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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,690 --> 00:00:19,860 Bonjour, tout le monde, 2 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:21,630 welcome back to Questionable Call, 3 00:00:21,729 --> 00:00:23,629 brought to you by Bro Dude Energy. 4 00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:25,573 I'm your host Anik Archambault 5 00:00:25,670 --> 00:00:27,870 alongside panellists Tessa Bonhomme, Jay "Onray"-- 6 00:00:27,976 --> 00:00:29,506 - Onrait! - And the man they call RA. 7 00:00:29,611 --> 00:00:31,381 As we bring this episode to a close, 8 00:00:31,482 --> 00:00:32,782 we thought we'd update the audience, 9 00:00:32,884 --> 00:00:35,264 as well as our panel, on what's become a bit 10 00:00:35,357 --> 00:00:37,127 of a fan favourite topic around here. 11 00:00:37,227 --> 00:00:38,557 - Ah, Shoresy. - Shoresy! 12 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:40,073 - Shoresy? - Fuck you, Shoresy. 13 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:42,466 - Our boys had a busy few weeks up in the NOSHO. 14 00:00:42,571 --> 00:00:43,911 I don't doubt it, Anik. 15 00:00:44,008 --> 00:00:47,078 - After losing 20 games, he publicly declared 16 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:51,060 that the team would never lose again. If they lose, they fold. 17 00:00:51,155 --> 00:00:53,955 - So they folded? - The Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 18 00:00:54,061 --> 00:00:57,201 have won 3 straight, with one game remaining on the campaign. 19 00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:58,770 - Two's a streak. - Hold on. 20 00:00:58,870 --> 00:01:02,010 - Yeah, last time I checked, the Bulldogs weren't... garnished. 21 00:01:02,110 --> 00:01:04,720 - The Blueberry Bulldogs? - You heard it here first. 22 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:06,515 - The Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs? 23 00:01:06,619 --> 00:01:07,989 Turn up your hearing aid, Jay. 24 00:01:08,089 --> 00:01:10,159 - The Fruitcup Fox Terriers would sound tougher! 25 00:01:10,260 --> 00:01:11,430 Dingleberry Dachshunds. 26 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:13,769 - What did he do for the Ws? Bomb threat? 27 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:15,196 - Blackmail? - Steroids? 28 00:01:15,303 --> 00:01:16,643 - Wouldn't put any of it past him. 29 00:01:16,739 --> 00:01:19,309 - So, if they lose the final, the fold. 30 00:01:19,411 --> 00:01:20,981 So what happens if they win? 31 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:23,492 - I think the question is, what happens if they never lose? 32 00:01:23,586 --> 00:01:25,586 - They win a ship. - They're in a double-header 33 00:01:25,690 --> 00:01:27,890 against first-place Soo Ste. Marie to run off the season, 34 00:01:27,995 --> 00:01:30,395 and they beat 'em up pretty good in game one. 35 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:32,370 - The Soo, they're always so good. 36 00:01:32,471 --> 00:01:33,641 Oui, mademoiselle. 37 00:01:33,740 --> 00:01:35,310 But the big story out of Sudbury, 38 00:01:35,410 --> 00:01:36,510 is that they may have poked the bear. 39 00:01:36,612 --> 00:01:38,182 Don't poke the bear. 40 00:01:38,282 --> 00:01:40,552 - The Soo are resting their big wheels for playoffs, but now, 41 00:01:40,653 --> 00:01:42,423 the big wheels will play the season finale. 42 00:01:42,524 --> 00:01:44,664 - Don't poke the bear. - Yeah, sometimes, 43 00:01:44,762 --> 00:01:46,032 it's best to just let the big boy sleep. 44 00:01:46,132 --> 00:01:48,572 - Yeah, no. They may be the Bluebally Bulldogs, 45 00:01:48,669 --> 00:01:50,669 but they're still from Sudbury. 46 00:01:50,774 --> 00:01:52,784 - Sudbury's as tough a town as you've ever been in. 47 00:01:52,878 --> 00:01:55,178 - And, Sudbury's loaded up and won three straight. 48 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:57,753 - There's an impossible amount of good-looking girls in Sudbury. 49 00:01:57,854 --> 00:02:00,094 - Hit the showers, Onrait. - Respectfully! 50 00:02:00,193 --> 00:02:02,633 So, who's the bear? 51 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:28,019 - Why are you looking at me like that? 52 00:02:28,116 --> 00:02:30,246 - Like what? - Like it's the first time 53 00:02:30,353 --> 00:02:31,493 you've ever seen me. 54 00:02:31,589 --> 00:02:33,289 - Is that a good thing or a bad thing? 55 00:02:33,826 --> 00:02:35,656 - You're so fucking cute, Sanguinet. 56 00:02:36,165 --> 00:02:37,165 Thanks. 57 00:02:37,834 --> 00:02:41,914 - You know, I remember the first time I saw you. 58 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,446 Do you? 59 00:03:22,557 --> 00:03:24,827 : Well if we loses the game, we loses the team. 60 00:03:24,929 --> 00:03:26,599 There's nothin' you can do's about it, no b'y. 61 00:03:26,699 --> 00:03:27,669 It's all got to be. 62 00:03:29,037 --> 00:03:30,537 - Hey, we're leading the league now, eh bud? 63 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,410 - In what? Passes into the skates? 64 00:03:32,511 --> 00:03:33,781 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - In what? 65 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,050 Clappies into the shin pads? 66 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:36,920 Hey, Cory, I hear the scouts are calling you 67 00:03:37,020 --> 00:03:38,820 - Mark Scheifele-Stempniak. - Fuck you. 68 00:03:38,924 --> 00:03:40,794 - Do you have a tough friend here or something, Cor? 69 00:03:40,894 --> 00:03:42,164 - We're in-- - Huh? 70 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:43,874 Like, do you know somebody here who's tough? 71 00:03:43,967 --> 00:03:45,637 - 'Cause you're not. - We're first, idiot. 72 00:03:45,737 --> 00:03:47,567 - What's more important is that you're continuing 73 00:03:47,674 --> 00:03:49,244 - to grow as a person. - First in the league. 74 00:03:49,344 --> 00:03:51,624 - That's great, Cor, but did you know that Clearasil 75 00:03:51,715 --> 00:03:53,585 removes dirt and oil from your pores 76 00:03:53,686 --> 00:03:55,456 leaving your skin feeling smooth and refreshed? 77 00:03:55,557 --> 00:03:56,787 Undefeated in three, bud, 78 00:03:56,892 --> 00:03:58,262 taking a page out of the Bulldogs' book. 79 00:03:58,362 --> 00:04:00,532 - Well, look at you, Liam, you've put the cute in Accutane. 80 00:04:00,633 --> 00:04:02,003 - You worried you poked the bear? 81 00:04:02,103 --> 00:04:03,873 - Who's the bear? - The Soo is so good. 82 00:04:03,974 --> 00:04:06,014 - The Soo poked the bear when they dressed a team 83 00:04:06,111 --> 00:04:07,911 of call-ups against a team on a win streak. 84 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:10,415 - You weren't on a streak. - Two's a streak, you bozo. 85 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,990 - The second was a disqualification. 86 00:04:12,090 --> 00:04:13,960 - Yeah, well, they don't ask how, they ask how many. 87 00:04:14,061 --> 00:04:15,761 - Just cut the lip. - Yeah, cut the lip, 88 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:17,474 "pimplestiltskin", you'll get a break out. 89 00:04:17,567 --> 00:04:19,937 - When are you changing your name to the White Grape Weimaraners? 90 00:04:20,039 --> 00:04:23,279 - When you change your name to the Sudbury Blackhead... 91 00:04:23,379 --> 00:04:26,219 Dermabrasions, you fucking pepperoni face. 92 00:04:27,687 --> 00:04:29,687 - Your chirp game needs work. - Huh? 93 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:31,661 - You didn't chirp one guy last game, my man. 94 00:04:31,762 --> 00:04:33,832 - Yeah, I did, what are you fucking talking about? 95 00:04:33,934 --> 00:04:36,114 Why are you sitting right beside me? 96 00:04:36,205 --> 00:04:37,365 - I mean-- - Huh? 97 00:04:37,474 --> 00:04:38,444 I mean, you didn't chirp 98 00:04:38,543 --> 00:04:40,253 one guy on our team last night. 99 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:43,022 Decent result. 100 00:04:43,886 --> 00:04:45,586 - Decent? - Big dub. 101 00:04:45,690 --> 00:04:46,960 - Big W. - Real big W. 102 00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:48,660 - Real big dub now. - All the boys firing. 103 00:04:48,763 --> 00:04:50,873 The useless played like... 104 00:04:50,968 --> 00:04:53,508 - Useful. - Hm. Wouldn't go that far. 105 00:04:53,606 --> 00:04:55,836 Your leg is touching my leg now. 106 00:04:55,945 --> 00:04:58,745 - Positivity's the superior motivator, my man. 107 00:04:58,849 --> 00:05:00,819 I think you're learning. 108 00:05:02,257 --> 00:05:04,697 - Give your balls a tug, tit-fucker. 109 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,873 - He has a mouth on him. - No argument there. 110 00:05:07,969 --> 00:05:09,739 Is he still pushing up on you? 111 00:05:09,838 --> 00:05:11,138 - The consistency's kind of charming. 112 00:05:11,242 --> 00:05:13,782 - He can step on a landmine and talk himself out of it. 113 00:05:13,879 --> 00:05:15,919 - I know you have a soft spot for him. 114 00:05:16,318 --> 00:05:17,388 I do. 115 00:05:18,256 --> 00:05:20,026 I love that photo. 116 00:05:20,660 --> 00:05:22,500 It's not just him. 117 00:05:22,597 --> 00:05:24,867 - It's hockey players. - Why? 118 00:05:24,969 --> 00:05:27,039 - They take losing so personally. 119 00:05:27,707 --> 00:05:31,647 They don't just accept blame for a loss, they claim it. 120 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:33,389 They take that burden off of their teammates. 121 00:05:33,486 --> 00:05:37,086 "I fucked up, I cost us the game. I need to be better." 122 00:05:37,193 --> 00:05:39,903 But when they win, it's never personal. 123 00:05:39,999 --> 00:05:42,469 They never take credit. They never say "I." 124 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:43,870 They share it. 125 00:05:43,974 --> 00:05:45,784 In other sports, it's, "Me, me, me." 126 00:05:45,877 --> 00:05:48,077 But in hockey, it's "We". 127 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:50,016 - It's a team. - You trying to write 128 00:05:50,119 --> 00:05:51,889 the piece for me? 129 00:05:53,059 --> 00:05:58,169 - They can be irritating at times, and... over the top. 130 00:05:58,269 --> 00:05:59,499 But they're... 131 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,710 - Dumb? - Ugly? 132 00:06:01,809 --> 00:06:03,079 They're sluts. 133 00:06:03,179 --> 00:06:05,949 But there's a humbleness there and a responsibility. 134 00:06:06,051 --> 00:06:08,091 - I respect it. - If it's a loss tonight, 135 00:06:08,189 --> 00:06:09,729 will you take responsibility? 136 00:06:10,693 --> 00:06:13,803 - If we lose, we fold. - Even if it's a packed barn? 137 00:06:13,899 --> 00:06:15,599 - We do what we say we're gonna do. 138 00:06:15,703 --> 00:06:17,373 - You already printed it, didn't you? 139 00:06:17,474 --> 00:06:19,314 Is that a problem? 140 00:06:25,223 --> 00:06:28,763 - Whew! Smells like some of that pakalolo dank in here. 141 00:06:28,863 --> 00:06:30,273 Ya got a dip? 142 00:06:32,070 --> 00:06:33,510 Why are your fuckin'... 143 00:06:36,812 --> 00:06:37,952 Who? 144 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:40,620 -Tit fucker. - Big Sexy. 145 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:41,920 Who is it? 146 00:06:43,927 --> 00:06:45,997 Hey, Frankie, I'm doing a Krispy Kreme run-- 147 00:06:46,098 --> 00:06:48,298 - Tabarnak, Shoresy! 148 00:06:50,974 --> 00:06:52,484 Who is that? 149 00:06:53,512 --> 00:06:55,652 - Is she pretty? - She's super fucking pretty. 150 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:57,890 - Is she hot? - She's super fucking hot. 151 00:06:57,988 --> 00:06:59,658 A bit young, but-- 152 00:06:59,758 --> 00:07:01,128 - Yeah. Tit fucker. 153 00:07:01,228 --> 00:07:02,098 Big Sexy! 154 00:07:02,197 --> 00:07:03,897 - It's not Laurence? - No. 155 00:07:04,768 --> 00:07:05,998 - No. - How do you know? 156 00:07:06,105 --> 00:07:07,705 - She doesn't have red hair. - No?! 157 00:07:07,807 --> 00:07:08,977 - No. - What colour is her hair? 158 00:07:09,077 --> 00:07:10,307 Who fucking cares? 159 00:07:12,917 --> 00:07:13,947 - You got a dip? - What? 160 00:07:14,054 --> 00:07:16,364 - Got a dip? I need a dip. - It's in there. 161 00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:17,788 - Fuck off. 162 00:07:17,894 --> 00:07:19,604 -JJ? -Tit fucker! 163 00:07:20,666 --> 00:07:21,996 JJ! 164 00:07:22,103 --> 00:07:23,773 -Tit fucker. - Big Sexy! 165 00:07:23,873 --> 00:07:25,843 Shoresy! 166 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:30,146 Goldy! 167 00:07:30,686 --> 00:07:31,686 Where's Goody? 168 00:07:32,557 --> 00:07:35,757 And, the last one, whatever your fucking name is. 169 00:07:35,863 --> 00:07:37,303 - B'y, she don't even know me name. 170 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,800 Um, Twelve Inch Cunt. 171 00:07:38,903 --> 00:07:40,513 - Been called worse. 172 00:07:40,606 --> 00:07:42,336 Just, open the door. 173 00:07:42,978 --> 00:07:44,648 Yeah, so. 174 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:52,126 - Where's JJ? Tit fucker! 175 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:54,170 - Who said that? - Big Sexy. 176 00:07:54,835 --> 00:07:55,995 Where's JJ? 177 00:07:56,105 --> 00:07:57,635 - Tit fucker. - Go easy, Big Sex. 178 00:07:57,741 --> 00:08:00,151 - Look, I know he's in there with Lysandre Nadeau, okay? 179 00:08:01,215 --> 00:08:03,145 - What colour's her hair? - How do you know? 180 00:08:03,252 --> 00:08:04,492 - Because her Range Ro-- - Huh? 181 00:08:04,588 --> 00:08:07,628 - Because her Range Rover is parked out front. 182 00:08:08,829 --> 00:08:10,869 - So dumb. - JJ! 183 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,198 Tit fucker! 184 00:08:12,938 --> 00:08:14,108 Big Sexual? 185 00:08:21,221 --> 00:08:24,261 - Goody, you got a dip? - Settle down. 186 00:08:37,487 --> 00:08:38,487 Laurence! 187 00:08:42,530 --> 00:08:44,170 - You tell him to come get his Siamese cat, 188 00:08:44,267 --> 00:08:46,367 because I'm leaving it outside my front door. 189 00:08:46,472 --> 00:08:47,442 Laurence! 190 00:08:54,054 --> 00:08:56,564 - Fucking Frankie has a Siamese cat? 191 00:08:57,794 --> 00:09:00,234 That's cultural appropriation. 192 00:09:02,103 --> 00:09:03,643 Fucking loser. 193 00:09:10,386 --> 00:09:12,056 Need you lights fuckin' out tonight, Michaels. 194 00:09:12,157 --> 00:09:13,127 - That's why they call me-- 195 00:09:13,225 --> 00:09:14,325 - Fuck's sake, Shoresy. - Grab the Jims. 196 00:09:14,427 --> 00:09:15,727 - You grab 'em. - You grab 'em. 197 00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:16,970 - You grab 'em. - You grab 'em. 198 00:09:17,066 --> 00:09:17,896 - Jim. - Yeah. 199 00:09:18,002 --> 00:09:18,902 - Jim. - Hi. 200 00:09:19,004 --> 00:09:20,114 - Jim. - Pretty good, Shoresy. 201 00:09:20,206 --> 00:09:22,036 - Wait, what'd you say? - Come here. 202 00:09:22,911 --> 00:09:24,511 - Alright, Jim. - Yeah. 203 00:09:24,614 --> 00:09:25,624 - Jim. - Hi. 204 00:09:25,716 --> 00:09:26,686 - Jim. - Sup, Sanger? 205 00:09:26,785 --> 00:09:27,715 What's going on, buddy? 206 00:09:27,821 --> 00:09:28,921 - You guys have been huge for us, 207 00:09:29,024 --> 00:09:30,134 helped us swing momentum, 208 00:09:30,226 --> 00:09:31,326 change the course of the game. 209 00:09:31,428 --> 00:09:32,928 You've been instrumental these past three dubs. 210 00:09:33,032 --> 00:09:35,042 - And he means it, you've been critical, Jim. 211 00:09:35,136 --> 00:09:36,066 - Yeah. - Jim. 212 00:09:36,171 --> 00:09:37,441 - Thank you. - Jim. 213 00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:39,110 - Thanks a lot, Shoresy. I really appreciate it. 214 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:40,881 - But the Soo are dressing their studs tonight. 215 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,291 Priority is to run 'em up, not fill 'em in. 216 00:09:43,385 --> 00:09:45,355 So, I'll largely be parkin' ya. 217 00:09:49,764 --> 00:09:51,034 Yeah, so. 218 00:09:51,602 --> 00:09:52,872 Jim. 219 00:09:52,972 --> 00:09:54,742 We know our role, boys. 220 00:09:54,841 --> 00:09:57,111 - Jim? - Love our role, boys. 221 00:09:58,449 --> 00:09:59,319 Jim? 222 00:09:59,417 --> 00:10:01,047 - When the boys need us, we'll be there. 223 00:10:01,154 --> 00:10:03,594 - Fucking Jims are such fucking beauties. 224 00:10:03,692 --> 00:10:06,062 All the time, they're so good... 225 00:10:06,164 --> 00:10:08,104 Hold on a second, it's driving me fucking crazy. 226 00:10:08,202 --> 00:10:11,742 - Hey! What are you doing? - Whata y'at? 227 00:10:11,842 --> 00:10:12,982 Huh? 228 00:10:13,078 --> 00:10:14,678 - The bikes. - Settle down. 229 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:15,651 The biking. 230 00:10:16,351 --> 00:10:17,691 Yes, those bikes, quit it. 231 00:10:17,787 --> 00:10:20,157 - I mean, we got three bikes and you don't want no bikin'? 232 00:10:20,259 --> 00:10:21,659 - Well, I can barely hear the Jims. 233 00:10:21,762 --> 00:10:23,672 It's turned into a bit of a fucking moment here. 234 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,178 Yeah, but the coach is talking. 235 00:10:28,275 --> 00:10:30,075 And if the coach is talking, you shouldn't be biking. 236 00:10:30,179 --> 00:10:31,879 - B'y, I've seen plenty a b'y bikin' 237 00:10:31,983 --> 00:10:33,893 - when the coaches is talkin'. - What? 238 00:10:34,287 --> 00:10:35,617 You ever bike BMX? 239 00:10:35,723 --> 00:10:37,093 I'm about done with the Jims 240 00:10:37,193 --> 00:10:39,233 and I'm not gonna stand in the way of the boys biking. 241 00:10:39,331 --> 00:10:41,271 Let's get the blood flowing, love to see it, 242 00:10:41,368 --> 00:10:42,798 - get your legs under ya. - Well... 243 00:10:42,904 --> 00:10:45,684 - Are they good for biking on? - She's pretty good bikin'. 244 00:10:45,776 --> 00:10:46,776 You like that bike too? 245 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,354 Are they all the same bike? 246 00:10:49,451 --> 00:10:53,631 - Shoresy. One slut, two slut, three slut. Where's your fourth? 247 00:10:53,726 --> 00:10:55,156 - Running late. - Why? 248 00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:56,803 'Cause manatees move slow. 249 00:10:56,898 --> 00:10:58,238 He'll be here. 250 00:10:58,335 --> 00:10:59,665 - He fucking better be, Sanguinet. 251 00:10:59,771 --> 00:11:02,281 - GM wants to see you. - You too, Sanguinet. 252 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:08,163 - Schwinn makes a phenomenal bike. 253 00:11:08,255 --> 00:11:10,925 - You haven't lost. - We'll never lose again. 254 00:11:11,028 --> 00:11:12,628 - Don't count your chickens, slut. 255 00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:14,400 You've got bums in seats. 256 00:11:14,501 --> 00:11:15,841 - More than an eighth full tonight? 257 00:11:15,938 --> 00:11:18,178 - Approaching a quarter. - Oh, you know who'd love that? 258 00:11:19,611 --> 00:11:21,381 - I got you something to mark the occasion. 259 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,551 - I'd give Sanger a blowie for a fresh dip right about now. 260 00:11:25,589 --> 00:11:28,399 - Your new sweater. - Oh my God, what fucking 261 00:11:28,495 --> 00:11:31,065 Sudbury exports hopped on board now? 262 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,698 We'll be the fucking... 263 00:11:32,804 --> 00:11:35,144 fucking... Porchetta Puggles? 264 00:11:35,242 --> 00:11:38,722 Are we the fucking Big Nickel Basenji's? 265 00:11:39,317 --> 00:11:43,227 What, the fucking Peppi Panini Portuguese Podengos? 266 00:11:53,445 --> 00:11:55,715 - Told the boys you got the C back. 267 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,246 They love it. 268 00:11:58,055 --> 00:11:59,455 Congrats, cap. 269 00:12:00,994 --> 00:12:02,664 But if you lose, we fold. 270 00:12:05,136 --> 00:12:06,466 Where the fuck is JJ? 271 00:12:06,571 --> 00:12:08,341 - What happened to elephants move slow, my man? 272 00:12:08,442 --> 00:12:10,252 - I said manatees. And if he chased her 273 00:12:10,346 --> 00:12:12,846 all the way back to Quebec, that fucking sperm whale. 274 00:12:12,951 --> 00:12:14,551 Hey, Fish is ready. 275 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,756 He's paid the price for this team. 276 00:12:16,858 --> 00:12:19,658 He plays his role and has done exactly what we asked of him. 277 00:12:19,764 --> 00:12:22,744 - And if JJ's not here-- - Well, go fucking tell him. 278 00:12:23,605 --> 00:12:24,635 You tell him. 279 00:12:25,743 --> 00:12:27,453 - It's your fucking stupid idea, why don't you go tell him? 280 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:28,917 - I remember the days when players 281 00:12:29,017 --> 00:12:30,347 listened to their coaches and-- 282 00:12:30,453 --> 00:12:32,123 - I remember when coaches had good ideas, Sanguinet. 283 00:12:32,223 --> 00:12:34,493 - Hey, Fish, you got a dip? - Nope. 284 00:12:34,594 --> 00:12:36,804 - That's going great. You're playing with me and Goody. 285 00:12:36,898 --> 00:12:38,438 - Why? - Who fucking cares?! 286 00:12:38,535 --> 00:12:39,965 - Shoresy! - Just till JJ gets here. 287 00:12:40,072 --> 00:12:41,842 - Where's JJ? - Oh, we can't find him 288 00:12:41,943 --> 00:12:45,183 right now which is a bit embarrassing 'cause he's big as the moon, but... 289 00:12:47,253 --> 00:12:48,593 Yeah, so... 290 00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:52,059 Noticed you sacrificing your body for the boys out there. 291 00:12:52,163 --> 00:12:53,833 Paying the price. 292 00:12:54,634 --> 00:12:56,674 It's almost like you love winning. 293 00:12:57,173 --> 00:12:59,483 No. I hate losing. 294 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,094 -Fish, you ready? - Ready, Sanger! 295 00:13:03,185 --> 00:13:04,955 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! 296 00:13:05,056 --> 00:13:06,356 - Goody, you ready? - Ready, Sanger. 297 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:08,228 - Good, 'cause you're going. 298 00:13:08,328 --> 00:13:09,458 - Hitch, you ready? - Yes, b'y. 299 00:13:09,564 --> 00:13:11,204 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! 300 00:13:11,301 --> 00:13:12,671 Dolo, you ready? 301 00:13:13,405 --> 00:13:14,735 You're goin'! 302 00:13:14,841 --> 00:13:15,841 And hey, boys, 303 00:13:15,944 --> 00:13:19,024 captain of the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 304 00:13:22,023 --> 00:13:23,063 Shoresy, you ready?! 305 00:13:23,158 --> 00:13:24,998 - Give your balls a tug, tit fucker! 306 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,666 - You're fucking going! 307 00:13:28,368 --> 00:13:29,568 And Michaels. 308 00:13:30,606 --> 00:13:32,276 Sorry I got a squeezy from your sweetie 309 00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,646 off the side of a party island in Wasaga Beach, buddy. 310 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:39,860 - I think she was yours all along, buddy. 311 00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:41,499 - You ready? - Always, Sanger. 312 00:13:41,595 --> 00:13:43,525 - You're going! 313 00:13:43,632 --> 00:13:46,812 Season finale, boys, let's run 'em up! Whew! 314 00:15:21,194 --> 00:15:23,474 - These guys are so fucking good. 315 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,518 - These guys are so fucking good. 316 00:15:38,963 --> 00:15:40,473 Remy Nadeau. 317 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:50,092 - Fucking sorry, guys. - It's not your fault, Michaels, 318 00:15:50,185 --> 00:15:51,115 we're letting 'em pepper ya'. 319 00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:52,321 - Those guys are so fucking good. 320 00:15:52,423 --> 00:15:53,893 Holy fuck. 321 00:15:55,062 --> 00:15:56,632 Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! 322 00:15:56,731 --> 00:15:59,541 - Boys, you can't score goals if you don't shoot the puck. 323 00:15:59,637 --> 00:16:01,707 Shoot the fucking puck! 324 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:36,280 Holy fuck, holy fuck. 325 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,944 - Fuck. - Fuck! 326 00:16:48,035 --> 00:16:49,065 Fuck! 327 00:16:50,906 --> 00:16:52,736 - Give 'em the Jims? - What, so they can fight 328 00:16:52,843 --> 00:16:55,023 and fucking go to the box, Sanger? 329 00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:59,063 Fuck's sake. It's do or fucking die and we need goals. 330 00:16:59,157 --> 00:17:03,027 And get the fucking door next time, you're fucking useless. 331 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,140 - They poked the bear. - Poked the bear. 332 00:17:24,073 --> 00:17:25,913 Remy Nadeau. 333 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,018 Don't poke the bear. 334 00:17:43,345 --> 00:17:46,985 - Where the fuck is Frankie? - Quebec. He's not coming. 335 00:17:47,086 --> 00:17:48,586 Ugh! 336 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,954 No! 337 00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,064 We're not beating the Soo tonight. 338 00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:29,438 The Soo are so fucking good. 339 00:18:29,537 --> 00:18:31,567 - The Soo aren't that fucking good, 340 00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:33,584 you just run into a hot goalie and-- 341 00:18:33,678 --> 00:18:34,978 - Michaels, you've stood on your head. 342 00:18:35,082 --> 00:18:37,022 - Yeah, Michaels had more shots in two periods 343 00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:39,189 than most guys get in two fucking games. 344 00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:40,530 You're playing like, buddy... 345 00:18:41,728 --> 00:18:43,568 Well, you're playing like... 346 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,831 We can't just lose. 347 00:18:58,395 --> 00:19:01,895 It's the last game in this barn, gotta win something. 348 00:19:03,205 --> 00:19:05,835 It's the Bulldogs' last game in this barn. 349 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,078 We gotta give 'em a show. 350 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,890 So, boys... 351 00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:15,532 Let's give 'em the fucking lumber. 352 00:19:16,164 --> 00:19:18,144 - We're winning that physical battle, boys. 353 00:19:18,235 --> 00:19:19,295 If you can't run 'em up... 354 00:19:22,843 --> 00:19:24,813 If we can't run 'em up? Fill 'em in. 355 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,894 - Boys, let's just give 'em the fucking lumber out there. 356 00:19:28,422 --> 00:19:29,992 One period to make their lives hell. 357 00:19:30,826 --> 00:19:33,826 - Jims, they're not gonna wanna go, not worth the risk. 358 00:19:33,933 --> 00:19:35,643 They've got playoffs up the road. 359 00:19:36,504 --> 00:19:39,184 So your job is to score us a goal. 360 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:42,847 The rest of the boys are gonna make room 361 00:19:42,951 --> 00:19:44,591 for you guys out there for a change 362 00:19:44,687 --> 00:19:46,417 'cause you guys are scoring us 363 00:19:46,524 --> 00:19:49,134 the last goal in Sudbury Bulldogs' history. 364 00:19:51,201 --> 00:19:53,311 - Well, what do you think, Jim? - Yeah. 365 00:19:53,405 --> 00:19:54,405 - Jim? - Yes. 366 00:19:54,507 --> 00:19:55,777 - Jim? - Sounds good, Shoresy. 367 00:19:55,876 --> 00:19:57,676 - It should be fun. - Thanks, Jims. 368 00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,150 Boy, I fucking love winning. 369 00:20:01,721 --> 00:20:04,231 Fucking hate losing more. Got a dip? 370 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,671 Hurry up, Fish! 371 00:20:10,539 --> 00:20:12,779 The last game in this barn. 372 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,915 Let's give 'em a show, boys. 373 00:20:19,524 --> 00:20:21,334 Let's give 'em the fucking lumber. 374 00:25:52,022 --> 00:25:53,422 Fuck you, Shoresy! 375 00:25:53,993 --> 00:25:55,633 - For what? - What do you mean, for what? 376 00:25:55,729 --> 00:25:57,629 - Huh? - You know the deal. 377 00:25:57,733 --> 00:25:59,543 We had a deal. 378 00:26:00,372 --> 00:26:03,342 And I do what I say I'm gonna do. Always have. 379 00:26:08,054 --> 00:26:10,234 Alright, fuck, what do you want me to... 380 00:26:11,127 --> 00:26:14,397 Those guys are so fucking good. They thumped us. 381 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:17,010 And you still think we can beat them? 382 00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:20,048 How? 383 00:26:22,349 --> 00:26:23,989 : Where the fuck is Frankie? 384 00:26:24,086 --> 00:26:26,316 - Quebec. He's not coming. - Ugh. 385 00:26:26,424 --> 00:26:28,604 - Shoresy, we've got a new plan for this period. 386 00:26:29,063 --> 00:26:30,903 - We all plays like you out there, me son. 387 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,610 - What? - We're a full team of Shoresys. 388 00:26:33,705 --> 00:26:34,635 Real dirty. 389 00:26:34,740 --> 00:26:37,010 - Let's get all the Goddamn boys running around. 390 00:26:37,112 --> 00:26:39,482 Leave a mother-fucking impression. 391 00:26:40,785 --> 00:26:42,585 - It's a bit late for making a fucking impression, boys, 392 00:26:42,689 --> 00:26:44,259 there's no fucking room out there anyway. 393 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,500 - Hit 'em enough and they'll stop going where it gets it. 394 00:26:46,597 --> 00:26:49,597 Chop 'em enough, and they'll stop going where you gets chopped. 395 00:26:49,703 --> 00:26:52,113 Bet they gives us a lot more room out there next game. 396 00:26:52,209 --> 00:26:53,609 - What are you talking about, next game? 397 00:26:53,711 --> 00:26:56,181 - Don't be a fucking idiot. - They've got a hot tender. 398 00:26:56,284 --> 00:26:59,664 Let's let the league know your tender's hot, 399 00:26:59,757 --> 00:27:02,427 we'll run 'em to the back of the fucking net. 400 00:27:02,529 --> 00:27:05,439 - What are you fucking... It's too fucking late. 401 00:27:05,535 --> 00:27:06,495 For this game. 402 00:27:07,372 --> 00:27:09,242 Let's get 'em in playoffs. 403 00:27:12,215 --> 00:27:14,645 : If we lose, we fold. That was the deal. 404 00:27:14,753 --> 00:27:17,293 - That's when you had one fucking guy on this team 405 00:27:17,392 --> 00:27:19,102 who said we'd never lose again. 406 00:27:19,196 --> 00:27:22,236 Now you got 16 of 'em over there in that dressing room. 407 00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:25,106 You got a barn full of fans who can't wait to see it. 408 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,148 You think we can beat them? 409 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,383 Those guys are so fucking good. 410 00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:32,163 - But they won't be the same team after that period. 411 00:27:32,256 --> 00:27:36,456 No fucking way. They wanted nothing to do with the Jims. 412 00:27:36,564 --> 00:27:39,104 We'd have Frankie back next game. 413 00:27:39,203 --> 00:27:40,373 The Soo is so fucking good. 414 00:27:40,472 --> 00:27:42,782 - But they do not like the lumber. 415 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:46,146 You know what you get in the playoffs. 416 00:27:46,617 --> 00:27:49,017 - The lumber. - You get that high heat. 417 00:27:49,123 --> 00:27:51,563 - Hell yeah. - Hell yeah, fuck yeah. 418 00:27:55,035 --> 00:27:58,335 - Well, what are you gonna do differently? 419 00:27:59,209 --> 00:28:01,049 - Me? - Oh my God. 420 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:02,417 - Huh? - You say the boys 421 00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:04,286 are gonna play like you, but the chirping and the lumber 422 00:28:04,386 --> 00:28:06,286 and the running around have always been your game. 423 00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:09,100 So if I keep this team going, 424 00:28:09,196 --> 00:28:11,226 how are you gonna raise your game? 425 00:28:11,701 --> 00:28:13,771 What are you gonna do differently? 426 00:29:12,055 --> 00:29:14,255 difuze 30029

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