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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
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- Yeah! Whoa!
- CARL: Fuck, yeah!
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- Yeah!
- Lewis! We did it, baby.
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- Five hundred big ones.
- RICHARD: Yeah. Hey, hey, hey.
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- LARRY: Here you go, Carl. Enjoy.
- Thank you.
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- Great game. Great game. Great game.
- All right, buddy.
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- Take care of yourself.
- Do you believe we lost to them?
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- No.
- It's unbelievable.
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Uh, we'll get your car
right away, Mr. David.
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What a day on the links, huh?
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I've never seen him play like
that before. That was amazing.
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- RICHARD: I'm on a roll.
- Yes, you putted extraordinarily well.
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I have some magic touch lately.
I don't know what it is.
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And I had a great partner.
You were good. Don't...
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All right,
we'll buy lunch. All right?
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- Yeah, we'll buy lunch. Where do you wanna eat?
- Oh, boy. What sport.
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- You made $500 each.
- Yeah, you win $500,
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and you're gonna buy us lunch.
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- Oh, you're, you're great guys.
- So name the restaurant.
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Wherever you wanna go.
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- Let's go to Tiato's.
- Tiato's.
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Yeah. I've heard
good things about it.
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Hey, I'm in a great mood.
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Wherever you wanna go,
we'll go, all right?
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- JEFF: You better enjoy my money.
- I'm starving.
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- Okay, I'll see you at the restaurant.
- Wha... What is this?
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- My new car.
- You bought a Bentley?
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- I been, I been a...
- I've never met anyone who owned a Bentley.
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People... They'll follow you home and,
and kill you.
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- Yeah. Much safer in a Subaru Outback.
- And take your car.
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All right, you're a little jealous
of the Bentley, aren't you.
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- I'm not jealous, I'm concerned.
- I'm not jealous.
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- I'll see you at the restaurant, losers.
- Yeah.
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He never missed a putt
the whole day.
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Not one putt.
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Ah, just a lucky day.
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Carl: That is odd, isn't it?
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JEFF: I don't know.
No more than once a week.
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Really? Cheryl and I
had sex four times a week.
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- You did?
- RICHARD: Really?
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- Yeah.
- You know, me and Veronica,
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once a week, too,
which is a shame,
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'cause she's got this...
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she got this...
she's got this magical vagina.
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- Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
- Huh? What does that mean?
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I can't really explain it.
But I've never seen anything
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or felt anything like this.
There's just something...
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supernatural. It's just magic. Just,
you know what?
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Forget it. It doesn't matter.
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Forget it?
You expect me to forget it?
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I'm sorry I brought it up. I, I,
I, I don't wanna talk about it.
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No, don't be sorry.
We're not gonna say anything.
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It just kind of... It's like
this little hummingbird nest.
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It's got this mind of
its own. It's just alive.
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- A mind of its own.
- CARL: Yeah. You could say that.
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- Holy shit.
- JEFF: Never heard such a thing.
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- (PHONE DINGS)
- JEFF: Yeah.
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- Holy shit. Really?
- (RICHARD LAUGHING)
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- JEFF: What's the matter?
- Holy fuck.
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Le'Veon Bell,
out for the season.
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You know how much money
the Jets paid for this guy?
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You have any idea of how
much the Jets paid for him?
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He's out for the whole
goddamned season.
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- Really?
- Season's over,
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before it even started.
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Richard: Please.
Just... Carl. Carl.
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This is just football...
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- It's not just football! It's not just football.
- Hey, hey, hey.
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Jeff: What is wrong with you?
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Patriots walk all over
everybody. It's over.
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Carl, come on. Settle down,
man. Honestly.
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- It's too much.
- RICHARD: There's more to life.
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The three of you, just eat your
food and shut up. Leave me alone.
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Jeff:
You say this over and over.
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What are your expectations?
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You're talking about them
like they're the Patriots,
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and then they're
suddenly cursed.
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They're terrible,
year in and year out.
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And you beat yourself up,
and it makes me sad.
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Well, why do you
take it on personally?
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You're not the general manager.
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- CARL: Just doesn't stop.
- RICHARD: Like a mob movie.
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- JEFF: What's going on?
- Huh.
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- JEFF: What, you...
- I don't know. Something strange going on in this restaurant.
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- JEFF: Tell me.
- Am I crazy...
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or is everyone in that
section way better looking
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than the people in this
section. Look. Look around.
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Jeff:
You are not imagining things.
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Larry: And now look
here. It's like there's
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a good-looking section
and an ugly section.
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You think it's random? Why
would they do something like that?
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It just seems, it's,
it can't be a coincidence.
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I'd like to come here again
without you guys.
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You know, who knows? Maybe if I
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came here by myself,
I wouldn't be sitting here.
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Why do you think
you shouldn't be here?
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'Cause I know I should be
in that section.
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You look like Einstein's gardener,
for Christ's sake.
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You're never gonna get in there.
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So who wants to bet?
You wanna bet?
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If I come with you,
I bet they keep you here,
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- and they move me over there.
- Oh, yeah. Right.
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- What are you talking about?
- Are you the reason we're over here?
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Yeah, I'm the dog in the group.
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All I know is,
somebody at this table
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prevented us from
sitting over there
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and I think you know who it is.
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Oh, I do know who that is.
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Oh, I know who it is.
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- Oh. Excuse me.
- Yes.
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How are you enjoying
everything at Tiato?
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- Delicious. It was delicious.
- MANAGER: Wonderful.
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Oh, I'm so happy to hear.
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I couldn't help but notice
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that the people
sitting on that side
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seem to be way better looking
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than the people
sitting on this side.
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- I have no idea what you're talking about.
- LARRY: You know what I think?
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- You have a good-looking section.
- MANAGER: Uh-huh.
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And you have an ugly section.
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Why would be we do that?
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I don't know. Why would you?
You tell me.
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I can't tell you, because
there's no truth to it.
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Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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♪
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Good day, sir. How are you?
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(CHUCKLES): Oh, my God.
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Oh, geez.
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I don't mean to be rude, but...
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Would you mind
just leaving for a...
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- a couple of minutes?
- Leave?
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah, I'm serious.
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I got a big job to do,
and, and...
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And I can't do my job,
if you're doing your job.
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No, I'll be quiet. No problem.
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No, it's not a question of that.
You're here.
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I need privacy. I need distance.
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I need to be alone.
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Eh, my boss.
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I'll get in a lot of trouble.
You know what I mean?
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What's the trouble?
You, you, you stepped
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outside the room for a minute.
So what?
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People need me here to,
you know, take care of business.
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No, no, they don't
need you here.
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This is not a job
for human beings,
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to be here when other people
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are going to the bathroom.
Nobody wants you here!
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Everybody's disappointed
when they walk in here.
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They don't want to see you,
I'm sorry to say.
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With all due respect,
people come in here with bad breath.
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I got, I got mouthwash.
People come in here,
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you know, look, I need a little
spruce-up. I got cologne here.
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They would gladly
sacrifice the gum,
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the cologne, the mints,
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anything you have here,
for some privacy.
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They would.
They'd sacrifice it in a second.
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- People, I have a purpose here.
- When an animal goes to die,
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it leaves the pack. That's
what needs to happen here.
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I need to be alone.
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I'm a dying animal.
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- I don't know what to tell you.
- Okay, look. Look.
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I'll give you 20 bucks for you
to leave this room right now.
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And I'll tell you what,
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I'm opening up a coffee shop,
okay? Latte Larry's.
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I'll give you a free cup of
coffee and a scone for a week.
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- Okay?
- I've seen the signs for that.
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- Yeah, all right. Well, that's what I'm prepared to offer you.
- All right.
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- Yeah, well, make it quick, please.
- Yeah. Make it quick.
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Yeah. I'll, I'll,
I'll do what I can.
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Sam Winokur.
You know I know your dad, right?
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- Yeah.
- From, from the golf club.
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- He told me you're his favorite patient.
- Oh, well. Yeah.
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Um... so.
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- You wanna work here part time?
- I do.
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- You drink coffee?
- Yeah.
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- You make it yourself?
- Yeah.
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We have a coffee maker at
the house. Grind up the beans.
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Do you know what a latte is?
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The latte is just espresso
and steamed milk.
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Kid know his shit.
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Okay. Do you know what
milk consideration is?
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I'm afraid I don't. No.
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You pour too much coffee
in a cup,
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you're not leaving room
for the milk.
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'Cause then it's,
you have it spilling over the top.
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- Yeah. Exactly.
- Right.
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Have you ever dealt
with the public before,
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- in any way?
- Well, at my dad's office,
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- I mean, you have dozens of new patients a day.
- (SCOFFS)
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- You know, all different...
- Yeah, no. That's not what I'm talking about.
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- No?
- The people who go to your dad's office,
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nothing near what you would
be seeing here on a daily basis.
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- Oh, really?
- Most of the people who come in here are gonna be,
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you know, just disgusting
human beings.
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- How do you mean?
- Vile. Vulgar.
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The dregs of society.
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- I think I'm up to the task.
- You do?
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- Yeah.
- You know what?
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- (SLAPS)
- You're hired.
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- Thanks so much, Larry. I won't let you down.
- Okay.
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- I don't think you will.
- I'm sorry. While I have you here,
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I couldn't help but notice you
scratching at that rash...
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- Oh, yeah.
- On the side of your neck during the interview.
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Have you had a chance
to have that looked at?
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You know, I haven't.
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Well, I mean,
just looking at it,
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I can tell you I'm
not very concerned.
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- Mm.
- And I really think it's no more than
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just a moderate outbreak
of atopic dermatitis.
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So there's a number
of over-the-counter
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topical ointments you could use,
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steroidal creams, cortisone,
I could recommend.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Something like that should clear up in a few days' time.
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Okay, well, you know what?
That was very impressive.
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- Oh, sure. Thanks.
- With all due respect,
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I think I'll go see your dad.
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- Thank you.
- Okay. Can I ask, uh, why?
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Yeah. 'Cause he's a doctor.
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- Great to meet ya.
- Thanks again, Larry. I appreciate it.
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- Okay. You're welcome.
- I won't let you down.
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- I don't think you will.
- Have a good day.
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All right. You, too.
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- That's a good fuckin' kid, right there.
- He's gonna work out.
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- LEON: Yeah.
- Yeah. Oh!
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- Oh, fuck.
- Man, I got snagged again on this thing.
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- I know.
- All this shit. All this is snagging hazards.
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- These. These. All that shit.
- Yep. Absolutely.
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Walking with a hot coffee and shit,
shit grab your pants.
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The shit pour on
your fuckin' chest.
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- We gotta get some new handles.
- Yeah.
231
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- MAN: Hey.
- Fuckin' snagging hazard.
232
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Um...
233
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I'm Harold. The,
the bathroom attendant from the other day.
234
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I got fired for leaving my post.
235
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- Oh, my God. Really?
- Yeah.
236
00:08:07,464 --> 00:08:09,005
- He fired you?
- Yes.
237
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- What an asshole.
- So whatever you can do
238
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to get my job back,
I would appreciate it.
239
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- LEON: Mm.
- 'Cause you were the one that, you know,
240
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invited me to leave the room.
241
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But you know what, if I may say?
242
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Maybe a blessing in disguise.
243
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The bathroom
is a palace of shame.
244
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And having someone
watch you in there, it just,
245
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it doubles down on the shame.
246
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Just talk to the restaurant
manager, please. Okay?
247
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Okay, I'll talk to him.
248
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Leon: Hey. My man.
249
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You got those
little mints and shit
250
00:08:33,422 --> 00:08:34,857
you guys have
on the fuckin' counter?
251
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Yeah, yeah. Sure.
252
00:08:36,464 --> 00:08:37,756
Leon: Yeah.
253
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Still fuckin' working.
Look at you.
254
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- Huh.
- For me?
255
00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,673
- Thanks.
- My man.
256
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- That's for you. My man.
- Thank you, brother.
257
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That's from both of us.
258
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Leon: I can't stop thinking
about that magical vagina.
259
00:08:52,339 --> 00:08:53,923
When you use the word "magical,"
260
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that's takin' that shit
to another level.
261
00:08:55,631 --> 00:08:56,899
I wanna see
what the fuck that is.
262
00:08:56,923 --> 00:08:58,798
- Yeah, me, too.
- That fuckin' vagina
263
00:08:58,881 --> 00:09:00,357
could pull a rabbit
out of that motherfucker.
264
00:09:00,381 --> 00:09:02,881
- Yeah.
- Or, like, put this fuckin' Pop-Tart
265
00:09:02,964 --> 00:09:04,964
in that fuckin' vagina
and toast that shit.
266
00:09:05,047 --> 00:09:06,673
- Aah.
- There you go.
267
00:09:06,756 --> 00:09:09,357
- Now that is fuckin' useful, magical...
- That's, that's magical vagina.
268
00:09:09,381 --> 00:09:11,501
- That's fuckin' magical. Huh?
- That's exactly right.
269
00:09:11,547 --> 00:09:13,881
(RING TONE PLAYING)
270
00:09:13,964 --> 00:09:15,339
Hello?
271
00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,547
Hey. Did you hear about Carl?
272
00:09:17,631 --> 00:09:19,547
Carl? What?
273
00:09:19,631 --> 00:09:22,506
He, uh, he killed himself.
274
00:09:25,255 --> 00:09:27,339
Oh, my God.
275
00:09:28,798 --> 00:09:30,673
Oh, my God.
276
00:09:30,756 --> 00:09:32,381
What?
277
00:09:32,464 --> 00:09:34,547
Yeah. Yeah.
278
00:09:34,631 --> 00:09:37,547
- What the fuck?
- Jeff (OVER PHONE): I know. It's unbelievable.
279
00:09:37,631 --> 00:09:40,047
I mean, he was,
he was playing great.
280
00:09:40,130 --> 00:09:42,506
What did he shoot? He shot,
like, 82 or something.
281
00:09:42,589 --> 00:09:45,339
- How do you kill yourself when you're playing so well?
- I know.
282
00:09:45,422 --> 00:09:47,214
- Did he leave a note?
- JEFF: Yeah.
283
00:09:47,297 --> 00:09:50,255
He said, "I can't take
any more disappointment."
284
00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:52,130
Holy shit.
285
00:09:52,214 --> 00:09:55,089
- JEFF: What the hell's he talking about?
- Holy shit.
286
00:09:55,172 --> 00:09:57,089
"I can't take any more
disappointment."
287
00:09:57,172 --> 00:10:00,422
That's what he used to say when we
would watch the Jet games together.
288
00:10:00,506 --> 00:10:02,798
"I can't take any more
disappointment."
289
00:10:02,881 --> 00:10:04,255
That's an exact quote.
290
00:10:04,339 --> 00:10:07,089
- Really?
- Jeff, I've seen that guy sob
291
00:10:07,172 --> 00:10:09,714
after losses. During games,
I've seen him sob.
292
00:10:09,798 --> 00:10:11,214
Who knew he was so tortured?
293
00:10:11,297 --> 00:10:12,506
And they just kept losing,
294
00:10:12,589 --> 00:10:14,589
and it kept eating at him,
and eating at him.
295
00:10:14,673 --> 00:10:18,089
And he just... he couldn't
take any more disappointment.
296
00:10:18,172 --> 00:10:19,589
Oh, my God.
297
00:10:19,673 --> 00:10:21,964
The Jets killed Carl.
298
00:10:22,047 --> 00:10:24,167
- And a little bit of the Knicks.
- JEFF: That's nuts.
299
00:10:24,214 --> 00:10:27,923
- The Jets killed him.
- I want to send Veronica a condolence text.
300
00:10:28,005 --> 00:10:31,255
- G... You have her number?
- Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna text her one, too.
301
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,881
Okay.
302
00:10:33,923 --> 00:10:34,964
(HANGS UP PHONE)
303
00:10:35,047 --> 00:10:36,756
Fuck happened?
304
00:10:36,839 --> 00:10:40,214
Carl. The guy whose wife
has the magical vagina.
305
00:10:40,297 --> 00:10:42,631
He killed himself.
'Cause of the fucking Jets.
306
00:10:42,714 --> 00:10:44,923
- Hmm.
- LARRY: I gotta write a...
307
00:10:45,005 --> 00:10:46,964
condolence text to the widow.
308
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,673
- Oh, man.
- LARRY: "Dear Veronica,".
309
00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:52,589
"Just heard about Carl.
310
00:10:54,005 --> 00:10:55,839
So sorry."
311
00:10:58,464 --> 00:11:00,047
(LEON SIGHS)
312
00:11:00,130 --> 00:11:01,756
LARRY: What else?
I need something else.
313
00:11:01,839 --> 00:11:03,631
"Try and make the, uh,
314
00:11:03,714 --> 00:11:05,339
- "the best of it."
- Ooh.
315
00:11:05,422 --> 00:11:07,231
I don't know. I can't
come up with a third line.
316
00:11:07,255 --> 00:11:09,047
Maybe you can write, "I wish..."
317
00:11:09,130 --> 00:11:11,172
your magical vagina
could have saved him."
318
00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:12,981
- Yeah. Somethin' like that.
- Somethin' like that.
319
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:15,756
- "Would love to get a glimpse of that magical vagina."
- Mm.
320
00:11:15,839 --> 00:11:18,464
"Is it possible I can test
drive that motherfucker?"
321
00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,440
- "We have many questions."
- LEON: Many questions.
322
00:11:20,464 --> 00:11:23,172
"My friend and I have many
questions about your magical vagina."
323
00:11:23,255 --> 00:11:26,339
- Yes.
- "One day, perhaps you'll get around to answering them."
324
00:11:26,422 --> 00:11:28,342
- "When it's appropriate."
- I fuckin' love that.
325
00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:31,589
- (PATS) Great.
- LEON: It's to the point. And it's short.
326
00:11:32,923 --> 00:11:35,089
- Larry. Good to see you.
- Oh. Hey, Doc.
327
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,381
You hear about Carl?
328
00:11:36,464 --> 00:11:38,089
Yeah. Terrible.
329
00:11:38,172 --> 00:11:40,255
Why would somebody
do something like that?
330
00:11:40,631 --> 00:11:41,798
Well...
331
00:11:42,631 --> 00:11:44,047
It was the Jets.
332
00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:45,172
My God.
333
00:11:45,255 --> 00:11:47,005
He just couldn't take it.
334
00:11:47,089 --> 00:11:48,673
It ate him up inside.
335
00:11:48,756 --> 00:11:49,899
- What a catastrophe.
- I know.
336
00:11:49,923 --> 00:11:51,381
Last year started
with such promise,
337
00:11:51,464 --> 00:11:53,714
then Darnold gets mono...
Season's over by game three.
338
00:11:53,798 --> 00:11:55,758
I'm talking about his widow,
Veronica. His family.
339
00:11:55,839 --> 00:11:57,339
That's the catastrophe.
340
00:11:57,422 --> 00:11:58,422
Oh, of course, yeah.
341
00:11:58,464 --> 00:12:00,089
You've still got
a rash there, Larry.
342
00:12:00,172 --> 00:12:01,812
- Yeah.
- You know, I'm a little offended.
343
00:12:01,839 --> 00:12:03,255
My son gave you a free consult,
344
00:12:03,339 --> 00:12:04,398
and he told you what was wrong.
345
00:12:04,422 --> 00:12:05,565
And you kind of poo-pooed it?
346
00:12:05,589 --> 00:12:07,381
Yeah. Of course I poo-pooed it.
347
00:12:07,464 --> 00:12:08,798
What, he's not a doctor.
348
00:12:08,881 --> 00:12:10,940
He's the son of a doctor.
That should be good enough.
349
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,884
Ah, not really. I mean,
I don't want to listen to
350
00:12:12,964 --> 00:12:14,714
Louis Armstrong's son
play the trumpet.
351
00:12:14,798 --> 00:12:16,673
- Want me to check out your rash?
- Would you?
352
00:12:16,756 --> 00:12:18,673
- Absolutely.
- Thank you.
353
00:12:19,631 --> 00:12:22,506
That's atopic dermatitis.
Otherwise known as eczema.
354
00:12:22,589 --> 00:12:24,065
Over the counter,
you can get some cortisone.
355
00:12:24,089 --> 00:12:25,714
It should go away.
What did my son say?
356
00:12:25,798 --> 00:12:27,940
- He said exactly the same thing as you.
- The same thing. You see?
357
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:30,839
- He knows what he's doing. He's got... It's in the blood.
- Yeah.
358
00:12:30,923 --> 00:12:32,673
- Hope you get better. Cortisone.
- Yeah.
359
00:12:32,756 --> 00:12:33,981
Dave:
Jimmy, what's the rule on this?
360
00:12:34,005 --> 00:12:35,547
He swung,
the club head fell off.
361
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:37,511
But he followed through.
That's a stroke, right?
362
00:12:37,589 --> 00:12:39,047
Decision 14-2.
363
00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:40,964
A stroke is defined by
forward movement
364
00:12:41,047 --> 00:12:42,172
of the club to the ball.
365
00:12:42,255 --> 00:12:44,798
A shaft in itself is not a club.
366
00:12:44,881 --> 00:12:46,231
- No penalty.
- GOLF PLAYER: Ah, yes!
367
00:12:46,255 --> 00:12:49,005
- Aw, fuck you, Jimmy.
- Read the rule book.
368
00:12:49,673 --> 00:12:51,756
Wow. Jimmy.
369
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:54,523
- You know your stuff. Let me ask you something.
- You better believe it.
370
00:12:54,547 --> 00:12:57,339
Is there such a thing as a
putter being too straight?
371
00:12:57,422 --> 00:12:59,839
Definitely.
Look at this putter, here.
372
00:12:59,923 --> 00:13:01,923
- Has a tilt, right?
- LARRY: Yeah.
373
00:13:02,005 --> 00:13:03,339
Definitely not 90 degrees.
374
00:13:03,422 --> 00:13:05,422
- Has to have at least 10 degrees of tilt.
- Yeah.
375
00:13:05,506 --> 00:13:08,631
- So it can't have it more than an 80-degree angle?
- Correct.
376
00:13:08,714 --> 00:13:10,631
Can't be like this.
Has to be like this.
377
00:13:10,714 --> 00:13:12,798
Has to be like this.
Tilt. Just like this.
378
00:13:12,881 --> 00:13:14,047
Well, what do you know?
379
00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:16,089
You know the penalty
for a non-conforming club?
380
00:13:16,172 --> 00:13:18,089
- No.
- Disqualification.
381
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,547
- Disqualification.
- Disqualification.
382
00:13:22,381 --> 00:13:24,506
- Thanks, Jimmy.
- You're welcome.
383
00:13:26,881 --> 00:13:28,923
♪
384
00:13:36,798 --> 00:13:38,881
Excuse me. Can I help you?
385
00:13:38,964 --> 00:13:40,798
Oh. Looking for
Richard Lewis' bag.
386
00:13:40,881 --> 00:13:42,631
Oh. He never leaves
his bag here.
387
00:13:42,714 --> 00:13:44,923
- He always takes it home.
- Really?
388
00:13:45,923 --> 00:13:47,506
- Is that unusual?
- Very.
389
00:13:47,589 --> 00:13:49,669
He's probably the only one
in the club who does that.
390
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,714
You don't say.
391
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,339
Huh.
392
00:13:53,422 --> 00:13:54,714
Well.
393
00:13:55,881 --> 00:13:57,756
Isn't that interesting?
394
00:13:58,214 --> 00:14:00,130
Isn't that interesting?
395
00:14:01,839 --> 00:14:03,679
Marilyn,
if you could show them to their table.
396
00:14:03,756 --> 00:14:07,214
- MARILYN: Right this way.
- MANAGER: Thank you so much. Benvenuto a Tiato.
397
00:14:07,297 --> 00:14:08,839
- Hi.
- Hello.
398
00:14:08,923 --> 00:14:11,255
- Benvenuto a Tiato.
- Oh, grazie.
399
00:14:11,339 --> 00:14:12,881
- I called earlier.
- MANAGER: Yes.
400
00:14:12,964 --> 00:14:14,881
I have a reservation.
Uh, Larry David.
401
00:14:14,964 --> 00:14:18,005
And I requested a table
by the window.
402
00:14:18,089 --> 00:14:20,130
♪
403
00:14:24,923 --> 00:14:27,673
I'm sorry,
but we cannot honor that request.
404
00:14:28,673 --> 00:14:31,673
- And why is that, may I ask?
- Uh, because we're all filled up over here.
405
00:14:31,756 --> 00:14:35,506
- I see tables.
- Yes, those are reserved for a few people.
406
00:14:35,589 --> 00:14:37,089
But I do have
a lovely table for you.
407
00:14:37,172 --> 00:14:39,589
Let me take a guess.
Somewhere over there?
408
00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:41,756
- Uh, yes. I have a wonderful table.
- Ah.
409
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,964
- What a wild guess. Yeah.
- Yes.
410
00:14:44,047 --> 00:14:45,422
Great.
411
00:14:46,422 --> 00:14:47,798
Shall we?
412
00:14:53,381 --> 00:14:56,422
Mr. David. Please.
Your table here.
413
00:14:56,506 --> 00:14:58,130
Come along.
414
00:14:59,839 --> 00:15:01,964
Look at this one.
415
00:15:02,714 --> 00:15:04,923
What happened here?
416
00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:08,214
Oh. Will you look at this?
417
00:15:08,297 --> 00:15:09,798
Oh, my God.
418
00:15:10,631 --> 00:15:12,714
Mr. David. Here we are.
419
00:15:12,798 --> 00:15:15,881
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
420
00:15:15,964 --> 00:15:17,464
- Okay.
- All right. Thanks.
421
00:15:17,547 --> 00:15:19,307
- I get it. I get it.
- Thank you. Thank you.
422
00:15:19,339 --> 00:15:20,619
Anything else I can get for you?
423
00:15:20,673 --> 00:15:22,633
- Hey, let me ask you a question.
- MANAGER: Yeah.
424
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,589
Why, why did you fire
that bathroom attendant?
425
00:15:25,673 --> 00:15:27,482
- Because he left his post.
- Okay, you know what?
426
00:15:27,506 --> 00:15:29,464
I asked him to leave.
I requested it.
427
00:15:29,547 --> 00:15:32,714
With all due respect,
Mr. David, I can't fire you.
428
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,422
But I can fire Harold
for not doing his job.
429
00:15:35,506 --> 00:15:37,255
Oh, yeah. Bravo. Good going.
430
00:15:37,339 --> 00:15:39,089
Well, benvenuto a Tiato.
431
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,089
Benvenuto.
432
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:41,839
- SUSIE: Thank you.
- Thank you.
433
00:15:46,089 --> 00:15:48,506
(SIGHS) Look at this.
434
00:15:48,589 --> 00:15:50,381
Look at this.
435
00:15:50,464 --> 00:15:53,005
Look where I wound up
in my life.
436
00:15:53,089 --> 00:15:55,255
In the ugly section.
437
00:15:55,339 --> 00:15:57,339
I'm in the ugly section.
438
00:15:57,422 --> 00:16:00,005
You know, my whole life
I suspected I was ugly.
439
00:16:00,714 --> 00:16:03,547
But I never really knew.
I never had proof.
440
00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:06,005
And now I have proof.
I have proof.
441
00:16:06,089 --> 00:16:08,339
This is it. This is the proof.
442
00:16:08,422 --> 00:16:10,047
What are you talking about?
443
00:16:10,714 --> 00:16:13,130
How did I wind up here?
444
00:16:13,214 --> 00:16:15,923
How did I wind up here!
445
00:16:16,547 --> 00:16:18,381
Oh, my God!
446
00:16:20,673 --> 00:16:23,005
How come you don't leave
your clubs in the bag room?
447
00:16:23,089 --> 00:16:25,130
- My, my clubs?
- Yeah.
448
00:16:25,214 --> 00:16:27,047
- I take 'em home.
- Why?
449
00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:29,607
- Because things have been stolen from the, the, the...
- Stolen?
450
00:16:29,631 --> 00:16:31,547
Wh-wh-what's stolen?
That's crazy.
451
00:16:31,631 --> 00:16:34,315
- Have you ever heard of one thing being stolen...
- Yeah, I had a...
452
00:16:34,339 --> 00:16:37,130
- Never. It's a private club.
- Let me ask you something.
453
00:16:37,214 --> 00:16:39,464
Is your putter
to specifications?
454
00:16:39,547 --> 00:16:41,005
Are you out of your mind?
455
00:16:41,089 --> 00:16:42,506
I'm asking a question.
456
00:16:42,589 --> 00:16:44,273
- That's the reason why.
- You know, you know,
457
00:16:44,297 --> 00:16:45,857
it can't be over 80 degrees.
You know that.
458
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,523
- I don't know...
- The angle can't be over 80 degrees.
459
00:16:47,547 --> 00:16:48,798
Look, you're a golf nut.
460
00:16:48,881 --> 00:16:50,923
I've just been playing
on a roll lately, and I...
461
00:16:51,005 --> 00:16:53,839
A roll? I paid you $500.
Let's be clear about that.
462
00:16:53,923 --> 00:16:56,714
- Look, I don't want anyone to steal my lucky clubs.
- Let's be clear.
463
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:59,089
- So I take it home.
- Well, then let us measure it.
464
00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:00,631
You're not measuring my putter.
465
00:17:00,714 --> 00:17:02,714
You're just,
you're just a b... A sore loser.
466
00:17:02,798 --> 00:17:04,339
Both of you. Sore losers.
467
00:17:04,422 --> 00:17:05,589
What?
468
00:17:07,047 --> 00:17:09,089
- LARRY: There she is.
- RICHARD: Poor woman.
469
00:17:09,172 --> 00:17:10,631
Larry: You know, with, uh,
470
00:17:10,714 --> 00:17:12,923
Carl's passing, the...
471
00:17:13,673 --> 00:17:16,756
magical vagina is,
is now available.
472
00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:18,964
Jeff: Normal vagina,
I'd wait a year.
473
00:17:19,047 --> 00:17:20,506
But magical vagina, six months.
474
00:17:20,589 --> 00:17:22,631
I think the dead husband
would, would approve
475
00:17:22,714 --> 00:17:25,005
- any of us because he, he liked us.
- Without a doubt.
476
00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:28,005
LARRY: We were friends. You gotta
be pretty curious, though, don't you.
477
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,506
All right, I'm slightly curious.
478
00:17:30,589 --> 00:17:32,047
My interest is piqued.
479
00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:34,547
- Maybe I'll go pay my respects.
- What are you, nuts?
480
00:17:34,631 --> 00:17:36,273
- JEFF: Oh, come on. You can't do that.
- RICHARD: Now?
481
00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:38,106
- LARRY: What are you talking about?
- Where are you going?
482
00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:40,130
Not, not,
not... I said six months to a year.
483
00:17:40,214 --> 00:17:42,214
- What the hell is he...
- RICHARD: Is he crazy?
484
00:17:42,297 --> 00:17:44,130
- Look at him. Oh, my God.
- Hi.
485
00:17:44,214 --> 00:17:45,798
- Hi, Larry.
- Hi.
486
00:17:45,881 --> 00:17:48,523
- Thank you so much for coming.
- Of course. Of course. I'm so sorry.
487
00:17:48,547 --> 00:17:51,214
- Carl would be so happy to see so many of his friends.
- Yeah.
488
00:17:51,297 --> 00:17:54,172
- Especially his golf friends here.
- Yeah. Yeah.
489
00:17:55,464 --> 00:17:57,673
I'm so thrown by this.
490
00:17:57,756 --> 00:17:59,756
I really am. I just...
491
00:18:00,339 --> 00:18:02,381
You were all playing
golf together, right?
492
00:18:02,464 --> 00:18:05,464
- Yeah.
- Did he seem different to you, or...?
493
00:18:05,547 --> 00:18:07,005
Yeah.
494
00:18:07,089 --> 00:18:09,631
- Was he agitated about anything?
- Yeah, he was...
495
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,172
very upset about the Jets.
496
00:18:13,297 --> 00:18:16,089
- The fucking Jets.
- Yeah. I know.
497
00:18:16,172 --> 00:18:19,148
- He loved them so much, and all they did was disappoint.
- Yes, I know. I know.
498
00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:22,547
We all do. We all do, and that's,
that's what happens, but...
499
00:18:22,631 --> 00:18:25,422
to take it to this level,
I mean, it's just...
500
00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:27,631
The Jets ruined our marriage.
501
00:18:27,714 --> 00:18:29,047
I couldn't stand
to be around him.
502
00:18:29,130 --> 00:18:30,381
Everything was about the Jets.
503
00:18:30,464 --> 00:18:31,704
We had to paint our room green.
504
00:18:31,756 --> 00:18:34,547
One night, he just woke up
and yelled, "Watson!"
505
00:18:34,631 --> 00:18:37,422
What is that? Is that a Sherlock
Holmes reference or something?
506
00:18:37,506 --> 00:18:40,255
No, I think that's a reference
to Deshaun Watson,
507
00:18:40,339 --> 00:18:42,506
who the Jets passed on drafting
508
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:43,923
in 2017.
509
00:18:44,005 --> 00:18:45,422
That's what I think that is.
510
00:18:45,506 --> 00:18:47,130
So Carl...
511
00:18:47,214 --> 00:18:48,964
is just another loss
on their record.
512
00:18:49,047 --> 00:18:52,464
- I don't think it's the first person they've done that to.
- No.
513
00:18:52,547 --> 00:18:55,297
I really like the handles
on the coffin.
514
00:18:55,839 --> 00:18:57,679
Do you know where you
got those, by any chance?
515
00:18:57,714 --> 00:18:59,589
No, Larry, I don't know
where I got them.
516
00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:01,422
- They came with, with the casket.
- Uh-huh.
517
00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:05,214
I'll tell you why I'm asking. Because
I'm opening up a coffee place.
518
00:19:05,297 --> 00:19:07,130
- Oh, you are?
- Yeah. Latte Larry's.
519
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:08,964
- What a cute name.
- Oh, well, you know.
520
00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:10,774
- Larry, that's cute.
- Yeah, I picked it out. Yeah.
521
00:19:10,798 --> 00:19:13,464
- But anyway, uh, you know, for the cabinets...
- Mm.
522
00:19:13,547 --> 00:19:15,130
I've been looking for handles.
523
00:19:15,214 --> 00:19:16,565
Can't seem to find ones
that I like,
524
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,297
but I really like those
on the coffin.
525
00:19:18,381 --> 00:19:21,005
Oh. Okay.
526
00:19:21,089 --> 00:19:23,464
So if you can somehow...
527
00:19:23,547 --> 00:19:26,589
call the person
who sold you the coffin,
528
00:19:26,673 --> 00:19:29,506
maybe get some, uh,
info on that, that would be great.
529
00:19:29,589 --> 00:19:32,464
I mean, I don't know where I
could find the contact for you, but...
530
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:35,756
- Well, if, uh...
- Let me bury my husband first, and then I'll...
531
00:19:35,839 --> 00:19:38,964
- find out the contact info.
- No, of course. You bury, you mourn, and,
532
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:41,839
and then, uh, uh, then you ask.
533
00:19:41,923 --> 00:19:43,172
Okay.
534
00:19:43,255 --> 00:19:45,339
- Okay.
- It is now time to recite...
535
00:19:45,422 --> 00:19:47,339
Um, I'm gonna take a quick pic,
if that's okay.
536
00:19:47,422 --> 00:19:50,106
- No, Larry. Larry, I'll text it to you, okay?
- SIRI: (BEEPS) In my room.
537
00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:52,065
- It seems like I cut you off.
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
538
00:19:52,089 --> 00:19:54,130
- SIRI: In my room.
- Your Siri is on.
539
00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:56,923
- SIRI: Anyone...
- (RABBI CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
540
00:19:57,756 --> 00:20:00,297
- LARRY: Hey. Hey, guess what?
- JEFF: What?
541
00:20:00,381 --> 00:20:02,339
I think I detected
542
00:20:02,422 --> 00:20:04,464
a flicker of interest
543
00:20:04,547 --> 00:20:06,839
- from the widow.
- No, you didn't.
544
00:20:06,923 --> 00:20:09,106
- I think I did. I'm not, you know...
- JEFF: That wasn't even a...
545
00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:10,714
- You're crazy.
- You're dreaming.
546
00:20:10,798 --> 00:20:12,923
There were signs that
I picked up on.
547
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:16,005
She touched my arm,
she was very affectionate.
548
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,381
- She was laughing.
- Yeah, it was the time of her life.
549
00:20:18,464 --> 00:20:20,273
(PHONE BEEPS) - That's
what you're describing.
550
00:20:20,297 --> 00:20:21,381
Oh, my God.
551
00:20:21,464 --> 00:20:22,923
- JEFF: What?
- What happened?
552
00:20:23,005 --> 00:20:24,255
Oh, my God.
553
00:20:24,339 --> 00:20:25,506
- Text.
- Get out. No.
554
00:20:25,589 --> 00:20:26,673
I got a text!
555
00:20:26,756 --> 00:20:28,148
- JEFF: From the widow?
- LARRY: Yeah.
556
00:20:28,172 --> 00:20:29,932
- You're a liar.
- "Thanks so much for coming
557
00:20:29,964 --> 00:20:31,047
"and for the kind words.
558
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:33,798
Can't wait to check out
your coffee shop."
559
00:20:33,881 --> 00:20:36,214
- You know, I think she's just being nice.
- Yeah. Me, too.
560
00:20:36,297 --> 00:20:38,464
- I gotta text her back.
- No, no, no, no, no.
561
00:20:38,547 --> 00:20:40,673
You'll text her back
in at least a week.
562
00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:42,523
- Have coffee...
- JEFF: Are you fucking kidding me?
563
00:20:42,547 --> 00:20:44,649
- (LARRY'S PHONE BLOOPS)
- You sent it? What'd you say?
564
00:20:44,673 --> 00:20:46,940
"If you need to talk,
I'd be happy to get together for coffee,
565
00:20:46,964 --> 00:20:49,297
- "or any meal of your choosing."
- JEFF: Oh!
566
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:50,964
Now you're asking her on a date!
567
00:20:51,047 --> 00:20:53,607
- No, but lunch. She could mean lunch...
- Oh, that is disgust...
568
00:20:53,673 --> 00:20:56,756
You upped it from coffee
to a date.
569
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,464
- (PHONE BLOOPS)
- (CLICKS TONGUE)
570
00:20:58,547 --> 00:21:00,881
- RICHARD: What?
- What?
571
00:21:00,964 --> 00:21:02,506
"It's a date."
572
00:21:06,005 --> 00:21:09,047
- Ah. Benvenuto a Tiato.
- Hello.
573
00:21:09,130 --> 00:21:12,172
We have a beautiful table
for you right by the window.
574
00:21:12,547 --> 00:21:14,589
Right, uh... Mr. David,
how are you?
575
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:16,589
- LARRY: I'm, I'm swell.
- Wonderful.
576
00:21:16,673 --> 00:21:18,964
Yeah. So, uh,
you were about to say?
577
00:21:19,047 --> 00:21:21,422
We have a beautiful
table for you,
578
00:21:21,506 --> 00:21:22,881
uh, right back there.
579
00:21:22,964 --> 00:21:24,774
- You were about to seat her over there.
- Uh, yes.
580
00:21:24,798 --> 00:21:27,130
- But that's a table for one.
- Table for one?
581
00:21:27,214 --> 00:21:29,482
I, I don't get that. What's the
difference between a table for one,
582
00:21:29,506 --> 00:21:31,130
and a table for two?
583
00:21:31,214 --> 00:21:32,631
One person.
584
00:21:32,714 --> 00:21:34,631
- That's so interesting. Yeah.
- MANAGER: It is.
585
00:21:34,714 --> 00:21:36,523
All right, so I think I get
the way it works here.
586
00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:38,297
- If it's fifty-fifty...
- MANAGER: Uh-huh.
587
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:40,381
One good-looking and one ugly,
588
00:21:40,464 --> 00:21:42,589
both go to the ugly.
Is that how it works?
589
00:21:42,673 --> 00:21:44,881
'Cause in baseball,
a tie goes to the runner.
590
00:21:44,964 --> 00:21:46,339
Here, a tie goes to the ugly.
591
00:21:46,422 --> 00:21:48,756
Mr. David, I really
do not see a difference
592
00:21:48,839 --> 00:21:50,714
between the good-looking...
593
00:21:50,798 --> 00:21:53,297
- and the ugly.
- Are you saying to me that
594
00:21:53,381 --> 00:21:55,923
you're gonna put
this beautiful woman
595
00:21:56,005 --> 00:21:58,839
into that section? Is that
what you're going to do?
596
00:21:58,923 --> 00:22:00,964
She doesn't belong there.
Yeah, sure,
597
00:22:01,047 --> 00:22:02,964
put me there.
I get it, okay. But...
598
00:22:03,047 --> 00:22:05,047
- Come on.
- Larry, a table anywhere is fine.
599
00:22:05,130 --> 00:22:07,464
No. No, it's not fine.
It's not fine.
600
00:22:07,547 --> 00:22:09,714
Look what's going on
over there. Take a look.
601
00:22:09,923 --> 00:22:12,255
The table over here
is really lovely.
602
00:22:12,339 --> 00:22:15,255
I think you'll enjoy it.
Please. Follow me.
603
00:22:15,714 --> 00:22:17,422
Oh, my God.
604
00:22:17,839 --> 00:22:19,214
If you ever do come back,
605
00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:21,464
we have some beautiful tables
over there.
606
00:22:23,756 --> 00:22:25,506
Oh, my God.
607
00:22:25,589 --> 00:22:27,589
What a horror show.
608
00:22:28,756 --> 00:22:31,756
This is a fucking horror show.
609
00:22:31,839 --> 00:22:35,130
How the fuck can you do this?
It's not fair.
610
00:22:36,089 --> 00:22:37,506
This is not fair.
611
00:22:38,089 --> 00:22:40,214
There's just so much
expectation out in the world
612
00:22:40,297 --> 00:22:41,940
- of how I'm supposed to grieve.
- Yeah. Right.
613
00:22:41,964 --> 00:22:43,631
- Of course. Yeah.
- The mourning process.
614
00:22:43,714 --> 00:22:45,190
- Right. I get it.
- The way people look at me.
615
00:22:45,214 --> 00:22:46,523
How long is she gonna
be grieving for?
616
00:22:46,547 --> 00:22:48,005
It's none of their business.
617
00:22:48,089 --> 00:22:49,940
What people didn't know
is that our relationship
618
00:22:49,964 --> 00:22:51,381
was pretty frayed by that point.
619
00:22:51,464 --> 00:22:54,005
- Mm. Really?
- Yeah, we were living separate lives.
620
00:22:54,089 --> 00:22:57,172
- Ami-amicable. But separate lives.
- Mm-hmm.
621
00:22:57,255 --> 00:22:58,964
But I know what you
mean about, you know.
622
00:22:59,047 --> 00:23:01,847
- There's unwritten rules about how a widow's supposed to act.
- Right.
623
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,214
You know, when I was a kid,
I remember my turtle died.
624
00:23:05,297 --> 00:23:06,589
And I remember, "Oh, hey."
625
00:23:06,673 --> 00:23:08,673
"That's too bad that,
you know, the turtle,
626
00:23:08,756 --> 00:23:10,047
"turtle died." And...
627
00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:11,940
A little turtle. And my
friends called me up and said,
628
00:23:11,964 --> 00:23:13,690
"Hey, we're going out.
We're gonna play punch ball."
629
00:23:13,714 --> 00:23:16,273
I said, "Eh, you know what? I
probably shouldn't. My turtle died."
630
00:23:16,297 --> 00:23:17,774
And then I'm sitting there
thinking, geez,
631
00:23:17,798 --> 00:23:19,673
my friends are out there
playing punch ball.
632
00:23:19,756 --> 00:23:21,381
What, you know, what am I doing?
633
00:23:21,464 --> 00:23:24,005
So, after half an hour,
I just flushed it down the toilet,
634
00:23:24,089 --> 00:23:26,506
and went out and
played punch ball.
635
00:23:27,464 --> 00:23:29,547
So I know, I know how you feel.
636
00:23:30,255 --> 00:23:32,964
Yeah. Well, my condolences
to your turtle.
637
00:23:33,047 --> 00:23:34,255
Yeah.
638
00:23:35,172 --> 00:23:36,839
So what's the matter
with your neck?
639
00:23:36,964 --> 00:23:38,190
What do you keep
scratching over there?
640
00:23:38,214 --> 00:23:40,130
I've got some kind of rash.
641
00:23:40,214 --> 00:23:41,798
- Have you seen a doctor?
- I wanted to,
642
00:23:41,881 --> 00:23:43,589
but Joshua Winokur
is my dermatologist,
643
00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:44,964
and he's not here right now.
644
00:23:45,047 --> 00:23:46,089
You should go see his son.
645
00:23:46,172 --> 00:23:47,523
Is his son a doctor?
I never knew that.
646
00:23:47,547 --> 00:23:49,422
- No.
- Isn't his son in high school?
647
00:23:49,506 --> 00:23:50,673
Yeah, but he's a senior.
648
00:23:50,756 --> 00:23:52,422
- I mean, if you go, then I'll go.
- Yeah.
649
00:23:52,506 --> 00:23:55,005
- I'll have him check it out.
- I'll set it up for you.
650
00:23:58,005 --> 00:23:59,547
What the fuck?
651
00:24:00,297 --> 00:24:01,673
Oh, my God.
652
00:24:01,756 --> 00:24:04,339
Seating Susie over there?
653
00:24:05,422 --> 00:24:07,523
- Really?
- No, she's not. She's not seeing anybody right now.
654
00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,315
- Do you think she'd be open?
- Yeah. I think she...
655
00:24:09,339 --> 00:24:10,589
Susie and Ted: Oh.
656
00:24:10,673 --> 00:24:12,593
- What are you doing here?
- As a matter of fact,
657
00:24:12,631 --> 00:24:14,440
- we happen to be talking about Cheryl...
- SUSIE: Yeah.
658
00:24:14,464 --> 00:24:16,839
And the possibility of the
two of us getting back together.
659
00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:19,005
No, I meant,
what are you doing in this section?
660
00:24:19,089 --> 00:24:22,148
- Why are you in this, you don't belong in this section.
- Oh, don't. Don't even...
661
00:24:22,172 --> 00:24:24,440
- start with that shit.
- You should be over there. Are you kidding?
662
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:26,023
The only reason I was
over there the other day
663
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,631
was 'cause I was
with you and fat boy.
664
00:24:27,714 --> 00:24:29,774
- Oh, you think you got seated here on your own?
- Yes.
665
00:24:29,798 --> 00:24:31,815
- Huh? It had nothing to do with him, huh?
- Hey, hey.
666
00:24:31,839 --> 00:24:33,273
- Well, he's a handsome man, Larry.
- LARRY: Yeah.
667
00:24:33,297 --> 00:24:35,464
You're on his coattails.
That's why you're here.
668
00:24:35,547 --> 00:24:39,214
- What are you doing here?
- I'm having lunch with, with, with Veronica Sacks.
669
00:24:39,297 --> 00:24:41,589
Susie: Oh, my God, Larry!
670
00:24:41,673 --> 00:24:44,464
- Is that... Carl, who just died?
- SUSIE: Yes.
671
00:24:44,547 --> 00:24:46,214
The one who just died,
who killed himself
672
00:24:46,297 --> 00:24:47,732
- over the fucking Jets.
- Oh, Larry.
673
00:24:47,756 --> 00:24:49,881
- It's just a lunch. Come on.
- SUSIE: He died, what?
674
00:24:49,964 --> 00:24:51,607
- Like, less than a week ago.
- Less than a week ago.
675
00:24:51,631 --> 00:24:53,523
First of all, she shouldn't even
be out of the fucking house.
676
00:24:53,547 --> 00:24:55,667
- Oh, get out of here.
- She should be home, in black,
677
00:24:55,714 --> 00:24:57,839
mourning and grieving. And you!
678
00:24:57,923 --> 00:24:59,464
That you would go after...
679
00:24:59,547 --> 00:25:02,714
- I'm not going after.
- The weak and the, the vulnerable.
680
00:25:02,798 --> 00:25:04,506
What makes you think
she's not going after?
681
00:25:04,589 --> 00:25:06,231
- She's not going after you.
- LARRY: I'm not going after.
682
00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:08,315
I bet you she is because
you've got a lot of money, man.
683
00:25:08,339 --> 00:25:09,964
That's all she's doing it for.
684
00:25:10,047 --> 00:25:11,714
Good. Who cares? What do I care?
685
00:25:11,798 --> 00:25:14,339
I can't even fathom
what depths of depravity
686
00:25:14,422 --> 00:25:16,005
would lead you
to go after a recent,
687
00:25:16,089 --> 00:25:17,964
very recent, widow.
688
00:25:18,047 --> 00:25:20,005
I have been given to understand
689
00:25:20,089 --> 00:25:22,714
that she has a magical vagina.
690
00:25:22,798 --> 00:25:25,756
- A what?
- LARRY: A magical vagina.
691
00:25:25,839 --> 00:25:28,839
That is the most inappropriate
thing I have ever heard.
692
00:25:28,923 --> 00:25:30,981
- H-h-hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Whoa, whoa.
- I'm just, I'm just saying.
693
00:25:31,005 --> 00:25:32,172
When you say magical...
694
00:25:32,255 --> 00:25:33,547
- Yeah.
- What, what do you mean?
695
00:25:33,631 --> 00:25:35,339
See, that's a very...
696
00:25:35,422 --> 00:25:37,172
Can you just give us a second?
697
00:25:37,255 --> 00:25:39,589
I really wish I could,
but, Mr. David,
698
00:25:39,673 --> 00:25:42,255
I believe your table is waiting.
699
00:25:42,339 --> 00:25:43,756
But she gets to stay here.
700
00:25:43,839 --> 00:25:45,798
You're letting her stay here?
This meeskite?
701
00:25:45,881 --> 00:25:48,047
Look at that face!
Are you serious?
702
00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:49,190
I don't get
what's going on here.
703
00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,273
I come in with
a beautiful woman,
704
00:25:50,297 --> 00:25:51,297
I'm sitting over there.
705
00:25:51,381 --> 00:25:52,297
He comes in with her,
706
00:25:52,381 --> 00:25:53,506
and they sit here.
707
00:25:53,589 --> 00:25:54,881
This policy makes no sense.
708
00:25:54,964 --> 00:25:56,214
There is no policy, Mr. David.
709
00:25:56,297 --> 00:25:58,255
Oh, yeah. Right.
710
00:25:59,047 --> 00:26:01,547
And I'm not a meeskite,
you bald fuck!
711
00:26:01,631 --> 00:26:03,756
♪
712
00:26:12,255 --> 00:26:13,923
- Hi.
- Hello.
713
00:26:15,214 --> 00:26:17,172
I... huh.
714
00:26:18,464 --> 00:26:20,089
Is there a problem?
715
00:26:20,172 --> 00:26:22,297
I just have to use
the bathroom. Uh...
716
00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:25,005
I think I had a bad
ball of burrata.
717
00:26:25,089 --> 00:26:26,714
I could just use
a little privacy.
718
00:26:26,798 --> 00:26:29,881
- Oh, you could use a little privacy.
- Yeah.
719
00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:31,756
Yeah, privacy.
It's a funny thing.
720
00:26:31,839 --> 00:26:34,089
- We all could use a little privacy, right?
- Ooh.
721
00:26:34,172 --> 00:26:37,422
I know. Unfortunately,
I've got a couple of things I need to do.
722
00:26:37,506 --> 00:26:41,172
- You know, freshen up and all that.
- (GROANS)
723
00:26:41,506 --> 00:26:43,589
(GARGLING)
724
00:26:43,673 --> 00:26:45,756
- Mr. David, please.
- (SPITS)
725
00:26:45,839 --> 00:26:48,172
I can't do my job
if you're in here.
726
00:26:48,839 --> 00:26:50,214
- Yeah.
- (GROANS)
727
00:26:50,297 --> 00:26:53,089
I'll tell you what. Why
don't we make a little deal?
728
00:26:53,172 --> 00:26:55,089
- Okay.
- I get the good-looking section.
729
00:26:55,172 --> 00:26:56,398
There is no
good-looking section.
730
00:26:56,422 --> 00:26:58,631
- I get the good-looking section.
- (GRUNTS)
731
00:26:58,714 --> 00:27:00,422
- That's a yes? Okay.
- (GRUNTS)
732
00:27:00,506 --> 00:27:02,586
Okay. And Harold gets
his job back. But not this job.
733
00:27:02,631 --> 00:27:04,111
- Somewhere in the restaurant.
- Deal.
734
00:27:04,172 --> 00:27:04,964
- Deal.
- Deal.
735
00:27:05,047 --> 00:27:06,547
- Okay. Okay.
- Goodbye.
736
00:27:06,631 --> 00:27:08,547
(GROANING)
737
00:27:08,631 --> 00:27:10,255
You made a really stupid deal,
738
00:27:10,339 --> 00:27:12,482
because as soon as you got in the stall,
I would have left.
739
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:14,089
You think I wanna
hang around here?
740
00:27:15,422 --> 00:27:16,964
These handles are great.
741
00:27:17,047 --> 00:27:18,047
- Right?
- Yeah.
742
00:27:18,089 --> 00:27:19,631
Yeah, they're from a coffin.
743
00:27:19,714 --> 00:27:21,089
- What? No.
- Yeah.
744
00:27:21,172 --> 00:27:23,631
(HONKING) - LARRY:
Oh. Okay. Gotta go.
745
00:27:23,714 --> 00:27:24,756
- Okay.
- Keep working.
746
00:27:24,839 --> 00:27:25,631
Sure.
747
00:27:25,714 --> 00:27:27,297
Be careful.
748
00:27:27,381 --> 00:27:29,297
- What's wrong?
- Open the door.
749
00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:31,357
- I don't know how to open the door.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
750
00:27:31,381 --> 00:27:33,565
- It's a button over there.
- There's a million fuckin' buttons.
751
00:27:33,589 --> 00:27:35,756
Right on your left there.
Press that button.
752
00:27:36,964 --> 00:27:38,506
- Look at you.
- Huh?
753
00:27:38,589 --> 00:27:40,255
- Mr. automotive man.
- Look at that.
754
00:27:40,339 --> 00:27:42,065
L-let's get something to eat,
or something, you know?
755
00:27:42,089 --> 00:27:44,130
- Yeah, you got something on your nose.
- (KNOCKING)
756
00:27:44,214 --> 00:27:46,172
- Hey. What the fuck?
- ROBBER: Open the window.
757
00:27:46,255 --> 00:27:48,798
- Fuck me.
- ROBBER: Come on, Bentley. Give me your money.
758
00:27:48,881 --> 00:27:50,839
- I told you not to get this car.
- Oh, shut up.
759
00:27:50,923 --> 00:27:52,690
- Like a fucking idiot.
- Here. Take it. Have...
760
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:54,523
- ROBBER: What else you got?
- "I got a Bentley. I got a Bentley."
761
00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:56,649
- ROBBER: What else you got in the trunk?
- I got nothin' in there.
762
00:27:56,673 --> 00:27:58,089
Some golf clubs, that's all.
763
00:27:58,172 --> 00:27:59,732
- You don't need that shit.
- Golf clubs. Perfect, pop it.
764
00:27:59,756 --> 00:28:01,357
- Golf clubs?
- ROBBER: That's perfect. Pop it.
765
00:28:01,381 --> 00:28:02,501
Yeah. What's the difference?
766
00:28:02,547 --> 00:28:04,214
Pop the trunk, old timer.
Let's go.
767
00:28:04,297 --> 00:28:06,607
- You don't know how to pop...
- It's right over there, on, on that...
768
00:28:06,631 --> 00:28:09,005
Who are you working with, here?
769
00:28:09,089 --> 00:28:12,464
- I'll be right back.
- Be right back? What are you, a maverick?
770
00:28:14,839 --> 00:28:16,798
Whoa, whoa. What's this?
What's this? No.
771
00:28:16,881 --> 00:28:18,172
Is that a Jets mask?
772
00:28:18,255 --> 00:28:20,005
Yeah, it's a Jets...
I'm a Jets fan.
773
00:28:20,089 --> 00:28:21,565
- You're a Jets fan?
- Yeah. They're the worst.
774
00:28:21,589 --> 00:28:22,839
Unbelievable! Me, too!
775
00:28:22,923 --> 00:28:24,607
Every year they lose.
You think they're gonna make...
776
00:28:24,631 --> 00:28:26,899
- It's awful. My friend killed himself.
- He's better off.
777
00:28:26,923 --> 00:28:29,440
They're responsible for murder.
They should put 'em all in prison.
778
00:28:29,464 --> 00:28:31,064
Sam: Uh,
I think my boss is being robbed.
779
00:28:31,130 --> 00:28:32,214
What is this, a putter?
780
00:28:32,297 --> 00:28:33,732
Let me just take a look
at this putter.
781
00:28:33,756 --> 00:28:35,315
- I'm gonna need that.
- No, it's an interesting...
782
00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:37,381
Listen, man. I need the putter...
783
00:28:37,464 --> 00:28:38,881
(POLICE SIREN BLARING)
784
00:28:38,964 --> 00:28:40,923
Keep the putter, you son of a...
785
00:28:41,005 --> 00:28:43,422
(FOOTSTEPS RUNNING)
786
00:28:44,255 --> 00:28:47,005
(POLICE SIREN CONTINUES)
787
00:28:49,964 --> 00:28:51,381
Oh, thank God.
788
00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:52,547
What happened?
789
00:28:52,631 --> 00:28:55,798
(POLICE SIRENS APPROACHING)
790
00:28:55,881 --> 00:28:57,756
We have to talk.
791
00:28:57,839 --> 00:28:59,798
Lewis.
792
00:29:00,381 --> 00:29:01,756
Lewis.
793
00:29:01,839 --> 00:29:03,756
(POLICE SIRENS BLARING)
794
00:29:06,005 --> 00:29:07,881
Did you notice
the tremendous tip I left?
795
00:29:07,964 --> 00:29:09,774
- Did I notice?
- I, I filled it out right in front of you,
796
00:29:09,798 --> 00:29:11,464
- hoping you'd see it.
- (LAUGHS)
797
00:29:11,547 --> 00:29:13,190
- Huh? You liked it, right?
- I liked it. Yeah.
798
00:29:13,214 --> 00:29:15,732
- Sometimes I like a man to show off a little bit like that.
- Yeah.
799
00:29:15,756 --> 00:29:17,798
I didn't do it for the waiter.
I, I did it for you.
800
00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:19,756
Aw, thank you, Larry.
801
00:29:19,839 --> 00:29:23,130
So how's the whole grieving
thing going? Are you...
802
00:29:23,214 --> 00:29:26,089
- Oh.
- Are you feeling... widowy?
803
00:29:26,172 --> 00:29:30,047
Well, I'm not feeling
particularly widowy tonight.
804
00:29:30,130 --> 00:29:31,589
- Oh, is that so?
- Hmm.
805
00:29:31,673 --> 00:29:33,964
- Interesting.
- (GIGGLES SOFTLY)
806
00:29:34,047 --> 00:29:35,381
Mm.
807
00:29:35,464 --> 00:29:38,631
- Aah. I like to hear that. That's very good.
- Mm.
808
00:29:38,714 --> 00:29:41,589
- Yeah.
- Oh. Oh, dear.
809
00:29:41,673 --> 00:29:43,673
- Oh. I'm sorry, Larry.
- Yeah.
810
00:29:43,756 --> 00:29:44,756
Yeah.
811
00:29:44,839 --> 00:29:46,422
- Mm.
- Mm.
812
00:29:46,506 --> 00:29:48,047
- May he rest in peace.
- Yes.
813
00:29:48,130 --> 00:29:50,798
Is there anything else
on your mind?
814
00:29:51,047 --> 00:29:52,506
Well...
815
00:29:53,547 --> 00:29:55,297
Now that your mention it,
816
00:29:55,381 --> 00:29:57,130
one small thing.
817
00:29:57,214 --> 00:30:01,047
- A few days before Carl died...
- Mm-hmm.
818
00:30:01,130 --> 00:30:03,089
- We played golf. And, uh...
- Yeah.
819
00:30:03,172 --> 00:30:05,255
It was me and Jeff
against Carl and Lewis.
820
00:30:05,339 --> 00:30:08,422
- And I have found out subsequently...
- Mm.
821
00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:11,881
That Lewis was using
an illegal putter.
822
00:30:11,964 --> 00:30:13,422
So...
823
00:30:13,506 --> 00:30:17,130
you know, I feel like
that $500 that I gave Carl
824
00:30:17,214 --> 00:30:20,130
- was, was taken under false pretenses.
- Yeah?
825
00:30:20,214 --> 00:30:22,923
Okay. Why are you
telling me this?
826
00:30:23,005 --> 00:30:24,673
I just feel I'm owed that money.
827
00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:26,589
- The man is dead.
- Yeah.
828
00:30:26,673 --> 00:30:29,714
- He can't pay you back.
- Right. But...
829
00:30:30,214 --> 00:30:34,172
- Are you asking me to pay you $500?
- No. No.
830
00:30:34,255 --> 00:30:35,673
No. The, the estate.
831
00:30:35,756 --> 00:30:38,506
- The estate is me, Larry.
- Ah.
832
00:30:38,589 --> 00:30:40,214
I don't know why
you're asking this now.
833
00:30:40,297 --> 00:30:42,881
You know, I just feel like
I was cheated out of a win.
834
00:30:42,964 --> 00:30:45,047
Like in 2017
835
00:30:45,130 --> 00:30:47,005
when, uh, Austin
Seferian-Jenkins
836
00:30:47,089 --> 00:30:48,940
caught that ball and then
they said it wasn't a catch.
837
00:30:48,964 --> 00:30:52,172
- So stupid. Cost the Jets the win.
- (SCOFFS)
838
00:30:52,255 --> 00:30:54,523
- The Jets?
- Yeah, they, they couldn't beat the Patriots.
839
00:30:54,547 --> 00:30:56,673
The fucking Jets, Larry?
840
00:30:57,214 --> 00:31:00,381
You come into this house,
and bring up the Jets?
841
00:31:00,464 --> 00:31:02,381
Do you know how much
disappointment
842
00:31:02,464 --> 00:31:04,047
I have had to live with
from the Jets?
843
00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:05,810
- You've lived with disappointment?
- Yeah.
844
00:31:05,839 --> 00:31:07,119
- Are you serious?
- Yeah, Larry.
845
00:31:07,172 --> 00:31:08,732
Do you know what this team
has done to me?
846
00:31:08,756 --> 00:31:11,005
I haven't enjoyed
a football season
847
00:31:11,089 --> 00:31:12,506
since 1969.
848
00:31:12,589 --> 00:31:14,964
- Oh.
- Maybe '98 when Parcells was the coach for a year.
849
00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:17,756
- Get out of here.
- That was good, too. But that's it.
850
00:31:17,839 --> 00:31:20,506
No, please, Larry.
Get out of here.
851
00:31:20,589 --> 00:31:24,172
- Oh, literally?
- Get the fuck out, Larry.
852
00:31:24,631 --> 00:31:26,464
Literally.
853
00:31:26,547 --> 00:31:29,839
Mm. (SMACKS LIPS) Okay.
854
00:31:29,923 --> 00:31:32,589
- (PATS)
- (SIGHS)
855
00:31:34,297 --> 00:31:36,381
Oh, by the way, Seferian-Jenkins
856
00:31:36,464 --> 00:31:38,005
didn't survive
the recovery, Larry.
857
00:31:38,089 --> 00:31:39,981
- Oh. Oh, is that so?
- He didn't survive the ground...
858
00:31:40,005 --> 00:31:41,631
- on the recovery!
- Is that so?
859
00:31:41,714 --> 00:31:43,798
- Yeah.
- You don't know what you're talking about.
860
00:31:43,881 --> 00:31:46,714
- Watch the playback, Larry.
- I've seen the playback 100 times.
861
00:31:46,798 --> 00:31:49,047
- I've seen it, too.
- That was a catch.
862
00:31:49,130 --> 00:31:51,673
- Oh, come on!
- That was a bullshit call.
863
00:31:53,130 --> 00:31:56,506
- Let me show you to your table.
- Please do.
864
00:31:58,339 --> 00:32:00,381
- Left turn.
- I know.
865
00:32:01,005 --> 00:32:03,422
- Well, hello, ladies.
- Hello.
866
00:32:03,506 --> 00:32:05,506
- Lovely dress.
- Why, thank you.
867
00:32:05,589 --> 00:32:07,839
Well, what a fine-looking group.
868
00:32:07,923 --> 00:32:11,339
It is a great honor
to be sitting amongst you.
869
00:32:14,047 --> 00:32:16,214
You know, there are a ton
of different restaurants
870
00:32:16,297 --> 00:32:18,172
for you to patronize
here in L.A.
871
00:32:18,255 --> 00:32:21,339
Do me a favor. Get lost.
872
00:32:21,422 --> 00:32:24,172
Very well. Benvenuto a Tiato.
873
00:32:24,255 --> 00:32:27,673
Mille grazie. Mille grazie.
874
00:32:28,756 --> 00:32:29,923
Ah?
875
00:32:30,005 --> 00:32:33,089
(SIGHS) A man can relax.
876
00:32:33,172 --> 00:32:35,964
- And breathe some fresh air.
- And breathe this fresh air.
877
00:32:36,047 --> 00:32:38,089
Gentlemen, great to see you.
878
00:32:38,172 --> 00:32:40,130
- Well, look who's here.
- (HAROLD LAUGHS)
879
00:32:40,214 --> 00:32:42,214
This is Harold,
the bathroom attendant
880
00:32:42,297 --> 00:32:43,815
- I was telling you about.
- JEFF: Harold!
881
00:32:43,839 --> 00:32:45,964
- LARRY: Yeah. Yeah.
- Well, let me say, let's shake.
882
00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:48,381
- I can't thank you enough.
- Eh, my pleasure.
883
00:32:48,464 --> 00:32:51,089
- Seriously. The tips are great.
- Oh, I'm so happy for you.
884
00:32:51,172 --> 00:32:52,857
Not only that,
I'm not getting that look, you know?
885
00:32:52,881 --> 00:32:54,440
- Oh, yeah.
- Like, oh, this guy in the bathroom.
886
00:32:54,464 --> 00:32:56,255
Yeah. What, what are you
doing in here? Yeah.
887
00:32:57,130 --> 00:32:59,047
And these are for you. For you.
888
00:32:59,130 --> 00:33:01,172
- Great. Thanks so much.
- A couple for later.
889
00:33:01,255 --> 00:33:02,935
- Actually, I know them.
- LARRY: Hey, hey.
890
00:33:03,005 --> 00:33:04,357
- He's with me.
- SAM: Those are my friends over there.
891
00:33:04,381 --> 00:33:06,047
- LARRY: He, he belongs over here.
- Hey.
892
00:33:06,130 --> 00:33:07,464
- How you guys doing?
- Hey, Sam.
893
00:33:07,547 --> 00:33:09,147
- SAM: What's going on?
- JEFF: Hey, Sam.
894
00:33:09,172 --> 00:33:11,339
Uh, Larry,
I want to thank you again for the referral.
895
00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:12,902
I had the examination
with Mrs. Sacks.
896
00:33:12,964 --> 00:33:14,381
Oh, great, great. How did it go?
897
00:33:14,464 --> 00:33:16,631
Yeah, she just had
a small rash on her neck.
898
00:33:16,714 --> 00:33:19,148
- LARRY: Yeah.
- Probably the result of stress. You know, she's mourning
899
00:33:19,172 --> 00:33:21,012
right now and that can
take a toll on the skin.
900
00:33:21,047 --> 00:33:22,607
- Yeah, terrible toll.
- Um, other than that,
901
00:33:22,631 --> 00:33:24,732
incredibly healthy skin.
Maybe the healthiest I've seen
902
00:33:24,756 --> 00:33:26,130
in all my years in the field.
903
00:33:26,214 --> 00:33:27,923
Uh, wonderful
fibroblastic health,
904
00:33:28,005 --> 00:33:29,589
flawless lymphatic system.
905
00:33:29,673 --> 00:33:32,756
Really everything from epidermis
to subcutaneous layer just...
906
00:33:32,839 --> 00:33:34,190
- LARRY: Ah.
- The image of health.
907
00:33:34,214 --> 00:33:35,714
She did have a few questions
908
00:33:35,798 --> 00:33:37,547
regarding some really
minor irregularities,
909
00:33:37,631 --> 00:33:40,255
so I did go ahead and conduct
a, uh, full body exam.
910
00:33:40,756 --> 00:33:42,089
- Full body?
- Yeah.
911
00:33:42,172 --> 00:33:44,839
Well, standard checkup
is full body. Yeah.
912
00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:47,255
Did you examine...
913
00:33:48,547 --> 00:33:51,255
- everything?
- Everything.
914
00:33:51,756 --> 00:33:52,881
And?
915
00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:55,714
The only word that
comes to mind is, uh...
916
00:33:56,631 --> 00:33:58,089
magical.
917
00:34:01,464 --> 00:34:03,047
- (MAN GASPING)
- WOMAN: Oh, my God!
918
00:34:03,130 --> 00:34:05,631
- MAN 2: What happened?
- WOMAN: I don't know!
919
00:34:05,714 --> 00:34:08,881
Help! Uh, someone's having
a seizure in the ugly section.
920
00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:10,589
Is anyone here a doctor?
921
00:34:10,673 --> 00:34:13,130
No. But my father is.
922
00:34:14,964 --> 00:34:17,255
(SILVERWARE CLATTERING)
923
00:34:20,714 --> 00:34:22,798
♪
924
00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:36,273
- CHERYL DAVID: Hi, guys.
- JEFF GREENE: Hi, ladies.
925
00:35:36,297 --> 00:35:37,523
- LARRY DAVID: Oh...
- I'm glad you're here.
926
00:35:37,547 --> 00:35:38,547
Are you?
927
00:35:38,881 --> 00:35:40,398
I never thought I'd hear those
words come out of your mouth.
928
00:35:40,422 --> 00:35:41,690
♪ ("EL DESEO"
BY JANET SHERBOURNE PLAYS) ♪
929
00:35:41,714 --> 00:35:42,794
- Hey!
- RICHARD LEWIS: Hey!
930
00:35:43,047 --> 00:35:45,798
Jon's starring in a movie.
The character's based on me.
931
00:35:45,881 --> 00:35:47,214
So he's kind of shadowing me.
932
00:35:47,297 --> 00:35:48,457
What's the name of the movie?
933
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:50,422
The Biggest Asshole
that Ever Roamed the Earth?
934
00:35:50,964 --> 00:35:52,649
DAVID: What are you drinking
in the daytime for?
935
00:35:52,673 --> 00:35:54,833
- Who drinks in the daytime?
- People who go to brunch.
936
00:35:54,964 --> 00:35:56,339
Well, we're...
We're not at brunch.
937
00:35:56,422 --> 00:35:58,089
Okay, so I am not having
a mimosa.
938
00:35:58,381 --> 00:36:00,023
- I need you to do me a favor.
- I can't do it.
939
00:36:00,047 --> 00:36:01,523
No, no, you gotta do it.
I can't do it.
940
00:36:01,547 --> 00:36:02,714
I already got my sweats on.
941
00:36:02,798 --> 00:36:04,506
What is it,
an immutable law of physics?
942
00:36:04,589 --> 00:36:06,189
Once you're in sweats,
you can't get out?
943
00:36:06,214 --> 00:36:08,214
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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