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Previously on Yellowjackets...
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Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
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We're going
to motherfucking nationals!
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All I know is that what happened
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was a tragedy.
Those girls were special.
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Hustle up.
It's gonna be a long flight.
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- They were champions.
- I fucking love you, Jackie.
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If we're each other's first,
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- then we'll be linked forever.
- Jeff's a virgin?
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Shauna Shipman.
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You're the only one who's always
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been there for me.
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Jeff, pull over.
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I thought
we weren't doing this again.
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Tell me you love me.
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I love you, Shauna.
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The plane crashed.
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A bunch of my friends died,
and the rest of us
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starved and scavenged
and prayed for 19 months
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until they finally found us.
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I'm Taissa Turner,
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and as State Senator,
I want to lead New Jersey
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out of the wilderness.
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We agreed.
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Stay out of the public eye.
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Have you talked to Nat?
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She's in rehab, again.
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After they rescued us, I...
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I lost my purpose.
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I finally know
how to get it back.
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Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
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Buzz! Buzz!
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The Lord is my shepherd,
and even though I walk
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through the valley
of the shadow of death...
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We'll reset after 30 seconds.
Confirm.
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- 22 out. Speed brake!
- Speed brake.
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-Dump fuel.
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Dumping fuel!
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Except for you
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Don't ever let anyone
step all over you
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Just open your heart...
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Hello?
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Misty! Oh, my gosh. Hi.
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What do you want, Becky?
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Sorry. I'm sure
you're, like, so busy.
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We just thought you should
know that Robbie Delgado...
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He's telling everybody
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you two did anal
in the janitor's closet.
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Well, for your information,
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I've never even been
in the janitor's closet.
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So where'd you guys do it then?
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I didn't...
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I didn't do anal
with Robbie Delgado.
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But you've done it
with somebody else.
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Do you, like, love anal?
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No. No, I-I've never...
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You know what I think?
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I think you wish someone
would do anal to you, Misty.
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Only, you're too ugly
to, like, find a victim.
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Ah. Mm.
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You can think what you want.
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Opinion is the wilderness
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between knowledge and ignorance.
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That's Plato.
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Oh, my gosh.
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You're such a fucking weirdo.
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Until then, baby...
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Come on.
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- Come on.
- Come on. Go.
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Please, God.
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Push it out! Push it out!
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Shauna. Shauna, get the fuck up!
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Push! Push!
Come on, come on. Go, go, go!
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Help! Help, help!
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Help.
Help me, help me, help me.
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It's Van.
- I'm stuck!
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- We have to help her.
- I can't breathe!
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- I'm coming, Van!
- Help me! Help me!
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- Help me!
- I'm coming.
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-Come on. Oh, God.
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It's stuck.
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I can't get out!
Can't get out.
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- Hurry up!
- Oh, my God!
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Shauna, we got to go.
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-We got to go.
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- Shauna, we have to go!
- Shauna! No!
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Shauna!
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We have to go back inside!
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- Have you seen Van?
- Sorry.
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Has anybody seen...?
Have you seen Van?
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Have you? Van?
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Van?
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Help!
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Coach Scott.
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Coach Scott!
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Help!
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I'm coming!
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-Coming. Oh!
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Coming! Coach. Coach!
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Let me see.
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-Hey, girls, is it, uh...?
Yeah?
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Can you move it?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Here. Come on. Come on.
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- Come on.
- Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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Oh, fucking God!
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Coach?
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- Coach!
- Coach? Coach?
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Shauna, please.
There's nothing we could do.
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Jesus.
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Coach.
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Surprise.
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Van.
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-Van!
Ty.
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What the fuck?
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Help me move him!
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I'm hungry, I'm dirty
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I'm losing my mind,
everything's fine!
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Bubble baths.
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Walks in the rain.
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Muscular calves.
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Escalators.
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Knuckles. Steamed clams.
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Obviously.
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But enough about me.
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What turns you on, Stan?
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Oh. Uh...
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I don't know, just, uh...
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the usual stuff.
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Hair?
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Oh. Well.
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I can work with that.
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- Another Rioja, hon?
- No, that's, uh...
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- That'd be great.
- It's just,
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I have to be up
kind of early tomorrow, so...
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I-It's six o'clock.
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And I thought you said
that you just got fired.
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Well, technically I said
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there were some...
intradepartmental
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redundancies post-merger, so,
you know, I wasn't really fired
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so much as it's, uh...
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What the hell?
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I suppose one more drink
won't kill me.
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And did we want to take
a look at some menus?
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Oh, I think just...
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I honestly don't see
how we couldn't.
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Like this, got it?
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As much as you can and fast.
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We're gonna need
to change the bandages soon.
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And then hourly after that.
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If he even lives that long.
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Don't say that.
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Just...
just, uh, keep ripping them up.
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Okay?
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Yeah. Good, good, good.
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Ow. Watch it.
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Hold still, then.
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No, no, no.
It's-it's too loose, here.
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Fuck.
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You need to... stop the bleeding
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without cutting off
the circulation.
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How do you know how
to do all this?
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I took the Red Cross
babysitter training class.
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Twice.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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All right,
bleeding's slowing down.
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We need to disinfect it somehow.
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Um, maybe something
from the bar cart?
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There wasn't one.
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I mean, it was just soda.
It's cheaper that way.
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Maybe somebody brought
contraband.
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Okay. Wow.
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Well, did you?
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Obviously.
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But I stashed it
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in my bag,
and God knows where that is now.
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Guys, how about this?
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Hey, that's m... Uh...
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A great idea, Van.
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Witch hazel, isopropyl alcohol.
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Actually, this could work. Okay.
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-Lie back. Lie back.
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Lie back.
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Lie back. Lie back.
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Oh, Jesus!
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Fuck, my leg!
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Oh, fuck!
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Is it bad?
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How bad is it?
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Well, the good news is I...
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You're gonna be fine, Coach.
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You got pretty banged up, but
Misty's doing a really good job.
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Right, Misty?
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We have to tell him.
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And freak him out worse?
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Are you really that psyched
to tell him you chopped
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his fucking leg off with an axe?
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- Yeah?
- Hey. It's me.
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Yeah. I know. Do you not know
how cell phones work?
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- Are you home?
- Maybe.
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Oh, do you not know
how being home works?
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What do you want, Mom?
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I just realized I forgot
to defrost the chuck.
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Literally, what are you
even talking about?
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For dinner tomorrow.
Can you just...
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take it
out of the freezer, please?
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Fine, okay.
What does it look like?
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Like a little refrigerator
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on top of the big refrigerator.
It's meat, Callie.
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It looks like frozen meat.
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Ah, fuck!
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Callie...
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I have to go. Sorry.
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Who taught you how to drive?
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- Are you okay?
- No, actually, I'm not.
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Because you, sir,
are a fucking asshole.
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Wow.
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You know, usually it takes
people at least a few minutes
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of conversation
to figure that out.
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You're good.
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What is, what is this?
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Adorable?
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Are you trying
to be adorable with me?
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Does that usually work for you?
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You know what, this...
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this is not my fault, okay?
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Because you can't just stop
without warning.
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It is... it's crazy!
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Look, I'm honestly
not sure what to do here.
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Because, A, you rear-ended me,
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so technically
this is your fault.
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And B, that's literally
what taillights are for.
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How do you know
your taillights aren't out?
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Are they?
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That's not the point. I...
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You are so mad.
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And yet so wrong.
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Look, you clearly took
the worst of it here.
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We probably don't need to get
our insurance involved.
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Oh, God. Really?
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You got a pen?
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- A pen?
- Well, I figured
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if I asked for your phone
I might end up in the hospital.
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Oh. Okay, um...
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Here you go.
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That's the number
of a body shop.
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I know a good guy there.
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He owes me a favor.
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Just give him a call.
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He'll take care of you, okay?
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Oh, okay.
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I'm Adam, by the way.
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Shauna.
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So tell me, kids.
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How's the sex?
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Yeah, I...
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we've just, um...
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we've both been very busy...
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- Yeah.
- Recently.
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And Jeff's had a lot of...
late nights,
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- um, at work...
- Yeah, we've been having
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a lot of problems
with the inventory database.
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Back at the store.
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Right. Well, I've said it before
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and I'll say it again.
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Marriage lives up here,
dies down here.
269
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,689
That's quite the catchphrase.
270
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,524
I want to assign you two
271
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,735
some real homework this week.
272
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,695
Not only are you gonna have sex,
273
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,698
but I want you
to share a fantasy
274
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,718
with each other... something
you've never shared before.
275
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,077
- No...
- Awesome.
276
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:15,331
I know you've been
together a very long time.
277
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,625
But that is all the more reason
278
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:19,251
to try something new.
279
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,045
Just trust me.
280
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,796
You may find...
281
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,924
you can still
surprise each other.
282
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:35,100
Well, this is me.
283
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,605
Thanks for the ride home.
I, uh...
284
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,774
I can't believe
my car wouldn't start.
285
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:44,610
Just one of those things,
I guess, so weird.
286
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:56,789
Well, this-this-this was, uh...
287
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:59,625
Do you want to come inside?
Um...
288
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,669
You could meet Caligula.
289
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:05,839
Um...
290
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,761
Oh. I see.
291
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,140
It's because you think I'm ugly.
292
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:16,850
What?
293
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:19,019
God, Misty, you're so stupid.
294
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,562
I...
295
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:22,356
I think you're...
296
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,191
-y-you're very...
297
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,277
If you thought I was pretty,
you'd come inside.
298
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,829
So, is it just,
uh, the one bird, or...
299
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:39,832
Stan, you're so funny.
300
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,918
Now, Caligula is
a little protective of me,
301
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,170
but it's all for show.
302
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,839
He's a total sweetheart, really.
303
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,174
But do shield your eyes
if he comes at your face.
304
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,135
What?
305
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,846
Hello, Misty.
306
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:56,306
You crazy fucking bitch.
307
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:59,226
Okay, yeah. I'm out of here.
308
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,483
Hey, Nat.
309
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,235
It's been a while.
310
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,487
Yeah.
311
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,157
You haven't changed.
312
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,370
I take it you know why I'm here.
313
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,540
The postcard.
314
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,586
Yeah.
315
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:27,713
The fucking postcard.
316
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,311
So what does it mean?
317
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,565
You tell me.
318
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,984
Oh. You think...
319
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,321
Hold that thought.
320
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,376
I didn't send it, silly.
321
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,212
See? I got one, too.
322
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,465
It came in the mail
about a week ago.
323
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,759
It's from an online app,
so the postmark
324
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,761
on the envelope is useless.
325
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,598
How do I know you didn't
send it to yourself?
326
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,017
Well, I could ask you
the same thing, so...
327
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,144
I guess we'll just have
to believe each other.
328
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,982
So who's next
on your suspect list?
329
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:32,319
I have a lot of theories,
but do you want to go first?
330
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,071
Oh! Do you want
something to drink?
331
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,782
I've got tea,
I've got coconut La Croix,
332
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,283
I have sherry in the cupboard.
333
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,663
I'm gonna need something
a little stronger than that.
334
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,671
Oh, you got me a drink.
335
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,301
I can't believe
I've never been here before.
336
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,971
It's so, um... so edgy.
337
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,056
-So what have you got?
338
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,516
Oh.
339
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,476
Well, if I've learned anything
340
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,520
in the citizen detective
community...
341
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,231
- The what?
- Citizen detective.
342
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,859
We're like, um, we're like
private investigators,
343
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,319
except for no one hired us
or asked for our help.
344
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,864
We work together online
to solve cold cases.
345
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:19,825
Disappearances, murders.
It's super fun.
346
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,995
So I've been asking myself,
347
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,747
"What does the person
who sent these postcards want?"
348
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:28,625
To scare us,
to mess with our heads.
349
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,627
Make us think about...
350
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,046
what happened out there.
351
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,511
It's obviously a threat.
352
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,533
Who's Jessica Roberts?
353
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:04,369
She claims to be a reporter,
but I think that's a lie.
354
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,496
She's been nosing around.
355
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,208
She claims
she has a book deal, but...
356
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:12,044
Well, how could
she know about...?
357
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,254
You know.
358
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,383
Maybe somebody talked.
359
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,564
You found Travis?
360
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,608
Oh... yeah.
361
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,945
Talk about someone
who didn't want to be found.
362
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:39,279
Here you go, ladies.
363
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,365
From the gentleman in the back.
364
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,450
Says it's your drink of choice.
365
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:49,581
Hey.
366
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,250
Hi.
367
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,043
Wow.
368
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,127
It really is you.
369
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,462
Hi!
370
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,131
-Hey. I'm, um...
Kevyn.
371
00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:01,385
It's Misty. Misty Quigley.
From third period Spanish.
372
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,054
Misty, right. Of course.
373
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,597
Man.
374
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,015
Natalie.
375
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:12,437
It's nice to see you.
376
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,815
Yeah. Yeah, you, too.
377
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,277
Sorry, is this a,
is this a bad time?
378
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:19,861
You in the middle of something?
379
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:22,030
-Mm-hmm.
Right.
380
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:24,408
Got it.
381
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,368
Well, uh...
382
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,454
I don't know how long you're
in town for, but just in case,
383
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:32,291
I'll leave this.
384
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,961
If you maybe want
to maybe get a drink
385
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,005
another 20 years from now,
386
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:39,631
you'll know how to reach me.
387
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,216
Mm-hmm.
388
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,511
All right.
389
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,809
Dang. If somebody had told me
390
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:54,187
that's how goth freak
Kevyn Tan would grow up...
391
00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:58,025
Didn't you two used
to be friends?
392
00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:00,569
Best friends.
393
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,865
So you sure this is him?
394
00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:06,491
Travis?
395
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:08,243
Yeah.
396
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,870
I don't know.
397
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,302
It's gonna hurt for a second.
398
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,970
Ready? One, two, three.
399
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,698
Arm through. You got it.
You got it. Come on, come on,
400
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,475
- come on, you got it.
- Man, Misty is awesome.
401
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:33,518
Dad?
402
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,312
Fuck. Javi!
403
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,814
- Dad?
- Go find Travis.
404
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:40,067
Now. Javi, stop!
405
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:43,362
Shit.
406
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,913
Travis, hey.
407
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:57,376
Your brother's trying
to get back on the plane.
408
00:22:57,417 --> 00:23:00,379
I think he's looking
for your dad.
409
00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:07,594
The door ripped open
when we were going down.
410
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,764
He was trying to help one of you
idiots put on an oxygen mask,
411
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,600
and, uh...
412
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,727
he fell out.
413
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,521
Yeah, well, that...
414
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:21,233
fucking sucks, but...
415
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:24,319
your brother's still here, so...
416
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:28,323
maybe you should go help him.
417
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:34,454
Well, maybe you should mind
your own fucking business, hmm?
418
00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:47,592
I come bearing gifts.
You're welcome.
419
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:50,095
Yes! Rumba's!
420
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,431
So this is your move?
421
00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:54,242
You think you can miss
the parent-teacher conference
422
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,809
and just buy us off
with picadillo?
423
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,727
Oh, I know I can buy off Sammy.
424
00:23:57,769 --> 00:24:00,397
With you it's more like cross
my fingers, hope for the best.
425
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,274
Well, we already ate
at, you know, dinnertime.
426
00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:03,918
Which is why I got the
sandwiches for lunch tomorrow.
427
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:06,153
- And the...
- Pastelitos!
428
00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:09,322
Pastelitos! For dessert.
429
00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:12,284
I am sorry.
430
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,786
Goddamn strategy meetings.
431
00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:19,082
So, how was it?
432
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,209
Did I miss anything big?
433
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:23,211
Uh, hey, kiddo.
434
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:26,548
Why don't you and Manny
take one of those pastelitos
435
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,633
and go watch some TV?
436
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,221
Uh-oh.
That can't be a good sign.
437
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,724
His teacher's concerned.
438
00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:38,393
She says he's having
a hard time making friends.
439
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,731
- That's it?
- Yeah.
440
00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:44,649
Do we know for sure
the other kids don't suck?
441
00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:46,109
- Ty.
- I'm kidding.
442
00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:48,069
- Obviously.
- I know.
443
00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:51,573
But, I mean, I was kind
of a loner when I was his age.
444
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:54,326
There's nothing wrong
with a little self-reliance.
445
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,665
I should have been there.
446
00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:03,502
But you really think there's
something to worry about here?
447
00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:08,131
-Maybe.
448
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,175
I call it...
- I don't know.
449
00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:14,012
Maybe putting him
in public school was a mistake.
450
00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:17,766
No, no. Education is the
cornerstone of your platform,
451
00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:19,559
and you are right.
452
00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:23,230
If everybody who can just bails
on the public system...
453
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:28,610
What you're doing is important,
Ty. It matters.
454
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,862
What we're doing.
455
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,449
It's just been an adjustment,
that's all.
456
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:36,701
I'm used to you being there.
457
00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:39,037
I'm always here.
458
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:08,900
I hate these buttons.
459
00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:11,361
Oh, motherfucker.
460
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,363
Need a little help over there?
461
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:18,159
What, am I not surprising you
with how...
462
00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:20,370
sexy this is?
463
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:24,416
You know, I was thinking...
464
00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:28,712
you know, about what the, uh,
465
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,839
the therapist said
earlier today,
466
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,092
with the whole... fantasy thing?
467
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:36,261
Yeah?
468
00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:39,097
Yeah. I was... you know,
I was just thinking
469
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:43,435
maybe it-it could be
kind of hot if, uh,
470
00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:45,437
you pretended
471
00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:47,897
to be a customer at the store.
472
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:51,276
All right, your fantasy is
473
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:54,779
for me to pretend
to buy furniture?
474
00:26:56,489 --> 00:26:58,450
- It's dumb.
- No. No, no, no.
475
00:26:58,491 --> 00:27:00,118
- Hey.
- I don't know.
476
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,870
It's not. It's not dumb.
477
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:05,040
It's, um...
478
00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:06,541
It's great.
479
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,543
- Let's try it.
- Yeah?
480
00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,629
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
481
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,298
- All right.
- Okay.
482
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,300
All right.
483
00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,719
I... You know, I think
I should leave my clothes on,
484
00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,864
'cause I don't think I would
go shopping without them.
485
00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:21,306
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
486
00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:24,142
Oh, I'll, uh, meet you halfway.
487
00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:28,980
- Then we can... Yeah.
- Yeah.
488
00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:33,234
Oh. Oh, okay.
489
00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:36,821
Uh...
490
00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:44,704
Pardon me.
491
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:47,582
- Okay. No. No, that's...
- Just,
492
00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:49,626
I'm gonna do
something different. Okay.
493
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,797
Excuse me, sir.
494
00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:55,632
I just can't do it.
495
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,634
Nah, you're doing great.
Maybe I should start.
496
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,427
- Yes.
- All right.
497
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:00,970
You... Mm-hmm.
498
00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,641
Hi.
499
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,310
I, uh,
I couldn't help but notice
500
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:10,230
that you were eyeing
this credenza over here.
501
00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:12,691
I'm the owner.
502
00:28:12,732 --> 00:28:14,859
Hank.
503
00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:18,571
I'm... Tabitha.
504
00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:20,949
Well, it's a real pleasure
to meet you.
505
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:23,993
Is there anything special
506
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:25,954
that I can help you
with today, Tabitha?
507
00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:28,289
Actually, yes.
508
00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:32,919
I'm... here to make a return.
509
00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:36,673
Why would you be
returning something?
510
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:39,551
Well... Well, I don't know.
511
00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:41,428
-Not as, like a...
512
00:28:41,469 --> 00:28:42,971
I don't know. Just a...
513
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,808
My-my armoire.
514
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:50,395
It's too big. I should
have taken measurements.
515
00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:51,688
Are you making fun of me?
516
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,064
No. I'm not m...
517
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:54,524
I'm trying to...
518
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:57,485
I...
519
00:28:57,527 --> 00:28:59,571
I just feel a little stupid.
520
00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:01,406
- Right.
- Jeff.
521
00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:05,076
Do you not think
it's a bit weird? It's, like...
522
00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:06,578
What is this?
523
00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:08,246
Nothing.
524
00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:11,750
Just, I-I got into
a fender bender this afternoon,
525
00:29:11,791 --> 00:29:13,668
and it was not a big deal.
526
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,336
We exchanged information,
527
00:29:15,378 --> 00:29:16,897
- so it's just his...
- So, wait, wait, wait. You...
528
00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:19,716
You got in an accident today?
529
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,218
And you're just
mentioning that now?
530
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:24,429
How bad was it, Shauna?
531
00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:27,098
Like I just said,
it was not a big deal.
532
00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:32,103
- I'm fine, by the way.
- I can see you're fine.
533
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,987
How about that armoire?
534
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:43,323
It's... not working.
535
00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:45,241
No shit.
536
00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:58,087
Oh, my God.
Where are you going?
537
00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:01,800
I'm just gonna jerk off, watch
some SportsCenter before bed.
538
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,430
She hates me now.
539
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,230
Maybe just give her some time.
540
00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:17,816
For the record,
541
00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:21,653
I was trying to save you.
542
00:30:21,694 --> 00:30:24,489
I thought that...
543
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,744
Yeah.
544
00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:40,380
Oh, wait.
545
00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:42,741
Oh, where's the other one?
They're supposed to be together.
546
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:46,845
Ah!
547
00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:49,639
Oh. Oh.
548
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,182
Is this it?
549
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:09,701
Let's go.
550
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,040
Dad! Dad!
551
00:31:16,082 --> 00:31:17,709
- Javi, Javi, Javi, come here.
- Dad?
552
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,752
-Please.
553
00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:24,883
- It's Dad.
- Javi, Javi, Javi. Yeah.
554
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:26,885
Holy macaroni, is-is that...?
555
00:31:26,926 --> 00:31:28,720
He's got to be dead, right?
556
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:30,221
What the fuck?
557
00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:31,222
Don't look. Don't look.
558
00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:33,892
Okay, who has the best arm?
559
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:35,184
- What?
- I do, Jackie.
560
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:37,520
- What?
- Thinking we could...
561
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,689
try and throw things at him
and see if he moves.
562
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,567
You want to throw rocks at Coach
who fell out of a fucking plane?
563
00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:45,695
I didn't say rocks.
Someone's shoe or whatever.
564
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,697
Oh, yeah,
that's a fuck-ton smarter.
565
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,365
You're on fire today, Jackie.
566
00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:51,701
Oh, wait. That was supposed
to be me, huh?
567
00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,411
-What?
Okay, guys, stop it.
568
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,079
We need a plan here.
569
00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:57,498
We could lower him with ropes?
570
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:00,919
Vines, then? I don't know.
571
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,146
Fuck's sake,
Laura Lee, we're not gonna
572
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,838
- Tarzan him out of a tree.
- Oh...
573
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,608
-You got a better idea?
Than shoes and vines?
574
00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:08,217
Sure. Let's just cut
the fucking tree down.
575
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:10,261
Dad? Dad!
576
00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:11,697
- No, don't!
- Travis, Travis, Travis!
577
00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:13,431
Travis!
578
00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:15,058
Hey, what the fuck, Javi? Here.
579
00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:17,060
- Come here. Come here.
- Come on. Come down.
580
00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:18,519
- Let him go!
- Come back down!
581
00:32:18,561 --> 00:32:20,355
This is all I could find, okay?
So just
582
00:32:20,396 --> 00:32:22,106
grab a corner
and if somebody falls on it.
583
00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:24,567
- Travis, grab the...
- Travis.
584
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,110
- Travis.
- Stop.
585
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,446
Okay.
586
00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,239
Okay. Tie those down.
587
00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:35,578
Dad?
588
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,707
Dad?
589
00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:55,807
- Travis, get back!
- Get back!
590
00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:39,600
So, the prince would like you
to read to him.
591
00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,310
Apparently,
you're better at the voices.
592
00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:43,771
Tell me he's opened his shades.
593
00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:45,982
No, still refusing to.
594
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,151
It's like Dracula's crypt
in there.
595
00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:51,529
All right, I'm going.
I'm going. Let's go.
596
00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:54,323
Scooch.
597
00:33:58,244 --> 00:34:00,329
I'm sick of reading.
598
00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:02,373
Since when?
599
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:06,461
You want to go to the park?
600
00:34:06,502 --> 00:34:07,962
No.
601
00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:10,506
- Why not?
- No friends.
602
00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:15,595
I'm your friend, Sammy.
603
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:23,561
Hey, hold that up. Mm-hmm.
604
00:34:25,354 --> 00:34:26,814
Ah.
605
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:29,317
Okay, let's see
if you can get this.
606
00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:35,239
- Ah?
- A bunny?
607
00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:37,241
That's right.
608
00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:40,078
Um, how about...
609
00:34:40,119 --> 00:34:41,913
this?
610
00:34:44,957 --> 00:34:45,917
A snail?
611
00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:48,002
Oh. You are good.
612
00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:51,089
Um, oh, oh,
you will never get this one.
613
00:35:09,148 --> 00:35:11,442
Mom?
614
00:35:13,152 --> 00:35:15,404
Oh.
615
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:18,366
Um, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Um,
you know what? Let's-let's...
616
00:35:18,407 --> 00:35:19,802
Let's go take a walk
around the block.
617
00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:21,285
You can take your scooter.
618
00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:30,628
Why did you do this?
619
00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:34,632
Answer me.
620
00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:41,973
So she can't see me.
621
00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:44,058
Who?
622
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,603
The lady in the tree.
623
00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:49,897
She watches me at night.
624
00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:54,902
Look at me
and tell me what you mean.
625
00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:56,779
I just did.
626
00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:58,573
Sammy.
627
00:35:58,614 --> 00:36:02,618
Sammy, Sammy, Sammy.
628
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,390
Yeah?
629
00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:25,975
Hi.
630
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,935
Um, I'm sorry. Who is this?
631
00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:29,520
Wow.
632
00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:31,282
I guess I didn't make much
of an impression.
633
00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:35,443
Oh. Okay.
634
00:36:35,484 --> 00:36:37,445
I guess you've been thinking
about what you did,
635
00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:39,488
and you just can't live
with yourself?
636
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,699
Do you not do "Hello"?
637
00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:43,618
Hello, Guy Who Stopped Short.
638
00:36:43,659 --> 00:36:45,494
Oh, hey, there, Rear-Ender.
639
00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:47,288
Okay, I heard it.
640
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:50,041
I'll get to the point.
641
00:36:50,082 --> 00:36:52,877
You never called the shop
about your fender.
642
00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:55,338
How do you know that?
643
00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:57,340
'Cause I'm the guy
who works there.
644
00:36:57,381 --> 00:37:00,676
I thought the surprise
might be... adorable?
645
00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:03,221
Oh, if you must know, I-I...
646
00:37:03,262 --> 00:37:06,349
I just can't afford something
like that right now.
647
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:08,184
You can't afford free?
648
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,894
Wait. Are you serious?
649
00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,562
Yeah.
If you have dinner with me.
650
00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:16,067
What, no clever comeback?
651
00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:23,074
No, thank you. No, thanks.
652
00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:24,492
Look, Adam...
653
00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:26,077
My actual name?
That's a good start.
654
00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:27,745
I-I just can't.
655
00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:30,081
I'm sorry.
656
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,292
No, um, I'm the sorry one.
657
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:34,794
I just thought...
658
00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:36,420
What?
659
00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:37,838
Well, you seemed like someone
660
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,340
who doesn't play by the rules,
661
00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:40,758
Shauna.
662
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,635
What's that supposed to mean?
663
00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:45,054
I'm an idiot.
664
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,681
Um, just forget it.
665
00:37:46,722 --> 00:37:49,392
Enjoy the rest
of your... minivan.
666
00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:58,502
Here.
667
00:39:26,489 --> 00:39:28,324
How do you do that cool dance?
668
00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:33,871
Baby, don't split
those hot pants
669
00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:36,791
I got these moves
that we can do to and sing
670
00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:39,251
I don't look too good in pink
671
00:39:40,586 --> 00:39:42,129
I used to slash myself up
672
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:46,509
I like to play it tough...
673
00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:47,885
Hello?
674
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:49,637
Travis?
675
00:39:49,678 --> 00:39:51,639
Bottles breaking rough
676
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,641
You got to handle that stuff...
677
00:39:53,682 --> 00:39:55,643
I'm sorry. I think
you have the wrong number.
678
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,397
Yeah
679
00:39:59,438 --> 00:40:02,650
Tear it up, rip it up,
kick it up
680
00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:06,654
Yeah, yeah
681
00:40:06,695 --> 00:40:10,074
Tear it up, rip it up,
kick it up
682
00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:11,909
Yeah, yeah
683
00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:13,494
Make your way to Berlin
684
00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:16,080
I just wanted to be like, "Dude,
685
00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:18,082
of course
it's cheap construction.
686
00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:20,918
You bought a $300 sofa
687
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:24,088
made by blind kids
in Bangladesh.
688
00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:26,048
What-what are you
expecting, man?
689
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:28,884
I mean, Altamura leather?
690
00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:30,428
Mortise and tenon joints?"
691
00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:32,096
I'm sorry
if I'm interrupting you two
692
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:33,597
completely not giving a shit.
693
00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:35,599
Jeff.
694
00:40:35,641 --> 00:40:38,144
- So you are listening?
- Of course we're listening. Yes.
695
00:40:38,185 --> 00:40:40,771
Callie, can you...?
696
00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:45,109
Anything new in school?
697
00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:47,236
Nope.
698
00:40:51,323 --> 00:40:53,784
This chili is really
good tonight.
699
00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:55,786
It's really good.
700
00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:57,329
New recipe?
701
00:40:58,831 --> 00:41:00,791
Actually, it is.
702
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:05,504
Callie forgot to take the meat
out of the freezer,
703
00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:08,299
so I killed a rabbit
in the garden.
704
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:10,718
Skinned it chin to anus...
705
00:41:10,759 --> 00:41:12,219
Jesus Christ, Mom.
706
00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:14,221
Okay, you're in a mood.
707
00:41:15,514 --> 00:41:16,974
You are so freaking weird.
708
00:42:35,010 --> 00:42:37,471
I'm sure the plane has
an emergency transmitter
709
00:42:37,513 --> 00:42:39,515
sending out a distress signal.
710
00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:41,517
They'll be here to rescue us
by morning.
711
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,859
Still...
712
00:42:50,901 --> 00:42:54,697
maybe we should
conserve some food?
713
00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:57,241
In case they don't get here
till later in the day?
714
00:42:57,283 --> 00:43:00,578
To be...
715
00:43:00,619 --> 00:43:03,581
You want to save the CornNuts?
716
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:21,098
Mari, you okay?
717
00:43:25,644 --> 00:43:29,773
Looks like you did Allie a
big favor by breaking her leg.
718
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:50,919
I'm in the market for a new bed.
719
00:43:50,961 --> 00:43:52,921
What?
720
00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:56,008
Something... king-sized?
721
00:43:58,677 --> 00:44:00,721
Oh, yeah?
722
00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:08,312
Damn it, Shauna.
723
00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:10,147
What about Callie?
724
00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:11,649
She's at Kyle's.
725
00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:15,986
So, um,
726
00:44:16,028 --> 00:44:18,113
you should know,
727
00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:21,742
my new bed needs
to be really sturdy,
728
00:44:21,784 --> 00:44:24,953
so, we should probably...
729
00:44:24,995 --> 00:44:26,705
test a few options.
730
00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:28,207
Mm.
731
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:39,176
Mmm.
732
00:45:03,742 --> 00:45:05,828
You okay, Laura Lee?
733
00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:11,875
This is all my fault.
734
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,422
I did something really bad.
735
00:45:20,884 --> 00:45:23,887
I kept screwing up
in my piano lesson last week.
736
00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:28,726
Mrs. Brophy kept yelling at me.
737
00:45:28,767 --> 00:45:31,979
"Sharp. F sharp. F sharp."
738
00:45:34,189 --> 00:45:37,025
I just...
I couldn't take it anymore.
739
00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:39,361
So I called her a bad word.
740
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,241
Just in my head, but...
741
00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:46,577
God heard me.
742
00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,750
Now we're all being punished.
743
00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:55,753
What did you call her?
744
00:46:00,132 --> 00:46:02,092
Cunt.
745
00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:29,620
I steal shitty clothes
from T.J. Maxx.
746
00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:31,663
- What?
- I return them,
747
00:46:31,705 --> 00:46:34,500
and I get credit
that I never use, and I have
748
00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:37,336
thousands of dollars
in T.J. bucks.
749
00:46:37,377 --> 00:46:40,589
-What? Really?
750
00:46:46,512 --> 00:46:49,306
I, uh...
751
00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:53,101
I used to sneak downstairs
after everybody had gone to bed
752
00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:56,146
and watch the Color of Night
753
00:46:56,188 --> 00:46:59,483
so I could pause it
on Bruce Willis's wang.
754
00:47:02,694 --> 00:47:04,238
That is definitely
why we crashed.
755
00:47:04,279 --> 00:47:05,614
I mean,
756
00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:08,492
Jeff's not bad, but damn.
757
00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:10,828
-Right?
758
00:47:16,750 --> 00:47:18,877
That's so funny.
759
00:47:23,131 --> 00:47:26,385
Hmm. Mm.
760
00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:29,304
Misty.
761
00:47:29,346 --> 00:47:31,014
Your leg is gone.
762
00:47:31,056 --> 00:47:32,850
I chopped it off.
763
00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:36,311
What?
764
00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:37,479
I saved your life.
765
00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:39,481
- No. No.
- But
766
00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:40,792
you're not out of the woods yet.
767
00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:41,984
No. No, that's not...
768
00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:44,319
It's imposs...
769
00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:47,364
-What about you, Shipman?
770
00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:51,535
Any secrets big enough
to crash a goddamn plane?
771
00:47:59,751 --> 00:48:01,545
Um...
772
00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:15,684
What the fuck, Misty?
773
00:48:17,352 --> 00:48:20,689
I had to stop the bleeding
for good.
774
00:48:28,780 --> 00:48:31,450
Well, thank you for shopping
with us, Tabitha.
775
00:48:31,491 --> 00:48:33,577
-Mmm.
776
00:48:33,619 --> 00:48:35,996
You're welcome.
777
00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:39,333
Mmm. I'm gonna take
a quick shower.
778
00:48:39,374 --> 00:48:41,710
-Okay. Great.
779
00:48:45,422 --> 00:48:49,176
You were just kidding
about the rabbit thing, right?
780
00:48:49,217 --> 00:48:50,969
- Huh?
- Yeah.
781
00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:53,430
- It's chicken.
- Obviously.
782
00:48:54,389 --> 00:48:57,225
Oh.
783
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:06,169
Ooh, ooh
784
00:50:06,211 --> 00:50:11,174
Ooh, ooh...
785
00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:18,015
Ooh, ooh
786
00:50:29,192 --> 00:50:31,862
Ooh, ooh
787
00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:35,198
Ooh, ooh
788
00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:40,579
Ooh, ooh...
789
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:42,873
I didn't know
Misty was capable of that.
790
00:50:42,914 --> 00:50:45,709
No, no. I don't know how
Misty knows half of that shit,
791
00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:48,503
but honestly, thank God.
792
00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:50,756
Sorry. I just...
793
00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:54,801
We would be so completely fucked
if she wasn't here.
794
00:50:58,805 --> 00:51:03,727
Ooh, ooh...
795
00:51:14,404 --> 00:51:17,074
Ooh, ooh
796
00:51:17,115 --> 00:51:21,203
Ooh, ooh-ooh
797
00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:25,916
Ooh, ooh
798
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,922
Ooh, ooh
799
00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:35,592
Ooh, ooh
800
00:51:36,551 --> 00:51:41,098
Ooh, ooh
801
00:52:28,937 --> 00:52:31,231
Everything okay?
802
00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:38,155
I was getting coffee,
and I... and I saw you.
803
00:52:38,196 --> 00:52:39,739
Engine trouble?
804
00:52:41,491 --> 00:52:43,910
Looks like it.
805
00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:46,621
You going someplace?
806
00:52:46,663 --> 00:52:50,167
Well, I'm off today
and tomorrow, too.
807
00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:52,252
Just saying.
808
00:52:53,211 --> 00:52:55,714
Where you going?
809
00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:02,512
I was actually thinking of
taking a little trip up north.
810
00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:04,681
To see Travis?
811
00:53:05,974 --> 00:53:08,393
Oh... But your car.
812
00:53:11,062 --> 00:53:13,148
Well...
813
00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:17,110
I had some errands to run, but,
um, but you know, I could...
814
00:53:17,152 --> 00:53:20,113
I could take you up there
if you wanted.
815
00:53:20,155 --> 00:53:21,990
It could be like a road trip.
816
00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:29,956
Fine. But I'm driving.
817
00:53:48,266 --> 00:53:50,393
Do you prefer podcasts
or showtunes?
818
00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:56,024
-Why'd you buy two?
819
00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,692
Oh, I always get two of things.
820
00:53:57,734 --> 00:53:59,444
That way,
I'll have some to share.
821
00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:03,865
Like candy bars and sandwiches,
New York style pretzels.
822
00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:05,533
Uh, calzones
from the stromboli place,
823
00:54:05,575 --> 00:54:07,244
those raspberry lemonades
from Michael's.
824
00:54:07,285 --> 00:54:08,787
Everybody loves those.
825
00:54:08,828 --> 00:54:11,456
Good pumpernickel
from the bagelry.
826
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:17,629
Don't ever let anyone
step all over you
827
00:54:17,671 --> 00:54:21,466
Just open your heart
and your mind
828
00:54:21,508 --> 00:54:23,468
Mmm
829
00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:26,346
Is it really fair to feel
830
00:54:26,388 --> 00:54:29,266
This way inside?
831
00:54:29,307 --> 00:54:31,226
- Whoa
832
00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:33,270
Someday somebody's
gonna make you want
833
00:54:33,311 --> 00:54:35,021
To turn around and say goodbye
834
00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:37,190
Until then, baby,
are you gonna let 'em
835
00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:38,775
Hold you down and make you cry?
836
00:54:38,817 --> 00:54:40,402
Don't you know
837
00:54:40,443 --> 00:54:42,279
Don't you know
things can change?
838
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,572
- Things will go your way
839
00:54:44,614 --> 00:54:46,950
If you hold on
840
00:54:46,992 --> 00:54:49,619
For one more day
841
00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:52,414
Can you hold on for one...
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