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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:10,700 观众朋友们在两个小时前 2 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:13,166 额外式上空突然出现一名奇怪的少年 3 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:14,733 这名奇怪的长发少年 4 00:00:14,733 --> 00:00:16,133 穿着奇怪的黑色衣服 5 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:17,133 在这两个小时里 6 00:00:17,133 --> 00:00:19,500 他连续打败了26名超级英雄 7 00:00:19,733 --> 00:00:21,466 英雄出现已经过去几个世纪 8 00:00:21,466 --> 00:00:22,766 结果势力逐渐减少 9 00:00:22,766 --> 00:00:23,800 如此宏大的场面 10 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,533 在这个世纪几乎看不到 11 00:00:25,533 --> 00:00:26,533 我要为他加油 12 00:00:26,533 --> 00:00:28,200 也为我们的超级英雄加油 13 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,100 这里是 bb 网络为您直播 14 00:00:44,066 --> 00:00:45,533 系统正在开机 15 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:50,866 一十百分之二十百分之七十/100 16 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:55,066 半个小时过去了 17 00:00:55,066 --> 00:00:56,966 还有哪位英雄上来挑战 18 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,800 居然是塑料超人 19 00:01:04,133 --> 00:01:07,400 4神级英雄塑料超人他来挑战了 20 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:16,933 我乃玄州大陆天神宗宗主 21 00:01:16,966 --> 00:01:19,400 敢问阁下这里是什么地方 22 00:01:19,933 --> 00:01:22,100 嗯齐声战甲攻略 23 00:01:23,566 --> 00:01:24,900 请输入功率 24 00:01:26,566 --> 00:01:27,733 最大功率 25 00:01:28,366 --> 00:01:29,400 我的天呐 26 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,266 塑料超人要放大招了 27 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:34,900 这是塑料超人招牌招式风波占全 28 00:01:34,933 --> 00:01:37,333 这一拳能把地面打出300米 29 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,666 阁下是听不懂人话吗 30 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:44,400 知道和我对决的人都是怎么死的吗 31 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:47,300 因为我在决斗的时候 32 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,300 都不说话 33 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:52,466 你的话已经够多了 34 00:01:55,733 --> 00:01:57,566 本尊只是来问个路 35 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,500 何必要找死呢 36 00:01:59,933 --> 00:02:01,333 太强了 37 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:04,566 只用了一招就把塑料超人打败了 38 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:05,733 观众朋友们 39 00:02:05,733 --> 00:02:08,333 世界最强反派诞生 40 00:02:10,133 --> 00:02:11,366 在几个世纪前 41 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,066 地球还是一片昏暗 42 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:15,766 各种怪兽在地球横行霸道 43 00:02:15,766 --> 00:02:16,900 毁灭一切 44 00:02:17,133 --> 00:02:18,666 直至英雄的出现 45 00:02:18,933 --> 00:02:20,700 他们他们 46 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:24,500 英雄们靠他们的毅力打败了怪兽 47 00:02:25,733 --> 00:02:27,000 时隔11年后 48 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,666 世界彻底和平 49 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:30,533 英雄隐退 50 00:02:30,666 --> 00:02:32,800 怪兽则成了他们的宠物 51 00:02:33,366 --> 00:02:35,766 甚至有些英雄开始打工维持生计 52 00:02:35,766 --> 00:02:38,100 别他妈说了快看那是谁 53 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:40,366 观众朋友们 54 00:02:40,366 --> 00:02:43,566 大神奇英雄大力超人来了 55 00:02:43,566 --> 00:02:46,733 以前像这种超级大英雄都不会露面的 56 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,100 喂别解说了当镜头了 57 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:54,100 嗯又来一 58 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:57,766 个我一向遵守等打架就不逼逼的原则 59 00:02:57,933 --> 00:02:59,400 我不和你废话 60 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,966 你不是我的对手 61 00:03:01,333 --> 00:03:03,000 能打败塑料超人 62 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,966 我已经认可了你的实力 63 00:03:05,133 --> 00:03:08,300 做我的宠物我的排名会更上一层 64 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:09,966 免得省下很多麻烦 65 00:03:09,966 --> 00:03:12,800 宠物你说的是顶毒的意思 66 00:03:13,266 --> 00:03:16,300 抱歉我对龙阳之后不感兴趣 67 00:03:17,566 --> 00:03:20,066 你这决定不是很明智 68 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,200 是杀气 69 00:03:21,933 --> 00:03:23,600 大力超人好像怒了 70 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,133 既然你一点都不醒水 71 00:03:26,133 --> 00:03:28,166 那问题就很好解决了 72 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,200 如何解决 73 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:33,133 那就打倒一族啊啊 74 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,733 啊 75 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:46,800 不管到哪个世界 76 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,666 都有这样奇怪嗜好的人 77 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,200 观众朋友们 78 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,800 我们的飞机也被摧毁了 79 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,366 这位少女也消失在了我们的视野中 80 00:03:56,966 --> 00:03:58,266 究竟发生了什么 81 00:03:58,266 --> 00:03:59,400 大力超人呢 82 00:04:06,266 --> 00:04:07,266 我叫严森 83 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,900 今年2,663岁 84 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,600 是来自玄州大陆的一名修道长 85 00:04:13,666 --> 00:04:15,266 我来到这个世界 86 00:04:15,766 --> 00:04:17,266 已经两个多月了 87 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,733 这个世界被称为地球 88 00:04:21,366 --> 00:04:22,566 我一直很困惑 89 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:24,933 为什么这里的人们 90 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,533 不需要遇见就能在天空飞行 91 00:04:28,166 --> 00:04:31,666 也不用各种法器就能在地面快速奔跑 92 00:04:33,666 --> 00:04:36,700 这里的女孩子甚至都不穿裤子上街 93 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,533 还好这个世界的天地灵气比较浓厚 94 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:42,800 不然 95 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,366 我真不知道该怎么在这个世界生存了 96 00:04:53,966 --> 00:04:56,400 学姐你忍着点血快止住了 97 00:04:57,333 --> 00:04:58,133 谢谢 98 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,266 还谢什么 99 00:05:01,266 --> 00:05:02,566 大家都是同学 100 00:05:04,266 --> 00:05:05,266 过了这座峡谷 101 00:05:05,366 --> 00:05:06,666 我们就安全了 102 00:05:06,666 --> 00:05:07,466 嗯 103 00:05:08,166 --> 00:05:10,100 啊索仙楼 104 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,600 这里是旅游区吗 105 00:05:11,866 --> 00:05:13,700 哎这里有雪山温泉 106 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,766 我们在这里休息一下吧 107 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 我去找点吃的 108 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:17,966 你在这等会 109 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:21,133 注意安全 110 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:25,933 伤口消失了 111 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:27,933 这温泉居然能疗伤 112 00:05:29,966 --> 00:05:32,733 这荒郊野岭的应该没人吧 113 00:05:38,133 --> 00:05:38,933 谁 114 00:05:39,366 --> 00:05:40,533 快滚开 115 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,533 啊啊发生什么事情了 116 00:05:48,466 --> 00:05:51,733 姑娘你误入此地我就不追究了 117 00:05:51,733 --> 00:05:53,000 赶紧离开这里 118 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 你到底是谁啊 119 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,466 凭什么赶我们走 120 00:05:56,966 --> 00:05:57,533 你们来 121 00:05:57,533 --> 00:05:59,566 之前就没有看到石壁上的字吗 122 00:05:59,666 --> 00:06:01,966 这里是我家哦 123 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,700 原来是你家 124 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:05,600 我还以为是旅游区呢 125 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,700 那你们现在知道了 126 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,500 小莹帮我拿一下衣服 127 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,666 我们走干嘛急着走 128 00:06:14,466 --> 00:06:15,933 我看他也不是什么坏人 129 00:06:15,933 --> 00:06:17,400 不会对我们怎么样的 130 00:06:17,466 --> 00:06:19,400 人家根本就没打算帮我们 131 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,866 还死皮赖脸干什么 132 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:25,866 找到了快看是那位少年 133 00:06:26,766 --> 00:06:28,400 强大的对手 134 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,566 让我来秒杀他 135 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:33,566 那现在要不要等一下你的团队 136 00:06:33,566 --> 00:06:35,900 不用我先去会会他 137 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:43,866 是职业英雄 138 00:06:51,366 --> 00:06:53,866 哎我们有救了呀哎 139 00:06:53,866 --> 00:06:56,500 别过去居然是世界大神级 140 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,100 排名前十的花甲超人 141 00:06:58,100 --> 00:06:59,333 这少年是什么人 142 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:01,766 竟然会让如此高级的英雄出来挑战 143 00:07:02,133 --> 00:07:05,333 哼找了你一个月可算找到你了 144 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:06,166 我承认 145 00:07:06,266 --> 00:07:09,100 能打败塑料超人他们你的确很强 146 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:10,733 但你那拽拽的眼神 147 00:07:10,733 --> 00:07:12,533 还是让我感觉很豪爽 148 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:16,066 兄弟小看别人会吃亏的 149 00:07:17,366 --> 00:07:19,300 这次你好像会飞 150 00:07:19,466 --> 00:07:22,000 只要你能在地面上和我公平对决 151 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,533 我能先让你三招 152 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:30,866 为什么老是不听别人说话 153 00:07:32,166 --> 00:07:33,000 二人朕 154 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:37,733 学姐你刚才看到了吗 155 00:07:37,733 --> 00:07:38,966 速度好快 156 00:07:38,966 --> 00:07:40,800 虽然那一脚有偷袭的成分 157 00:07:40,866 --> 00:07:43,000 但速度和力量明显超过了7级 158 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,000 他到底是从哪来的 159 00:07:45,166 --> 00:07:47,100 怎么会有如此强大的超能力 160 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,466 啊这少年好强 161 00:07:49,566 --> 00:07:51,266 看来他很有可能获胜啊 162 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,466 虽然这一招的力量超过奇迹 163 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,400 但是要战胜花甲超人还是不能够的 164 00:07:56,866 --> 00:07:58,366 你的确很强 165 00:07:58,733 --> 00:08:01,100 如果是塑料超人被你踢一脚 166 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:02,900 估计是手都被踢出来 167 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:06,700 但是我可是大神前十的英雄 168 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:09,766 这里是花甲超人内部团队 169 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:12,166 目前超人各方面机能良好 170 00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:14,366 可以传送装甲很好 171 00:08:14,366 --> 00:08:15,200 小子 172 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:18,066 现在就让你看看我们真正的实力 173 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:20,666 变身超人 174 00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:39,200 观众朋友们你们看到 175 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,500 了吗花甲超人变身了 176 00:08:41,766 --> 00:08:44,700 这位少年竟然能把花甲超人逼到变身 177 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:46,766 这场战斗一定很精彩 178 00:08:47,166 --> 00:08:48,066 好了 179 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:51,300 我们继续战斗吧 180 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,733 好吧既然阁下如此坚持 181 00:08:55,733 --> 00:08:57,333 我就接受你的挑战 182 00:08:58,166 --> 00:08:59,266 哎 183 00:09:00,066 --> 00:09:03,000 我严僧半仙之敌 184 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,666 萧为助敌巅峰 185 00:09:04,866 --> 00:09:06,566 请赐教对 186 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:07,766 这样才有意思 187 00:09:07,766 --> 00:09:09,500 来吧来战 188 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:14,166 哎呀哎呀哎呀 189 00:09:15,366 --> 00:09:18,600 哎呀哎哈哈哈 190 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:20,966 终于碰到一个势均力敌的对手了 191 00:09:20,966 --> 00:09:22,500 我太兴奋了 192 00:09:33,133 --> 00:09:34,866 啊太强大了 193 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:35,866 观众朋友们 194 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:37,900 这是多么精彩的战斗啊 195 00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:40,533 这绝对是十多年以来最精彩的战斗 196 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:43,366 刚刚发生了什么 197 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,733 我什么都没看见 198 00:09:45,466 --> 00:09:47,000 这个人明明很弱 199 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,866 你为什么他的气势 200 00:09:48,966 --> 00:09:51,333 会让我感到前所未有的恐惧 201 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:55,666 不我花甲超人身陆地上最强的铠甲 202 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,533 没有人能让我恐惧 203 00:09:57,866 --> 00:09:58,666 没有 204 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:02,300 让你见识见识我的独门绝技 205 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,366 冷离子加龙炮 206 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,266 什么居然挡住了 207 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:23,166 这是花甲超人最强的招数了吧 208 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:24,133 嗯 209 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,566 这位少年或许真能够击败花甲超人 210 00:10:27,566 --> 00:10:29,133 挡住了等离子加浓炮 211 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:29,733 现在 212 00:10:29,733 --> 00:10:32,333 花甲超人已经拿这位少年没有办法了 213 00:10:34,566 --> 00:10:36,066 既然是这样的话 214 00:10:39,566 --> 00:10:41,533 这这是干什么 215 00:10:41,866 --> 00:10:43,466 危险快停下 216 00:10:43,766 --> 00:10:45,266 这招还属于实验阶段 217 00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:46,733 无法控制力量的走向 218 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,300 你身体会扛不住的 219 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:51,533 不我要打败这嚣张的家伙 220 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,600 我要让他知道这个世界是英雄的世界 221 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,366 在这个世界上的英雄是不可战胜的 222 00:10:58,900 --> 00:10:59,733 快停下 223 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:00,700 力量 224 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:03,000 剧集已经超过了自身承受能的极限 225 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:04,133 花甲超人 226 00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:06,100 你目前还没有实力控制这股力量 227 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:06,933 会失控的 228 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,933 这招原本还在试验阶段 229 00:11:08,966 --> 00:11:11,133 是给彩虹超人战队准备的 230 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:13,800 没想到今天会拿出来用 231 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:16,166 就拿你当实验好了 232 00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:18,766 冲天挡离子火 233 00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:26,100 ah 234 00:11:34,766 --> 00:11:36,966 刚刚才发生了什么 235 00:11:36,966 --> 00:11:38,200 我也不知道 236 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,000 这 237 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,733 不堪一击 238 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,266 这人谁啊 239 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,966 怎么从天上掉下来的 240 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,800 好像是花甲超人啊 241 00:11:48,466 --> 00:11:50,466 他们刚才不是在决斗吗 242 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:57,333 我输了 243 00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:05,866 他坐那已经一天了不吃东西也不说话 244 00:12:06,066 --> 00:12:07,866 难道他不饿吗 245 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,366 给他也带一份吧 246 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,066 你吃点东西吧呐 247 00:12:16,566 --> 00:12:18,400 我不饿哎 248 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,666 你不是我们这个世界的人对吧 249 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,566 你怎么知道 250 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,333 这个还用猜吗 251 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:25,266 你这个实力 252 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,733 已经可以在我们世界横着走了 253 00:12:27,766 --> 00:12:30,366 你到底从哪来为什么那么厉害 254 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:32,866 我叫严森 255 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,500 来自袁州大陆 256 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:35,966 是一名修仙者 257 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,666 我六岁入贤家 258 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:39,000 十岁舞蹈巅峰 259 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,666 十六岁练气化神 260 00:12:40,666 --> 00:12:42,566 十七岁练气还虚 261 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,500 不到百年 262 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,766 我已经成为天界的一方霸主 263 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:49,266 我用了百年的时间 264 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:52,200 走完了别人千年万年也走不完的路 265 00:12:53,366 --> 00:12:54,600 暮年之时 266 00:12:54,666 --> 00:12:56,600 我已经成为了宗门的宗主 267 00:12:56,966 --> 00:12:59,600 传授武学以及成仙之道 268 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:01,700 直到有一天 269 00:13:01,766 --> 00:13:04,400 我触摸到了天界最强悍的屏障 270 00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:05,933 地陷 271 00:13:07,566 --> 00:13:09,900 为了宗门能够得到无限延续 272 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,066 我选择了闭关修行 273 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,700 其实没想到 274 00:13:14,866 --> 00:13:17,566 我此次闭关就许久没有出过奇迹 275 00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:20,200 在我闭关期间 276 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,333 以奎优为首的敌对势力 277 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,566 为了抢夺我族质保镇天机 278 00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:27,800 勾结魔族屠我宗门 279 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,666 给我上上呀 280 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,066 不用慌结账 281 00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:34,600 宗主朕眼已破 282 00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:36,500 一个不留 283 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:38,900 一夜之间 284 00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:41,700 整个天空都被染成了红色 285 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,900 他们屠我宗门 286 00:13:43,966 --> 00:13:45,800 凌辱我族中弟子 287 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:48,500 师尊救我 288 00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:51,066 我传道弟子的尸首 289 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,333 被他们横挂在宗门大楼 290 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,900 暴晒三百年 291 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,466 待我出关之后称帝 292 00:13:56,566 --> 00:13:58,333 虽然只是半步仙帝 293 00:13:58,466 --> 00:14:01,533 但纵观整个天界已再无敌手 294 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,733 看到这残破不堪的宗门 295 00:14:03,733 --> 00:14:05,733 我无法压制心中怒火 296 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,333 还首先毁掉了半个仙界的生命 297 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:14,866 最后我被天界仙魔妖族联合讨伐 298 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,166 他们聚集在一起 299 00:14:17,366 --> 00:14:20,333 声势浩大的要将我斩杀在不明之地 300 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,533 他们以牺牲五位尊者 301 00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:23,700 百名玄仙 302 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,966 千名虚心的代价把我封印在了所乡里 303 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:30,800 还连同锁仙楼一起扔进了空间裂缝 304 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,933 让我永远也无法翻身 305 00:14:33,533 --> 00:14:34,666 待我醒来 306 00:14:34,766 --> 00:14:36,733 就已经来到了这个异世界 307 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,000 你怎么了 308 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,666 好中二的故事啊 309 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,133 那你今后打算怎么办 310 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,000 我原本打算在这个世界重建宗门 311 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,533 等我元神恢复 312 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,933 再打开一街的大门重回天界 313 00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:57,533 小哥哥 314 00:14:57,566 --> 00:15:00,066 这个世界需要像你一样强大的力量 315 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,600 我们是华夏超能力学院的学生 316 00:15:02,733 --> 00:15:03,966 如果你有兴趣 317 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:06,300 可以到我们学校做个教习什么的 318 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,100 你不是要重建宗门吗 319 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,733 我们可以帮你啊 320 00:15:09,766 --> 00:15:11,766 其实你不用那么着急回复 321 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,133 你可以考虑一下 322 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,600 不用考虑了 323 00:15:14,733 --> 00:15:17,933 我去我建议你还是换条造型 324 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,133 否则你肯定会被记者围攻 325 00:15:21,266 --> 00:15:23,600 造型好 326 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,066 就这么愉快的决定了 327 00:15:25,066 --> 00:15:26,500 我们在学校等你哦 328 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,400 本次列车前往超能力学院 329 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,100 我活了几千岁 330 00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,566 没想到又要回到私处教书了 331 00:15:43,933 --> 00:15:45,733 这大叔好奇怪 332 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:47,500 这小姑娘 333 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,500 他身上带着灵气 334 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,466 在玄州大陆混迹多年 335 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,400 经验告诉我不能多管闲事 336 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,733 卧槽他大爷的 337 00:16:04,733 --> 00:16:07,100 我绝不会让这种沙雕成为英雄的 338 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,500 哎哎蓝姐姐你先别生气啊 339 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,333 他可是吴梦琪介绍过来的 340 00:16:11,566 --> 00:16:12,500 那又怎样 341 00:16:12,533 --> 00:16:14,466 这态度还想拿走英雄执照 342 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,800 门都没有什么能打败大神级英雄 343 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,400 阿成找了托 344 00:16:19,766 --> 00:16:22,533 我才不相信这混蛋有这样的实力 345 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:23,933 不会吧 346 00:16:25,366 --> 00:16:26,400 有什么不会 347 00:16:26,766 --> 00:16:29,333 那些英雄连偷马桶的工作都会接 348 00:16:29,533 --> 00:16:31,766 花点钱炒作还不是轻轻松松 349 00:16:32,066 --> 00:16:34,000 连他的真实实力我都不知道 350 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,066 给他开后门的机会都没有 351 00:16:36,066 --> 00:16:37,300 给他整点狠的 352 00:17:02,866 --> 00:17:04,366 我要废了这混蛋 353 00:17:04,766 --> 00:17:06,166 蓝姐姐可不行啊 354 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:08,733 他可是校长女儿的人关西户啊 355 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:11,733 起开我平生最讨厌关西户了 356 00:17:11,766 --> 00:17:14,566 今天谁也别想拦着我啊 357 00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:16,600 完了要出人命了 358 00:17:16,733 --> 00:17:18,600 既然你不肯透露自己的实力 359 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:20,300 那我就亲自去验验 360 00:17:20,933 --> 00:17:23,400 哎不行我得想办法阻止他 361 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,000 啊 362 00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:27,733 人家明明是女孩子 363 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,800 为什么他又这么对我 364 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,300 好啦没事的 365 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,600 姐姐安慰你 366 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:33,866 蓝姐姐生气了 367 00:17:33,866 --> 00:17:36,100 现在替这家伙去找那位少年干架 368 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:38,066 我们得阻止他不然麻烦大了 369 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,133 今天是蓝姐姐值班啊 370 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,066 这次真的凉凉了 371 00:17:42,266 --> 00:17:43,166 谢尔哥哥 372 00:17:43,266 --> 00:17:44,900 我们现在该怎么办 373 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,900 我去拦住那位少年 374 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,800 你们就拦住拦姐姐好 375 00:17:48,866 --> 00:17:50,733 我们奋斗行动超能力开启 376 00:17:50,766 --> 00:17:52,000 加大肺活量 377 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:59,366 为什么刚才感觉有人一直在盯着我 378 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,733 这天气又要打架了呀 379 00:18:04,466 --> 00:18:08,100 少年少年稍等一下啊啊 380 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,800 可算追上你了 381 00:18:10,366 --> 00:18:12,366 阁下是在叫我吗 382 00:18:12,366 --> 00:18:14,000 啊是是的 383 00:18:15,066 --> 00:18:16,866 就是那个英雄考 384 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:20,900 那那听明白吗 385 00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:25,000 兄台我一句也没听懂哎 386 00:18:25,466 --> 00:18:27,866 哎呦我怎么就和你说不明白 387 00:18:28,366 --> 00:18:29,366 那我再说一遍 388 00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:34,100 这这是什么 389 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,866 哎我我体力恢复了 390 00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:38,533 你还有治愈超能力吗 391 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:41,333 我再来和你解释刚才发质的情况吧 392 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,366 不用了我知道有人盯着我 393 00:18:44,566 --> 00:18:46,566 什么你还会读心术啊 394 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,566 我的天呐 395 00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:49,900 一个人竟然能有如此多的超能力 396 00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:51,666 这叫搜魂术 397 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,766 顺带给你注入一点灵气 398 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,766 你肯定能达到超人执照 399 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:56,566 直至现在 400 00:18:56,566 --> 00:18:59,066 兰姐的不好对付我们还是绕道走吧 401 00:18:59,533 --> 00:19:02,200 哎算我求你了好 402 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,300 我绕道走 403 00:19:03,766 --> 00:19:05,900 真的吗实在是太感谢了 404 00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:17,333 这是什么玩意啊我都听到了 405 00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:19,466 你将永远也拿不到超人执照 406 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,366 这来的也太快了 407 00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:26,966 四眼哥不是让你们拦住他吗 408 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:30,400 你看我们这样子能来的了吗 409 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,866 呃呃这女人太狠了 410 00:19:33,366 --> 00:19:34,933 不行不能让他发飙 411 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,566 哎哎兄弟我们超人执照不要了 412 00:19:37,566 --> 00:19:38,733 你打不过他的 413 00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:39,933 闭嘴小四爷 414 00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:41,400 不然连你一起打 415 00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:44,800 姑娘你想怎么样 416 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,766 揍你来吧变身 417 00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:00,933 呃这是什么法术 418 00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,466 我的亲娘嘞 419 00:20:02,466 --> 00:20:05,600 上来就玩真的要不要那么火爆啊 420 00:20:05,933 --> 00:20:07,333 兄弟虽然我不知道 421 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,566 你是怎么打败花甲那些大神英雄的 422 00:20:09,766 --> 00:20:11,066 你炒作也好也罢 423 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:13,533 但是眼前这个大神可不一样 424 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,133 你好自为之 425 00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:16,500 我先开流了 426 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:21,000 特别吗好像和上一个差不多 427 00:20:21,866 --> 00:20:22,666 来吧 428 00:20:23,933 --> 00:20:26,300 也让我看看你真正的实力有多强 429 00:20:26,566 --> 00:20:28,800 能让我认真对待的人可不多 430 00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:33,133 你们这个世界的无主 431 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,800 怎么都奇奇怪怪的 432 00:20:35,066 --> 00:20:36,566 要么不听别人说话 433 00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:38,000 要么上来直接就打 434 00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:40,766 惨你妹这是个超能力的世界 435 00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:42,266 崇拜武力的社会 436 00:20:42,266 --> 00:20:44,100 只有拳头才是最好的谈判 437 00:20:44,133 --> 00:20:46,333 你不会和上一个杏花的一样 438 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:47,733 开始放播吧 439 00:20:48,366 --> 00:20:50,266 那估计要让你失望了 440 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,400 我是近战法师啊 441 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,400 魔法暴风 442 00:20:53,966 --> 00:20:56,133 啊快闪啊 443 00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:01,900 放风我也会 444 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,366 啊我的妈呀 445 00:21:09,666 --> 00:21:11,166 有点意思小伙子 446 00:21:11,366 --> 00:21:13,900 你的确比前几个强上很多 447 00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:15,466 这才刚热身 448 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,266 我错了没想到这个男人会这么强 449 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,333 居然能让兰姐姐燃起斗志 450 00:21:28,733 --> 00:21:29,700 我知道兰姐姐 451 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,966 会把一些应聘超能指周的人打残 452 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,900 他脾气怎么会那么差 453 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:36,000 你们刚来帮忙估计还不知道 454 00:21:36,066 --> 00:21:38,066 我在三年前第一次见到他的时候 455 00:21:38,066 --> 00:21:40,333 他可是百分之百的魔法奇少女 456 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,700 你好从今天开始我们就是同事 457 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,766 为了寻找培养新一代超人的目标 458 00:21:46,766 --> 00:21:48,100 一起努力哦 459 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,100 哈 460 00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:50,566 哈哈 461 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,100 三年来 462 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:54,733 我和兰姐姐遇到各种各样的超能力者 463 00:21:55,866 --> 00:21:59,733 然而每一个正常的什么铁头穿墙术 464 00:22:00,266 --> 00:22:01,066 啊 465 00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:04,500 反正各种超能力人才辈出 466 00:22:05,966 --> 00:22:06,966 时间久了 467 00:22:07,466 --> 00:22:08,766 蓝姐姐就变了 468 00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:12,733 把上来应聘的奇葩全部打残 469 00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:15,466 谁说魔法师少女就一定要可爱了 470 00:22:15,466 --> 00:22:17,333 这种人只要来一个我就打一个 471 00:22:17,566 --> 00:22:18,666 快回皮筋哪吒 472 00:22:19,266 --> 00:22:21,866 不过蓝姐姐这个样子一点都不像警察 473 00:22:21,866 --> 00:22:22,666 法师 474 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,300 小伙子你让我很兴奋 475 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,133 三年了 476 00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:31,666 终于等到了一个能打的超能力姑娘 477 00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:33,333 那我现在可以拿到那个 478 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:34,300 奇怪人群招了吗 479 00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:36,400 那就让我看看你的全部实力 480 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:39,200 我的真实实力他会吓到你 481 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,500 哈哈哈哈 482 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:44,000 还挺狂我长这么大还没被人吓到过 483 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,166 那你就吓我一个啊 484 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,700 魔法只百分百全开 485 00:22:49,766 --> 00:22:51,100 那么失礼了 486 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,166 现任不好斗 487 00:22:59,566 --> 00:23:00,900 这兰姐姐 488 00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:02,933 还活着吗 489 00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:07,200 魔魔法治疗 490 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,800 混蛋打我脸 491 00:23:14,366 --> 00:23:16,933 切哥这是什么超能力 492 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,800 兰姐姐还有这种技能吗 493 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,266 这是魔法治疗术 494 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,733 兰姐姐很多年都没有用过了 495 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:24,933 在与怪兽的决战中 496 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,400 这项技能一直很受队友青睐 497 00:23:27,766 --> 00:23:30,200 他凭借着自己的普攻带暴击 498 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:31,533 远程摸发伤害 499 00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:33,800 还可以给队友加血的 buff 500 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,933 在超人界名声大起 501 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,766 这么刁吗 502 00:23:38,933 --> 00:23:41,933 哎四眼哥你说话怎么在发抖 503 00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:45,566 如果蓝姐姐用了这个技能 504 00:23:45,933 --> 00:23:47,733 就说明很棘手 505 00:23:47,733 --> 00:23:49,166 对手不是一般的强 506 00:23:49,366 --> 00:23:51,900 可以说已经强出天际了 507 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,733 既然百分百力量不能击败你 508 00:23:58,733 --> 00:24:01,466 那我就超越百分百啊 509 00:24:02,166 --> 00:24:02,966 好快 510 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,800 这个速度已经超越了我的认知范围 511 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:08,300 这不符合科学 512 00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:10,766 解释一下这酒 513 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,366 功夫啊 514 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,866 混蛋混蛋混蛋 515 00:24:18,066 --> 00:24:19,900 灵妖啊 516 00:24:22,133 --> 00:24:23,066 啊 517 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,333 魔法复合百度魔法 518 00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:33,000 求你们不要再打了 519 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,966 啊没打中 520 00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:40,166 一瞬间就消失了 521 00:24:42,766 --> 00:24:44,600 灵力千分之一 522 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,866 我草啊 523 00:24:51,666 --> 00:24:53,700 四眼哥哥你们都没事吧 524 00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:57,566 这这招要被劈中会死的吧 525 00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:01,166 混蛋混蛋混蛋 526 00:25:03,933 --> 00:25:06,500 姑娘我是不是吓到你了 527 00:25:07,966 --> 00:25:10,500 我才不会被你吓到混蛋 528 00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:18,333 你们不要再打了我不要想让我认输 529 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:21,066 下辈子吧啊 530 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,333 让我们再来过 531 00:25:27,266 --> 00:25:30,400 好了停有热血是好的 532 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,066 但我已经过了好多的年纪 533 00:25:32,066 --> 00:25:33,000 在泉州大陆 534 00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:35,533 遇到比自己强的对手要学会逃跑 535 00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:37,600 姑娘光靠信念和热血 536 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,166 是分不清现实与差距的 537 00:25:39,166 --> 00:25:40,766 你要是在我那个世界 538 00:25:40,866 --> 00:25:42,533 绝对活不过两个时辰 539 00:25:45,133 --> 00:25:47,100 现在这个地方叫地球 540 00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:49,100 不是你们那个世界 541 00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:52,133 好吧看来我这个小小筑基 542 00:25:52,266 --> 00:25:53,733 是不能让你幸福的 543 00:25:53,733 --> 00:25:55,733 那就让你看看我的实力 544 00:25:55,733 --> 00:25:57,400 好好他真正的实力 545 00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:00,400 那我就接个金单好了 546 00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:03,533 金单四眼哥哥那是什么玩意 547 00:26:03,866 --> 00:26:04,500 嗯 548 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:07,333 应该是发射某种金光炸弹的超能力吧 549 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:10,533 接单 550 00:26:17,666 --> 00:26:18,466 怎么回事 551 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:19,800 天怎么全黑了 552 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:23,366 姑娘你可要做好心理准备啊 553 00:26:23,933 --> 00:26:26,166 这这电流是怎么回事 554 00:26:26,566 --> 00:26:27,733 这叫雷杰 555 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,066 不叫电流 556 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:30,666 大家快出去看看 557 00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:32,133 外面出大事了 558 00:26:32,266 --> 00:26:33,466 什么事啊 559 00:26:33,566 --> 00:26:35,966 哎呀你们出去看看就知道了 560 00:26:38,066 --> 00:26:40,800 妈呀这都是什么世界末日了吗 561 00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:46,333 快看闪电里面有个人不可能 562 00:26:46,566 --> 00:26:49,600 这么粗的闪电大神级也得给劈死 563 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,800 今天执照考试是不是蓝姐姐在值班啊 564 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,700 是啊班长你怎么了 565 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:56,866 糟了估计是蓝姐姐 566 00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:58,300 和那个叫严森的打起来了 567 00:26:58,300 --> 00:26:59,266 借你装备一用 568 00:26:59,266 --> 00:27:00,166 我提前救人 569 00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:03,166 这是我的变身器啊这是去救谁呀 570 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:05,800 去救兰姐姐 571 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:07,266 所谓雷杰 572 00:27:07,533 --> 00:27:10,533 就是助其成天后体内叠单引起的天敌 573 00:27:10,533 --> 00:27:12,900 异性时期内则单程 574 00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:15,166 啊好可怕啊 575 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,500 为什么我会跪下我没办法动 576 00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:19,966 这些能量有压力 577 00:27:19,966 --> 00:27:21,266 我从来没见到过 578 00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:23,900 仿佛我一抬头就会被这股能量震死 579 00:27:24,933 --> 00:27:27,200 我不怕我不怕 580 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,533 作为世界级的英雄我才不会害怕 581 00:27:30,666 --> 00:27:31,566 为什么 582 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,933 为什么我连抬头看他一眼都不行 583 00:27:34,066 --> 00:27:35,566 我真的那么菜吗 584 00:27:35,566 --> 00:27:37,700 既然这样啊 585 00:27:38,566 --> 00:27:39,366 混蛋 586 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:41,533 此时此刻 587 00:27:41,533 --> 00:27:43,333 蓝琪琪才明白过来 588 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,733 在强大的实力面前要学会逃跑 589 00:27:46,933 --> 00:27:49,366 自己就像他肩膀上的灰尘 590 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,500 轻轻一口气就会消失 591 00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:54,966 兰姐姐的斗志全面崩塌 592 00:27:58,733 --> 00:28:00,566 咦雷声停了 593 00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:03,533 不行我得快点啊 594 00:28:03,533 --> 00:28:04,466 那是什么 595 00:28:04,566 --> 00:28:05,500 救护车 596 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:07,100 说 597 00:28:07,733 --> 00:28:10,266 兰姐姐他怎么会变成这样 598 00:28:10,966 --> 00:28:11,800 过度惊吓 599 00:28:11,933 --> 00:28:13,266 导致脑部缺血 600 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,266 估计得住院大半年 601 00:28:15,266 --> 00:28:16,133 大半年 602 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,733 你们一1,000多名高级治疗系的超能力 603 00:28:18,733 --> 00:28:20,066 没法治好的吗 604 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,266 没办法 605 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:24,000 他今天使用的超能力已经到了极限 606 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,200 再加上过度惊吓 607 00:28:25,333 --> 00:28:27,333 能活下来已经是奇迹了 608 00:28:30,466 --> 00:28:32,666 怪物简直就是个怪物 609 00:28:35,466 --> 00:28:36,933 你对兰姐姐做了什么 610 00:28:36,933 --> 00:28:39,866 哎怎么搞得我像坏人一样 611 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,533 是他一直嚷嚷着要看我的实力 612 00:28:43,566 --> 00:28:45,266 我只是劈了两道天雷 613 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:47,366 就把他吓成这个样子 614 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:49,566 太装逼了 615 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,866 算了你拿到超人执照了吗 616 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:54,666 不知道我问了啊 617 00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:55,700 可以了可以了 618 00:28:55,733 --> 00:28:56,966 你别过来别过来 619 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,166 好了我拿到了 620 00:29:00,166 --> 00:29:02,366 然后呢我先带你去教师宿舍 621 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:03,400 明天再上班 622 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,133 班长我们一起吧 623 00:29:06,133 --> 00:29:07,966 我也要回学校啊 624 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,400 是陈可珊啊 625 00:29:11,866 --> 00:29:13,066 你干嘛一直在飞 626 00:29:13,366 --> 00:29:15,366 能飞干嘛要走 627 00:29:17,133 --> 00:29:19,866 对了你们说的级是什么意思 628 00:29:19,866 --> 00:29:21,933 这个世界英雄的能力都是有级别的 629 00:29:21,933 --> 00:29:23,333 一般的分为1到10级 630 00:29:23,333 --> 00:29:25,000 10级以上的就是半神级 631 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,333 神级次神级 632 00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:27,066 大神级 633 00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:29,500 大神级是现如今世界上最强的英雄 634 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,800 目前已经被你干翻了三个 635 00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:35,200 那你们这个世界的能力者也太弱了吧 636 00:29:35,533 --> 00:29:38,366 我小助鸡一只手就能单挑他们全部 637 00:29:38,566 --> 00:29:39,866 我知道你厉害 638 00:29:40,166 --> 00:29:43,166 但是书上说大圣鸡之上还有一种英雄 639 00:29:43,166 --> 00:29:44,600 还有是啊 640 00:29:44,666 --> 00:29:47,266 他们叫超古代英雄 641 00:29:48,066 --> 00:29:49,000 他们的能力 642 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,933 和我们这种靠装备和变异的英雄 643 00:29:50,933 --> 00:29:51,866 可不一样 644 00:29:53,066 --> 00:29:54,366 他们能掌控时间 645 00:29:54,366 --> 00:29:56,000 能使用星辰和太阳的力量 646 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,566 甚至能够创造更高围的空间的世界 647 00:29:58,933 --> 00:30:00,200 这有点意思 648 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,500 凡人竟然有法则之力 649 00:30:02,566 --> 00:30:05,300 突然好想抓一只来研究研究啊 650 00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:06,700 那都是传说了 651 00:30:06,733 --> 00:30:07,766 事实上说 652 00:30:07,766 --> 00:30:09,333 他们是地球最早一批觉醒 653 00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:10,333 超能力的人类 654 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:11,700 是我们的祖先 655 00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:12,533 原来是这样 656 00:30:12,533 --> 00:30:14,466 难怪你们连修仙是什么都不知道 657 00:30:14,466 --> 00:30:16,000 算了不聊这个了 658 00:30:16,933 --> 00:30:19,066 上次你说要重建宗门 659 00:30:19,866 --> 00:30:22,133 你这么强的实力还在意这些 660 00:30:22,733 --> 00:30:25,300 我恩师受援将进士将宗门交给了我 661 00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:26,600 多谢师傅手下留情 662 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,533 延森啊虽然你已入仙尊界 663 00:30:29,533 --> 00:30:32,100 为师我纵横仙界一生 664 00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:34,733 至今无法参透地仙大道 665 00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:36,866 如今身体已无法吸纳 666 00:30:36,866 --> 00:30:39,500 天地灵气也即将掀去 667 00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:41,800 师尊乃是整个仙界至高无上的尊者 668 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,866 是不会先驱的 669 00:30:42,866 --> 00:30:46,933 只有称帝成为仙中的帝王才不会死去 670 00:30:46,933 --> 00:30:49,333 我把宗主之位传授给你 671 00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:53,166 希望你能带着宗门走向真正的永生 672 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,500 是听从师傅教会 673 00:30:56,166 --> 00:30:58,533 好了你先去吧 674 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,666 为师有点累了 675 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:04,133 当年我的老师就是这么和我说的 676 00:31:04,133 --> 00:31:05,300 原来如此 677 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:08,766 最后是我一时大意导致了宗门被毁 678 00:31:09,933 --> 00:31:12,133 所以我要重建宗门 679 00:31:12,133 --> 00:31:14,000 完成师傅他老人家的红院 680 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,700 其实重建宗门还有一个办法 681 00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:20,166 你还有什么方法 682 00:31:20,933 --> 00:31:23,400 比如说我把这锁仙楼砸了 683 00:31:23,866 --> 00:31:26,133 然后找一个地方创造一个世界 684 00:31:26,566 --> 00:31:27,933 再造一批人类 685 00:31:28,066 --> 00:31:29,733 让他们一出生就是金丹 686 00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:32,133 造人类 687 00:31:32,933 --> 00:31:35,400 啊只是这样太赖皮了 688 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,666 用自己人造生物去重建宗门 689 00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:39,400 感觉还是对不起恩师啊 690 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,766 你没有开玩笑吗 691 00:31:40,766 --> 00:31:41,900 你能造生命 692 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,400 我没有开玩笑 693 00:31:44,533 --> 00:31:46,866 尊者就能创造无数个大千世界 694 00:31:47,266 --> 00:31:48,533 地先造点金丹 695 00:31:48,533 --> 00:31:51,800 元音化神的修饰也没什么问题吧啊 696 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,900 你这是开了挂来到我们世界的吧 697 00:31:55,733 --> 00:31:58,266 既然你那么强干嘛还被别人封印 698 00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:05,166 我刚出关称帝又有仇恨 699 00:32:05,166 --> 00:32:07,933 一时间难免有点膨胀过头啊 700 00:32:12,333 --> 00:32:16,066 这这就是传说中的仙中帝王吗 701 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:16,900 整个大陆 702 00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:19,366 仙魔妖加起来的尊者不到二十个 703 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:21,333 一巴掌就拍死5个 704 00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:23,133 重伤10个笨蛋 705 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:26,266 尊者之下此生无数天界要完了 706 00:32:26,266 --> 00:32:26,566 哎呦 707 00:32:26,566 --> 00:32:29,466 那个王八蛋你没事去毁人家中门干啥 708 00:32:29,466 --> 00:32:31,700 小子虽然你归为底仙 709 00:32:31,766 --> 00:32:33,400 但也不是无所不能 710 00:32:33,566 --> 00:32:35,000 此法宝所见龙 711 00:32:35,066 --> 00:32:38,166 是我天界26亿年提炼出的产物 712 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,066 你精确绝对出不来 713 00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:42,933 老匹夫 714 00:32:42,933 --> 00:32:45,466 就凭你那破烂玩意还想困住朕 715 00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:47,900 那你进来啊 716 00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:48,733 进就进 717 00:32:49,366 --> 00:32:50,733 那小子上当了 718 00:32:50,733 --> 00:32:53,366 快关门开天走你 719 00:32:58,933 --> 00:33:00,266 所有尊者 720 00:33:00,266 --> 00:33:03,166 合理关闭所有同国异界的大门 721 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,766 就这样我才莫名其妙的来到了这里 722 00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:09,733 他们还把天界 723 00:33:09,733 --> 00:33:11,800 隐藏在了无数个小世界中 724 00:33:12,133 --> 00:33:13,500 让我无法找到 725 00:33:15,866 --> 00:33:17,866 那几个老匹夫敢骗我 726 00:33:17,866 --> 00:33:20,766 等我恢复实力看我怎么收拾他们 727 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,400 前面就是我们学校了 728 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,200 老师宿舍就在后面 729 00:33:26,266 --> 00:33:27,966 再过几天就是毕业考了 730 00:33:27,966 --> 00:33:30,200 你说他们今年能够顺利毕业吗 731 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,133 估计很悬 732 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,333 今年的考官可是大神级 733 00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:35,166 排名最前列的英雄 734 00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:36,200 这个学院 735 00:33:37,566 --> 00:33:40,500 已经6年多没有人顺利毕业了 736 00:33:41,766 --> 00:33:43,100 快看那是谁 737 00:33:43,933 --> 00:33:44,866 我的天呐 738 00:33:44,933 --> 00:33:46,500 那不是把大神英雄 739 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:48,300 干飞北半球的少年吗 740 00:33:48,733 --> 00:33:50,600 哎又是这帮人 741 00:33:50,666 --> 00:33:52,666 我告诉过你要换造型的 742 00:33:52,933 --> 00:33:53,966 干嘛要换 743 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,133 我又没干坏事 744 00:33:55,133 --> 00:33:56,600 快快去采访他 745 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,900 你好我想问一下你打败那么多英雄 746 00:33:58,900 --> 00:33:59,666 现在是什么心情 747 00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:00,933 你感觉花甲超人怎么样 748 00:34:00,933 --> 00:34:03,166 大神级英雄作战会不会有压力啊 749 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:04,866 你现在全球粉丝超10亿 750 00:34:04,866 --> 00:34:06,600 你有什么想对他们说的吗 751 00:34:06,966 --> 00:34:08,533 粉丝还有你叫什么 752 00:34:08,533 --> 00:34:09,400 你是哪里人 753 00:34:10,266 --> 00:34:11,133 我叫颜森 754 00:34:11,133 --> 00:34:12,200 来自玄州大陆 755 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:12,800 也叫天境 756 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,800 你的超能力是增强身体素质的吗 757 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:15,800 怎么会那么强 758 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,400 这不叫超能力 759 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:18,700 这叫仙法 760 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,533 仙法是什么东西 761 00:34:20,566 --> 00:34:21,966 仙法就是 762 00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:26,133 我第一次见到那么有耐心的人 763 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,300 嗯我也是 764 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:29,900 脾气还超好 765 00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:36,400 喂啊啊这这是啊 766 00:34:38,166 --> 00:34:39,900 他要逃出这战队 767 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:43,500 彩虹战队 768 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:44,566 彩虹战队 769 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,800 什么战斗队 770 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,866 世界顶级 771 00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:49,500 五位大神英雄 772 00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:51,300 我我没有眼瞎吧 773 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:51,966 冲哥 774 00:34:51,966 --> 00:34:54,800 我要成为第一个采访顶级英雄的人 775 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,100 开始小红 776 00:34:57,333 --> 00:34:59,566 小黑小蓝 777 00:34:59,866 --> 00:35:03,766 小芬小黄我们是彩虹战队 778 00:35:07,066 --> 00:35:08,900 彩虹战队还是和以前一样 779 00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:10,266 很是特别呀 780 00:35:10,533 --> 00:35:11,700 虽然时代变了 781 00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:13,066 但是规矩不能变 782 00:35:13,666 --> 00:35:14,766 彩虹战队这次出现 783 00:35:14,766 --> 00:35:16,766 是为了超能力学院毕业考试吗 784 00:35:16,966 --> 00:35:19,533 是的我们就是这次的主考官 785 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,700 天呐居然是真的 786 00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:23,366 真是你们来当主考官 787 00:35:24,266 --> 00:35:26,266 你们这次圈养的怪兽到底有多强 788 00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:28,166 学生们能撑过十秒吗 789 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:30,000 这都疯了吗 790 00:35:30,066 --> 00:35:32,300 你们这世界的人到底怎么回事 791 00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:33,866 一个个奇奇怪怪的 792 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:37,100 你刚来我们世界当然不懂 793 00:35:37,266 --> 00:35:38,400 很多年前 794 00:35:38,666 --> 00:35:39,966 不光彩虹战队 795 00:35:39,966 --> 00:35:40,766 还有蓝姐姐 796 00:35:40,766 --> 00:35:42,600 花甲超人等等各类英雄 797 00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:44,766 他们都曾经是这个世界的主角 798 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,800 是他们用自己的信念 799 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:49,333 还有不服输的精神守护了这个世界 800 00:35:49,366 --> 00:35:51,066 每当地球陷入危机 801 00:35:51,133 --> 00:35:52,800 都是他们走的最前线 802 00:35:53,466 --> 00:35:54,966 他们打败了怪兽王 803 00:35:55,066 --> 00:35:56,466 最终世界和平 804 00:35:56,566 --> 00:35:58,200 虽然世界和平了 805 00:35:58,266 --> 00:36:00,166 但是还是有些弊端 806 00:36:00,766 --> 00:36:02,333 很多英雄没事干 807 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,700 有的利用自己的超能力在城市工作 808 00:36:05,766 --> 00:36:09,566 还有的把剩余的小怪兽当宠物养 809 00:36:09,866 --> 00:36:13,400 甚至在私底下比动花甲超人 810 00:36:13,533 --> 00:36:15,700 听说你很强不 811 00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:17,466 强一点都不强 812 00:36:17,466 --> 00:36:19,600 就是比你们强一丢丢 813 00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:23,333 英雄都不服输的这种场面很常见 814 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,333 久而久之 815 00:36:24,333 --> 00:36:26,066 我们这个世界就变成了崇拜 816 00:36:26,066 --> 00:36:27,133 英雄的世界 817 00:36:27,133 --> 00:36:29,333 没想到这次是他们做考官 818 00:36:29,333 --> 00:36:31,366 这辈子毕业无望了呀 819 00:36:31,966 --> 00:36:32,700 你们说的考 820 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:35,000 试是类似于我们的宗门考核吗 821 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,133 大致是这样吧 822 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,800 只有通过考核才能毕业成为英雄 823 00:36:38,866 --> 00:36:40,133 据超人联盟规定 824 00:36:40,133 --> 00:36:42,200 学生得超过10级以上的超能力 825 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,100 才能接受职业英雄的毕业考核 826 00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:45,266 考核内容就是 827 00:36:45,266 --> 00:36:47,466 职业英雄们放出自己的怪兽宠物 828 00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:48,866 如果我们打败那只怪兽 829 00:36:48,966 --> 00:36:50,200 就算毕业成功了 830 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,300 其实我的超能力早就过了世纪 831 00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:54,400 释放的能量至少是半神级 832 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,466 但是他们至今不让我顺利毕业 833 00:36:56,733 --> 00:36:58,133 这不太符合人情 834 00:36:58,266 --> 00:37:00,000 你明明能力已经达到了 835 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,166 还不是他们在抢招生率 836 00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:02,766 你能想象 837 00:37:02,766 --> 00:37:04,966 这些英雄已经都到什么程度了吗 838 00:37:04,966 --> 00:37:06,400 连学生都抢 839 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,466 哎我今年学生比你多 840 00:37:08,466 --> 00:37:10,466 但我的学生比你强 841 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,666 无关紧要 842 00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:12,733 这都是小事 843 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,166 改天教你一招 844 00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:15,533 绝对能通过考试 845 00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:16,933 你说的是真的吗啊 846 00:37:16,966 --> 00:37:18,800 当然先无戏言 847 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,666 队长你看前面那个人 848 00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:22,166 最近新闻很火的那个 849 00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:23,800 秒杀了不少超级英雄 850 00:37:24,266 --> 00:37:25,500 新闻不可信 851 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:28,000 他们炒作英雄也不是一次两次了 852 00:37:28,133 --> 00:37:28,566 现在 853 00:37:28,566 --> 00:37:30,733 他在超人世界里的战斗实力就是个谜 854 00:37:30,766 --> 00:37:31,933 眼小黄 855 00:37:31,966 --> 00:37:35,366 看看他的战斗力好超能战斗系统开启 856 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,400 身高152体重88.2斤 857 00:37:39,566 --> 00:37:40,733 不强超能力足 858 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,000 体质无限斗力 859 00:37:43,366 --> 00:37:45,200 没有任何超能力 860 00:37:45,366 --> 00:37:47,200 他人还在空中飘着呢 861 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,766 你是不是出问题了 862 00:37:48,966 --> 00:37:50,800 感应系统不会出问题 863 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,533 他的确没有超能力 864 00:37:52,533 --> 00:37:53,533 不可能 865 00:37:53,533 --> 00:37:56,133 就是靠装备也得需要超能力维持 866 00:37:56,133 --> 00:37:58,900 要么就是电池飞行器果然是炒作 867 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,000 我们有正事要做 868 00:38:02,066 --> 00:38:04,466 哼哼算他走运 869 00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:07,366 你刚才要教我们一招 870 00:38:07,566 --> 00:38:10,566 是的好啊我们先进学校吧呃 871 00:38:14,533 --> 00:38:16,200 这下可有好戏看了 872 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,266 哦你说他们会不会打起来啊 873 00:38:20,466 --> 00:38:22,600 那些强者肯定互不相让 874 00:38:22,966 --> 00:38:25,166 难道又要打起来了吗 875 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:28,666 请我们走 876 00:38:28,766 --> 00:38:30,766 没打起来就算礼让了 877 00:38:30,766 --> 00:38:32,500 但是按照彩虹超人的性格 878 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,100 不该嘲讽一波吗 879 00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:36,166 我还以为你们要打起来呢 880 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,200 那个领头的小胡子很强 881 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,866 这是我来到这个世界 882 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:45,666 遇到最强的一个人 883 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,800 队长这是怎么了一直不说话 884 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,700 难道是因为刚才那个人别回头 885 00:38:56,966 --> 00:38:58,600 会死的 886 00:39:00,533 --> 00:39:02,700 啊队长你什么意思啊 887 00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:04,566 你是说刚才那个少年 888 00:39:05,166 --> 00:39:06,800 是的他很强 889 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,100 我不是他的对手 890 00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:10,866 什么老大你没开玩笑吧 891 00:39:10,866 --> 00:39:12,366 你可是世界第二 892 00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:15,466 而且他没有任何超能力啊 893 00:39:15,466 --> 00:39:17,200 我的战斗本能告诉我 894 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,666 那人非常危险 895 00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:21,766 是用超能力和数字无法形容的强大 896 00:39:21,766 --> 00:39:24,466 我不信我的系统从来没有算错过 897 00:39:24,533 --> 00:39:25,866 我重测一遍 898 00:39:29,766 --> 00:39:31,733 还是算了吧下次再测 899 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,166 快走快走 900 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:39,066 你们这个世界怨气太重 901 00:39:39,466 --> 00:39:41,200 还是先学基本礼仪吧 902 00:39:50,766 --> 00:39:53,100 严老师你睡醒了吗 903 00:39:54,066 --> 00:39:55,300 仙人不用睡 904 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,766 905 00:39:57,933 --> 00:39:59,366 你拿到了超人纸罩 906 00:39:59,566 --> 00:40:01,566 成功的把兰姐姐挤了下去 907 00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:04,533 成为大神级第七位超级英雄 908 00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:06,200 909 00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:08,666 你名声臭了 910 00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:14,900 没事让他们说好了我不介意 911 00:40:15,666 --> 00:40:18,200 黑袍超人好奇怪的名字 912 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,533 你可是这个世界上 913 00:40:19,533 --> 00:40:21,066 唯一一个没有打败怪兽王 914 00:40:21,066 --> 00:40:21,966 拯救世界 915 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,133 还成了大神击前石的英雄 916 00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:26,200 我也和同学说了 917 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,733 那些新闻都是假的 918 00:40:27,866 --> 00:40:29,500 也能帮你搞定那些记者 919 00:40:29,666 --> 00:40:31,933 只要你重建宗门也能快点 920 00:40:31,966 --> 00:40:33,766 修仙之人不必操之过急 921 00:40:33,766 --> 00:40:34,600 对于宗门 922 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,700 我已经做好重建几千年的打算 923 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,733 听说班里来了一个特屌的老师 924 00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:45,933 听班长说他的超能力可以学 925 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,733 我在这鬼学校读了十年了 926 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,266 至今还无法毕业 927 00:40:50,666 --> 00:40:53,133 希望新来的老师能够给我点惊喜 928 00:40:53,133 --> 00:40:54,333 凭你那点超能力 929 00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:56,100 再厉害的老师你也没法毕业 930 00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:58,066 这次可是大神级导师的考核 931 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,133 再见你活腻歪了啊 932 00:41:01,133 --> 00:41:02,600 你们少吵两句吧 933 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,333 反正这辈子毕业无望 934 00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:06,666 谁来都一样 935 00:41:06,666 --> 00:41:08,200 长得帅就行 936 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,133 上课了 937 00:41:14,266 --> 00:41:16,566 上课了这新老师 938 00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:17,700 是我们学校 939 00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:19,866 是我最大神级前十的导师吧 940 00:41:20,366 --> 00:41:21,333 我叫严孙 941 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:22,900 从今天起 942 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,733 我就是你们的宗主 943 00:41:25,266 --> 00:41:26,966 希望大家放下浮躁的心 944 00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:28,933 成为一名真正的先人 945 00:41:29,133 --> 00:41:31,166 作为天神宗的首批弟子 946 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,466 先从最基本的学起 947 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:36,500 礼貌礼仪 948 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:38,266 还有熟读门宗门规 949 00:41:38,866 --> 00:41:42,766 36,000条的门规我已经抄了200多遍 950 00:41:42,866 --> 00:41:45,300 还说什么要锻炼我们的心性 951 00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:47,000 自从他来了 952 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,700 这里的一切都变了 953 00:41:49,066 --> 00:41:51,600 我们的教室变了 954 00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:54,200 还有我们的校服 955 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,666 锻炼星星什么的我都忍了 956 00:41:57,700 --> 00:42:00,466 可上课的时候他讲的都是些什么 957 00:42:00,933 --> 00:42:02,700 在我们受到的教育之中 958 00:42:02,733 --> 00:42:04,166 这个世界是圆的 959 00:42:04,166 --> 00:42:07,300 其实这个世界应该是平的 960 00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:09,333 而且他还分两层 961 00:42:09,733 --> 00:42:11,333 一层住着凡人 962 00:42:11,366 --> 00:42:12,800 一层住着仙人 963 00:42:13,133 --> 00:42:16,200 所谓凡人修仙一共有四个阶段 964 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,100 一是练气 965 00:42:18,333 --> 00:42:19,800 二是练气化神 966 00:42:20,266 --> 00:42:21,766 三是练气还虚 967 00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:23,500 四是练虚合道 968 00:42:23,700 --> 00:42:25,933 接着就是助鸡成仙 969 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,300 铸基为天仙 970 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:30,166 金丹为金仙 971 00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:31,600 元英为虚仙 972 00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:33,366 化身为玄仙 973 00:42:35,766 --> 00:42:38,300 玄仙之上就不叫仙人 974 00:42:38,666 --> 00:42:39,766 叫尊者 975 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:44,200 哦哦哦他在说什么我一句也没听懂 976 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,366 老师仙人是什么 977 00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:48,733 仙人既能上天入地 978 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,266 也能毁天灭地 979 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:51,733 只要能成仙 980 00:42:52,066 --> 00:42:53,366 就能长生不老 981 00:42:55,733 --> 00:42:58,200 大家修仙是为了什么 982 00:42:58,733 --> 00:43:01,166 为了毕业成为史上最强英雄 983 00:43:01,166 --> 00:43:02,466 错哎呀 984 00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:04,666 修仙不是为了让你们 985 00:43:04,666 --> 00:43:05,800 争强斗狠 986 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,766 而是为了追求大道 987 00:43:08,066 --> 00:43:11,466 追求永生与不死的大道 988 00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:15,400 老师既然成仙就能永生与天同岁 989 00:43:15,533 --> 00:43:17,533 为什么还要继续修下去 990 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,966 我问你天要是没了呢 991 00:43:22,966 --> 00:43:25,400 你一句没听懂我的毕业 992 00:43:25,566 --> 00:43:28,900 我忍虽然尊者能够造天造灵器 993 00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:30,266 但也会死的 994 00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:34,133 就比如我当年一巴掌拍死五个我忍 995 00:43:36,133 --> 00:43:38,533 只有成为仙中帝王 996 00:43:38,533 --> 00:43:40,733 那才是真正的不死不灭 997 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:42,566 我忍不住了 998 00:43:42,933 --> 00:43:44,800 你一开始就在这逼逼个不停 999 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,200 没交一点有用的 1000 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,166 作为老师 1001 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:49,066 你应该教我们如何运用超能力 1002 00:43:49,066 --> 00:43:51,533 而不是在这吹牛什么修仙 1003 00:43:51,533 --> 00:43:52,533 我不学了 1004 00:43:52,966 --> 00:43:54,666 子浩终于忍不住了呀 1005 00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:57,566 坚持了一星期已经很不错了 1006 00:43:57,666 --> 00:43:59,400 老师好歹也是世界第七 1007 00:43:59,566 --> 00:44:01,966 他这种态度老师应该生气了吧 1008 00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:06,000 好了我们继续上课 1009 00:44:06,533 --> 00:44:08,300 竟然没生气 1010 00:44:09,966 --> 00:44:12,600 呵呵就子浩那种毅力还想毕业 1011 00:44:13,366 --> 00:44:15,466 蓝斌你和子浩实力相当 1012 00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:17,166 但是毅力却比他好些 1013 00:44:17,733 --> 00:44:21,300 厉害我想回家 1014 00:44:25,866 --> 00:44:26,966 你不要怪子豪 1015 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,766 他只是太想毕业了 1016 00:44:29,266 --> 00:44:30,400 我没有怪他 1017 00:44:31,133 --> 00:44:32,466 修仙要看仙缘 1018 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:33,733 强求不来 1019 00:44:34,666 --> 00:44:36,100 难怪你这么随意 1020 00:44:36,466 --> 00:44:39,000 对了之前你说要教我一招 1021 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,733 这能通过考试吗 1022 00:44:41,866 --> 00:44:44,566 这是普通舞者就能释放的仙家功法 1023 00:44:44,566 --> 00:44:47,100 给你应付考试再适合不过了 1024 00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:49,000 那你快教我吧 1025 00:44:50,466 --> 00:44:52,266 你得先感受得到灵气 1026 00:44:52,366 --> 00:44:55,133 混蛋我才不信他有多厉害呢 1027 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,733 假的都是假的 1028 00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,600 班长竟然忽悠我 1029 00:45:00,533 --> 00:45:01,333 哎 1030 00:45:01,966 --> 00:45:02,966 那是谁 1031 00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:06,466 竟然是班长和新老师 1032 00:45:07,733 --> 00:45:09,100 他们在干什么呀 1033 00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:11,700 我感受到了老师 1034 00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:13,066 我感受到灵气了 1035 00:45:13,733 --> 00:45:14,533 啊 1036 00:45:15,166 --> 00:45:17,133 好厉害在发光 1037 00:45:17,166 --> 00:45:18,200 太神奇了 1038 00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:21,266 老师灵气属于空气的一种吗 1039 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:26,000 在天界很多仙人也认为这是空气 1040 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,466 其实他们是生命 1041 00:45:29,733 --> 00:45:32,300 嗯他们怎么一动不动 1042 00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:33,933 我感受到了灵气 1043 00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:35,133 然后呢 1044 00:45:35,966 --> 00:45:37,933 看我世间万物 1045 00:45:37,933 --> 00:45:39,266 有阴有阳 1046 00:45:39,266 --> 00:45:42,600 用气海去感受灵气中阴阳变化 1047 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,766 结合在一起成为新的生命 1048 00:45:47,966 --> 00:45:50,100 我去这鸭子是什么玩意 1049 00:45:50,666 --> 00:45:53,533 这就是灵气化为生命的样子 1050 00:45:53,766 --> 00:45:55,700 这这是什么超能力 1051 00:45:55,733 --> 00:45:57,266 没见过荣 1052 00:45:57,933 --> 00:46:01,300 老师你要干嘛放烟花 1053 00:46:07,366 --> 00:46:09,566 什么东西飞出去了抱 1054 00:46:13,733 --> 00:46:16,266 啊啊 1055 00:46:16,566 --> 00:46:17,933 我的妈呀 1056 00:46:18,666 --> 00:46:19,466 老师 1057 00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:23,733 啊这不是正常人该干的事啊 1058 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,200 啊妈呀地震 1059 00:46:26,766 --> 00:46:27,933 发生什么事了 1060 00:46:27,933 --> 00:46:28,933 大家快看窗外 1061 00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:35,800 那那是河道吗我想回家 1062 00:46:36,700 --> 00:46:39,000 老师你是魔鬼吗 1063 00:46:39,133 --> 00:46:40,300 气海有多大 1064 00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:41,300 威力就有多大 1065 00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:44,000 这只是为师的一丝丝气寒 1066 00:46:44,266 --> 00:46:45,200 哎呀老师 1067 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,466 让我冷静冷静 1068 00:46:49,166 --> 00:46:50,400 这招的要点 1069 00:46:50,566 --> 00:46:54,166 就是借助外部灵气来爆发巨大能量 1070 00:46:54,533 --> 00:46:56,300 只要能感受到灵气 1071 00:46:56,566 --> 00:46:58,166 掌握阴阳变化 1072 00:46:58,300 --> 00:46:59,466 就能释放 1073 00:47:00,100 --> 00:47:01,400 我不是很明白 1074 00:47:01,700 --> 00:47:02,500 no 1075 00:47:02,766 --> 00:47:04,766 chip 拿去慢慢看 1076 00:47:05,166 --> 00:47:06,333 陷害化龙角 1077 00:47:07,066 --> 00:47:08,533 仙家顶级秘法 1078 00:47:08,533 --> 00:47:10,133 不厚体力不厚灵力 1079 00:47:10,333 --> 00:47:11,400 这张赖皮的招式 1080 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,066 不会是老师写出来的吧 1081 00:47:18,066 --> 00:47:19,733 这是我六岁的时候写的 1082 00:47:20,066 --> 00:47:22,300 那时候还没法练气 1083 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,600 就被迫写下了这赖皮的功法 1084 00:47:26,533 --> 00:47:29,066 我终于知道您是为什么不让你斗狠了 1085 00:47:29,066 --> 00:47:30,600 是怕你打死人吧 1086 00:47:39,933 --> 00:47:41,500 呃子浩你怎么了 1087 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:42,733 怎么跪在这里 1088 00:47:43,666 --> 00:47:45,900 你昨天不是说你不学了吗 1089 00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:47,600 怪你们鸟事 1090 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,400 不想变烧鸡就走后门 1091 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:50,533 快走快走 1092 00:47:51,166 --> 00:47:52,933 快走快走还不走 1093 00:47:52,933 --> 00:47:55,900 你们是真的想变烧啊 1094 00:47:56,166 --> 00:47:58,166 老师阮子浩 1095 00:47:58,400 --> 00:47:59,733 你跪在这里干什么 1096 00:48:02,066 --> 00:48:03,533 呃这个 1097 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,566 起来吧快去上课 1098 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,333 老师真是个好人 1099 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:11,000 老师请 1100 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,566 如此可教育 1101 00:48:15,266 --> 00:48:16,733 他今天怎么那么听话 1102 00:48:16,766 --> 00:48:18,266 看到我们修炼了吗 1103 00:48:18,700 --> 00:48:20,166 太强大了 1104 00:48:20,166 --> 00:48:23,100 动动手指头就能爆发出那么大的能量 1105 00:48:23,266 --> 00:48:25,133 这事不能让蓝冰知道 1106 00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:26,900 我要比样心比 1107 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,166 猴哥你身上好臭啊闭嘴 1108 00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,166 昨天一气之下把校服丢进了垃圾 1109 00:48:40,266 --> 00:48:44,133 然后又在垃圾场翻了一天一夜哼 1110 00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:48,600 今早耗子在门口跪了一早上 1111 00:48:48,733 --> 00:48:50,100 你有点不对劲啊 1112 00:48:51,100 --> 00:48:51,900 嗯 1113 00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:53,900 上课了上课了 1114 00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:55,700 今天大家不用抄门口 1115 00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:58,266 终于服用写着该死的门规了 1116 00:48:59,900 --> 00:49:00,900 请大家默写 1117 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,000 既然已经熟烂于胸了 1118 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,266 就把36,000条门规倒着默写一遍 1119 00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:13,900 这里是 bb 直播 1120 00:49:13,900 --> 00:49:15,366 今天由我来为大家直播 1121 00:49:15,366 --> 00:49:17,066 超能力学院毕业考核 1122 00:49:18,566 --> 00:49:20,566 怎么又是你啊这叫什么话 1123 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,666 哪里有战斗哪里就有我 1124 00:49:22,766 --> 00:49:25,533 就算是学生们的战斗我也不会错过 1125 00:49:25,566 --> 00:49:26,066 还有 1126 00:49:26,066 --> 00:49:28,766 这个学院已经21年没有学生毕业了 1127 00:49:28,766 --> 00:49:31,666 再这样下去这个学校将会面临破产 1128 00:49:31,666 --> 00:49:34,466 女儿给爸爸争口气啊 1129 00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:35,566 这位解说 1130 00:49:35,566 --> 00:49:37,866 你觉得今年会有学生顺利毕业吗 1131 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000 我觉得不会 1132 00:49:39,133 --> 00:49:41,666 1133 00:49:41,933 --> 00:49:44,700 1134 00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:46,200 能毕业就见鬼了 1135 00:49:47,266 --> 00:49:50,266 嗯我可是亲眼见过他的战斗力的 1136 00:49:50,266 --> 00:49:52,133 居然还有人以为是炒作 1137 00:49:56,933 --> 00:49:59,166 话说怎么彩虹战队还没来 1138 00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:02,300 开始 1139 00:50:05,066 --> 00:50:06,733 来吧早已难耐了 1140 00:50:07,133 --> 00:50:10,200 我是不会手下留情的啊 1141 00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:14,333 超能力子母的火力覆盖 1142 00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:19,700 还你 1143 00:50:21,966 --> 00:50:22,766 什么 1144 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,266 超能力系统 1145 00:50:26,266 --> 00:50:27,800 只要加强攻击 1146 00:50:28,966 --> 00:50:32,066 奶猫威武我们再来啊 1147 00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:33,400 是治疗 1148 00:50:34,133 --> 00:50:36,066 嗯还有枪火 1149 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,733 我的超能力是强化肉体 1150 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,066 核弹都能扛 1151 00:50:43,133 --> 00:50:45,133 有时候超能力足够强大 1152 00:50:45,133 --> 00:50:47,300 是可以无视体系的闪 1153 00:50:47,766 --> 00:50:49,766 找到你了小黄 1154 00:50:49,900 --> 00:50:51,000 在战斗方面 1155 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:55,066 你的体系的确是个麻烦人呢啊 1156 00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:57,266 不打了不打了你赢了 1157 00:50:57,266 --> 00:50:59,300 小黑你又进步了 1158 00:50:59,333 --> 00:51:01,000 你明明比我们强好多 1159 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,966 为啥要做大神级第四呢 1160 00:51:02,966 --> 00:51:04,366 小蓝比我年长 1161 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,966 大神级第三应该他来做 1162 00:51:10,666 --> 00:51:12,066 以前是10秒1 1163 00:51:12,066 --> 00:51:13,300 现在7秒3 1164 00:51:13,300 --> 00:51:15,133 小黑的确进步不少 1165 00:51:15,533 --> 00:51:18,533 开上个月太平洋发生特大荷包 1166 00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:20,400 军方要我们英雄协助调 1167 00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,266 查你有什么发现 1168 00:51:22,266 --> 00:51:25,066 我查了地球所有监控和激光战纪录 1169 00:51:25,066 --> 00:51:26,166 是人为日造的 1170 00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:27,933 到底怎么回事 1171 00:51:28,266 --> 00:51:29,733 我还是发视频吧 1172 00:51:31,933 --> 00:51:33,333 怎么是这个人 1173 00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:34,800 他在干什么 1174 00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:43,900 才艺丝丝实力说的就不是人话 1175 00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:47,166 我还调查过他用的好像不是超能力 1176 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,900 我们现在该怎么办 1177 00:51:50,566 --> 00:51:52,066 把他发给英雄部门 1178 00:51:52,066 --> 00:51:53,700 还有以后别去监控他 1179 00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:54,733 小心被杀 1180 00:51:54,733 --> 00:51:56,766 哎这次毕业考马上就要开始了 1181 00:51:56,766 --> 00:51:58,333 这次放谁的宠物啊 1182 00:51:58,366 --> 00:52:02,200 我的吧他们是不会通过考试的啊 1183 00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:03,733 又是毕业噩梦 1184 00:52:03,733 --> 00:52:05,066 你就不能放点水啊 1185 00:52:05,066 --> 00:52:07,400 我5岁入学20年没毕业 1186 00:52:07,466 --> 00:52:08,766 他们才10年 1187 00:52:08,966 --> 00:52:10,200 你这叫暴富 1188 00:52:11,133 --> 00:52:13,700 好了考试开始了 1189 00:52:14,366 --> 00:52:15,533 是老板 1190 00:52:16,466 --> 00:52:19,566 一年一度的学生毕业考试即将开始 1191 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:20,600 这里将用世界 1192 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,866 20个大型电视台同时转播 1193 00:52:22,866 --> 00:52:25,200 让我们一起见证英雄的诞生 1194 00:52:26,333 --> 00:52:27,333 让我们有请 1195 00:52:27,333 --> 00:52:29,333 今年的毕业生和他们的导师 1196 00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:30,533 超能一班 1197 00:52:31,466 --> 00:52:33,466 加油加油 1198 00:52:36,766 --> 00:52:39,333 这不是最近出了名的炒作英雄吗 1199 00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,966 那你觉得他的学生能通过考试吗 1200 00:52:41,966 --> 00:52:43,266 肯定考不过 1201 00:52:43,333 --> 00:52:45,700 也不看看这次考官是谁 1202 00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:51,733 快看那边出现了大家快来拍照啊 1203 00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:55,333 我还是第一次见到真人版的彩虹战队 1204 00:52:57,666 --> 00:52:58,766 站那么高 1205 00:52:59,366 --> 00:53:01,533 这场面我见了十年了 1206 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,466 今年是团队战 1207 00:53:04,566 --> 00:53:06,400 一班和二班可以组队 1208 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,200 战斗时间限制3分钟 1209 00:53:09,366 --> 00:53:12,400 只要撑过3分钟就算通过考试 1210 00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,766 按照规定只能放半神级的怪兽 1211 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,366 只要撑过3分钟就好了 1212 00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:19,066 这次毕业有望了 1213 00:53:19,133 --> 00:53:22,766 闭嘴要是那么容易我们早就毕业了 1214 00:53:22,766 --> 00:53:24,066 呃呃对哦 1215 00:53:24,666 --> 00:53:26,500 老师我好紧张 1216 00:53:26,533 --> 00:53:29,100 那得功法我现在一次也没有成功过 1217 00:53:29,266 --> 00:53:31,200 修道者不必心急 1218 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:32,600 修道先修心 1219 00:53:32,933 --> 00:53:34,933 不行就等明年 1220 00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,366 可是今年是最关键的 1221 00:53:38,300 --> 00:53:39,666 或许你放下执念 1222 00:53:40,066 --> 00:53:41,500 就会有意想不到的事情 1223 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:46,366 脸好烫 1224 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,500 咦没有刚才那么紧张了 1225 00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:51,800 同学们都说他是魔鬼 1226 00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:53,666 这不挺温柔的吗 1227 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,166 大家作为以后的先人不必心急 1228 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,000 我相信一100年之后 1229 00:54:00,266 --> 00:54:01,866 大家一定能通过考试 1230 00:54:02,300 --> 00:54:04,133 我受不了了 1231 00:54:08,566 --> 00:54:11,200 哎我听说你们班这次考试很强哦 1232 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,366 是啊有没有学到什么有用的东西 1233 00:54:14,300 --> 00:54:17,000 360条门规我一天抄5遍 1234 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:20,066 我能抄十遍什么鬼 1235 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,066 我们组队吧 1236 00:54:23,066 --> 00:54:25,866 我们的超能体系刚好克那个怪兽 1237 00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:28,266 超能战队的怪兽至少上千 1238 00:54:28,266 --> 00:54:29,933 你能猜到这个放什么 1239 00:54:30,566 --> 00:54:31,666 走吧走吧 1240 00:54:31,666 --> 00:54:34,600 他们战术我一直在研究错不了 1241 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,533 加油加油 1242 00:54:43,966 --> 00:54:45,366 好合即将开始 1243 00:54:45,366 --> 00:54:46,933 同学们也组好了团队 1244 00:54:46,933 --> 00:54:51,066 观众朋友们考核即将开始开始 1245 00:54:53,133 --> 00:54:55,133 你说这次是什么怪兽啊 1246 00:54:55,166 --> 00:54:56,100 不知道呢 1247 00:54:56,100 --> 00:54:57,933 希望同学们能撑过5秒 1248 00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,766 1249 00:55:00,900 --> 00:55:03,700 据我所知他们的体系没有任何攻击性 1250 00:55:04,133 --> 00:55:04,500 喂 1251 00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:06,966 你确定彩虹战队放的是那只绿毛龟吗 1252 00:55:06,966 --> 00:55:08,800 放心吧绝对没错 1253 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,366 作为一名绿毛龟 1254 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:13,166 这次可是我扬名立万的机会呀 1255 00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,200 你们好啊 1256 00:55:15,266 --> 00:55:16,066 嘿嘿嘿 1257 00:55:17,133 --> 00:55:17,966 什什么玩意 1258 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,800 啊这这是 1259 00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:23,933 这是物理战斗新噩梦 1260 00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:25,166 爆炸力乌龟 1261 00:55:25,533 --> 00:55:26,333 什么意思 1262 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,466 就是体系压制的绿毛龟 1263 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,933 比如或细超能力很难战胜水系超能力 1264 00:55:32,133 --> 00:55:33,400 绿毛龟的超能力 1265 00:55:33,466 --> 00:55:35,366 是把氧气吸入变成氧化碳 1266 00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:37,333 一碰就会发生大爆炸 1267 00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:39,700 他才利用细胞重组快速复原 1268 00:55:39,766 --> 00:55:41,766 这战斗方式基本无法取胜 1269 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:44,000 就是一碰到他就会爆炸 1270 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,133 居然这么无耻 1271 00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:46,766 我们学校基本上都是战斗性 1272 00:55:46,766 --> 00:55:47,933 这根本无法取胜 1273 00:55:47,933 --> 00:55:51,366 居然是爆炸率老鬼啊啊哦啊 1274 00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:52,300 观众朋友们 1275 00:55:52,300 --> 00:55:54,866 看来这次学生毕业可是相当有难度啊 1276 00:55:54,866 --> 00:55:56,066 上面解说真扯淡 1277 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:57,500 我们赢定了 1278 00:55:58,466 --> 00:56:01,333 你们看我说的没错吧是爆炸绿毛龟 1279 00:56:02,100 --> 00:56:03,666 哈哈靠谱 1280 00:56:04,866 --> 00:56:06,933 嗯超能力 1281 00:56:11,466 --> 00:56:13,600 蒜皮奉回大爆炸 1282 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,866 喂还没开始进是啊 1283 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,566 啊 1284 00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:21,400 啊 1285 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,500 啊啊 1286 00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:36,300 老师 1287 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,666 不是爆炸吗 1288 00:56:53,666 --> 00:56:55,400 这风压是怎么回事 1289 00:56:56,466 --> 00:56:57,266 啊 1290 00:56:57,533 --> 00:56:59,366 我也不知道怎么会这样 1291 00:56:59,366 --> 00:57:02,966 这风压威力太大把爆炸鱼包都吹走了 1292 00:57:06,366 --> 00:57:07,766 啊得救了 1293 00:57:07,933 --> 00:57:09,500 刚才发生什么了 1294 00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:11,200 小鹿这里就你一个缝隙 1295 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:12,733 超能力是不是你干的 1296 00:57:12,733 --> 00:57:15,300 要是我放的风压我早就毕业了啊 1297 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:18,933 也是啊整个体会长就班长和老师 1298 00:57:18,933 --> 00:57:21,666 不被炸飞和吹飞肯定不是班长做的 1299 00:57:21,900 --> 00:57:23,200 那只有他了 1300 00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:29,100 观众朋友们这爆炸已经超过了半神级 1301 00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:31,866 这考题超纲了我可没有超纲 1302 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,566 我的确是半神级 1303 00:57:33,566 --> 00:57:35,533 只是做了一些准备而已 1304 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,100 绿毛龟你说什么大话呢 1305 00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:47,333 我没有在你这里毕业什么 1306 00:57:47,700 --> 00:57:48,700 别耍贫嘴了 1307 00:57:48,700 --> 00:57:50,333 虽然我们能把石头融为一体 1308 00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:52,733 但爆炸打过来也是很痛的放心 1309 00:57:52,766 --> 00:57:54,733 不是由我们俩在给你们治疗吗 1310 00:57:54,933 --> 00:57:57,200 撑过三分钟我们就毕业了 1311 00:57:57,733 --> 00:57:58,600 太聪明了 1312 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,100 防御系加治疗系 1313 00:58:00,100 --> 00:58:02,466 这阵容对付绿毛龟太完美了 1314 00:58:02,666 --> 00:58:05,566 最精彩的来了加油超过加油了 1315 00:58:05,733 --> 00:58:07,766 加油阿尔班的挺厉害的吗 1316 00:58:07,766 --> 00:58:11,733 是怪物学会了哈哈哈早猜到了 1317 00:58:11,733 --> 00:58:13,566 让你们看看我的姓周 1318 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,266 咦好恶心啊 1319 00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,100 等着瞧吧 1320 00:58:24,533 --> 00:58:25,500 这什么玩意 1321 00:58:25,566 --> 00:58:28,366 套娃这是来搞笑的啊 1322 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:29,366 搞什么鬼 1323 00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:30,766 兄弟们上 1324 00:58:36,733 --> 00:58:37,766 小鹿忍住 1325 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:40,066 有我在我们很快就能毕业了 1326 00:58:40,133 --> 00:58:41,266 你们俩坑货 1327 00:58:41,266 --> 00:58:42,733 挨打的又不是你们 1328 00:58:43,166 --> 00:58:46,100 真让我是奶妈嗨嗯 1329 00:58:46,266 --> 00:58:47,666 阿里路呀 1330 00:58:49,866 --> 00:58:50,866 啊 1331 00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:54,866 刚才不是好好的吗 1332 00:58:54,933 --> 00:58:55,866 发生什么了 1333 00:58:56,666 --> 00:58:57,966 看来是输了 1334 00:58:58,933 --> 00:59:02,366 治疗根本没有你们两个坑货啊 1335 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,200 发生了什么 1336 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:07,966 怎么就失败了哎呀 1337 00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:10,333 这破数也太强了吧这能量 1338 00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:13,133 神奇英雄都难顶住啊 1339 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,666 现在不是考核过不过的问题 1340 00:59:15,666 --> 00:59:17,966 而是会不会被打死的问题 1341 00:59:19,500 --> 00:59:20,600 考核失败 1342 00:59:20,733 --> 00:59:21,900 考核失败 1343 00:59:22,066 --> 00:59:23,000 考核失败 1344 00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:26,700 几乎全秒杀 1345 00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:27,866 根本没什么悬念 1346 00:59:27,933 --> 00:59:29,266 这绿魔鬼太强了 1347 00:59:29,266 --> 00:59:31,866 根本不是一个级别的就是啊 1348 00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:34,000 你中午了去吃饭吧 1349 00:59:34,133 --> 00:59:34,966 哎走吧走吧 1350 00:59:34,966 --> 00:59:40,133 吃饭吃饭烟花烟花烟花你倒是出来呀 1351 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:45,466 啊混蛋这招为什么那么难啊 1352 00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:52,500 嗯这要是能放出来就见鬼了 1353 00:59:53,366 --> 00:59:55,133 老师这是我做的午餐 1354 00:59:55,166 --> 00:59:57,133 尝尝吧嗯好 1355 00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,566 看来饮食不一定是为了填饱肚子 1356 01:00:02,666 --> 01:00:03,466 啊 1357 01:00:04,466 --> 01:00:05,266 啊 1358 01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:09,666 有什么事说吧老师你这招太难学了 1359 01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:11,600 我知道你还有简单又厉害的功法 1360 01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:12,566 可以教我们吗 1361 01:00:12,566 --> 01:00:14,133 啊还有功法 1362 01:00:14,133 --> 01:00:17,133 这套不含灵力的功法就这一套啊 1363 01:00:17,300 --> 01:00:19,933 不会吧你可是活了几千年的人 1364 01:00:19,933 --> 01:00:21,900 不会只写了这一套功法吧 1365 01:00:21,900 --> 01:00:25,100 老师你再写一套不用灵力的功法呗 1366 01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:27,100 我的确可以马上写出一套功法 1367 01:00:27,333 --> 01:00:29,100 但我的恩师曾告诫我 1368 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:30,933 不让我再写任何功法 1369 01:00:31,133 --> 01:00:32,266 我不敢违背 1370 01:00:33,166 --> 01:00:35,666 他老人家为什么不让你写功法 1371 01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:37,166 刘老尊者 1372 01:00:37,266 --> 01:00:40,000 这是我刚招的盗船弟子写的 1373 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,400 功法不好 1374 01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:42,500 灵力不好 1375 01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:44,100 体力无限释放 1376 01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:46,200 整个天阶就此一本 1377 01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:49,600 哈哈哈而且我这位弟子才六岁 1378 01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,666 比你们极大宗门的弟子加起来 1379 01:00:51,666 --> 01:00:53,533 还要强大千倍万倍 1380 01:00:53,533 --> 01:00:54,566 老子不稀罕 1381 01:00:54,666 --> 01:00:57,133 我们隔壁宗门收的弟子要么是天才 1382 01:00:57,133 --> 01:00:58,100 鬼才妖孽 1383 01:00:58,100 --> 01:00:59,400 你却收了个变叛 1384 01:00:59,733 --> 01:01:01,366 你就不怕田野出什么事吗 1385 01:01:01,366 --> 01:01:04,200 管他呢强就完事了 1386 01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:07,000 结果我的功法把凡界弄得一团糟 1387 01:01:07,100 --> 01:01:08,533 甚至蔓延到了仙界 1388 01:01:08,733 --> 01:01:11,200 这样的混乱持续了好几百年 1389 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:12,700 千帆两界 1390 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,066 生灵涂炭 1391 01:01:16,133 --> 01:01:19,166 只好我的恩师不让我再写任何功法 1392 01:01:19,933 --> 01:01:20,766 是我 1393 01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:23,766 给仙界带来了不少毁灭性的灾难 1394 01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:27,733 所以你们别想让我再写任何功法了 1395 01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,666 下半场考试现在开始 1396 01:01:31,466 --> 01:01:32,333 欢迎大家回来 1397 01:01:32,333 --> 01:01:33,500 这里是 bb 直播 1398 01:01:33,533 --> 01:01:34,733 为了观众们的安全 1399 01:01:34,733 --> 01:01:36,700 彩虹战队放出了机械眼 1400 01:01:36,700 --> 01:01:39,566 帮助了考场防止爆炸外线 1401 01:01:40,766 --> 01:01:44,266 接下来是校长庆典的四位最强学生 1402 01:01:44,900 --> 01:01:46,866 看来校长要放手一搏了 1403 01:01:46,966 --> 01:01:48,900 那分别是一班的冉子浩 1404 01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:51,300 蓝冰曾小璐吴梦琪 1405 01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:59,600 啊你们就是这个学校的最强代表吗 1406 01:02:04,300 --> 01:02:05,766 哎算了算了 1407 01:02:06,466 --> 01:02:09,600 全部战斗体系怎么能对不立茅圭啊 1408 01:02:09,933 --> 01:02:12,600 讨厌算了算了哎没戏了 1409 01:02:13,166 --> 01:02:14,933 跨骑战斗根本不可能赢 1410 01:02:14,933 --> 01:02:16,100 我们投降吧 1411 01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:17,566 大家别放弃 1412 01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:18,700 我想试试 1413 01:02:19,166 --> 01:02:20,600 试啥呀班长 1414 01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:22,900 你不会傻的连体积压制都不清楚吧 1415 01:02:23,066 --> 01:02:24,500 给我一分钟时间 1416 01:02:24,866 --> 01:02:26,666 班长你要放那招 1417 01:02:26,933 --> 01:02:29,066 那招我也没有把握 1418 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:32,300 现在只能拼一拼了好 1419 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,766 那我们就拼死给班长一分钟时间 1420 01:02:34,966 --> 01:02:37,900 搓核弹真的假的呀 1421 01:02:37,900 --> 01:02:39,666 这不会吧真的假的 1422 01:02:39,700 --> 01:02:40,500 真的会保护 1423 01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:43,266 不会吧嘿嘿嘿 1424 01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,866 小弟们给我上啊 1425 01:02:48,333 --> 01:02:49,566 小鹿起风 1426 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,333 哎啊 1427 01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:07,133 啊他们竟然用火化解放罩 1428 01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:08,766 封心城防火墙 1429 01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:11,600 只要他们扛过三分钟就能通过考试 1430 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:14,966 成为20多年来第一批毕业的学生 1431 01:03:28,066 --> 01:03:28,866 哎 1432 01:03:29,366 --> 01:03:30,200 妈呀 1433 01:03:31,166 --> 01:03:36,600 好贱啊让你们看看我的厉害袁子浩 1434 01:03:36,700 --> 01:03:38,133 你的火力变小了 1435 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,000 严谨了来宾 1436 01:03:41,333 --> 01:03:43,533 你站在那里领奖啊 1437 01:03:43,733 --> 01:03:45,000 我也想帮忙啊 1438 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,300 但我一放兵你的火就全灭了 1439 01:03:47,466 --> 01:03:49,866 我的能力是把周围的空气凝结成冰 1440 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,533 这此时竟然成了累赘 1441 01:03:52,733 --> 01:03:55,133 哎作为一名怪兽 1442 01:03:55,266 --> 01:03:58,266 能一招秒的绝不整第二招 1443 01:04:01,766 --> 01:04:05,100 出击们明年再来考吧 1444 01:04:06,666 --> 01:04:08,300 不差别范围大爆炸 1445 01:04:08,333 --> 01:04:09,900 我们顶不住的 1446 01:04:10,933 --> 01:04:12,733 班长还没好吗 1447 01:04:12,733 --> 01:04:15,100 静心静心 1448 01:04:22,966 --> 01:04:25,766 这这就是老师写的功法 1449 01:04:26,666 --> 01:04:28,800 我这算是有修仙的天赋吗 1450 01:04:29,766 --> 01:04:30,400 怎么没见他们 1451 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:31,333 班长出手 1452 01:04:31,466 --> 01:04:34,000 他控雾不是能更好的防止爆炸吗 1453 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,200 就是啊真是天赋异禀 1454 01:04:38,066 --> 01:04:39,400 大家快看他怪兽 1455 01:04:39,533 --> 01:04:41,733 这些伤害比上下还好吧 1456 01:04:41,733 --> 01:04:43,000 学生会受伤的 1457 01:04:43,066 --> 01:04:45,966 出击们先吃播吧 1458 01:04:46,966 --> 01:04:48,066 是你大爷 1459 01:04:48,700 --> 01:04:51,600 不管了超能全开 1460 01:04:52,366 --> 01:04:53,866 班长还在后面呢 1461 01:04:57,466 --> 01:05:00,100 哈哈哈哈哈哈 1462 01:05:01,333 --> 01:05:04,666 放心吧有我在伤不到你们 1463 01:05:07,466 --> 01:05:08,800 学生不会有事吧 1464 01:05:09,366 --> 01:05:11,166 那么重的烟看不到 1465 01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:16,333 在成为理学家谁也读不过考试的 1466 01:05:17,300 --> 01:05:19,333 不知道学生现在怎么样了 1467 01:05:20,300 --> 01:05:22,566 蓝斌你这技能放的及时 1468 01:05:23,333 --> 01:05:25,100 这是我所有的能力了 1469 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:29,000 你们两个坑货 1470 01:05:29,733 --> 01:05:32,400 我不考虑一下班长就在后面吗 1471 01:05:32,533 --> 01:05:33,933 爆炸的时候太恐怖 1472 01:05:34,133 --> 01:05:35,366 把班长给忘了 1473 01:05:35,533 --> 01:05:38,466 刚才那一波班长肯定躲不过去快看 1474 01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:41,100 是班长居然没事 1475 01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:43,933 这不科学呀竟然没事啊 1476 01:05:43,966 --> 01:05:46,733 不过我积攒的能量够你们 1477 01:05:47,900 --> 01:05:49,133 放下执念 1478 01:05:49,366 --> 01:05:50,533 阴阳相融 1479 01:05:50,733 --> 01:05:52,500 什么破烂玩意 1480 01:05:52,900 --> 01:05:54,500 快看他们的班长 1481 01:06:10,966 --> 01:06:11,766 王啊 1482 01:06:13,066 --> 01:06:14,100 是超能力吗 1483 01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:15,733 啊没见过呀 1484 01:06:16,733 --> 01:06:17,800 观众朋友们 1485 01:06:17,900 --> 01:06:19,333 高能一般的不忘区 1486 01:06:19,333 --> 01:06:21,400 好像弄出了什么不得了的东西 1487 01:06:21,533 --> 01:06:24,900 快去把我家谱拿来看看哦好好的 1488 01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:28,800 奇怪家谱中没有记载这种超能力啊 1489 01:06:28,966 --> 01:06:30,500 班长别耍酷了 1490 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:32,000 趁他轻要他命 1491 01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:38,800 吓唬人吗 1492 01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:41,366 就让我看看这到底是什么东西 1493 01:06:41,466 --> 01:06:43,533 有本事你就站在那里别动 1494 01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:45,700 不动就不动 1495 01:06:45,766 --> 01:06:49,000 自个体贴就属你最菜了你还能上天 1496 01:06:49,900 --> 01:06:51,533 我能送你上天 1497 01:06:53,933 --> 01:06:55,366 原来只是放波 1498 01:06:56,266 --> 01:07:00,000 快闪开你个大傻叉啊 1499 01:07:03,133 --> 01:07:04,066 啊 1500 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,266 快上啊 1501 01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:36,400 啊这是一个学生能释放的能力吗 1502 01:07:37,566 --> 01:07:39,133 我从业20年 1503 01:07:39,366 --> 01:07:41,133 一直说不出来话 1504 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:44,266 他他还是个学生呢 1505 01:07:48,566 --> 01:07:49,366 失误了 1506 01:07:49,533 --> 01:07:51,933 原本打算在体育场下方引爆的 1507 01:07:52,300 --> 01:07:55,100 混蛋要不是小猴提醒我闪开 1508 01:07:55,100 --> 01:07:56,866 今天就交代在这里了 1509 01:07:56,866 --> 01:07:59,900 是你感觉自己头铁关我们什么事 1510 01:08:00,900 --> 01:08:02,533 我生气了 1511 01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:04,366 少和他扯皮 1512 01:08:04,466 --> 01:08:06,066 班长再来一发 1513 01:08:06,133 --> 01:08:08,666 没问题反正无限释放 1514 01:08:10,966 --> 01:08:13,066 刚才吴梦琪只打中了绿王妃 1515 01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:14,200 一半的身体 1516 01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:16,600 可现在还有一分半钟啊 1517 01:08:16,733 --> 01:08:18,800 等等他刚才说什么 1518 01:08:19,466 --> 01:08:21,066 不不屑释放 1519 01:08:26,933 --> 01:08:28,800 他在开玩笑吗 1520 01:08:29,066 --> 01:08:30,600 班长快打他脸 1521 01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,200 班长你怎么了不 1522 01:08:34,366 --> 01:08:36,566 不知道哎 1523 01:08:36,566 --> 01:08:37,933 一般班长不对劲啊 1524 01:08:37,933 --> 01:08:39,800 他好像很难受的样子 1525 01:08:40,066 --> 01:08:41,400 他去海受损了 1526 01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:43,866 没事调节个一两年就好了 1527 01:08:44,366 --> 01:08:46,333 呃老师你怎么知道 1528 01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:49,666 因为这是为师所创 1529 01:08:50,666 --> 01:08:52,966 哈哈哈放不了了吧 1530 01:08:53,133 --> 01:08:54,566 什么无懈释放 1531 01:08:54,566 --> 01:08:58,200 吓唬我我这爆炸才是无懈释放 1532 01:08:58,266 --> 01:09:01,000 混蛋方才要是能尊重他 1533 01:09:01,166 --> 01:09:02,466 看他怎么嚣张 1534 01:09:02,933 --> 01:09:05,066 班长你还能释放吗 1535 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,366 我现在心情不稳 1536 01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:09,266 去机灵界得花时间 1537 01:09:09,733 --> 01:09:13,366 我的班长啊等狙击完考试都结束了 1538 01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:16,366 刚才成功化龙后没保持清静 1539 01:09:16,466 --> 01:09:18,100 是我骄傲了我信 1540 01:09:21,666 --> 01:09:24,566 看来这场战斗注定是我赢 1541 01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:28,500 是吗乌龟我劝你还是收回这句话 1542 01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:30,300 小鹿你在说啥 1543 01:09:31,300 --> 01:09:32,366 啊 1544 01:09:38,266 --> 01:09:39,066 什么 1545 01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:42,700 目前考场充满不确定性 1546 01:09:42,900 --> 01:09:45,466 观众们都被震惊的说不出话来 1547 01:09:46,566 --> 01:09:50,733 啊我去你怎么也会这招这不科学 1548 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:52,966 又不是特别难 1549 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:54,200 一看就会 1550 01:09:54,366 --> 01:09:55,500 千里说人话 1551 01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:58,000 我怎么都学不会你看一眼就会 1552 01:09:58,866 --> 01:10:00,533 一个执念太深 1553 01:10:00,666 --> 01:10:02,366 两个心不净 1554 01:10:03,100 --> 01:10:06,466 燕三老师说了修仙之人不可急躁 1555 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,300 既然如此 1556 01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:10,133 我也来搓一发好了 1557 01:10:10,133 --> 01:10:11,100 我也试试 1558 01:10:11,866 --> 01:10:13,600 灵气我去 1559 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,333 你身上怎么会散发灵气 1560 01:10:15,333 --> 01:10:16,666 难道你也会了 1561 01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:18,700 上个月看你鬼鬼祟祟的 1562 01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:20,600 那个功法我早就看过了 1563 01:10:21,266 --> 01:10:22,866 我是不会输给你的 1564 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,566 你还是放下执念吧你们 1565 01:10:25,566 --> 01:10:26,666 我也不会输 1566 01:10:27,466 --> 01:10:30,000 能够在那么短时间学会这套功法 1567 01:10:30,100 --> 01:10:31,366 都属于顶级天才 1568 01:10:31,666 --> 01:10:34,666 没想到我一下子遇到了4个啊 1569 01:10:34,766 --> 01:10:36,066 捡到宝了 1570 01:10:36,666 --> 01:10:38,600 可惜新手就是新 1571 01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:40,500 手敌人是不会给你们 1572 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:42,100 站着放大招的机会的 1573 01:10:42,466 --> 01:10:44,400 我吸我吸 1574 01:10:44,900 --> 01:10:46,266 我吸吸吸 1575 01:10:48,566 --> 01:10:49,666 不能让他们受伤 1576 01:10:49,733 --> 01:10:50,700 未来的先日 1577 01:10:50,733 --> 01:10:52,766 怎么可以因为这种小考试受伤 1578 01:10:52,766 --> 01:10:53,800 观众朋友们 1579 01:10:53,866 --> 01:10:55,966 考核已经进入了白热化 1580 01:10:55,966 --> 01:10:57,866 双方都在聚集能量 1581 01:10:58,900 --> 01:11:00,400 这帮我是个学生 1582 01:11:00,566 --> 01:11:02,533 是你们快还是我快 1583 01:11:04,766 --> 01:11:06,733 啊一班投降了 1584 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,966 一班弃权考试结束 1585 01:11:09,166 --> 01:11:10,100 一班弃权 1586 01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:12,866 考试结束老师你是认真的吗 1587 01:11:13,900 --> 01:11:16,533 明年再来啊这就结束了 1588 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:17,866 这是什么情况啊 1589 01:11:18,100 --> 01:11:19,600 为什么要气血啊 1590 01:11:19,733 --> 01:11:23,066 老师居然投降了我马上要成功了 1591 01:11:23,266 --> 01:11:26,500 算了明年再来等一年也无所谓 1592 01:11:26,533 --> 01:11:28,100 你那么淡然呢 1593 01:11:29,166 --> 01:11:30,566 这招虽然厉害 1594 01:11:30,566 --> 01:11:32,933 但对于我们来说耗时太长了 1595 01:11:32,933 --> 01:11:34,733 老师只是不想让我们受伤 1596 01:11:34,766 --> 01:11:37,366 无差别范围爆炸 1597 01:11:37,966 --> 01:11:41,466 什么一般不是已经投降了吗啊 1598 01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:46,966 啊这是干嘛什么鬼 1599 01:11:49,366 --> 01:11:51,900 啊舒服了 1600 01:11:54,266 --> 01:11:56,133 什么看是老师 1601 01:11:56,166 --> 01:11:58,133 天呐我们居然没事 1602 01:11:58,200 --> 01:11:59,866 是老师保护了我们 1603 01:12:07,866 --> 01:12:09,600 地震了地震了 1604 01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:11,800 这不是普通的地震 1605 01:12:12,333 --> 01:12:14,200 什什么情况 1606 01:12:14,666 --> 01:12:16,500 这到底是什么力量 1607 01:12:17,966 --> 01:12:20,500 我无法呼吸啊 1608 01:12:23,933 --> 01:12:26,600 我我这是被气息压制了啊 1609 01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:35,000 啊啊这是杀气吗老师生气了 1610 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:38,300 为什么不好好守规矩 1611 01:12:39,766 --> 01:12:42,533 收你可以临死 1612 01:12:56,933 --> 01:12:57,966 搞什么呀 1613 01:13:00,533 --> 01:13:03,900 我的五星体系怪兽怪兽 1614 01:13:10,866 --> 01:13:12,300 五星变半星 1615 01:13:12,466 --> 01:13:13,700 真是废了呀 1616 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:17,766 可恶我花了好长时间收复和培养的 1617 01:13:18,166 --> 01:13:19,466 都是这家伙 1618 01:13:19,533 --> 01:13:22,100 黑袍超人这是在挑衅 1619 01:13:22,766 --> 01:13:25,966 我们仙人一向讲究礼尚往来 1620 01:13:26,700 --> 01:13:29,600 你伤我弟子就是死罪 1621 01:13:29,866 --> 01:13:32,066 这里有高治疗系的超能力者 1622 01:13:32,066 --> 01:13:34,300 学生是不可能会出事的 1623 01:13:35,533 --> 01:13:37,933 气海受损可是补不回来的 1624 01:13:38,266 --> 01:13:39,733 你要是不服 1625 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,500 可以下来打个架 1626 01:13:41,933 --> 01:13:43,100 你来就来 1627 01:13:43,100 --> 01:13:44,266 因为我怕你啊 1628 01:13:44,700 --> 01:13:47,666 不好意思他开玩笑的都没听见 1629 01:13:47,900 --> 01:13:52,000 哈哈哈你们干嘛放开我 1630 01:13:52,666 --> 01:13:54,600 我还是第一次见老师生气了 1631 01:13:55,166 --> 01:13:56,300 我明白了 1632 01:13:56,300 --> 01:13:57,566 老师护短 1633 01:13:57,733 --> 01:13:59,000 观众朋友们 1634 01:13:59,066 --> 01:14:01,533 世界排名第一期的黑袍超人 1635 01:14:01,533 --> 01:14:04,166 竟然对彩虹战队发起了挑战 1636 01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:06,266 干什么你这是在隐身 1637 01:14:07,133 --> 01:14:07,933 哇 1638 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,600 彩虹战队加油啊 1639 01:14:26,566 --> 01:14:28,466 没打过怎么知道打不过 1640 01:14:28,533 --> 01:14:30,366 队长让我下去揍他 1641 01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:33,400 闭嘴你下去挨揍还差不多 1642 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:35,700 观众朋友们 1643 01:14:35,700 --> 01:14:38,500 这可是大神级的战斗啊 1644 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,066 彩虹战队 1645 01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:47,933 据数据显示全球直播已经破纪录了 1646 01:14:48,066 --> 01:14:50,933 欢迎大家收看5天机会自信消息 1647 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,400 大神级英雄并漆黑防冲人员村 1648 01:14:53,466 --> 01:14:55,400 正向彩虹支队发起挑战 1649 01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:03,200 彩虹 1650 01:15:03,866 --> 01:15:04,666 队 1651 01:15:14,900 --> 01:15:16,733 完了完蛋了 1652 01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:25,900 队长你们现在该怎么办 1653 01:15:25,900 --> 01:15:28,933 如果我们认怂那名声可就臭了 1654 01:15:29,266 --> 01:15:31,866 挨打了一起上 1655 01:15:47,700 --> 01:15:49,866 没想到彩虹战队竟然一起上 1656 01:15:50,100 --> 01:15:52,766 暴打说黑袍超人的实力好像是炒错了 1657 01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:55,166 哇五个一起上 1658 01:15:55,166 --> 01:15:56,666 老师小心 1659 01:15:57,566 --> 01:15:58,733 你们先上去 1660 01:16:04,566 --> 01:16:05,733 保护奶妈 1661 01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:08,300 做我一个弱弱 1662 01:16:08,333 --> 01:16:10,533 我的身体可是能抗恨呀 1663 01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:27,133 这家伙根本不是人啊 1664 01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:30,466 赵黑你没事吧 1665 01:16:34,466 --> 01:16:36,800 超五英子牡丹 1666 01:16:37,966 --> 01:16:38,766 呀 1667 01:16:39,566 --> 01:16:40,700 看这个 1668 01:16:48,900 --> 01:16:49,933 啊 1669 01:16:52,066 --> 01:16:54,266 啊啊 1670 01:16:57,266 --> 01:17:01,166 可你们觉得能打架就不逼逼 1671 01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:07,066 怎么样战斗开始了吗 1672 01:17:07,066 --> 01:17:08,700 已经结束了 1673 01:17:09,333 --> 01:17:10,133 啊 1674 01:17:12,066 --> 01:17:13,166 不到3秒 1675 01:17:13,166 --> 01:17:15,133 除了队长全被秒杀 1676 01:17:15,333 --> 01:17:17,733 是哪个王八羔子说是炒作的 1677 01:17:19,966 --> 01:17:21,533 红衣服的这位阁下 1678 01:17:22,100 --> 01:17:23,933 你不打算动手吗 1679 01:17:27,166 --> 01:17:30,133 答应了这个人不仅聪明 1680 01:17:30,166 --> 01:17:32,500 而且战斗经验极其丰富 1681 01:17:32,900 --> 01:17:36,500 我和他不是一个等级的对手 1682 01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:39,200 接着这个机会也让我看看 1683 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:41,333 这个世界的最高战斗 1684 01:17:42,100 --> 01:17:43,733 来吧打一架 1685 01:17:44,933 --> 01:17:46,666 哈哈我来 1686 01:17:49,133 --> 01:17:52,533 我打不过你也就不上去送了喂 1687 01:17:52,533 --> 01:17:53,733 你听到了吗 1688 01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:55,133 小红说他打不过 1689 01:17:57,066 --> 01:17:58,466 我也听到了 1690 01:17:59,466 --> 01:18:02,300 小红可是世界最强战力之一 1691 01:18:02,533 --> 01:18:04,400 如果他都打不过的话 1692 01:18:05,666 --> 01:18:07,100 叶老师本来就很强 1693 01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:08,300 就是你们眼瞎 1694 01:18:08,566 --> 01:18:10,066 当时你也眼瞎好吧 1695 01:18:13,366 --> 01:18:16,466 这么说阁下是打算认输了吗 1696 01:18:16,466 --> 01:18:18,533 认输作为英雄 1697 01:18:18,533 --> 01:18:21,566 就算剩最后一口气也不会认输的 1698 01:18:21,566 --> 01:18:23,866 那阁下这是为何 1699 01:18:24,266 --> 01:18:27,400 我听机械演说你用的不是超能力 1700 01:18:27,566 --> 01:18:29,400 好像是叫修仙队 1701 01:18:29,566 --> 01:18:32,766 修仙的你们听过超古代英雄吗 1702 01:18:32,766 --> 01:18:35,733 超古代英雄啊 1703 01:18:36,133 --> 01:18:39,466 听说过你们这个世界先人以上的战略 1704 01:18:41,933 --> 01:18:43,466 细胞活化 1705 01:18:44,900 --> 01:18:47,266 原来你也会治疗吗 1706 01:18:47,466 --> 01:18:48,800 差不多吧 1707 01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:49,900 我们发过誓 1708 01:18:50,166 --> 01:18:53,200 不到万不得已不能释放这个东西 1709 01:18:53,533 --> 01:18:56,166 都给我起来放大招 1710 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,800 队长咱们一起上上队长 1711 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,333 还不能完全控制那玩意 1712 01:19:03,533 --> 01:19:07,300 我让你见识一下世界的最高战力 1713 01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:10,066 你们该不会和前面那几个傻子一样 1714 01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:12,500 变身吧和平 1715 01:19:21,066 --> 01:19:22,900 什么我是真的呀 1716 01:19:34,966 --> 01:19:36,600 哇哇 1717 01:19:37,566 --> 01:19:38,366 哎呀 1718 01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:45,666 观众朋友们 1719 01:19:45,666 --> 01:19:46,966 超古代英雄 1720 01:19:46,966 --> 01:19:49,466 但是世界顶级大神他们见到的 1721 01:19:49,466 --> 01:19:50,800 你们赚翻了 1722 01:19:55,866 --> 01:19:57,166 别老是当心啊 1723 01:19:57,366 --> 01:19:58,600 如此甚好 1724 01:19:58,733 --> 01:19:59,900 我也想看看 1725 01:19:59,900 --> 01:20:02,133 到底哪个世界的先人更厉害 1726 01:20:02,766 --> 01:20:06,400 哼灵气太多是你的消耗 1727 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:10,100 弟子们看清楚 1728 01:20:10,466 --> 01:20:13,466 这就是修仙神通邪正 1729 01:20:19,533 --> 01:20:20,400 邪巨灵阵 1730 01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:23,500 召唤剑仙冥王 1731 01:20:31,100 --> 01:20:33,733 他也会召唤古代英雄吗 1732 01:20:42,666 --> 01:20:43,766 观众朋友们 1733 01:20:43,766 --> 01:20:46,900 黑袍超人好像弄出了不得了的东西 1734 01:20:47,300 --> 01:20:49,666 这就是修仙之后的力量 1735 01:20:49,666 --> 01:20:51,366 颜色老师那么强的吗 1736 01:20:51,500 --> 01:20:53,666 和你们说过你们不信 1737 01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:56,366 上仙有何吩咐 1738 01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:59,366 看到前面那家伙了吗 1739 01:21:01,166 --> 01:21:02,533 上去削他 1740 01:21:03,266 --> 01:21:05,333 啊原来他也会这种技能 1741 01:21:05,866 --> 01:21:07,566 我就知道 1742 01:21:08,566 --> 01:21:12,133 这么多年萧红你可算想起我了 1743 01:21:13,466 --> 01:21:15,533 以前不是没对手吗 1744 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,500 就是他吗 1745 01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:19,266 原来如此 1746 01:21:20,133 --> 01:21:23,200 本王杀人只需一刀 1747 01:21:24,100 --> 01:21:26,933 给我一秒就能斩杀他 1748 01:21:30,133 --> 01:21:31,666 这可不是闹着玩的 1749 01:21:31,666 --> 01:21:33,000 学习阻止他们 1750 01:21:33,500 --> 01:21:34,666 观众朋友们 1751 01:21:34,666 --> 01:21:37,200 我会用生命为你们解说的 1752 01:21:37,733 --> 01:21:38,933 为了安全起见 1753 01:21:38,966 --> 01:21:41,133 请现场观众赶紧撤离 1754 01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:44,466 哎人呢 1755 01:21:45,866 --> 01:21:48,000 还有你说早就跑了 1756 01:21:48,366 --> 01:21:49,733 几分钟之前 1757 01:21:49,766 --> 01:21:52,466 外市市长已经将所有市民 1758 01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:54,900 撤离到了城市后区避难 1759 01:21:56,866 --> 01:21:58,800 怎么会发展成这样 1760 01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:03,100 还没开打场面就很震撼 1761 01:22:04,266 --> 01:22:06,866 在我们世界有个说法 1762 01:22:06,866 --> 01:22:10,333 能放大招的绝不一招招打 1763 01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:12,666 我赞同 1764 01:22:13,866 --> 01:22:18,700 马力全开灵气全释吧啊 1765 01:22:20,466 --> 01:22:21,266 hey 1766 01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:34,533 你也不过如此哈哈哈这大回头有意思 1767 01:22:53,533 --> 01:22:55,333 给我更多的能量 1768 01:22:55,366 --> 01:22:58,100 好知道了都给你 1769 01:23:01,666 --> 01:23:04,133 无需遇见我助你飞行 1770 01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:06,200 陪我造遵命 1771 01:23:15,566 --> 01:23:18,066 哎人呢画面怎么没了 1772 01:23:18,533 --> 01:23:19,933 我们要砍栈道 1773 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:22,200 实在直播呀差评 1774 01:23:22,700 --> 01:23:24,700 机械眼机械眼在哪 1775 01:23:25,100 --> 01:23:27,000 别装死赶紧转播 1776 01:23:27,266 --> 01:23:29,000 知道了别摇了 1777 01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:31,966 为了看个战斗都不要命了 1778 01:23:33,166 --> 01:23:35,266 超能战斗能量跟踪开启 1779 01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:39,800 都干到外太空了 1780 01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:43,100 嗯妈妈我想休息 1781 01:23:45,466 --> 01:23:47,600 太强了要被追上了 1782 01:23:47,666 --> 01:23:52,533 那就不跑了起源签还有刀灵气护起力 1783 01:23:55,600 --> 01:23:57,533 又一个下来了 1784 01:24:10,133 --> 01:24:13,533 那家伙把半个城市扔出大气层了嗯 1785 01:24:17,366 --> 01:24:18,700 小菜一碟 1786 01:24:21,566 --> 01:24:22,600 让你装 1787 01:24:23,933 --> 01:24:25,300 啊 1788 01:24:33,500 --> 01:24:34,566 下去 1789 01:24:41,466 --> 01:24:42,266 菜 1790 01:24:42,966 --> 01:24:46,100 奶妈帮我补气好的 1791 01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:48,466 啊啊 1792 01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:50,400 这是在干嘛 1793 01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:53,333 爆气啊是某种特殊能力吧 1794 01:24:53,366 --> 01:24:55,000 别吵我在翻书 1795 01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:01,166 可控核裂变 1796 01:25:01,900 --> 01:25:03,066 哇 1797 01:25:04,166 --> 01:25:06,100 够了 001号可以了 1798 01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:07,533 还不够 1799 01:25:07,966 --> 01:25:12,733 聚集全球所有核弹头超能可控核裂变 1800 01:25:13,733 --> 01:25:15,100 尝尝这个 1801 01:25:15,733 --> 01:25:17,566 原来是放炮仗 1802 01:25:17,933 --> 01:25:19,300 本王也会 1803 01:25:19,933 --> 01:25:21,533 西海画龙角 1804 01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:24,400 呀 1805 01:25:26,333 --> 01:25:29,666 观众朋友们他们在外太空互相放核弹 1806 01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:31,866 天空都照亮起来了 1807 01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:35,200 再打下去我们会死吗 1808 01:25:37,066 --> 01:25:38,000 不是你的错 1809 01:25:38,700 --> 01:25:41,066 好了这不是还没死吗 1810 01:25:41,366 --> 01:25:42,500 超古代英雄 1811 01:25:42,500 --> 01:25:45,766 001号是彩虹战队超能力集合体 1812 01:25:45,766 --> 01:25:48,800 也就是说他的能量不止一种 1813 01:25:54,333 --> 01:25:58,166 小黑明霸超能闪击我赢盘他了你 1814 01:26:04,666 --> 01:26:08,300 超能机械硬化这种低级功法我也会 1815 01:26:08,600 --> 01:26:11,500 啊啊 1816 01:26:14,500 --> 01:26:16,533 这家伙体力也是无限的吗 1817 01:26:16,533 --> 01:26:17,766 太难缠了 1818 01:26:18,666 --> 01:26:21,200 打了那么久不耗篮的吗 1819 01:26:21,400 --> 01:26:23,733 是小红的能力细胞活化 1820 01:26:23,733 --> 01:26:25,366 给001重当发动机 1821 01:26:25,366 --> 01:26:26,700 但我不知道为什么 1822 01:26:26,700 --> 01:26:29,133 对面那个家伙的体力也没有下降过 1823 01:26:29,133 --> 01:26:31,000 我体内的灵气达到 1824 01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:32,933 你们受援耗尽都用不完 1825 01:26:33,900 --> 01:26:36,766 001我同意融合 1826 01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,566 不行万一你回不来怎么办 1827 01:26:39,733 --> 01:26:41,666 是啊没必要死斗 1828 01:26:41,766 --> 01:26:45,100 既然是战斗那就拼尽全力 1829 01:26:48,100 --> 01:26:49,000 啊 1830 01:26:50,300 --> 01:26:51,100 啊 1831 01:26:52,866 --> 01:26:54,200 这又是什么招式 1832 01:26:54,300 --> 01:26:55,566 我还没查到 1833 01:26:55,900 --> 01:26:58,266 超能可控核聚变 1834 01:26:58,466 --> 01:27:01,666 修仙的该结束了我明白了 1835 01:27:01,666 --> 01:27:04,166 他们融合后能够控制太阳的力量 1836 01:27:04,166 --> 01:27:05,566 产生核聚变 1837 01:27:07,700 --> 01:27:10,066 修仙的来对波 1838 01:27:10,966 --> 01:27:14,066 上仙我们也意思一下好 1839 01:27:14,166 --> 01:27:16,866 灵气都给你切记不要杀人 1840 01:27:16,900 --> 01:27:19,333 明白嗯 1841 01:27:20,133 --> 01:27:21,300 啊 1842 01:27:24,700 --> 01:27:26,766 我路完蛋了啊 1843 01:27:26,900 --> 01:27:28,600 因为去电能量炮 1844 01:27:29,666 --> 01:27:32,466 主机天仙的小小普通一击 1845 01:27:45,300 --> 01:27:47,866 对不起我输了 1846 01:27:49,700 --> 01:27:51,133 对不起少先 1847 01:27:51,466 --> 01:27:55,166 我输了话说你们谁赢了 1848 01:27:55,866 --> 01:27:58,500 算了回去好好休息吧啊 1849 01:28:07,733 --> 01:28:10,166 结束了谁赢了 1850 01:28:10,366 --> 01:28:11,666 大家都没事吧 1851 01:28:12,866 --> 01:28:15,533 你早知道就去地下避难了 1852 01:28:15,700 --> 01:28:17,066 看什么战斗啊 1853 01:28:17,066 --> 01:28:19,533 差点死在这观众朋友们 1854 01:28:19,533 --> 01:28:22,733 两股能量相撞会爆发更强大的冲击 1855 01:28:22,733 --> 01:28:24,800 我们活着就是奇迹 1856 01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:26,733 没有我你们早死了 1857 01:28:27,366 --> 01:28:28,533 太可怕了 1858 01:28:29,466 --> 01:28:31,366 这么大的城市 1859 01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:33,700 就这样没了 1860 01:28:33,700 --> 01:28:35,200 这不是还有一小半吗 1861 01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:37,466 我们学院很远的应该还在 1862 01:28:37,966 --> 01:28:40,266 可我家没了 1863 01:28:40,700 --> 01:28:43,133 我看那边他们好像下来了 1864 01:28:43,966 --> 01:28:46,266 他们到底谁赢了 1865 01:28:47,100 --> 01:28:47,733 机械眼 1866 01:28:47,733 --> 01:28:50,366 快带我去现场看看你主子怎么样了 1867 01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:55,766 你能不能飞快点 1868 01:28:56,766 --> 01:28:58,500 哎哎 1869 01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:00,300 救护车 1870 01:29:02,300 --> 01:29:03,466 彩虹战队 1871 01:29:03,933 --> 01:29:05,766 呃他们怎么了 1872 01:29:06,933 --> 01:29:08,000 快点快点快点 1873 01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:10,966 受到冲击导致奴内压降低 1874 01:29:11,100 --> 01:29:13,166 简而言之就是脑震荡 1875 01:29:13,900 --> 01:29:14,866 脑震荡 1876 01:29:15,933 --> 01:29:18,766 没大碍去 icu 住个两年就好了 1877 01:29:25,333 --> 01:29:26,300 严三老师 1878 01:29:27,733 --> 01:29:28,800 都没事吧 1879 01:29:29,900 --> 01:29:32,733 老师这到底是什么招式啊我也要学 1880 01:29:34,533 --> 01:29:35,766 是某种召唤症 1881 01:29:36,100 --> 01:29:37,100 想学也行 1882 01:29:37,300 --> 01:29:40,866 等签40年后引气入体成为练气再说吧 1883 01:29:41,666 --> 01:29:43,600 40 你呢 1884 01:29:44,466 --> 01:29:45,766 引气入体 1885 01:29:46,666 --> 01:29:47,966 到底谁赢了 1886 01:29:47,966 --> 01:29:50,300 你瞎呀当然是严森老师 1887 01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:53,066 输赢并不重要 1888 01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:54,300 他们也很强 1889 01:29:55,066 --> 01:29:58,066 算是你们世界上最厉害的人了吧 1890 01:29:58,100 --> 01:30:01,700 老师你刚说练气棋需要40年是真的吗 1891 01:30:02,300 --> 01:30:03,933 那得看你们的资质了 1892 01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:06,666 我当年用了三天啊 1893 01:30:07,866 --> 01:30:09,566 经过这场史实般的对决 1894 01:30:10,300 --> 01:30:11,300 全世界的人 1895 01:30:11,300 --> 01:30:13,533 再没人敢质疑银色老师的实力 1896 01:30:13,933 --> 01:30:15,566 他超越了彩虹战队 1897 01:30:15,766 --> 01:30:18,466 成为了世界大神级第一的超级英雄 1898 01:30:19,466 --> 01:30:22,600 1899 01:30:23,066 --> 01:30:26,533 已知世界最高站立黑袍超人延森 1900 01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:28,500 庆幸的是 1901 01:30:28,566 --> 01:30:31,333 这场冲击离地球还有一段距离 1902 01:30:31,533 --> 01:30:33,466 我们的学校得以保存 1903 01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:37,566 其他的就等待建筑系的英雄恢复城市 1904 01:30:39,100 --> 01:30:40,466 上课了上课了 1905 01:30:40,766 --> 01:30:43,400 过两天给你们换新的教室和道符 1906 01:30:46,166 --> 01:30:47,800 大家都怎么了 1907 01:30:52,733 --> 01:30:53,766 请先言三十 1908 01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:55,000 教我们修仙 1909 01:30:55,500 --> 01:30:56,533 都起来吧 1910 01:30:56,733 --> 01:30:58,400 穷门弟子不用下跪 1911 01:31:00,733 --> 01:31:02,266 经过那件事之后 1912 01:31:02,266 --> 01:31:05,166 院长给予了严森在学院的一切权利 1913 01:31:09,866 --> 01:31:10,666 嗯 1914 01:31:11,133 --> 01:31:12,600 那个绳子偏了 1915 01:31:12,700 --> 01:31:14,200 往左边移2毫米 1916 01:31:14,533 --> 01:31:16,800 这样呢再还原一下我看看 1917 01:31:18,166 --> 01:31:19,200 你那么强 1918 01:31:19,200 --> 01:31:22,266 一挥手就解决的事要我们干嘛 1919 01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:25,300 每个世界都有不同的份工 1920 01:31:25,866 --> 01:31:27,700 我不会插手别人的工作 1921 01:31:28,933 --> 01:31:30,966 我都想拿激光电他 1922 01:31:31,533 --> 01:31:33,866 好了你打不过他的 1923 01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:36,333 这样可以了吧 1924 01:31:36,366 --> 01:31:38,966 天字好像也有点偏了 1925 01:31:39,566 --> 01:31:40,933 经过一番修正 1926 01:31:41,133 --> 01:31:43,733 我们学校从华夏区超能学院 1927 01:31:43,933 --> 01:31:46,400 变成了天神宗修仙学府 1928 01:31:46,533 --> 01:31:48,333 在抄了半年的门规之后 1929 01:31:48,400 --> 01:31:51,100 今天终于迎来了我们修仙的下一阶段 1930 01:31:53,900 --> 01:31:56,133 欢迎大家修仙入门 1931 01:31:56,466 --> 01:31:57,600 从今往后 1932 01:31:58,566 --> 01:32:01,733 各位的生活作息都由为师接管 1933 01:32:07,066 --> 01:32:09,200 为了大家一直保持心境 1934 01:32:09,200 --> 01:32:12,333 我决定将我们的教室换个位置 1935 01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:19,666 空间转移 1936 01:32:20,500 --> 01:32:22,600 这是什么地方 1937 01:32:23,766 --> 01:32:25,133 从今天开始 1938 01:32:25,166 --> 01:32:27,766 我们就在这12,000米的地方授课 1939 01:32:28,200 --> 01:32:29,733 希望大家认真学习 1940 01:32:33,700 --> 01:32:36,200 妈妈你再也不用担心我逃课了 1941 01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:38,266 12,000米的高空啊 1942 01:32:38,266 --> 01:32:41,066 我们想偷懒翻墙出去玩都不可能了 1943 01:32:42,166 --> 01:32:45,933 今天开始12小时以内不间断性训练 1944 01:32:46,166 --> 01:32:48,066 246跑30公里 1945 01:32:48,500 --> 01:32:51,200 把自己的体能锻炼到人类的极限 1946 01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:58,200 一三五游3十公里 1947 01:32:58,600 --> 01:33:00,700 就能获得移山倒海的力量 1948 01:33:01,566 --> 01:33:06,133 老师你这普通博士也太狠了吧啊 1949 01:33:09,966 --> 01:33:13,200 对没错就是这样交替蹬腿 1950 01:33:14,166 --> 01:33:16,300 呦呦也太难了 1951 01:33:17,333 --> 01:33:19,100 哈哈休息会吧 1952 01:33:21,133 --> 01:33:23,566 小鹿你身材怎么变那么好 1953 01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:25,766 毕竟我们锻炼了好多天啊 1954 01:33:28,666 --> 01:33:29,300 喂 1955 01:33:29,300 --> 01:33:32,400 你们再不训练颜变态就过来揍我了 1956 01:33:32,933 --> 01:33:33,733 来了 1957 01:33:37,533 --> 01:33:40,300 这堂课告诉大家什么是舞者 1958 01:33:40,333 --> 01:33:41,566 什么是练气 1959 01:33:42,266 --> 01:33:44,766 舞者就是能掌握武功 1960 01:33:44,800 --> 01:33:46,733 剑法等习武方式的人 1961 01:33:46,900 --> 01:33:50,000 凡人习武养生就能活到两百岁 1962 01:33:50,766 --> 01:33:55,000 而练气的必要条件就是到达舞者巅峰 1963 01:33:55,333 --> 01:33:56,966 速度力量 1964 01:33:57,066 --> 01:33:59,166 精神都超越了极限 1965 01:33:59,333 --> 01:34:01,600 才能把灵气纳入自己身体中 1966 01:34:02,866 --> 01:34:04,533 在达到了极限之后 1967 01:34:04,733 --> 01:34:05,533 丹田 1968 01:34:05,566 --> 01:34:09,200 就有足后储量去吸收天地造化的灵气 1969 01:34:09,466 --> 01:34:12,000 这就是所谓的炼器 1970 01:34:13,800 --> 01:34:16,533 就这样时间一天天的过去 1971 01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:22,300 班长把烟给我一下好的 1972 01:34:23,500 --> 01:34:25,066 老师天天给你们做饭 1973 01:34:25,066 --> 01:34:26,533 你们就不知道帮帮忙 1974 01:34:26,966 --> 01:34:28,366 我又不会做菜 1975 01:34:28,400 --> 01:34:29,700 班长快来吃吧 1976 01:34:29,700 --> 01:34:31,100 再不吃就没有了 1977 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,133 真想把这锅汤泼在这俩二货脸上 1978 01:34:36,366 --> 01:34:37,100 你疯了 1979 01:34:37,100 --> 01:34:39,733 老师说修炼期不能吃这些奇怪的食物 1980 01:34:39,733 --> 01:34:42,166 我好久没吃炸鸡汉堡了 1981 01:34:43,466 --> 01:34:46,166 你忘了上次小甲和小乙 1982 01:34:46,266 --> 01:34:49,300 因为乱吃食物被老师罚了一个晚上 1983 01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:52,100 趁老师没注意赶紧吃了 1984 01:34:53,366 --> 01:34:55,700 哎都是劝孩子 1985 01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:06,366 嗯小鹿你在干嘛 1986 01:35:07,066 --> 01:35:07,933 安静 1987 01:35:08,600 --> 01:35:11,733 你也太拼了吃饭也要静心吧 1988 01:35:17,200 --> 01:35:18,500 可算成功了 1989 01:35:18,533 --> 01:35:19,733 恶心的苍蝇 1990 01:35:20,300 --> 01:35:22,900 厉害啊好 1991 01:35:23,066 --> 01:35:25,133 本班第一个舞者巅峰 1992 01:35:25,266 --> 01:35:27,766 哼吃饱了我们继续 1993 01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:31,066 这次我游30公里60公里不许浪费粮食 1994 01:35:31,200 --> 01:35:33,166 在我们严格训练的同时 1995 01:35:33,766 --> 01:35:35,200 世界的某些地方 1996 01:35:35,200 --> 01:35:37,133 正在发生一些微妙的变化 1997 01:35:42,700 --> 01:35:44,666 天天空裂了 1998 01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:52,066 帝国万岁 1999 01:35:59,500 --> 01:36:00,600 地球危机 2000 01:36:00,700 --> 01:36:03,100 请求唤醒大神级第一 2001 01:36:03,933 --> 01:36:05,266 同意唤醒 2002 01:36:11,733 --> 01:36:12,533 呀吼 2003 01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:16,866 击入体的感觉太爽了 2004 01:36:18,066 --> 01:36:22,166 哈哈哈哈你明明比我慢还敢说我菜 2005 01:36:22,400 --> 01:36:24,366 蓝碧你小子给我站住 2006 01:36:26,566 --> 01:36:29,400 这就是天赋英语吗我就了不起啊 2007 01:36:29,866 --> 01:36:31,900 我也想你去入体啊 2008 01:36:31,900 --> 01:36:32,300 小鹿 2009 01:36:32,300 --> 01:36:34,766 是我们班第一个成为练气初期的人 2010 01:36:34,800 --> 01:36:36,466 接着是吴梦琪班长 2011 01:36:36,700 --> 01:36:37,866 最可恶的是 2012 01:36:37,866 --> 01:36:40,700 我居然和这个死兵要同时同分同瞄 2013 01:36:40,700 --> 01:36:42,933 引气简直就是耻辱 2014 01:36:48,766 --> 01:36:52,166 混蛋这气也弥补为什么就那么难学 2015 01:36:54,966 --> 01:36:57,766 老师来张嘴啊 2016 01:36:58,566 --> 01:36:59,400 啊 2017 01:37:00,866 --> 01:37:02,000 嗯嗯 2018 01:37:02,933 --> 01:37:04,566 老师好吃吗 2019 01:37:04,600 --> 01:37:06,100 说吧什么事 2020 01:37:07,766 --> 01:37:12,000 老师那个气影弥布太难学了 2021 01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:14,366 老师还有其他的功法吗 2022 01:37:14,366 --> 01:37:15,500 就你机灵 2023 01:37:15,733 --> 01:37:16,600 拿去吧 2024 01:37:17,466 --> 01:37:20,566 利用蒸汽催动舰体漂浮 2025 01:37:20,733 --> 01:37:21,600 什么意思啊 2026 01:37:21,600 --> 01:37:22,966 这就是御剑术 2027 01:37:23,066 --> 01:37:25,200 有了它你们就可以飞了 2028 01:37:26,333 --> 01:37:27,133 什么 2029 01:37:27,666 --> 01:37:30,666 喂还有这么多好玩的东西 2030 01:37:30,733 --> 01:37:32,466 不行不能着急 2031 01:37:32,600 --> 01:37:34,300 我得先学会气影弥补 2032 01:37:34,500 --> 01:37:37,300 混蛋这功法为什么就这么难学 2033 01:37:37,300 --> 01:37:39,533 我也想学御剑术啊 2034 01:37:39,766 --> 01:37:41,733 就是踩在剑上面飞行 2035 01:37:41,900 --> 01:37:43,300 注意别飞太高 2036 01:37:43,366 --> 01:37:46,000 小心掉下来啊喂 2037 01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:47,333 你们别抢了 2038 01:37:47,700 --> 01:37:49,766 小洛喂你叫我看看 2039 01:37:50,333 --> 01:37:51,800 虽然修炼很辛苦 2040 01:37:51,933 --> 01:37:53,500 但身体里有气候 2041 01:37:53,600 --> 01:37:55,866 就可以使用各种奇怪的功法 2042 01:37:56,266 --> 01:37:57,366 不仅如此 2043 01:37:57,666 --> 01:38:00,000 练气候除了有独自的技能外 2044 01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:01,266 还有组团技能 2045 01:38:03,133 --> 01:38:05,533 每天老师教我们功法的运用时 2046 01:38:05,766 --> 01:38:07,666 还会教我们一些阵法的摆放 2047 01:38:09,766 --> 01:38:12,966 阵法就是根据天地灵气所在位置 2048 01:38:13,100 --> 01:38:14,166 摆出阵旗 2049 01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:15,133 改变他们的浓 2050 01:38:15,133 --> 01:38:16,000 度和顺序 2051 01:38:17,100 --> 01:38:19,300 从而获得呼风唤雨的能力 2052 01:38:20,100 --> 01:38:24,266 放错了你再放错我就抽你 2053 01:38:24,666 --> 01:38:26,300 知知道了 2054 01:38:26,733 --> 01:38:28,500 哈哈哈笑什么笑 2055 01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:29,466 你也一样 2056 01:38:29,866 --> 01:38:31,533 释放阵法的时候 2057 01:38:32,466 --> 01:38:34,200 一定不能摆错阵棋 2058 01:38:34,333 --> 01:38:37,000 阵棋摆错会遭到反事的 2059 01:38:37,166 --> 01:38:39,200 所以大家一定要小心 2060 01:38:42,333 --> 01:38:44,566 不知道多少年才能引擎入地 2061 01:38:48,266 --> 01:38:49,500 这样放老师 2062 01:38:49,500 --> 01:38:51,500 陈可霞晕倒了啊 2063 01:38:51,600 --> 01:38:52,200 怎么回事 2064 01:38:52,200 --> 01:38:53,966 好像是运动过量 2065 01:38:54,166 --> 01:38:55,566 我给大家做的训练 2066 01:38:55,666 --> 01:38:57,133 都是在极限范围之内 2067 01:38:57,600 --> 01:39:00,766 他应该是在空余时间偷偷的锻炼了 2068 01:39:01,466 --> 01:39:03,533 你们继续跑是 2069 01:39:05,333 --> 01:39:06,266 好点了吗 2070 01:39:06,966 --> 01:39:08,266 为什么不按照为师 2071 01:39:08,266 --> 01:39:09,700 制定的修炼方式去练 2072 01:39:10,333 --> 01:39:11,600 自己还偷偷的练 2073 01:39:12,966 --> 01:39:14,800 已经训练两年了 2074 01:39:14,933 --> 01:39:17,600 全班最差的也是舞者中期 2075 01:39:17,700 --> 01:39:19,933 哎而我却还在舞者初期 2076 01:39:20,066 --> 01:39:21,666 我不想落后大家 2077 01:39:22,900 --> 01:39:24,766 那也得适度啊 2078 01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:27,000 上次班里的灵根测试 2079 01:39:27,200 --> 01:39:29,800 我知道老师为了我们不丧失斗志 2080 01:39:29,966 --> 01:39:31,466 就什么也没说 2081 01:39:32,000 --> 01:39:33,800 我知道我灵根很差 2082 01:39:34,266 --> 01:39:37,500 是不是没有天赋的人就不适合修仙 2083 01:39:37,800 --> 01:39:40,866 确实像陈可珊这种灵气残破 2084 01:39:40,933 --> 01:39:42,366 几乎与修仙无缘 2085 01:39:43,700 --> 01:39:47,166 不过这些对我来说都不算事 2086 01:39:49,500 --> 01:39:52,066 放心吧只要是为师的学生 2087 01:39:52,100 --> 01:39:53,400 无论资质多差 2088 01:39:53,566 --> 01:39:55,100 为师都不会放弃 2089 01:39:55,533 --> 01:39:56,766 什么低灵根 2090 01:39:56,866 --> 01:39:59,666 残灵根无灵根为师都能解决 2091 01:39:59,666 --> 01:40:00,900 真的当然 2092 01:40:01,000 --> 01:40:02,333 我无所不能 2093 01:40:03,066 --> 01:40:05,900 但是老师您说过 2094 01:40:06,100 --> 01:40:08,866 修仙之路是要靠自己走出来的 2095 01:40:08,900 --> 01:40:12,133 用别人送来的力量注定不会长远 2096 01:40:13,400 --> 01:40:15,700 你知道为师的师尊吗 2097 01:40:16,366 --> 01:40:17,866 老师的老师 2098 01:40:18,333 --> 01:40:22,133 是的他老人家那时候可是同届无敌 2099 01:40:22,366 --> 01:40:24,100 天界最强的存在 2100 01:40:25,466 --> 01:40:28,333 师尊年少时期可比你们惨多了 2101 01:40:29,300 --> 01:40:31,733 师尊他和你的体质几乎一样 2102 01:40:31,933 --> 01:40:33,800 你至少还有残破的灵根 2103 01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:35,500 他是一点都没有 2104 01:40:35,966 --> 01:40:37,733 尽管师尊受尽嘲讽 2105 01:40:38,000 --> 01:40:39,200 被逐出加盟 2106 01:40:40,333 --> 01:40:43,400 被退会他也并没有放弃修仙 2107 01:40:46,866 --> 01:40:48,133 最后师尊 2108 01:40:48,133 --> 01:40:50,966 他一步一步走到了天界最强的位置 2109 01:40:52,000 --> 01:40:54,766 所以没有天赋就不能修仙 2110 01:40:54,966 --> 01:40:56,533 这一点我是不同意的 2111 01:40:57,666 --> 01:40:58,800 好厉害啊 2112 01:40:59,000 --> 01:41:02,366 严三老师的师尊到底是怎么修炼的呀 2113 01:41:03,766 --> 01:41:05,600 就是找到自己擅长的东西 2114 01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:07,166 然后发挥到极致 2115 01:41:08,133 --> 01:41:10,100 嗯我明白了 2116 01:41:10,100 --> 01:41:11,500 就像技能书一样 2117 01:41:11,666 --> 01:41:13,200 找到属于自己的技能 2118 01:41:13,333 --> 01:41:14,700 然后全填满 2119 01:41:14,700 --> 01:41:16,666 可以这么说吧 2120 01:41:17,333 --> 01:41:18,600 多谢老师开导 2121 01:41:20,566 --> 01:41:22,700 既然师尊他老人家是主角 2122 01:41:23,400 --> 01:41:25,333 那言三老师您呢 2123 01:41:25,933 --> 01:41:28,600 我站在主角之上 2124 01:41:29,866 --> 01:41:30,666 就这样 2125 01:41:30,800 --> 01:41:33,700 言三老师师尊的故事就在班里传开 2126 01:41:33,866 --> 01:41:36,933 也打消了一些天赋不足的学生的顾虑 2127 01:41:43,900 --> 01:41:46,600 啊啊啊 2128 01:41:54,700 --> 01:41:58,000 你1,316次进攻地球 2129 01:41:58,533 --> 01:42:01,066 这次有我们银河之王在 2130 01:42:01,100 --> 01:42:03,700 肯定能踏平这个曾经让我们外星人 2131 01:42:03,700 --> 01:42:06,066 受尽无数屈辱的地球 139303

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