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Ho! Hold on, Calvin.

Got your mail.

Brother, I'm glad you got a job.

But nobody cares about
the damn mail anymore.

It's packages.

People want packages.

Ooh, the mail is here!

All right. What do you got
for me today, Randall?

Pennysaver? Grocery store coupons?

Address labels that I did not order

but still very much appreciate?

See, was that so hard?

Bills, bills...

bill... Oh, hold up.

- Ooh, something good?
- No.

It's a summons to report for jury duty.

I got one, too.

Yes! W...

Wouldn't it be fun if we
ended up on the same trial?

Not gonna happen
because I never saw this.

H-Hold on. Calvin, the
system will fall apart

if we don't do our civic duty.

Well, I'm not trying
to be in the system.

Next thing you know, I'm drafted

in some hot-ass foreign country,
hopscotching over land mines.

Okay, Calvin, you can't just ignore
an official government document.

You know, my uncle did that once
and it did not end well for him.

Let me guess.

He couldn't be the Grand Marshal
at the Pumpkin Parade?

Well, yes.

He was devastated.

But, you know, he also
had to pay a $1,500 fine.

That's pretty steep,
but I'll take my chances.

And he spent five days
in the county jail.

Wait.

So either I send someone to jail

or I go to jail?

Well, it looks like,
one way or the other,

I'm gonna be doing time.

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Can you believe that we could
end up on the same trial?

I mean, what are the odds?

Hopefully impossible.

Good morning, everyone.

On behalf of the City of Pasadena,

thank you all for doing your civic duty.

Without you, the system
would fall apart.

Ah, see.

He gets it.

We'll start with asking a few questions

to see if you can be fair and impartial.

- Juror number six?
- Oh, hi.

I'm juror number six,
but you can call me Dave.

No one cares, Dave.

I love jury duty.

I'm a big believer in the
whole judicial system.

It's the foundation of our civilization.

So if you need any jurors

for, I don't know, an upcoming trial,

I'm in the system.

Oh.

Thank you.

I'm fine with juror number six.

Yes.

See, she gets it, too.

Moving on.

Juror number five, would you
have any problems being fair

or impartial?

Oh!

Uh...

Yes.

I have a problem with the
whole judicial system.

It's designed to incarcerate
young brothers and sisters.

Well, for-for the most part.

Anything else that might exclude
you from being on this trial?

Yes.

I am pro crime.

I am pro anti-crime.

I'm pro police, I am
pro defund the police.

And to top it all off, this
annoying guy next to me

is my neighbor, so...

Uh, no, sorry, uh, actually,
we're best friends.

Even worse, right?

So I can understand why you
would need to disqualify me.

Do you validate?

Actually, none of those things
are disqualifying for this case.

Really?

So what would disqualify me?

Because I'm sure I can
be pro that, as well.

I'm fine with juror number five.

What? A-Anybody want to switch?

How great is it that the guys
got jury duty together

the same week I have winter break?

Gives us a chance to
deliberate over this ros�.

And binge-watch our
Ladies Who Kill shows.

- Mm-hmm.
- Ah, to wine and crime.

Yes.

Hey, Mom.

Is it okay if Malcolm
and I raid your fridge?

Well, what's wrong with your fridge?

Uh, remember I told you
we rented out our house

for a few days to a production company?

Yeah, they're shooting
a small indie movie.

It covers this month's rent

and allows us to take
a couple sick days.

Ooh, a movie.

Maybe we'll get a chance to meet a star.

Not to brag, but you've
kind of already met one.

Who?

Me! I starred in Beauty and
the Beast in high school.

* Tale as old *

* As time *

* Song as old as rhyme *

* Beauty and the Beast. *

Why don't you be our guest
and never do that again.

Well, uh, what are they
filming at your house?

Oh, well, uh, we don't know.

Our rental contract says
that we can't bother them.

Yeah, they wouldn't even
let us in our own kitchen.

But, luckily, we can bother you.

Well, you know, we
didn't sign any contract.

So what's stopping us from going
over there and checking it out?

- That is a great idea.
- See?

And who knows? Maybe
I'll finally get discovered.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

we will prove that this defendant

is not an innocent elderly shopper,

but is a professional shoplifter.

We have her on camera

driving away with thousands of dollars

- of stolen merchandise.
- Guilty!

What, too soon?

Yes, Calvin, way too soon.

Uh, Your Honor, request to
have my friend's outburst

stricken from the record.

No, you're not a lawyer.

No, he is not.

But I have watched over 200
episodes of Law & Order.

And I'm sure you can
agree with me, Judge,

that this whole thing
seems like a mistrial.

And if you watch that much Law & Order,

you'd know that I'm the only
one who could say that.

Sit down.

Hey, hey! Hi, hi. My name is Tina

- and this is my friend Gemma, and...
- And we were wondering, um,

if you need any more actors to
be in your movie, because...

- we're pros.
- Yeah.

Well, you two are perfect mom types.

I guess I could use you,

if you don't mind walking back
and forth in the background

for five hours in the hot sun for free.

We'll take it!

Great. See you on set.

Okay. Oh, my God!

- We're gonna be in a movie!
- Yes!

- Hey.
- Hey.

- What's going on?
- Hi.

We just stopped by to
check on the house.

Yeah, and help ourselves
to some free food.

Sorry to bother you.

Bother not.

I'm Jasmine.

Can you tell me where the set is?

Um, it's this house right here.

Uh... Hey.

Um, I'm really into that.

Uh, Mantamaji comics, not your breasts.

Um...

I have the same thing.

The-the shirt, not breasts.

Okay, all right, all right, all right!

Okay, let me, let me jump in here.

Um, this is my very single
and eligible son Marty.

He gets a little flustered
around beautiful women.

Mama!

But she is not wrong.

At least he didn't run
into a tree this time.

Okay! Uh, I do have, uh...

I do have some trouble with
English around lovely ladies.

Too bad you don't speak Klingon.

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Wow. She speaks Klingon.

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They're talking about babies!

I know the word for babies
in every language

- in the universe!
- Shh!

- Oh...
- They're talking about babies!

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I say we get this thing
over with. I vote guilty.

Okay, not so fast.

Now, first, we need to choose a foreman.

So let's go around the room
and have each person discuss...

I say Dave does it. Show of hands.

Yeah.

Oh.

Wow. Thank you for
your vote of confidence.

I will not let you down.

So now can I vote guilty?

Well, as your newly elected foreman,

I feel like we need to discuss

all aspects of the case before we vote.

How long is this gonna take?

Well, not long, but we should
probably order dinner.

And maybe breakfast.

Uh, who wants to recall Dave
as foreman? Show of hands.

Put your hands down, you jokers.

Okay, now, before we start,

I feel like we should carefully
review all of the rules.

Now, according to the bailiff,

we press this button once
if we have a question,

twice if we reach a verdict,

and three times if, well,
there's an emergency.

Well, somebody press it three times,

because Dave is about
to have an emergency!

Oh, oh, hey, no.

Marty, thanks for lunch.

Ah, not a problem. That Mars rover
can guide itself for an hour.

I hope.

Jasmine, these last few
days have been amazing.

I've never connected
with someone so quickly.

It's almost like we're
perfect for each other.

I feel the same way.

Oh.

Okay. All right. Okay.

Now, are-are you sure it's okay
for me to stay here and watch?

Of course. I'm the star.

And you're my guest. Go over there.

Okay.

- Quiet on set.
- Quiet on set.

And action.

Coming!

You order a pizza?

Extra sausage?

I sure did.

And I'm hungry for more than just pizza.

Are you two ready?

Are you kidding?

I've been dreaming about
this since I was a little girl.

You'd be surprised
how often I hear that.

You know, when we're done shooting,

I am gonna let you sample my cupcakes.

Honey, you already got the job.

- Let's get to work.
- Okay.

Ooh!

This is so fun.

- Yes.
- I can't believe he hired us

to walk the streets.

I know.

You know, I cannot wait
until my church sees me

- in this movie.
- Oh, yeah!

- What?
- Oh!

- Let's go. Let's hit it.
- Okay.

This case is open and shut, Tina.

Dave had us deliberating for three days.

I didn't commit a crime.

Why am I being punished?

You know, Dave is right.

You need to take your job
as a juror more seriously.

You can't take this for granted.

You know, there was a time
they wouldn't even let

Black people on juries.

Yes, you know, I agree.

And it's still some of that going on.

But I did my three days!

Okay, all right, baby.

Just imagine if it were you on trial.

Or even worse.

What if it were our boys?

Don't let the system work without you.

I hate it when you agree with Dave.

I hate it even more
when I agree with Dave.

Hmm.

So cameras are here and here.

Hmm.

So she walks past the perfume counter.

"Uh, no, thank you, ma'am.
I already have that one."

She comes on down past luggage.

And she knew she wasn't gonna
get that in her purse, right?

She goes on down past
women's accessories.

Then though the Chanel display.

Hold up. Hold up!

That's it!

Justice is blind.

Whoa. What's wrong, little bro?

Ah, did they make Pluto a planet again?

Worse. I found out what kind
of movie they're shooting.

And it is not good.

Okay, well, maybe they
can fix it in editing.

I don't think they do a lot
of editing in these movies.

Aah! Don't sit there.

Or there. And definitely not there!

They are shooting an
adult film in our house.

When you say adult film, do you mean...

The name of the movie was
Missionary Impossible.

Well, bow chicka wow wow!

Oh, look, whatever, Marty.

All we have to do is
boil the house. Yeah.

Oh, and, uh, make sure
Mama don't find out

'cause, you know,
she will shut it all down.

Yeah, man, but this
all has me messed up.

I really like Jasmine.

And she has a career where she has to...

order a lot of pizza.

You know, I can't believe
they're still doing

that tired old pizza guy plot.

Not the point!

Listen, man, I know it's her
job, and-and that's cool,

but I... I prefer a girl

who only wants to have pizza with me.

Look, I know what you mean, man.

And we both know you are
not good with sharing.

Like last night with them tater tots.

Excuse me, those were all mine.

And if you wanted tots, you
should've ordered your own!

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I was up all night going over
this case in my mind,

and I have to admit that all
the evidence points to guilty.

Calvin was right all along.

I was wrong all along.

She's innocent.

What... hold on, innocent?
What changed your mind?

The spoon.

I discovered that the cameras
have some blind spots.

I-I didn't see any blind spots.

That's how they got their name, Dave.

Look, the pictures show

that there are security
cameras here and here,

but not here.

So no one knows what the spoon was doing

between luggage...

and women's accessories.

Anybody could've put those
stolen items in her purse.

And if it's not on the cam,

this case is a sham.

So you're saying there's
reasonable doubt.

I'm not just saying it, Dave.
I just rhymed it.

Because if there is doubt,

we got to let her out.

Case... closed.

Hey, uh, Jasmine.

I, um...

Let me guess.

My job is too much for you?

Yeah. How'd you know?

This isn't my first rodeo.

I was in Rodeo Hoedown 8 and 9.

No, yeah, yeah, no.

I checked your credits.
You are very popular.

But, uh, I was wondering...

Why I do this kind of work?

Yeah.

I know it's unusual, but I enjoy it.

That's why I invited you on set.

To show you what I do because
some people don't get it.

Like my priest... so judgmental.

But I've had some breakups

because guys couldn't handle it, so...

if you're uncomfortable,

we shouldn't see each other anymore.

What? N-No, no.

Jasmine, those guys are so shallow.

I am mature.

Okay? I-I can handle it.

Yeah? Okay.

- I'll see you on set, Jasmine.
- Okay.

Marty.

Nope! Nope!

I can't handle it.

I'm sorry. I-I really, really
wish that I could, but I...

I guess I'm just looking for a
different kind of relationship.

I understand.

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Has the jury reached a verdict?

Uh, we have, Your Honor.

May the defendant please rise?

I object!

Habeas corpus! Sidebar!

Uh, uh,

Judge, some new evidence
has come to light.

Scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot.

I would say "approach the bench,"

but I see you're already approaching.

Habeas corpus.

Semper fi.

Your Honor, if I may, uh...

... this case is going downstream.

I suggest you let us reconvene.

I don't understand. Guilty?

A minute ago, you had us all
convinced she was innocent.

That's before I noticed
that the defendant

was wearing a Chanel necklace.

I bought Tina one just like it.

That thing was so expensive,
I wish I had stolen it.

And here it is, right here.

This is the list

of all of the stolen items
that were never recovered.

There it is right there.

One Chanel necklace.

I guess she forgot
she had shoplifted it.

Nice... catch.

Looks like we get to
start all over again.

- No, no, no, no...
- Okay, now, here we go.

Exhibit A.

You can all go home.

What? Wh-Why?

The defendant took a plea.

When you objected, which
I don't think you can do...

... she realized she was busted.

What were you guys doing in here?

Me and the judge knew she
was guilty from day one.

Well, Dave, I'm glad you
pushed me to do this.

The system only works when
we all make sure it works.

So you won't ignore
your summons next time?

No. You know what?

I'm actually looking forward

to the next time I get
to do my civic duty.

Maybe the next trial will
have, like, more blood

or something in it,

so I can finally use my
Law & Order degree.

- This is an outrage.
- Mm-hmm.

You won't believe what just
happened on that movie set.

Oh, right.

Uh, I'm sorry, Ma.

We just didn't know how to tell you.

Wait, you found out we
were fired before we did?

Huh?

After I let the director
eat my cupcakes?

What the...

Hold on. What is happening here?

Were you two working on that movie?

Yeah! We were all up in it!

But apparently, you're not
supposed to look in the camera.

Oh!

Mama, no!

What?

We were background actors
for the outside shots.

So-so-so-so, you two were
outside the whole time

and-and you never saw in that house?

- No.
- Oh, I wish.

God, that would've been the dream.

Mama, Gemma...

... we got something to
tell y'all about the movie.

It was a what?!

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