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Previously on Faking It...
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Why don't you tell her how you feel?
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- It's pretty clear she loves you.
- As a friend.
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She felt something when you kissed,
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and now she's pushing you away.
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I think we should still break up.
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Tell me about the pills
you take all the time
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that you don't want anyone to see.
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What about Amy?
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We're faking getting back together
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until all of this blows over.
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Nobody else knows, just you.
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It's harder than it looks.
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Here, let me show you.
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First, you get a little wet.
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Mm-hmm and then what?
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And then you get a little dirty.
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♪ So clear ♪
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♪ That you could not stay here ♪
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♪ You could not see what we saw ♪
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- Okay, total buzz kill.
- Ew, ew, ew, ew.
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Seriously, so much for my ghost fantasy.
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Here.
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What?
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Nothing.
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I'm happy.
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You make me happy.
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You make me happy too.
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When can we be happy outside?
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I mean, we've been sneaking
in here at night for a week.
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These paint fumes are
starting to get to me.
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Just a little while longer.
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And lucky for you,
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I have so many more fantasies.
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The Nicholas Sparks books
alone could take a month.
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How long, exactly?
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Just until Amy and I
can quietly tell everyone
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we've broken up.
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And then a respectful
mourning period of course.
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Six months, tops.
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Six months? That's forever.
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I know, I'm sorry.
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But if people at school
think I left Amy for you,
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they'll hate us more than oil companies.
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And Amy is okay with this?
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100%.
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I just, I really don't like lying.
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Me either... hate it.
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It's a good thing you're so damn sexy.
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[Bleep]
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I better go before my
parents' Ambien wears off.
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I'll meet you back here tomorrow?
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I can't.
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It's Amy's mom's wedding, remember?
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Oh, I forgot.
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Well, let's hope I can
survive the withdrawal.
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"And in conclusion,
please raise your glasses
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"to Farrah and Bruce.
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May each of your tomorrows be
better than your yesterdays."
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Do you want my super-supportive opinion
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or my tough-love opinion?
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That bad?
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I hate this [Bleep].
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Will you do it for me?
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You know I love a microphone
and a captive audience,
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but you got this.
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Just speak from your heart.
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What if my heart says
something really stupid
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that it can never take back?
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That's not possible.
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Honey, I need you to...
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Amy, we talked about this.
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Nana is downstairs.
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Thank God she didn't
barge in five minutes ago,
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when we were 69-ing.
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It is my wedding day.
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Could we not do this?
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Now, will y'all go,
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and keep her sober through the ceremony?
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I do not want a repeat of
my Cousin Walter's funeral.
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I'll be right there.
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How do I look?
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Beautiful.
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I think this dress is the best one yet.
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Mm.
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Me too.
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I really hope I'm better at
relationships than my mother.
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Think of it this way:
You couldn't be worse.
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Who was that?
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My mom. She wants me to give you a hug.
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Mm.
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I'm so glad we're back to good.
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Just the two of us.
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Yeah, me too.
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I have a stalker.
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Let me guess: his name is Pablo.
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Ever since I rejected him,
he's posting all these photos
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to try and seduce me back.
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Super sadsies, look.
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He's training for the AIDS ride.
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In tight yellow bike gear.
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Only my favorite color.
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Look at the puppy he just rescued:
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a bichon-poodle mix.
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AKA my dream dog.
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- Shane, you're deluded.
- Need more proof?
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Bam.
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He's escorting Lauren to her dad's wedding?
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And he tied his own bow tie.
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I've been tying my own bow
tie since I was eight, okay.
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It's my thing.
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I thought your thing was saying...
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It's my thing.
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I feel so terrible for
this guy pining away,
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hoping I'll see these and come running.
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Maybe you should.
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Come running.
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- Yeah, right.
- No, no, I'm serious.
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Let's crash that wedding
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so you can tell this poor guy to move on.
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- Well, that's not exactly...
- I'll drive.
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♪ I can see the light of your smile ♪
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Do you think my mother
suspects Amy's a lesbian?
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If she finds out, I will
never hear the end of it.
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Honey, your mother
couldn't pick out a lesbian
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at a Melissa Etheridge concert.
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And do we have to talk
about this right now?
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- No.
- Look out.
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So, Nana, what did you
think of the ceremony?
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Little too much Jesus for my taste.
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I liked her first wedding the best,
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but this definitely beat that second one.
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Good old "Lazy Eye."
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Can I get my flask back?
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I won't get through this unless I'm drunk.
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Thank you, Carmen.
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Now, be a good girl, and go
get me a ginger ale chaser.
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Yeah, Carmen.
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Sure.
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Well, she's darling.
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Now, why doesn't she have a boyfriend?
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Has she got an extra toe or something?
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- It's complicated.
- Oh.
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Mm.
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Excuse me, could I get a ginger a...
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Liam, what are you doing here?
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I just needed a little fix.
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You're not supposed to be here.
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Yeah, that's what makes it hot.
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What a perfect night.
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I don't know if I've ever been this happy.
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I almost believe you.
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Whatever do you mean?
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Tommy dumped you,
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and now you can't stop smiling
and talking like a duchess.
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First, my smile is genuine.
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Second, my diction is
appropriate for the occasion.
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And third, I'm the one who
dumped that piece of [Bleep].
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Yes, let it out.
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Clearly you're mad at him.
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At Tommy? No, he's an idiot.
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This is all Shane Harvey's fault.
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Why, what did he do?
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I don't want to tarnish this lovely evening
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talking about such un-pleasantries.
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Suffice it to say, he's not a good person.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah.
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This is our song!
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Okay, I've never really had a song before,
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but, yeah, this one will do.
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No, no, no, no, not ours as in "Ours."
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Ours as in "Mine and Amy's."
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I gotta go.
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I'll text you after.
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Wait, but...
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♪ If you are all that you seem ♪
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♪ Then baby I'm moving way too slow ♪
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♪ I've been a fool before ♪
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♪ Wouldn't like to get my love
caught in the slamming door ♪
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♪ How about some information please ♪
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♪ Straight up now tell me ♪
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♪ Do you really want
to love me forever ♪
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♪ Oh oh oh ♪
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♪ Or am I caught in a hit and run ♪
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♪ Straight up now tell me ♪
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♪ Is it gonna be you and me together ♪
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♪ Oh oh oh ♪
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Ow.
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Amy, dear.
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Could I speak to you outside?
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♪ Straight up now tell me ♪
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♪ Is it gonna be you and me together ♪
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♪ Oh oh oh ♪
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There you go.
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I knew it.
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You...
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I got you.
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I can't believe she
grounded me for two weeks.
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We were just dancing.
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What is this, the sequel to Footloose?
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Footlooser?
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I would watch that.
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Maybe instead of this stupid toast,
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I'll just tell everyone how she got me
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a padded training bra
for my tenth birthday.
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- Amy.
- What?
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Don't cross over to the dark side.
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Humiliating your mom at her wedding
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isn't going to make you feel any better.
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It's just gonna push you two further apart,
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and I know, deep down,
that's not what you want.
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How do you do that?
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What?
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Know me better than I know myself.
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Years of practice.
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Can I please get the wedding party
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to the dance floor?
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Let's go, babe.
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Break a leg.
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Psst.
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First toast this evening,
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please welcome Farrah's maid of honor
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and Bruce's daughter, Lauren.
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I think I was four
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when my daddy first took me to the beach.
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I remember the sand was so hot
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you let me ride up on your shoulders.
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I love you, baby.
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Love you too.
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Just checking.
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Are you sure you and Amy are broken up?
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What are you talking about?
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Well, I saw the two of you dancing.
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You sure looked like a couple.
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We're faking it, big time.
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We've been through a
lot together, you and I.
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I just don't want to
be like those sad women
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on Dr. Phil, who date married men
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that promise to leave their wives,
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but they never do.
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Well, that's not what's
going on here, okay?
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Amy and are still best
friends, but that's it.
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And I find your insecurity adorable.
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Sorry.
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My family's so good at lying,
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that sometimes I assume everyone else is.
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I don't want secrets between us.
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So from now on, nothing but the truth.
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Deal?
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Deal.
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You're a woman I can look up to,
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a friend I can count on,
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and the mother I always wanted.
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So would everybody please raise a glass...
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to Farrah and Bruce.
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May each of your tomorrows be
better than your yesterdays.
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Aw.
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Now, we'll hear from Farrah's daughter Amy.
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Um...
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Love is a many-splendored thing.
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Um...
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I suck at giving speeches.
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So I'm gonna try speaking from the heart.
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Mom, Bruce,
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you're lucky.
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You've fallen in love
with your best friend,
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the person who accepts you at your worst,
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the person who laughs at your stupid jokes,
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the person who knows you
better than you know yourself.
270
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I would kill to spend the rest
of my life with that person.
271
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I mean... wouldn't we all?
272
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Amy, can we talk about that toast?
273
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This really isn't a good time
for constructive criticism.
274
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I think I finally understand
275
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why you always get so
upset anytime I mention...
276
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Liam? You brought him here?
277
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I saw him crawl out from under
the table like a cockroach.
278
00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:02,179
He showed up. I didn't invite him, I swear.
279
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:04,547
I thought the two of you were
done. Why didn't you tell me?
280
00:13:04,549 --> 00:13:07,517
Because every time I talk
about him, you flip out.
281
00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:10,854
- No, I don't.
- You're doing it right now.
282
00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:12,689
And I think I know why.
283
00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:16,626
Trust me, you have no idea.
284
00:13:19,863 --> 00:13:22,298
Amy, do you have feelings for me?
285
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:25,601
What? No.
286
00:13:25,603 --> 00:13:26,936
Ew.
287
00:13:26,938 --> 00:13:30,005
I can tell when you're lying.
288
00:13:30,007 --> 00:13:31,373
Oh, really?
289
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,875
Because I've been lying
ever since we kissed
290
00:13:32,877 --> 00:13:37,246
at the homecoming assembly.
291
00:13:37,248 --> 00:13:38,848
You've had these feelings for weeks,
292
00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:42,751
and you never told me?
293
00:13:42,753 --> 00:13:46,688
I was afraid I'd lose you.
294
00:13:48,157 --> 00:13:53,027
You could never lose me.
295
00:13:53,029 --> 00:13:54,963
Look, this is no big deal.
296
00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:57,966
Right now, you're just confused, and...
297
00:13:57,968 --> 00:14:00,369
No, no, I'm not.
298
00:14:00,371 --> 00:14:03,171
I know you felt what I
felt during the threesome
299
00:14:03,173 --> 00:14:04,873
- when we kissed.
- Amy...
300
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:05,907
There's a spark between us.
301
00:14:05,909 --> 00:14:07,108
You can't deny it.
302
00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:08,176
Was it hot?
303
00:14:08,178 --> 00:14:10,178
Yeah, but...
304
00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:12,313
At first, I didn't want to
have these feelings either.
305
00:14:12,315 --> 00:14:13,781
They're scary.
306
00:14:13,783 --> 00:14:15,516
But they're scary because they're exciting,
307
00:14:15,518 --> 00:14:16,885
like bungee jumping,
308
00:14:16,887 --> 00:14:18,185
and I know you've always
wanted to try that.
309
00:14:18,187 --> 00:14:19,219
Please, don't.
310
00:14:19,221 --> 00:14:21,555
Karma, step off the edge with me.
311
00:14:21,557 --> 00:14:22,990
Everyone already thinks we're lesbians.
312
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,225
Let's... let's give the
people what they want.
313
00:14:25,227 --> 00:14:26,894
Stop!
314
00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:30,330
I love you.
315
00:14:38,506 --> 00:14:41,641
I love you too, Amy.
316
00:14:41,643 --> 00:14:46,813
More than anyone else on earth.
317
00:14:46,815 --> 00:14:50,950
Just not like that.
318
00:14:50,952 --> 00:14:53,453
But...
319
00:14:53,455 --> 00:14:56,989
how can you tell if you don't try?
320
00:15:03,397 --> 00:15:07,333
I slept with Liam.
321
00:15:24,652 --> 00:15:26,017
Can we go?
322
00:15:26,019 --> 00:15:27,619
This is too much work,
and I'm not getting paid.
323
00:15:27,621 --> 00:15:30,088
Did you talk to Pablo?
324
00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:32,558
Let's just say I heard
everything I needed to hear.
325
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,792
Okay, you can go.
326
00:15:33,794 --> 00:15:35,694
I'm gonna wait for Karm...
327
00:15:35,696 --> 00:15:37,696
Karma?
328
00:15:37,698 --> 00:15:39,932
She's the reason you wanted to come.
329
00:15:39,934 --> 00:15:41,466
I thought you two were done.
330
00:15:41,468 --> 00:15:43,435
We were, but...
331
00:15:43,437 --> 00:15:48,106
Man, I know this sounds
cheesy, but I've fallen for her.
332
00:15:48,108 --> 00:15:51,476
Yeah, me... Liam Booker.
333
00:15:51,478 --> 00:15:53,711
Oh, my God,
334
00:15:53,713 --> 00:15:57,348
and I'm guessing she feels the same way?
335
00:15:57,350 --> 00:15:59,316
Poor Amy.
336
00:15:59,318 --> 00:16:00,818
Hey, don't worry.
337
00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:02,052
Everything is on the up and up.
338
00:16:02,054 --> 00:16:03,554
Amy knows all about it.
339
00:16:03,556 --> 00:16:06,023
In fact, she's 100% on board.
340
00:16:06,025 --> 00:16:07,725
Right.
341
00:16:07,727 --> 00:16:12,630
What?
342
00:16:12,632 --> 00:16:16,200
There's something you need to know.
343
00:16:16,202 --> 00:16:18,002
I should've told you a long time ago,
344
00:16:18,004 --> 00:16:21,938
but I never thought it would get this far.
345
00:16:24,009 --> 00:16:27,644
♪ I'm scared to speak my mind ♪
346
00:16:27,646 --> 00:16:29,613
Mm! Mm-mm.
347
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:33,282
♪ I don't want to make you cry ♪
348
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:37,253
You can go.
349
00:16:37,255 --> 00:16:43,192
♪ Don't want to make you cry ♪
350
00:16:43,194 --> 00:16:44,694
Is it poisoned?
351
00:16:44,696 --> 00:16:48,731
No, but it's what I want to
eat whenever I get dumped.
352
00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:50,366
I didn't get dumped.
353
00:16:50,368 --> 00:16:54,904
I was eavesdropping from the bathroom.
354
00:16:54,906 --> 00:16:57,606
I'm guessing you plan on extorting me?
355
00:16:57,608 --> 00:16:58,674
Will you just shut the [Bleep] up?
356
00:16:58,676 --> 00:17:01,077
I'm trying to empathize.
357
00:17:01,079 --> 00:17:03,345
I know a thing or two about being rejected
358
00:17:03,347 --> 00:17:08,316
when you're at your most vulnerable.
359
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:11,754
I shared a secret with
Tommy, and he dumped me.
360
00:17:11,756 --> 00:17:13,288
Was it the pills?
361
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:16,725
It's called a secret for a reason.
362
00:17:16,727 --> 00:17:18,727
I should just tell you.
363
00:17:18,729 --> 00:17:21,430
He's probably gonna blab to
the whole school on Monday.
364
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,799
You're not gonna tell me, are you?
365
00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:27,436
Absolutely not.
366
00:17:27,438 --> 00:17:28,736
Tommy's an ass[Bleep].
367
00:17:28,738 --> 00:17:32,674
Yeah, well, Karma's a bitch.
368
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:37,244
♪ I'm scared to speak my mind ♪
369
00:17:37,246 --> 00:17:41,816
♪ I don't wanna make you cry ♪
370
00:17:41,818 --> 00:17:45,653
♪ Don't wanna make you cry ♪
371
00:17:51,594 --> 00:17:53,094
Well, I told Amy about us.
372
00:17:53,096 --> 00:17:55,596
It didn't go well.
373
00:17:55,598 --> 00:17:56,964
Yeah.
374
00:17:56,966 --> 00:18:00,101
It must be hard to break up
with your fake girlfriend.
375
00:18:00,103 --> 00:18:02,136
I mean, there's so many ways to play it.
376
00:18:02,138 --> 00:18:05,706
There's sad, relieved, angry.
377
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:06,974
What?
378
00:18:06,976 --> 00:18:09,042
Don't deny it.
379
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:11,845
Shane told me everything.
380
00:18:11,847 --> 00:18:14,915
Liam, I can explain.
381
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:18,085
Like I'd believe you.
382
00:18:28,831 --> 00:18:32,400
Shane?
383
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,668
How do you do it?
384
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:34,935
Do what?
385
00:18:34,937 --> 00:18:37,605
Be so good all the time.
386
00:18:37,607 --> 00:18:39,474
You know, I like to
think I'm a good person,
387
00:18:39,476 --> 00:18:41,008
but then I do all these bad things,
388
00:18:41,010 --> 00:18:42,744
like outing people's pill-popping,
389
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:46,013
and keeping secrets from my best friend.
390
00:18:46,015 --> 00:18:48,315
Hey, we all make mistakes.
391
00:18:48,317 --> 00:18:49,450
Don't put me on a pedestal.
392
00:18:49,452 --> 00:18:51,051
I'm no angel.
393
00:18:51,053 --> 00:18:52,953
Yeah, I'm sure you're the meanest volunteer
394
00:18:52,955 --> 00:18:55,256
at the soup kitchen.
395
00:18:55,258 --> 00:18:59,166
An old Cherokee legend says there's
two wolves within each of us.
396
00:18:59,168 --> 00:19:00,666
One good and one evil.
397
00:19:00,668 --> 00:19:02,866
The one that survives
is the one that we feed.
398
00:19:02,868 --> 00:19:05,666
Did you seriously just
quote a Cherokee legend?
399
00:19:12,306 --> 00:19:17,010
Before we go any further, I'm celibate.
400
00:19:17,012 --> 00:19:21,915
I'm a Gemini.
401
00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:26,419
No, I'm not having sex until marriage.
402
00:19:26,421 --> 00:19:29,188
Can you wait?
403
00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:34,493
Totally.
404
00:19:34,495 --> 00:19:36,329
Not even oral?
405
00:19:36,331 --> 00:19:40,333
Never mind.
406
00:19:40,335 --> 00:19:42,367
You two will work it out.
407
00:19:42,369 --> 00:19:45,170
You always do.
408
00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:46,539
I believe in fate,
409
00:19:46,541 --> 00:19:49,475
and if you're meant to
be with Amy, you will be,
410
00:19:49,477 --> 00:19:51,444
and if you're not,
411
00:19:51,446 --> 00:19:57,015
there's so many other girls out there.
412
00:19:57,017 --> 00:19:59,717
Oh, sweetie.
413
00:19:59,719 --> 00:20:02,220
My mom paid for half of this wedding.
414
00:20:02,222 --> 00:20:04,022
Just put it on her tab.
415
00:20:04,024 --> 00:20:05,523
I think you've had enough.
416
00:20:05,525 --> 00:20:07,459
I've had enough...
417
00:20:07,461 --> 00:20:08,493
of your insolence.
418
00:20:10,064 --> 00:20:12,130
♪ What's this thing that ♪
419
00:20:12,132 --> 00:20:14,766
♪ That I can't explain ♪
420
00:20:14,768 --> 00:20:16,233
♪ Just a feeling ♪
421
00:20:16,235 --> 00:20:19,403
♪ More like a warning ♪
422
00:20:19,405 --> 00:20:22,306
♪ And this thing that I'm telling you ♪
423
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,808
♪ I can't explain ♪
424
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:26,410
♪ Just a feeling ♪
425
00:20:26,412 --> 00:20:29,146
♪ More like a warning ♪
426
00:20:29,148 --> 00:20:31,582
♪ Like a warning ♪
427
00:20:31,584 --> 00:20:33,351
♪ Like a warning ♪
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