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Previously on Young Sheldon...
George?
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Roy. You work here now?
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Yeah, just nights and weekends
since you and the boosters
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are gunning for my neck.
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What's going on?
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I'm pregnant.
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People are talking
about Georgie.
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Maybe take some time off.
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Focus on things at home.
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Are you firing her?
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Is that really necessary?
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I believe it is.
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I've heard people say fathers
are the real superheroes.
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My dad couldn't fly
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or bend steel, and you would
not want to see him in Spandex,
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But like Superman,
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he had his Fortress of Solitude.
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Can I get another?
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Hey, George.
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Great.
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Come on, now,
don't be like that.
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Let me buy you a beer.
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I don't need your beer and
don't act like we're friends.
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Just being nice.
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Right. You try to get me fired,
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and then buy me a beer,
and everything's good.
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George,
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the whole damn town knows
your team's a disaster.
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Is that so?
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Should I take a poll?
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You should go back
to your table.
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I don't want to kick a man
when he's down.
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Oh, I ain't down.
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I hate to tell you.
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But, yeah, you are.
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Yeah, you better walk away.
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This is why the only bar
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I frequent is the Genius Bar
at the Apple Store.
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What is that?
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A bug bite?
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Hello, allow me
to introduce myself.
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I am Acne Vulgarus.
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More commonly known
as the pimple.
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Frankly, neither name
paints a very pretty picture,
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but such is the life
of a pustule.
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And this is
my longtime colleague,
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Pus. Now, we're usually
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associated with, uh,
ugliness and discomfort,
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but I would argue
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we're actually
a symbol of growth.
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In this case,
Sheldon Cooper's ascent...
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or descent... into adulthood.
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Kind of a signpost that says,
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"You are now entering puberty."
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Yeah, like that.
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Doesn't look like a bug bite.
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It's probably a pimple.
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It's not, I don't get those.
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As you might expect,
we pimples are not
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very fond of popping things,
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but I was about to burst
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this young man's bubble.
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Oh, yeah, that's a zit.
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No, it's not.
My hygiene is impeccable.
Zit.
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Everybody gets 'em
sooner or later, baby.
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I'm not everybody.
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No one is ever happy to see me.
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My therapist says that's
their problem, not mine.
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But, honestly,
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it hurts.
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Pus?
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This is supposed
to be a safe space.
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So I ran into Roy last night.
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Okay.
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Sounds like I'm done here.
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He said that? Basically.
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It's probably
that coach from Carthage.
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Actually...
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it's not.
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What's going on?
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I got offered the job.
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Wayne.
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I-I didn't answer yet.
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I wanted to talk it over
with you first.
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What's to talk about?
You want it, right?
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Well, yeah, but...
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but not behind your back.
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I'll make it easy for you.
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That did not make it easier.
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Morning, George.
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I know what's going on.
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I'm sorry.
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I did everything I could.
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You know I'm on your side.
Yeah, right.
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We still want you
to finish out the year.
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I'm not doing that. I quit.
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Come on, George.
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Is there a chance I keep my job?
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No.
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Then at least let me leave
on my own terms.
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All right.
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I'll take a beer.
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Celebrating a win?
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No, I've been losing
all morning.
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Couple more of them,
you won't give a crap.
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Let's hope.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Making extra money.
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Are you crazy?
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You're gonna
get us all arrested.
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You're paying off the cops,
ain't you?
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For gambling.
You start selling liquor
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without a license,
you're asking for trouble.
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I'm having a baby. I need cash.
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Well, think of something else.
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Well, can I have a raise?
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Are you selling that
or drinking it?
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Give me that.
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Hey.
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How is this empty already?
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It was my lunch.
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This is...
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just a pimple.
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Well, how can you be sure
it isn't chicken pox?
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Or small pox? Or monkey pox,
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which I know sounds made-up,
but is very real.
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Have you been near any monkeys?
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No.
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Try benzoyl peroxide.
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It's over the counter.
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Oh, no, not...
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benzoyl peroxide.
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I'm melting!
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I'm melting!
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Give me a break.
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But a pimple is a sign
of puberty, and I'm
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showing no other indicators.
No armpit or chest hair,
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and I have so little interest
in the opposite sex,
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I barely noticed you're a woman.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing home?
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I quit my job.
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What? Why?
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The school offered it to Wayne.
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I wasn't gonna sit around
waiting to get fired.
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Oh.
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You doing okay?
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No, Mary, not really.
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We're standing here
without jobs in a house
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we're not done paying for.
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Well, you're still working
at Ballard's, right?
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That ain't gonna cover
the mortgage.
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We've been through
tough spots before.
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We'll figure it out and...
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I know you don't want
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to hear it, but I've been
praying on this...
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You're right.
I don't want to hear it.
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Dr. Linkletter,
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may I speak with you?
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If I say no, will you leave?
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No.
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Then why even ask?
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It's called manners.
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What do you want?
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I was hoping
we could discuss puberty.
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Then allow me
to dash your hopes. No.
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But I think I may be entering
it, and I would like to talk
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about it,
man-to-blossoming-young-man.
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Wouldn't you rather
talk to your father
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or a schoolmate
or literally anyone else?
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But you went through it once.
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Sure, it was
a long, long time ago,
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but I'm assuming
the basics haven't changed.
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Hold that thought.
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Okay, so, what's the problem?
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I wanted to talk with
Dr. Linkletter about puberty.
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And I wanted
to avoid litigation.
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Hey, if we can't
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sell beer,
what about cigarettes?
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We could make money
and keep people
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from leaving to go buy more.
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That's not a bad idea.
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I could go down to Walmart,
buy some cartons.
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We could mark 'em up like crazy.
Mm-hmm.
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Reminds me of when I was young
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and we used to go down
across the border
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and get 'em cheap in Mexico.
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How cheap?
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Well, between
the taxes and the peso,
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practically nothing.
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Let's do that.
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I'm not driving to Mexico.
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I don't need you. I'll go.
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Where do I go?
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I'm not telling you. Why?
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'Cause you're dumb
in this country.
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God knows what you are
anywhere else.
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Fine. I'll just head south
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and see where it takes me.
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I'm impressed
you knew it was south.
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But what if it's scratchy
and it's all I can think about?
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It's just armpit hair.
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Well, I don't even have it yet
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and it's already
consuming my thoughts.
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All right, Sheldon,
you are a smart kid.
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Now, you had to know that this
was gonna happen eventually.
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I'm a smart kid now,
but what will I be in a year?
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A smart young man.
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And then a smart adult.
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With money problems
and marital strife
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and every other problem
you can think of.
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I'll probably have a beer belly.
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Or root beer belly.
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All right, now, Sheldon...
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being a grown-up
isn't all bad, right?
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Eh.
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I mean, yeah, sure, your...
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you know, your body starts
to fall apart.
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But there
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is a window
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at about, mm, 22
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where everything's just... mwah.
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Oh, when I was 22,
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I was a strapping
blonde oak of a man.
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I'd walk down the street,
you could hear the knees buckle.
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If I could go back,
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I would wear
nothing but a bikini, 24-7.
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My mind was a steel trap.
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I could rattle off pi
to 25 places.
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Today...
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not sure where I parked.
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I once went to France
for a month
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with a man I met
in the airport bar.
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Missed my grandmother's
funeral, but...
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ooh, la-la.
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It all went by so fast.
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Too fast.
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I'm new to puberty.
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Is this sexual tension?
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Here.
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What's this?
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Classifieds.
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Let's do this.
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Really?
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Yeah, we could sit here and sulk
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or we can find jobs.
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Now, pick up that pen
and start circling.
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All right.
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Let's see what we have here.
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Here's one.
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Oh.
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College degree required.
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Hmm.
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Eh...
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I can't type.
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I can. 90 words a minute?
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Let's keep looking.
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In fact, I bet I find
a job faster than you can.
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We'll see about that.
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How are we not qualified
for anything?
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Well, there were a couple.
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I'm not gonna be
night security guard
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at the junkyard, George.
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You can.
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You know I get sleepy.
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So I'll pick you up
in the morning?
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Well, not too early.
I have to walk Mitzy.
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Your dog?
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The wife. She got a new hip,
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00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:33,720
and the doc says she needs
to keep it moving.
271
00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:35,198
Well, I still need your address.
272
00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:37,898
4244 Hibiscus Court.
273
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,289
What's going on here?
274
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:40,943
Wade's coming with me to Mexico.
275
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,032
Why?
276
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,424
It's a long drive.
277
00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:45,383
And he knows a little Spanish.
278
00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:46,427
Sí.
279
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,517
Okay.
280
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,261
¿Sí?
281
00:10:54,304 --> 00:10:55,784
You're gonna
get yourself killed.
282
00:10:55,828 --> 00:10:57,525
I got no choice.
283
00:10:57,568 --> 00:10:58,831
I got a kid coming.
284
00:10:59,745 --> 00:11:02,705
If you're hell-bent on going
to Mexico, I'm going with you.
285
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:03,663
Shotgun.
286
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:04,837
You are not coming, Wade.
287
00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,317
¿Comprende?
288
00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,275
Sí.
289
00:11:10,886 --> 00:11:12,628
Hey, good news.
290
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,716
I was picking up some
groceries at Davidson's.
291
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,153
They're hiring.
292
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:17,633
Yeah, well, good for you.
293
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,765
I got an application
for you, too.
294
00:11:19,808 --> 00:11:20,897
I'm not working
295
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,985
at a supermarket, Mary. Why not?
296
00:11:23,029 --> 00:11:25,596
'Cause I was head coach of
the high school football team.
297
00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,337
I'm not bagging
people's groceries.
298
00:11:27,381 --> 00:11:29,253
It's an honest job, George.
299
00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:30,645
It's embarrassing.
300
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,039
It's embarrassing to provide
for your family?
301
00:11:33,082 --> 00:11:35,389
It's embarrassing that I busted
my ass all these years,
302
00:11:35,432 --> 00:11:36,956
and this is where I am.
303
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,219
I'm right there with you.
304
00:11:38,261 --> 00:11:39,480
I lost my job, too.
305
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,875
Yeah, it's exactly the same.
306
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:44,225
You know what you are?
307
00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:47,750
I'm not gonna say it,
but you know.
308
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,644
What the hell?
309
00:12:12,687 --> 00:12:14,298
Help.
310
00:12:14,341 --> 00:12:17,213
Something weird's going on.
Not now, George.
311
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:18,931
I have to finish making
the kids' lunches, get them
312
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,173
to school, and then go looking
313
00:12:20,216 --> 00:12:22,437
for a new job.
But I'm turning into my father.
314
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,457
I don't have time for whatever
crisis you're going through.
315
00:12:24,481 --> 00:12:26,354
And why are you still
wearing that uniform?
316
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:27,963
You don't even
work there anymore.
317
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,530
Well, maybe nothing else
was clean.
318
00:12:29,573 --> 00:12:32,054
You're a grown man...
you can wash your own clothes.
319
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,403
Would you two quit fighting?
320
00:12:33,447 --> 00:12:35,971
You ain't the only one
with problems.
321
00:12:36,015 --> 00:12:37,668
For God's sakes,
why are you always here?
322
00:12:37,712 --> 00:12:40,149
Don't be mean to her.
You're mean to me.
323
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,456
I'm just dropping off
your mail, fatass.
324
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:45,503
And it's nothing but bills.
325
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,985
Just got back
from the baby doctor.
326
00:12:49,028 --> 00:12:51,030
Mandy's having triplets.
Dang it.
327
00:12:51,073 --> 00:12:52,989
How we gonna handle all this?
328
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,294
I guess Sheldon's gonna have to
329
00:12:54,337 --> 00:12:56,036
drop out of school
and get a job.
330
00:12:56,078 --> 00:12:58,168
I hear the coal mine's hiring.
331
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,126
Ain't that too messy for him?
332
00:13:00,169 --> 00:13:02,042
The boy's got
to grow up sometime.
333
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,390
Ain't that the truth.
334
00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:04,957
He's got that nasty pimple,
335
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,960
so he's well on his way.
336
00:13:09,004 --> 00:13:10,572
Whoa.
337
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:11,878
Heavy stuff.
338
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:14,096
But like a... caterpillar
339
00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:16,664
transforming into a butterfly,
340
00:13:16,707 --> 00:13:18,100
things need to get
341
00:13:18,144 --> 00:13:21,801
a little weird along the way.
342
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,629
How can people not like us?
343
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,109
That was awesome.
344
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,937
And Pus is available
345
00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:30,157
for children's parties.
346
00:13:48,217 --> 00:13:49,740
I hate you.
347
00:13:49,784 --> 00:13:51,134
This better be an emergency.
348
00:13:51,177 --> 00:13:53,788
My pimple has me concerned
about the future.
349
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,616
Not an emergency.
350
00:13:55,659 --> 00:13:56,879
Good night.
351
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,707
But we're twins
and we have a special bond,
352
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,797
so you can't ignore me
in my time of need.
353
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,625
Watch me.
354
00:14:04,755 --> 00:14:06,235
And I'm scared.
355
00:14:07,323 --> 00:14:08,238
Damn it.
356
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,197
What's the problem?
357
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,373
My childhood is ending.
358
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:13,808
So?
359
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:16,289
Look at everyone around us...
they're all miserable.
360
00:14:16,332 --> 00:14:18,726
Mom and Dad are unemployed.
361
00:14:18,769 --> 00:14:20,120
They're constantly fighting.
362
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,860
Georgie's having a child.
363
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,951
First of all, no one's
having a kid with you, ever.
364
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,648
Don't be so sure.
With this intellect,
365
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:29,085
my genetic material
will be a hot commodity.
366
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,000
That's how I feel.
367
00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:32,567
How does the future
not concern you?
368
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:35,048
I guess there's stuff
I'm looking forward to.
369
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,265
Like what?
370
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,442
Going on dates?
371
00:14:38,485 --> 00:14:39,442
Boring.
372
00:14:39,486 --> 00:14:40,052
Driving.
373
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,009
Scary.
374
00:14:41,053 --> 00:14:42,142
Getting married.
375
00:14:42,184 --> 00:14:43,447
Hopefully to Vanilla Ice.
376
00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:45,014
You want to marry a snow cone?
377
00:14:45,057 --> 00:14:48,235
Sheldon, there has to be stuff
you're excited to do.
378
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,672
Of course. Getting my PhD,
379
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,413
winning the Nobel Prize,
380
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,936
getting to meet
Professor Proton,
381
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,328
working with Stephen Hawking.
382
00:14:55,371 --> 00:14:57,113
Okay, so, when you
start to get upset,
383
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,767
focus on that stuff.
384
00:14:58,809 --> 00:15:00,421
But...
385
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,772
what if I grow up and none
of those things ever happen?
386
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:07,601
All you can do
is try and find out.
387
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:11,735
Those are the fundamentals
of the scientific method.
388
00:15:11,779 --> 00:15:13,607
No doy.
389
00:15:16,827 --> 00:15:19,570
The actual retail price
of the cedar chest
390
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:20,962
is $600...
391
00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:23,225
I got today's classifieds.
Great.
392
00:15:23,269 --> 00:15:25,359
Want to look through them?
Not really.
393
00:15:26,663 --> 00:15:28,491
Is this what you're gonna do
all day?
394
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,754
I got a shift
at Ballard's later.
395
00:15:30,798 --> 00:15:31,974
Can you get off my back?
396
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,715
Fine.
397
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,282
I'm gonna go find a job.
398
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:36,979
You just sit there
399
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,460
and feel sorry for yourself.
Done.
400
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:40,982
You are going to play Plinko...
401
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,462
Ooh, Plinko.
402
00:15:42,505 --> 00:15:44,334
Once we hit 281,
403
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,683
it's a straight shot
to the border.
404
00:15:48,294 --> 00:15:50,384
It's all crazy.
405
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,254
What is?
406
00:15:52,298 --> 00:15:54,649
A year ago I had nothing
to worry about.
407
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:57,390
I had no idea how good I had it.
408
00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:59,740
Well, what if a year from now
409
00:15:59,783 --> 00:16:01,524
it's a disaster,
410
00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:03,135
and this looks good?
411
00:16:03,178 --> 00:16:05,051
That's not helping.
412
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,139
Oh, relax,
someday you'll be my age,
413
00:16:07,182 --> 00:16:09,229
your kids'll be grown up,
all be good again.
414
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,274
But that's, like,
50 years from now.
415
00:16:11,317 --> 00:16:13,232
Yeah, I waited
a long time for it.
416
00:16:13,275 --> 00:16:15,625
So quit your bitching.
417
00:16:15,669 --> 00:16:16,975
Ooh, I love this song.
418
00:16:25,548 --> 00:16:28,073
My life's falling apart
and you're singing?
419
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:57,928
Oh, hey, Mary. Hey.
420
00:16:57,972 --> 00:17:00,038
If you're looking for your
mother, her league's not today.
421
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,063
Actually, I'm here for you.
422
00:17:02,107 --> 00:17:03,586
Why's that?
423
00:17:03,630 --> 00:17:06,807
I saw in the classifieds
that you're looking for help.
424
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,940
I would like to apply.
425
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,682
You don't want to work here.
426
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,554
I mean, there's a bar.
427
00:17:13,596 --> 00:17:15,208
God hates that.
428
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,165
Jesus turned water into wine.
429
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,906
I think he'd be cool with it.
430
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:22,345
Well, you know, it's... it's
actually a pretty boring job.
431
00:17:22,388 --> 00:17:24,607
It's mostly payroll
and bookkeeping.
432
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:26,958
That is exactly
what I did at the church.
433
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:29,048
Mm-hmm. In fact, you might say
434
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,093
it's right up my alley.
435
00:17:31,136 --> 00:17:33,051
I don't know, Mary.
436
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,704
We're neighbors.
437
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,619
Is this a good idea?
438
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,319
Honestly...
439
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,278
everything is falling apart.
440
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:49,198
I just need one good thing
to happen.
441
00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:51,548
Maybe we should go
to the emergency room.
442
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,288
It's just a pimple. Pop it.
443
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,421
No.
444
00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:55,335
I'll do it.
445
00:17:55,377 --> 00:17:56,770
I like when it hits the mirror.
446
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,337
Now hold still.
447
00:17:59,773 --> 00:18:02,951
It seems we've reached the end
of our time with Sheldon.
448
00:18:02,993 --> 00:18:05,432
But it's never truly goodbye.
449
00:18:05,474 --> 00:18:07,651
We'll be back
in moments of stress.
450
00:18:07,694 --> 00:18:08,869
Like a big test.
451
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,262
Or my personal favorite,
452
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,178
school picture day...
453
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:20,098
How was your day?
454
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,403
Awful.
455
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,971
Oh. Well...
456
00:18:23,013 --> 00:18:24,842
I have good news.
457
00:18:24,885 --> 00:18:26,147
I could use it.
458
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,628
I got a job
at the bowling alley.
459
00:18:30,195 --> 00:18:31,980
Working with Brenda?
460
00:18:32,022 --> 00:18:33,589
Every day.
461
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:37,333
That is... really...
462
00:18:37,376 --> 00:18:40,030
really good news. Mm-hmm.
463
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,165
Hello.
464
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,645
Hey, George, it's Connie.
465
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,082
What's up?
466
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:50,172
Georgie and I ran into
a little problem at the border.
467
00:18:50,215 --> 00:18:51,694
What border?
468
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,522
The Mexican one.
469
00:18:54,915 --> 00:18:56,134
We got arrested.
470
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,615
What? Who is it?
471
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:04,857
My sister encouraged me
472
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,231
to embrace adolescence
473
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:09,234
as a journey
of scientific discovery.
474
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:13,020
I stood before a whole new
teenage world of music,
475
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:16,111
slang words
and even clothing styles.
476
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:20,070
Pretty groovy, huh?
477
00:19:24,771 --> 00:19:26,599
Wow, I might look too cool.
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