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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:33,232 - [hoofbeats] - [gunshots] 2 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:38,153 - [Indians whooping] - [gunshots continue] 3 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,414 [whooping, gunshots fade] 4 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:48,087 [playground horse squeaking] 5 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:55,254 [man] ♪ Whoopee-tee-yi-yo ♪ 6 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:57,930 ♪ Get along, little dogies ♪ 7 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:02,181 ♪ It's your misfortune And none of my own ♪ 8 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:04,479 ♪ Whoopee-tee-yi-yo ♪ 9 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,727 ♪ Get along, little dogies ♪ 10 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:09,981 ♪ Foryou know New York ♪ 11 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:13,279 ♪ Will be your new home ♪ 12 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,570 ♪ Whoopee-tee-yi-yo ♪ 13 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:19,073 ♪ Get along, little dogies ♪ 14 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:22,951 ♪ It's your misfortune and none of my own ♪ 15 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,749 - [woman] Where's that Joe Buck? - Where's that Joe Buck? 16 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,077 [man 2] Where's that Joe Buck? 17 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,127 ♪ Get along, little dogies ♪ 18 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:32,127 Where is our Joe Buck? Look at this crap! 19 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,675 Yeah, where's that Joe Buck? 20 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:37,879 - [woman] Where's that Joe Buck? - [man] Where's that Joe Buck? 21 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:39,509 You're due here at 4:00. 22 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,967 You know what you can do with them dishes. 23 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:46,396 And if you ain't man enough to do it for yourself, 24 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,393 I'd be happy to oblige. 25 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:51,730 I really would. 26 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:55,313 [guitar playing] 27 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:06,248 [man] ♪ Everybody's talkin' at me ♪ 28 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,786 ♪ I don't hear a word they're sayin' ♪ 29 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:16,586 ♪ Only the echoes of my mind ♪ 30 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,422 ♪ People stoppin', starin' ♪ 31 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:25,180 ♪ I can't see their faces ♪ 32 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:32,025 ♪ Only the shadows of their eyes ♪ 33 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,980 ♪ I'm goin' Where the sun keeps shinin' ♪ 34 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,691 ♪ Through the pourin' rain ♪ 35 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:42,864 ♪ Goin' where the weather ♪ 36 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:47,915 ♪ Suits my clothes ♪ 37 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:51,711 ♪ Bankin' off of the northeast winds ♪ 38 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,540 ♪ Sailin' on summer breeze ♪ 39 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,168 ♪ Skippin' over the ocean ♪ 40 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:02,050 ♪ Like a stone ♪ 41 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:06,927 [singer vocalizing] 42 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:22,151 ♪ I'm goin' where the sun keeps shinin' ♪ 43 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:24,657 ♪ Through the pourin' rain ♪ 44 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:28,410 ♪ Goin' where the weather ♪ 45 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:32,289 ♪ Suits my clothes ♪ 46 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,290 [horn honks] 47 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:36,714 ♪ Bankin' off of those northeast winds ♪ 48 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,168 ♪ Sailin' on summer breeze ♪ 49 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:43,258 ♪ Skippin' over the ocean ♪ 50 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:47,513 ♪ Like a stone ♪ 51 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:54,892 ♪ Everybody's talkin' at me ♪ 52 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:58,649 [singer vocalizing] 53 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,659 - How ya doin', Ralph? - Hey. 54 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,880 Four o'clock. 4:00 to midnight. That's when you're due here. 55 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:21,130 Mr. Epperson, I wonder if you could have a word with me for a second? 56 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:23,131 What the hell you doin' in that getup? 57 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:25,713 Grab an apron and clean up that crap back there. 58 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:31,143 Yeah, he knows what the hell he can do with that crap. 59 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,225 - Ain't you comin' to work? - I guess not, Ralph. 60 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:37,855 Hell, I just come to collect my pay, tell you all I'm headin' up East. 61 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,560 You're headin' up East? 62 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,566 Yeah, I thought I'd say good-bye to you. 63 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,818 Just come to look around a little bit, you know. 64 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:45,025 Cups! 65 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,369 Well... 66 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:52,831 good-bye. 67 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,159 Good-bye. 68 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:56,494 What are you gonna do back East? 69 00:04:56,588 --> 00:05:01,549 There's a lot of rich women back there, Ralph, beggin' for it. Payin' for it too. 70 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,842 - Yeah? - Yeah, hell, yeah. 71 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:05,090 And the men, they're mostly tutti-fruttis. 72 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,513 Oh, I bet you it's a mess back there. 73 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:10,433 - So I gonna cash in on some of that. Right? - I don't know. 74 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,556 I don't know nothin' about it. 75 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:16,515 Hell, what do I got to stay around here for? I got places to go. Right? 76 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:20,147 [song resumes: man vocalizing] 77 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,372 [woman] Oh. 78 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,747 [sighs] Oh, that's nice. 79 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,583 Oh, lower. 80 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,874 [sighs] 81 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:46,760 That's real... 82 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,964 nice, honey. 83 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:59,354 [song resumes: man vocalizing, scatting] 84 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:05,696 ♪ Everybody's talkin' at me ♪ 85 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:09,567 ♪ Can't hear a word they're sayin' ♪ 86 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:15,658 - ♪ Only the echoes of my mind ♪ - [radio announcer talking, indistinct] 87 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:24,250 ♪ I won't letyou leave my love behind ♪ 88 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:27,050 Sure is a powerful mother, ain't it? 89 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,676 Yeah, sure is a powerful mother. 90 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:38,103 ♪ Bankin' off of the northeast winds ♪ 91 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,476 ♪ Sailin' on summer breeze ♪ 92 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:44,981 ♪ Skippin' over the ocean ♪ 93 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,437 ♪ Like a stone ♪ 94 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:49,615 [radio: gunfire] 95 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:51,363 [announcer] This is the shooting season. 96 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:53,570 So now is the time to go to Lloyd's Discount Store 97 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,620 for all ofyourgun supplies. 98 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:59,997 Listen to these values. Remington shotgun for only 72.47... 99 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:03,997 [woman's voice] You look real nice, lover boy. Real nice. 100 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,708 Make your oldgrandma proud. 101 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:10,966 You're gonna be the best-lookin' cowboy in the whole parade. 102 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:13,343 You'll be the best-lookin' one there. 103 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:17,222 [woman, man laughing] 104 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:19,057 Bye, honey. 105 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,730 I'll leave a TVdinner in the fridge. 106 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:24,559 Your oldgrandma got herselfa new beau. 107 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:25,894 Bye now. 108 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,853 [woman] Excuse me, mister. 109 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,691 Excuse me, but do you have another piece of gum for her? 110 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,902 Oh, yes, ma'am, I do. Here. 111 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,075 Take one for yourself too. 112 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:40,203 Thank you, no. It's just till the Dramamine works. 113 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,250 She gets carsick. 114 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,579 I only get carsick on boats. 115 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:49,967 But it seems to me that's more the fish smell than the bouncin'. 116 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:52,386 - How far you headed? - Shh. 117 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,556 - To Dallas. - [softly] Up Dallas, are ya? 118 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:56,974 Where you goin'? 119 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,097 I'm headin' on up New York City, ma'am. 120 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,598 Mmm. 121 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,979 ♪ I'm goin' where the sun keeps shinin' ♪ 122 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:13,157 - [radio: static crackling] - ♪ Through the pourin' rain ♪ 123 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,698 ♪ Goin' where the weather ♪ 124 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:21,158 ♪ Suits my clothes ♪ 125 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:24,869 ♪ Bankin' off of the northeast winds ♪ 126 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:27,922 ♪ Sailin' on a summer breeze ♪ 127 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,547 ♪ Skippin' over the ocean ♪ 128 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:35,004 ♪ Like a stone ♪ 129 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,729 [young woman's voice] Do you love me, Joe? 130 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,317 Do you love me? 131 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:55,945 Do you love me? 132 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,577 You're the only one, Joe. 133 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:01,076 You're... You're the only one. 134 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,830 You're better, Joe. You're better than the rest of them. 135 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,957 You're better than any of them, Joe. 136 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:12,007 You love me, Joe? You're better than all of them. 137 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,176 You're the best, Joe. 138 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:15,673 Love me, Joe. 139 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,931 Joe! Joe? 140 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,300 Joe. 141 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,519 Do you love me, Joe? 142 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,100 Do you love me? 143 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:31,777 Love me. 144 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,900 You're the only one, Joe. 145 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,701 You're the only one. 146 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,416 You're the best, Joe. 147 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,868 You're the best. 148 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,003 [vehicle races past] 149 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,595 [radio clicks on: frequencies tuning] 150 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:10,524 [radio: man] ...consecutive broadcast of The Sunshine Hour. 151 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:14,069 Oh, yes, sweet Jesus! I tell you, faith healin'. 152 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:17,444 I got a letter here from a sister enclosing ten dollars 153 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:21,323 and two malignant tumors she coughed up during last week's prayer meeting on the air. 154 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:23,449 Praise Jesus! 155 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,749 Now, before we join in prayer for this poor sister, 156 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:29,498 Jesus wants to know how many sent in five dollars 157 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:32,375 for their home worship kit containing prayer shawl... 158 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:36,084 - You want a cigarette, sir? - No, thanks. Chew tobacco. 159 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,715 [radio: man] Sing along with Sister Rosella. 160 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:41,422 You throw in Sister Rosella, you got a deal. Right, old-timer? 161 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,007 [radio: gospel music playing] 162 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,343 ♪ Oh, glory, glory, hallelujah ♪ 163 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:48,770 You ever run into a cowhand by the name of Woodsy Niles? 164 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,394 Woodsy Niles, sir? 165 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,186 Not to my knowledge. 166 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,484 Friend of my grandma, Sally Buck. 167 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:02,910 ♪ When my Jesus saved me Washed my sins away ♪ 168 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:17,208 [passenger whistling tune] 169 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,808 I want it on. 170 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:41,990 [vehicle passing, horn honking] 171 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:48,330 [Grandma Sally] ♪ Hush, little baby ♪ 172 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,703 ♪ Don't say a word ♪ 173 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:55,584 ♪ Grandma's gonna buy you a mockingbird ♪ 174 00:11:55,673 --> 00:12:00,543 ♪ And if that mockingbird don't sing ♪ 175 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:05,507 ♪ Grandma's gonna buy you a golden ring ♪ 176 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:10,220 ♪ And if thatgolden ring turns brass ♪ 177 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:15,058 ♪ Grandma's gonna buy you a lookin' glass ♪ 178 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:19,896 ♪ And if that lookin' glass gets broke ♪ 179 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:24,950 ♪ Grandma's gonna buy you a billy goat ♪ 180 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,528 ♪ Hush, little baby ♪ 181 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,830 ♪ Don't say a word ♪ 182 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:34,707 ♪ Grandma's gonna buy you a mockingbird ♪ 183 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:38,631 [man laughing] 184 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,216 [young Joe giggling] 185 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,308 [men singing] 186 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,610 ♪ Then it's hi-hi-hee ♪ 187 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,063 ♪ In the field artillery ♪ 188 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,694 ♪ Shout out your numbers loud and strong ♪ 189 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,571 [radio: station jingle] 190 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:10,200 ♪ 77 WABC ♪ 191 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,078 [man] 77 Radio in New York. This is Ron Lundy, love. 192 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:16,160 This is WABC. And now... 193 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,166 That's New York talkin' there, ma'am. 194 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,002 - [host] Let's ask some of the ladies here. - Hear that? 195 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,505 Ma'am, what is your ideal in a man? 196 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:27,087 [woman] My ideal is Gary Cooper, but he's dead. 197 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,764 [host] Thank you. Ma'am, what is your ideal in a man? 198 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:32,343 A man who takes pride in his appearance. 199 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:33,769 Kindly consideration first. 200 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:36,097 Tall. Definitely tall. 201 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,056 Someone I can talk to in bed. 202 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,768 A good sense of humor. Not afraid of sex. 203 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,353 A Texas oilman. 204 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,187 Aggressiveness. 205 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,271 Outdoor type. 206 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,151 A rebel. 207 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:45,901 Young. 208 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:46,948 You. 209 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,994 - Yahoo! - [veterans shouting, singing] 210 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,321 Uh, excuse me, ma'am. 211 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:53,576 ♪ One, two, three ♪ 212 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,125 ♪ Wherever we go we will always know ♪ 213 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,578 ♪ That the caissons go rolling... ♪ 214 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,552 [car horns honking] 215 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,979 Thank you. 216 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,874 Shit. 217 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,629 [man]...grand time talking to Mrs. Drevin, 218 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,961 who's going to give us her remedy for insomnia. 219 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,547 [Mrs. Drevin] Gosh, I sure will. It's pretty unusual, but anyway... 220 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,974 You know what I do? I move furniture around. 221 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,222 So help me. Everything but the sofa, you know? 222 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:59,225 - And that's my remedy for insomnia. - [man chuckling] Isn't that marvelous? 223 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:03,434 My remedy is, ma'am, you just dial the hotel here, ask for Joe Buck. 224 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,145 - [Mrs. Drevin] I iron my husband's shirts. - Joe Buck. 225 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:10,320 [female announcer]...on The American Exchange, brought to you by Morgan Vandercook. 226 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,117 Up your income with sound investment... 227 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,286 Up your income, lady. 228 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:18,207 Asamera Oil: 20 and 7/8ths, up one and 5/8ths. 229 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:22,502 Commonwealth United: 22 and a half, up one and 3/8ths. 230 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,127 Mohawk Data Science is 64 and 5/8ths, down one and 1/8th. 231 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:30,252 Molybdenite Corporation of Canada: six, up one half. 232 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,680 Loews Theater warrants 34, up one and a half. 233 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:37,305 Merrill Island Mining: four and 1/16th, up 1/8th. 234 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:41,890 All the dealing before the Dow Jones Industrial A verage closed, up 6.25... 235 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:49,195 ♪ Everybody's talkin' at me ♪ 236 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,532 ♪ I don't hear a word they're sayin' ♪ 237 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:59,206 ♪ Only the echoes of my mind ♪ 238 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,954 ♪ People stoppin', starin' ♪ 239 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,920 ♪ I can't see their faces ♪ 240 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:15,301 ♪ Only the shadows of their eyes ♪ 241 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:20,140 ♪ I'm goin' where the sun keeps shinin' ♪ 242 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,892 ♪ Through the pourin' rain ♪ 243 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,816 ♪ Goin' where the weather ♪ 244 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:31,819 ♪ Suits my clothes ♪ 245 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:35,367 ♪ Bankin' off of the northeast winds ♪ 246 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:38,241 ♪ Sailin' on summer breeze ♪ 247 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,245 ♪ Skippin' over the ocean ♪ 248 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:46,170 ♪ Like a stone ♪ 249 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,416 ♪ Everybody's talkin' at me ♪ 250 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,094 ♪ Can't hear a word they're sayin' ♪ 251 00:16:55,556 --> 00:17:01,097 ♪ Only the echoes of my mind ♪ 252 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:08,355 ♪ I won't letyou leave my love behind ♪ 253 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,361 ♪ No, I won't let you ♪ 254 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:21,446 ♪ Leave ♪ 255 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,416 Beg your pardon, ma'am. 256 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:31,089 I'm new here in town, just in from Texas, you know, 257 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,167 and I'm lookin' for the Statue of Liberty. 258 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:44,511 Ma'am? 259 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,350 Were you serious? About the Statue of Liberty? 260 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,935 Oh, yes, ma'am. I mean business. 261 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,779 I'm sorry. I... 262 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,865 Well, the Statue of Liberty. 263 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,660 Well, I think you take the Seventh Avenue subway. 264 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:07,789 - No, wait a minute now... - You sure are a pretty lady. 265 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,039 You're not looking for the Statue of Liberty at all. 266 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,715 No, ma'am, I ain't. 267 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,919 Why, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. 268 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,654 [car horn beeping] 269 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,450 Come on, Baby. Do it for Mama. 270 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,616 Come on, Baby. Mama's tired. 271 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,085 - [dog barks] - Baby, come on. 272 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,463 Do it for Mama. 273 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,343 Hey, you little old dog. How you doin' there, scutter? 274 00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:01,388 They got you all gussied up for some damn thing, ain't they? 275 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,598 Uh, pardon me, ma'am. 276 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,846 Uh, I'm brand-spankin'- new in this here town, 277 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,474 and I was hopin' to get a look at the Statue of Liberty. 278 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:11,398 - Hopin' to get a look at what? - Uh, Statue of Liberty. 279 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,061 It's up in Central Park taking a leak. 280 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,521 If you'll hurry up, you'll catch the supper show. 281 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,996 He's picking something up for me. 282 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,667 [woman] Hi. I just got your message. 283 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,752 - How do you feel? - [man] Don't ask. 284 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,883 Oh, I had such a head. I loved your friend Mr. Needleman. 285 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,260 - The last of the great King Midases. - You ain't kiddin', baby. 286 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,094 Go, go, go. My God, I was exhausted. 287 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,645 It was beautiful, Maury, but... Oh, God! Stop! 288 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,974 - I'd die from that! - [man] Who's there? Who you talkin' to? 289 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,355 No, I was just talkin' to Baby. 290 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,027 - Baby? What baby? - [Baby barks] 291 00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:01,027 - I was talking to the dog, Maury! - Thatgoddamn dog. 292 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,359 Please. You're annoying me. Don't start up again. 293 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,114 - I'm annoying you? - Here, look. 294 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,446 Why don't you say hello to Baby, huh? 295 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,953 - Baby wants to say hello to you, Daddy. - [Baby barks, whimpers] 296 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,785 I don't wanna say hello to the dog, but... Oh, sh... Christ. 297 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,369 - Cass! - Go ahead. 298 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:18,298 - Daddy wants to say hello to you, Baby. - Hello, Baby. Hello, Baby. 299 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,171 Hello, you goddamn dog. 300 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,674 Bow-wow-wow, Baby. Bow-wow-wow. 301 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,597 - Am I gonna see you tonight? - Where do you wanna eat? 302 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,140 Wherever you say. 303 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,809 - Just you and me. No Needleman. - Hey, that's great. 304 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,262 - Catch an early supper at Lindy's. - What time? 305 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,599 Like 5:30. We don't have to rush. 306 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,605 - My wife's away. Her mother's sick. - [zipper unzipping] 307 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:38,936 Beautiful, baby. 308 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,941 I can stay all night, Cass. 309 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,863 - [barking, whining] - How 'bout a little kiss? 310 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:43,861 You got it. 311 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,910 A big wet one till I see ya. 312 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,872 Hey! [Maury chuckles] Hey, hold it, baby. 313 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,996 Save some of that for tonight, okay? [laughs] 314 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,452 - Love you. - Love you. 315 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,664 - Love you, Cass. - [Baby barking] 316 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,751 [Cass, Joe laughing] 317 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,345 [TV: static buzzes] 318 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:17,683 [host] Welcome to State Lines, the new telephone pun game. 319 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,939 - In our isolation booths... - [static buzzes] 320 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,395 Is it because I'm a stable hand? 321 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,822 One, two. One, two. 322 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,615 - And rest. How you feeling? - [woman] Oh, wow! 323 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,068 [dramatic soundtrack music playing] 324 00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,158 Do you think God is dead? 325 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,202 Suppose we just don't talk about it anymore. 326 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,999 - [whistling] - One... 327 00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,328 What would you say if I wanted to take my mother along? 328 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:38,207 Oh, my God! 329 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,129 It even makes black whiter. 330 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:42,458 - Bring your knees up. - Come on out. And they're... 331 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,213 - Ho-ho-ho! - [moaning] 332 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:45,506 [screaming] 333 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,343 - [Cass moaning] - [Joe] Whoo-hoo! 334 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,049 [Cass moans] 335 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,728 Hey, Cass. You know what you got here? 336 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,274 You got yourself a damn penthouse. 337 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,317 Real damn penthouse, Cass. 338 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,021 [Cass] Don't look, baby. 339 00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,070 Mmm! 340 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,823 Knock off a couple of pounds here and there and I'd really be a gorgeous chick. 341 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:11,949 Right, Baby? 342 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:14,247 Ugh! Don't touch, for God sakes. I'm late already. 343 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,074 What time is it? 344 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,704 Oh, my God! 345 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,916 Straighten out the bed for me, will ya, Tex. 346 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,419 Say, Cass. 347 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,006 I sure have enjoyed bein' here. 348 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:31,423 I believe it's as fine a time as I've ever had in my damn life. 349 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:32,928 Me too, lover. 350 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,930 Well, that's good. It is, 'cause, uh... 351 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,808 Well, hell, the way you make me feel so damn at home here, 352 00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:40,140 I almost hate to bring up business. 353 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:43,352 Yeah, it's murder, isn't it? What line are you in, sweetie? 354 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,357 Zip me up, will ya, Tex? 355 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:48,440 [sighs] Maury's always complaining about his ulcers. 356 00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:51,326 Yeah, well, I don't know what line Maury's in, 357 00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:55,577 but, uh, myself, now, I'm, uh, kinda a hustler. 358 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,373 Well, a person's gotta make a living. 359 00:22:58,252 --> 00:22:59,538 Uh, pardon me, ma'am? 360 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,666 I said, "A person's gotta make a living." 361 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,007 Are you sure you heard what I said? 362 00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,130 Sorry, Tex. My mind isn't all here. 363 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,303 I don't wanna be late for my date with Maury. 364 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,803 Listen, sweetie, why don't you run along and, um, take the number. 365 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,931 And we're gonna get in touch with each other real soon. Aren't we? 366 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,604 Would you believe that? 367 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:22,057 I forgot to get to the bank, and now it's too late. 368 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:25,235 Listen, I have to take a taxi. I need a few bucks. 369 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:28,439 I hate to ask you, but you're such a doll. 370 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:33,156 You know, Cass, that's a funny thing, you mentioning money, 371 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,329 'cause I was just about to ask you for some. 372 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,783 You were gonna ask me for money? Huh? 373 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:43,086 Well, hell, why do you think I come all the way up here from Texas for? 374 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:45,755 You were gonna ask me for money. 375 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,962 Who the hell do you think you're dealing with? 376 00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:51,841 Some old slut on 42nd Street? 377 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,639 In case you didn't happen to notice it, 378 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,887 you big Texas longhorn bull, 379 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:58,889 I'm one hell of a gorgeous chick! 380 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,687 - Well, now, Cass, take it easy now. - You heard it. At 28 years old. 381 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:05,063 You think you can come up here and pull this kind of crap up here? 382 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,690 - Well, you're out of your mind! - Cass, now, come on now. 383 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:11,148 I could kill you with my bare hands! Will ya get outta here! 384 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:14,325 [sobbing] Will you get outta here! 385 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,112 Oh, Cass, honey. 386 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,948 Cass, come on now. 387 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,704 [Baby yipping] 388 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,036 Cass... Hey, Cass. You think I meant that? 389 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:29,045 Would I be after you for money with a wad like I've got ridin' on my hip? 390 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:32,047 Now, come on. You stop your cryin'. You are one gorgeous chick. 391 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:35,596 Guy gets horny just lookin' at you. How much you want for that damn taxi? 392 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,675 How much you want now? Five? 393 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,969 Ten? You want ten? 394 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,644 Twenty? 395 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:49,144 There you go, girl. 396 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:51,696 [sniffling] 397 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:03,541 [song resumes: singer vocalizing] 398 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,389 Terrific shirt. 399 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:30,561 - Are you speakin' to me? - I was just admiring that colossal shirt. 400 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,771 I mean, that is one hell of a shirt. 401 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,152 I'll bet you paid a pretty price for it. Am I right? 402 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,655 - Oh, I ain't cheap. - Yeah. Birds. 403 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:40,988 - I say it's an all-right shirt. - I like birds. 404 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:44,620 I don't like to have a lot of, you know, cheap stuff on my back. 405 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,622 - Sure. - Hi, cowboy. 406 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:47,953 Got a cigarette? 407 00:25:48,756 --> 00:25:50,418 Hey, sweetheart. 408 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,300 More goddamn faggots in this town. 409 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,594 - Oh, kiss it, Ratso! - Up yours. 410 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,093 You gotta watch out for that. 411 00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:03,348 Hey, you really know the ropes. Damn. I wish I'd bumped into you before. 412 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:07,305 I'm Joe Buck from Texas. 413 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,140 Enrico Rizzo, from the Bronx. 414 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,897 And I'm gonna buy you a drink. What the hell you think of that? 415 00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:15,025 - Don't mind if I do. - Bartender, drinks all around. 416 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,947 And one for my friend here too. 417 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:20,823 I know when I give satisfaction. I give her satisfaction. 418 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:23,496 I mean, you see what I'm getting at here? 419 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,665 She's got a penthouse up there 420 00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:28,960 with a color TV and more goddamn diamonds than an archbishop. 421 00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:31,379 And she busts out bawlin' when I ask her for money. 422 00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:33,752 - For what? - For money. 423 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,799 Wait a minute. Money for what? 424 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:39,296 Well, hell, I'm a hustler. You didn't know that? 425 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:43,551 How am I supposed to know that? You gotta tell a person these things. 426 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:45,556 - I'm a hustler. - Shh. 427 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:48,937 All right. You're a hustler. 428 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:54,565 But, I mean, your pickin' up trade on the street like that, that's nowhere. 429 00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:57,272 I mean, you gotta get yourself some kind of management. 430 00:26:58,492 --> 00:27:00,279 I think you put your finger on it. 431 00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:02,361 You know what you need? 432 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,411 You need my friend O'Daniel. 433 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:06,706 He operates the biggest stable in town. 434 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,284 In fact, in the whole goddamn metropolitan area. 435 00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:11,290 It's stupid, a stud like you paying. 436 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,588 You don't wanna be stupid. I mean, I understand. 437 00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:16,257 A dame starts cryin', I'd cut my heart out for her. 438 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:19,177 I'd call that a very minor operation. 439 00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:21,676 In fact, you just sit comfy 440 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:24,849 and I'll cut it out with my fingernail file, Ratso. 441 00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:25,800 The name's Rizzo. 442 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,851 That's what I said. Ratso. 443 00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:30,476 - Hey. You heard him. - That's all right, Joe. 444 00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:33,024 I mean, you know, I'm used to these types 445 00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:35,067 that get their kicks pickin' on cripples. 446 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:38,113 - The sewer's full of them. - I wanna ask you one question, cowboy. 447 00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:41,859 If you're sitting over here, and he's sitting all the way over there, 448 00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:43,944 then how's he gonna get his hand into your pocket? 449 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:48,031 - Well, suppose you let me work... - Oh, but I guess he's got that all figured out. 450 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:49,707 Good night, sweets. 451 00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:51,705 Faggot. 452 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:53,286 - [man] Provolone. - Faggot. 453 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:56,043 Look, with these gals that wanna buy it, 454 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:58,671 most of them are old and dignified. 455 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,127 Social register types. You know what I mean? 456 00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:04,885 They can't be trottin' down to Times Square to pick out the merchandise. 457 00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:07,718 They gotta have some kind of a middleman. 458 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:10,554 That's where O'Daniel comes in. You know what I mean? 459 00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:13,731 - [tires screech, horn honks] - Hey, I'm walkin' here! 460 00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:15,809 I'm walkin' here! 461 00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:17,519 - Up yours, you son of a bitch! - Get out of the way! 462 00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:19,696 You don't talk to me that way! Get outta here! 463 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:21,397 [horn honking] 464 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:25,368 Don't worry about that. 465 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:28,197 Actually, that ain't a bad way to pick up insurance. 466 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:33,251 [Ratso] It's crazy, a stud like you paying that dame that you told me about double sawbucks. 467 00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:35,044 You know, with proper management, 468 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:38,669 you could be takin' home $50, maybe $100 a day, easy. 469 00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:41,672 Hey, Brucie. Hang in there, baby. 470 00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:43,465 What's that? 471 00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:47,594 Him I placed with O'Daniel about two weeks ago. 472 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:50,017 He ain't much of a stud either, from what I hear. 473 00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:00,236 All right, all right. 474 00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:01,563 - Hey, horse. - [Ratso coughs] 475 00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:04,400 How about you take me to meet this Mr. O'Diddleburg right now? 476 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,110 - What do you say about that? - Well, Joe, you're a nice guy. 477 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:10,868 And I'd be doin' both of youse a favor. But, you know, for what? 478 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:14,292 What am I draggin' my bum leg around town for, you know? 479 00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:18,463 Tomorrow, some peach like that is liable to be scratching your back over there at the Plaza. 480 00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:20,540 And where am I gonna be, you know? Where? 481 00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:24,753 H-Hold on. Hold it right there. You think I'm that kind of a son of a bitch? 482 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,758 Well, you just name your cut. 483 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:29,306 Whatever you want, you got it right now. I swear. 484 00:29:29,393 --> 00:29:30,554 It's all right. 485 00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:32,556 What you want? Five? Ten? 486 00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:36,139 What, are you kidding me? You know what? I'd "ax" somebody else. 487 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:39,647 - There's ten right there. - All right, all right. Forget it. 488 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,477 I'll take the ten. 489 00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:43,813 But when I take you over to see Mr. O'Daniel, 490 00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:47,275 I'm gonna have to have another ten just to cover expenses. All right? 491 00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:48,655 - Uh... - Come on. 492 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:51,032 I'll buy youse coffee. On me. [coughing] 493 00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:55,749 Get outta here. Come on. Bunch of creeps. Go to work. 494 00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:01,339 He needs you right now. Tonight. 495 00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:03,542 I got his tongue hangin' out. 496 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,673 He... His name is Joe Buck. He's a cowboy. 497 00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:09,801 He just, uh... Just came in from Texas. He, uh... Very new to the city. 498 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,427 He don't quite know the ropes. 499 00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:14,477 But he's very promising material, sir, if you know what I mean. 500 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,563 [Ratso] Fabulous. Right away. 501 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,437 What's your, uh, room number there again, sir? 502 00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:22,443 Right. Okay. 503 00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:30,194 901. You got it? Hey, hold it a second, will ya? 504 00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:33,196 Let's see how you look. 505 00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:35,782 Fine. Fine. 506 00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:37,287 You look fine. 507 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:40,336 Uh, think I could have that other ten now? 508 00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:43,373 Where can I reach you? 509 00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:46,084 'Cause I'm gon' make this thing right with you soon as I get me set up. 510 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,636 - Forget it. - I mean it, damn it. Where do you live? 511 00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:50,884 Uh, it's the Sherry-Netherlands Hotel. 512 00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:53,432 Chevy-Netherlands Hotel. [murmuring] Chevy-Netherlands Hotel. 513 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:56,386 Hurry up now. Get your ass in there. He's waitin'. Go ahead. 514 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,346 Come on. What, are you on vacation? 515 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,899 [Ratso] Don't close the doors on me. What's the matter with you? 516 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:04,978 [jazz trumpet playing] 517 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:12,906 [trumpet continues playing] 518 00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:15,829 You must be Joe Buck. 519 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:17,578 Yes, sir, I am. 520 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,659 Come on in. Let's take a look at you. 521 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:27,754 - [door closes] - [trumpet continues playing, faint] 522 00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:30,382 Turn round. Turn round. 523 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:35,641 Good, strong back. You're gonna need it. 524 00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:38,178 Yeah. 525 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:40,684 So you want help, eh? 526 00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:42,936 Yeah. Sit down, sit down. Relax. 527 00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:45,268 Yeah. 528 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:50,985 Cowboy, eh? 529 00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:55,946 Uh, w-well, sir, I... I ain't a for-real cowboy. 530 00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,998 But I am one hell of a stud! [chuckles] 531 00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:00,541 Take it easy, boy. 532 00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:06,252 Seems to me you're different from most of the boys that come to me. 533 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:09,300 Most of those boys are troubled and confused. 534 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:13,467 I'd say you know exactly what you want. 535 00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:15,799 - You bet I do, sir. - Yeah. 536 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:21,851 But I'll bet you got one thing in common with those other boys. 537 00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:24,603 I'll bet you're lonesome. 538 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,065 Well, not too. 539 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:31,773 I mean, a little. 540 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:33,779 Yeah. 541 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:35,656 Lonesome! 542 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:39,744 "I'm lonesome, so I'm a drunk." 543 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:42,576 - "I'm lonesome, so I'm a dope fiend." - [woman] Oh, shut up! 544 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,661 "I'm lonesome, so I'm a thief." 545 00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:47,121 - "I'm lonesome, so I'm a fornicator!" - [banging on wall] 546 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,831 - "A whoremonger!" - [woman] Shut up, you phony! 547 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:50,712 Poop, I say! Poop! 548 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,384 I've heard it all. 549 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:55,555 I've heard it all, and I'm sick of it. Sick to death of it! 550 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,257 - Yes, sir, I can see that. - Lonesomeness. 551 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:02,436 Lonesomeness is something you take, you hear? 552 00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:05,265 Damn it, you take it and you go right on with your work. 553 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:08,226 - I'm rarin' to go, sir. - Yes, I believe you are. 554 00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:11,274 - Cowboy, eh? - Yes, sir. 555 00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:13,731 Yeah. Ready for some hard work, son? 556 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,691 - I'm ready for anything. - Yeah. 557 00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:19,699 I reckon it's gonna be a lot easier for you, Joe Buck, than for most others. 558 00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:23,078 - It's gonna be like money from home, sir. - Money from home! 559 00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:25,535 There's your strength, son. See? 560 00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:29,168 You've got the way of putting things earthy so that anybody can understand them. 561 00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:32,709 I warn you, Joe Buck. I'm gonna use you. 562 00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:35,378 I'm gonna run you ragged! 563 00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:37,930 - Whoo-hah! - [laughing] 564 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:41,225 You're wonderful, boy. You and me, we're gonna have fun together. 565 00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:44,224 - It don't have to be joyless. - Hell, no, it don't have to be. 566 00:33:44,898 --> 00:33:47,857 Say, why don't you and me 567 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:50,936 get right down on our knees right now? 568 00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:53,320 How's that strike you? 569 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:56,319 - Where? - Right here! 570 00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:57,866 Here! Here! 571 00:33:57,953 --> 00:33:59,239 Right now! 572 00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:01,992 - Why not? Why not? - [speakers: Pentecostal hymn playing] 573 00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:05,701 I've prayed on the streets. I've prayed in the saloons. 574 00:34:05,794 --> 00:34:07,410 I've prayed in the toilets. 575 00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:10,963 It don't matter where, so long as he gets that prayer! 576 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,086 - [hymn continues] - Shit! 577 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,168 Aah! That's the ticket, boy! 578 00:34:15,262 --> 00:34:17,299 Just open your heart a little more! 579 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:20,097 What's the matter, as long as you get that love... 580 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:22,049 Don't be frightened, son! 581 00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:25,386 I baptize thee, my brother, in the name of the Father... 582 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,312 [O'Daniel] And you shall be heard! 583 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:30,608 - [pastor] the Son and the Holy Spirit. - [O'Daniel] Don't be frightened, son! 584 00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:34,153 [O'Daniel] No! Don't run from Jesus! 585 00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:07,470 [screaming] 586 00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:17,855 - [no audio] - [train brakes screeching] 587 00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:27,745 [funk rock music playing] 588 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:37,251 Hey. You know that runty little bastard I was with? 589 00:35:37,344 --> 00:35:38,710 No, I don't know nothing, man. 590 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:41,011 [laughing] 591 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,178 [laughing continues] 592 00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:46,930 Stop it! 593 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:51,139 Stop it! Stop it, stop it, stop it! 594 00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:06,070 [man laughing] Now, what's that monstrosity down there? 595 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,746 [man 2] That's a toupee for dogs. 596 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,994 - For dogs? - This is Fifi's wig. 597 00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:12,418 That... That's for that dog? 598 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,336 [audience, host laughing] 599 00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:17,881 I don't believe this dog. There's something going on here. 600 00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:19,583 There's something going on here. 601 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,465 Now, really, seriously, 602 00:36:21,554 --> 00:36:26,140 isn't this really a case of conning a lot of lonely people? 603 00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:28,434 [woman] Well, lonely people, yes. Who else would do it? 604 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,512 A woman with a lot of children wouldn't have time. 605 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:33,564 When they have no children, a woman who is alone... 606 00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:35,607 [Grandma Sally] There's a TV dinner in the fridge, lover boy. 607 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:38,607 Expect me when you see me. I'll leave you movie money. 608 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,438 [TV: audience laughing] 609 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:45,448 [TV: host] I think that's sick. Dressing up a dog to look like a child? 610 00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:50,994 - [man 2] This is in case she meets another... - [host] Oh, no! That's terrible! 611 00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:52,416 That's terrible! 612 00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:54,243 [audience laughing] 613 00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:57,587 Trying to hold this... 614 00:36:57,674 --> 00:37:00,087 [audience continues laughing] 615 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:09,930 - [muttering, indistinct] - [coin dropping] 616 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:27,819 [radio: male announcer] Gold and silver and candlelight. 617 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,245 Wine and skyrockets 618 00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:33,699 and butterfly thoughts that glitter in your mind. 619 00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:37,620 [radio: female announcer] You're special. 620 00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:39,922 Give yourselfspecial treatment. 621 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:44,801 [radio: male announcer] Need money? We'd love to lend it to you. 622 00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:48,055 [radio: female announcer] Why worry about your future? 623 00:37:48,141 --> 00:37:51,509 What do you want more than anything in the world? 624 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,640 [radio: male announcer] Take it easy, but take it. 625 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:04,355 [Joe] Key to room 514, please, sir. 626 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:17,702 Looks like, uh, you've been locked out of your room, buddy. 627 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:21,164 - Till you pick up the tab. - Well, what about all my things and all? 628 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:25,627 Oh, we keep them nice and safe till you get this thing settled. 629 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,382 Listen, I'll tell you what. 630 00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:30,931 You can keep all the rest of the goddamn junk if you just let me have the suitcase. 631 00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:32,633 Suitcase means a lot to me. 632 00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:34,969 We keep everything. House rules. 633 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:05,591 [woman] ♪ It wasn't the queen of diamonds ♪ 634 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,053 ♪ I drew first ♪ 635 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:11,425 ♪ Mm-mmm ♪ 636 00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:16,223 ♪ Instead I got ♪ 637 00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:19,430 ♪ The ace ofspades ♪ 638 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:22,938 ♪ The ace ofspades reversed ♪ 639 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:25,019 ♪ Mm-mm-mmm ♪ 640 00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:28,151 - ♪ He quit me ♪ - Y'all gonna eat them crackers? 641 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:34,613 ♪ He up and quit me, man ♪ 642 00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:39,450 ♪ He quit me, yeah ♪ 643 00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:47,212 ♪ He up and quit me, man, yeah ♪ 644 00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:51,921 ♪ It wasn't because ♪ 645 00:39:52,682 --> 00:39:57,518 ♪ I didn't treat him kind ♪ 646 00:39:57,604 --> 00:40:00,267 ♪ Whoa-ohh-ohh ♪ 647 00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:02,268 ♪ And you know, I wonder ♪ 648 00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:05,442 ♪ Who put leavin' ♪ 649 00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:07,986 ♪ Who put leavin' on his mind ♪ 650 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:09,404 ♪ 'Cause it wasn't me ♪ 651 00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:12,983 ♪ No, no, no, no ♪ 652 00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:14,943 ♪ 'Cause he quit me ♪ 653 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:17,576 ♪ He's gone, gone, gone ♪ 654 00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:21,500 ♪ He up and quit me, man ♪ 655 00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:24,420 ♪ Whoa, yeah ♪ 656 00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:26,918 ♪ Oh, he quit me, man ♪ 657 00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:29,671 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 658 00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:34,506 ♪ He up and quit me, man, ohh ♪ 659 00:40:37,477 --> 00:40:39,639 I spilled some on my pants. 660 00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:50,776 Can you tell me how I get to Grand Central? 661 00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:52,777 Surely. You follow the green lights. 662 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:58,488 Uh, Officer. How do I get to Grand Central? 663 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:11,338 You know what you gotta do, cowboy? 664 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:16,464 [sirens wailing] 665 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:29,268 [sirens continue wailing] 666 00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:53,000 [astronaut] Spacecraft to Earth Control. Check trajectory. 667 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:57,304 We have a malfunction of our instruments. Captain Grace is investigating. 668 00:41:57,390 --> 00:42:01,600 Orbital module has failed to separate from upper stage booster as planned. 669 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,639 [man on radio] Earth Control to spacecraft. 670 00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:11,603 You have 30 seconds before you are ejected into lunar trajectory. 671 00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:14,404 Only 30 seconds. Do you read me? 672 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,947 [astronaut] Spacecraft to Earth Control. I read you. 673 00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:38,420 Chuck! Chuck! I've lost you! 674 00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:40,597 Spacecraft to Earth Control. 675 00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:42,640 We've lost contact with Captain Grace. 676 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:45,595 - Can you track him? - [Annie's voice] Kiss me, Joe. Kiss me. 677 00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:47,975 [man on radio] Earth Control to spacecraft. He's in free fall. 678 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:49,773 Keep trying to make contact. 679 00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:54,436 [moaning] 680 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:57,739 You're the only one, Joe. You're the only one. 681 00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:03,742 [young man] Listen, kissin' Crazy Annie, man, you better drink a whole damn drugstore. 682 00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:11,003 Kiss me, Joe. Kiss me. 683 00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:12,421 [Annie sighs] 684 00:43:17,136 --> 00:43:20,095 Oh! You're the only one, Joe! 685 00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:22,173 [rocket engine roaring] 686 00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:27,644 [coughs] 687 00:43:29,982 --> 00:43:33,521 - I'm awful damn sorry you're sick. - [boy gagging, groaning] 688 00:43:35,071 --> 00:43:37,905 But you're gonna have to give me that money, like you said. 689 00:43:40,201 --> 00:43:43,239 I was lying. I don't have it. 690 00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:45,366 What are you gonna do to me? 691 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:48,415 - You ain't got no $25 on you? - No. 692 00:43:49,502 --> 00:43:51,710 What are you gonna do to me? 693 00:43:51,796 --> 00:43:54,209 Well, what in the hell do you think I'm gonna do? 694 00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:57,006 What do you want me to do with you, boy? You want me to beat on you? 695 00:43:57,093 --> 00:43:58,925 - Is that what you want? - No. No. No. 696 00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:00,968 - How much you got in your pockets? - Nothing. 697 00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:03,798 You're gonna empty your pockets out right over there. 698 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:10,262 - Take my books. - I don't want your damn books! 699 00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:11,847 - How much is that thing worth? - No. No. 700 00:44:11,941 --> 00:44:14,854 Don't... Don't take my watch. Please. 701 00:44:14,944 --> 00:44:18,483 Don't take it. Don't take it. It's only a cheap watch. I... 702 00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:21,657 It's not worth anything. I can't go home without it either. Please. 703 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:24,610 My mother would die. Don't take it. 704 00:44:24,704 --> 00:44:27,117 I can't go home. She'd die. 705 00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:31,412 She would die. Please. 706 00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:38,374 I don't want your damn watch. 707 00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:42,295 [brass band playing march] 708 00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:47,887 [announcer] Preparing for this brief moment ofglory at halftime, 709 00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:52,722 a basic training as rigorous as the star footballplayers themselves. 710 00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:57,901 Long hours ofprecision choreography that would put the Rockettes to shame. 711 00:44:57,987 --> 00:45:02,322 Musical arrangements, rehearsals, costume fittings. 712 00:45:02,408 --> 00:45:04,821 A production in Hollywood's finest tradition. 713 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,703 [radio: man] There's an invasion ofAmerica going on. 714 00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:15,331 You can spot the invaders easily if they're by themselves. 715 00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:19,040 They're dark, heavy, and have noticeable accents. 716 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:22,717 Every day they're working themselves into more homes. 717 00:45:22,803 --> 00:45:26,467 - What can you do about these invaders? - [guitar strumming] 718 00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:28,765 Enjoy them. November, Better Homes and Gardens 719 00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:31,639 tells you about the invasion of the stylish furniture from Spain. 720 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:34,972 Come on, now. Don't hit me. Come on, now. I'm a cripple! 721 00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:36,728 - I ain't gonna hit you. - Come on, now! 722 00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:38,934 - I'm gonna strangle you to death! - Now, wait a minute. 723 00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:41,645 Only first, I'm gonna shake you out right here and now. 724 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,230 - Where's my money? - Here. 725 00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:46,032 - You put it right there, boy. - All right. All right. Here. 726 00:45:47,370 --> 00:45:49,612 Here. That's all I got. Here. That's it. 727 00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:51,571 That's all you got? 728 00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:54,500 - What you got in your socks? - Nothin'. I swear to God. 729 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,998 I swear on my mother's eyes. Here. Nothin'. 730 00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:59,171 Here, 64 cents. Go ahead. 731 00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:01,169 Come on. I want you to have it. 732 00:46:01,259 --> 00:46:03,421 It's sticky. What'd you do, slobber on it? 733 00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:05,628 - Here. Here. Have a cigarette. - I don't wanna touch it. 734 00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:07,800 Come on. 735 00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:10,924 Come on. 736 00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:14,473 [match strikes] 737 00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:18,189 Come on. Sit down. 738 00:46:20,528 --> 00:46:23,566 How do you like that O'Daniel, flippin' out like that? 739 00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:25,522 [chuckles, laughs] 740 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:29,986 I tried to get in touch with you when I heard, but I was laid up with this cold. 741 00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:32,822 [coughing] 742 00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:37,417 Hey, you want some free medical advice? 743 00:46:37,503 --> 00:46:40,166 You just keep your damn mouth shut about that night. 744 00:46:40,256 --> 00:46:41,463 Right. Fine. Okay. 745 00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:44,508 Fine. Okay. Another subject. 746 00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:47,210 Where you livin' at? You still at the hotel? 747 00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:51,590 What am I doin', talkin' to you, damn it? 748 00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:55,101 Hey, come on! 749 00:46:56,939 --> 00:47:00,353 - Hey! Hey, wait up, for Christ's sake! - You keep away from me! You hear? 750 00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:03,186 You come near me again, I'm gonna snatch you bald-headed, boy. 751 00:47:03,279 --> 00:47:06,772 I'm invitin' you. If you're not located, I got a place. 752 00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:11,159 - I'm invitin' you, goddamn it! - You're inviting. Shit! 753 00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:16,369 [Ratso] The "X" on the windows means the landlord can't collect rent, 754 00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:18,826 which is a convenience on account of it's condemned. 755 00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:25,044 Front door. I don't care. Actually, I prefer it that way. 756 00:47:25,134 --> 00:47:27,592 Keeps the punks and the creeps outta here. 757 00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:35,343 Got my own private entrance here. 758 00:47:36,062 --> 00:47:38,395 You're the only one who knows about it. 759 00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:45,481 Watch the plank, watch the plank. You'll break your goddamn skull. 760 00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,483 No way to collect insurance. 761 00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:51,274 Okay, okay, okay. 762 00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:56,238 Oh, there's glass there. 763 00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:01,034 Oh, I've been meaning to take that fridge up. 764 00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:02,539 Get it, will you? 765 00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:07,295 - Need any help? - No, I don't need no help from you. 766 00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:10,719 You okay? 767 00:48:11,806 --> 00:48:13,217 It's not far. 768 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:15,469 [radio clicks on, announcer speaking] 769 00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:17,516 It's just one more up. 770 00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:20,516 All the electric's off. I don't mess with Con Edison. 771 00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:22,438 Just another convenience, huh? 772 00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:25,438 But the icebox will keep the roaches from gettin' in the perishables. 773 00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:27,986 [panting] Where did you steal this damn thing? 774 00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:30,780 What do you mean, steal it? It's been sittin' down there for weeks. 775 00:48:30,866 --> 00:48:34,530 - I don't mean now. I mean before then. - Don't get a hernia. You know what I mean? 776 00:48:35,871 --> 00:48:38,864 [radio: pop music playing] 777 00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:43,869 Go ahead. Just drop it anywhere. 778 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:48,836 [frequencies tuning] 779 00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:52,799 - [clicks off] - [coughs] 780 00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:54,845 Not, uh... Not bad, huh? 781 00:48:59,979 --> 00:49:02,392 [toilet flushing] 782 00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:06,392 There's no heat here, but, uh, you know, 783 00:49:06,485 --> 00:49:09,694 by the time winter comes, uh, I'll be in Florida. 784 00:49:10,406 --> 00:49:12,398 Hey, uh, do you want to stretch out here? 785 00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:16,652 Make yourself comfortable? 786 00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:23,533 Okay... 787 00:49:25,171 --> 00:49:28,335 Go ahead. Why don't you take a... take a nap? 788 00:49:42,563 --> 00:49:44,646 Would you like a cup of coffee? 789 00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:48,521 [water running] 790 00:50:11,634 --> 00:50:14,342 Joe? Do you love me, Joe? 791 00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:21,679 [thunder rumbling] 792 00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:25,262 You're the only one, Joe. You're the only one. 793 00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:29,182 [no audible dialogue] 794 00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:41,077 [man whispering] Charlie, don't you think she's pretty? 795 00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:43,701 [no audible dialogue] 796 00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:51,625 - [voices whispering] - Charlie, don't you think she's pretty? 797 00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:52,796 Charlie... 798 00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:57,169 - [glass shattering] - [Sally] Charlie, do you hear me? 799 00:50:57,263 --> 00:51:00,677 - I said stop that! - [siren wailing] 800 00:51:09,942 --> 00:51:12,605 He's the one. He's the only one. 801 00:51:23,956 --> 00:51:25,993 [Annie] He's the one. 802 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:28,166 He's the only one. 803 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:34,423 - [bottle shatters] - [siren wailing] 804 00:51:37,511 --> 00:51:41,346 [radio: frequencies tuning] 805 00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:46,601 - [radio: man] Casualty reports have been issued. - [groaning] 806 00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:50,647 The American information officer says there have been 429 American casualties. 807 00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:52,725 429 on the death list. 808 00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:56,482 This as opposed to 643 South Vietnamese soldiers on the death list. 809 00:51:56,572 --> 00:51:58,359 Wait a minute. Hey, what... 810 00:51:58,449 --> 00:51:59,906 - [radio clicks off] - What's the mat... 811 00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:01,654 What's the matter? 812 00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:05,787 Where's my boots? Where's my damn boots? 813 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,082 Over there. 814 00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:14,129 [Ratso coughs] 815 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,126 How'd they get off me? 816 00:52:16,216 --> 00:52:18,128 I took 'em off. 817 00:52:19,887 --> 00:52:21,344 Wh-What for? 818 00:52:21,430 --> 00:52:24,969 What do you mean, what for? So you could sleep. I mean, Christ. 819 00:52:29,313 --> 00:52:31,646 Smart thing for me to do is haul my ass outta here. 820 00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:34,686 What's the matter now? 821 00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:39,028 Well, y-you want me to stay here. You're after somethin'. What you after? 822 00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:46,369 - You don't look like no fag. - What's that supposed to mean? 823 00:52:47,956 --> 00:52:50,323 Want me to stay here tonight. That's the idea, ain't it? 824 00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:53,376 Look, I'm not forcing you. I mean, who's forcing you? 825 00:52:53,462 --> 00:52:57,422 Oh, I'm sorry. I truly am. I must've got the wrong impression then. 826 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:01,593 Okay. Okay, boy. 827 00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:08,429 Look, I want you to stay, all right? 828 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:10,511 I goddamn invited you, didn't I? 829 00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:16,900 Well, I hope you know what you're in for. 830 00:53:16,985 --> 00:53:19,477 I'm a truly dangerous person. I am. 831 00:53:19,571 --> 00:53:21,938 If someone does me bad like you... 832 00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:25,321 If I'd have caught you that night, there would've been one dead Ratso long about now. 833 00:53:25,411 --> 00:53:27,152 You understand me? 834 00:53:28,163 --> 00:53:29,699 You hear? 835 00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:31,201 I'm impressed. You're a killer. 836 00:53:32,376 --> 00:53:33,708 [sighs] 837 00:53:34,878 --> 00:53:38,497 So, if I'm gonna stay here a couple days, I just thought you should know. That's all. 838 00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:52,556 "Property of the YMCA." 839 00:53:53,522 --> 00:53:55,855 Sometimes you make me wanna puke, Ratso. 840 00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:59,310 [coughing] 841 00:54:01,530 --> 00:54:03,692 Joe, uh, do me one favor, huh? 842 00:54:07,035 --> 00:54:10,153 - This is my place. Am I wrong? - No, you ain't wrong. 843 00:54:11,165 --> 00:54:15,205 You know, in my own place, my name ain't Ratso. 844 00:54:16,628 --> 00:54:20,121 I mean, it just so happens that in my own place, my name... 845 00:54:20,215 --> 00:54:22,628 is Enrico Salvatore Rizzo. 846 00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:26,089 Well, hell, I can't say all that. 847 00:54:28,140 --> 00:54:29,381 Rico, then. 848 00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:33,093 At least call me Rico in my own goddamn place. 849 00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:35,554 Okay. Rico, Rico, Rico. 850 00:54:35,647 --> 00:54:38,185 Rico, Rico, Rico, Rico. Is that enough for you? 851 00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,767 That's fine. Give me a pillow. 852 00:54:40,861 --> 00:54:42,727 Come on. Give me one of those pillows. 853 00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:51,365 [coughing] 854 00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:53,492 Keep your meat hooks off my radio. 855 00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:56,620 [coughing] 856 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,708 Rico, Rico. 857 00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:07,760 [coughing] 858 00:55:19,483 --> 00:55:20,974 Are you here again? 859 00:55:21,068 --> 00:55:23,435 Didn't I tell you once before to keep away from here? 860 00:55:23,529 --> 00:55:25,566 - Easy, easy. - Every time you take stuff from me! 861 00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:28,148 - Will you get out of here! - That ain't nice, pickin' on a crippled boy! 862 00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:32,486 - Ah, cripple or not, I don't care! - Who the hell do you think you are, goddamn it? 863 00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:35,572 [shouting in Italian] 864 00:55:41,296 --> 00:55:42,958 [radio: country music playing] 865 00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:46,837 The two basic items necessary to sustain life 866 00:55:46,927 --> 00:55:50,091 are sunshine and coconut milk. 867 00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:53,427 Did you know that? 868 00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:55,224 That's a fact. 869 00:55:55,310 --> 00:55:58,724 In Florida, you got a terrific amount of coconut trees there. 870 00:55:58,814 --> 00:56:02,478 In fact, I think they even got 'em in the, uh, gas stations over there. 871 00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:04,896 And ladies. 872 00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:08,567 You know that in Miami you got, uh... 873 00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:10,148 Are you listenin' to me? 874 00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:13,534 You got more ladies in Miami 875 00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:16,408 than in any resort area in the country there. 876 00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:21,209 I think per capita, on a given day, there's probably 300 of 'em on the beach. 877 00:56:22,504 --> 00:56:24,416 In fact, you can't even scratch yourself 878 00:56:24,506 --> 00:56:27,374 without getting a belly button up the old kazoo there. 879 00:56:27,467 --> 00:56:29,174 It's hot. Let's go. 880 00:56:30,012 --> 00:56:31,378 Come on! 881 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:33,671 [radio clicks off] 882 00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:42,225 Hey. 883 00:56:44,693 --> 00:56:46,730 Smells worse hot than it did cold. 884 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:50,484 All right, startin' tomorrow, you cook your own goddamn dinner. 885 00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:53,362 Or you get one of your rich Park Avenue ladies to cook for you. 886 00:56:53,452 --> 00:56:55,660 - I'm eatin' it. I'm eatin' it, see? - In her penthouse. 887 00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:59,114 Look, I'm eatin' this shit, Ratso. Mmm, good! Mmm. 888 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,173 - It's good. - I gotta get outta here. 889 00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:12,301 I gotta get outta here. 890 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:27,517 Miami Beach. That's where you could score. 891 00:57:27,611 --> 00:57:29,944 Anybody can score there, even you. 892 00:57:31,323 --> 00:57:35,943 In New York, no rich lady with any class at all buys that cowboy crap anymore. 893 00:57:36,036 --> 00:57:38,198 They're laughin' at you on the street. 894 00:57:39,331 --> 00:57:41,197 Ain't nobody laughin' at me on the street. 895 00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:44,159 Behind your back, I seen 'em laughin' at you, fella. 896 00:57:44,252 --> 00:57:46,164 Oh, what the hell do you know about women anyway? 897 00:57:46,254 --> 00:57:48,746 When's the last time you scored, boy? 898 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,923 That's a matter I only talk about at confession. 899 00:57:51,510 --> 00:57:53,217 We're not talkin' about me now. 900 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,465 Well, when was the last time you been to confession? 901 00:57:55,555 --> 00:57:58,548 That's between me and my confessor. And I'll tell you another thing. 902 00:57:58,642 --> 00:58:00,759 Frankly, you're beginning to smell. 903 00:58:01,436 --> 00:58:03,223 And for a stud in New York, that's a handicap. 904 00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:05,054 Don't talk to me about clean. 905 00:58:05,148 --> 00:58:08,641 I ain't never seen you change your underwear once the whole time I've been here in New York. 906 00:58:08,735 --> 00:58:11,694 - And that's pretty peculiar behavior. - I don't have to do that kind of thing in public. 907 00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:14,864 - I ain't got no need to expose myself. - No, I'll bet you don't! 908 00:58:14,950 --> 00:58:18,068 I bet you ain't never even been laid! How 'bout that? 909 00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:20,153 And you're gonna tell me what appeals to women. 910 00:58:20,247 --> 00:58:23,081 I know enough to know that that great big dumb cowboy crap of yours 911 00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:27,080 don't appeal to nobody except every jacky on 42nd Street! 912 00:58:27,796 --> 00:58:29,412 That's faggot stuff! 913 00:58:30,048 --> 00:58:32,882 You wanna call it by its name, that's strictly for fags. 914 00:58:34,136 --> 00:58:37,629 John Wayne! Are you gonna tell me he's a fag? 915 00:58:54,406 --> 00:58:58,241 I like the way I look. It makes me feel good. It does. 916 00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:02,069 And women like me, goddamn it. 917 00:59:02,164 --> 00:59:05,282 Hell, the only one thing I've ever been good for is lovin'. 918 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,412 Women go crazy for me. That's a really true fact. 919 00:59:07,502 --> 00:59:10,085 Ratso, hell, Crazy Annie, they had to send her away. 920 00:59:10,172 --> 00:59:13,836 Then how come you ain't scored once the whole time you've been in New York? 921 00:59:14,634 --> 00:59:18,423 'Cause I need management, goddamn it! 'Cause you stole $20 off of me! 922 00:59:18,513 --> 00:59:21,722 And that's why you're gonna stop crappin' around about Florida 923 00:59:21,808 --> 00:59:25,267 and get your skinny butt movin', earn $20 worth of management, 924 00:59:25,353 --> 00:59:26,969 which you owe me. 925 00:59:30,942 --> 00:59:33,150 [giggling] 926 00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:39,073 [women speaking Italian] 927 00:59:42,871 --> 00:59:45,830 [Italian continues] 928 00:59:52,506 --> 00:59:54,338 Signora... [speaking Italian] 929 00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:56,916 A woman in your condition shouldn't have to do all this. 930 00:59:57,010 --> 00:59:59,969 [speaking Italian] 931 01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:02,047 Boy, you have a lot of laundry here. 932 01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:03,756 [Italian continues] 933 01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:06,843 [chattering in Italian] 934 01:00:12,192 --> 01:00:13,308 [Italian continues] 935 01:00:13,401 --> 01:00:15,643 [Joe] Well, it just ain't right, cheatin' from a pregnant lady. 936 01:00:15,737 --> 01:00:18,445 - What did it cost her? - What do you mean, what'd it cost her? 937 01:00:18,532 --> 01:00:21,946 Get outta here. The laundry syndicate lost a couple of coins. I'm cryin'. 938 01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:23,651 - That's it, sir. - All right. 939 01:00:23,745 --> 01:00:26,658 That's good. Sir, where's mine? The black homburg. 940 01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:29,741 - I-I brought it in at the same time. - Well, I tell you, I don't know. 941 01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:33,579 You no have a hat here, mister. You gotta bring me the ticket. 942 01:00:33,672 --> 01:00:36,039 What about that black homburg right up there? Up in there. 943 01:00:36,133 --> 01:00:37,840 Is that... Is that it right there? 944 01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:41,673 - You want... A ticket? Here's my ticket. - All right. 945 01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:44,346 It's right there on the corner. You wanna get it, right over there? 946 01:00:44,432 --> 01:00:46,219 All right. I'll look 'em over. 947 01:00:46,309 --> 01:00:48,551 [Ratso] Keep goin'. Up to the top. 948 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,307 Right in the corner there. The top one. 949 01:00:50,397 --> 01:00:54,641 [cleaner] No, you know, it not belong to yours. It belong somebody else. 950 01:00:54,734 --> 01:00:55,724 Hey! 951 01:00:55,819 --> 01:00:58,937 [pop music on radio] 952 01:01:01,408 --> 01:01:07,279 [people singing on radio] ♪ Where the sleeping cities lie ♪ 953 01:01:07,372 --> 01:01:09,739 ♪ One bright night ♪ 954 01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:16,251 ♪ I'm gonna fly right out my window ♪ 955 01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:21,209 ♪ Gonna fly so high in the night sky ♪ 956 01:01:21,303 --> 01:01:25,297 ♪ That the people below Won't see me go by ♪ 957 01:01:25,390 --> 01:01:28,883 Hey, you're pretty damn good at that. I bet you could make a livin' at it if you tried. 958 01:01:28,977 --> 01:01:31,469 And end up a hunchback like my old man? 959 01:01:31,563 --> 01:01:34,931 If you think I'm crippled, you should've caught him at the end of the day. 960 01:01:59,799 --> 01:02:03,133 My old man spent 14 hours a day down in that subway. 961 01:02:04,262 --> 01:02:08,552 He'd come home at night, two, three dollars' worth of change stained with shoe polish. 962 01:02:08,642 --> 01:02:13,057 Stupid bastard coughed his lungs out from breathin' in that wax all day. 963 01:02:15,273 --> 01:02:18,311 Even the faggot undertaker couldn't get his nails clean. 964 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:21,944 They had to bury him with gloves on. 965 01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:26,566 Okay, go ahead. Come on. Take a look. 966 01:02:28,370 --> 01:02:30,362 Don't rush me, boy. 967 01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:32,447 Gotta take your time here. 968 01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:34,957 Get myself primed up, 969 01:02:35,043 --> 01:02:38,627 like I was turnin' on the charm for some pretty little blonde lady, you know? 970 01:02:39,130 --> 01:02:42,544 Then when I'm feeling cool and good, I spin around. 971 01:02:45,136 --> 01:02:47,628 And there you are, you handsome devil, you. 972 01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:50,013 Not bad. 973 01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:51,716 Not bad. 974 01:02:55,188 --> 01:02:56,474 For a cowboy. 975 01:02:59,442 --> 01:03:01,024 You're okay. 976 01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:04,402 You're okay. 977 01:03:08,493 --> 01:03:10,485 [woman chattering, faint] 978 01:03:10,578 --> 01:03:12,911 And you will be punctual, won't you? 979 01:03:12,998 --> 01:03:15,206 The lady will meet you in the lobby. 980 01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:20,495 Taxi! 981 01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:29,132 Yes, sir. Oh, I think you got somethin' on your shoulder there. 982 01:03:29,222 --> 01:03:32,135 There, you got it. Go ahead. Go ahead. 983 01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:36,219 Say, uh, you haven't got a quarter, have you? 984 01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:37,929 Just a quarter? 985 01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:46,688 - How do you like that cheap bastard? - Let's see what the hell you got here. 986 01:03:46,781 --> 01:03:50,400 Listen, I think we struck gold. This is one high-class chick. 987 01:03:50,493 --> 01:03:53,827 "Barclay Hotel for Women." 988 01:03:54,414 --> 01:03:55,905 [Ratso] Women. 989 01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:59,829 Is this the Gentleman's Escort Service? 990 01:03:59,919 --> 01:04:03,458 I'm calling for, uh, Miss Beecham, uh, 991 01:04:03,548 --> 01:04:05,585 at the Barclay Hotel. 992 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:09,168 Right. Well, she changed her mind. She won't need nobody tonight. 993 01:04:09,262 --> 01:04:12,471 That's right. Thank you very much. Bye. 994 01:04:24,069 --> 01:04:29,030 [Ratso] Would you believe a whole goddamn hotel with nothin' but lonely ladies? 995 01:04:29,115 --> 01:04:30,947 Score once in a setup like that, 996 01:04:31,034 --> 01:04:33,742 and, Christ, the way they talk, I could open up an office in there. 997 01:04:33,828 --> 01:04:35,319 Come on. 998 01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:41,033 Go ahead. Get the money. 999 01:04:43,171 --> 01:04:44,537 Listen! 1000 01:04:44,631 --> 01:04:47,248 Get the cash. Remember that lady in the penthouse. 1001 01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:49,880 Get the cash. Those rich ladies write out a check at night, 1002 01:04:49,969 --> 01:04:52,086 and in the morning they call the bank and stop payment. 1003 01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:54,923 - Go ahead. Watch the car! - [horn honking] 1004 01:04:55,767 --> 01:04:56,803 Go on. 1005 01:05:39,018 --> 01:05:42,477 [horns honking] 1006 01:06:03,585 --> 01:06:06,453 [no audible dialogue] 1007 01:06:06,546 --> 01:06:08,037 Rico! 1008 01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:10,334 Hey, Rico! 1009 01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:13,463 [woman] Rico! Up here! 1010 01:06:13,553 --> 01:06:15,920 Up here! Rico! 1011 01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:39,401 [Ratso] B-6. 1012 01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:41,829 G-49. 1013 01:06:41,915 --> 01:06:44,828 G-49. 1014 01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:46,705 I-24. 1015 01:06:47,295 --> 01:06:48,627 I-24. 1016 01:06:49,214 --> 01:06:51,046 - And the next one is... - Oh! 1017 01:06:51,132 --> 01:06:53,749 O-62, ladies and gentlemen. 1018 01:06:54,886 --> 01:06:58,095 O-62! Are there any bingos? 1019 01:06:58,181 --> 01:07:02,175 - And the next one is B-13. - How dare you, in this public place! 1020 01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:05,852 [Joe] Wait a second, lady! Goddamn it, you keep your hands off me, sir. 1021 01:07:05,939 --> 01:07:08,272 [arguing] 1022 01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:25,034 [siren wailing] 1023 01:07:32,090 --> 01:07:34,082 [siren continues wailing] 1024 01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:44,550 [wind whistling] 1025 01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:58,986 [coughing] 1026 01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:05,154 [rumbling, clattering] 1027 01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:24,473 [radio announcer] The temperature right now is 28 degrees, 1028 01:08:24,559 --> 01:08:26,926 and the weatherman says it's going down tonight. 1029 01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:30,934 Very cloudy now, and we can expect a few snow flurries later on. 1030 01:08:31,024 --> 01:08:33,437 [up-tempo pop playing] 1031 01:08:41,868 --> 01:08:45,578 ♪ Orange juice on ice is nice ♪ 1032 01:08:45,663 --> 01:08:47,746 ♪ Orange juice on the ice ♪ 1033 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:53,335 - ♪ Orange juice on ice is nice ♪ - [coughing] 1034 01:08:53,421 --> 01:08:57,290 ♪ It's refreshingly cooler naturally ♪ 1035 01:08:57,383 --> 01:09:01,047 ♪ Break away from old habits ♪ 1036 01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:03,345 ♪ Take a word ofadvice ♪ 1037 01:09:04,098 --> 01:09:08,058 ♪ Serve real Florida orange juice ♪ 1038 01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:11,103 ♪ Orange juice on ice ♪ 1039 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:16,771 ♪ Break away from old habits ♪ 1040 01:09:16,861 --> 01:09:19,023 ♪ Take a word ofadvice ♪ 1041 01:09:19,906 --> 01:09:23,650 ♪ Serve real Florida orange juice ♪ 1042 01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:26,744 ♪ Orange juice on ice ♪ 1043 01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:28,904 [radio clicks off] 1044 01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:32,449 [man] I'll give you five dollars for it. 1045 01:09:37,882 --> 01:09:38,872 Yeah. 1046 01:09:53,481 --> 01:09:55,097 [coughing] 1047 01:10:01,114 --> 01:10:02,650 [coughs] 1048 01:10:09,789 --> 01:10:13,658 ♪ I got a telephone call from Jesus ♪ 1049 01:10:14,794 --> 01:10:16,786 ♪ I got him on the line ♪ 1050 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,167 ♪ I'm gonna call him up, ring him up ♪ 1051 01:10:21,008 --> 01:10:23,216 ♪ Then the sun will shine ♪ 1052 01:10:27,932 --> 01:10:31,141 [coughing] 1053 01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:40,105 ♪ I got a telephone call from Jesus ♪ 1054 01:10:41,112 --> 01:10:44,071 - ♪ I got him on the line ♪ - [coughing] 1055 01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:46,501 [man] Oh, for Christ's sake! 1056 01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:02,607 [coughing] 1057 01:12:03,236 --> 01:12:04,943 [hawks, spits] 1058 01:12:05,863 --> 01:12:08,196 [coughing continues] 1059 01:12:08,282 --> 01:12:09,773 Hey, Ratso. 1060 01:12:12,870 --> 01:12:15,658 - [coughing] - Hey, get your ass out here. 1061 01:12:15,748 --> 01:12:17,740 I wanna show you something. 1062 01:12:31,889 --> 01:12:34,597 There you go, boy. There's money for you. 1063 01:12:35,726 --> 01:12:38,560 That's nine dollars right there, plus assorted change. 1064 01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:41,347 Minus 26 cents for milk. 1065 01:12:42,316 --> 01:12:45,480 Plus five cents for Dentyne. Gum. 1066 01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:50,405 [coughing] 1067 01:12:50,491 --> 01:12:52,858 Oh, tha-that's smart. Light a cigarette. 1068 01:12:55,872 --> 01:12:58,956 Why don't you take that and buy a carton, do the job right? 1069 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:01,617 Where'd you get it? 1070 01:13:03,462 --> 01:13:05,044 I got it. 1071 01:13:05,798 --> 01:13:10,042 Where you been? 42nd Street? [laughing] 1072 01:13:10,136 --> 01:13:12,093 That's where you been. 1073 01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,594 - Movies, that's where you've been, ain't it? - I ain't been nowhere. 1074 01:13:16,684 --> 01:13:20,303 Yeah, movies. That's where you got that thing on your back. 1075 01:13:21,856 --> 01:13:24,394 - What, this? - "What, this?" 1076 01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:26,645 A friend I once did a favor for give it to me. 1077 01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:28,022 - A friend! - Yeah. 1078 01:13:28,112 --> 01:13:29,648 Who'd you ever do a favor for? 1079 01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:31,901 You just let some poor bastard freeze to death, wouldn't you? 1080 01:13:31,991 --> 01:13:33,778 You stole the damn thing, didn't you? You stole it. 1081 01:13:35,953 --> 01:13:37,489 I stoled it for you! 1082 01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:39,572 The goddamn thing's ten sizes too big for me. 1083 01:13:39,665 --> 01:13:41,577 Wear it yourself. I wouldn't have it on my back. 1084 01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:44,375 I'll be goddamned if I'll wear it. 1085 01:13:44,462 --> 01:13:45,953 Here. 1086 01:13:47,798 --> 01:13:49,664 [coughing] 1087 01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:53,924 Oh, buy yourself some medicine before you die on my damn hands. 1088 01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:03,311 [coughing] 1089 01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:34,759 - I hate boneyards. - So split. 1090 01:14:34,845 --> 01:14:36,837 He ain't your goddamn father. 1091 01:15:01,872 --> 01:15:05,866 [train horn blows in distance] 1092 01:15:11,549 --> 01:15:13,541 He was even dumber than you. 1093 01:15:13,634 --> 01:15:15,796 He couldn't even write his own name. 1094 01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:19,213 "X." That's what it oughta say on that goddamn headstone. 1095 01:15:19,306 --> 01:15:20,922 One big lousy "X." 1096 01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:22,974 Just like our dump. 1097 01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:25,928 Condemned by order of city hall. 1098 01:15:31,652 --> 01:15:33,518 My grandma, Sally Buck... 1099 01:15:34,989 --> 01:15:37,151 she died without lettin' me know. 1100 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:52,789 Who are you, Hitler's storm troopers? 1101 01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:56,171 Just because I happened to get out of a car! Would you believe that? 1102 01:15:56,260 --> 01:15:58,252 It all depends on what you believe in. 1103 01:15:58,345 --> 01:16:03,340 You know, like sometimes your spirit goes up, sometimes it goes... 1104 01:16:03,434 --> 01:16:05,676 It goes, uh... It goes other places. 1105 01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:09,764 How long did I hold up traffic just to get out? I ask you. 1106 01:16:09,857 --> 01:16:14,067 Give some people a little power, and they gotta supersede their authority. 1107 01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:17,772 This whole kind of thing is spiritual... spiritual matters. 1108 01:16:17,865 --> 01:16:20,903 Oh, now you're talkin' priest talk. You're talkin' priest talk now. 1109 01:16:20,993 --> 01:16:23,736 I ain't talkin' priest talk. I'm talkin' about what people believe in. 1110 01:16:23,829 --> 01:16:26,572 Some people believe you can come back in another body. 1111 01:16:28,459 --> 01:16:30,701 Well, I hope I don't come back in your body. 1112 01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:32,787 I ain't asking you to come back in my body. 1113 01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:34,712 I'm just saying you can come back as anything. 1114 01:16:34,799 --> 01:16:38,543 You could come back as a... a dog or a president. 1115 01:16:39,428 --> 01:16:42,592 If I had my choice between a dog and a president, I'd come back as a president. 1116 01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:45,344 I ain't that dumb. What do you think? 1117 01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:50,645 Maybe you've gotta think about those things for a while. 1118 01:16:51,565 --> 01:16:55,024 I'm usually not like this. I'm usually a very calm and collected person. 1119 01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:57,398 Really, forgive me. I'm awfully sorry. 1120 01:16:57,488 --> 01:16:59,855 I think I'm gonna write a letter to the mayor. 1121 01:17:02,409 --> 01:17:06,244 I don't believe in any of that crap. You're entitled to think what you want. 1122 01:17:06,330 --> 01:17:08,242 - Well, maybe I do think what I want. - Him. 1123 01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:12,952 Maybe I do believe all that damn stuff, and I... and I... 1124 01:17:15,714 --> 01:17:17,876 - Do some thinkin' about it, that's all. - Here. 1125 01:17:23,264 --> 01:17:25,051 What was that all about? 1126 01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:29,181 Hey, lookee here. I've been chosen for some damn thing. 1127 01:17:29,270 --> 01:17:30,761 Hey. 1128 01:17:32,148 --> 01:17:33,980 - It's a come-on. - Yeah, you know what this is? 1129 01:17:34,066 --> 01:17:36,399 This is a come-on to a party, is what it is. 1130 01:17:36,485 --> 01:17:38,977 It's a couple of wackos advertising. Where does it say to go? 1131 01:17:39,071 --> 01:17:40,812 Klein's Bargain Basement? 1132 01:17:40,906 --> 01:17:44,570 You go there and get a ten-year subscription to the Encyclopedia Britannica. 1133 01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:49,246 It says "Broadway and Harmony Lane, Hansel and Gretel McAlbertson. One flight up." 1134 01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:51,573 - That's perfectly clear, ain't it? - Get outta here. 1135 01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:55,627 What do a couple of fruity wackos like that want with characters like you and me? 1136 01:17:55,713 --> 01:17:57,830 It don't say nothin' about you. 1137 01:17:57,923 --> 01:18:00,040 Don't say nothin' about you. 1138 01:18:01,969 --> 01:18:04,336 - Don't say nothin' about you either. - They took my picture, didn't they? 1139 01:18:04,430 --> 01:18:06,638 - Give me this thing. - So what are you driving at? 1140 01:18:06,724 --> 01:18:09,182 You want me to get lost so you can go to your fancy-ass party? 1141 01:18:09,268 --> 01:18:11,760 Wait a minute. Wait a second. I didn't say nothin' about that. 1142 01:18:11,854 --> 01:18:14,471 Did I say that? Did I? 1143 01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:20,144 I'll just tell 'em. "You want me, I don't go nowhere without my buddy here." 1144 01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:26,866 I ain't dressed for a party. 1145 01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:37,582 [coughing] 1146 01:18:37,671 --> 01:18:40,379 - There you go. Right here. - [dog barking] 1147 01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:43,049 [barking continues] 1148 01:18:45,930 --> 01:18:47,546 Hey, dog. 1149 01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:56,270 [coughing] 1150 01:18:56,357 --> 01:18:59,191 [pop music playing] 1151 01:19:02,112 --> 01:19:03,603 [groans] 1152 01:19:05,032 --> 01:19:06,944 Hey, you all right? 1153 01:19:08,661 --> 01:19:09,993 You okay? 1154 01:19:12,623 --> 01:19:15,912 Hell, damn, you're sweating all over the damn place. 1155 01:19:17,670 --> 01:19:19,161 Come here. 1156 01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:32,925 You got a comb on you? 1157 01:19:33,018 --> 01:19:35,055 I don't need a comb. 1158 01:19:35,145 --> 01:19:36,727 Here. 1159 01:19:36,814 --> 01:19:39,682 Few dozen cooties ain't gonna kill me, I don't guess. 1160 01:19:47,032 --> 01:19:49,149 - Okay? - Yeah. 1161 01:19:49,243 --> 01:19:51,075 - I look okay? - Yeah. 1162 01:19:54,290 --> 01:19:56,623 Okay, come on. Come on. 1163 01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:02,749 [loud pop music playing] 1164 01:20:04,383 --> 01:20:06,215 They're takin' my picture. 1165 01:20:09,722 --> 01:20:13,841 ♪ Sit and stare ♪ 1166 01:20:13,934 --> 01:20:18,929 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 1167 01:20:19,732 --> 01:20:20,939 [beeps] 1168 01:20:21,025 --> 01:20:23,517 Uh, now just one more close-up of her. 1169 01:20:23,610 --> 01:20:26,023 - [beeps] - I love everything in the theater. 1170 01:20:26,113 --> 01:20:29,231 I would like to die on the stage. 1171 01:20:29,867 --> 01:20:31,483 And my hair is fur, you know. 1172 01:20:31,577 --> 01:20:35,287 Its tendrils reaching out into space sometimes. 1173 01:20:35,372 --> 01:20:37,864 I've watched it touch many stars. 1174 01:20:37,958 --> 01:20:39,824 Wackos. They're all wackos. 1175 01:20:39,918 --> 01:20:43,286 I think we better find somebody and tell 'em that I'm here. 1176 01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:44,871 Hey! 1177 01:20:45,883 --> 01:20:48,421 Uh, well, I made it. 1178 01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:50,968 This is my friend Ratso Rizzo and I. 1179 01:20:51,055 --> 01:20:53,968 - Rico. Rico Rizzo. - [woman] Hello. 1180 01:20:54,058 --> 01:20:58,177 If you need anything, there's beer and stuff behind me. Anything you want. 1181 01:20:59,563 --> 01:21:00,553 Oh, Jesus. 1182 01:21:00,647 --> 01:21:05,563 ♪ Is he there anywhere? ♪ 1183 01:21:05,652 --> 01:21:07,735 If you want the word on that brother-and-sister act, 1184 01:21:07,821 --> 01:21:11,030 Hansel's a fag, and Gretel's got the hots for herself, so who cares, right? 1185 01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:12,948 - Load up on the salami. - [beeps] 1186 01:21:13,035 --> 01:21:15,948 - [woman] It's like what? - It's like heroin. Death is like heroin. 1187 01:21:16,038 --> 01:21:17,529 - It's nothing. - Have you tried heroin? 1188 01:21:17,623 --> 01:21:20,331 Yeah, I've tried heroin. It's like nothing. It's like death. 1189 01:21:20,417 --> 01:21:21,624 - It's just nothing. - [beeps] 1190 01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:24,168 - [woman] Why are you here? - I don't know. 1191 01:21:24,254 --> 01:21:25,836 Who brought you? 1192 01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:28,964 I don't know. 1193 01:21:29,051 --> 01:21:32,670 ♪ He's tired and sick and he can't walk away ♪ 1194 01:21:32,763 --> 01:21:36,256 ♪ To find some shade like he has made ♪ 1195 01:21:36,350 --> 01:21:39,093 ♪ For others of the moon ♪ 1196 01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:44,481 ♪ He stopped to look at the sun one day ♪ 1197 01:21:44,566 --> 01:21:48,401 - ♪ He didn't realize he'd be there to stay ♪ - Thank you, ma'am. 1198 01:21:48,487 --> 01:21:52,322 ♪ It doesn't matter what the people think ♪ 1199 01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:56,448 ♪ He just wants to get out of the sun ♪ 1200 01:21:56,537 --> 01:21:58,950 ♪ And find a place where he can go to sleep ♪ 1201 01:21:59,039 --> 01:22:01,406 Hey, whoa. Hey, sonny, what you doin' there? 1202 01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:03,412 She gave it to me, boy. 1203 01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:17,593 ♪ Somewhere there's ♪ 1204 01:22:17,683 --> 01:22:22,474 ♪ An old man willow ♪ 1205 01:22:22,563 --> 01:22:28,184 ♪ Weeping tears ofrain ♪ 1206 01:22:30,696 --> 01:22:36,613 ♪ Wind blows in his eyes ♪ 1207 01:22:36,702 --> 01:22:43,165 ♪ As they stare everywhere ♪ 1208 01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:45,993 Hey, what do you want? Up or down? 1209 01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:48,586 [whispers] Up or down? 1210 01:22:48,672 --> 01:22:50,664 Here, why don't you take an upper. 1211 01:23:07,483 --> 01:23:10,100 [woman laughing] 1212 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,742 ♪ Somewhere there's ♪ 1213 01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:33,048 ♪ An old man willow ♪ 1214 01:23:33,133 --> 01:23:37,844 ♪ Weeping tears ofrain ♪ 1215 01:23:37,930 --> 01:23:41,048 ♪ Old man willow ♪ 1216 01:23:41,141 --> 01:23:45,306 [song continues] 1217 01:23:48,106 --> 01:23:50,189 [laughing] 1218 01:23:54,988 --> 01:23:57,355 [chimes jingling] 1219 01:24:15,592 --> 01:24:17,800 Why are you stealing food? 1220 01:24:18,637 --> 01:24:21,380 I was just, uh, noticin' that you're out of salami. 1221 01:24:21,473 --> 01:24:25,387 I think you oughta have somebody go over to the delicatessen, bring some more back. 1222 01:24:25,477 --> 01:24:28,970 Well, you know, it's free. You don't have to steal it. 1223 01:24:29,940 --> 01:24:31,476 If it's free, then I ain't stealin'. 1224 01:24:31,567 --> 01:24:34,184 [woman 2] What's the matter? How did you get crippled? 1225 01:24:34,278 --> 01:24:37,271 I slipped on a banana peel. Come on. I gotta sit down. I feel crummy. 1226 01:24:37,364 --> 01:24:39,481 - What's the matter with you? - Take your hands off of me. 1227 01:24:39,575 --> 01:24:42,409 - Why don't you run up and use my shower. - Why don't you take a walk. 1228 01:24:42,494 --> 01:24:44,827 Just take your hands off of me! Don't touch me! 1229 01:24:44,913 --> 01:24:46,905 - Just take a walk! - [woman] Take a shave. 1230 01:24:46,999 --> 01:24:49,992 - [woman] I'm just going to lick the sweat off. - Keep your hands off of me! 1231 01:24:50,085 --> 01:24:51,701 Well, you look hot! 1232 01:24:51,795 --> 01:24:54,333 - Guess who I am. - [Ratso] Who? 1233 01:24:54,423 --> 01:24:56,710 [laughing] It's me! 1234 01:24:57,593 --> 01:25:00,506 How you doin'? You're gettin' your picture took, huh? 1235 01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:08,135 [chimes jingling] 1236 01:25:16,028 --> 01:25:17,735 Hi. 1237 01:25:24,911 --> 01:25:27,824 [making sizzling sounds] 1238 01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:31,248 [laughing] 1239 01:25:36,715 --> 01:25:40,334 - ♪ Somewhere there's ♪ - Oh! 1240 01:25:40,427 --> 01:25:44,046 ♪ An old man willow ♪ 1241 01:25:56,485 --> 01:25:58,192 [sighing] 1242 01:26:00,405 --> 01:26:02,442 [laughs] 1243 01:26:02,532 --> 01:26:06,196 [both laughing] 1244 01:26:06,286 --> 01:26:08,198 Oh, no, no. 1245 01:26:14,252 --> 01:26:15,743 Hey. 1246 01:26:17,506 --> 01:26:19,338 Let's, uh... 1247 01:26:21,718 --> 01:26:23,334 leave now. 1248 01:26:25,597 --> 01:26:27,338 Your place... 1249 01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:30,091 or mine? 1250 01:26:32,938 --> 01:26:34,850 [rock music playing] 1251 01:26:34,940 --> 01:26:37,603 - She's hooked. - Like why a cowboy? 1252 01:26:37,693 --> 01:26:39,935 I'd say she was good for ten bucks, but I'll ask for 20. 1253 01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:42,020 Why a cowboy whore? 1254 01:26:42,114 --> 01:26:43,855 Did you know we were gonna make it? 1255 01:26:44,783 --> 01:26:47,526 [Ratso] So, uh, you really wanna do business? 1256 01:26:47,619 --> 01:26:49,451 Who is he? 1257 01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:50,995 [Joe laughing] 1258 01:26:51,081 --> 01:26:52,993 Don't tell me you two are a couple. 1259 01:26:53,083 --> 01:26:55,291 - [laughing] - Hey. 1260 01:26:59,923 --> 01:27:02,165 [laughing continues] 1261 01:27:02,259 --> 01:27:04,125 Why are you laughing, Joe? 1262 01:27:04,219 --> 01:27:07,053 - Are you really a cowboy? - Well, I'll tell you the truth now. 1263 01:27:07,139 --> 01:27:10,598 I ain't a for-real cowboy, but I am one hell of a stud. 1264 01:27:10,684 --> 01:27:14,018 A very expensive stud, and I happen to be his manager. 1265 01:27:17,774 --> 01:27:20,608 Incidentally, how much is this gonna cost me? 1266 01:27:20,694 --> 01:27:22,435 Twenty bucks. 1267 01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:24,899 - Okay. - And taxi fare for me. 1268 01:27:24,990 --> 01:27:27,733 Oh, get lost, will ya? 1269 01:27:27,826 --> 01:27:31,365 I agree, but for that service I charge one buck taxi fare. 1270 01:27:33,457 --> 01:27:37,121 - Okay? - Yeah, okay, okay, okay. 1271 01:27:37,210 --> 01:27:38,701 Oh, boy. 1272 01:27:40,589 --> 01:27:42,080 Here. 1273 01:27:44,593 --> 01:27:46,505 - Go ahead. - Give me a break. 1274 01:27:46,595 --> 01:27:49,759 Listen, I don't even know what your name is. I wanna know your name. What is it? 1275 01:27:49,848 --> 01:27:52,386 - My name's Joe! - Joe! Ah! 1276 01:27:52,476 --> 01:27:54,263 Fabulous! 1277 01:27:54,352 --> 01:27:57,095 Joe could be anyone. I like that. 1278 01:27:57,189 --> 01:28:00,148 Move over, Joe. Come here, Joe. Kiss me, Joe. 1279 01:28:00,233 --> 01:28:02,691 That's a very good idea. Why don't you kiss me, Joe? 1280 01:28:02,778 --> 01:28:04,690 [Ratso coughing] 1281 01:28:07,949 --> 01:28:10,362 Oh, my... Wow! 1282 01:28:11,161 --> 01:28:12,493 Too much. 1283 01:28:12,579 --> 01:28:14,070 He fell. 1284 01:28:15,123 --> 01:28:16,284 Hey, fella, you fell. 1285 01:28:18,919 --> 01:28:20,455 Is he all right? 1286 01:28:21,421 --> 01:28:23,333 Yeah, he's fine. 1287 01:28:23,423 --> 01:28:26,336 Well, if you're all right, why you hangin' on the banister? 1288 01:28:26,426 --> 01:28:29,260 - Can't you walk or not? - Naturally, I can walk. 1289 01:28:29,346 --> 01:28:31,838 Yeah. He's got taxi fare. 1290 01:28:31,932 --> 01:28:34,549 [laughs] Come on. 1291 01:28:34,643 --> 01:28:37,511 - Are you sure you're all right? - Yeah. 1292 01:28:37,604 --> 01:28:39,516 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1293 01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:45,192 [engine starts] 1294 01:28:45,278 --> 01:28:47,395 Hey, Ratso! 1295 01:28:47,489 --> 01:28:51,403 Whoopee-tee-yi-yo, boy! Whoo-hah! 1296 01:29:20,021 --> 01:29:21,853 Well, it happens. 1297 01:29:23,650 --> 01:29:27,064 - Don't worry about it. - It ain't never happened to me before. 1298 01:29:28,321 --> 01:29:30,734 You bet your bottom dollar on that. 1299 01:29:31,658 --> 01:29:33,991 Where's the matches, ma'am? 1300 01:29:34,077 --> 01:29:36,069 Over there behind that thing. 1301 01:29:47,090 --> 01:29:49,878 Maybe if you didn't call me "ma'am," 1302 01:29:49,968 --> 01:29:52,335 things might work out better. 1303 01:29:52,429 --> 01:29:55,797 That's the first goddamn time the thing ever quit on me. 1304 01:29:59,352 --> 01:30:00,968 That's a fact. 1305 01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:04,222 You think I'm lyin' to you? 1306 01:30:04,316 --> 01:30:06,808 No. No, I don't think you're lying. 1307 01:30:07,903 --> 01:30:09,895 I just had this funny image. 1308 01:30:11,281 --> 01:30:14,865 I had this image of a, um, policeman 1309 01:30:14,951 --> 01:30:16,533 without his stick 1310 01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:19,328 and a, uh, bugler without his horn. 1311 01:30:20,373 --> 01:30:22,330 Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. 1312 01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:24,249 [laughs] 1313 01:30:24,336 --> 01:30:26,202 Oh. 1314 01:30:27,672 --> 01:30:29,538 Well, I think I'm making it worse. 1315 01:30:36,598 --> 01:30:39,306 Maybe we oughta take a little nap... 1316 01:30:41,436 --> 01:30:43,769 and see what happens. 1317 01:30:43,855 --> 01:30:46,347 - I ain't sleepy. - Oh. 1318 01:30:53,657 --> 01:30:55,614 I know. 1319 01:30:55,700 --> 01:30:57,191 Scribbage. 1320 01:31:10,215 --> 01:31:12,002 Shit! 1321 01:31:21,643 --> 01:31:23,976 Now, look at this here. See? 1322 01:31:24,062 --> 01:31:26,395 There's an "E" in "money." 1323 01:31:26,481 --> 01:31:28,063 I mean, if that's your word. 1324 01:31:28,858 --> 01:31:30,645 M-O-N-Y. 1325 01:31:30,735 --> 01:31:34,524 That's just exactly how you spell it up there on that big building up there. 1326 01:31:34,614 --> 01:31:36,606 M-O-N-Y, money. 1327 01:31:36,700 --> 01:31:39,113 [chuckles] 1328 01:31:40,161 --> 01:31:41,777 "Y." 1329 01:31:41,871 --> 01:31:43,658 What in the hell starts with "Y"? 1330 01:31:46,167 --> 01:31:49,126 Well, it can end in "Y"... 1331 01:31:50,505 --> 01:31:55,125 like, uh, "say," "pay"... 1332 01:31:56,386 --> 01:31:58,048 "lay." 1333 01:31:58,763 --> 01:32:00,425 Hey, pay, 1334 01:32:01,099 --> 01:32:02,840 lay. 1335 01:32:02,934 --> 01:32:04,425 [chuckles] 1336 01:32:05,687 --> 01:32:07,519 Okay, cut it out now. That's enough. 1337 01:32:07,605 --> 01:32:10,222 You're cheating. Teasin' me so I can't think. 1338 01:32:14,362 --> 01:32:16,354 "Gay" ends in "Y." 1339 01:32:16,448 --> 01:32:17,734 Hmm? 1340 01:32:19,284 --> 01:32:21,492 Do you like that? 1341 01:32:21,578 --> 01:32:23,319 Cut that out. 1342 01:32:23,413 --> 01:32:25,325 Gay, fey. 1343 01:32:26,374 --> 01:32:28,616 Is that your problem, baby? 1344 01:32:30,503 --> 01:32:32,916 I'm gonna show you my darn problem! 1345 01:33:34,109 --> 01:33:35,225 Ow! 1346 01:33:46,538 --> 01:33:48,575 I'm not. 1347 01:33:48,665 --> 01:33:50,782 I'm not exaggerating. 1348 01:33:52,293 --> 01:33:54,159 Listen, Marjorie. 1349 01:33:54,254 --> 01:33:57,543 You should try it. It might be terrific for you. 1350 01:33:58,967 --> 01:34:01,084 Oh, for God's sake. 1351 01:34:01,177 --> 01:34:03,339 Well, what night is Phil's poker night? 1352 01:34:04,639 --> 01:34:06,255 Well, think. 1353 01:34:07,142 --> 01:34:08,553 Yeah, all right. 1354 01:34:08,643 --> 01:34:11,932 Uh, Joe, are you available Thursday night? 1355 01:34:12,021 --> 01:34:15,435 What time? Yeah, around 8:30? 1356 01:34:15,525 --> 01:34:19,018 Uh, well, let me think now. Thursday, 8:30. 1357 01:34:19,863 --> 01:34:22,606 Uh, well, I guess I can be available. 1358 01:34:22,699 --> 01:34:24,190 Hell, yes! 1359 01:34:25,243 --> 01:34:28,953 Hello. Marjorie, it's all set for Thursday night at 8:30. 1360 01:34:30,081 --> 01:34:34,416 Yes, it's... No, no. I can't talk to you now, so call me at the office later. 1361 01:34:34,502 --> 01:34:36,494 Yeah, okay. Bye-bye. 1362 01:34:38,047 --> 01:34:41,211 Ma'am, Shirley, I sure hate to trouble you, but... 1363 01:34:41,301 --> 01:34:42,792 Sure. 1364 01:34:45,305 --> 01:34:47,797 - Twenty, wasn't it? - Yes'm. 1365 01:34:55,398 --> 01:34:56,980 Bye. 1366 01:34:58,067 --> 01:34:59,558 [chuckles] 1367 01:35:05,158 --> 01:35:07,650 [coughing] 1368 01:35:19,172 --> 01:35:21,880 Hey, boy. Look right in there. What do you see? 1369 01:35:21,966 --> 01:35:24,629 Look in there, boy. Some of that stuff's for you too. 1370 01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:27,086 Look. Try that on for size for you. 1371 01:35:27,931 --> 01:35:30,594 I got some of that stuff you like to swill too. 1372 01:35:30,683 --> 01:35:33,300 Aspirin, Mentholatum, all that crap. 1373 01:35:36,314 --> 01:35:39,523 - What's the matter? They wrong? - They're okay. 1374 01:35:39,609 --> 01:35:41,601 Only why'd you buy 'em? 1375 01:35:41,694 --> 01:35:44,937 While you were gettin' the aspirin, I could've lifted this. 1376 01:35:45,031 --> 01:35:46,363 Is that hot? 1377 01:35:47,784 --> 01:35:49,696 - Yeah. You want some soup? - Yeah. 1378 01:35:49,786 --> 01:35:51,823 I'll get you some soup then. 1379 01:35:51,913 --> 01:35:54,701 We ain't gonna have to steal no more, is what I'm tryin' to tell you. 1380 01:35:54,791 --> 01:35:58,250 I got eight bucks in my damn pockets. Twenty more come Thursday, boy. 1381 01:35:58,336 --> 01:36:00,669 We're gonna be ridin' easy before very long, I'm gonna tell you. 1382 01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:02,667 Give me some soup. Give me some soup. 1383 01:36:02,757 --> 01:36:05,670 What do you think I'm gettin' here? I'm gettin' you some soup. 1384 01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:08,844 Look at that there. That's good, healthy stuff for you. 1385 01:36:09,597 --> 01:36:11,634 Lookee there. Lookee there. Soup. 1386 01:36:11,724 --> 01:36:13,932 - Thanks. - It's hot. Watch out. 1387 01:36:15,436 --> 01:36:16,768 How was she? 1388 01:36:17,522 --> 01:36:20,731 Well, she went crazy, if you want to know the damn truth of it. 1389 01:36:20,817 --> 01:36:23,776 - Yeah? - Yeah. She turned into a damn alley cat. 1390 01:36:23,861 --> 01:36:26,729 - Thanks for the stuff. - Don't mention it. 1391 01:36:27,991 --> 01:36:29,482 It's good. 1392 01:36:33,413 --> 01:36:35,496 Hey, listen, don't get sore or anything, okay? 1393 01:36:35,581 --> 01:36:37,197 I ain't sore. 1394 01:36:38,293 --> 01:36:40,626 I don't think I can walk anymore. 1395 01:36:40,712 --> 01:36:42,999 I mean, I've been fallin' down a lot. 1396 01:36:46,926 --> 01:36:48,133 I'm scared. 1397 01:36:49,470 --> 01:36:50,836 What are you scared of? 1398 01:36:51,764 --> 01:36:54,632 You know what they do to you when they know you can't... 1399 01:36:54,726 --> 01:36:57,890 when they find out that you can't wa... walk. 1400 01:36:57,979 --> 01:36:59,436 Oh, Christ! 1401 01:37:02,317 --> 01:37:04,479 I gotta lay down. 1402 01:37:04,569 --> 01:37:06,561 - Okay, okay. - I gotta lay down. 1403 01:37:06,654 --> 01:37:08,691 You're gonna lay down now. Just take it easy. 1404 01:37:08,781 --> 01:37:10,773 - Come on. - I'm gonna lay you down. 1405 01:37:11,409 --> 01:37:13,617 I'm gonna lay you down. There you go. 1406 01:37:15,204 --> 01:37:17,537 I'm gonna put this thing over you. 1407 01:37:17,623 --> 01:37:19,364 Now, you stay here. 1408 01:37:21,627 --> 01:37:23,414 Where you goin'? 1409 01:37:23,504 --> 01:37:25,621 - I gotta get a doctor. - What? 1410 01:37:25,715 --> 01:37:28,002 - I gotta get a doctor. - You ain't gettin' me no doctor. 1411 01:37:28,092 --> 01:37:30,709 You're sick, boy. You need a damn doctor. 1412 01:37:30,803 --> 01:37:34,592 Hey! No doctors, no cops. Don't be so stupid. 1413 01:37:34,682 --> 01:37:37,800 - What the hell you want me to do? - Florida. You get me to Florida. 1414 01:37:37,894 --> 01:37:40,762 Oh, hell, I can't go to Florida now. 1415 01:37:40,855 --> 01:37:43,438 Just put me on a bus. Just put me on a bus. I don't need you. 1416 01:37:43,524 --> 01:37:46,187 You got the damn fever. How the hell you gonna get to Florida? 1417 01:37:46,277 --> 01:37:49,145 Just get me on a bus. You ain't sendin' me to Bellevue. 1418 01:37:49,238 --> 01:37:52,356 All right. What are you doin'? What are you doin' that for? It's hot. 1419 01:37:53,326 --> 01:37:56,114 - You're sick. I'm keepin' it on you. - No. I'm too hot now. 1420 01:37:56,204 --> 01:37:59,072 Dumb. Boy, you're really dumb. 1421 01:37:59,165 --> 01:38:01,532 - I don't need you. You're dumb. - Shut up! Just shut up! 1422 01:38:01,626 --> 01:38:03,117 Dumb cowboy, boy. 1423 01:38:03,211 --> 01:38:05,669 Damn it. Shut up! 1424 01:38:05,755 --> 01:38:10,341 Oh, just when things are goin' right for me, you gotta pull a damn stunt like this. 1425 01:38:13,179 --> 01:38:15,455 Hi, Shirley. How you doin', girl? 1426 01:38:16,808 --> 01:38:18,299 Miss who? 1427 01:38:20,144 --> 01:38:22,636 Well, when will Mrs. Gardner be home? 1428 01:38:24,190 --> 01:38:26,648 This is a friend of hers. This is a goddamn good friend of hers. 1429 01:38:26,734 --> 01:38:28,225 Now, you... 1430 01:38:31,781 --> 01:38:33,898 Well, hell, I can't wait that long. 1431 01:38:40,623 --> 01:38:43,286 [clanging] 1432 01:38:51,008 --> 01:38:53,421 - [bell dings] - [man] Too bad. 1433 01:38:53,511 --> 01:38:58,472 - Well, we all have our off days. - [imitating shooting] 1434 01:38:58,558 --> 01:39:03,053 I'm Townsend P. Locke, from Chicago. Call me Towny. 1435 01:39:03,146 --> 01:39:08,232 I'm here on a paper manufacturers convention and, frankly, to have a little fun, damn it. 1436 01:39:08,317 --> 01:39:11,901 This is my first night in town, and I'd consider it a privilege if you'd have dinner with me. 1437 01:39:11,988 --> 01:39:15,106 Anywhere you say. There's a little French restaurant not too far from here. 1438 01:39:15,199 --> 01:39:17,486 Italian restaurant? Does that appeal to you? 1439 01:39:18,870 --> 01:39:22,159 Don't worry about how you're dressed. They know me. 1440 01:39:22,248 --> 01:39:24,080 Besides, I'll tell 'em you're with the rodeo. 1441 01:39:24,167 --> 01:39:26,955 There's always a rodeo in town, damn it. 1442 01:39:27,044 --> 01:39:29,957 Besides, you look very elegant. 1443 01:39:30,047 --> 01:39:34,667 Oh, but damn it all, we can't do that. I'm expecting a telephone call at the hotel. 1444 01:39:35,553 --> 01:39:37,510 Mama? A coincidence. 1445 01:39:37,597 --> 01:39:40,089 Guess who was being discussed. 1446 01:39:40,183 --> 01:39:42,971 Have you got that thing turned up? 1447 01:39:43,060 --> 01:39:45,347 Well, why aren't you wearing it? 1448 01:39:45,438 --> 01:39:48,351 Oh, really, Mama, this is just impossible. 1449 01:39:48,441 --> 01:39:51,024 I mean, why go to all the expense? 1450 01:39:51,110 --> 01:39:54,023 - Why go to all the expense, Mama? The expense. - Listen, Towny. 1451 01:39:54,113 --> 01:39:56,856 Did I tell you I got me a sick kid on my hands? 1452 01:39:56,949 --> 01:40:01,034 Well, he is. He's sick on chill, and I gotta get him south quick as I can. 1453 01:40:02,079 --> 01:40:05,823 I got me a sick boy, and I'm gonna... I'm gonna get him south. 1454 01:40:05,917 --> 01:40:07,909 Do you understand me? Do you understand me, Towny? 1455 01:40:08,002 --> 01:40:10,369 I'm gonna get him south. 1456 01:40:11,005 --> 01:40:12,337 What you want? 1457 01:40:13,424 --> 01:40:16,132 What you got me up here for? 1458 01:40:16,219 --> 01:40:17,710 Oh, Joe, it's... 1459 01:40:19,096 --> 01:40:20,712 It's so difficult. I... 1460 01:40:22,183 --> 01:40:25,472 You're a nice person, Joe. I should never have asked you up here. 1461 01:40:27,855 --> 01:40:29,642 You're a lovely person, really. 1462 01:40:32,443 --> 01:40:35,356 Oh, God, I loathe life. I loathe it. 1463 01:40:36,364 --> 01:40:38,196 Please go. Please. 1464 01:40:38,282 --> 01:40:39,773 You want me to leave? 1465 01:40:41,661 --> 01:40:43,152 No. 1466 01:40:45,540 --> 01:40:47,497 I mean, yes, yes. Please go. 1467 01:40:48,167 --> 01:40:50,625 Come back tomorrow. Promise? 1468 01:40:50,711 --> 01:40:52,247 I'm goin' to Florida tomorrow. 1469 01:40:53,130 --> 01:40:54,962 That's terrible. 1470 01:40:55,049 --> 01:40:57,132 You meet someone, you think... 1471 01:40:57,218 --> 01:40:58,629 Yeah. 1472 01:40:59,595 --> 01:41:01,131 I want to give you a present... 1473 01:41:02,139 --> 01:41:04,256 for your trip. 1474 01:41:06,185 --> 01:41:07,926 Please take it. 1475 01:41:10,147 --> 01:41:12,013 I want you to have it. 1476 01:41:12,650 --> 01:41:14,482 You don't have to be a Catholic. 1477 01:41:14,569 --> 01:41:16,481 St. Christopher's the patron saint of all travelers. 1478 01:41:16,571 --> 01:41:20,110 I want you to take it. It's for helping me be good. 1479 01:41:21,534 --> 01:41:23,150 I gotta have money. 1480 01:41:24,287 --> 01:41:26,825 Yes, of course. Wait here. 1481 01:41:36,132 --> 01:41:37,623 I said wait. 1482 01:41:39,093 --> 01:41:41,631 Here. Don't even thank me. 1483 01:41:41,721 --> 01:41:43,383 I gotta have more than ten. 1484 01:41:43,472 --> 01:41:46,385 - I gotta have $57. - I simply don't have it, Joe. 1485 01:41:46,976 --> 01:41:49,764 - I got family, goddamn it. - You're wasting your time, Joe. 1486 01:41:49,854 --> 01:41:52,562 - There's nothing in here. - Get outta my way, please, sir. 1487 01:41:53,357 --> 01:41:56,065 - Get outta my way! - [grunts] 1488 01:41:56,152 --> 01:41:57,893 - No, no, no. - Let go of that table, please, sir. 1489 01:41:57,987 --> 01:42:00,274 - No, you... Please, sir? - No, please! 1490 01:42:00,364 --> 01:42:02,401 No, don't, don't. 1491 01:42:02,491 --> 01:42:04,608 No. No. Don't. 1492 01:42:04,702 --> 01:42:07,490 Oh, I deserve that. I brought this on myself, I know I did. 1493 01:42:07,580 --> 01:42:11,369 - My nose is bleeding, isn't it? - Now, you gonna let go of that table? 1494 01:42:11,459 --> 01:42:12,449 No, no. 1495 01:42:12,543 --> 01:42:15,581 Now, are you gonna let go of that table, or you want a busted skull? 1496 01:42:15,671 --> 01:42:18,664 Oh, Joe, Joe, Joe. [groans] 1497 01:42:22,637 --> 01:42:24,799 Oh, Joe. Thank you. 1498 01:42:24,889 --> 01:42:26,050 Thank you. 1499 01:42:26,140 --> 01:42:27,927 Operator. Number, please. 1500 01:42:28,893 --> 01:42:31,385 - Number, please. - Hello. 1501 01:42:31,479 --> 01:42:33,971 - No, no, I wasn't calling anyone. - Hello? 1502 01:42:34,065 --> 01:42:35,351 Hello! 1503 01:42:35,441 --> 01:42:39,105 - I wasn't calling anyone. I wasn't calling anyone. - Hello! 1504 01:42:39,195 --> 01:42:42,313 No, I wasn't calling anyone. 1505 01:42:42,406 --> 01:42:43,522 Oh, Joe, Joe, Joe. 1506 01:42:45,034 --> 01:42:46,900 [engine roaring] 1507 01:42:55,878 --> 01:42:57,710 Thirty-one hours. 1508 01:42:58,798 --> 01:43:01,290 11:30 in the morning we get there. 1509 01:43:02,385 --> 01:43:06,629 Not this morning, but the next at 11:30. 1510 01:43:07,932 --> 01:43:10,299 These guys are good drivers, boy. 1511 01:43:10,393 --> 01:43:11,884 They gotta be. 1512 01:43:15,523 --> 01:43:17,515 You didn't kill him, did you? 1513 01:43:19,026 --> 01:43:21,018 Got blood on your jacket. 1514 01:43:24,448 --> 01:43:26,360 I don't wanna talk about it. 1515 01:43:32,873 --> 01:43:36,742 [horns honking] 1516 01:43:59,066 --> 01:44:02,355 If you're gonna shiver, put your blankets up more. 1517 01:44:05,573 --> 01:44:07,189 I've been thinkin'. 1518 01:44:07,283 --> 01:44:10,776 I hope we're not gonna have a lot of trouble about my name down there. 1519 01:44:10,870 --> 01:44:13,487 I mean, what's the whole point of this trip anyway? 1520 01:44:13,581 --> 01:44:15,413 You know? 1521 01:44:15,499 --> 01:44:17,491 Keep your blankets on you. 1522 01:44:20,004 --> 01:44:24,169 I mean, can you see this guy running around the beach all suntanned 1523 01:44:24,258 --> 01:44:26,841 and he's goin' swimmin', like, 1524 01:44:26,927 --> 01:44:30,546 and then somebody yells, "Hey, Ratso." 1525 01:44:31,682 --> 01:44:33,298 What's that sound like to you? 1526 01:44:35,102 --> 01:44:36,934 Sounds like they knew you. 1527 01:44:38,022 --> 01:44:40,264 Sounds like crap. Admit it. 1528 01:44:40,357 --> 01:44:42,269 I'm Rico all the time, okay? 1529 01:44:47,531 --> 01:44:50,615 We're gonna tell all these new people my name's Rico. 1530 01:44:53,496 --> 01:44:54,486 Okay? 1531 01:44:55,164 --> 01:44:56,245 Okay. 1532 01:45:30,950 --> 01:45:33,033 Hey, what's the matter? 1533 01:45:33,118 --> 01:45:34,529 I'm wet. 1534 01:45:34,620 --> 01:45:36,327 You're... You're what? 1535 01:45:37,206 --> 01:45:39,448 I wet my pants. The seat's all wet. 1536 01:45:40,543 --> 01:45:44,537 Well, hell, there ain't no use cryin' over the damn thing. 1537 01:45:46,674 --> 01:45:49,132 Here I am goin' to Florida, my leg hurts, 1538 01:45:49,218 --> 01:45:51,710 my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts, 1539 01:45:52,555 --> 01:45:55,172 and like that ain't enough, I gotta pee all over myself. 1540 01:45:55,266 --> 01:45:57,053 [laughing] 1541 01:45:57,142 --> 01:46:00,761 That's funny? I'm fallin' apart here. 1542 01:46:01,772 --> 01:46:04,139 You just... You know what happened? 1543 01:46:04,233 --> 01:46:07,601 You just took a little rest stop that wasn't on the schedule. 1544 01:46:16,912 --> 01:46:18,494 [coughing] 1545 01:46:23,586 --> 01:46:25,578 Let me put you up here. 1546 01:46:30,634 --> 01:46:33,672 Hey, what size pants you wear? 1547 01:46:35,431 --> 01:46:38,174 ♪ Everybody's talkin' at me ♪ 1548 01:46:39,602 --> 01:46:42,140 ♪ I don't hear a word they're sayin' ♪ 1549 01:46:43,272 --> 01:46:48,688 ♪ Only the echoes of my mind ♪ 1550 01:46:51,322 --> 01:46:54,030 ♪ People stoppin', starin' ♪ 1551 01:46:55,200 --> 01:46:58,034 ♪ I can't see their faces ♪ 1552 01:46:59,246 --> 01:47:03,957 ♪ Only the shadows of their eyes ♪ 1553 01:47:04,710 --> 01:47:06,542 Thank you, ma'am. 1554 01:47:08,505 --> 01:47:10,918 - Where you from? - New York. 1555 01:47:12,051 --> 01:47:13,883 You ever been here before? 1556 01:47:13,969 --> 01:47:15,926 No, ma'am, I ain't. This is my first time. 1557 01:47:17,222 --> 01:47:20,511 - Well, I hope you have a good time in Florida. - Thank you. 1558 01:47:21,769 --> 01:47:25,262 ♪ Bankin' off of the northeast winds ♪ 1559 01:47:25,356 --> 01:47:28,315 ♪ Sailin' on summer breeze ♪ 1560 01:47:30,569 --> 01:47:32,356 Hey. 1561 01:47:32,446 --> 01:47:34,062 Hey, what are you doin'? 1562 01:47:34,156 --> 01:47:36,990 I'm zippin' your fly. What the hell you think I'm doin'? 1563 01:47:39,328 --> 01:47:43,288 ♪ I'm goin' where the sun keeps shinin' ♪ 1564 01:47:43,374 --> 01:47:45,741 ♪ Through the pourin' rain ♪ 1565 01:47:47,127 --> 01:47:49,744 ♪ Goin' where the weather ♪ 1566 01:47:49,838 --> 01:47:54,549 ♪ Suits my clothes ♪ 1567 01:48:02,518 --> 01:48:04,635 Thanks, Joe. 1568 01:48:04,728 --> 01:48:06,936 These shirts are comfortable, ain't they? 1569 01:48:07,773 --> 01:48:10,891 Yours was the only one left with a palm tree on it. 1570 01:48:17,700 --> 01:48:19,783 Clothes are damn cheap here too. You know that? 1571 01:48:19,868 --> 01:48:22,281 [coughing] 1572 01:48:26,417 --> 01:48:29,410 Everything we got only set us back ten and some. 1573 01:48:32,214 --> 01:48:34,422 Hey, you know, Ratso... 1574 01:48:35,300 --> 01:48:37,337 Rico, I mean. 1575 01:48:37,428 --> 01:48:39,886 I got this damn thing all figured out. 1576 01:48:39,972 --> 01:48:41,964 When we get to Miami, 1577 01:48:42,057 --> 01:48:45,846 what I'm gonna do is get some sort of job, you know? 1578 01:48:46,812 --> 01:48:49,270 'Cause, hell, I ain't no kind of hustler. 1579 01:48:49,356 --> 01:48:52,520 I mean, there must be an easier way of makin' a livin' than that. 1580 01:48:53,694 --> 01:48:55,856 Some sort of outdoors work. 1581 01:48:57,281 --> 01:48:58,988 What do you think? 1582 01:49:03,704 --> 01:49:05,696 Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. 1583 01:49:07,666 --> 01:49:09,248 Okay, Rico? 1584 01:49:14,465 --> 01:49:15,956 Rico? 1585 01:49:19,219 --> 01:49:20,630 Rico. 1586 01:49:20,721 --> 01:49:22,212 Hey, Rico? 1587 01:49:23,307 --> 01:49:24,798 Rico? 1588 01:49:47,206 --> 01:49:48,742 [horn honks] 1589 01:49:57,049 --> 01:50:00,042 Okay, folks, everything's all right. Nothin' to worry about. 1590 01:50:05,099 --> 01:50:06,715 Is he kin to you? 1591 01:50:09,603 --> 01:50:11,595 Wanna close his eyes? 1592 01:50:11,688 --> 01:50:15,272 - What? - Just reach over and close his eyes. 1593 01:50:22,282 --> 01:50:26,242 We'll just drive on in, all right? Nothin' else we can do. 1594 01:50:26,954 --> 01:50:30,447 Okay, folks, just a little illness. We'll be in Miami in a few minutes. 1595 01:50:35,212 --> 01:50:37,454 [driver on PA] Okay, folks, nothin' to worry about. 1596 01:50:37,548 --> 01:50:40,837 Just a little illness. We'll be in Miami in just a few minutes. 125497

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