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When was the last time
that you visited Fukuoka?
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I haven't been back to Japan
for quite some time.
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It hasn't changed much.
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Actually, a lot has been happening.
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There has been an increase in tourists
from Asia who find Japan nostalgic.
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We've also welcomed in wealthy immigrants.
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It's sparking
an unexpected economic revival.
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By using robots and my kind like slaves?
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I guess...
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But in general, robots don't complain.
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True that.
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Where's the Major and gang?
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A terrorist attack and a strike
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have delayed their arrival
by about a week.
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I see.
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Where are you going, Batou?
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Tell the Old Man I'll see him
when the Major gets here.
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See ya.
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PIE IN THE SKY
First Bank Robbery
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My ID and password?
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Was it this one?
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May I help you?
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I wish I could get some prosthetic eyes.
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It won't make a difference
unless you have a cyberbrain.
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A cyberbrain, huh?
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It seems you have the wrong password.
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-What was it again?
-Heading out, sir?
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ENTER PIN NUMBER
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Your incompetence is holding up the line.
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Sorry, sir.
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Carry on.
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Since when did the bank
become a nursing home?
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Customer number 25.
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Please proceed to teller number one.
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Converting from former yen to yen-dollar.
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Do you prefer electronic money or cash?
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Cash, please.
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Thank you.
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Your savings account balance is
37,638,997 yen.
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-She's been saving up.
-That converts to 2,245,200 yen-dollars.
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Wait. I don't understand.
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This is all I get? It's not enough!
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-Thank you for choosing our bank.
-You have to do something!
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It's the redenomination.
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The money changed.
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But without that money...
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What am I to do?
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The yen-dollar rate stinks right now.
Seven percent is better than usual.
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But this is all I have.
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Without that money...
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What the--?
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-Hands in the air!
-Do as he says!
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Any funny business and we'll shoot!
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Leave now and no one gets hurt.
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What are you waiting for?
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Hurry! Get moving!
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A bank robbery?
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Is everyone gone?
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We have ten minutes
until emergency power kicks in.
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Okay.
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What shall we do?
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You hide here for now.
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Time to get back what's ours.
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Who're you?
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Stay back, or I'll shoot!
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You can't shoot for shit.
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Goddamn amateurs.
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Shit!
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Give me your gun.
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What the hell?
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Another old geezer?
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You're amazing!
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About time you start doing your job.
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They're all yours.
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Put down the gun, or I'll shoot!
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Sorry about this, lady.
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Put down the gun!
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Hurry!
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You got this down.
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You know the place inside out.
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Been working here over 30 years.
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You must've been
one hell of a security guard.
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It's thanks to this leg.
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The government subsidizes the bank
when they hire men like me.
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Are you the only human working here?
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No, the branch manager is also human.
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Where the hell is he
while his branch is being robbed?
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He has a meeting on Thursdays.
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A very private kind of meeting.
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Damn it!
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I thought this would work.
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Come on! We're running out of time!
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What's so funny?
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It's just, I was thinking
how good you are at this.
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Wait a sec!
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You're a cyborg, right?
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You open that safe.
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If you say so.
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Step aside.
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I don't believe it!
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Happy now?
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Incredible. He opened it with one kick.
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There's ten million yen-dollars here!
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Just hurry up and take it!
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How do you intend to use that money?
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What do you mean?
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You've gotta know you can't use it.
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What? Why not?
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We can exchange it for gold.
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It's tagged with serial numbers.
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Spend it in Japan,
and you'll be behind bars in no time.
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Nashida, is that true?
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And here I was thinking you geezers
were badass for robbing a bank.
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What a bummer ending.
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Are you happy now?
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Still time to run.
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As long as that old lady and I keep quiet,
no one will know you were involved.
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I knew we wouldn't be able
to use that money.
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But I won't be happy
until I get back at that asshole!
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What the--?
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No one move!
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What are you doing?
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Take one step, and he's dead.
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Can't you do something about this?
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You must know how we can use that money
without being caught.
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What are you talking about?
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You're going to get yourself hurt.
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Shut up, you two!
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You are aware that threatening people
like this is a criminal offense?
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Of course, so you better do
as I say this instant.
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Oh, no! It's the cops!
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We're done for.
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Then we better be quick.
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Hurry up and do something!
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We got a call about a bank robbery,
but the security system didn't activate.
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The shutters are down.
You think it's a false alarm?
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Not a chance.
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Then it's the first bank robbery
in 25 years.
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Is that him?
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It wasn't me.
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I'm a hostage.
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More hostages are inside.
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What was it again?
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"Any funny moves
and we start killing hostages."
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Those were the robbers' words.
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-What else did they--
-Stay back!
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This is a bomb.
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BANK ROBBERY AND HOSTAGE STANDOFF
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Batou is on the news!
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Really?
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What's he doing?
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They say it's the first bank robbery
in 25 years.
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He's been dragged into it.
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A bank robbery?
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It's a criminal act people used to do
before we were born.
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Purin said Batou was coming back today
after being away for six years.
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Then how did he get mixed up in a robbery?
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Purin! I thought you went
to pick up Batou!
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Batou is in trouble!
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Batou?
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Don't do anything to provoke them.
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I'll be back with more demands.
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How many are there?
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Three.
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No. Four.
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What about hostages?
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Five, including me.
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What did your husband do?
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He taught Russian literature
at a university.
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He spent all his time in his study
even on his days off.
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He was always reading.
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He wouldn't quit his job
even after he got sick.
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It was too late by the time
we knew how bad it was.
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He said I always spent too much.
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So he gave me the money
he'd been secretly saving up.
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Three days later, he passed away.
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You can stop pretending you're tied up.
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That's the money you withdrew?
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I was going to spend it all before I go.
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Before you go?
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I don't have much time left.
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I didn't want to trouble
those close to me,
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so I was heading off to Switzerland.
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Is it a special place
for you and your husband?
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No.
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I was going there to die.
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You see, euthanasia is legal
in Switzerland.
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But this isn't enough.
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How much does it cost to die?
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Three million yen-dollars.
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That much?
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The Global Simultaneous Default destroyed
any hope of a decent retirement.
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Global Simultaneous Default?
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You don't know about that, either?
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My husband took care of all our finances.
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Financial systems around the world
suddenly ground to a halt.
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It destroyed the world economy
in mere seconds.
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Now I can't even buy my grandchild
a backpack for school.
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I just hoped for enough to bury my wife.
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That's all I wanted.
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This is yours.
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Who on earth are you?
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Why are you helping us?
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I'm with the police.
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If that's supposed to be a joke,
it's not funny.
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I don't understand.
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The branch manager left
right before the robbery.
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-That's right.
-What happened?
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He said he'd make us rich and used
our pension fund to buy cryptocurrency.
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Then he lost it all!
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Why am I not surprised?
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Let's get that money of yours back!
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00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:13,657
Well now, your branch manager
really is quite the villain.
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You're not his only victims.
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00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:21,498
Besides cryptocurrency, what else does
he do with other people's money?
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He spends it on his mistress.
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00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:31,091
Then it'll be easy to get back at him.
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00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:36,096
But I'll need some seed money
if you want me to get your pensions back.
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00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,183
How much can you spare?
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Why do we need to give you money
to get ours back?
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I have 2,245,200 yen-dollars.
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But that's all the money you've got!
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It's not even enough as it is.
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Look at me, taking a gamble at this age.
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My husband would be furious.
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Easy come, easy go.
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00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,052
Why are you---?
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00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:20,933
Risked my ass earning this,
but it was a shitload of fun.
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Everyone have mobile devices?
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Use them to access this account.
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There's 12,335,200 yen-dollars in there.
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Use it to borrow cryptocurrency.
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Let's buy QWE from America.
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Q-W-E...
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Okay, done.
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00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,020
We borrowed
three million yen-dollars' worth each.
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That's 22,502 QWE.
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Good. Now start selling it.
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Sell it?
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-Sell what we borrowed?
-Hurry. We don't have time.
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Where do I press to do that?
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There.
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Yes! I've sold it all!
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Me, too!
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00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,096
Now for the icing on the cake.
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Didn't expect 'em that quick.
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Where are they?
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00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,913
I don't know. They just disappeared.
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What took so long?
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You almost got us killed.
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00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:12,711
Where's the bomb?
252
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,547
The robbers took off with it.
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Hostages secured!
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Call the medics!
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00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,719
The perps escaped!
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00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:29,645
Your account balance is
11,350,000 yen-dollars.
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00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,773
It really was deposited!
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00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:34,942
Keep it down, you idiot.
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00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:40,697
Now I can buy my grandchild that backpack.
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00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:45,911
More news on the first bank robbery
in 25 years.
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It was determined that a terminal
at the bank was used to transmit
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a virus to a cryptocurrency exchange.
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This allowed QWE to be plundered,
causing the currency's value to crash.
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-The branch manager was arrested for...
-He got what he deserved.
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00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:07,057
He was with his mistress,
but I bet he won't use that as his alibi.
266
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:12,229
It's all thanks to that giant
with the prosthetic eyes.
267
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:18,235
I hope Kaede is happy now.
268
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:19,861
Yeah.
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00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:39,047
All passengers boarding JASNA Flight 352
departing at 10:20 a.m.
270
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:44,136
bound for Zurich, Switzerland,
please hurry to gate 23.
271
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,555
I'm sorry, dear.
272
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:52,227
I've always preferred warm weather.
273
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:57,399
I'm going to enjoy myself a little more
before I join you.
274
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,651
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