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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, BERG!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I CAME DOWN
HERE TO BORROW A PLUNGER,
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AND I WOUND UP IN YOUR BEDROOM.
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DON'T BLAME YOURSELF.
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I BLAME YOU. WE AGREED
NOT TO DO THIS ANYMORE.
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I DIDN'T PLAN IT.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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"BERG, CAN I BORROW A PLUNGER?"
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"SURE, ASH. LET ME JUST
PUT ON SOME MARVIN GAYE
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WHILE WE LOOK FOR IT."
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I KNOW, I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
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IF YOU WERE SORRY, YOU
WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.
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I KNOW, I KNOW.
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I'M NOT REALLY SORRY.
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BERG, WE ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS.
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FIRST YOU DUMP ME
FOR NO GOOD REASON,
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AND NOW YOU'RE
MESSING WITH MY HEAD.
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IT'S NOT NICE!
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SHE NEVER WAS MUCH
OF A CUDDLER, WAS SHE?
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YOU KNOW, SHE'S RIGHT.
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?
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I CAN'T DATE RIGHT.
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I CAN'T BREAK UP RIGHT.
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I SHOULDN'T BE WITH ANYONE.
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I GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME.
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I HAVE TO BE STOPPED, AND
I'M JUST THE GUY TO DO IT.
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GOOD FOR YOU, BERG.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'LL
JUST HANG OUT WITH YOU.
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WE'LL GET A BIG-SCREEN
TV, A COUPLE OF RECLINERS...
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LIVE OUT THE REST
OF OUR DAYS IN PEACE.
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NO MORE WOMEN! YOU WITH ME?
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ONE SEC.
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HI.
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NO.
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BOY, THIS PLACE
WAS BUSY LAST NIGHT.
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HI, BABY.
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HEY, FOUND SOMETHING FOR YOU.
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WHAT IS IT?
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THEY'RE HAVING A BIG
WEDDING-DRESS SALE.
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I DIDN'T KNOW THERE
WAS SUCH A THING.
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THAT'S A RIOT!
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ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING YOU
MIGHT WANT TO CHECK IT OUT.
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JOHNNY...
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I SPENT FOUR MONTHS
PICKING OUT MY WEDDING DRESS.
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IT'S A COCO VOCE.
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A COCO VOCE!
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WELL, IT'S STRAINING OUR BUDGET.
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STRAINING OUR BUDGET!
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THEN I'LL JUST
HAVE TO ASK MY DAD
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TO CHIP IN A LITTLE MORE.
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HE'S PAYING FOR THE CHURCH,
THE HALL, AND THE CATERING.
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THEN I'LL JUST HAVE TO DIP
INTO THE HOUSE ACCOUNT.
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AGAIN... NO.
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JUST AS MY PRIDE WON'T ALLOW
ME TO GO TO YOUR FATHER,
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YOUR PRIDE WON'T ALLOW
YOU TO DIP INTO THE NEST EGG.
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IT WON'T?
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YOU'RE WAY TOO PROUD.
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WELL, THEN, WHAT
ARE WE GONNA DO?
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JOHNNY, STOP FOOLING AROUND!
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LET ME PUT THIS INTO
PERSPECTIVE FOR YOU.
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YOU BUY THAT DRESS,
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AND WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO INVITE MY FAMILY.
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HEY!
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NO!
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WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT
ABOUT THIS DRESS?
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BECAUSE THIS DRESS IS
GONNA MAKE THE WEDDING!
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EVERYBODY IS
FOCUSED ON THE BRIDE.
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DON'T YOU WANT ME
TO LOOK PERFECT?
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SWEETIE, YOU WOULD LOOK PERFECT
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IF YOU CAME TO THE
WEDDING WEARING OVERALLS.
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I WANT OUR WEDDING
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TO LOOK DIFFERENT
FROM YOUR SISTER'S.
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JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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BUT I WAS JUST THINKING...
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MY FAMILY IS COMING. OKAY, OKAY.
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I THINK I'M GONNA CALL JULIE.
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YOU JUST SAW HER THIS
MORNING. WANT MY ADVICE?
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WHAT?
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I JUST SAW YOUR
"ALLEGED" EX-GIRLFRIEND
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FLEE YOUR APARTMENT,
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HIT YOU OVER THE
HEAD WITH A PLUNGER,
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AND YOU'RE ASKING ME
IF I WANT YOUR ADVICE?
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IT'S JUST FUNNY.
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HEY, SHARON.
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HEY, I NEED YOUR ADVICE.
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ASK BERG. HE'S ON A ROLL.
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I GOT TO MAKE A CALL.
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LOOK AT THIS DRESS
STUNNING, RIGHT?
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YEAH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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THIS IS THE ONE I'VE BEEN
DREAMING ABOUT WEARING.
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BUT JOHNNY WANTS ME
TO GET A DRESS AT THIS...
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SALE.
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I MEAN, WHO BUYS A
WEDDING DRESS AT A SALE!
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I BOUGHT A SWEATER ON SALE ONCE,
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AND I CAN'T EXPLAIN
IT, BUT... PEOPLE KNEW!
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THE BLUE KNIT?
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OKAY, I SEE. I'M
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.
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OKAY, BYE-BYE.
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THIS IS TERRIBLE!
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I WROTE HER NUMBER DOWN WRONG.
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REMEMBER WHEN I DIDN'T
WANT A GUY TO CALL ME?
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I'D GIVE HIM THE NUMBER
TO THE GAY MEN'S CHORUS.
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IT'S A BAD TIME FOR
THAT STORY, SHAR.
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WHOO-HOO, YEAH! DISPOSAL'S SHOT.
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I'LL JUST SWITCH IT
FOR THE NEW ONE.
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GOD, SHARON'S SO
LUCKY TO HAVE YOU.
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THAT'S WHAT I KEEP TELLING HER.
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I'VE ALWAYS DATED SMART GUYS
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WHO COULDN'T
CHANGE A LIGHT BULB.
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I REALLY ENVY REGULAR PEOPLE.
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I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A
CHANCE TO REPHRASE THAT.
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DON'T TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY!
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I'M JUST SAYING...
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YOU'RE NOT COMPLICATED.
YOU'RE SIMPLE.
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I LIKE THAT.
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I MEANT REPHRASE IT NICER.
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WHY ARE YOU BEING SO SENSITIVE?
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YOU'RE HANDY.
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THAT'S A GOOD THING.
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I MEAN, I COULDN'T
FIX THIS SINK.
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WELL, I COULD IF I HAD
A BOOK OR SOMETHING.
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HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S PHYSICS.
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BUT I DON'T HAVE
TO... YOU'RE HERE.
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WELL, NOT ANYMORE.
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W-W-W-W-WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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FIX IT YOURSELF.
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JOHNNY, COME BACK! YOU'RE SMART!
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I'M SURE YOU KNOW LOTS OF
THINGS I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT.
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THANK YOU.
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THAT'S 13 JULIE SUTTON'S
DOWN, ONE TO GO.
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A DEPARTMENT STORE IS
NEVER GONNA HAVE MY DRESS.
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THEN YOU'LL JUST
GET ANOTHER ONE,
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AND THAT'LL BE YOUR DRESS.
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HEY! YOU'RE NOT BEING
A VERY GOOD GIRLFRIEND.
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BERG, HELP.
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LOOK AT ALL THE WOMEN
I'M NOT GONNA MARRY.
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IT'S RINGING.
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I LURED THEM IN
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WITH MY DAZZLING
CHARM AND A QUICK WIT,
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BUT IT'S NOT FAIR
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BECAUSE IN THE END,
I'M JUST A HEARTBREAKER.
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I AM.
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HELLO, IS THIS JULIE SUTTON?
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THIS IS PETE.
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DID YOU SLEEP
WITH ME LAST NIGHT?
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WELL, NO.
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I THINK I WROTE DOWN
HER NUMBER WRONG.
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NO, SHE DID NOT BLOW ME OFF!
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WHY DON'T YOU GIVE UP?
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I APPRECIATE YOUR
OPTIMISM, BUT REALLY!
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SHARON, SHE DID NOT BLOW ME OFF.
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LAST NIGHT WAS
ABOUT SOMETHING REAL.
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EVERY WOMAN YOU MEET,
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YOU RUN AROUND SAYING,
"SHE AND I CONNECTED."
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I'M TELLING YOU, GUYS,
THIS TIME IT WAS DIFFERENT.
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HOW?
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SHE AND I HAD A CONNECTION.
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REMEMBER WHEN YOU MET
JOHNNY? YOU JUST KNEW, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
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AND BERG, YOU KNEW WHEN...
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WHEN YOU SAW THAT BELT
YOU'RE WEARING, RIGHT?
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I APPRECIATE YOU TRYING TO
KEEP ME IN THE CONVERSATION.
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WHEN AM I GOING TO
MEET A GIRL LIKE THAT...
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THERE SHE IS!
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JULIE, IT'S PETE!
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JULIE!
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JULIE!
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I WROTE YOUR NUMBER DOWN WRONG!
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JULIE!
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JULIE!
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Julie.
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HI.
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IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
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Man on television:
THE FIRST STEP...
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WE LOCATE THE O-RING
AND THEN RELEASE IT.
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O-RING?
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OH, WELL, LOOK AT THAT!
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IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE "O."
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SO EASY.
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STEP TWO... AFTER WE'VE
RELEASED THE O-RING,
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IT SHOULD ALLOW US
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TO FREELY TURN THE
HOUSING COUNTERCLOCKWISE.
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FREELY TURNING, TIM.
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OW!
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STEP THREE... THE
GARBAGE DISPOSAL
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SHOULD EASILY COME
UNFASTENED FROM THE HOUSING.
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EASE UP, TIM! I'M
STILL ON STEP TWO!
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AND REMEMBER -
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WE NEED TO REMOVE ANY
BRACELETS OR WATCHES
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THAT MIGHT GET CAUGH.
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WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD
HAVE MADE THAT STEP ONE, TIM.
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HEY, LOOK AT US!
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WE'RE PLUMBER!
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OH, MY GOD.
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OH, MY GOD!
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HEY, DOES ANYONE ELSE
THINK MANNEQUINS ARE HOT?
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THAT'S MY DRESS!
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THAT'S MY DRESS! YES!
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MY WEDDING IS SAVED!
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UH-OH.
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THEY'RE TAKING MY DRESS.
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SOMEBODY'S TAKING MY DRESS!
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QUICK, DO SOMETHING!
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LIKE WHAT?
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THROW PETE THROUGH THE WINDOW!
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CALM DOWN. WE'LL INTERCEPT IT.
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IT'S LOCKED.
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THERE MUST BE ANOTHER ENTRANCE.
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OKAY...
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PETE, GET IN THERE AND
START BREAKING WIND.
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Berg: OKAY!
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THERE'S... THERE'S MY MANNEQUIN!
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OKAY, WE CAN MAKE IT! EXCUSE ME!
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IF YOU EVEN THINK
OF PUSHING PAST ME,
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I'LL TIE MY BOUQUET WITH
YOUR SMALL INTESTINES!
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Pete: GO, GO, GO!
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OH!
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OH, NO!
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THIS WAS NO BOATING ACCIDENT!
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HELP!
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OH, GOD! COME ON, COME ON!
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Ashley: HI. I'M HOME,
BUT I'M SCREENING.
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IF YOU MAKE THE
CUT, I'LL PICK IT UP.
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Ashley, it's Johnny. Pick up.
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YES, JOHNNY, HELP ME!
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I left my pliers up there.
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YES, YES!
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YOU'RE PLIERS ARE
HERE! COME GET THEM!
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But evidently, I
didn't make the cut.
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OH!
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COME ON! WE GOTTA
FIND THAT DRESS!
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IS THIS IT?
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I WOULDN'T WASH
MY CAR WITH THAT!
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HERE YOU ARE. YOU'RE
GONNA MAKE A LOVELY BRIDE.
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JUST REMEMBER IT'S
GOT A BEADED BODICE.
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SHARON, I KNOW!
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I SAW THE DRESS TWO MINUTES AGO!
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WHAT COLOR WAS IT?
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LISTEN... YOU STAY
HERE WITH HIM,
241
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,877
AND I'M GONNA LOOK ON THE
OTHER SIDE OF THE STORE.
242
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:24,549
WHAT THE HELL'S A BEADED BODICE?
243
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,020
JULIE!
244
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,155
PETE.
245
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,656
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU,
246
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,670
AND I WROTE YOUR
NUMBER DOWN WRONG.
247
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,174
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AT A WEDDING SALE?
248
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,031
IS YOUR SISTER GETTING MARRIED?
249
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,866
NO.
250
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,502
YOUR MOM?
251
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,769
NO.
252
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:48,639
YOU'RE GOING TO A WEDDING...
253
00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:52,009
YOU WANT TO SHOW UP THE BRIDE?
254
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,311
NO?
255
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,616
OH, MY GOD.
256
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:02,086
BERG... THAT
WOMAN... THERE IT IS!
257
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,754
BODICE, HO!
258
00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:05,156
SHUT UP!
259
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,557
JUST GO GET IT!
260
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,926
WHY SHOULD I GO
GET IT? YOU GO GET IT.
261
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:10,628
I'VE SEEN YOU AT WORK.
262
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,741
YOU COULD TALK A
WOMAN OUT OF A DRESS.
263
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:17,301
FOR ONCE, USE YOUR
POWERS FOR GOOD!
264
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,471
I CAN'T JUST TURN IT
ON AND OFF LIKE THAT.
265
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,174
I NEED A COUPLE OF DRINKS IN ME.
266
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,511
YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE,
267
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,546
I JUST GUESS YOU
HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF!
268
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:45,429
GOD, WHAT I'D GIVE
FOR AN OPPOSABLE TOE.
269
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,666
OH! COME IN!
270
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,368
COME IN, COME IN, COME IN!
271
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,971
OH, JOHNNY, THANK GOD!
272
00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:55,506
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
273
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,241
MY WATCH GOT STUCK.
274
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,845
YOU'RE KIDDING.
275
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:04,748
WELL, YOU'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO WEAR JEWELRY
276
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,651
WHEN YOU WORK ON PLUMBING.
277
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,452
YEAH.
278
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,866
YOU CAN'T SEE IT, BUT
I'M SHOWING YOU A FINGER.
279
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,357
I CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT.
280
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,593
NO, NO, NO!
281
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,233
SO, YOU'VE BEEN HERE ALL DAY.
282
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,468
YOU MUST REALLY HAVE
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
283
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,515
I'M TRYING NOT
TO THINK ABOUT IT.
284
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,038
I CAN'T BLAME YOU.
285
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:36,080
JOHNNY... JOHNNY, WHY
ARE YOU BEING LIKE THIS?
286
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:37,648
LIKE WHAT?
287
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,183
SIMPLE?
288
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:44,589
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THAT WAS A GOOD THING?
289
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,591
HMM... JOHNNY CONFUSED.
290
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:50,328
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
291
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,129
I WANT YOU TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY
292
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,931
AND ADMIT YOU'RE A SNOB.
293
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,233
BUT I'M NOT!
294
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,302
FINE... HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
295
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,238
JOHNNY, I'M NOT!
296
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,639
I'M NOT!
297
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:06,644
I IMAGINE YOU MUST BE
PRETTY HUNGRY, TOO.
298
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,646
OH, DELICIOUS!
299
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:15,586
I WAS JUST A ONE-NIGHT STAND
BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED?
300
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:19,490
YOU USED ME!
301
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,337
NO, PETE, IT WAS MORE THAN THAT.
302
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,027
LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN
FOR THIS TO HAPPEN,
303
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:27,265
BUT IT'S JUST THERE WAS
THIS FEELING BETWEEN US.
304
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,301
COULD IT BE DESCRIBED
AS A "CONNECTION?"
305
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:31,669
YES.
306
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,338
ALL RIGHT. SO I'M
NOT OUT OF MY MIND.
307
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,706
NOT AT ALL.
308
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:39,109
I JUST COULDN'T GIVE YOU
MY NUMBER BECAUSE, WELL,
309
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:41,123
MY FIANCé IS A LITTLE PARANOID.
310
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:42,546
IMAGINE THAT.
311
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,047
HEY, GUYS!
312
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,816
SHE DIDN'T BLOW ME OFF!
313
00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:48,152
SHE WAS JUST
CHEATING ON HER FIANCé!
314
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,792
WOW, COCO VOCE...
315
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:58,862
NOT MY STYLE, BUT
STILL VERY NICE.
316
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,743
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY HAVE IT HERE.
317
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,032
IT'S THE ONLY ONE LIKE IT.
318
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,502
I JUST WISH THE LINES TO
THE MIRROR WEREN'T SO LONG.
319
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,405
ALL I WANT TO DO IS SEE
HOW THE BACK LOOKS.
320
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:11,241
THE WOMAN SAID IT WAS GOING
TO BE UP TO A 4-HOUR WAIT.
321
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:15,713
THERE IS A LOT OF
HOT BRIDES IN HERE.
322
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,581
HEY, YOU KNOW...
323
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,850
WE'RE ROUGHLY THE SAME SIZE.
324
00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,786
WHY DON'T I TRY ON YOURS
AND YOU TRY ON MINE?
325
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,253
THEN WE CAN SEE THE BACKS.
326
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,755
THAT IS SO THOUGHTFUL.
327
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,535
NOT IF SHE STEALS IT.
328
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,360
OH, HONEY!
329
00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:37,501
AND THE ONLY THING MORE
WRONG THAN WHAT I SAID
330
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:41,639
WAS NOT ADMITTING
HOW WRONG I WAS
331
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,774
TO HAVE SAID IT.
332
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,310
KEEP GOING.
333
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:51,382
AND SO, NOT ONLY DO I
OWE YOU AN APOLOGY,
334
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,762
BUT ALL PEOPLE LIKE
YOU, AND IF YOU'D LIKE,
335
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,831
I WILL GO ON THE
HOME-SHOPPING CHANNEL
336
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,999
AND APOLOGIZE TO
THEM PERSONALLY.
337
00:15:58,023 --> 00:16:00,658
OR YOU COULD JUST
CHEW YOUR ARM OFF
338
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,259
LIKE THE COYOTES DO.
339
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,595
WELL, JOHNNY, I
CANNOT WIN WITH YOU.
340
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,197
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY DOING
THIS TO TORTURE ME!
341
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,800
YOU JUST CAN'T SEEM TO
UNDERSTAND HOW YOU ARE.
342
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,135
HASN'T ANYONE EVER
MADE YOU FEEL STUPID?
343
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:13,771
NO.
344
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,939
HOW MANY YEARS OF
SCHOOL HAVE YOU HAD?
345
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,009
A YEAR OF PREP SCHOOL,
FOUR YEARS OF COLLEGE,
346
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:21,211
AND THREE YEARS OF MED SCHOOL.
347
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:24,047
AND YET, YOU WERE
GOING TO DIE IN A SINK.
348
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,049
JOHNNY, THAT'S NOT GONNA...
349
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,688
OH.
350
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,823
WELCOME TO STUPID.
351
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,598
JOHNNY, I AM SO SORRY.
352
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,232
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
353
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:45,102
NOW I'LL FINISH THIS UP FOR YOU.
354
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,670
YOU'RE A GOOD GUY.
355
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,838
THANKS.
356
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,740
I AM GONNA GO WASH UP,
357
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,676
AND, UM, IF YOU
HAPPEN TO BE DONE
358
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,278
BEFORE I GET BACK,
359
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:57,448
THEN HERE IS JUST
A LITTLE SOMETHING
360
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:58,982
FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
361
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,585
OH, GOD! I DID IT AGAIN!
362
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,120
THAT'S OKAY.
363
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:05,623
SEE, NOW, A DUMB GUY
WOULD GIVE THAT BACK.
364
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,861
TAKE IT OFF!
365
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,630
NO, IT'S MINE! MINE!
366
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,131
WHAT'S GOING ON?
367
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,766
IT'S A LONG STORY,
368
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,362
BUT IT'S GIVEN ME A GREAT
IDEA FOR A PAY-PER-VIEW SPECIAL.
369
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,440
COME ANY CLOSER AND I'LL RIP IT!
370
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,241
THEN NOBODY GETS IT!
371
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,776
YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON!
372
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,512
I TRUSTED YOU, AND YOU
BLATANTLY LIED TO ME.
373
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:31,760
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND.
374
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,150
JUST GIVE THE DRESS BACK.
375
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,819
NO!
376
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:37,688
MY WEDDING WILL BE RUINED
IF I DON'T HAVE THIS DRESS.
377
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,824
PLEASE... PLEASE, YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
378
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,826
MY HAPPINESS DEPENDS ON THIS.
379
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,072
IF THE SANCTITY OF YOUR MARRIAGE
DEPENDS ON A LOUSY GOWN,
380
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:46,797
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU AND
THE MAN YOU'RE GONNA MARRY.
381
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,934
SO I CAN KEEP IT?
382
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,702
MM-HMM.
383
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,704
AND EVERY TIME YOU LOOK AT IT,
384
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,273
I HOPE YOU REMEMBER
HOW LOW YOU SUNK TO GET IT.
385
00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:00,511
AND I'M TAKING YOUR CLOTHES.
386
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:07,084
SHAR... LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT
EVERYTHING YOU WANTED.
387
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,352
YEAH.
388
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:11,555
I FEEL REALLY LUCKY.
389
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,992
ALL RIGHT.
390
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,994
SHARON, YOU KNOW WHAT?
391
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,363
YOU'RE CALLING A LOT
OF ATTENTION TO US.
392
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,846
LOOK!
393
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,816
SHE'S THE PRETTIEST
BRIDE ON THE SUBWAY.
394
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,523
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S
GETTING MARRIED.
395
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,625
JUST LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND.
396
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,993
I'M SORRY, MAN.
397
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,828
NAH, DON'T BE.
398
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,330
YOU KNOW, THEY
DON'T ALL WORK OUT.
399
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:56,333
HOW DO YOU STAY SO POSITIVE?
400
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:59,737
YOU ONLY GO AROUND IN
THIS WORLD ONCE, BERG,
401
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,806
AND I THINK IT'S
IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER...
402
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,675
FIANCé OR NOT...
403
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,810
I GOT ME SOME LOVIN' LAST NIGHT!
404
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,713
I DID, TOO, BUT I
FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT.
405
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,416
COME ON... STOP
BEATING YOURSELF UP.
406
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:14,384
ASHLEY WILL GET OVER YOU.
407
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,987
I DON'T KNOW. I'M
PRETTY SPECIAL.
408
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,890
YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'LL HAPPEN.
409
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,859
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
410
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,962
MAYBE SHE'LL EVEN
LEARN A LESSON.
411
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,231
STAY AWAY FROM THE SPECIAL ONES.
412
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,968
THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO LOOK AT IT.
413
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,304
I'M CHANGING THE
WORLD ONE GIRL AT A TIME.
414
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,340
HEY, SHAR.
415
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:40,044
SHAR, THERE'S A SEAT OVER HERE.
416
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,514
YOU GUYS ARE SUCH GENTLEMEN.
417
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,698
SO, YOU READY TO TALK YET?
418
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,421
THAT WOMAN WAS RIGHT.
419
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:52,790
NO, SHE WASN'T.
420
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,124
YES, SHE WAS!
421
00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:55,893
I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON.
422
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,928
WHAT DOES MY
HAPPINESS WITH JOHNNY
423
00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,363
HAVE TO DO WITH
THIS LOUSY DRESS?
424
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,766
HEY, THE DRESS IS
GONNA MAKE THE WEDDING.
425
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,468
DID I ACTUALLY SAY THAT?
426
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:07,638
GOD, WHEN DID MY VALUES
GET SO OUT OF WHACK?
427
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,840
I DIDN'T USED TO BE LIKE THIS.
428
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,175
I-I-I WANTED SIMPLER THINGS.
429
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:17,547
WELL... YOU HAVE JOHNNY.
430
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,950
REMEMBER HOW I
USED TO BE IN COLLEGE?
431
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:23,353
I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT HOW
I LOOKED OR WHAT I WORE.
432
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:26,056
I CARED ABOUT
THINGS THAT MATTERED.
433
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,591
I MISS THAT PERSON.
434
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,693
I LIKED THAT PERSON.
435
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,895
LOOK, SHAR...
436
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:37,034
WHOEVER YOU DECIDE TO BE,
WE'RE STILL GONNA BE HERE.
437
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,269
YEAH, NO MATTER WHAT.
438
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,038
THANKS, GUYS.
439
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,206
YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
440
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:48,245
BY THE WAY... YOU
SAT IN SOME GUM.
441
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,590
YEAH, WE DON'T NEED
TO RELEASE DOVES.
442
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:00,725
DOVES ARE TOO EXPENSIVE.
443
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,961
PIGEONS WILL BE JUST FINE. OKAY.
444
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:07,398
NO LIMO... WE'LL
JUST GRAB A CAB.
445
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,166
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
446
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,770
AND WE DON'T NEED TO
BUY OUR OWN FLOWERS.
447
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,037
MAYBE WE'LL LUCK OUT,
448
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,940
AND THE CHURCH WILL HAVE
A FUNERAL RIGHT BEFORE US.
449
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,077
THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME.
450
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:25,015
WOW!
451
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,050
THAT WAS SOME SALE!
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