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HEY, BERG, HELP ME
WITH THIS MIRROR.
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YEAH. YOU LOOK
AT THE SHINY SIDE.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY, JOHNNY,
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YOU WANT TO HELP
PETE HANG THE MIRROR?
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OR DO YOU WANT
TO GO BACK TO BED?
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HA HA HA!
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HEY, SWEETIE PETEY.
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HI, IRENE.
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IRENE.
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PETEY! I-IRENE...
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UH, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?
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OK. ONE SECOND.
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TIME'S UP! HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA.
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THAT... THAT'S VERY FUNNY.
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UM... ALL RIGHT. WELL, LISTEN.
I'VE BEEN HAVIN' THIS PROBLEM,
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AND I KEEP ASKIN' FOR
HELP, BUT NOBODY WILL.
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THE IMPORTANT THING IS YOU'RE
ASKING. THAT'S THE FIRST STEP.
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OK. UM... WELL, SEE,
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I'VE BEEN STARING INTO
THIS MIRROR ALL MORNING,
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AND... AND I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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SOUNDS HEAVY.
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IT'S WAY TOO MUCH FOR
ME TO HANDLE ALONE.
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SO I WAS THINKING... MAYBE...
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YOU COULD HELP ME?
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ME? YEAH.
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YOU'RE COMING TO ME?
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WELL, I MEAN, TO BE PERFECTLY
HONEST, YOU'RE THE CLOSEST ONE TO ME.
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OH, PETE!
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I HAD NO IDEA YOU FELT THAT WAY.
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OH, NO. I MEAN... NO! SHH! SHH!
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IT'S OK.
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IRENE'LL MAKE IT ALL BETTER.
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GREAT NEWS, PETE. HERE COMES
YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND... IRENE.
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I SWEAR I MEANT THE CLOSEST
PERSON TO ME GEOGRAPHICALLY.
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LIKE RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE
THE CLOSEST PERSON TO ME.
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OH, PETEY, I FEEL THE SAME WAY!
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HEY, PETE.
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HI, IRENE. WHATCHA GOT THERE?
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A WHOLE HANDFUL OF HAPPYS FOR THE
NEXT TIME YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR SMILE.
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SEE YA LATER, HOT POTATER.
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HOLD ON A SEC. LET
ME JUST... LET ME...
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YEAH. LOOK. COMEDY AND TRAGEDY.
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I... I GOTTA CLEAR
THIS UP TOMORROW.
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WHERE'S JOHNNY?
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HE'S WITH SHAWN AGAIN.
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I'M TELLING YOU,
THAT GIRL IS AFTER HIM.
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YOU'RE JUST BEING PARANOID, ALL
RIGHT? TO JOHNNY, SHAWN'S JUST A BUDDY,
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A HOT, SEXY BUDDY.
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HA HA HA! HEY. AAH! HEY, BABY.
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MMM-MUH!
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SORRY WE'RE SUCH A MESS. WE WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING TOUCH FOOTBALL,
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BUT FOR SOME REASON, MY
NEPHEWS LIKE TACKLING SHAWN.
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YOU SHOULD'VE COME, SHARON.
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IT WAS FUN. YEAH.
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THAT'S OK. YOU GET TO
PLAY BALL WITH JOHNNY,
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THEN HE AND I GET
TO HIT THE SHOWERS!
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THAT REMINDS ME. I'D BETTER
GET OUT OF THESE CLOTHES
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BEFORE THE MUD DRIES AND
THEY HAVE TO HOSE ME OFF.
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HA HA! THERE ARE SO MANY WONDERFUL
THINGS ABOUT THAT SENTENCE.
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GREAT GAME.
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THANKS. HA HA! SEE YA, MEAT.
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SO.
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WHEN DO YOU WANT
TO HIT THOSE SHOWERS?
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HA HA HA! NEVER.
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COME ON. YOU CAN'T BE MAD.
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TRY ME... MEAT.
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OH, SHARON, HONEY,
COME ON, DON'T BE SILLY.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE
THE ONLY GIRL FOR ME.
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OK, OK. I KNOW I'M BEING SILLY.
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IT'S JUST THAT...
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I JUST THINK IT WOULD
BE EASIER ON ME
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IF SHAWN HAD SOMEBODY, TOO.
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HER MA'S BEEN TRYIN'
TO SET HER UP FOR YEARS.
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SHE IS A VERY TOUGH DATE.
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COME ON. THERE'S
GOTTA BE SOMEBODY.
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WHAT?
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OK, SEE, THIS IS A DISASTER.
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I TRIED TO TALK TO SHAWN
THE WHOLE TIME IN LINE.
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WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON.
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COME ON. YOU HAVEN'T
EVEN GIVEN HER A CHANCE.
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I AGREED TO THE MOVIE
SHE PICKED, DIDN'T I?
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BUNCH OF BRITISH
GUYS IN POWDERED WIGS
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TRYING TO SCAM ON
SOME PALE CHICKS.
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HASN'T EVEN... HASN'T EVEN
STARTED YET, AND I'M ALREADY
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DREADFULLY BORED.
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HEY.
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HEY. SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG.
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SHAWN WANTED TO WAIT FOR
A FRESH BATCH OF POPCORN.
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I had to talk her
out of leaving.
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OH, GREAT. THIS
CHAIR'S ALL LUMPY.
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YEAH, I KNOW. THAT'S
WHY I MOVED TO THIS ONE.
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I'M... I'M KIDDING.
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OK? YOU... YOU WANT
TO SWITCH SEATS?
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NO.
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WHAT'S UP HER BUTT?
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A SPRING. GOD! I MEAN, GET
HER TALKING ABOUT HERSELF.
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PEOPLE LIKE THAT.
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SHH! PREVIEWS ARE STARTING.
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PREVIEW CHAT IS OK.
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SO, SHAWN... SHARON TELLS ME
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THAT YOU WORK IN A RESTAURANT.
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YEAH. SWOBODA'S
FINE SLAVIC CUISINE.
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OOH. WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO USE
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THE WORD "SLAVIC CUISINE"
AND "FINE" IN THE SAME SENTENCE.
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THAT'S FUNNY. I'LL HAVE TO
TELL THAT TO MY PARENTS...
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WHO OWN THE PLACE.
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I'M DYIN'.
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AND YOUR HEAD'S TOO
BIG FOR YOUR BODY.
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WHO IS IT?
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♪ IRENE ♪
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OHH... OHH...
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HI, IRENE. HOW ARE YOU?
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GREAT. I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
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HERE. HAPPY EARLY
VALENTINE'S DAY.
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OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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IT'S A COUPON BOOK
OF PERSONAL FAVORS...
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FROM IRENE TO PETE.
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AND THE GOOD ONES
ARE IN THE BACK.
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OH, GOD, IRENE, WE HAVE TO TALK.
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OH, YAY! BUT FIRST LET ME
SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS.
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SEE, THIS ONE ENTITLES YOU
TO A COMPLIMENTARY BACK RUB.
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COULD I GET THE CASH EQUIVALENT?
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HA HA! OH, YOU SILLY. I
LOVE THE WAY WE TEASE.
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UM... I... OW.
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OW, IRENE. HEY, THAT'S
HARD. THAT'S TOO HARD.
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I KNOW. GOSH, YOU'RE
JUST ONE BIG KNOT.
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NOW, LET'S KNEAD,
KNEAD, KNEAD THAT KNOT!
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SEE, YOU DON'T NEED
THAT BAD OL' KNOT.
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AHH!
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OK. WELL, UM, THE
OTH... THE OTHER DAY,
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WHEN, UH, I... I WAS OVER THERE,
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I... I DIDN'T SAY WHAT...
WHAT I WANTED TO SAY.
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OK. WHAT'D YOU WANT TO SAY?
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OW! OW! OW, OW, OW.
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OK. OK. THAT'S IT.
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UM... I RUB YOU.
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OH, MY GOD. PETE...
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
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WHAT?
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I LOVE YOU, TOO!
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I NEVER THOUGHT
THIS DAY WOULD COME!
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OHHH...
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MAN, COULD THOSE
TWO WALK ANY SLOWER?
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WELL, YOU KNOW BERG AND PUDDLES.
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HA HA HA!
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TONIGHT WAS WEIRD.
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HOW DO YOU MEAN?
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I MEAN, USUALLY, YOU'RE...
YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS,
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AND TONIGHT YOU
WERE... A GIRL...
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OUT ON A DATE.
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WELL, IT'S NICE
OF YOU TO NOTICE.
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JEALOUS?
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NO! 'COURSE NOT.
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NO.
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ANYWAY, I GUESS YOU AND
BERG DIDN'T REALLY HIT IT OFF.
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ACTUALLY, BERG AND
I HAD A TERRIFIC TIME.
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WE DID?
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HEY, LOOK AT THAT. WE DID.
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THIS WORKED OUT GREAT. WE
SHOULD DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME.
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GREAT. WHAT ABOUT SUNDAY?
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SURE. OK!
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OH, OH, WAIT! SUNDAY'S
VALENTINE'S DAY.
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VALENTINE'S DAY, JOHNNY.
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EVEN BETTER. THE FOUR OF US
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CAN HAVE DINNER AT
MY FAMILY'S RESTAURANT.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY, BERG? HUH?
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I MEAN, SURE. THAT
SOUNDS, UH... SURE.
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SHARON, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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HEY, ANYTHING FOR THE CAUSE.
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SO IT'S SET.
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CAN'T WAIT.
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Sharon: ALL RIGHT.
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JOHNNY, THEY'RE NOT A
NATURE FILM. COME ON!
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GOOD NIGHT, JOHNNY.
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SO... WHERE WERE WE?
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GOOD NIGHT.
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WHAT?!
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BERG.
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HI, PETE. HI, BERG!
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HI, IRENE!
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IRENE, COULD YOU... COULD YOU
GIVE US A MINUTE? THANKS. GUY TALK.
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OH, I GET IT. SEE
YA SOON, RACCOON.
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HELLO! HEH HEH! OK!
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WELL! WELL.
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THANKS FOR RESCUIN' ME.
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I WAS GETTIN'... PRETTY
UNCOMFORTABLE.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA SET HER STRAIGHT.
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I TRIED, BUT SHE WAS TORTURING
ME WITH THIS BACK RUB,
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SO I SAID, "I RUB YOU," AND SHE
THOUGHT I SAID, "I LOVE YOU."
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AND YOU CLEVERLY CLEARED UP THAT
MISUNDERSTANDING BY MAKING OUT.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE.
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SO, UH, HOW DID YOUR
DATE WITH SHAWN GO?
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OH, YOU KNOW. IT
WAS PRETTY TYPICAL.
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YOU KNOW... DINNER... MOVIE...
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SHE'S IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY.
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WHOA!
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OH, YEAH.
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SHE SAID THAT?
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NO. NO, NOT IN SO MANY WORDS,
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BUT WHEN I WENT TO
KISS HER, SHE RAN AWAY.
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WELL, ACCORDING TO THAT THEORY, A
LOT OF WOMEN ARE IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY.
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PETE, I'M SERIOUS.
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LOOK, I'M IN THE MOVIES
WITH HER. I'M ARCTIC. I'M DEATH.
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I GOT NOTHIN'. THEN... WE WALK
IN THERE. JOHNNY'S WATCHING.
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AND SUDDENLY, SHE PINS
ME UP AGAINST THE WALL
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AND TRIES TO LICK THE BACK
OF MY NECK FROM THE FRONT.
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BUT THE MINUTE JOHNNY
GOES BACK UPSTAIRS,
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I'M BACK TO BEIN' MR. FREEZE.
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MAYBE SHE NEEDS AN AUDIENCE.
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LISTEN TO ME, ALL RIGHT?
SHE WAS JUST DOIN' IT
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TO MAKE JOHNNY JEALOUS.
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SHARON WAS RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M GONNA TELL
HER SHE WAS RIGHT.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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COME ON. YOU'LL RUIN
THE RELATIONSHIP.
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YOU GOTTA BE ABSOLUTELY SURE.
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OK. YOU...
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YOU GOTTA COME WITH THE
4 OF US ON VALENTINE'S DAY,
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MAKE SURE I'M NOT CRAZY.
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I WANT TO BE THE FIFTH
WHEEL ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
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FIFTH WHEEL, NOTHIN'.
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HEY, IRENE. PETE WANTS TO
KNOW IF YOU'LL BE HIS VALENTINE.
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WOULD I! OH!
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OHH!
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SO, PETE, YOU HAVEN'T SAID
ANYTHING ABOUT MY SWEATER.
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I REALLY WEAR MY
HEART ON MY SLEEVE.
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SEE? HEART? SLEEVE?
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GET IT?
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HA HA HA HA!
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00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,697
THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO
MUCH FOR DRAGGIN' ME HERE.
231
00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,499
WHERE'S SHAWN, ANYWAY?
232
00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:37,747
SHE'LL BE HERE. YOU JUST KEEP AN
EYE ON HER AND TELL ME I'M NOT RIGHT.
233
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,051
FLOWER LADY, 12 O'CLOCK.
234
00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:44,308
JOHNNY!
235
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,377
HEY, MRS. S! HAPPY
VALENTINE'S DAY.
236
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:50,148
OHH... THIS IS, UH...
MY GIRL... SHARON.
237
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,828
WELL, YOU ALWAYS KNEW HOW TO
PICK 'EM. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY.
238
00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,652
THIS IS... OH, DON'T TELL ME.
239
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:57,822
THIS MUST BE THE DOCTOR!
240
00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,323
HA HA!
241
00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:01,592
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
242
00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:02,761
HA HA!
243
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,273
MICHAEL BERGEN.
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
244
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,765
WELL, THE PLEASURE
IS ALL MINE, DOCTOR.
245
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,166
MY, UH, UNMARRIED DAUGHTER
WILL BE OUT IN A SECOND.
246
00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:12,270
SHE'S, UM, IN THE KITCHEN
FIXING SOMETHING SPECIAL.
247
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,371
SHAWN!
248
00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:15,406
THE DOCTOR'S HERE!
249
00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:18,175
HEY, EVERYONE.
250
00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:19,677
WHOA.
251
00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:23,113
MY GOD. SHAWN, I'VE NEVER
SEEN YOU IN A DRESS BEFORE.
252
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:26,510
AND YET, SHE'S
WEARING ONE... TONIGHT.
253
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:30,132
YOU LIKE IT? I WORE
IT SPECIAL FOR BERG.
254
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,689
AND I MADE PIEROGI.
255
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,658
OH. MY FAVORITE. FOR BERG.
256
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,339
AREN'T THEY GREAT TOGETHER?
257
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,697
I DON'T KNOW WHO
I'M HAPPIER FOR...
258
00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:41,299
BERG, SHAWN, OR ME.
259
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,234
I THINK IT'S ME.
260
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,269
YOUR TABLE'S READY.
261
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,719
YOU SEE? SHAWN IS
SHAMELESS. SHAMELESS!
262
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:54,023
WEARING SEXY DRESSES
AND MAKING ME SPECIAL FOOD.
263
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,148
YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE
RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT?
264
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,150
IF SHE TRIES TO MAKE
JOHNNY ANY MORE JEALOUS,
265
00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:01,185
YOU MIGHT WIND UP
SLEEPING WITH HER.
266
00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:09,093
SO, PETE, HOW DID
YOU MEET IRENE?
267
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:12,107
WELL, NOW WE LIVE ACROSS
THE HALL FROM EACH OTHER,
268
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:16,300
BUT IN A PREVIOUS LIFE,
WE WERE PIONEER LOVERS.
269
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,406
Pete: UM...
270
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:24,442
HERE, HONEY. I'D LIKE TO
REDEEM ONE OF MY COUPONS.
271
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,522
"15 MINUTES OF QUIET TIME."
272
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,827
OHHH! YOU'RE SUCH A SILLY!
273
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,649
WOW. ALL THAT TIME, TRUE LOVE
274
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:34,285
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
THAT'S REAL ROMANCE.
275
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,487
ALTHOUGH THAT'S
NOT TO SAY YOU CAN'T
276
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:40,125
MEET SOMEBODY NEW AND
INSTANTLY CONNECT WITH THEM, TOO.
277
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,526
LIKE JOHNNY AND ME.
278
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,629
OR BERG AND ME.
279
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:46,931
HA HA!
280
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,468
FLOWER FOR THE LADY
ON VALENTINE'S DAY?
281
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,971
OH, YEAH. I'D LOVE ONE.
HOW MUCH ARE THEY?
282
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:54,972
$8.00.
283
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,208
8 BUCKS FOR A FLOWER?
284
00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:58,421
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
285
00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,445
JOHNNY.
286
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,745
THANKS.
287
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,281
OH, THIS IS SWEET.
288
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,850
AND YOU GENTLEMEN?
289
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,493
Is she still there?
290
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,129
Yes, I think so.
291
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,768
YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DOESN'T THE
WOMAN EVER BUY A FLOWER FOR THE MAN?
292
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,637
ONE FOR MY DATE, PLEASE.
293
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,572
AND 5 FOR MINE.
294
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:32,343
LOOK AT THAT, PETE.
295
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:33,978
SHAWN BOUGHT ME A FLOWER.
296
00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:36,814
IRENE BOUGHT ME 5.
297
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,229
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, BABY.
298
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:43,621
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, BERG.
299
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,968
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, PETEY.
300
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,625
NO!
301
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,538
WOULD YOU GET MY COAT? I'M COLD.
302
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,296
OR WE COULD JUST USE
OUR LOVE TO KEEP US WARM.
303
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,651
HA HA HA! NO, I'M
SERIOUS. IT'S COLD.
304
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,943
SO, WHAT ARE THE SPECIALS?
305
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,195
YOU KNOW WHAT? JOHNNY,
306
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:16,732
BEFORE YOU SIT DOWN, COULD
YOU, UH, GET MINE? I'M A LITTLE CHILLY.
307
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,922
AND I'LL GET YOUR PURSE, TOO.
308
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:27,198
AND DOES THAT COME WITH A SALAD?
309
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:29,901
THANKS.
310
00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:33,315
Pete: BERG.
311
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,150
BERG, C... BERG. BERG. BERG.
312
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:38,287
CAN I... CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SEC?
313
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,276
OK.
314
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,312
OK.
315
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,627
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. I THINK
SHAWN DOES LIKE JOHNNY.
316
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,263
SHE STOPS KISSING YOU EVERY
TIME HE LEAVES THE TABLE.
317
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,386
IT'S OK. HE'S BACK NOW.
318
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,132
NO. NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.
319
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,522
BERG. BERG.
320
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,702
SHE'S DOIN' THAT JUST
TO MAKE JOHNNY JEALOUS.
321
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,693
SO?!
322
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,594
NO RELATIONSHIP'S PERFECT.
323
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:01,444
YOU HAVE TO PUT AN
END TO THIS... FOR SHARON.
324
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,301
FINE! FINE! I'LL TALK TO SHAWN.
325
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,169
I HOPE YOU AND
IRENE ARE VERY HAPPY
326
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,171
IN YOUR LITTLE
HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE.
327
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,075
WHAT IS IT?
328
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,488
NOTHING. NOTHING. I JUST
THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE...
329
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:16,425
NICE TO SPEND SOME TIME
ALONE ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
330
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,016
YEAH. LET'S GET
BACK TO THE TABLE.
331
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,062
YOU'RE IN LOVE
WITH HIM, AREN'T YOU?
332
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,820
OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY.
333
00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,822
I DIDN'T SAY WHO IT WAS.
334
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,858
UH, BERG, YOU'RE
OUT OF YOUR MIND.
335
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,227
THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
336
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,795
JOHNNY AND SHARON ARE IN LOVE.
337
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,665
WELL, GOOD FOR THEM.
338
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,266
YEAH. GOOD FOR THEM.
339
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,246
AND UNLESS YOU LEARN
TO BE HAPPY FOR 'EM,
340
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,148
IT'S JUST GONNA EAT AWAY
AT YOU UNTIL YOU BECOME
341
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:43,708
AN ANGRY, BITTER, YET
INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
342
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:46,744
ARE YOU DONE?
343
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:51,182
NO, I'M NOT DONE. AS FAR AS YOU
USING ME TO MAKE JOHNNY JEALOUS,
344
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:54,685
WELL, I'M PUTTING A STOP TO THAT
FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING.
345
00:15:56,388 --> 00:16:00,525
48 HEARTS, 49
HEARTS, AND 50 HEARTS!
346
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,027
I CAN'T BELIEVE NO
ONE GUESSED 50.
347
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:04,706
AND, PETEY, YOU WERE WAY OFF.
348
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:05,897
YEAH, PETE...
349
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:08,292
100 MILLION. WHAT
WERE YOU THINKIN'?
350
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:13,571
OH, GOOD. YOU'RE BACK. I
WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST.
351
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,740
BERG... SHAWN...
352
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,754
I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT WHEN I
ORIGINALLY SET YOU TWO UP,
353
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,078
I DID IT FOR THE WRONG REASONS.
354
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:25,048
I NEVER ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WOULD
WORK OUT, AND YOU SEEM SO HAPPY...
355
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,418
WELL SAID. DOWN THE HATCH.
356
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:30,321
OK. I WANT TO SAY
THIS. ANYWAY, UM...
357
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,557
I THINK WHAT I'VE LEARNED,
358
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,403
AND IT'S SO APPROPRIATE
ON VALENTINE'S DAY,
359
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,340
IS THAT IF 2 PEOPLE ARE
MEANT TO BE TOGETHER,
360
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,241
IT DOESN'T MATTER
HOW IT HAPPENS.
361
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:42,499
IT JUST MATTERS THAT
THEY FIND EACH OTHER.
362
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,301
MMM. TO LOVE.
363
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,302
TO LOVE.
364
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,637
OHHH!
365
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,707
SHAWN. YOU OK?
366
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,354
SHE'S FINE. SHE'S JUST SO HAPPY.
367
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,590
WELL, WHY DO PEOPLE
CRY WHEN THEY'RE HAPPY?
368
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,534
I'M HAPPY WHEN I'M HAPPY.
369
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,584
MAYBE I'M NOT HAPPY!
370
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,431
SHAWN, HONEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
371
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,422
BERG, WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER?
372
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,435
NOTHING! WHAT
DID YOU DO TO HER?!
373
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,237
GET OUT OF MY
RESTAURANT! GET HER OFF ME!
374
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,860
Sharon: JOHNNY, DO SOMETHING!
375
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,228
BERG, COVER YOUR FACE!
376
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:14,165
MOM, LEAVE HIM ALONE!
I'M IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY!
377
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,600
OHHH...
378
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,948
I THINK YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY.
379
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,952
I'M SORRY, JOHNNY.
380
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,816
YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M
GONNA TRY THE KREPNIK.
381
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,179
THAT'S IT. YOU CANNOT
SEE SHAWN ANYMORE.
382
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,669
DID YOU HEAR ME?
383
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,005
YEAH, I HEARD YOU. HOW
CAN I NOT HANG OUT WITH HER?
384
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,273
I MEAN, SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
385
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,542
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
YOUR BEST FRIEND.
386
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,245
YES. YOU ARE, BUT... BUT WHAT?
387
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,315
I DON'T KNOW! Y... JOHNNY.
388
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,085
DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER?
389
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,764
WELL, ANSWER ME! DO YOU?
390
00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,522
NO.
391
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:14,191
I DON'T KNOW. I... I MEAN, I'VE
NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
392
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,126
I'VE NEVER THOUGHT
OF SHAWN LIKE THAT.
393
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:18,407
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE
SOME TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT.
394
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,409
NO. JOHNNY, GET YOUR
STUFF OUT OF MY APARTMENT.
395
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,577
YOU CAN CALL ME WHEN YOU
FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT.
396
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:23,700
SHARON. LISTEN.
397
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:24,736
NO.
398
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,010
I'M SORRY.
399
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,118
I BOUGHT YOU SOME CHOCOLATES.
400
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,193
IT'S OK, SHARON.
401
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,107
WE'RE ALL HERE FOR YOU.
402
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,799
YOU ARE AMONG FRIENDS.
403
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,969
I THINK YOU'LL FEEL BETTER
IF YOU JUST LET IT OUT.
404
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:00,838
Sharon: OK.
405
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,306
YOU'RE RIGHT.
406
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:06,644
UM... PETE WAS JUST
TRYING TO HANG A MIRROR,
407
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,947
AND HE DOESN'T LOVE
YOU. I HATE YOUR SWEATER,
408
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,415
AND YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!
409
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:19,823
UH, PETE, IS THAT TRUE?
410
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,960
I'M SORRY.
411
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,042
OH, BUT LOOK. LOOK.
412
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:30,626
THIS ENTITLES ME TO
ONE ACT OF FORGIVENESS.
413
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,140
YOU OK?
414
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:39,277
YEAH.
415
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,613
NO.
416
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,754
THUS...
417
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,690
COMES AN END TO
THE HOLIDAY TRIFECTA...
418
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,559
CHRISTMAS, NEW YEAR'S,
AND VALENTINE'S DAY,
419
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,894
ALSO KNOWN AS THE MISERY SEASON.
420
00:19:56,929 --> 00:20:00,330
TO SPRING... AND ALL
OF ITS POSSIBILITIES.
421
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,532
HEAR, HEAR.
422
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,602
WELL, IF YOU GUYS
WILL EXCUSE ME,
423
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,838
I HAVE A CLASS
EARLY IN THE MORNING.
424
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,107
YOU SURE YOU'RE OK?
425
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,942
YEAH... I GUESS.
426
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:14,245
WELL, IF IT MAKES
YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,
427
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,248
I TIPPED MRS.
SWOBODA, LIKE, NOTHING.
428
00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:22,520
I BLEW IT. IF I WOULDN'T
HAVE PUSHED BERG ON SHAWN,
429
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,188
NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED.
430
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,691
SHAR, YOU AND JOHNNY'LL
GET BACK TOGETHER.
431
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,258
WHAT IF WE DON'T?
432
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:30,828
THEN YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE.
433
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,903
AND THERE'LL BE SOMEBODY ELSE
OUT THERE WHO'S EVEN BETTER FOR YOU.
434
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:36,500
THANKS, PETE.
435
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:39,270
AND IF THERE'S NOT...
YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE ME.
436
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:41,605
YOU'RE SO SWEET.
437
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:02,025
WELL, THAT CAPS OFF
AN INTERESTING EVENING.
438
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,733
IT'S THE WAY I
THOUGHT IT WOULD END.
439
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,735
NOT EXACTLY WHO I
THOUGHT IT WOULD END WITH.
440
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,642
OH, GOOD NIGHT, PETE. YEAH.
441
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,048
OH, HEY, SHARON. UM...
442
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,419
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
443
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:40,898
WHAT'S WITH THE GIFT?
444
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,444
OH, IT'S, UH... IT'S FOR IRENE.
445
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,536
I JUST KINDA FEEL BAD
ABOUT THAT HAPPENED, SO...
446
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:48,483
THAT'S NICE. YOU KNOW IRENE. SHE'S
PROBABLY FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT IT BY NOW.
447
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:50,140
AHH, I DON'T KNOW.
448
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,885
HEY, MAYBE NOW'S
NOT THE RIGHT TIME.
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