All language subtitles for The Neighborhood 4x22

When I stare into your eyes,

it feels like we're the only
two people in the world.

Well, you're not.

Stop it.

You know, they stare at each other
for hours at our place, too.

It's creepy as hell.

Aw, shoot. I have to go
teach a boxing class.

Thanks again for dinner, Mrs. Butler.

- Bye, Malcolm.
- Bye, Mr. Butler.

Bye, Gorgeous.

Aw.

That's so sweet.

So...

Somebody is getting serious.

Yeah, man, you was holding her

like the way you used to
hold your calculus book.

Look, if I could've married

that calculus book, I would have.

But I'm glad I didn't, because...

I'm going to ask Necie to marry me.

What?!

Oh, oh, oh! Thank you! Thank you, Lord!

Thank you, Lord!

Calvin, get the Hallelujah Kit.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Oh...
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Um...

What's the "Hallelujah Kit"?

Oh. We got a box full of champagne,

fireworks, and glow sticks

in case the Clippers ever
won the championship.

- But hell, that ain't never going to happen.
- That ain't happening.

Oh!

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- Cheers to Marty and Necie.
- Yes!

- Hey!
- To Marty and Necie.

You know, we all love Necie,

but how do you think Necie's
parents will feel about it?

Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Agbani secretly
gave me their blessing

during our visit to Chicago last month.

- Oh.
- Her mama cried,

but I think they were happy tears.

Aw, that's so sweet.

But why the hell did Necie's
parents get to know first?

- Uh... It was... I-I was gonna...
- No, no.

Malcolm, when it's your turn,

I better be the first to know.

Yeah, I got it, Mom.

My engagement will be all about you.

Well, guys, I think you're
getting ahead of yourselves.

I mean, he still has to ask Necie.

Oh. I'll drive.

Her gym is just around the corner.

Wh... Mama, Mama. Mama.

It's a little more involved than that.

Necie's parents emigrated from Nigeria.

In the Yoruba culture, getting engaged

is basically like getting married.

- Say what?
- Uh...

But... but I promise, Mom,

we will have a church wedding.

Good save, son.

Listen, Necie's really proud
of her Nigerian heritage.

Which is why, to show respect,

I want to follow as many
of the customs as I can

during the party.

By the way, there's going
to be a party. Surprise!

Ooh! I can't wait!

We can talk about it in the car.

Uh, no, Mom. It's just not any party,

which is why I hired an Alaga Iduro.

Ooh.

Anna Laga Iduro?

She one of them twins that
live off of Lake Avenue.

- Oh, yeah.
- Oh...

No. No. No.

An Alaga Iduro

is what the Yoruba call
an engagement planner.

Okay? She advises on everything
from the food to the music,

and she puts me in my
place when I screw up.

You could've saved
yourself a lot of money

and just used your mama for that.

Oh! One of Pasadena's
most eligible bachelors

is off the market.

Hey, Marty, did you pick out a ring yet?

Ooh, a friend of mine knows a
jeweler who makes house calls.

Oh, I am in.

And I thought having mini-tacos
delivered to your door was fancy.

Oh, I'll get it. It's probably
the engagement planner.

- Chika, welcome.
- Well, hello, Marty.

And you must be the beautiful
young bride-to-be.

- I knew I would like you.
- Mm-hmm.

Well, actually, I'm the mother,
Tina. And welcome.

This is my husband, Calvin, and
our friends, Dave and Gemma.

Pleasure to meet you all.

And a pleasure to meet you.

Yeah, we'll work on that.

Now, as your planner,

I need to know exactly
what I'm dealing with.

- Oh. Well, you've already met the groom...
- Mm-hmm.

... and just know the
bride's much prettier.

No, it's-it's true.

She is way out of my league,

which is why this party
has to be perfect.

Oh, don't worry. It will be.

I've had a lot of practice.

I have been married six times,

and all of my weddings... fabulous.

Well, that must make you
an expert in weddings.

- Not so much marriages.
- No.

Now, before I start,

I need to know your budget,

because traditionally
in Nigerian culture,

the groom's family pays for
the engagement ceremony.

I'm sorry, I heard you say "the groom,"

but I think you meant "the bride."

As I said, the groom's
family pays for everything.

Well, okay. Then it looks
like we're paying.

You couldn't have
mentioned that earlier?

You know what? It's fine.

We want everything to
be just right for Marty.

- Hey, hey.
- Hey!

- Hey!
- Oh, hey.

I'm Marty's brother,
Malcolm. Sorry I'm late.

Oh, you're right on time.

Can we get back to planning the party?

Oh. Yes, of course.

Right. So. Um...

This is the list of traditional
engagement gifts

that Marty needs to present
for Necie's dowry.

Yams, palm oil,

a Bible, an umbrella... A goat?

You know what? This is easy.

Tina's parents wanted
five years of W-2s.

And they also hired a
private investigator.

That I guess you're just
learning about now.

Well, Dad, this list isn't
gonna be that easy.

It's not like you can get
a goat from PetSmart.

Well, this list has been handed
down through ten generations

of Necie's family.

So it would be an insult

if the groom didn't
get every single item.

You know what?

Consider this done.

42 pieces of dried fish?

That's easy. That's just
nothing but old sushi.

Remind me to eat before I come.

You guys are awesome for
setting this up for me.

Of course, you're family.

And it beats buying his engagement
ring at the barbershop.

Okay, now... take your pick

at any of these symbols of betrayal.

Ah. I'm sorry. I'm coming
off an ugly divorce.

It must be hard for you, Parker,

given the line of work you've chosen.

Yeah, well, I'm fighting
through the irony.

There are so many different
kinds of diamonds.

Oh, this princess cut is gorgeous.

- Yes.
- Yeah, that's the one my wife had.

Just a heads-up, it does hurt
when she throws it at you.

- Let me model it for you.
- Okay.

- Uh...
- Oh, yes...

Uh, can-can I see?

Oh. Yeah, right.

All right.

Gemma's ring is pretty small.

When we were starting off,
we didn't have much.

It was either a big ring
or a small apartment.

And we chose shelter.

Dave, you know I love my ring.

Well... then why aren't you wearing it?

I am. This one's just blocking it.

How much is this one?

That one is a two-carat flawless

- and goes for 20 thousand.
- Oh.

Uh, hey.

How about I point

and when I get below the price
of a car, you let me know?

- Yeah.
- All right, so we gonna go...

- right here.
- Mm-mm.

- We gonna go right here.
- Oh.

Oh, right, I love it. I love it.

I love it. Do you guys love it?

It's beautiful.

Oh, you meant your ring.

Ooh, yeah.

That's amazing, too.

Necie and her family are
gonna be blown away

- by what you've done, Mom.
- Aw.

- Anything for you, baby.
- Aw.

Oh, hey, Dad, you did it.

You actually found a she-goat.

I sure did.

I got everything on the list
with an hour to spare.

And even though it wasn't on there,

I also got this speeding ticket.

And, uh, don't mind Gertie.

She may look mean,
but she's a sweetheart.

Although, she did eat my wallet.

Tina, Marty, time for
our good luck drink.

Oh. Is that a Nigerian custom?

No, just my custom. Come on.

Well, thanks a lot, Dave.

You know I couldn't have
done all of this without you.

I mean, who would've thought it, man?

Four years ago, when you moved in,

I couldn't imagine we
would be this tight.

Aw, thanks, Calvin.

I love you, too.

I didn't say all that.

Well, you kind of did. In a Calvin way.

Can you believe our little
boy's about to get engaged?

Okay, now you're making it weird, Dave.

All right. That's my cue.
I'll see you later.

All right.

Whew.

Close my eyes for just a second.

Help!

Somebody!

It's a wild goat! Emergency!

Wh... What the hell is going on?

Everything on the gift list is ruined!

Unbelievable.

The goat ate everything on the list
except for this speeding ticket.

This is a disaster.

I'm so depressed right now.
I need comforting.

Where is that pretty
man with the biceps?

Okay. Okay, babe, the
first thing we need to do

is make sure that Marty
does not see this.

No!

Okay, and the second thing we need to do

is back up out of here.

You two, stop!

Look at this mess.

Do you understand how
important this party is?

Necie's the love of my life.

This whole thing is
supposed to be perfect,

and this is far from perfect!

No, no. It'll be okay, Marty.

Why do You want me to die alone?

- Marty... Oh, baby...
- Oh...

Calvin, there is no time that
we could replace all this stuff.

What are we gonna do now?

Babe, we're gonna do what we
did before we were middle-class.

Beg, borrow and serve more alcohol.

- Hey, guys, ready to go?
- Oh, yeah.

Just let us finish our Cracker Jacks.

Oh, look.

I got the prize.

Why don't you let Mom open it?
She loves the prizes.

Ooh, yeah, ever since I was little,

I used to love when I'd
get one of the rings.

Oh, my God.

This isn't plastic!

It's real!

Gemma...

because of you, I have everything
that I have ever wanted,

and you deserve to have everything

that you have ever wanted, too.

Ooh, honey.

Ooh, I love it! With all this bling,

I feel like a Real Housewife
of Pasadena.

Your eyes lit up when you saw it,

and I want you to have
that feeling every day,

so I called Parker and I
traded in your old ring.

Dave.

But I have to admit,
I-I will miss my smaller ring.

It comes with so many sweet memories.

Okay. Yeah, look, I-I get that.

So I can return the new one.

No, don't come near my new ring.

I can make memories with
this amazing, bigger one.

Okay. So you like the new ring?

Of course.

But you also like the old ring?

I do.

Uh-huh.

I'm confused.

You're not the only one.

You know what?
You're right. I'm-I'm sorry.

Don't do anything.

I love it. Thank you.

Well, it's not pretty or
accurate, but we did it.

What I'll do for grandchildren.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- You look amazing.
- Oh...

Dave will be here in a minute,
he just forgot his phone.

Oh, uh, wait. He knows not to
come through the front, right?

It could ruin the surprise.

Someone has to tell him not
to come through the front.

- Is somebody gonna...
- All right, brother. Brother.

You need to chill, okay?

Dave knows.

Everybody knows.

Five emails and a dozen
texts guarantee we all know.

Man, I just don't want any
more disasters tonight.

Sorry, Dad, that wasn't directed at you.

Really? Because you were
looking right at me.

Ah!

Mother and Father Agbani, you're here.

Uh, uh...

meet my parents, Calvin and Tina Butler.

- Hi.
- Yes.

Um...

Finally, we meet.

And, you know, I'm totally
cool about you guys

finding out about the proposal first.

I ain't tripping.

Hey, I'm the big brother,
Malcolm, and I'm normal.

You know,

- we absolutely adore your daughter.
- Oh.

Oh. Thank you.

Well, she's definitely
the apple of our eye.

- Yes.
- Oh, my. Ours, too.

We love apples. Um...

Applesauce, apple cider,

apple...

- bottom jeans.
- Bottom jeans.

What we're saying is apples

- are a very versatile fruit.
- Very nice.

They're very good.

- Um, Mr. and Mrs. Agbani...
- Yeah.

Uh, you need to know that
there was a little bit of drama

with the list of engagement gifts.

Oh, I had a heck of a time
getting those things

when I married Demi.

Not a lot of alligator
peppers in Chicago.

- Oh.
- See?

You can't get everything. Am I right?

- Oh, no. I got everything.
- Mm-hmm.

- I didn't want to lose Demi.
- Mm.

Well, I don't want to lose Necie.

Well, you know what?
We got everything, too.

But, you know, there was a mishap

and so we got everything again.

Kind of.

Oh.

Oh, my goodness.

Ple-Please, don't-don't
blame this on Marty.

He wanted everything to go perfect,

but the goat, well,
the goat had other ideas.

Mistakes happen.

Mm-hmm.

You've gone to a lot of effort

and your table of pantry items

shows just how much you
really care about Necie.

- Marty is a good boy...
- Yes.

... and we see where he gets it from.

- Oh. Thank you.
- Aw. Thank you.

Hey.

I've been making everyone
jealous with my new bling.

Tina called me a bitch!

Well, actually, uh...

I got you another surprise.

My old ring.

I called Parker and he came right over.

I may have promised him dinner.

Oh...

Thank you, honey. I love it.

But you could've proposed
to me with a bottle cap

and I'd still be wearing it.

Well, if you really mean that,

I can always trade that
in for a bottle cap,

along with a midsize SUV.

She's coming!

- Everybody, get ready.
- Okay.

Uh, how-how do I look?

Like a future husband.

You got this, Marty.

Let's go.

Surprise!

Hey, boo.

Hey...

Mom? Dad?

What's going on?

Uh, Necie...

Um...

- Thank you, Mama.
- Come here, baby.

Necie, I love you,

and I can't imagine a world

where you aren't a part of
my life every single day.

Would you do me the
honor of being my wife?

What... ?

Baby, what happened?

I hope that's the Yoruba
way of saying "yes."

Necie, I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to freak you out.

Like, it's cool if you don't
want to marry me.

- My heart is broken, but...
- No, it's not that, Marty.

Is it about the list?
It's about the list.

Listen, I swear we got all the stuff,

until one of the items on
the list ate the rest of it.

But-but your parents understood.

And they seem really excited for us.

- I thought you would be, too.
- That's the problem.

You obviously consulted
with our parents.

But you didn't consult with me.

But that would have ruined the surprise.

And that part went really well.

In my culture,

some men don't consult their
women about major decisions,

and that is not how
I'm gonna live my life.

Marty, for you and me to happen,

we have to be equals.

I get it.

And I'm sorry.

I promise you, we will always be equals.

- I was just trying to make it special.
- It was special.

It just caught me off guard.

Yeah.

You know what I would like, Gorgeous?

Please don't say a new boyfriend.

I want you to ask me again.

Okay.

Um...

Necie, my partner,

my best friend, my equal...

... will you do me the honor

of allowing me to be your husband?

- Yes. Yes!
- Yes?

- Yes.
- Yes.

- Oh, there he is.
- Okay.

- Oh, there he is.
- Son, you okay?

Uh... no.

Oh...

I'm great.

I said...

yes!

Yo, I don't want to be too sappy,

but, uh, I'm happy for you, little bro.

I love you, too, man.

Look, I propose a toast.

- Everyone, get your glasses.
- Okay.

You know...

the greatest blessing in my
life has been my wife, Tina.

- Oh.
- It's because of her

that I am the best man that I can be.

Our son, Marty, is smart,
kind and loyal.

And now, with Necie in his life,

he can be the best man he can be.

- To Necie and Marty.
- To Necie and Marty!

Come on, let's celebrate!

Let's get this party started.

Let's go, let's go, let's do it.

? Meet me at the altar
in your white dress ?

? We ain't gettin' no younger ?

- ? We ain't gettin' no younger, girl ?
- ? We might as well do it ?

? Been feelin' you all the while ?

- ? Feelin' you all the while ?
- ? Girl, I must confess ?

? Girl, let's just get married ?

? I just wanna get married ?

? Meet me at the altar
in your white dress ?

? We ain't gettin' no younger ?

? We might as well do it... ?

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