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BERG, COME HERE.
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CHECK THIS OUT. CHECK THIS OUT.
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IT'S A SPIDER.
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NO, NO, NO!
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IT'S A MIND-BOGGLING
ACHIEVEMENT OF ENGINEERING.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT THE
UNDERBEAM STRUCTURE
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OF THE CRANBERG
BUILDING IN CINCINNATI
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IS BASED DIRECTLY UPON GOD'S
OWN DESIGN OF THE COMMON SPIDER?
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MY FAULT.
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THERE I AM, HOVERING
OVER THE BODY,
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THE SWEAT IS BURNING IN MY EYES.
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BUT I KNOW THE PATIENT'S LIFE
DEPENDS UPON MY STEADY HAND,
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SO I GRAB THE TWEEZERS,
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STICK IT INTO HIS CHEST
CAVITY EVER SO GINGERLY,
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PULL OUT HIS... FUNNY BONE.
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BIG RED NOSE NEVER WENT OFF.
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YOU KNEW YOU WERE
GONNA BE A DOCTOR
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BECAUSE YOU WERE GOOD
AT PLAYING OPERATION.
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EVER SINCE I WAS 6 1/2.
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[COUGHS] LIAR! AHEM!
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IT MUST BE SO GREAT
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HAVING ALWAYS KNOWN
WHAT YOU WERE GONNA BE.
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YEAH. IT'S ALWAYS
GIVEN ME PEACE.
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[COUGHS] LIAR! AHEM!
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EXCUSE ME. MY FRIEND
NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION.
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AH-AHEM!
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SOMETHING IN YOUR THROAT?
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I'M SORRY, SIR, BUT I'M GONNA
HAVE TO GIVE YOU A TICKET.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU
WERE LYING BACK THERE? WHAT?
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YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED
TO BE A DOCTOR TILL 3 MONTHS AGO.
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WELL, IF I HADN'T LIED
IN THE FIRST PLACE,
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I NEVER WOULD'VE
ENDED UP IN MED SCHOOL.
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SO MY STUPID CHEMICAL COMPANY
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DECIDES TO HAVE A STUPID BOOTH
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AT THIS STUPID EARTH DAY FAIR,
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AND GUESS WHO'S
STUPID ENOUGH TO RUN IT.
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DOES BRING OUT THE
AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR EYES.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I THINK YOU GOT A
TERRIFIC FUTURE AS A DORK.
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WHAT'S WITH THE
OUTFIT? HIS DAD'S IN TOWN.
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GREAT. I HAVEN'T SEEN
HIM SINCE GRADUATION.
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NOT GREAT. BERG,
STOP PLAYING DRESS-UP
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AND TELL YOUR DAD THAT YOU
DROPPED OUT OF LAW SCHOOL
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2 YEARS AGO. WHAT?
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HE STILL THINKS
YOU'RE IN LAW SCHOOL?
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WELL, YOUR DAD STILL
THINKS YOU'RE A VIRGIN.
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BERG, COME ON. TELL
YOUR DAD THE TRUTH.
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WE DON'T TELL THE
TRUTH IN MY FAMILY.
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MY DAD'S A LAWYER.
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THAT'S HEALTHY.
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WE DON'T FIGHT, WE DON'T SHARE,
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AND NO SHOES IN THE LIVING ROOM.
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BERG, YOU OWE HIM THE TRUTH.
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IT'S NOT LIKE I'M
TAKING HIS MONEY.
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I'M HERE ON SCHOLARSHIP.
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EVENTUALLY, HE'S GONNA FIND OUT.
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I'M JUST TRYING
TO BUY SOME TIME.
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I AM THIS CLOSE TO FIGURING
OUT WHAT I WANNA DO WITH MY LIFE.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO PHILOSOPHY?
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PHILOSOPHY WAS THIS CLOSE.
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IT'S MENTALLY CHALLENGING,
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BUT IT'S JUST NOT
SERVING UP THE BABES.
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BERG, LOOK, JUST GO
TO BUSINESS SCHOOL.
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BECOME AN EXECUTIVE.
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YOU'LL HAVE ALL THE
WOMEN YOU WANT.
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LIKE I'M GONNA WEAR
ONE OF THESE EVERY DAY.
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OK, SO BASICALLY, YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR A CAREER
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WHERE YOU CAN WEAR
PAJAMAS AND GAWK AT CHICKS.
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SING IT, SISTER!
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BUT FOR THE TIME BEING,
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AS FAR AS MY DAD'S CONCERNED,
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I'M JUST A MILD-MANNERED
LAW STUDENT
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FOR A GREAT
METROPOLITAN LAW SCHOOL.
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EITHER I'M NOT SUPERMAN,
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OR SHE'S WEARING LEAD PANTIES.
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NOW, REMEMBER, MR. BAUER,
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I'M A LAW STUDENT.
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NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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YOU'RE A PHILOSOPHY MAJOR.
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BUT FOR TODAY, MR. BAUER,
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JUST SAY I'M IN LAW SCHOOL, OK?
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I WISH I COULD, BUT I CAN'T.
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AND WHY NOT?
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TODAY IS MY SON'S BIRTHDAY,
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AND I MISSED HIS PARTY.
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I WAS BUSY IN COURT.
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AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT
I TOLD THE LITTLE GUY.
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SO MY SON MADE A WISH:
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FOR 24 HOURS, I
CANNOT TELL A LIE.
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THIS CAN'T BE GOOD FOR ME.
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WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
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MY GOD! HE'S ACTUALLY CLEARING
THE DISHES OFF THE TABLE.
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE WITH MY SON?
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DAD!
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MIKE!
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MR. BERGEN.
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PETE!
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WHEN ARE YOU GONNA START
DESIGNING THAT BEACH HOUSE FOR ME?
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SOON AS I GET YOUR DEPOSIT.
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WELL, YOU JUST HAVE
YOUR HOTSHOT LAWYER HERE
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SEND OVER THE CONTRACTS.
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DAD... YOU REMEMBER BILL.
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BILL! SURE.
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MY SON DOING A GOOD JOB?
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OH, YEAH...
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WHEN I CAN PULL HIM
AWAY FROM THE LAW BOOKS,
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THOUGH HE DID PROMISE TO WORK
LATE FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS
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TO MAKE UP FOR IT.
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RIGHT, BERG? SURE,
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BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.
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EXCUSE ME, MR. BERGEN.
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WHAT'S HIS NAME
AGAIN? MR. BAUER.
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RIGHT. MR. BAUER,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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MY SHORTS ARE BUNCHING UP ON ME.
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WELL!
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TELL ME ABOUT LAW SCHOOL.
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UHH!
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[MUMBLING]
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[GROANING]
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IS HE ALL RIGHT?
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NOT EVEN REMOTELY.
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Mr. Bauer: PHILOSOPHY!
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DAD, WHY DON'T YOU
GRAB A SEAT OUT HERE?
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I'LL BE THERE IN A SEC.
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GOOD. WE'LL HAVE
A CIGAR AND TALK.
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UH, HE WANTS TO
HAVE A TALK, PETE.
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UH, YOU GOTTA COME WITH ME.
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LOOK, THIS IS BETWEEN
YOU AND YOUR DAD.
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I'M NOT GETTING
IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.
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OK, FINE.
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BUT IF HE STARTS
ASKING ABOUT THE LAW,
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JUST RUN INTERFERENCE.
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COME ON, BERG. I'M
NOT GOOD AT THIS.
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NONSENSE.
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HERE YOU GO, BOYS.
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MMM! CUBANS.
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AREN'T THESE AGAINST THE LAW?
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EASY, EASY. EASY THERE.
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SO, DAD... YOU'RE IN TOWN.
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YEAH, I'M IN TOWN FOR
BUSINESS. IMPORTANT BUSINESS.
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I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT BECOMING A LAWYER.
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I LOVE FOOTBALL!
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STEVE YOUNG'S A LAWYER.
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IT'S THE 49ERS QUARTERBACK.
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I BET HE'S HAPPY WHEN
THE DEFENSE RESTS.
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SO, MIKE, HOW YOU
FINDING SECOND YEAR?
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OH, I AM LOVING IT.
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STUDYING CONSTANTLY.
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HA HA! THAT'S FUNNY.
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AS A KID, HE NEVER
STUCK WITH ANYTHING.
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ONE WEEK IT WAS RUGBY,
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NEXT WEEK, ASTRONOMY,
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AND THEN THERE WAS MUSIC.
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"DADDY, I'M GONNA BE
THE NEXT ROY CLARK."
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I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT
BANJO'S STILL SITTING IN THE GARAGE.
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Pete: HA HA HA!
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BANJO? HA HA HA!
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WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM THAT REALLY
INTERESTING STEVE YOUNG STORY AGAIN?
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NOW HE'S GRADUATING LAW SCHOOL.
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DUE IN NO SMALL PART
TO YOU, MR. DUNVILLE.
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WHAT?
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YOU'VE HAD AN IMPORTANT
INFLUENCE ON HIM.
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KEPT THIS HEAD IN THE GAME.
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WITHOUT YOU, HE PROBABLY
WOULD'VE QUIT LAW SCHOOL.
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OH, SIR, YOU'RE GIVING
ME WAY TOO MUCH CREDIT.
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NONSENSE!
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I WANNA GIVE YOU
SOMETHING TO JUST...
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KIND OF HELP YOU ALONG WHILE YOU'RE
DESIGNING THAT BEACH HOUSE FOR ME.
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UH, NO, REALLY...
TAKE MY PEN, PLEASE.
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GOTTA RUN, BOYS. BIG MEETING.
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MIKE, WE GOT DINNER
AT 8:00 TONIGHT, OK?
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AND, PETE? THANKS AGAIN.
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AND YOU SAY YOU'RE
NOT GOOD AT THIS.
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ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THAT'S IT. ALL DONE!
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I'M OUT!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE YOUR DAD.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE YOU CAME FROM.
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AND DON'T SAY "ALBANY."
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THE THING IS, I
ASPIRE TO SOMEDAY BE
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THE KIND OF MAN YOUR FATHER IS.
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A MAN WITH PURPOSE
AND DIRECTION.
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A MAN WITH DIGNITY.
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GO WORK THE FAIR.
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THINK ABOUT WHAT I SAID...
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AND NOT HOW STUPID
I LOOK IN THIS HAT.
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YOU'RE AGAINST CHEMICALS, HUH?
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HEY, YOU! MR. ROGAINE!
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WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOUR NEW HAIR CAME FROM?
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AND WHAT ABOUT HER?
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YOU THINK THOSE ARE REAL?
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I DON'T THINK SO!
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YOU SHOULD BE
PICKETING HER CHEST!
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PETE!
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HEY! I SAW A GROUP OF
PEOPLE DOWN THAT WAY.
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THEY WERE EATING VEAL.
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THANK YOU.
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NICE HAT.
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PHI BETA KAPPA.
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SUMMA CUM LAUDE. HOW ARE YOU?
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YOU WANT A SLICE?
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UHH! DON'T EVEN MENTION FOOD.
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I'VE HAD, LIKE, 8
OF THESE THINGS.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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OH, THEY'RE GREAT. IT'S
A SYNTHETIC CANDY BAR.
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THEY TASTE EXACTLY
LIKE CHOCOLATE,
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ONLY NO FAT, NO
SODIUM, NO CALORIES.
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THESE ARE GONNA BE
THE NEXT BIG THING...
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OOH!
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IF THEY'RE EVER
APPROVED BY THE FDA.
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HERE COME THE
OZONE LOVERS AGAIN.
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OH, NO. THEY'RE CARRYING EGGS.
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WHERE YOU GOING?
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GOT HIGH CHOLESTEROL.
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COWARD!
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YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES
THOSE EGGS SO LARGE?
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA
GET THIS STAIN OUT WITH?
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HEY, PIZZA HEAD!
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THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY.
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YOU WANT PEPPERONI?
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AH-AH-AH. YOU CAN'T
MOVE YOUR HEAD.
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MR. BERGEN?
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MIKE'S NOT WITH YOU, IS HE?
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NO. HE'S AT WORK.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOUR BIG MEETING?
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THIS IS MY BIG MEETING.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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WELL, I RESIGNED FROM
THE FIRM. I'M STARTING OVER.
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YOU HAD THIS BRILLIANT CAREER,
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AND YOU GAVE IT UP TO BECOME...
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A CARICATURIST?
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WE PREFER "SKETCH ARTIST."
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AND I'VE BEEN LYING
TO MY SON ABOUT THIS.
236
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:03,828
PLEASE PROMISE ME
YOU WON'T TELL HIM.
237
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:07,164
JUST WHEN I THINK I'M OUT...
238
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:10,134
THEY PULL ME BACK IN!
239
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:16,006
MR. BERGEN, YOU'RE
A HARVARD LAWYER.
240
00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:19,444
WHY ARE YOU WORKING THE
FAIR CIRCUIT? SIT DOWN, PETE.
241
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,989
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
SPORT? BASKETBALL.
242
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,780
PLAY TENNIS? NOT REALLY.
243
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,393
HOW ABOUT BADMINTON? NO...
244
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,152
OH, MR. BERGEN, DON'T DRAW ME.
245
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,420
OH, MAN!
246
00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:32,223
OH, I GET IT.
247
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,692
YOU CAN'T TELL ME
248
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,894
BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTUALLY HERE
249
00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:39,263
GATHERING EVIDENCE FOR A CASE.
250
00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:43,167
TELL ME YOU'RE GATHERING
EVIDENCE FOR A CASE.
251
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:48,105
I LEFT THE LAW TO PURSUE
MY PASSION FOR ART.
252
00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,674
ART?
253
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:54,812
BIG HEADS ON LITTLE
BODIES IS NOT ART.
254
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:57,448
WELL, I'M HAVING
THE TIME OF MY LIFE.
255
00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:58,594
THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD BERG?
256
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:01,519
COME ON! YOU KNOW THAT FICUS
257
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,088
DREAMT OF FOLLOWING
IN MY FOOTSTEPS,
258
00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:06,658
AND YOU GOTTA HELP ME
HIDE THE TRUTH FROM HIM.
259
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:09,794
OH, NO. JUST UNTIL HE GRADUATES.
260
00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:12,197
NO, NO. MR. BERGEN,
I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS.
261
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,866
NONSENSE!
262
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,601
NOW, HERE YOU GO, PETE.
263
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:20,805
MY EARS ARE NOT THAT BIG.
264
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,386
SKETCH ARTIST? YEAH, YEAH.
265
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,744
HE'S RIGHT DOWN THERE.
266
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:29,247
LOOK.
267
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,060
WOW. HE REALLY NAILED YOUR EARS.
268
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,528
HE DID NOT NAIL MY EARS!
269
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:35,753
HA HA! YOU GOTTA
LOVE THOSE BERGENS.
270
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,689
THIS IS SICK. THAT'S PERFECT.
271
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:41,025
WHAT'S SO PERFECT ABOUT IT?
272
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,128
PETE DUNVILLE IS
GONNA SAVE THE DAY.
273
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,696
OH, PETE... DON'T.
274
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,198
DUCK!
275
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:51,469
I INVITE MR. BERGEN
OVER TO THE APARTMENT.
276
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,772
I TELL THEM THAT THEY BOTH HAVE
SOMETHING THEY NEED TO SAY TO EACH OTHER.
277
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,207
"DAD, I'M NOT IN LAW SCHOOL."
278
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,742
"MIKE, I PLAY WITH
CRAYONS IN THE PARK."
279
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,945
EVERYONE HUGS.
280
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,780
IT'D BE A REAL OPRAH MOMENT.
281
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:06,450
DUCK!
282
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,864
DID THEY ASK FOR YOUR HELP?
283
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,588
NOT IN SO MANY WORDS.
284
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,958
BUT OBVIOUSLY,
THEY NEED TO TALK.
285
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,538
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT
WE DO IN MY FAMILY.
286
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:16,939
WE GET IT OUT. WE
TALK. IT'S HEALTHY.
287
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:20,465
BUT, PETE, JUST BECAUSE
IT WORKS FOR YOUR FAMILY,
288
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,644
DOESN'T MEAN IT
WORKS FOR EVERYONE.
289
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,100
IT'S LIKE THIS STUFF.
290
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,969
YOU POUR IT DOWN YOUR SINK,
291
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,081
IT UNCLOGS THE DRAIN.
292
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:28,372
YOU POUR IT IN A POND,
293
00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:31,041
YOU'VE GOT FISH WITH FEET.
294
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:32,910
LOOK, I GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
295
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,890
YEAH, YOU DO. STAY OUT OF IT.
296
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,047
YOU KNOW WHAT, SHARON?
297
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,682
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
298
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,859
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME TO DUCK?
299
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:50,161
HEY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
300
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:57,902
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
301
00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:00,104
AND THAT WOULD BE YOUR DAD.
302
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,207
WHAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
303
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,252
I TOLD HIM TO STOP BY
HERE BEFORE DINNER.
304
00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:07,745
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE UP TO, PETE,
305
00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:10,621
BUT ONE WORD OUT OF YOU, AND I'M
SHOWING MR. BAUER SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
306
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,751
AND INVITING HIM OVER TO DINNER.
307
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,087
LOOK, HE HAS
SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.
308
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,200
JUST... TRUST ME.
309
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,758
[KNOCKING] WHAT IS IT?
310
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,327
LET HIM TELL YOU.
311
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,462
I THINK HE'LL PAINT
A BETTER PICTURE.
312
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:29,467
COME ON IN, MR. BERGEN.
313
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:30,802
MIKE.
314
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,169
DAD.
315
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,304
HAVE A SEAT.
316
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,817
UH, WE'VE GOT AN
8:00 RESERVATION.
317
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,284
YEAH. WE DON'T WANNA
LOSE THAT TABLE.
318
00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:38,876
NO. THIS WON'T
TAKE LONG. IT'S OK.
319
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,978
OK, NOW, UM...
320
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:45,316
YOU BOTH HAVE SOMETHING THAT
YOU NEED TO SAY TO ONE ANOTHER.
321
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,354
NOW IS THE TIME TO SAY IT.
322
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,792
IT'S OK.
323
00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,393
TALK.
324
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:01,499
I'LL BE IN MY ROOM WHERE
I CAN'T HEAR A THING.
325
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,587
SO... HOW WAS YOUR MEETING?
326
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,712
OH... IT WAS FINE.
HOW WAS CLASS?
327
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:15,813
GOOD.
328
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,315
GOOD, GOOD.
329
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,262
SO YOU HAD SOMETHING
YOU WANTED TO TELL ME.
330
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,786
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO FIRST.
331
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:22,853
OK.
332
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:26,202
WELL, UH... IT'S
REALLY NO BIG DEAL,
333
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,758
BUT, UH...
334
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,897
I GUESS I'M SORRY I
NEVER FOLLOWED THROUGH
335
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,834
WITH THOSE BANJO LESSONS.
336
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:40,538
WELL, I THINK WHAT
I HAVE TO TELL YOU
337
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,774
WILL PUT ALL THAT
IN PERSPECTIVE.
338
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:45,509
ABOUT 6 MONTHS AGO,
339
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:49,680
I WAS DRIVING HOME AFTER
A HELLISH DAY IN COURT,
340
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:54,485
AND AS I WAS PULLING
INTO THE GARAGE...
341
00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,222
I RAN OVER YOUR BANJO.
342
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,163
OH.
343
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,243
WELL, I'M GLAD WE HAD
THIS TALK. LET'S EAT.
344
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,278
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
345
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,113
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
346
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,881
WHAT, YOU WERE EAVESDROPPING?
347
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,238
IT'S THOSE BIG EARS.
348
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:17,709
THEY'RE NOT BIG!
349
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,555
HE HASN'T BEEN IN LAW
SCHOOL FOR OVER 2 YEARS.
350
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:20,912
WHAT?!
351
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:24,782
YEAH, AND HE QUIT THE LAW TO
DRAW CARICATURES IN THE PARK.
352
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,351
WHAT?!
353
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,752
THERE! NOW, DON'T
YOU FEEL BETTER?
354
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,590
I KNOW I DO.
355
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,625
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU LEFT THE FIRM.
356
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,961
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK
WHEN I GRADUATE LAW SCHOOL?
357
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,008
YOU'RE NOT IN LAW SCHOOL.
358
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:42,466
YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, YOU...
359
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:46,237
YOU... CARICATURIST.
360
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,005
I AM A SKETCH ARTIST!
361
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,451
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A LAWYER.
362
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,952
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE A LAW STUDENT.
363
00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:52,421
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN
DOING THE LAST 2 YEARS?
364
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,055
I'VE BEEN A PHILOSOPHY MAJOR.
365
00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,713
OH! THAT'S USEFUL!
366
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,826
SEE? THAT'S EXACTLY
WHY I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
367
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,628
I DIDN'T WANNA
DISAPPOINT MY FATHER,
368
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,619
THE WORLD RENOWN SKETCH ARTIST.
369
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:04,455
SEE? THIS IS WORKING,
THIS IS WORKING.
370
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,023
THIS IS COMMUNICATING.
371
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,626
NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S FIGHTING.
372
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,697
I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, PETE.
373
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:13,842
WHAT? WHAT DID I DO?
374
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,500
I TOLD YOU TO LIE!
CAN'T I TRUST YOU?
375
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,537
I TOLD HIM TO LIE TO YOU, TOO.
376
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,805
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
377
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,878
I TOLD YOU, I WASN'T
GOOD AT THIS!
378
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,679
KEEP IT DOWN!
379
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,414
KEEP IT DOWN!
380
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:31,593
WE'RE HARDLY YELLING.
381
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,819
NO. ME. I CAN'T KEEP IT DOWN.
382
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:35,898
SHARON. YOU OK?
383
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,822
YOU GUYS, GET ME TO A DOCTOR.
384
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,668
WHERE'S YOUR CAR?
AROUND THE CORNER.
385
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,626
OOH! I THINK I'M GONNA BOOT.
386
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:50,801
BERG... YOU CAN HAVE MY STEREO.
387
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:55,472
PETE... YOU CAN HAVE MY DRESSER.
388
00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:58,756
I DON'T WANT YOUR DRESSER.
389
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:03,480
WHY DOES HE GET THE STEREO?
390
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,450
OK. THERE YOU GO.
391
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,787
COMPLIMENTS OF THE HOUSE.
392
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,756
I DON'T PLAY TENNIS.
393
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,731
MIKE, UH, TAKE A LOOK.
394
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,434
SURE.
395
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,203
OH, DAD.
396
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:30,173
OK. I KNOW IT SEEMS
STRANGE, BUT...
397
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,510
YOU SPEND 30 YEARS
ARGUING IN COURT,
398
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,513
AND EVERY DAY, CLIENTS
ARE STARING AT YOU,
399
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,648
THEIR LIVES IN
YOUR HANDS, AND...
400
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:38,849
YOU START DOODLING.
401
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,653
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
402
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,689
WELL, I THOUGHT IT
WOULD THROW YOU.
403
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:48,626
I THOUGHT YOU
WANTED TO BE A LAWYER.
404
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,127
NO, DAD.
405
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,529
YOU WANTED ME TO BE A LAWYER.
406
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:55,966
I WAS THE ONLY KID
IN FOURTH GRADE
407
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,803
WITH A 12 ANGRY MEN LUNCHBOX.
408
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:02,740
ALL I EVER WANTED WAS
FOR YOU TO BE HAPPY.
409
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,676
SO YOU'RE NOT
TOTALLY DISAPPOINTED?
410
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:09,146
LOOK, IF YOU DON'T
WANT TO PRACTICE LAW,
411
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:10,848
THAT'S FINE WITH ME.
412
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,028
BUT YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
413
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,585
AND, MY GOD, SON,
414
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:18,722
YOU'RE CAPABLE
OF DOING ANYTHING.
415
00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:20,524
WELL, YOU KNOW...
416
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:24,662
JUST STOP SCREWING AROUND.
417
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,430
MEANWHILE, HOW DOES
MOM FEEL ABOUT ALL THIS?
418
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,843
WELL, YOUR MOTHER'S A TROOPER.
419
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:28,966
YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HER.
420
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:29,967
YOU TELL HER ABOUT LAW SCHOOL?
421
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,034
WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?
422
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,430
NO REASON TO UPSET HER. DEAL.
423
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:37,275
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA
GO OVER TO TRAUMA,
424
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:40,322
SEE IF I CAN FIND ANYBODY WHO
PLAYS BADMINTON OR TENNIS.
425
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,679
GO GET 'EM, DAD.
426
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,584
OK, SHARON, WHAT DID YOU EAT?
427
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:50,120
A WHOLE BUNCH OF
SYNTHETIC CANDY BARS.
428
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:52,200
DOCTORS, WHAT IS THE
COURSE OF TREATMENT?
429
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:54,002
PUMP HER STOMACH.
PUMP HER STOMACH.
430
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,392
Doctor: RIGHT.
431
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,330
UHHH!
432
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:04,734
YOU OK?
433
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,471
WHAT DO I DO, PETE?
434
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:09,105
NOW THAT I'M NOT BEING A LAWYER,
435
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,207
WHAT COMES NEXT?
436
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:12,220
YOU? WHAT ABOUT
ME? WHAT'S THIS MEAN?
437
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:14,189
AFTER 30 YEARS OF
BEING AN ARCHITECT,
438
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,815
I'M GONNA MELT DOWN
AND BECOME A JUGGLER?
439
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:18,882
NO.
440
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:23,787
I SEE YOU... GUESSING
PEOPLE'S WEIGHT.
441
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:28,192
OK. NOW, THE NASAL
GASTRIC TUBE IS IN PLACE.
442
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,995
WE HIT THE SWITCH
AND LET 'ER RIP.
443
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,596
[SUCTION]
444
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,865
OOH! I'LL BE RIGHT HERE.
445
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,769
OUTSTANDING!
446
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,538
SO TELL ME, DOCTORS,
447
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,552
IF MISS CARTER HERE WERE
TO CONTINUE HER CURRENT DIET,
448
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,896
WHAT TYPE OF ULCEROUS
BACTERIA WOULD SHE DEVELOP?
449
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:48,746
ANYONE?
450
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:52,282
HALICOPACTER PYLORI,
PROBABLY IN THE DUODENUM.
451
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,788
BOSTON JOURNAL OF
MEDICINE CROSSWORD PUZZLE,
452
00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:59,657
4 DOWN. OH.
453
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,927
THAT'S VERY GOOD, DOCTOR...
454
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,232
BERGEN.
455
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,413
DR. BERGEN. VERY GOOD.
456
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,405
PLEASE FOLLOW ME TO I.C.U.
457
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,809
LOOK, PETE.
458
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:23,480
PRETTY GIRLS... PAJAMAS...
459
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,998
SO WHAT IS THE PROGNOSIS
FOR THIS PATIENT?
460
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,028
AURICULAR DIMINUTION.
461
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,730
MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS?
462
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:43,034
EAR REDUCTION. EAR REDUCTION.
463
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,801
THEY'RE NOT THAT BIG!
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