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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,245 --> 00:00:16,430 Five minutes Sylvio. 2 00:00:37,924 --> 00:00:39,689 What's the ape, gonna break? 3 00:00:39,689 --> 00:00:41,872 What's the ape, gonna break? 4 00:00:41,872 --> 00:00:44,044 What's the ape, gonna break? 5 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,932 What's the ape, gonna break? 6 00:00:45,932 --> 00:00:48,188 What's the ape, gonna break? 7 00:00:48,188 --> 00:00:50,252 What's the ape, gonna break? 8 00:00:50,252 --> 00:00:52,340 What's the ape, gonna break? 9 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:54,257 What's the ape, gonna break? 10 00:02:06,657 --> 00:02:07,824 Hello? 11 00:02:08,906 --> 00:02:10,884 Hello, my name is Sylvio. 12 00:02:10,884 --> 00:02:14,289 I'm calling in regards to your unpaid debt. 13 00:02:14,289 --> 00:02:16,977 No, I don't talk to computers. 14 00:02:16,977 --> 00:02:18,911 I am not a computer. 15 00:02:18,911 --> 00:02:20,161 I am a gorilla. 16 00:04:26,167 --> 00:04:28,250 - Merry Christmas Sylvio. 17 00:04:38,929 --> 00:04:42,929 ♫ I have a kinship with the man 18 00:04:45,589 --> 00:04:49,422 ♫ Does not need to understand 19 00:04:51,887 --> 00:04:55,470 ♫ I like living here alone 20 00:04:57,551 --> 00:05:01,718 ♫ I've disconnected all the phones 21 00:05:03,684 --> 00:05:07,851 ♫ Unplugged the neon from the wall 22 00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:14,010 ♫ Lead us not into withdraws 23 00:05:16,128 --> 00:05:20,211 ♫ Don't introduce me to your kin 24 00:05:22,331 --> 00:05:26,414 ♫ No nice to see ya, how ya been 25 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:49,871 - Don't look at him. 26 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:51,371 Come on, hurry up. 27 00:06:18,695 --> 00:06:22,278 ♫ Hold a Obispo in my heart 28 00:06:24,335 --> 00:06:28,502 ♫ Oh how I need a brand new start 29 00:06:30,896 --> 00:06:34,896 ♫ All the sharks out in the sea 30 00:06:36,982 --> 00:06:40,982 ♫ And the lightning bolts agree 31 00:06:48,715 --> 00:06:51,020 They will have a feast next week 32 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:52,399 thanks to the Salvation Army. 33 00:06:52,399 --> 00:06:53,565 Volunteers are going to be 34 00:06:53,565 --> 00:06:56,325 handing out Christmas baskets today for those in need. 35 00:06:56,325 --> 00:06:58,795 Carmelo Madoloni with that story. 36 00:06:58,795 --> 00:07:00,459 The harsh winds and freezing temperatures 37 00:07:00,459 --> 00:07:03,748 didn't stop volunteers from giving baskets to those in need. 38 00:07:03,748 --> 00:07:05,224 More than two dozen volunteers 39 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:07,325 packed bags with all the fixings, 40 00:07:07,325 --> 00:07:09,879 even to make the perfect Christmas dinner. 41 00:07:09,879 --> 00:07:10,712 It's helped me a lot. 42 00:07:10,712 --> 00:07:13,885 I understand what people go through. 43 00:07:13,885 --> 00:07:16,825 So it gives us a whole new perspective for everyone. 44 00:07:16,825 --> 00:07:20,992 Caitlin Meque is a high school senior. 45 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,533 It was all part of a fundraiser that they put together 46 00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:56,236 to give back to their community. 47 00:07:56,236 --> 00:07:59,921 Andrew Bennet is a student and current project leader. 48 00:07:59,921 --> 00:08:01,864 He's happy to give back to his community 49 00:08:01,864 --> 00:08:03,065 during the holidays. 50 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:05,309 Yeah everyone's having a good time. 51 00:08:05,309 --> 00:08:06,503 We're so involved with you know, 52 00:08:06,503 --> 00:08:09,500 everyone looks like it's good to see their faces 53 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:10,333 when we get-- 54 00:08:14,339 --> 00:08:15,466 It's taking care of a basic need, 55 00:08:15,466 --> 00:08:16,677 but it goes beyond that. 56 00:08:16,677 --> 00:08:18,717 If they don't have a traditional turkey 57 00:08:18,717 --> 00:08:20,337 or ham at Christmas time, 58 00:08:20,337 --> 00:08:23,817 this just makes it very special. 59 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,233 - Cindy! 60 00:09:50,742 --> 00:09:51,936 Five debts collected. 61 00:09:57,051 --> 00:09:57,884 Sylvio! 62 00:10:16,045 --> 00:10:18,045 Sylvio, we need to talk. 63 00:10:19,092 --> 00:10:21,312 I'm taking you off the phones. 64 00:10:21,312 --> 00:10:23,220 I'm putting you on house visits. 65 00:10:24,336 --> 00:10:26,336 Here's your first house. 66 00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:30,192 Guy's name is Allen Reynolds. 67 00:10:30,192 --> 00:10:32,600 Lay it on thick with this guy Sylvio. 68 00:10:33,409 --> 00:10:34,659 I need results. 69 00:10:36,014 --> 00:10:38,668 Report back to me ASAP. 70 00:10:38,668 --> 00:10:39,501 Got that? 71 00:10:40,334 --> 00:10:41,167 Good. 72 00:11:42,354 --> 00:11:45,333 - I didn't know you were... 73 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:46,711 You're very tall. 74 00:11:46,711 --> 00:11:48,679 Well come on in. 75 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:50,919 Al will meet you in a second. 76 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:51,935 Our second guest is arriving. 77 00:11:51,935 --> 00:11:54,358 Taking him to the green room now. 78 00:11:54,358 --> 00:11:55,191 Al took care of everything. 79 00:11:55,191 --> 00:11:56,718 He has it all set up for you. 80 00:11:56,718 --> 00:11:58,301 Just right in here. 81 00:12:02,178 --> 00:12:03,550 Just make yourself at home. 82 00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:05,633 Snacks, water, magazines? 83 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:11,643 - The deer don't necessarily like to come out at night. 84 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,527 They're just as likely to 85 00:12:13,527 --> 00:12:14,923 come out during the broad daylight. 86 00:12:14,923 --> 00:12:15,760 Can you speak to that? 87 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:16,674 - That's exactly right. 88 00:12:16,674 --> 00:12:18,732 They can pop out at any moment. 89 00:12:18,732 --> 00:12:21,787 They're lurking behind bends in the road, 90 00:12:21,787 --> 00:12:23,704 behind trees, anywhere. 91 00:12:24,848 --> 00:12:27,098 Everyone listen real close. 92 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,373 I'm warning you. 93 00:12:30,558 --> 00:12:31,808 Watch the road! 94 00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:33,899 Boom! 95 00:12:36,876 --> 00:12:38,324 - Great. 96 00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:41,456 Okie dokey, well thanks for joining us Tina. 97 00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:43,208 Highly recommended book here. 98 00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:45,021 Go out and get a copy at at your local book store. 99 00:12:45,021 --> 00:12:47,240 Give it to a friend, a family member. 100 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,031 Also a great gift. 101 00:12:49,031 --> 00:12:50,675 You never know, it could save your life. 102 00:12:50,675 --> 00:12:52,925 Thanks for joining us Tina. 103 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,229 I'm terrible under stress. 104 00:13:08,229 --> 00:13:11,896 Would you like an autographed copy of my book? 105 00:13:16,937 --> 00:13:17,770 It's okay. 106 00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:20,287 You can use ours. 107 00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:38,965 - And we're back. 108 00:13:38,965 --> 00:13:40,393 We're really happy to have our next guest. 109 00:13:40,393 --> 00:13:41,557 His name is Terrance 110 00:13:41,557 --> 00:13:43,863 and we're really gonna put hit to the test today. 111 00:13:43,863 --> 00:13:45,721 Now we can assure you that Terrance has not seen 112 00:13:45,721 --> 00:13:47,941 any of the items that he's about to juggle. 113 00:13:47,941 --> 00:13:50,173 Isn't that right Terrance? 114 00:13:50,173 --> 00:13:53,756 Excellent, let's get right to it, shall we? 115 00:13:55,393 --> 00:13:58,599 I will now remove Terrance's blindfold. 116 00:13:58,599 --> 00:14:00,637 Let's get this thing off. 117 00:14:00,637 --> 00:14:02,833 Let's cheer him on at home. 118 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:06,434 Okay, and let's queue some juggling music Jerry. 119 00:14:06,434 --> 00:14:08,987 I give you Terrance, the mystery juggler. 120 00:15:03,457 --> 00:15:04,881 - Whoa. 121 00:15:06,622 --> 00:15:08,205 - Oh, I'm Terrance. 122 00:15:24,837 --> 00:15:26,421 - Alright, sorry about that folks. 123 00:15:26,421 --> 00:15:27,600 We had some technical difficulties, 124 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,823 but we're back on the air now. 125 00:15:28,823 --> 00:15:30,565 It's time for, you call, we talk, 126 00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:32,568 our community call in segment of the show. 127 00:15:32,568 --> 00:15:34,356 That's where we talk about community issues, 128 00:15:34,356 --> 00:15:36,122 and what's going on in your community. 129 00:15:36,122 --> 00:15:37,477 Let's get right into some calls. 130 00:15:37,477 --> 00:15:39,060 Who is that gorilla. 131 00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:40,383 He was hilarious! 132 00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:43,131 What was all that stuff he was breaking? 133 00:15:43,131 --> 00:15:44,919 Hey, you gotta have him back. 134 00:15:44,919 --> 00:15:47,031 - No, he won't be coming back, I just said that. 135 00:15:47,031 --> 00:15:49,276 Okay, no more calls about the gorilla please. 136 00:15:49,276 --> 00:15:50,863 We're looking for community engagement. 137 00:15:50,863 --> 00:15:53,619 What's going on in your community? 138 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,964 Okay we have Terra and Talsen. 139 00:15:54,964 --> 00:15:55,996 You're live on the air. 140 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,652 Oh, nevermind. 141 00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:58,768 I didn't realize 142 00:15:58,768 --> 00:16:01,779 you weren't taking calls about the gorilla anymore. 143 00:16:01,779 --> 00:16:05,631 I was just gonna ask if he was gonna be on the show again. 144 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,631 The gorilla. 145 00:16:07,576 --> 00:16:10,169 - Okay, looks like we're all out of calls. 146 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,233 You wanna close it up Gerald? 147 00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:13,066 Okay. 148 00:16:13,066 --> 00:16:14,320 Thanks for tuning in. 149 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,388 Check back in tomorrow. 150 00:16:15,388 --> 00:16:16,276 Same time, same place. 151 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,109 All week, every week. 152 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:20,710 The only five day a week, afternoon show in Baltimore. 153 00:19:39,152 --> 00:19:39,985 If you tuned in yesterday 154 00:19:39,985 --> 00:19:41,455 you'll be familiar with our next guest. 155 00:19:41,455 --> 00:19:43,578 Sylvio Bernardi, he's a talented performer, 156 00:19:43,578 --> 00:19:44,828 and today he's brought his own 157 00:19:44,828 --> 00:19:46,472 original puppet show to the air. 158 00:19:46,472 --> 00:19:48,450 Really neat stuff, really looking forward to it. 159 00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:49,913 So without further ado, 160 00:19:49,913 --> 00:19:52,996 The Quiet Times with Herbert Herpels. 161 00:26:21,984 --> 00:26:22,817 - Hey Al. 162 00:26:22,817 --> 00:26:23,650 - Hey. 163 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:24,483 - Hey. 164 00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:28,773 I know money's tight and I don't wanna keep bugging you, 165 00:26:28,773 --> 00:26:31,497 but none of us have gotten our checks from last week. 166 00:26:31,497 --> 00:26:32,330 - Mmhm. 167 00:26:33,381 --> 00:26:34,214 Oh yeah. 168 00:26:35,405 --> 00:26:36,810 I've been meaning to write you a check. 169 00:26:36,810 --> 00:26:38,454 I'm sorry Maggie. 170 00:26:38,454 --> 00:26:41,754 I just keep getting distracted. 171 00:26:41,754 --> 00:26:43,127 Uh, yeah. 172 00:26:43,127 --> 00:26:45,078 Let me just write you a check right now. 173 00:26:45,078 --> 00:26:46,078 - Thank you. 174 00:26:52,026 --> 00:26:55,386 Have you heard anything yet from that new sponsor, or? 175 00:26:55,386 --> 00:26:56,493 - Yeah. 176 00:26:56,493 --> 00:26:57,326 - Great. 177 00:26:57,326 --> 00:26:58,159 - It's looking good. 178 00:26:58,159 --> 00:26:59,922 I just, I'm still talking to them 179 00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:02,062 and just, need a little bit more time. 180 00:27:02,062 --> 00:27:04,158 It just takes a little bit. 181 00:27:04,158 --> 00:27:06,678 You know, it's a long process and you know? 182 00:27:06,678 --> 00:27:07,758 - Yeah. 183 00:27:09,136 --> 00:27:10,303 - Yeah I know. 184 00:27:12,235 --> 00:27:13,516 I know that you're trying. 185 00:27:13,516 --> 00:27:14,516 It's just... 186 00:27:17,063 --> 00:27:18,898 If we don't get paid, none of us can do it. 187 00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:19,731 It's really not-- 188 00:27:19,731 --> 00:27:20,564 - I know, Maggie you can just... 189 00:27:20,564 --> 00:27:21,950 I'll just stop you right there, 190 00:27:21,950 --> 00:27:23,977 because I know full well that you need to get paid, 191 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:24,841 and here's the money. 192 00:27:24,841 --> 00:27:25,841 - Thank you. 193 00:27:27,443 --> 00:27:28,332 - I'm sorry. 194 00:27:28,332 --> 00:27:30,286 I know I haven't been paying you on time, 195 00:27:30,286 --> 00:27:32,857 and I'm gonna start, and this is all gonna work out. 196 00:27:32,857 --> 00:27:36,397 I just need a little bit more time okay? 197 00:28:02,719 --> 00:28:03,606 - [Robotic Computer Voice] You have reached 198 00:28:03,606 --> 00:28:05,914 the answering machine of Sylvio. 199 00:28:05,914 --> 00:28:08,325 Please leave a message after beep. 200 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,650 Hey Sylvio, it's Al. 201 00:28:10,650 --> 00:28:14,817 Look, I know the Herbert segment wasn't quite as 202 00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:18,211 well received as we would've hoped but, 203 00:28:19,278 --> 00:28:20,263 I've been doing a lot of thinking, 204 00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:23,130 and I was wondering if maybe you and me 205 00:28:23,130 --> 00:28:26,637 could work together on something. 206 00:28:26,637 --> 00:28:30,804 Maybe figure out a way to take the show in a new direction. 207 00:28:44,613 --> 00:28:45,944 Hey! 208 00:28:45,944 --> 00:28:46,998 Hey man, watch it. 209 00:28:46,998 --> 00:28:48,438 Where are you going with that hose? 210 00:28:48,438 --> 00:28:50,271 Hey, this is my stuff! 211 00:28:52,089 --> 00:28:52,922 What are you doing here? 212 00:28:52,922 --> 00:28:54,255 There's no fire. 213 00:28:56,251 --> 00:28:59,084 Hey, watch where you're going man. 214 00:29:08,029 --> 00:29:08,862 Oh... 215 00:29:16,227 --> 00:29:17,955 Peter from Curtis Bay, you're on the air. 216 00:29:17,955 --> 00:29:20,595 I just wanted to say great show guys! 217 00:29:20,595 --> 00:29:22,287 I just have a quick question. 218 00:29:22,287 --> 00:29:24,954 What's the ape gonna break next? 219 00:29:25,934 --> 00:29:27,314 - Two words. 220 00:29:27,314 --> 00:29:28,851 - A movie. 221 00:29:28,851 --> 00:29:29,684 - King Kong. 222 00:29:34,769 --> 00:29:35,745 Congo! 223 00:29:41,907 --> 00:29:42,740 - Yeah! 224 00:29:49,061 --> 00:29:52,871 ♫ When they fight they fight 225 00:29:52,871 --> 00:29:57,038 ♫ And when they come home at night they say 226 00:29:59,159 --> 00:30:01,992 ♫ I love you baby 227 00:30:21,238 --> 00:30:25,174 ♫ Was it too much too soon 228 00:30:25,174 --> 00:30:28,990 ♫ Was it a little too late 229 00:30:28,990 --> 00:30:33,157 ♫ He got the message she left on his car in the rain 230 00:30:37,450 --> 00:30:41,136 ♫ And then the words, they come to you 231 00:30:41,136 --> 00:30:43,886 ♫ Drive him away 232 00:30:45,379 --> 00:30:48,659 ♫ You just can't let it go 233 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:09,134 ♫ And when it all comes crashing down 234 00:31:09,134 --> 00:31:11,967 ♫ What can you do 235 00:31:13,485 --> 00:31:17,600 ♫ Find what you're looking for 236 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,384 ♫ And then the words, they'll come to you 237 00:31:21,384 --> 00:31:25,197 ♫ Driving through the rain 238 00:31:25,197 --> 00:31:29,364 ♫ But there'll be no one there to say them to anyway 239 00:31:35,346 --> 00:31:37,975 ♫ I love you baby 240 00:31:49,137 --> 00:31:50,430 - Well, what a lot of people don't understand 241 00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:52,399 is that Sylvio is not just some wild animal. 242 00:31:52,399 --> 00:31:55,055 He's actually a really sensitive and talented artist. 243 00:31:55,055 --> 00:31:56,770 - I don't know about that. 244 00:31:56,770 --> 00:31:57,790 As far as I can tell, 245 00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:01,414 all he does is destroy every darn thing he sees. 246 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:03,479 Talented? 247 00:32:08,543 --> 00:32:10,822 You're not serious. 248 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,951 ♫ The brattleboro is flooding 249 00:32:20,951 --> 00:32:23,098 ♫ For every day 250 00:32:23,098 --> 00:32:25,860 ♫ Brattleboro is flooding 251 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:27,587 ♫ In every way 252 00:32:27,587 --> 00:32:30,526 ♫ Better find a new best friend 253 00:32:30,526 --> 00:32:34,693 ♫ You better find a new best friend 254 00:32:36,071 --> 00:32:38,846 ♫ Brattleboro is flooding 255 00:32:38,846 --> 00:32:41,351 ♫ And so am I 256 00:32:41,351 --> 00:32:45,518 ♫ They're never gonna find your baby even if they try 257 00:32:45,635 --> 00:32:48,697 ♫ You better find a new best friend 258 00:32:48,697 --> 00:32:52,864 ♫ You better find a new best friend 259 00:32:54,169 --> 00:32:56,786 ♫ When all the late papers come in 260 00:32:56,786 --> 00:33:00,132 ♫ And when they tell me it's not my fault 261 00:33:00,132 --> 00:33:02,663 ♫ When both of our lives start humming 262 00:33:02,663 --> 00:33:04,712 ♫ You know I think I pay my weight in salt 263 00:33:04,712 --> 00:33:07,974 ♫ Just to have her be the same again 264 00:33:07,974 --> 00:33:12,141 ♫ Yeah it'll never be the same again 265 00:33:13,987 --> 00:33:17,407 ♫ You're never gonna mount that hard drive anymore 266 00:33:17,407 --> 00:33:21,574 ♫ You're never gonna mount that hard drive anymore 267 00:33:26,706 --> 00:33:28,713 No worries, we've got you covered. 268 00:33:29,855 --> 00:33:34,022 We've got flush mounts, sconces, orbs, orbs, orbs, 269 00:33:35,995 --> 00:33:39,412 15% off, and of course, chandeliers! 270 00:33:43,002 --> 00:33:44,648 For all your lighting needs, 271 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:47,981 come on down to Charlotte's Chandeliers! 272 00:33:50,220 --> 00:33:51,913 - So, that's the commercial spot 273 00:33:51,913 --> 00:33:53,712 we want to air during your show, 274 00:33:53,712 --> 00:33:56,906 and here is the rate we we can offer you 275 00:33:56,906 --> 00:33:59,952 for the one month trial period. 276 00:34:02,299 --> 00:34:03,516 - Yeah, works for us. 277 00:34:05,131 --> 00:34:07,298 Oh yeah, on one condition. 278 00:34:18,331 --> 00:34:20,744 Today's show is brought to you by Charlotte's Chandeliers. 279 00:34:20,744 --> 00:34:22,113 The best lights in the biz. 280 00:34:22,113 --> 00:34:25,363 Shop Charlotte's and keep the light on. 281 00:35:01,711 --> 00:35:02,983 Live from Clover Crest, 282 00:35:02,983 --> 00:35:05,251 it's The Afternoon Show with Al Reynolds, 283 00:35:05,251 --> 00:35:07,001 starring Al Reynolds. 284 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:21,412 And now ladies and gentlemen, your host, Al Reynolds. 285 00:35:21,412 --> 00:35:22,943 - Hi and welcome to The Afternoon Show. 286 00:35:22,943 --> 00:35:23,889 If you're new to the show, you've come to the right place. 287 00:35:25,191 --> 00:35:26,259 We're happy to have you. 288 00:35:26,259 --> 00:35:27,831 The ape will be on soon to do his thing, 289 00:35:27,831 --> 00:35:29,282 but first let's check the news. 290 00:35:30,133 --> 00:35:30,966 This is interesting. 291 00:35:30,966 --> 00:35:33,549 The mayor of Albuquerque has... 292 00:35:39,096 --> 00:35:40,763 - Open the door sir. 293 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,713 I can hear you inside. 294 00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:48,395 I have an urgent matter to discuss with you. 295 00:35:52,068 --> 00:35:53,818 Allen, open the door. 296 00:35:55,212 --> 00:35:58,490 You face tremendous consequences if you don't respond. 297 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,474 Alright, the last guy might've been a pushover, 298 00:36:00,474 --> 00:36:02,807 but I assure you I won't be. 299 00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:19,682 This says they can repossess Al's property. 300 00:36:19,682 --> 00:36:21,515 That's our whole show. 301 00:36:22,527 --> 00:36:24,756 What are we gonna do? 302 00:36:27,293 --> 00:36:29,043 Copy, be right there. 303 00:36:31,984 --> 00:36:34,784 Okay well, I gotta tell Al. 304 00:36:37,754 --> 00:36:40,743 Sylvio, this is really serious. 305 00:36:40,743 --> 00:36:42,602 He needs to know. 306 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:45,843 Well I don't know what to do. 307 00:36:45,843 --> 00:36:48,362 Maybe you could talk to your boss again or something? 308 00:36:50,298 --> 00:36:52,048 Okay, keep me posted. 309 00:38:51,935 --> 00:38:54,435 - Hey man, hold up just a sec. 310 00:39:00,232 --> 00:39:02,232 Dawg, break this for me! 311 00:39:10,287 --> 00:39:11,287 I'm filming. 312 00:39:20,438 --> 00:39:21,844 Dude, what? 313 00:39:21,844 --> 00:39:23,063 I know you're that smasher gorilla dude. 314 00:39:23,063 --> 00:39:23,896 Smash it! 315 00:39:28,272 --> 00:39:29,158 - There's the man! 316 00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:30,657 - Hey Sylvio. 317 00:39:30,657 --> 00:39:32,019 I want you to meet J.J. 318 00:39:32,019 --> 00:39:33,135 He is a talent agent 319 00:39:33,135 --> 00:39:33,968 and he's interested in 320 00:39:33,968 --> 00:39:36,133 maybe setting up some opportunities for us. 321 00:39:36,133 --> 00:39:38,486 You know, some business opportunities. 322 00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:41,801 Great to finally meet you. 323 00:39:41,801 --> 00:39:42,784 Big fan. 324 00:39:42,784 --> 00:39:44,190 - Why don't you guys chat it out a little bit. 325 00:39:44,190 --> 00:39:45,409 See if you can come up with something. 326 00:39:45,409 --> 00:39:47,833 I'm gonna head down there. 327 00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:51,888 Oh boy. 328 00:39:53,864 --> 00:39:54,697 Sylvio! 329 00:39:55,879 --> 00:39:57,164 I love it. 330 00:39:57,164 --> 00:39:59,203 What's the ape gonna break? 331 00:39:59,203 --> 00:40:00,465 It's brilliant! 332 00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:01,929 You come up with that? 333 00:40:01,929 --> 00:40:04,082 I bet you did. 334 00:40:04,082 --> 00:40:07,010 Look, I'll cut to the chase. 335 00:40:07,010 --> 00:40:08,629 I wanna represent you. 336 00:40:08,629 --> 00:40:11,905 I wanna be a part of the Sylvio team. 337 00:40:11,905 --> 00:40:14,474 You got potential to make a lot of money. 338 00:40:14,474 --> 00:40:17,382 You ever think about branding? 339 00:40:17,382 --> 00:40:19,830 You understand what I'm saying? 340 00:40:26,406 --> 00:40:27,910 - Oh no, I thought you understood. 341 00:40:27,910 --> 00:40:29,949 We can't do Herbert on the show anymore. 342 00:40:31,822 --> 00:40:33,214 Yeah, I mean now that we have our new sponsor 343 00:40:33,214 --> 00:40:36,484 they're looking for a certain type of show. 344 00:40:36,484 --> 00:40:39,706 Unfortunately, puppet shows aren't really the content 345 00:40:39,706 --> 00:40:42,517 that they're looking for. 346 00:40:42,517 --> 00:40:45,238 You know, I have to make sure they're happy 347 00:40:45,238 --> 00:40:47,649 because that's where the money's coming from. 348 00:40:50,123 --> 00:40:51,730 Look Sylvio, I'm sorry to disappoint you 349 00:40:51,730 --> 00:40:53,980 but this is a new show now. 350 00:40:54,859 --> 00:40:55,807 It's not like the old days 351 00:40:55,807 --> 00:40:57,011 where we could just do whatever we want. 352 00:40:57,011 --> 00:41:00,046 You know, we have to stick to the script. 353 00:41:00,046 --> 00:41:02,046 You see what I'm saying? 354 00:41:07,272 --> 00:41:09,522 Let's get you into costume. 355 00:41:37,032 --> 00:41:39,248 Take the bat. 356 00:42:12,204 --> 00:42:14,969 Smash the guitar, gorilla! 357 00:42:14,969 --> 00:42:16,752 What's the ape gonna break? 358 00:42:16,752 --> 00:42:18,048 It's Brilliant! 359 00:42:18,048 --> 00:42:20,100 Did you come up with that one? 360 00:42:20,100 --> 00:42:21,736 Look, Sylvio I'm sorry to disappoint you, 361 00:42:21,736 --> 00:42:23,454 but this is a new show now. 362 00:42:23,454 --> 00:42:24,424 It's not like the old days 363 00:42:24,424 --> 00:42:25,740 when we could just do whatever we want you know? 364 00:42:25,740 --> 00:42:28,323 We have to stick to the script. 365 00:45:43,996 --> 00:45:46,144 - Tony, did you settle the Allen Reynolds debt? 366 00:45:46,144 --> 00:45:46,977 - No sir. 367 00:45:48,950 --> 00:45:52,617 - Did anyone settle the Allen Reynolds debt? 368 00:45:56,497 --> 00:45:58,681 Then why is it listed under settled debts? 369 00:45:58,681 --> 00:45:59,681 - I don't know, 370 00:45:59,681 --> 00:46:02,033 but this guy hasn't paid. 371 00:46:02,033 --> 00:46:05,616 Haven't gotten him to even answer the door. 372 00:46:12,079 --> 00:46:12,996 - Sylvio... 373 00:46:23,339 --> 00:46:24,172 - Sylvio! 374 00:46:27,345 --> 00:46:28,595 Come on Sylvio. 375 00:46:41,465 --> 00:46:42,298 Listen 376 00:46:44,096 --> 00:46:45,640 I spoke with Charlotte. 377 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:46,984 I explained the whole situation to her. 378 00:46:46,984 --> 00:46:49,567 She's gonna let us air Herbert. 379 00:46:50,452 --> 00:46:53,064 I'm serious, we're all set. 380 00:46:58,572 --> 00:46:59,405 Sorry. 381 00:47:02,649 --> 00:47:06,020 I was thinking we could give Herbert his own slot, 382 00:47:06,020 --> 00:47:08,456 and you could do whatever you want with it. 383 00:47:08,456 --> 00:47:09,789 No interference. 384 00:47:11,888 --> 00:47:13,940 That sound good? 385 00:47:16,813 --> 00:47:17,646 I'm sorry. 386 00:47:26,088 --> 00:47:27,885 I don't know, maybe just one episode or something 387 00:47:27,885 --> 00:47:32,052 you could, have Herbert polishing a chandelier or something. 388 00:47:33,430 --> 00:47:35,901 But we'll figure that all out. 389 00:47:35,901 --> 00:47:40,068 The main thing is, I want you to be a part of this. 390 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:46,613 Oh my god. 391 00:47:50,109 --> 00:47:50,942 What Maggie? 392 00:47:50,942 --> 00:47:51,778 I'm in the middle of something. 393 00:47:51,778 --> 00:47:55,696 - You have to come back, they're taking everything. 394 00:47:55,696 --> 00:47:56,529 Al? 395 00:48:37,527 --> 00:48:38,360 - Hey! 396 00:48:39,315 --> 00:48:42,648 Hey, what are you doing with that stuff? 397 00:49:10,659 --> 00:49:11,740 This is all my equipment. 398 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:12,573 Sir, I'm sorry. 399 00:49:12,573 --> 00:49:13,406 I'm sorry. 400 00:49:23,544 --> 00:49:25,127 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 401 00:50:06,685 --> 00:50:07,518 - Boom! 402 00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:29,816 ♫ See 403 00:50:33,994 --> 00:50:35,827 ♫ See 404 00:50:44,232 --> 00:50:46,315 ♫ We can 405 00:50:49,140 --> 00:50:52,307 ♫ Accomplish anything 406 00:50:54,167 --> 00:50:57,334 ♫ We put our minds toward 407 00:53:44,165 --> 00:53:45,571 - Hands, hands, show me your hands! 408 00:53:45,571 --> 00:53:46,404 Show me your hands. 409 00:53:46,404 --> 00:53:47,237 Get out of the car. 410 00:53:47,237 --> 00:53:48,207 Get out of the car now! 411 00:53:48,207 --> 00:53:49,289 Get out of the car. 412 00:53:49,289 --> 00:53:50,122 Turn around. 413 00:53:50,122 --> 00:53:51,102 Put your hands against the van. 414 00:53:51,102 --> 00:53:52,738 Put your hands against the van. 415 00:53:52,738 --> 00:53:54,238 Hands behind back. 416 00:54:15,670 --> 00:54:16,503 You're lucky. 417 00:54:16,503 --> 00:54:19,253 They're not pressing any charges. 418 00:54:20,639 --> 00:54:24,056 Do you know anybody that can pick you up? 419 00:55:14,147 --> 00:55:16,230 - I hate to ask this but, 420 00:55:18,828 --> 00:55:22,995 well since I'm technically not a home owner anymore, 421 00:55:25,595 --> 00:55:26,428 you think I could, 422 00:55:26,428 --> 00:55:30,095 maybe stay at your place for a little while? 423 00:55:34,487 --> 00:55:35,320 Yeah? 424 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:38,929 You sure? 425 00:57:06,024 --> 00:57:06,857 J.J.? 426 00:57:08,870 --> 00:57:09,703 J.J. what? 427 00:57:12,409 --> 00:57:13,370 The show? 428 00:57:15,853 --> 00:57:16,705 You wanna get the show back? 429 00:57:21,937 --> 00:57:23,020 - Look, here's the deal. 430 00:57:23,020 --> 00:57:24,459 You're in set back mode, okay? 431 00:57:24,459 --> 00:57:26,078 But that's not a bad thing. 432 00:57:26,078 --> 00:57:27,255 Alright, you're still hot. 433 00:57:27,255 --> 00:57:28,958 You're still on people's radar, 434 00:57:28,958 --> 00:57:31,033 but you gotta move quickly, okay? 435 00:57:31,033 --> 00:57:33,350 I'd say you got a two, three month window 436 00:57:33,350 --> 00:57:35,849 before people start to forget about you, okay? 437 00:57:35,849 --> 00:57:37,601 So you gotta strike while the iron's hot. 438 00:57:37,601 --> 00:57:40,888 Saturation, heavy, you know what I mean? 439 00:57:40,888 --> 00:57:43,584 But you gotta be willing to play ball. 440 00:57:49,390 --> 00:57:50,975 Yeah? 441 00:57:50,975 --> 00:57:53,308 Okay, let's make some money. 442 00:57:55,610 --> 00:57:57,844 - You know, you are a gorilla. 443 00:57:57,844 --> 00:57:59,592 You are a beast. 444 00:58:00,624 --> 00:58:01,983 Give me mean. 445 00:58:01,983 --> 00:58:03,400 Give me powerful. 446 00:58:04,301 --> 00:58:05,801 Show me toughness. 447 00:58:07,096 --> 00:58:10,564 These paper towels don't wilt under the pressure. 448 00:58:10,564 --> 00:58:12,564 They defeat the wetness. 449 00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:16,377 They don't let the wetness through. 450 00:58:17,415 --> 00:58:19,874 Show me impenetrable. 451 00:58:22,059 --> 00:58:24,254 Alright everyone, let's reset. 452 00:58:24,254 --> 00:58:25,793 Back to one if you will. 453 00:58:25,793 --> 00:58:28,960 Let's bring light three in two inches. 454 00:58:30,135 --> 00:58:32,302 - 35 Baker, take 12, mark. 455 00:58:34,034 --> 00:58:35,201 - And, action! 456 00:58:38,707 --> 00:58:40,243 - No, no come on. 457 00:58:40,243 --> 00:58:42,079 We need more aggression! 458 00:58:42,079 --> 00:58:43,256 You're lifeless. 459 00:58:43,256 --> 00:58:45,858 Come on, are you a gorilla or a baby? 460 00:58:45,858 --> 00:58:47,179 More reckless, more anger! 461 00:58:47,179 --> 00:58:49,429 We need more, now get mean. 462 00:58:50,514 --> 00:58:53,479 Come on, yeah, show me your teeth! 463 00:58:53,479 --> 00:58:56,011 Look, this is for a cereal box. 464 00:58:56,011 --> 00:58:57,371 This is big time! 465 00:58:57,371 --> 00:58:59,288 Prime time, get mean! 466 00:59:00,847 --> 00:59:01,728 You're a gorilla. 467 00:59:01,728 --> 00:59:03,145 You're a gorilla! 468 00:59:18,002 --> 00:59:19,002 - Two kings. 469 00:59:24,789 --> 00:59:25,843 How do you like your eggs Sylvio? 470 00:59:27,751 --> 00:59:28,687 Scrambled? 471 00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:30,353 Got it. 472 00:59:33,077 --> 00:59:36,948 Sylvio, you have some really good albums. 473 00:59:36,948 --> 00:59:39,564 This is a collector's item, you know that? 474 00:59:39,564 --> 00:59:40,908 Sylvio, can you beat this boss? 475 00:59:42,906 --> 00:59:44,656 Alright, here you go. 476 01:00:09,667 --> 01:00:10,843 Sylvio and I brought you here today 477 01:00:10,843 --> 01:00:13,343 because we have some big news. 478 01:00:15,198 --> 01:00:17,736 We're bringing the show back. 479 01:00:19,279 --> 01:00:23,446 One night only, in front of a live studio audience, 480 01:00:25,435 --> 01:00:28,496 and all we need to know from you is, 481 01:00:28,496 --> 01:00:29,413 are you in? 482 01:00:31,063 --> 01:00:31,896 - Cool. 483 01:00:32,816 --> 01:00:33,649 - I'm in. 484 01:00:35,071 --> 01:00:35,904 - Me too. 485 01:00:38,744 --> 01:00:40,530 - Oh come on Maggie. 486 01:00:40,530 --> 01:00:42,697 I can't do it without you. 487 01:01:12,128 --> 01:01:15,259 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 488 01:01:15,259 --> 01:01:17,119 ♫ What's the ape gonna break 489 01:01:17,119 --> 01:01:19,327 ♫ What's the ape gonna break 490 01:01:19,327 --> 01:01:21,415 ♫ What's the ape gonna break 491 01:01:21,415 --> 01:01:24,007 ♫ What's the ape gonna break 492 01:01:24,007 --> 01:01:25,924 - Last chance dumb ass. 493 01:01:28,469 --> 01:01:30,544 - Alright, you guys need to pack up your little game here 494 01:01:30,544 --> 01:01:31,377 and get out. 495 01:01:32,210 --> 01:01:33,043 - You will you little punk! 496 01:01:33,043 --> 01:01:34,726 He's not gonna break anything for you. 497 01:01:34,726 --> 01:01:36,225 - Why, it's what he does! 498 01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:39,441 - Alright, it's your last chance. 499 01:01:39,441 --> 01:01:40,498 I'm gonna call the cops. 500 01:01:44,277 --> 01:01:45,321 - Ooh! 501 01:02:25,877 --> 01:02:26,877 - Oh my god! 502 01:02:28,841 --> 01:02:30,424 - This is just atrocious. 503 01:02:30,424 --> 01:02:31,257 You were right. 504 01:02:31,257 --> 01:02:33,272 When he was a guest on out show, you called it. 505 01:02:33,272 --> 01:02:34,783 He's nothing but a violent beast, 506 01:02:34,783 --> 01:02:36,632 and he shouldn't be allowed on our streets. 507 01:02:37,988 --> 01:02:40,039 These kids are just teenagers, 508 01:02:40,039 --> 01:02:41,575 and this kid we hear 509 01:02:41,575 --> 01:02:44,179 actually broke his arm in the altercation, 510 01:02:44,179 --> 01:02:45,116 and it's a shame 511 01:02:45,116 --> 01:02:48,356 because he's a promising young baseball star. 512 01:02:48,356 --> 01:02:49,762 This is just awful. 513 01:02:49,762 --> 01:02:50,595 - Oh no! 514 01:02:54,873 --> 01:02:58,605 - Don't worry mam, I've got this crazy gorilla under control 515 01:02:58,605 --> 01:02:59,446 and as for this mess, 516 01:02:59,446 --> 01:03:01,617 the new round tree Triple Quilted Paper Towel 517 01:03:01,617 --> 01:03:05,784 should do the trick, guaranteed to clean all your problems, 518 01:03:06,249 --> 01:03:08,219 even the hairy ones. 519 01:03:08,219 --> 01:03:10,715 ♫ Round tree 520 01:04:28,147 --> 01:04:29,252 - We're live from Blue Rock Studios 521 01:04:29,252 --> 01:04:31,813 where a group of protestors have gathered in protest 522 01:04:31,813 --> 01:04:34,563 of Sylvio Bernardi, the local performer. 523 01:04:34,563 --> 01:04:37,077 Mam, why are you out here today protesting? 524 01:04:37,077 --> 01:04:38,820 - Well you know, I just think that he's horrible 525 01:04:38,820 --> 01:04:40,848 and violent, and it's just not a world 526 01:04:40,848 --> 01:04:44,015 that I want my daughter to grow up in. 527 01:04:49,213 --> 01:04:51,180 - Sir, why are you out here today. 528 01:04:51,180 --> 01:04:52,956 - That stupid animal broke my arm 529 01:04:52,956 --> 01:04:55,848 and now I can't pitch for three months. 530 01:04:55,848 --> 01:04:59,201 - You see that guy over there in the front row? 531 01:04:59,201 --> 01:05:00,727 He's a producer at Laugh TV. 532 01:05:00,727 --> 01:05:02,043 - Okay. 533 01:05:02,043 --> 01:05:04,660 - He told me he might be interested in picking up the show. 534 01:05:06,203 --> 01:05:09,546 - Look, I don't think I need to say this, but, 535 01:05:09,546 --> 01:05:11,275 let's make it a big show tonight. 536 01:05:11,275 --> 01:05:12,281 High energy, smooth show. 537 01:05:12,281 --> 01:05:13,287 - Okay. 538 01:05:13,287 --> 01:05:14,537 I got it, yeah. 539 01:05:25,623 --> 01:05:26,456 - Yes! 540 01:05:27,879 --> 01:05:29,391 - Five minutes Sylvio. 541 01:05:35,650 --> 01:05:38,371 - Live from Blue Rock, it's The New Afternoon Show 542 01:05:38,371 --> 01:05:40,457 with Al and Sylvio. 543 01:05:40,457 --> 01:05:42,389 Tonight we have an All-Star show 544 01:05:42,389 --> 01:05:44,669 with some of our favorite guests, 545 01:05:44,669 --> 01:05:48,836 and now ladies and gentlemen, your host, Al Reynolds. 546 01:05:49,697 --> 01:05:52,062 - Thank you, thank you, thank you all for being here. 547 01:05:52,062 --> 01:05:54,846 Welcome to The New Afternoon Show with Al and Sylvio. 548 01:05:54,846 --> 01:05:56,647 It means a lot to us that you're here. 549 01:05:56,647 --> 01:05:57,678 Really excited to have you. 550 01:05:57,678 --> 01:05:58,973 Great show for you tonight. 551 01:05:58,973 --> 01:06:02,064 All-Star cast and crew, and let's get right to it. 552 01:06:02,064 --> 01:06:03,536 - Queue Terrance. 553 01:06:03,536 --> 01:06:05,922 - I will now juggle, 554 01:06:05,922 --> 01:06:07,074 these three toasters. 555 01:06:17,806 --> 01:06:18,639 Let's do this. 556 01:06:53,556 --> 01:06:55,560 What's the ape, gonna break? 557 01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:57,682 What's the ape, gonna break? 558 01:06:57,682 --> 01:06:59,721 What's the ape, gonna break? 559 01:06:59,721 --> 01:07:01,943 What's the ape, gonna break? 560 01:07:01,943 --> 01:07:04,041 What's the ape, gonna break? 561 01:07:04,041 --> 01:07:06,094 What's the ape, gonna break? 562 01:07:06,094 --> 01:07:08,134 What's the ape, gonna break? 563 01:07:08,134 --> 01:07:10,868 What's the ape, gonna break? 564 01:07:26,839 --> 01:07:27,845 What's the ape, gonna break? 565 01:07:27,845 --> 01:07:29,332 What's the ape, gonna break? 566 01:07:29,332 --> 01:07:31,001 What's the ape, gonna break? 567 01:07:31,001 --> 01:07:32,717 What's the ape, gonna break? 568 01:07:32,717 --> 01:07:34,781 What's the ape, gonna break? 569 01:07:34,781 --> 01:07:37,114 What's the ape, gonna break? 570 01:08:19,455 --> 01:08:21,811 - It's very important as you live through this world. 571 01:08:22,767 --> 01:08:25,299 To know when, and when not your light's on. 572 01:08:25,299 --> 01:08:29,466 So that you can be best doing what you do, 573 01:08:29,486 --> 01:08:33,049 because this light will guide you. 574 01:08:33,049 --> 01:08:35,426 It'll inform who you are, 575 01:08:35,426 --> 01:08:38,259 and when you're doing what's right for you. 576 01:08:38,259 --> 01:08:42,426 As you live and grow, you'll find out what that light is. 577 01:14:44,902 --> 01:14:46,116 Hello. 578 01:14:46,116 --> 01:14:48,540 This is Sylvio speaking. 579 01:14:48,540 --> 01:14:50,580 Thanks for watching, 580 01:14:50,580 --> 01:14:54,747 and thanks to my friends for helping me tell my story. 581 01:14:55,103 --> 01:14:59,270 I just want to say, I am not a violent gorilla. 582 01:14:59,483 --> 01:15:02,968 As far as I'm concerned, all of the plants, 583 01:15:02,968 --> 01:15:07,135 all of the animals, everything on this big beautiful planet 584 01:15:08,412 --> 01:15:10,662 can live together in peace. 585 01:15:11,567 --> 01:15:13,650 Thank you and good night. 586 01:16:15,733 --> 01:16:18,277 ♫ There are people I am sure 587 01:16:18,277 --> 01:16:21,241 ♫ That take comfort in the words 588 01:16:21,241 --> 01:16:25,408 ♫ That what happens to you when it's time to die 589 01:16:26,869 --> 01:16:29,845 ♫ And you have heard the pearly gates 590 01:16:29,845 --> 01:16:32,724 ♫ And instructions of the faith 591 01:16:32,724 --> 01:16:36,891 ♫ Seen directions to the palace in the sky 592 01:16:39,146 --> 01:16:41,510 ♫ But sleeping on a beach 593 01:16:41,510 --> 01:16:44,847 ♫ Oh heaven is in reach 594 01:16:44,847 --> 01:16:49,014 ♫ The whales are in the deep singing softly 595 01:16:50,343 --> 01:16:52,925 ♫ So in visiting a town 596 01:16:52,925 --> 01:16:55,946 ♫ Or just hanging around 597 01:16:55,946 --> 01:16:57,771 ♫ Take it down 598 01:16:57,771 --> 01:17:01,521 ♫ Do whatever you do godly 599 01:17:04,967 --> 01:17:07,379 ♫ There are people I am sure 600 01:17:07,379 --> 01:17:10,356 ♫ Who seek constantly a cure 601 01:17:10,356 --> 01:17:14,523 ♫ This happens all the days I do my dancing 602 01:17:16,570 --> 01:17:19,077 ♫ When you could come with me 603 01:17:19,077 --> 01:17:22,031 ♫ I'm as happy as can be 604 01:17:22,031 --> 01:17:26,198 ♫ And a little notoriety could help me 605 01:17:27,873 --> 01:17:31,078 ♫ Well I go sleeping on a beach 606 01:17:31,078 --> 01:17:33,637 ♫ Oh heaven is in reach 607 01:17:33,637 --> 01:17:37,804 ♫ The whales are in the deep singing softly 608 01:17:39,780 --> 01:17:42,648 ♫ So in visiting a town 609 01:17:42,648 --> 01:17:45,293 ♫ Or just hanging around 610 01:17:45,293 --> 01:17:46,980 ♫ Take it down 611 01:17:46,980 --> 01:17:51,147 ♫ Do whatever it is you do godly 612 01:17:51,512 --> 01:17:53,429 ♫ Down 613 01:17:56,541 --> 01:17:59,291 ♫ I take it down 40033

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