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You're home early.
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Ahh!
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What are you doing
on my computer?
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The real question
is, what are you doing home
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at 4:15
on a Wednesday? Hmm.
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What about
your club thingy?
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It doesn't matter.
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It matters to me, sort of.
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Whenever I confide in you,
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you either laugh at
me or overreact.
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I swear by
the revered Goblet of Finkoid,
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I will do neither
of those things.
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Okay, so I've been part of this
awesome a capella club.
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It's called The Underscores.
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Sorry. Go on.
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Well, my friend Connor
was elected
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to be the new head of the club,
and he kicked me out.
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I'm sure it's not personal.
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Whoa!
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Connor is your nemesis,
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and we must annihilate him.
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What? I neither laughed,
nor overreacted.
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I did both. I win.
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Now, to destroy this
Connor monster.
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My laptop.
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Holy legs.
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You're wearing
under trousers to work?
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No,
I took the day off.
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It's three-legged Thursday.
Flower and I doing
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a three-legged run
for three-legged pets.
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Ooh, you need me
to remove the fourth one?
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What?
No, thank you.
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Dad,
I'm volunteering with some
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of the most competitive
athletes at my school.
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Okay, you can't wear
those shorts.
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These are from 1999
and they still fit.
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Do they, Dad? Do they?
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Well,
I think you look breezy.
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Aw, well, this day in '99
was a special one,
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wasn't it, sweetie?
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It sure was.
Now, let's get out there.
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If we want
to win this thing,
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then we're going to have
to train all morning.
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I've been so busy at work.
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Win? This is a run, not a race.
We just need to finish.
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Totally.
We just have to finish first.
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Isn't that
Willow's toothbrush?
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Mm-hmm.
Oh, good news.
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I have a surprise for you.
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R0-FL, now.
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Oh, good.
An air freshener?
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No, you ingrate.
It's a nemesis neutralizer.
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If you throwthis cube at someone,
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it willrender them helpless.
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How?
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Watch.
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Whoa, cool.
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That was unexpected.
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Where did
the cube go, you ask?
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Where did it the--
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It disappeared,
destroying all the evidence.
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It's the perfect crime cube.
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Connor isn't my nemesis.
I thought he was my friend.
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We used
to hang all the time.
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I just need to convince him to
let me back in the club.
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Using the cube
of crime?
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Nope.
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Fine. Stay basic.
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At least you still
have film club.
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I just don't get it. I've
always really liked Connor.
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How can you not?
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He has a voice
like Ariana Grande
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and a range
like Ariana Grande.
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Oh, no.
What is he doing here?
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-And what is he wearing?
-Mr. Underwood, Miss...
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I don't know
what your last name is.
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You can't be here.
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Relax.
I'm undercover as,
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wait for it, a teacher.
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Yeah, nobody's going
to buy that.
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Weavster, Beebster,
Ms. Pressburger.
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Oh, I'm the new
drama teacher that you hired,
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Mr. Carbonbag.
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-Story checks out.
-See?
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Wait, what happened with
the real drama teacher?
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Mm...
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Hello? Oh. Oh, that
tickles my aura.
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Now, Weaver,
take me to your nemesis.
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I brought another cube.
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Please go home.
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Come on, Underscores.
Hit us with that vocal heat.
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Under where? Under there.
You guys are awesome.
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-Nice one, man.
-Man, I miss this.
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There's that
giant Connor
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with the goldeny locks.
We shall annihilate him.
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That's not Connor.
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That's Connor.
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Oh, Weaver, no.
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I have this thing
called school so--
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Good thinking.
You know what?
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We'll destroy tiny dancer
at lunchtime instead.
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Ugh, come on.
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Now, I'll be in the teacher's
lounge if you need anything.
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They have a slushy machine
in there. A slushy machine.
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How much longer?
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Oh, I got distracted.
Oh, it's been six minutes.
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Sweetie, don't you think
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you're taking this whole
training thing a bit seriously?
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For a charity that helps
three legged pets?
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Really, Jim? Really?
Let's see those sprints.
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Okay, sure. I'm just going to
grab a quick splash.
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Water is for wimps!
Go, go, go, go, go.
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Go, go, now you're going.
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I see where this is going.
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Yup.
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Connor the agonizer.
We meet at last.
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Hey, you must be that second
drama teacher we don't need?
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Great mask, drama nerd.
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Don't you call
me that.
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Look like
a second rate EDM DJ.
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Oh!
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Now you're just
saying letters at me.
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It's obviously a sun visor.
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Great. Cause you'll need to
shade you
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from these sick burns.
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Sick what?
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Hey drama nerd,
you like rotisserie chicken?
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Yes. If properly blended. Why?
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Because you've
been roasted.
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Oh, they're coming in hot.
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I am. You are.
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Go find some ice drama
because you're burned.
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Oh no, Weaver.
Look away.
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How could you be so mean?
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How could you rat
me out to a teacher?
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Not even a real teacher.
A drama teacher.
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You, Weaver Underwood,
are my sworn enemy.
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Or wait.
Even worse than that.
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You're my-- Oh, my.
What's the word?
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Nemesis.
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Nemesis. Thank you.
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That was bugging me.
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Did you annihilate Connor?
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I couldn't.
He's a wizard of words.
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But don't fret.
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I will beat this master
mouth at his own game.
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RO-FL, research sick burns.
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Chemical,thermal, or radioactive?
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The word kind, you fool.
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Transmitting visuals.
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Here they come.
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Whoa, those aren't the kind
of burns I--yes.
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That's going to scar.
We'll call that plan B.
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The milk of champions.
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Point, Dad.
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Yes, peas. I mean,
please, peas.
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See how sweet he is. I think
you're just being paranoid.
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Or not?
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Aren't you 99.9% lactose
intolerant?
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It was worth it.
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Excuse me.
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See, what did I do?
Why does he not like me?
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I have to figure this out.
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Then let's
do a little digging.
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14 seconds.
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Oh, great.
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Is what you've added
to your time.
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Go again.
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Oh, honey, I am hungry
and exhausted.
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Can we just enjoy one of
our finger sandwiches?
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Ha!
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Okay. You know what?
I am out.
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Of the race. Oh, maybe
Willow will do it.
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Well,
that is just hurtful.
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No, no, honey. It's that you
lack competitive spirit
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and you're
really, really slow.
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Okay, this is getting
out of hand.
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Today was
supposed to be fun.
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Winning is fun.
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You know what, Flower?
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You can find another leg to
tether, because this is mine...
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walking away.
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You know, if you moved
like that before,
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maybe you'd still
be on the team.
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Who taught you to do that?
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Oh, right. You live with an
intergalactic space villain.
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Even smells
like Ariana Grande.
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He scratched out your face.
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With a highlighter.
Oh, creepy.
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You know what?
I've had it with Connor.
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Who cares
that he's talented,
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smart and sings like
a mourning dove.
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The next time I see him I'll go
right up to him and say--hi!
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What's up, Bebe? I was
wondering if you'd care to join
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the Underscores, We need a new
singer for obvious reasons.
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I'm in.
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I'm sorry. I'm a moth.
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And his voice is the flame.
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Sick burn battle. Go!
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You're so dense.
Light bends around you.
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Really?My density was 8g per cubic cm
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and I reflectlight. So there.
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Get into the spirit, RO-FL.
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It's called role playing.
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How about this?
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Might I suggesta film instead
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about rival a Cappellaclubs battling it out?
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I refuse.
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It's a musical.
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You fool. Lead with that.
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Curse you, Connor.
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-They put us on jug duty.
-What now?
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We're supposed to put the drink
mix in the jugs and carry them
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-to the finish line.
-No problem.
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If you want to do the mixing,
I don't mind doing the lifting.
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Not that you can't.
It's just, you know,
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they can get pretty heavy
is all I meant.
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There you are. Hi.
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00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:32,082
Can you run the race with
me this afternoon?
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Yeah. Did Dad ditch you after
you went all beast mode?
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Of course not.
Why would you?
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Who's that?
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Just some dude who
challenged me.
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I'm just going to carry
this jug over.
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Oh, that's really heavy,
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00:11:47,723 --> 00:11:49,600
Want some help.
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00:11:49,683 --> 00:11:51,185
Is that a no?
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Wait, hun.
Look out for the cone.
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You okay?
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What were you thinking?
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Oh, I'll go get some ice.
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Hey, I wasn't saying
you were weak.
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Like I've seen you play soccer
and hockey and basketball.
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You're amazing.
Oh, I'm River.
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-Willow.
-I know.
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It's great
that you are competitive,
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but not at any cost.
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There are some things that
are more... more important.
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Mom.
Was there a lesson there?
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-I...
-Mom. Where are you-- what?
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How'd you do it?
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00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:35,354
How'd you get me kicked
out of film club?
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Oh, please.
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All I did was put up a sign
and you fell for it.
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Curse you, Connor!
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00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:46,031
But why? Why did you
suddenly turn on me.
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Suddenly? I've been
at it for eons.
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I've pranked you.
I've foiled you.
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I've banned you. And you still
didn't think it was personal.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing's wrong with him.
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Weaver's a really
good person
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who can sometimes maybe be a
little clueless at times.
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-At times. See?
-All the times.
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00:13:07,595 --> 00:13:09,471
What did I do to upset you?
256
00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,640
If you don't
know what you did
257
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,184
we were never friends
in the first place.
258
00:13:15,811 --> 00:13:16,854
What's that?
259
00:13:16,937 --> 00:13:18,564
Looks important?
260
00:13:18,647 --> 00:13:20,441
What? No, Connor, don't.
261
00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:30,034
You! You must be
the one who pranked me.
262
00:13:30,117 --> 00:13:32,077
-It wasn't him.
-Then it was you!
263
00:13:34,121 --> 00:13:37,583
I will see you both in after
school contemplation.
264
00:13:37,666 --> 00:13:41,086
Detention. We just don't
call it that.
265
00:13:47,384 --> 00:13:50,095
Hey, are you the kid who flash
fried the Underscores?
266
00:13:50,179 --> 00:13:52,097
Weaver, right?
267
00:13:52,181 --> 00:13:53,766
Weren't we in second
grade together?
268
00:13:53,849 --> 00:13:55,768
-Thomas the Tank?
-Yeah.
269
00:13:55,851 --> 00:13:58,270
Nice job on that cube
prank by the way.
270
00:13:58,354 --> 00:14:00,147
That Connor
kid has a mean streak.
271
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,107
Voice like melted butter,
but mean butter.
272
00:14:02,191 --> 00:14:04,276
I guess I never noticed
the mean part.
273
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,946
Yeah. Ever since he showed up
a full day late to your seventh
274
00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:10,449
-birthday party.
-My-- wait, what?
275
00:14:10,532 --> 00:14:12,618
Yeah, and then he missed
the legendary Smudgy
276
00:14:12,701 --> 00:14:14,578
the Snail cake,
because you wrote Sunday
277
00:14:14,662 --> 00:14:16,288
on his invite instead
of Saturday.
278
00:14:16,372 --> 00:14:18,957
It was an accident. Wow.
279
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:20,751
How do you remember that?
280
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:22,461
Steel trap, buddy.
281
00:14:22,544 --> 00:14:24,797
I really
am clueless sometimes.
282
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,800
But at least now I know
what I have to fix.
283
00:14:27,883 --> 00:14:29,760
Ahem.
284
00:14:35,182 --> 00:14:38,644
Not now, Weaver. The girls
are about to throw down.
285
00:14:40,604 --> 00:14:44,441
Art, it's so healing.
286
00:14:44,525 --> 00:14:48,987
Hello, I'm the new
drama-- uncle of Weaver.
287
00:14:49,071 --> 00:14:51,031
It's imperative that
I speak with him.
288
00:14:51,115 --> 00:14:52,783
Is that my pashmina?
289
00:14:53,575 --> 00:14:58,997
Not at all. I got
this at Pashmina Ville Mart.
290
00:14:59,081 --> 00:15:01,166
You have three minutes.
291
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,001
Did you deliver
the secret package
292
00:15:03,085 --> 00:15:04,878
to the mystery location?
293
00:15:04,962 --> 00:15:07,631
The cake
to the cafeteria table?
294
00:15:07,715 --> 00:15:09,508
Yes.
295
00:15:09,591 --> 00:15:11,176
Can you
deliver this to Connor?
296
00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:13,345
You have to make
sure he gets it.
297
00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:15,139
Oh, he'll get it, all right.
298
00:15:15,222 --> 00:15:19,435
He'll get exactly what's coming
to him. The invite.
299
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:24,106
I meant the invite to that
big party in the sky.
300
00:15:25,274 --> 00:15:28,026
Does that helmet not have an
inside voice setting?
301
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:29,445
No.
302
00:15:33,073 --> 00:15:38,454
Tripa, tripa.
Oh, hey there, neighbour.
303
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:40,581
Have you
seen a three-legged dog?
304
00:15:40,664 --> 00:15:42,332
Wait, you have a dog?
305
00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:45,878
Yes, I do. And she thinks
hiding is hilarious.
306
00:15:45,961 --> 00:15:49,214
Well, that would explain why
I didn't know you had a dog.
307
00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:51,717
Oh, nice. gams, you got
there, neighbour.
308
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,386
Tripa. Come on.
This isn't funny.
309
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,096
Oh, Nana,
she's right, there.
310
00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:58,766
- Found you.
- Aw, she's the cutest.
311
00:15:58,849 --> 00:16:00,517
Yeah, I am pretty cute.
312
00:16:00,601 --> 00:16:03,854
I am sorry that
I got carried away.
313
00:16:03,937 --> 00:16:07,399
I totally lost sight of
what really matters.
314
00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:09,026
The pets?
315
00:16:09,109 --> 00:16:12,488
No, I meant you.
But them as well.
316
00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:14,907
Yeah. Well, I'm sorry.
I stormed off.
317
00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:17,326
I just wanted our anniversary
to be special.
318
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:20,913
Our--Jim. Our anniversary
is in December.
319
00:16:20,996 --> 00:16:23,373
Well, not that anniversary.
320
00:16:23,457 --> 00:16:25,083
The anniversary of the day
321
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:27,878
we met at the Women & Guitar
Strumming Film Festival.
322
00:16:27,961 --> 00:16:30,589
-Oh!
-Yeah.
323
00:16:30,672 --> 00:16:33,842
Right. When you were
accidentally crowd surfing
324
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,594
and I saved you.
325
00:16:35,677 --> 00:16:38,764
Yeah, we made
such a good team.
326
00:16:38,847 --> 00:16:40,557
We still do.
327
00:16:41,683 --> 00:16:45,103
You know what? Let's get
out there and run.
328
00:16:45,187 --> 00:16:47,981
No, we don't have to.
We can donate instead.
329
00:16:48,065 --> 00:16:49,900
No, we are doing this.
330
00:16:49,983 --> 00:16:53,153
I didn't get all dressed up in
my fancy shorts for nothing.
331
00:16:53,237 --> 00:16:55,447
Oh, yeah.
Let's go fancy pants.
332
00:16:55,531 --> 00:16:57,074
Let's do this thing.
333
00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,118
Overlord still isn't back.
334
00:17:00,202 --> 00:17:02,579
What if he popped Connor
like a juice box?
335
00:17:02,663 --> 00:17:05,082
What if Connor popped
him like a juice box?
336
00:17:05,165 --> 00:17:08,085
We have no choice. We've got
to bust out of here.
337
00:17:08,168 --> 00:17:09,962
Hey, Weaver, we can help.
338
00:17:10,045 --> 00:17:12,297
Pressburger is easily
distracted.
339
00:17:12,381 --> 00:17:17,010
Guys activate Operation:
Infinite Reminisce.
340
00:17:19,888 --> 00:17:23,475
So tell us about your
Europe trip again.
341
00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:27,896
Oh, okay. Did we get to
Cinque Terre today last time?
342
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,648
I don't think we did.
343
00:17:29,731 --> 00:17:33,318
Oh, okay. So this is me in
Istanbul, which is not--
344
00:17:33,402 --> 00:17:35,195
Focus.
345
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,711
Yeah, top that.
346
00:17:50,794 --> 00:17:53,881
A cappella
battles are a thing?
347
00:18:12,566 --> 00:18:13,859
Top that.
348
00:18:13,942 --> 00:18:15,736
Wow.
OV's got pipes.
349
00:18:15,819 --> 00:18:17,863
Get out.
You're not an Underscore.
350
00:18:17,946 --> 00:18:20,824
-Bebe, pull up a chair.
-No, I'm good where I am.
351
00:18:20,908 --> 00:18:23,201
Did you give
the you know what
352
00:18:23,285 --> 00:18:25,871
-to you know who?
-The invite to Connor?
353
00:18:25,954 --> 00:18:29,541
No, I feel these things are
best solved through song.
354
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,627
Yeah.
355
00:18:36,298 --> 00:18:39,009
Meet me at the cafeteria
tables in 20 minutes.
356
00:18:39,092 --> 00:18:41,303
Will you come
to my party?
357
00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:43,555
Oh, fine.
358
00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:46,225
I'll meet you at the cafeteria
tables in 20 minutes.
359
00:18:46,308 --> 00:18:47,809
Thank you.
360
00:18:48,977 --> 00:18:52,856
PS, you're
a human child. Sick burn.
361
00:19:00,322 --> 00:19:03,116
It's from the staff lounge.
Like it?
362
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:06,244
-Birthday burger?
-This won't work.
363
00:19:06,328 --> 00:19:09,247
We need something epic to win
over Connor. We need--
364
00:19:09,331 --> 00:19:11,416
-Three layer Smudgy Snail Cake!
-Poisonous spider roaches!
365
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,877
I went a different
way with that.
366
00:19:13,961 --> 00:19:17,923
Bologna. City of Love. Piazza.
367
00:19:18,006 --> 00:19:21,176
Or Piazzi. Oh, Stonehenge.
368
00:19:27,182 --> 00:19:30,102
Surprise!
369
00:19:30,185 --> 00:19:32,896
I'm sorry I hurt your
feelings all those years ago.
370
00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:35,941
I must have been daydreaming
when I wrote your invitation.
371
00:19:36,024 --> 00:19:38,694
No, I'm sorry I held
a grudge for so long,
372
00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:42,030
just that I was new to the
school. You're my only friend.
373
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,366
And then bam, you emotionally
sucker punched me.
374
00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:45,951
Accidentally.
375
00:19:46,034 --> 00:19:48,704
I know, but everyone
laughed at me.
376
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:50,956
It took me forever to
make new friends.
377
00:19:51,039 --> 00:19:54,459
But this makes up
for everything.
378
00:19:54,543 --> 00:19:56,628
And don't forget
the best part.
379
00:19:56,712 --> 00:19:58,964
Smudgy the Snail cake.
380
00:19:59,047 --> 00:20:01,425
Wow, Weaver. This cake is...
381
00:20:03,343 --> 00:20:04,803
ice cream?
382
00:20:04,886 --> 00:20:07,139
Were you daydreaming
when you chose this too?
383
00:20:07,222 --> 00:20:10,600
I'm 99.9% lactose intolerant,
you monster.
384
00:20:10,684 --> 00:20:11,935
Oh.
385
00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:13,937
I will never forgive
you for this.
386
00:20:14,021 --> 00:20:16,106
You'll be my nemesis
for life.
387
00:20:16,189 --> 00:20:18,859
But you'll let him back
in the club, though, right?
388
00:20:18,942 --> 00:20:21,778
Wednesdays and Thursdays,
was it? -00?
389
00:20:21,862 --> 00:20:23,780
Never.
390
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,120
So this
is where you are.
391
00:20:30,203 --> 00:20:34,791
Weaver, Bebe, I will see
you both in after school
392
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,918
contemplation every Wednesday
and Thursday
393
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:39,463
from now until the
rest of the term.
394
00:20:39,546 --> 00:20:41,423
Yes!
395
00:20:43,592 --> 00:20:45,594
Oh, I mean, sad.
396
00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:50,140
Pashmina Ville Mart?
397
00:20:50,223 --> 00:20:52,100
Happy birthday.
398
00:20:56,938 --> 00:20:59,566
You did some fine work today,
Weaver. I'd be proud
399
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:02,319
-of you if I felt things.
-What do you mean?
400
00:21:02,402 --> 00:21:04,529
After all that Connor still
doesn't like me.
401
00:21:04,613 --> 00:21:06,406
So? You have lots of friends,
402
00:21:06,490 --> 00:21:09,993
Bebo, RO-FL, those basement
dwelling projector heads.
403
00:21:10,077 --> 00:21:11,912
You can't make everyone
like you.
404
00:21:11,995 --> 00:21:13,997
Just erase Connor
from your life.
405
00:21:14,081 --> 00:21:15,665
Okay.
406
00:21:15,749 --> 00:21:18,085
And from corporeal existence.
407
00:21:18,168 --> 00:21:19,336
Overlord.
408
00:21:19,419 --> 00:21:21,171
What?
409
00:21:22,089 --> 00:21:24,508
Wow. You guys look rough.
410
00:21:24,591 --> 00:21:27,844
-Did you win the race?
-Dead last.
411
00:21:27,928 --> 00:21:30,889
But we finished and we got
medals for most money raised.
412
00:21:30,972 --> 00:21:33,934
Which means
we kind of are first.
413
00:21:37,104 --> 00:21:40,232
Oh, and Willow met a nice
boy, didn't you, Willow?
414
00:21:40,315 --> 00:21:42,275
Dad. Stop.
415
00:21:44,152 --> 00:21:46,363
Honey, carry me upstairs.
416
00:21:46,446 --> 00:21:48,281
All right, here we go.
417
00:21:54,788 --> 00:21:57,415
We meet again, villain.
418
00:21:57,499 --> 00:22:00,085
Well, we missed you atcribbage last Thursday.
419
00:22:00,168 --> 00:22:04,422
It was quite
a ride finding my way back.
420
00:22:04,506 --> 00:22:08,593
I went to school, stole a cake,
did some competitive singing.
421
00:22:08,677 --> 00:22:10,303
Oh, that's nice.
422
00:22:10,387 --> 00:22:13,056
You did all that just toget your butt whooped.
423
00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:16,476
Oh, bring it on, Kirkland.
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