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- So I think I have a plan

to keep the Douglas kids
at Bayside.

- Me too, I just need
to get through to my dad.

- Is he not listening to you?
- No.

I mean literally
get through to my dad.

I've been on hold
with his office for 16 hours.

[jazzy saxophone music]
See?

That's him playing the sax.

- Cool.
- Yeah.

- I think we should stage
a school-wide walkout.

If we can get some
media attention,

it might put pressure on the
school board to do something.

- I don't know, Daisy.
Are you sure that we can

count on all the Bayside kids
to walk out with us?

- Oh, so now it's "us."
I thought you were planning

on staying at Bayside
no matter what.

- Don't come at me like that.

I'm just thinking about
my future.

- A future with no best friend.

Good luck finding someone
who's gonna tell you

when it's time
to wax your little moustache.

- Well, it was time
to wax yours two days ago,

but I didn't say nothin'.

all: [gasp]
- Yo!

If we can't agree
at this table,

then how are we gonna get
the whole school to walk out?

Bayside has like
a million cliques.

It's got the artsy kids,

the girls who code,

the cool Christians.

Uncool Christians.
all: Mm.

- Yeah, but there's Douglas
kids in all of those groups.

I mean, you guys
are our friends.

- Yeah, but being friends
with someone

doesn't mean you're willing
to put your neck out for 'em.

- Listen, I can get people
at the school to do anything.

Did you notice how everyone
here calls soda "fizzy juice"?

I made that happen for a reason
I don't remember.

- Okay, Lexi, you and Jamie
try to get everyone on board.

DeVante, Aisha, and I
will reach out to local media

and convince them
to cover the walkout.

- And as soon as
my dad picks up,

I'll convince him to come.
- Your wait time

is approximately
4 billion minutes.

[saxophone plays]

[school bell rings]

- ♪ When I wake up
in the mornin' ♪

♪ Alarm gives out a warnin' ♪

♪ I don't think
I'll ever make it on time ♪

[school bell ringing]

♪ By the time I
grab my books ♪

♪ And I give myself a look ♪

♪ I'm at the corner
just in time ♪

♪ It's all right,
it's all right ♪

♪ Saved by the bell,
it's all right ♪

♪ It's all right,
saved by the bell ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell ♪

[school bell ringing]

and I think that we,
as the staff,

should walk out with them.

all: [murmur in agreement]

Now, as you may have heard,

Toddman is on
administrative leave

due to a complaint made
by Jade Huntington-Snell,

so he is not allowed
to be here.

- Oh-ho-ho, I'm here.

Jade is trying to silence me
'cause I'm wise to the con

she's pulling
on the Douglas kids.

But now it's time to stand up!

Obviously,
I can't actually stand up

because Jade might see me.

Hey, Slater.

- Hey.
- Ugh!

I hate that woman.
People like Jade

are the reason public education
in this country

is so broken.

Did you know that predominately
white school districts

receive $23 billion more--

Sorry.
I know, I know.

Relax, Mama.

- I wasn't gonna say that.

I would never say
something like that.

I mean, maybe back
in high school.

I mean, maybe every day
a couple times a day

back in high school.

- It doesn't matter.

I'm glad we're all
on the same page.

I'll see you at 1:00.
- Okay.

- A-and I guess I told you
to calm down a lot

that one summer
we worked at the beach club?

And--and I think in Hawaii

and--and in Vegas, too.

[click tongue]

[indistinct chatter]

- Hey, buddy, great news.
My dad's coming to the walkout.

- Wait, what?
- Yeah, he was in L.A.

last night
for some secret meeting

about a giant earthquake
that's coming on May 14th

that I'm not supposed
to tell anybody about--

- Wait, what?
- And I got to talk to him.

And now,
Jade and the rest of the PTA

are trying to kick them
out of Bayside.

It's like a grave injustice
or whatever.

- Do you hear your son?

We have raised a real
prankster-turned-activist.

Like George Clooney.
- Mmm.

Oh, those parents suck.
You know, the Douglas kids,

they deserve to go
to a great school like Bayside.

Besides, new kids
keep things fresh.

Remember Tori?
- Who?

- That's why you need
to come to the walkout,

so you can do, like,
a law that they can stay.

- Ah, listen, Mac,
I know it's hard

to understand this stuff
because you're a kid,

but...it's complicated.

But, hey, I've done
complicated things before.

I mean,
you're talking to the guy

that got Jason Statham on
the California Supreme Court.

I promise you I will do
everything that I can.

- Anyway, old Mac did it again.

So what time's the parade
for me?

- Let's just see
if he actually shows up.

- Why would he not show up?
- Well,

he said it's complicated,
which is grown-up speak for,

"It's not something
I wanna do."

Also, it was his budget cuts

that started this mess
in the first place,

and he raised you.

I mean, you're a good guy now,
but up until like this week,

you were kind of a--

I don't wanna say psychopath.

More like a sociopath.

- [laughs]
My dad's a great man.

Zack Morris is a legend
at this school.

- Not all legends
are good, Mac.

There was this legend
about a guy in our neighborhood

with a hook hand.

He killed teens by getting them
to sign up for the army.

[mellow music]

- He's gonna come
and fix everything.

Hey, you don't know my dad.

[softly]
Sociopath...

- This is gonna be pretty cool.

We haven't gathered
the Bayside cliques

since we all came together

to talk Toddman
out of wearing his earring.

Are you okay?

- I don't know.

- You upset about Aisha?

- No.

I'm just kinda coming to grips
with the fact

that this was probably
my last chance at love.

- [sighs]
- I mean, I'm 16.

I can barely bench press
a car anymore.

Who's gonna want me?

- I don't think
you have to worry.

Basically, every girl at
the school has a crush on you.

And every boy.

And most of the teachers.

And Shakira, when she came
here to shoot her video.

- Come on, Lexi,
not everyone has a crush on me.

- [laughs]

I did.

[gentle music]

- You did?

- Yeah, I did.

For a while.
And, um...

♪ ♪

To be honest, I still do.

But it's totally cool

if you haven't
thought about me that way.

- No, I have.
- What?

Shut up.
No.

Don't shut up.
[softly] What?

You're really pretty,
and you're funny,

and you're like
my best friend.

But honestly,

the thing that kinda
always held me back was...

- It's weird to date
your best friend.

- No, I think friends
can date friends.

Haven't you ever seen
"Friends"?

It's just
you haven't always been

the nicest?

- But I'm not mean anymore.

Why, these days,
I couldn't even imagine

cyberbullying Erica
into getting butt implants.

- Yeah, no, I know.
Yeah, you're right.

And I'm proud of you.
- Thanks.

- Yeah, sometimes
it makes me wonder

what I was so scared of
that whole time.

♪ ♪

- Don't sit the sci-fi nerds
next to theater.

That's how Scientology
was invented.

- Okay.

- No, we can find
someone else, René,

but I just feel like
most marriage counselors

will have a problem with you
eating tuna

through the entire session.

- Are you mad?
- No, I'm not mad.

- Okay, fine.
- I'll see you at the protest.

- Hey...

[clears throat]
Um...

I think I owe you
an apology.

- Oh, it's fine.

I knew it was a pyramid scheme
when I gave you the money.

- Ugh! It's not.
If you would've just found

seven friends to sell
the soul bracelets to,

we'd both be millionaires
by now.

Anyway, it's not that,
it's just...

I-I feel bad about
how I treated you

back in high school.

- What?

- Well, you're always
standing up for things

that you believe in,

and I just kept telling you
to calm down.

- It's okay.
Probably wasn't easy

having an angry tall person
constantly yelling at you.

- But you were right
to be angry.

We all made fun of you,
but you were the only one

who knew what was really
going on.

Styrofoam is bad.

Drilling for oil
on a football field is bad.

A school-sponsored
bikini contest is bad.

I-I shouldn't have been
telling you to calm down.

I should have been
yelling right there with you.

I'm just sorry I wasn't.

- Slater, that's so nice.

But all that yelling
didn't change anything.

And now these poor kids
have to fight the battles

that I couldn't win.

- Yeah, but it's not
just you anymore.

Back then,
you were protesting alone.

Well, I guess that one time

you had that floppy-haired
loser Graham with you, but...

you're not alone anymore.

All these kids,

this whole generation,
they're--

they're all a bunch
of Jessies.

[uplifting music]

Even the big, strong Slaters
are Jessies.

You know, that's how I know

this world's
gonna be just fine.

- Thanks, Slater.

- You're welcome.

And, hey, don't ever apologize
for being angry.

- 'Scuse me.
I don't need your permission

to feel my own feelings,
you sexist pig.

- Oink, oink, baby.

- And that is why

it is so important for KTLA
to be at Bayside at 1:00.

- So it's a student walkout?
I could run it by my boss--

- Listen, I get it.
You need a sexy hook.

How about this?

Did you know that 80%
of the 35% of taxpayers

who make up 78% of--
- Oh, my God!

That's so boring.

Sir, this is a very
serious issue.

The system is failing us--
- Well, not all of us.

Some of us are only
looking out for themselves.

- Hey, do not tell
KTLA Live at 5 my business.

both: [arguing in Spanish]

- Stop fighting.
Stay on message.

- Yeah, what DeVante said.
Stay on message.

Tell 'em my dad's coming.

- Wait--who's his dad?
all: No one!

- The governor.
He'll be there,

and that's a promise from
the first boy of California.

- Now, that's a sexy hook.
I'll see you there.

- Why would you do that?

- 'Cause he's gonna come
and fix everything.

You're wrong about my dad.

- Or you are.
Now when he doesn't show up,

the walkout's gonna
look like a joke.

- Well, too bad
he's definitely coming,

'cause I love jokes.
Do you wanna hear one?

A woman with big, long boobs
walks into a bar--

- No, thanks.
- Not what we need.

- And that is why we need
all the Douglas kids

and the Bayside kids
to pull together

to fight for what's right.
Who's with me?

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

but becoming friends
with Lauren

and the other Future
Business Leaders of America

is the best investment
I've ever made.

- I love you, Tamika.

No stocks could ever
beat this bond.

all: Aww.

- At 1:00 p.m. today,

because we are one Bayside.

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

- Cool. So if nobody
has any questions,

we can just, uh--yeah.

- Would we be able to start
the protest with a prayer?

- Um...
- No way!

What about us Atheists?
I say we start with a nothing!

- We'll sidebar that.
- That's--yeah.

- You know, I just thought
a poetry slot

might hit the spot,
unless it's too hot

in the parking lot.
[overlapping groaning]

all: Boo!
- What do we do?

Everybody wants to do
the right thing,

but only if it's in
their own stupid way.

- I don't know,
maybe just give 'em a minute

and they'll work it out?

- Would we be able to do
the protest at 1:30 instead?

I have a shareholder's meeting.
- We all know that's code

for you have to take a dump,
Lauren.

This is my future.
You are not a true ally!

- Seriously, Tamika?

How could you say that
to the whole cafeteria?

[students booing, shouting]

tell the reporters not to come.

Everyone's fighting.

- Well, Aisha and Daisy
were fighting too,

but honestly, I think
they're in a good place now.

[girls arguing in Spanish]

I gotta go.

- You're not mad
that I'm leaving you.

You're just mad
that I'm doing something

that wasn't your idea.

- Well, you never have
any good ideas.

A "macrowave"
that cools down hot food?

Just wait a minute
or blow on it!

- You blow on it, bitch.

both: [shouting in Spanish]
- Enough!

Lexi and Jamie can't get the
cliques to agree on anything,

so we don't have time
for childish catfighting.

- Excuse me?
- What did you just say?

- Uh-oh.
- Catfighting?

Aisha is a strong,
beautiful woman

voicing her opinion--
how dare you!

- And Daisy is not childish.

She's had to take care of her
brother since she was a kid.

- I never said she didn't.
Why y'all ganging up on me?

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute.
I got it!

This is how we get the school
united for the walkout.

They just need to share
a common enemy.

- He's right--you and I
put our differences aside

so we could defend each other

against this stupid,
sexist d-bag.

- Guys, I'm a nice person.

- We just need someone that can
do that for the whole school.

- Exactly!
- Shut up!

- Mom, I need to
ask you a question.

Do I know my father?

- Of course!
It's Zack.

Why are you asking?
[laughing] You're...

You're not Jeff's.

- No, I mean,

I keep telling everybody
that he's gonna come today

and, like,
sign an executive order

that fixes everything,
but no one believes me.

- Oh, well, honey,
he said he'd try his best.

- Yeah, right?

I mean, Zack Morris always does
the right thing.

- Hmm.
[sniffs]

Well, not always.

I mean, I told you
that story back in high school

when he sold
poison face cream?

Or the time he made
that calendar of us

in our bathing suits
and didn't get our permission?

Or that time
he almost had Screech

dissected by the government?

- No, you didn't tell me
any of that.

- Oh, really?
Oh.

Oh, well, honey,
he said he'd try his best.

- You already said that.
And who's Jeff?

- Yeah, I gotta go.
Bye!

[line beeps]
- [scoffs]

- We think everyone will
put their differences aside

if we just give them
a common enemy to hate

as much as we hate
bitch-ass DeVante.

- You're still mad?

I gave you the idea and
I bought you both milkshakes.

- That is a great plan.

The only problem is,
the enemy will have to be me.

I'm the only one capable
of being mean enough.

- You're all being very rude
to me now.

- Do you think you can get

the entire school mad at you
in 20 minutes?

- I've done it by accident.

I can do it on purpose.

[chuckles]

- Bonjour.
- Hi.

You're here early.

- You know I never miss
a protest.

- Oh, thanks.

- Remember that time
I went to occupy Wall Street

even though I had pink eye,
and everybody caught it?

- [chuckles]
Mm--

Um, is this not decaf?

'Cause you know
I can't drink caffeine.

- I mean,

technically,
you can drink caffeine.

You just don't drink
caffeine.

Language matters.

- But I am.

I am so mad.

I am mad that you are
my husband

but do not know one of the most
fundamental things about me.

I am mad that you burn sage
that I'm allergic to,

that you leave me and your son
for six months at a time.

You never read my books.

Meanwhile,
I proofread your very long,

very pornographic
autobiography?

You don't ask me about my day,
and I hate your bees.

- Okay, this feels like
misplaced anger.

- Oh, no, it's placed
exactly where it goes.

For years, I have been
protecting your feelings

at my expense,
and I'm not doing it anymore,

you narcissistic fake-woke,
dreamcatcher, tattoo-having,

[upbeat music]

- Namaste.

♪ ♪

[students arguing]

How are we supposed to chant
"no justice, no peace"

while we're taking
a vow of silence?

- I know a way.

- Whoa!
What school are you from?

- Attention, sluts and losers.

I have an announcement.

and everyone started pretending
to be fake-ass friends,

even when we clearly
hate each other!

[all booing]

- That's not true.
Tamika's my friend.

- Yeah, she does.
And I care about her too.

stuffed into Gap outlet
sweaters.

And I'm lookin' at you, Colt.

- This was a birthday present
from Greg.

- I knitted it for him.
And he looks amazing in it.

[chatter and applause]

- Aw! Blah! Gluh!

[all booing]
Yeah, that's right.

Keep booing me!

[slurping sounds]
That's me eating your boos.

It feeds me, you basic bitche--

- Okay, that's enough.
Listen.

I think Lexi's wrong.

I think we do care about each
other and we are good friends.

Now, it's 1:00,
and I'm walking out.

Who's with me?

♪ ♪

- Are you gonna be okay?

- I'll hold it.

[cheers and applause]

[bright music]

[camera shutters clicking]

You've got this.

standing side-by-side,

each of us fighting
for all of us.

The only way to make sure

everyone gets
a decent education

is to tie our fates together,

that any person is more
valuable than--

[cheers and applause]

- Oh, my God!

Max, you actually
pulled it off.

You got
the Governor of California

to come to our protest!

- I'm here today
not as a parent

or a politician.

I'm here as a man

who wants to be on
the right side of history.

Every kid deserves
a good education.

It hasn't always been the case,
but that stops today.

"We know
what the future looks like.

It looks like this."

- Hey, no one wanted this,
and it does nothing.

- Please don't touch the paint.
It's not dry.

for coming out.nk you

God bless California.

- My dad can't do this to us.

What your dad just did,
whether he knows it or not,

that feel-good,
do-nothing mural,

then all these people
are gonna leave

feeling good and doing nothing!

- Ready to go?
Let's go. Okay.

- Oh, God, he's leaving.
I need someone to buy us time.

- I got this.

- Uh, yo,
I'm gonna sing a song now,

- Okay, we have one shot
to fix this.

So what I need from you
is the scheme of a lifetime.

I'm talking wigs, accents.
Maybe you'll dress up

as your mom and seduce your dad
in a red cocktail dress.

I don't know!
I'm bad at these!

But you're not.
We just need a plan

to keep your dad here
and change his mind.

[DeVante singing
"Amazing Grace"]

Okay.

This is so crazy,
it juuust might work.

Please fix it, Daddy.

Daddy, please!

- This was your scheme?

- Your stupid painting
doesn't do anything.

They can't go to school
in a painting, unless--

do you have "Harold and
the Purple Crayon" technology?

- No.

- I didn't think so.

- I know you wanted more,

but even to get that
stupid painting approved,

I had to call in
a bunch of favors.

You asked me to do
everything I could,

and like it or not, I did.

I'm sorry.

- But...

how could that be possible?

Hi. Daisy.
Sophomore class president.

You're the governor.
You have so much power.

- [chuckles]
Listen.

I get it.

When you're a kid,

doing the right thing
seems really simple.

But then you grow up,

and you realize it's a lot
more complicated than that.

- Okay, well,
maybe I am just a dumb kid,

without kicking
a hornet's nest.

- Okay,
and what does that mean?

- W-uh...
kicking a hornet's nest?

It, uh, well,
it just means, um,

voters and lobbyists
can get, like, mad at you.

where they make campaign ads

where they put you
in black and white

and they go, "Zack Morris,
wrong on this thing.

Wrong for California,"
and you won't get reelected.

- Okay, and what
does that mean,

like you won't have a job
anymore?

- Uh, no, I'll just go back
to being a hot lawyer,

but, you know, I-I wouldn't
be the governor!

- But--
- No, please, Daisy, no more.

- What does that mean?

- I'll be a loser, okay?

With no helicopter,
no parades,

so secret service guys
calling me the Blond Falcon.

Oh, God.
Is that it?

That can't be it.

- You know what
you have to do.

I came here
to seduce your father

just in case
he didn't do the right thing.

- Told you my idea
wasn't stupid.

- ♪ But noooow I see ♪

- I had to pee!

but I'm just gonna be signing
a executive order

putting a three-year freeze

on all school openings
and closures

until a committee
can investigate

the current state
of public education

and offer a workable plan
for reform.

Now, I know some people
may be upset by--

[phone blips]
Oh.

Okay, uh,

getting a text
that I'm being sued.

[phone blips]
Oh.

By, uh, multiple people.

[phone blipping]
And companies.

Oh, that just a CNN alert,

but it is about me
being sued more.

Look, you know,
it doesn't matter.

The point is, these kids
are staying at Bayside.

[cheers and applause]

- Whoo! Yes!
- That's what's up.

- And I wanna thank everyone
who reminded me today

that doing the right thing

- I said, boy, you must feel
like a real idiot--

[gags, coughs]

Ladybug...
[coughs]

Down my throat.

[gagging, coughing]

Pah!

- So I guess
I'll see you tomorrow

for another normal day
at Bayside.

- I guess so--I still can't
believe we did it.

- Daisy, you did it.

And I'm not just talking
about the walkout.

From the day
that we got here,

you know that this place
was unfair,

and you wouldn't shut up
about it.

But look what you did.

You changed it.

God, this is the macrowave
all over again.

- I'm gonna go talk to him.
- Yes!

[mellow music]

- Yeah.
Everyone hates my guts now.

You sure you wanna be seen

talking to the meanest girl
in school?

- [laughs]

You made the whole school
hate you

for a good cause.

That's like the nicest thing
I've ever seen anyone do.

- Yeah, that is why I did it,

but the truth is,

- You do?

Shut up.

- No, you shut up.

[soft dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

[indistinct chatter]
- Me too.

Oh, Max, actually,
I ordered cheese on mine.

- Take a look in your pocket.

Does this place ever stop
being weird?

- I gotta admit--
never thought I'd say this,

but protesting is fun.

Sort of like bullying evil.

Plus, I got all my steps in,
so that was cool.

- Well, it was good
to see you out there.

while we still can.
- Oh, yeah, you got it,

Blond Falcon.
- Oh...rarr!

[both giggling]

- Hey.
- Hey, Daisy.

- Hi.
- Hey, buddy.

Nice job today.
- You too.

I'm really happy
you guys are staying.

For my own sake.

Sometimes I think
that you've taught me

almost as much
as I taught you.

- What do you think
you've taught me?

- I don't know--
surf culture.

Didn't I give you
a makeover once?

- No.
- Oh, God.

Who'd I give
a makeover to?

- I'm just glad
this is all behind us.

We don't have
to fight these huge,

insurmountable obstacles
anymore.

I just get to be a normal kid
at Bayside for a while.

- Yeah.
[phone chimes]

What's coronavirus?

Oh, well.
Wanna go share a milkshake?

- Yeah.
- The usual.

Hey, you guys want a milkshake?
Daisy's buying.

- ♪ When I wake up
in the mornin' ♪

♪ An alarm gives out
a warnin' ♪

♪ I don't think
I'll ever make it on time ♪

♪ By the time
I grab my books ♪

♪ And I give myself a look ♪

♪ I'm at the corner
just in time ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ It's all right,
saved by the bell ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ It's all right,
saved by the bell ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell ♪

♪ ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell ♪

♪ ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell ♪

♪ ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ It's all right,
saved by the bell ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ It's all right,
saved by the bell ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell ♪

[school bell rings]

- That was the best song
you ever wrote, Natalie.