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FINE, FINE, FINE,
FINE, FINE, FINE,
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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THEY'RE MAKING ME
WORK CHRISTMAS.
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WE'RE CLOSING THE PIZZA PLACE.
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WHY CAN'T THEY JUST
CLOSE THE HOSPITAL?
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THAT PLACE IS ALWAYS OPEN.
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WHAT IS IT, A DENNY'S?
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THIS SUCKS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT,
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IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,
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I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR
CHRISTMAS GIFT EARLY.
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REALLY? YEAH.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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"I.O.U. A SCARF."
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COME ON, I'M BROKE.
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I'M GETTING MY
PARENTS THE SAME THING,
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BUT ON NICER PAPER.
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AND I'M GETTING YOU
ONE FREE PHYSICAL.
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YEAH. COUGH, DOUGH BOY.
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HEY, GUYS! HO! HO! HO!
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WHY ARE YOU SO CHEERY?
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I'M IN CHARGE OF THE
COMPANY CHRISTMAS PARTY.
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AND THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE...
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BECAUSE THIS TIME OF
YEAR IS ABOUT GIVING.
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AND BY THROWING
THE BEST PARTY I CAN,
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THEY'RE GONNA GIVE ME A
CHRISTMAS BONUS FATTER THAN SANTA.
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OH, YEAH!
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OH, YEAH!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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"I.O.U. AN APOLOGY."
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WHY?
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SAVE THAT FOR EASTER.
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SHOOT!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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I WAS GONNA HIRE LITTLE PEOPLE
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TO DRESS UP AS
ELVES AND BE WAITERS,
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BUT THEY'RE ALL BOOKED.
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IT'S THEIR BUSY SEASON.
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YEAH. NOW AND ST. PATRICK'S DAY.
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LEPRECHAUNS.
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STUPID, STUPID HOSPITAL.
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YOU KNOW, I SHOULD BE A RABBI.
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I BET THEY GET CHRISTMAS OFF.
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PETE, WHAT DO YOU
WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
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AW, NOTHING MUCH. JUST,
YOU KNOW, SOME SOCKS.
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OH, AND A MEANINGFUL
RELATIONSHIP.
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OH, AND A CAREER.
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OH, LET ME GET THAT.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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THANKS.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'SWRONG WITH ME.
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I'M JUST ABSOLUTELY
FALLING APART.
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WELL, YOU'RE HERE NOW,
AND YOU'RE SAFE WITH ME.
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I ORDERED A LARGE PIZZA TO GO.
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AT LEAST I THINK I
ORDERED IT HERE.
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IT'S UNDER "KAITLIN."
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I'LL CHECK. THANKS.
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EXCUSE ME.
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DO I KNOW YOU?
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YOUR VOICE SOUNDS VERY FAMILIAR.
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YOU'RE LISTENING
TO... WJX-AM 10-70.
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THIS IS KAITLIN RUSH
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GETTING YOU THROUGH
THE RUSH HOUR.
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YOU'RE THE SKY-COPTER LADY.
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YOU'RE KAITLIN RUSH.
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I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME,
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AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CAR.
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OH, I LOVE YOU.
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YOU SAVED MY LIFE
LAST WEEK. I DID?
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YEAH. REMEMBER WHEN
THAT BIG TANKER JACK-KNIFED?
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I GOT SCARED, AND
I STARTED TO PANIC,
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BUT YOU STILL GOT ME TO
MY NAIL APPOINTMENT ON TIME.
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IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.
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YOU, TOO.
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THIS IS SO WEIRD.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BLOND.
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YOU SOUND SO BRUNETTE.
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ANYWAY, HERE'S, UH,
HERE'S YOUR PIZZA.
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THANKS. THANKS.
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UM, OH, MY GOSH.
I'M OUT OF CHECKS.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, WHY
DON'T YOU COME BACK LATER,
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AND WE'LL SETTLE UP THEN?
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THAT IS SO SWEET OF YOU.
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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GOOD-BYE.
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KEYS. KEYS.
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BELIEVE ME,
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I AM USUALLY SO MUCH
MORE TOGETHER THAN THIS,
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BUT MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT
LEFT ME LAST MONTH...
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OR I MISPLACED HER.
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FOR CHRISTMAS, I COULD
USE AN ARMY OF ELVES
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TO HELP ME ORGANIZE MY LIFE.
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THEY'RE ALL BOOKED.
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I KNOW SOMEONE
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WHO WOULD LOVE TO
SPEND ALL DAY WITH YOU
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AND HELP YOU GET ORGANIZED.
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WHO? ME.
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YOU? YEAH, ME.
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AND I'M REALLY GOOD, TOO. DO YOU
REMEMBER HANDS ACROSS AMERICA?
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YOU ORGANIZED THAT?
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NO, BUT I GOT A T-SHIRT FROM IT,
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AND THE T-SHIRT'S IN MY CLOSET.
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AND MY CLOSET... VERY ORGANIZED.
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WELL, I COULD
ACTUALLY USE SOME HELP
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GETTING MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.
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ARE YOU GOOD AT SHOPPING?
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ARE YOU KID... ARE
YOU KIDDING ME?
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DO YOU SEE
EVERYTHING I'M WEARING?
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I BOUGHT THEM.
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I'M PETE DUNVILLE.
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KAITLIN RUSH.
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UM... HERE YOU GO. THANK YOU.
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GREAT.
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HERE YOU GO.
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I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.
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OK.
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OH. THANK YOU.
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HMM?
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PETE DUNVILLE...
PERSONAL SHOPPER.
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PETE DUNVILLE...
MAJOR LEAGUE HORNY.
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AH, MR. HARRISON. WHAT
DO YOU NEED THIS TIME?
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I'VE GOT ANOTHER LUNCH COMING,
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AND I'M NOT GOING
ANYWHERE UNTIL I GET IT.
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YOU'RE RELEASED. YOU'RE FREE.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO?
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ALL RIGHT.
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I WANT TURKEY, MASHED
POTATOES, AND PUDDING.
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AND NOTHING SHOULD BE
TOUCHING ANYTHING ELSE.
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I AM NOT YOUR WAITER, OK?
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NOW, DO YOU NEED SOMEONE
TO COME PICK YOU UP?
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MY DAUGHTER, WHO'S A BIG LAWYER,
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IS COMING HERE TO PICK ME UP.
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GOOD.
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AND SHE'S GONNA SUE YOUR ASS
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IF YOU DON'T GET ME LUNCH.
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FINE.
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HE'S AS STUPID AS HE IS TALL.
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MEAT LOAF, GREEN BEANS, PEACHES.
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TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
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THE GREEN BEANS AND
MEAT LOAF ARE TOUCHING.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU
THINK.THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS.
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AND HOW GOES THE PARTY-PLANNING?
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OFF MY BACK, SPANKY!
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AAGH! I GOT THE BOOZE,
I GOT THE CATERERS,
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BUT I DON'T HAVE
THE ENTERTAINMENT.
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LOSE THE CATERER,
DOUBLE THE BOOZE,
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AND THE ENTERTAINMENT
WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF.
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NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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LAST YEAR... GREAT PARTY.
GUY GOT A HUGE BONUS.
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2 YEARS AGO... LOUSY PARTY.
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GUY GOT HEDGE CLIPPERS.
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AT LEAST THEY GAVE
HIM SOMETHING USEFUL.
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YEAH, BECAUSE THE BOSS
MADE HIM HIS GARDENER.
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IT'S... ♪ 4 DAYS
TILL CHRISTMAS ♪
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♪ AND SHARON'S REALLY SCREWED ♪
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♪ LOST HER CUSHY JOB,
HAS TO SELL HER CAR ♪
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♪ GONNA BE A GARDENER ♪
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♪ AND BERG HAS TO
WORK ON CHRISTMAS DAY ♪
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HEY, I WAS JUST KIDDING.
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OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA...
THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.
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I'LL GET THE PIPERS PIPING
AND THE DRUMMERS DRUMMING.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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♪ GONNA BE A GARDENER ♪
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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WOW. A GIRL AFTER
MY OWN CREDIT LIMIT.
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PETE HAS SUCH GREAT IDEAS.
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KAITLIN RUSH.
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ONE SEC.
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WHAT A GREAT DAY.
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WE HAD SO MUCH FUN, AND
WE TALKED ABOUT REAL THINGS,
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THINGS THAT MATTER.
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LIKE WHAT? I DON'T KNOW.
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HAS SHE EVER BEEN
MARRIED? I DON'T KNOW.
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IS SHE RELIGIOUS?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT'S HER FAVORITE BEER?
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HEFEWEIZEN. CLASSY.
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THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
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SHE'S SO DIFFERENT
THAN GIRLS OUR AGE.
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SHE'S SELF-ASSURED.
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SHE KNOWS WHO SHE
IS AND WHAT SHE WANTS.
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SHE WANTS TO BE 25.
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MEOW!
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PETE, POSSIBLE CHANGE OF PLANS.
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WE MAY HAVE TO
SWING BYTHE TUX SHOP.
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OK. WHY?
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WELL, TOMORROW NIGHT,
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I HAVE THESE AWFUL
LOCAL MEDIA AWARDS.
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I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO
WITH MY PROGRAM DIRECTOR,
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BUT HE CANCELED ON ME.
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IT'S BLACK TIE, IT'S BORING,
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AND YOU JUST WANNA
EAT A GRENADE.
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SOUNDS HIDEOUS.
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YOU WANNA COME? I'M THERE.
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YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
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WELL, IT'S WONDERFUL
TO DO WONDERFUL THINGS
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FOR SOMEONE... SO WONDERFUL.
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I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
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HERE YOU GO, SHARON.
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OH, THANKS, BERG.
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YOU'RE SWELL.
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WELL, IT'S SWELL TO
DO SWELLISH THINGS
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FOR SOMEONE SO SWELL.
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OH, PIZZA BOY.
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MR. HARRISON, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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WELL, I ASKED AT THE HOSPITAL,
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AND THEY TOLD ME
THAT YOU WERE HERE.
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AND NOW, MR. SMART
GUY, GUESS WHAT?
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YOU'RE MY WAITER.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WERE
SO DOWN ON THE AWARDS.
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IT WASN'T SO BAD.
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AH, THAT'S BECAUSE
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YOU'VE NEVER TRIED
GOING WITHOUT YOU BEFORE.
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YEAH, WELL, I WOULDN'T
MIND GOING WITHOUT ME
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AS LONG AS YOU WERE THERE.
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YEAH, UM... I HAD A GREAT TIME.
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YEAH. SO DID I.
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AND I WANT TO THANK YOU.
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NO, NO. I WANT TO THANK YOU.
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TONIGHT WAS...
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WELL, ACTUALLY, THE LAST
COUPLE OF DAYS HAVE BEEN...
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A WHOLE NEW EXPERIENCE FOR ME.
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YOU HAVE SUCH A GREAT ENERGY.
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I WORK OUT.
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SO, ARE YOU ENJOYING THE JOB?
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WELL, THE WORD AROUND
THE WATER COOLER IS
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I'M UP FOR EMPLOYEE
OF THE MONTH.
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AM I STILL ON THE CLOCK?
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NO.
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GOOD. BECAUSE... I'M
GONNA DO SOMETHING
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THAT'S VERY UNLIKE ME.
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DOES IT INVOLVE KISSING ME?
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THAT'S THE BULK OF IT.
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PETE, MY LIFE IS A LOT MORE
COMPLICATED THAN YOU THINK.
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ARE YOU MARRIED?
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NOT ANYMORE.
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ARE YOU SEEING SOMEONE?
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NOT YET.
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WHO'S SHE?
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MY LOVER.
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I'M JUST KIDDING YOU.
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SHE'S MY NANNY.
243
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,240
HI.
244
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,375
HI, MICHAEL.
245
00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:12,522
AND THAT WOULD BE..
246
00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:13,578
MY SON.
247
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:16,748
NOT KIDDING.
248
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,063
OH.
249
00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,292
OK. IT'S COMING ALONG.
250
00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:30,038
I CALLED CAMBRIDGE HIGH AND
GOT MY 12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING.
251
00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:33,131
I SPOKE TO THE BALLET AND
GOT MY 10 LORDS A-LEAPING.
252
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,444
WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU
GONNA GET 4 CALLING BIRDS,
253
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,379
3 FRENCH HENS, 2 TURTLE
DOVES, AND A PARTRIDGE?
254
00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,470
10 PIGEONS OFF MY LEDGE.
255
00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:41,550
HEY, MR. MAN ABOUT TOWN.
256
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,886
HOW'D IT GO AT THE
AWARDS LAST NIGHT?
257
00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,843
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S
GONNA WORK OUT
258
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,912
WITH ME AND KAITLIN.
259
00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:49,313
SHE LOST, HUH?
260
00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,850
NO. NO, NO.
261
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,329
SHE'S GOT A 10-YEAR-OLD SON.
262
00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:57,221
I CAN BARELY MAINTAIN
A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP.
263
00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:59,023
WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT
DEALING WITH KIDS?
264
00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:01,170
YOU LIVED WITH ME FRESHMAN YEAR.
265
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,526
IT'S TOO COMPLICATED.
266
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:06,430
I GOT ENOUGH THINGS IN MY
OWN LIFE TO WORRY ABOUT.
267
00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:09,334
YOU'RE RIGHT. THERE'S
THE PIZZA PLACE
268
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:12,537
AND, UH... OF COURSE,
THE LOUNGING AROUND.
269
00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,939
Sharon: COME ON,
BERG, LEAVE HIM ALONE.
270
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,408
HE'S MAKING A
RESPONSIBLE DECISION.
271
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,310
HE WOULDN'T JUST
BE DATING KAITLIN.
272
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,845
HE'D BE DATING HER KID, TOO.
273
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,915
AND SPEAKING FROM A CHILD
WHOSE MOTHER DATED A LOT,
274
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,249
IT'S REALLY HARD.
275
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,850
THANK YOU, SHARON.
276
00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:29,253
EXCEPT I DID GET A
LOT OF GREAT GIFTS.
277
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,966
ESPECIALLY FROM THE ONESWHO
THOUGHT I DIDN'TLIKE THEM.
278
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:32,535
SHARON. 2 PONIES.
279
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,024
SHARON!
280
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,096
HELLO.
281
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,597
OH, HEY, BOB.
282
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,900
YOU DO? HOW MANY?
283
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,646
OH, OK. JUST KEEP THEM THERE.
284
00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:46,548
OH, GOD. I JUST GOT A HOT TIP
285
00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,539
ON A FAMILY OF PIPERS.
286
00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:50,319
THIS IS GONNA BE THE
BEST CHRISTMAS EVER.
287
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,709
CHING! CHING! CHING!
288
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,060
HERE YOU GO, MR. HARRISON.
289
00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:59,350
THE USUAL...
290
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,096
A SLICE WITH EVERYTHING,
NOTHING TOUCHING.
291
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,160
SEND IT BACK TWICE. STILL WRONG.
292
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,157
THE GINGER ALE'S FLAT.
293
00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:10,228
YEAH. WHY DO YOU COME HERE
294
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,729
BECAUSE I WANT TO.
295
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,665
AND IF YOU GIVE ME
ANY MORE TROUBLE,
296
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,410
I'M GONNA CALL MY GRANDSON...
ALL-STATE WRESTLER.
297
00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:19,237
HE'S GONNA COME DOWN HERE
AND KICK YOUR LANKY BUTT.
298
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,083
BUTT? IN CASE YOU
HAVEN'T NOTICED,
299
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,607
I DON'T HAVE A BUTT.
300
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,458
HI, PETE.
301
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,215
KAITLIN.
302
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,661
PETE, BERG, THIS IS MICHAEL.
303
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,129
HEY, MICHAEL. HI, MICHAEL.
304
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,164
YOU WANNA PLAY SOME PINBALL?
305
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,399
I NEED TO TALK TO PETE.
306
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,623
SURE.
307
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,025
WHAT'S UP?
308
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:44,128
I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE
TO YOU FOR LAST NIGHT.
309
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,197
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A
REALLY AWKWARD WAY
310
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,365
FOR YOU TO FIND OUT I HAD A SON.
311
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:51,202
WHAT, THAT? NO, NO.
I WAS EMBARRASSED.
312
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:54,305
I HAVE THE SAME PAJAMAS.
313
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,874
I WOULD'VE TOLD YOU EARLIER.
314
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,252
I JUST... I DIDN'T THINK
OUR RELATIONSHIP
315
00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:00,044
WOULD GET TO
WHERE IT DID SO SOON.
316
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,391
NOT REALLY. IT'S OK.
317
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:05,683
SO ANYWAY, IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT,
318
00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:06,951
GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME.
319
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,130
OK.
320
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,388
COME ON, MICHAEL.
321
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,167
WE'RE GOING TO MRS. SEALANDER'S.
322
00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:14,169
HEY, HEY. HE COULD STAY
HERE WITH US IF HE WANTS.
323
00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:16,294
OH. OH, YEAH. THAT'D BE GREAT.
324
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,361
PLEASE, MOM?
325
00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:18,796
I DON'T KNOW.
326
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,064
PLEASE?
327
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:22,667
PETE, IS IT OK WITH YOU?
328
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,069
SURE, IT IS. PETE LOVES KIDS.
329
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,516
OK THEN. UH, IF
THERE'S ANY PROBLEMS,
330
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,850
YOU'VE GOT MY CELL PHONE NUMBER.
331
00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:31,153
I'LL BE BACK RIGHT
AFTER RUSH HOUR.
332
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,255
UM, MICHAEL, ACT HUMAN.
333
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,379
BYE.
334
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,780
SEE YA.
335
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:42,086
SO, WHAT DO YOU AND
PETE WANNA DO FIRST?
336
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,826
WELL, I'M GONNA GO PLAY PINBALL
337
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,106
WHILE HE LEAVES ME ALONE.
338
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,074
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
TO STAY HERE WITH US.
339
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,175
YOU SAID IT WOULD BE GREAT.
340
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,766
THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE
341
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:58,281
MRS. SEALANDER'S
APARTMENT SMELLS LIKE FEET.
342
00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,997
OH, HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU AT ALL.
343
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,376
WHY IN THE WORLD
WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
344
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:06,856
BECAUSE I CAN'T
LET YOULOSE KAITLIN
345
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,624
WITHOUT AT LEAST
GIVING IT A CHANCE.
346
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:09,691
BUT IT'S NOT...
NO, NO, NO. LOOK.
347
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:10,926
IF YOU GET TO KNOW THE KID,
348
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,194
MAYBE YOU'LL LIKE HIM.
349
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:14,018
THIS MACHINE SUCKS!
350
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,454
YOU SHOULD TASTE THE PIZZA.
351
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,967
DADDY, COULD I PLEASE
HAVE ONE MORE RIDE?
352
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,213
UH, IT'S GETTING DARK.
353
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,404
PLEASE.
354
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,672
OH, ALL RIGHT.
355
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,886
HOW CAN I SAY NO TO THAT FACE?
356
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:38,876
WHICH ONE'S YOURS?
357
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,311
OH, THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.
358
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:41,757
PETE, DID YOU SEE ME?
359
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:42,992
I CAUGHT MORE AIR THAN YOU DID.
360
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,182
YOU ARE THE MAN. YOU
TOTALLY OUT-AIRED ME.
361
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,098
PETE! JUST ONE MORE
RUN.JUST ONE MORE.
362
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,955
HE'S MINE, TOO.
363
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,490
PLEASE! PLEASE!
364
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,425
OK, OK. OK. ALL RIGHT.
365
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,026
BUT LISTEN, ONE MORE TIME.
366
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,473
THEN I PROMISED YOUR MOM
I'D GET YOU HOME BEFORE DARK.
367
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,897
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
368
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:00,976
YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD
TIME, AREN'T YOU, PETE?
369
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,840
MAYBE. GOOD.
370
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,803
I SPOIL THE BIG ONE.
371
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,517
I WANNA THANK YOU FOR LETTING
US USE YOUR FARM TO SLED.
372
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,552
IT'S GREAT.
373
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,708
AW, NO PROBLEM.
374
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,109
I DO IT EVERY YEAR
FOR THE KIDS...
375
00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:15,179
AND THE $7.00 I
CHARGE FOR PARKING.
376
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,785
HEY! THE LITTLE ONE'S
HEADING FOR MY COWS!
377
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:22,886
Michael: AAH!
378
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,468
MICHAEL! MICHAEL, WATCH OUT!
379
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,492
BESSIE!
380
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,467
DOES IT HURT HERE?
381
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:37,468
YEAH.
382
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,203
YEAH? OK.
383
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:40,316
HOW ABOUT HERE?
384
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,772
A LITTLE.
385
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:44,875
AND HERE?
386
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,777
NO.
387
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,691
ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
388
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,026
JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX.
389
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,394
PETE, CAN I TALK TO YOU
390
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,396
IN THE FRONT SEAT FOR A SECOND?
391
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,253
IS HE REALLY GOING TO BE OK?
392
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,654
YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
393
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,535
IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A
COUPLE OF BRUISED RIBS,
394
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,503
BUT WE WON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ELSE UNTIL WE SEE THE X-RAYS.
395
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,027
POOR LITTLE FELLA.
396
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:06,731
YOU DID SEE THE SIGN
RELEASING ME FROM ALL LIABILITY?
397
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,266
Michael: AM I GONNA DIE?
398
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,613
NO. NO.
399
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,004
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
YOU'RE A TOUGH KID.
400
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,639
IT'S THE COW THAT
WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT.
401
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,807
YOU KNOCKED THE
BUTTER RIGHT OUT OF HER.
402
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:19,677
OW. DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
403
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,144
I'M SORRY. YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
404
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,213
RIGHT, BUDDY?
405
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,215
LISTEN, IF IT
STARTS TO FEEL BAD,
406
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,850
I WANT YOU TO
SQUEEZE MY HAND, OK?
407
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,263
WE SHOULD PROBABLY CALL HIS MOM.
408
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,720
GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT.
409
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:30,788
PETE?
410
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,056
WHAT?
411
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,368
YOU'RE SQUEEZING
A LITTLE TOO HARD.
412
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:34,758
OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
413
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,861
AND TRAFFIC IS BUMPER-TO-BUMPER
414
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,662
ON THE WORCHESTER TURNPIKE
415
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,542
BECAUSE OF A 4-CAR
FENDER BENDER.
416
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,077
SO IF YOU WANNA MAKE
IT HOME BY NEW YEAR'S,
417
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,567
AVOID THE WORCHESTER PIKE.
418
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,269
OK, PHIL, BACK TO YOU.
419
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,840
KAITLIN RUSH.
420
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,709
HI, KAITLIN. IT'S PETE.
421
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,443
HEY. IS EVERYTHING OK?
422
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,780
OH, YEAH. FINE, FINE, FINE.
423
00:16:55,815 --> 00:17:00,151
LISTEN, UM, FIRST THING...
MICHAEL IS FINE, OK?
424
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,319
WE WENT SLEDDING, AND
WE HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT.
425
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,754
MOM? I HIT A COW.
426
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,056
Kaitlin: WHAT?!
427
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:07,524
DON'T WORRY. THE COW'S INSURED.
428
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,160
OH, MY GOD. WHERE
ARE YOU TAKING HIM?
429
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,596
BOSTON MEMORIAL.
430
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,498
LISTEN, TRAFFIC IS REALLY
BACKED UP OUT THERE.
431
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,999
WHICH WAY SHOULD I GO?
432
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,581
DAMN. I'M ABOUT TO
GET BACK ON THE AIR.
433
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:22,139
LISTEN, WHATEVER
I SAY ON THE RADIO,
434
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:24,308
DO THE OPPOSITE. GOT IT?
435
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:26,009
DO THE OPPOSITE. GOT IT.
436
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,079
OK. THIS IS KAITLIN RUSH
437
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,314
GETTING YOU THROUGH
THE RUSH HOUR.
438
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,516
LET'S HAND IT TO
THOSE STATE POLICE
439
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,119
FOR THEIR MIRACULOUSLY
FAST CLEANUP
440
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,399
OF THAT 4-CAR
WORCHESTER PIKE PILEUP.
441
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:40,390
WAY TO GO, GUYS.
442
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,626
EVERYONE SHOULD GO THAT WAY,
443
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,661
ESPECIALLY SINCE
THERE LOOKS TO BE
444
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,930
A NEW 20-CAR PILEUP.
445
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,433
BUT THIS ONE'S ON THE
MASSACHUSETTS TURNPIKE.
446
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,436
I'M OVERHEAD,
447
00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:54,016
AND IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF
THE TRUCKS DOWN THERE
448
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:58,008
WAS CARRYING... ANGRY BEES.
449
00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:00,310
THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE.
450
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,980
SO WHATEVER YOU DO,
451
00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:04,549
TAKE THE WORCHESTER PIKE
452
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,817
AND STAY OFF THE MASS PIKE.
453
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,352
THANK YOU, KAITLIN.
454
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,688
COME ON, LITTLE BIRDIES,
455
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,283
WE'RE TAKING THE
WORCHESTER PIKE.
456
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,772
THAT TRAFFIC
THING WAS BRILLIANT.
457
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,029
THANKS.
458
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,331
I'M JUST GONNA SIT WITH HIM.
459
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,927
ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE OUTSIDE.
460
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,340
IS SHE OK?
461
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,408
YEAH.
462
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,853
HOW ABOUT YOU? YOU OK?
463
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,277
YEAH, I'M FINE.
464
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,611
I'M SORRY.
465
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,414
SHARON WAS RIGHT.
466
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,215
GETTING INVOLVED WITH
A WOMAN WHO HAS A KID
467
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,017
IS A VERY, VERY BIG DEAL.
468
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,152
BERG, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
469
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:46,157
THE KID SEEMS TO
REALLY LIKE YOU.
470
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,270
I REALLY LIKE THAT KID.
471
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,060
THEN DON'T GO BACK IN THERE.
472
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,428
WHAT?
473
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,664
I'M JUST SAYING, IF YOU
STOPPED SEEING KAITLIN,
474
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:56,234
NO ONE WOULD BLAME YOU.
475
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,502
SHE'S FANTASTIC, YOU KNOW?
476
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,097
AND I DON'T WANNA
HAVE TO STOP SEEING HER.
477
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,276
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
478
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,044
ME?
479
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:10,080
I'D RUN FOR THE HILLS SO FAST.
480
00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:11,749
Nurse: BERGEN.
481
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,350
THERE YOU ARE.
482
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,885
HELLO, NURSE HAVERSHAM.
483
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,031
I WAS JUST GOING
OVER THE WEEK'S LOGS,
484
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,588
AND YOU FORGOT TO
SIGN OUT MR. HARRISON.
485
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:20,001
UH, NO, NO. WHOEVER
WAS ON DUTY AT THE TIME
486
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:21,337
SHOULD HAVE SIGNED HIM OUT
487
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,671
WHEN HIS DAUGHTER PICKED HIM UP.
488
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,228
HE DOESN'T HAVE A DAUGHTER.
489
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,297
YES, HE DOES. SHE'S A LAWYER.
490
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,366
AND HIS GRANDSON'S
GONNA KICK MY LANKY BUTT.
491
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:33,337
ACCORDING TO
THIS, HE HAS NOBODY.
492
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,179
WHO IS IT?
493
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,614
Berg: PIZZA.
494
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,515
PIZZA?
495
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,818
I DIDN'T ORDER A PIZZA.
496
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,520
HELLO, MR. HARRISON.HOW...
497
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,791
WHAT KIND OF PIZZA?
498
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:57,794
IT'S YOUR FAVORITE...
499
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,530
EVERYTHING ON IT,
NOTHING TOUCHING.
500
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,671
I SUPPOSE NOW YOU WANNA COME IN.
501
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,308
NO, NOT REALLY.
502
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,511
BUT I WILL.
503
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,947
OK, YOU BIG LOSER.
504
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,065
IF YOU PEOPLE DON'T MOVE,
505
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,856
I'M GONNA HAVE AN
OFFICE IN THE BASEMENT!
506
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:05,229
SHUT UP, YOU FLYING RATS!
507
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,704
I HATE CHRISTMAS.
508
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:20,922
COME ON, SHAR, IT'S YOUR TURN.
509
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,146
NO.
510
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:23,513
WILL YOU CHEER UP?
511
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:24,559
WE BOUGHT YOU A NICE PRESENT
512
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:25,593
WITH PETE'S MONEY.
513
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:26,628
NOW COME ON.
514
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,718
COME ON, SHARON. ONE RUN.
515
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:29,853
ONE RUN.
516
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,422
OK. ONE RUN.
517
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,290
YEAH! WHOO!
518
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:34,335
THAT'S IT FOR TODAY, GUYS.
519
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:35,404
NO MORE SLEDDING.
520
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,260
Sharon: WHOO-HOO!
521
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,663
WHOO-HOO! WHOO!
522
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:44,801
SHE'S HEADING
STRAIGHT FOR THE COWS.
523
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,203
THOSE AREN'T COWS.
524
00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:48,406
I JUST LET OUT THE BULLS.
525
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,507
SHARON!
526
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,941
SHARON! RUN!
527
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,677
OK. LOSE THE RED SCARF!
528
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:54,845
DON'T WAVE IT!
529
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,394
OW! OW! OW!
530
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,580
OW! OW! OW!
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