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Tommy...
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the tape.
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Fuck the police! We'll get our own guy.
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- Let me do some digging here.
- (SCREAMS)
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Where the fuck do I find this guy?
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He's not here.
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Don't worry. He'll turn up eventually.
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Seattle. Let me guess, webcams.
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- Very good, yeah.
- They say it's the future of porn.
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And I would agree with them.
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TOM: I love you so much.
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PAM: There's a bunch of camera guys
sitting around watching us have sex.
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Do you have any idea
how humiliating it was?
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You're being too chill.
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Every second that passes,
the tape could be spreading.
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Baby, we will get it back.
This will all be fine.
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Hey, Tommy.
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You did the right thing by coming in.
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MAN: (ON TV) Hey, gorgeous.
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- Oh, my God.
- WOMAN: (ON TV) Who's driving, baby?
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Look at my beautiful husband.
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- (BOAT HORN HONKS) - I love you!
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- What's up?
- (BOAT HORN HONKS)
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WOMAN: What's up? Woo!
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Did he just honk a boat horn
with his penis?
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Yes, he did.
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The jokes, they write themselves.
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He's never gonna go for it.
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Jay loves dick jokes.
He did two years straight on Bobbitt.
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You think it's too risqué or...
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Not too risqué. Too obscure.
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If Uncle Jim and Aunt Susie in Duluth
don't know about it.
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You do the shittiest Leno.
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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Come in.
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Got a sec?
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It's all over town.
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They're selling it online
through a website.
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There's so many angles to it.
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Technology. Celebrity. Privacy.
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Are you pitching a story?
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Why not?
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The Los Angeles Times
is not doing a story on a sex tape.
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A celebrity sex tape,
that's been commercially sold.
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I'm confounded by
what aspect of this you consider news.
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It's totally news.
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- Nothing like this has...
- I'm sorry, Alicia.
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You want to write a story
about Pam Anderson having sex on a boat,
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you're free to go
write for the National Enquirer.
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Oh, shit. You have it?
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He goes, "You sure
you don't want a stunt double?"
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I'm like, "Hell no.
Put me on that motorcycle. Let's go."
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(LAUGHS)
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What choice do I have? I mean,
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you try finding a stuntman
that matches my measurements.
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It feels like you and Barb
have a lot in common.
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Yeah. Well, no. Well, I hope so.
I mean, she's kind of my idol.
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What is your favorite thing about her?
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Oh, God, good question.
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I guess I would have to say
her toughness.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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You know,
no matter what life throws at her,
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no matter how bad it gets, she just...
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fearlessly powers through.
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Do you feel like you take after her
in that way?
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I mean, not to pat myself on the back
or anything,
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but, yes. Definitely.
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When something bad happens,
all I want to do is move on,
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move past it, put it behind me. Yeah.
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Does that usually work out for you?
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Bad stuff happens.
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You know?
What's the point in dwelling on it?
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PAM: Tommy.
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Hey.
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What are you doing?
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I was...
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you know.
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Baby.
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Oh, come here.
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PAM: Oh.
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(SIGHS)
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(WHISPERS) You want to know a secret?
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(SIGHS)
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Yeah.
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I'm really...
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- Yeah?
- ...sad.
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I know.
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Me, too.
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You seem fine.
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No, I'm not fine. I'm just...
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I'm distracted.
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How did it go?
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The Glamour interview?
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- Yeah.
- It was great.
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We spoke for, like...
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two hours.
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Wow.
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I can't believe I'm actually gonna be
in a women's magazine.
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Oh. (SIGHS)
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I'm so stoked for you.
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Thank you. It's exciting.
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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I was thinking, you know...
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maybe I could make dinner later.
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I can't tonight. I'm going out.
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You are?
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I'm sorry, baby. Remember, it's that...
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Entertainment Weekly thingy.
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- Oh, that's tonight.
- Yeah.
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Hmm.
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- Come on.
- Hey, sure.
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- You can do it.
- Of course. (CHUCKLES)
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Fuck it.
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- Of course.
- Come on.
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Refill, por favor!
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What the fuck is this shit?
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Sleater-Kinney. So fucking good.
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(URINATING)
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Oh, shit.
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Tommy fucking Lee.
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Sup, brother?
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- Yo, big fan, man.
- Oh, thanks, bro.
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Oh, yo, that tape?
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That's the best thing you've put out
since Girls, Girls, Girls, yo.
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Girls, Girls, Girls.
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That was 1987.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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(LAUGHS)
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And you think that's...
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the best thing I've done in nine years?
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
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- Sounded like you said...
- That's not what I meant.
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You fuck!
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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
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TV REPORTER: We start tonight with
the latest antics
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from Mötley Crüe drummer, Tommy Lee.
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The notorious bad boy rocker
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got himself thrown out of The Viper Room
early this morning
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after getting into an alleged
altercation with a pair of men
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in the club's restroom.
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Eyewitnesses said, Lee, the hubby
of Baywatch babe, Pamela Anderson,
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appeared to be highly intoxicated
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as he was forcibly removed
from the infamous Sunset Strip nightclub
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by security personnel.
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This is not helpful.
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Everything he does reflects on you.
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If he is a train wreck,
you are a train wreck by association.
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(SIGHS) I understand.
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Classy A-list actresses
do not have this stuff.
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You don't see Hard Copy doing
a story on Sandra Bullock's husband
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- getting tossed out of the Viper Room.
- No.
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No, I get it. I'll talk to him.
It won't happen again.
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I hope not. For your sake, Pammy.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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(SIGHS) What was it about, anyway?
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Um...
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The fight?
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What?
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Um... well, it's nothing. Um.
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Pamela.
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It's nothing. It's nothing. It's...
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Is there something I should know about?
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- Jesus.
- I mean, super-underground.
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Barely anybody knows about it.
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How many copies have they sold?
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I don't know. 20?
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- Fifty?
- Has anybody written about it yet?
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You mean the press? No.
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- I don't think so.
- You don't think?
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I mean, I haven't exactly
combed through newsstands.
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- Did you do a Web search?
- No.
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A bunch of publications
are on there now.
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Started like three months ago.
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The whole paper in computer form.
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(SCOFFS) That's crazy.
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- Look.
- PAM: I mean, I...
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I somehow doubt they're
writing about a sex tape.
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Maybe not The New York Times,
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but Star Magazine has a website,
National Enquirer, USA today.
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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
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You can search through
all of them at once.
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Any mention of the tape
from any publication on the site...
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I can't look. I can't look.
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(EXHALES SHARPLY)
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All clear.
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Oh, God. Thank God.
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No news.
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Just the links to the video.
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That's good.
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Wait. Links?
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Oh, no.
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It's spreading. There's half a dozen
different websites selling it.
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Well, maybe he's got
a bunch of fucking websites.
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With, um... different...
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prices, different addresses,
different cover art.
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People are making copies.
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We'll figure it out, baby.
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"We'll figure it out."
Tommy, you just...
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God, you just don't fucking get it!
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Get what?
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It's too late. Train's left the station.
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Okay. So, what do you want from me?
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What I want from you?
I wanted you to handle it!
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Well, I did my best. All right?
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I did the best I fucking possibly could.
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(CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)
You sure about that?
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What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
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Maybe on some level,
you wanted this to happen.
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Excuse me?
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Maybe you like the attention.
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- That's insane.
- Yeah.
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Or maybe you're scared.
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- Oh, I'm scared?
- Yeah. Of me.
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You're scared of me and my career!
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Oh, my God, that's right.
'Cause you're about to blow up, right?
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And I'm fucking your shit up.
And I'm scared of getting left behind.
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Oh, my God! That is fucked up, Pamela.
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That is seriously fucked up
that you would even think that.
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I'm not saying you do it on purpose.
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- So then what? Subliminal?
- Yeah, baby.
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All I do is root for you!
I want you to be huge!
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I want you to be the biggest fucking
movie star in the entire fucking world!
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Thank you, thank you. I fucking hope so.
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- You hope so?
- Yeah.
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You hope so?
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(SCOFFS)
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Jesus Christ.
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By the way, I sold
a hundred million fucking albums!
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(DRUMS BEATING)
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(DRUM 'N' BASS MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(MAN GRUNTS)
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(DRUM 'N' BASS MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(CLATTERING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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What's up, Rose?
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Hi, Tommy. They're all here.
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Are they? Even Vince?
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Believe it or not.
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Whoo!
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ROSE: You're in B.
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"B"?
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Fucking stripped down. You know, raw.
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Almost like kind of punk rock,
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but it's kind of like
a blues boogie vibe.
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- Humble Pie, early Aerosmith
- Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
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Yo, fuck's this Studio B shit?
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MAN: A's booked, man.
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By who?
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Hi. Hi.
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Hey. Who the fuck are you guys?
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Third Eye Blind.
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(SCOFFS)
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Well, I've got bad news for you,
Third Eye Blind.
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Studio A is Mötley Crüe room.
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Really? That's funny.
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'Cause we're booked into it
for the next six weeks.
260
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By who?
261
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Our label.
262
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Who the fuck's your label?
263
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Elektra.
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Elektra.
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That's... that's our label, Nikki.
266
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- Fuck, man.
- Yeah. What the fuck?
267
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They booked these ass clowns
in the big room over us?
268
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Guess so.
269
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Sorry, man.
270
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,072
Doesn't matter.
271
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The hottest toy this season
is called Tickle Me Elmo.
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Millions of children are dying
to get their hands on it,
273
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which gives off a high-pitched giggle
when you touch it.
274
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:03,380
Children touch it and it giggles,
I thought there was already
275
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something that fit that description.
Michael Jackson.
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LENO: Funny. Think we already
did it, though.
277
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,095
- What else?
- Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett
278
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have filed for divorce.
Apparently, it was mutual.
279
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:16,018
Lyle wanted his freedom,
and Julia finally bought glasses.
280
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,769
It's good. It's funny. What else?
281
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A tape of Pamela Anderson
282
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:24,443
and Tommy Lee is going around,
depicting the two of them engaged in
283
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:26,653
all sorts of X-rated sex acts.
284
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,905
Pamela offered no comment on the matter,
285
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:31,616
not because she refused,
but because she still doesn't have
286
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the feeling back in her jaw.
287
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,164
- What tape?
- There's this sex tape.
288
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- It's all over the place.
- People are making copies of it,
289
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,209
playing it at parties.
290
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,879
- Yeah? Where, in Laurel Canyon?
- It's bigger than you think.
291
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:46,131
- A lot of people know about it.
- Who knows about it?
292
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,674
Uncle Jim and Aunt Susie in Duluth?
293
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,720
- I mean, maybe not them, but...
- But who?
294
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,597
Oh, cat's got his tongue.
295
00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:57,601
Let's come up with more stuff.
You guys are writers. What else?
296
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Janet Reno says the FBI is closing in
on the Unabomber.
297
00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,072
(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
298
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,991
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
299
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,285
Hello?
300
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WOMAN: Uh... Mr. Lee?
301
00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:18,705
- Who's this? - Hey.
302
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,918
Hi. My name is Alicia Krentz.
I'm with The Los Angeles Times.
303
00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:24,127
The L.A. Times.
304
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:25,879
What do you want?
305
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,799
I don't know if you've been
getting my messages,
306
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:31,635
but I've been trying
to reach you for about a week now.
307
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:32,719
Okay.
308
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,556
I was hoping to talk to you
about the tape.
309
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:38,141
You want to talk about the tape?
310
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:42,312
ALICIA: If you have a couple of minutes,
I'd love to just get your opinion.
311
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,147
My opinion on getting fucking burgled
312
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,941
and having to deal with
assholes like you?
313
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:47,234
Fuck off!
314
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:49,611
(SIGHS)
315
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,836
(DIALPAD BEEPING)
316
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,549
It was stolen. The tape.
317
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,260
It was in a safe,
stolen from their house.
318
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,637
It's not clear if whoever took it
was targeting the tape
319
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,472
or if they happened to stumble upon it,
320
00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:19,891
but either way
it was definitively stolen.
321
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:23,186
They did not want this out there,
and they certainly did not want it sold.
322
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:26,231
Speaking of which, there's more
than the one site selling it now.
323
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,692
Pirated copies are sprouting up
all over the Web.
324
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:31,444
Bootlegs of a stolen celebrity sex tape.
325
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,113
I get your reluctance,
326
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,157
given the admittedly
tawdry nature of it all.
327
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,908
But I am telling you, Burt...
328
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,286
this is news.
329
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:56,428
Bob,
330
00:18:56,428 --> 00:19:00,140
when you have a minute,
you really should see this.
331
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,938
Is this for real?
332
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:09,816
It's the realist thing
you've seen in a long time.
333
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,535
Everything's gonna be okay.
334
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,667
The tape is gonna go away.
335
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,676
And Barb Wire is gonna be
the biggest movie in the world.
336
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,723
Tommy's new album is gonna be
the biggest album in the world.
337
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,612
And we're gonna get pregnant again.
338
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:07,165
And we're gonna have
a long and happy marriage.
339
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,878
And a beautiful family.
340
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,760
Everything's gonna be
beautiful and perfect.
341
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:21,972
Forever.
342
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,605
(OBJECT CLATTERING IN DISTANCE)
343
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,315
TOMMY: Pamela!
344
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,819
Pamela! Fuck.
345
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,322
PAMELA: Hey, what?
346
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,908
- Bob Guccione, he's got the tape.
- Wait. What?
347
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:43,410
Fucking shit never ends!
348
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,953
Wait. What are you talking about?
349
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,454
Nikki just called me.
350
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:49,624
Donna's best friend, Kimberly,
was Penthouse Pet of the Month
351
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,543
last December,
and she heard from somebody
352
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,336
at the mansion he's got a hold of it.
353
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:54,963
Well, where did he get it?
354
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:58,049
No idea. But all I know is
we're suing the shit out of him.
355
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:00,176
- Suing him for what?
- For what he's gonna do.
356
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,469
What's he gonna do?
357
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,763
If I had to guess,
fucking running pictures.
358
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,974
What? No. From the tape?
359
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,560
I mean, think about it.
He'd do anything to stick it to Hef.
360
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,604
And what better way
than running a bunch of porno shots of
361
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:14,566
Hef's golden girl, Ms. Playboy herself.
362
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:17,652
No, no, no.
Maybe somebody just gave it to him...
363
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,406
and he watched it. That's it.
He might not be planning anything.
364
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:24,367
I thought you were the one that was
obsessed with shutting this down.
365
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,953
I am. I am. I am. God, I am. I just...
366
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,205
Come on. Suing Penthouse when we just...
367
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,499
- We don't even...
- Let's just talk to a lawyer.
368
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,710
Right? Get a professional opinion.
369
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,295
- A lawyer?
- Yeah.
370
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:38,465
Let's just see what they say.
Who knows? Maybe I'm wrong.
371
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,258
Tommy's absolutely right.
372
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,844
This calls for swift,
pre-emptive action.
373
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:46,306
We file an invasion of privacy lawsuit
against Guccione and the magazine
374
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,767
while simultaneously requesting
injunctive relief.
375
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,561
- Injunctive relief?
- The judge makes sure they don't publish
376
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:52,771
any images from the tape.
377
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,606
And if they defy that order, then...
378
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:56,066
We bring down the shit hammer.
379
00:21:57,859 --> 00:22:00,653
Okay. Yeah, but the tape,
it's stolen property.
380
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:03,323
I mean, wouldn't it be illegal
for him to run pictures from it?
381
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:05,408
Think that scumbag
gives a fuck about legal?
382
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,285
He can always play
the First Amendment card.
383
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,120
Freedom of speech. Freedom of the press.
384
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:10,997
Totally. He loves that shit.
385
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,292
I'm just... I'm concerned.
386
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,587
All right. What's your concern, Pamela?
387
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:24,719
My concern is...
388
00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:28,098
if he's not planning
to do anything and we sue,
389
00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:30,058
he could decide to do it
to get back at us.
390
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:32,477
Plus, if we sue,
it puts all this attention on the tape.
391
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:35,105
It could turn into something bigger
than it would have been.
392
00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:37,857
It kills off any chance
of the whole thing staying underground
393
00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:40,735
and just kind of fizzling out
on its own.
394
00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:43,446
You know?
395
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,620
Yeah. You need to sue.
396
00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:09,055
MAN: If you don't defend your rights...
397
00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:11,599
It'd be a dangerous precedent to set.
398
00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:13,518
You'd effectively be
letting them dictate
399
00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:15,228
what you can and cannot print.
400
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,774
This is about freedom of speech.
401
00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:24,362
The First Amendment.
402
00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,450
Nobody's robbing Bob Guccione
403
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:31,995
of his God-given rights
to free expression.
404
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:34,873
Pull 20 frames, the nastiest bits,
405
00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:36,624
and draw up a press release.
406
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:39,544
Penthouse has the
Pamela Anderson sex tape,
407
00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:40,920
and is publishing stills.
408
00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:43,423
They want chicken,
let's play some fucking chicken.
409
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:55,393
- Yes?
- Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee
410
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:56,895
are suing Penthouse.
411
00:23:57,979 --> 00:24:01,274
Guccione is planning to run images
from the tape in the magazine.
412
00:24:04,319 --> 00:24:05,487
Now is it news?
413
00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:22,003
(HUMMING)
414
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,476
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
415
00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:43,691
Honey, how could you not tell me?
I would have told you
416
00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:47,237
in no uncertain terms, "Do not do it."
417
00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:49,447
But the lawyers,
every one of them said...
418
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:52,492
- Of course they did. They're lawyers.
- And Tommy. Tommy did, too.
419
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:53,618
Another alpha male.
420
00:24:53,618 --> 00:24:56,704
We had to defend our rights.
It sets a bad precedent.
421
00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:58,039
Who told you that?
422
00:24:58,039 --> 00:24:59,958
The one in the red tie
or the blue paisley?
423
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,877
You try saying no to a room full of men.
424
00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:04,754
Oh, honey, I do it all day long.
425
00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:06,130
(SIGHS SHARPLY)
426
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:08,591
Yeah, well, I guess it's easier
for some women.
427
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:11,052
No. It's not easy for any woman.
428
00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:13,846
We are programmed from birth
to say yes to men,
429
00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:16,266
but it is a skill you've got to learn.
430
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,019
I mean, this is just...
431
00:25:20,937 --> 00:25:22,355
Ugh...
432
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:25,024
It's buried toward the back. I mean...
433
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,069
maybe nobody will even see it.
434
00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:30,321
Right?
435
00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:44,794
- What the hell?
- Do you believe that?
436
00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:05,982
Guys.
437
00:26:12,447 --> 00:26:13,448
Cut.
438
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:16,659
MAN: Okay. I need this.
Move a little bit this way.
439
00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:20,622
(HESITANTLY) I can move myself.
440
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,042
MAN: That's great.
441
00:26:31,549 --> 00:26:32,634
You want some?
442
00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:42,560
It was the right move.
He was gonna do it...
443
00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:44,562
whether we sued or not.
444
00:26:48,191 --> 00:26:50,443
At least now there's
a chance of stopping him.
445
00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:55,281
Will you please say something?
446
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:08,544
You're seriously not gonna say anything?
447
00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:11,464
- Come on...
- Please don't.
448
00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:19,931
I'm trying.
449
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:23,768
I feel like nothing I do
is good enough for you.
450
00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:26,604
I mean, I can't win.
451
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,607
What do you want from me?
What else do you...
452
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:32,068
Don't. Just shut up, shut up, shut up!
453
00:27:32,402 --> 00:27:34,070
- (GLASS BREAKING)
- Just shut up!
454
00:27:41,035 --> 00:27:43,996
It's one stupid little article.
455
00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:46,624
WOMAN: I can be bad.
456
00:27:50,253 --> 00:27:52,130
WOMAN: It's my first time.
457
00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:57,343
Oh, you want to see a little more?
I can show you a little bit.
458
00:28:00,263 --> 00:28:02,807
You want me to be your bitch?
459
00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:05,226
I mean, what if I take it off?
460
00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:18,948
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
461
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:36,007
No.
462
00:28:38,509 --> 00:28:39,761
Fuck Seattle.
463
00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,846
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
464
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,307
(SIGHS SHARPLY)
465
00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:46,726
(TELEPHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
466
00:28:48,686 --> 00:28:49,687
This is Pam.
467
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:52,190
- And this is Tommy.
- PAM: No, Tommy, seriously.
468
00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:54,358
TOMMY: Please leave a message.
469
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:58,488
Hey, Pamela. It's Gail.
I just tried your cell.
470
00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:01,991
Listen, give me a call.
It's about Glamour.
471
00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:04,660
I just got a call from my person there.
472
00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:06,954
Just...
473
00:29:07,622 --> 00:29:08,664
Yeah, just call me.
474
00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:13,461
LENO: Speaking of Bob Dole,
yesterday, the senator
475
00:29:13,461 --> 00:29:15,755
attacked President Clinton's
record on crime.
476
00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:17,131
Yeah. Yeah, he said
477
00:29:17,215 --> 00:29:19,842
Clinton talks like Dirty Harry,
but acts like Barney Fife.
478
00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:20,927
Good night, babe.
479
00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:23,638
LENO: This is Dole's way
of connecting with the youth vote.
480
00:29:23,638 --> 00:29:25,515
(LENO ON TV LAUGHS)
481
00:29:25,515 --> 00:29:26,766
What else is going on?
482
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:28,601
I don't know if you guys
heard about this.
483
00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:30,561
Apparently, there's
a love tape going around
484
00:29:30,645 --> 00:29:33,189
of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee.
485
00:29:33,648 --> 00:29:36,442
Yeah. Yeah, a video
showing the two of them
486
00:29:36,526 --> 00:29:39,320
doing all sorts of X-rated things
to each other on a boat.
487
00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:43,241
Apparently, they spend most
of the video completely naked.
488
00:29:43,241 --> 00:29:45,701
Yeah. Or as Pam likes
to call it, "Work attire."
489
00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:50,122
Yeah, boating safety experts
are praising Pam for the tape.
490
00:29:50,206 --> 00:29:53,584
In it, she sports not one
but two flotation devices. Big ones.
491
00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:56,087
Real big ones. She'll float.
492
00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:57,964
We got a great show for you tonight.
493
00:29:57,964 --> 00:30:00,424
The Goo Goo Dolls are here.
We'll be right back.
494
00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:08,182
SANDY: Well, we had this conversation.
495
00:30:08,975 --> 00:30:11,894
We've filed a continuance,
so we don't have to deal with that now.
496
00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:16,440
Hold on, one second.
497
00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:18,109
Maureen?
498
00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:20,027
- Yeah?
- Is this the only page?
499
00:30:20,194 --> 00:30:22,238
Uh... Yes. Why?
500
00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:24,824
I gotta call you back.
501
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,164
Um...
502
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,250
Okay.
503
00:30:35,209 --> 00:30:37,461
Pursuant to rules 26 and 30
504
00:30:37,545 --> 00:30:40,172
of the California Rules
of Civil Procedure,
505
00:30:40,256 --> 00:30:44,677
you are hereby notified
that on April 24th, 1996, 10:00 a.m.,
506
00:30:44,677 --> 00:30:48,014
counsel for defendants will take
the deposition of Pamela Anderson Lee.
507
00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:51,559
Upon oral examination.
508
00:30:54,312 --> 00:30:55,813
What? Why is it just me?
509
00:30:57,690 --> 00:30:59,025
Maybe they come separate.
510
00:31:00,401 --> 00:31:03,613
I don't know why they need to talk
to either of us, we're the plaintiffs.
511
00:31:03,613 --> 00:31:06,490
What's there to say?
That's our shit. Quit it.
512
00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:09,035
Doesn't matter.
513
00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:10,870
We're in this together.
514
00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:12,955
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
515
00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:17,126
(CHUCKLES)
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