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A SCARF." 15 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:28,359 COME ON, I'M BROKE. 16 00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:29,472 I'M GETTING MY PARENTS THE SAME THING, 17 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:30,862 BUT ON NICER PAPER. 18 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:34,466 AND I'M GETTING YOU ONE FREE PHYSICAL. 19 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:36,581 YEAH. COUGH, DOUGH BOY. 20 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,537 HEY, GUYS! HO! HO! HO! 21 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,273 WHY ARE YOU SO CHEERY? 22 00:00:41,308 --> 00:00:43,586 I'M IN CHARGE OF THE COMPANY CHRISTMAS PARTY. 23 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:46,144 AND THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE... 24 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:47,690 BECAUSE THIS TIME OF YEAR IS ABOUT GIVING. 25 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:50,348 AND BY THROWING THE BEST PARTY I CAN, 26 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:53,663 THEY'RE GONNA GIVE ME A CHRISTMAS BONUS FATTER THAN SANTA. 27 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:54,752 OH, YEAH! 28 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:57,989 OH, YEAH! 29 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:00,792 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 30 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:02,861 "I.O.U. AN APOLOGY." 31 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,096 WHY? 32 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:10,202 SAVE THAT FOR EASTER. 33 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,230 SHOOT! 34 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,432 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 35 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:42,145 I WAS GONNA HIRE LITTLE PEOPLE 36 00:01:42,169 --> 00:01:43,846 TO DRESS UP AS ELVES AND BE WAITERS, 37 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:45,248 BUT THEY'RE ALL BOOKED. 38 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,738 IT'S THEIR BUSY SEASON. 39 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,307 YEAH. NOW AND ST. PATRICK'S DAY. 40 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:50,343 LEPRECHAUNS. 41 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,045 STUPID, STUPID HOSPITAL. 42 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:55,926 YOU KNOW, I SHOULD BE A RABBI. 43 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:58,450 I BET THEY GET CHRISTMAS OFF. 44 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:00,696 PETE, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? 45 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,920 AW, NOTHING MUCH. JUST, YOU KNOW, SOME SOCKS. 46 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,824 OH, AND A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP. 47 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:08,326 OH, AND A CAREER. 48 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:13,365 OH, LET ME GET THAT. 49 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,477 OH, THANK YOU. 50 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:15,867 THANKS. 51 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,614 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'SWRONG WITH ME. 52 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:18,881 I'M JUST ABSOLUTELY FALLING APART. 53 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:22,374 WELL, YOU'RE HERE NOW, AND YOU'RE SAFE WITH ME. 54 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:24,643 I ORDERED A LARGE PIZZA TO GO. 55 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:25,689 AT LEAST I THINK I ORDERED IT HERE. 56 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,023 IT'S UNDER "KAITLIN." 57 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:28,013 I'LL CHECK. THANKS. 58 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:29,515 EXCUSE ME. 59 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,984 DO I KNOW YOU? 60 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:34,397 YOUR VOICE SOUNDS VERY FAMILIAR. 61 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:37,789 YOU'RE LISTENING TO... WJX-AM 10-70. 62 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,491 THIS IS KAITLIN RUSH 63 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:41,226 GETTING YOU THROUGH THE RUSH HOUR. 64 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:44,563 YOU'RE THE SKY-COPTER LADY. 65 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:45,998 YOU'RE KAITLIN RUSH. 66 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:48,077 I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, 67 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,280 AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CAR. 68 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:52,236 OH, I LOVE YOU. 69 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:54,572 YOU SAVED MY LIFE LAST WEEK. I DID? 70 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:56,753 YEAH. REMEMBER WHEN THAT BIG TANKER JACK-KNIFED? 71 00:02:56,777 --> 00:03:00,044 I GOT SCARED, AND I STARTED TO PANIC, 72 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,859 BUT YOU STILL GOT ME TO MY NAIL APPOINTMENT ON TIME. 73 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,515 IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU. 74 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:06,418 YOU, TOO. 75 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:08,119 THIS IS SO WEIRD. 76 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:10,474 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BLOND. 77 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:17,061 YOU SOUND SO BRUNETTE. 78 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,676 ANYWAY, HERE'S, UH, HERE'S YOUR PIZZA. 79 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,300 THANKS. THANKS. 80 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:24,602 UM, OH, MY GOSH. I'M OUT OF CHECKS. 81 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:26,382 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK LATER, 82 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:27,983 AND WE'LL SETTLE UP THEN? 83 00:03:28,007 --> 00:03:29,841 THAT IS SO SWEET OF YOU. 84 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,776 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 85 00:03:31,811 --> 00:03:32,944 GOOD-BYE. 86 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:38,283 KEYS. KEYS. 87 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:39,617 BELIEVE ME, 88 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,097 I AM USUALLY SO MUCH MORE TOGETHER THAN THIS, 89 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,932 BUT MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT LEFT ME LAST MONTH... 90 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,121 OR I MISPLACED HER. 91 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,769 FOR CHRISTMAS, I COULD USE AN ARMY OF ELVES 92 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,438 TO HELP ME ORGANIZE MY LIFE. 93 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:50,094 THEY'RE ALL BOOKED. 94 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,263 I KNOW SOMEONE 95 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:53,564 WHO WOULD LOVE TO SPEND ALL DAY WITH YOU 96 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,434 AND HELP YOU GET ORGANIZED. 97 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,746 WHO? ME. 98 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,537 YOU? YEAH, ME. 99 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,684 AND I'M REALLY GOOD, TOO. DO YOU REMEMBER HANDS ACROSS AMERICA? 100 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:01,784 YOU ORGANIZED THAT? 101 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,575 NO, BUT I GOT A T-SHIRT FROM IT, 102 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:04,688 AND THE T-SHIRT'S IN MY CLOSET. 103 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:06,979 AND MY CLOSET... VERY ORGANIZED. 104 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:09,059 WELL, I COULD ACTUALLY USE SOME HELP 105 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,860 GETTING MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. 106 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,495 ARE YOU GOOD AT SHOPPING? 107 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:14,319 ARE YOU KID... ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 108 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:16,655 DO YOU SEE EVERYTHING I'M WEARING? 109 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,023 I BOUGHT THEM. 110 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,693 I'M PETE DUNVILLE. 111 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:22,772 KAITLIN RUSH. 112 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:26,498 UM... HERE YOU GO. THANK YOU. 113 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:29,601 GREAT. 114 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:30,669 HERE YOU GO. 115 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,737 I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW. 116 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:33,738 OK. 117 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,054 OH. THANK YOU. 118 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:37,576 HMM? 119 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,656 PETE DUNVILLE... PERSONAL SHOPPER. 120 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,240 PETE DUNVILLE... MAJOR LEAGUE HORNY. 121 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:50,366 AH, MR. HARRISON. WHAT DO YOU NEED THIS TIME? 122 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:52,156 I'VE GOT ANOTHER LUNCH COMING, 123 00:04:52,191 --> 00:04:55,126 AND I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL I GET IT. 124 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:56,606 YOU'RE RELEASED. YOU'RE FREE. 125 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:57,707 WHY DON'T YOU GO? 126 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:58,997 ALL RIGHT. 127 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,509 I WANT TURKEY, MASHED POTATOES, AND PUDDING. 128 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:04,269 AND NOTHING SHOULD BE TOUCHING ANYTHING ELSE. 129 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,782 I AM NOT YOUR WAITER, OK? 130 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,784 NOW, DO YOU NEED SOMEONE TO COME PICK YOU UP? 131 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,507 MY DAUGHTER, WHO'S A BIG LAWYER, 132 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:11,209 IS COMING HERE TO PICK ME UP. 133 00:05:11,245 --> 00:05:12,277 GOOD. 134 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,678 AND SHE'S GONNA SUE YOUR ASS 135 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:15,180 IF YOU DON'T GET ME LUNCH. 136 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,316 FINE. 137 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:21,586 HE'S AS STUPID AS HE IS TALL. 138 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,736 MEAT LOAF, GREEN BEANS, PEACHES. 139 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:27,960 TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. 140 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:32,364 THE GREEN BEANS AND MEAT LOAF ARE TOUCHING. 141 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:34,959 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS. 142 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,951 AND HOW GOES THE PARTY-PLANNING? 143 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:43,475 OFF MY BACK, SPANKY! 144 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:49,180 AAGH! I GOT THE BOOZE, I GOT THE CATERERS, 145 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:50,593 BUT I DON'T HAVE THE ENTERTAINMENT. 146 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:51,983 LOSE THE CATERER, DOUBLE THE BOOZE, 147 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,485 AND THE ENTERTAINMENT WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF. 148 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,432 NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 149 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:59,357 LAST YEAR... GREAT PARTY. GUY GOT A HUGE BONUS. 150 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:01,170 2 YEARS AGO... LOUSY PARTY. 151 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,327 GUY GOT HEDGE CLIPPERS. 152 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,706 AT LEAST THEY GAVE HIM SOMETHING USEFUL. 153 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:07,231 YEAH, BECAUSE THE BOSS MADE HIM HIS GARDENER. 154 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:10,279 IT'S... ♪ 4 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS ♪ 155 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,770 ♪ AND SHARON'S REALLY SCREWED ♪ 156 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:16,774 ♪ LOST HER CUSHY JOB, HAS TO SELL HER CAR ♪ 157 00:06:16,809 --> 00:06:18,543 ♪ GONNA BE A GARDENER ♪ 158 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:23,248 ♪ AND BERG HAS TO WORK ON CHRISTMAS DAY ♪ 159 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:25,917 HEY, I WAS JUST KIDDING. 160 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:28,854 OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA... THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS. 161 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,666 I'LL GET THE PIPERS PIPING AND THE DRUMMERS DRUMMING. 162 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:31,767 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 163 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:33,825 ♪ GONNA BE A GARDENER ♪ 164 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:35,093 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 165 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:38,463 WOW. A GIRL AFTER MY OWN CREDIT LIMIT. 166 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,366 PETE HAS SUCH GREAT IDEAS. 167 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,438 KAITLIN RUSH. 168 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:47,438 ONE SEC. 169 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:48,873 WHAT A GREAT DAY. 170 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,948 WE HAD SO MUCH FUN, AND WE TALKED ABOUT REAL THINGS, 171 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:52,377 THINGS THAT MATTER. 172 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,479 LIKE WHAT? I DON'T KNOW. 173 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:56,326 HAS SHE EVER BEEN MARRIED? I DON'T KNOW. 174 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:57,460 IS SHE RELIGIOUS? 175 00:06:57,484 --> 00:07:00,385 I DON'T KNOW. 176 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,431 WHAT'S HER FAVORITE BEER? 177 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:03,421 HEFEWEIZEN. CLASSY. 178 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:05,056 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 179 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,268 SHE'S SO DIFFERENT THAN GIRLS OUR AGE. 180 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:07,692 SHE'S SELF-ASSURED. 181 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:09,761 SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS AND WHAT SHE WANTS. 182 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:12,497 SHE WANTS TO BE 25. 183 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:13,533 MEOW! 184 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:19,504 PETE, POSSIBLE CHANGE OF PLANS. 185 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,284 WE MAY HAVE TO SWING BYTHE TUX SHOP. 186 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:23,041 OK. WHY? 187 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,542 WELL, TOMORROW NIGHT, 188 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:26,122 I HAVE THESE AWFUL LOCAL MEDIA AWARDS. 189 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,290 I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO WITH MY PROGRAM DIRECTOR, 190 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:28,980 BUT HE CANCELED ON ME. 191 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,526 IT'S BLACK TIE, IT'S BORING, 192 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:33,084 AND YOU JUST WANNA EAT A GRENADE. 193 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:34,419 SOUNDS HIDEOUS. 194 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,321 YOU WANNA COME? I'M THERE. 195 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:38,890 YOU'RE WONDERFUL. 196 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:41,359 WELL, IT'S WONDERFUL TO DO WONDERFUL THINGS 197 00:07:41,395 --> 00:07:44,595 FOR SOMEONE... SO WONDERFUL. 198 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,364 I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 199 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,233 HERE YOU GO, SHARON. 200 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:50,602 OH, THANKS, BERG. 201 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,036 YOU'RE SWELL. 202 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:55,173 WELL, IT'S SWELL TO DO SWELLISH THINGS 203 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:56,941 FOR SOMEONE SO SWELL. 204 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:02,747 OH, PIZZA BOY. 205 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:08,787 MR. HARRISON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 206 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,166 WELL, I ASKED AT THE HOSPITAL, 207 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,600 AND THEY TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE HERE. 208 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:14,292 AND NOW, MR. SMART GUY, GUESS WHAT? 209 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,060 YOU'RE MY WAITER. 210 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,179 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WERE SO DOWN ON THE AWARDS. 211 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:25,470 IT WASN'T SO BAD. 212 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:26,771 AH, THAT'S BECAUSE 213 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,573 YOU'VE NEVER TRIED GOING WITHOUT YOU BEFORE. 214 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:30,520 YEAH, WELL, I WOULDN'T MIND GOING WITHOUT ME 215 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:32,344 AS LONG AS YOU WERE THERE. 216 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:47,291 YEAH, UM... I HAD A GREAT TIME. 217 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:48,760 YEAH. SO DID I. 218 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:50,506 AND I WANT TO THANK YOU. 219 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,063 NO, NO. I WANT TO THANK YOU. 220 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:53,331 TONIGHT WAS... 221 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:56,000 WELL, ACTUALLY, THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS HAVE BEEN... 222 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:58,169 A WHOLE NEW EXPERIENCE FOR ME. 223 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,205 YOU HAVE SUCH A GREAT ENERGY. 224 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,041 I WORK OUT. 225 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,780 SO, ARE YOU ENJOYING THE JOB? 226 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:10,225 WELL, THE WORD AROUND THE WATER COOLER IS 227 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:13,150 I'M UP FOR EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. 228 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,766 AM I STILL ON THE CLOCK? 229 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:18,856 NO. 230 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:23,373 GOOD. BECAUSE... I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING 231 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:24,741 THAT'S VERY UNLIKE ME. 232 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,965 DOES IT INVOLVE KISSING ME? 233 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,533 THAT'S THE BULK OF IT. 234 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:33,238 PETE, MY LIFE IS A LOT MORE COMPLICATED THAN YOU THINK. 235 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,706 ARE YOU MARRIED? 236 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,073 NOT ANYMORE. 237 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:38,420 ARE YOU SEEING SOMEONE? 238 00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:39,644 NOT YET. 239 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,292 WHO'S SHE? 240 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:55,328 MY LOVER. 241 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,467 I'M JUST KIDDING YOU. 242 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,038 SHE'S MY NANNY. 243 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,240 HI. 244 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,375 HI, MICHAEL. 245 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:12,522 AND THAT WOULD BE.. 246 00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:13,578 MY SON. 247 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:16,748 NOT KIDDING. 248 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,063 OH. 249 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,292 OK. IT'S COMING ALONG. 250 00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:30,038 I CALLED CAMBRIDGE HIGH AND GOT MY 12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING. 251 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:33,131 I SPOKE TO THE BALLET AND GOT MY 10 LORDS A-LEAPING. 252 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,444 WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GET 4 CALLING BIRDS, 253 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,379 3 FRENCH HENS, 2 TURTLE DOVES, AND A PARTRIDGE? 254 00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,470 10 PIGEONS OFF MY LEDGE. 255 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:41,550 HEY, MR. MAN ABOUT TOWN. 256 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,886 HOW'D IT GO AT THE AWARDS LAST NIGHT? 257 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,843 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GONNA WORK OUT 258 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,912 WITH ME AND KAITLIN. 259 00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:49,313 SHE LOST, HUH? 260 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,850 NO. NO, NO. 261 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,329 SHE'S GOT A 10-YEAR-OLD SON. 262 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:57,221 I CAN BARELY MAINTAIN A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP. 263 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:59,023 WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT DEALING WITH KIDS? 264 00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:01,170 YOU LIVED WITH ME FRESHMAN YEAR. 265 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,526 IT'S TOO COMPLICATED. 266 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:06,430 I GOT ENOUGH THINGS IN MY OWN LIFE TO WORRY ABOUT. 267 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:09,334 YOU'RE RIGHT. THERE'S THE PIZZA PLACE 268 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:12,537 AND, UH... OF COURSE, THE LOUNGING AROUND. 269 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,939 Sharon: COME ON, BERG, LEAVE HIM ALONE. 270 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,408 HE'S MAKING A RESPONSIBLE DECISION. 271 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,310 HE WOULDN'T JUST BE DATING KAITLIN. 272 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,845 HE'D BE DATING HER KID, TOO. 273 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,915 AND SPEAKING FROM A CHILD WHOSE MOTHER DATED A LOT, 274 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,249 IT'S REALLY HARD. 275 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,850 THANK YOU, SHARON. 276 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:29,253 EXCEPT I DID GET A LOT OF GREAT GIFTS. 277 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,966 ESPECIALLY FROM THE ONESWHO THOUGHT I DIDN'TLIKE THEM. 278 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:32,535 SHARON. 2 PONIES. 279 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,024 SHARON! 280 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,096 HELLO. 281 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,597 OH, HEY, BOB. 282 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,900 YOU DO? HOW MANY? 283 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,646 OH, OK. JUST KEEP THEM THERE. 284 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:46,548 OH, GOD. I JUST GOT A HOT TIP 285 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,539 ON A FAMILY OF PIPERS. 286 00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:50,319 THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER. 287 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,709 CHING! CHING! CHING! 288 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,060 HERE YOU GO, MR. HARRISON. 289 00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:59,350 THE USUAL... 290 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,096 A SLICE WITH EVERYTHING, NOTHING TOUCHING. 291 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,160 SEND IT BACK TWICE. STILL WRONG. 292 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,157 THE GINGER ALE'S FLAT. 293 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:10,228 YEAH. WHY DO YOU COME HERE 294 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,729 BECAUSE I WANT TO. 295 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,665 AND IF YOU GIVE ME ANY MORE TROUBLE, 296 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,410 I'M GONNA CALL MY GRANDSON... ALL-STATE WRESTLER. 297 00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:19,237 HE'S GONNA COME DOWN HERE AND KICK YOUR LANKY BUTT. 298 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,083 BUTT? IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, 299 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,607 I DON'T HAVE A BUTT. 300 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,458 HI, PETE. 301 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,215 KAITLIN. 302 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,661 PETE, BERG, THIS IS MICHAEL. 303 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,129 HEY, MICHAEL. HI, MICHAEL. 304 00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,164 YOU WANNA PLAY SOME PINBALL? 305 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,399 I NEED TO TALK TO PETE. 306 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,623 SURE. 307 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,025 WHAT'S UP? 308 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:44,128 I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU FOR LAST NIGHT. 309 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,197 I THOUGHT THAT WAS A REALLY AWKWARD WAY 310 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,365 FOR YOU TO FIND OUT I HAD A SON. 311 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:51,202 WHAT, THAT? NO, NO. I WAS EMBARRASSED. 312 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:54,305 I HAVE THE SAME PAJAMAS. 313 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,874 I WOULD'VE TOLD YOU EARLIER. 314 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,252 I JUST... I DIDN'T THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP 315 00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:00,044 WOULD GET TO WHERE IT DID SO SOON. 316 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,391 NOT REALLY. IT'S OK. 317 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:05,683 SO ANYWAY, IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT, 318 00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:06,951 GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME. 319 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,130 OK. 320 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,388 COME ON, MICHAEL. 321 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,167 WE'RE GOING TO MRS. SEALANDER'S. 322 00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:14,169 HEY, HEY. HE COULD STAY HERE WITH US IF HE WANTS. 323 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:16,294 OH. OH, YEAH. THAT'D BE GREAT. 324 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,361 PLEASE, MOM? 325 00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:18,796 I DON'T KNOW. 326 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,064 PLEASE? 327 00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:22,667 PETE, IS IT OK WITH YOU? 328 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,069 SURE, IT IS. PETE LOVES KIDS. 329 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,516 OK THEN. UH, IF THERE'S ANY PROBLEMS, 330 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,850 YOU'VE GOT MY CELL PHONE NUMBER. 331 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:31,153 I'LL BE BACK RIGHT AFTER RUSH HOUR. 332 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,255 UM, MICHAEL, ACT HUMAN. 333 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,379 BYE. 334 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,780 SEE YA. 335 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:42,086 SO, WHAT DO YOU AND PETE WANNA DO FIRST? 336 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,826 WELL, I'M GONNA GO PLAY PINBALL 337 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,106 WHILE HE LEAVES ME ALONE. 338 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,074 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO STAY HERE WITH US. 339 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,175 YOU SAID IT WOULD BE GREAT. 340 00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,766 THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE 341 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:58,281 MRS. SEALANDER'S APARTMENT SMELLS LIKE FEET. 342 00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,997 OH, HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU AT ALL. 343 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,376 WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? 344 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:06,856 BECAUSE I CAN'T LET YOULOSE KAITLIN 345 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,624 WITHOUT AT LEAST GIVING IT A CHANCE. 346 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:09,691 BUT IT'S NOT... NO, NO, NO. LOOK. 347 00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:10,926 IF YOU GET TO KNOW THE KID, 348 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,194 MAYBE YOU'LL LIKE HIM. 349 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:14,018 THIS MACHINE SUCKS! 350 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,454 YOU SHOULD TASTE THE PIZZA. 351 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,967 DADDY, COULD I PLEASE HAVE ONE MORE RIDE? 352 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,213 UH, IT'S GETTING DARK. 353 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,404 PLEASE. 354 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,672 OH, ALL RIGHT. 355 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,886 HOW CAN I SAY NO TO THAT FACE? 356 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:38,876 WHICH ONE'S YOURS? 357 00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,311 OH, THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. 358 00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:41,757 PETE, DID YOU SEE ME? 359 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:42,992 I CAUGHT MORE AIR THAN YOU DID. 360 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,182 YOU ARE THE MAN. YOU TOTALLY OUT-AIRED ME. 361 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,098 PETE! JUST ONE MORE RUN.JUST ONE MORE. 362 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,955 HE'S MINE, TOO. 363 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,490 PLEASE! PLEASE! 364 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,425 OK, OK. OK. ALL RIGHT. 365 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,026 BUT LISTEN, ONE MORE TIME. 366 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,473 THEN I PROMISED YOUR MOM I'D GET YOU HOME BEFORE DARK. 367 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,897 ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! 368 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:00,976 YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME, AREN'T YOU, PETE? 369 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,840 MAYBE. GOOD. 370 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,803 I SPOIL THE BIG ONE. 371 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,517 I WANNA THANK YOU FOR LETTING US USE YOUR FARM TO SLED. 372 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,552 IT'S GREAT. 373 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,708 AW, NO PROBLEM. 374 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,109 I DO IT EVERY YEAR FOR THE KIDS... 375 00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:15,179 AND THE $7.00 I CHARGE FOR PARKING. 376 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,785 HEY! THE LITTLE ONE'S HEADING FOR MY COWS! 377 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:22,886 Michael: AAH! 378 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,468 MICHAEL! MICHAEL, WATCH OUT! 379 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,492 BESSIE! 380 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,467 DOES IT HURT HERE? 381 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:37,468 YEAH. 382 00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,203 YEAH? OK. 383 00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:40,316 HOW ABOUT HERE? 384 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,772 A LITTLE. 385 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:44,875 AND HERE? 386 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,777 NO. 387 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,691 ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 388 00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,026 JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX. 389 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,394 PETE, CAN I TALK TO YOU 390 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,396 IN THE FRONT SEAT FOR A SECOND? 391 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,253 IS HE REALLY GOING TO BE OK? 392 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,654 YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 393 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,535 IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A COUPLE OF BRUISED RIBS, 394 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,503 BUT WE WON'T KNOW ANYTHING ELSE UNTIL WE SEE THE X-RAYS. 395 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,027 POOR LITTLE FELLA. 396 00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:06,731 YOU DID SEE THE SIGN RELEASING ME FROM ALL LIABILITY? 397 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,266 Michael: AM I GONNA DIE? 398 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,613 NO. NO. 399 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,004 YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. YOU'RE A TOUGH KID. 400 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,639 IT'S THE COW THAT WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT. 401 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,807 YOU KNOCKED THE BUTTER RIGHT OUT OF HER. 402 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:19,677 OW. DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. 403 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,144 I'M SORRY. YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 404 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,213 RIGHT, BUDDY? 405 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,215 LISTEN, IF IT STARTS TO FEEL BAD, 406 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,850 I WANT YOU TO SQUEEZE MY HAND, OK? 407 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,263 WE SHOULD PROBABLY CALL HIS MOM. 408 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,720 GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT. 409 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:30,788 PETE? 410 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,056 WHAT? 411 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,368 YOU'RE SQUEEZING A LITTLE TOO HARD. 412 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:34,758 OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 413 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,861 AND TRAFFIC IS BUMPER-TO-BUMPER 414 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,662 ON THE WORCHESTER TURNPIKE 415 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,542 BECAUSE OF A 4-CAR FENDER BENDER. 416 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,077 SO IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT HOME BY NEW YEAR'S, 417 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,567 AVOID THE WORCHESTER PIKE. 418 00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,269 OK, PHIL, BACK TO YOU. 419 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,840 KAITLIN RUSH. 420 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,709 HI, KAITLIN. IT'S PETE. 421 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,443 HEY. IS EVERYTHING OK? 422 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,780 OH, YEAH. FINE, FINE, FINE. 423 00:16:55,815 --> 00:17:00,151 LISTEN, UM, FIRST THING... MICHAEL IS FINE, OK? 424 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,319 WE WENT SLEDDING, AND WE HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT. 425 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,754 MOM? I HIT A COW. 426 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,056 Kaitlin: WHAT?! 427 00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:07,524 DON'T WORRY. THE COW'S INSURED. 428 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,160 OH, MY GOD. WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HIM? 429 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,596 BOSTON MEMORIAL. 430 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,498 LISTEN, TRAFFIC IS REALLY BACKED UP OUT THERE. 431 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,999 WHICH WAY SHOULD I GO? 432 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,581 DAMN. I'M ABOUT TO GET BACK ON THE AIR. 433 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:22,139 LISTEN, WHATEVER I SAY ON THE RADIO, 434 00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:24,308 DO THE OPPOSITE. GOT IT? 435 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:26,009 DO THE OPPOSITE. GOT IT. 436 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,079 OK. THIS IS KAITLIN RUSH 437 00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,314 GETTING YOU THROUGH THE RUSH HOUR. 438 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,516 LET'S HAND IT TO THOSE STATE POLICE 439 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,119 FOR THEIR MIRACULOUSLY FAST CLEANUP 440 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,399 OF THAT 4-CAR WORCHESTER PIKE PILEUP. 441 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:40,390 WAY TO GO, GUYS. 442 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,626 EVERYONE SHOULD GO THAT WAY, 443 00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,661 ESPECIALLY SINCE THERE LOOKS TO BE 444 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,930 A NEW 20-CAR PILEUP. 445 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,433 BUT THIS ONE'S ON THE MASSACHUSETTS TURNPIKE. 446 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,436 I'M OVERHEAD, 447 00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:54,016 AND IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE TRUCKS DOWN THERE 448 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:58,008 WAS CARRYING... ANGRY BEES. 449 00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:00,310 THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE. 450 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,980 SO WHATEVER YOU DO, 451 00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:04,549 TAKE THE WORCHESTER PIKE 452 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,817 AND STAY OFF THE MASS PIKE. 453 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,352 THANK YOU, KAITLIN. 454 00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,688 COME ON, LITTLE BIRDIES, 455 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,283 WE'RE TAKING THE WORCHESTER PIKE. 456 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,772 THAT TRAFFIC THING WAS BRILLIANT. 457 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,029 THANKS. 458 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,331 I'M JUST GONNA SIT WITH HIM. 459 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,927 ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE OUTSIDE. 460 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,340 IS SHE OK? 461 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,408 YEAH. 462 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,853 HOW ABOUT YOU? YOU OK? 463 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,277 YEAH, I'M FINE. 464 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,611 I'M SORRY. 465 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,414 SHARON WAS RIGHT. 466 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,215 GETTING INVOLVED WITH A WOMAN WHO HAS A KID 467 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,017 IS A VERY, VERY BIG DEAL. 468 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,152 BERG, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 469 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:46,157 THE KID SEEMS TO REALLY LIKE YOU. 470 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,270 I REALLY LIKE THAT KID. 471 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,060 THEN DON'T GO BACK IN THERE. 472 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,428 WHAT? 473 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,664 I'M JUST SAYING, IF YOU STOPPED SEEING KAITLIN, 474 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:56,234 NO ONE WOULD BLAME YOU. 475 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,502 SHE'S FANTASTIC, YOU KNOW? 476 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,097 AND I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO STOP SEEING HER. 477 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,276 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 478 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,044 ME? 479 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:10,080 I'D RUN FOR THE HILLS SO FAST. 480 00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:11,749 Nurse: BERGEN. 481 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,350 THERE YOU ARE. 482 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,885 HELLO, NURSE HAVERSHAM. 483 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,031 I WAS JUST GOING OVER THE WEEK'S LOGS, 484 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,588 AND YOU FORGOT TO SIGN OUT MR. HARRISON. 485 00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:20,001 UH, NO, NO. WHOEVER WAS ON DUTY AT THE TIME 486 00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:21,337 SHOULD HAVE SIGNED HIM OUT 487 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,671 WHEN HIS DAUGHTER PICKED HIM UP. 488 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,228 HE DOESN'T HAVE A DAUGHTER. 489 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,297 YES, HE DOES. SHE'S A LAWYER. 490 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,366 AND HIS GRANDSON'S GONNA KICK MY LANKY BUTT. 491 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:33,337 ACCORDING TO THIS, HE HAS NOBODY. 492 00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,179 WHO IS IT? 493 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,614 Berg: PIZZA. 494 00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,515 PIZZA? 495 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,818 I DIDN'T ORDER A PIZZA. 496 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,520 HELLO, MR. HARRISON.HOW... 497 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,791 WHAT KIND OF PIZZA? 498 00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:57,794 IT'S YOUR FAVORITE... 499 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,530 EVERYTHING ON IT, NOTHING TOUCHING. 500 00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,671 I SUPPOSE NOW YOU WANNA COME IN. 501 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,308 NO, NOT REALLY. 502 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,511 BUT I WILL. 503 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,947 OK, YOU BIG LOSER. 504 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,065 IF YOU PEOPLE DON'T MOVE, 505 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,856 I'M GONNA HAVE AN OFFICE IN THE BASEMENT! 506 00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:05,229 SHUT UP, YOU FLYING RATS! 507 00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,704 I HATE CHRISTMAS. 508 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:20,922 COME ON, SHAR, IT'S YOUR TURN. 509 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,146 NO. 510 00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:23,513 WILL YOU CHEER UP? 511 00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:24,559 WE BOUGHT YOU A NICE PRESENT 512 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:25,593 WITH PETE'S MONEY. 513 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:26,628 NOW COME ON. 514 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,718 COME ON, SHARON. ONE RUN. 515 00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:29,853 ONE RUN. 516 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,422 OK. ONE RUN. 517 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,290 YEAH! WHOO! 518 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:34,335 THAT'S IT FOR TODAY, GUYS. 519 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:35,404 NO MORE SLEDDING. 520 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,260 Sharon: WHOO-HOO! 521 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,663 WHOO-HOO! WHOO! 522 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:44,801 SHE'S HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE COWS. 523 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,203 THOSE AREN'T COWS. 524 00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:48,406 I JUST LET OUT THE BULLS. 525 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,507 SHARON! 526 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,941 SHARON! RUN! 527 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,677 OK. LOSE THE RED SCARF! 528 00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:54,845 DON'T WAVE IT! 529 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,394 OW! OW! OW! 530 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,580 OW! OW! OW! 32929

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