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- [CAR HORN HONKS]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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MULLHULLAND: Citizens of Denver,
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we are in the middle of
an environmental crisis.
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The winters are bringing
less and less snow.
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And now, we are facing a drought
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due to the effects of Global ManBearPig.
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- A drought?
- ManBearPig?
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- What? No.
- What? ManBearPig?
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All of Denver's water comes
from streams up in the mountains,
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but now, ManBearPig has
decimated these areas
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and wreaked havoc on the
upper mountain streams.
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And so, effective immediately,
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we are declaring a drought
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and cutting back on
all the city's water.
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- No!
- You can't do that!
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What about our homeowners'
association rules?
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Some of us are required
to have nice, green lawns.
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You expect us to have
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- nice, brown lawns?
- [OVERLAPPING SHOUTING]
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I own 12 golf courses
in the Denver Metro area.
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You're not cutting
down on my damn water.
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Have you all forgotten about the Pi Pi?
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I have Denver's largest water park.
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All water parks are 50% pee
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and 50% water.
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You-you can't forget about a Pi Pi.
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Nobody wants to lose the
water, but we're in a drought.
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- [SHOUTING STOPS]
- MULHULLAND: There simply isn't
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enough water coming to Denver
from up in the mountains.
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And the water up there is being used
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for farms and agriculture.
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What kind of agriculture?
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♪♪
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♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪
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♪ Da, da, da, da. ♪
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How's it looking?
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They still look dry.
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Okay, then I'm gonna open the reserves.
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♪ If you ain't taking care of business ♪
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♪ This you must expect... ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ When it's wet ♪
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♪ Oh, come on... ♪
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[LAUGHING]
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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♪♪
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[OVERLAPPING CHATTER, LAUGHTER]
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CARTMAN: Yeah, and so,
and so then, so then
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Clyde said that if a
chick uses hairspray,
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you can actually light her head on fire.
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Nuh-uh.
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Yeah-huh, Tolkien.
You guys want to see?
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Kenny, do you have matches?
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Yeah, of course I have matches.
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Check this out, you guys.
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- BUS DRIVER: Eric Cartman.
- [BUS BRAKES]
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Eric Cartman.
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What? You're ruining it.
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This is your stop.
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Oh. Right.
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Scuse-scuse me.
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Hey. Hey, guys.
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You want to come hang
out at my house for a bit?
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Uh, no, that's cool.
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It's not my fault that
my mom lost her job
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and we had to move, you
guys. It's really not so bad.
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Uh, yeah, maybe some other time.
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CARTMAN: My house is cool, you guys.
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- Kenny, you want to come chill?
- I'm cool, dude.
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It's still way better
than your house, Kenny!
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'Cause your family's poor!
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Your family's poor, Kenny.
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Hi, honey. How was school?
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Fuck you, Mom.
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You doing anything, Tolkien?
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You want to come over to
my house, play a board game?
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Oh, um, I should probably go home.
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Well, okay, you want to play
a game over at your house?
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Yeah, uh, I-I don't know.
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Sorry, I'm just... not
in the best mood, I guess.
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Hey, are you still worried about Karen?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, me, too.
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But we all have to try to
just be happy, you know?
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No matter what happens with Karen.
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You're right. Okay, come on.
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RANDY: Hey.
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Stan, where do you think you're going?
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I'm gonna go hang out at Tolkien's house
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for a bit, Karen.
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No, you're not.
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Yes, I am, Karen.
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You better knock that off.
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I don't want you playing with Tolkien.
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Karen, just come back inside.
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I've told you I don't want our son
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hanging out with those people.
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And exactly what do you
mean by "those people"?
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I mean traitors
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who I hired to give my
weed more street cred,
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and then go out and open
their own weed business.
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You're not the only weed
grower in this valley.
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But I was supposed to
be the only Black one.
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WATER COMMISSIONER: Excuse me.
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You the owners of these farms?
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I own Tegridy Weed,
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the original marijuana
farm on this street.
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Okay, and your name is...
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His name is Karen Marsh.
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You better get that fucking
name out your fucking mouth.
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Well, gentlemen, I'm
the Water Commissioner.
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Colorado Division of Water Resources.
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I'm here to find out
exactly what's going on
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with the city's water. Weed?
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The city's water?
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Well, you see, the water here
is supposed to make its way
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to all the thirsty
people down in Denver.
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And, uh...
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Well, there's a lot of
thirsty people down there.
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I just want to see how much you farmers
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are actually using.
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Okay, well, we can show you...
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Well, you should check
out his fucking farm.
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If you're, if you're gonna
check out anyone's water,
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it should be his.
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All right, maybe I'll do that.
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[CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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CARTMAN: ♪ I live in a hot dog ♪
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♪ On a lonely old hill ♪
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♪ People make fun of me ♪
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♪ And that's not cool ♪
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♪ I'm isolated from my friends ♪
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♪ Against my will ♪
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♪ My possessions are now condiments ♪
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♪ And that is not cool ♪
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♪ And I don't want to live like this ♪
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♪ You don't know how I feel ♪
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♪ I've got no room to grow ♪
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♪ And it is just so not cool ♪
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♪ Just once in my life, I'd
like cool stuff to happen ♪
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♪ Everything keeps changing,
and I'm not adapting ♪
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♪ I'm crying like a girl,
and it's super not cool ♪
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♪ And I just want
something cool to happen ♪
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♪ To me ♪
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♪ I've lived through such pain ♪
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♪ The word's been so cruel ♪
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♪ Something's got to happen,
something that's cool ♪
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♪ I just want something
cool to happen... ♪
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This is it, right here.
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♪ To me. ♪
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REALTOR: Okay, right
this way, Mr. Cussler.
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You are going to love this property.
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It's over 30 acres, and it's
in a real up-and-coming area.
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I think you could build
an amazing home here.
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Yes. Yes, I believe I could.
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Now, it's about an hour commute
from where you are in Denver,
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but I think the potential
here is fabulous.
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TALNUA CUSSLER: Oh, yes.
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It looks absolutely ideal.
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Do you like to entertain?
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Because you could easily
build a ten-bedroom house
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on this property. You
could have a dedicated gym,
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even a full-size movie theater.
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Full-size movie theater?
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If you want, we can
walk around the property.
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- It's a bit muddy, but we can...
- That won't be necessary.
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I'll take it. Full asking price. Cash.
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Oh-oh-oh.
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Da Da.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Yes. Come in.
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Mom said you wanted to see me.
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Yes, Shelley, have a seat.
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Close the door, please.
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[RANDY CLEARS THROAT]
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I've been, uh, wanting
to talk to you, Shelley.
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Um...
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Can you tell me why everyone
is calling me "Karen"?
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Don't worry about it.
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Well, everybody keeps calling me Karen,
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and I don't get it.
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Is it, is it, like, a joke or something?
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"Karen" is a pejorative
term for a white person
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who acts overly entitled and demanding.
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Okay, well, that's fucked up.
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Don't you think that's
a little, like, sexist?
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I didn't start it.
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Well, who did?
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The Internet.
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So-so now somebody is a Karen
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just 'cause they want to be
treated with some respect?
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I deserve to not have people
walk all over me, okay?
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I have the right to call
the cops when things happen.
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That's fine, Karen.
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Shelley, I deserve to not have...
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What the fuck is he doing here?
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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Excuse me, this is my property.
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Your soil seems very hydrated.
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Must be getting lots of water.
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What are you saying,
that I use too much?
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I use the water that my
crops need and nothing more.
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Is that a Slip 'N Slide over there?
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That is an agricultural
Slip 'N Slide, yes.
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Apparently, you know
nothing about farming.
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Look, if you have any excess of water,
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you might actually make some
money, that's all I'm saying.
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Make money? Wait, what?
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You heard of water transfers?
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See, you have a lease
to use some of the water
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from your stream here,
but what you don't use,
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you could actually sell the rights to.
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I already talked to
your neighbor about it.
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Yeah, well, see, the thing is,
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this farm is about Tegridy,
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not stupid water rights.
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And if you want to keep
coming here and bugging me,
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then I would like to
speak to your manager
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because you are harassing me,
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and I am important.
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Well, have a nice day, Karen.
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It's Randy!
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I know what Karen means. I'm not stupid.
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[VIDEO GAME GUNS BLASTING]
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What the water
commissioner said is true.
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We have water rights
to use 10,000 gallons
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a month off our stream.
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If we could cut back our
agricultural water use by 50%
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and show that our excess
water is making it down
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to the Denver Reservoir,
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then we'd have the right to sell it.
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You really think so?
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I was a financial consultant
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before I was a weed farmer...
There's potential here.
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But how do we even prove the water
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from our farms makes it
all the way to Denver?
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- Raingutter regatta.
- What?
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We made those little boats in
online COVID camp, remember?
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Oh, yeah. I bet we could
float that down our stream.
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We demonstrate where the water goes,
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and meanwhile,
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we start selling off
pieces of our water rights
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to subscribers that want it.
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Boys, can you build me a test boat?
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Sure.
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We're about to start our very own...
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streaming service.
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♪ There's some whores in this house ♪
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♪ There's some whores in this
house, there's some whores ♪
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- ♪ In this house ♪
- ♪ I said certified freak ♪
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♪ Seven days a week ♪
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♪ Wet-ass pussy, make
that pullout game weak ♪
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- ♪ Woo, yeah ♪
- ♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, you fucking with some ♪
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♪ Wet-ass pussy, bring a bucket ♪
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♪ And a mop for this wet-ass pussy... ♪
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TOLKIEN'S DAD: The Credigree
Weed streaming service.
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We are currently in beta testing
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to see if our stream makes it to Denver,
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but if it does, we are seeing
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if there are any interested subscribers.
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♪ Give me everything you got for this ♪
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♪ Wet-ass pussy, beat it
up, baby, catch a charge ♪
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♪ Extra large and extra
hard, put this pussy... ♪
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Come on.
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♪ Hop on top, I want
to ride, I do a kegel ♪
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♪ While it's inside, spit in
my mouth, look in my eyes ♪
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♪ This pussy is wet, come take a dive ♪
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♪ Tie me up like I'm surprised ♪
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♪ Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise ♪
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♪ I want you to park
that big Mack truck ♪
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♪ Right in this little garage ♪
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♪ Make it cream, make me scream ♪
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♪ Out in public, make a scene,
I don't cook, I don't clean ♪
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♪ But let me tell you
how I got this ring ♪
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♪ Gobble me, swallow me,
drip down the side of me ♪
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♪ Quick, jump out 'fore you let
it get inside of me, I tell ♪
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♪ Him where to put it, never
tell him where I'm 'bout to be ♪
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♪ I'll run down on him 'fore
I have a... ayy... runnin' me ♪
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♪ Talk your shit, bite your lip ♪
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♪ Ask for a car while
you ride that dick ♪
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♪ You really ain't never
got to fuck him for a thang ♪
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♪ He already made his
mind up 'fore he came ♪
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♪ Now get your boots and your coat ♪
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♪ For this wet-ass pussy ♪
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♪ He bought a phone just for pictures ♪
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♪ Of this wet-ass pussy ♪
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♪ Paid my tuition just to ♪
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♪ Kiss me on this wet-ass pussy ♪
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♪ Now make it rain if
you want to see some ♪
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- ♪ Wet-ass pussy ♪
- ♪ Now from the top, make it drop ♪
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♪ That's some wet-ass
pussy, now get a bucket ♪
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♪ And a mop, that's
some wet-ass pussy ♪
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♪ I'm talkin' WAP,
WAP, WAP, that's some ♪
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♪ Wet-ass pussy ♪
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- _
- ♪ Macaroni in a pot ♪
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- _
- ♪ That's some wet-ass pussy ♪
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♪ Whores in this house ♪
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♪ There's some whores in this
house, there's some whores ♪
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♪ In this house, there's
some whores in this house ♪
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♪ There's some whores in
this house, there's some... ♪
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- Yeah! We did it! Yeah!
- We totally did it, dude.
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As you can see, the water
from Credigree Farms flows
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directly into Denver's water supply.
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Well, in that case, I
suppose all your subscribers
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get to have more water
from the reservoir.
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Ah. Oh.
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You all make-a Pi Pi so happy.
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Now, my water park can
have a-plenty a-water
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to mix with all-a the pee.
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Of course,
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you will have to prove
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that the flow of water is constant.
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We'll need a little boat to come through
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to the reservoir every day.
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Every day?
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Boys, I'm gonna need you to make
a lot more boats for my stream.
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How do you feel
about... 20 bucks a boat?
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20 bucks a boat? Hell yeah.
322
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We're gonna be rich, dude.
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Mom. Mom, I need to talk to you.
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Come on, sit down.
325
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Eric, if you're going
to yell at me again
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about our home, I really
don't have the strength.
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00:14:25,278 --> 00:14:26,580
No, Mom.
328
00:14:26,585 --> 00:14:28,796
I'm never gonna need to
yell at you ever again.
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00:14:29,227 --> 00:14:30,730
We're gonna get out of here, Mom.
330
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What are you talking about?
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I've figured our way
out of this hot dog.
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I don't know if you've
seen, but there's a rich guy
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building a big house across the street.
334
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We can live in that house, Mom.
335
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We can have him take care of us.
336
00:14:41,778 --> 00:14:43,647
Eric, how would we do that?
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Because we are gonna get you...
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fake tits.
339
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:49,775
What?
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Breast implants, Mom.
341
00:14:51,278 --> 00:14:52,611
That's what rich guys like.
342
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You remember what Matt Damon said?
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Fortune favors the brave, Mom.
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When rich guys come up here
and get one look at you with
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your big, sweet tits, they're
gonna give us everything...
346
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Eric, that's enough, okay?
347
00:15:01,386 --> 00:15:03,594
What do you mean it's enough?
I've-I've figured it all out.
348
00:15:03,597 --> 00:15:05,398
Rich guys want a woman
with nice titties, Mom.
349
00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:06,703
- It's very...
- Okay.
350
00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:09,303
Eric, I'm not comfortable
talking about this.
351
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:12,092
Well, I'm not comfortable
living in a fucking hot dog.
352
00:15:12,097 --> 00:15:15,568
We live here because I gave
in to you and quit my job.
353
00:15:15,573 --> 00:15:17,341
What do you want from me, Eric?
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I want you
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to get breast implants, Mom. [SNIFFLES]
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So-so that rich guys like you,
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and we can go live in a sweet house.
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00:15:28,501 --> 00:15:29,936
Please, Mom,
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00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:33,023
I just want you to get fake tits.
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00:15:34,405 --> 00:15:36,553
Eric, even if I wanted to,
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the fact is, we can't afford it.
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00:15:38,489 --> 00:15:41,171
A surgery like that is very expensive.
363
00:15:41,176 --> 00:15:42,491
Like, how expensive?
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At least $10,000.
365
00:15:44,604 --> 00:15:47,000
$10,000?
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00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,606
Yes, Eric.
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00:15:50,110 --> 00:15:51,952
We can't afford it?
368
00:15:54,251 --> 00:15:56,019
We can't afford it.
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00:16:02,518 --> 00:16:03,818
Chief.
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00:16:03,823 --> 00:16:06,250
- Chief, there's a big problem.
- What is it?
371
00:16:06,254 --> 00:16:09,234
We've got a code red
emergency call on 911.
372
00:16:09,239 --> 00:16:10,803
It's Karen.
373
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,898
Oh, not Karen again. Jesus Christ.
374
00:16:14,655 --> 00:16:17,163
Yes, Karen, how can
we help you this time?
375
00:16:17,168 --> 00:16:19,086
Okay, first of all, I know what it means
376
00:16:19,091 --> 00:16:21,460
when you call me Karen, so
you can just knock it off.
377
00:16:21,465 --> 00:16:23,900
Secondly, secondly, my neighbor's kid
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00:16:23,905 --> 00:16:25,717
is over here at my house.
379
00:16:25,732 --> 00:16:27,991
There's a kid trespassing at your house?
380
00:16:27,996 --> 00:16:29,898
No, my son invited him over
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00:16:29,903 --> 00:16:32,572
for lunch, and my wife is making
him hot dogs and tater tots,
382
00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:34,446
even though I said I
don't want him here.
383
00:16:34,884 --> 00:16:36,886
Well, then what harm is he doing, Karen?
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00:16:36,892 --> 00:16:38,741
His family farm is shady.
385
00:16:38,746 --> 00:16:40,952
Did you know that they're
doing a streaming service?
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00:16:40,957 --> 00:16:42,905
I demand that you investigate.
387
00:16:42,911 --> 00:16:45,350
How did they manage to
even show that their water
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00:16:45,355 --> 00:16:46,509
goes through to Denver?
389
00:16:46,514 --> 00:16:48,717
Hello? Are you listening to me?
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00:16:48,722 --> 00:16:50,692
I want to talk to your manager.
391
00:16:50,697 --> 00:16:53,633
I've already told you,
Karen, I don't have a manager.
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00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:58,052
Thanks, Mrs. Marsh.
393
00:16:58,057 --> 00:16:59,225
Can you believe that?
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00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:01,432
The cops aren't even gonna do anything.
395
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,678
Oh, well, at least you tried, Karen.
396
00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:05,900
- [CHAIR SCRAPES FLOOR]
- It just doesn't make sense.
397
00:17:05,968 --> 00:17:07,976
How is that traitor
able to prove his water
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00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:09,582
makes it down to Denver?
399
00:17:10,085 --> 00:17:11,233
Well, um...
400
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,874
maybe he got some creative people
401
00:17:12,878 --> 00:17:14,586
to put something on his stream.
402
00:17:14,928 --> 00:17:17,931
Yeah, I'll bet you he did.
403
00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:20,442
He's got to be paying
some expert or something.
404
00:17:20,721 --> 00:17:23,457
Oh, if I could find that
guy, I'd pay him double.
405
00:17:24,398 --> 00:17:27,569
Well, you know, at camp,
they had us build these...
406
00:17:27,575 --> 00:17:29,101
little boats, that, uh...
407
00:17:29,105 --> 00:17:30,811
They're kind of tough to make, but...
408
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:34,007
I think that we could
make you something.
409
00:17:36,070 --> 00:17:37,972
And then we could float
the boats downstream
410
00:17:37,978 --> 00:17:40,265
from the farm with little Tegridy sails
411
00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:43,272
on them to show people where
the water's coming from.
412
00:17:43,278 --> 00:17:45,689
Could you guys build me
a test boat right away?
413
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,819
Oh, uh, yeah, we could probably
build you something, yeah.
414
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,522
I can't wait to see the
look on that traitor's face
415
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:54,671
when he sees that we're in
the streaming business, too.
416
00:17:57,807 --> 00:17:59,842
Last night, I had a
dream that Ariana Grande
417
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,655
was trying to fuck
her own ass with a gun,
418
00:18:01,661 --> 00:18:03,843
but then she farted, and
blood shot out her dick.
419
00:18:04,171 --> 00:18:06,765
[LAUGHS] Ariana Grande?
That's hilarious.
420
00:18:12,218 --> 00:18:13,506
STAN: Kyle.
421
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,046
Kenny. You guys, get over here.
422
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,991
Sit down, you guys. We need to talk.
423
00:18:16,997 --> 00:18:18,632
What's going on, dude?
424
00:18:19,669 --> 00:18:21,250
Check this out.
425
00:18:21,838 --> 00:18:23,039
Where'd you get that?
426
00:18:23,045 --> 00:18:24,968
Making stuff for streaming services.
427
00:18:24,972 --> 00:18:26,507
Holy shit. Really?
428
00:18:26,511 --> 00:18:28,012
We made these for my family's farm.
429
00:18:28,018 --> 00:18:29,978
Then we took another deal
to make them for Stan's.
430
00:18:29,982 --> 00:18:31,823
So then we went out and
offered boats to, like,
431
00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:33,226
three other farms,
and now they want stuff
432
00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:34,327
for their streams, too.
433
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,601
- So, you guys want to help us?
- I don't get it.
434
00:18:36,605 --> 00:18:38,226
You don't have to. We don't, either.
435
00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:39,633
You just have to make boats.
436
00:18:39,915 --> 00:18:41,023
But we want to keep it on the low
437
00:18:41,028 --> 00:18:42,882
because we don't want
other kids copying us.
438
00:18:42,886 --> 00:18:44,285
Are you guys gonna have Cartman help?
439
00:18:44,288 --> 00:18:45,857
No. He'll fuck it all up somehow.
440
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,230
Okay, I'm in.
441
00:18:55,339 --> 00:18:57,709
[SIGHS] Fuck.
442
00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:07,882
Faster. Work faster.
443
00:19:07,886 --> 00:19:09,623
We need to be up and running.
444
00:19:09,627 --> 00:19:11,054
WATER COMMISSIONER: Excuse me.
445
00:19:11,569 --> 00:19:13,771
Mr. Cussler, is it?
446
00:19:14,011 --> 00:19:15,748
Who are you?
447
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,265
I'm the water commissioner.
448
00:19:19,163 --> 00:19:22,099
I just, uh, wanted to see
what you're up to up here.
449
00:19:22,105 --> 00:19:24,074
I'm not up to anything. Why?
450
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,608
Well, you know, there's a
lot of streaming services
451
00:19:26,614 --> 00:19:28,765
starting up in this town, and, uh...
452
00:19:29,328 --> 00:19:32,432
word on the street is you might
be trying to outdo them all.
453
00:19:32,642 --> 00:19:35,644
They're all just small time creeks.
454
00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,951
When it comes to the Streaming Wars,
455
00:19:37,957 --> 00:19:41,296
I intend to be the Amazon... River.
456
00:19:41,578 --> 00:19:44,757
Yeah, well, you see,
there's regulations,
457
00:19:44,761 --> 00:19:46,163
Mr. Cussler.
458
00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:48,637
There's state rules when
it comes to streaming.
459
00:19:48,643 --> 00:19:50,733
And, uh, well,
460
00:19:50,739 --> 00:19:54,241
if you don't follow them,
bad things can happen.
461
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,671
Is that right? Boys?
462
00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:03,579
I'm not some pissant
little farmer, Commissioner.
463
00:20:03,585 --> 00:20:06,866
You want to threaten me,
I'll threaten you right back.
464
00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:09,952
I didn't mean to threaten you, sir.
465
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,359
In fact,
466
00:20:11,416 --> 00:20:13,671
I think I can help you.
467
00:20:14,085 --> 00:20:17,021
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
468
00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:30,820
We've only got 20
minutes left, you guys.
469
00:20:30,825 --> 00:20:31,825
We've got to work faster.
470
00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:33,538
I'm waiting on more popsicle sticks.
471
00:20:33,544 --> 00:20:35,584
Come on, Butters, you have
to speed up your station.
472
00:20:35,836 --> 00:20:38,905
I'm sucking down popsicles
as fast as I can, fellas.
473
00:20:42,429 --> 00:20:44,373
There you guys are.
474
00:20:46,701 --> 00:20:49,147
How come you're in the
home ec room during recess?
475
00:20:49,153 --> 00:20:50,988
Are those popsicle stick boats?
476
00:20:52,289 --> 00:20:55,459
Oh, yeah. We're just
making some popsicle boats.
477
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,834
We're gonna, you know,
like, race them, you know.
478
00:20:58,623 --> 00:21:00,731
You're gonna race all
those popsicle boats?
479
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,140
Yeah, just, you know,
480
00:21:03,144 --> 00:21:04,846
race them, see which one wins.
481
00:21:04,852 --> 00:21:06,520
Right-right, fellas?
482
00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:10,434
Oh. That sounds like
a fun activity. Um...
483
00:21:10,441 --> 00:21:12,210
I was just gonna ask you guys,
484
00:21:12,214 --> 00:21:14,817
do you know any way
to, like, raise money?
485
00:21:16,605 --> 00:21:17,906
What do you mean?
486
00:21:17,912 --> 00:21:19,671
We have no idea what
you're talking about.
487
00:21:19,675 --> 00:21:21,411
Okay, I just...
488
00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:24,007
I need to try and raise
some money because...
489
00:21:24,011 --> 00:21:25,681
my mom needs to have a surgery,
490
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:28,046
and we can't afford it.
491
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:32,390
Oh. Dude...
492
00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:35,153
How much does your mom
need for her surgery?
493
00:21:35,691 --> 00:21:38,894
About $10,000. I'm sorry, you guys.
494
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:41,250
Just go back to your boat
races. I'll talk to you later.
495
00:21:42,198 --> 00:21:44,232
Cartman, wait.
496
00:21:45,942 --> 00:21:47,878
You actually can help us.
497
00:21:47,884 --> 00:21:48,952
Yeah.
498
00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:50,046
What do you mean?
499
00:21:50,050 --> 00:21:52,054
Look, dude, we're actually making money
500
00:21:52,064 --> 00:21:53,336
for a streaming service.
501
00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:54,988
- Really?
- TOLKIEN: Yeah, come on.
502
00:21:54,992 --> 00:21:56,781
You can help us, and we'll
cut you in on the profits.
503
00:21:56,786 --> 00:21:58,679
Oh, my God, what-what
streaming service is it?
504
00:21:58,683 --> 00:22:00,296
It's a bunch of different ones.
505
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,179
Here, help me cut out these masts.
506
00:22:02,183 --> 00:22:03,936
Okay, yeah, sure.
507
00:22:04,266 --> 00:22:07,061
And, Cartman, I'm sorry.
508
00:22:07,207 --> 00:22:08,515
Thanks, Kyle.
509
00:22:10,231 --> 00:22:13,231
♪♪
510
00:22:23,701 --> 00:22:25,685
It's a green boat.
511
00:22:25,691 --> 00:22:26,991
[CROWD CHEERING]
512
00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:28,164
Anyone on the green boat
513
00:22:28,170 --> 00:22:29,809
streaming service can
have their allotment
514
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:31,483
of water for the day.
515
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,561
Oh, here comes the white boat.
516
00:22:33,567 --> 00:22:34,765
[CROWD CHEERING]
517
00:22:34,769 --> 00:22:35,938
Subscribers to
518
00:22:35,942 --> 00:22:37,796
Kush Country Farms Streaming service
519
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:38,991
have their allotments.
520
00:22:38,997 --> 00:22:40,464
Escusi. Escusi.
521
00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:43,663
Pi Pi's been a-waiting all
day for his water ticket.
522
00:22:43,669 --> 00:22:45,851
My water park need water.
523
00:22:45,855 --> 00:22:47,290
You'll just have to be patient.
524
00:22:47,296 --> 00:22:49,452
There's a lot of different
streaming services now.
525
00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:52,593
Yes, there's a-too
many streaming services.
526
00:22:52,597 --> 00:22:54,726
There's a streaming service for this-a,
527
00:22:54,730 --> 00:22:56,834
and streaming service for that-a.
528
00:22:56,838 --> 00:22:59,702
Pi Pi can't find his stuff-a.
529
00:22:59,708 --> 00:23:01,108
Why can't-a Pi Pi just have
530
00:23:01,114 --> 00:23:03,951
a one streaming service
have-a everything?
531
00:23:04,111 --> 00:23:06,212
Pi Pi got a streaming
service he like-a,
532
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,286
and then-a Pi Pi's stuff not on it.
533
00:23:08,290 --> 00:23:10,429
Pi Pi so confuse-a.
534
00:23:11,252 --> 00:23:13,989
[SCANNER BEEPING]
535
00:23:15,450 --> 00:23:17,421
Yeah, yeah, we're
getting more supplies now.
536
00:23:17,425 --> 00:23:18,786
You guys just keep building boats.
537
00:23:18,790 --> 00:23:20,192
We'll be there fast as we can.
538
00:23:20,596 --> 00:23:22,352
Dude, I'm starting to
think we took on too much.
539
00:23:22,355 --> 00:23:24,436
- It's okay.
- It's not okay.
540
00:23:24,442 --> 00:23:26,311
We haven't even finished
Karen's boats yet.
541
00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:28,140
I do not want to piss Karen off.
542
00:23:28,144 --> 00:23:30,146
Tolkien, I've told you,
don't worry about Karen.
543
00:23:30,152 --> 00:23:31,741
Everything's gonna be fine.
544
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:42,147
Hello, boys. That's quite
a haul you have there.
545
00:23:43,448 --> 00:23:45,917
My name is Mr. Cussler.
546
00:23:45,923 --> 00:23:47,891
I bought some property up here.
547
00:23:47,895 --> 00:23:49,596
I've been asking around, and, uh...
548
00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:52,438
I believe you're the ones responsible...
549
00:23:52,442 --> 00:23:53,782
for these?
550
00:23:54,243 --> 00:23:56,890
- Maybe.
- Fantastic little boats.
551
00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:58,655
I'm a big fan of your work.
552
00:23:58,661 --> 00:24:00,961
I have a nice stream
going through my property,
553
00:24:00,965 --> 00:24:03,436
and I'd like you to
make something for me.
554
00:24:03,795 --> 00:24:07,343
- Oh, we're-we're pretty, uh...
- We're pretty loaded up, man.
555
00:24:07,347 --> 00:24:08,905
Oh, I'm sure you are.
556
00:24:08,911 --> 00:24:12,213
That's why I'd like to
make you an exclusive deal.
557
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,757
I want 10,000 of your little boats,
558
00:24:14,761 --> 00:24:17,798
and I'll pay you $15,000.
559
00:24:18,028 --> 00:24:20,063
BOTH: $15,000?
560
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:23,577
But I'm gonna need them
right away. Say three days?
561
00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:26,108
I have... big plans.
562
00:24:26,114 --> 00:24:28,366
Dude, we can't make
10,000 boats in three days.
563
00:24:28,372 --> 00:24:29,973
We'll do it.
564
00:24:37,859 --> 00:24:39,957
Cartman, come on, that looks like shit.
565
00:24:40,765 --> 00:24:42,099
Come on what, Kyle?
566
00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,855
Look, I-I know we're
making a lot of these,
567
00:24:43,859 --> 00:24:46,246
but we still have to
make them look nice.
568
00:24:46,542 --> 00:24:48,777
- Does it really matter?
- Yes, it matters.
569
00:24:48,781 --> 00:24:50,644
The streaming services
are paying for nice boats.
570
00:24:50,648 --> 00:24:52,715
They don't give a fuck, Kyle.
571
00:24:52,721 --> 00:24:54,582
They're gonna take
everything they can get.
572
00:24:54,586 --> 00:24:56,371
Everyone knows, at the end of the day,
573
00:24:56,375 --> 00:24:59,121
there's only gonna be, like,
three streaming services,
574
00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:01,105
so they, like, everyone
just wants to have their shit
575
00:25:01,109 --> 00:25:03,478
on their stream and get
bought out, you know?
576
00:25:03,482 --> 00:25:05,941
And they don't give a
fuck how good anything is.
577
00:25:05,945 --> 00:25:08,580
And the people who made all the
deals, they don't give a fuck
578
00:25:08,586 --> 00:25:11,088
'cause they're all gonna
get fired anyway, you know?
579
00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:12,625
And everyone working at
this streaming service
580
00:25:12,628 --> 00:25:14,530
is now working over at
that streaming service.
581
00:25:14,536 --> 00:25:17,753
No one gives a shit about
what fucking goes on in it.
582
00:25:17,798 --> 00:25:20,076
Butters, I-I think you've
had too many popsicles.
583
00:25:20,175 --> 00:25:22,546
Yeah, I think maybe I've
had one too many popsicles.
584
00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:25,566
You guys, you guys, we did it.
585
00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:27,518
KENNY: What'd we do?
586
00:25:27,522 --> 00:25:30,441
We just got an offer for 10,000 boats.
587
00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:32,280
It's $15,000, you guys.
588
00:25:32,286 --> 00:25:34,087
That's almost $3,000 each.
589
00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:36,644
- We're millionaires!
- Whoo-hoo!
590
00:25:36,650 --> 00:25:39,207
Hey, hey, aren't you
guys forgetting something?
591
00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:42,458
Cartman's mom's surgery?
592
00:25:42,730 --> 00:25:44,266
Oh, right.
593
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:46,406
Well, what do you say, guys?
594
00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:48,079
With this money, before we do anything,
595
00:25:48,085 --> 00:25:49,785
we pay for Cartman's mom's surgery.
596
00:25:49,789 --> 00:25:51,449
You definitely have my share, Eric.
597
00:25:51,453 --> 00:25:52,691
Mine, too.
598
00:25:52,988 --> 00:25:54,863
I really...
599
00:25:54,867 --> 00:25:57,503
really... don't fucking
deserve you guys.
600
00:25:57,509 --> 00:25:59,244
Come on, let's get to work.
601
00:26:10,207 --> 00:26:12,233
[WATER PIPES CREAKING]
602
00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:17,777
Just how bad could
the water situation get
603
00:26:17,781 --> 00:26:20,151
for Park County farmers this summer?
604
00:26:20,155 --> 00:26:21,857
A new study says this year's snowpack
605
00:26:21,863 --> 00:26:24,885
has almost completely
melted, and, once again,
606
00:26:24,891 --> 00:26:26,871
ManBearPig is to blame.
607
00:26:26,875 --> 00:26:29,211
That's right, Tom. It appears ManBearPig
608
00:26:29,217 --> 00:26:33,154
has done a lot more damage this
year than originally predicted.
609
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,861
As the spring thaws continue,
610
00:26:34,865 --> 00:26:37,147
we simply aren't seeing that much water
611
00:26:37,153 --> 00:26:39,432
from way up on the mountain peaks.
612
00:26:39,438 --> 00:26:41,785
If ManBearPig is truly out there,
613
00:26:41,789 --> 00:26:43,574
then farmers might want to start looking
614
00:26:43,578 --> 00:26:46,449
at the state of that snowpack, Tom.
615
00:27:33,996 --> 00:27:37,996
_
616
00:27:45,565 --> 00:27:49,565
_
617
00:27:52,842 --> 00:27:54,911
Over here.
618
00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:57,010
Here!
619
00:27:58,402 --> 00:28:00,836
What is all this? What happened?
620
00:28:00,936 --> 00:28:03,096
The housing market up here...
621
00:28:03,102 --> 00:28:04,378
it went crazy.
622
00:28:04,472 --> 00:28:06,340
We've just been selling properties
623
00:28:06,346 --> 00:28:08,248
without sleeping or eating.
624
00:28:08,435 --> 00:28:10,805
This property here was
the last to get an offer.
625
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,799
The seller countered,
but we haven't heard back,
626
00:28:12,805 --> 00:28:14,549
and it's really a buyer's market.
627
00:28:14,555 --> 00:28:16,086
Who's buying it all?
628
00:28:16,185 --> 00:28:18,654
Some rich guy from the city.
629
00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:19,932
[COUGHS]
630
00:28:19,936 --> 00:28:21,838
But we are currently
taking backup offers,
631
00:28:21,844 --> 00:28:23,837
if you'd like. Do you have a broker?
632
00:28:23,843 --> 00:28:26,380
We are really the best in
town. My coworker Janice
633
00:28:26,384 --> 00:28:29,354
sold over 100 listings in 72 hours.
634
00:28:31,323 --> 00:28:32,903
Look at this.
635
00:28:32,907 --> 00:28:35,150
They were right about ManBearPig.
636
00:28:35,154 --> 00:28:37,324
There's not nearly as
much snow as last year.
637
00:28:37,328 --> 00:28:40,398
Yeah. There's a lot you
can do with this property.
638
00:28:40,911 --> 00:28:42,439
It has explosive views
639
00:28:42,443 --> 00:28:44,645
and a southern exposure for
those chilly winter nights.
640
00:28:44,651 --> 00:28:46,814
You can't sell all the land up here.
641
00:28:46,818 --> 00:28:48,454
Can't you see they just want the water?
642
00:28:49,157 --> 00:28:52,204
That's probably why they asked
for the inspection contingency.
643
00:28:52,210 --> 00:28:53,978
We countered with an extra 20 days
644
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:56,618
until close of escrow.
[CHUCKLES] We got them.
645
00:28:56,624 --> 00:28:58,359
There's no snow up here.
646
00:28:58,365 --> 00:29:00,626
There won't be enough
water for South Park.
647
00:29:01,282 --> 00:29:02,971
You...
648
00:29:02,976 --> 00:29:04,821
You could have a walkout basement here
649
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:06,828
with room for an outdoor kitchen.
650
00:29:08,031 --> 00:29:10,604
Think of the entertaining potential.
651
00:29:11,365 --> 00:29:13,534
Do you like to entertain?
652
00:29:24,779 --> 00:29:26,815
[YAWNS]
653
00:29:29,881 --> 00:29:32,115
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
654
00:29:43,944 --> 00:29:46,181
[WATER RUSHING]
655
00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:05,753
"Cussler Industries"?
656
00:30:07,654 --> 00:30:09,856
Huh? Huh?
657
00:30:09,862 --> 00:30:11,712
Oh!
658
00:30:36,865 --> 00:30:39,099
♪♪
659
00:30:44,324 --> 00:30:46,439
My streaming service!
660
00:30:51,759 --> 00:30:53,971
♪ Happy surprise time ♪
661
00:30:53,976 --> 00:30:55,576
♪ To you ♪
662
00:30:55,912 --> 00:30:59,148
♪ Something's happened that's cool... ♪
663
00:30:59,153 --> 00:31:00,768
What is this, Eric?
664
00:31:00,772 --> 00:31:03,776
♪ Just sit down right here ♪
665
00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:07,151
♪ Your son has done something cool. ♪
666
00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:08,604
Are you ready, Mom?
667
00:31:08,608 --> 00:31:11,144
[GIGGLES] Yes. What is it, sweetie?
668
00:31:14,036 --> 00:31:16,611
- Wait a minute, Eric, what is this?
- [DOOR OPENS]
669
00:31:16,923 --> 00:31:20,380
Okay, hello, Mrs. Cartman.
I'm Dr. Stevens.
670
00:31:20,384 --> 00:31:23,252
I understand you're interested
in breast augmentation?
671
00:31:23,395 --> 00:31:24,730
That's right, she is.
672
00:31:24,736 --> 00:31:26,837
Well, there are a few options.
673
00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,911
We prefer the saline implants now.
674
00:31:28,915 --> 00:31:30,723
They-they can be put either under
675
00:31:30,729 --> 00:31:32,278
the chest muscle or on top.
676
00:31:32,284 --> 00:31:35,567
Did you have any idea what size
breasts you wanted to achieve?
677
00:31:35,573 --> 00:31:37,106
The largest size.
678
00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:39,755
Eric, I've told you a hundred times,
679
00:31:39,759 --> 00:31:42,262
I'm not getting a boob job.
680
00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:45,684
Uh, I'm a bit confused
here, Mrs. Cartman.
681
00:31:45,690 --> 00:31:49,083
Your procedure has already
been completely paid for.
682
00:31:49,087 --> 00:31:51,481
- What?
- Surprise!
683
00:31:51,487 --> 00:31:53,723
I raised all the money, Mom. It's done.
684
00:31:53,729 --> 00:31:57,499
No, Eric. I said I don't
want breast implants.
685
00:31:57,547 --> 00:31:59,340
You said we couldn't afford it.
686
00:31:59,346 --> 00:32:00,846
I went out, and I worked every day,
687
00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:02,731
and I got you the money
for new tits, Mom.
688
00:32:02,737 --> 00:32:05,512
I'm fine with my body the way it is.
689
00:32:05,518 --> 00:32:08,287
You are, but rich guys
aren't. Am I right, Doctor?
690
00:32:08,398 --> 00:32:10,367
Okay, uh, Mrs. Cartman,
691
00:32:10,373 --> 00:32:12,907
if you'd like to just go
back up to the front office,
692
00:32:12,913 --> 00:32:14,770
they can refund all the money.
693
00:32:14,776 --> 00:32:18,247
No! No, Doctor, please,
I live in a hot dog!
694
00:32:18,251 --> 00:32:20,551
Because he made me quit my job,
695
00:32:20,557 --> 00:32:22,200
and I promised myself
696
00:32:22,204 --> 00:32:24,674
I wouldn't give in to him ever again.
697
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,270
Get fake tits or else
I'll call the police, Mom.
698
00:32:27,276 --> 00:32:30,356
Do what you want, Eric.
I am done with this.
699
00:32:30,362 --> 00:32:31,825
Fine, then I'll run away.
700
00:32:31,829 --> 00:32:33,665
You'll just have to run away, then.
701
00:32:33,671 --> 00:32:35,067
I'll go live with Grandma.
702
00:32:35,073 --> 00:32:37,255
I'm sure Grandma would love that.
703
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:41,013
I've given in to you
too many times, Eric.
704
00:32:41,019 --> 00:32:42,721
It stops now.
705
00:32:43,019 --> 00:32:46,185
You're not gonna give in,
huh? We'll just see about that.
706
00:32:46,519 --> 00:32:49,132
Doctor, keep those tits on ice.
707
00:33:01,766 --> 00:33:03,200
What is that?
708
00:33:04,037 --> 00:33:06,317
It's... it's a little boat.
709
00:33:07,065 --> 00:33:09,535
Stan, are you making stuff
710
00:33:09,539 --> 00:33:11,365
for other streaming services?
711
00:33:12,963 --> 00:33:15,467
Stanley? We had a deal.
712
00:33:15,856 --> 00:33:18,960
Are you making stuff for other
streaming services, yes or no?
713
00:33:19,059 --> 00:33:21,685
Yes. This guy paid us
a shitload of money.
714
00:33:21,691 --> 00:33:23,546
I paid you a shitload of money.
715
00:33:23,550 --> 00:33:25,201
Yeah, we make them for whoever pays us.
716
00:33:25,207 --> 00:33:27,041
We make stuff for Credigree, too.
717
00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:28,516
For Credigree?
718
00:33:28,653 --> 00:33:30,489
They're the enemy, Stan.
719
00:33:30,493 --> 00:33:32,107
You live here.
720
00:33:32,113 --> 00:33:34,348
You're exclusive to Tegridy Weed.
721
00:33:34,871 --> 00:33:36,922
[SCOFFS] Everyone is fighting
and trying to get rich,
722
00:33:36,925 --> 00:33:38,625
and we're just in the
middle doing our thing.
723
00:33:38,628 --> 00:33:40,763
Doing your thing. Wow.
724
00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:42,371
You're a fucking dick.
725
00:33:42,375 --> 00:33:44,144
How much money's enough, Stan?
726
00:33:44,148 --> 00:33:45,632
Cock-sucking cunt.
727
00:33:45,636 --> 00:33:47,826
- What is going on?
- Oh, nothing.
728
00:33:47,832 --> 00:33:50,000
Your son and his friends
just made exclusive deals
729
00:33:50,006 --> 00:33:52,008
for multiple streaming services.
730
00:33:52,212 --> 00:33:53,247
Ugh.
731
00:33:53,251 --> 00:33:54,721
Oh, but I guess that's just Karen
732
00:33:54,726 --> 00:33:56,460
being Karen again, huh?
733
00:33:56,464 --> 00:33:58,843
Yeah, screw whatever Karen thinks.
734
00:33:58,847 --> 00:34:01,882
Maybe it's bad for
business, but fuck Karen.
735
00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,919
Okay, I'm sorry.
736
00:34:04,463 --> 00:34:06,974
We're going to march right
over to where this guy lives,
737
00:34:06,980 --> 00:34:08,882
and tell him that you
can't possibly take on
738
00:34:08,887 --> 00:34:10,889
another streaming service
without sacrificing
739
00:34:10,893 --> 00:34:13,771
- the quality of your product.
- Rats.
740
00:34:19,936 --> 00:34:21,472
[CLEARS THROAT]
741
00:34:30,721 --> 00:34:33,657
Well, Mom, I guess I'll be leaving now.
742
00:34:33,661 --> 00:34:35,664
Oh, really? Where are you going?
743
00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:37,641
I can't do this anymore, Mom.
744
00:34:37,646 --> 00:34:40,365
If you won't listen to me, then
I really don't have a choice.
745
00:34:40,371 --> 00:34:42,806
Well, I'm very sorry to hear that, Eric.
746
00:34:42,811 --> 00:34:45,146
I hope you take good care of yourself.
747
00:34:45,898 --> 00:34:48,496
Okay, well, I guess I'll
just ask you one more time
748
00:34:48,501 --> 00:34:50,148
if you would please
get fake tits. I know...
749
00:34:50,152 --> 00:34:52,483
I'm not getting breast implants, Eric.
750
00:34:52,865 --> 00:34:54,367
Okay, that's fine.
751
00:34:54,373 --> 00:34:55,934
So, you're running away?
752
00:34:55,940 --> 00:34:57,608
Oh, I'm not running away, Mom.
753
00:34:57,612 --> 00:34:59,722
No, that would be the easy way out.
754
00:34:59,726 --> 00:35:01,224
You remember when I told you how easy
755
00:35:01,230 --> 00:35:02,344
breast enhancement would be,
756
00:35:02,347 --> 00:35:04,889
and you said, "If it's so
easy, why don't you do it?"
757
00:35:04,974 --> 00:35:06,675
Well, I'm taking your advice, Mom.
758
00:35:06,681 --> 00:35:09,483
If you won't get fake
breasts, then I will.
759
00:35:09,617 --> 00:35:12,018
- What?
- I've already paid the clinic,
760
00:35:12,023 --> 00:35:13,822
and I'll just tell them that
the implants were for me.
761
00:35:13,827 --> 00:35:15,228
You know it's 2022, right?
762
00:35:15,233 --> 00:35:17,257
You know they do surgeries
like this to kids now?
763
00:35:17,262 --> 00:35:19,818
Guess I'll just go
and get fake tits, Mom.
764
00:35:20,469 --> 00:35:23,873
Well, Eric, I guess
that's just your choice.
765
00:35:24,637 --> 00:35:26,599
Mom, I'm serious. It's 2022.
766
00:35:26,605 --> 00:35:28,344
They do these kinds of
surgeries to kids now.
767
00:35:28,347 --> 00:35:29,681
Yes, I know.
768
00:35:29,974 --> 00:35:31,777
Okay, well, then I'm
gonna go to the doctor,
769
00:35:31,782 --> 00:35:33,246
and I'm gonna go get breast implants.
770
00:35:33,251 --> 00:35:34,568
Okay.
771
00:35:35,677 --> 00:35:37,693
Okay, Mom, I'm going out the door.
772
00:35:37,699 --> 00:35:39,693
Okay, sweetie, be safe.
773
00:35:39,699 --> 00:35:41,248
Gonna go get fake tits now.
774
00:35:41,253 --> 00:35:42,956
If that's what you want, Eric.
775
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,172
It's not what I want, it's
what you're making me do, Mom.
776
00:35:45,175 --> 00:35:47,436
Okay, honey, well, I love you.
777
00:35:50,012 --> 00:35:52,949
- Okay, well, I'll see you.
- Bye, honey.
778
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,224
Gonna go get breast implants.
779
00:35:58,230 --> 00:36:00,389
I'll come pick you up when you're done.
780
00:36:01,298 --> 00:36:02,795
Cool.
781
00:36:18,490 --> 00:36:20,224
Come on.
782
00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:26,983
Yes?
783
00:36:26,987 --> 00:36:29,795
Hello, we'd like to speak
with Mr. Cussler, please.
784
00:36:29,971 --> 00:36:31,239
For what?
785
00:36:31,244 --> 00:36:33,478
Well, I want to let him
know that my son here
786
00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:36,653
made a streaming deal that
he had no business making.
787
00:36:36,659 --> 00:36:37,726
Didn't you, Stan?
788
00:36:37,731 --> 00:36:39,166
No, technically, no.
789
00:36:39,170 --> 00:36:40,764
Technically what?
790
00:36:40,768 --> 00:36:43,371
I'm afraid Mr. Cussler can't see you.
791
00:36:43,447 --> 00:36:45,335
Oh, really? Okay, well,
792
00:36:45,340 --> 00:36:48,309
you go and tell him that
it's Karen Marsh, okay?
793
00:36:48,315 --> 00:36:50,349
And that I will talk to him right now.
794
00:36:50,427 --> 00:36:53,364
He can't talk to you because he's dead.
795
00:36:53,518 --> 00:36:55,019
What?
796
00:36:55,128 --> 00:36:57,632
Mr. Cussler's body was
found several hours ago.
797
00:36:57,637 --> 00:36:59,706
He was... attacked
798
00:36:59,710 --> 00:37:01,612
by ManBearPig.
799
00:37:04,967 --> 00:37:06,637
[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
800
00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:08,286
Everyone keep this area clear.
801
00:37:08,291 --> 00:37:09,858
I need casts of the footprints.
802
00:37:09,864 --> 00:37:12,800
Keep your radios down. We
don't want the press showing up.
803
00:37:12,806 --> 00:37:14,273
What's going on here?
804
00:37:14,277 --> 00:37:16,085
Aw, shit, it's Karen.
805
00:37:16,090 --> 00:37:17,425
[OFFICERS GRUMBLING]
806
00:37:17,429 --> 00:37:19,865
Hey, look, my son was in
business with this guy.
807
00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:21,967
You really think he was
killed by ManBearPig?
808
00:37:21,972 --> 00:37:23,306
Take a look for yourself.
809
00:37:23,619 --> 00:37:26,358
Something tore him apart
and shit in his face.
810
00:37:26,362 --> 00:37:28,130
Workers found him late this morning.
811
00:37:28,313 --> 00:37:30,115
The footprints are those of a pig,
812
00:37:30,121 --> 00:37:31,577
but the claw marks are those of a bear,
813
00:37:31,581 --> 00:37:33,951
and the excrement,
clearly that of a man.
814
00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:37,835
Why would ManBearPig single him out?
815
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,108
Apparently, this Cussler guy
816
00:37:39,114 --> 00:37:41,436
was taking advantage
of the water supply.
817
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,744
ManBearPig must've gotten
some kind of vengeance
818
00:37:43,748 --> 00:37:45,483
for the rich guy's greed.
819
00:37:46,775 --> 00:37:48,382
Oh, no.
820
00:37:48,501 --> 00:37:50,836
Karen? What is it?
821
00:37:52,067 --> 00:37:53,268
Karen?
822
00:37:53,391 --> 00:37:54,858
It's just that...
823
00:37:54,862 --> 00:37:57,766
if ManBearPig was getting
vengeance on Cussler,
824
00:37:58,007 --> 00:38:00,764
would he also want to come after my son?
825
00:38:12,407 --> 00:38:13,835
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
826
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,208
Ah, yes. Come on-a in.
827
00:38:16,213 --> 00:38:17,599
It's a-open.
828
00:38:19,385 --> 00:38:21,990
Hello, Pi Pi. Do you have a minute?
829
00:38:22,030 --> 00:38:25,132
Oh, my good friend
from-a Credigree Farm-a.
830
00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:28,646
So nice a-you to visit. Mwah. Mwah.
831
00:38:28,652 --> 00:38:32,155
Look. Everything going
good for-a Pi Pi water park.
832
00:38:32,161 --> 00:38:34,697
Everyone having fun.
833
00:38:35,143 --> 00:38:37,842
Yes, that's what I came
to talk to you about.
834
00:38:37,923 --> 00:38:39,943
Pi Pi, I'm sorry, but...
835
00:38:39,949 --> 00:38:42,351
I'm going to have to
cancel my streaming service.
836
00:38:42,577 --> 00:38:44,911
What? Cancel-a Pi Pi?
837
00:38:44,916 --> 00:38:47,318
The drought is worse
than everyone thought.
838
00:38:47,324 --> 00:38:49,492
ManBearPig did a lot of
damage this year and...
839
00:38:49,498 --> 00:38:51,733
I don't have enough water for my crops.
840
00:38:51,815 --> 00:38:54,485
Oh, that's too bad.
841
00:38:54,639 --> 00:38:58,076
It's too bad 'cause
now you fucked, a-huh?
842
00:38:59,036 --> 00:39:00,943
I need my water rights back,
843
00:39:00,949 --> 00:39:02,684
or else my farm won't survive.
844
00:39:02,943 --> 00:39:05,163
Oh, you make-a Pi Pi cry.
845
00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:07,193
What-a you expect-a, huh?
846
00:39:07,199 --> 00:39:09,333
It's a drought everywhere.
847
00:39:09,338 --> 00:39:11,876
Why you think I buy your water?
848
00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:15,153
You can-a suck Pi Pi dick, huh?
849
00:39:15,380 --> 00:39:16,748
Hey, you son of a bitch.
850
00:39:16,753 --> 00:39:18,545
You knew what you were
doing the whole time.
851
00:39:18,550 --> 00:39:20,351
You think I'm just gonna
sit here and take it?
852
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,679
I'll call the water commissioner.
853
00:39:21,684 --> 00:39:24,248
Oh, no. No, you-you
don't have to call him.
854
00:39:24,253 --> 00:39:25,856
He's right here.
855
00:39:29,291 --> 00:39:30,849
Afternoon, pal.
856
00:39:30,855 --> 00:39:32,710
How's the drought treating you?
857
00:39:34,034 --> 00:39:35,788
So, the water commissioner was working
858
00:39:35,793 --> 00:39:37,327
for you the whole time.
859
00:39:37,378 --> 00:39:40,085
Well, I don't have a problem
kicking both of your asses.
860
00:39:40,090 --> 00:39:43,998
Oh, I'd be a little more
worried about the other guy.
861
00:39:48,057 --> 00:39:49,960
[ROARING]
862
00:39:49,965 --> 00:39:51,646
[SCREECHING]
863
00:39:51,652 --> 00:39:54,146
ManBearPig. He's working for you, too?
864
00:39:54,152 --> 00:39:57,155
Everybody wants to get
in the streaming business.
865
00:39:57,313 --> 00:39:58,695
You're the one who
bought all the properties
866
00:39:58,699 --> 00:39:59,780
on the mountaintop.
867
00:39:59,784 --> 00:40:01,936
You just have it all
figured out, don't you?
868
00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:05,543
Yeah, looks like-a Pi Pi has
it all pretty figured out.
869
00:40:05,548 --> 00:40:08,224
Goddamn it, I'm not
gonna let you... [SCREAMS]
870
00:40:12,657 --> 00:40:14,925
[SCREAMS]
871
00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:20,373
[CHOKING]
872
00:40:21,726 --> 00:40:23,827
I'm sorry, Pi Pi can't hear you.
873
00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:28,905
[SCREAMING]
874
00:40:35,885 --> 00:40:38,054
[SCREAMING]
875
00:40:53,105 --> 00:40:54,672
How is he?
876
00:40:54,677 --> 00:40:57,771
I believe he's coming to, Doctor.
877
00:40:58,853 --> 00:41:00,887
[GROANING]
878
00:41:01,737 --> 00:41:04,706
Hello, Eric. Just want to let
you know everything went fine.
879
00:41:04,711 --> 00:41:06,507
We're gonna let the anesthesia wear off
880
00:41:06,512 --> 00:41:08,447
a little more, and then
we can let you go home.
881
00:41:08,771 --> 00:41:10,014
[STAMMERS]
882
00:41:10,018 --> 00:41:12,221
Okay. Um, cool.
883
00:41:12,226 --> 00:41:13,760
CARTMAN'S MOM: Well, you did it, Eric.
884
00:41:13,896 --> 00:41:16,065
I hope you're happier now.
885
00:41:16,070 --> 00:41:18,264
They all said you were very insistent.
886
00:41:18,268 --> 00:41:20,204
That you said you'd
cancel them if they didn't
887
00:41:20,208 --> 00:41:22,288
put breast implants in one of us.
888
00:41:22,510 --> 00:41:24,068
I-I...
889
00:41:24,074 --> 00:41:26,076
I-I have fake tits?
890
00:41:28,782 --> 00:41:29,976
CARTMAN'S MOM: They said that tube
891
00:41:29,980 --> 00:41:32,373
is for draining blood while
the swelling goes down.
892
00:41:32,713 --> 00:41:36,137
Your breasts are swollen now
as a reaction to the implants.
893
00:41:36,865 --> 00:41:39,788
Okay, well, now that you
see how serious I was,
894
00:41:39,793 --> 00:41:41,293
what're you gonna do now?
895
00:41:41,298 --> 00:41:44,268
I'm gonna go down and get
some grocery shopping done.
896
00:41:45,097 --> 00:41:46,164
Mom?
897
00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:48,802
I will go to school like this.
898
00:41:49,253 --> 00:41:51,483
You're gonna have to
give in at some point.
899
00:41:52,181 --> 00:41:53,623
Mom?
900
00:41:54,737 --> 00:41:57,606
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
901
00:41:57,925 --> 00:41:59,889
Well, have you guys
seen Butters or Cartman?
902
00:41:59,893 --> 00:42:01,710
- What the hell is going on?
- I don't know, but we have
903
00:42:01,715 --> 00:42:03,351
a lot of boats to make,
and recess is almost over.
904
00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:04,748
You guys. You guys.
905
00:42:04,753 --> 00:42:06,556
There you are. What's wrong dude?
906
00:42:06,561 --> 00:42:09,960
Um, we need to stop making
stuff for streaming services.
907
00:42:10,574 --> 00:42:11,717
What're you talking about?
908
00:42:11,722 --> 00:42:13,425
It's all getting really weird.
909
00:42:13,429 --> 00:42:16,199
The guy we made the
deal with? He was killed.
910
00:42:16,204 --> 00:42:17,530
He was killed?
911
00:42:17,534 --> 00:42:20,123
I think we got greedy. I got greedy.
912
00:42:20,181 --> 00:42:22,155
We should've never gotten
involved in the streaming wars.
913
00:42:22,159 --> 00:42:23,929
They've upset the balance of nature.
914
00:42:23,934 --> 00:42:25,264
Hey, whoa, whoa, Stan.
915
00:42:25,268 --> 00:42:26,869
We weren't greedy, okay?
916
00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:28,376
We made the money for a good reason.
917
00:42:28,382 --> 00:42:29,583
Yeah, dude. Don't forget,
918
00:42:29,588 --> 00:42:31,190
everything we did was for a good cause.
919
00:42:31,396 --> 00:42:32,679
CARTMAN: You guys.
920
00:42:33,108 --> 00:42:35,733
You guys, something is
seriously wrong with my mom.
921
00:42:36,653 --> 00:42:38,514
She's acting crazy.
922
00:42:39,141 --> 00:42:41,297
Are any of your parents
acting weird at all?
923
00:42:42,141 --> 00:42:45,313
Hey, fellas, are we making more
boats for the... Whoa, hello!
924
00:42:45,318 --> 00:42:47,320
Jesus, what happened to you, Eric?
925
00:42:47,545 --> 00:42:49,476
Okay, okay, fine. I was hoping
926
00:42:49,481 --> 00:42:50,914
everyone would just be cool,
927
00:42:50,918 --> 00:42:53,398
but I guess we need to talk
about the elephants in the room.
928
00:42:53,670 --> 00:42:55,338
This was not a choice.
929
00:42:55,391 --> 00:42:57,059
You guys, I...
930
00:42:57,065 --> 00:43:00,367
I live in a hot dog, okay?
931
00:43:00,594 --> 00:43:02,596
And all I want is to have a real home,
932
00:43:02,601 --> 00:43:04,945
and a room that is mine
to sleep in at night.
933
00:43:04,951 --> 00:43:06,382
To... Is something funny, Clyde?
934
00:43:06,387 --> 00:43:08,356
[STIFLED LAUGHTER]
935
00:43:08,427 --> 00:43:10,063
Yeah, it's real funny.
936
00:43:10,068 --> 00:43:11,599
If I were you guys, I'd be super pissed
937
00:43:11,603 --> 00:43:13,369
at my mom because you
worked hard for this money.
938
00:43:13,373 --> 00:43:15,074
All right, Cartman, stop fucking around.
939
00:43:15,079 --> 00:43:16,445
Obviously, those aren't real.
940
00:43:16,451 --> 00:43:19,407
I didn't say they're
real. They're not real.
941
00:43:19,411 --> 00:43:21,213
They're silicone implants
surgically inserted
942
00:43:21,219 --> 00:43:22,329
under the chest muscle.
943
00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,297
Nobody believes you
actually got fake tits.
944
00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:26,039
These are real fake tits.
945
00:43:26,043 --> 00:43:28,367
Kenny, feel them. Go on. feel them.
946
00:43:34,005 --> 00:43:35,407
Those are fucking real, dude.
947
00:43:35,411 --> 00:43:37,023
- What?
- Thank you, Kenny.
948
00:43:37,028 --> 00:43:38,893
Now, if we can all get
our minds off fucking boobs
949
00:43:38,898 --> 00:43:40,929
for a second, something's
happened to my mom.
950
00:43:40,934 --> 00:43:43,594
TOLKIEN: Mom? Mom, what's wrong?
951
00:43:43,835 --> 00:43:46,289
Mom, slow down, I can't understand you.
952
00:43:47,652 --> 00:43:49,454
What do you mean, Dad is missing?
953
00:43:50,257 --> 00:43:51,664
See?
954
00:43:56,697 --> 00:43:58,875
I want to congratulate you, Pi Pi.
955
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,282
It appears you've won
the streaming wars.
956
00:44:01,996 --> 00:44:05,282
And I want to thank-a
you for your service.
957
00:44:05,286 --> 00:44:07,851
It's been-a nice working with you.
958
00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:10,516
[CHUCKLES] You think it's over?
959
00:44:10,521 --> 00:44:12,442
You're gonna need me more than ever.
960
00:44:12,447 --> 00:44:15,235
Oh, but, uh, but I have-a
everything I need now.
961
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:16,773
Water?
962
00:44:17,773 --> 00:44:19,809
You silly little guy.
963
00:44:20,119 --> 00:44:22,813
You really think you
own all the water now?
964
00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:25,070
You know who actually owns the water?
965
00:44:25,298 --> 00:44:27,101
The State of Colorado.
966
00:44:27,255 --> 00:44:29,382
Every drop that rains from the sky.
967
00:44:29,387 --> 00:44:32,123
Your little water rights won't
mean anything when Arizona
968
00:44:32,128 --> 00:44:35,164
comes knocking, when Kansas
wants all their water.
969
00:44:35,170 --> 00:44:37,639
Oh, no. You make-a Pi Pi worry.
970
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,750
You're gonna need me
for a long time, buddy.
971
00:44:41,141 --> 00:44:43,677
You know who really own the water?
972
00:44:43,777 --> 00:44:45,012
Nobody.
973
00:44:45,018 --> 00:44:46,469
Now, the people a Denver,
974
00:44:46,474 --> 00:44:48,376
they think they have-a plenty of water,
975
00:44:48,380 --> 00:44:50,682
so they gonna go and use it all.
976
00:44:50,925 --> 00:44:54,115
And when all the water is-a gone,
977
00:44:54,121 --> 00:44:57,375
there's only one thing
left for people to use.
978
00:44:57,981 --> 00:45:01,704
The one thing that-a Pi Pi
have more than everybody, huh?
979
00:45:04,923 --> 00:45:07,960
No, no, no. It's good.
It's completely safe.
980
00:45:07,965 --> 00:45:09,563
Just a little salty, eh?
981
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,625
You're planning on selling piss?
982
00:45:12,630 --> 00:45:14,597
It's-a, it's-a destiny.
983
00:45:14,603 --> 00:45:16,835
All the fresh water go bye-bye.
984
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,777
Everybody gonna have to
wash their clothes in pee.
985
00:45:19,782 --> 00:45:22,460
Brush their teeth in pee, no?
986
00:45:22,465 --> 00:45:24,835
And who has the most pee
987
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,807
in all the land-a?
988
00:45:27,121 --> 00:45:29,590
Only a psychopath would
speed up climate change
989
00:45:29,596 --> 00:45:31,130
for his own profit.
990
00:45:31,135 --> 00:45:34,373
Yeah, well, you see, ManBearPig,
991
00:45:34,378 --> 00:45:37,485
eventually, he gonna kill everybody.
992
00:45:38,592 --> 00:45:40,976
He just gonna kill you first.
993
00:45:42,586 --> 00:45:44,789
- [SCREAMING]
- [ROARING]
994
00:45:50,403 --> 00:45:52,105
["USE ME" BY BILL WITHERS PLAYING]
995
00:45:52,110 --> 00:45:54,545
[WATER COMMISSIONER CONTINUES SCREAMING]
996
00:46:00,911 --> 00:46:03,820
♪ They keep trying to tell me ♪
997
00:46:06,039 --> 00:46:09,777
♪ All you want to do is use me ♪
998
00:46:13,110 --> 00:46:15,882
♪ Uh-huh, but my answer ♪
999
00:46:18,672 --> 00:46:21,507
♪ Yeah, to all that use me stuff ♪
1000
00:46:25,322 --> 00:46:27,891
♪ I-I-I, yes, I want ♪
1001
00:46:27,896 --> 00:46:29,532
♪ To spread the news ♪
1002
00:46:29,536 --> 00:46:32,481
♪ That if it feels this
good getting used ♪
1003
00:46:32,487 --> 00:46:34,822
♪ Oh, you just keep on using me... ♪
1004
00:46:34,827 --> 00:46:37,061
[LAUGHTER]
1005
00:46:38,023 --> 00:46:40,634
♪ Until you use me up ♪
1006
00:46:44,186 --> 00:46:46,867
♪ Until you use me up ♪
1007
00:46:48,492 --> 00:46:49,851
_
1008
00:46:50,469 --> 00:46:51,532
_
1009
00:46:51,536 --> 00:46:53,414
♪ My brother ♪
1010
00:46:53,807 --> 00:46:56,585
_
1011
00:46:56,590 --> 00:46:57,858
♪ Sit me right down ♪
1012
00:46:57,864 --> 00:46:59,695
♪ And he talked to me ♪
1013
00:46:59,701 --> 00:47:02,054
_
1014
00:47:03,833 --> 00:47:06,726
♪ And I want to spread the news ♪
1015
00:47:06,731 --> 00:47:09,668
♪ That if it feels
this good getting used ♪
1016
00:47:09,673 --> 00:47:13,744
♪ Girl, you just keep on using me ♪
1017
00:47:15,331 --> 00:47:17,757
♪ Until you use me up ♪
1018
00:47:21,217 --> 00:47:24,320
♪ Until you use me up ♪
1019
00:47:27,875 --> 00:47:29,688
♪ They keep trying to tell me ♪
1020
00:47:29,693 --> 00:47:32,693
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