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Right after the break, we're
going to interview David Kern,
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who climbed the highest Mountain
in the world, Mount Everest,
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but he's gate...
I mean, he's gay.
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Excuse me. He's blind.
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More teens are having fuck...
Having luck, rather.
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One way to do a Turkey call
is with this gobbler...
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that allows the
air to vibrate. You should try it.
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I'd love to. Go ahead.
I want to see this.
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No, no.
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That just wasn't right.
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It's a beautiful Memorial Day.
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We have people out
here sunbathing.
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We have people tossing
the ball around.
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And we really want to advise
that you guys try to make it...
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I'm a bird, bitch!
A safe Memorial Day.
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Okay, dude. Goddamn it, man!
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Well, I'm sure you
needed it, Annie.
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Did you get many
spankings as a kid?
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As a kid?
No. I... Oh!
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Whoa.
Wait a minute.
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Susenko Energy is announcing
a proposal to Jack off...
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What is your comment on the
results of the proceedings?
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What really happened on that
Thursday here at Central High...
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that led to Tim Johnson's de...
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What the fuck was that? Shit!
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God, I'm dying in this fuckin'
country-ass, fucked-up town.
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It looks like Reuben is in
the lead, and here comes...
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No! No! Aaah!
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An infestation of Canadian Brown
Finches, which is a small bird...
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I guess I should
have seen that one coming, huh?
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We now send it over
to Meghan Miles. Meghan?
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Hey, Joe, I'm here at the
A.S.P.C.A., where I'm...
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I think she is.
Meghan, are you okay?
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Okay, Meghan... We'll get
a medic over to her.
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Yeah.
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Thank you so
much for coming with me.
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You're my girl. Team.
Right. Team.
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They're not going to bring
up the cat thing, right?
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That was 100 years ago. No one looks
at those Youtube things anymore.
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Yeah, right. Relax, Meghan.
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Relax? Ooh. It's the network.
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It's a big step up from local, but
you are ready. Oh, I'm ready.
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Just be yourself. No, I'm going to
be exactly what they want me to be.
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"Anchor."
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It is both a noun and a verb.
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A reliable or principal support,
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but in action, it
means to hold fast.
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Hmm. Mmm.
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I believe I can do that
for your viewers...
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be the center, and hold them...
steady.
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Tell us more about yourself.
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Well, I was raised in Texas.
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I studied journalism at
the University of Texas.
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I love to read.
I'm a voracious reader.
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Mostly historical fiction.
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Have you read Toni
Morrison's Beloved?
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- Of course.
- Good answer.
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My role models include my
parents, which I know is corny,
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but they've been
married 35 years...
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and, um, I am recently engaged.
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We like that. We'll have
a decision in two weeks.
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There isn't any... dirt in your
past that we should know about?
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Skeletons?
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Bones of any kind?
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I'm a good girl.
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Morning, Meghan Miles.
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Be well. Good day. Good day.
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Hey, looking
good, Chuck Rogers.
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Five minutes
to air, people.
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I just spoke to my source
inside the network. And?
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Its down to you and Wendy Chang.
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The decision should
come down today.
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Don't be nervous.
Don't be nervous?
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You shouldn't have told me.
Breathe.
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Oh, gosh, hang on.
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This is Meghan Miles.
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Meghan, you dirty hooker.
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Rosie, stop. I'm about to go on air.
Okay, good.
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But be advised that we are going
out tonight to celebrate.
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Honey, I didn't get the job yet.
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- Minor detail.
- I don't know.
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It's been a really long week.
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Don't be a cock-blocker.
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Repeat after me: "I will
not block the cock."
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You know what? Hang on.
I have another call.
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It could be the network.
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- This is Meghan Miles.
- Meg, honey.
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- Hey, Mama.
- We just saw your last newscast.
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You did such a good job.
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Although that outfit was a little
revealing by about a button.
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Really?
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I've been telling wardrobe
to watch out for it.
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Thank you for the feedback.
Well, we love you.
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Say hi to Kyle. I love you too.
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Talk soon.
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Fine. I will not block the cock.
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Still me, hon.
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I'm so sorry, Mama.
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This is KZLA Live
at 5:00 Eyewitness News.
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- With Jane Rain, weather.
- Camera one.
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Ready, Chuck? Let's do this.
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Chuck Rogers, sports.
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And Chopper Steve, traffic.
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Will you stop it?
My mother's gonna kill me.
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Good evening, Los Angeles.
I'm Meghan Miles.
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Our top story:
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The day is upon us.
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A traffic nightmare of
biblical proportions.
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What some are calling
"Carpocalypse Now."
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Portions of the 10 Freeway will
be closed for construction
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during this coming weekend.
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For more, let's go to
our own Chopper Steve.
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Chopper Steve, can you tell
us what it's like up there?
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Oh. Doing great. Fantastic.
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Chopper Steve,
are you texting?
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Who's gonna pull me over up here?
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It's sailing pretty smoothly
down there right now,
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but we're warning drivers about
massive congestion this weekend.
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So you're saying they
should steer clear.
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Oh, steer clear.
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I got that one, Meghan Miles.
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Thanks, Chopper Steve. We'll check
back with you in the 6:00 hour.
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Check back? What?
Did my check bounce?
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Aw. Sorry.
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Okay.
Bye now, Chopper Steve.
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Fly safe.
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Real smooth, Chopper Steve.
Fuckin' loser.
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I should just crash this thing
into the Hollywood sign,
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end it all. We can still hear you.
Your Mike is on.
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- Live Mike.
- Copy that.
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For continuing updates
on the Carpocalypse,
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stay with KZLA for
all your news needs.
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The Ventura County Italian-American
Club did a great job,
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but don't call Mr.
Guinness just yet.
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It turns out the world's largest
meatball resides in Genoa, Italy.
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Stay tuned for more KZLA
coverage on Carpocalypse,
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and find out what simple household
item may just be fatal.
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I'm Meghan Miles. Be well.
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And we're clear.
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Great.
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Chopper Steve...
Is he on his meds?
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Short answer, no.
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Did anybody call?
Did you get any e-mails?
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No. No. Calm down. Any text
messages I need to know about?
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Calm down. I'm going
to hear from them,
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and I'll call you at home.
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I can't wait
to get my drink on.
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And get my dance on. And...
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Just those two things. Denise.
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What?
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Meghan.
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Meghan!
Meghan Miles.
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Either she's not home
or she's ignoring us.
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Or she's incapacitated,
tied up...
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or maybe she had a stroke
or a seizure or something.
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Denise, this is Brentwood.
Nothing bad ever happens in Brent...
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Oh, my God, O.J. Simpson.
I just remembered that. Yeah.
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Meghan!
It's open.
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Honey, you are not back
on the farm in Texas.
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You cannot just leave
your door unlocked.
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Hey, party girls. What's up?
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What do you want to drink?
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I have tap water. Wait.
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Wait, what's going on?
Where's Kyle?
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He's at the supermarket.
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And, um, where's all your stuff?
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Oh. Um...
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Kyle took it all to
the supermarket.
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The supermercado.
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He's gone.
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He, um...
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He said he didn't know
who I was anymore,
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and then he left and
he took everything.
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That's so weird.
When is he coming back?
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Why did you not tell us?
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I don't know. I'm sorry.
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Rosie, I just...
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Yeah, but, honey, we're your friends.
We're not gonna judge you.
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Hang on. It's Dan.
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Meghan, don't freak out, but
they're going with Wendy Chang.
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Meghan, are you okay?
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Chang!
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This is such a terrible time
for Kyle to not be here.
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Denise, shut up.
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They gave it to Wendy Chang.
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She's an anchor
in San Francisco.
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There you go, honey.
That's a diversity hire.
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Asian. What can you
do about that?
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She's not even Asian.
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She's adopted. She has
red fucking hair.
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I'm sorry. That was mean.
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Good for her. No.
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Screw Chang. You are the best.
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Yeah. No one reads the
news like you, Meghan.
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We're going to sit down and come
up with a plan to fix your life.
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Okay, guys, no more pity party.
It's fine.
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So go. I'll be fine. I'm just gonna
stay here and catch up on Idol.
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No! We're not gonna
leave you here.
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You don't even have your dog.
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Technically, it was Kyle's dog.
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Who cares? Forget it. Get a cat.
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Ew. That's gross.
Cats hate me. You know that.
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People say cats are clean,
but they're really filthy.
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I am sorry, okay? Whatever.
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You're gonna meet some
young, stupid, hot guy,
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and you're gonna take all your anger
and your aggression out on his penis.
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I don't know. I don't
do that with penises.
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I'm more of a relationship
type of girl.
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We're taking you out.
Come on. Let's go.
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Fine, but I'm
wearing these sweatpants.
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No. You're gonna wear something
slutty, like Denise.
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I don't own anything
slutty like Denise.
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Denise, give Meghan your dress.
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- But...
- No buts.
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You can wear one
of her pantsuits.
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Ew. Ew.
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Why is it so loud in here?
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Isn't it great?
This is what you need.
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Shots time. Already?
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Yup, that's right.
Throw it back.
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Unless you're too soft.
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Yeah.
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Whoa, whoo!
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Yeah, the other two were for us.
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I guess we're gonna
need three more.
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This is good. Three more.
Three more.
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How about something different?
To match your dress.
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Thanks. Fancy.
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Looking at us?
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Oh, my God.
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What do you do? Act bitchy?
Yeah. Bitchy.
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Boo. Ooh.
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Sunshine.
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You want to join me and
my boys for some drinks?
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Will the drinks be alcoholic?
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More Tequila?
That's what that is.
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Wow, your friend's quite
the party girl, huh?
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Tonight she is.
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Let's make a toast to
these girls, huh, boys?
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Yes. My dad made a toast at
my fifth grade graduation,
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- and I kept it in my memory...
- Keep it there.
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Cheers!
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I love my daddy.
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Kyle sucks.
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00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,276
Can I just get one
of these buckets?
247
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:54,045
Thank you so much. Excuse me.
248
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,847
Go get a cab.
Let's get rid of this.
249
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,349
All good. Let's rally.
Let's rally!
250
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:04,789
You want to get out of here?
Absolutely. You stay here.
251
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:07,092
No, no. Where are you going?
I got to go for a wee-wee.
252
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,394
♪ Excuse me. ♪
253
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,344
Oh.
254
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,216
Oh. This is high.
255
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,384
Uh... Hello? There's no handle.
256
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,120
Hello?
257
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,168
Hi. Oh, hi.
258
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,036
Whatcha you doing up there?
259
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:53,438
I'm just looking
for the bathroom.
260
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,908
Are you stuck?
261
00:12:56,910 --> 00:13:00,845
How dare you, sir.
262
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:03,848
Don't you know it is
rude to ask if a lady is stuck?
263
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,483
Oh.
264
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,453
Yes, I am stuck.
265
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,922
And I'm a little drunk. I should
tell you that. All right.
266
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,257
Nothing wrong with that.
267
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,160
Stay stuck for a second. Whoa!
268
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:19,164
That won't be hard.
I can't move.
269
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,366
Breaking news, 2:00 A.M.
Girl stuck on balcony.
270
00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:26,070
Hi. Hi.
271
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,072
- Huh. Oh!
- What do you think?
272
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,908
Wow. This is a mess.
Bit of a situation.
273
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,242
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
274
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,545
If we could just find a
way to get this shoe off.
275
00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:35,113
What a puzzle. All right.
276
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,816
Well, we got a strap
coming around here.
277
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,884
Wait. Oh, my God!
278
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,019
What? There's a
whole other strap.
279
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,087
Which one?
280
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,956
Left? Right?
You need to stay calm.
281
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,224
- What's your name?
- Meghan.
282
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,026
- Meghan, where you from?
- Texas.
283
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,494
Texas. I like Texas.
284
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,163
Hurry! The timer is
reading five seconds.
285
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,232
All right. Stay with me, Meghan.
286
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,968
- Four, three, two...
- Here we go.
287
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,469
Aaah!
288
00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:05,276
Are we alive? I think so.
289
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,615
You're a hero. Thank you.
290
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:14,018
Should we get down?
291
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,621
You can do it. I'm right behind you.
Okay.
292
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,256
So, are you trying to escape?
293
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,459
French exit? Yeah,
I think I was.
294
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,931
I just sort of had my fill of the
lecherous males... and the...
295
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,867
I don't know. I don't
really do this very much,
296
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:31,569
and so I just felt this wave of
depression coming over me...
297
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,038
Here. And I thought I
should probably...
298
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,874
It's cold. It is cold.
299
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,942
Anyway. Rosie.
300
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:39,611
What?
301
00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:41,579
She says she's leaving.
302
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,348
I should get my car.
303
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,417
Um... I should go.
304
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,286
Your car? No, no.
305
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,054
I don't think you
should be driving.
306
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,023
Why don't we get you a cab?
307
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,192
Let's find a cab for you.
No, I really want my car.
308
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,628
You don't think I can drive?
Uh...
309
00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:59,330
Come here. Sobriety test.
310
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:02,500
Smell that meat.
311
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:05,203
Oh, my God. That smells so good.
312
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,338
You're so drunk.
That's not even meat.
313
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,307
Screw you, cracker. It's meat.
314
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:13,044
All right, why don't I drive
you home in your car,
315
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,679
and then I'll take a
cab home from there?
316
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,481
How about that? No, you
don't have to leave work.
317
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,182
No, no. It's fine.
I'm not just a bartender.
318
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,952
I got other things going on.
319
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,121
You got a day job?
320
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,623
I am a writer of books.
321
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,260
What kind of books?
322
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,964
Uh, sort of post-modern
romantic fiction.
323
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,166
That is my favorite genre.
324
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,002
Are you messing with me?
No. It's really cool.
325
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:40,939
I'm a journalist. I've done some...
I don't know.
326
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,674
I don't write anything, really.
327
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,709
I thought I would, but
I mostly just read.
328
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,211
I read the news. I don't know.
329
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:51,282
Anyway, so what does a post-modern
romantic writer do all day?
330
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,585
Find beauty and praise it. Wow.
331
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:57,655
That is the opposite
of what I do, I think.
332
00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,558
All right, let's go.
I'm getting you home safe.
333
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,360
Where do you live?
334
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,530
Where do you live?
335
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:10,101
Okay, you're getting on my level.
You like the dark stuff.
336
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,170
Okay, hands like this.
337
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,673
Shotgun poetry.
All right, get ready.
338
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,408
"Hark! 'Tis an elfin-storm
from faery land,"
339
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,277
of haggard seeming,
but a boon indeed.
340
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:22,013
"I have a home for thee." I win!
341
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,615
Let's take our clothes off.
I'd like to go to the judges on that one.
342
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,651
Okay. Judges?
Where are you, judges?
343
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,289
Okay. It's a girl. All right.
It's a girl.
344
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,390
Ooh!
What is in there?
345
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,525
♪ I only know two chords ♪
346
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,127
Do you trust me? Yeah, I do.
347
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,662
You trust me? I do.
348
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,631
I don't. I don't. No, no!
349
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,601
Yes!
350
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,006
Oh, fuck. Don't mess with Texas.
351
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,774
Dress down. Down.
352
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,676
Oh. I'm hungry.
353
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,444
Okay. What is this?
354
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,613
What is this little table thing?
355
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,482
Put that one down and
get another one.
356
00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,284
I want to do Lady and the Tramp.
This is the best.
357
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,087
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
358
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,193
Let me see. Don't be shy.
359
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,229
Yes!
360
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,197
Yellow's your color.
361
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:57,408
Oh, God.
362
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,264
Okay, where's my phone?
363
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,402
My purse. My phone.
364
00:18:33,526 --> 00:18:36,247
Hi. You've reached Meghan.
Please leave a message.
365
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,182
And be well.
366
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,619
You have four new messages.
367
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,522
Message one sent
yesterday at 6:05 P.M.
368
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,557
Meghan!
Put down your knitting.
369
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,259
We're on our...
370
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,761
Meg, honey, it's Mom.
371
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,396
We just...
372
00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:56,667
Meghan, it's Dan.
Are you sitting down?
373
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,871
Chang is out. She didn't vet.
374
00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:02,807
They found some raunchy twit-pics
of her and another girl.
375
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,643
She's way too risky for CNB.
376
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,312
Looks like they're
pivoting back to you.
377
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,548
You're the safe bet.
378
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,584
All that steadiness shit
is going to pay off.
379
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,821
Now listen, they want to watch you
work, have a final follow up...
380
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,789
"look you in the eye"
sort of thing...
381
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,659
so they're coming to
the newscast tomorrow.
382
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,461
So get some rest tonight.
383
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,830
Come in fresh and
ready to kill it.
384
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,366
This could be very good.
385
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,401
Oh.
386
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:33,371
Ohhh.
387
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:46,751
No. I hate cats.
388
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,253
Don't you do anything.
389
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,858
Mmm. Mmm.
390
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,529
No, no, no. No, no, no, no.
391
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,883
You were in the box.
392
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:29,393
Shoes, shoes, shoes. Where's my...
Where are my keys?
393
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,895
I hate cats!
394
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:45,309
Okay.
395
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,912
Okay. All right.
396
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,415
Okay.
397
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,621
Where is my car?
398
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,663
Oh, wait. He drove.
399
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:11,335
We kissed, and then I
fumbled for some Tic Tacs.
400
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,046
Oh, no.
401
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:38,996
There's no names.
402
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,074
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait!
403
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,076
That's my car. Hey!
404
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,545
That's... That's my car.
405
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,013
That's my car.
406
00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,583
That was my car.
407
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,018
Aaah! Don't shoot! Don't shoot.
408
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,821
You sneak up, I shoot you.
No, no, no, no.
409
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:39,390
I just want a ride.
I'm just trying to hire you.
410
00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:42,393
Oh, no, no, no. Off duty.
Off duty.
411
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:43,828
No, please, sir.
I will pay you...
412
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,563
Double. Triple.
413
00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:47,698
To take me to the tow place.
Mm-mmm.
414
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,534
Do you know where that is,
the place they tow to?
415
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,603
Oh. Tow to?
416
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:54,605
Yes! Yes, you understand.
The tow to.
417
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,407
Da. Da. Tow to.
418
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:58,075
Okay, great. Thank God.
419
00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,077
You working? Yes, I work.
420
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:01,946
Very important I
get to work today.
421
00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:03,514
Tonight. Okay.
422
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:06,150
Great.
423
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:07,852
♪ So, here we go. ♪
424
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:11,422
- We're going tow to.
- Great. Great.
425
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,597
You know, I like it, your work.
426
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:21,165
You know my work?
427
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,100
Oh, yeah, yeah. Very nice.
428
00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:25,970
Oh, well, thank you. Thank you so much.
429
00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:28,739
Yeah, I love what I do.
430
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,508
It gives me a lot of
self-worth and really...
431
00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:32,143
I don't know. I...
432
00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:33,577
You have boyfriend?
433
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:37,515
Um, presently,
434
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:40,785
I do not technically have a man.
435
00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:43,187
I mean, I just... I don't know.
436
00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:46,857
I met someone, and... Oh,
but I just left someone.
437
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,026
I didn't... Well, truth
be told, he left me.
438
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,929
Actually, I don't
really give a shit.
439
00:23:53,064 --> 00:23:54,832
Okay. Good talk.
440
00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,600
Ah!
441
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,068
Here.
442
00:24:00,071 --> 00:24:01,672
Here? Where here?
443
00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:04,775
♪ Here. Tow to. ♪
444
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,747
No, no.
445
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,015
Oh, my goodness.
446
00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:12,683
No, no, no.
447
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:14,685
This is Tattoo,
448
00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:17,788
and I said "tow to"
as in "tow your car."
449
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,157
This is a funny language
miscommunication.
450
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,726
I can't get out here because
I don't nave my money.
451
00:24:22,728 --> 00:24:24,762
It's in my purse,
which is in my car.
452
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:28,566
Which is at the tow to place.
Tow to.
453
00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:30,901
You no pay, I drive you jail.
454
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,737
Whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't...
There's no jail.
455
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:36,841
Then you pay $23.
I am not a stripper.
456
00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:38,976
I'm actually a journalist...
457
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,645
with local Emmy nominations
and a lot of connections,
458
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:44,048
so you will get paid.
459
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:46,116
You will get your money.
460
00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:50,821
But right now, I really, really
need you to just help me out, okay?
461
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,223
Do you understand?
462
00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:54,658
Okay. Okay.
463
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,694
You give me a dance on lap. Huh?
464
00:24:56,696 --> 00:25:00,898
Four song. Dance on lap, $23.
Finish.
465
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,900
No. There's no deal. No?
466
00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,869
Yes. I can't give you
a lap dance, sir.
467
00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:06,704
- Four song.
- No.
468
00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:08,806
- You give me three song.
- No deal.
469
00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:09,907
No, no, no. Okay!
470
00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:11,775
You dance on lap
or I take to jail.
471
00:25:11,777 --> 00:25:13,277
Wait, wait, wait.
You can put the gun down.
472
00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:14,979
Wait. Um... Um...
473
00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:18,249
- Two dances.
- No, no, no.
- Bullshit for me.
474
00:25:18,251 --> 00:25:20,818
Good deal. Yeah?
475
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:24,088
- Two songs.
- Okay. Two song.
476
00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:26,657
Alanis Morissette in-in V.I.P.
room.
477
00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,726
The... Sure. The V.I.P. room.
478
00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:30,261
Just unlock the door.
Yeah. Okay.
479
00:25:30,263 --> 00:25:32,162
Leave the gun. You can't
take a gun in there.
480
00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:34,131
Oh, no gun. No gun.
481
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:35,933
I get lap ready.
482
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:41,772
Come on. We...
483
00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:44,875
Hey!
484
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,877
Where are you going? Come on back!
We had deal.
485
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:48,646
Hey, lady!
486
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,082
Son of a bitch.
487
00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:53,884
This is nuts.
What the fuck, lady?
488
00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:39,029
Oh, my God!
489
00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:41,865
Everybody have fun tonight.
490
00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:47,037
- Hey, wait! Wait, wait, wait!
- What do you want from me?
491
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:49,273
Wait. You can help me.
Hang on. You can...
492
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,008
Hey, hey, hey!
Go away!
493
00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:53,844
I need... I just...
You could help... Hey!
494
00:26:58,049 --> 00:27:01,118
Oh. Hey, hey. Hey, hi.
495
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,920
Hey.
496
00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:06,824
Hi.
497
00:27:09,694 --> 00:27:12,096
Hi. How you doing?
498
00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:14,131
I'm not so good, actually.
I could really use some help.
499
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,867
Yeah, I could use some help too.
Oh, really? With what?
500
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,738
Oh, no. Yeah.
501
00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:21,805
Oh, yeah. No.
502
00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,974
I'm not a...
503
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,743
I'm not a hooker.
Yeah, okay.
504
00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:28,846
Have a good night. No, no, no, no.
Wait. You can't...
505
00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:31,081
Oh!
That's disgusting.
506
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:34,218
Oh, God.
507
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:36,687
This stupid dress. I am
gonna murder Denise.
508
00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:38,389
Oh, my God, I'm...
509
00:27:39,691 --> 00:27:40,991
freezing.
510
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,660
Hey!
511
00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:43,694
Who the fuck are you?
512
00:27:43,696 --> 00:27:45,295
Uh, I'm not a prostitute.
513
00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:47,798
- Excuse me?
- Check out Barbie over here.
514
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,134
♪ Where did you guys come from? ♪
515
00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:51,402
Go on.
516
00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:57,074
Hey, hey. Excuse me. Is there any chance
that you are not looking for a hooker?
517
00:27:57,076 --> 00:27:59,343
Free agent?
518
00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,078
Get out of here.
Looks like it.
519
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,213
It's ballsy.
520
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,295
Gotta give it to her, man.
That takes a lot of balls.
521
00:28:07,318 --> 00:28:10,821
Oh, no, come on, Dave. Man,
it's the end of our shift.
522
00:28:10,823 --> 00:28:13,223
Look, dude, I just gotta get
home, get a little bit of rest.
523
00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:14,992
I was gonna drive
down to Long Beach.
524
00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:16,760
Got this whole fishing-charter
thing set up.
525
00:28:16,762 --> 00:28:18,262
It's our job, Walter.
No, it isn't.
526
00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:20,964
Our job is to keep the
hookers over there,
527
00:28:20,966 --> 00:28:22,866
away from the decent
people down there.
528
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:25,169
All right. All right, look.
529
00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:28,472
We can issue her an
official warning,
530
00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:31,308
but if I see her out here
again, we gotta take her in.
531
00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,444
See? That's good police work.
That's what I'm talking about.
532
00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:35,312
- What's the matter, you can't hear?
- I have nothing against...
533
00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:38,949
uh, modern...
female entrepreneurs.
534
00:28:38,951 --> 00:28:40,384
Oh, shit.
535
00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:43,253
Thank God. Oh, hallelujah!
536
00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:46,156
Do not
approach the vehicle.
537
00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:47,858
Ma'am, what you're doing
is the opposite...
538
00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:50,127
of not approaching the vehicle.
539
00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:52,396
I...
Okay.
540
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:54,498
I can't see now.
541
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,900
Thank goodness you are here.
542
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,402
I am so happy to see you.
You deaf?
543
00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:01,205
This has been the
longest night of my life.
544
00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:03,006
Quit your babbling.
This has been the...
545
00:29:03,008 --> 00:29:04,408
Quit your babbling and listen.
546
00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:07,244
Okay. We have you on video
soliciting those cars.
547
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,279
What... We can haul
you in right now.
548
00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:11,782
No, no, no, no. I was
not soliciting sex.
549
00:29:11,784 --> 00:29:14,051
Ma'am, do not
raise your voice at me.
550
00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:15,374
Don't you raise
your voice at him!
551
00:29:16,867 --> 00:29:18,188
How much you had
to drink tonight?
552
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:21,024
- Uh...
- You smell like a distillery.
553
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,129
I just... I haven't been home.
Neither have I.
554
00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:28,165
Which is why we're gonna give you a
break and let you off with a warning.
555
00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:30,901
Ready? Here it is.
Stay off of my streets.
556
00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:34,805
- But-But...
- We see you out here again, and you will go to jail.
557
00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:36,440
But I didn't do anything wrong.
558
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:39,042
Really? You haven't
done anything wrong?
559
00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:40,310
What, are you going
out to get some eggs?
560
00:29:40,312 --> 00:29:42,012
Just wrapping up
your paper route?
561
00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:44,248
It's time to grow up.
562
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:47,084
- Now stay off my streets.
- Stay off his streets.
563
00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:49,787
- I can...
- Sit down and think about it.
564
00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:52,055
Think about it. Sit down.
Don't be on your knees.
565
00:29:52,057 --> 00:29:55,192
Off his streets and
grow the fuck up, okay?
566
00:29:57,028 --> 00:29:58,929
You're not going to help me?
567
00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:01,865
Aren't you supposed
to help people?
568
00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:04,301
I... I'm not a...
569
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,837
♪ Bitch, get outta here. ♪
570
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,842
That sounded tough. Veteran.
571
00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:13,577
Oh, thank you.
572
00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:16,346
Yeah, we did the right thing.
573
00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:18,949
You better start running!
Okay. I'm going.
574
00:30:18,951 --> 00:30:20,431
I'm running. I'm running.
I'm running.
575
00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:33,030
Molly?
576
00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:35,833
Me... Mel...
577
00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:37,334
Meghan.
578
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,469
Meghan?
579
00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,438
Meghan?
580
00:30:42,974 --> 00:30:44,575
♪ You and me ♪
581
00:30:44,577 --> 00:30:47,311
♪ Are too good to be ♪
582
00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:49,246
♪ Too true to be ♪
583
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,014
Good
morning, Los Angeles.
584
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:52,516
Today's the big day...
Carpocalypse.
585
00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:54,351
It's a heck of a
day for traffic.
586
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,854
My advice to you: Get a helicopter.
587
00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:58,956
There's no traffic in the sky,
I'll tell you that. Whoa!
588
00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,891
Ha. Kidding.
That was a good one.
589
00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:02,492
♪ I don't know ♪
590
00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:04,862
♪ What day it is ♪
591
00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:07,130
♪ 'Cause I've been ♪
592
00:31:07,132 --> 00:31:10,033
♪ Up all night ♪
593
00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:13,537
♪ I don't know what week it is ♪
594
00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:16,940
♪ 'Cause I've been ♪
595
00:31:16,942 --> 00:31:18,375
♪ Up all night ♪
596
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:21,245
♪ I wanna see you I wanna see... ♪
597
00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:22,646
Hey, Meghan.
598
00:31:22,648 --> 00:31:24,481
I'm just calling to make
sure that you got home okay,
599
00:31:24,483 --> 00:31:26,917
'cause things got a
little fuzzy last night.
600
00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:28,952
Hey, babe. What...
601
00:31:28,954 --> 00:31:30,587
What are you doing here?
602
00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:33,123
I like to get up early.
603
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:36,260
Of course you do.
You're like 70.
604
00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:39,296
Just to clarify, what
happened last night?
605
00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:41,531
Everything. Everything?
606
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:43,634
- And by everything, you mean...
- Everything.
607
00:31:43,636 --> 00:31:46,536
- I just passed out...
- Everything but that.
608
00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:49,039
Listen, you got a
banana or something?
609
00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:51,441
I'm sorry. This was a mistake.
610
00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:55,112
I thought I was taking home a
really young, very cute guy.
611
00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:57,481
You must mean my son.
612
00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:59,283
Yeah, we get confused
all the time.
613
00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:01,051
Don't worry about it.
614
00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:02,486
Crazy night. You can party.
615
00:32:02,488 --> 00:32:04,388
Fuck.
616
00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:11,094
Yeah. What you think I'm doing?
I'm on the corner.
617
00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:13,330
Yeah. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
618
00:32:14,966 --> 00:32:16,266
What's up? All right, cool.
619
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,201
Follow that guy down there.
620
00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:23,473
Yeah, baby, what's up?
621
00:32:25,009 --> 00:32:26,576
Sometimes I wonder.
622
00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:29,246
They like the fuckin'
Keystone Kops out there.
623
00:32:31,549 --> 00:32:34,985
All right, later.
624
00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:37,354
Sneaking up on me is a bad idea.
No, no, no.
625
00:32:37,356 --> 00:32:39,022
Hi.
I'm not sneaking up.
626
00:32:39,024 --> 00:32:40,724
I wasn't. I just... No samples.
627
00:32:40,726 --> 00:32:43,327
Keep your zombie ass moving.
628
00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:45,262
I-I just need a little help.
629
00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:46,363
Sir.
630
00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:48,365
Now, I know you can
see I'm working,
631
00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:51,034
and I'm sure you done worked
that ass enough tonight.
632
00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:55,305
You need to get on home.
That's all I want to do.
633
00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,374
And I don't want your drugs.
634
00:32:57,376 --> 00:33:01,011
Excuse me? Oh. I mean...
That was a terrible assumption.
635
00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:03,380
I mean, I don't know if there's...
I wouldn't...
636
00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:04,648
Yeah, you don't know.
You're right.
637
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:06,616
You need to forget what
you think I'm doing.
638
00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:09,052
It's already forgotten.
I'm so sorry about that.
639
00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:10,554
Um, I just want to
borrow your phone.
640
00:33:10,556 --> 00:33:13,023
Can I please make a
call on your phone?
641
00:33:13,025 --> 00:33:15,192
I'm pretty sure today might be the
most important day of my life,
642
00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:16,727
but I really need
to make a call.
643
00:33:16,729 --> 00:33:18,395
Please, I'm...
644
00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:21,598
I am not what you think I am.
645
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,066
I swear.
646
00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:24,768
I'm a good girl.
647
00:33:28,539 --> 00:33:30,607
Oh, shit. You ain't that good.
648
00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:34,644
The police said if they find me
again they're gonna arrest me.
649
00:33:34,646 --> 00:33:38,382
For what? Being a good girl?
650
00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:41,518
It was a misunderstanding...
at worst.
651
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,187
Five-0! Five-O!
Full team's coming.
652
00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:46,223
Oh. You better get lost.
653
00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:48,191
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
654
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:49,760
What the fuck are you doing?
655
00:33:49,762 --> 00:33:51,728
I'm getting lost.
Get lost somewhere else.
656
00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,430
Where? I don't know.
657
00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:55,665
That's why they call
that shit lost.
658
00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:58,268
Bitch, why are you so fast?
659
00:33:58,270 --> 00:33:59,703
I ran track in high school.
660
00:34:02,273 --> 00:34:04,441
Hang on. Hey. Hey,
hey, hey, hey.
661
00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:06,343
Hang on. Hey!
662
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:09,046
Fuckin' yellow-ass Terminator.
663
00:34:12,457 --> 00:34:14,618
I've gotta go home. What are
you still doing behind me?
664
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:17,120
- Get out of here, man!
- I need to get in here.
665
00:34:17,122 --> 00:34:18,655
Get off me. Get away
from me, bitch.
666
00:34:20,598 --> 00:34:22,759
Oh, my God. What are you doing?
Just give me the phone.
667
00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:25,128
You better go back out. Go back out.
I can't go out there.
668
00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:26,596
Go. I can't go out there.
669
00:34:27,765 --> 00:34:29,466
I can't. I can't be
caught out there.
670
00:34:33,104 --> 00:34:34,771
Oh. What the fuck are
you doing in here?
671
00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:38,775
I was one of the
ones runnin' from the Five-O.
672
00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:41,812
- Who the fuck are you?
- Yo, chill. Chill, chill.
673
00:34:41,814 --> 00:34:45,115
- She with me.
- Yeah.
- I'm with him. Yeah.
674
00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:46,516
Just some dumb ho.
675
00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:50,687
You fuckin' stupid?
Look at this bitch.
676
00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:55,225
She a undercover cop wearing what
looks like a Marc Jacobs dress.
677
00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:57,627
You think some raggedy-ass
trick get her hands on that?
678
00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:59,629
Hold the fuck up.
679
00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:05,302
How the fuck you know what a
fuckin' Marc "Jenkins" dress is?
680
00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:09,439
Watch one episode of What Not
to Wear and get back to me.
681
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:12,209
- Bitch is a cop.
- Man, she a trick.
682
00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:13,877
- Cop.
- She's a trick.
683
00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:16,480
No! That's the bitch
from the news.
684
00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:18,682
What? Why you let
Pookie up in here?
685
00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:21,418
Why you let some cop up in here?
Look, she ain't no cop.
686
00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:23,120
That's the bitch from the news.
687
00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:25,122
Channel Six Live at 5:00.
688
00:35:25,124 --> 00:35:27,124
I'm about to put my foot up
in your motherfucking mouth.
689
00:35:27,126 --> 00:35:29,893
I-I'm not a cop. I'm not.
690
00:35:29,895 --> 00:35:31,728
I am... I'm bitch from the news.
691
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:35,432
"For KZLA Live at 5:00
Eyewitness News,"
692
00:35:35,434 --> 00:35:36,867
I'm Meghan Miles.
693
00:35:36,869 --> 00:35:38,435
"Be well."
694
00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:40,403
Pookie, shut the hell up.
695
00:35:40,405 --> 00:35:43,173
Why the hell would
KZLA's Meghan Miles...
696
00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:46,176
be sucking dick for
crack in our hood?
697
00:35:46,178 --> 00:35:48,545
No, I'm not sucking
dick for crack.
698
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:50,447
What you sucking dick for then?
699
00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:52,215
Nothing.
700
00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:54,351
- Shit's free?
- Uh...
701
00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:56,820
So, you ain't sucked
one dick tonight?
702
00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:01,725
Yeah, that's what I thought.
703
00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:03,827
Okay, but it's...
That's not, uh...
704
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:05,495
Look, I'm just lost.
705
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,297
And I just need to
make a phone call.
706
00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:10,300
- I just wanted to borrow your phone.
- Look, right here. Look.
707
00:36:10,302 --> 00:36:13,336
- Oh, my God.
- Bitch from the news.
708
00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:14,437
Yeah. Look at this.
709
00:36:14,439 --> 00:36:17,541
"Be well." I love it.
710
00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:20,177
Oh, shit. It do kind
of look like you.
711
00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:22,946
Yeah. I'm Meghan. Meghan Miles.
712
00:36:22,948 --> 00:36:24,681
Look, bitch from the news,
713
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:27,284
you real good and stuff,
714
00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:30,954
but I just think you need to work on
inviting the audience in a little more.
715
00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:33,223
Earnin' they trust.
716
00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:35,592
You have a natural, approachable beauty.
I like it.
717
00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:38,628
But your delivery is
just a little robotic.
718
00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:42,666
I just feel like you can show
us a little more warmth.
719
00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:45,769
- I know it's in there.
- Pookie, what you smoking on?
720
00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:48,371
Weed laced with embalming fluid.
721
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:49,940
It's pretty good.
722
00:36:49,942 --> 00:36:51,908
No, no, no. I kind of
see what he's sayin'.
723
00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:54,711
Uh-huh. See, it's like
you closed to the world.
724
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,680
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
725
00:36:56,682 --> 00:36:58,615
I mean, look how you holding your
shoulders right now. Mm-hmm.
726
00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:00,717
All closed off...
727
00:37:02,353 --> 00:37:05,555
like you don't trust us.
728
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:08,992
Okay, these are, uh,
excellent points.
729
00:37:08,994 --> 00:37:12,495
Viewer feedback is very
important to me, Mr., uh...
730
00:37:12,497 --> 00:37:14,297
- Hulk.
- Hulk.
731
00:37:14,299 --> 00:37:15,498
- And?
- Scrilla.
732
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,567
Scrilla and Pookie.
733
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,836
- With two O's.
- Okay.
734
00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:23,540
I'm gonna take
everything you said...
735
00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:25,342
I'm going to take it all
under consideration.
736
00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:27,410
I need to get back
to do the news.
737
00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:29,346
Tonight, live at 5:00.
738
00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:32,849
I'm up for a promotion, so it's
really important that I be there.
739
00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:34,551
But I am lost,
740
00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:37,454
and I don't have a
phone or money,
741
00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:39,289
and my car's in the impound lot.
742
00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:43,260
And I am currently standing in the
middle of a ghetto crack house.
743
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:45,295
Sorry. No offense.
744
00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:48,531
- None taken.
- That's a pretty fair description.
745
00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:50,700
Look, I'll tell you what.
746
00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:52,269
I'm going to help you out.
747
00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:54,938
- Yeah. Exactly.
- Give her that one.
748
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,340
Use that one. Okay.
749
00:37:58,476 --> 00:38:00,010
Thank you. You got it.
750
00:38:00,012 --> 00:38:01,611
- Thank you.
- Right over there.
751
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,580
Okay.
752
00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:06,583
- Give me that.
- What happened to that dress?
753
00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:09,953
Since when you watch the news?
I wake up at 5:00. That's what I...
754
00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:11,888
You got a TV?
755
00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:14,958
You see the TV in the back. You need
to sell that shit. You owe me money.
756
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,860
I already paid you.
757
00:38:16,862 --> 00:38:19,896
- Remember my E.B.T. card?
- Shut the hell up.
758
00:38:33,444 --> 00:38:34,978
What's wrong, sweetheart?
759
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,581
I don't know anybody's number.
760
00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:41,584
They were all in my phone.
761
00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:43,586
I use the voice
dialing in my car,
762
00:38:43,588 --> 00:38:46,022
and everyone's on speed dial.
763
00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:48,558
That's some modern-day,
fucked-up shit, huh?
764
00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:51,995
Yeah.
765
00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:54,331
I only know, like,
three numbers.
766
00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:57,801
My parents in Texas, and
I am not calling them.
767
00:38:57,803 --> 00:39:00,503
I know my own number so I
could give it out to people.
768
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:01,971
I'll just... I should
text myself, right?
769
00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:04,441
Someone might get it.
That's a good idea.
770
00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:07,544
Okay. "It's Meghan.
Help. I'm"...
771
00:39:07,546 --> 00:39:09,779
- Where am I?
- The hood.
772
00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:11,881
We more like hood-adjacent.
773
00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:14,984
Hood. Yeah.
774
00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:16,720
So what's the other number?
775
00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:26,129
Who is this?
776
00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:29,366
You woke me up.
777
00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:31,901
Goddamn it, I said who is this?
Just talk.
778
00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:33,670
It's me. It's Meghan.
779
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:37,574
You were never gonna call me.
780
00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:41,945
I had to call you, okay, Kyle?
I had to. Listen.
781
00:39:41,947 --> 00:39:44,681
Breaking up was the
hardest thing I ever did.
782
00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:46,416
Just hold on.
783
00:39:46,418 --> 00:39:48,084
Hang on.
784
00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:50,587
Why are you talking so low?
785
00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:52,889
Are you...
786
00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:56,793
Are you with someone? Is someone
there with you already?
787
00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:59,729
- Are you drunk?
- Technically, probably yes.
788
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,698
Is this a Booty call?
789
00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,600
No! I don't want to
have sex with you.
790
00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:05,735
Damn!
Who you talking to?
791
00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:07,470
It's my ex-fiancé.
792
00:40:07,472 --> 00:40:09,506
Oh, okay. All right.
793
00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:11,107
- Who's that?
- That is Pookie.
794
00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:12,776
He's an acquaintance of mine.
795
00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:15,178
Okay, so then you are
not alone either.
796
00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:17,080
What are you doing?
Why are you calling me?
797
00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:19,115
I called you because I'm
in trouble, Kyle, okay?
798
00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:21,117
I need you to come and get me,
799
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:23,853
and I only knew three
numbers, okay?
800
00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:26,055
You and my parents
and 1-800-FLOWERS,
801
00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:27,991
and I wish to God
it wasn't the case,
802
00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:29,859
but some things just
stick, you know?
803
00:40:29,861 --> 00:40:31,094
I can't get rid of you.
804
00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:33,563
Anybody know any numbers?
I don't know.
805
00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:34,798
I know the bail bond's number.
806
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,767
♪ 800-588-2300 ♪
807
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:39,636
What you gonna need that for?
Empire
808
00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:42,138
I may need some
carpet or something.
809
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:46,009
- Are you in jail? - Not yet, but
it's a distinct possibility.
810
00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:49,078
Sober up. Call a taxi, all right?
I gotta go.
811
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,915
Kyle, who
are you talking to?
812
00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:54,484
Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
there is someone there!
813
00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:55,852
I knew it!
You bastard!
814
00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:58,488
I'm sorry. Please
don't call me again.
815
00:40:58,490 --> 00:41:00,623
Baby, can you please come help me?
It is over, okay?
816
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,525
- Listen...
- Gotta...
817
00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:04,561
Now you listen, motherfucker.
818
00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:06,563
I don't know what the fuck
you did to Meghan Miles...
819
00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:08,031
from the motherfuckin' news,
820
00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:12,068
but you better drag your
cracker-ass out of bed...
821
00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:18,041
And get down to this crack house and
get Meghan Miles the fuck out of here.
822
00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:20,009
She gotta go do the
motherfuckin' news,
823
00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:22,011
or else she won't get
her fuckin' promotion.
824
00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:24,214
Give me that. Yo.
825
00:41:24,216 --> 00:41:27,217
You show one more motherfuckin'
ounce of disrespect to this woman,
826
00:41:27,219 --> 00:41:30,854
and I swear I will track your bitch
ass down and set your ass on fire.
827
00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:33,156
You hear me? Now I got
your number in my phone,
828
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:34,891
but say something else.
829
00:41:34,893 --> 00:41:36,526
Okay. Yes, sir. That's good.
That was so sweet.
830
00:41:36,528 --> 00:41:38,528
Really. Thank you. I got you.
831
00:41:38,530 --> 00:41:40,230
Uh, who's that?
832
00:41:40,232 --> 00:41:42,799
That's Scrilla and Hulk.
They are also acquaintances of mine.
833
00:41:42,801 --> 00:41:45,635
Are you in a crack house?
Yes, Kyle.
834
00:41:45,637 --> 00:41:47,670
That is what I am
trying to tell you.
835
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,739
I am in a crack house.
836
00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:52,075
Oh, shit!
837
00:41:52,077 --> 00:41:54,010
Die slow, motherfucker!
838
00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:00,550
Is this a joke, Meghan?
839
00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:05,522
What the fuck is happening?
840
00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:08,057
Meghan Miles from the
news, you gotta go now.
841
00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:11,060
Go through that door, make a right.
Go down the steps.
842
00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:13,196
You'll see a vent. Jump in it.
It'll take you out the back.
843
00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,964
Go! Go!
844
00:42:16,934 --> 00:42:20,103
You got this, right?
Wait up, bitch from the news.
845
00:42:20,105 --> 00:42:21,871
I'm gonna put
some caps in your ass!
846
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:23,806
Why is this happening to me?
847
00:42:27,177 --> 00:42:28,811
Right down here.
848
00:42:31,782 --> 00:42:33,883
Who the fuck are
you, motherfuckers?
849
00:42:34,985 --> 00:42:36,920
Ooh! Oh!
850
00:42:38,255 --> 00:42:39,722
Aaah!
851
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,658
Oh. My bad. Pookie?
852
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:43,026
Yeah, it's me.
853
00:42:43,028 --> 00:42:45,595
Okay. Come on, to the right.
Come on.
854
00:42:45,597 --> 00:42:46,663
Okay. Now go to the right.
855
00:42:46,665 --> 00:42:51,167
This way, Meghan Miles. Who was that?
Why is that happening?
856
00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:52,969
I don't know. That was insane.
857
00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:54,938
I don't want to get shot.
858
00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:57,307
I was just out having a good time.
Come on.
859
00:42:57,309 --> 00:43:01,177
12th Street crack house.
Shots fired.
860
00:43:01,179 --> 00:43:04,147
Three black males, one Caucasian
female in a yellow dress.
861
00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:06,082
You believe this?
862
00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:09,118
Maybe it's some other white
chick in a yellow dress.
863
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,055
Hey, hey, hey. Whoa.
You saw this lady?
864
00:43:12,057 --> 00:43:14,290
- You gotta talk to the lieutenant.
- No, we don't.
865
00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:16,726
Yeah, you do.
866
00:43:16,728 --> 00:43:19,228
Actually, we do. I know we do.
867
00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:21,197
You're just supposed
to say we don't.
868
00:43:22,299 --> 00:43:24,100
Aw, shit.
869
00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:25,935
Shit, shit.
870
00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:27,070
Go!
871
00:43:29,873 --> 00:43:31,007
Pookie? Huh?
872
00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:34,744
Do you know where
the impound lot is?
873
00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:36,245
Where they tow cars to? Uh...
874
00:43:36,247 --> 00:43:38,181
The tow to. You know where that is?
Is it nearby?
875
00:43:38,183 --> 00:43:40,650
Yes, yes. Okay. The impound lot.
Yeah.
876
00:43:40,652 --> 00:43:43,386
What you want to do, you wanna
take this street all the way down.
877
00:43:43,388 --> 00:43:45,021
Hit Western.
878
00:43:45,023 --> 00:43:47,023
Follow that like it's
your yellow brick road.
879
00:43:47,025 --> 00:43:49,092
You gonna go under the 10.
880
00:43:49,094 --> 00:43:51,027
If you hit Dollar Taco,
you gone too far.
881
00:43:51,029 --> 00:43:53,396
Okay, so the Western and the 10.
You're sure?
882
00:43:53,398 --> 00:43:55,398
Yeah. Yeah, I'm about sure.
883
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,867
But look, don't use the bathroom
at Dollar Taco. It's really bad.
884
00:43:57,869 --> 00:43:59,168
Okay. Don't do it.
885
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:01,004
Thank you. Okay, you be good.
886
00:44:01,006 --> 00:44:02,705
Wait, wait, wait!
What?
887
00:44:07,011 --> 00:44:08,678
Oh, no, no. No, I...
888
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,246
No. Take this.
889
00:44:13,751 --> 00:44:16,085
Pookie, I can't take your crack.
890
00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:18,821
It's worth about
$10 on the street.
891
00:44:18,823 --> 00:44:20,823
But don't smoke it.
892
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,425
It normally doesn't end well,
893
00:44:22,427 --> 00:44:23,993
at least for me.
894
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:27,397
Pookie, I cannot take your crack.
No. No, no.
895
00:44:27,399 --> 00:44:29,065
I insist. Please.
896
00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:31,934
When a crackhead
gives you his crack,
897
00:44:31,936 --> 00:44:34,704
you have his heart right there.
898
00:44:34,706 --> 00:44:38,875
Just remember, shout out your boy
Pookie next time you're on air, okay?
899
00:44:39,877 --> 00:44:42,712
Um, okay.
900
00:44:42,714 --> 00:44:46,449
And don't forget to shout out
Scrilla and Hulk... Yup.
901
00:44:46,451 --> 00:44:48,718
And Skip, Skip-a-doo,
902
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,987
Treezy, B-Bow...
903
00:44:50,989 --> 00:44:52,889
not to be confused with G-Bow...
904
00:44:52,891 --> 00:44:55,758
- Little Markeese and also my Uncle Joseph.
- Sure.
905
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,994
He's locked down in Chino.
906
00:44:58,195 --> 00:44:59,896
Okay.
907
00:44:59,898 --> 00:45:02,165
- Oh, and Meghan Miles?
- Yeah?
908
00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:03,433
Be well.
909
00:45:03,435 --> 00:45:05,368
Be well too.
910
00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:08,137
I'll be well
if I get my ass out of here.
911
00:45:08,139 --> 00:45:10,273
For two years, there's
been a tenuous peace...
912
00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:15,411
Then, all of a sudden, some mystery white
woman in a yellow dress shows up...
913
00:45:15,413 --> 00:45:16,846
and everything goes to shit.
914
00:45:16,848 --> 00:45:18,815
I know. It's crazy.
915
00:45:18,817 --> 00:45:20,216
Add to that, she
Jacks a cabdriver.
916
00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:21,984
Now she's running
with Scrilla's gang.
917
00:45:21,986 --> 00:45:23,920
No, no, no, no.
She's just a hooker.
918
00:45:23,922 --> 00:45:25,288
We saw her at the Point. Yeah.
919
00:45:25,290 --> 00:45:27,256
- And you didn't bring her in?
- I wanted to.
920
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,260
Tell you what, Lieutenant,
921
00:45:31,262 --> 00:45:32,995
How about we just brief the
next shift coming in...
922
00:45:32,997 --> 00:45:35,865
Next shift? Ain't no
next shift for you.
923
00:45:35,867 --> 00:45:37,867
You two can I.D. her.
You're staying on till we bring her in.
924
00:45:37,869 --> 00:45:40,169
Caucasian, yellow dress, hooker.
925
00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:42,238
Back to the streets, fellas.
926
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,974
Sorry. What's wrong with you?
"I wanted to."
927
00:45:44,976 --> 00:45:48,111
Protect and serve.
Go fuck yourself, Vic.
928
00:46:05,362 --> 00:46:07,830
"It's Meghan. Help.
Lost in the Hood."
929
00:46:15,305 --> 00:46:19,509
Who this? Oh, hey. This is...
I'm looking for Meghan.
930
00:46:19,511 --> 00:46:22,211
Bitch from the news? She gone.
931
00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:24,380
Don't call this number
again, motherfucker.
932
00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:53,876
Oh! Ooh. Oh. Sorry.
I didn't see you there.
933
00:46:53,878 --> 00:46:55,545
Ugh. Okay. Hey!
You're Meghan Miles,
934
00:46:55,547 --> 00:46:57,146
that Channel Six news lady.
935
00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:58,981
"I" En vivo!
936
00:46:58,983 --> 00:47:00,516
En vivo. What are you
doing down here?
937
00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:02,518
It's a long story. You don't
have five dollars, do you?
938
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:06,122
- In the store, I do. Can you
wait right here? - Sure.
939
00:47:06,124 --> 00:47:08,891
For five dollars, let me take your
photo and I'll put it on the wall.
940
00:47:08,893 --> 00:47:10,893
Oh. No, no. I can't...
941
00:47:10,895 --> 00:47:12,862
And then I put it on Facebook
and everyone likes it.
942
00:47:12,864 --> 00:47:15,464
No, no. Oh, no, no. You can't
put a photo on Facebook.
943
00:47:15,466 --> 00:47:18,201
No, no photos. I'll send you a head shot.
I'll send you something.
944
00:47:21,305 --> 00:47:23,539
Hey, look! Meghan Miles
on the walk of shame.
945
00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:48,331
Uh, Meghan's phone.
946
00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,266
Who's this? Where's Meghan?
947
00:47:50,268 --> 00:47:55,438
Well, where is she now? Why do you
have her phone? Did you hurt her?
948
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:59,308
No. No, I... We went home
together last night,
949
00:47:59,310 --> 00:48:02,044
and I'm thinking she might be
in some trouble right now.
950
00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:04,647
She left her phone here, and
I have no idea where she is.
951
00:48:04,649 --> 00:48:08,017
You better be telling the truth,
psycho, because I will out-psycho you.
952
00:48:08,019 --> 00:48:10,219
And if you hurt Meghan, I will
reign fucking fury down on you.
953
00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:13,022
Relax.
954
00:48:13,024 --> 00:48:15,625
Where do you live? 244 Traction.
955
00:48:15,627 --> 00:48:19,128
- Where the fuck is that? - It's
downtown near the Sixth Street bridge.
956
00:48:19,130 --> 00:48:21,197
People live there? Yeah. I do.
957
00:48:21,199 --> 00:48:23,599
Buzz 810 when you get here.
958
00:48:23,601 --> 00:48:26,202
All right, well, you stay there
or I'm calling the cops.
959
00:48:28,506 --> 00:48:30,907
- Denise, get up.
- I'm up.
960
00:48:30,909 --> 00:48:33,309
- I can hear your sound machine.
- I need to just lie here.
961
00:48:33,311 --> 00:48:35,111
It's bad. It's really bad.
962
00:48:35,113 --> 00:48:37,914
Denise, just get up. Meghan might
be in trouble. She needs us.
963
00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:39,315
You don't understand. I...
964
00:48:39,317 --> 00:48:42,018
Hey, babe, is everything cool?
965
00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:43,920
Please don't touch me.
966
00:48:43,922 --> 00:48:45,488
Who is that?
967
00:48:45,490 --> 00:48:47,990
I made a terrible
mistake last night.
968
00:48:47,992 --> 00:48:51,260
I think I may have
taken Iggy Pop home.
969
00:49:07,477 --> 00:49:10,479
All right, all right.
What's up? What's up?
970
00:49:11,248 --> 00:49:13,582
There you go. Mm-hmm.
971
00:49:17,988 --> 00:49:20,022
What the fuck is this?
972
00:49:20,024 --> 00:49:21,991
Hi. All right.
973
00:49:21,993 --> 00:49:24,260
Hey, I don't wanna
waste anyone's time.
974
00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:28,164
I'm gonna assume that
you're a crack dealer.
975
00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:30,967
And, um, I was wondering if
you wanted a little more.
976
00:49:30,969 --> 00:49:32,735
A little more what?
977
00:49:32,737 --> 00:49:34,437
A little more crack.
978
00:49:34,439 --> 00:49:38,074
You know, like, maybe I could
cash it in for some money.
979
00:49:38,076 --> 00:49:40,409
You wanna sell me crack?
980
00:49:40,411 --> 00:49:43,679
Well, I technically don't wanna sell
it because I think that that's wrong.
981
00:49:43,681 --> 00:49:46,282
But I was hoping that maybe
make a return or something.
982
00:49:46,284 --> 00:49:48,684
Oh. Okay. A return. Yeah.
983
00:49:48,686 --> 00:49:50,353
You got the receipt?
984
00:49:50,355 --> 00:49:52,021
The...
985
00:49:52,023 --> 00:49:54,590
Uh... Or maybe the
box it came in?
986
00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:57,126
Oh, come on, man, I
just have the crack.
987
00:49:57,128 --> 00:49:59,095
Oh, you just got the crack?
Yeah, that's all I have.
988
00:49:59,097 --> 00:50:01,497
And I just thought, you know,
you could add it to your stash,
989
00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,532
Uh-huh. Give me, like, 10 bucks,
990
00:50:03,534 --> 00:50:05,894
and then you can sell it for
more, and that's good business.
991
00:50:07,571 --> 00:50:10,406
You don't walk into McDonald's
with your own hamburgers...
992
00:50:10,408 --> 00:50:12,508
and try to sell it to 'em.
993
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:15,011
You know why? Because they already
got their own hamburgers.
994
00:50:15,013 --> 00:50:18,314
They're not gonna look at your
hamburgers and be like, "Oh, shit."
995
00:50:18,316 --> 00:50:20,683
She's got hamburgers.
That looks like a good deal.
996
00:50:20,685 --> 00:50:23,352
"Maybe I could buy 'em, turn around
and sell 'em for twice as much."
997
00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:26,322
Crack is all the same, right?
It's just this little thing.
998
00:50:26,324 --> 00:50:28,357
Put that shit away. What the fuck
you doing, trying to set me up?
999
00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:32,395
I'm saying that it would be very
easy to pass off as your own crack.
1000
00:50:32,397 --> 00:50:33,662
It's probably all from the
same place, isn't it?
1001
00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:38,234
I technically got it from Pookie
who, I'm sure, got it from Scrilla.
1002
00:50:38,236 --> 00:50:40,169
Scrilla? Yeah, yeah.
It's his crack.
1003
00:50:40,171 --> 00:50:43,172
You wanna unload Scrilla's shit on
my corner, pass it off as my own?
1004
00:50:43,174 --> 00:50:45,775
You got a death wish, lady? Yo, Ladeke!
What?
1005
00:50:45,777 --> 00:50:48,210
Who's Ladeke? Deal with this shit.
School this bitch right now.
1006
00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:49,311
You're in the wrong territory.
This is the Figueroa Crew, man.
1007
00:50:49,313 --> 00:50:51,047
I'm going.
1008
00:50:51,049 --> 00:50:53,182
- No, no, no, no, no.
- I'm not done with you.
1009
00:50:53,184 --> 00:50:58,554
- I'm getting on the bus.
- Come back here, man. You wanna disrespect me?
1010
00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:00,156
Yo, Ladeke, what
am I, a sparrow?
1011
00:51:00,158 --> 00:51:02,658
When I whistle, you
got to respond!
1012
00:51:04,528 --> 00:51:06,462
You can't be behind the line.
1013
00:51:06,464 --> 00:51:08,664
This one? There's two sides.
1014
00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:10,733
Is this the side?
You on the wrong side.
1015
00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:12,468
Okay, okay, great.
1016
00:51:12,470 --> 00:51:14,437
$1.50.
1017
00:51:16,106 --> 00:51:18,207
You, blondie.
1018
00:51:18,209 --> 00:51:20,776
Uh, yes. Yes.
1019
00:51:20,778 --> 00:51:22,545
$1.50.
1020
00:51:22,547 --> 00:51:25,648
Such a good round... number.
1021
00:51:25,650 --> 00:51:27,616
- Where's your money?
- Oh, it's, uh...
1022
00:51:27,618 --> 00:51:29,518
You know what?
You can just keep going.
1023
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,787
It's, um... It's here somewhere.
1024
00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:33,456
It's, um...
1025
00:51:34,124 --> 00:51:36,459
Shame.
1026
00:51:36,461 --> 00:51:38,427
Are... Are you talking to me?
1027
00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:40,596
Have you no shame?
1028
00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:42,765
I don't know who you think you
are, Judgey Judgey Judgeyson,
1029
00:51:42,767 --> 00:51:45,835
but I am... You know, don't...
I'm just trying to get to work.
1030
00:51:45,837 --> 00:51:48,637
Why don't you get your
pimp to drive you?
1031
00:51:48,639 --> 00:51:51,207
These people are good people.
1032
00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:54,710
Oh, I'm sorry. I missed the
sign "good people only."
1033
00:51:54,712 --> 00:51:57,413
How do you know what is in my soul?
Hey!
1034
00:51:57,415 --> 00:51:59,782
Oh, I can tell. I can tell.
$1.50.
1035
00:51:59,784 --> 00:52:03,419
Okay. Does the $1.50 need
to be paid at every stop...
1036
00:52:03,421 --> 00:52:05,454
or does it cover the
entire journey?
1037
00:52:07,157 --> 00:52:08,691
Are you for serious?
1038
00:52:08,693 --> 00:52:10,593
I am for serious.
1039
00:52:10,595 --> 00:52:13,662
Do you take credit cards? Yeah.
You can swipe it right there.
1040
00:52:13,664 --> 00:52:18,400
Really? That is amazing,
innovative technology...
1041
00:52:18,402 --> 00:52:20,402
that you can just...
1042
00:52:20,404 --> 00:52:22,538
Do you take debit cards?
1043
00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:24,673
Do you have a debit card?
1044
00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:27,143
I do not.
1045
00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:28,911
Listen. I'm gonna
give you some advice.
1046
00:52:28,913 --> 00:52:30,746
Sure.
1047
00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:32,481
You might wanna think about
another line of work,
1048
00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,150
'cause you ain't
no good at this.
1049
00:52:34,152 --> 00:52:35,751
If you ain't even got $1.50,
1050
00:52:35,753 --> 00:52:39,722
you probably should think
about retiring as a whore.
1051
00:52:39,724 --> 00:52:44,660
And if you do scrape up $1.50, use
it to buy yourself a sandwich.
1052
00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:47,229
That's the reason you
can't turn no tricks...
1053
00:52:47,231 --> 00:52:48,831
'cause you ain't got
no meat on your bones.
1054
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,200
Now, that advice was free,
1055
00:52:51,202 --> 00:52:53,435
but this ride is $1.50.
1056
00:52:53,437 --> 00:52:56,605
So you can pay that or you
can get your ass off my bus.
1057
00:52:56,607 --> 00:53:01,177
Okay. I just need to get as far away
from this gang territory as possible.
1058
00:53:01,179 --> 00:53:02,811
Really?
1059
00:53:02,813 --> 00:53:05,447
If you want, I can sit down
and tell you the whole story.
1060
00:53:05,449 --> 00:53:08,884
- No.
- No, no. You don't have to get up.
1061
00:53:08,886 --> 00:53:10,686
You ain't nothing but
a skinny crack whore.
1062
00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:12,655
Now get your ass off my bus.
1063
00:53:12,657 --> 00:53:15,958
I am not a crack whore.
I... I...
1064
00:53:16,726 --> 00:53:18,861
- Hmm.
- Oh, that's...
1065
00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:22,565
But this is... this is part of that long
story that I wanted to tell you about.
1066
00:53:22,567 --> 00:53:24,733
Okay, this... Ugh!
Yech!
1067
00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:33,509
You did good. You did good.
1068
00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:43,819
All right, here it is.
1069
00:53:43,821 --> 00:53:46,889
Could I conduct the interviews this time?
Hey, knock yourself out.
1070
00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:48,857
X22.
1071
00:53:48,859 --> 00:53:50,492
Latest report has Caucasian
woman in yellow dress...
1072
00:53:50,494 --> 00:53:53,929
ejected from municipal
bus 32, Western line.
1073
00:53:53,931 --> 00:53:56,432
This sounds like a
psychotic break.
1074
00:53:56,434 --> 00:53:58,467
That's pretty good there, Dr.
Phil.
1075
00:53:58,469 --> 00:54:01,237
Uh, X22 responding.
1076
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:02,771
Hey, Dan. Yeah.
1077
00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:05,474
I'm just working on the
new Granny Bandit story.
1078
00:54:05,476 --> 00:54:08,410
Oh, Granny's old news. I think
we have a better story brewing.
1079
00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:10,946
The discord at this
year's G8 summit?
1080
00:54:10,948 --> 00:54:12,781
Don't be a smart-ass.
1081
00:54:12,783 --> 00:54:14,583
The network is coming
to see Meghan today.
1082
00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:17,286
- We have to do a great show.
- Yeah.
1083
00:54:17,288 --> 00:54:19,288
- Have you seen her yet?
- Nope.
1084
00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:22,258
Did you try and call her?
Yes. Several times.
1085
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:24,560
All right, if you were Meghan
Miles, where would you be?
1086
00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:37,806
Nothing to see here.
1087
00:54:55,826 --> 00:54:57,526
Lord?
1088
00:55:08,705 --> 00:55:11,006
Hello.
1089
00:55:11,008 --> 00:55:13,809
Hello. Hello. Hi.
1090
00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:15,477
Oh.
1091
00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:18,447
Hi.
1092
00:55:18,449 --> 00:55:19,915
Can you help me?
1093
00:55:22,619 --> 00:55:24,720
But this is a place
of worship, right?
1094
00:55:24,722 --> 00:55:27,856
A house of God? You're a rabbi.
No.
1095
00:55:27,858 --> 00:55:29,858
Oh, you're not a...
Isn't that what they're called?
1096
00:55:29,860 --> 00:55:32,494
You're obviously a temptress
sent here to test my faith.
1097
00:55:32,496 --> 00:55:34,029
Oh.
1098
00:55:34,031 --> 00:55:37,032
Stimulation is a distraction
from, and an offense to, God.
1099
00:55:38,468 --> 00:55:40,703
And with an uncovered head.
1100
00:55:40,705 --> 00:55:43,505
And this dress.
1101
00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:46,508
I shouldn't look. Okay, can you
please just... Please, just go.
1102
00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:48,510
Come on.
1103
00:55:48,512 --> 00:55:50,746
You're telling me in
this day and age,
1104
00:55:50,748 --> 00:55:53,816
you're not going to let me use
the bathroom or make a call...
1105
00:55:53,818 --> 00:55:55,884
or-or give me bus fare?
1106
00:55:57,487 --> 00:55:59,788
Yeah, I just need...
I need $1.50.
1107
00:55:59,790 --> 00:56:02,358
No, no. Look, there are no
women allowed in there, okay?
1108
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,526
Women are kept
separate from the men.
1109
00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:08,130
In fact, our men aren't even
allowed to hear a woman sing.
1110
00:56:08,132 --> 00:56:11,033
It's just bus fare.
1111
00:56:11,035 --> 00:56:14,603
That's really all I need.
No one will know.
1112
00:56:14,605 --> 00:56:16,772
There's no one here.
It's just us.
1113
00:56:19,976 --> 00:56:22,544
Okay. Look, of all
the prohibitions,
1114
00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:27,116
I love the female voice
mixing in the wind.
1115
00:56:27,118 --> 00:56:29,485
The lilt. The sweetness.
1116
00:56:29,487 --> 00:56:31,019
Hmm.
1117
00:56:31,021 --> 00:56:33,622
Now, I know I cannot touch.
1118
00:56:34,991 --> 00:56:38,994
But can not my ears touch?
1119
00:56:38,996 --> 00:56:43,065
A small price of $1.50 would eagerly
be paid for such a delight.
1120
00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:48,036
Forbidden, though it is.
1121
00:56:51,107 --> 00:56:53,442
Um...
1122
00:56:53,444 --> 00:56:56,044
♪ I threw a wish in a well ♪
1123
00:56:56,046 --> 00:56:58,847
♪ Don't ask me I'll never tell ♪
1124
00:56:58,849 --> 00:57:00,983
♪ I looked to you as it fell ♪
1125
00:57:00,985 --> 00:57:03,051
♪ But now you're in my way ♪
1126
00:57:03,053 --> 00:57:04,553
Please don't stop.
1127
00:57:04,555 --> 00:57:07,556
♪ Your stare was holding ♪
1128
00:57:07,558 --> 00:57:09,691
Ripped jeans
Skin was showing.
1129
00:57:09,693 --> 00:57:12,628
♪ Hot night Wind was blowing ♪
1130
00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:15,130
Where you think
you're going, baby?
1131
00:57:15,132 --> 00:57:18,100
♪ Hey, I just met you ♪
1132
00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:20,202
♪ And this is crazy ♪
1133
00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:22,471
♪ But here's my number ♪
1134
00:57:22,473 --> 00:57:25,641
♪ Call me maybe ♪
1135
00:57:26,811 --> 00:57:29,778
♪ Call me maybe ♪
1136
00:57:29,780 --> 00:57:31,914
- Moshe, what's happening here?
- Uh...
1137
00:57:31,916 --> 00:57:34,683
Hello. I don't know.
She-She-She just appeared.
1138
00:57:34,685 --> 00:57:36,618
She... She wants money.
1139
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:40,823
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no.
I sang for you, and you owe me.
1140
00:57:40,825 --> 00:57:42,858
What's that?
1141
00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:45,461
He called you a witch. Okay,
what is wrong with you?
1142
00:57:45,463 --> 00:57:47,983
You've got to have some money in
your pocket. No, no, you can't!
1143
00:57:50,767 --> 00:57:53,168
- Wait, wait!
- Stop her!
1144
00:57:53,170 --> 00:57:56,905
Possible hate crime at
Wilshire "Ha"... "Ha"...
1145
00:57:56,907 --> 00:57:59,208
"Ha"... "Ha"... "Ha"... "Ha"...
1146
00:57:59,210 --> 00:58:01,009
- "Habad."
- Chabad.
1147
00:58:01,011 --> 00:58:02,711
"Habad." Shit.
1148
00:58:02,713 --> 00:58:06,482
- It's a place of worship.
- Yellow dress, seen...
1149
00:58:10,253 --> 00:58:11,987
Hi.
1150
00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:14,690
Do you, uh... Hi.
1151
00:58:14,692 --> 00:58:17,559
I don't have... Leave me alone.
Okay.
1152
00:58:20,029 --> 00:58:21,830
Hi. I'm Gordon.
1153
00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:24,666
You are so not her type.
I get it though.
1154
00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:26,635
You guys wanna come in?
1155
00:58:29,572 --> 00:58:32,541
What is this, an artist loft?
Are you a hipster?
1156
00:58:32,543 --> 00:58:35,210
Uh, no, not a hipster. I can't
grow a convincing enough beard.
1157
00:58:35,212 --> 00:58:38,580
Oh, my God. A single man with a cat. Wow.
1158
00:58:38,582 --> 00:58:41,517
She's a rescue. What a guy.
1159
00:58:41,519 --> 00:58:43,051
Why do you look so familiar?
1160
00:58:43,053 --> 00:58:45,020
I was also your
bartender last night.
1161
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:47,222
I gave you all your seven
or eight rounds of shots.
1162
00:58:47,224 --> 00:58:50,859
Oh, so you, uh, stalk 'em, you get
'em drunk, then you take them home.
1163
00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:53,862
That is not how it happened, okay?
She needed help.
1164
00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:56,565
I was trying to help her, and we...
well, we kind of hit it off.
1165
00:58:56,567 --> 00:58:58,800
Denise, four-point douche test.
Go.
1166
00:58:58,802 --> 00:59:01,803
What? Have you ever
been to a strip club?
1167
00:59:01,805 --> 00:59:03,939
Yes, but they make
me uncomfortable.
1168
00:59:03,941 --> 00:59:06,041
What do you call your penis?
My penis.
1169
00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:08,577
- That's hot.
- Denise, Focus.
1170
00:59:08,579 --> 00:59:11,680
Sorry. How do you feel about Robert
Pattinson? Not my favorite actor.
1171
00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:14,149
You shut your mouth. Okay.
1172
00:59:14,151 --> 00:59:15,984
Can I get a "whoop, whoop"?
Whoop, whoop.
1173
00:59:15,986 --> 00:59:17,686
No. Don't ever do that again.
1174
00:59:17,688 --> 00:59:23,091
Kill an innocent dog or cheat on your
girlfriend? Cheat on my girlfriend.
1175
00:59:23,093 --> 00:59:24,726
I'm not going to kill an innocent dog.
That's sick.
1176
00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:27,729
You passed. Okay.
So, we're good?
1177
00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:29,631
- Can I get a hot chocolate?
- Not so fast.
1178
00:59:29,633 --> 00:59:31,166
Which one is Karlin?
1179
00:59:31,168 --> 00:59:33,101
Hi. Dan.
1180
00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:35,270
Josh Feldman, CNB.
1181
00:59:35,272 --> 00:59:37,606
Jordan Gethers, CNB.
1182
00:59:37,608 --> 00:59:39,808
Ah. Dan Karlin, KZLA.
1183
00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:42,644
So, Miss Miles... Where is she?
1184
00:59:42,646 --> 00:59:45,080
Oh. Well, normally, Meghan
would be here by now.
1185
00:59:45,082 --> 00:59:48,984
But knowing Meghan, she's out
in the field doing research.
1186
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:57,292
Daddy, look. Look.
1187
00:59:57,294 --> 01:00:00,128
I think that's Lindsay Lohan. No, honey.
Just keep walking.
1188
01:00:09,373 --> 01:00:13,241
Operator.
1189
01:00:13,243 --> 01:00:16,178
How may I help you? Yes.
Hi. Yes. I need help.
1190
01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:18,981
I'm in trouble and... Let
me transfer you to 911.
1191
01:00:18,983 --> 01:00:21,383
No, no. No police. I don't need the police.
I just need help making a call.
1192
01:00:21,385 --> 01:00:23,852
I don't know any numbers and
I don't have any money.
1193
01:00:23,854 --> 01:00:27,022
I can call collect for you or if
you know of any toll-free numbers.
1194
01:00:27,024 --> 01:00:30,092
I know a toll-free number.
Uh... Uh, yes.
1195
01:00:30,094 --> 01:00:32,194
Okay, listen. Can you
please connect me...
1196
01:00:32,196 --> 01:00:34,863
KZLA tip line.
What's your news tip?
1197
01:00:34,865 --> 01:00:36,732
Yes! Hi! Hi!
1198
01:00:36,734 --> 01:00:38,233
Hallelujah.
1199
01:00:38,235 --> 01:00:40,202
It's Meghan Miles.
1200
01:00:40,204 --> 01:00:43,138
Oh, I just need to speak
with Dan Karlin, please.
1201
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:45,073
If you'd like to speak
to an employee,
1202
01:00:45,075 --> 01:00:47,109
you can call him or her
on their private line.
1203
01:00:47,111 --> 01:00:49,011
Okay, great. Can you give
me Dan's number, please?
1204
01:00:49,013 --> 01:00:51,380
No, 'cause it's private.
1205
01:00:51,382 --> 01:00:55,684
No, no. Okay, it's Meghan Miles.
From the news.
1206
01:00:55,686 --> 01:00:58,186
If your news is that you're
Meghan Miles from the news,
1207
01:00:58,188 --> 01:01:00,255
then that's not news
'cause it's not true.
1208
01:01:00,257 --> 01:01:03,025
Now, if you don't have any
news, please hang up.
1209
01:01:03,027 --> 01:01:05,260
No, no. I need to speak with Dan...
Dan Kar...
1210
01:01:07,431 --> 01:01:09,297
You...
1211
01:01:29,318 --> 01:01:33,221
So, you drove her home in her car.
Yes. That's right.
1212
01:01:33,223 --> 01:01:37,793
Why didn't you take your car?
I don't have a car.
1213
01:01:37,795 --> 01:01:40,962
You don't have a car in the city of
Los Angeles. How do you get around?
1214
01:01:40,964 --> 01:01:43,131
I take public
transportation mostly.
1215
01:01:43,133 --> 01:01:44,933
I will take the bus
to work normally.
1216
01:01:44,935 --> 01:01:46,968
Sometimes I take the subway.
1217
01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:49,037
You son of a bitch!
You killed her!
1218
01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:51,406
Jesus! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Denise!
1219
01:01:51,408 --> 01:01:54,743
He is lying to us.
There's no subway in Los Angeles.
1220
01:01:54,745 --> 01:01:56,812
- Yes, there is.
- Where? How come I've never seen it?
1221
01:01:56,814 --> 01:01:58,346
It's underground.
1222
01:02:00,283 --> 01:02:02,184
Right. Okay.
1223
01:02:03,086 --> 01:02:04,920
Sorry about that.
1224
01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:07,022
Okay. So, she left her phone.
1225
01:02:07,024 --> 01:02:09,257
Uh, what else did she leave?
1226
01:02:09,259 --> 01:02:13,261
She didn't come in with much. She had
her phone and her keys. I had her keys.
1227
01:02:13,263 --> 01:02:14,429
Well, where did you put them?
1228
01:02:14,431 --> 01:02:15,671
Over by the door, on the table.
1229
01:02:17,266 --> 01:02:21,002
The keys aren't here.
So she probably has her keys.
1230
01:02:21,004 --> 01:02:23,271
She has her key? That's great.
1231
01:02:23,273 --> 01:02:25,073
She has the Keytective key
service on her key chain.
1232
01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:28,477
Keytective Find
your keys with ease.
1233
01:02:28,479 --> 01:02:31,113
What in God's name are
you rambling on about?
1234
01:02:31,115 --> 01:02:32,314
It's a little thing that
goes on your key chain...
1235
01:02:32,316 --> 01:02:34,349
and it has a little
computer inside,
1236
01:02:34,351 --> 01:02:37,886
and somehow they can figure
out where the heck you are.
1237
01:02:37,888 --> 01:02:42,157
Anyway, I told Meghan about it.
She thought it was sensible.
1238
01:02:42,159 --> 01:02:46,328
Let's call from the car, see if
the service number's in there.
1239
01:02:46,330 --> 01:02:48,263
No, no. Wait a minute.
She just got a text.
1240
01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:51,199
"Miles, wrong day to be M.I.A.
W.T.F."
1241
01:02:51,201 --> 01:02:52,901
- "What the fuck."
- "Network is here.
1242
01:02:52,903 --> 01:02:55,537
Job's yours if you can just get
here for a newscast. Karlin."
1243
01:02:55,539 --> 01:02:58,273
Karlin is her boss. Oh, my God.
We have to find her.
1244
01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:00,142
So, Mr. Karlin,
to your knowledge,
1245
01:03:00,144 --> 01:03:02,911
any questionable Flickr images,
1246
01:03:02,913 --> 01:03:06,915
tweets, pics, I.M.'s, e-mails,
Facebook status updates,
1247
01:03:06,917 --> 01:03:09,985
Yelp reviews, anything at all
associated with Meghan Miles?
1248
01:03:09,987 --> 01:03:13,488
No. Uh, Meghan Miles
is a good girl.
1249
01:03:31,908 --> 01:03:34,276
Okay. Come on.
1250
01:03:36,345 --> 01:03:38,180
Locked.
1251
01:03:45,855 --> 01:03:48,023
- Oh.
- Lady, what are you doing with my bike?
1252
01:03:48,025 --> 01:03:49,491
I'm really, really sorry.
1253
01:03:49,493 --> 01:03:52,561
But I'm gonna need
to borrow your bike.
1254
01:03:52,563 --> 01:03:56,298
I got to get to my car.
I got to get my life back.
1255
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:59,401
Have you ever had one
of those days...
1256
01:03:59,403 --> 01:04:01,903
where everything you
do just goes wrong?
1257
01:04:01,905 --> 01:04:05,574
And no matter how hard you try
or how good your intentions,
1258
01:04:05,576 --> 01:04:10,979
life just keeps beating,
beating you down, huh?
1259
01:04:12,281 --> 01:04:14,516
Well, I could really use
a friend right now.
1260
01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:17,285
So if you just let
me borrow your bike,
1261
01:04:17,287 --> 01:04:20,088
I'll have it back
to you in no time.
1262
01:04:20,090 --> 01:04:21,890
Really, I promise.
1263
01:04:21,892 --> 01:04:25,026
It would just be so great
if you could help me out.
1264
01:04:26,429 --> 01:04:28,129
Okay.
1265
01:04:29,632 --> 01:04:32,634
Oh, kid. You're an angel.
1266
01:04:32,636 --> 01:04:35,103
Show me your boobs and I'll
let you borrow my bike.
1267
01:04:38,274 --> 01:04:39,608
Boobies.
1268
01:04:43,212 --> 01:04:46,548
I had higher hopes for you.
1269
01:04:46,550 --> 01:04:48,617
Yeah, let's go. Get over here.
Come on.
1270
01:04:48,619 --> 01:04:50,352
All right, get in close.
1271
01:04:52,121 --> 01:04:54,256
Close your eyes first.
1272
01:04:56,392 --> 01:04:58,660
- I'm calling your mother.
- What are you doing?
1273
01:04:58,662 --> 01:05:01,563
That's my bike! Hey!
1274
01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:03,665
X22. Olympic public Library.
1275
01:05:03,667 --> 01:05:07,135
Bike stolen. Suspect is
female in yellow dress.
1276
01:05:07,137 --> 01:05:09,471
It really seems like she wants to get caught.
1277
01:05:09,473 --> 01:05:12,107
She's like a criminal beacon,
sending off signals.
1278
01:05:12,109 --> 01:05:15,277
- Where did you get that from?
- The detective's exam manual.
1279
01:05:15,279 --> 01:05:21,349
Good afternoon, Los
Angeles. Carpocalypse is in full swing.
1280
01:05:21,351 --> 01:05:25,453
So if you're crazy enough to be on the
freeways, may God have mercy on you.
1281
01:05:25,455 --> 01:05:27,122
Which He won't.
1282
01:05:30,693 --> 01:05:33,995
Gordon, this is what a car looks like.
Oh, thank you.
1283
01:05:33,997 --> 01:05:36,097
This is so exciting!
1284
01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:39,034
Keytective. Right here in her phone.
Calling. Calling, calling.
1285
01:05:39,036 --> 01:05:41,937
Keytective operator assist.
Who am I speaking to?
1286
01:05:41,939 --> 01:05:43,471
Uh... Meghan.
1287
01:05:43,473 --> 01:05:45,206
- Miles.
- Miles.
1288
01:05:45,208 --> 01:05:47,309
Meghan Miles. That's me.
1289
01:05:47,311 --> 01:05:50,045
Okay, Mr. Miles, what
is your password?
1290
01:05:50,047 --> 01:05:53,214
Uh... Password.
1291
01:05:53,216 --> 01:05:55,083
The... Is it mother's
maiden name?
1292
01:05:55,085 --> 01:05:56,718
The hint is your pet's name.
1293
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,987
Mr. T. My dog's name is Mr. T.
1294
01:05:58,989 --> 01:06:01,623
- Yeah, we went deep last night.
- I bet you did.
1295
01:06:01,625 --> 01:06:04,426
Let me just run a trace on
your ignition key's G.P.S.
1296
01:06:04,428 --> 01:06:06,661
Great. They're running a trace.
Wow.
1297
01:06:06,663 --> 01:06:09,030
So, you actually banged
Meghan last night.
1298
01:06:09,032 --> 01:06:12,167
I am really proud of her for letting go.
I really am.
1299
01:06:12,169 --> 01:06:14,436
Was she a freak? I bet she was.
1300
01:06:14,438 --> 01:06:17,973
- I'm not talking about the details with you.
- Did she juggle your balls?
1301
01:06:17,975 --> 01:06:20,141
Did she slap you around a little
bit, tell you you're pretty?
1302
01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:21,710
Um... 'Cause you're pretty.
1303
01:06:21,712 --> 01:06:25,113
You saw this little in the
yellow dress steal your bike?
1304
01:06:25,115 --> 01:06:27,415
She was really scary.
1305
01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:30,385
- You got a good look at her? - Yeah.
- She had these, like, crazy eyes.
1306
01:06:32,254 --> 01:06:33,555
All right, kid. Come with us.
1307
01:06:33,557 --> 01:06:35,323
Hop in. We'll do a
ride-along, okay?
1308
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:37,592
But when we find her,
1309
01:06:37,594 --> 01:06:40,061
I want five minutes
alone with her, okay?
1310
01:06:40,063 --> 01:06:42,197
Not okay, creepy kid.
1311
01:06:42,199 --> 01:06:43,598
Get in the back. Be happy
that you're coming.
1312
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,400
Just concentrate on
apprehending the perp.
1313
01:06:45,402 --> 01:06:46,602
It's like the fucking Goonies.
1314
01:06:48,637 --> 01:06:51,573
What? No. I wouldn't want
that even if she'd agree to it.
1315
01:06:51,575 --> 01:06:53,141
Why? Is that something that you...
like?
1316
01:06:53,143 --> 01:06:54,776
It's just a pinky.
1317
01:06:54,778 --> 01:07:01,182
I can see that the key is at Rossmore and
Normandie. But it seems to be moving.
1318
01:07:07,157 --> 01:07:09,324
It's moving west on Normandie.
1319
01:07:09,326 --> 01:07:12,794
West on Normandie. Okay. Great.
Rose, go to Norton and Wilshire.
1320
01:07:12,796 --> 01:07:16,664
- I don't know where I am.
- Three more blocks and then make a right.
1321
01:07:16,666 --> 01:07:19,367
Hey, driver, you got to go faster.
We have to find the bike.
1322
01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:22,637
It's "Officer." "Driver"? What,
your dad rich or something?
1323
01:07:22,639 --> 01:07:25,507
My dad's taxes pay your bills.
Find the bike.
1324
01:07:25,509 --> 01:07:28,710
Kid, if you don't shut up, I'm going
to drop you off right on this corner.
1325
01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:30,645
God, I just want
to find my bike!
1326
01:07:30,647 --> 01:07:32,714
And I just want to
be fucking fishing!
1327
01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:35,083
Oh, my God.
1328
01:07:35,085 --> 01:07:36,618
Oh, come on.
There you go.
1329
01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:38,253
You've really hurt
his feelings now.
1330
01:07:38,255 --> 01:07:40,221
Well, the kid's an asshole.
1331
01:07:40,223 --> 01:07:42,524
And here we are on the 101.
1332
01:07:42,526 --> 01:07:45,693
Looking down on the gorgeous San Fernando
Valley, home of the porn industry,
1333
01:07:45,695 --> 01:07:49,264
where I had the opportunity to
work at one point in my career.
1334
01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:50,832
I worked the boom mic.
1335
01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:53,101
But did that stop me
from getting gonorrhea?
1336
01:07:53,103 --> 01:07:58,706
Any available Rampart.
Any available Rampart. Come in.
1337
01:08:00,509 --> 01:08:03,378
- What are you smoking?
- It's an e-cig.
1338
01:08:03,380 --> 01:08:05,447
Fake cigarette. That's dumb.
1339
01:08:05,449 --> 01:08:07,449
I smoke weed.
1340
01:08:07,451 --> 01:08:09,150
Great. Now we have
to arrest you.
1341
01:08:09,152 --> 01:08:11,820
- No. I was kidding.
- Well, you're already in the back.
1342
01:08:11,822 --> 01:08:14,089
- Why is this kid here?
- He's a witness.
1343
01:08:14,091 --> 01:08:16,624
The yellow dress
is going to give her away.
1344
01:08:16,626 --> 01:08:19,527
You...
1345
01:08:19,529 --> 01:08:20,795
Over there! Over there!
There she is.
1346
01:08:20,797 --> 01:08:22,297
All right! Make a U-turn. Hurry!
1347
01:08:23,866 --> 01:08:26,201
Go back! All right,
all right, relax!
1348
01:08:30,239 --> 01:08:33,159
Come on!
Drive faster! Stop banging on the glass!
1349
01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:46,221
There it is!
I see the bike.
1350
01:08:46,223 --> 01:08:48,289
Bingo. She's here.
1351
01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:56,731
Stay in the car.
X22 pursuing suspect on foot.
1352
01:08:56,733 --> 01:08:59,801
Entering parking lot, corner
of Vermont and Third.
1353
01:09:03,839 --> 01:09:08,209
Miko, is that you? Come.
1354
01:09:08,211 --> 01:09:09,777
- Uh...
- Police officer.
1355
01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:12,313
Oh, no. Hello, hello.
1356
01:09:15,317 --> 01:09:18,920
No. Uh, new girl.
1357
01:09:18,922 --> 01:09:21,222
Oh, new girl.
1358
01:09:21,224 --> 01:09:23,224
Okay, let's do this.
1359
01:09:23,226 --> 01:09:26,361
You know what to do? God.
1360
01:09:26,363 --> 01:09:28,530
I am never doing shots again.
1361
01:09:28,532 --> 01:09:30,565
And use plenty of lube.
1362
01:09:36,505 --> 01:09:40,241
X22, we are in pursuit
inside the Happy Oasis Spa.
1363
01:09:40,243 --> 01:09:42,944
- Copy that.
- You. What you fellows want?
1364
01:09:42,946 --> 01:09:44,612
Ma'am, we're in
pursuit of a suspect.
1365
01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:46,347
We just want to look
around a little bit.
1366
01:09:46,349 --> 01:09:49,350
You're not my guy. I took
care of my guy already.
1367
01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:51,619
What does that mean, Walter?
1368
01:09:51,621 --> 01:09:53,254
Don't worry about it.
1369
01:09:54,356 --> 01:09:58,426
Oh, yeah, yeah. I like.
1370
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:02,430
Ohh!
1371
01:10:02,432 --> 01:10:04,566
Oh, this is good.
1372
01:10:07,304 --> 01:10:12,774
Okay, she stopped moving. We got an
address. Let's do this. Let's go get her.
1373
01:10:12,776 --> 01:10:15,210
No, no. I go call my
guy at the station.
1374
01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:17,212
My guy, Vic. Okay?
1375
01:10:17,214 --> 01:10:18,680
You know Vic?
1376
01:10:18,682 --> 01:10:20,348
Hilarious.
1377
01:10:20,350 --> 01:10:22,650
So, new girl, what's your name?
1378
01:10:22,652 --> 01:10:25,687
Kim... Jong... Il.
1379
01:10:25,689 --> 01:10:28,890
That's beautiful name. Listen.
1380
01:10:28,892 --> 01:10:31,359
Can you push harder
on muscle, please?
1381
01:10:31,361 --> 01:10:33,795
Yeah, yeah. No, you tense.
You tense.
1382
01:10:33,797 --> 01:10:36,431
Oh, yeah. I had bad night.
1383
01:10:36,433 --> 01:10:39,500
This yellow whore
cheat me out of fare.
1384
01:10:39,502 --> 01:10:41,569
I cabdriver.
1385
01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:45,340
I chased her, but better
I don't catch her.
1386
01:10:45,342 --> 01:10:47,809
In this country, you
can't just kill.
1387
01:10:47,811 --> 01:10:49,978
This is exciting. Shh.
1388
01:10:49,980 --> 01:10:52,480
Kim. Why you stop?
Shh, shh, shh.
1389
01:10:52,482 --> 01:10:55,583
Ah, ah. You... No, no. You tense.
You so tense.
1390
01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:57,418
Uh... Shh. Good. Yeah.
1391
01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:01,322
Quiet, quiet, quiet.
1392
01:11:01,324 --> 01:11:03,992
Feet. I like that.
1393
01:11:05,561 --> 01:11:07,562
Time for happy conclusion.
1394
01:11:07,564 --> 01:11:09,264
Shh.
1395
01:11:13,569 --> 01:11:15,737
Shit. Oh, oh...
1396
01:11:15,739 --> 01:11:16,938
- Ohh!
- Kim, what happened?
1397
01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:18,406
What was that?
1398
01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:22,644
Kim.
1399
01:11:23,612 --> 01:11:24,779
You!
1400
01:11:27,851 --> 01:11:29,851
This way. I'm coming.
I got you covered.
1401
01:11:33,322 --> 01:11:35,590
Other side. I could
kick it down.
1402
01:11:35,592 --> 01:11:38,059
Other side. Other side.
1403
01:11:38,061 --> 01:11:40,495
Jesus Christ. Did you see a
woman in a yellow dress?
1404
01:11:40,497 --> 01:11:43,431
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She steal money
from me and then she assaulted me.
1405
01:11:43,433 --> 01:11:46,968
♪ And your left hand Left foot ♪
1406
01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:48,970
♪ And your left hand Left foot ♪
1407
01:11:48,972 --> 01:11:51,973
- And your left hand Right foot, stop
- Whoa.
1408
01:11:51,975 --> 01:11:54,942
And now your right foot
and your right hand.
1409
01:11:54,944 --> 01:11:57,745
Right foot and
your right hand.
1410
01:11:57,747 --> 01:11:59,781
She can't have gotten too far.
1411
01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:01,849
♪ Stop ♪
1412
01:12:01,851 --> 01:12:05,019
I got, I got
everything I needed.
1413
01:12:05,021 --> 01:12:08,723
As long as you are, you
are, you are here with me.
1414
01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:12,894
And I'm not, I'm not,
I'm not gonna leave.
1415
01:12:12,896 --> 01:12:17,665
Oh, it feels right, feels right
when you're here with me.
1416
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:19,534
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Let me hear you go.
1417
01:12:19,536 --> 01:12:21,636
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Let me hear you go.
1418
01:12:21,638 --> 01:12:24,405
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Let me hear you go
1419
01:12:24,407 --> 01:12:26,007
♪ Let me hear you go ♪
1420
01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:28,009
Any luck with Miles? Nothing.
1421
01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:30,445
We got to find her.
1422
01:12:30,447 --> 01:12:32,480
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Let me hear you go.
1423
01:12:32,482 --> 01:12:34,482
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Let me hear you go.
1424
01:12:34,484 --> 01:12:36,551
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Let me hear you go.
1425
01:12:36,553 --> 01:12:38,486
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Let me hear you go.
1426
01:12:38,488 --> 01:12:40,388
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Let me hear you go
1427
01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:41,923
♪ Whoo, whoo, whoo ♪
1428
01:12:58,907 --> 01:13:01,042
Carpocalypse.
1429
01:13:01,044 --> 01:13:02,677
I can get across.
1430
01:13:02,679 --> 01:13:04,112
- I just have to.
- No.
1431
01:13:04,114 --> 01:13:07,115
Oh, my God! God!
Oh, you scared me.
1432
01:13:07,117 --> 01:13:08,850
Who are you? Oh, you scared...
1433
01:13:08,852 --> 01:13:10,651
What are you doing here?
1434
01:13:10,653 --> 01:13:13,488
Uh, I need to get
across the freeway.
1435
01:13:13,490 --> 01:13:15,757
Underpass about a mile down.
1436
01:13:15,759 --> 01:13:17,658
No, no. I don't have
to go that far.
1437
01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:22,630
Uh, the freeway's empty.
There won't be any cars till 4:00 P.M.
1438
01:13:22,632 --> 01:13:25,933
I could maybe let
you cross here.
1439
01:13:25,935 --> 01:13:27,402
Great.
1440
01:13:27,404 --> 01:13:29,604
For a toll.
1441
01:13:29,606 --> 01:13:31,672
A toll? I have nothing.
1442
01:13:31,674 --> 01:13:33,441
I have no money. I have no...
1443
01:13:33,443 --> 01:13:35,143
I like those.
1444
01:13:36,912 --> 01:13:39,647
Oh, man. I just got these.
They're a nice color.
1445
01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:41,983
Hey, Dan, I'm over the
freeway for the reopening.
1446
01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:44,419
T-minus 30.
1447
01:13:44,421 --> 01:13:47,655
I'll shoot it and then hover.
You can come back to me live at 5:00.
1448
01:13:47,657 --> 01:13:49,857
Um... Yeah, if we
have an anchor.
1449
01:13:49,859 --> 01:13:52,693
What do you mean?
Where's Meghan Miles?
1450
01:14:09,011 --> 01:14:11,179
You've got a feed from Chopper Steve.
Check this out.
1451
01:14:11,181 --> 01:14:13,648
Dan, are you watching this?
Yeah, Steve.
1452
01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:16,083
Oh, my God. There's a woman in a yellow
dress trying to cross the freeway.
1453
01:14:16,085 --> 01:14:17,785
Freeze!
1454
01:14:17,787 --> 01:14:20,054
Put your hands in the air!
Freeze!
1455
01:14:20,056 --> 01:14:22,657
Get down on the ground!
Put your hands behind your back.
1456
01:14:22,659 --> 01:14:24,192
Hands back. Hands in the air!
1457
01:14:24,194 --> 01:14:27,094
- Hands up or hands down?
- Do not move.
1458
01:14:27,096 --> 01:14:30,097
- Let me see your hands.
- Dave, stop talking about her hands.
1459
01:14:30,099 --> 01:14:32,533
- Sorry, Walter.
- I got this.
- Just let me handle this.
1460
01:14:32,535 --> 01:14:35,002
- Don't move. Don't move.
- We got her, Walter. We got her.
1461
01:14:35,004 --> 01:14:37,738
- We got her.
- Game over, ma'am.
1462
01:14:39,608 --> 01:14:40,775
Stop! Shit!
1463
01:14:40,777 --> 01:14:41,943
I knew it. Ma'am, stop!
1464
01:14:41,945 --> 01:14:43,544
Come on, Dave. Come on.
1465
01:14:43,546 --> 01:14:45,112
No!
Don't, don't, don't!
1466
01:14:52,187 --> 01:14:53,721
Ohh!
1467
01:14:53,723 --> 01:14:55,790
Oh, my God. She made it.
1468
01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:57,825
Jesus Christ,
she's an Olympian.
1469
01:14:57,827 --> 01:15:00,862
Walter, she's getting away!
Sorry!
1470
01:15:00,864 --> 01:15:02,597
Walter, we're stuck.
That chick is a psycho.
1471
01:15:02,599 --> 01:15:04,265
Good job, Steve. Keep on her.
1472
01:15:04,267 --> 01:15:06,000
I'm on it. No, lost her.
1473
01:15:14,943 --> 01:15:16,611
Suckers.
1474
01:15:38,967 --> 01:15:41,702
Boop-boop.
1475
01:15:41,704 --> 01:15:44,939
Do not call. Don't tell Vic!
I won't tell Vic, but I got to call it in.
1476
01:15:44,941 --> 01:15:46,240
I will fucking shoot you.
1477
01:15:46,242 --> 01:15:48,609
You left your purse in your car?
Yes.
1478
01:15:48,611 --> 01:15:50,745
And your shoes too?
1479
01:15:50,747 --> 01:15:55,049
Um, I don't see what the shoes
have to do with anything.
1480
01:15:55,051 --> 01:15:57,885
Okay, I cannot let you in
that car without payment.
1481
01:15:57,887 --> 01:16:00,655
I have the key!
1482
01:16:00,657 --> 01:16:02,723
It's right here.
1483
01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:04,292
Look. Boop-boop.
1484
01:16:04,294 --> 01:16:07,328
See the boop? You can't block
a boop-boop with your hand.
1485
01:16:07,330 --> 01:16:10,631
Boop-boop. Look. Turn around.
You'll see it boop-booping.
1486
01:16:10,633 --> 01:16:12,900
Mm-mmm. I'm not going to fall for this.
Could be a trick.
1487
01:16:13,735 --> 01:16:15,336
What kind of trick?
1488
01:16:15,338 --> 01:16:17,338
What am I, a magician?
1489
01:16:17,340 --> 01:16:19,840
You need to calm down.
I'm trying to help you.
1490
01:16:19,842 --> 01:16:22,276
You are? Yeah.
1491
01:16:22,278 --> 01:16:24,879
Really? Yeah.
1492
01:16:24,881 --> 01:16:27,949
Now, what is the address...
1493
01:16:27,951 --> 01:16:31,152
from where "your" car was towed?
1494
01:16:31,154 --> 01:16:32,853
Okay. Yes.
1495
01:16:32,855 --> 01:16:36,657
It was, um... Okay,
well, it's not...
1496
01:16:36,659 --> 01:16:38,626
it's not my address,
1497
01:16:38,628 --> 01:16:43,064
um, because I was visiting a
friend at the time of the towing.
1498
01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:48,102
He was a... It was a new friend.
1499
01:16:49,071 --> 01:16:51,038
Naughty.
1500
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:55,009
Are you telling me
that there's no way...
1501
01:16:55,011 --> 01:16:58,846
that I could go to my car
without my license...
1502
01:16:58,848 --> 01:17:02,183
and get my wallet
which has my money?
1503
01:17:02,185 --> 01:17:04,118
You see what I'm laying down?
1504
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:06,320
You see what I'm putting down?
I'm putting that down.
1505
01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:10,224
Are you trying to bribe me?
1506
01:17:10,226 --> 01:17:12,827
No. That's a shame.
1507
01:17:12,829 --> 01:17:16,731
Because I was thinking I might
want Quiznos for lunch today.
1508
01:17:16,733 --> 01:17:19,967
- How much?
- $500.
1509
01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:24,372
Quiznos does not cost...
$500? It does for me.
1510
01:17:24,374 --> 01:17:26,307
Okay, you are going to let me into my car.
Hands off of there.
1511
01:17:26,309 --> 01:17:28,743
You are going to let me into my car!
Hands off.
1512
01:17:28,745 --> 01:17:30,878
Stop it. Get your
hands off the glass.
1513
01:17:31,847 --> 01:17:33,814
Stop it. No.
1514
01:17:33,816 --> 01:17:36,283
I can see it!
It's right there.
1515
01:17:36,285 --> 01:17:38,252
Hands off the glass.
Get out of here.
1516
01:17:38,254 --> 01:17:41,889
Give me my car.
It's right there.
1517
01:18:37,179 --> 01:18:40,381
No, not my purse!
My purse. No! No! No!
1518
01:18:43,218 --> 01:18:45,286
No.
1519
01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:05,005
Fuck this.
1520
01:19:10,445 --> 01:19:13,247
Yes. Yeah!
Suck it, lady!
1521
01:19:19,354 --> 01:19:21,088
Oh!
1522
01:19:24,092 --> 01:19:28,195
Come on. Go. Come on. Go. Come on.
Go, go, go, go. Come on. Come on.
1523
01:19:30,298 --> 01:19:33,200
No, no, no, no, no.
1524
01:19:39,207 --> 01:19:40,908
Gotcha.
1525
01:19:45,814 --> 01:19:47,982
I know you.
1526
01:19:47,984 --> 01:19:51,152
You're stuck again. You gonna...
1527
01:19:51,154 --> 01:19:53,988
Hi. I'm Gordon. I'm...
From last night.
1528
01:19:53,990 --> 01:19:55,156
How you doing? How you doing?
1529
01:19:55,158 --> 01:19:56,957
Any chance you can
pop the sunroof?
1530
01:19:56,959 --> 01:19:59,226
Yeah. Uh-huh.
1531
01:20:01,997 --> 01:20:03,464
All right, a little more.
1532
01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:04,965
Hi.
1533
01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:06,267
Watch yourself.
1534
01:20:10,138 --> 01:20:13,073
Let's get you out of here. Apparently,
you have some news to deliver.
1535
01:20:13,075 --> 01:20:15,109
How did you know?
What are you...
1536
01:20:15,111 --> 01:20:16,443
I know everything. Hi.
1537
01:20:16,445 --> 01:20:18,979
Where's your car?
I don't have a car.
1538
01:20:18,981 --> 01:20:20,114
What? I know, I know.
1539
01:20:20,116 --> 01:20:21,949
Damn, what did you
do to yourself?
1540
01:20:21,951 --> 01:20:23,884
What did you do to my dress?
1541
01:20:23,886 --> 01:20:27,121
How did you guys find me?
You got to get me out of here.
1542
01:20:27,123 --> 01:20:29,390
Okay, tell me what's going on.
1543
01:20:29,392 --> 01:20:31,926
I can't believe you guys are here.
You guys are...
1544
01:20:31,928 --> 01:20:33,928
- We did it!
- God, you're alive!
1545
01:20:33,930 --> 01:20:35,996
I can't believe we found you.
1546
01:20:35,998 --> 01:20:37,498
Thank you, guys.
I love you so much.
1547
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:41,035
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
1548
01:20:41,037 --> 01:20:44,538
How did you find me? I got
your friends and your G.P.S.
1549
01:20:44,540 --> 01:20:48,175
- Your Keytective thing.
- Oh, my God! Keytective!
1550
01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:50,144
My commercial.
You thought of that?
1551
01:20:50,146 --> 01:20:54,615
I know. Do you want me to sing it?
No, don't sing it.
1552
01:20:54,617 --> 01:20:57,351
- Okay, I'm so sorry that I left.
- No, no. It's okay.
1553
01:20:57,353 --> 01:20:59,086
I don't have a bigger
regret in my life.
1554
01:20:59,088 --> 01:21:01,922
It led to the most insane...
1555
01:21:01,924 --> 01:21:04,892
I don't do this sort of thing at all.
It's okay.
1556
01:21:04,894 --> 01:21:07,862
Guys, I hate to interrupt your
second date, 'cause it's really cute,
1557
01:21:07,864 --> 01:21:12,299
Suspect in yellow dress...
1558
01:21:12,301 --> 01:21:13,934
spotted entering black S.U.V.
moving east on Wilshire.
1559
01:21:13,936 --> 01:21:15,436
Bingo. We got her.
1560
01:21:15,438 --> 01:21:17,004
Who has my phone? He does.
I got it.
1561
01:21:17,006 --> 01:21:18,272
I got it.
1562
01:21:22,311 --> 01:21:24,478
Meghan. Where the hell are you?
1563
01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:27,047
Yeah, yeah. I'm on my way.
Have hair and makeup standing by.
1564
01:21:27,049 --> 01:21:28,582
They're ready. They're ready.
Get here.
1565
01:21:28,584 --> 01:21:31,318
And can you connect me
to an outside line?
1566
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:34,088
Hey there. I saw your
ad on Swinging Singles.
1567
01:21:34,090 --> 01:21:38,125
Let me ask you something. How can you be
that hot, that young and that single?
1568
01:21:38,127 --> 01:21:40,461
Sorry. Got to go. Duty calls.
1569
01:21:40,463 --> 01:21:42,463
Lady, get out of the way!
1570
01:21:42,465 --> 01:21:45,566
Does the fucking siren not
mean anything to you?
1571
01:21:45,568 --> 01:21:47,001
Meghan Miles, This is Chopper
Steve, setting down.
1572
01:21:47,003 --> 01:21:49,503
Okay! I got to go.
1573
01:21:49,505 --> 01:21:51,305
I'll give you a call.
I got to do the news.
1574
01:21:51,307 --> 01:21:53,240
Good luck! No. You come.
1575
01:21:53,242 --> 01:21:54,975
I'm not good with helicopters.
1576
01:21:54,977 --> 01:21:58,045
Good luck, Meghan!
You're gonna be great! Kill it!
1577
01:21:58,047 --> 01:22:00,014
We love you, Meghan!
1578
01:22:00,016 --> 01:22:02,349
Christ on a piece of Halibut!
What happened to you?
1579
01:22:02,351 --> 01:22:03,651
I need to get to the station.
1580
01:22:03,653 --> 01:22:07,354
There's a girl in a yellow dress
out there who almost got killed.
1581
01:22:07,356 --> 01:22:09,123
Yeah, yeah. That's nuts.
Let's go.
1582
01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:10,324
Let's cut some sky.
1583
01:22:10,692 --> 01:22:12,459
Meghan!
1584
01:22:12,461 --> 01:22:15,062
We love you, Meghan!
Good luck, Meghan!
1585
01:22:15,064 --> 01:22:18,065
You're gonna be great!
Read that news!
1586
01:22:18,067 --> 01:22:19,433
It's so exciting!
1587
01:22:21,370 --> 01:22:24,638
Let me do all the talking.
No, opposite, opposite.
1588
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:28,575
Ma'am, did you see a woman in a
yellow dress get on that helicopter?
1589
01:22:28,577 --> 01:22:30,678
I saw Meghan Miles,
1590
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:35,716
undercover investigator for
KZLA, get on a helicopter.
1591
01:22:35,718 --> 01:22:38,285
Wait. The woman we're
chasing is just a reporter?
1592
01:22:39,587 --> 01:22:41,455
Dear God, it's worse
than we ever imagined.
1593
01:22:41,457 --> 01:22:43,557
The hooker has
infiltrated the media,
1594
01:22:43,559 --> 01:22:45,693
where she's posing as
KZLA's Meghan Miles.
1595
01:22:45,695 --> 01:22:49,029
What do you mean, she's
infiltrated the media?
1596
01:22:49,031 --> 01:22:53,033
So, you're saying that our best friend
Meghan is an undercover hooker?
1597
01:22:53,035 --> 01:22:54,568
It looks that way.
1598
01:22:54,570 --> 01:22:56,537
So, you have an idiot friend too?
Yeah. Mine's by choice.
1599
01:22:56,539 --> 01:22:58,472
You got stuck with
this guy, right?
1600
01:22:58,474 --> 01:23:01,308
We have her! Let's move!
1601
01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:04,044
Oh, my God, honey.
1602
01:23:04,046 --> 01:23:06,613
There's too much to do.
Let's get her on the chair.
1603
01:23:06,615 --> 01:23:09,984
Hurry up. Triage. People,
we don't have much time.
1604
01:23:15,457 --> 01:23:17,391
Go, go, go, go, go. Let's go.
1605
01:23:17,393 --> 01:23:19,560
Ten seconds to air. Come on.
1606
01:23:19,562 --> 01:23:24,398
All right, this is gonna be great.
It's up to me, right?
1607
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:26,000
And now, here's
Meghan Miles with your news.
1608
01:23:26,002 --> 01:23:27,267
- Perfect.
- In three, two, one.
1609
01:23:27,269 --> 01:23:28,702
All right, get out!
1610
01:23:30,505 --> 01:23:33,307
Good evening. I'm Meghan Miles.
1611
01:23:33,309 --> 01:23:35,642
Our top story... a woman
authorities describe...
1612
01:23:35,644 --> 01:23:38,345
as a bitter and deranged
prostitute in a yellow dress...
1613
01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:41,382
is rampaging through our city.
1614
01:23:41,384 --> 01:23:43,484
This hooker hoodlum's...
1615
01:23:44,753 --> 01:23:46,620
Uh...
1616
01:23:46,622 --> 01:23:49,490
This working girl's
sinister spree...
1617
01:23:49,492 --> 01:23:52,092
began with a dispute with
an immigrant cabdriver...
1618
01:23:52,094 --> 01:23:53,727
and would include
evading police,
1619
01:23:53,729 --> 01:23:59,633
distributing crack cocaine
and possible hate crimes.
1620
01:24:01,770 --> 01:24:03,537
Oh.
1621
01:24:05,273 --> 01:24:08,609
In other news...
1622
01:24:08,611 --> 01:24:12,780
You know, I know I'm only
supposed to read the news today.
1623
01:24:12,782 --> 01:24:20,521
I... can't read this story because
I know that it's not true.
1624
01:24:20,523 --> 01:24:22,423
Huh?
1625
01:24:22,425 --> 01:24:26,326
Because...
this story's about me.
1626
01:24:26,328 --> 01:24:29,096
I'm... I am the Hooker Hoodlum.
1627
01:24:29,098 --> 01:24:30,831
Look. Look. It's me.
1628
01:24:30,833 --> 01:24:33,067
The yellow dress and the...
1629
01:24:33,069 --> 01:24:35,369
I'm the breaking story.
1630
01:24:35,371 --> 01:24:38,238
Yeah. I'm your news at 5:00.
You're, uh...
1631
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,340
Look at this, huh?
1632
01:24:40,342 --> 01:24:42,676
The bad guy of the hour.
1633
01:24:44,245 --> 01:24:46,080
Shall we dig a little deeper?
1634
01:24:46,082 --> 01:24:47,581
Hooker Hoodlum. Hmm.
1635
01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:50,417
Hooker. Yes.
1636
01:24:50,419 --> 01:24:52,753
I woke up in a stranger's bed.
1637
01:24:52,755 --> 01:24:55,422
A lovely, lovely stranger.
1638
01:24:56,691 --> 01:24:59,259
And I had to endure
a really weird,
1639
01:24:59,261 --> 01:25:02,596
very long... walk of shame.
1640
01:25:02,598 --> 01:25:06,300
Look at these feet. This is
how much I walked right here.
1641
01:25:06,302 --> 01:25:08,702
But I am not a hooker.
1642
01:25:08,704 --> 01:25:11,338
Which I have said repeatedly
all evening long.
1643
01:25:11,340 --> 01:25:14,174
Also, I'm not ashamed. I shouldn't
have called it a walk of shame.
1644
01:25:14,176 --> 01:25:15,709
Not ashamed.
1645
01:25:15,711 --> 01:25:17,811
And I don't care what
people think anymore,
1646
01:25:17,813 --> 01:25:21,181
because it is exhausting.
1647
01:25:21,183 --> 01:25:25,786
So let's just let the
shame lie with everyone...
1648
01:25:25,788 --> 01:25:29,189
who took one look at a girl in a...
in a...
1649
01:25:29,191 --> 01:25:34,294
in this... I mean, this is not, I
agree, the most conservative outfit,
1650
01:25:34,296 --> 01:25:38,565
but this should not automatically
make me a pariah or prey.
1651
01:25:38,567 --> 01:25:40,567
Meghan, Have you lost your mind?
1652
01:25:40,569 --> 01:25:42,703
The point is that
everything I did,
1653
01:25:42,705 --> 01:25:45,839
I did because I was trying
to get back here...
1654
01:25:45,841 --> 01:25:50,444
so that I could convince
a few people...
1655
01:25:50,446 --> 01:25:53,347
that I am someone
that I no longer am.
1656
01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:57,818
I am not safe or perfect.
1657
01:25:59,754 --> 01:26:01,488
And if I'm going to
tell you the news,
1658
01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:03,891
I should be telling
the real story...
1659
01:26:03,893 --> 01:26:06,860
and not just reading
this dumb script.
1660
01:26:06,862 --> 01:26:09,196
Dan, I'm sorry.
1661
01:26:09,198 --> 01:26:11,832
You're the best. You've been
nothing but the best to me.
1662
01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:13,734
And you're gonna haul me out of here.
So real quick.
1663
01:26:13,736 --> 01:26:17,437
I just need to say that Kyle, I
never want to see you again.
1664
01:26:17,439 --> 01:26:22,509
I'm so glad I dumped her. Don't call me.
I won't call you.
1665
01:26:22,511 --> 01:26:26,313
We traced your number from a recovered
cell phone used by a drug syndicate.
1666
01:26:26,315 --> 01:26:29,616
Rose and Denise,
thank you more...
1667
01:26:29,618 --> 01:26:31,718
for being my friends
and coming to get me.
1668
01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:35,189
We did good. We crushed it.
1669
01:26:35,191 --> 01:26:37,891
- Hey, is it too early for shots?
- Hell to the no.
1670
01:26:37,893 --> 01:26:40,627
What are you still doing here?
1671
01:26:40,629 --> 01:26:43,764
And, um... New guy, Gordon. Hey.
1672
01:26:43,766 --> 01:26:48,869
So, I'm a little bit crazy.
1673
01:26:48,871 --> 01:26:50,771
Also, you looked really good in this dress.
I just remembered that part.
1674
01:26:50,773 --> 01:26:52,372
And one last thing.
1675
01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:53,907
A big shout out to my boys...
1676
01:26:53,909 --> 01:26:55,943
Scrilla, Hulk and
especially Pookie.
1677
01:26:55,945 --> 01:26:57,611
Aw! Aw!
1678
01:26:57,613 --> 01:26:59,813
What I'd tell ya? What?
1679
01:26:59,815 --> 01:27:04,918
And his Uncle in chinos. I'm sorry,
I don't remember the rest, Pooks.
1680
01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:07,254
What? That's my bitch
from the news.
1681
01:27:07,256 --> 01:27:09,356
That's the news.
I'm Meghan Miles.
1682
01:27:09,358 --> 01:27:10,924
Be well or, you know, whatever.
1683
01:27:10,926 --> 01:27:13,393
Just...
1684
01:27:13,395 --> 01:27:15,862
Just be yourself.
I mean, just...
1685
01:27:15,864 --> 01:27:17,698
Okay. Thanks, Dan.
1686
01:27:17,700 --> 01:27:19,866
- Good luck, Chuck.
- Chuck, move to Meghan's chair.
1687
01:27:19,868 --> 01:27:21,501
I think we should
get out of here.
1688
01:27:21,503 --> 01:27:22,836
Maybe we should go. Yeah,
I think we should.
1689
01:27:22,838 --> 01:27:25,305
Meghan Miles, you
will be missed.
1690
01:27:25,307 --> 01:27:27,608
Good day, Los Angeles.
I'm Chuck Rogers.
1691
01:27:27,610 --> 01:27:29,676
You know what happened.
I'm not crazy.
1692
01:27:29,678 --> 01:27:31,712
Meghan. No, what
was crazy about that?
1693
01:27:33,348 --> 01:27:36,383
Incredible. Yeah,
I'm really sorry.
1694
01:27:36,385 --> 01:27:38,552
You should hire Chang.
1695
01:27:38,554 --> 01:27:41,288
I mean, what an incredible idea
for an investigative series.
1696
01:27:41,290 --> 01:27:44,324
The girl in the yellow dress.
1697
01:27:44,326 --> 01:27:47,361
Right. But you know I didn't plan that.
It was just what happened.
1698
01:27:47,363 --> 01:27:49,496
Even better. Like To Catch
A Predator meets...
1699
01:27:49,498 --> 01:27:53,500
Tyra Banks in a fat suit meets
Undercover Millionaire. It's fresh.
1700
01:27:53,502 --> 01:27:57,771
Meghan, I know there's something
we can do together at the network.
1701
01:27:57,773 --> 01:28:01,541
- What are we talking about?
- It's a reality show.
1702
01:28:01,543 --> 01:28:03,577
- I love it.
- Love it.
1703
01:28:03,579 --> 01:28:07,648
- Reality?
- Your call.
1704
01:28:07,650 --> 01:28:11,051
I need to think about
it and get back to you.
1705
01:28:11,053 --> 01:28:12,753
Dan here can get
the ball rolling.
1706
01:28:12,755 --> 01:28:14,721
I just need a pair of shoes.
1707
01:28:14,723 --> 01:28:17,591
Maybe a sandwich. Get you some shoes.
Oh, some food too.
1708
01:28:17,593 --> 01:28:19,026
Maybe brush my teeth. Right?
1709
01:28:19,028 --> 01:28:20,727
No, no, you're fine.
1710
01:28:20,729 --> 01:28:23,397
Just do some hair fixing.
I got your back, Meghan.
1711
01:28:23,399 --> 01:28:25,699
So, what do you have
in mind for us?
1712
01:28:25,701 --> 01:28:28,902
- You two are a package?
- Yeah, I'm her producer.
1713
01:28:28,904 --> 01:28:30,537
How much to go away?
1714
01:28:30,539 --> 01:28:32,673
Hey, babe. There he is.
Arrest him.
1715
01:28:32,675 --> 01:28:34,308
Sir, we need you to stand up, put
your hands behind your back.
1716
01:28:34,310 --> 01:28:35,976
What are you talking about?
1717
01:28:35,978 --> 01:28:37,377
Put your cookies down. Let's go.
1718
01:28:37,379 --> 01:28:38,378
What are you doing,
arresting me?
1719
01:28:38,380 --> 01:28:40,314
For what? Being too sexy? Ow!
1720
01:28:42,684 --> 01:28:46,053
So, your place or mine?
Yeah. Um...
1721
01:28:48,022 --> 01:28:49,823
I'd love to show you mine.
1722
01:28:49,825 --> 01:28:51,892
It's very empty,
but it has a bed.
1723
01:28:51,894 --> 01:28:53,727
Nice. How are we
going to get there?
1724
01:28:53,729 --> 01:28:55,429
Ooh, I have not thought of that.
1725
01:28:55,431 --> 01:28:57,631
Uh, maybe we should take that cab.
No. No, no.
1726
01:28:57,633 --> 01:28:59,066
No time for that. No, it's not.
1727
01:28:59,068 --> 01:29:00,801
I never wanna see a cab again.
Okay.
1728
01:29:06,474 --> 01:29:08,542
We're gonna walk.
That's fine with me.
1729
01:29:08,544 --> 01:29:10,544
This will be more
of an adventure.
1730
01:29:12,947 --> 01:29:17,117
There's a
place where I can go.
1731
01:29:17,119 --> 01:29:21,688
Where all my secrets
no one knows.
1732
01:29:21,690 --> 01:29:25,992
I'll meet you there
I'll meet you there
1733
01:29:25,994 --> 01:29:31,965
'Cause I don't wanna be
anywhere else but home
1734
01:29:31,967 --> 01:29:34,501
♪ Let's go home ♪
1735
01:29:34,503 --> 01:29:37,437
♪ Let's go home ♪
1736
01:29:37,439 --> 01:29:39,139
♪ Home ♪
1737
01:29:39,141 --> 01:29:43,977
♪ Let's go home ♪
1738
01:30:57,118 --> 01:31:00,554
Waking up to
the walk of shame
1739
01:31:00,556 --> 01:31:03,657
♪ Do do, do do One girl ♪
1740
01:31:03,659 --> 01:31:06,927
♪ Any walk through Hollywood ♪
1741
01:31:06,929 --> 01:31:10,030
♪ Is a walk around the world ♪
1742
01:31:10,032 --> 01:31:13,066
Headin' out on the
walk of shame
1743
01:31:13,068 --> 01:31:16,570
♪ Do do, do do You back out ♪
1744
01:31:16,572 --> 01:31:19,539
♪ To the ugly light of day ♪
1745
01:31:19,541 --> 01:31:23,543
You thank God for
last night's blackout
1746
01:31:23,545 --> 01:31:25,245
♪ Shame ♪
1747
01:31:26,647 --> 01:31:28,482
♪ Shame ♪
1748
01:31:30,051 --> 01:31:31,585
♪ Shame ♪
1749
01:31:32,987 --> 01:31:34,754
♪ Shame ♪
1750
01:31:36,257 --> 01:31:39,793
♪ If you can't get it right ♪
1751
01:31:39,795 --> 01:31:42,696
♪ At least get it done ♪
1752
01:31:42,698 --> 01:31:46,500
You got the world
at your sides
1753
01:31:46,502 --> 01:31:50,904
♪ Wrong end of the curb ♪
1754
01:32:02,116 --> 01:32:03,650
♪ Shame ♪
1755
01:32:05,086 --> 01:32:06,686
♪ Shame ♪
1756
01:32:08,022 --> 01:32:09,823
♪ Shame ♪
1757
01:32:11,125 --> 01:32:13,026
♪ Shame ♪
1758
01:32:22,670 --> 01:32:25,305
♪ I've gotta walk on ♪
1759
01:32:25,307 --> 01:32:29,743
♪ I've gotta go ♪
1760
01:32:29,745 --> 01:32:33,046
♪ I've gotta get back ♪
1761
01:32:33,048 --> 01:32:37,317
♪ To what I know ♪
1762
01:32:37,319 --> 01:32:40,954
♪ It's almost daylight ♪
1763
01:32:40,956 --> 01:32:44,858
♪ I've gotta make it all right ♪
1764
01:32:44,860 --> 01:32:47,794
♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪
1765
01:32:48,195 --> 01:32:53,266
♪ I've gotta go ♪
1766
01:32:53,268 --> 01:32:57,203
Life is a curtain
coming down around me.
1767
01:32:57,205 --> 01:33:01,007
I'm not a stranger to
the change in scene.
1768
01:33:01,009 --> 01:33:05,078
I gotta hear what
my heart is saying
1769
01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:07,881
♪ Go ♪
1770
01:33:08,316 --> 01:33:11,885
♪ Go ♪
1771
01:33:19,226 --> 01:33:22,162
♪ Gotta walk on ♪
1772
01:33:22,164 --> 01:33:26,366
♪ I gotta go ♪
1773
01:33:26,368 --> 01:33:29,736
♪ I gotta get back ♪
1774
01:33:29,738 --> 01:33:33,707
♪ To what I know ♪
1775
01:33:33,709 --> 01:33:37,844
♪ It's been a long night ♪
1776
01:33:37,846 --> 01:33:41,348
♪ I'm gonna make it all right ♪
1777
01:33:41,350 --> 01:33:44,084
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1778
01:33:44,919 --> 01:33:49,322
♪ I gotta go ♪
1779
01:33:53,661 --> 01:33:56,896
♪ Go ♪
1780
01:33:57,365 --> 01:34:00,767
♪ Go ♪
1781
01:34:00,769 --> 01:34:03,937
♪ Gotta walk on ♪
1782
01:34:04,905 --> 01:34:08,308
♪ Walk on ♪
1783
01:34:08,408 --> 01:34:13,408
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