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Dick Gregory, everyone.
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What a lineup,
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but before we see George Carlin,
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Albert Brooks,
and Richard Pryor,
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give it up for a new comic,
who I'm sure is just as edgy
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and scathingly intelligent,
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Krusty the Clown.
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Hey, hey.
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So, uh,
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sports are in the news,
am I right?
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And the biggest game
of them all is...
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the Super Bowl.
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How is your comedy
ending the war?
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Even a hack's got to eat.
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Uh, welcome to
Worth-A-Try Burger.
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We know you have a lot of other
choices to eat in this town,
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and-and many of them
are excellent.
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Yeah, yeah,
just knock on the can
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when my burger's ready.
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Here you go.
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Whoa, that was fast,
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the most important factor
in a good food experience.
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That's thanks to this beauty,
the Triple Patty Flipper,
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invented by me
and my partner here.
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It speeds up
the cook-time threefold.
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But business
has been a little slow,
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even with our new radio ad.
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♪ Taste our burger,
you will love it ♪
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♪ But there's a possibility
that you won't ♪
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♪ It's worth a try ♪
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♪ The place next door
is pretty good, too. ♪
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Geez.
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You're the most modest
businessmen I ever met.
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Oh, gosh, no.
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I'm sure there's people
much more modest than us.
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You schmendricks got to
triple-flip that loser attitude.
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This place could be huge.
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If you just had some shameless
schmendrick to promote it,
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who knows what
the future could hold.
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Hey, hey. It's Krusty Burger's
50th anniversary,
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and I want you
to celebrate with me
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at Krusty Fest.
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Meet all your favorite
Krustyland characters
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from the good old days.
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Burger Reynolds.
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Grilly Cheese King.
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Jack Pickleson.
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Patty Meltin' John.
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Patty Meltin' John.
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I remember when he sang
at Princess Fries' funeral.
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And we got hamburgers
at the original price
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of 25 cents!
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Marge, cancel that trip
you booked a year ago
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to the
Holland Michigan Tulip Days.
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We're going to a cheap
hamburger festival!
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Whoa, Me and the Space Clown.
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They're showing the only copy
that's not in a landfill.
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Don't die, Space Clown.
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I love you.
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Only one thing can save me now:
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Every kid out there needs to buy
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a Mega-sized Krusty meal.
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Full price.
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Money is my oxygen.
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Mmm. Mmm!
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It's working.
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The stupid kids fell for it!
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Lisa, I got you one with a patty
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that's 100% veggie.
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Yeah, the burgers
never had actual meat,
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but somehow the sodas do.
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I swore I'd never eat
a hamburger sandwich
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made by that clown.
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I got my reasons.
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Oh, Abe, you and your reasons.
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I'm sorry you're upset,
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but it's nice to have someone
to be a little grumpy with.
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Yup,
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we've always had a special
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Grampa-Lisa connection.
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You know, we do.
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I call it "Grampsa."
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Oh, that's why you always
say that.
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One pillowcase worth of
25-cent Krusty burgers, please.
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How are you gonna carry
all these burgers?
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Pillowcase full of pillowcases.
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Boy, I finally have something
to pass onto you,
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cheeseburger-ational wealth.
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I've never loved you more.
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Well, at least they're
having a good time.
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It'll never last.
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Every time a Simpson
thinks he's got it made,
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life comes along
and slaps us silly.
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It's a curse, I tells you.
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Burger hawks!
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Punch them in the beaks.
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- Get out of here!
- Go away!
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Eh, the Simpson curse.
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Oh, yeah, I love caviar.
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Mmm.
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Oh, so many fish
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that'll never be fish. Mmm.
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- Krusty.
- Mm?
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I'm Augustus Red field,
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chairman of
the Red Star Corporation.
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Yeah, yeah, hey, hey.
Sarah, get this yutz a heads hot
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and sign it from me
"with warm regards."
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I'm here to destroy you
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for what you did to me.
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Change that to
"regular regards."
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Who the hell
do you think you are?!
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Hey, it's you.
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Worth-A-Try Burger, right?
You doing good?
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I'm the ninth richest man
in the world now.
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Okay, warmest regards.
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You stole my restaurant
50 years ago.
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I plotted and waited
until your moment of triumph
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to tell you this:
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I just bought your
parent company,
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and you're finished.
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You are immediately fired
from Krusty Burger,
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The Krusty the Clown Show,
and Krusty Enterprises.
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You can no longer call yourself
"Krusty the Clown,"
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"Krusty," or "Clown,"
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and we own all
your slide whistle noises.
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You think you got me,
huh, big shot?
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Well, let's see
what my loyal fans
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think about that.
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Attention,
me-worshipping nobodies,
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I am the victim of a coup.
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This evil billionaire
just stabbed me in the back!
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We love you, Krusty!
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All burgers are now 24 cents.
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Let our new hero speak!
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Hand over your side hair.
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And the top knot.
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I finally have what any
billionaire businessman wants,
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total revenge
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on the clown
who stole his dream.
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I only wish that
I could share this moment
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with my dear old partner
from Worth-A-Try Burger,
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who helped me launch that dream
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50 years ago.
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Old partner? That's me.
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No, it's not, Dad.
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Nothing is you.
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Abe Simpson, it is you.
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It is. Oh...
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My old friend,
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I am about to change your life.
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Dad, it's not you!
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Hey, hey, kids. These burgers
are "Worth a try."
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And don't forget
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the fries.
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Wow, look at that crowd.
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Who would've thought a clown
could sell hamburgers?
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This Krusty guy
falling into our laps
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is the best thing that ever
could've happened to us.
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Give me more cash.
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But we already cut you in
for a third of the business.
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Without me,
there is no business.
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I finally found
my true purpose as an artist,
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selling cheap meat to fat kids.
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Now give me half, or I walk.
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Come on, what's it gonna be?
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Tough banana skins.
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And now to never regret this.
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Welcome to Krusty Burger!
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Yay!
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And the burgers
come faster than ever,
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thanks to my patented
"Krusty Triple Flopper."
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We knew he stole jokes,
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but entire casual dining
business plans?
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Well, Abe, the way I see it,
when you get screwed over,
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there are two things you can do:
Give up or fight.
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I'm a fighter, and I don't care
how long it takes,
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I'm gonna get revenge
on that clown.
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Are you with me?
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I never let myself
get stepped on again.
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I ruthlessly built an empire
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till I was rich enough
to ruin Krusty
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and own six cable networks,
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several deep-sea diamond mines,
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and a company that makes
three-wheeled motorcycles
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for old weirdos.
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Whoa.
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Abe, now that I've got
our burger business back,
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I need you by my side.
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I want you to sit
on my board of directors.
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Grampa, you love sitting.
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The board is meeting
in New York on Monday.
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Wow, Dad, now you can be
a Republican
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because you're rich and greedy,
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and not because you're old
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and don't know how
to change the channel.
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But what if I blow it?
Like I did all those years ago.
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That's the Simpson curse.
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But this time, you've got
a brilliant businessman
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like Gus on your side.
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You can break the curse.
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Okay, honey, I'll do it,
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but only if you come with me.
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- Me?
- Yeah.
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I can't do this
without "Grampsa."
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Oh, then I'm in.
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Dad, since you've got
a rich friend,
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what about our special bond?
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What about "Gromer"?
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"Hampa"?
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What about "Abe-Ho"?
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Is that a bond? Is it?
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♪ Fly with me ♪
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♪ And you'll see ♪
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♪ My whole world ♪
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♪ Of shameless ostentation ♪
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♪ I adore ♪
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♪ Having more ♪
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♪ Than Bill Gates since his ♪
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♪ Separation ♪
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♪ Rich enough to buy paradise ♪
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♪ If they make it,
I can hoard it ♪
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♪ Got to say I just abhor it ♪
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♪ I want to change the world ♪
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♪ You can't afford it ♪
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♪ There's no need
for such greed ♪
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♪ But I love mass accumulation ♪
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♪ Best of all, it's tax-free ♪
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♪ Because I am technically ♪
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♪ A charity ♪
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♪ On a barge ♪
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♪ In the North Sea. ♪
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You've got to be pretty classy
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to show off this much.
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Come, meet my family.
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Let's find out who
my favorite child is today.
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What have you done
for the Red field empire?
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Dad, I'm gonna start a religion
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where you're the Jesus.
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Think of the tax implications.
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Please, please, think of them.
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Dad, as we speak,
there are 10,000 influencers
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at my island music festival.
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Too bad the bands
haven't shown up,
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and there's no food, toilets,
or ways off the island.
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No biggie, nobody died.
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Well, nobody famous died.
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Okay, I hope none of you
like Kenny Chesney.
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Daddy, thanks
for putting me in charge
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of R&D.
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Hey, R&D's my job.
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It's research and development,
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not race cars
and downward spiraling.
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My therapist says my rock bottom
belongs to me.
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And now, it's dinnertime.
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To be made by the original
Worth-A-Try partners, at...
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Our old stand.
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♪ Taste our burger ♪
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♪ You will love it ♪
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♪ But there's a possibility ♪
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♪ That you won't ♪
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♪ It's worth a try! ♪
262
00:11:47,336 --> 00:11:49,445
Lisa, why don't we get
some fresh air?
263
00:11:49,672 --> 00:11:51,462
Are you enjoying the valley?
264
00:11:51,548 --> 00:11:54,392
Because we could totally
change it to Mount Everest.
265
00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:57,787
Well, we already rode them
down the Giza pyramid
266
00:11:57,937 --> 00:11:59,196
and up the Burj Khalifa.
267
00:11:59,347 --> 00:12:01,831
Yes, let's head back
to the stables.
268
00:12:06,188 --> 00:12:09,033
Oh, wheat grass.
269
00:12:09,118 --> 00:12:10,875
No, that's for the horses.
270
00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:14,388
Oh, phew. I've been pretending
to like it for years.
271
00:12:14,629 --> 00:12:17,373
My dad has done nothing
but ruthlessly build
272
00:12:17,457 --> 00:12:18,962
his empire for decades,
273
00:12:19,048 --> 00:12:20,932
but flipping burgers
with your grandpa
274
00:12:21,018 --> 00:12:22,775
was the first time
275
00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,370
I've ever seen him at peace.
276
00:12:24,456 --> 00:12:26,004
That's wonderful.
277
00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:28,831
It's terrible.
He's gone soft in the head.
278
00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:31,110
Really? He seems pretty with it.
279
00:12:31,195 --> 00:12:34,140
Then why would he give a seat
on the board to a man
280
00:12:34,225 --> 00:12:36,144
who tried to make a phone call
281
00:12:36,229 --> 00:12:38,147
with a box of raisins?
282
00:12:38,317 --> 00:12:41,059
Oh, I was hoping
you didn't see that.
283
00:12:41,144 --> 00:12:44,071
Grampa calls the raisins
"phone berries."
284
00:12:44,155 --> 00:12:46,591
But I think this is
a golden opportunity.
285
00:12:46,677 --> 00:12:48,761
Imagine how a progressive,
286
00:12:48,846 --> 00:12:50,662
Earth-loving woman like me
287
00:12:50,746 --> 00:12:53,173
could change the course
of this regressive,
288
00:12:53,258 --> 00:12:55,158
Earth-hating company.
289
00:12:55,328 --> 00:12:58,048
Oh, rebranding.
290
00:12:58,134 --> 00:12:59,725
And not just performative.
291
00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,650
For instance, we'd provide
292
00:13:02,735 --> 00:13:04,568
more opportunities for...
293
00:13:06,532 --> 00:13:07,778
...polar bears.
294
00:13:07,863 --> 00:13:09,797
They're the only creatures
295
00:13:09,934 --> 00:13:11,433
I wish had white privilege.
296
00:13:11,519 --> 00:13:12,759
It's so exciting.
297
00:13:12,844 --> 00:13:14,918
My dad is stepping down
and giving control to me.
298
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,411
That's amazing.
299
00:13:16,536 --> 00:13:18,536
It's all gonna happen on Monday,
300
00:13:18,663 --> 00:13:20,923
when your grandfather votes
to force him out.
301
00:13:21,037 --> 00:13:22,864
- What?
- Uh...
302
00:13:23,661 --> 00:13:25,265
it's my turn in the room.
303
00:13:25,863 --> 00:13:27,138
Ew.
304
00:13:29,639 --> 00:13:32,065
Dad, look what they've
done to Krusty's show.
305
00:13:32,149 --> 00:13:33,597
Up-bup-bup. You can't call him
306
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:36,388
that name anymore,
or we'll get sued.
307
00:13:36,895 --> 00:13:39,427
It's the
Herschel The Comical Man Show.
308
00:13:40,094 --> 00:13:44,052
I'm your announcer, Nothing Mel.
309
00:13:44,136 --> 00:13:47,293
And here's a performer
who's not violating
310
00:13:47,379 --> 00:13:50,269
any termination agreement
implied or in writing.
311
00:13:50,355 --> 00:13:51,582
Him.
312
00:13:51,735 --> 00:13:53,309
Hee-hoo, kids.
313
00:13:53,461 --> 00:13:55,479
Say hi to Mr. Teeny-Dog,
314
00:13:55,563 --> 00:13:57,982
who's not affiliated
with Krusty Enterprises,
315
00:13:58,076 --> 00:14:01,150
its designees, or assigns.
316
00:14:01,245 --> 00:14:05,115
Haw-haw! You don't control
your own I.P.
317
00:14:07,668 --> 00:14:09,351
That sure drained
the confetti
318
00:14:09,437 --> 00:14:11,097
from his fire bucket.
319
00:14:12,683 --> 00:14:14,269
Dad is losing it,
320
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,043
and what are these "hamburger"
things he's making us eat?
321
00:14:17,129 --> 00:14:19,897
I can't touch food
with my hand skin.
322
00:14:20,172 --> 00:14:21,745
Are you sure we've got the votes
323
00:14:21,841 --> 00:14:23,340
to oust him
at the meeting Monday?
324
00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:25,417
Don't worry.
I'm just about to seal the deal
325
00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:28,388
on my little blonde
insurance policy.
326
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:31,432
♪ Greenhouse gases ♪
327
00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:35,351
♪ Might be substantially
reduced ♪
328
00:14:35,446 --> 00:14:37,802
♪ Over the next ♪
329
00:14:37,886 --> 00:14:42,644
♪ 30 years. ♪
330
00:14:43,489 --> 00:14:47,231
This movie is so moving
and didactic.
331
00:14:47,365 --> 00:14:48,616
You made this?
332
00:14:48,701 --> 00:14:51,211
Chloé Zhao made it.
I just financed it
333
00:14:51,294 --> 00:14:53,036
and took three different
producer credits.
334
00:14:53,188 --> 00:14:54,715
But this is
the kind of messaging
335
00:14:54,798 --> 00:14:57,466
I want my family's company
to put into the world,
336
00:14:57,618 --> 00:15:00,386
but I need you
to convince your grandpa
337
00:15:00,471 --> 00:15:02,712
to vote to give me control
of the board.
338
00:15:02,865 --> 00:15:04,306
Oh, yes, but
339
00:15:04,533 --> 00:15:07,625
wouldn't Grampa be betraying
his oldest friend?
340
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,794
It would give my dad the sweet
retirement he's earned,
341
00:15:10,964 --> 00:15:12,307
with Abe by his side.
342
00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:13,734
But that's fine, forget it.
343
00:15:13,817 --> 00:15:16,210
We'll just let my company
continue its campaign
344
00:15:16,302 --> 00:15:18,552
to sell handguns to dogs.
345
00:15:19,296 --> 00:15:21,918
No, no. I'll do it!
346
00:15:42,495 --> 00:15:45,181
Lisa, I'm so glad
you made me come here.
347
00:15:45,331 --> 00:15:47,250
Who knew having
a purpose in life
348
00:15:47,334 --> 00:15:49,251
would give my life purpose?
349
00:15:49,336 --> 00:15:50,186
About that,
350
00:15:50,336 --> 00:15:52,216
Sheila's gonna propose a motion,
351
00:15:52,301 --> 00:15:53,966
and I think you should
vote "yes" on it.
352
00:15:54,052 --> 00:15:56,235
It'll be a nice thing
for you and Gus.
353
00:15:56,404 --> 00:15:58,216
And great for the world.
354
00:15:58,361 --> 00:15:59,753
Just trust me on this.
355
00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:03,365
Why wouldn't I trust you?
We're Grampsa.
356
00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:07,355
Let me take a selfie
of this perfect moment.
357
00:16:08,764 --> 00:16:11,280
This meeting of the board
of the Red Star Corporation
358
00:16:11,365 --> 00:16:12,615
will come to order.
359
00:16:12,735 --> 00:16:15,011
Present are
CEO Augustus Red field,
360
00:16:15,096 --> 00:16:17,113
Sheila Red field, Colby Red field,
361
00:16:17,197 --> 00:16:20,365
Mav Red field...
362
00:16:20,557 --> 00:16:23,427
Angela Merkel,
the bald, creepy Shark Tank guy,
363
00:16:23,513 --> 00:16:25,119
TikTok superstar
Charli D'Amelio.
364
00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:26,221
What do you do?
365
00:16:26,373 --> 00:16:28,206
Well, I entertain people
on their phones
366
00:16:28,299 --> 00:16:30,041
while they watch TV.
How about you?
367
00:16:30,134 --> 00:16:32,452
I am often the only
voice of reason
368
00:16:32,538 --> 00:16:34,629
in all of Europe.
369
00:16:34,715 --> 00:16:37,355
Cool. How do you monetize that?
370
00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:38,931
I don't.
371
00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:41,311
And Abraham Simpson.
372
00:16:41,457 --> 00:16:43,716
Welcome, my old friend.
373
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:46,400
I have a motion to introduce.
374
00:16:46,485 --> 00:16:49,196
Daddy, you are
the greatest human
375
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,630
to ever walk the planet.
376
00:16:50,716 --> 00:16:53,115
So, I say this out of devotion,
377
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,418
respect and pure love.
378
00:16:55,644 --> 00:16:57,578
You're a dinosaur,
and it's time to turn into oil
379
00:16:57,663 --> 00:16:59,087
to fuel the next generation.
380
00:16:59,239 --> 00:17:00,399
What did you say?
381
00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:02,250
This is a vote of no confidence.
382
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:04,166
Your mind has turned to tapioca.
383
00:17:04,261 --> 00:17:06,894
You are out as CEO, and I'm in.
384
00:17:06,997 --> 00:17:08,913
You're gonna be
Cousin Greg's intern now.
385
00:17:09,755 --> 00:17:11,684
All right, so, uh,
386
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:14,497
I mostly just get sandwiches
for the security guards,
387
00:17:14,605 --> 00:17:16,709
but it's more complicated
than it sounds.
388
00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:19,016
There's, like,
five kinds of bread now.
389
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:20,776
This is a nice thing?
390
00:17:20,950 --> 00:17:22,519
Oh, it sounded nicer
391
00:17:22,613 --> 00:17:24,946
after our virtual
horseback ride.
392
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,816
Do all of you kids
feel this way?
393
00:17:26,971 --> 00:17:28,498
Yes, Dad. Right?
394
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:31,142
Um... yeah-o?
395
00:17:31,438 --> 00:17:33,288
Sure, w-why not? Unless, yes.
396
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:36,349
I mean, whatever, it's all good.
Unless it's bad.
397
00:17:36,442 --> 00:17:39,627
We have a motion
of no confidence.
398
00:17:39,779 --> 00:17:40,944
All in favor?
399
00:17:41,109 --> 00:17:42,576
All against?
400
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:44,550
♪ Hey, hey ♪
401
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:46,710
♪ So watch me while I work. ♪
402
00:17:47,005 --> 00:17:49,519
The vote is tied
at three to three.
403
00:17:49,605 --> 00:17:52,098
Mr. Simpson,
you're the tiebreaker.
404
00:17:53,368 --> 00:17:57,122
I'm gonna do what I didn't do
50 years ago,
405
00:17:57,205 --> 00:17:59,647
stick with my old pal Gus.
406
00:17:59,799 --> 00:18:01,708
I'm voting "no."
407
00:18:01,894 --> 00:18:04,987
Well, all I can say is...
408
00:18:06,636 --> 00:18:08,306
My plan worked!
409
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:09,826
I win!
410
00:18:13,238 --> 00:18:15,497
We've been Wonka-ed.
411
00:18:15,723 --> 00:18:16,729
What?
412
00:18:16,814 --> 00:18:18,494
You led this coup against me.
413
00:18:18,579 --> 00:18:20,791
You're out. You get nothing!
414
00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:22,837
Tell Megan Ellison
she's my daughter now.
415
00:18:22,989 --> 00:18:25,248
She'll be there at your
birthday dinner tomorrow night.
416
00:18:25,401 --> 00:18:27,416
You voted with her;
You're out, too.
417
00:18:27,510 --> 00:18:30,788
I love you, Dad.
You smell so good.
418
00:18:30,873 --> 00:18:33,561
You idiots really think I'd
throw away the company I built
419
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:36,518
to wear a paper hat
with this old fool?
420
00:18:36,619 --> 00:18:38,888
Fool?
421
00:18:39,097 --> 00:18:40,714
You mean
you only brought me here
422
00:18:40,798 --> 00:18:43,692
to smoke out your
backstabbing children?
423
00:18:43,777 --> 00:18:45,460
Don't you see?
I had to.
424
00:18:45,545 --> 00:18:48,697
I learned 50 years ago that
I'm surrounded by Krustys.
425
00:18:48,923 --> 00:18:50,842
Everywhere, Krustys.
426
00:18:50,925 --> 00:18:53,490
Even I am zis Krusty?
427
00:18:53,576 --> 00:18:55,363
But you made it happen, Abe,
428
00:18:55,513 --> 00:18:57,457
my sweet loyal pawn.
429
00:18:57,834 --> 00:19:01,217
I win because you voted no.
430
00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:05,946
Oh, Grampa,
you got stepped on again,
431
00:19:06,031 --> 00:19:08,384
and it's all my fault.
432
00:19:08,709 --> 00:19:11,712
Hold your horseradish!
433
00:19:11,873 --> 00:19:13,757
When I voted "no,"
434
00:19:13,842 --> 00:19:16,858
I was talking about
the Japanese Noh theater,
435
00:19:16,943 --> 00:19:20,371
which I saw plenty of when
I was stationed in the Pacific,
436
00:19:20,653 --> 00:19:23,311
stranded on a raft
made of Dear John letters
437
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,892
and mermaid hair.
438
00:19:24,977 --> 00:19:26,686
I married one of those mermaids,
439
00:19:26,771 --> 00:19:28,821
but she was a reverso,
440
00:19:28,905 --> 00:19:30,851
fish head and lady gams.
441
00:19:30,935 --> 00:19:33,741
That,
plus a thousand other things,
442
00:19:33,894 --> 00:19:35,903
made me what I am today...
443
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,099
mentally incompetent.
444
00:19:42,478 --> 00:19:46,328
Isn't mental incompetence
grounds for voiding a vote?
445
00:19:46,481 --> 00:19:49,073
Well, as the family lawyer
and psychopharmacologist,
446
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:51,576
it certainly is.
447
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:54,718
Abraham Simpson's vote
is nullified.
448
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:57,490
The count now stands
at three to three... a tie.
449
00:19:57,717 --> 00:19:59,584
We'll be hopelessly deadlocked.
450
00:19:59,677 --> 00:20:02,192
The company
will grind to a halt.
451
00:20:02,428 --> 00:20:04,605
Eh, tough banana skins.
452
00:20:13,974 --> 00:20:16,936
Grampa, you outplayed
a room full of players.
453
00:20:17,021 --> 00:20:19,271
One of whom played me.
454
00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:22,101
I'm so sorry we didn't break
that Simpsons curse.
455
00:20:22,185 --> 00:20:23,921
Eh, nertz to that curse.
456
00:20:24,006 --> 00:20:26,436
Every terrible decision
I made in my life
457
00:20:26,521 --> 00:20:29,530
led to me having you
as my granddaughter.
458
00:20:29,615 --> 00:20:30,849
So, I say,
459
00:20:30,967 --> 00:20:33,876
I'm one pretty lucky old guy.
460
00:20:51,538 --> 00:20:54,737
Herschel, such gorgeous
potatoes I've never seen.
461
00:20:54,822 --> 00:20:56,151
Thank you, Nehorai.
462
00:20:56,236 --> 00:20:59,111
It feels good to finally find
inner peace.
463
00:21:00,239 --> 00:21:03,642
Gus Red field
was only using Krusty Burger
464
00:21:03,727 --> 00:21:06,681
as a pawn
in a bitter family war.
465
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,454
You can have it back
466
00:21:08,587 --> 00:21:11,009
for the price
of the notary fees.
467
00:21:11,118 --> 00:21:13,540
I can be a clown again.
468
00:21:17,589 --> 00:21:19,174
He was a clown?
469
00:21:19,259 --> 00:21:20,924
He was, like,
the least funny person
470
00:21:21,009 --> 00:21:22,424
on this socialist commune.
471
00:21:22,594 --> 00:21:24,179
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