All language subtitles for Welcome.to.Wedding.Hell.S01E03.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.x264-Archie

What are you doing right now?

A drag bunt.

Come on, who goes for a bunt
when you're already at two strikes?

Making a move no one expects
is what pros do.

Hey, just hit the thing
and get a run in already.

You'd get yourself a base hit
if you hold the bat like this.

Hey.

You may have some bad experiences
with drag bunts, but not me.

-Bad experiences?
-You must have failed

to surprise Na-eun with a bunt when
talking about your finances, but not me.

Who says I've failed?

I realized my drag bunt
wasn't going to work out

and changed my strategy.

And also, that has
nothing to do with baseball.

They're the same.

Baseball and life are exactly the same.

We're standing on
our own personal pitcher's mound.

You're in a battle with Na-eun,

and I'm in a battle with myself.

Excuse me, sir. Are you drunk?

I'm drunk on myself.

He's definitely not normal.

Also, when I'm stepping up to bat,
your advice means nothing to me.

All I can do is trust in myself

and focus on my game.

All right, strikeout!

-Today's pitcher just made a strikeout.
-Sir, you whiffed the ball.

Jeez, you don't have to be
so upset about it.

It's not like you were ever
any good at hitting the ball. Get up.

No, I was just stretching
and getting myself ready.

That's gross.

-Get out of the way.
-Gosh.

EPISODE 3
DRAG BUNT

Gosh, I heard you're getting married.

-Congratulations.
-Thank you.

I guess you'll be very busy
once you start planning your wedding.

I'll make sure it doesn't
interfere with my work.

It's okay if it does a bit.

There's no need to be
that loyal to the company.

You're going to look for her
the most whenever she's away.

That's a given, isn't it?
I work here to scold my juniors.

So, what neighborhood
have you decided to live in?

What?

Ma'am, their families only just met
for the first time.

Did I get too ahead of myself?

But planning a wedding out
isn't anything you can't handle.

The main thing is to find a place to live.

So once you're done with it,
you're done with 80 percent of it.

Thankfully, my in-laws
will be helping us to get a place.

We'll be starting with a full lease.

We haven't discussed where yet though.

Hey, if you can go for a full lease,

it'll be better to buy it with
both your savings and a loan.

Plus, since your boyfriend is older,
he must have saved up some money.

-Money?
-Yes.

If only my husband had saved up
some money before we got married,

we'd already have a house by now.

What happened�

My husband used to spend a lot of money
on me before we got married.

So I figured he had some money saved up.

Once we got married,
it turns out he was broke.

He spent all of his paychecks on me.

And I couldn't get mad at him
because he spent them on me.

That's why

I took control of all of his finances
as soon as we got married.

You had no idea at all
before you got married?

I had no idea.

Don't you usually open up about
how much you have saved up

and other financial matters
before you get married?

That's what most people do.

Even I used to discuss with my husband
how much each of us saved,

how much to spend on the wedding,

and how much to spend on our house
before we got married.

You did that too, right?

Sorry?

Yes.

I guess you didn't.

She didn't.

No.

You haven't talked about
money with your boyfriend?

Wait. How can you not talk about money
when you have a wedding to plan?

Well, the thing is, we never talked
about money when we were just dating.

Wait. So you have no idea
his financial status?

I have no idea how much he makes,
let alone how much he's saved up.

Plus�

since we took care of the house easily,
we didn't need to talk about money.

Okay, so you're trying to
prepare for a wedding

without knowing how much he's saved up
or even what your budget is going to be?

I never thought about it,

but since his parents are helping us,
I planned to follow the unspoken rule.

The unspoken rule?

If the man provides the house,
then the woman provides a dowry

and wedding gifts valued at
about 10 percent of the cost of the house.

Then what about the cost of the wedding?

As much as I think I should?

Depending on how it goes?

You're going to wait and see
who pays first every time?

Or are you going to fight each other,
as you decide who will pay?

If that's not how you want to do it,
you better go talk to him right now.

-I should, shouldn't I?
-Of course!

Money is to marriage
what gasoline is to cars.

Just like how you need gasoline
for your car to move,

you need some money to get married.

Stop wasting time
and go talk to him already.

Okay.

Jun-hyeong.

What do I even say to him?

Jun-hyeong, how much money do you have?

No, that's too much.

Did you make a lot of money
at your company?

How much do you make?

That one's way too forward.

What is it?

What?

Weren't you just about to say something?

Come on, what is it? Just tell me.

Well, the thing is�

Money�

Money?

I have a lot of it saved up.

What are you talking about?

I mean,

it's been over eight years
since I've been at this job,

so I managed to save up a lot of money.

Are you bragging?

No, I'm not trying to brag. It's just�

We're going to a showroom, right?

So feel free to pick out
everything you want

since I have a lot of money.

I had no idea
where you were going with that.

I'm going to trust you
and splurge a little bit today.

Na-eun, I guess
we really are getting married.

What?

Things feel so official
now that we're here.

It actually feels like
we're going to get married.

All right, let's talk about our financial
situation a little later on.

For now, let's just focus on browsing.

Na-eun, check that out.

Look at this bed right here.

It's very comfy.

Actually, I had my eye on this one.

Really?

This is so comfortable.

So this is why they say
this is a good brand.

I can make a purchase here, right?

Of course, you can.
I'll help you over on this side.

-All right.
-Wait.

We'll be back
after we browse a little bit more.

Sure. Okay.

What's going on?

Oh gosh, look at this.

-This is incredible.
-This bouquet is totally your style.

It's so lovely. It's so pretty.

You must be the bride.

Pardon?

Do you know the price range
this bouquet falls in?

It really is pretty, isn't it?

We've been in the wedding business
for over ten years now,

so our prices are a bit on the higher end.

So, that would be how much?

I can provide all the details
if you come inside.

Sure, let's go in and hear her out.

The price doesn't matter at all
if that's what you want.

He's right. The bride's choice
is always the best choice.

Sorry, but we just started looking around.

We'll be back soon.

I don't think there's a need
to rush into any decisions.

Let's take our time looking around.

Why? Didn't you like that bouquet?

Even if I liked it,

we should still check out
other shops and compare prices.

Compare prices?

Come on, you should
just go for it if you like it.

You bragged on the way here
about your savings.

That's because

I didn't want you to feel pressured
about paying for everything.

Pressure? I don't feel any at all.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime event.
We shouldn't feel pressured about it.

Really?

Well, I don't really know
your financial situation.

I heard that it's pretty common for people

to open up about their finances
and build a budget together

before they get married.
Should we do that too?

-A budget?
-Yes.

Well, I'm not really into that idea.

Why not?

Well, coming up with a budget means

we'll be putting a limit
on what we can do.

We'll have to worry about the cost
every time we do something.

I feel like it's going to be stressful.

That might be the case,

but having a budget could help us
be really efficient.

Na-eun.

This is our one and only wedding.

I don't want to have any regrets
rather than worrying about efficiency.

That's the same for me too.

I want to do it in the most economical way
without any regrets--

But that means we'll be looking for
something cost-effective.

It doesn't mean we'll be looking for
something that's actually good.

I looked it up online, and they said that

wedding planning businesses
are all basically pretty similar.

So, I think we'll be satisfied
if we pick based on value.

You've got it all wrong.

We can worry about the price later.

You should go with
whatever you want the most.

Please take a look at our pamphlets.

These are some awesome pictures.

Shall we go to the Maldives
for our honeymoon?

I should have asked him
if he could actually afford to

not have any regrets
as soon as he said that.

Is it because a trip
to the Maldives is too expensive?

But I heard there isn't much to do

on the islands once you get there.

Then how about fun-filled Cancun�

or not.

What about Bali? Or Hawaii?

Anywhere is fine. Let's think it over
before making any decisions, okay?

Gosh, so you just ended up
coming back with all these pamphlets?

Jeez, that's a long trip
to collect some papers.

Something just felt off.

All of a sudden,
Na-eun seemed concerned about money.

It felt like I was walking on eggshells,

so I couldn't even bring myself
to suggest anything.

I wonder why she did that all of a sudden.

That's because you're not dating anymore.

You're getting married.

It's not about whose money
is whose anymore.

You're at the stage where you need
to put your money together.

My wife was the same

the moment we started
preparing for our wedding.

If I had known that she would be
so nuts about money,

I would have never married her.

That's a heartbreaking story.

I wish I could turn back time.

Come on, you're living a happy life.
What are you talking about?

No, I don't. I'm not doing well at all.

Can't you tell how much I'm suffering
by how bloated I am?

Because of my wife's nagging,

I became this fat.

-You find this funny?
-No, sir.

Hey, Jun-hyeong. Who's going to be
handling the finances then?

We haven't talked about it yet.
We just started preparing for marriage.

Really?

Hey, Il-han. Get over here!

What's up?

Hey, Jun-hyeong hasn't handed over
control of his finances yet.

Really? Oh, man.

Okay, then you should
listen to us very carefully.

All right, Jun-hyeong.

You need to worry about
just two things from now on.

What could they be?

Trust and love.

No, it's not.

Faith and virtue?

No.

-Are you living in the Joseon dynasty?
-Love and virility!

Please�

So what does he need to worry about?

Listen closely.

The two things are
the control of your finances and�

-your authorization certificates.
-Your authorization certificates.

-Exactly.
-Exactly, right.

Certificates?

Come on, was that it?

How can you say that?

This isn't simply an issue about
who's holding onto the bank books.

Half of the power over your marriage
rests on this matter.

Hey, reading all these pamphlets
won't make any difference.

One way or another, the wedding
is going to happen either way.

Of course, it's best to avoid marriage.

But if you give up control
of your finances, then�

Your entire life will be changed.

Again, not getting married
would prevent everything.

Once you give up all control,
you'll have to fight for a penny.

It can turn a man petty. And then life�

starts to get exhausting.

Look at him. Look at how bloated he is
from all the exhaustion.

Look. Bloated like a blimp.

-Isn't this just fat?
-I'm just bloated.

Really?

-Are you laughing?
-No, wait.

I understand about
having control over your own money.

But what about
the authorization certificates?

I'm starting to get frustrated.

The next target is

the authorization certificates
once you give up control of your finances.

Listen to me. Once you hand over
your authorization certificates,

all of your financial activities
will be revealed.

And then you're basically
in shackles, okay?

Jun-hyeong, mark my words.

You must control your finances and protect
your authorization certificates.

So is this why the government tells us
to protect our authorization certificates?

Is that your idea of a joke?
It's not funny at all.

-It has no meaning either.
-Hey, so are you not going to do so?

Hey, are you really going to take
what they said to heart?

Do you think they were just joking?

They looked like they were ready
to write it down in blood.

What are you talking about?

Hey, listen carefully
if someone's giving you serious advice.

Come on.

If you have authorization certificates,

you have access to your credit card bills
and bank account activities.

Sure.

That means Na-eun can see

how much you spent and where you spent it.

So what? It's not like
I spend my money in weird places.

That's true, but you'll have to
worry when she'll check them.

-What?
-You said it earlier.

How you felt like you were walking
on eggshells at the showroom.

What do you think is going to happen
if you feel that every single day?

-I'll probably get stressed.
-That's right.

Then what's going to happen
if you keep getting stressed?

Then you'll be bloated
and end up like him.

Jeez. So don't get cocky
just because you look handsome.

One day, you'll end up like that
in a blink of an eye.

Gosh�

A budget?

Having a budget could help us
be really efficient.

I don't want to have any regrets
rather than worrying about efficiency.

That's the same for me too.

I want to do it in the most economical way
without any regrets--

We can worry about the price later.

You should go with
whatever you want the most.

We have such different views�

What's going to happen if only one of us
is in control of our finances?

Hey, Na-eun.

Instead of stretching your shoulders out,
I think you should get your thoughts out.

Should I just talk about things
after we get married?

Once we get married,
we'll have to talk about living expenses,

so he'll have to bring it up first.

Yes, that sounds pretty good too.
Doesn't it?

So that means your boyfriend will
spend all of his savings on the wedding,

and you two will start with a clean slate.

-Would writing him a letter be better?
-Hey, that's a good one too.

Letters are good for
when something is hard to bring up.

-You should start the letter like this.
-Like what?

"This letter began in England--"

Jeez, why are you two doing this to me?
Can't you see how serious I am?

Hey, we're just getting frustrated.
That's all.

Just go and duke it out with him
like a grown-up.

What are you talking about
duking it out for?

But it's not like you're asking him
for money or anything.

All you're doing is asking
how much he's saved up, right?

You just want to know his monthly pay
and the budget for your wedding.

Is it that difficult
to ask him such questions?

It would have been better
if we talked about it earlier

when I brought it up.

But since I keep trying to bring it up,
it seems like I'm fixated on money.

When that's not it at all.

Think about it, okay?

Jun-hyeong's telling me
that marriage is a one-time thing

so I should go with whatever I want.

Then I talk about getting the best thing
at the most reasonable price

and how much I've saved.

Don't you think it'd look like
I'm being too calculative?

How is that being calculative?
It's being smart.

Do you think I can do it?

Of course, you can. Now grab your stuff.

Let's go.

Stop frowning.

-Na-eun--
-Jun-hyeong.

You go first.

It's not really a big deal,

but I read online today

that money is the most important issue
when it comes to getting married.

What?

I was just about to say the same thing.

Really?

We're on the same page about everything.

That's really interesting.

I had no idea you were going to
talk about money.

Yes, I was talking to my colleagues,

and we talked about
who should manage the finances.

I figured that was something
that we needed to talk about.

Manage the finances?

You mean who manages
all of our money after we get married?

Yes.

Wait, does he really want to
talk about this right now?

We haven't even talked about
the wedding costs yet.

Na-eun, do you dabble in stocks at all?

-No.
-What about ETFs?

I've heard of them.

What about bonds?

I've heard of them before too.

You don't invest in anything then?

I do. I just do it all with the bank.

I make sure I don't lose any of my money
by putting everything in my savings.

How about you?

I do a lot of investing.

I look for the companies
that have long-term upward trends,

then the interest rates
are higher than the bank.

Suddenly you're looking
a little different.

You sound like a financial expert.

Jeez, it's nothing really.

Well, that's good.

Since you know a lot about that field
of expertise,

you can be in charge
of handling the money in our family.

Instead of that, how about
we each manage our finances separately?

Separately?

We have different ways
of managing our money.

So I think it'll be better for us
to manage our money separately.

I see.

Honestly, apart from this,

we'll still have to spend a certain amount
individually even after we get married.

I thought if only one person manages it,

we might end up having arguments.

Well, that could happen.

We both have been doing well enough
on our own until now.

What do you say we keep it that way?

-Then�
-What is it?

It's nothing.

Let's keep things separate then.
Yes, that sounds good.

I'm in control of my money.

-Great.
-Good job!

Come join us. We're at a BBQ joint
right in front of the office.

We decided to handle our own finances.

-Your finances? All of a sudden?
-What did you guys even talk about?

You went there to talk about money and
ended up losing your right to handle it?

She went to fight
but was completely knocked out instead.

I don't even know.

I'm home.

Hey.

Do you usually walk around
with beer in your bag?

I got one for you too, Mom.

Other girls are worried about losing
weight before they get married.

But I think you're trying
to pack on a beer belly.

I'm just thirsty, that's all.

Something's bugging you, right?

Where's Dad?

If he's not home, that means
he's out drinking. Why waste your breath?

What is it?

Did you fight with Jun-hyeong
or something?

-No.
-Then?

Just�

Now that we've started preparing
for the wedding, things are hard.

I can't even talk about
what I really want.

Forget it. I don't care anymore.

If I keep going,
I'll just end up being the petty one.

Did you say petty?

I don't know what happened,
but being petty

while you're just dating
is basically nothing.

-What?
-Wait until you're married.

You'll feel like you're being petty
if you say anything

but if you stay quiet you feel
as if you're being suffocated.

But do you know what's the most
frustrating thing about that situation?

What's that?

Your dad has no idea
about what is actually going on

even though I feel like I'm dying.

-Why wouldn't Dad know?
-Because I just give up on bringing it up.

You know, sometimes,
you want him to figure it out

and handle things first

before you have to even say anything.

But I realized that if I say nothing,
he has no idea about every single thing.

Of course, you should tell him�

if you want him to know.

Of course! You should say something.

If you keep quiet just because
you feel like you're being so mean,

then he is never going to figure it out.
You'll be the only one suffocated.

You actually did the impossible.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

I knew that Jun-hyeong was going to do it.

Congratulations. Have another one.

What's gotten into you guys?

All we did was have
a reasonable discussion.

Either way, congratulations. Cheers.

No, you shouldn't be the one
to congratulate him.

Why would you congratulate him?

You don't even have a girl.

Seriously? At least set me up with someone
if you're going to tease me.

You can nag at me after paying me

and rag on me
after setting me up on a date.

Don't laugh at me, man. You're the worst.

He's getting married
but he's never set me up on a date.

No. Just don't get married.

It's not even good for you.

You should just live alone.

No, I'm going to get married
and have an ally who'll stick with me.

No. It's not like that at all.

-What?
-An ally? My ass.

You'll just end up feeling like even your
sworn enemy would treat you better.

Why do you keep on saying that?
You're living happily with your life.

No, I'm not. Not at all.

She always talks about money.

I'm sure she has
a sixth sense regarding money.

It gives me chills down my spine, man.

Jeez, that scared me.
She looks exactly like my wife.

I got goosebumps.

If it wasn't for my kids,
I'd be long gone by now.

I know.

Jun-hyeong.

You should really reconsider
getting married.

I heard your future wife also goes on
about money all the time.

No, I didn't mean that.

I meant that she had a better idea
of how to handle money than I did.

That's "potatoes-tomatoes."

-No, it's "tomatoes-tomatoes."
-Are you sure?

-Or is it apples and oranges?
-Come on, please.

Hey, let's all talk
about stocks or something.

The stocks--

No. This is not the time
to be talking about stocks.

How could we talk about stocks
when Jun-hyeong's life is on the line?

This is exactly why you're single.

If Jun-hyeong's future wife
talks about money all the time now,

then she's going to go crazy
after getting married.

-And soon, she will--
-Jeez.

Can we stop now?
It's getting hard to listen to.

Hey, just listen, all right?

You may not like it now,
but just wait until you're married.

I'm sure you'll be talking about it,
saying we were right, after one year.

I'll bet you ten bottles of soju that
you'll do exactly what I said just now.

Not just ten bottles.
Make it twenty bottles.

-Really?
-Yes.

-Sure, it's the same thing anyway.
-You know you regret it.

-Let's have a drink.
-I can't believe you guys!

Hey, Jun-hyeong.

Hey�

I'll leave first.

I'll pick up the bill.

Hey!

Damn it. I'll bring him back.

Is he really leaving?

Hey!

Hey, you can't just leave like that.

Damn, it's insane.

They had a few drinks.
Just chalk all of it up to the alcohol.

I mean, it feels like
I'm going to go insane.

What?

I proposed to Na-eun just a few days ago
and look what I'm doing right now.

What do they even know about her?

How the hell
can they talk about her like that?

Hey, they didn't really mean anything.

-Let it go in one ear and out the other.
-Jeez, it's driving me nuts.

You know they can't say a thing
when they're at home.

That's why they're this way outside.
Just let it go.

And he's bloated from exhaustion?
That's not bloating.

-Did you see how much he ate?
-He really was going to town, that pig.

I actually listened to them
and talked about controlling finances.

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Hey, Jun-hyeong.

What the hell?

I can't believe him�

How can he just run off like that?

Then�

What is it?

It's nothing.

Let's keep things separate then.
Yes, that sounds good.

Hello?

-I want to see you.
-Right now?

Yes. I'm headed over to your place,
so come down in about 20 minutes.

-Jun-hyeong.
-I know it's late,

but even if it's just for a moment,
I'd really like to see you.

No, not that. I'm actually in front of
your place right now too.

My place?

When did you get there?

You should have called me
if you were coming.

I had something I needed to drop off.

Just wait for me inside
for a second, then.

I'll head home right now.

Okay.

Did he have a lot to drink?

-You scared me.
-Na-eun.

Jun-hyeong.

I thought you left already.

Where were you?

I bought some stuff
to help with your hangover.

I figured you probably had a lot to drink.

Are you okay?

What's going on? Did something happen?

Jun-hyeong.

Do you know
who my favorite movie director is?

-A movie director?
-Yoo Ha.

Yoo Ha? What's that supposed to mean?

He's the director
of Marriage is a Crazy Thing.

All right. I have everyone's bags
so we can get out of here now.

I think I'm in the middle
of the dream right now.

-Can I help you?
-You have to pay.

-Nobody paid yet?
-No. It's 180,000 won.

You prick� You should have paid
if you were going to eat like that.

You're trying to dine and dash,
aren't you?

That son of a bitch.

You got caught up
in everything your colleagues said?

It was my idea to be responsible
for our own finances,

but it was just the timing.

No.

I'm going to stop making excuses.
I wasn't thinking things through.

I should have come to a conclusion after
having thorough discussions with you.

I think I made it difficult for you
to hear what I had to say

because I had already decided
before talking to you. I'm sorry.

No, it's totally fine.
There's no need for you to apologize.

I agree that we should each
look after our finances separately.

-What?
-It's just like you said.

We have very different views
on how we handle our finances.

So I'm sure we'll end up arguing
if one of us handles it.

Let's just stick to our original plan,

but let's just make sure
to be transparent.

What do you think?

Great.

Anyway, what made you drop by
so late at night like this?

Oh, right.

I wanted to give you this.

What's this?

A Status Report on Kim Na-eun's Assets?

I've overused my talent and energy.

I wanted to keep things simple,
but I couldn't help myself.

How much is this?

Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands,
ten thousand, hundreds?

You're very rich!

This is something worth bragging about!

Actually, I wasn't trying to
toot my own horn that day.

I actually wanted to ask you
how much you had saved up.

I started stressing over how I could
ask you, and then that's what happened.

I figured it would be a lot easier
to get things done

if we knew how much we've saved

and how much
we should spend for the wedding.

You're right.

We should have talked about this first.

Yes. You were going way too fast.

If you have a minute,
I can do something else really fast.

Gosh, stop it.

No more joking around.

I want you to tell me.

How much have you saved up?

One hundred million won?

Two hundred million won?

Are you being serious?

You're joking, right?

I thought your eyes were going to pop out!

-I'm joking.
-Come on!

I'll organize things
and let you know by next week.

Okay.

Also, Na-eun�

Yes?

We're going to be married soon,

but what will you do if you can't
even bring things like this up?

I just want to be really careful
with how I word things.

I'm here to listen to everything
you want to talk about,

so don't struggle all by yourself,
and just come and talk to me.

It makes me feel worse if you're having
a hard time all by yourself.

Deal?

Deal.

Get over here.

What time is it?

It's 11 p.m. I have to get going.

It's already late,
so you should stay the night.

No, you know my dad
is going to be up waiting for me.

-I really have to go.
-Just stay the night.

No. I really have to go.

Sorry.

Okay. Just give me a second.

I'll go with you.
Let me change really quick.

-Okay.
-All right.

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What the hell?

I was also worried about
how we're going to do in the future.

Forget it.
Let's just learn to be cool with it.

Men mature once they get married.

I'm sure he knows that we can't be
spending so much like we used to.

So I chose to go for the one
where you'll be the focus.

You're putting on a surprise again?
You just proposed to her.

Something feels very off.

Why do you have to
work overtime all of a sudden?

What do you think
I've been up to these days?

The party is over,
and now the battle begins.

Subtitle translation by: David Kwon