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PETE! WHAT?
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MOVE OVER!
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OKAY.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!
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JOGGING!
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Y-YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE, BERG.
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PEOPLE TALK AS IT IS.
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SOMETHING FROM ASHLEY'S
APARTMENT IS LEAKING ON MY BED.
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I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 48 HOURS,
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AND I HAVE TO BE BACK AT
THE HOSPITAL IN THE MORNING.
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THE COUCH IS CLOSER
TO THE HOSPITAL.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO SLEEP THERE?
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I CAN'T, OKAY?
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LAST WEEK, I SPILLED
MILK ON THE COUCH,
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AND FOR SOME
REASON, NOW IT SMELLS.
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SO GO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR.
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I CAN'T!
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FOR SOME REASON,
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THERE'S A LINE OF ANTS
HEADING TOWARDS THE COUCH!
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FINE.
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YOU CAN SLEEP HERE.
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GOOD.
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IF YOU DON'T MIND,
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I'M JUST GONNA
READ A LITTLE BIT.
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OH, THE TV WON'T
BOTHER YOU, WILL IT?
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AND NOW... THE SINGING FISH.
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♪ I WANT TO KNOW ♪
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♪ CAN YOU HELP ME? ♪
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♪ HOW I LOVE TO STAY... ♪
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THAT'S THE LAST
TIME I BUY YOU A GIFT
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OUT OF THE AIRPLANE CATALOGUE!
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YOU CAN'T FOOL
ME. I KNOW IT'S YOU!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M GONNA PAINT MY DOOR.
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ACCORDING TO FENG SHUI, A
BLUE DOOR SAYS "WELCOME"!
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NOW GO HOME!
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HEY, IRENE, I'M NOT HERE
FOR WHAT YOU THINK.
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I JUST REALLY NEED
A PLACE TO SLEEP.
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OH, AND YOU THOUGHT,
"WHY NOT ON TOP OF IRENE?"
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LOOK, I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT
READY TO COMMIT TO YOU.
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BESIDES, MY HANDS ARE FULL.
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FRANKLY, SOME OF THE
CATS ARE REALLY VERY HIGH
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FROM THE PAINT!
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LOOK, IRENE, SOMETHING
FROM ASHLEY'S APARTMENT
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IS LEAKING ON MY BED.
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I JUST NEED A PLACE
TO SLEEP, THAT'S ALL.
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GO TELL HER TO FIX THE LEAK.
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SHE'S AT THE HOSPITAL.
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ALL RIGHT, THEN, JUST
GO SLEEP IN HER ROOM.
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HERE'S HER KEY.
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PLEASE TELL ME JOHNNY
LOANED YOU HIS KEY.
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ONCE. THAT'S WHEN
I HAD THESE MADE.
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HEY, BABY, WHERE YOU BEEN?
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NOT NOW, SWEETHEART. I
GOTTA CALL THE ROOFER GUY.
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THREE HOURS I WAITED FOR
HIM, AND HE NEVER SHOWED UP!
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OH, GOD, THAT REMINDS ME...
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THE ROOFER GUY CALLED,
AND HE CAN'T SHOW UP.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?!
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I WAS ABOUT TO, BUT
THE PHONE BROKE.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
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I DON'T KNOW! WHAT
ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR?!
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THINGS FALL ONTO OTHER THINGS!
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THE GARBAGE
DISPOSAL'S BROKEN, TOO.
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WHAT A DAY I AM HAVING!
EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG!
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FIRST OF ALL, THERE WAS...
WHY IS THIS BEER WARM,
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AND COME THE LITTLE
LIGHT'S NOT COMING ON?!
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OH.
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I THOUGHT I UNPLUGGED
THE DISPOSAL.
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GOD, BABY, YOU'RE SO TENSE.
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HERE.
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OHH, OH, GOD, THAT
FEELS SO GOOD.
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SEE?
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TOMORROW'S GONNA
BE A BETTER DAY.
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LOWER.
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TOMORROW'S GONNA
BE A BETTER DAY.
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MAYBE I COULD TAKE
YOUR MIND OFF THINGS.
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OH, YEAH?
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WHAT EXACTLY DID
YOU HAVE IN MIND?
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I WENT TO THE STORE TODAY.
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DID YOU GET CANDLES?
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OH, YEAH.
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DID YOU GET MASSAGE
OIL? OH, YEAH!
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DID YOU GET PROTECTION?
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GOD, I REALLY GOTTA
START MAKING UP A LIST!
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BUT I GOT MY HOPES
UP AND EVERYTHING!
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WELL, BABY, JUST GO
OUT AND BUY SOME MORE.
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IT'S FREEZING OUTSIDE,
AND BELIEVE ME,
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COLD IS NOT GONNA
HELP US IN THE LONG RUN.
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OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, THEN, UM,
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THEN GO GET SOME
FROM PETE AND BERG.
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EW!
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THEN I'LL GO ASK.
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I'M NOT GONNA HAVE
THEM SITTING UP THERE
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KNOWING THEIR PROTECTION'S
GETTING LUCKY WITH MY WIFE.
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WELL, THEN, YOU'D BETTER
GO TAKE A COLD... BATH.
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THE SHOWER HEAD BROKE OFF.
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OH, GROSS!
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OHH... I SHOULD HAVE
ASKED FOR THESE BACK
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WHEN WE BROKE UP.
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I AM THE TOILET KING.
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STUPID ASHLEY!
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MY CARPET!
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MY MAGAZINES!
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YEAH?
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HEY, DOROTHY. BUILDING
A TORNADO SHELTER?
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE JOHNNY
IS? HE'S NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE.
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WELL, IT'S THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
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HE'S PROBABLY ASLEEP,
LIKE MOST NORMAL PEOPLE!
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AH... SO YOU'VE BEEN
WATCHING US. GOOD.
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LISTEN, SINCE YOU'RE AWAKE
AND YOUR BED IS EMPTY,
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DO YOU THINK I COULD
CRASH HERE TONIGHT?
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I TOLD YOU, I AM NO
LONGER INTERESTED IN YOU.
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THAT'S WHY IT'S EASY TO ASK.
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OH, OH, I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.
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YOU DON'T GET THIRSTY
UNTIL THE WELL RUNS DRY.
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TAKE AWAY YOUR CANDY,
SUDDENLY YOU HAVE A SWEET TOOTH.
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COULD YOU USE
EARTH WORDS, PLEASE?
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YOU WANT ME.
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OKAY, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, IRENE.
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ALL THESE YEARS OF SNUBBING
YOU HAVE BEEN AN ELABORATE RUSE
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TO GET YOU IN BED TONIGHT.
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WOW, THIS IS BORDERING
ON OBSESSION.
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DON'T MAKE ME GET A
RESTRAINING ORDER.
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YOU CAN HAVE MINE!
JUST REVERSE THE NAMES!
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I'LL BE OFF IN A SECOND.
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I JUST HAVE TO
CHECK MY MESSAGES.
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I WENT OUT WITH THIS
TERRIFIC GUY THE OTHER NIGHT.
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HE'S REALLY RICH, NOT
THAT THAT MATTERS.
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Berg: HELLO?
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W-WHO IS THIS?
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WELL, YOU CALLED
ME.WHO DO YOU THINK?
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BERG?!
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YEP.
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NO!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY APARTMENT?!
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I'M NOT IN YOUR APARTMENT.
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WHY WOULD I BE IN
YOUR APARTMENT?
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Y-Y-YOU WERE THINKING OF
YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND BERG,
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so you accidentally
dialed me instead.
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I UNDERSTAND. I'M MORE
ADDICTIVE THAN CRACK.
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HEY, IS THAT MY MUSIC BOX?
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NO.
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OKAY, SO, HYPOTHETICALLY,
SINCE YOU'RE IN YOUR APARTMENT,
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IF I CALL YOU BACK, YOU'RE
GONNA PICK UP YOUR PHONE?
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NOT A CHANCE, LADY! YOU
REALLY GOTTA GET OVER ME!
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WHAT?! I MEAN... AAHH!
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Sharon.
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SHARON... NO.
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CAN'T WE JUST MESS AROUND?
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JOHNNY, IF YOU COULD
JUST MESS AROUND,
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WE WOULDN'T KEEP
RUNNING OUT OF PROTECTION.
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IF YOU COULD MAKE A LIST,
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WE'D BE MAKING WITH THE
BUMP-BUMPS RIGHT NOW.
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COME ON, IT'S NOT
LIKE I DON'T WANT TO,
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BUT, I MEAN, WE
GOTTA BE RESPONSIBLE.
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IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE TEENAGERS.
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ARE YOU MAKING
FUN OF MY PARENTS?
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I JUST DON'T THINK
IT'S WORTH THE RISK.
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THE RISK IS TINY! IT'S
RIDICULOUSLY TINY!
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YEAH, HOW TINY?
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WELL, I WORK A LOT AROUND
ELECTRICAL CURRENTS.
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I'M PRETTY SURE I'M STERILE.
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OH, OH, THAT'S GOOD.
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AS WE WALK BY
PEOPLE, THEY'LL SAY,
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"LOOKY, THERE GOES
THE STERILE ELECTRICIAN
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AND HIS PREGNANT BRIDE."
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I CAN HANDLE THAT. I LOVE KIDS.
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I COULD SAY I WANTED TO
RAISE TIGERS RIGHT NOW,
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AND YOU'D SAY YES.
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SURE, WE COULD WORK
THEM INTO OUR MAGIC ACT.
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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SERIOUSLY, JOHNNY, I DON'T
THINK YOU'RE READY TO BE A FATHER.
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WHOA, WHOA! WHAT'S
THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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I'M GONNA BE A GREAT DAD.
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YES, YOU WILL,
SOMEDAY, BUT NOT NOW.
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EVERYTHING MAKES YOU ANGRY...
BROKEN PHONES, WARM BEER.
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I AM GOING TO BE
THE MOST PATIENT
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AND UNDERSTANDING
FATHER A CHILD HAS EVER HAD.
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GO AWAY!
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HEY, THANKS, BUDDY, I, UH,
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I REALLY NEED A PLACE TO CRASH.
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NOT HERE!
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NO, MY BED IS SOAKING WET.
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THE COUCH SMELLS,
AND ASHLEY'S GOT THIS...
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I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE THINKS
I'M OBSESSED WITH HER.
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I MEAN, SHE... SHE'S THE
ONE WHO'S OFF-BALANCE.
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SHE'S THE ONE WHO
SPENT FOUR MONTHS
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IN A SPECIAL HOSPITAL.
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THEY DIDN'T TAKE AWAY MY
MIRRORS AND SHOELACES.
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YOU DON'T SEE ME UP IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
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TALKING TO MYSELF, DO YOU?
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NO, YOU DO NOT.
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WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?
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LOOK, JUST BECAUSE I
KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR ONCE
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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
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DOES NOT MEAN THAT
I'M OBSESSED WITH YOU.
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THIS IS THE SECOND
TIME YOU'VE KNOCKED.
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OH, AND THAT MAKES ME OBSESSED?
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LOOK, I'M JUST THE KNOCKER.
YOU'RE THE COUNTER KNOCKER
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OH, PETE, THIS IS CLASSIC.
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IT DOESN'T TAKE
DR. FREUD TO NOTICE
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YOU WORKED "KNOCKERS"
INTO THE CONVERSATION.
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WHAT?! WHAT?!
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NO, NO, NO, IRENE, THAT IS...
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YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS
CONVERSATION IS OVER!
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THEN WHY ARE YOU
STILL STANDING HERE?
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B-B-B... AH!
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GAAH!
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'CAUSE IT'S A FREE
COUNTRY, THAT'S WHY!
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AAGH!
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THAT DOES IT! THAT DOES IT!
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ASHLEY!
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BLANKET... WHERE'S MY BLANKET?
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SHUT UP, BERG!
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HEY... EASY.
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THE LITTLE FELLA
LOST HIS BLANKET.
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YOU DO KNOW THAT'S BERG, RIGHT?
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I'M JUST TRYING TO
SHOW A LITTLE PATIENCE
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AND UNDERSTANDING.
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HEY, I THINK THAT'S MY
NATURAL FATHERLY INSTINCTS
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KICKING IN.
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OKAY, FINE.
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BUT IF HE'S HUNGRY,
I'M NOT BREAST-FEEDING.
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HEY... HERE YOU GO.
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THERE, THAT'S RIGHT, SLUGGER.
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THAT'S A BLANKET.
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ASHLEY!
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OW!
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DAMN KEY!
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HELLO?
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HUH.
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THAT'S FUNNY, I ALWAYS THOUGHT
233
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:59,003
THERE'D BE A 3-HEADED
DOG GUARDING THIS ROOM.
234
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,277
HUH.
235
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:15,119
COME ON, BOY! THERE'S
TROUBLE AT THE WELL!
236
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:29,667
THAT'S A GOOD BOY!
237
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,903
STAY. STAY.
238
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:37,107
THAT'S TOILET WATER. YOU ENJOY.
239
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:38,676
MR. JEEBERS!
240
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,611
COME HERE, BABY!
241
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,146
MR. JEEBERS!
242
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:45,482
MR. JEEBERS, WHERE ARE YOU?
243
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,866
AAAAHHH!
244
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,891
WHAT'S THAT? THERE'S A SOUND.
245
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:54,959
HONEY!
246
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,360
WHAT?
247
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,763
BERG'S TALKING
IN HIS SLEEP AGAIN.
248
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,464
THAT'S 10 TIMES TONIGHT.
249
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:03,734
AAH! DAMN IT!
250
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,502
DAMN IT.
251
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,072
SHH, BERG, IT'S OKAY, BUDDY.
252
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:09,406
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
253
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,845
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
254
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:18,015
JUST FIXING HIS PILLOW.
JUST FLUFFING HIS PILLOW.
255
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,417
UHH.
256
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,419
DO YOU HAVE SOME WATER?
257
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,788
WHAT?
258
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,556
THIRSTY.
259
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,725
YEAH, FINE.
260
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,461
4:00 IN THE MORNING...
GETTING HIM A DRINK OF WATER.
261
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,541
NOBODY EVER GOT
ME A DRINK OF WATER.
262
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,677
BATHROOM LIGHT IS
ON. NO ONE'S IN THERE.
263
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,667
I'M THE TOILET KING.
264
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:53,918
Man: HEY, ASHLEY... IT'S DeVO.
265
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,201
I HAD A GREAT TIE
THE OTHER NIGH.
266
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,825
GIVE ME A CAL.
267
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:03,661
MY NUMBER IS -
268
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,196
Electronic voice:
MESSAGE ERASED.
269
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,499
OOPS.
270
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:19,243
ONE AND TWO AND
ONE AND TWO AND...
271
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:28,385
DON'T WORRY, BABY.
272
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:31,488
OKAY, MAMA'S HERE.
273
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:38,295
ONE... TWO...
274
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,076
WAKE UP!
275
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,745
BERG, GO TO BED.
276
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,848
I HEARD A NOISE!
277
00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:00,350
IT'S NOTHING LIKE THE
NOISE YOU'RE GONNA HEAR
278
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:01,596
IF I HAVE TO GET UP.
279
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,888
BERG, JUST GO BACK TO
SLEEP. IT WAS NOTHING.
280
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,957
BUT YOU GUYS, I...
BUT... BUT WHAT?
281
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,526
DO YOU HAVE ANY JUICE?
282
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:10,795
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
283
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,897
JOHNNY, HE ONLY ASKED FOR JUICE.
284
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,212
WHY DO YOU BABY HIM?
285
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,035
COME ON, LET'S GO.
286
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,936
YOU'RE GOING BACK UPSTAIRS.
287
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:23,040
I DON'T WANNA GO
UPSTAIRS. I WANT SOME JUICE.
288
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:28,179
YOU CAN GET YOUR
OWN JUICE UPSTAIRS.
289
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,246
FINE!
290
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:32,649
I WILL GET MY OWN
JUICE UPSTAIRS.
291
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,952
AH! NO, NO, NO.
292
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,420
YOU'RE GOING UP TO YOUR ROOM!
293
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,856
GREAT, GREAT, I
WANNA GO TO MY ROOM.
294
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,324
GOOD.
295
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,799
YOU'LL BE SORRY WHEN I'M DEAD!
296
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,975
IT'S LIKE DEALING WITH A BABY!
297
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,066
NOW, SWEETIE, THAT IS NOT FAIR.
298
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,268
YOU CANNOT COMPARE
BERG TO A BABY.
299
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:52,737
BABIES HAVE POTENTIAL.
300
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,539
I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
301
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,141
OF COURSE I WAS!
302
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,110
ABOUT WHAT THIS TIME?
303
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:02,579
ABOUT ME NOT BEING
READY TO HAVE A BABY.
304
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,049
FROM NOW ON, WE
USE PROTECTION...
305
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,195
TWO AT A TIME.
306
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,352
OKAY.
307
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,054
GOODNIGHT.
308
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,190
GOODNIGHT.
309
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:16,260
MMM... MMM...
310
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:20,131
OKAY... BASEBALL,
SISTER MARGARET,
311
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:23,200
108 TIMES 5, BASEBALL...
312
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:34,845
DO ALL THE MEN IN YOUR
BEDGET THAT WARNING?
313
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,214
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?
314
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,683
WELL, I HAD A BIT OF PORRIDGE...
315
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,022
I'M SORRY, I MUST
HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP.
316
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,758
THIS BED IS REALLY COMFORTABLE.
IS THIS EGYPTIAN COTTON?
317
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,394
MY MUSIC BOX!
318
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:53,430
OH, YEAH. HERE.
319
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,699
HERE'S YOUR LITTLE TOY.
320
00:18:55,734 --> 00:19:00,370
IT IS NOT A TOY! YOU
BROKE PRETTY CATHY!
321
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,840
SO, DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER?
322
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:06,010
I'LL MELT HER FEET
RIGHT BACK ON.
323
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,577
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
324
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:10,347
I CAME UP HERE
TO FIX YOUR TOILET.
325
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,817
IT'S LEAKING INTO OUR APARTMENT.
326
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,552
AH! MY POODLE COZY!
327
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:19,890
I KNOW, I TRIED TO STOP HIM.
328
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:23,560
HE'S SO BRAVE.
329
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,064
AH!
330
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,533
WELL, GO DOWN AND
TURN OFF THE WATER MAIN!
331
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,636
I'M NOT GOING DOWN TO THE
DEPARTMENT OF WATER AND POWER
332
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,271
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
333
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,308
IT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE THE
BUILDING BY THE GARBAGE BINS.
334
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,709
I KNOW THAT!
335
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:41,979
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT TURN
OFF THE WATER TO THE CITY!
336
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:18,349
PETE?
337
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,753
NO, NO, NO, IRENE, IT'S
NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
338
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,421
I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH YOU!
339
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,290
YOU WANT TO LOOK?! FINE!
340
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:29,126
GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM!
341
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:48,779
YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE.
342
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,386
YOU CAN SLEEP THERE.
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