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I CANNOT BELIEVE
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THEY LET YOU IN MEDICAL SCHOOL.
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NEITHER CAN I.
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MELON BALLER.
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MELON BALLER!
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PETE, I GOTTA TELL YA.
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DON'T TELL ME NOW. I'M BUSY.
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BUSY? THE CAT'S IN
THE CRADLE, PETE.
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BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
I'LL BE ALL GROWN UP.
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BERG, MY BIG PRESENTATION TO
THE MUSEUM BOARD IS TONIGHT.
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NOW, IF THEY CHOOSE MY DESIGN,
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IT'LL ACTUALLY GET BUILT.
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MOST ARCHITECTS
WHEN THEY GRADUATE,
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THEY ONLY HAVE A
BUNCH OF BLUEPRINTS.
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I AM GOING TO HAVE A
12,000 SQUARE FOOT RESUME.
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MAN, YOU'RE GONNA NEED
ONE HELL OF A MANILA ENVELOPE.
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AHEM.
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
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I THINK I FOUND MY
CALLING WITH MEDICINE.
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AHH, GOOD FOR YOU, MAN.
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YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THESE GIRLS
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WATCHING ME BUY THIS STUFF.
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MED SCHOOL'S ALL
ABOUT LOVE AND TOYS.
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AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN IT
FOR THE RIGHT REASONS.
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SOCRATES... MEET GUY
WITH REMOVABLE BRAIN.
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REMOVABLE BRAIN... MEET PETE.
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NICE HAIRCUT.
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10:30 A.M.
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TAKING SIXTH DOSE
OF INVECTA LABS
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EXPERIMENTAL ALLERGESIC.
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THIS TIME HOPING MILK
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WILL IMPROVE THE TASTE.
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DOESN'T.
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DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME YOU
STOPPED THESE EXPERIMENTS?
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AHEM. HEY, ACCESSORIES
DON'T COME CHEAP.
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LEST YOU FORGET, I'M A DOCTOR.
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YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR.
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THEN HOW COME I
HAVE ONE OF THESE?
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WHY DO YOU NEED A BEEPER?
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IMAGE, PETE. SO IMPORTANT.
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OK, I HAVE A WHOLE
STACK OF NOTE CARDS
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TO GO OVER BEFORE TONIGHT, SO...
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THE BRAIN IS LIKE A GAS TANK.
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WHEN IT'S FULL, IT'S FULL.
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YOU KNOW THIS STUFF.
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SPEAK FROM PASSION,
NOT FROM CARDS.
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WHAT THE HELL IS
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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TRUST ME. I'M YOUR DOCTOR.
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YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR!
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OK, BERG, LOOK.
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I'M NOT IN ARCHITECTURE
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FOR THE BEEPERS AND THE BABES.
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YOU, THIS MED SCHOOL THING'S
GONNA LAST, WHAT, 6 WEEKS?
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THEN YOU'RE GONNA
GO ON TO FORESTRY
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BECAUSE YOU THINK
YOU LOOK GOOD IN GREEN.
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I DO.
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BERG, LOOK, YOU'RE
NOT FOOLIN' ANYONE.
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YOU'RE HAVING A HARD
TIME ACCEPTING THE FACT
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THAT THERE'S A NEW KID IN TOWN.
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A DEDICATED KID. A
KID NAMED DR. BERGEN.
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WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO GET USED TO IT, BUDDY,
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'CAUSE HE'S HERE TO STAY.
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UH, I REALLY HAD NO PLACE TO GO.
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WATCH AS I MAKE THE INCISION,
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BEING CAREFUL NOT TO
TEAR THE INTERSTITIAL FIBERS
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OR, IN THIS CASE,
THE CANADIAN BACON.
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I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD.
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SPATULA.
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DR. BERGEN TO TABLE 4, STAT.
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DAMN IT, PETE, I'M A
DOCTOR, NOT A WAITER.
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YOU KNOW, ELLEN AND I
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ALWAYS DREAM OF HAVING A
SON WHO BECOMES A DOCTOR.
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BILL, WHAT ABOUT AN ARCHITECT?
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I'VE ALREADY GOT A BUILDING.
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I NEED FREE MEDICAL.
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YES, SIR, I HAVE THE RESEARCH
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
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HEY, SHARON, LET ME
RUN MY SPEECH BY YOU.
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OK.
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YEAH, SEE YA THEN.
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WHO'S THAT?
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OHH, MY BOSS.
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OH, YOU WANNA JOIN US?
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I CAN'T. I HAVE MY BIG
PRESENTATION TONIGHT.
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OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT.
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AW, YA THINK?
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I DON'T KNOW. I'VE GOT MY
OWN MESS TO DEAL WITH.
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MY COMPANY IS MANUFACTURING
THIS NEW PESTICIDE.
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WE CLAIM IT KILLS BUGS FASTER,
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BUT THE RESEARCH SHOWS
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IT TAKES THE SAME AMOUNT
OF TIME FOR THEM TO DIE.
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MY BOSS WANTS ME TO
DESTROY THE EVIDENCE.
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IS THAT WRONG?
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WHO CARES? AS
LONG AS THEY'RE DEAD.
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ARE YOU ON A CRUSADE
TO END BUG SUFFERING?
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SHARON, I LEARNED
IN MY PCM CLASS...
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THAT'S, UH...
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PREPARATION FOR
CLINICAL MEDICINE...
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THAT FULL DISCLOSURE
IS THE FOUNDATION
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OF A STRONG
PATIENT/DOCTOR RELATIONSHIP.
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NOW, I BELIEVE THE SAME
HOLDS TRUE IN BUSINESS.
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YOU HAVE AN ETHICAL
DUTY TO TELL THE TRUTH.
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SHARON, YOU WORK FOR
A CHEMICAL COMPANY.
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YOU HAVE NO ETHICS.
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BERG'S RIGHT. I'M
BLOWIN' THE WHISTLE.
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WAIT. YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY
GOING TO LISTEN TO HIM?
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WELL... WAIT. THIS IS BERG.
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THE SAME GUY WHO WANTED TO PUT A
BATPOLE BETWEEN OUR APARTMENTS.
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YEAH, BUT NOW HE'S A DOCTOR.
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HE'S NOT A DOCTOR!
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TRYING THE POWDER
WITH ROOT BEER.
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MAKES ME MISS THE MILK.
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HEY, LIS, YOU WANNA
HEAR MY SPEECH?
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SORRY. OH, GOD, I HAVE
THIS TERRIBLE COUGH.
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IT STARTED IN MY HEAD, AND
NOW IT'S MOVED TO MY CHEST.
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YOU SHOULD GO SEE A DOCTOR.
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DID SOMEBODY SAY DOCTOR?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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THIS THING DOES NOT
GIVE YOU A LICENSE
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TO GROPE MY GIRLFRIEND.
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PETER, I AM SHOCKED!
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I'M IN THE PROFESSION
OF HEALING, MISTER.
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THIS IS MY JOB.
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NOW, MELISSA...
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IF YOU'D KINDLY DISROBE
DOWN TO YOUR SOCKS.
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NO.
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GIVE ME A BREAK.
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BERG, IS THIS MILK BAD?
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HEY, LIKE I DON'T
KNOW IF MILK IS BAD? OK.
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SMELLS GOOD TO ME.
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WAIT. ALL RIGHT,
AM I THE ONLY ONE
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THAT KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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YOU ARE NOT ALONE, MY FRIEND.
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I WAS ONCE THE FAVORITE.
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EVERYONE LOOKED UP TO ME,
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AND THEN ALONG CAME
THE NEW KID ON THE BLOCK...
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BUZZ LIGHTYEAR...
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SHOWING OFF ALL HIS FANCY
GADGETS TO ALL MY FRIENDS.
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I WAS JUST A PULL-STRING COWBOY.
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HOW COULD I COMPETE?
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AND THEN WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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I GET THROWN IN THE TOY BOX
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ALONG WITH POTATO
HEAD AND SLINKY DOG. HUH.
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TO INFINITY AND BEYOND, MY ASS.
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OK, I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
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BILL, DO YOU THINK I COULD
GET THE AFTERNOON OFF?
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ACTUALLY, BILL,
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I COULD REALLY USE THE
AFTERNOON OFF MYSELF.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I HAVE
TO PRACTICE MY PRESENTATION.
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I'M HELPING YOU. REMEMBER?
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YOUR TANK OVERFILLS.
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
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KNOWLEDGE IS SPILLING
OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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I NEED ONE OF YOU.
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LOOK, BILL, MY BIG
PRESENTATION IS TONIGHT.
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NOW, I JUST NEED A FEW
MORE HOURS TO PRACTICE.
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I'M TELLING YOU,
IF I GET THIS...
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LOOK, THIS ONE MOMENT
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COULD DECIDE MY ENTIRE FUTURE.
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I HAVE A QUIZ.
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OK, BERG. SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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LATE. LATE. I'M LATE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE STUDYING.
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I AM.
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YOU'RE WATCHING
GENERAL HOSPITAL.
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I'M STUDYING GENERAL HOSPITAL.
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I'M TRYING TO GET THE WALK DOWN.
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CHECK OUT HOW DR. SCANLON MOVES.
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SLOW... CONFIDENT STEPS.
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LOOK HOW HE LETS THE BEEPER
SHOW UNDER HIS LAB COAT.
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NOTICE THE HEAD TILT.
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FELICIA... A DRINK
AFTER SURGERY?
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SEE? RIGHT THERE.
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THAT'S THE STUFF YOU
CAN'T LEARN FROM A BOOK.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD
TO COVER FOR YOU,
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AND YOU'RE UP HERE
SCREWIN' AROUND!
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I ALREADY FINISHED STUDYING FOR
MY EXAM. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?
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DON'T SAY YOUR BRAIN IS FULL.
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MY BRAIN IS FULL.
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BERG, YOU CAN'T JUST WALTZ
THROUGH MEDICAL SCHOOL
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ALL FANCY-FREE.
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IT TAKES DEDICATION
AND COMMITMENT
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TO BECOME A DOCTOR.
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I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT
YOU JUST SAID FANCY-FREE.
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OK, YOU'RE HOPELESS.
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PETE, A TIP FROM YOUR DOCTOR...
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EATING QUICKLY... BAD
FOR THE DIGESTION.
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MMM. WELL, LUCKY FOR
ME, YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR.
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PETE, HELP ME HELP YOU.
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BERG, LOOK, I'M BEYOND HELP.
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I'M GONNA GO INTO
THAT PRESENTATION
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AND CRASH LIKE THE HINDENBURG.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
JUST RELAX FOR A SECOND.
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TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
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YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYIN' HOW
YOUR STUFF ISN'T ANY GOOD
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AND HOW IT'S A
COMPLETE DISASTER,
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BUT IT ALWAYS TURNS OUT GREAT.
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SO TONIGHT, I NEED
YOU TO GO IN THERE
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AND SHOW THOSE PEOPLE
WHAT I ALREADY KNOW...
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HEY.
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THAT YOU... ROCK.
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I ROCK?
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THANKS, BERG.
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THANKS NOTHIN'.
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NOW GO GET 'EM, YOU PSYCHOPATH.
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5:45. I HAVE FOUND
THAT THE ORANGE JUICE
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MAKES THE ALLERGESIC
POWDER MORE PALATABLE.
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PETE!
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5:46.
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MY ROOMMATE HAS JUST INGESTED
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400 TIMES THE DAILY DOSAGE
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IN JUST UNDER 20 SECONDS.
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THIS WILL MOST LIKELY BE FATAL.
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FOR ME.
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LISTEN, I MIGHT'VE
POISONED MY FRIEND,
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AND I NEED TO KNOW
THE SIDE EFFECTS.
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IT'S A MEDICAL EMERGENCY.
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HOLD... NO, DON'T
PUT ME ON HOLD.
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DON'T PUT ME... ♪ AND AWAY ♪
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♪ IN MY BEAUTIFUL ♪
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♪ MY BEAUTIFUL ♪
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♪ BALLOON ♪
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SO, I'M AT OUR MONTHLY
BOARD MEETING.
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THE CEO IS AT THE
HEAD OF THE TABLE.
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I STAND UP AND TELL
THEM I HAVE PROOF
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THAT THEIR BUGS
DIE IN 6 SECONDS,
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JUST LIKE THEY ALWAYS HAVE.
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ROOM GOES SILENT.
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THEN THE CEO STANDS UP,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAYS?
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"3 SECONDS. 6 SECONDS.
WHO CARES? THEY'RE BUGS."
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EVERYONE LAUGHED AT ME. SO I
JUST CAME OVER TO THANK YOU
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FOR PERSONALLY GUIDING ME INTO THE
MOST HUMILIATING MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
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HOLD THAT THOUGHT. I
MAY HAVE POISONED PETE.
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00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:35,619
YEAH, GO AHEAD. SOME
POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS ARE:
234
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SWEATING, STAMMERING,
AND... I'M SORRY?
235
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,171
HE MAY BECOME DELUSIONAL.
236
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:47,565
WELL, WHAT THE HELL KIND
OF SIDE EFFECT IS DELUSIONAL?
237
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:52,837
HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE
EVER HEARD OF DIARRHEA?
238
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,906
YOU POISONED PETE?
239
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:58,153
AND HE'S JUST LEFT TO GO
DO HIS BIG PRESENTATION.
240
00:12:58,177 --> 00:12:59,188
AHH, THAT IS SO UNFAIR.
241
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,344
I KNOW.
242
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,124
ON THE ONE DAY I
COULD REALLY HATE YOU,
243
00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:03,960
PETE STEALS MY THUNDER.
244
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,817
DON'T BE MAD AT PETE.
245
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,723
WELL SAID.
246
00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:17,862
TOP THAT, ZERO.
247
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,332
DO I KNOW YOU?
248
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,135
PETER DUNVILLE.
249
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,936
YOU'RE NEXT. HERE.
250
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:29,073
OK. UM... YOU'RE WELCOME.
251
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,843
I MEAN, UH... THANKS.
252
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:36,247
I MEAN, THANKS FOR WELCOMING ME.
253
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,448
YOU'RE WELCOME.
254
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,250
THANKS.
255
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,354
OH, THANK GOD.
256
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:45,356
AT LEAST HE GOT HERE.
257
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,824
WE HAVE TO STOP HIM.
258
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,037
COME ON. CALM DOWN.
259
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,861
THEY SAID THOSE WERE
ONLY POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS.
260
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,532
PSST.
261
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,901
PETE.
262
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:03,040
WOULD YOU EXCUSE
ME FOR JUST A MOMENT?
263
00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:04,475
YES, OF COURSE.
264
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,143
I LIVE TO WAIT.
265
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,159
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
266
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,151
WELL, I THOUGHT WE'D JUST
COME DOWN AND OBSERVE YOU.
267
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,553
HE MEANS LEND OUR SUPPORT.
268
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,188
MR. DUNVILLE...
269
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:20,324
BEFORE MY BONES TURN TO DUST.
270
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,794
RIGHT.
271
00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:28,165
AHEM.
272
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:33,337
AHH. UM... "LADIES, GENTLEMEN,
273
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"DISTINGUISHED MUSEUM TRUSTEES,
274
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,775
IN REVIEWING..."
275
00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:41,979
WHEW. I'M SORRY.
IS IT HOT IN HERE?
276
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,448
NO.
277
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,295
OH, GOD, HE'S SWEATING.
278
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,953
WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR AM I?
279
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HE'S PETE. HE SWEATS.
280
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,825
AND YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR.
281
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:54,825
WHERE WAS I?
282
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:56,527
AT THE BEGINNING.
283
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,329
RIGHT. UH, AHEM.
284
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:01,966
MY INTENT WAS TO
ACCENT THE AXIAL DESIGN
285
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:04,134
WITH A MORE MODERN MIDDLISM...
286
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,603
MORE MODERN MIMILIST...
287
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:09,607
SORRY. A MORE MIDDLIST...
288
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,141
JUST NEW AND SIMPLE.
289
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,977
STAMMERING. NERVES.
290
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,947
WELL, HE SHOULD
HAVE PREPARED MORE.
291
00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:20,217
NOW, THE... THE... THE
FRONT OF THE BUILDING...
292
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,553
I'M SORRY.
293
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,728
OK, LOOK. I SEE...
294
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:35,900
I SEE... HUGE, CRAZY SHAPES.
295
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,735
ALL RIGHT? AND A GIANT...
296
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,137
GIANT JACK-IN-THE-BOX.
297
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,137
A JACK-IN-THE-BOX?
298
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,007
YEAH. YEAH. A GIANT
JACK-IN-THE-BOX
299
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:46,310
THAT WILL POP UP AND
GREET THE VISITORS.
300
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:50,347
IT'S CONED HEAD
SWAYING 2 STORIES HIGH.
301
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,086
AND, OH, AND IT WILL
SAY SOMETHING LIKE,
302
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:58,589
HELLO, BOYS AND GIRLS.
303
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,691
ALL RIGHT. HE'S DELUSIONAL.
304
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,292
TAKE HIM DOWN.
305
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,361
OK, THAT'S IT. ENOUGH.
306
00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:06,197
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
307
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,433
I'M SAVING YOU. NO,
YOU'RE REALLY NOT.
308
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,934
YES, I AM.
309
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,336
EXCUSE ME.
310
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,837
I'M SORRY.
311
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,739
I'M THIS MAN'S DOCTOR.
312
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:19,810
YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR.
HE'S NOT A DOCTOR.
313
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,224
MR. DUNVILLE HAS ACCIDENTALLY
INGESTED A MEDICATION
314
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:25,917
WHICH IS CAUSING THE DELUSIONAL
BEHAVIOR YOU'RE WITNESSING.
315
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,451
I DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS GUY,
316
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,121
BUT LOOK AT THE EXCITEMENT
THAT THE JACK-IN-THE-BOX IS CAUSING.
317
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,121
IT'S INFECTIOUS!
318
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,624
PETE, BELIEVE ME.
EVERY SECOND COUNTS.
319
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,793
YOU DRANK MY
ALLERGESIC MEDICATION.
320
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,440
YOU'RE SWEATING, YOU'RE
STAMMERING, YOU'RE DELUSIONAL.
321
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:41,098
BERG, I'M JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS.
322
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,467
OH, YEAH?
323
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:47,204
THEN WHAT KIND OF
MUSEUM HAS A HUGE...
324
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:49,640
JACK-IN-THE-BOX?
325
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:54,245
AND STUPID VOICES
GOING... HEH HEH...
326
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:58,916
"HELLO, BOYS AND GIRLS"?
327
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,451
A CHILDREN'S MUSEUM.
328
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:05,456
WHAT?
329
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:08,626
THIS IS FOR A CHILDREN'S MUSEUM.
330
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,096
OH.
331
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,832
BUT... BUT YOU DRANK
THE ORANGE JUICE.
332
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,368
I HATE ORANGE JUICE, BERG. I
DRANK THE GRAPEFRUIT JUICE.
333
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,523
SO WHO DRANK THE ORANGE JUICE?
334
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,477
Both: OHH.
335
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,582
SO I'M THE ONE WHO'S DELUSIONAL.
336
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,251
THANK GOD. I THOUGHT IT WAS ME.
337
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:36,988
WELL...
338
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:40,324
DOCTORS. THIS
EXPLAINS A GREAT DEAL.
339
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:45,496
IT TURNS OUT THAT I'VE
INGESTED MY OWN MEDIDATION.
340
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,935
MED-I-CA-TION.
341
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:54,905
PETE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
342
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:59,409
SHARON, HE'S RUINING
MY PRESENTATION.
343
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,378
HE'S RUINING MY PRESENTATION.
344
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,015
YES, WE'RE ALL AWARE OF THAT.
345
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,416
WE'LL BE GOING.
346
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:08,953
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
TO SPIN PLATES AS A FINALE?
347
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,424
LISTEN, PAL, I'VE HAD
A REALLY BAD DAY.
348
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,592
JOIN THE CLUB.
349
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:19,430
HEY, YOU WANT A
PIECE OF ME? HUH? HUH?
350
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:37,781
CAPTAIN'S LOG.
STARDATE... 6-4-4-4-1.
351
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,951
THE... KLINGONS
HAVE SURROUNDED US
352
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,987
AND ARE ATTEMPTING TO
BOARD THE ENTERPRISE.
353
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:47,324
KIRK OUT.
354
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,962
MR. SULU, TAKE US
TO WARP FACTOR 8.
355
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:55,599
CHEKOV... NICE DRESS.
356
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,801
BERG!
357
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,403
KLINGONS. BONES.
358
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,906
IDIOT.
359
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,775
BERG, GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW.
360
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:08,946
SCOTTIE... BEAM ME UP NOW.
361
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,317
WAIT HERE.
362
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:15,586
I'LL SEND HELP.
363
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:24,061
OH, YOU'RE DOING GREAT, PETE!
364
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,634
AHEM.
365
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:37,174
OK, NOW THAT I GOT
YOUR ATTENTION...
366
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:44,315
I SCREWED UP BIG-TIME.
367
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,316
FINALLY.
368
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,585
AN ACCURATE DIAGNOSIS.
369
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,754
MAYBE THIS DOCTOR THING
ISN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
370
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,057
I MEAN, WHAT
RESPONSIBLE PHYSICIAN
371
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:56,160
LEAVES UNMARKED MEDICINE
IN THE REFRIGERATOR?
372
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,495
YOU'RE NOT A PHYSICIAN.
YOU'RE A MED STUDENT.
373
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,764
GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK.
374
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,799
NO. NO. SEE?
375
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,634
YOU SAID IT YOURSELF.
376
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,803
IT TAKES DEDICATION
AND COMMITMENT.
377
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:08,806
LISTEN TO ME. THIS IS THE
FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE
378
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,842
THAT YOU'RE DOIN' SOMETHING WHERE
YOU DON'T KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS.
379
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,243
THIS IS GREAT!
380
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:14,878
YOU'RE SCARED, AND YOU'RE SCARED
381
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,548
BECAUSE YOU MIGHT FINALLY
CARE ABOUT SOMETHING.
382
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,916
WHY DO I SCREW UP?
383
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,017
BECAUSE YOU'RE BERG.
384
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,589
BESIDES, YOU CAN'T QUIT NOW.
385
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,525
YOU ALREADY PAID FOR THE BEEPER.
386
00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:32,162
I ALSO GOT THE WALK DOWN.
387
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,931
I HEAR THAT'S THE HARDEST PART.
388
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,602
YOU'RE GONNA BE A GOOD SURGEON.
389
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,037
YOU'LL ROCK!
390
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,075
THANKS. LISTEN...
391
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,343
WHEN YOU'RE A BIG, FAMOUS
SURGEON, LOOK ME UP.
392
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:49,947
I'LL BE THE GUY IN RENO
DESIGNING THE TRAILER PARKS.
393
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:53,384
OH... THAT REMINDS ME.
394
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,685
MR. SULU CALLED LAST NIGHT.
395
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:56,865
UH, YOU GOT THE JOB.
396
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:59,389
I GOT THE JOB? HOW CAN THAT BE?
397
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,826
RIGHT HERE. "LOVED YOUR DESIGNS.
398
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,227
HATE YOUR FRIENDS."
399
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,799
HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL
ME THEY CALLED LAST NIGHT?
400
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:11,669
LAST NIGHT I WAS TOO BUSY
ARGUING WITH THE SOFA.
401
00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:15,139
OH, MY GOD.
402
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,419
I'VE GOT A BIG MEETING AT 3:00.
403
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:21,679
3:00. IT'S 10 TILL. YOU
BETTER GET MOVIN'.
404
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,114
WHOO! NO. HEH HEH.
405
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,751
YOU HAVE A BIG MEETING AT 3:00.
406
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:32,322
DOWNTOWN. BERG, WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
407
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:34,158
HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL A PERSON?
408
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:38,028
HEY, DON'T BLAME ME BECAUSE
YOU DON'T HAVE A BEEPER!
409
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:44,835
BONES...
410
00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:48,172
TALK TO ME, BONES. YOU'VE...
GOT TO SAY SOMETHING.
411
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,575
WE'VE... SHARED SO
MUCH. IT'S ME... JIM.
412
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:54,511
YOUR COMRADE, YOUR CAPTAIN.
413
00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:55,712
YOUR FRIEND.
414
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,249
WE'VE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
415
00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:01,218
SHOW SOME BACKBONE, MAN.
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