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OH, HEY, BERG.
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I'M MAKING YOUR FAVORITE,
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CHOPPED SALAD WITH BOLOGNA.
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AND I CIRCLED ALL YOUR
FAVORITE PROGRAMS
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IN THE "TV GUIDE,"
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AND I PUT LITTLE STARS
NEXT TO "THE TELETUBBIES."
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COME ON, MAN. I'M TRYING HERE.
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OH, OH, YOU'RE TRYING.
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WELL, THIS SEEMS
LIKE A FAIR TRADE.
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I GET A USED "TV GUIDE,"
AND YOU GET MY MOTHER.
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I SAID I WASN'T GOING
TO SEE HER ANYMORE,
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AND I TOLD YOU HOW SORRY I AM.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S WAY
TOO LATE FOR THAT.
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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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YOU KNOW, YOU CAN JUST
STOP APOLOGIZING, ALL RIGHT?
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BECAUSE THIS IS THE TYPE OF
THING YOU CAN NEVER FORGIVE.
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NEVER FORGIVE? NEVER...
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OKAY, OKAY. YEAH,
FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL,
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THEN IT'S FINE BY ME.
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GREAT.
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BUT WHEN I THINK OF EVERYTHING
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WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER,
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AND WHAT WE MEAN TO EACH OTHER,
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AND HOW YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY
PERFECT YOURSELF, MISTER...
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YOU KNOW, IT MAKES
ME WANT TO... AAH! AAH!
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DON'T TELL ME
THAT MOUSE IS BACK.
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NO, BERG. I CUT MY FINGER.
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I THINK IT'S REALLY BAD.
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REALLY? LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
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AAH.
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT,
EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OKAY.
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WE'RE JUST GOING TO...
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I HAVE TO GET YOU TO
THE HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY
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AND GET THAT FINGER REATTACHED.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, REATTACHED?
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I DON'T WANT YOU TO PANIC,
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BUT YOU JUST CUT OFF
THE TIP OF YOUR FINGER.
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OH. OH, GOD, BERG.
I THINK I SEE A LIGHT.
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GRANDMAMA?
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NO, YOU DON'T. LOOK,
IT'S GOING TO BE FINE.
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I PUT THE TIP ON ICE.
LET'S GO. COME ON.
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OKAY.
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I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
YOU A CHOPPED SALAD.
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NEXT TIME, HOLD THE FINGER.
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YOU KNOW, IF YOU WOULD HAVE
CUT THE TIP OF YOUR FINGER OFF,
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I WOULD HAVE TAKEN YOU TO
THE HOSPITAL IN AN AMBULANCE.
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LOOK, A CAB WILL BE FASTER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU MAY
NOT BE ABLE TO RELATE TO THIS,
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BUT YOU CAN TRUST ME BECAUSE
THAT'S THE KIND OF FRIEND I AM,
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LOYAL AND TRUSTWORTHY,
NOT LIKE SOME PEOPLE!
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ARE YOU STILL ON THIS?
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YES!
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WHAT'S IT GOING TO TAKE? I
CUT MY FINGER OFF FOR YOU!
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NO, YOU CUT YOUR
FINGER OFF FOR DINNER!
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FORGET THIS. WHY
DON'T I JUST WALK?
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'CAUSE YOU'LL BLEED OUT
IN AROUND FOUR BLOCKS.
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ALL RIGHT, I WAS JUST
POSING THE QUESTION.
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LOOK, PETE, LISTEN TO ME NOW.
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YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE.
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OH, MY GOD. I FELT THAT.
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RELAX, ALL RIGHT? YOU
HAVE UP TO SIX HOURS
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TO GET YOUR FINGER
REATTACHED, OKAY?
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JUST DON'T PANIC,
APPLY PRESSURE... TAXI!
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AND KEEP THE AREA DRY.
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HEY, BABY. HOW'D IT GO TODAY?
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LOUSY. THERE'S NOT
ONE LAW FIRM IN BOSTON
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THAT WILL HIRE ME
AS A LEGAL ASSISTANT.
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I COULDN'T MEET A LAWYER
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IF I WAS FOLLOWED BY
A TOBACCO COMPANY.
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OKAY, WHY DON'T WE
MAKE THAT PLAN B?
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I MEAN, SO WHAT IF I HAVEN'T
STARTED LAW SCHOOL YET?
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I MISS THE OLD DAYS
WHEN I GOT WHAT I WANTED
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'CAUSE I'M CUTE.
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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THAT JOB
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OVER AT POWELL,
BROWN, AND JOHNSON?
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WHAT?
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THEY CALLED WHILE YOU WERE OUT.
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OH, MY GOD! WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL ME RIGHT AWAY?
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TO WAIT UNTIL I'D
BE A BIGGER HERO.
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NOW GO, GO, GO.
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THEY SAID BE THERE IN
HALF AN HOUR. DON'T BE LATE.
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GOD, I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED,
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AND THEY'RE ALREADY
BUSTING MY HUMP.
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ISN'T THAT GREAT?
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HEY, SHAR. SO, YOU READY?
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OH, ASH, I CAN'T HELP YOU
WITH YOUR HOMEWORK THING.
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I GOT A JOB INTERVIEW.
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OH, NO, NO, NO, SHARON.
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I REALLY NEED A GOOD
GRADE ON THIS PSYCH PAPER,
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AND YOU'RE THE PERFECT SUBJECT.
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YOU'RE SO INTERESTING
AND COLORFUL.
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OH, UH, SORRY.
JOHNNY WILL DO IT.
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FINE. I'LL GET A D.
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HOW YOU HOLDING UP?
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I'M OKAY. I THINK
I'M OKAY. AM I OKAY?
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TELL ME I'M OKAY.
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YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE.
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YOU'LL BE FINE.
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I'VE SEEN A NUMBER
OF REATTACHMENTS.
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SEE? IT'S A CLEAN
CUT, WHICH IS GOOD,
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BECAUSE THAT WAY,
WHEN THEY REATTACH IT,
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YOU WON'T SEE A SCAR.
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OH, MY GOD!
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BERG, THERE'S TWO
FINGERS IN THERE.
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NO, NO, ONE'S A GARBANZO BEAN.
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HEY, LISTEN, I WANT TO
TALK ABOUT YOUR MOM.
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OH, PLEASE, DROP IT.
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NO, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
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FINE. FINE. I'M SURE YOU HAVE
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A PERFECTLY
REASONABLE EXPLANATION,
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ONE THAT WILL MAKE ME FEEL
COMPLETELY COMFORTABLE
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AT USING MY MOTHER
AS YOUR PLAYTHING.
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IN FACT, I'M LOOKING
FORWARD TO THIS.
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THIS IS GOING TO BE SUPER.
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ALL RIGHT, PETE,
I'M LISTENING. GO!
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LOOK, I NEVER INTENDED
FOR THIS TO HAPPEN, OKAY?
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SHE WAS NERVOUS ABOUT
HER DATE WITH CAPTAIN SHAW,
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AND I STARTED TO REASSURE HER,
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AND THEN SHE STARTED TELLING ME
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WHAT A GREAT GUY I WAS,
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AND I JUST FINISHED
ZIPPING UP HER DRESS,
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AND THEN WE WERE...
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WILL YOU SPARE ME
THE DETAILS, STUMPY?
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WHERE ARE WE?
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I DON'T KNOW. WHERE ARE WE?
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EXCUSE ME. HEY, WHERE ARE WE?
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UH, GOING HOSPITAL.
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NO, I SAID THE HOSPITAL
WAS ON 5th STREET.
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YOU'VE TAKEN US ALL THE WAY...
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GOD, HOW MANY HOOKERS
DOES ONE TOWN NEED?
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YOU SAY HOSPITAL. YOU
NOT SAY WHICH HOSPITAL.
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I DID SAY WHICH HOSPITAL.
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I SAID THE HOSPITAL
ON 5th STREET.
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ALL RIGHT, WHICH HOSPITAL
ARE YOU TAKING US TO?
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WELL, I BE HONEST. I'M
NEW IN THIS COUNTRY.
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I'M NOT SURE.
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OH, MY GOD. ALL
RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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JUST, LOOK, MAKE A LEFT
AT THE NEXT STREET...
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DON'T MAKE A LEFT.
U-TURN, U-TURN.
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IGNORE HIM. MAKE A
LEFT AT THE NEXT STREET...
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PLEASE, PLEASE, ONE AT A TIME.
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THE ONE WHO DID THE BONKY-BONK
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WITH THE OTHER ONE'S
MOTHER, YOU FIRST.
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HI. EXCUSE ME.
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I'M SHARON CARTER.
I'M HERE ABOUT THE JOB.
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OH, GOOD. WILL YOU BE
ABLE TO START TOMORROW?
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OH. UH, SURE.
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DON'T YOU WANT TO
INTERVIEW ME FIRST?
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ALL RIGHT. CAN
YOU RIDE A BICYCLE?
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YEAH. WHY?
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WE FIND IT A USEFUL SKILL
FOR BIKE MESSENGERS.
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NO, NO, I'M NOT HERE
TO BE A BIKE MESSENGER.
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I WANT TO HAVE CONTACT
WITH THE LAWYERS.
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STAB YOUR HUSBAND.
THAT'S WHAT I DID.
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WELL, YOU WANT THE JOB OR NOT?
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NO. I WANT TO BE
IN THE TRENCHES,
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YOU KNOW, DEFENDING THE
RIGHTS OF THE LESS FORTUNATE.
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THAT'S WHY I WANT
TO BE A LAWYER,
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AND I WANT TO
LEARN FROM THE BEST.
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SO IF I HAVE TO COME HERE
EVERY DAY AND BEG FOR A JOB,
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THEN THAT'S WHAT
I'M GOING TO DO.
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THANK YOU. I'LL NOTIFY SECURITY.
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YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE BETTY.
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SHE'S BEEN LIKE THIS EVER
SINCE SHE PASSED AWAY.
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MARK BRESLIN. I'M AN ATTORNEY.
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UH, I GATHER THAT
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A JOB.
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YES.
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WELL, IT SOUNDS AS
THOUGH YOU'RE SERIOUS
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IN YOUR COMMITMENT TO THE LAW.
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YES, SIR. ABSOLUTELY.
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CAN YOU WORK LONG HOURS
WITHOUT COMPLAINING?
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NOT WITHOUT COMPLAINING.
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WELL, NEITHER CAN I,
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BUT YOU CERTAINLY
GOT A LOT OF PASSION,
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AND THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES
TO MAKE A GOOD LAWYER.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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UM, I'M LOOKING
FOR AN ASSISTANT.
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YOU WANT ME TO WORK FOR YOU
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AT ONE OF THE TOP
LAW FIRMS IN BOSTON?
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OH, NO. I DON'T WORK HERE.
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UM, I'M REPRESENTING A
CLIENT IN A SETTLEMENT MEETING.
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OH. WELL, IF YOU'RE BUTTING
HEADS WITH THE BIG GUYS,
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THEN I AM RARING TO GO.
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GREAT. I'D LIKE YOU
TO START RIGHT AWAY.
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ALL RIGHT. WELL, IT'S
ALMOST LUNCHTIME,
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BUT OKAY.
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YOU SHOULD CONSIDER
YOURSELF LUCKY, JOHNNY.
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THERAPY IS USUALLY
RESERVED FOR THE COMPLICATED.
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NOW, IF ANY OF THESE
QUESTIONS ARE TOO PERSONAL,
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YOU JUST LET ME KNOW.
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NO, NO, GO AHEAD.
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HIT ME WITH YOUR
MUMBO-JUMBO, DR. FRAUD.
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THAT'S VERY CLEVER.
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HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN A
PSYCHOLOGICAL TEST BEFORE?
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YES, ONCE AT A SLEEPOVER
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WHEN THE OUIJA BOARD GOT OLD.
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE I'M
INTERVIEWING THE WRONG SUBJECT.
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THERE'S A ST. BERNARD
AROUND THE CORNER
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THAT CAN OPEN A DOOR.
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I'M OKAY. HIT ME.
COME ON. GO AHEAD.
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OKAY. NOW, I'M GOING TO
ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS,
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AND THEN I'M GOING TO WRITE
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A COMPLETE PROFILE
OF YOUR PERSONALITY.
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OKAY. TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.
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INK.
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OKAY. LOOK AGAIN,
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AND THIS TIME, USE
YOUR IMAGINATION.
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YOU KNOW, MAKE
PLAY-PLAY IN THE HEAD.
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COME ON.
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YOU KNOW, THIS WOULD BE
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A LOT EASIER ON BOTH OF US
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IF I HAD A FEW DRINKS.
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PICTURES ARE HARD.
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WHY DON'T WE TRY
SOME MULTIPLE CHOICE?
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OKAY.
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OKAY. WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IN THE FOLLOWING SITUATION?
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YOU SEE A PERSON
WHO OWES YOU $100...
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OKAY.
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I WOULD NEVER LEND ANYONE MONEY.
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OKAY, BUT SAY IN A UNIVERSE
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WHERE THAT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE,
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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD DO?
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I DON'T KNOW. WHY DID I
LEND THIS PERSON MONEY?
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IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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YEAH, THAT'S EASY
FOR YOU TO SAY.
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MEANWHILE, I'M OUT 100 BUCKS.
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FORGET IT. OKAY, MOVING ON.
229
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SEXUAL FANTASIES.
WOULD YOU SAY YOU HAVE...
230
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,528
NEXT.
231
00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:35,466
YES, BUT WOULD YOU...
232
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:40,438
NEXT.
233
00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,287
WE'RE IN PLENTY OF
TIME. JUST SIT DOWN,
234
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,954
KEEP YOUR HAND ELEVATED,
I'LL GET US RIGHT IN.
235
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,458
ALL RIGHT, TELL THEM
I'M A HAND MODEL.
236
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,583
HI, I'M DR. MICHAEL BERG,
237
00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,297
AND MY PATIENT HAS CUT
OFF THE TIP OF HIS FINGER.
238
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,798
WE NEED TO GET HIM
IN A PRE-OP RIGHT AWAY.
239
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,790
PETE, HAND ME THE BAG.
240
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,559
WHAT?
241
00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:04,395
THE BAG WITH YOUR FINGERTIP.
242
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,130
Y-Y-YOU HAD IT.
243
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:12,169
NO, YOU... OH, MY GOD.
244
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,706
WHAT?
245
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:18,242
I LEFT IT IN THE CAB.
246
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,112
YOU'RE KIDDING ME. YOU'RE KID...
247
00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,548
YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE!
248
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,416
I DID NOT. YUH-HUH.
249
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,296
BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST
TRYING TO GET EVEN WITH ME
250
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,653
FOR BEING WITH YOUR MOTHER,
251
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,832
SO YOU THREW MY FINGER AWAY!
252
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,489
KEEP IT DOWN.
253
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,636
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, THAT
IS RIDICULOUS, OKAY?
254
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,993
LOOK, HEY, WE HAVE
PLENTY OF TIME, ALL RIGHT?
255
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,406
I WILL GET IT BACK.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
256
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,796
ARE YOU SURE?
257
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,566
OF COURSE I'M
SURE. HEY, HIGH FOUR.
258
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,381
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
259
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,328
ONE MORE TRIP TO THE
AIRPORT, BACK TO THE HOTEL.
260
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,384
EXCUSE ME.
261
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,586
I'M STILL HERE.
262
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:02,621
RIGHT.
263
00:12:02,656 --> 00:12:05,122
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT...
264
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:08,026
YOU LEFT YOUR FINGER
IN ONE OF OUR CABS?
265
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,929
NO, NOT MY FINGER.
266
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,864
MY FRIEND'S FINGER, ALL RIGHT?
267
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:17,134
COME ON. WILL YOU HELP
ME OUT HERE OR WHAT?
268
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,181
WHAT WAS THE CAB'S NUMBER?
269
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,940
I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS YELLOW.
270
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,185
YOU SEE OUR PROBLEM HERE?
271
00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:26,711
OKAY. WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
272
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,712
I REMEMBER SOMETHING
ABOUT THE DRIVER, THOUGH.
273
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,925
ALL RIGHT. THAT MIGHT HELP.
274
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:32,016
HE HAD AN ACCENT. HE WAS
FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY.
275
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,286
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
276
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,422
UM, LOOK, THIS IS MY
BEST FRIEND'S FINGER,
277
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,593
AND, UH, HE THINKS I
LOST IT ON PURPOSE.
278
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,394
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
279
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,662
YES, I'M MAD AT HIM,
280
00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:46,430
BUT WHO WOULDN'T
BE AFTER WHAT HE DID?
281
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:50,902
MUST BE PRETTY SERIOUS
IF YOU CUT OFF HIS FINGER.
282
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,704
HE DATED MY MOTHER.
283
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:55,506
AND YOU ONLY CUT OFF HIS FINGER?
284
00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:58,509
DISPATCH.
285
00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:00,979
WHAT? ACTUALLY,
HOLD ON A SECOND.
286
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,179
REALLY?
287
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,793
IT WASN'T A BIG TOE, WAS IT?
288
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:07,085
NO, IT WAS A FINGER.
289
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,254
WHAT KIND OF PLACE
ARE YOU RUNNING HERE?
290
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:13,124
NO, EDDIE, I GUESS
YOU CAN KEEP THE TOE.
291
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:20,098
OH, LOOK AT THIS
CONFERENCE ROOM.
292
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,667
IT'S ALL TO INTIMIDATE YOU.
293
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:27,071
THEY WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL
LIKE YOU'RE NOBODY, SHELLY.
294
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,406
IT'S SHARON.
295
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:30,708
SHARON.
296
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:33,377
GOSH, THIS IS SO EXCITING.
MY FIRST SETTLEMENT MEETING.
297
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:35,379
SO WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE ME TO DO, SIR?
298
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:37,615
I WANT YOU TO PRETEND
THAT YOU'RE MY ASSOCIATE.
299
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,629
YOU SIT UP STRAIGHT,
YOU LOOK STEELY-EYED,
300
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,063
AND YOU PUT THIS
PEN IN YOUR POCKET.
301
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,153
OKAY, WHY?
302
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,022
IT'S A NICE PEN.
303
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,490
UM, OKAY, SO WHAT
IS THIS CASE ABOUT?
304
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,926
MY CLIENT, SINGLE FATHER OF TWO,
305
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,629
LOST THE USE OF HIS LEGS
DUE TO THE NEGLIGENCE
306
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:54,165
OF THE COMPANY
REPRESENTED BY THIS FIRM.
307
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,900
OH, THAT IS TERRIBLE.
308
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,870
NOW, HOW MUCH DO THESE
CASES USUALLY SETTLE FOR?
309
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,538
USUALLY IN THE MILLIONS.
310
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,040
NICE.
311
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,175
I MEAN... THAT'S BAD,
312
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:07,244
AWFUL THAT HE LOST
THE USE OF HIS LEGS,
313
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,246
BUT IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
314
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,785
MR. BRESLIN, WE HAVE
REVIEWED THE FACTS
315
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,320
OF YOUR CLIENT'S CASE,
AND ALTHOUGH WE FEEL
316
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,923
THIS IS NOTHING MORE
THAN A NUISANCE SUIT,
317
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:21,592
IN THE INTEREST OF
RESOLVING THIS PROMPTLY,
318
00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:23,728
WE HAVE PREPARED
A CERTIFIED CHECK
319
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,262
IN THE AMOUNT OF $30,000.
320
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:28,232
$30,000? TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
321
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:31,135
BOY, ARE YOU GUYS IN
FOR A SURPRISE. TELL HIM.
322
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,270
WE'LL TAKE IT.
323
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,271
WHAT?
324
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,540
THANK YOU.
325
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,043
$30,000? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
326
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,599
I WAS THINKING I WAS
GOING TO GET $20,000.
327
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,683
OH, DADDY'S HAD A GOOD DAY.
328
00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:50,254
OKAY.
329
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,556
ONE LAST TEST.
330
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,692
I'M GOING TO HOLD UP A CARD,
331
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:58,262
AND YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS
TO DRAW WHAT YOU SEE.
332
00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,231
IT'S JUST YOUR IMPRESSIONS.
333
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,633
DOESN'T HAVE TO
BE A WORK OF ART.
334
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:07,105
OKAY... TIME.
335
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,940
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
336
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:21,219
IT'S MY FINGERS.
337
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,655
THAT'S CUTE. THAT'S VERY CUTE.
338
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:25,656
YEAH.
339
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:28,960
SORRY TO DRAW THEM SO CHUBBY.
340
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:32,463
JOHNNY, WHY ARE
YOU STONEWALLING ME?
341
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:35,499
OOH, STONEWALLING.
342
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:38,136
IS THAT ONE OF YOUR
BIG DOCTOR WORDS?
343
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,972
WELL, I'M SORRY IF I COULDN'T
BE A LITTLE MORE COLORFUL.
344
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:44,075
OH, NO, JOHNNY, YOU ARE
SURPRISINGLY COLORFUL,
345
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,278
BORDERING ON PSYCHOTIC.
346
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:49,080
RIGHT.
347
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,949
I DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER ANY
OF YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS.
348
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,251
OH, NO.
349
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,220
NO, IT'S NOT YOUR ANSWERS
THAT TELL ME ABOUT YOU,
350
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,589
IT'S THE WAY YOU
RESPOND TO THE QUESTIONS.
351
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:03,594
YOU ARE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE,
352
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,798
YOU HAVE TROUBLE WITH AUTHORITY,
353
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:10,868
AND I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'VE
GOT A DRINKING PROBLEM.
354
00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:13,337
WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
355
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,106
DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN.
356
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,041
WRITE IT DOWN? ARE YOU KIDDING?
357
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,976
I'M HOPING TO HAVE IT PUBLISHED.
358
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,344
YOU CAN'T PUBLISH THAT!
359
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:23,181
THAT KIND OF STUFF WILL END
UP ON MY PERMANENT RECORD!
360
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,526
OH, JOHNNY, DON'T WORRY.
361
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,395
THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO READ THIS
362
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,164
SUBSCRIBE TO MEDICAL JOURNALS...
363
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,653
OR HAVE THE INTERNET.
364
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,555
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
365
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,225
I SAW A BUTTERFLY IN THE INK!
366
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:37,695
IT'S A BUTTERFLY!
367
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:43,901
WELCOME TO YOUR NEW OFFICE.
368
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:49,340
IT ISN'T MUCH, BUT...
WELL, IT ISN'T MUCH.
369
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,975
HOW'D IT GO?
370
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,010
OH, JUST LIKE I SAID.
371
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:56,047
HERE'S YOUR CHECK,
MINUS MY HALF.
372
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,949
THANK YOU.
373
00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,218
AND I THINK YOU HAVE
SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO ME.
374
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,053
OH, YEAH. THANKS FOR THE CHAIR.
375
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:04,388
UH, YOU KNOW, THE
RIGHT WHEEL STICKS A BIT.
376
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:05,522
IT PINCHED MY THUMB.
377
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,291
SO SUE ME.
378
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,996
OH, SHARON, YOU
CAN USE THAT CHAIR,
379
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,098
AND I'LL GET YOU A DESK LATER.
380
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:17,902
MR. BRESLIN, I'M NOT QUITE
SURE HOW TO SAY THIS, BUT, UH,
381
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,171
I DON'T THINK
THIS JOB IS FOR ME.
382
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,984
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
383
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,248
YOU CAN GET A LOT OF
PRACTICAL EXPERIENCE.
384
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,121
HELL, I'LL EVEN LET
YOU DO LEGAL WORK,
385
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,823
WHICH IS TECHNICALLY ILLEGAL.
386
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,747
NO, SIR, I'M QUITTING
BECAUSE I THINK
387
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,282
YOU'RE THE WORLD'S WORST LAWYER.
388
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,262
SHARON, I DO NOT
CHOOSE MY CLIENTS.
389
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,519
YES, BUT YOU HELP
THEM BREAK THE LAW.
390
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,422
BEND. BEND. THAT'S
WHAT WE LAWYERS DO.
391
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:39,690
NOT THIS LAWYER.
392
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,370
OH, SHARON, DON'T BE SO NAIVE.
393
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,505
YOU KNOW, WHEN I
FIRST STARTED PRACTICE,
394
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,040
IT WAS TO DEFEND THE RIGHTS
395
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,142
OF THOSE WHO COULD
NOT DEFEND THEMSELVES,
396
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,399
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
397
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:49,778
BECAUSE THEY WERE GUILTY AS SIN.
398
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,102
SO I DECIDED
399
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,581
THAT IF I'M GOING
TO REPRESENT SCUM,
400
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,872
I MIGHT AS WELL REPRESENT
SCUM WHO CAN PAY ME.
401
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,074
OH, OKAY, SO YOU JUST GAVE UP.
402
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,388
NO, I WISED UP, AND
YOU WILL, TOO, SOMEDAY.
403
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,179
I-I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, SIR.
404
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,415
OH, NOW YOU SOUND
JUST LIKE MY SON.
405
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,483
HE'S A JUDGE.
406
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,589
YOU KNOW WHAT?
OKAY, I MIGHT BE NAIVE,
407
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,691
BUT AT LEAST I
NEVER STOP TRYING.
408
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,772
WELL, I KNEW THAT THE
FIRST TIME I SAW YOU.
409
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:17,962
WELL, GOODBYE.
410
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,964
GOODBYE.
411
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,303
OKAY, YOU KNOW
WHAT REALLY GETS ME?
412
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,204
HERE I AM ACCUSING
YOU OF BEING A QUITTER,
413
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,272
AND THEN I GO AND QUIT.
414
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,141
HYPOCRITE.
415
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,409
WELL, I AM NOT QUITTING.
416
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,188
I AM STICKING AROUND UNTIL
YOU CLEAN UP YOUR ACT.
417
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:34,711
BY THE TIME I AM
FINISHED WITH YOU,
418
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,558
YOU WILL HAVE A
RESPECTABLE LAW PRACTICE.
419
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,682
YEAH? WELL, THAT'S
ASSUMING THAT I HIRE YOU.
420
00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:40,084
TOO LATE. I'M HIRED,
421
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,897
BUT I'M EXPENSIVE, SO
LET ME SEE YOUR BOOKS.
422
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:42,886
OKAY.
423
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,021
I GOT TWO SETS.
424
00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:46,890
WHICH ONE WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?
425
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,396
PETE, I AM SO SORRY.
426
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,598
I COULDN'T FIND IT.
427
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,334
YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS.
428
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,869
I CHECKED THE CAB COMPANY,
THE POLICE, EVERYWHERE.
429
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:04,208
I, UH, I DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOUR FINGER IS.
430
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,979
I, UH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
431
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:10,181
I-I'M SORRY. I LOST IT.
432
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:13,084
ISN'T THAT FUNNY? WE
BOTH LOST A FINGER TODAY.
433
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,086
YOU IDIOT!
434
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:18,755
I'M... I CAN GET YOU A TOE.
435
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:26,030
CAN YOU EVER... EVER FORGIVE ME?
436
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:29,333
WAIT, YOU WOULDN'T FORGIVE
ME FOR BEING WITH YOUR MOTHER?
437
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,369
YOU SEE, HERE'S THE THING...
438
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,070
YOU STILL HAVE YOUR MOTHER.
439
00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:34,838
ALL I HAVE IS A BLOODY NUB.
440
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,674
OKAY, LOOK, OBVIOUSLY, PETE...
441
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:38,742
OH, WAIT, WHAT,
442
00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:40,711
YOU'RE GOING TO
SAY SOMETHING NOW
443
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:43,714
TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
ABOUT NOT HAVING A FINGER?
444
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,716
OH, WELL, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
445
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,119
I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR
IT. OKAY, BERG, GO.
446
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:51,055
OKAY, I SEE YOUR POINT.
447
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,456
AND?
448
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:57,028
AND I FORGIVE YOU
FOR SEEING MY MOTHER.
449
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,497
THANK YOU.
450
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,564
ALL RIGHT.
451
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:01,565
OKAY.
452
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,799
WAS THAT THAT HARD?
453
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,236
DO YOU FORGIVE ME
FOR LOSING YOUR FINGER?
454
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,571
NO.
455
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:11,475
SEE, IT JUST SO HAPPENS
YOU DIDN'T LOSE MY FINGER.
456
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,478
THEY SEWED IT ON
WHILE YOU WERE GONE.
457
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,248
AND I GOT A SUCKER.
458
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:19,850
WHAT? I THOUGHT I
LEFT IT IN THE CAB.
459
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,286
YOU DID, BUT I GRABBED
IT BEFORE YOU NOTICED.
460
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:25,056
SEE, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS CHECK
A CAB FOR YOUR BELONGINGS
461
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,157
BEFORE YOU GET OUT.
462
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,691
HOLD IT.
463
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:28,770
YOU MADE ME GO THROUGH
ALL THIS FOR NOTHING?
464
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:30,127
NO, NO, NOT FOR NOTHING.
465
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:32,296
YOU HAD TO BE TAUGHT
THE LESSON OF FORGIVENESS.
466
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,098
I TAKE IT BACK. YOU CAN'T.
467
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,444
IT'S ALREADY OUT THERE.
I ALREADY ACCEPTED IT.
468
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,934
OH, YEAH?
469
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,347
WELL, THOSE STITCHES
ARE STILL FRESH, YOU KNOW.
470
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,770
ONE LITTLE TUG
471
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,885
AND THAT LITTLE
PIGGY COMES RIGHT OFF!
472
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,647
HEY, THANKS FOR THE KNIFE, MAN.
473
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,281
YOU KNOW, YOU WERE RIGHT.
474
00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:55,252
ALL I NEEDED WAS A HOBBY TO
TAKE MY MIND OFF MY FINGER.
475
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:58,388
IT GETS A LITTLE
SLIPPERY FROM THE SOAP.
476
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,201
YOU KNOW, I THINK
WE BOTH LEARNED
477
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:02,337
A PRETTY VALUABLE
LESSON ABOUT SAFETY HERE.
478
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:06,063
DAMN, THIS STUPID
THING IS STUCK AGAIN.
479
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,965
BERG, DON'T PUT
YOUR FINGERS IN THERE.
480
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,166
HERE... USE MY KNIFE.
481
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,035
THANKS.
482
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,602
THERE WE GO.
483
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:16,840
HEY, YOU WANT TO
MAKE A CHOPPED SALAD?
484
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,909
YEAH, RIGHT. WHAT,
ARE WE BOTH IDIOTS?
485
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,889
HERE'S YOUR KNIFE BACK, BUDDY.
486
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,147
THANKS.
487
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:26,083
AAH! JUST KIDDING.
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