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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:44,830 --> 00:02:46,920 You have to pull the trigger. 2 00:02:48,032 --> 00:02:50,126 You have to pull the trigger. 3 00:02:53,021 --> 00:02:54,732 Let's start again. 4 00:02:55,928 --> 00:02:57,808 You there. 5 00:03:01,674 --> 00:03:03,724 -Are you ready? -Yes. 6 00:03:19,349 --> 00:03:22,922 Mathilde, it's me. It's me. 7 00:03:23,446 --> 00:03:25,596 It's Mr Colas, the barrister. Recognise him? 8 00:03:25,694 --> 00:03:28,220 Give me a hand. 9 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:36,571 We were rehearsing. The gun's not real. Look. 10 00:04:04,057 --> 00:04:06,005 What are you doing? 11 00:04:15,941 --> 00:04:19,625 Grab her there. Yes, like that. 12 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:39,308 -Why didn't you warn me? -It's not a joke. It's work. 13 00:04:39,392 --> 00:04:42,099 -So it wasn't real? -Of course not. 14 00:04:42,336 --> 00:04:44,824 I almost died from the shock. 15 00:04:44,908 --> 00:04:49,391 Your reaction proves that it's a good scene. 16 00:04:49,475 --> 00:04:52,296 -I'm happy. -Me too. 17 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:54,171 How do you feel? How do you feel? 18 00:04:54,255 --> 00:04:58,905 -I want to go back to the kitchen. -She's stuck. 19 00:05:01,079 --> 00:05:05,462 When you'll have another corpse, please let me know. 20 00:05:05,546 --> 00:05:07,618 Alright. What do you think about my debut? 21 00:05:07,702 --> 00:05:11,781 Old chap, I don't think it's very good. 22 00:05:11,865 --> 00:05:16,883 If you ask my opinion as a barrister, I'll give it as a friend. 23 00:05:16,967 --> 00:05:23,212 You're a good comedy author, but for a detective story... 24 00:05:23,296 --> 00:05:27,512 -What's wrong with the story? -Well, first of all... 25 00:05:27,596 --> 00:05:31,289 -Why does your hero shoot the man? -Because he's a bastard. 26 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:35,539 -If you want to shoot all the bastards... -He's a bastard who blackmails my hero. 27 00:05:35,623 --> 00:05:40,978 He had to pay for the first time, then for the second time... 28 00:05:41,062 --> 00:05:47,165 ...and now he has to... -I don't understand what you're saying. 29 00:05:47,249 --> 00:05:48,928 -What? -He... 30 00:05:49,012 --> 00:05:50,457 -Double. -Ah! 31 00:05:50,541 --> 00:05:56,106 And my hero can't pay that, so he has to sell this, that, this... 32 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:59,934 ...this, that, only the chandelier stays. 33 00:06:00,018 --> 00:06:03,319 You get all worked up in order to write a detective story. 34 00:06:03,403 --> 00:06:07,833 -He pretends he'll pay. -Yes. 35 00:06:07,917 --> 00:06:10,803 Good, and... and... 36 00:06:10,887 --> 00:06:13,907 -Yes. -Let's go there. 37 00:06:13,991 --> 00:06:17,664 -The villain comes from there, like you. -Yes. 38 00:06:17,748 --> 00:06:20,608 -He stands here. -Bang, bang, dead. 39 00:06:20,692 --> 00:06:22,900 -What bang, bang, dead? -Bang, bang, dead. 40 00:06:22,984 --> 00:06:26,307 Bang, bang, you kill him. 41 00:06:26,391 --> 00:06:31,868 I don't like that your hero's holding something back. 42 00:06:31,952 --> 00:06:37,545 He just happened to end up in this story and he's completely innocent. 43 00:06:37,629 --> 00:06:41,661 -Why doesn't he go to the police? -Because he can't. 44 00:06:41,745 --> 00:06:44,807 -And the audience won't know why? -I don't want them to know. 45 00:06:44,891 --> 00:06:49,859 Alright, call me after you've worked on the story. See you later. 46 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:55,375 -What's wrong with my story? -Your hero will end on the scaffold. 47 00:06:55,459 --> 00:06:58,511 -He can't say. -Will he commit the perfect murder? 48 00:06:58,595 --> 00:07:01,973 -In a way, yes. -Have you got a bucket of water? 49 00:07:02,057 --> 00:07:05,397 -A bucket of water? -To get the blood of your carpet. 50 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:18,915 -Avoid blood on carpet. -That's it. 51 00:07:18,999 --> 00:07:22,468 -And also avoid yelling by the maid. -Ah yes, the maid. 52 00:07:22,552 --> 00:07:26,945 -Maid... avoid... yelling. -See you later. 53 00:07:30,009 --> 00:07:31,090 Yes, yes. 54 00:07:31,174 --> 00:07:33,445 There's also a way to commit a perfect murder. 55 00:07:33,529 --> 00:07:37,047 -Yes? -That's to make the body disappear. 56 00:07:37,131 --> 00:07:41,007 When there's no body, they can't prove there was a murder. 57 00:07:41,091 --> 00:07:44,763 Yes, that's true. Thanks. 58 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:48,881 Hey, wait. Wait, wait. 59 00:07:50,058 --> 00:07:55,785 -What if I throw the body in the water? -It'll float back up. 60 00:07:55,869 --> 00:07:59,495 -I didn't think of that. -Unless you cut the body to pieces. 61 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:03,293 -From the bottom up. -And in an oven. 62 00:08:03,377 --> 00:08:05,826 -Does he have fake teeth? -I don't know. 63 00:08:05,910 --> 00:08:10,083 -Teeth don't burn easily. -That sounds really difficult. 64 00:08:10,167 --> 00:08:14,134 -Alright, bye bye. -Mr Brisebard! 65 00:08:14,218 --> 00:08:17,499 -Mr Brisebard. -Good morning. 66 00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:20,908 Did you convince your wife to sell the property? 67 00:08:20,992 --> 00:08:24,798 -It's not easy. Have you got someone? -Yes, Mr Grunder. 68 00:08:24,882 --> 00:08:29,897 He's rich and they're looking for a nice property... 69 00:08:29,981 --> 00:08:34,775 ...that's quiet and rural. Can we come and visit? 70 00:08:34,859 --> 00:08:41,142 My wife can't know. Come over in the evening when she's at the theatre. 71 00:08:41,226 --> 00:08:46,177 -Excuse me. -Another one that's henpecked. 72 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:54,923 -Hello? -Mr Brisebard? 73 00:08:55,007 --> 00:08:59,634 -You forgot about me. -No, I think about you all the time. 74 00:08:59,718 --> 00:09:04,052 -Have you taken a decision? -Yes, I can't do this. 75 00:09:04,136 --> 00:09:07,922 -I can't at the moment. -Why not? 76 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:12,972 -I can't tell you why not. -I'm giving you 48 hours. 77 00:09:13,056 --> 00:09:17,744 You're very kind. I'll call you back. Bye. 78 00:09:45,744 --> 00:09:50,707 -What is this? -Delivery of Mrs Brisebard's gazebo. 79 00:09:56,235 --> 00:10:00,774 -Happy birthday, darling. -What's this, Mrs Brisebard's gazebo? 80 00:10:00,858 --> 00:10:03,929 I wanted to surprise you for the feast of St. Anthony. You're not very happy... 81 00:10:04,013 --> 00:10:06,445 -But I am. -Leave me alone, you... 82 00:10:06,529 --> 00:10:08,841 -It's a beautiful gift. -It certainly is. 83 00:10:08,925 --> 00:10:12,209 -Leave me in peace. -You'll never guess where I found it. 84 00:10:12,293 --> 00:10:15,314 -In the Puy-de-Dôme. -The Puy-de-Dôme. 85 00:10:15,398 --> 00:10:17,281 -Yes, the Puy-de-Dôme. -Get lost! 86 00:10:17,365 --> 00:10:22,460 -I can never afford this. -But it's a good investment. 87 00:10:22,544 --> 00:10:26,008 And all the little details go very well with the house. 88 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:29,946 -And what does it cost? -I got it at a bargain price. 89 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,919 -250,000 francs. -What? 90 00:10:32,003 --> 00:10:35,573 -Without the foundation. -What? 91 00:10:35,657 --> 00:10:38,308 I have to go to the theatre. Have a nice day, darling. 92 00:10:41,631 --> 00:10:46,832 Why am I the only man in the world whose wife bought a gazebo? 93 00:10:46,916 --> 00:10:52,201 Mrs Brisebard and I agreed on 250,000 for the foundation. 94 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:55,532 -250,000 francs? -But for you, I'll do it for 248,000. 95 00:10:55,616 --> 00:11:00,185 -That's quite a favour. -And don't worry about the payments. 96 00:11:00,269 --> 00:11:04,844 My men and I will make a big hole in the ground, for the foundation. 97 00:11:04,928 --> 00:11:08,925 And tomorrow, I'll pour in cement and then I'll place the gazebo on top. 98 00:11:09,009 --> 00:11:13,495 I guarantee you that the foundation will last at least 200 years. 99 00:11:13,579 --> 00:11:16,010 I won't be able to check that in 200 years. 100 00:11:16,094 --> 00:11:19,770 -200 years? -Yes, indeed. 101 00:11:19,854 --> 00:11:24,531 Can you guarantee that the hole will be made tonight? 102 00:11:24,615 --> 00:11:26,942 -Tonight in 200 years. -What, in 200 years? 103 00:11:27,026 --> 00:11:29,546 -Tonight, for 200 years. -Tonight... 104 00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:31,704 The hole will be there! 105 00:11:31,788 --> 00:11:34,259 -Can I count on you? -You can. 106 00:11:34,343 --> 00:11:36,518 -Promise? -Promise. 107 00:11:36,602 --> 00:11:39,772 -Start right away. -Right away. 108 00:11:39,856 --> 00:11:41,486 It's a deal. 109 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:46,222 Come on, we start. 110 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:49,622 -Mr Jo? -Yes? 111 00:11:49,706 --> 00:11:51,311 -Antoine Brisebard speaking. -Well? 112 00:11:51,395 --> 00:11:53,552 -It's solved. -Ah! 113 00:11:53,636 --> 00:11:55,739 -First I couldn't do it, but now I can. -How much? 114 00:11:55,823 --> 00:11:59,955 I'll have exactly what you need. 115 00:12:00,039 --> 00:12:02,097 -Like last time. -9 o'clock at your place. 116 00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:07,385 9 o'clock and I'll leave the door open. See you tonight, Mr Jo. 117 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,515 -Sylvie? -Yes. 118 00:12:14,599 --> 00:12:19,105 It's all been solved with Mr Tonelotti. After tomorrow, everything'll be ready. 119 00:12:19,189 --> 00:12:23,565 We can save money by not having any foundations. 120 00:12:23,649 --> 00:12:27,966 But we need foundations. Big foundations! 121 00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:31,328 Look. 122 00:12:31,412 --> 00:12:36,442 The cement will be hard in a day. Thanks to Mr Tonelotti. 123 00:12:36,526 --> 00:12:39,973 And on Friday, we'll have the party. 124 00:12:40,057 --> 00:12:43,151 Your 550th play with your comrades in costumes. 125 00:12:43,235 --> 00:12:44,970 Antoine, you're a genius. 126 00:12:45,054 --> 00:12:47,689 Thank you, darling. I'll get ready. 127 00:13:13,653 --> 00:13:14,651 Antoine? 128 00:13:15,805 --> 00:13:17,779 -Where are you? -I'm coming. 129 00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:19,705 I'm coming down. 130 00:13:25,769 --> 00:13:29,949 -What were you doing in the garden? -It's for my new piece. 131 00:13:30,033 --> 00:13:33,953 -Are you coming to the theatre? -I can't. 132 00:13:34,037 --> 00:13:38,566 -Do you mind? -No, I'll let you work. 133 00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:42,259 -I have to go, or I'll be late. -Say, Sylvie. 134 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:47,416 - Yes, - Tell me, if someone... 135 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:53,642 ...ends our love or if we have to separate... 136 00:13:53,726 --> 00:13:56,133 We won't, my angel. 137 00:13:56,217 --> 00:14:00,179 Promise me we'll die together, my dearest Sylvie. 138 00:14:00,263 --> 00:14:06,820 But of course. You're so serious. Is it because of the new piece? 139 00:14:06,904 --> 00:14:12,857 -Maybe, the detective genre isn't... -You can do it. You'll see. 140 00:14:15,043 --> 00:14:19,444 And when I come home tonight, I'm sure there'll be a corpse. 141 00:14:33,836 --> 00:14:39,278 The digging has been done, the maid left... the doors... 142 00:14:43,169 --> 00:14:46,039 Four: get a gun ready. 143 00:14:49,438 --> 00:14:54,098 Four: a gun... alright. 144 00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:58,222 Five: turn off the lights. 145 00:15:01,383 --> 00:15:04,098 Six: I can't see anything. 146 00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:17,081 We should have put this at seven. 147 00:15:28,823 --> 00:15:31,522 -What are you doing in the dark? -What do you mean? 148 00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:38,425 -Don't you feel well? -I feel very well. 149 00:15:39,579 --> 00:15:41,942 I'm very late. I forgot my make-up. 150 00:15:42,026 --> 00:15:44,792 Sylvie, did I give you a kiss? 151 00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:48,765 You did. Do you want to give me another one? 152 00:15:48,849 --> 00:15:50,582 I do, actually. 153 00:15:51,149 --> 00:15:53,158 Aren't you forgetting anything? 154 00:15:53,242 --> 00:15:55,735 -You won't be back? -I don't think so. 155 00:15:56,476 --> 00:16:00,683 -Bye, cupcake. -Bye, sweetie pie. 156 00:18:12,115 --> 00:18:16,757 I can't... 157 00:18:18,595 --> 00:18:22,111 I can't do it. I'd rather pay. 158 00:18:22,195 --> 00:18:25,604 I can't do it. There. 159 00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:44,107 Oh, no! Oh, no! 160 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:49,377 Oh no, it's not for real. 161 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:53,819 It's not for real, come on. 162 00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:02,572 -You're still working. -Didn't you go to the cinema? 163 00:19:02,656 --> 00:19:06,447 I was just leaving. A prop gun. 164 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:11,785 Good evening, Mr Colas. Have fun. 165 00:19:20,647 --> 00:19:23,140 Mr Brisebard? 166 00:19:23,224 --> 00:19:26,935 Something terrible happened. Oh my God! 167 00:19:29,477 --> 00:19:31,905 Mr Brisebard? 168 00:19:49,198 --> 00:19:51,713 You were here? What are you doing here? 169 00:19:51,797 --> 00:19:54,181 -I was working. -In that costume? 170 00:19:54,265 --> 00:19:57,182 -Didn't you hear me? -No. 171 00:19:57,266 --> 00:20:01,693 It's very bad. Mrs Grunder fell into the hole. 172 00:20:01,777 --> 00:20:06,011 What's she doing in my hole? I need my hole. 173 00:20:12,998 --> 00:20:15,278 Why did she fall in? 174 00:20:15,362 --> 00:20:17,290 What? 175 00:20:17,374 --> 00:20:19,247 I don't understand. 176 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,776 Give her a cognac. It'll do her well. 177 00:21:52,733 --> 00:21:54,849 Mr Brisebard? 178 00:21:55,783 --> 00:21:58,444 -Yes? -Can I give a tour? 179 00:21:58,528 --> 00:22:01,477 No, we don't give tours. It's over. Just go. 180 00:22:01,561 --> 00:22:05,039 Go, quickly! 181 00:22:07,973 --> 00:22:12,590 -I look like a fool. -Don't force me to comment. 182 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,190 Good. 183 00:22:16,274 --> 00:22:18,341 -Bye, madam. -Bye, Mr Brisebard. 184 00:22:23,989 --> 00:22:26,404 A bit of cognac. 185 00:22:28,743 --> 00:22:32,860 You forgot Mrs Grunder. 186 00:22:32,944 --> 00:22:38,861 You forgot Mrs Grunder. She's there. 187 00:22:38,945 --> 00:22:41,725 Look, look. 188 00:22:41,809 --> 00:22:43,341 My cognac... 189 00:22:48,995 --> 00:22:51,353 Come, let's go sleep. 190 00:25:03,351 --> 00:25:05,187 Ah, it's you. 191 00:25:07,719 --> 00:25:10,437 -Am I interrupting? -Lights out. 192 00:25:10,521 --> 00:25:14,009 -Listen, I can't see anything. -We have to. 193 00:25:14,984 --> 00:25:16,686 -Where are you? -Here, under the lamp. 194 00:25:16,770 --> 00:25:19,265 -No, under the lamp. -Ah! 195 00:25:19,349 --> 00:25:26,227 -What's with the costume? -I had a look at the foundation. 196 00:25:26,311 --> 00:25:31,830 We've been thinking the same thing. I found something wrong with it. 197 00:25:31,914 --> 00:25:37,434 -What did you see? -They made a hole in own my hole. 198 00:25:37,518 --> 00:25:38,923 -A hole? -A hole! 199 00:25:39,007 --> 00:25:40,584 -But where? -In my own hole. 200 00:25:40,668 --> 00:25:43,074 -I say. -And not a small hole. 201 00:25:43,158 --> 00:25:47,650 A big hole. Big enough for a corpse. 202 00:25:47,734 --> 00:25:51,348 -What has come of the world. But who? -I don't know. 203 00:25:51,432 --> 00:25:57,183 -Maybe one of your workers? -I closed the hole again. 204 00:25:57,267 --> 00:25:58,647 -You closed it? -Yes. 205 00:25:58,731 --> 00:26:00,761 -Why? -Just because. 206 00:26:00,845 --> 00:26:02,675 -Which hole? -The hole he made. 207 00:26:02,759 --> 00:26:04,496 -Where? -In my own hole. 208 00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:08,707 -You can't have. -Yes, and they left the shovel outside. 209 00:26:08,791 --> 00:26:11,093 -It'll rust. I'll return it. -Give it to me. 210 00:26:11,177 --> 00:26:16,728 No, no! We're not going to work now. Goodnight, sir. 211 00:27:17,884 --> 00:27:20,007 -To the gazebo. -What's that? 212 00:27:20,091 --> 00:27:23,377 -To the gazebo. -It's really beautiful. 213 00:27:23,461 --> 00:27:25,498 -To our love. -Yes, my darling. 214 00:27:25,582 --> 00:27:27,341 Your husband's very happy. 215 00:27:27,425 --> 00:27:30,496 That's because of the gazebo. My birthday gift to him. 216 00:27:30,580 --> 00:27:33,772 Even better than a tie. 217 00:27:34,978 --> 00:27:38,037 -It's a beautiful gazebo. -They've got taste. 218 00:27:38,121 --> 00:27:41,074 -Did you remove the shower curtain? -What? 219 00:27:41,158 --> 00:27:44,892 -The shower curtain. Did you remove it? -No! 220 00:27:44,976 --> 00:27:46,886 -Where is it then? -Ah, well... 221 00:27:46,970 --> 00:27:50,115 -What did you do with it? -I gave it away. 222 00:27:50,199 --> 00:27:53,947 -You gave it away? To whom? -To a poor person. 223 00:27:54,031 --> 00:27:58,754 -A poor person? -Yes, he came by and... warm clothes... 224 00:27:58,838 --> 00:28:01,844 -Warm, and you gave him that? -Yes. 225 00:28:01,928 --> 00:28:04,805 -It was raining and... -Yes? 226 00:28:04,889 --> 00:28:06,313 -I said to myself... -What did you say to yourself? 227 00:28:06,397 --> 00:28:08,932 -I said... -What did you say? 228 00:28:09,016 --> 00:28:14,496 He could get my coat, but he was already gone. 229 00:28:14,580 --> 00:28:17,395 -What are you saying? -To the gazebo! 230 00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:30,810 -Madam, madam! -Yes. 231 00:28:30,894 --> 00:28:32,449 The Spanish musicians are here. 232 00:28:32,533 --> 00:28:35,415 That's great entertainment. You'll see... 233 00:28:35,499 --> 00:28:37,969 -Say... -Careful, damn. 234 00:28:38,053 --> 00:28:39,152 What is it? 235 00:28:39,236 --> 00:28:41,701 -A gentleman's asking for you. -What was that? 236 00:28:41,785 --> 00:28:44,185 A gentleman's asking for you. No, there, there... 237 00:28:49,753 --> 00:28:53,073 -Sir? -Police inspector Ducros. 238 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:03,352 -Get some champagne for the gentleman. -No thanks, never when I'm on duty. 239 00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:09,959 It's original, that gazebo. 240 00:29:10,043 --> 00:29:17,043 It's from the Puy-de-Dôme and it's a gazebo. 241 00:29:18,111 --> 00:29:19,523 Aha. 242 00:29:22,934 --> 00:29:25,306 -You wanted to talk to me? -Yes. 243 00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:27,902 Do you know Mr Jo? 244 00:29:29,128 --> 00:29:31,820 -Mr who? -Jo. 245 00:29:34,710 --> 00:29:39,687 Sorry... let me think... 246 00:29:39,771 --> 00:29:45,614 -Yes, no, Mr Jo... Thinking... -Think well. 247 00:29:58,461 --> 00:30:01,279 -Let's have a drink. -Is this your maid? 248 00:30:01,363 --> 00:30:05,315 Yes, police inspector Ducros. 249 00:30:06,550 --> 00:30:10,949 -What's so funny? -It's just like last night. 250 00:30:11,033 --> 00:30:15,809 -What happened? -Nothing, she went to the cinema. 251 00:30:15,893 --> 00:30:21,291 -What did you see? -Sir, shooting somebody. 252 00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:25,204 -You go on. -Tell me... 253 00:30:25,288 --> 00:30:28,066 -Did you kill somebody? -Yes. 254 00:30:28,150 --> 00:30:30,872 -Yes? -Not really, I pretended. 255 00:30:30,956 --> 00:30:35,629 I'm working on a detective story and I often invite a friend. 256 00:30:35,713 --> 00:30:38,469 He plays the bad guy, so I can judge the play. 257 00:30:38,553 --> 00:30:41,382 Mr Brisebard, you were right. It's your shovel. 258 00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:44,331 -I have no shovel. What can I... -It's yours. 259 00:30:44,415 --> 00:30:47,158 -I wanted to see you about the hole. -Which hole? 260 00:30:47,242 --> 00:30:51,390 There is no hole. This is police inspector Ducros. 261 00:30:51,474 --> 00:30:56,074 Mr Inspector, I don't know who made this hole. 262 00:30:56,158 --> 00:30:59,013 -See? There is a hole. -There is no hole. He's wrong. 263 00:30:59,097 --> 00:31:04,859 They dance, they jump, no hole. Look, how beautiful. 264 00:31:04,943 --> 00:31:10,252 -I drink to what's underneath. -What's underneath? 265 00:31:10,336 --> 00:31:13,325 There's nothing! Yes, French soil! 266 00:31:13,409 --> 00:31:15,986 Ah, long live France. 267 00:31:16,070 --> 00:31:19,347 -Long live France! -Long live the gazebo! 268 00:31:19,431 --> 00:31:23,533 Long live the Puy-de-Dôme and long live peace. 269 00:31:23,617 --> 00:31:27,477 Excuse me. What did you want to say? 270 00:31:27,561 --> 00:31:30,692 -I have a hole in my memory. -Goodbye. 271 00:31:30,776 --> 00:31:35,737 I'll give you this beautiful shovel. Goodbye, Inspector. 272 00:32:23,965 --> 00:32:26,735 Go, come on. 273 00:32:33,248 --> 00:32:35,655 Go recite a poem. A poem. 274 00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:45,624 Help me. You. 275 00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:58,074 -It was going to last 200 years. -It's only temporary. 276 00:32:58,158 --> 00:33:00,894 -Repair it now. -I'll be there tomorrow morning. 277 00:33:01,879 --> 00:33:03,429 I'll be there tomorrow morning. 278 00:33:07,141 --> 00:33:09,919 -Mr Inspector. -Mr Brisebard. 279 00:33:10,003 --> 00:33:13,416 -About Mr Jo again. -Mr who? 280 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:15,394 -Mr Jo! -Yes, of course. 281 00:33:15,478 --> 00:33:18,044 -Can I sit down? -Of course, do sit down. 282 00:33:30,285 --> 00:33:32,016 What is it? 283 00:33:39,119 --> 00:33:41,477 -Have my seat. -Yes. 284 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:49,498 -Comfortable? -Absolutely. 285 00:33:49,582 --> 00:33:54,097 Perfect. Something's going on. 286 00:33:54,181 --> 00:33:58,378 -What happened? -Mr Jo was a blackmailer. 287 00:33:58,462 --> 00:33:59,404 -No. -Yes. 288 00:33:59,488 --> 00:34:03,546 We found a list of all his victims, at his place. 289 00:34:03,630 --> 00:34:04,482 -No. -Yes. 290 00:34:04,566 --> 00:34:08,258 -That's why I'm here. You're on the list. -Me? 291 00:34:08,342 --> 00:34:10,019 -It's not true. -Yes, it is. 292 00:34:10,103 --> 00:34:13,910 I thought he must have contacted you. 293 00:34:13,994 --> 00:34:17,337 Bang, bang, dead. Tell me, Antoine. 294 00:34:17,421 --> 00:34:19,786 -The corpse. -Hello, sir. 295 00:34:19,870 --> 00:34:23,999 -Let him speak. -I have an idea to hide the corpse. 296 00:34:24,083 --> 00:34:28,729 -Is there a corpse? -No corpse. Champagne but no corpse. 297 00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:34,066 Listen. I thought it was a good idea. 298 00:34:41,939 --> 00:34:45,974 Who's that? -Barrister Colas. He doesn't know a thing about theatre. 299 00:34:46,646 --> 00:34:48,104 Your barrister... 300 00:34:48,188 --> 00:34:53,797 You'd better tell me why you're on Mr Jo's list. 301 00:34:53,881 --> 00:34:56,904 It's a simple routine question. 302 00:34:57,791 --> 00:34:59,191 For now. 303 00:35:02,722 --> 00:35:07,232 Promise me you won't tell my wife. 304 00:35:31,077 --> 00:35:32,594 I have... 305 00:35:47,341 --> 00:35:51,126 -I didn't hear a thing. -I meant to say... 306 00:35:51,210 --> 00:35:56,610 ...that my wife's Granuda's daughter. -That's impossible. 307 00:35:56,694 --> 00:36:01,221 -Granuda, the crook who... -Yes. 308 00:36:01,305 --> 00:36:04,334 -Unbelievable. In 1946? -1945! 309 00:36:04,418 --> 00:36:07,292 -1945... -1946, I know my facts! 310 00:36:07,376 --> 00:36:09,779 Unbelievable. 311 00:36:15,894 --> 00:36:18,677 -I can't hear. I don't understand. -I said that your wife... 312 00:36:18,761 --> 00:36:25,729 ...if she's the daughter of Granuda... if people knew... her career... 313 00:36:25,813 --> 00:36:29,443 -Granuda killed many people. -Yes, four. 314 00:36:29,527 --> 00:36:31,551 -No, five. -Four. 315 00:36:31,635 --> 00:36:33,961 -The fifth victim was the train guard. -I see. 316 00:36:34,045 --> 00:36:39,698 A few years ago, a terrible person wanted to scare Sylvie. 317 00:36:39,782 --> 00:36:43,153 He wanted to reveal her identity. There. 318 00:36:44,462 --> 00:36:46,394 I say. 319 00:36:49,543 --> 00:36:54,244 -Inspector, the names on that list... -Yes? 320 00:36:54,328 --> 00:36:57,014 -They won't be published, will they? -Of course not. 321 00:36:57,098 --> 00:36:59,232 -They'll remain secret. -Good. 322 00:36:59,316 --> 00:37:01,170 -All, except one. -Which one? 323 00:37:01,254 --> 00:37:02,967 The one of the murderer. 324 00:37:04,042 --> 00:37:09,188 -Whose murderer? -Mr Jo was murdered last night. 325 00:37:09,272 --> 00:37:12,124 -I beg your pardon? -I have proof, so... 326 00:37:12,208 --> 00:37:17,738 -Proof, you have no proof. -We found him with a hole in his head. 327 00:37:17,822 --> 00:37:20,690 -Where? -On the floor. 328 00:37:20,774 --> 00:37:23,063 -But not here. -No, at his place. 329 00:37:23,147 --> 00:37:25,102 -At his place? -Yes. 330 00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:31,708 Bye bye. Don't worry, you're not a murderer. You don't have the face. 331 00:37:38,468 --> 00:37:40,403 This is unbelievable. 332 00:37:40,487 --> 00:37:43,602 Who did I bury under the gazebo? 333 00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:49,310 Antoine, where were you? The guests are already leaving. 334 00:37:49,394 --> 00:37:51,803 -Didn't you see Edouard? -Edouard? 335 00:37:51,887 --> 00:37:54,652 He said he'd be at the party. 336 00:37:57,814 --> 00:38:00,197 He should sleep during the night. 337 00:38:02,816 --> 00:38:06,400 Edouard, my best friend... 338 00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:09,742 I buried my best friend under the gazebo. 339 00:38:09,826 --> 00:38:12,902 It's really bad. Hello? 340 00:38:14,224 --> 00:38:16,740 -Who's speaking? -Edouard? 341 00:38:16,824 --> 00:38:21,663 Is it really you? Is it really you in person? 342 00:38:22,793 --> 00:38:26,750 I'm glad to hear from you! 343 00:38:26,834 --> 00:38:30,280 Adrien thought you'd be at my party. 344 00:38:30,364 --> 00:38:33,620 You couldn't make it? Had a car accident? 345 00:38:33,704 --> 00:38:37,628 Very good. Your car is a wreck? 346 00:38:46,268 --> 00:38:47,101 She's not there? 347 00:38:53,853 --> 00:38:57,629 -What's wrong with her? -Her husband left her... 348 00:38:57,713 --> 00:39:00,048 -Did he leave you? -Yes. 349 00:39:00,132 --> 00:39:02,963 -When? -Tuesday night. 350 00:39:03,959 --> 00:39:05,417 -Tuesday night? -Yes. 351 00:39:05,501 --> 00:39:07,557 We have to find out where he is. 352 00:39:07,641 --> 00:39:11,773 I found him. He ran off with someone else. 353 00:39:12,498 --> 00:39:14,202 -But when? -Yesterday night. 354 00:39:14,286 --> 00:39:16,282 -When? -Yesterday night, I said. 355 00:39:16,366 --> 00:39:20,631 -That's good. -He... 356 00:39:20,715 --> 00:39:22,176 -Bichard! -What about Bichard? 357 00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:24,176 -What happened to Bichard? -He's been dead for two years. 358 00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:29,678 -That's good. -Your husband acts so weird. I'll go... 359 00:39:29,762 --> 00:39:32,313 Hello, Auntie, it's Toitoine. How's Unkie? 360 00:39:33,181 --> 00:39:36,515 It's Toitoine. You're not hearing any better, are you? 361 00:39:36,599 --> 00:39:38,449 You're not hearing any better! 362 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:42,592 Does he have the flu? Good! 363 00:39:45,790 --> 00:39:48,032 -Yes, I'll stay on the phone. -I'm off. 364 00:39:48,116 --> 00:39:50,061 -Say hello from me. -Caroline? 365 00:39:51,046 --> 00:39:54,416 Caroline, is anyone missing in your family? 366 00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:56,321 -Don't you know? -What? 367 00:39:56,422 --> 00:39:58,571 -Théophile. -What about Théophile? 368 00:39:58,655 --> 00:40:02,105 -It's been almost 3 months... -That's alright then. 369 00:40:02,189 --> 00:40:07,462 Listen, he was 93 years old. Goodbye, Caroline. 370 00:40:07,546 --> 00:40:13,404 -What's wrong, Antoine? -Everything's fine, believe me. 371 00:40:13,488 --> 00:40:17,711 No, I'm certain, he wasn't there. Really. 372 00:40:19,531 --> 00:40:21,567 -Who is it? -The plumber's wife. 373 00:40:21,651 --> 00:40:25,269 She wants to know if he was at the party. 374 00:40:26,763 --> 00:40:29,373 Antoine, what's wrong? 375 00:40:29,457 --> 00:40:31,247 -Go say goodbye to Caroline. -She's already gone. 376 00:40:31,331 --> 00:40:34,822 -No, I heard her just now. -Tonight, to bed at 9, with an aspirin. 377 00:40:36,389 --> 00:40:39,161 This is terrible. 378 00:40:40,098 --> 00:40:44,478 A plumber, working overtime to make some extra money. 379 00:40:49,018 --> 00:40:51,729 Mrs Bouillé? Mr Brisebard speaking. 380 00:40:52,677 --> 00:40:58,181 That plumber who was working here... does he have children? 381 00:40:58,265 --> 00:41:02,344 Six? It's really terrible. 382 00:41:03,512 --> 00:41:05,865 Are you sure? He couldn't make it? 383 00:41:06,607 --> 00:41:12,398 He's standing next to you? Give him three big kisses! 384 00:41:12,482 --> 00:41:15,514 And I'm kissing you too, Mrs Bouillé. 385 00:41:16,642 --> 00:41:20,851 Yes, everything's fine. Bye bye, Mrs Bouillé. 386 00:41:23,809 --> 00:41:28,146 But who did I bury under the gazebo? 387 00:41:28,230 --> 00:41:31,924 It's me. I have good news, Mr Brisebard. 388 00:41:32,008 --> 00:41:35,352 -That strange thing in your garden... -Yes? 389 00:41:35,436 --> 00:41:38,019 -The Grunders really love it. -The Grunders? 390 00:41:38,103 --> 00:41:41,722 Yes, the Grunders... They want to pay 5 million extra. 391 00:41:41,806 --> 00:41:44,081 -How much does that make in total? -80 million French francs. 392 00:41:44,165 --> 00:41:46,510 -Sold! -And Mrs Brisebard? 393 00:41:46,594 --> 00:41:48,503 -Mrs Brisebard... -Ah! 394 00:41:48,587 --> 00:41:53,307 Sylvie, come here. You'll see who's in charge here. 395 00:41:53,391 --> 00:41:58,818 Sylvie! I just sold the house. No use disagreeing. 396 00:41:58,902 --> 00:42:01,699 That's fantastic, darling. 397 00:42:07,485 --> 00:42:10,419 VAnother round. -Yes, darling. 398 00:42:13,010 --> 00:42:16,436 -You're not arguing? -Why? I'm very happy. 399 00:42:33,900 --> 00:42:39,007 Mr Grunder even wrote a cheque to your name. 400 00:42:43,883 --> 00:42:47,625 -Oh, 20 million francs. -I'll get a bottle of champagne. 401 00:42:48,743 --> 00:42:51,381 -20 million extra. -Thanks to the gazebo. 402 00:42:51,465 --> 00:42:55,273 I need to tell you something. I think the gazebo's awful. 403 00:42:55,357 --> 00:42:59,563 -I hate it even. -So do the Grunders. 404 00:42:59,647 --> 00:43:02,741 They're paying 20 million extra to have the gazebo removed. 405 00:43:02,825 --> 00:43:06,267 Your husband just needs to sign this piece of paper. 406 00:43:06,351 --> 00:43:08,422 -For the house. -Of course. 407 00:43:08,506 --> 00:43:11,912 -The countryside bores me. -Ah. 408 00:43:12,608 --> 00:43:15,673 Angel, there's something Mrs Cramusel didn't dare tell you. 409 00:43:15,757 --> 00:43:18,503 -Don't say it. -The house has been sold anyway. 410 00:43:18,587 --> 00:43:20,346 Is it good news? 411 00:43:20,430 --> 00:43:23,933 The Grunders want to remove the gazebo using dynamite. 412 00:43:24,017 --> 00:43:28,484 So they have somewhere to put a swimming pool. 413 00:43:43,670 --> 00:43:44,687 Drink. 414 00:43:44,771 --> 00:43:47,982 -No. -Drink. You have to sleep. 415 00:43:48,066 --> 00:43:50,025 No, I need to think. 416 00:44:05,050 --> 00:44:08,091 Why do you care that the Grunders will remove the gazebo? 417 00:44:08,175 --> 00:44:10,748 I mind it a lot. 418 00:44:13,242 --> 00:44:15,293 You want to sell, you don't want to sell. 419 00:44:17,276 --> 00:44:19,676 -Will you drink this or not? -I won't drink it. 420 00:44:20,610 --> 00:44:23,166 Alright, goodnight. 421 00:44:27,746 --> 00:44:31,494 Goodnight, dearest. 422 00:44:34,069 --> 00:44:35,984 Goodnight, dearest. 423 00:44:36,626 --> 00:44:38,415 Goodnight, dearest. 424 00:46:46,501 --> 00:46:47,832 Do you need help? 425 00:46:48,422 --> 00:46:49,919 -Where is he? -Who? 426 00:46:50,003 --> 00:46:52,051 -Riri. -I don't know a Riri. 427 00:46:59,633 --> 00:47:02,348 -That's the maid. -Where's the corpse? 428 00:47:02,432 --> 00:47:04,852 Whose corpse? 429 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:11,060 We want to find Riri so much... 430 00:47:11,144 --> 00:47:14,740 ...because he took the money. 431 00:47:14,824 --> 00:47:17,581 It would be terrible if we didn't find it. 432 00:47:17,665 --> 00:47:19,950 I don't know what you're on about. 433 00:47:20,034 --> 00:47:23,246 We followed our friend to your place, last night. 434 00:47:23,330 --> 00:47:25,280 Now do you know what I'm talking about? 435 00:47:26,434 --> 00:47:28,419 We waited all night for him. 436 00:47:28,503 --> 00:47:33,515 He must have left your place again. 437 00:47:33,599 --> 00:47:36,443 -Enough talk, Le duc. -Go for it Big Louis. 438 00:47:39,292 --> 00:47:42,147 What did you do to Riri? 439 00:47:53,346 --> 00:47:54,505 Come on. 440 00:48:04,685 --> 00:48:06,466 It's Riri. 441 00:48:09,017 --> 00:48:11,740 -He's stuck. -Well, pull 442 00:48:11,824 --> 00:48:14,002 He was never going to give us the money. 443 00:48:22,050 --> 00:48:26,065 The money's here. Sorry for treating you the way we did. 444 00:48:26,149 --> 00:48:29,058 And thanks again for killing Riri for us. 445 00:48:29,142 --> 00:48:31,610 -You have to take him with you. -What do we want him for? 446 00:48:31,694 --> 00:48:34,368 -What about me? -He's a gift. 447 00:48:34,776 --> 00:48:37,501 God, get me out of this mess. 448 00:48:43,133 --> 00:48:47,334 A statue, thank you God! 449 00:49:11,975 --> 00:49:13,636 -Antoine? -Yes? 450 00:49:16,170 --> 00:49:18,970 -Did you sleep on the couch all night? -Yes, of course. 451 00:49:22,226 --> 00:49:24,679 -What's that? -A statue. 452 00:49:24,763 --> 00:49:28,542 -Yes, I know. -I made it last night. 453 00:49:39,758 --> 00:49:43,198 Can I talk to the doctor, please? 454 00:49:43,282 --> 00:49:45,551 -Aren't you feeling well? -It's for you. 455 00:49:45,635 --> 00:49:50,495 I feel fine. put the phone down. Put it down fast! 456 00:49:50,579 --> 00:49:52,157 I'm feeling good. 457 00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:59,024 Antoine, I'm rather worried about you. 458 00:50:00,042 --> 00:50:06,396 Sylvie, I never told you that I've wanted to be a sculptor all my life. 459 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,138 -Oh, alright. -Isn't it beautiful? 460 00:50:09,222 --> 00:50:11,425 -What? -The statue, of course. 461 00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:14,017 -It's very beautiful. -Is it really? 462 00:50:14,101 --> 00:50:16,993 -Yes. -Sylvie, I'm pleased. 463 00:50:17,077 --> 00:50:22,098 The statue will never leave us. It'll go into our new living room. 464 00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:28,106 Why do you pull that face? 465 00:50:28,190 --> 00:50:30,826 -Antoine... -I have a right to make statues. 466 00:50:30,910 --> 00:50:33,106 -Yes, of course. -I'm not the only one. 467 00:50:33,190 --> 00:50:34,925 -Of course, darling. -Others have done it before me. 468 00:50:35,009 --> 00:50:38,033 I don't need to see a doctor because I made a statue. 469 00:50:38,117 --> 00:50:39,396 Of course not, darling. 470 00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:45,541 -And I like it. -That's what it is. 471 00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:47,646 Did Rodin ever see a doctor? 472 00:50:47,730 --> 00:50:50,960 He didn't give shower curtains to strangers. 473 00:50:51,044 --> 00:50:54,700 I've got your play. What a coincidence. 474 00:50:54,784 --> 00:50:58,254 Your story is the one of Mr Jo. 475 00:50:58,338 --> 00:51:00,155 -I know that. -Did you read the article? 476 00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:01,944 I didn't read any article. 477 00:51:02,783 --> 00:51:06,920 -What's this? -A portrait of my grandmother. 478 00:51:07,004 --> 00:51:10,205 -You're not going to leave that here? -Yes, I am. 479 00:51:10,289 --> 00:51:12,859 -It's my grandmother. -Alright. 480 00:51:12,943 --> 00:51:15,265 Don't I have the right... 481 00:51:15,349 --> 00:51:17,349 -But of course... -I'm getting changed. 482 00:51:19,559 --> 00:51:23,251 -Excuse me, because... -Yes, no, I understood. 483 00:51:23,335 --> 00:51:27,992 -I have things to do. -What do you say about Mr Jo's story? 484 00:51:28,076 --> 00:51:32,566 It's just a stupid everyday story. 485 00:51:32,650 --> 00:51:35,544 I don't agree. If it was, they wouldn't put inspector Ducros on it. 486 00:51:35,628 --> 00:51:38,214 Inspector Ducros isn't that great. 487 00:51:38,298 --> 00:51:40,411 Ducros? He catches all the criminals. 488 00:51:40,495 --> 00:51:44,572 Ducros is a loser. He has that, he has that, but he doesn't have this. 489 00:51:44,656 --> 00:51:47,569 Who, Ducros? He's a special person. 490 00:51:47,653 --> 00:51:50,316 I know him better than you. We went to school together. 491 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,577 We're on a first name basis. 492 00:51:52,661 --> 00:51:56,678 -Hello, Antoine, how are you? -Mr Inspector. 493 00:51:56,762 --> 00:51:59,061 -What's wrong? No first name? -Of course. 494 00:51:59,145 --> 00:52:00,193 Well? 495 00:52:01,281 --> 00:52:02,990 How are you, buddysir? 496 00:52:03,966 --> 00:52:05,612 How are you, sirbuddy? 497 00:52:06,826 --> 00:52:07,854 How are you, buddy? 498 00:52:07,938 --> 00:52:08,938 That's better. 499 00:52:10,438 --> 00:52:12,032 We've known each other for a long time. 500 00:52:12,116 --> 00:52:13,077 -Sir. -Sir. 501 00:52:13,161 --> 00:52:16,004 Mr... barrister Colas. 502 00:52:16,088 --> 00:52:18,973 -He's a barrister with the Crown Court. -You already got a lawyer? 503 00:52:19,057 --> 00:52:24,185 Inspector Ducros, our friend Antoine is writing a detective story. 504 00:52:24,269 --> 00:52:28,332 Rascal. Remember when we were young? 505 00:52:29,061 --> 00:52:31,610 -I know who killed Jo. -Me too. 506 00:52:31,694 --> 00:52:33,510 What do you mean, me too? 507 00:52:34,952 --> 00:52:37,803 As I said, remember when we were young... 508 00:52:40,210 --> 00:52:42,725 -Would you like a drink? -What? 509 00:52:42,809 --> 00:52:44,242 -What you like a drink? -What's that? 510 00:52:44,326 --> 00:52:47,719 -We'll do what? -Have a drink. I'll get it. 511 00:53:11,365 --> 00:53:15,228 -What's that? -That's his grandmother. 512 00:53:30,931 --> 00:53:34,340 This is my grandmother when she was 15 or 16 years old. 513 00:53:38,726 --> 00:53:40,169 What did you say? 514 00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:43,712 I can't hear you. 515 00:53:44,049 --> 00:53:46,549 -Mrs Brisebard. -My pleasure, madam. 516 00:53:46,633 --> 00:53:50,532 -Police inspector Ducros. -Police, why? 517 00:53:50,616 --> 00:53:56,202 I was in the area and thought I'd visit my best friend. 518 00:53:59,524 --> 00:54:02,279 -Excuse us. -Excuse me. 519 00:54:04,608 --> 00:54:06,435 -I'm really worried. -Why? 520 00:54:06,519 --> 00:54:10,632 -Didn't you notice? -He's a bit nervous, at the moment. 521 00:54:10,716 --> 00:54:14,149 -A bit? -You know him. He's always nervous. 522 00:54:15,141 --> 00:54:18,935 -Look at the gazebo. -The bad weather did that. 523 00:54:22,427 --> 00:54:25,100 It fell. 524 00:54:27,169 --> 00:54:32,711 -What's wrong? -Look at this. 525 00:54:32,795 --> 00:54:36,638 I promised him it would last 200 years. 526 00:54:36,722 --> 00:54:39,364 -I've lost face. -But no, calm down. 527 00:54:39,448 --> 00:54:43,812 We'll get you a glass of wine. You'll feel a lot better. 528 00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,668 Sit down. 529 00:54:55,369 --> 00:54:59,307 You're hard to follow, Mr Brisebard. Sit down. 530 00:55:01,731 --> 00:55:06,304 Why would you hide things amongst old friends? 531 00:55:06,388 --> 00:55:11,312 Mr Colas told me that he knew someone famous... 532 00:55:11,396 --> 00:55:15,290 ...and I told him I knew someone who's even more famous. 533 00:55:16,095 --> 00:55:19,670 -Me? Thank you. -You're very famous, you know. 534 00:55:19,754 --> 00:55:21,906 Everybody talks about you. 535 00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:27,327 -You're a good, friendly inspector. -Very friendly. 536 00:55:29,100 --> 00:55:32,936 That speaks for itself when you're making things up. 537 00:55:37,190 --> 00:55:38,625 Sit down. 538 00:55:41,143 --> 00:55:44,461 Since you like stories, what about this one... 539 00:55:46,461 --> 00:55:50,721 Once, there was a well-liked man. 540 00:55:52,027 --> 00:55:55,279 One day, he meets a guy with bad intentions. 541 00:55:55,807 --> 00:55:57,096 Let's say, Mr Jo. 542 00:55:57,180 --> 00:55:58,172 To keep it simple. 543 00:55:58,509 --> 00:55:59,508 -Who? -Jo. 544 00:56:01,851 --> 00:56:02,684 Riri. 545 00:56:03,138 --> 00:56:04,953 -Who? -Riri. 546 00:56:05,433 --> 00:56:08,736 Another bad guy... Jo's accomplice. 547 00:56:09,286 --> 00:56:11,600 He often collected money. 548 00:56:12,391 --> 00:56:14,830 -For him. -I see. 549 00:56:15,593 --> 00:56:18,204 -And? -After they kill Jo... 550 00:56:18,288 --> 00:56:23,724 ...Riri takes the money and finds a note about a meeting with a man. 551 00:56:23,808 --> 00:56:29,180 He goes to that man to teach him a lesson. 552 00:56:29,993 --> 00:56:34,117 He was probably armed. Our good friend got scared and shot him. 553 00:56:38,103 --> 00:56:41,612 That's how Riri was killed instead of Jo. 554 00:56:44,004 --> 00:56:51,004 And now our good man has to get rid of a corpse, without knowing who it is. 555 00:56:51,441 --> 00:56:53,510 Congratulations. 556 00:56:53,594 --> 00:56:56,264 Congratulations, inspector. You should thank the inspector. 557 00:56:56,348 --> 00:56:58,183 -It's a good story for his play. -But no... 558 00:56:58,267 --> 00:57:03,154 Yes, that's your play and you were looking for a part for me. 559 00:57:03,238 --> 00:57:04,726 -But no! -But yes! 560 00:57:05,284 --> 00:57:10,354 Jo comes in during the night. I fire, he falls down. 561 00:57:11,012 --> 00:57:13,562 And the next day, I find out I killed the wrong one. 562 00:57:13,716 --> 00:57:18,283 God, who did I kill? Who? 563 00:57:18,367 --> 00:57:20,385 I call all my friends. You know, like you did last night. 564 00:57:20,469 --> 00:57:25,134 Hello Trude, hello Macha. And we have to get rid of the body. 565 00:57:25,218 --> 00:57:26,598 And... 566 00:57:44,256 --> 00:57:45,663 -What's wrong with her? -I'll be a father. 567 00:57:45,747 --> 00:57:47,250 Get a glass of water. 568 00:57:54,936 --> 00:57:57,602 -What do we do now? -Search the garden and the gazebo. 569 00:57:57,686 --> 00:58:00,105 Either there's a body or I'm an idiot. 570 00:58:00,189 --> 00:58:01,202 -Yes, boss. -What? 571 00:58:01,286 --> 00:58:02,640 -That's my opinion as well. -What? 572 00:58:02,724 --> 00:58:05,555 -That you're on the right track. -Good. 573 00:58:08,403 --> 00:58:10,836 -Drink. -When will it be born? 574 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:12,871 -Born what? -The child. 575 00:58:12,955 --> 00:58:15,684 In 6 months, 8 months, 12 months. I don't know. 576 00:58:15,768 --> 00:58:17,760 We're not in a hurry, you know. Drink. 577 00:58:17,844 --> 00:58:19,300 I'll be right back. 578 00:58:23,158 --> 00:58:27,081 Mr Brisebard, the Grunders have arrived. Are you selling or not? 579 00:58:27,165 --> 00:58:29,432 Let them buy quickly. 580 00:58:31,119 --> 00:58:32,761 -What's wrong? -What's that? 581 00:58:32,845 --> 00:58:36,768 -That's my grandmother. -Who made this? 582 00:58:36,852 --> 00:58:37,852 I did. 583 00:58:42,889 --> 00:58:46,009 Antoine, why did you hide this from me? 584 00:58:50,564 --> 00:58:53,071 -I'll explain everything. -Yes. 585 00:59:01,335 --> 00:59:04,367 -There's nothing there, boss. -Then I'm an idiot. 586 00:59:08,645 --> 00:59:09,460 There. 587 00:59:09,544 --> 00:59:15,009 Darling, do you love me that much? From now on, we're in it together. 588 00:59:15,093 --> 00:59:17,237 You'll see how I handle this. 589 00:59:21,444 --> 00:59:22,406 Am I interrupting? 590 00:59:23,487 --> 00:59:26,048 I want to speak to your husband. 591 00:59:34,695 --> 00:59:38,067 Come in. You'll see the house is beautiful. 592 00:59:43,117 --> 00:59:45,645 See? It's really beautiful. 593 00:59:46,597 --> 00:59:50,156 -It's very hot. -I thought it was rather cold. 594 00:59:51,153 --> 00:59:54,333 This is Mr Brisebard's grandmother. 595 00:59:54,417 --> 00:59:58,366 -You know his charming wife. -Hello. 596 01:00:05,260 --> 01:00:08,153 -Maybe I should wear my bathing suit. -Enough of these games. 597 01:00:08,237 --> 01:00:10,225 You helped your husband hide the body, didn't you? 598 01:00:10,309 --> 01:00:12,726 -Which body? -That's enough, the both of you. 599 01:00:12,810 --> 01:00:15,786 -You dissolved it in sulphuric acid. -Is that possible? 600 01:00:16,650 --> 01:00:18,744 We're going to change our tune. 601 01:00:18,828 --> 01:00:20,453 -Boss? -Get Andrieux. 602 01:00:20,537 --> 01:00:23,041 -Andrieux. -Get Plumerel. 603 01:00:25,793 --> 01:00:27,633 -Here, boss. -Alright. 604 01:00:34,590 --> 01:00:36,722 -The plumber's here. -Show him the bathroom. 605 01:00:36,806 --> 01:00:38,276 Please follow me. 606 01:00:45,615 --> 01:00:52,547 As you can see, it's very quiet here. Come, the kitchen's over there. 607 01:00:54,316 --> 01:00:57,372 Darling, your husband still hasn't come back? 608 01:00:57,456 --> 01:00:59,420 -No. -This isn't the moment. Come. 609 01:01:01,468 --> 01:01:02,989 It's a madhouse here. 610 01:01:03,357 --> 01:01:06,710 -Mrs Brisebard, has the gazebo gone yet? -Yes. 611 01:01:06,794 --> 01:01:07,833 Look at this. 612 01:01:10,701 --> 01:01:14,353 We'll search from the attic to the basement, you hear? 613 01:01:14,437 --> 01:01:18,402 -If we don't find anything, I'll apologise. -No! 614 01:01:18,486 --> 01:01:21,729 -You're starting to lose it, aren't you? -Yes. 615 01:01:24,301 --> 01:01:25,791 Anybody here? 616 01:01:27,903 --> 01:01:30,782 Sir, registered mail for Mrs Brisebard. 617 01:02:01,619 --> 01:02:04,686 Antoine, this isn't the moment. 618 01:02:04,770 --> 01:02:06,031 -Wait here for me. -No! 619 01:02:06,115 --> 01:02:07,364 -Wait here. -No! 620 01:02:07,448 --> 01:02:10,650 -Do you mind waiting here? -No, I don't want to... 621 01:02:26,820 --> 01:02:27,910 -Come, help me. -What? 622 01:02:27,994 --> 01:02:29,854 Help me! 623 01:02:30,616 --> 01:02:31,734 Please help me. 624 01:02:31,818 --> 01:02:33,798 Antoine, come here. 625 01:02:33,882 --> 01:02:35,372 Antoine, good man... 626 01:02:35,456 --> 01:02:38,290 I'm not going to do this on my own, am I? 627 01:02:38,374 --> 01:02:40,061 Come on. 628 01:02:43,365 --> 01:02:44,532 Help me. 629 01:02:44,616 --> 01:02:46,241 Quick, get rid of this. 630 01:02:47,982 --> 01:02:49,742 1, 2, 3... 631 01:02:53,466 --> 01:02:56,752 -Backward, backward I say. -It's heavy... 632 01:03:00,910 --> 01:03:03,003 No, that way. 633 01:03:03,087 --> 01:03:06,010 -I can't go on. -That way. 634 01:03:11,962 --> 01:03:14,294 Antoine, did you hurt yourself, darling? 635 01:03:15,755 --> 01:03:19,172 -He's too long. -We'll cut him up. 636 01:03:20,007 --> 01:03:22,456 Put the feet in. 637 01:03:23,166 --> 01:03:24,700 Not your feet! 638 01:03:26,845 --> 01:03:29,723 -There we go. -He's so heavy. 639 01:03:39,359 --> 01:03:43,424 -His head. Give me your shirt. -No, I don't want to. 640 01:03:43,508 --> 01:03:47,592 -My shirt... -So many buttons... 641 01:03:50,727 --> 01:03:52,599 No, no! 642 01:03:52,683 --> 01:03:54,700 This really isn't the moment. 643 01:03:56,037 --> 01:03:57,938 This is the room. 644 01:03:59,357 --> 01:04:04,748 And there... the dining room. 645 01:04:09,100 --> 01:04:16,100 Antoine, Antoine, come here. Listen. like this. Alright? 646 01:04:20,741 --> 01:04:23,102 Pull, but pull. 647 01:04:27,435 --> 01:04:28,486 Push. 648 01:04:43,907 --> 01:04:45,277 Let's go look at the rooms. 649 01:04:53,673 --> 01:04:56,030 Go get a saw. 650 01:05:17,612 --> 01:05:21,410 -Say, the garage is locked. -What do you want me to do about it? 651 01:05:21,494 --> 01:05:24,331 -The key, quick. -The key's in the kitchen. 652 01:05:25,014 --> 01:05:26,231 What happened to your grandmother? 653 01:05:26,315 --> 01:05:27,314 She's dead! 654 01:05:36,041 --> 01:05:43,041 Antoine, come here. Get changed quickly. 655 01:05:46,157 --> 01:05:48,193 Get dressed! 656 01:05:51,273 --> 01:05:52,823 Antoine, this isn't the moment. 657 01:06:19,580 --> 01:06:20,515 Thanks! 658 01:06:25,376 --> 01:06:26,815 Andrieux... 659 01:06:39,517 --> 01:06:41,455 Well? 660 01:06:50,223 --> 01:06:55,621 -No... -The door bell. Open the door. 661 01:06:58,674 --> 01:06:59,995 -Sir? -Hello sir. 662 01:07:00,079 --> 01:07:04,058 -Nice day, isn't it? Excuse me. -Hey you! 663 01:07:04,142 --> 01:07:07,084 I often visit people. It's my job. 664 01:07:07,168 --> 01:07:10,694 I used to be a public servant and now I give demonstrations at people's homes. 665 01:07:10,778 --> 01:07:13,720 So I'm used to giving demonstrations. 666 01:07:13,804 --> 01:07:16,483 One demonstration and you'll buy it. 667 01:07:16,567 --> 01:07:18,429 -Antoine. -Yes. 668 01:07:18,513 --> 01:07:19,813 -Am I interrupting? -Yes. 669 01:07:19,897 --> 01:07:23,157 It will only take a few seconds. Don't panic. 670 01:07:23,241 --> 01:07:26,015 -Antoine. -There. 671 01:07:26,099 --> 01:07:30,972 -And now I'll light it. -Antoine! 672 01:07:31,056 --> 01:07:32,055 Yes. 673 01:07:34,702 --> 01:07:36,455 No problem at all. 674 01:07:36,539 --> 01:07:38,771 -What's wrong? -In the clock, quickly. 675 01:07:38,855 --> 01:07:39,772 -Quickly. -Yes. 676 01:07:39,856 --> 01:07:40,856 It's not opening. 677 01:07:46,077 --> 01:07:47,788 Quickly, please. 678 01:07:51,060 --> 01:07:53,323 Fire! 679 01:07:53,407 --> 01:07:58,987 -Fire! -What's happening? 680 01:07:59,466 --> 01:08:01,967 Quickly, water. 681 01:08:19,768 --> 01:08:23,197 This is a good bit for the new play. 682 01:08:27,487 --> 01:08:29,536 Get that idiot out of here. 683 01:08:29,620 --> 01:08:30,620 Come along. 684 01:08:32,449 --> 01:08:34,816 Come, we'll fix you up. 685 01:08:34,900 --> 01:08:36,499 I'll get a screwdriver. 686 01:08:37,911 --> 01:08:41,544 Let me help you. Are you alright? 687 01:08:41,628 --> 01:08:45,057 -Thanks! -That's the least I can do. 688 01:08:46,386 --> 01:08:47,433 Brisebard. 689 01:08:50,155 --> 01:08:51,242 Brisebard. 690 01:08:51,326 --> 01:08:56,216 -Brisebard. Where's your husband? -He's somewhere... 691 01:09:06,471 --> 01:09:09,740 -How does he do that? -He's a Sunday's child. 692 01:09:09,824 --> 01:09:13,723 Sunday, Monday, I'm not wasting any more time here. 693 01:09:14,388 --> 01:09:15,988 I don't need any more headaches. 694 01:09:21,004 --> 01:09:25,605 Your wife's asking for you. 695 01:09:30,658 --> 01:09:32,508 -I've got the screwdriver. -Finally. 696 01:09:39,255 --> 01:09:41,711 Do you want to see the rest? 697 01:09:42,461 --> 01:09:46,543 I think I've seen it all. 698 01:09:56,014 --> 01:10:00,360 -Where's inspector Ducros? It's urgent. -In the kitchen. 699 01:10:00,444 --> 01:10:01,443 Thank you. 700 01:10:03,221 --> 01:10:07,306 -We're off. See you soon. -It was fun. 701 01:10:11,824 --> 01:10:17,075 Sir, we're off. Wait, let me help. 702 01:10:56,133 --> 01:11:00,995 Quick, we'll be back. I bet it's not Riri's corpse. 703 01:11:18,481 --> 01:11:21,583 When we're out at sea, out of the window. 704 01:11:24,875 --> 01:11:29,000 You'll see, it'll be a nice cruise. 705 01:11:34,453 --> 01:11:39,908 -I didn't want all this. -Do you regret telling me? 706 01:11:39,992 --> 01:11:43,897 No, of course not. I just hope he fits. 707 01:11:43,981 --> 01:11:47,104 Try it, while I call a travel agent. 708 01:11:49,907 --> 01:11:53,577 Where to? I don't know. Tahiti? 709 01:11:54,503 --> 01:11:59,872 -No Tahiti for the next three weeks. -Find something else. 710 01:12:03,443 --> 01:12:05,693 Singapore, the day after tomorrow, is perfect. 711 01:12:06,100 --> 01:12:10,092 Tell me, how big are the windows of the ship? 712 01:12:12,028 --> 01:12:15,044 -Would 40 cm be enough? -Height or width? 713 01:12:15,128 --> 01:12:17,892 -I think height. -At least 50 cm. At least. 714 01:12:17,976 --> 01:12:18,976 Alright 50 then. 715 01:12:24,129 --> 01:12:28,062 A window of 50 cm. You'd do me a big favour. 716 01:12:38,217 --> 01:12:39,500 Where's your husband? 717 01:12:42,287 --> 01:12:45,242 -Sit down. I'll get him. -Find him. 718 01:12:47,152 --> 01:12:50,446 -What do you want from him now? -Have you got a warrant? 719 01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:51,530 I do now. 720 01:12:57,565 --> 01:13:00,612 Ah, you're going on a trip. You're running away. 721 01:13:01,378 --> 01:13:06,673 -What's in there? -Nothing. We're looking for the key. 722 01:13:06,757 --> 01:13:07,757 Of course. 723 01:13:09,638 --> 01:13:11,065 There he is, boss. 724 01:13:12,322 --> 01:13:14,905 -What are you doing there? -I'm writing my story. 725 01:13:15,050 --> 01:13:18,758 -And what's with her? -Must be the baby. 726 01:13:19,232 --> 01:13:22,591 -She shouldn't get worked up. -Is that why you're in the suitcase? 727 01:13:22,675 --> 01:13:25,754 Enough with the comedy, you two. We found the corpse... 728 01:13:25,838 --> 01:13:28,864 ...of Big Louis with a hole in his head. -We don't know that person. 729 01:13:28,948 --> 01:13:32,013 It means Riri killed Big Louis before coming here. 730 01:13:32,097 --> 01:13:38,901 -Haven't you seen Riri yet? -Have mercy father. I mean inspector. 731 01:13:38,985 --> 01:13:39,901 We're not getting anywhere here. 732 01:13:39,985 --> 01:13:44,770 Plumerel, the floors. Andrieux in the car. I'll start in the basement. 733 01:13:44,854 --> 01:13:47,464 -Do you have an oven? -Won't work because of the golden teeth. 734 01:13:47,548 --> 01:13:49,763 -What? -Make yourself at home. 735 01:13:49,847 --> 01:13:51,348 Indeed! 736 01:13:55,586 --> 01:13:57,794 We're almost there. 737 01:13:58,082 --> 01:14:02,948 We have to get him out. There's no time for that. 738 01:14:03,896 --> 01:14:06,891 -I can't go on. -We have to get him out. 739 01:14:23,790 --> 01:14:28,110 -Why do you look at me like that? -Never put mustard on the salami. 740 01:14:28,194 --> 01:14:30,076 It's a crime. 741 01:14:31,634 --> 01:14:33,465 The key. I'll get it. 742 01:14:35,033 --> 01:14:41,066 -Well, dear man, how do you feel now? -Better than in the clock, isn't it? 743 01:14:41,923 --> 01:14:45,912 Stop the comedy. Poor Riri, killed by crazy people. 744 01:14:45,996 --> 01:14:47,613 -Come out. -He can't. 745 01:14:47,697 --> 01:14:51,817 -Come out, Brisebard. -The gendarmerie's on the phone. 746 01:14:55,485 --> 01:14:57,928 Tonelotti's van is in the back of our garden. 747 01:15:05,912 --> 01:15:09,460 Yes, stay there. I'm coming. 748 01:15:10,704 --> 01:15:14,583 -And? -They found Le duc's car. 749 01:15:14,667 --> 01:15:17,020 Inside it were Riri's things and 32 thousand francs. 750 01:15:17,104 --> 01:15:19,455 -Then I think... -Don't think, I'm in a hurry. 751 01:15:45,994 --> 01:15:47,405 Brisebard. 752 01:15:48,538 --> 01:15:49,736 Come here. 753 01:16:23,231 --> 01:16:30,182 I want to apologise. It was clearly a case of criminals killing each other. 754 01:16:30,266 --> 01:16:34,083 Riri was ambushed after he came here and the smartest one kept the money. 755 01:16:34,861 --> 01:16:38,081 As for Riri's corpse... we'll search the entire region until we find it. 756 01:16:38,165 --> 01:16:40,895 It's easy to hide a corpse for a professional killer. 757 01:16:40,979 --> 01:16:43,891 -Only for a professional... -Yes. 758 01:16:44,342 --> 01:16:49,906 I apologise again. If you need anything, please let me know at phone number 17. 759 01:16:50,143 --> 01:16:52,341 -It's number 14. -14 is the telegraph. 760 01:16:52,576 --> 01:16:54,321 -What about the fire department then? -The fire department's 18. 761 01:16:54,405 --> 01:16:56,271 If you need information, press 12. 762 01:16:56,355 --> 01:16:57,355 Goodbye. 763 01:17:02,034 --> 01:17:05,767 -And you almost lost hope. -Tonelotti! 764 01:17:05,851 --> 01:17:06,851 The trunk! 765 01:17:24,350 --> 01:17:26,848 My trunk. Where's my trunk, Mr Tonelotti. 766 01:17:26,932 --> 01:17:27,849 My trunk. 767 01:17:27,933 --> 01:17:31,136 -Antoine, stop. -My trunk. 768 01:17:34,222 --> 01:17:37,162 -Antoine. -Where's my trunk? 769 01:17:49,178 --> 01:17:52,662 -The bastard. -You should have let me deal with it. 770 01:17:55,533 --> 01:17:58,540 -You really don't want a drink? -Never on duty. 771 01:17:58,624 --> 01:17:59,624 Alright then... 772 01:18:06,834 --> 01:18:08,261 -Mr Brisebard? -Yes. 773 01:18:08,345 --> 01:18:09,293 -Mrs Brisebard. -Yes. 774 01:18:09,377 --> 01:18:11,148 -Is this your trunk? -No. 775 01:18:11,232 --> 01:18:14,191 Yes, it's yours. Come have a look. 776 01:18:15,192 --> 01:18:18,400 Look well. It's yours. It says so. 777 01:18:19,136 --> 01:18:20,570 -Now that you mention it. -See? 778 01:18:20,654 --> 01:18:25,132 It was found on a public road, so we're returning it. 779 01:18:25,216 --> 01:18:28,364 -If we didn't have the police... -Indeed, madam. 780 01:18:28,788 --> 01:18:33,415 I'm glad to have been of service. It was our pleasure. 781 01:18:34,252 --> 01:18:41,252 I'm quite a fan of yours, your talent. But I don't go to the theatre often. 782 01:18:42,972 --> 01:18:48,522 -Tickets are expensive, unfortunately. -From now on, it's free for you. 783 01:18:48,923 --> 01:18:50,914 Madam... madam... 784 01:19:04,556 --> 01:19:05,527 We're going! 785 01:19:12,214 --> 01:19:14,541 I can go to the rehearsal after all. 786 01:19:15,092 --> 01:19:17,860 And him in there? What about him? 787 01:19:17,944 --> 01:19:20,017 You have a lot of time to think about it. 788 01:19:20,101 --> 01:19:22,543 You have such a lively imagination. 789 01:20:08,541 --> 01:20:11,124 Brisebard! 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