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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,598 --> 00:00:17,137 - Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:33,587 --> 00:00:34,622 Hello, darling! 3 00:00:42,237 --> 00:00:43,904 Cover your eyes! Cover your eyes! 4 00:00:50,420 --> 00:00:51,946 Would you like an upgrade, young lady? 5 00:00:51,956 --> 00:00:54,161 I've an empty First Class carriage. 6 00:00:54,261 --> 00:00:56,298 And why would you be so kind? 7 00:00:56,398 --> 00:00:57,835 Well... 8 00:00:57,935 --> 00:01:00,373 You're making these people uncomfortable. 9 00:01:00,473 --> 00:01:02,110 Why would they be uncomfortable? 10 00:01:02,210 --> 00:01:04,214 I'm perfectly comfortable. 11 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,684 Why would you dress like that? 12 00:01:05,784 --> 00:01:08,356 There are children present. 13 00:01:08,456 --> 00:01:10,460 What are you grinning at? 14 00:01:10,561 --> 00:01:12,197 You're just like your father. 15 00:01:12,297 --> 00:01:14,769 First Class has tea and toast. 16 00:01:14,869 --> 00:01:17,808 Nice bit of strawberry jam. 17 00:01:17,908 --> 00:01:20,446 Provocateuring does make one quite hungry. 18 00:01:51,877 --> 00:01:53,312 Oh, he's back. 19 00:01:53,412 --> 00:01:55,651 At least he waited outside this time. 20 00:01:55,751 --> 00:01:57,287 Hey! 21 00:01:57,387 --> 00:01:59,926 - Hey, you alive? - I don't think so. 22 00:02:00,026 --> 00:02:01,629 We were taking bets 23 00:02:01,729 --> 00:02:03,757 on how long before they found you floating in the Thames. 24 00:02:03,767 --> 00:02:06,906 - OK, move! We gotta open. - I'll give you a hand. 25 00:02:11,883 --> 00:02:15,657 "Singer walking off stage before he's sung" is a novel approach. 26 00:02:15,757 --> 00:02:17,394 - Yeah. - It was cool. 27 00:02:17,494 --> 00:02:18,496 Was it? 28 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:20,014 We didn't know what was happening. 29 00:02:21,135 --> 00:02:22,695 Your band just kept playing, and the music was really hard. 30 00:02:22,705 --> 00:02:24,976 You could feel their anger. 31 00:02:25,076 --> 00:02:27,247 But then they stopped, which was shit, 32 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:29,351 cos I'd spent two hours getting ready. 33 00:02:31,422 --> 00:02:33,325 Where do you get changed for work? 34 00:02:34,662 --> 00:02:36,633 I come like this from home. 35 00:02:38,369 --> 00:02:41,776 - On the train? - Being seen is a political act. 36 00:02:41,876 --> 00:02:44,481 Shoving it in their stuck-up faces, bunch of hypocrites. 37 00:02:44,582 --> 00:02:45,984 Supposed to be a free country. 38 00:02:46,084 --> 00:02:47,621 Where do you get the balls? 39 00:02:47,721 --> 00:02:51,261 As you can see... I don't have any. 40 00:02:51,361 --> 00:02:53,600 This is a vulva-powered revolution. 41 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:55,938 Why take the train if you've got a Volvo? 42 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:02,283 You're funny... Kutie Jones. 43 00:03:03,452 --> 00:03:05,924 Tea? 44 00:03:06,024 --> 00:03:08,329 I can't understand her half the time... 45 00:03:08,429 --> 00:03:10,333 - ...but she has got guts. - Yeah. 46 00:03:10,433 --> 00:03:12,403 As opposed to some. 47 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,378 Why didn't you sing? 48 00:03:17,882 --> 00:03:19,886 Uhm... 49 00:03:19,986 --> 00:03:21,956 I guess the new improved cloak of invisibility 50 00:03:22,056 --> 00:03:23,727 didn't live up to expectations. 51 00:03:23,827 --> 00:03:27,000 Being seen is generally part of being on stage, Steve. 52 00:03:29,839 --> 00:03:32,214 Do you think Viv and Malcolm would give me another chance? 53 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,481 Better hurry. 54 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,385 They've been looking for a new singer. 55 00:03:54,956 --> 00:03:56,826 Oh, uh... S... 56 00:03:57,929 --> 00:03:59,899 Uh... 57 00:04:00,901 --> 00:04:01,936 Mum! 58 00:04:04,007 --> 00:04:05,744 We've been looking for you. 59 00:04:09,484 --> 00:04:13,058 Give me another shot, I promise I won't fuck it up. 60 00:04:13,158 --> 00:04:15,864 Sorry... to swear in front of the kids. 61 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:18,068 - I don't care. - I do. 62 00:04:18,168 --> 00:04:20,741 I'm always getting into trouble for swearing at school. 63 00:04:20,841 --> 00:04:23,012 Can't fucking help it now. 64 00:04:25,416 --> 00:04:28,924 Don't you worry about them smelly old fascists, darling. 65 00:04:29,024 --> 00:04:30,961 What's 'other man's child' doing here? 66 00:04:31,061 --> 00:04:34,669 Don't be a prick, Malcolm. He hasn't stayed in months. 67 00:04:34,769 --> 00:04:36,773 Malcolm, I was just saying how I... 68 00:04:36,873 --> 00:04:38,543 Stop. Stop. 69 00:04:38,643 --> 00:04:41,749 Turn around. Face the wall. 70 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:44,354 - What? - Face the wall! 71 00:04:45,089 --> 00:04:47,026 There. Stay. 72 00:04:48,095 --> 00:04:49,699 'Real son', 73 00:04:49,799 --> 00:04:52,437 could you go get Daddy's sword? 74 00:04:54,575 --> 00:04:59,752 One must die so that another may rise. 75 00:04:59,852 --> 00:05:01,488 When I managed The New York Dolls, 76 00:05:01,589 --> 00:05:04,461 I devised a provocative Situationist ploy. 77 00:05:04,562 --> 00:05:06,131 I thought very long and very hard 78 00:05:06,231 --> 00:05:09,605 about what would piss America off the most. 79 00:05:09,705 --> 00:05:12,410 And in a stroke of genius, 80 00:05:12,510 --> 00:05:15,884 I dressed them up as Chinese Communists. 81 00:05:15,984 --> 00:05:18,422 They looked devastating. 82 00:05:18,522 --> 00:05:20,794 And it was testament to the brilliance of my idea 83 00:05:20,894 --> 00:05:24,067 that one month later the Dolls had broken up. 84 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:26,405 - Your sword, Sire. - Thank you very much. 85 00:05:26,505 --> 00:05:28,810 But on parting, 86 00:05:28,910 --> 00:05:30,847 Sylvain Sylvain 87 00:05:30,947 --> 00:05:35,022 entrusted something sacred into my safekeeping. 88 00:05:35,122 --> 00:05:41,401 Like Merlin giving Arthur Excalibur. 89 00:05:41,501 --> 00:05:43,960 Actually, it was The Lady of the Lake gave Arthur Excalibur. 90 00:05:43,973 --> 00:05:46,679 Please, do you mind, I'm trying to create a situation here. 91 00:05:46,779 --> 00:05:48,717 Please stop. 92 00:05:48,817 --> 00:05:50,486 What's going on? 93 00:05:50,587 --> 00:05:52,457 You're very damaged, 94 00:05:52,558 --> 00:05:54,629 which is a very good thing. 95 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,599 It's just you're too damaged to be up front. 96 00:05:56,699 --> 00:06:01,542 And so you must plough that damage into the music. 97 00:06:03,714 --> 00:06:05,884 From now on, you shall be guitar. 98 00:06:05,984 --> 00:06:07,588 Wh... What about Wally? 99 00:06:07,688 --> 00:06:09,457 Well, it's absolutely forbidden 100 00:06:09,558 --> 00:06:12,598 for any rock star to wear spectacles. 101 00:06:12,698 --> 00:06:14,532 - That's a bit harsh. - Well, don't blame me! 102 00:06:14,568 --> 00:06:15,971 I don't make the rules. 103 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:17,206 You must sack him. 104 00:06:18,209 --> 00:06:20,814 I assume you can play? 105 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,216 - Um... - Good! 106 00:06:22,316 --> 00:06:25,624 Well, it can't be that hard! Everyone does these days. 107 00:06:25,724 --> 00:06:27,093 Mm! 108 00:06:27,193 --> 00:06:29,230 And I think we've found our new singer. 109 00:06:29,330 --> 00:06:30,701 That was quick. 110 00:06:30,801 --> 00:06:33,707 Well, I spotted him in the shop. His name's John. 111 00:06:33,807 --> 00:06:35,677 Yes, and when he came back 112 00:06:35,777 --> 00:06:38,449 looking for a pair of brothel creepers in white suede, 113 00:06:38,550 --> 00:06:40,687 I said that I might consider giving them to him 114 00:06:40,787 --> 00:06:42,691 if he auditioned for us. 115 00:06:42,791 --> 00:06:45,697 He wears his clothes in a very interesting way. 116 00:06:45,797 --> 00:06:47,935 Got very interesting teeth, too. 117 00:06:49,772 --> 00:06:51,676 I didn't notice his teeth. 118 00:06:51,776 --> 00:06:54,481 Ooh, naughty, naughty. 119 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:57,921 This will do very nicely for me and the missus. 120 00:06:58,021 --> 00:07:01,228 But what'll the kiddies wear? 121 00:07:01,328 --> 00:07:02,731 Microphone. 122 00:07:02,831 --> 00:07:04,802 I only sing out of tune. 123 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:06,071 Fucking hell! 124 00:07:06,906 --> 00:07:08,509 Pillock! 125 00:07:08,610 --> 00:07:11,181 Ladies! Pretend you're on stage, 126 00:07:11,281 --> 00:07:13,052 and just sing along. 127 00:07:13,152 --> 00:07:15,122 Otherwise Steve Jones here's 128 00:07:15,222 --> 00:07:17,193 gonna beat the bloody daylights out of you. 129 00:07:17,293 --> 00:07:18,797 I don't think so. 130 00:07:19,866 --> 00:07:21,034 We'll see. 131 00:07:26,679 --> 00:07:28,082 Oh, Alice. 132 00:07:29,151 --> 00:07:30,821 My mum loves him. 133 00:07:57,173 --> 00:07:59,177 ♪ I'm eighteen 134 00:07:59,277 --> 00:08:02,216 ♪ Have sex in the grass 135 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,989 ♪ Eighteen 136 00:08:05,089 --> 00:08:06,959 ♪ What a farce 137 00:08:07,828 --> 00:08:11,636 ♪ Get sex, we never stop 138 00:08:12,705 --> 00:08:14,708 ♪ Weird sex 139 00:08:14,808 --> 00:08:17,246 ♪ Now it's a shop ♪ 140 00:08:17,346 --> 00:08:19,007 ♪ I'll go runnin' 141 00:08:19,017 --> 00:08:22,724 ♪ In outer space, oh yeah... ♪ 142 00:08:26,198 --> 00:08:28,770 ♪ I got a baby's brain 143 00:08:28,870 --> 00:08:31,676 ♪ And an old geezer's heart... ♪ 144 00:08:31,776 --> 00:08:33,713 ♪ Took eighteen years 145 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:35,316 ♪ To get this far... ♪ 146 00:08:36,953 --> 00:08:41,963 ♪ All I wanted was a pair of dirty shoes 147 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:45,035 ♪ Now you're gettin' me all confused 148 00:08:46,405 --> 00:08:48,142 ♪ Eighteen 149 00:08:48,242 --> 00:08:50,881 ♪ I've got vile breath 150 00:08:51,348 --> 00:08:53,051 ♪ Eighteen 151 00:08:53,151 --> 00:08:54,855 ♪ Are you fuckin' deaf? 152 00:08:56,258 --> 00:08:58,295 ♪ Eighteen 153 00:08:58,395 --> 00:09:00,266 ♪ Shop till you drop ♪ 154 00:09:02,070 --> 00:09:05,176 What is it? Bunch of morons or what? 155 00:09:05,276 --> 00:09:08,015 No future for John, is it? 156 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:11,722 Uh, God save Johnny, Humpty Dumpty Johnny. 157 00:09:11,822 --> 00:09:14,127 We all fall down left and right. 158 00:09:14,227 --> 00:09:16,799 Blue suede, white suede... 159 00:09:16,899 --> 00:09:19,037 ...brothel creeping bastards! 160 00:09:19,137 --> 00:09:22,276 I'm a boy. No, I'm a man. 161 00:09:22,376 --> 00:09:25,115 I'm eighteen, and I hate it! 162 00:09:25,215 --> 00:09:28,656 I hate it! Eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen! 163 00:09:28,756 --> 00:09:29,992 Nothing but a lowlife! 164 00:09:30,092 --> 00:09:32,698 I hate it! Fuck it! 165 00:09:32,798 --> 00:09:35,169 Hate it! Suck it! 166 00:09:35,269 --> 00:09:39,143 Eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen! 167 00:09:39,243 --> 00:09:41,949 Eighteen, and I hate it! 168 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,081 Where's me shoes? 169 00:09:59,719 --> 00:10:01,111 Well, let's set up a rehearsal first, 170 00:10:01,121 --> 00:10:02,346 and then we can talk about your shoes. 171 00:10:02,356 --> 00:10:03,927 Fuck that! 172 00:10:04,027 --> 00:10:06,364 He's right. I don't think this is gonna work. 173 00:10:06,464 --> 00:10:07,901 I thought it was interesting. 174 00:10:08,001 --> 00:10:10,674 Maybe for a Christmas panto. 175 00:10:10,774 --> 00:10:12,778 Why are you wasting my time? 176 00:10:16,886 --> 00:10:19,224 Open the door, please. 177 00:10:19,324 --> 00:10:24,100 Do any of you imbeciles realise what's happening here? 178 00:10:25,771 --> 00:10:29,277 He is one of the greatest guitarists in all of England. 179 00:10:29,377 --> 00:10:33,720 And you are an untutored genius 180 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:38,061 that, with the right guidance, could change the world. 181 00:10:43,072 --> 00:10:44,140 You're a tosser. 182 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:45,442 Yes, I am. 183 00:10:45,543 --> 00:10:50,152 And I'm going to toss this boring, grey country 184 00:10:50,252 --> 00:10:52,189 with its corrupt Establishment 185 00:10:52,289 --> 00:10:56,164 right on to its inbred, self-important arse. 186 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,736 Now, who wants to toss with me? 187 00:10:58,836 --> 00:11:01,007 One rehearsal. 188 00:11:02,443 --> 00:11:04,982 I'm game. 189 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:09,792 It will be a chance to hear England's greatest guitarist. 190 00:11:11,896 --> 00:11:13,105 May as well join the tossers. 191 00:11:13,165 --> 00:11:16,171 Excellent. I'll set it up. 192 00:11:16,271 --> 00:11:17,808 And get me those shoes. 193 00:11:39,351 --> 00:11:40,339 I don't think 194 00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:41,231 it's right just not turning up. 195 00:11:41,321 --> 00:11:43,196 Ten to one he doesn't turn up himself. 196 00:11:43,225 --> 00:11:45,997 But he might, and that would be really rude. 197 00:11:46,097 --> 00:11:48,001 Oh, fuck off, Florence Nightingale. 198 00:11:48,101 --> 00:11:50,162 You haven't even met him. He was just taking the piss. 199 00:11:50,172 --> 00:11:52,176 - All right. - I thought he had potential. 200 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:54,170 Then why didn't you go to the bleedin' rehearsal? 201 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,573 No point going on me own. 202 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:56,986 We should've told Malcolm. 203 00:11:57,086 --> 00:11:58,295 Malcolm doesn't care. 204 00:11:58,321 --> 00:11:59,948 He's probably found a dozen others by now. 205 00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:01,328 What the fuck! 206 00:12:01,428 --> 00:12:02,831 - Hello, Malcolm. - Hello. 207 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,935 Why didn't you go to rehearsal? 208 00:12:05,035 --> 00:12:08,008 - What rehearsal? - John and his mates 209 00:12:08,108 --> 00:12:11,181 came to my shop wanting to kick my bloody head in. 210 00:12:11,281 --> 00:12:14,487 - I must've forgot. - You forgot? 211 00:12:14,588 --> 00:12:16,524 You're going to apologise to John tomorrow. 212 00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:19,898 And, if you can't get him to come to a rehearsal, 213 00:12:19,998 --> 00:12:23,372 I will reconsider my managerial position. 214 00:12:25,977 --> 00:12:27,480 - You've been told, son. - Shut up! 215 00:12:34,561 --> 00:12:36,264 My, my! 216 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,868 It's Kutie Jones. 217 00:12:42,276 --> 00:12:44,047 What you want? 218 00:12:44,147 --> 00:12:45,215 About the rehearsals. 219 00:12:47,386 --> 00:12:50,292 Sorry, it was a... bit of a misunderstanding. 220 00:12:50,392 --> 00:12:52,597 - We forgot. - Oh, yeah? 221 00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:56,394 Malcolm's organising another, and we'll be there. 222 00:12:56,404 --> 00:12:57,541 I won't. 223 00:12:57,641 --> 00:12:59,077 The place was a shithole. 224 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,116 The rats were so noisy, 225 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:05,089 we wouldn't have been able to hear each other. 226 00:13:05,189 --> 00:13:07,259 - I'll tell Malcolm. - I already have. 227 00:13:08,028 --> 00:13:09,230 Good. 228 00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:14,575 - Not really. - What? 229 00:13:14,675 --> 00:13:16,478 I don't think I can be in a band 230 00:13:16,579 --> 00:13:20,352 called "Kutie Jones And His Sex Pistols". 231 00:13:20,452 --> 00:13:23,125 The name's disgusting. 232 00:13:23,225 --> 00:13:28,603 I might come to a rehearsal of a band called "Sex Pistols". 233 00:13:28,703 --> 00:13:30,439 I told Malcolm that, too. 234 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,886 Great. 235 00:13:37,988 --> 00:13:41,060 Bye-bye, Kutie. 236 00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,020 Where'd you steal it? 237 00:13:54,722 --> 00:13:56,926 Malcolm gave it to me. 238 00:13:57,026 --> 00:13:59,363 It was Sylvain Sylvain's. 239 00:14:01,134 --> 00:14:02,671 - Of the New York Dolls? - Yeah. 240 00:14:03,573 --> 00:14:05,175 Why'd he give it to you? 241 00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:08,181 I'm gonna be our new guitarist. 242 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,954 - What happened to Wally? - Uh... 243 00:14:11,054 --> 00:14:12,523 You fucking prick! 244 00:14:12,624 --> 00:14:14,383 Well, don't blame me, I don't make the rules. 245 00:14:14,393 --> 00:14:17,133 You sacked Wally? Seriously? 246 00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:20,506 Malcolm has been promising for months to put me in a band. 247 00:14:20,607 --> 00:14:22,376 And I can sing and play, 248 00:14:22,476 --> 00:14:27,554 but, no, he gives you, a meathead, druggie, felon... 249 00:14:27,654 --> 00:14:30,225 Feel free. Everyone's piling it on today. 250 00:14:30,325 --> 00:14:33,064 ...this incredible instrument and a place in a band 251 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:36,404 that you are completely unqualified for, because... 252 00:14:36,504 --> 00:14:37,707 because, Jonesy, 253 00:14:37,807 --> 00:14:40,547 one thing that British and American music share 254 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:45,322 is huge, steaming piles of sexism. 255 00:14:45,422 --> 00:14:49,698 Sexism has nothing to do with it, Chrissie. 256 00:14:49,798 --> 00:14:51,468 I am well aware of your talent, 257 00:14:51,569 --> 00:14:53,606 but my vision for the Sex Pistols 258 00:14:53,706 --> 00:14:57,012 is one of dirt, danger and desire. 259 00:14:57,112 --> 00:15:01,254 A band of sexy, young assassins 260 00:15:01,354 --> 00:15:06,164 whose instruments could just as easily be pickaxes, 261 00:15:06,264 --> 00:15:10,205 or shovels, or machine-guns. 262 00:15:10,305 --> 00:15:12,677 You're far too... 263 00:15:12,777 --> 00:15:15,048 accomplished for them. 264 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:19,490 However, I do want you to meet with a man 265 00:15:19,591 --> 00:15:21,695 by the name of Mick Jones. 266 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,066 Any relation? 267 00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:30,345 Now, Mick Jones is a very interesting young guitarist 268 00:15:30,445 --> 00:15:34,120 who is looking for a collaborator. 269 00:15:36,759 --> 00:15:38,261 OK. 270 00:15:39,464 --> 00:15:42,537 - Thanks. - What about John? 271 00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,106 Sorted. 272 00:15:44,206 --> 00:15:46,248 But with Wally gone we've got nowhere to rehearse. 273 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:50,152 Come with me to Denmark... Street. 274 00:15:50,252 --> 00:15:52,289 London's answer to Tin Pan Alley. 275 00:15:52,389 --> 00:15:54,360 It's the epicentre of the music scene. 276 00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:57,233 Our Tin Pan Alley was really encompassed 277 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:58,703 by the length of a street, 278 00:15:58,803 --> 00:16:00,730 which is still there, of course, Denmark Street. 279 00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:03,478 Today it's a sad place because, uh... 280 00:16:03,579 --> 00:16:05,449 the action has gone from there pretty well, 281 00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:07,721 and it's not the same kind of business. 282 00:16:07,821 --> 00:16:10,259 In those days, there were characters, 283 00:16:10,359 --> 00:16:12,096 there was tremendous colour. 284 00:16:12,196 --> 00:16:15,235 I've taken out a twelve-month lease. 285 00:16:15,335 --> 00:16:18,643 Places like this, they don't come cheap, you know. 286 00:16:18,743 --> 00:16:22,617 But I said, I told them, "I don't care how much it costs, 287 00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:24,621 "because this... 288 00:16:25,724 --> 00:16:29,297 "...is the perfect hideout 289 00:16:29,397 --> 00:16:32,704 "for my sexy, young assassins." 290 00:16:41,889 --> 00:16:45,697 Thanks, Malcolm. 291 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,333 It's brilliant. 292 00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:50,272 John comes by on Friday for rehearsals. 293 00:16:50,372 --> 00:16:53,813 How are you and Excalibur getting along? 294 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,552 Good. 295 00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,258 Great. 296 00:17:00,358 --> 00:17:01,662 Ready to do battle. 297 00:17:01,762 --> 00:17:03,566 Mm, good. 298 00:17:07,741 --> 00:17:09,443 Don't let me down. 299 00:17:10,914 --> 00:17:12,316 I won't. 300 00:17:13,318 --> 00:17:14,487 Good boy. 301 00:19:11,956 --> 00:19:13,826 Ugh! 302 00:19:13,926 --> 00:19:14,995 Fuck! 303 00:19:31,995 --> 00:19:34,500 Ah-hah! This is the one I was telling you about. 304 00:19:34,601 --> 00:19:37,473 "Singer who walks off stage before he's sung." 305 00:19:37,574 --> 00:19:39,009 No, that... That was last week. 306 00:19:39,109 --> 00:19:41,682 Currently, I'm doing "guitarist who can't play". 307 00:19:41,782 --> 00:19:43,418 - Oh, I love that. - Mm. 308 00:19:43,518 --> 00:19:44,685 - Can anyone do it? - Mm-hmm. 309 00:19:44,754 --> 00:19:46,558 Sioux, we're all doing it. 310 00:19:46,658 --> 00:19:48,629 I'm currently doing "painter who can't paint". 311 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,933 Last week, I was doing "actress who cannot act". 312 00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:52,402 And tonight I'm doing 313 00:19:52,502 --> 00:19:54,396 "drag queen who can't drag her arse around Soho 314 00:19:54,406 --> 00:19:56,945 "in these hideous high heels". 315 00:19:57,045 --> 00:19:59,651 Hey, do you... you got any speed, love? 316 00:19:59,751 --> 00:20:01,655 Oh, God, it's freezing. 317 00:20:01,755 --> 00:20:03,291 Cheeky! 318 00:20:03,391 --> 00:20:05,462 Black Beauty diet pills. 319 00:20:05,563 --> 00:20:06,899 If I take too many of these, 320 00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:08,759 I'm up all night scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush. 321 00:20:08,769 --> 00:20:11,307 - Oh, that'll do. - Come and club with us. 322 00:20:11,407 --> 00:20:13,913 Uh, no, I... I can't. 323 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,716 I got something on. 324 00:20:15,816 --> 00:20:17,620 - Jordan. - Bye, love. 325 00:20:19,825 --> 00:20:20,893 Oi! 326 00:20:20,993 --> 00:20:22,897 Phoebe... got a light? 327 00:21:27,493 --> 00:21:30,666 - What you doing here? - We've come for the rehearsal. 328 00:21:30,766 --> 00:21:33,404 - What rehearsal? - With John. 329 00:21:34,775 --> 00:21:36,979 - That's not till Friday. - It's Friday. 330 00:21:37,079 --> 00:21:38,916 Yeah, that's what I said, it's Friday. 331 00:21:39,016 --> 00:21:41,120 - We know that. - Then what are you doing here? 332 00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:43,792 Well, today's Friday. 333 00:21:46,865 --> 00:21:49,604 - Can't be. - What are you on? 334 00:21:49,704 --> 00:21:51,407 Black Beauties. 335 00:21:51,507 --> 00:21:53,946 Well, if Mum had given me these when I was a kid, 336 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,683 I might've learned something at school. 337 00:21:55,783 --> 00:21:57,720 Oh, fuck it, where'd they all go? 338 00:21:57,820 --> 00:21:59,858 How long have you been up? 339 00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:01,460 Since Monday. 340 00:22:01,561 --> 00:22:04,466 - Jesus! - Why? 341 00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:07,406 Learning guitar. Pretty much got it down. 342 00:22:07,506 --> 00:22:11,013 No, you don't learn guitar in four days! 343 00:22:11,113 --> 00:22:12,750 It's five, isn't it? 344 00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:15,121 Right. So, first we had "the singer who can't sing", 345 00:22:15,221 --> 00:22:17,115 and now we have "the guitarist who's a drug addict". 346 00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,430 I'm a real musician, yeah? 347 00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:21,768 Plenty of other bands wanna play with me, actually. 348 00:22:21,868 --> 00:22:24,006 I'm gone. Goodbye. 349 00:22:33,859 --> 00:22:35,528 Woo-hoo! 350 00:22:35,629 --> 00:22:36,999 Fuck! 351 00:22:41,842 --> 00:22:43,444 Did you just play that? 352 00:22:44,046 --> 00:22:45,916 Yeah. 353 00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:48,121 Well, show me what else you got. 354 00:22:49,223 --> 00:22:50,993 Sure. 355 00:22:51,093 --> 00:22:54,601 Let me just take a kip first, though, so... 356 00:22:57,874 --> 00:22:59,611 It's all right. Happens a lot. 357 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,480 He'll be fine. 358 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:02,784 Right, let's set up. 359 00:23:07,159 --> 00:23:09,163 He's not coming. 360 00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:11,768 Nah, give it another hour. I bet he turns up. 361 00:23:11,868 --> 00:23:14,006 But why would he wanna join the Fucked Four? 362 00:23:14,106 --> 00:23:15,876 My legendary musicianship. 363 00:23:15,976 --> 00:23:18,682 A Stooges riff does not make you Keith Richards. 364 00:23:18,782 --> 00:23:20,920 John's got cigarette stubs for teeth, right? 365 00:23:21,822 --> 00:23:23,057 He can't sing. 366 00:23:23,157 --> 00:23:25,095 He's cracked in the head. 367 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,767 He hasn't exactly got a lot going for him either. 368 00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:29,938 - Hey. - I really am leaving. 369 00:23:30,038 --> 00:23:31,908 We've gotta audition him for Malcolm. 370 00:23:32,008 --> 00:23:36,050 He'll be shit, and then we'll give him the boot, right? 371 00:23:36,150 --> 00:23:38,655 - He is funny, though. - Who's funny? 372 00:23:40,593 --> 00:23:43,565 - We was just talking about ya. - That's not very polite, is it? 373 00:23:43,665 --> 00:23:46,070 There's nothing else to do seeing as you're 4 hours late. 374 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:50,045 - Better late than never. - I don't think that it is. 375 00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:51,948 John. 376 00:23:53,118 --> 00:23:54,921 John, this is Glen. 377 00:23:56,725 --> 00:23:59,530 - Hi. I'm Glen. - I know that. 378 00:24:00,867 --> 00:24:02,202 I play bass. 379 00:24:16,765 --> 00:24:17,834 Nice place. 380 00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:19,804 Yeah, Malcolm's paying a fortune for it. 381 00:24:19,904 --> 00:24:23,111 The lead singer from Badfinger hung his-self here a week ago. 382 00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:25,549 He probably got it for tuppence. 383 00:24:25,649 --> 00:24:27,119 - Really? - Poor bastard. 384 00:24:28,154 --> 00:24:31,828 It's still... nice. 385 00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:34,834 - Well, we should rehearse. - I can't sing. 386 00:24:34,934 --> 00:24:36,768 - We can't play. - Actually, I'm pretty good. 387 00:24:36,838 --> 00:24:38,609 - Huh. Are ya? - Yeah. 388 00:24:38,709 --> 00:24:40,311 Who are your influences? 389 00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:41,748 Um... 390 00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:42,850 The Beatles. 391 00:24:42,950 --> 00:24:44,854 - Ooh... - No. 392 00:24:44,954 --> 00:24:46,257 - Yeah. - Well, yeah. 393 00:24:46,357 --> 00:24:48,384 Actually, they are really good, but loads of others. 394 00:24:48,394 --> 00:24:51,066 Just tell me a song you like. I can pretty much play anything. 395 00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:54,306 - "Maggie Mae" by Rod Stewart. - Great, I know that. 396 00:24:54,406 --> 00:24:56,878 Pathetic! 397 00:24:56,978 --> 00:24:58,237 If you don't like what you see, 398 00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:00,719 John, you're welcome to fuck off. 399 00:25:00,819 --> 00:25:01,922 I probably should do that. 400 00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:04,994 Between The Beatles and Rod Stewart, 401 00:25:05,094 --> 00:25:07,633 - it is a bit disappointing. - I'll tell Malcolm. 402 00:25:07,733 --> 00:25:11,006 How are my sexy young assassins? 403 00:25:11,106 --> 00:25:12,342 John was just leaving. 404 00:25:12,442 --> 00:25:14,681 "Leaving"? No, come on, show me what you've done. 405 00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:18,020 Nothing! All's they know is Beatles and Rod Stewart. 406 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,291 - Could do a Small Faces song. - Do you have any idea 407 00:25:20,391 --> 00:25:23,765 how much I've already personally invested in you? 408 00:25:23,865 --> 00:25:25,782 The lead singer of Badfinger hung himself here. 409 00:25:25,836 --> 00:25:28,742 Yes, I know that. That's why I got it half price. 410 00:25:28,842 --> 00:25:31,882 You see, that's what a good manager does. Gets a good deal. 411 00:25:31,982 --> 00:25:34,954 But the lease did cost me a thousand pounds. 412 00:25:35,054 --> 00:25:38,896 And not to mention the fact you have been living here rent free. 413 00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:41,367 - How did you know? - I visited two days ago. 414 00:25:41,467 --> 00:25:43,806 - Did you? - Yeah. 415 00:25:45,008 --> 00:25:46,778 Here's some more Black Beauties. 416 00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:50,185 I don't even get bus fare and he gets amphetamines and free rent? 417 00:25:50,285 --> 00:25:51,922 Shut the fuck up, John! 418 00:25:52,022 --> 00:25:54,226 - That's it, go on, go at him! - I'll go at you. 419 00:25:54,326 --> 00:25:55,963 Tear into each other 420 00:25:56,063 --> 00:25:58,635 like the seditionary sewer rats that you are. 421 00:25:58,735 --> 00:26:00,171 - What? - Oh, bloody hell! 422 00:26:00,271 --> 00:26:01,842 For fuck's sake! 423 00:26:01,942 --> 00:26:06,818 I want to hear the fury of the forgotten generation. 424 00:26:08,856 --> 00:26:11,862 - Play the riff. - What? What riff? 425 00:26:11,962 --> 00:26:15,134 The only one you know, you Berk! Go on. 426 00:26:15,234 --> 00:26:18,074 A generation with no future. 427 00:26:20,011 --> 00:26:23,351 A generation with no other aim but to destroy. 428 00:26:29,529 --> 00:26:31,969 Yes, that's it, my boy. 429 00:26:36,010 --> 00:26:37,847 England's greatest guitarist. 430 00:26:37,947 --> 00:26:40,218 Just the two chords, is it? 431 00:26:40,318 --> 00:26:43,291 More like England's greatest moron. 432 00:26:44,293 --> 00:26:46,363 Sing, John. 433 00:26:46,463 --> 00:26:49,436 Show me that rancid brilliance that you have. 434 00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:56,851 - He can't fucking sing. - I don't know the words, Steve. 435 00:26:56,951 --> 00:26:59,389 - Just make them up. - I'm not a wind-up doll! 436 00:26:59,489 --> 00:27:02,128 Who looks like a moron now, John? 437 00:27:02,228 --> 00:27:03,732 Eh? 438 00:27:09,844 --> 00:27:11,882 Bye-bye, Johnny. 439 00:27:11,982 --> 00:27:13,117 Bye-bye. 440 00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:15,789 Ooh, Jimi Hendrix knows a Stooges riff. 441 00:27:15,889 --> 00:27:17,727 Stooges! 442 00:27:17,827 --> 00:27:20,265 You do know the song. You just can't sing. 443 00:27:20,365 --> 00:27:22,269 ♪ No fun 444 00:27:22,937 --> 00:27:24,439 ♪ No fun... ♪ 445 00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:26,878 - That's it, my boy. Sing! - Shut the fuck up! 446 00:27:33,024 --> 00:27:34,894 ♪ No fun 447 00:27:34,994 --> 00:27:36,798 ♪ My babe 448 00:27:36,898 --> 00:27:38,869 ♪ No fun 449 00:27:41,073 --> 00:27:43,277 ♪ Fun to be alone 450 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:47,285 ♪ Something up your arse 451 00:27:48,421 --> 00:27:50,893 ♪ Fun to be alone 452 00:27:52,964 --> 00:27:54,232 ♪ Something... 453 00:27:54,332 --> 00:27:57,807 ♪ Something, whatever the fuck 454 00:28:02,984 --> 00:28:04,921 ♪ I may be going out 455 00:28:05,021 --> 00:28:07,125 ♪ And I may be staying at home 456 00:28:07,225 --> 00:28:09,096 ♪ Maybe... ♪ 457 00:28:09,196 --> 00:28:11,200 Fuck! What's... What happened there? 458 00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:13,170 England's greatest guitarist. 459 00:28:13,270 --> 00:28:15,241 You were completely out of tune. 460 00:28:15,341 --> 00:28:17,780 - What's your chord? - It goes to 'E' there. 461 00:28:20,886 --> 00:28:23,090 Right. From the top. 462 00:28:23,190 --> 00:28:24,827 One, two, three... 463 00:28:24,927 --> 00:28:26,397 Here, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 464 00:28:26,497 --> 00:28:28,935 In, in, in, in, in, this is us, this is us, this is us. 465 00:28:29,035 --> 00:28:32,075 ♪ Road Runner, Road Runner 466 00:28:32,175 --> 00:28:33,979 ♪ At a thousand miles an hour... ♪ 467 00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:36,216 Jordan, make sure they let us in. 468 00:28:36,316 --> 00:28:38,387 Keep going, keep going. Just down here... 469 00:28:38,487 --> 00:28:41,026 ♪ ...Runner, Road Runner 470 00:28:41,126 --> 00:28:43,999 ♪ At a thousand miles an hour 471 00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:45,970 ♪ I fell in love with the modern world... ♪ 472 00:28:46,070 --> 00:28:47,238 We heard there was a party. 473 00:28:47,338 --> 00:28:49,076 No, no party. 474 00:28:49,176 --> 00:28:51,013 Well, then we better make one. 475 00:28:51,113 --> 00:28:53,819 - Get lively, boys. - Jordan. 476 00:28:57,058 --> 00:28:59,564 I never let the shop dictate my style, it's about how I feel. 477 00:28:59,664 --> 00:29:02,369 If anything, I've seen Vivienne take inspiration 478 00:29:02,469 --> 00:29:04,406 from the things that I wear from home. 479 00:29:04,506 --> 00:29:07,412 Loads of people are on the game. Prostitution isn't that bad. 480 00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:09,984 I mean, I've had a few offers, I've thought about it. 481 00:29:10,084 --> 00:29:12,857 Do it if I were you. It's a couple of quid. 482 00:29:12,957 --> 00:29:15,996 Music is fundamentally young people's music, right? 483 00:29:16,096 --> 00:29:18,434 Ganja, Rasta, reggae, 484 00:29:18,534 --> 00:29:20,539 they're all part of the same social movement. 485 00:29:20,639 --> 00:29:22,308 It's a pretty good movement. 486 00:29:22,408 --> 00:29:24,981 Mm. 487 00:29:25,081 --> 00:29:27,987 I thought you was doing "painter who couldn't paint"? 488 00:29:28,087 --> 00:29:29,456 It's actually pretty good. 489 00:29:29,557 --> 00:29:31,060 Malcolm. 490 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,899 Please don't tell. 491 00:29:35,001 --> 00:29:36,070 I didn't catch your name. 492 00:29:36,170 --> 00:29:38,875 Helen of Troy. 493 00:29:38,975 --> 00:29:42,616 The face that launched a thousand hips. 494 00:29:42,716 --> 00:29:44,019 Oh, I like you. 495 00:29:44,119 --> 00:29:45,889 Mm. 496 00:29:45,989 --> 00:29:47,893 Stand in line, pet. 497 00:29:47,993 --> 00:29:49,496 Don't worry, I will. 498 00:29:52,402 --> 00:29:53,872 Oi, give us one of those, would ya? 499 00:29:53,972 --> 00:29:56,210 Jordan? Have you seen Chrissie lately? 500 00:29:56,310 --> 00:29:59,550 She's not around much. Maybe she's got a fella on the side. 501 00:29:59,650 --> 00:30:03,157 Oi! Bromley is so boring, I feel like blowing it up 502 00:30:03,257 --> 00:30:06,063 just to see if anyone notices it's gone. 503 00:30:17,252 --> 00:30:19,456 You finding your way around the fretboard OK? 504 00:30:19,557 --> 00:30:21,493 Would be if I knew what a fretboard was. 505 00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:25,334 How are you getting on with the other Jones? 506 00:30:25,434 --> 00:30:30,044 Oh, he's charming, talented, funny. 507 00:30:30,144 --> 00:30:31,915 Nothing like you. 508 00:30:32,015 --> 00:30:33,608 Sounds like your boyfriend should be worried. 509 00:30:33,618 --> 00:30:38,394 No, my relationship with Mick Jones is completely platonic. 510 00:30:38,494 --> 00:30:41,066 I'm glad it's platonic with that Jones. 511 00:30:41,166 --> 00:30:42,970 Me, too. 512 00:30:43,070 --> 00:30:46,410 Listen, I'm not taking the piss. Can we go upstairs? 513 00:30:52,022 --> 00:30:53,524 Welcome to me palace. 514 00:30:53,625 --> 00:30:56,230 Here dwelleth the Prince of Denmark Street. 515 00:30:56,330 --> 00:31:00,338 With his noble sword, Excalibur. 516 00:31:02,409 --> 00:31:05,148 You're right... Makes no sense 517 00:31:05,248 --> 00:31:08,254 that Malcolm would give me this amazing guitar. 518 00:31:08,354 --> 00:31:10,959 Probably just thought it'd look good on stage. 519 00:31:17,339 --> 00:31:19,509 The thing is... 520 00:31:19,610 --> 00:31:21,380 I never learnt nothing at school, 521 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,515 I couldn't concentrate. 522 00:31:22,616 --> 00:31:24,519 They call you a moron... 523 00:31:24,620 --> 00:31:27,292 and it just gets worse. 524 00:31:27,392 --> 00:31:28,995 But I always understood music. 525 00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:32,670 And now I got this chance, and I don't wanna fuck it up. 526 00:31:33,772 --> 00:31:35,374 And I know that you get it. 527 00:31:36,243 --> 00:31:39,149 I really need the help. 528 00:31:39,249 --> 00:31:43,725 So, I was wondering, would you teach me how to play properly? 529 00:31:43,825 --> 00:31:47,566 I have no interest in being your guitar teacher, Jonesy. 530 00:31:49,469 --> 00:31:51,541 I got too many problems of my own. 531 00:32:02,095 --> 00:32:04,032 Suppose a fuck's out of the question? 532 00:32:04,132 --> 00:32:06,270 Yes, it pretty much is. 533 00:32:06,370 --> 00:32:08,040 "Pretty much"? 534 00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:09,442 Very much. 535 00:32:11,380 --> 00:32:13,083 Scale of one to a hundred, 536 00:32:13,183 --> 00:32:15,722 where one is "I just need to brush me teeth", 537 00:32:15,822 --> 00:32:17,560 and a hundred is 538 00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:20,699 "not if you was the last man on earth", where's it sitting? 539 00:32:20,799 --> 00:32:22,035 Ninety-eight. 540 00:32:22,770 --> 00:32:24,306 "Ninety-eight"? Not bad. 541 00:32:26,243 --> 00:32:28,247 Good night, Jonesy. 542 00:32:29,383 --> 00:32:30,518 Ninety-eight. 543 00:32:30,619 --> 00:32:31,619 ♪ Hey! 544 00:32:31,688 --> 00:32:33,224 ♪ Hey! 545 00:32:33,324 --> 00:32:36,731 ♪ We sang shang-a-Lang and we ran with the gang 546 00:32:36,831 --> 00:32:40,304 ♪ Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-i 547 00:32:40,404 --> 00:32:43,612 ♪ We were all in the news With our blue suede shoes 548 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:47,318 ♪ And our dancin' the night away 549 00:32:47,418 --> 00:32:51,126 ♪ Yeah, we sang shang-a-Lang and we ran with the gang 550 00:32:51,226 --> 00:32:54,667 ♪ Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-i 551 00:32:54,767 --> 00:32:58,608 ♪ With the jukebox playin' and everybody sayin' 552 00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:01,781 ♪ That music like ours couldn't die... ♪ 553 00:33:03,284 --> 00:33:05,121 Let me hear you! 554 00:33:06,156 --> 00:33:07,660 Whoo-hoo! 555 00:33:11,166 --> 00:33:13,805 Tonight a new movement is born. 556 00:33:16,143 --> 00:33:19,082 To a Bay City Rollers soundtrack? 557 00:33:19,182 --> 00:33:23,290 Never underestimate the power of Tartan, my boy. 558 00:33:24,827 --> 00:33:28,400 ♪ Hey, hey, rockin' to the music 559 00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:30,371 ♪ Hey, hey, rockin' to the music... ♪ 560 00:33:30,471 --> 00:33:33,110 You fucking wanker! 561 00:33:34,881 --> 00:33:37,251 ♪ Hey, hey 562 00:33:37,351 --> 00:33:40,391 ♪ We sang shang-a-Lang and we ran with the gang 563 00:33:40,491 --> 00:33:44,132 ♪ Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-i ♪ 564 00:33:45,602 --> 00:33:47,171 Destroy. 565 00:34:14,894 --> 00:34:16,698 - Oh, hello, John. - What's going on, Viv? 566 00:34:16,798 --> 00:34:18,434 You said I could be in the band. 567 00:34:18,534 --> 00:34:20,271 - You are in the band. - Am I? 568 00:34:20,371 --> 00:34:22,810 No, you're not. Who are you? 569 00:34:22,910 --> 00:34:26,183 This is the John I was telling you about, with the cheekbones. 570 00:34:26,283 --> 00:34:28,555 I've already got the John with the cheekbones. 571 00:34:28,655 --> 00:34:31,694 No, you got John with the teeth. He's my mate. 572 00:34:31,794 --> 00:34:35,401 - You got the wrong John? - I wanna be in the band. 573 00:34:35,501 --> 00:34:37,740 - Well, we don't need you. - Malcolm! 574 00:34:40,378 --> 00:34:41,848 How could you be so daft? 575 00:34:41,948 --> 00:34:44,419 How was I supposed to know there were two Johns 576 00:34:44,519 --> 00:34:49,195 with impeccable cheekbones and a penchant for safety pins? 577 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:51,901 Look at him. He's perfect. 578 00:34:52,001 --> 00:34:54,172 There's a lot more to a great rock and roll group 579 00:34:54,272 --> 00:34:55,441 than just looks. 580 00:34:55,542 --> 00:34:57,376 You said it had nothing to do with the music. 581 00:34:57,411 --> 00:35:00,451 It doesn't. It has everything to do with chemistry, 582 00:35:00,552 --> 00:35:01,888 and I've got that perfect. 583 00:35:01,988 --> 00:35:04,727 - Have you, Malc? - They hate each other already. 584 00:35:04,827 --> 00:35:06,564 What if it all gets too much for Steve? 585 00:35:06,664 --> 00:35:08,902 What if he crumbles again? 586 00:35:13,244 --> 00:35:17,518 Well, if he does, we now have a replacement. 587 00:35:17,619 --> 00:35:18,888 - Put that back. - Huh? 588 00:35:18,988 --> 00:35:20,592 - Put that back. - Put what back? 589 00:35:20,692 --> 00:35:22,730 Give it to me. 590 00:35:24,399 --> 00:35:26,771 Get out. 591 00:35:26,871 --> 00:35:28,908 "Give the dog a bone"? 592 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:31,614 What does that mean? 593 00:35:31,714 --> 00:35:33,756 When you're seventeen, all you want to do is shag. 594 00:35:33,818 --> 00:35:36,758 - Do ya? - Yeah. 595 00:35:36,858 --> 00:35:38,862 - Just sing it. - I'm not singing that. 596 00:35:38,962 --> 00:35:41,934 It sounds like it's written by a moron. 597 00:35:42,034 --> 00:35:43,504 Just sing it. 598 00:35:44,473 --> 00:35:45,542 How old's Malcolm? 599 00:35:45,642 --> 00:35:46,778 - Don't know. - Twenty-nine. 600 00:35:52,990 --> 00:35:55,494 You're only twenty-nine... 601 00:35:56,330 --> 00:35:58,534 Got a lot to learn... 602 00:35:58,635 --> 00:36:00,539 You're only twenty-nine... 603 00:36:00,639 --> 00:36:02,676 Give the git a... 604 00:36:02,776 --> 00:36:04,880 Make my stomach... 605 00:36:04,980 --> 00:36:06,651 Nah! 606 00:36:07,686 --> 00:36:09,957 You're only twenty-nine... 607 00:36:10,057 --> 00:36:12,796 Got a lot to learn... 608 00:36:12,896 --> 00:36:16,804 But when your mummy dies, she will not return! 609 00:36:16,904 --> 00:36:18,407 That's more like it! 610 00:36:18,507 --> 00:36:20,299 - It's a little bit weird. - You're welcome. 611 00:36:20,377 --> 00:36:23,417 We like noise, it's our choice... 612 00:36:23,517 --> 00:36:25,254 It's good. We're keeping that. 613 00:36:25,354 --> 00:36:27,525 Easy and simple. Good. 614 00:36:27,626 --> 00:36:30,665 And "I don't work, I just speed, that's all I need". 615 00:36:30,765 --> 00:36:35,407 Yeah, some of it's all right, Steve, if I could read it. 616 00:36:35,507 --> 00:36:37,813 Honestly, did you even go to school? 617 00:36:39,884 --> 00:36:41,821 No, not really. 618 00:36:41,921 --> 00:36:44,960 Don't worry, I'll work it out. 619 00:36:45,060 --> 00:36:46,798 I need the bog. 620 00:36:50,037 --> 00:36:51,808 John. 621 00:36:51,908 --> 00:36:53,578 I know what we should call ya. 622 00:36:54,914 --> 00:36:57,719 Rotten. On account of your teeth. 623 00:36:58,889 --> 00:37:00,892 Johnny fucking Rotten. 624 00:37:02,630 --> 00:37:04,834 That's brilliant! 625 00:37:04,934 --> 00:37:06,537 I love it. 626 00:37:11,781 --> 00:37:13,417 Who's he think he is? 627 00:37:13,517 --> 00:37:18,360 - He is a bit of a prick. - He's just... weird. 628 00:37:18,460 --> 00:37:19,864 Little fucker. 629 00:37:19,964 --> 00:37:21,701 If you are going to be in the band, 630 00:37:21,801 --> 00:37:23,872 you can't carry on being called John, 631 00:37:23,972 --> 00:37:25,341 because that's my name. 632 00:37:25,441 --> 00:37:26,978 Malcolm won't let me in the band. 633 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,315 Steve's hopeless and Glen's a ponce. 634 00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:30,484 One of 'em has to go. 635 00:37:30,585 --> 00:37:32,355 Besides, I need a mate. 636 00:37:32,455 --> 00:37:34,359 They're really mean most of the time. 637 00:37:34,459 --> 00:37:36,898 My mum calls me Sime. 638 00:37:36,998 --> 00:37:40,504 - Slime is good. - "Sime", not "Slime". 639 00:37:40,605 --> 00:37:42,375 It's short for "Simon". 640 00:37:42,475 --> 00:37:44,012 John Simon Ritchie. 641 00:37:44,112 --> 00:37:46,617 You can't be called Simon either, it's a shit name. 642 00:37:46,717 --> 00:37:47,986 Hence why I prefer John. 643 00:37:48,086 --> 00:37:50,792 I don't see why we can't both be called John. 644 00:37:50,892 --> 00:37:52,495 Confusion is good. 645 00:37:52,596 --> 00:37:54,934 I've only just noticed your teeth. 646 00:37:55,034 --> 00:37:58,507 You look like my fucking hamster. 647 00:37:58,608 --> 00:38:00,511 Hello, Sid. 648 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:04,385 We'll call you Sid. After the hamster. 649 00:38:04,485 --> 00:38:07,559 - What's his second name? - Hamsters don't have surnames. 650 00:38:07,659 --> 00:38:09,429 Well, I'm gonna need a second name. 651 00:38:09,529 --> 00:38:10,799 For legal purposes. 652 00:38:11,734 --> 00:38:13,671 Sid Ritchie sounds OK. 653 00:38:13,771 --> 00:38:15,642 Argh! 654 00:38:15,742 --> 00:38:17,679 Sid's really vicious. 655 00:38:32,776 --> 00:38:35,447 Rick Wakeman. 656 00:38:36,884 --> 00:38:40,992 This is what rock 'n' roll music has become. 657 00:38:41,092 --> 00:38:43,463 A mind-numbing sedative for the masses 658 00:38:43,564 --> 00:38:45,969 and another means of control. 659 00:38:46,971 --> 00:38:48,675 But I... 660 00:38:48,775 --> 00:38:52,683 have managed to secure you your very first gig, 661 00:38:52,783 --> 00:38:56,958 supporting Bazooka Joe at the Saint Martin Art College. 662 00:38:57,058 --> 00:38:59,663 Actually, I got us the gig. 663 00:38:59,763 --> 00:39:02,001 I am a student there. 664 00:39:02,101 --> 00:39:03,671 Details, Glen. 665 00:39:03,771 --> 00:39:07,411 The point is... is that this is it, boys. 666 00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:09,583 This is your big break. 667 00:39:09,683 --> 00:39:11,721 Tomorrow night, 668 00:39:11,821 --> 00:39:15,461 we launch our mission of destruction. 669 00:39:32,930 --> 00:39:35,602 - Oh, you're awake. - What are you doing? 670 00:39:35,702 --> 00:39:37,739 We like noise, it's our choice. 671 00:39:39,777 --> 00:39:41,513 We gotta be loud tomorrow. 672 00:39:41,614 --> 00:39:43,584 Yeah, I know. 673 00:39:43,684 --> 00:39:45,789 We don't have a proper amp. 674 00:39:45,889 --> 00:39:47,525 Just use Bazooka Joe's. 675 00:39:47,626 --> 00:39:49,797 The main bands always turn the support down 676 00:39:49,897 --> 00:39:51,767 so they don't sound as good as 'em. 677 00:39:51,867 --> 00:39:53,503 It's the oldest trick in the book. 678 00:39:53,604 --> 00:39:54,979 Come on, I know where to get one. 679 00:39:55,007 --> 00:39:57,746 - No, I'm working tomorrow. - Tomorrow's the gig. 680 00:39:57,846 --> 00:40:00,017 Yeah, I've gotta work first, you pillock. 681 00:40:00,117 --> 00:40:01,921 Not everyone gets to live the life of Riley. 682 00:40:02,021 --> 00:40:03,925 Oh, pardon me for being so fortunate. 683 00:40:04,025 --> 00:40:07,064 Is everything all right...? Oh, hello, Steve. 684 00:40:07,164 --> 00:40:08,735 - Hello, Mrs C. - Sorry, Mum. 685 00:40:08,835 --> 00:40:10,004 Steve was just leaving. 686 00:40:10,104 --> 00:40:12,174 You can use the front door, Steve. 687 00:40:12,274 --> 00:40:14,780 Oh, no, it's no trouble. This is just as easy. 688 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,518 Sorry to wake you, Mrs C. 689 00:40:17,619 --> 00:40:19,623 - Night, love. - Night, Mum. 690 00:40:25,134 --> 00:40:26,236 It's important! 691 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:30,812 Can't say your old mate Jonesy don't show you a good time. 692 00:40:30,912 --> 00:40:33,785 Yeah, or nearly get me arrested on a weekly basis. 693 00:40:33,885 --> 00:40:35,922 Let's fire it up. 694 00:40:36,022 --> 00:40:37,793 I gotta be at work in two hours. 695 00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:39,495 Oh, fuck! 696 00:40:39,596 --> 00:40:40,932 That apprenticeship, 697 00:40:41,032 --> 00:40:42,836 it's getting in the way of your real job. 698 00:40:42,936 --> 00:40:44,973 - Yeah, my real job don't pay. - It will. 699 00:40:45,073 --> 00:40:47,244 The Pistols are gonna be bigger than The Stones. 700 00:40:47,344 --> 00:40:49,844 Do you know how many shit bands there are in London right now 701 00:40:49,883 --> 00:40:52,088 - saying that? - We ain't shit. 702 00:40:53,023 --> 00:40:54,560 Or we won't be soon. 703 00:40:56,898 --> 00:40:58,968 Get some sleep. 704 00:41:16,904 --> 00:41:18,988 - Oi, John! - John, John, wait. It's just up there. 705 00:41:22,048 --> 00:41:23,551 Fucking hell! 706 00:41:24,319 --> 00:41:26,590 Through those doors there. 707 00:41:28,661 --> 00:41:31,867 Look at all these stupid hippies. 708 00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:34,105 - Gonna hate us. - I hope so. 709 00:41:34,205 --> 00:41:36,811 No wonder you're a student here, Glen, you fit right in. 710 00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:40,685 You should be playing medieval mandolin with Rick Fakeman. 711 00:41:40,785 --> 00:41:42,054 Yeah? Piss off! 712 00:41:42,154 --> 00:41:44,560 Excuse me, mate. Could you tell me 713 00:41:44,660 --> 00:41:46,820 where the abstract expressionism lecture is this evening? 714 00:41:46,830 --> 00:41:48,133 What? 715 00:41:48,233 --> 00:41:50,400 It's on that notice-board. I can't read it from here. 716 00:41:52,175 --> 00:41:54,245 I'm running late. 717 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:57,886 - Oh, fuck off, you dumb hippie. - That's the boy! 718 00:41:57,986 --> 00:42:00,124 Fuck abstract expressionism. 719 00:42:00,224 --> 00:42:05,869 Steve plays guitar, very badly, and he doesn't like to read. 720 00:42:05,969 --> 00:42:09,275 - Come see us play, we're awful. - Guys, come on, one more time, 721 00:42:09,375 --> 00:42:11,146 one more time... two, three. 722 00:42:11,246 --> 00:42:13,618 ♪ Went to the dance... 723 00:42:19,095 --> 00:42:21,366 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 724 00:42:23,036 --> 00:42:24,873 You're not using that. 725 00:42:25,842 --> 00:42:27,646 Actually, mate, we are. 726 00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:30,618 Feeling a bit inadequate, are we? 727 00:42:30,718 --> 00:42:32,989 I've already sorted this with your manager. 728 00:42:33,089 --> 00:42:34,993 We don't give a shit! 729 00:42:36,129 --> 00:42:38,668 It's our amp or you don't play. 730 00:42:39,937 --> 00:42:42,876 I bet it's fucking stolen anyway. 731 00:42:42,976 --> 00:42:44,312 Steve? 732 00:42:46,851 --> 00:42:48,754 It's all right. 733 00:42:48,854 --> 00:42:49,923 Leave it. 734 00:42:50,023 --> 00:42:51,994 Right. Two, three, four. 735 00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:03,049 Yeah, OK, Mick. 736 00:43:05,822 --> 00:43:07,324 An all-guy line-up? 737 00:43:10,832 --> 00:43:14,071 Yeah, but I mean, I... I could just come along and jam. 738 00:43:17,245 --> 00:43:19,048 Shit! Sorry, can you hear me? 739 00:43:19,148 --> 00:43:20,284 Hello? 740 00:43:50,144 --> 00:43:52,181 - Are you all right? - Never better. 741 00:43:54,018 --> 00:43:55,788 Problem solved. 742 00:43:55,888 --> 00:43:57,993 I'm now Sid. Sid Vicious. 743 00:43:58,093 --> 00:43:59,997 That is an excellent name. 744 00:44:00,097 --> 00:44:03,336 John christened me... after his hamster. 745 00:44:03,436 --> 00:44:05,975 John is a clever boy. 746 00:44:06,075 --> 00:44:08,146 Careful, loves. Hippie alert. 747 00:44:13,056 --> 00:44:15,027 Not always, Vivienne. 748 00:44:16,831 --> 00:44:19,001 See, he's perfect. 749 00:44:19,101 --> 00:44:21,874 Whoever votes to sack Glen, raise their hand. 750 00:44:21,974 --> 00:44:23,744 Piss off, John. 751 00:44:23,844 --> 00:44:26,282 Cookie, your government needs you. 752 00:44:26,382 --> 00:44:29,488 We've nearly got the numbers for a simple majority. 753 00:44:29,589 --> 00:44:35,233 Steve, being the culpable moron he is, will probably abstain. 754 00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:37,839 - Oh, no, where are you going? - For a piss, all right? 755 00:44:50,130 --> 00:44:52,334 It's not time for another runner, Jonesy. 756 00:44:54,105 --> 00:44:57,511 I'm just some moron with a white guitar... 757 00:44:57,612 --> 00:44:59,048 who can barely play. 758 00:45:06,396 --> 00:45:09,803 I came to London because I thought America was over. 759 00:45:09,903 --> 00:45:12,942 It turns out England is asleep. 760 00:45:13,042 --> 00:45:16,349 It needs a good kick up its tight little limey ass. 761 00:45:16,449 --> 00:45:19,422 You and Rotten might just be the ones to do it. 762 00:45:23,096 --> 00:45:25,467 Suppose a fuck's still out of the question? 763 00:45:26,937 --> 00:45:29,008 Go fuck the music. 764 00:45:40,297 --> 00:45:42,501 What are you doing? 765 00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:48,480 We like noise. 766 00:45:51,119 --> 00:45:53,958 You touch that plug... 767 00:45:54,058 --> 00:45:56,597 we will destroy you. 768 00:46:03,243 --> 00:46:05,180 We're the Fucked Four. 769 00:46:06,550 --> 00:46:10,323 We're gonna kick this country awake if it kills us. 770 00:46:10,423 --> 00:46:13,229 Yes, that's more like it. 771 00:46:13,329 --> 00:46:16,402 We are going to the toppermost of the poppermost. 772 00:46:17,338 --> 00:46:18,607 - What? - What? 773 00:46:18,707 --> 00:46:20,166 That's what The Beatles used to say 774 00:46:20,210 --> 00:46:21,637 when they were in shitty dressing-rooms like this. 775 00:46:21,647 --> 00:46:23,884 - You know, thinking they'd... - Beatles! 776 00:46:23,984 --> 00:46:25,110 Oh, you've bloody jinxed us. 777 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,522 We're gonna need our own saying. 778 00:46:26,623 --> 00:46:28,561 - How about... - No more Beatles shit! 779 00:46:28,661 --> 00:46:31,399 I've got it. "Get pissed... 780 00:46:34,606 --> 00:46:36,509 "Destroy!" 781 00:46:38,079 --> 00:46:39,549 Bloody brilliant. 782 00:46:40,284 --> 00:46:42,254 Yeah. Oh. 783 00:47:02,194 --> 00:47:05,400 ♪ You're only twenty-nine 784 00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:07,572 ♪ Got a lot to learn 785 00:47:08,941 --> 00:47:11,647 ♪ Cos when your mummy dies 786 00:47:11,747 --> 00:47:13,984 ♪ She will not return 787 00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:16,389 ♪ We like noise 788 00:47:16,489 --> 00:47:18,059 ♪ It's our choice 789 00:47:18,159 --> 00:47:20,330 ♪ It's what we wanna do 790 00:47:22,001 --> 00:47:25,040 ♪ We don't care about long hair 791 00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:28,146 ♪ I don't wear flares 792 00:47:28,246 --> 00:47:31,620 ♪ See my face, not a trace 793 00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:33,356 ♪ No reality 794 00:47:35,027 --> 00:47:38,233 ♪ I don't work, I just speed 795 00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:40,337 ♪ That's all I need... ♪ 796 00:47:40,437 --> 00:47:41,472 This is it! 797 00:47:41,573 --> 00:47:44,011 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 798 00:47:44,546 --> 00:47:47,084 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 799 00:47:47,752 --> 00:47:51,359 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 800 00:47:51,459 --> 00:47:55,333 ♪ I'm so lazy... ♪ 801 00:48:03,116 --> 00:48:06,389 - They're terrible. - Yeah. 802 00:48:06,489 --> 00:48:07,625 Fucking great. 803 00:48:11,299 --> 00:48:13,403 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 804 00:48:14,405 --> 00:48:17,579 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 805 00:48:17,679 --> 00:48:20,585 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 806 00:48:21,319 --> 00:48:23,490 ♪ I'm so lazy... ♪ 807 00:48:23,591 --> 00:48:25,460 How are we gonna follow this? 808 00:48:25,561 --> 00:48:28,500 ♪ Unbelievably... ♪ 809 00:48:34,312 --> 00:48:35,480 Sid! 810 00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:37,477 - Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 57630

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