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And then you go like this.
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And then the music goes
dah dah dah dah-dah-dah,
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and then you finish like this.
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Do you think I'll make the cheer squad?
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Can I be frank with you?
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Of course. After all,
your podcast is called
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"Getting Frank with Franklin."
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Frankly, you were amazing.
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I only wish my listeners
could see your routine.
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I'm your only listener,
so technically, they can.
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Today's episode was written,
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produced, and edited by me, Franklin.
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And our outro today was
performed by me, also Franklin.
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"Getting F-F-F-F-Frank with Franklin"!
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That was my 99th episode.
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Wow. You should do something
special for your 100th.
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Yeah. Maybe you could have
a guest other than me.
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Mrs. Otto, I've always wanted to know
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who the woman is
behind the laundry basket.
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Would you be my guest
on the 100th episode
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of "Getting Frank with Franklin"?
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Here are my demands...
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I want a comfy chair,
peanut butter pretzels,
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and if Hollywood decides
to make a TV show out of it,
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I want Scarlett Johansson to play me.
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Done, done, and I love
the confidence, lady.
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You should interview the whole family.
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Yes! This is going to be
the best 100th episode ever!
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Or best 107th,
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if, as I suspect, I've counted wrong.
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I call this "Huevos Ottos."
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It's like Huevos Rancheros,
but instead of pinto beans,
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I used bacon, 'cause that's all
you had in your meat drawer.
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And your veggie drawer.
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Mmm, delicious.
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Yeah, yeah. He made eggs.
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I'm trying to tell you about
the app we're working on.
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Gyftee is ready for a trial run,
and if it's successful,
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that alone will get me into Harvard.
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Then Cooper will roll up his sleeves,
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buckle down, and buy his way in.
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Has anybody seen my Oranginas?
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Oh, Cooper and I drank them.
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I was expecting juice,
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but it was more like orange soda
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that didn't have the courage
of its conviction.
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They had a Post-it with my name on it.
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I'll just buy some more.
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There you go. Give 'em hell, honey!
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Mr. Otto, would it be okay
if I used your office
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to interview people
for my 100th podcast?
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It has the best acoustics in the house
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and your desk chair
is good for my sciatica.
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Of course. Wow, 100 episodes.
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I gotta say, I'm impressed
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with your stick-to-itiveness, Franklin.
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Speaking of which, Katie,
how's your mommy vlog going?
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You haven't done an entry in a week.
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I don't know, Greg.
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How are those dumbbells in the garage
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you bought four years ago?
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I strained my shoulder.
It takes time to heal.
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I'm taking a breather from my vlog.
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The truth is, it eats up a lot of time,
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and realistically, the chances
of it being successful
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in the long term are slim.
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- Mm.
- Hey, Mom, check it out.
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I can do the splits.
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Honey, that is amazing.
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But you know what might be
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better for you than cheerleading?
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School mascot.
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You don't think I'll make the squad?
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Of course I do.
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But there are so many cheerleaders
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and only one mascot, so that's special.
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And you're special.
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So, there's a convergence
of specialness...
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Which is special.
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Dad, there's another
attack ad against you,
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but this time it's from Principal Ablin.
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Greg Otto is running for City Council,
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and he says he's one of you.
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But is he?
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He's only been in Westport
for four years.
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My family has been here
for over 2,000 years.
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Greg Otto pronounces
Compo Beach "Campo Beach."
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He's not one of us.
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"Campo Beach"?
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I thought I knew you.
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None of that is true!
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So what are you going to do about it?
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I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
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Nothing.
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I'm going to take the high road.
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I will not get in the muck
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with my opponents.
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Oh, Greg. You are already so mucked.
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Andre, what are you doing here?
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Uh, you forgot your sweater in class,
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so I thought I'd drop by on my way home.
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Don't you live on campus?
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Yeah, yeah. Let me correct myself.
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I thought that I'd drop off your
sweater nowhere near my home.
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So I'll, uh, see you
in school on Monday.
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In that sweater
or wear whatever you want,
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or you don't have to wear
anything at all.
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I mean, wear something. Bye!
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Oy.
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You've never seen Greg Otto
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and the Prime Minister of
Turkey in the same room.
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A lot of people are asking why.
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Mr. Otto?!
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I'm not the Prime Minister of Turkey!
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Why haven't you been practicing
your cheerleading routine?
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Maybe my mom's right.
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She tried to spin
the whole mascot thing,
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but what she's really telling me
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is that I'm not gonna make the team.
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She's not wrong.
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When I do a cartwheel, my hands
and feet don't leave the ground.
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I'm all cart, no wheel.
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But let's not talk about me.
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This is your day.
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How do I look?
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Like a tween George Stephanopoulos.
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Siri, show me George Stephanopoulos.
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Bangin'.
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Hey, Dad, can I get a level on you?
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Four score...
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That's enough.
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Welcome to the 100th episode of
"Getting Frank with Franklin."
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My first guest is
a Pulitzer Prize-winning author,
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Greg Otto.
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I don't have one of those.
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No? Disappointing.
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We know you're a busy man.
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You're a father, you're a professor,
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you're running for City Council,
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which leads me to my first question...
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Would you rather have
edible spaghetti hair
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or sweat maple syrup?
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That's a tough one to start.
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I'd say sweat maple syrup.
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I struggle with that one every day.
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Along those same lines...
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Why do you completely lack
any sort of backbone?
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Excuse me?
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It's been my observation that
letting people push you around
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is a continuing theme in your life.
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Where are you getting that?
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Letting that attack ad slide
makes you look weak.
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I'm taking the high road!
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Westport is going to pave
right over your "high road"
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if you don't wake up,
speak up, and sack up!
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How'd it go?
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Much, much franker than I thought.
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So, what are your guys' plans
after high school?
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- Well, we're going to...
- Harvard, and then on to...
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Business school.
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Then we're moving to New York
to start our own...
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Boutique hedge fund.
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Jinx, you owe me a billion dollars!
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Hey, Franklin, what time is it?
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Time to get frank with Franklin.
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You two have what's called a
"boy and his dog" relationship.
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What are you talking about?
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Don't you have any of your own plans?
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We just have the same interests,
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and that's why we have the same plan.
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No, you don't.
Oliver, you have the plan.
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This one follows you around
like a lost puppy.
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Y-You're way off base, amigo.
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- Yeah.
- And look who's talking.
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You follow Anna-Kat around all the time.
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Yeah, she's my girlfriend.
It's called being a G.
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And we're back.
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I-I-I'm no puppy.
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I started using bath bombs
and Oliver copied me.
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- And...
- I'm sorry, we're out of time.
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But thank you, Cooper and
Oliver, for being my guests.
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Oliver, you go first.
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Cooper will follow.
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He can't talk to us like that.
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We're Cooliver, damn it.
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What the hell is happening in there?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Taylor Otto?
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Right this way, please.
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- Mom?
- Just be brave.
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After it's all over,
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we'll go to the pharmacy
and you can pick out a toy.
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So, Taylor, what's your favorite color?
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Uh...
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blue?
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According to my research,
that's correct.
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Oh, yes, I knew it!
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Look, Taylor,
we've had our ups and downs,
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minor flirtations,
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but we've both come out
the other side as friends.
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I'm really thrilled you're on
my 100th episode.
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Thank you.
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Well, I think that's it.
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- Oh, really?
- That's it?!
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That's all you're gonna say
to this cheating harlot?
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- Hey!
- Sorry, she's just very protective of Trip.
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She doesn't want him to get hurt
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because of what you're doing with Andre.
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There is nothing going on
between me and Andre.
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Oh, please.
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Leaving a sweater behind
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so they'll have to bring it back to you?
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Oldest trick in the book.
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Get her! Be frank with her, Franklin!
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This is not a crime.
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The heart wants what the heart wants.
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No one is here to judge you, Taylor.
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- She is.
- Strumpet!
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What is that?! Use modern words!
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What my associate's trying to say is
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you better figure out
who you want to be with
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before someone gets hurt.
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What I'm trying to say is, you a ho.
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Is that modern enough for you?
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Seriously, what the hell
is happening in there?
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It's an ambush in there! Trust no one!
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Mrs. Otto?
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Yes?
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I'm taking my pepperoni pizza
Lunchables break.
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I'm not sponsored yet,
but I'm hoping to be soon.
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Mm.
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We're ready to do a test run on our app.
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Some avocado toast for the big wigs?
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I think it's well-documented
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that I don't like your personality,
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I think your hair is a bit much,
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I can't stand your face.
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But this...
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This is the best damn
avocado toast I have ever had!
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Also, your shoes irk me.
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Okay, I get my personality,
but my face and my shoes?
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You're out of your mind.
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If this operates properly,
Gyftee will sift through
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all my social-media data and
pick the perfect gift for me.
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What's it suggesting?
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It's a welcome mat that says "go away."
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It works!
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Yes! Let me try.
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What's it say?
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Perfect!
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It's a money clip
engraved with the words
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"Eat, Sleep, Win, Gloat."
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Now do me.
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You got the same money clip!
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Dude, this thing rules!
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What's wrong?
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I don't know. I thought maybe
it might give me something else.
259
00:10:00,131 --> 00:10:01,631
Like some cooking supplies.
260
00:10:01,733 --> 00:10:04,000
No, the app is working perfectly.
261
00:10:04,069 --> 00:10:06,603
We'll need the money clip after
we graduate from Harvard
262
00:10:06,705 --> 00:10:08,438
and start making mad skrilla.
263
00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,006
Well, what if I don't want
to go to Harvard?
264
00:10:10,075 --> 00:10:11,307
But Harvard's our dream.
265
00:10:11,376 --> 00:10:13,409
It's your dream.
266
00:10:14,779 --> 00:10:16,613
Are you two breaking up?
267
00:10:16,681 --> 00:10:18,281
Maybe Franklin's right.
268
00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:20,884
I always do what you want,
go where you want.
269
00:10:20,986 --> 00:10:22,852
Not anymore!
270
00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:27,190
I recognize your expression
from my emotion flashcards.
271
00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:29,626
You are clearly hungry.
272
00:10:29,728 --> 00:10:31,294
Have some more avocado toast.
273
00:10:35,734 --> 00:10:37,200
Franklin put it all in perspective.
274
00:10:37,302 --> 00:10:39,636
Greg Otto is done
taking crap from people!
275
00:10:39,738 --> 00:10:40,837
Except me.
276
00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:42,272
I still want you to take crap from me.
277
00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:43,640
I know. What if I come back at Ablin
278
00:10:43,742 --> 00:10:46,509
by making buttons that say
"Ablin is Ab-Lyin'?"
279
00:10:46,578 --> 00:10:48,878
I love everything about
that idea except the button
280
00:10:48,947 --> 00:10:50,213
and what you're going to write on it.
281
00:10:50,315 --> 00:10:52,615
I guess being cutthroat
just isn't in my nature.
282
00:10:52,684 --> 00:10:54,851
Damn it, I'm letting Franklin down!
283
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,886
What is up with this family
listening to Franklin?
284
00:10:56,955 --> 00:10:58,888
He eats pistachios
with the shells on them.
285
00:10:58,957 --> 00:11:01,124
Honey, what did Franklin say to you?
286
00:11:01,192 --> 00:11:02,659
Tell me.
287
00:11:06,831 --> 00:11:08,932
He said I have feelings
for Andre, my TA.
288
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,400
Do you?
289
00:11:10,502 --> 00:11:11,768
I don't know.
290
00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:13,536
Andre's just so different than Trip.
291
00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:15,104
He's worldly and cultured,
292
00:11:15,206 --> 00:11:16,706
and Trip is none of those things,
293
00:11:16,808 --> 00:11:18,308
but I love him.
294
00:11:18,376 --> 00:11:20,643
Franklin said I have to
explore my feelings.
295
00:11:20,745 --> 00:11:22,278
He said I'm not being fair
to either of them.
296
00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:25,281
What is Franklin learning
in those special ed classes?
297
00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:27,150
He does have a point, though.
298
00:11:27,218 --> 00:11:28,618
You're only 19.
299
00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,054
This is the time where you need
to figure out who you are
300
00:11:31,156 --> 00:11:33,389
and who you want to be with.
301
00:11:33,491 --> 00:11:35,858
I don't know who I want to be with!
302
00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:37,060
What kind of man am I?
303
00:11:37,162 --> 00:11:39,829
I don't know who I am!
304
00:11:41,399 --> 00:11:43,099
Mrs. Otto, you're up.
305
00:11:45,370 --> 00:11:47,704
I don't know exactly how
you made my whole family
306
00:11:47,806 --> 00:11:49,238
question their entire lives,
307
00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:52,508
but just so you know,
you're not gonna rattle me.
308
00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:53,776
I understand.
309
00:11:53,845 --> 00:11:55,945
Anna-Kat, can you please excuse us?
310
00:11:56,047 --> 00:11:57,513
Of course.
311
00:11:57,616 --> 00:11:59,983
Wh-Wh-Where's she going?
312
00:12:00,051 --> 00:12:01,851
I like to start off with a compliment.
313
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,953
My hair looks great today.
314
00:12:04,055 --> 00:12:05,054
- Mm.
- Just kidding.
315
00:12:05,123 --> 00:12:06,723
You're a lady of many talents.
316
00:12:06,825 --> 00:12:09,192
Party planning,
lasagna entrepreneurship,
317
00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:10,259
mommy vlogging.
318
00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:11,861
But I have just one question...
319
00:12:11,963 --> 00:12:13,329
why'd you quit all of them?
320
00:12:13,431 --> 00:12:15,465
Is that all you got?
321
00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:18,334
First of all, I did not quit my vlog.
322
00:12:18,403 --> 00:12:21,604
And the other things are none
of your business, paste-eater.
323
00:12:21,706 --> 00:12:23,473
Can I be frank with you?
324
00:12:23,575 --> 00:12:24,741
Fire away.
325
00:12:24,843 --> 00:12:26,876
I can't help but wonder
if you discouraging Anna-Kat
326
00:12:26,978 --> 00:12:28,511
from trying out for the cheer squad
327
00:12:28,613 --> 00:12:30,313
isn't about Anna-Kat at all,
328
00:12:30,415 --> 00:12:32,348
but more about your own shortcomings.
329
00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:34,684
Are you calling me a bad mom?
330
00:12:34,786 --> 00:12:36,019
Because you're about to be a guest
331
00:12:36,121 --> 00:12:37,654
on "Getting Killed by Katie."
332
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:40,089
No, no. I'm not saying
it's because you're a bad mom.
333
00:12:40,191 --> 00:12:41,991
It's because you had a bad mom.
334
00:12:42,093 --> 00:12:43,726
Anna-Kat, now!
335
00:12:47,532 --> 00:12:49,766
Mom? What are you doing here?
336
00:12:49,868 --> 00:12:52,735
Anna-Kat and Franklin called me
to come for your birthday.
337
00:12:52,837 --> 00:12:54,737
My birthday isn't for five months.
338
00:12:54,839 --> 00:12:57,140
I probably should have known that.
339
00:12:57,242 --> 00:12:58,411
Yeah.
340
00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:04,360
All right, l-let me get this straight.
341
00:13:04,454 --> 00:13:07,086
It's my fault that
Anna-Kat quit cheerleading?
342
00:13:07,149 --> 00:13:09,282
Yes. You gave Katie
a defeatist attitude,
343
00:13:09,351 --> 00:13:11,384
which she's now passing on
to her daughter.
344
00:13:11,453 --> 00:13:13,460
- Where do you get this stuff?
- From you.
345
00:13:13,523 --> 00:13:15,671
It's all right here
in your high-school diary.
346
00:13:15,773 --> 00:13:17,139
You read my high-school diary?
347
00:13:17,178 --> 00:13:18,659
Yes. The head of the research department
348
00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:20,895
found it in the back
of your bedroom closet.
349
00:13:20,964 --> 00:13:22,997
I'm the head of the research department.
350
00:13:23,066 --> 00:13:24,198
Hey, are you one of those kids
351
00:13:24,267 --> 00:13:26,734
who can help me count cards in Vegas?
352
00:13:26,803 --> 00:13:29,837
"My mother is soooo unsupportive."
353
00:13:32,629 --> 00:13:33,729
You want to be a what girl?
354
00:13:33,778 --> 00:13:34,877
A Fly Girl.
355
00:13:34,979 --> 00:13:36,412
Is that like Spanish fly?
356
00:13:36,514 --> 00:13:37,613
No.
357
00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:39,549
They're dancers on the show
"In Living Color."
358
00:13:39,617 --> 00:13:41,784
They're having open auditions. Check it.
359
00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:45,922
♪ Go! ♪
360
00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:46,889
♪ Say party! ♪
361
00:13:46,991 --> 00:13:48,991
♪ P-Party! ♪
362
00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:51,194
♪ You got it, baby! ♪
363
00:13:51,262 --> 00:13:53,863
♪ Unh! Come on! ♪
364
00:13:53,932 --> 00:13:54,997
♪ Say party! ♪
365
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,066
Don't waste your energy, honey.
366
00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:58,666
You're not gonna make it.
367
00:14:02,574 --> 00:14:04,373
You gave me permission to give up,
368
00:14:04,442 --> 00:14:07,376
and now Anna-Kat is giving up
because of me.
369
00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:09,212
Don't talk to me like that.
370
00:14:09,314 --> 00:14:11,647
I am here for your birthday.
371
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,450
And don't give me that whole
"it's not my birthday" thing.
372
00:14:14,552 --> 00:14:15,852
That is disrespectful.
373
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,588
I base my entire parenting style
on not being like you,
374
00:14:18,656 --> 00:14:20,490
and yet I can't escape it.
375
00:14:20,558 --> 00:14:22,258
Why did I end up with your dysfunction
376
00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:23,626
and not your metabolism?
377
00:14:23,728 --> 00:14:26,329
Yes, yes, I discouraged you.
378
00:14:26,397 --> 00:14:30,032
But it was nothing like
what my stepmother did to me.
379
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:32,135
You know, I wanted to
go to college, but she said,
380
00:14:32,237 --> 00:14:34,270
"Well, that's useless if
you're gonna start a family."
381
00:14:34,372 --> 00:14:36,606
So I became a stewardess instead.
382
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:38,508
And you don't hear me whining about it.
383
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:40,209
Sure sounds like
you're whining about it.
384
00:14:40,278 --> 00:14:43,179
Here's my new favorite saying...
shut up, Franklin.
385
00:14:43,281 --> 00:14:47,550
Wait. So my step-great-
grandmother discouraged you?
386
00:14:47,652 --> 00:14:49,919
Yeah. Yeah, I-I guess she's the one
387
00:14:50,021 --> 00:14:53,823
who started me on my own path
of giving up on things.
388
00:14:53,925 --> 00:14:56,559
College, my marriage.
389
00:14:57,629 --> 00:14:59,996
I even gave up on giving up on drinking.
390
00:15:00,098 --> 00:15:01,631
You know what you have to do?
391
00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:03,966
Confront her. Break the family curse.
392
00:15:04,035 --> 00:15:06,469
I haven't talked to that woman
in 20 years.
393
00:15:06,571 --> 00:15:07,804
You can do that?
394
00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:09,438
Why haven't I done that with you?
395
00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,507
We need to confront my stepmother.
396
00:15:11,609 --> 00:15:13,009
Come on.
397
00:15:13,111 --> 00:15:14,911
Go get 'em, ladies!
398
00:15:14,979 --> 00:15:18,080
Oh, my next guest is here.
399
00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:21,350
So, Luthor, let me be frank with you.
400
00:15:21,419 --> 00:15:23,820
You only hurt yourself when you
pee in your water bowl.
401
00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:29,258
This was so nice.
402
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,359
If I knew you were gonna pay for lunch,
403
00:15:30,428 --> 00:15:31,661
I would've ordered something cheaper.
404
00:15:31,729 --> 00:15:33,429
I wanted to thank you
for bringing me my sweater.
405
00:15:33,531 --> 00:15:35,231
Oh, please. I'd do it for any student.
406
00:15:37,702 --> 00:15:39,268
Okay, I-I can't do this anymore.
407
00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:41,804
Honestly, the sweater was just
an excuse to see you.
408
00:15:41,906 --> 00:15:43,005
I shouldn't have said that.
409
00:15:43,074 --> 00:15:44,373
I'm gonna give you $20 for the salmon.
410
00:15:44,475 --> 00:15:45,641
And I shouldn't say this,
411
00:15:45,743 --> 00:15:48,578
but I asked you to lunch because
I wanted to see you too.
412
00:15:53,484 --> 00:15:55,351
Oh, my God, Trip!
413
00:15:55,453 --> 00:15:57,019
Taylor!
414
00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:59,822
This is Andre, my TA.
415
00:15:59,924 --> 00:16:01,657
We're here talking about school stuff.
416
00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:03,392
And this is my coworker, Stella.
417
00:16:03,494 --> 00:16:06,095
We're here talking about work stuff.
418
00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:09,832
Oh, uh, Andre, this is my... Trip.
419
00:16:09,901 --> 00:16:12,401
And, Stella, this is my... Taylor.
420
00:16:12,503 --> 00:16:15,438
Nice to meet you.
421
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:18,407
All right, well, we're gonna
go sit over here.
422
00:16:18,476 --> 00:16:21,277
And we're already seated,
so we're gonna stay right here.
423
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:22,345
Very cool.
424
00:16:22,447 --> 00:16:23,679
Enjoy talking about work.
425
00:16:23,781 --> 00:16:25,114
Enjoy talking about school.
426
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:33,656
Do you think Stella's pretty?
427
00:16:33,725 --> 00:16:35,992
I'm just gonna give you $30
for the salmon and head out.
428
00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:45,368
I brought you something.
429
00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:47,370
Did Gyftee pick me out a wall fish
430
00:16:47,438 --> 00:16:49,038
that says "show me the money"?
431
00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:50,539
Gyftee got it wrong,
432
00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:52,975
but I'm pretty sure
your boy got it right.
433
00:16:57,482 --> 00:16:58,915
"King of la cocina."
434
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,416
I love it!
435
00:17:00,518 --> 00:17:01,651
It's perfect!
436
00:17:01,753 --> 00:17:03,319
I've been so focused on what I want,
437
00:17:03,421 --> 00:17:05,321
I just assumed
you wanted the same thing.
438
00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:06,923
But if cooking's what makes you happy,
439
00:17:06,991 --> 00:17:08,357
then that's what you should
go to school for.
440
00:17:08,459 --> 00:17:09,992
Thanks.
441
00:17:10,094 --> 00:17:12,228
I actually have been looking
at some culinary schools.
442
00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:14,163
Yeah. We don't have to do
everything together
443
00:17:14,265 --> 00:17:15,431
to stay best friends.
444
00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:16,732
I'll go to Harvard.
445
00:17:16,801 --> 00:17:19,502
And I'll go to Cambridge
Culinary School right next door.
446
00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:22,204
Let's celebrate our new plan
with some of Greg's Oranginas.
447
00:17:27,512 --> 00:17:28,844
Those beverages are for me
448
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,314
and my new life coach/campaign manager.
449
00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:33,416
- Lonnie?
- He's gonna help me play dirty,
450
00:17:33,518 --> 00:17:35,217
fight back, and win this election.
451
00:17:35,286 --> 00:17:37,053
Your dad needed an expert
in social media
452
00:17:37,121 --> 00:17:38,187
and messing with people.
453
00:17:38,289 --> 00:17:39,455
I'm both.
454
00:17:39,524 --> 00:17:40,890
And a licensed notary
if you need that too.
455
00:17:40,992 --> 00:17:41,958
- Hmm.
- Brrap brrap!
456
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:46,762
Kathryn?
457
00:17:46,864 --> 00:17:48,197
Hello, Margaret.
458
00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:50,299
I was surprised when you reached out
459
00:17:50,401 --> 00:17:52,935
- and wanted to catch up.
- Oh.
460
00:17:53,004 --> 00:17:55,037
Last time I saw you
was at your father's funeral,
461
00:17:55,139 --> 00:17:57,273
and you told me...
462
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:59,542
"too bad it's not yours."
463
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:02,111
Mm. Uh, you know my daughter Katie.
464
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:06,782
Ah, you were the one who liked to dance.
465
00:18:06,884 --> 00:18:08,818
Dance into my lamps.
466
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,820
You still owe me $20.
467
00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:13,589
Now I get the whole "not talking
to her for 20 years" thing.
468
00:18:13,658 --> 00:18:15,925
Margaret, when I was young,
469
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:18,127
I told you I wanted to go to college,
470
00:18:18,229 --> 00:18:19,495
but you discouraged me.
471
00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:23,199
And that bad advice had
a major impact on my life.
472
00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:26,168
I don't remember that conversation,
473
00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:28,070
but I trust what you say is true.
474
00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:30,206
And all I can say is...
475
00:18:30,308 --> 00:18:33,275
get the [bleep] over it.
476
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:36,045
Mom, it's not like I've never
heard that word before.
477
00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:37,313
You're always cursing.
478
00:18:37,415 --> 00:18:39,615
Our house is like a prestige HBO drama.
479
00:18:39,717 --> 00:18:41,417
Get over it?
480
00:18:41,486 --> 00:18:43,085
How can you say that?
481
00:18:43,187 --> 00:18:44,820
It happened years ago!
482
00:18:44,922 --> 00:18:47,323
Was it a mistake? Maybe.
483
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:50,459
But people say a lot of things,
and at some point,
484
00:18:50,561 --> 00:18:52,828
you have to take responsibility
for yourself.
485
00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:56,665
Huh. Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right.
486
00:18:57,735 --> 00:19:01,170
It's not my fault that
you don't see things through.
487
00:19:01,272 --> 00:19:04,106
So, yeah, I told you
you shouldn't become a Fly Girl.
488
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:06,242
Get the [bleep] over it!
489
00:19:06,344 --> 00:19:08,310
- You're not wrong.
- Hmm.
490
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:10,346
Honey, sometimes parents
491
00:19:10,448 --> 00:19:12,615
discourage their children
to protect them,
492
00:19:12,717 --> 00:19:14,817
but if you want to do something,
493
00:19:14,919 --> 00:19:17,253
don't let anyone get in your way.
494
00:19:17,355 --> 00:19:18,521
So go out for cheerleading.
495
00:19:18,623 --> 00:19:20,523
I'm gonna be there to root you on.
496
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:23,559
And I'm going back on my mommy vlog.
497
00:19:23,661 --> 00:19:27,696
Okay, Margaret, um,
I think we can sign off now.
498
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,999
Hang on. Let me give you my Venmo
499
00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:32,968
so Katie can pay me back
for that lamp she broke.
500
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:34,837
Sure thing. What is it?
501
00:19:34,939 --> 00:19:38,074
Lowercase A with a circle around it.
502
00:19:38,199 --> 00:19:41,433
Capital M, capital A...
503
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:48,751
Oh, how'd it go?
504
00:19:48,853 --> 00:19:50,186
I didn't make the squad.
505
00:19:50,288 --> 00:19:52,888
But she is going to try again next year.
506
00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:55,157
The important thing is she gave it a go.
507
00:19:55,259 --> 00:19:56,692
Show me the routine.
508
00:19:56,794 --> 00:19:57,993
Okay.
509
00:19:59,931 --> 00:20:03,132
Sometimes it takes a little frankness
510
00:20:03,234 --> 00:20:05,334
to set someone in the right direction.
511
00:20:05,436 --> 00:20:08,337
It's that kind of honesty
that helps a family grow.
512
00:20:08,439 --> 00:20:11,974
To live better and love more.
513
00:20:12,076 --> 00:20:13,109
Ooh!
514
00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:15,544
The cheer squad was crazy
not to pick you.
515
00:20:15,646 --> 00:20:19,304
But at the end of the day,
lying is easier.
516
00:20:25,763 --> 00:20:27,096
This paella is...
517
00:20:27,216 --> 00:20:28,805
Que bueno? I know, bro.
518
00:20:28,907 --> 00:20:30,907
Pass me more paella. Now!
519
00:20:31,009 --> 00:20:33,243
We get it. You're assertive.
520
00:20:33,345 --> 00:20:34,544
Do you think I should break up with Trip
521
00:20:34,646 --> 00:20:35,879
and see where things go with Andre?
522
00:20:35,981 --> 00:20:37,247
Honey, you never quit a job
523
00:20:37,349 --> 00:20:39,182
until you're sure
you've got another one.
524
00:20:39,284 --> 00:20:41,685
Unless you're willing to
hold down two jobs at once.
525
00:20:41,787 --> 00:20:42,719
Grandma!
526
00:20:42,821 --> 00:20:44,521
Oh, I know. You're not ready.
527
00:20:44,623 --> 00:20:46,956
That was your best episode yet,
Franklin.
528
00:20:47,059 --> 00:20:48,058
Thanks.
529
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,060
- Here's to 100 more.
- Oh.
530
00:20:50,162 --> 00:20:52,195
And it doesn't matter what
time slot you're in, Franklin.
531
00:20:52,297 --> 00:20:54,731
Your fans will always follow.
532
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:55,765
Cheers!
533
00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:58,635
Hear, hear!
534
00:20:58,737 --> 00:21:00,470
To 100!
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