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近期出现大量记忆现象
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还有人误吃了未知的果实
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有人产生了特殊的变异现象
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也有人出现了生命危机
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如果大家发现特殊的果实
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不要擅自服用
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天神生物
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可以为您提供所有您需要的服务
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哎厨房
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你看见了吗
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现在世界到处都出现奇怪的果实
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有人吃完还变异出超能力了嗯
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听说有的会飞
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有的力大如牛
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还有人打架劫舍
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搞得一团糟哎
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年轻时候自命不凡
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总以为自己是主角
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老了才发现
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不管世界发生什么
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都和自己没那么大关系
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哎老人家你们不信啊
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这网上都有证据啊哼
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挣钱神神叨叨的
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不过坐个火车而已
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还能有人打劫不成
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啊什么情况
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好消息雷天成裤腰带降价了
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原价99块8的裤腰带
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现在10块钱2条
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送2条送2条
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10块钱不贵
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买不了冰箱买不了冰柜
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10块钱不多
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买不了房买不了车出不了国
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去不了马兰博大人帅不帅全看裤腰带
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皮带传不换
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留给下一代
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留给下一代
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乃我皮带
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传宗接代
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呃抱歉呃这样给我一些时间啊
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大家在车上看到什么奇怪的人了吗
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有啊那辆就是吗
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啊哈哈哈警察同志你把人家吓跑了
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奇怪刚才还在呢
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喂你干嘛
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吓死我了哈
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哈哈没事没事
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他到社会也不容易
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警察同志怎么突然管你这个来了
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哎最近不知道什么情况
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又是一伙又是一人的
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搞得大家都很紧张
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大家要注意防范啊
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如果看到什么奇怪的人记得通报
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我去下一节车厢了
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喂从哪走啊
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你可以出来了
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漂亮姐姐可以出来了
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人呢
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喂胖子
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你有没有看到一个女人
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从我座位底下跑出来吗
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啊女人
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没啊
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这也太兴奋了吧
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魔鬼王啊
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相中什么了
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打中野男
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啊
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这是怎么了
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刚才还是正午啊
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怎么天都黑了呢
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这会突然去刹车呀啊啊
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啊
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又怎么了
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不用怕只不过是尸体而已
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我出去看看
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这是什么
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这
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这是藤蔓啊
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哎呀妈呀
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上面那是尸体
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看不远咱们在哪啊
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这都是什么鬼啊这好可怕
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有人给说说吗
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大家不要乱跑啊
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我们一起想想办法
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这个头啊
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把车缠住了
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说你还摸
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胆见太大了吧
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冷姐你看
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仔细看这些尸体穿着奇怪的脖脚
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还有这花纹
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哎这是什么
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一帮逼守
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快快去看前面的车厢
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哎走去看看
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兄弟咱还去看了吗
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走我们先过去看看发生了什么
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结结果结果
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啊
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卫星
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啊
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之前的巨响是卫星掉下来了
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这藤蔓难道不是山上的而是天上掉的
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你变之前新闻里说
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我要上去看看啊
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出发
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胖子出发
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出发
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出发
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嗯没错
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楚风还活着
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他的血我才好
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你可以回来了是
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安赫尔瀑布
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又名天使瀑布
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地球上落差最大的瀑布
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两个月前
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飞机经过瀑布上空的时候
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摄像师惊讶的发现水在倒流
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阿塔卡马沙漠
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地球上最干旱的沙漠
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已经有上百年没有降过一滴雨
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半年前这个沙漠弥漫着蓝色的烟雾
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开满鲜花
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黄河九州闻名的发源地
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历史上无数次改道
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水患不断
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一夜之间
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黄河突然干涸
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整个九州为之震撼
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春风
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春风
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春风
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春风你醒了
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太好了你终于醒了
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我记得我被砸晕了
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是帮你帮我打的绷带吗啊
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不是我找到你的时候
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你就已经包扎好躺在路边了
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我好像忘记了什么
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想不起来了
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等等这个车是怎么回事啊
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嘿嘿嘿淡定兄弟
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车是我背着你跑出来后在路边捡的
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照这个速度
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估计一会就能开到你老家了
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是个乘车运气不错啊
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我们真的差点都死了
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正好赶上世界末日了吧
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啊不知道
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世界末日指的世界毁灭了
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但是我们现在遇到的是世界异变
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异人异世界
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就怕最后不是世界末日
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而是我们这些普通人的模式
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啊
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哎呀好了好了好了
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正常点咱们不都还好好活着吗
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但是兄弟你说的世界关系太吓人了
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咱们就是普通人啊普通人个头啊
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这不能过的路
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你见过哪个普通人开车
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你以前都没开过路的
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哎哎哎这个你放心
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我从小最爱看的动画片就是四驱姐妹
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和头盔
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这就是楚风的炫耀
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是最快速度给我个结论
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我倒要看看这小子有什么过人之处
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书包
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你的反应和判断力肯定不是普通人
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一天不到的时间我们差点死了两回
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我也害怕呀
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这些都是本的反应
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赶紧顺着石头滑下去着落吧
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厨房你走的也太快了吧
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而且还一路背着这么重的包
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你不嫌累吗
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话说你包里那个石盒子是啥呀
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不知道但是我可以肯定
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他不是这个时代的东西
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而且说不准他和天庭一变有关啊
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同一时间
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楚风的血样检测结果已经出来了
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他就是一个普通人
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这个世界马上就是毅然的天下了
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我们天神生物
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可不能在一个普通人身上浪费时间
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他的目标不是回老家吗是
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那就让左骏他们顺路去会会他
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让他知道这个世界真命
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来呀来战
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咬我呀你出来
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好了好了
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你这个状态像逛动物园一样耀武扬威
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是仗着对面出不来
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有本事出来啊
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哈哈哈哈哈
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我们之间似乎有个捷径
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一旦他们冲出来就会死的很难看
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你看旁边的尸骨
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所以
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什么我这有什么东西要拔出来了
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出发有什么东西要拔出来了
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呃
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哎呦我去
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闹了半天是一只小可爱啊
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这是个牛啊主妇你看
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黄牛哈哈哈
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乖哥哥叔叔那个姐姐是什么情况啊
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小可爱明明叫猫猫头
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胖子你稍微小心点吧
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他好歹是从怪物堆里出来的
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嗨呀你怕啥呀
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这小可爱还能跳起来打我
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终于出来了
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又变得艳阳高照了
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这天色一会一变啊
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最近意向见多了
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片天反而没什么感觉了啊
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我也这么觉得啊
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这牛是要走了吧早就该走了
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你还留他做事
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你忘了他从哪出来的吗
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他可不是普通的牛啊
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是我他能听懂我们说话
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没准还能跟我们一起解答呀
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呃
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哈哈牛哥牛哥威武又聪明又厉害
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呃你看这个结界谁都出不来
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就牛哥能从容出山
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想必牛哥是其中翘楚
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不对是最强王者啊不够嗯
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以牛哥之天赋
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将来必然是王中王皇上皇
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啊啊哈哈哈
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既然牛哥真不英明神武
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那牛哥能否大声跟笑子说说你们
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为啥要来这个世界
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啊
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软硬不吃是吧
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看看这是啥
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嘿嘿有兴趣了吧
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那你回答我的问题先
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你们为什么要来这个世界
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只要你答上这个果子就给你
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这是什么果子
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地址后路边捡的
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我也不知道是不是异国
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看他的反应八成是的
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指着果实
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意思是你们为了异果而来
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世界异变
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传闻吃了异果能让人飞天遁地
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据我所知
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世界的异变还会不断加
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绝不仅仅是结几个果子
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你们是为了得到更多像异果这样的
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机缘才来的
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异果花粉触媒
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哎
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我以前女友家里和天生生物有关
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这两个词是我无意中听到的
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不知道是什么意思
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总之你们的目的
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是来这个世界寻求机缘变强
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然后
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成王成圣
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意思是未来咱们的世界会变成啥样
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一人天下
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再加上动物园
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好了好了你先把这果实给他
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我想要怎么跟你说
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不给话都是你说的
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他就点点头也要给果子
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而且这不是传说中的机缘吗
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多珍贵啊
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这但是胖你别吃啊
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咱们知道有人吃完变超人的
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但也有吃完挂了的
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还放心我不吃
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但也不能随便拿宝贝喂牛啊
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哎呦哎呦哎这牛眼神变了
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小牛犊子
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有本事你把我打死然后把果子抢走啊
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你真当我打不过你啊
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要走了
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你真把胖姨惹毛了我怕你是要压死你
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老虎不发威你当我是
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哈哈哈哈
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胖子
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在楚风和胖子回家的路上
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世界变异越来越强烈
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一些地方在急剧的拉伸
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比如两个城市之间的距离
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一夜之间突然由10公里变成了50公
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里看到这些新闻
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楚风一行决定夹紧步伐赶回家去
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喂胖子你没事吧
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瞅多久你就磕了多久
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没事就是嗓子有点哑
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谷子吃完你似乎也没什么变化啊
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总之没事就好
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嗯看到辫子
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终于快到了
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主播你们真快到
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我也得先回去看看家里了
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嗯我们暂时要分开了
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路上要多多保重保重
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嗯通讯器保持连线
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但是这个黄牛为什么一直要跟着我啊
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你都把我打成猪头了还不够解恨吗
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27你也看到了这果子根本没有用
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如果可以的话
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牛兄可以跟我一起走
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我呢是去老家的小镇
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安顿的也简单舒适些
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另外牛兄的目标是寻机员
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如果可以的话
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我想请你看看这个
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这个石河
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是我之前在昆凌山探索时偶然发现的
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当时我无意中
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走入一个完全是青铜材质的圣女
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如果牛兄有兴趣
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日后我可以带你去那里
332
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但是前提是我能在这个世界活下去
333
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啥意思兄弟他要叫你牛犬
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好
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胖子哎不不不
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我就算了我还是得先回家
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兄弟保重
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我先走了
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等我跟家人见了面安顿好了再来找你
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好你路上小心保持联系啊哎啊
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下次见面
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跟我说说你这个天使
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生活的女朋友的故事呗
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快走啊你哈哈哈哎哎
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小姐楚风只是个普通人
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您不该再观念他了
347
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最近我们会有一组人去魏城山
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让他们顺道去看一下楚风
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如果有问题就安排人保护他
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接下来一段时间我要闭关了
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不要让任何人打扰我是
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诺诺最近要闭关了吧
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是的正好最近我们要派人
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去卫城山让他们去会会这个楚风
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不能让任何事情打扰我们
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如果有就让他消失
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干杯
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跑1,000米
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用时1分08秒
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只有世界纪录的一半时间
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区区一周时间
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天呐我究竟变强了多少
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不能浪费
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拿回去喂牛
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这一周里
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世界易变愈演愈烈
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关于艺人的留言也越来越多
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虽然一直没有官方证实
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但是楚风明白这是真的
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父母都去大城市了
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00:18:01,466 --> 00:18:02,566
那边很安全
372
00:18:02,933 --> 00:18:04,500
正好我在老家训练着
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按照黄牛的说法
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00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,866
想要强健体魄
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得先学会呼吸
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00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,500
道家有呼吸吐纳之术
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佛法中也有专门讲呼吸的经文
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00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:18,800
呼吸这件看似稀松平常的事情
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其实玄妙无比
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现代舞技又或是体育运动等等
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都有专业的呼吸学习
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而近几日相处
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黄牛从未教过处封什么拳法
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只是每日带他呼吸吐纳
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00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,400
皇军回来了
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00:18:47,466 --> 00:18:49,600
这么大的东西又干嘛
387
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,066
不是嚷嚷着要去山里寻一国
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晚点回来吗
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00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,266
正好问问他
390
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,600
我和其他艺人比谁会比较强
391
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,666
但是怎么比较呢
392
00:18:58,966 --> 00:19:00,733
还能出门随便抓个艺人吗
393
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,366
你在我家里做什么
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楚风
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你是谁我不认识你我叫左俊
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现在认识了
397
00:19:16,266 --> 00:19:19,000
哼我不喜欢太娘的男人
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但除此之外吧
399
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你有病吧赶紧出去赶我走
400
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,333
要不是受人之托
401
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,566
我回来你这破地方吗
402
00:19:28,866 --> 00:19:32,366
受人之托是好了不用知道那么多
403
00:19:32,566 --> 00:19:34,866
楚风做人要知趣
404
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:39,800
住在这种油棚的人要明白自己的精良
405
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,500
我话就说到这是个聪明人
406
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,933
今后好好的过平凡的日子吧
407
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,900
这把匕首看着不错
408
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你可以荣幸的送我了放肆
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只去记住凡人啊
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00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,333
你是艺人
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哈哈哈哈
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00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:02,666
哈艺人相对你们这些凡人而言
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00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,166
也许我就是一
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你小子是艺人
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00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,300
不是凡人
416
00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:22,200
妈的想扮猪吃老虎啊
417
00:20:28,466 --> 00:20:31,500
楚风我承认我看走眼了
418
00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:34,800
但挑战一人你还不够资格
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求饶吧这样我会让你死的简单一点
420
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,000
故人啊
421
00:20:57,066 --> 00:20:58,000
既然如此
422
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,133
那我索性就更大胆些好了
423
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,066
哎妈的
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小子拳头确实挺重的
425
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,700
我果然应该认真点对你
426
00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:15,500
喂你用水灵衣服做什么
427
00:21:15,666 --> 00:21:19,266
是怕被我打的太狠见到血不好洗吗
428
00:21:32,066 --> 00:21:35,600
帮手有意思来
429
00:21:38,266 --> 00:21:39,066
yeah yeah
430
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,666
我的我的我的我的
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ah
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赢了
433
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:03,133
只是连呼吸法就会有这么大的变化吗
434
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:04,300
不可思议
435
00:22:04,966 --> 00:22:06,600
他的拳头几乎伤不到我
436
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:07,700
一点都不痛
437
00:22:08,866 --> 00:22:10,200
但是接下来怎么办
438
00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:11,733
把他丢山里
439
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,133
万一他再来找我复仇怎么办
440
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:15,933
我还想问他呢
441
00:22:16,766 --> 00:22:17,566
哎
442
00:22:18,866 --> 00:22:19,933
楚风
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00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,200
啊啊
444
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,400
yeah
445
00:22:51,933 --> 00:22:55,166
楚风我要杀了你
446
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:59,133
我发誓我一定要你不得好死
447
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,600
啊
448
00:23:02,466 --> 00:23:05,566
处分我饶不了你
449
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:07,266
我这明明是正当防卫
450
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:08,800
而且是你先下了40万
451
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,300
问题接下来我该干嘛
452
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:13,666
难道我去给他包扎让我以德服人吗
453
00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:15,500
再怎么样也不能杀人啊
454
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,866
你还不知道你得罪了什么人
455
00:23:17,866 --> 00:23:20,600
跟我玩扮猪吃老虎你
456
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,466
喂喂大兄弟
457
00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:34,900
我还有事问你呢
458
00:23:35,866 --> 00:23:38,400
这不会被牛打死了吧
459
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,200
坚强点啊醒醒啊别死在我家里啊
460
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:44,500
嗯哦是吗
461
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,766
那我们锤他这事他也不会记得吧
462
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:50,766
那是左军的背包吗喂
463
00:23:50,766 --> 00:23:53,000
别乱翻别人东西啊哼
464
00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:57,666
嗯也是他把我家墙打烂
465
00:23:57,666 --> 00:23:59,200
赔点钱也是应该的
466
00:23:59,533 --> 00:24:01,200
好像是我打烂的
467
00:24:03,266 --> 00:24:05,866
喂别扒别人衣服嗯
468
00:24:06,733 --> 00:24:07,666
也有道理
469
00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:08,866
我也受了点伤
470
00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:09,866
是该赔钱
471
00:24:09,933 --> 00:24:12,600
你哪懂得这么多专业名词啊哼
472
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,200
别挖了再挖就真的有精神损失了
473
00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,666
行了行了我去把这家伙扔山里
474
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:20,800
黄牛你看好家
475
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,466
别再让奇怪的家伙进来了
476
00:24:44,933 --> 00:24:45,733
青衣姐
477
00:24:45,933 --> 00:24:48,400
左军那小子联系不上了我有点担心啊
478
00:24:48,566 --> 00:24:49,733
我也担心啊
479
00:24:49,733 --> 00:24:50,800
他那个暴脾气
480
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,400
万一把楚凤打死了怎么办
481
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,133
咱们要呵护凡人
482
00:24:55,666 --> 00:24:57,766
祖居你怎么回事
483
00:24:57,766 --> 00:24:58,933
你的衣服呢
484
00:24:59,266 --> 00:25:02,200
哎小妹不会听话的你脑子坏掉了吗
485
00:25:02,866 --> 00:25:04,333
是楚风吗
486
00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:06,266
这一定是楚风做的吧不可能的
487
00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:07,466
楚风只是凡人
488
00:25:07,533 --> 00:25:09,866
难道是咱们对头菩提基因的人来了
489
00:25:09,933 --> 00:25:12,100
快我们得马上向组织汇报
490
00:25:20,066 --> 00:25:22,766
好了今天的呼吸法也练习完了
491
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:26,266
你终于要教我拳法了吗
492
00:25:26,266 --> 00:25:27,200
拳法叫什么呀
493
00:25:31,933 --> 00:25:33,600
我现在相信你厉害
494
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,400
所以不用写这么大
495
00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:37,366
康牛魔拳
496
00:25:37,533 --> 00:25:39,300
名字也太错了
497
00:25:43,733 --> 00:25:45,200
倒是挺会做生意的
498
00:25:45,533 --> 00:25:47,733
不过会用通讯器交流更方
499
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,133
上上下下左左右右哔哔
500
00:26:24,966 --> 00:26:26,966
别乱拿别人的通讯器啊
501
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,066
嗯
502
00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:30,766
嗯前女友而已
503
00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:31,900
大学同学
504
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,533
人家可是天生生物的大小姐
505
00:26:34,533 --> 00:26:35,733
认识谁都要怕几分
506
00:26:35,733 --> 00:26:37,466
当年上学可是人人把解
507
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,100
又怎么会和我这种
508
00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,133
你有什么课
509
00:26:51,766 --> 00:26:52,566
啊
510
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,333
毕业后诺伊毁了天使生物
511
00:27:27,533 --> 00:27:29,266
我们连分别的招呼都没打
512
00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:31,300
也不知道他现在过得怎么样了
513
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:32,966
他的性格一直都是
514
00:27:35,266 --> 00:27:37,166
算了睡觉
515
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:58,366
哦是吧那太好了
516
00:27:58,533 --> 00:28:01,966
哈哈楚风的大力牛魔拳越发精进了
517
00:28:06,566 --> 00:28:07,566
这就是楚风侠
518
00:28:07,966 --> 00:28:09,466
他好像不在吗
519
00:28:09,766 --> 00:28:12,900
穆少爷可是说了要好好教训下这小子
520
00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:16,133
可林大小姐是交代我们保护好楚风吧
521
00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:17,533
还是以林小姐的画位
522
00:28:17,533 --> 00:28:19,066
你这人记忆落后就算了
523
00:28:19,066 --> 00:28:20,400
怎么脑子也不好使啊
524
00:28:21,066 --> 00:28:23,400
他林诺伊不过就是个女孩子
525
00:28:23,533 --> 00:28:26,000
过不了多久天神生物谁说了算
526
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,200
可就不一定了
527
00:28:27,733 --> 00:28:31,300
小妹妹现在应该多讨好穆少爷才是
528
00:28:31,566 --> 00:28:32,666
以后我不管
529
00:28:32,933 --> 00:28:34,466
现在我只听诺伊姐的
530
00:28:34,666 --> 00:28:35,466
你们自重
531
00:28:35,733 --> 00:28:36,533
切
532
00:28:36,766 --> 00:28:39,566
一个卖皮带的懂个屁啊
533
00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:41,066
别管他了
534
00:28:41,166 --> 00:28:42,700
区区凡人
535
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,900
我们还是想想楚风的死法吧
536
00:29:23,733 --> 00:29:24,800
半夜掐我们家
537
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,066
你们是什么人
538
00:29:26,066 --> 00:29:28,566
哎呦没打中啊
539
00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:30,366
你不用知道我们是什么人
540
00:29:30,733 --> 00:29:34,700
你只要知道有人想要要你命就行了
541
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,733
你可以选择自己的死因
542
00:29:36,966 --> 00:29:39,466
是被一场大火意外烧死
543
00:29:39,766 --> 00:29:43,300
还是煤气泄乱炸死住手
544
00:29:45,933 --> 00:29:47,266
卖皮带的姐姐
545
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,966
呦呦呦你不是懒得理我们吗
546
00:29:50,966 --> 00:29:52,266
跑出来干嘛呀
547
00:29:52,533 --> 00:29:54,333
我何时有说过杀楚风
548
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,266
一来穆少爷说随便我们发挥
549
00:29:59,766 --> 00:30:03,300
出发啊你们认识啊
550
00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:07,500
二来穆少爷做什么都要让你知道吗
551
00:30:10,166 --> 00:30:10,966
躲开
552
00:30:24,166 --> 00:30:25,700
哈哈哈哈哈
553
00:30:26,066 --> 00:30:27,700
砍死楚风这种臭臭
554
00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:31,700
还要穆少爷亲自给你汇报啊好快
555
00:30:39,266 --> 00:30:40,366
这下明白了
556
00:30:40,966 --> 00:30:41,966
织布上的 logo
557
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,333
他们是天生生物的人
558
00:30:44,933 --> 00:30:46,566
天生生物来找我干嘛
559
00:30:47,066 --> 00:30:49,200
还有刚才那个包容生活的妹子
560
00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:50,700
到底
561
00:30:52,366 --> 00:30:56,600
楚风没想到你竟然不是普通人啊
562
00:30:56,866 --> 00:30:58,400
太是可惜了
563
00:30:58,933 --> 00:31:01,933
你终究不是艺人
564
00:31:02,666 --> 00:31:06,100
哈哈哈死吧
565
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,366
青玉姐你就别出手了吧
566
00:31:29,733 --> 00:31:31,400
如果我们俩一起出手的话
567
00:31:31,466 --> 00:31:33,466
扶风就连叉叉都不剩了
568
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,200
嘿嘿所以
569
00:31:35,533 --> 00:31:37,600
让我先玩个过瘾吧
570
00:31:37,733 --> 00:31:39,666
好吧别玩太久
571
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:43,000
一会记得把那个皮带妹也顺带埋了
572
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,400
哈哈好的秋雨姐
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