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HEY, EVERYBODY,
MAKE WAY! MAN DOWN!
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Sharon: WHAT HAPPENED?
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TWISTED MY KNEE.
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IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIM,
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CHAIRMAN MEOW WOULD
STILL BE IN THE RAIN GUTTER.
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IT'S ALL JUST PART
OF THE JOB, MA'AM.
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GET THAT AWAY
FROM ME. I'M ALLERGIC.
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SEE, LOOK, A HIVE.
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I GOT A HAIR IN MY THROAT.
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WELL, CHAIRMAN MEOW
HAS HAD A HARD DAY.
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I'M GOING TO PUT
KAHLúA IN HIS MILK,
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AND A LITTLE NIP FOR MOMMY.
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OKAY, OKAY, LET'S JUST
GET YOU COMFORTABLE.
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THANK YOU.
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OH, BABY!
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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YES. I JUST HATE THIS RED THING.
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WHAT ARE YOU? YOU'RE
NOT EVEN A COUCH!
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AHH... HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
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THANK YOU, LORD.
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IT'S A CLOSET!
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WHOA. WHAT IS THAT?
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HELLO.
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HA HA.
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LOOK, THERE'S MRS. ABERNATHY.
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HEY, THERE'S BERG AND PETE.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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WHAT IS IT?
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OH, MY GOD. THAT'S
IRENE'S APARTMENT.
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THE OLD SUPER HAD
THIS WHOLE BUILDING
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UNDER SURVEILLANCE.
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LOOK, THERE'S US.
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AAH!
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OH, MY GOD.
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HE HAD A MONITOR IN
HIS OWN APARTMENT?
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THAT IS JUST VAIN.
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SHOULD I GET MORE BANGS?
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THERE'S ASHLEY.
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OHH... SHE'S CRYING.
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THERE'S BERG
MAKING A PHONE CALL.
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LOOK, HE CALLED ASHLEY.
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AND HUNG UP!
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OH, ASHLEY'S STAR-69'ing.
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OH, HE'S BUSTED.
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OH, NICE SAVE.
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JOHNNY, CLEARLY THESE TWO PEOPLE
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MISS EACH OTHER,
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AND THEY'RE JUST TOO PROUD
TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
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HA HA.
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HONEY, I DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD INTERFERE.
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IF GOD DID NOT WANT
ME TO INTERFERE,
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THEN WHY DID HE SEND
ME THESE MONITORS
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AND KNOCK YOU OFF A ROOF?
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HEY, BERG, I'M THE
SUBSTITUTE SUPER.
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ALL THE WORK, NONE
OF THE BUTT CRACK.
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CAME TO FIX YOUR SINK.
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IT'S NOT BROKEN.
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BERG, PLEASE, WHO'S
WEARING THE HAMMER...
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HOLDER?
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OKAY, YOU'RE THE SUPER.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S
REALLY SUPER? ASHLEY.
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OOPS.
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YEAH, YOU SEE,
YOU DO HAVE A LEAK.
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MAN, WHAT IS WITH ME LATELY?
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I KEEP MISPLACING STUFF...
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MY SUNGLASSES, MY PATRIOTS HAT.
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HAVE YOU SEEN MY PUKKA SHELLS?
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HEY, HEY. PETE, EASE UP.
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CAN'T YOU SEE THE MAN'S LONELY?
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WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO ASHLEY?
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SHE'S UPSTAIRS
FEELING LONELY, TOO.
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REALLY?
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BERG, FORGET ASHLEY.
THERE'S THIS GIRL AT WORK
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I COULD SET YOU UP
WITH. SHE'S A BODY MODEL.
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THEY USE PARTS OF
HER BODY IN MOVIES.
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IS SHE PRETTY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
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OBVIOUSLY THERE'S
SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER.
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WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER OUT?
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OH, YEAH, AND MAKE EVERYONE
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SIT THROUGH ANOTHER
SEXUAL HARASSMENT LECTURE?
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ALL RIGHT. GET ME HER NUMBER.
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HELLO.
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YEAH. YEAH, OKAY, I'LL TELL HER.
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JOHNNY SAID YOU'RE
GOING TO NEED CAULKING.
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OH, OH, OH.
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OKAY, THANK YOU...
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IS WHAT I'LL TELL
HIM WHEN I SEE HIM.
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HEY, FRAIDY-CAT.
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I'M ALLERGIC.
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ALLERGIC TO COURAGE.
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HA HA HA.
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THAT'S FUNNY. THAT'S FUNNY.
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YOU WANT TO HEAR
SOMETHING FUNNIER?
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I SET BERG UP ON A DATE.
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WELL, I GUESS THOSE
WHO CAN'T, SET UP.
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ASHLEY, WHEN YOU
SMIRK LIKE THAT,
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YOU CAN SEE THE
LITTLE WEB OF WRINKLES
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AROUND YOUR EYES.
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OH, I KNEW IT WAS
YOU. YOU KNOW HOW?
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EVERY TIME YOU
KNOCK ON THE DOOR,
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THE CATS RUN TO THE OTHER
SIDE OF THE APARTMENT.
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WELL, AREN'T THEY
SMARTER THAN THEIR OWNER.
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HE MADE ME PROMISE NOT TO TELL,
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BUT PETE IS SECRETLY
IN LOVE WITH YOU.
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WELL, THEN WHY DOES
HE ALWAYS AVOID ME?
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WELL, PARTLY BECAUSE HE'S SHY,
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BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE HE'S STUPID.
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I KNEW IT.
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WELL, I'LL GET
THAT LITTLE ALMOND
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OUT OF HIS SHELL.
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HEY, SHARON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, JUST SPREADING
LOVE AND CAULKING.
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YOU SEEM DOWN.
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OH, YEAH. PETE JUST TOLD ME
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THAT HE SET BERG UP ON A DATE.
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IT UPSET ME MORE THAN
I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
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HE DOESN'T WANT
TO GO OUT WITH HER.
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HE MISSES YOU.
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THAT'S WHY HE KEEPS
CALLING AND HANGING UP.
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HE'S ONLY GOING ON THAT
DATE TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS.
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GOD, WHAT A JERK. YOU
GOT TO BE A BIGGER JERK.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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COME ON, I KNOW YOU CAN.
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JUST BEAT HIM TO THE PUNCH.
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FIND A DATE OF YOUR OWN.
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HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?
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I COULDN'T SEE
ASHLEY'S REACTION.
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THE CAMERA LOVES YOU.
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STOP IT. HA HA.
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OKAY, I TOLD ASHLEY
ABOUT BERG'S DATE
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WITH THE BODY
PARTS MODEL AND SAID
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SHE SHOULD JUST GRAB ANY GUY.
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I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
THEM TO GET TOGETHER.
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BABY, BABY, BABY,
NOTHING IGNITES TRUE LOVE
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MORE THAN JEALOUSY
AND INSECURITY.
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NICE WORK, CUPID.
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OOH, LOOK, IRENE TOOK
A HIT OF WHIPPED CREAM.
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SHE'S ON THE MOVE.
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Sharon: HEY, HEY!
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IRENE'S BREAKING IN
TO PETE AND BERG'S.
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Johnny: HEY, WE GOT
TO DO SOMETHING.
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YEAH, I'LL MAKE POPCORN.
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LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
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OH, MY GOD.
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SO SHE'S THE ONE THAT'S
TAKING PETE'S STUFF.
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PETE'S COMING BACK.
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Both: BEHIND THE COUNTER!
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OH! YEAH!
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THAT IS SO WEIRD.
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HE JUST BITES AN APPLE
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AND LEAVES IT ON THE COUNTER.
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NO, IRENE... WHAT IS SHE DOING?
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♪ WITCHCRAFT ♪
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♪ WICKED WITCHCRAFT ♪
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THERE'S SOMETHING IN THAT CHAIR.
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I CAN'T QUITE MAKE IT OUT.
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♪ WHEN YOU AROUSE
THE NEED IN ME ♪
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♪ MY HEART SAYS
YES, INDEED IN ME ♪
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WE'RE NOT TURNING
OFF THESE MONITORS.
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HONEY, YOU COULD TAKE
THE TOOL BELT OFF NOW.
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I DON'T KNOW. I KIND OF LIKE IT.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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BERG AND THE BODY DOUBLE
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ARE GETTING COMFORTABLE
ON THE COUCH.
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AND OF COURSE, NOW I HAVE
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
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HOLLYWOOD IS ALL ABOUT LOOKS.
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PEOPLE THINK OF
YOU AS JUST A BODY.
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YOU'RE A BODY DOUBLE.
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I AM AN ACTRESS
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WHO HAPPENS TO ACT
WITHOUT HER FACE...
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OR WORDS, WHO WITHOUT
ME A CERTAIN STAR
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WOULD HAVE HAD TO
SHOW HER OWN ARMPIT
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IN "G.I. JANE."
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DO YOU KNOW WHO
I'M TALKING ABOUT?
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NO, I DIDN'T NOTICE
ANY OF THE ACTORS.
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I WAS SO MESMERIZED
BY THAT ARMPIT.
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I LIKE YOU.
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ALL RIGHT.
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BERG'S GETTING
BACK IN THE SADDLE.
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I MEAN, WHAT A WHORE.
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HURRY, HURRY, HURRY.
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GO, GO, GO, GO.
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UH, YEAH. COMING.
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HEY. HEY, LOOK AT THIS
CUT-AND-PASTE NOTE I GOT.
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IT SAYS IRENE'S BEEN
TAKING MY STUFF.
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WHY IS YOUR COUCH
FACING THE WALL?
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OH, JOHNNY WAS ENTERTAINING ME
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WITH HIS SHADOW PUPPETS.
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THAT'S A BUNNY.
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SO IRENE'S TAKING YOUR STUFF.
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WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED, HUH?
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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I WAS GOING TO GO OVER
THERE AND ASK FOR IT BACK, BUT...
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ASK FOR IT BACK, BUT I THOUGHT,
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WHAT IF THIS IS JUST
A PRACTICAL JOKE?
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IT'S NO JOKE.
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AND IF IT IS, I DON'T GET IT.
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HEY, YOU DIDN'T GET IT FROM ME,
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BUT THIS IS IRENE'S KEY,
AND SHE'S NOT HOME,
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SO WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK
IN THERE AND GET YOUR STUFF?
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I CAN'T GO OVER THERE.
I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS.
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THEN YOU'RE JUST GOING TO
HAVE TO HOLD YOUR BREATH.
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MR. RUSSELL ON THE THIRD
FLOOR HAS SCUBA EQUIPMENT.
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YEAH, AND HE'S NOT
USING IT RIGHT NOW.
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HE'S JUST SITTING
AROUND EATING CHICKEN.
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I BET.
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LOVES CHICKEN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT SEPARATES ME
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FROM FIVE OTHER TOP
SURGEONS IN BOSTON?
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THEY'RE INTERESTING?
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NO.
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I SHUFFLE.
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IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A SURGEON,
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IT'S IMPORTANT TO
MAINTAIN YOUR DEXTERITY.
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THIS IS WHY I DABBLE IN MAGIC.
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PICK A CARD.
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UH, NO, NOT THAT ONE.
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UNH-UNH.
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NOPE, TRY AGAIN.
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OKAY, HOUDINI,
TIME TO DISAPPEAR.
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NO! ASHLEY'S KICKING
HIM OUT ALREADY?
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YEAH, WELL, NOVELTY
ACTS GET NO RESPECT.
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YEAH, BUT BERG'S SCORING.
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I'M GOING TO GO MEDDLE.
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OKAY, HONEY.
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GOOD LUCK.
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IT'S NICE OF YOU
TO WALK ME DOWN.
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WELL, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
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THAT YOU ARE SAFELY
OUT OF THE BUILDING.
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WELL, HELLO, BERGEN.
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WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE
MASTER OF ILLUSION.
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BERG.
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BERG?
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MMM.
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YES, WELL, I WAS JUST
SHOWING DR. ZWAL... ZVA...
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ZWANEVELD.
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IT'S JUST LIKE
WANEVELD, BUT WITH A "Z."
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RIGHT. WELL, I WAS
JUST SHOWING HIM
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TO MY APARTMENT FOR A NIGHTCAP.
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COME ON, HOWIE, LET'S
GO MAKE SOME MAGIC.
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ALL RIGHT, BUT I
USUALLY WORK ALONE.
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WHO WAS THAT?
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NO ONE.
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00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:56,107
MMM. SHE HAD PERKY BREASTS.
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YEAH. LISTEN, TINA,
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I'M NOT FEELING TOO WELL, OKAY?
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SO MAYBE WE SHOULD
CALL IT A NIGHT.
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00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:04,649
OH.
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I, UH, THINK I KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
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LOOK, IT'S NOT...
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NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE TO ME.
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I AM AN ACTRESS.
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I OBSERVE PEOPLE FOR A LIVING.
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MY CELEBRITY INTIMIDATES
YOU, DOESN'T IT?
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00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:22,667
WOW. THEN YOU MUST
ALSO BE ABLE TO SENSE
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MY OVERWHELMING RESPECT FOR YOU.
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00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,776
WELL, THAT WAS QUITE
A CHANGE OF HEART.
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WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS ONE.
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KEEP YOUR COAT ON.
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OKAY, LET'S SAY THAT
THIS WERE A MAGIC SHOW,
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AND YOU NEEDED TO VANISH,
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00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:46,357
BUT YOU COULDN'T
USE THE FRONT DOOR.
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
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USE THE FIRE ESCAPE.
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TA-DA!
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THAT REMINDS ME...
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I MEANT TO FIX THAT FIRE ESCAPE.
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HEY, BERG.
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HEY, PETE.
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Dr. Zwaneveld: BERGEN!
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BERGEN!
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BERGEN!
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BERGEN... UP HERE.
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DID YOU JUST APPEAR THERE?
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YOU'RE GETTING GOOD.
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AAH!
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IT'S OVER THERE. OVER THERE.
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TURN RIGHT.
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GO TOWARDS THE CHAIR, MAN!
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WARMER.
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IT'S BACK HERE,
YOU BLIND ICEBERG!
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00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,827
WHAT THE... DID YOU FEEL THAT?
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00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:32,007
OH, THE SINK IS...
IT'S STILL LEAKING.
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00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,009
HONEY, I TOLD YOU TO CAULK.
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00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,801
YES, BUT YOU DIDN'T
TELL ME WHAT CAULK WAS.
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00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,804
RUN UP THERE AND PUT A
BUCKET UNDER THEIR SINK
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00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:42,072
BEFORE IT FLOODS
OUR WHOLE APARTMENT.
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NO. NO. NO, NO.
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00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,345
WHO IS IT?
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BERG.
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I HAVE COMPANY!
294
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,351
YEAH, AND HE JUST
JUMPED INTO MY ARMS
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00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:57,288
OFF THE FIRE ESCAPE.
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00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,839
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR DATE?
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00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,263
DID HER ELBOW GET AN AUDITION?
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00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,405
IRENE?
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00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,153
SHARON TOLD ME
YOU WERE MISERABLE.
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00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,645
SHARON TOLD ME YOU ONLY WENT OUT
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WITH THAT BODY MODEL
TO MAKE ME JEALOUS.
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00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,551
SHE SEEMS TO BE A
LITTLE BIT TOO INVOLVED
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00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,921
AND TO KNOW A WHOLE LOT
MORE THAN SHE'S SUPPOSED TO.
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AAH! AAH!
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AAH!
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OH, IRENE.
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00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,959
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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OH. NO.
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00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,502
AHH. AHH! PETE... PETE!
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00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,537
PETE!
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00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,842
OKAY, I BET THAT'S NOT
SUPPOSED TO COME OFF.
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00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,151
Pete: LEAVE A MESSAGE.
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Berg: BEEP!
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00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,992
NO, WAIT, THAT WASN'T IT.
OKAY, NOW LEAVE A MESSAGE.
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00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:42,326
BEEP!
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00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,330
OKAY, THIS NEXT ONE FOR SURE.
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00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,167
Johnny: Okay, wait, was that...
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00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:53,004
Damn it, you
guys, you're idiots!
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00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:55,673
Sharon, if you're
there, pick up.
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00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,274
Pick up!
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00:17:57,309 --> 00:18:00,277
WHAT? IT JUST FELL OFF.
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00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:03,280
Quick... get over
to Irene's apartment.
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00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:04,949
Pete is in trouble.
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00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,985
He's being snuggled
to death by cats!
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00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,456
Berg: HEY, STOP RIGHT THERE!
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00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,825
SHARON, WHAT IS GOING ON?
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00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,628
IT WAS YOU WHO KNOCKED
ON MY DOOR, WASN'T IT?
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00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,897
I'D LOVE TO CHAT,
BUT PETE'S DYING.
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00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,302
PETE?
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00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,638
OH, MY GOD, HIS ALLERGIES.
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00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,474
ASHLEY, GET HIM SOME WATER.
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00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,881
OH, MY GOD!
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00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:40,484
WOW, A PETE DUMMY...
HOW REDUNDANT.
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00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:46,423
PETE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,093
FOR A MINUTE THERE, I
THOUGHT I WAS A GONER.
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00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,962
WELL, YOU'RE SAFE NOW.
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00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,797
AAH!
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00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,666
WHAT'S GOING ON? ALL
MY CATS HAVE ESCAPED.
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00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,947
WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU PEOPLE?
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00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,671
ARE YOU CERTIFIABLY INSANE?
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00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:04,875
UH, IRENE... OKAY, GOT ME THERE.
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00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,613
HEY.
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00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,114
HEY.
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00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,127
PETE'S GOING TO BE JUST FINE.
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00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,618
HE'S IN THE BATHTUB
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00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,453
WASHING ALL THE
CAT FUR OFF OF HIM
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00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,322
AND PLAYING DEEP-SEA DIVER.
348
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,457
HEY, I'M SORRY I
MESSED THINGS UP
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00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,192
FOR YOU WITH YOUR DATE.
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00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:25,195
THAT'S OKAY. IT WASN'T
GOING ANYWHERE.
351
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:27,999
I JUST WANTED TO
BE WITH SOMEONE.
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00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,200
SO YOU DID MISS ME.
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00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,970
NOT REALLY.
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00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,472
LISTEN, I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.
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00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,475
IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU HAVE
THIS BIG UGLY COUCH
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00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,645
IN THE MIDDLE OF
YOUR LIVING ROOM,
357
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,648
AND YOU JUST CAN'T
WAIT TO GET RID OF IT.
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00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,983
THEN WHEN YOU
FINALLY THROW IT OUT,
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00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,986
YOU GOT THIS EMPTY
SPACE WHERE THAT STUPID,
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00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:52,222
INSENSITIVE, SELF-ABSORBED
COUCH USED TO BE.
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00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:56,560
YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY
UNDERSTAND DECORATING.
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00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:59,429
LISTEN, I KNOW IT'S
NOT GOING TO BE EASY
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00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,998
FOR EITHER ONE OF US,
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00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,668
BUT ULTIMATELY, IT'S
BETTER TO BE ALONE
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00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:07,304
THAN TO BE WITH SOMEBODY
WHO'S NOT RIGHT FOR YOU.
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00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,306
I AGREE. I AGREE.
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00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,275
YOU KNOW, ASH, UM,
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00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,545
YOU'RE GOING TO GET ALONG
JUST FINE WITHOUT A COUCH.
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00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,747
THANK YOU, BERG.
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00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,750
WHAT YOU NEED IS
SOMETHING TO WALK ALL OVER,
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00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,152
LIKE A RUG.
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00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,054
THAT'S TYPICAL COUCH TALK.
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00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,368
LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE NOT
GETTING BACK TOGETHER.
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00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,037
WELL, I TRIED.
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00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,040
SO, WHAT WAS IN THAT
CHAIR IN IRENE'S APARTMENT?
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00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:46,043
OOH, IT WAS A VOODOO
SHRINE TO PETE.
377
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:49,714
SOME PEOPLE'S LIVES
ARE SO EMPTY AND SAD.
378
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,717
YEAH, THEY DON'T
HAVE WHAT WE HAVE...
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00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:56,220
MONITORS.
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00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,156
LET'S GO WATCH THE FREAKS!
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00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:10,200
HONEY, WAKE UP.
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00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:14,237
OH... HEY, WHAT DID I MISS?
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00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,774
NOBODY'S HOME.
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00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,142
WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?
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00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,579
Ashley: AHEM.
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00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:28,719
HEY, KIDS.
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00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:31,488
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU
WANT TO TALK TO US ABOUT?
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