a grown man
in a seal costume?

That makes a big impression.

Sometimes I think out loud.

I'm Ellie Materson. And you are?

I'm John, John Conor.

What do you think of the reunion?

Nice, I'm from out of town and
thought it would be fun to go here.

Now that I'm here I remember why I left.
- High school.

And what about you?
- What do you mean?

Have you seen any ex-girlfriends?

No, I only had
a friend at school.

Your outfit is also a bit scary.
- I know.

She must have been special.
- Yes, she was great.

What was your name again?

And here live on the broadcast
of dance slam,

the reunion of the South Campbell
High school from 1999. Welcome back.

And especially for the lovebirds out there
a slow song.

Find someone special and dance.

Do you want to Dance?
- With me?

You yes, come on.

And what about you?
- What about me?

Have you run into any ex-boyfriends?
- No, I only had one.

And he's definitely not here.

Maybe you know him.
Mike Kellerman.

Oh yeah. Mike Kellerman
great guy, he's great.

Dark hair and glasses.
- Yeah, a nerd like you.

And what about you?
- How do you mean?

What are you doing nowadays?
- I'm traveling across the country.

Like a truck driver?
- Yes indeed.

Do you like it?
- Actually, I think it's awful.

Honestly...

I miss you.

The good old days...
How it was.

I want it back.
I want nothing more.

If you want something so badly,
you have to work on it.

Sorry to give you a sermon.

I don't even know what I
with my own life.

And now I'm telling you what to do.
- No, you're absolutely right.

I always loved that...

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time
to get back to partying.

I've always loved that about you.

We go.

Let me talk to her and then
can you have me.

I'm not a monster.
- I don't know what you are.

I really don't know.

I do not care.

Don't even breathe yet.
- Neither do I.

I don't believe you touched it.
- Man, shut up.

Will you give me one reason why I don't have my
gun in your mouth will fire.

That's the best gay phone sex
I've ever had.

You dirty bastard.

You don't know who you have in front of you.
Say: 'cheese'.

What?

Beat him, Dale.

Well done.

One is running away.

Not dead.

No, Cheese, you'll be fine.

Hey Cheeze, everything will be fine.
- Good boy.

No, buddy.

Come on, buddy.

Well done Mr. Jeremiya.
Your money and freedom are waiting.

Has the decline stabilised?

Are you okay, buddy?
- Yes it's going well.

You don't like me very much, do you?

You killed me, I would be with her
get married and then you killed me.

And Ellie is much better off without you now.
- Then why did you bring me back?

To earn something from it?

No, I didn't think this would happen.
I think I owe that to both of you.

Lick my ride, Chuck.

Who would do such a thing to their own daughter?

Why don't you want her to be happy?
I love her.

I love her too, she deserves better.
What did you have to offer her, Michael?

You think you're nothing now
but that's always been the case.

Mike, don't listen to him.
- No education, no future.

Just a kid with his head in the sand.
And if you don't believe me, then believe her.

Dear Mike, I'm sorry to put you through this,
but I don't know how else to say it.

I've been thinking about this for a long time
and I realized...

that I've known you all my life...
- we've known each other all our lives.

and it was great,
but I know nothing but you.

I'm so proud of you that you
got a book from that writing program.

The world is waiting for you and
he's waiting for me too.

And that's why I have to say goodbye now.

It will take time, but I have to learn
not to love you anymore.

Farewell.

Sorry Michael.

I wish I had known
what my daughter thought about you.

Then I wouldn't have had to kill you.
But in the end everything will be fine.

Well gentlemen, it was fun.
I'll see you in the lab on Monday.

Bye. Emily.

I take it you are now a free man.

They said we
bring it back to town.

I just wanted to say that
it was an honor to work with you...

if that jerk wasn't around.

What will happen to them?
- They're going back to HQ.

You don't have to worry about that.

I would change your hair.

Are you ready for it?
- Like a fat girl at the dance, except...

that we've been given new orders?
- What?

The boss doesn't like loose ends
and apparently that convict is one of those.

We're going for a ride with him, that
he will not survive. In a tintin way.

Are we the mafia?
I'm not going to kill anyone.

Gillman, just shut up
and do your job.

Do you sometimes have problems with it?

He's done his job
kept to the agreement.

Why not us?
I'm not letting you do this.

That's the last kind of bullshit
what I want to hear from your mouth.

Maybe we should go after it
work with some colleagues...

have a drink and maybe go Suzy
and Eden too.

Great, over and out.

Why are you so stupid, Emily?
What's your problem, Emily?

Hello sir.

Gillman, get the fuck out of my way.
You are not going on this mission.

No.
I said no.

Dirty Bastard.

Looks like we're having another
old fashioned team. Nice.

All right, where does that girl of yours live?

Stop, let me out.

What do you mean?

This is madness
what are we actually doing?

It is over.
- Is this about the letter? That's bullshit.

I have a restraining order and
that hasn't stopped me either.

She deserves better.
- So you just give up.

Yes, I give up.
- Well, that makes everything a lot easier.

Then we'd better stay here and die,
we're already dead.

What about Cheeze then?

Get out the way.
- Keep driving.

Just make a decision now.

All I know is that my
best friend don't give up now.

After all we've done
have to come here.

You don't know if she loves you, but I do
know that you do love her.

And I wouldn't be a good witness if I didn't see you
would help bring that ring to her.

It's worth it.
Didn't shoot, always misses.

So you're my witness?
- Absolute.

There they drive, drive them tight.

Hurry up.

We've got them trapped, hold your position.

Is that all for me?

I think we're fine.
- What?

Guard.

Thanks Brent.
- No problem, go find your girl now.

I will.
- Don't get so emotional about it.

You will do well.

A beautiful victory.

Hey idiot, this is for my buddy Cheeze.

Are you okay?

I? You got hit by a van.
- That was nothing.

Remember when I said your looks
doesn't matter? I lied.

You look awful.
- I'm not mad, because I'm prettier than you.

I'm coming up.
do you have me?

Here's your arm.

I hope she's home.

Oh no huh.
- How do I look?

Is there something between my teeth?
- You look good.

Ellie, I have something to tell you.

What happened to you?
- Ellie, go inside.

Inside, listen to me.

These guys are dangerous.

They will hurt us.

You have to listen to me.

It's all right, I just want
just talk to her.

You owe me that
because you shot me in the face.

I promise.

Here it comes.

I don't know how to say it so
I just say it. I died.

We have died.
- And your father killed me.

And turned me into a zombie for one
or other military experiment I don't understand.

Not cool dude.

And then he has his men behind
directed us. And that bastard over there...

who beat Brent rotten.
It's all right.

It's actually kinda funny if you
Dad would have been more patient...

did you realize you didn't want me anymore
and then I'd still be alive, but it's all right.

what happened has happened,
all that matters now is...

is that I'm here now.

I know I have nothing to offer you
I have nothing to offer you now...

I don't ask anything of you either.

I just wanted to see you one more time.

And I wanted to make sure you know how much
i love you.

I still love you.

So...

This is for you.

So you don't forget me.

I have got you.

Goodbye Ellie.

I'm all yours.

That was amazing.
- Did she look when I walked away?

I think she's looking at me.

This is a little too sweet for me.

Guard.
- Thank God.

I love you too.
- For real?

Don't make me do this in hot
in front of all those people.

I didn't want to leave you, Mike. I did not want to
that you would give up your dreams for me.

I don't have to go. I just got the most
crazy story.

And I think I just
came up with the perfect ending.

What is that?

Ellie, this is Brent.
- Nice to meet you, Brent.

Likewise, beautiful lady.
This is great, isn't it?

Now look at this,
come on everybody.

We need the public
give them what they want, huh?

Quality over Quantity �eleases
Translation: r3p0, Comfort1981 and WinchesterGirl

That hurt.

Do you like it?
- It's more like an ice cream cone with a lot of hair.

I don't know what happened.

I love you too.

I'm sick of you.

That felt really, really gay.

Scene 16/5.

I wasn't ready yet.

I don't have my glasses on.

Now I'm not wearing those glasses again.

Would you like some more potatoes?
- What do you mean?

I have no idea what to say now.

No one in their right mind
is takes a couple of assholes with him.

Damn scrotum, my mouth.

I love you, I want children with you.

A huge vagina.
- Lick me baby.

You dirty bastard.

You are a tough monster.

Shut up, zombie lover convict with you
wife of Stanley Kowalsky taxi driver bullshit.