All language subtitles for Eotillywod

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not the wheel

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i can't feel the ocean

i can't feel the ocean
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millions of people

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they watch my tape they love my

they watch my tape they love my
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performance my song and they want me in

performance my song and they want me in
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l.a on monday you have to come with me

l.a on monday you have to come with me
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i'm not an la person just keep saying

i'm not an la person just keep saying
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that and you'll fit right in what am i

that and you'll fit right in what am i
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gonna do for two weeks without you i

gonna do for two weeks without you i
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i broke the leads

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we are officially not getting our

we are officially not getting our
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security deposit back

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the landlord was a dick

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what a well

what a well
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i'm hitting the road

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i can't wait to see you

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hey babe the new apartment is ridiculous

hey babe the new apartment is ridiculous
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millions of people

millions of people
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hi oh my god i

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i thought you were coming tomorrow i'm

i thought you were coming tomorrow i'm
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you're not the weaker

you're not the weaker
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no not the weed guy

no not the weed guy
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i'm the girlfriend guy

i'm the girlfriend guy
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i'm the drove across the [ __ ] country

i'm the drove across the [ __ ] country
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guys ruined my entire life just for you

guys ruined my entire life just for you
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don't [ __ ] touch me okay i didn't

don't [ __ ] touch me okay i didn't
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financial assistance including the

financial assistance including the
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region's only assured ivf program arch

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you do not need a referral to be seen

you do not need a referral to be seen
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regarding your entertainment

regarding your entertainment
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so earlier this morning we talked a lot

so earlier this morning we talked a lot
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about how do i but i've been rejected so

about how do i but i've been rejected so
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many times she fell in love with her

many times she fell in love with her
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i just i i quit my job and i sold out my

i just i i quit my job and i sold out my
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stuff and i drove all the way across the

stuff and i drove all the way across the
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country just because she wanted to be on

country just because she wanted to be on
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a stupid singing competition wow

a stupid singing competition wow
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i never trusted her honey

i never trusted her honey
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too much eyeliner means she's hiding

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something obviously and all that money

something obviously and all that money
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from her parents mom you didn't like her

from her parents mom you didn't like her
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because she was her excuse me very much

because she was her excuse me very much
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i'll have you know that i went to the

i'll have you know that i went to the
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gay festival this year

gay festival this year
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gay pride festival and i i wore a

gay pride festival and i i wore a
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t-shirt with a

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rainbow and i i danced with a lovely man

rainbow and i i danced with a lovely man
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in in four inch heels

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hey listen

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i don't care if you want to date a

i don't care if you want to date a
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person who's a man or a woman or a woman

person who's a man or a woman or a woman
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who wants to be a

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pans pan

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pansexual okay mom i get it don't hurt

pansexual okay mom i get it don't hurt
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yourself

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i'm gonna go crash hey hey come here

i'm gonna go crash hey hey come here
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wait wait wait wait you are

wait wait wait wait you are
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bright and talented and smart and

bright and talented and smart and
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beautiful and you deserve to have a

beautiful and you deserve to have a
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loving supportive

loving supportive
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walking with my women's group

walking with my women's group
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you should join us sometime i think you

you should join us sometime i think you
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and i have different definitions of

and i have different definitions of
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women's group very funny

women's group very funny
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mom at the showcase showdown you have

mom at the showcase showdown you have
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been sitting on this couch for two weeks

been sitting on this couch for two weeks
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i've done your laundry i've made your

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food and if i hear that two-hand song

food and if i hear that two-hand song
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pants on one more time i'm gonna jump

pants on one more time i'm gonna jump
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off a bridge

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i'm not saying you have to pay rent just

i'm not saying you have to pay rent just
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get out of the house and do something

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hmm
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if only you could see them

if only you could see them
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well well well
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back's the wreck oh

back's the wreck oh
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[ __ ] you man i haven't been called that

[ __ ] you man i haven't been called that
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since i was 17.

since i was 17.
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how you doing kiddo

how you doing kiddo
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i'm single and i'm broke and uh

i'm single and i'm broke and uh
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i'm back home living with my mom

i'm back home living with my mom
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i'm a billionaire playboy sleeps on a

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but you named your bar perfectos yes

but you named your bar perfectos yes
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that's what the cards were called before

that's what the cards were called before
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they were the cards it's like st louis

they were the cards it's like st louis
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history hello it just sounds like the

history hello it just sounds like the
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i missed you i missed you too

i missed you i missed you too
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you need anything

you need anything
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eugene

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he's basically dead you wanna mm-hmm

he's basically dead you wanna mm-hmm
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yeah

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i don't know what i was thinking she was

i don't know what i was thinking she was
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gonna be a big celebrity or something

gonna be a big celebrity or something
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she's an idiot a very hot idiot though

she's an idiot a very hot idiot though
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best tits on earth

best tits on earth
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how best

how best
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like on the scale of

like on the scale of
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aniston

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to upton

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school dom could never measure up to a

school dom could never measure up to a
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pair of joy hands

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oh it had nothing to do with your dick
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dave and everything to do with my vagina

dave and everything to do with my vagina
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my dick understands you

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the tits have moved on to a younger

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hotter la sedates and i

hotter la sedates and i
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have officially become one of

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these people

these people
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yeah oh

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i know

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can i put one up in here

can i put one up in here
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i guess

i guess
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i mean yeah

i mean yeah
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why don't you play here

why don't you play here
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yeah yeah yeah i mean it ain't the

yeah yeah yeah i mean it ain't the
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pageant you know but

pageant you know but
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we get a decent crowd on the weekends

we get a decent crowd on the weekends
yeah

yeah

yeah
okay

and i cleaned out the fridge and i fixed

and i cleaned out the fridge and i fixed
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the sink and check it out um

the sink and check it out um
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i'll fix that later so uh how was your

i'll fix that later so uh how was your
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day oh okay well um after church we had

day oh okay well um after church we had
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a girls lunch at the cheesecake factory

a girls lunch at the cheesecake factory
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i got the salmon which they say is a

i got the salmon which they say is a
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diet item but the portions are just

diet item but the portions are just
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ginormous here

ginormous here
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and um let's see oh donna had the roast

and um let's see oh donna had the roast
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chicken which i thought was a little dry

chicken which i thought was a little dry
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and sue also had the salmon wow mom what

and sue also had the salmon wow mom what
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did everyone have to drink um i think

did everyone have to drink um i think
everyone

everyone

everyone
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i can still picture him threatening

i can still picture him threatening
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freshman from the front seat of his jeep

freshman from the front seat of his jeep
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wrangler well he's turned into a lovely

wrangler well he's turned into a lovely
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young man maybe we can all have dinner

young man maybe we can all have dinner
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sometime yes

sometime yes
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maybe he'll change your mind

maybe he'll change your mind
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oh oh i almost forgot uh they have a

oh oh i almost forgot uh they have a
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sale in aerosol and i wouldn't like to

sale in aerosol and i wouldn't like to
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get them online so i got myself

get them online so i got myself
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40 percent oh it's great do you want

40 percent oh it's great do you want
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you sure you don't want a mic or like a

you sure you don't want a mic or like a
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makeshift stage or something i put some

makeshift stage or something i put some
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boxes not if it's further from the bar

boxes not if it's further from the bar
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how about this crowd huh

how about this crowd huh
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yeah

yeah
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what you got going on down there

what you got going on down there
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hey

hey
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listen up folks we got some music for

listen up folks we got some music for
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you tonight

you tonight
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and be nice

and be nice
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that's gene eats most of his meals here

that's gene eats most of his meals here
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and he's usually drunk by 5 30. nice

and he's usually drunk by 5 30. nice
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nice so you want to train

nice so you want to train
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yes please

yes please
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something that'll make this feel less

something that'll make this feel less
like

like

like
this

this

this
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whiskey yeah got it

whiskey yeah got it
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uh hey everyone i'm bex

uh hey everyone i'm bex
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i'm really good friends with dave over

i'm really good friends with dave over
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here

here
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uh

uh
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actually

actually
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dave was the first guy i ever slept with

dave was the first guy i ever slept with
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and the last

and the last
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anyway it had nothing to do with dave

anyway it had nothing to do with dave
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i'm sure he's a fantastic

i'm sure he's a fantastic
lay

lay

lay
now

now

now
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i am

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um but uh sometimes you just gotta gotta

um but uh sometimes you just gotta gotta
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taste the sausage before you realize

taste the sausage before you realize
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you're a vegan

you're a vegan
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it's going really well isn't it oh you

it's going really well isn't it oh you
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were killing it

were killing it
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uh

uh
gene

gene

gene
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you look like you're the only person

you look like you're the only person
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paying attention so

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your footsteps hold the beat

your footsteps hold the beat
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a scarlet letter sidewalk

a scarlet letter sidewalk
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a heartbreak on

a heartbreak on
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repeat

repeat
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but she's going home

but she's going home
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she's

she's

she's
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hear the traffic through the window

hear the traffic through the window
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just strangers on the street

just strangers on the street
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heartbreak on repeat

heartbreak on repeat
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but she's

but she's
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she's

she's
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going home

going home
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wow
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listen up this is the tip jar pass

listen up this is the tip jar pass
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around put some money in it let her pay

around put some money in it let her pay
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for her drinks god forbid thanks

for her drinks god forbid thanks
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damn girl you can really sing now thanks

damn girl you can really sing now thanks
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dude

dude
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hey was that guy who came in was that

hey was that guy who came in was that
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mitch cunningham

mitch cunningham
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yes

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he's cool that [ __ ] he outed me at

he's cool that [ __ ] he outed me at
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prom remember he got on stage he took

prom remember he got on stage he took
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the dj mic and he told everyone i was

the dj mic and he told everyone i was
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the valedictorian

the valedictorian
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i remember that now

i remember that now
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and i was trying so hard to get in your

and i was trying so hard to get in your
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panties all night what the [ __ ] is wrong

panties all night what the [ __ ] is wrong
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with me i don't know but his mom and my

with me i don't know but his mom and my
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mom are now friends this town is way too

mom are now friends this town is way too
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small yeah well people change

small yeah well people change
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okay

okay
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you understand this concept

you understand this concept
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people changing

people changing
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he's mellow now man he put money into

he's mellow now man he put money into
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this place so

this place so
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be chill figures

be chill figures
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mitch the [ __ ] is now mitch the rich

mitch the [ __ ] is now mitch the rich
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wow if the singing doesn't work you can

wow if the singing doesn't work you can
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write like really mean children's book

write like really mean children's book
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holy [ __ ] there's like 35 bucks here

holy [ __ ] there's like 35 bucks here
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okay rain man

okay rain man
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when i'm used to getting paid in

when i'm used to getting paid in
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increments of jar

increments of jar
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oh hey i moved those around the other

oh hey i moved those around the other
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day i found one of you and your habit

day i found one of you and your habit
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like what a trip

like what a trip
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remember this

remember this
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when we rented that cottage in the

when we rented that cottage in the
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ozarks you kids sang the entire way

ozarks you kids sang the entire way
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there it was so cute for the first

there it was so cute for the first
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20 minutes you and dad look so young let

20 minutes you and dad look so young let
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me see

me see
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oh that was right after we got married

oh that was right after we got married
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but we weren't so young we were 28. well

but we weren't so young we were 28. well
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i don't remember dad ever looking this

i don't remember dad ever looking this
healthy

yeah

yeah
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ah i must have been i don't know 22 now

ah i must have been i don't know 22 now
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that was young

that was young
well

well

well
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you were really pretty

you were really pretty
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for a nun that was pretty period

for a nun that was pretty period
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is that why you cheated on jesus with

is that why you cheated on jesus with
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you've been drinking all night

you've been drinking all night
what

what

what
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it's not like that

it's not like that
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it's just sometimes you know these

it's just sometimes you know these
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things can be hereditary mom i'm

things can be hereditary mom i'm
responsible

okay when it comes to drinking at least

okay when it comes to drinking at least
okay

it's late

it's late
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can i help you

can i help you
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oh no thanks

oh no thanks
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i thought vintage would be more in my

i thought vintage would be more in my
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price range but i guess it's still h m

price range but i guess it's still h m
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for me

for me
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can't beat a four dollar belt

can't beat a four dollar belt
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you know i actually saw you perform the

you know i actually saw you perform the
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other night at perfecto's

other night at perfecto's
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mitch and i went to high school together

mitch and i went to high school together
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you went to maplewood yeah

you went to maplewood yeah
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and let me guess

and let me guess
villa

villa

villa
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mariai ah way off

mariai ah way off
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i'm elise

i'm elise
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bex is an interesting name is it a stage

bex is an interesting name is it a stage
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name uh no it's uh short for rebecca

name uh no it's uh short for rebecca
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mary rebecca actually my sister's name

mary rebecca actually my sister's name
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is mary elizabeth in case you were

is mary elizabeth in case you were
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well i i really enjoyed your music will

well i i really enjoyed your music will
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you be playing again soon i sure should

you be playing again soon i sure should
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hope so

hope so
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so broke

so broke
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and i'm not just saying that as a

and i'm not just saying that as a
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i'll give you 30 bucks for this

i'll give you 30 bucks for this
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that's 300

that's 300
300

300

300
used

when does it come with 270 in the pocket

when does it come with 270 in the pocket
no

no

no
unfortunately

it's a really cool place

it's a really cool place
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thank you

thank you
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oh hey

oh hey
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can i put a flyer up i promise if you

can i put a flyer up i promise if you
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send any students my way i'll come in

send any students my way i'll come in
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and i'll buy something really expensive

and i'll buy something really expensive
sure

sure

sure
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of course we'll put it in the door right

of course we'll put it in the door right
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where everyone can see it

where everyone can see it
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the door

the door
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all right

all right
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thanks dude

thanks dude
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hey wow

hey wow
uh

uh

uh
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there's a lot more of you here tonight

there's a lot more of you here tonight
um

um

um
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thank you so much for coming out now i

thank you so much for coming out now i
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know how beyonce feels

know how beyonce feels
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beyonce still lives with her mom right

beyonce still lives with her mom right
no

no

no
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that's just me

that's just me
um

um

um
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well she talked

well she talked
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a perfect

a perfect
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game

game

game
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promised love and

promised love and
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illusions of fame

illusions of fame
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but she just won't change

but she just won't change
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no no she'll never change

no no she'll never change
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and you fooled me once

and you fooled me once
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and you fooled me twice and i fell down

and you fooled me twice and i fell down
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the rabbit hole again

the rabbit hole again
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i failed again

i failed again
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she wants

she wants
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but every time

but every time
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and she

and she
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just won't change

just won't change
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no no she'll never change

no no she'll never change
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and you'll fool

and you'll fool
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me once

me once
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and you fool

and you fool
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me twice and i fall down the rabbit hole

me twice and i fall down the rabbit hole
again

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another respectable bounty i may have to

another respectable bounty i may have to
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hey i think you got some uh groupies

hey i think you got some uh groupies
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over there

over there
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if by groupies you mean they came on a

if by groupies you mean they came on a
groupon

groupon

groupon
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actually that's mitch's wife

actually that's mitch's wife
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you know uh yeah yeah i met her kind of

you know uh yeah yeah i met her kind of
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randomly the other day awesome um she's

randomly the other day awesome um she's
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bringing and paying customers do you

bringing and paying customers do you
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want to say hi

want to say hi
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or do you want me to make up some rock

or do you want me to make up some rock
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star [ __ ] like you got a private chopper

star [ __ ] like you got a private chopper
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waiting around back or whatever i can't

waiting around back or whatever i can't
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shirt so

shirt so
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i don't think she'll buy it

i don't think she'll buy it
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i'm gonna leave this here don't

i'm gonna leave this here don't
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thank you oh my god so great so real you

thank you oh my god so great so real you
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seem so upset

seem so upset
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thank you i think um

thank you i think um
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didn't know there were so many local

didn't know there were so many local
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fans of lesbian folk rock

fans of lesbian folk rock
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oh my god that is too funny you know

oh my god that is too funny you know
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richard's golf pro is a lesbian

richard's golf pro is a lesbian
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um elise right

um elise right
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yeah you remembered uh these are my

yeah you remembered uh these are my
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friends maggie callie and mercedes

friends maggie callie and mercedes
mercedes

mercedes

mercedes
like

like

like
singular

singular

singular
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so

so
ah

ah

ah
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how do you guys know each other i'm

how do you guys know each other i'm
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getting like a sorority vibe no no

getting like a sorority vibe no no
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high school oh right mary i

high school oh right mary i
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uh that rich girl catholic school

uh that rich girl catholic school
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it's not catholic

it's not catholic
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well then who's mary just some random

well then who's mary just some random
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chick named mary

chick named mary
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you are so funny

you are so funny
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no but uh seriously nobody knows who

no but uh seriously nobody knows who
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mary is okay cool well uh it was nice to

mary is okay cool well uh it was nice to
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meet you guys do you want to join us oh

meet you guys do you want to join us oh
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come on we never get to talk to a

come on we never get to talk to a
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real-life rock star no i meant john

real-life rock star no i meant john
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cusack one we know mercedes i really

cusack one we know mercedes i really
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have one drink it's on me

have one drink it's on me
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why not

why not
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it was a cabin in the woods and i was

it was a cabin in the woods and i was
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completely topless you were not topless

completely topless you were not topless
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oh please don't tell the story that you

oh please don't tell the story that you
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were not one i was helpless

were not one i was helpless
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i'm sorry okay listen i don't want to be

i'm sorry okay listen i don't want to be
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rude but you are the first real

rude but you are the first real
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lesbian we've ever hung out with no no

lesbian we've ever hung out with no no
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that's that's not true rachel rosenblatt

that's that's not true rachel rosenblatt
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oh please rachel wasn't gay her parents

oh please rachel wasn't gay her parents
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were just duplicated she tried to kiss

were just duplicated she tried to kiss
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me at one of chip's parties

me at one of chip's parties
so

so

so
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he made it with that swan pool toy once

he made it with that swan pool toy once
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three drinks this one will make out with

three drinks this one will make out with
anything

anything

anything
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how do you come up with the ideas for

how do you come up with the ideas for
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your songs you know elise is a singer

your songs you know elise is a singer
too

too

too
no

no

no
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no karaoke is not singing oh come on you

no karaoke is not singing oh come on you
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took guitar that was forever ago i could

took guitar that was forever ago i could
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give you lessons if you want totally at

give you lessons if you want totally at
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least you have to no thank you but i i

least you have to no thank you but i i
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cannot do what you do

cannot do what you do
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no it's true i need to have an empty

no it's true i need to have an empty
stomach

what's happening

what's happening
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sunday morning church is happening

sunday morning church is happening
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oh jesus christ that's right you declare

oh jesus christ that's right you declare
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with your mouth that jesus is lord and

with your mouth that jesus is lord and
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believe in your heart that god raised

believe in your heart that god raised
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them from the dead you will be saved

them from the dead you will be saved
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i found this dress and your sister's old

i found this dress and your sister's old
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stuff and had it dry cleaned here it

stuff and had it dry cleaned here it
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oh

oh
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i'm jewish now this dress made me jewish

i'm jewish now this dress made me jewish
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come on you're living here rent-free the

come on you're living here rent-free the
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least you can do is accompany me to

least you can do is accompany me to
church

church

church
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okay i'm going i'm going

okay i'm going i'm going
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we've been here for over an hour i think

we've been here for over an hour i think
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hello

hello
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hi is this back

hi is this back
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uh yeah

uh yeah
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it's elise from fleur de lis

it's elise from fleur de lis
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oh hey dude what's up

oh hey dude what's up
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how'd you get this number

how'd you get this number
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from your flyer

from your flyer
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oh right

oh right
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that's actually why i'm calling i um

that's actually why i'm calling i um
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i thought about it and well i have some

i thought about it and well i have some
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time and i just thought that maybe oh

time and i just thought that maybe oh
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yeah you want to take the trial lesson

yeah you want to take the trial lesson
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i mean if you don't want to i completely

i mean if you don't want to i completely
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no yes

no yes
yes

yes

yes
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huh

huh
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good for you

good for you
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oh this place is great

oh this place is great
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oh thanks my mom decorated so it's kind

oh thanks my mom decorated so it's kind
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of more her style than mine huh

of more her style than mine huh
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well it's a lot bigger and better than

well it's a lot bigger and better than
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my no house

my no house
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is that really what everyone called him

is that really what everyone called him
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wait he's not here is he oh no he's at

wait he's not here is he oh no he's at
work

what did he do that he can afford this

what did he do that he can afford this
place

place

place
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uh he he works for my dad at edward

uh he he works for my dad at edward
jones

jones

jones
hmm

hmm

hmm
well

well

well
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should we tune up

should we tune up
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i told you i'd be rusty that's okay

i told you i'd be rusty that's okay
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so you just want to get your finger off

so you just want to get your finger off
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the top string so the top string can

the top string so the top string can
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ring out

ring out
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there you go

there you go
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almost almost so you want it to sound

almost almost so you want it to sound
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you want to sound like this

you want to sound like this
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got it

got it
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you make it look so easy well i mean

you make it look so easy well i mean
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that's years of practice most people

that's years of practice most people
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just give up

just give up
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i know

i know
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is the check okay oh cash would be so

is the check okay oh cash would be so
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much better oh i don't have any on me

much better oh i don't have any on me
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i'm sorry

i'm sorry
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um next time sure

um next time sure
yeah

yeah

yeah
so

so

so
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how are you getting used to the loo it

how are you getting used to the loo it
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must be weird after new york it's fine

must be weird after new york it's fine
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yeah it's a lot cheaper

yeah it's a lot cheaper
so

so

so
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that's nice is it

that's nice is it
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you know

you know
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gay people

gay people
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yeah no

yeah no
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not not if you know where to look but

not not if you know where to look but
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honestly i am hey honey i

honestly i am hey honey i
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oh hey you're home yeah your dad let me

oh hey you're home yeah your dad let me
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out early for once

out early for once
hi

hi

hi
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oh you remember back

oh you remember back
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of course

of course
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beck's the wreck

beck's the wreck
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my mom said you were home yeah it's been

my mom said you were home yeah it's been
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a long time yeah it's great to see you

a long time yeah it's great to see you
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and i know dave is psyched to have you

and i know dave is psyched to have you
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back beck's and dave were like the

back beck's and dave were like the
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ultimate alterna

ultimate alterna
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we're too cool for you couple really

we're too cool for you couple really
yeah

yeah

yeah
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you and dave

you and dave
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yeah i was confused

yeah i was confused
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hey we're gonna head to pf change you

hey we're gonna head to pf change you
you<00:32:22.159> wanna<00:32:22.399> join

you wanna join

you wanna join
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oh i'm sorry i can't i have another

oh i'm sorry i can't i have another
lesson

jupiter series

jupiter series
[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
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why don't you go play with your brothers

why don't you go play with your brothers
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and you said you let mommy talk to

and you said you let mommy talk to
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grandma okay i i i don't he is really

grandma okay i i i don't he is really
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into space stuff right now lizzie

into space stuff right now lizzie
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they're getting too big you have to tell

they're getting too big you have to tell
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them just stop okay

them just stop okay
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oh rebecca's here honey honey it's

oh rebecca's here honey honey it's
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lizzie come on come here your sister

lizzie come on come here your sister
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wants to say hi real

wants to say hi real
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quick hi max hi lizzy wow look who ended

quick hi max hi lizzy wow look who ended
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up back home uh not ending up here just

up back home uh not ending up here just
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stopping by well i knew that lucy was

stopping by well i knew that lucy was
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bad news when you come for money like

bad news when you come for money like
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that you know what you are so right

that you know what you are so right
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lizzy it was really nice to talk to you

lizzy it was really nice to talk to you
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text me when you have another kid the

text me when you have another kid the
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two of you at least try to get along

two of you at least try to get along
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sisters never get along mom well are you

sisters never get along mom well are you
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gonna at least come and visit it's been

gonna at least come and visit it's been
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home for a year the kids are growing up

home for a year the kids are growing up
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i'm missing everybody i know but would

i'm missing everybody i know but would
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you want to get on a four-hour flight

you want to get on a four-hour flight
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with these maniacs what honey mommy is

with these maniacs what honey mommy is
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talking to grandma okay i i tell you

talking to grandma okay i i tell you
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what as soon as the boys get a little

what as soon as the boys get a little
bigger

bigger

bigger
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we will come out okay

we will come out okay
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put that down

put that down
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up<00:34:03.919> to

down to

down to
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nobody's crying

nobody's crying
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around here

around here
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but you

but you
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let me

let me
go

go

go
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for his love is true

for his love is true
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he wasn't one he was a

he wasn't one he was a
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yeah

yeah
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you got it i didn't realize how hard

you got it i didn't realize how hard
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this was going to be my fingers are sore

this was going to be my fingers are sore
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oh you can do some stretches for that i

oh you can do some stretches for that i
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like this one

like this one
just

just

just
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blend it out like that oh god it does

blend it out like that oh god it does
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feel good it does right to the other

feel good it does right to the other
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side i'm going to get some water

side i'm going to get some water
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so are you feeling a little bit more

so are you feeling a little bit more
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settled now uh

settled now uh
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it's been nice hanging with my mom i

it's been nice hanging with my mom i
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haven't seen her that much since my dad

haven't seen her that much since my dad
died

died

died
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um but i'm not trying to settle in and

um but i'm not trying to settle in and
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once i get my [ __ ] together i'm going

once i get my [ __ ] together i'm going
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back to new york

back to new york
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oh come on it's not so bad here huh

oh come on it's not so bad here huh
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it certainly beats la

it certainly beats la
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you know i actually saw

you know i actually saw
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a used maxi pad on the street there once

a used maxi pad on the street there once
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and it was somehow sadder and more

and it was somehow sadder and more
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disgusting than anything i've ever seen

disgusting than anything i've ever seen
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in new york city

in new york city
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maybe it's not about the place maybe

maybe it's not about the place maybe
it's

it's

it's
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got to find the right people

got to find the right people
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we're having a barbecue on sunday you

we're having a barbecue on sunday you
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should come

should come
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i met

i met
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people more like

people more like
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oh like you

oh like you
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don't be such a snob it'll be good for

don't be such a snob it'll be good for
you

you

you
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all right i will absolutely come to your

all right i will absolutely come to your
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barbecue if you play me

barbecue if you play me
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a b7 cord

a b7 cord
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i know it's a heart

i know it's a heart
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hey

hey
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i'm so glad you came yeah oh um i don't

i'm so glad you came yeah oh um i don't
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know anything about wine but in brooklyn

know anything about wine but in brooklyn
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the less appealing the name the better

the less appealing the name the better
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the bottle

the bottle
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rusty jigsaw that's great

rusty jigsaw that's great
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here come on

here come on
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so this is uh lara and rich and madison

so this is uh lara and rich and madison
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bobby she's pregnant but basically

bobby she's pregnant but basically
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someone always is

someone always is
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and you've already met these ladies well

and you've already met these ladies well
hello

hello

hello
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now everyone back off no autographs

now everyone back off no autographs
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elise has gotten so into guitar since

elise has gotten so into guitar since
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you have come around so in the guitar

you have come around so in the guitar
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she's really into it she won't put it

she's really into it she won't put it
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down like ever so you want something to

down like ever so you want something to
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drink beer wine wine would be great oh i

drink beer wine wine would be great oh i
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would have pegged you more for a beer

would have pegged you more for a beer
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girl uh

girl uh
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no it's fine uh wine is good

no it's fine uh wine is good
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uh so those the husbands

uh so those the husbands
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yeah but if you don't follow the cards

yeah but if you don't follow the cards
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with the blues don't even bother the

with the blues don't even bother the
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blues that's hockey right

blues that's hockey right
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i know no one cared about hockey till

i know no one cared about hockey till
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the rams left i guess they needed

the rams left i guess they needed
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something new to talk about ah thank you

something new to talk about ah thank you
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uh thanks this is my friend amy amy and

uh thanks this is my friend amy amy and
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i are in figure drawing class together

i are in figure drawing class together
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hi hey

hi hey
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great um i'm gonna go help mitch have

great um i'm gonna go help mitch have
fun

fun

fun
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great party oh yeah like a

great party oh yeah like a
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1960s astronaut farewell picnic

1960s astronaut farewell picnic
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does this happen to you a lot

does this happen to you a lot
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of the super subtle lesbian setup

of the super subtle lesbian setup
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but at least you're cute you know

but at least you're cute you know
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usually it's like uh

usually it's like uh
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like a like some woman who looks like a

like a like some woman who looks like a
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fat mayor from an old cartoons trip or

fat mayor from an old cartoons trip or
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like lauren with the like backwards

like lauren with the like backwards
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kangal cap who makes beer

kangal cap who makes beer
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i don't know but you know we're both

i don't know but you know we're both
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lesbians so we obviously have to get

lesbians so we obviously have to get
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married right away

married right away
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oh god

oh god
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i still hate that word though lesbian

i still hate that word though lesbian
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really yeah

really yeah
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well gay is no better

well gay is no better
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i feel like gay's better

i feel like gay's better
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gay is better because it's not like

gay is better because it's not like
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the lesbian sounds like a like a mad

the lesbian sounds like a like a mad
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lizard or like a

lizard or like a
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like a hogwarts house that nobody wants

like a hogwarts house that nobody wants
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to be in you

to be in you
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know yeah

know yeah
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so what uh are you doing why would you

so what uh are you doing why would you
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ever in a million years be here

ever in a million years be here
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well i grew up here

well i grew up here
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and i went out to new york for a while

and i went out to new york for a while
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and i'm here again oh so you're back

and i'm here again oh so you're back
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yeah ah back but not for long

yeah ah back but not for long
um<00:39:34.640> hey

um hey

um hey
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what's this scene like out here

what's this scene like out here
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you know i mean it's not bad there are

you know i mean it's not bad there are
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actual gay people here not like you have

actual gay people here not like you have
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to just sit around jacking off to all

to just sit around jacking off to all
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the l word reruns or anything like that

the l word reruns or anything like that
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there's no shame in that no i guess not

there's no shame in that no i guess not
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there's a couple places though oh yeah i

there's a couple places though oh yeah i
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mean you can go right now if you want to

mean you can go right now if you want to
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go you want to get out of here [ __ ] yeah

go you want to get out of here [ __ ] yeah
oh<00:39:55.760> [ __ ]<00:39:56.160> okay

okay

okay
okay

you good you're done i got a pre-game

you good you're done i got a pre-game
let's<00:40:07.119> go

out i called you three times you

out i called you three times you
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couldn't pick up

couldn't pick up
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my phone died i didn't know whether to

my phone died i didn't know whether to
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start calling hospitals or something

start calling hospitals or something
listen

listen

listen
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to jesus

to jesus
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calm down calm down expect me to be here

calm down calm down expect me to be here
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for you and you can't give me a flying

for you and you can't give me a flying
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phone call i get it i'll call you next

phone call i get it i'll call you next
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time are we done i'm going to sleep all

time are we done i'm going to sleep all
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night wondering where you could possibly

night wondering where you could possibly
be<00:42:04.480> really<00:42:04.800> mom

be really mom

be really mom
you<00:42:05.760> can't<00:42:06.000> imagine

you can't imagine

you can't imagine
think

think

think
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really whatever conceals their sins this

really whatever conceals their sins this
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does not prosper but those who are moms

does not prosper but those who are moms
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stop with the scripture [ __ ] i'm not

stop with the scripture [ __ ] i'm not
dead

look i'm sorry if that's not the first

look i'm sorry if that's not the first
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place my mind goes we didn't do that

place my mind goes we didn't do that
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kind of stuff when we were your age no

kind of stuff when we were your age no
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you didn't do that kind of thing

you didn't do that kind of thing
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everyone else did now you're just being

everyone else did now you're just being
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mean to me i'm just telling the truth i

mean to me i'm just telling the truth i
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mean you and dad didn't even sleep in

mean you and dad didn't even sleep in
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the same room don't you dare pretend to

the same room don't you dare pretend to
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know anything about our marriage you

know anything about our marriage you
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have absolutely no idea what that you

have absolutely no idea what that you
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literally nagged dad to death yeah i

literally nagged dad to death yeah i
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have an idea but you know what that's

have an idea but you know what that's
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your [ __ ] that's not my [ __ ] i have

your [ __ ] that's not my [ __ ] i have
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plenty of my own [ __ ] and having one

plenty of my own [ __ ] and having one
night<00:42:44.640> of<00:42:44.800> ungodly<00:42:45.359> behavior<00:42:45.760> doesn't<00:42:45.920> even

night of ungodly behavior doesn't even

night of ungodly behavior doesn't even
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make my list of [ __ ] that's like a

make my list of [ __ ] that's like a
vacation

vacation

vacation
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please stop saying that

please stop saying that
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good morning

good morning
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i made breakfast you want some

i made breakfast you want some
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so uh

so uh
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so i thought uh we could go

so i thought uh we could go
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have a girls day maybe go shopping

have a girls day maybe go shopping
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mom i was hungover i had too much to

mom i was hungover i had too much to
drink<00:43:55.760> really

drink really

drink really
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you're gonna use that excuse with me i

you're gonna use that excuse with me i
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look you know how i get when i drink did

look you know how i get when i drink did
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you at least respect me in my house

you at least respect me in my house
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enough not to take the lord's name in

enough not to take the lord's name in
vain

so uh

so uh
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wow

wow
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well hello

well hello
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hey dude what's up

hey dude what's up
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hey elise this is my mom ann hi mom this

hey elise this is my mom ann hi mom this
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is elise oh this is mitch cunningham's

is elise oh this is mitch cunningham's
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wife oh my gosh hi

wife oh my gosh hi
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so you're the one who's responsible for

so you're the one who's responsible for
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all this talent yeah she got it all from

all this talent yeah she got it all from
me

me

me
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i've heard so much about you from sue

i've heard so much about you from sue
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it's nice to put a face to a name oh you

it's nice to put a face to a name oh you
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know my mother-in-law yeah she's a

know my mother-in-law yeah she's a
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friend this is such a lovely shop thank

friend this is such a lovely shop thank
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you it's my little piece of paris right

you it's my little piece of paris right
here<00:45:00.800> in<00:45:00.960> the<00:45:01.040> loo

here in the loo

here in the loo
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so what brings you two in today

so what brings you two in today
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you're here to walk around and not buy

you're here to walk around and not buy
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anything there's a bunch of new stuff in

anything there's a bunch of new stuff in
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to not buy oh ha ha but the joke's on

to not buy oh ha ha but the joke's on
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you because i'm buying my mom a whole

you because i'm buying my mom a whole
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new wardrobe from this century

new wardrobe from this century
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i like my clothes you're such a snob

i like my clothes you're such a snob
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isn't she yeah hey i didn't bring you

isn't she yeah hey i didn't bring you
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here so you guys could gang up on me you

here so you guys could gang up on me you
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sure i mean it's free it's right in your

sure i mean it's free it's right in your
budget

372 24. oh no no no no rebecca please

372 24. oh no no no no rebecca please
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let me help out come on no mom stop

let me help out come on no mom stop
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thank you

thank you
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well i i spent some cash and you think

well i i spent some cash and you think
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i'm gonna buy the whole store it's on

i'm gonna buy the whole store it's on
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the house you don't charge enough for

the house you don't charge enough for
lessons<00:46:00.400> anyway

lessons anyway

lessons anyway
hey<00:46:02.800> you<00:46:02.880> know<00:46:03.040> what

hey you know what

hey you know what
i<00:46:04.480> don't

cool looks good on you yes beautiful

cool looks good on you yes beautiful
chase<00:46:10.000> uh<00:46:10.240> here's<00:46:10.960> 300<00:46:11.680> and

i can't believe we got my mom into that

i can't believe we got my mom into that
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mini skirt jesus i think that's the

mini skirt jesus i think that's the
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first time i've ever seen her knees i

first time i've ever seen her knees i
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can't believe your mom was a nun

can't believe your mom was a nun
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nuns feel like so from another era or

nuns feel like so from another era or
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something [ __ ]

something [ __ ]
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my mom's a real uh

my mom's a real uh
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see you next tuesday

see you next tuesday
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can you say [ __ ]

can you say [ __ ]
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can you please say can't

can you please say can't
okay<00:46:45.440> fine

okay fine

okay fine
[ __ ]

so how does she feel about

so how does she feel about
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the whole gay thing

the whole gay thing
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not great you know she's just coming

not great you know she's just coming
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around just as long as i spare her the

around just as long as i spare her the
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details you know what i mean hey do you

details you know what i mean hey do you
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have anything else ah no we're good

have anything else ah no we're good
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thank you

thank you
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so you and amy left pretty fast the

so you and amy left pretty fast the
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other day oh yeah well it's not like

other day oh yeah well it's not like
that

that

that
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she's um she's really cool but uh she's

she's um she's really cool but uh she's
not

not

not
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not your type

not your type
yeah

yeah

yeah
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i like girlie or feminier

i like girlie or feminier
girls<00:47:26.480> whatever

girls whatever

girls whatever
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got it

got it
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so does that mean that

so does that mean that
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we'll be getting back together with dave

we'll be getting back together with dave
anytime<00:47:33.520> soon

that was high school i really figured

that was high school i really figured
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do you want to know what happened

do you want to know what happened
yeah<00:47:46.800> oh

yeah oh

yeah oh
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all right

all right
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well i um

well i um
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i was in love with this girl

i was in love with this girl
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and uh i was in total denial about it so

and uh i was in total denial about it so
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to get her out of my system i thought i

to get her out of my system i thought i
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would go to a frat party and just [ __ ]

would go to a frat party and just [ __ ]
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the first guy i saw

the first guy i saw
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and so um

and so um
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so i was in the bathroom

so i was in the bathroom
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and i was

and i was
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on my knees giving this guy a [ __ ]

on my knees giving this guy a [ __ ]
and

and

and
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i remember i had his dick in

i remember i had his dick in
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one hand and his balls in the other

one hand and his balls in the other
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and uh

and uh
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i didn't know what i was doing and he

i didn't know what i was doing and he
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was like what the [ __ ] are you doing and

was like what the [ __ ] are you doing and
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and uh

and uh
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at that moment i

at that moment i
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i knew that

i knew that
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i was

i was
100

100

100
no

no

no
gay

i should get going

i should get going
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was it the ball fondling no no

was it the ball fondling no no
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mitch is at home and he works alive and

mitch is at home and he works alive and
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i don't know

i don't know
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i'll settle up

i'll settle up
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have a good night

have a good night
bye

drinks around the house

drinks around the house
thanks

thanks

thanks
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um you know that she's the wife of my

um you know that she's the wife of my
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good friend

good friend
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you're not one of those people who think

you're not one of those people who think
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that all lesbians want to just [ __ ]

that all lesbians want to just [ __ ]
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every woman in sight

every woman in sight
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no i'm not i just think that you want to

no i'm not i just think that you want to
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[ __ ] her specifically come on she's my

[ __ ] her specifically come on she's my
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student and and she's married and i

student and and she's married and i
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don't live here and she's really waspy

don't live here and she's really waspy
and

and

and
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it's good to know you haven't thought

it's good to know you haven't thought
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about it

about it
dude

dude

dude
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look just know that your powers are a

look just know that your powers are a
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lot stronger than you realize

lot stronger than you realize
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thank you yoda

thank you yoda
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hey

hey
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someone's been practicing oh god i'm

someone's been practicing oh god i'm
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tone deaf you are the singer oh you just

tone deaf you are the singer oh you just
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you

you
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are gonna play with me at perfectos and

are gonna play with me at perfectos and
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you are going to get your head checked

you are going to get your head checked
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oh come on one song it's good to have

oh come on one song it's good to have
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deadlines and goals and [ __ ] so i've

deadlines and goals and [ __ ] so i've
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been told i would die i would die in the

been told i would die i would die in the
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stage you will be singing and i will be

stage you will be singing and i will be
dead

dead

dead
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well you don't have a choice it's now a

well you don't have a choice it's now a
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okay fine

okay fine
one<00:50:53.520> song

one song

one song
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as long as no one i know is there

as long as no one i know is there
deal

deal

deal
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we have like 15 minutes left so we're

we have like 15 minutes left so we're
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gonna do this a couple times more are

gonna do this a couple times more are
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you ready okay all right here we go a

you ready okay all right here we go a
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hey it's pete leave a message i'll try

hey it's pete leave a message i'll try
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hey

hey
it's<00:51:20.720> me

it's me

it's me
i

i

i
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am home

am home
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and uh

and uh
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i thought i know you're out

i thought i know you're out
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doing your

doing your
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thing that you do uh but i thought maybe

thing that you do uh but i thought maybe
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you could give me a call and

you could give me a call and
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stand up straight with a crooked spine

stand up straight with a crooked spine
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hands to numb to grip walk the straight

hands to numb to grip walk the straight
line

line

line
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there's something i don't get no nobody

there's something i don't get no nobody
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knows the way i know

knows the way i know
nobody

nobody

nobody
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i felt my heartbeat in the sea late

i felt my heartbeat in the sea late
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but the light changed on your face

but the light changed on your face
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there's something i don't get no nobody

there's something i don't get no nobody
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[Music]
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knows the way i know

knows the way i know
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[Music]

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nobody<00:52:57.599> knows

nobody

nobody
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the 90s are back you dumb [ __ ]

the 90s are back you dumb [ __ ]
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will lucy be forced to get jiggy with

will lucy be forced to get jiggy with
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kimmy's fashion choices or will she get

kimmy's fashion choices or will she get
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saved by nobel

saved by nobel
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let's hope these two can get their act

let's hope these two can get their act
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together before they get their act

together before they get their act
together

together

together
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well can we put the brakes on lucy's big

well can we put the brakes on lucy's big
break

break

break
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find out on the series premiere of rock

find out on the series premiere of rock
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or walk

or walk
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and you fool

and you fool
me<00:54:50.240> once

me once

me once
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thank you

thank you
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thank you so uh tonight i'm gonna switch

thank you so uh tonight i'm gonna switch
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it up a bit and bring on some new energy

it up a bit and bring on some new energy
elise

elise

elise
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come on up

come on up
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so i used to do duets all the time with

so i used to do duets all the time with
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my ex but i don't anymore on the count

my ex but i don't anymore on the count
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of that she sucks

of that she sucks
um

um

um
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but uh

but uh
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but i made an exception here of course

but i made an exception here of course
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i just wrote this song it's a new song

i just wrote this song it's a new song
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and if you like what you hear maybe

and if you like what you hear maybe
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you'll sign up for some guitar lessons

you'll sign up for some guitar lessons
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and if you don't like what you hear well

and if you don't like what you hear well
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someone hasn't been practicing

someone hasn't been practicing
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she's a great teacher

she's a great teacher
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i'll slip you the 20 later

i'll slip you the 20 later
yeah

yeah

yeah
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are you ready

are you ready
yeah

one two three four

one two three four
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i don't have to breathe

i don't have to breathe
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[Laughter]

[Laughter]

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what is

what is
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incredible yeah you destroyed it did you

incredible yeah you destroyed it did you
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hear that crowd i'm gonna have to find

hear that crowd i'm gonna have to find
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another bar to play

another bar to play
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oh my [ __ ] good

oh my [ __ ] good
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hey sis mom mom get out here

hey sis mom mom get out here
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oh you piece of [ __ ] you can't return a

oh you piece of [ __ ] you can't return a
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phone call but you just show up oh my

phone call but you just show up oh my
gosh

gosh

gosh
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what are you doing here i was in the

what are you doing here i was in the
neighborhood

why did you stop shaving ah i missed you

why did you stop shaving ah i missed you
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too oh

too oh
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well how long are you staying can you

well how long are you staying can you
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stay uh depends depends on what you're

stay uh depends depends on what you're
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not gonna make me bring a jello salad to

not gonna make me bring a jello salad to
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dude you made mom crazy well excuse me

dude you made mom crazy well excuse me
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for once i actually have the two of you

for once i actually have the two of you
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under the same roof yeah

under the same roof yeah
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i can't believe it yeah i was crashing

i can't believe it yeah i was crashing
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with this chicken vanna's speech until

with this chicken vanna's speech until
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she finally kicked me out

she finally kicked me out
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so i figured i'd head to lauderdale for

so i figured i'd head to lauderdale for
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the fall

the fall
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bartender near the beach you're killing

bartender near the beach you're killing
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it at life i guarantee you every dude

it at life i guarantee you every dude
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with a mortgage and a moderately hot

with a mortgage and a moderately hot
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wife and yoga pants wishes he was me

wife and yoga pants wishes he was me
god

god

god
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this room is like a time capsule

this room is like a time capsule
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i don't know what that says about mom

i don't know what that says about mom
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no there's something kind of comforting

no there's something kind of comforting
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about it yeah

about it yeah
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cause you get to revert

cause you get to revert
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so should we rock out to some backstreet

so should we rock out to some backstreet
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boys and pretend you're straight [ __ ]

boys and pretend you're straight [ __ ]
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off don't talk [ __ ] about backstreet

off don't talk [ __ ] about backstreet
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when mom hasn't touched a thing there's

when mom hasn't touched a thing there's
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probably still a bunch of dad's bottles

probably still a bunch of dad's bottles
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hidden everywhere

hidden everywhere
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speaking of

speaking of
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ah how nice

ah how nice
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dad never got the good stuff so you were

dad never got the good stuff so you were
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stepping it up well i swiped it from

stepping it up well i swiped it from
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uh huh

uh huh
yep

yep

yep
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oh hacks from super swede a very zap of

oh hacks from super swede a very zap of
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you you still play

you you still play
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only when i'm trying to score [ __ ]

only when i'm trying to score [ __ ]
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oh god that is so straight of you

oh god that is so straight of you
why

why

why
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if it weren't for [ __ ] no guy would

if it weren't for [ __ ] no guy would
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ever pick up a guitar

ever pick up a guitar
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guitars are hard

guitars are hard
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you do it for the same reason no

you do it for the same reason no
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i do it because the world needs music

i do it because the world needs music
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and it is a universal language that

and it is a universal language that
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brings everyone together

brings everyone together
and

and

and
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the [ __ ]

the [ __ ]
ooh

ooh

ooh
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mom's not gonna like that no well she's

mom's not gonna like that no well she's
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mellowing out yeah what's with that new

mellowing out yeah what's with that new
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look new clothes i've taken her on as my

look new clothes i've taken her on as my
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project can a former uptight nun

project can a former uptight nun
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be joan jack

be joan jack
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it's like backwards my fair lady i did

it's like backwards my fair lady i did
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so how long are you planning on sticking

so how long are you planning on sticking
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around for

around for
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i don't know i thought it would just be

i don't know i thought it would just be
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a couple of weeks but i kind of like it

a couple of weeks but i kind of like it
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oh come on

oh come on
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these are not our

these are not our
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people i know but i've met i've met some

people i know but i've met i've met some
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cool ones

cool ones
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rut ro

rut ro
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what poor girl's life are you ruining

what poor girl's life are you ruining
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now oh

now oh
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wouldn't you like to know

wouldn't you like to know
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come here give me the okay so here

come here give me the okay so here
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this is great i just had an idea so yeah

this is great i just had an idea so yeah
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i'm gonna

i'm gonna
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i'm gonna play

i'm gonna play
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and but you're gonna play

and but you're gonna play
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and i'm gonna drink and we're gonna see

and i'm gonna drink and we're gonna see
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what we can do are you ready

what we can do are you ready
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okay now i'm going to sound like i got

okay now i'm going to sound like i got
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oh

oh
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this bed is

this bed is
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so hard where'd you get it it's the

so hard where'd you get it it's the
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if i bought a soda and swapped it in

if i bought a soda and swapped it in
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anything mitch would notice

anything mitch would notice
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he didn't even notice when i cut my hair

he didn't even notice when i cut my hair
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this isn't about him

this isn't about him
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i'm just a boring housewife who's bored

i'm just a boring housewife who's bored
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with her boring life

with her boring life
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am i boring you know

am i boring you know
no

no

no
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i was taking it easy because you're a

i was taking it easy because you're a
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newbie but i got a pocket full of all

newbie but i got a pocket full of all
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kinds of weird [ __ ]

kinds of weird [ __ ]
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shut up yeah nope too late it's too late

shut up yeah nope too late it's too late
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do

do
you

you

you
have

have

have
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a fun house mirror

a fun house mirror
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and<01:05:47.119> an<01:05:47.359> oversized<01:05:47.920> slingshot

and an oversized slingshot

and an oversized slingshot
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that's gonna be good

that's gonna be good
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you see that baby

you see that baby
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baby james franco yeah maybe that was

baby james franco yeah maybe that was
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james franco maybe living like a baby is

james franco maybe living like a baby is
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one of his new art projects

one of his new art projects
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or not

or not
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it's impossible to tell

it's impossible to tell
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[ __ ]

[ __ ]
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what uh

what uh
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just a friend cancelled a thing

just a friend cancelled a thing
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um that is not a friend [ __ ]

um that is not a friend [ __ ]
all<01:07:07.520> right

it's never gonna work out anyway

it's never gonna work out anyway
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she's married

she's married
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mitch the [ __ ]

mitch the [ __ ]
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that [ __ ] [ __ ]

that [ __ ] [ __ ]
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oh man if mom ever found out

oh man if mom ever found out
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good thing she still considers suicide

good thing she still considers suicide
immortal<01:07:29.680> sin<01:07:29.920> god<01:07:30.160> she's<01:07:30.480> so

immortal sin god she's so

immortal sin god she's so
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hot she's all sweet and innocent and

hot she's all sweet and innocent and
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sexy as [ __ ] all right i take back what

sexy as [ __ ] all right i take back what
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i said about leaving you have to stay

i said about leaving you have to stay
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this is too good i want constant updates

this is too good i want constant updates
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on the drama can you take something

on the drama can you take something
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serious for once in your life can you

serious for once in your life can you
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i mean she's married

i mean she's married
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it's a lot of people to [ __ ] with bex

it's a lot of people to [ __ ] with bex
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well i mean she's unhappy

well i mean she's unhappy
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it's just i don't think it's gonna last

it's just i don't think it's gonna last
well

well

well
yeah<01:07:56.799> who<01:07:56.960> am<01:07:57.119> i<01:07:57.200> to<01:07:57.359> judge

yeah who am i to judge

yeah who am i to judge
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if it feels like the right thing to do

if it feels like the right thing to do
follow<01:08:02.240> your<01:08:02.400> heart

follow your heart

follow your heart
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and all that [ __ ]

and all that [ __ ]
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could always name a song

could always name a song
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you could put some wicked harmony on all

you could put some wicked harmony on all
that<01:08:09.440> [ __ ]

ah

ah
gotta<01:08:14.640> go

gotta go

gotta go
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with the [ __ ] friend uncanceled hey are

with the [ __ ] friend uncanceled hey are
you<01:08:18.000> gonna<01:08:18.159> be<01:08:18.239> home<01:08:18.400> later

you gonna be home later

you gonna be home later
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i don't know why

i don't know why
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wait why oh no you're not bringing her

wait why oh no you're not bringing her
home<01:08:26.159> hey<01:08:26.560> bye

i feel like i'm

i feel like i'm
having<01:08:41.440> sex<01:08:41.759> with<01:08:41.920> a<01:08:42.000> high<01:08:42.239> schooler

well i did have sex in here when i was

well i did have sex in here when i was
in<01:08:47.679> high<01:08:47.839> school

in high school

in high school
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really yeah yeah granted there was a lot

really yeah yeah granted there was a lot
more<01:08:51.839> um

more um

more um
dick<01:08:53.279> involved

what was dave like in bed anyway

what was dave like in bed anyway
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it was fast and gross

it was fast and gross
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it wasn't even him you know

it wasn't even him you know
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i just i don't know i just never felt

i just i don't know i just never felt
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comfortable just didn't feel right

comfortable just didn't feel right
not<01:09:10.560> like<01:09:10.719> with<01:09:10.880> you

what

what
hey

you're going to leave and i'm going to

you're going to leave and i'm going to
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if i didn't leave

if i didn't leave
please

please

please
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you've had one foot out the door since

you've had one foot out the door since
you<01:10:18.320> got<01:10:18.560> here

from here

from here
secret<01:11:26.159> pocket<01:11:26.560> of<01:11:26.719> lesbian<01:11:27.280> tricks

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[Music]
if<01:13:44.960> i<01:13:45.440> have<01:13:45.920> to<01:13:46.239> break<01:13:47.040> your<01:13:47.840> heart

um

um
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hi this is elise i'm not here right now

hi this is elise i'm not here right now
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but if you leave me a message i'll call

but if you leave me a message i'll call
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you back as soon as i can thank you

you back as soon as i can thank you
hey<01:14:43.440> elise<01:14:44.159> it's<01:14:44.400> me<01:14:44.719> um

hey elise it's me um

hey elise it's me um
can<01:14:45.760> we<01:14:45.840> talk<01:14:46.080> about<01:14:46.400> this

can we talk about this

can we talk about this
call<01:14:48.320> me<01:14:48.480> back

call me back

call me back
right

are you gonna bail without saying

are you gonna bail without saying
goodbye

goodbye

goodbye
you<01:15:06.480> know<01:15:06.640> i<01:15:06.719> can't<01:15:06.960> handle<01:15:07.280> mom<01:15:07.520> drama<01:15:08.000> you

you know i can't handle mom drama you

you know i can't handle mom drama you
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saw her i heard her crying in her room

saw her i heard her crying in her room
all<01:15:10.800> night

all night

all night
[ __ ]

[ __ ]

[ __ ]
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i told you she's not ready for that kind

i told you she's not ready for that kind
of<01:15:14.800> stuff

of stuff

of stuff
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all the new clothes in the world are not

all the new clothes in the world are not
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gonna change the fact that she's still

gonna change the fact that she's still
mom<01:15:18.480> i<01:15:18.560> wasn't<01:15:18.800> trying<01:15:19.040> to<01:15:19.120> do<01:15:19.360> that<01:15:19.600> pete<01:15:20.000> i

mom i wasn't trying to do that pete i

mom i wasn't trying to do that pete i
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love you bex i really do and i love mom

love you bex i really do and i love mom
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but i'm telling you she's better off

but i'm telling you she's better off
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here without us how the [ __ ] would you

here without us how the [ __ ] would you
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know you left right after the funeral

know you left right after the funeral
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are you gonna bring that up every time i

are you gonna bring that up every time i
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see you all you ever do is run away some

see you all you ever do is run away some
families<01:15:32.159> are<01:15:32.239> just<01:15:32.400> better<01:15:32.640> off<01:15:32.800> apart

families are just better off apart

families are just better off apart
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where did you read that shitty sons

where did you read that shitty sons
weekly<01:15:37.840> alright

weekly alright

weekly alright
bye

oh hey

oh hey
bex<01:16:03.199> hey<01:16:03.920> uh

bex hey uh

bex hey uh
i'm<01:16:05.199> sorry<01:16:05.920> elise<01:16:06.239> isn't<01:16:06.480> here

i'm sorry elise isn't here

i'm sorry elise isn't here
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did you have a lesson today

did you have a lesson today
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you know what she's at the mall with her

you know what she's at the mall with her
mom<01:16:10.880> but<01:16:11.040> i<01:16:11.120> can<01:16:11.199> give<01:16:11.280> her<01:16:11.360> a<01:16:11.440> call<01:16:11.760> no<01:16:12.239> uh

mom but i can give her a call no uh

mom but i can give her a call no uh
it's<01:16:14.159> okay

it's okay

it's okay
i<01:16:15.520> got<01:16:15.679> my<01:16:15.840> schedule<01:16:16.239> mixed<01:16:16.560> up

i think i forgot my guitar anyway

i think i forgot my guitar anyway
you<01:16:23.199> okay

you okay

you okay
yeah

yeah

yeah
um<01:16:26.239> just<01:16:26.480> busy<01:16:26.880> i<01:16:26.960> guess

um just busy i guess

um just busy i guess
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nothing a beer can't fix come on in no i

nothing a beer can't fix come on in no i
gotta<01:16:31.520> go<01:16:31.760> come<01:16:32.000> on<01:16:32.159> i've<01:16:32.320> been<01:16:32.400> wanting<01:16:32.560> to

gotta go come on i've been wanting to

gotta go come on i've been wanting to
talk<01:16:32.800> to<01:16:32.880> you<01:16:32.960> anyway<01:16:33.280> so<01:16:33.440> this<01:16:33.679> is<01:16:33.760> perfect

talk to you anyway so this is perfect

talk to you anyway so this is perfect
come<01:16:34.480> on

you follow the

you follow the
cards<01:16:48.320> a<01:16:48.480> little

cards a little

cards a little
no

no

no
not<01:16:50.960> really

not really

not really
well<01:16:52.080> they're<01:16:52.239> killing<01:16:52.560> it<01:16:52.719> this<01:16:52.880> season

well they're killing it this season

well they're killing it this season
best<01:16:54.400> team<01:16:54.560> in<01:16:54.640> baseball

so yeah i just wanted to take a chance

so yeah i just wanted to take a chance
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to thank you for giving at least these

to thank you for giving at least these
lessons

lessons

lessons
she's<01:17:06.400> like<01:17:06.480> a<01:17:06.560> different<01:17:06.880> person<01:17:07.440> now

no problem

no problem
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i don't know how much she told you but

i don't know how much she told you but
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i've been trying to have a kid

i've been trying to have a kid
like<01:17:16.640> for<01:17:16.800> a<01:17:16.960> while<01:17:17.280> now

like for a while now

like for a while now
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i don't want to get into all the medical

i don't want to get into all the medical
stuff<01:17:20.320> but

stuff but

stuff but
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i didn't know

i didn't know
oh<01:17:28.080> yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah
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she's been down a lot lately

she's been down a lot lately
she<01:17:32.239> feels<01:17:32.480> like<01:17:33.120> i<01:17:33.280> don't<01:17:33.440> know

she feels like i don't know

she feels like i don't know
failure

failure

failure
now<01:17:37.600> she

now she

now she
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sings around the house all the time

sings around the house all the time
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[Music]

[Music]
she<01:17:41.440> practices<01:17:41.920> guitar<01:17:42.320> when<01:17:42.480> i<01:17:42.640> go<01:17:42.719> to<01:17:42.880> bed<01:17:43.920> so

she practices guitar when i go to bed so

she practices guitar when i go to bed so
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i guess these lessons have been a nice

i guess these lessons have been a nice
i<01:17:48.000> don't<01:17:48.080> know

i don't know

i don't know
distraction

distraction

distraction
i<01:17:50.800> guess

i thought i could help

i thought i could help
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oh do me a favor don't tell her that i

oh do me a favor don't tell her that i
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talked to you about any of this i don't

talked to you about any of this i don't
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want her to think i was talking about it

want her to think i was talking about it
you<01:18:04.080> know

you know

you know
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but hey whatever it is you're doing

but hey whatever it is you're doing
keep<01:18:17.280> it<01:18:17.440> up

your brother left

your brother left
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without saying goodbye

without saying goodbye
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you probably just want to go see some

you probably just want to go see some
friends<01:18:48.960> no

friends no

friends no
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he took his stuff i already cleaned his

he took his stuff i already cleaned his
room

i think

i think
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i suppose you'll be uh wanting to head

i suppose you'll be uh wanting to head
out<01:19:09.040> soon

are you kicking me out oh i don't know

are you kicking me out oh i don't know
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i'm not sure this is the right place for

i'm not sure this is the right place for
you<01:19:19.440> anymore

you anymore

you anymore
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i thought you liked having me here yeah

i thought you liked having me here yeah
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i did but um i'm thinking maybe a little

i did but um i'm thinking maybe a little
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bit of distance might be better for us

bit of distance might be better for us
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i just

i just
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can't hit you disrespecting my house

can't hit you disrespecting my house
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like that you know what

like that you know what
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i'm an adult

i'm an adult
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adults have sex i am so sorry you had to

adults have sex i am so sorry you had to
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see that believe me it was [ __ ] up for

see that believe me it was [ __ ] up for
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me too it's disgusting

me too it's disgusting
disgusting

you know you can go to as many pride

you know you can go to as many pride
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parades as you want but you're never

parades as you want but you're never
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gonna understand that being gay means i

gonna understand that being gay means i
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[ __ ] women i am sorry if that is too

[ __ ] women i am sorry if that is too
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much for you to handle get over yourself

much for you to handle get over yourself
rebecca<01:19:58.800> i<01:19:58.880> don't<01:19:59.120> care<01:19:59.440> who<01:19:59.600> you<01:19:59.920> [ __ ]<01:20:00.640> okay

rebecca i don't care who you [ __ ] okay

rebecca i don't care who you [ __ ] okay
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you just seduced a confused woman who

you just seduced a confused woman who
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happens to be married to my friend's son

happens to be married to my friend's son
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what am i supposed to say to her now do

what am i supposed to say to her now do
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you not understand i'm in love with her

you not understand i'm in love with her
you're<01:20:12.080> in<01:20:12.239> love<01:20:12.560> with<01:20:12.719> her

you're in love with her

you're in love with her
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honey you said two months ago you were

honey you said two months ago you were
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in love with lucy and now who's gonna be

in love with lucy and now who's gonna be
next<01:20:17.360> month

next month

next month
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what is wrong with you i don't i don't

what is wrong with you i don't i don't
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get it

get it
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you have no consideration of anybody

you have no consideration of anybody
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else's feelings

else's feelings
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do you think being gay is an excuse for

do you think being gay is an excuse for
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being selfish

being selfish
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is that what it is

is that what it is
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you know what

you know what
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regardless of what you may think about

regardless of what you may think about
me

me

me
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i had a pretty nice life here before you

i had a pretty nice life here before you
showed<01:20:37.760> up

and i'm not gonna let you take that away

and i'm not gonna let you take that away
from<01:20:41.440> me

hey

hey
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let me see you leave

let me see you leave
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no he fell asleep on the sofa

no he fell asleep on the sofa
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i

i
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i should go it's gonna be upstairs

i should go it's gonna be upstairs
okay

i'm gonna go home and get my stuff okay

i'm gonna go home and get my stuff okay
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you thought you

you thought you
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right to the sun

right to the sun
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so you fight the good fight

so you fight the good fight
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between what you had

between what you had
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with no

with no
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and we all

and we all
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and we all

and we all
just

just

just
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you keep your feet moving

you keep your feet moving
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but it's getting

but it's getting
late

whoa the cost that costs the cost

whoa the cost that costs the cost
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that keeps you

that keeps you
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one left

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and we all just

and we all just
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and we all just

and we all just
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and we all

and we all
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just

just
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and we all

and we all
just

just

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want to go

want to go
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so

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