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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,934 --> 00:00:07,836 You really think that when Martha sees his face 2 00:00:07,936 --> 00:00:09,718 on the newspaper, she won't call 3 00:00:09,818 --> 00:00:11,720 one of her journalist friends? 4 00:00:11,820 --> 00:00:12,881 [Peter] Your husband's instructions 5 00:00:12,981 --> 00:00:15,324 were to have you stay here. 6 00:00:15,424 --> 00:00:17,727 I'm keeping her away from phones and newspapers. 7 00:00:17,827 --> 00:00:19,809 Oh... [labored breaths] 8 00:00:19,909 --> 00:00:21,971 -[Winnie] Martha? -Oh, God. 9 00:00:22,071 --> 00:00:23,212 -Can you hear me? -Get away from me! 10 00:00:23,312 --> 00:00:24,414 -Martha! -Aah-- 11 00:00:24,514 --> 00:00:26,776 [screaming] 12 00:00:26,876 --> 00:00:28,618 Please don't hurt me. Please don't-- 13 00:00:28,718 --> 00:00:30,620 ahh... 14 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:31,781 [Magallanes] I don't see him 15 00:00:31,881 --> 00:00:33,223 being in charge of this, do you? 16 00:00:33,323 --> 00:00:34,564 [Lano] This is definitely a professional outfit-- 17 00:00:34,644 --> 00:00:36,386 big bank roll, dry runs-- 18 00:00:36,486 --> 00:00:38,909 -Lookouts. -[Magallanes] Lookouts? 19 00:00:39,009 --> 00:00:41,151 You're saying Liddy might be our man on this? 20 00:00:41,251 --> 00:00:42,132 There are two men here to see you 21 00:00:42,212 --> 00:00:44,155 -from the FBI. -Okay. 22 00:00:44,255 --> 00:00:45,596 [Liddy] It's only a matter of time 23 00:00:45,696 --> 00:00:46,717 before they bring me in-- Hunt too. 24 00:00:46,817 --> 00:00:48,319 Nixon fired Mitchell. 25 00:00:48,419 --> 00:00:50,361 [Mitchell] When I heard what they did to you out here, 26 00:00:50,461 --> 00:00:51,763 I submitted my resignation. 27 00:00:51,863 --> 00:00:53,445 That loudmouth bitch wife of his 28 00:00:53,545 --> 00:00:55,287 was becoming too much of a liability. 29 00:00:55,387 --> 00:00:56,728 You're at the center of this now. 30 00:00:56,828 --> 00:00:58,130 [Dean] What's a stewardess from L.A. 31 00:00:58,230 --> 00:01:00,532 doing on a D.C. dating service? 32 00:01:00,632 --> 00:01:02,254 [Maureen] Why don't you just go and take care of 33 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:04,096 whatever this is that's going on 34 00:01:04,196 --> 00:01:05,297 that you need to take care of. 35 00:01:05,397 --> 00:01:07,700 This box contains highly sensitive material 36 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,502 that could be very damaging to the president... 37 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:12,745 [dramatic music plays] 38 00:01:12,845 --> 00:01:14,347 ...the Bureau's handled. 39 00:01:14,447 --> 00:01:15,948 Rose Mary specifically said 40 00:01:16,048 --> 00:01:18,151 president really wants to get to know me. 41 00:01:18,251 --> 00:01:19,352 [chuckling] Look out, Strom Thurmond, 42 00:01:19,452 --> 00:01:21,454 there's a new swingin' dick in town. 43 00:01:22,656 --> 00:01:25,479 ["Hollywood Swinging" playing] 44 00:01:25,579 --> 00:01:28,502 ♪ ♪ 45 00:01:31,985 --> 00:01:34,809 [funky music continues] 46 00:01:34,909 --> 00:01:37,792 ♪ ♪ 47 00:01:38,953 --> 00:01:40,695 [tires screeching] 48 00:01:40,795 --> 00:01:42,657 [singers] ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 49 00:01:42,757 --> 00:01:45,180 -[background chatter] -[man] Yo, lookin' good! 50 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,502 -[woman] Morning, Mr. Dean. -[Dean] Morning. 51 00:01:47,602 --> 00:01:49,304 -Gentlemen. -How are ya? 52 00:01:49,404 --> 00:01:51,666 [singers] ♪ Hollywood ♪ 53 00:01:51,766 --> 00:01:52,828 -[Dean] Ladies. -[secretary] Good morning. 54 00:01:52,928 --> 00:01:55,711 Have a lovely day. 55 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:57,833 -[singer] ♪ Ah ah ♪ -[singsong] Good morning. 56 00:01:57,933 --> 00:01:59,315 [Rose Mary] Hey, sweetie, how are you? 57 00:01:59,415 --> 00:02:01,317 All the better for seeing you. Is Dick in? 58 00:02:01,417 --> 00:02:03,199 He's been expecting you. 59 00:02:03,299 --> 00:02:05,281 He's just finishing a meeting with Mr. Butterfield. 60 00:02:05,381 --> 00:02:06,722 Great. 61 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:08,524 -Gentlemen. -Hey there, sport. 62 00:02:08,624 --> 00:02:10,126 -Warmed him up for ya. -[Dean laughs] 63 00:02:10,226 --> 00:02:11,648 -How's that Porsche? -Not selling it to you 64 00:02:11,748 --> 00:02:12,689 anytime soon. 65 00:02:12,789 --> 00:02:14,691 -Sir. -John. 66 00:02:14,791 --> 00:02:16,933 Thank you. 67 00:02:17,033 --> 00:02:17,894 [singers] ♪ Whatcha got to say ♪ 68 00:02:17,994 --> 00:02:19,176 Thank you, Rose Mary. 69 00:02:19,276 --> 00:02:20,497 ♪ ♪ 70 00:02:20,597 --> 00:02:21,738 ♪ Say hey ♪ 71 00:02:21,838 --> 00:02:23,540 ♪ Hey hey ♪ 72 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:25,502 ♪ ♪ 73 00:02:25,602 --> 00:02:28,305 ♪ Whatcha got to say ♪ 74 00:02:28,405 --> 00:02:29,987 [whistling "Hollywood Swinging'] 75 00:02:30,087 --> 00:02:31,829 [singers] ♪ Hollywood ♪ 76 00:02:31,929 --> 00:02:34,112 [whistling] 77 00:02:34,212 --> 00:02:36,714 ♪ Hollywood swingin' ♪ 78 00:02:36,814 --> 00:02:38,556 [continues whistling] 79 00:02:38,656 --> 00:02:40,158 [singers] ♪ Hollywood... ♪ 80 00:02:40,258 --> 00:02:42,260 [music stops] 81 00:02:52,311 --> 00:02:54,253 [Nixon] He didn't know how it was gonna be handled, 82 00:02:54,353 --> 00:02:56,495 though, with Dahlberg and the Texans and so forth? 83 00:02:56,595 --> 00:02:58,818 Who is the asshole that did it then? 84 00:02:58,918 --> 00:03:00,860 Is it Liddy? Is that the fellow? 85 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:01,981 He must be a little nuts. 86 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:03,983 [Haldeman] Yeah. 87 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:05,505 [Nixon] I mean, he just isn't well screwed on, is he? 88 00:03:05,605 --> 00:03:06,947 Isn't that the problem? 89 00:03:07,047 --> 00:03:09,189 [Haldeman] But he was under...pressure, 90 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:10,630 apparently, to get more information. 91 00:03:10,730 --> 00:03:12,232 and as he got more pressure, 92 00:03:12,332 --> 00:03:14,715 he pushed the people harder to move harder on-- 93 00:03:14,815 --> 00:03:15,876 [Nixon] Pressure from Mitchell? 94 00:03:15,976 --> 00:03:17,558 [Haldeman] Apparently. 95 00:03:17,658 --> 00:03:20,921 [intense musical buildup] 96 00:03:21,021 --> 00:03:23,905 ♪ ♪ 97 00:03:26,067 --> 00:03:28,069 [murmurs] 98 00:03:28,670 --> 00:03:30,712 [small gasp] Oh. 99 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,695 [sighs] 100 00:03:33,795 --> 00:03:36,638 [distant water splashing] 101 00:03:42,684 --> 00:03:44,687 [exhales] Mm. 102 00:03:57,460 --> 00:04:00,864 [light splashing] 103 00:04:03,146 --> 00:04:05,148 [sighs] 104 00:04:12,156 --> 00:04:15,079 [light tapping] 105 00:04:17,481 --> 00:04:19,484 [carpet squelching] 106 00:04:22,447 --> 00:04:26,011 [tapping continues] 107 00:04:44,831 --> 00:04:47,694 [dramatic chords play] 108 00:04:47,794 --> 00:04:50,677 ♪ ♪ 109 00:04:54,841 --> 00:04:56,503 [Martha] Aah! 110 00:04:56,603 --> 00:04:59,907 [screaming, crying] 111 00:05:00,007 --> 00:05:02,630 -Aah--aah-- -Don't fuckin' move. 112 00:05:02,730 --> 00:05:04,271 [sounds echoing] 113 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:05,353 [Peter grunts] 114 00:05:05,453 --> 00:05:07,275 [eerie off-key notes playing] 115 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:08,396 [gasps] 116 00:05:08,496 --> 00:05:09,997 Aah! 117 00:05:10,097 --> 00:05:11,119 [muffled screams] 118 00:05:11,219 --> 00:05:13,201 [gasps] 119 00:05:13,301 --> 00:05:17,345 [breathing hard] 120 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:21,289 Mm-mm. 121 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:23,392 Ohh. 122 00:05:23,832 --> 00:05:25,414 [announcer] CBS news coverage 123 00:05:25,514 --> 00:05:27,336 of the Republican National Convention. 124 00:05:27,436 --> 00:05:28,737 Reporting from CBS News, 125 00:05:28,837 --> 00:05:30,659 convention headquarters in Miami Beach, 126 00:05:30,759 --> 00:05:33,623 here is correspondent Walter Cronkite. 127 00:05:33,723 --> 00:05:36,466 A coalition of protest groups planned demonstrations aimed at 128 00:05:36,566 --> 00:05:38,668 blocking the entrance of delegates 129 00:05:38,768 --> 00:05:40,710 to provide a confrontation 130 00:05:40,810 --> 00:05:43,753 that could not be ignored by the media. 131 00:05:43,853 --> 00:05:45,355 At the same time that- 132 00:05:45,455 --> 00:05:47,718 -well Miami Beach... -Mosquitoes down there so big, 133 00:05:47,818 --> 00:05:50,240 you can tame 'em and keep 'em as pets. 134 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:52,122 Remember that, Martha? 135 00:05:52,222 --> 00:05:53,764 -Hmm? - [Cronkite] ...area... 136 00:05:53,864 --> 00:05:55,806 -and that keen access... -What was that? 137 00:05:55,906 --> 00:05:57,568 Yeah, the mosquitoes. 138 00:05:57,668 --> 00:05:59,330 In Miami. 139 00:05:59,430 --> 00:06:00,691 [Cronkite] ...the idea is simple... 140 00:06:00,791 --> 00:06:02,874 Right. Size-a Oldsmobiles. 141 00:06:05,516 --> 00:06:07,379 You feelin' all right? 142 00:06:07,479 --> 00:06:09,581 [Martha] It's nothin'. 143 00:06:09,681 --> 00:06:11,743 Well...well, I'm gonna call Dr. Feldman 144 00:06:11,843 --> 00:06:13,345 and make an appointment for you. 145 00:06:13,445 --> 00:06:15,627 You haven't been sleeping well. 146 00:06:15,727 --> 00:06:18,030 It's this awful town. 147 00:06:18,130 --> 00:06:19,752 [Marty] We could go back to New York. 148 00:06:19,852 --> 00:06:21,554 -Marty. -Why not? 149 00:06:21,654 --> 00:06:23,436 Dad got fired from his job at the White House. 150 00:06:23,536 --> 00:06:26,199 -We can move anywhere. -Daddy did not get fired. 151 00:06:26,299 --> 00:06:29,122 Daddy left voluntarily to spend more time with his family. 152 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,843 [Marty] That's not what they said on TV. 153 00:06:30,943 --> 00:06:32,405 They said that you were held hostage 154 00:06:32,505 --> 00:06:34,127 -and it was all Dad's fault. -[Mitchell] Rubbish. 155 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,369 And that the whole thing was a farrago. 156 00:06:36,469 --> 00:06:37,891 [Mitchell] Farrago? 157 00:06:37,991 --> 00:06:39,533 -A real bitch. -Marty! 158 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,655 Language, young lady. 159 00:06:41,755 --> 00:06:45,179 California was not your daddy's fault. 160 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:47,982 No reason to dwell on the past. We just gotta...move on. 161 00:06:48,082 --> 00:06:50,625 Dr. Feldman. Yep. 162 00:06:50,725 --> 00:06:53,588 -[TV continues in background] -That's what you need. 163 00:06:53,688 --> 00:06:55,550 And what do we say 164 00:06:55,650 --> 00:06:57,872 if we are asked questions by the press? 165 00:06:57,972 --> 00:06:59,754 No comment. 166 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:01,756 [announcer] ...can make you feel like your old self again. 167 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:04,699 [reporters clamoring] 168 00:07:06,381 --> 00:07:08,123 [reporter] Is it true you were held against your will? 169 00:07:08,223 --> 00:07:10,285 [reporter]...start talking about what happened at the... 170 00:07:10,385 --> 00:07:13,769 [overlapping shouting] 171 00:07:13,869 --> 00:07:16,812 [uneasy music plays] 172 00:07:16,912 --> 00:07:19,795 ♪ ♪ 173 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:27,544 [light laugh] Oh. 174 00:07:27,644 --> 00:07:29,146 It's fine, just a... 175 00:07:29,246 --> 00:07:31,248 a misunderstanding with a bodyguard. 176 00:07:48,346 --> 00:07:49,968 [Winnie] Diazepam. 177 00:07:50,068 --> 00:07:52,610 Martha, a sedative is not gonna help your nerves. 178 00:07:52,710 --> 00:07:54,292 The only thing that's gonna help is actually 179 00:07:54,392 --> 00:07:56,495 talking about what happened to you in California. 180 00:07:56,595 --> 00:07:59,618 Mitchell is outta politics. We got out clean. 181 00:07:59,718 --> 00:08:02,261 Why would I let one little innocent mistake ruin all that? 182 00:08:02,361 --> 00:08:03,862 You called me, screaming. 183 00:08:03,962 --> 00:08:06,085 And now I am tellin' you I wanna move on. 184 00:08:10,169 --> 00:08:12,812 [Winnie] This is the man who did this to you. 185 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:16,115 I know you don't wanna say anything more to the press, 186 00:08:16,215 --> 00:08:18,078 but he's out there telling his side of the story, 187 00:08:18,178 --> 00:08:19,879 and he is not moving on. 188 00:08:19,979 --> 00:08:23,583 He's saying that none of it ever happened. 189 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:27,367 If you keep quiet, other people will do the talking for you. 190 00:08:27,467 --> 00:08:31,292 [uneasy music plays] 191 00:08:31,392 --> 00:08:34,295 [bombastic music plays] 192 00:08:34,395 --> 00:08:37,378 ♪ ♪ 193 00:08:37,478 --> 00:08:40,381 [indistinct background chatter] 194 00:08:40,481 --> 00:08:44,866 [Sirica] In case number 15B72A-74, 195 00:08:44,966 --> 00:08:49,751 conspiracy to commit burglary and wiretapping... 196 00:08:49,851 --> 00:08:51,273 how do the defendants plead? 197 00:08:51,373 --> 00:08:53,515 [attorney] Not guilty, Your Honor. 198 00:08:53,615 --> 00:08:56,438 [suspenseful music plays] 199 00:08:56,538 --> 00:08:59,421 ♪ ♪ 200 00:09:04,187 --> 00:09:05,928 [Liddy] I'll make this brief. 201 00:09:06,028 --> 00:09:08,111 We're in a holding pattern. 202 00:09:09,552 --> 00:09:11,554 [sneezes] 203 00:09:15,318 --> 00:09:17,180 But the expectation is 204 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,263 we're the fire line for the administration. 205 00:09:19,363 --> 00:09:22,146 Sirica's a hangin' judge. 206 00:09:22,246 --> 00:09:24,909 We could be lookin' at 15, maybe 20 years here 207 00:09:25,009 --> 00:09:26,430 for a B&E. 208 00:09:26,530 --> 00:09:27,992 And? 209 00:09:28,092 --> 00:09:30,114 Shouldn't we have assurances from the president? 210 00:09:30,214 --> 00:09:31,275 Clemency? 211 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:33,378 Or a pardon? 212 00:09:36,941 --> 00:09:39,544 Sorry. [sniffles] Pollen season. 213 00:09:41,907 --> 00:09:44,329 I'll see what I can do. Anything else? 214 00:09:44,429 --> 00:09:46,171 [Hunt] The Bureau-- hear they got 215 00:09:46,271 --> 00:09:48,574 a couple of, um, agents pokin' around, so I don't-- 216 00:09:48,674 --> 00:09:51,457 Don't you worry about the FBI. We got a man on the inside. 217 00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:53,559 Kay. 218 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,342 [inhales] 219 00:09:56,442 --> 00:09:58,444 [exhales] 220 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,589 Bigger than Langley. 221 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:05,091 [Lano] It's giant. 222 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:09,436 Oh, so the, uh... 223 00:10:09,536 --> 00:10:11,398 this CIA theory of yours. 224 00:10:11,498 --> 00:10:13,480 [Lano] Well, it's all in the 302 report, 225 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:16,243 but, uh, several of the burglars have been 226 00:10:16,343 --> 00:10:18,846 attached to Agency operations over the years-- 227 00:10:18,946 --> 00:10:20,408 especially Hunt and McCord. 228 00:10:20,508 --> 00:10:22,170 [Magallanes] And Hunt--get this. 229 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:23,891 He had an office in the White House 230 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,934 -with a safe in it. -[Felt laughs] Wha-- 231 00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:28,937 You're kidding me? All right, we-we have to look into that. 232 00:10:29,037 --> 00:10:30,739 Have you met Mark Felt? 233 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,420 He's the guy who wanted my job, 234 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:34,383 but now he just hangs around the office 235 00:10:34,483 --> 00:10:36,265 like the Ghost of Christmas Past. 236 00:10:36,365 --> 00:10:37,866 [Felt] Just performing my duties 237 00:10:37,966 --> 00:10:40,429 -as associate director, sir. -Ugh, just behold the spirit. 238 00:10:40,529 --> 00:10:43,112 He wears the chains he forged in life! 239 00:10:43,212 --> 00:10:44,153 [Felt] That's actually-- 240 00:10:44,253 --> 00:10:46,335 Marley's ghost... said that. 241 00:10:47,536 --> 00:10:48,718 What? 242 00:10:48,818 --> 00:10:50,279 In-in the story. 243 00:10:50,379 --> 00:10:52,121 Marley was Ebenezer Scrooge's partner-- 244 00:10:52,221 --> 00:10:54,084 Well, Hunt's office at the White House 245 00:10:54,184 --> 00:10:57,127 may indicate that there are higher-ups involved, 246 00:10:57,227 --> 00:11:00,570 but can you... corroborate any of this? 247 00:11:00,670 --> 00:11:03,574 Not yet. We would need to interview John Dean 248 00:11:03,674 --> 00:11:06,136 and the leadership at CREEP. 249 00:11:06,236 --> 00:11:08,259 That means Mitchell, uh, McGruder, uh, the-- 250 00:11:08,359 --> 00:11:09,900 [Gray] Kay, I'm gonna stop you right there. 251 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,103 This is not the Gestapo. 252 00:11:12,203 --> 00:11:14,946 We can't go swinging at the former attorney general 253 00:11:15,046 --> 00:11:18,469 or the-the White House counsel like a pinata, okay? 254 00:11:18,569 --> 00:11:20,392 So no Dean, no Mitchell, 255 00:11:20,492 --> 00:11:22,914 no McGruder thereof. 256 00:11:23,014 --> 00:11:24,596 Well, sir, that's why we thought we'd start 257 00:11:24,696 --> 00:11:26,758 by interviewing the lower level employees first-- 258 00:11:26,858 --> 00:11:28,560 anyone not in a leadership role. 259 00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:30,723 [Magallanes] Copy boys, secretaries, 260 00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:32,825 accountants. 261 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,808 Do you have a problem with that, Pat? 262 00:11:35,908 --> 00:11:40,293 No...Mark, I don't have a problem with that. 263 00:11:40,393 --> 00:11:41,614 [small laugh] 264 00:11:41,714 --> 00:11:44,777 This is a giant frickin' problem. 265 00:11:44,877 --> 00:11:46,299 I don't know what we're gonna do. 266 00:11:46,399 --> 00:11:48,141 I mean, we're screwed. We are so screwed! 267 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,103 What the fuck, Pat? You-- 268 00:11:50,203 --> 00:11:52,626 I specifically told you to keep your agents away from CREEP. 269 00:11:52,726 --> 00:11:54,748 It's not my fault. 270 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,870 They were relentless-- I had to give them something 271 00:11:56,970 --> 00:11:58,953 or it would have looked suspicious in front of Felt. 272 00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:00,795 Fuck! 273 00:12:00,895 --> 00:12:01,876 [sighs] So they're comin' today. 274 00:12:01,976 --> 00:12:02,917 Wh-which agents? 275 00:12:03,017 --> 00:12:04,438 Lano and the other one. 276 00:12:04,538 --> 00:12:06,120 It's only a matter of time 277 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:07,402 before they figure out what's going on. 278 00:12:07,502 --> 00:12:09,123 I-I can't call them off. 279 00:12:09,223 --> 00:12:10,525 They're your agents, Pat. 280 00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:11,966 You're the director of the fucking FBI! 281 00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:14,169 I-I don't appreciate that language. 282 00:12:14,269 --> 00:12:16,852 Look...I gotta go, okay? I'll deal with it. 283 00:12:16,952 --> 00:12:18,974 -I don't like that langua-- -I said 284 00:12:19,074 --> 00:12:21,076 I will deal with it. 285 00:12:23,078 --> 00:12:24,900 Well, that didn't sound handled. 286 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,502 So... [exhales] 287 00:12:26,602 --> 00:12:29,105 two of Pat Gray's agents are coming by today 288 00:12:29,205 --> 00:12:30,626 to conduct interviews at CREEP. 289 00:12:30,726 --> 00:12:32,588 -What? -Yeah. He said he can't 290 00:12:32,688 --> 00:12:34,310 credibly call 'em off without raising suspicion. 291 00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:35,952 The guy's fucking useless. 292 00:12:36,052 --> 00:12:38,595 Well, of course he is. He's one of our appointees. 293 00:12:38,695 --> 00:12:40,597 Well, I'll-I'll sic Moore on it. 294 00:12:40,697 --> 00:12:43,560 Whoa, whoa. Dickie Moore, the little leg-fucker 295 00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:45,762 that follows you around like a sentient herpe? 296 00:12:45,862 --> 00:12:47,604 No, absolutely not. You're handling this. 297 00:12:47,704 --> 00:12:49,967 No, th-the president wants me to sit next to him 298 00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:52,930 -on the flight to Miami. -[laughs] 299 00:12:53,030 --> 00:12:55,893 The president would want you to see this through. 300 00:12:55,993 --> 00:12:57,855 Trust me. 301 00:12:57,955 --> 00:13:00,338 And try to wrap things up quick. 302 00:13:00,438 --> 00:13:02,220 One of our big donors, Ken Dahlberg, 303 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:03,902 is throwing a convention party tomorrow night 304 00:13:04,002 --> 00:13:05,463 at the Shore Club, and he wants you there. 305 00:13:05,563 --> 00:13:08,787 Me? For--f-for what? 306 00:13:08,887 --> 00:13:11,350 He's one of the guys that funded Operation Gemstone. 307 00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:13,111 So, you play your cards right, 308 00:13:13,211 --> 00:13:15,794 he'll finance your presidential run one day. 309 00:13:15,894 --> 00:13:17,596 Don't worry. 310 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,278 We'll save you a seat on "Air Force One" 311 00:13:19,378 --> 00:13:21,380 for the return flight. 312 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:27,967 Look at this. 313 00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:31,051 A right triangle between the participants. 314 00:13:31,151 --> 00:13:32,612 That's gonna unbalance the subject 315 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,054 and give us candid responses. 316 00:13:34,154 --> 00:13:36,977 I go equilateral. It-- 317 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,619 like this here. 318 00:13:38,719 --> 00:13:41,422 It sets the subject at ease. It opens 'em up. 319 00:13:41,522 --> 00:13:43,223 Nice and easy. 320 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,105 [ambient background chatter] 321 00:13:45,205 --> 00:13:47,208 One adjustment. 322 00:13:51,612 --> 00:13:53,314 Equilateral in appearance... 323 00:13:53,414 --> 00:13:54,956 scalene in reality. 324 00:13:55,056 --> 00:13:57,058 [Dean] Gentlemen. 325 00:13:57,699 --> 00:13:59,841 I don't believe we've officially met. 326 00:13:59,941 --> 00:14:02,604 You must be Agent Lano and young Agent Magallanes. 327 00:14:02,704 --> 00:14:04,206 So you mind if I pull up a chair? 328 00:14:04,306 --> 00:14:07,770 Mr. Dean, we didn't know you'd be joining us today. 329 00:14:07,870 --> 00:14:11,133 Ah, well, I'll be representing all of the employees 330 00:14:11,233 --> 00:14:13,336 for the Committee to Re-elect the President. 331 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:14,937 -As of when? -Today. 332 00:14:15,037 --> 00:14:17,039 Just now. A second ago. 333 00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:20,864 All right. Fine. 334 00:14:20,964 --> 00:14:22,906 [clears throat] 335 00:14:23,006 --> 00:14:25,188 Miss Abrontes. 336 00:14:25,288 --> 00:14:27,110 Thanks for coming in today. How are you doing? 337 00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:28,512 Uh, let me stop you right there. 338 00:14:28,612 --> 00:14:30,314 Miss Abrontes has agreed to this interview 339 00:14:30,414 --> 00:14:32,916 on the condition that it be fast, fair, and focused. 340 00:14:33,016 --> 00:14:35,079 If we could keep the questions to a professional nature, 341 00:14:35,179 --> 00:14:36,881 that'd be fantastic. 342 00:14:36,981 --> 00:14:38,983 Very well. 343 00:14:41,986 --> 00:14:44,649 Miss Abrontes, 344 00:14:44,749 --> 00:14:47,372 wh--what would you say 345 00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:49,974 the organizational mentality is like here 346 00:14:50,074 --> 00:14:51,576 at the Committee to Re-elect? 347 00:14:51,676 --> 00:14:53,899 Miss Abrontes doesn't feel comfortable answering questions 348 00:14:53,999 --> 00:14:55,981 dealing with the general hierarchical makeup 349 00:14:56,081 --> 00:14:57,502 of the Committee to Re-elect. 350 00:14:57,602 --> 00:14:59,945 If we can keep the questions to specific empirical fact, 351 00:15:00,045 --> 00:15:02,047 I'd appreciate that greatly. 352 00:15:02,888 --> 00:15:05,711 [light music plays] 353 00:15:05,811 --> 00:15:07,673 What kinda work did you do for the campaign in the past, 354 00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:08,955 Mrs. Frankel? 355 00:15:09,055 --> 00:15:11,277 I'm sorry, have we stipulated 356 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:14,681 what range of dates is meant by "the past"? 357 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,963 So, for the entire time that you've worked 358 00:15:17,063 --> 00:15:19,206 for the Committee for the Re-election of the President-- 359 00:15:19,306 --> 00:15:21,168 [Dean] He hasn't. 360 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,450 -He--what? -He hasn't ever worked 361 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:26,493 at the Committee for the Re-election of the President. 362 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:30,418 He's worked at the Committee to Re-elect the President. 363 00:15:30,518 --> 00:15:32,380 [light music continues] 364 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,482 Next. 365 00:15:35,523 --> 00:15:37,105 Thank you. 366 00:15:37,205 --> 00:15:39,207 "Don't answer that." So don't answer anything? 367 00:15:41,369 --> 00:15:43,411 [whispers] Go. Go. 368 00:15:47,055 --> 00:15:49,478 [Lano] Is he doodling? 369 00:15:49,578 --> 00:15:50,879 This guy's doodling. 370 00:15:50,979 --> 00:15:52,721 Sir... 371 00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,603 A-are we done? 372 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,806 'Cause I gotta use the head somethin' awful. 373 00:15:56,906 --> 00:15:58,808 Can I use the head? 374 00:15:58,908 --> 00:16:01,611 What are you asking him for? 375 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,374 He's not conducting the interview--we are. 376 00:16:04,474 --> 00:16:07,457 [lightly edgy music] 377 00:16:07,557 --> 00:16:09,099 [whispers] Yeah, go. 378 00:16:09,199 --> 00:16:10,140 [pen clatters] 379 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,022 ♪ ♪ 380 00:16:12,122 --> 00:16:13,183 [groans] Ohh. 381 00:16:13,283 --> 00:16:15,285 [speaking Spanish] 382 00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:23,734 [whispers] No. 383 00:16:31,342 --> 00:16:32,564 No. 384 00:16:32,664 --> 00:16:34,666 [Magallanes] Senor Gonzalez... 385 00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:47,620 Yeah, okay. 386 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,782 [Dean] You can go. 387 00:16:49,882 --> 00:16:52,625 [Magallanes] Fuck me. Fuck, fuck, fuck. 388 00:16:52,725 --> 00:16:54,667 Tony, Daniel, Ronald, Ruth, Dan, Roni, Bill, 389 00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:56,189 Kathy, Elaine, Sally... 390 00:16:56,289 --> 00:16:58,151 Judy Hoback. 391 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,874 And Miss Hoback, you have no further information 392 00:17:00,974 --> 00:17:02,716 on campaign funds in your role as bookkeeper. 393 00:17:02,816 --> 00:17:03,917 Is that correct? 394 00:17:04,017 --> 00:17:05,799 Nothing comes to mind. 395 00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:08,562 -That's a big surprise. -[Magallanes] And, uh... 396 00:17:08,662 --> 00:17:10,084 what are the dates on that? 397 00:17:10,184 --> 00:17:11,605 Just so we know when the, uh, 398 00:17:11,705 --> 00:17:13,287 nothing of interest occurred. 399 00:17:13,387 --> 00:17:15,489 If it's all right with your counsel, of course. 400 00:17:15,589 --> 00:17:17,591 Of course it is. Thanks for asking. 401 00:17:18,633 --> 00:17:20,635 [mouthing] Fuck you. 402 00:17:21,596 --> 00:17:24,098 That was... February of this year 403 00:17:24,198 --> 00:17:26,221 to the present, I believe. 404 00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:29,064 Other than the time in which I was working for Mr. Liddy. 405 00:17:29,164 --> 00:17:31,226 Liddy? 406 00:17:31,326 --> 00:17:32,427 -That's all the time we have. -[Lano] Hold on. 407 00:17:32,527 --> 00:17:34,069 You worked for G. Gordon Liddy? 408 00:17:34,169 --> 00:17:35,591 Wait a minute--hey, just-just give us a minute. 409 00:17:35,691 --> 00:17:37,072 -...busy afternoon. -[Magallanes] No, no, no, no. 410 00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:38,233 -One minute here. -We've been more than 411 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,675 accommodating. 412 00:17:39,775 --> 00:17:41,797 Now, if you'd like to submit more questions, 413 00:17:41,897 --> 00:17:44,200 I would encourage you to do so in writing. 414 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,082 That is, unless you'd like me to 415 00:17:46,182 --> 00:17:49,385 take the matter up with Director Gray personally. 416 00:17:50,947 --> 00:17:52,248 -That won't be necessary. -[Dean] No? 417 00:17:52,348 --> 00:17:53,890 No. 418 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,852 Thank you so much for all your time. 419 00:17:55,952 --> 00:17:58,175 No, thank you. 420 00:17:58,275 --> 00:17:59,696 Thank you. 421 00:17:59,796 --> 00:18:00,978 Miss Hoback. 422 00:18:01,078 --> 00:18:02,900 [lightly edgy music plays] 423 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,783 Oh, and Agent Magallanes. 424 00:18:05,883 --> 00:18:08,145 Don't forget to get your parking ticket validated. 425 00:18:08,245 --> 00:18:10,027 Sometimes people forget 426 00:18:10,127 --> 00:18:11,669 and they end up having to pay a fortune. 427 00:18:11,769 --> 00:18:13,391 Right. Thank you for the tip. I appreciate it. 428 00:18:13,491 --> 00:18:15,493 Mm-hmm. 429 00:18:20,538 --> 00:18:22,400 Slimy motherfucker. 430 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,443 Look at him. 431 00:18:24,543 --> 00:18:26,685 [sighs] 432 00:18:26,785 --> 00:18:29,628 Right. Where the fuck do we go now? 433 00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:44,003 Cool. 434 00:18:44,884 --> 00:18:46,907 [Moore] So how'd it go with those FBI buttholes? 435 00:18:47,007 --> 00:18:48,789 Shoulda seen them-- terrible haircuts, 436 00:18:48,889 --> 00:18:50,350 cheap polyester suits. 437 00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:52,472 They have no idea with whom they are fucking. 438 00:18:52,572 --> 00:18:53,874 Stop it, man, you're making me horny. 439 00:18:53,974 --> 00:18:55,195 [Dean laughs] Yeah, I bet. 440 00:18:55,295 --> 00:18:57,398 Hey, uh, how's the convention? 441 00:18:57,498 --> 00:18:59,920 It's great. You know, they sat me in your seat, actually, 442 00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:01,522 -next to the big guy. -Are you-are you 443 00:19:01,622 --> 00:19:02,924 fucking kidding me? Then, wow. Ha ha. 444 00:19:03,024 --> 00:19:04,806 Mm-hmm. Nixon himself. 445 00:19:04,906 --> 00:19:07,088 And let me tell ya something. He is my kinda asshole. 446 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,250 We talked for like a hour. I started in about bowling. 447 00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:11,012 He lit up like a schoolgirl. 448 00:19:11,112 --> 00:19:14,176 Wow, really? That--well, that is groovy. 449 00:19:14,276 --> 00:19:16,018 Congrat--congrats. 450 00:19:16,118 --> 00:19:17,499 Hey, when are you gonna get down here? 451 00:19:17,599 --> 00:19:19,261 Because, uh, I heard Ken Dahlberg 452 00:19:19,361 --> 00:19:20,743 is having a big party at the Shore Club. 453 00:19:20,843 --> 00:19:22,745 -Gonna be a wild scene. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 454 00:19:22,845 --> 00:19:24,747 I know, I know, I'm, uh, I'm catching the redeye. 455 00:19:24,847 --> 00:19:26,028 Okay, good, good. Just, uh, 456 00:19:26,128 --> 00:19:27,630 stop by my room. 457 00:19:27,730 --> 00:19:29,592 We will get ripped before Agnew's speech, okay? 458 00:19:29,692 --> 00:19:31,714 Yeah. Hey, uh, do me a favor. 459 00:19:31,814 --> 00:19:33,076 Don't fuck all the birds, all right? 460 00:19:33,176 --> 00:19:34,117 Save some for me, okay? 461 00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:35,558 [Moore laughing] 462 00:19:35,658 --> 00:19:38,121 -Ha ha ha. -Hell, yeah, you horny dog. 463 00:19:38,221 --> 00:19:40,844 Get your ass down here and get that pussy, buddy. 464 00:19:40,944 --> 00:19:42,125 Owwooo! 465 00:19:42,225 --> 00:19:44,007 -Ow-owooo! -[Dean chuckling] 466 00:19:44,107 --> 00:19:45,969 Owwoooo! Ha ha. 467 00:19:46,069 --> 00:19:47,571 Ow-owooo! 468 00:19:47,671 --> 00:19:49,994 [both laughing] 469 00:19:52,156 --> 00:19:53,778 [Moore's chuckling slows down] 470 00:19:53,878 --> 00:19:56,240 Ha ha. [ahem] 471 00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:04,109 All right, well, I'll talk to you later, man. 472 00:20:04,209 --> 00:20:06,331 Yeah, I'll see you soon. Bye. 473 00:20:13,619 --> 00:20:15,961 [phone rings] 474 00:20:16,061 --> 00:20:17,683 Mm. Hmm. 475 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:18,844 [ringing] 476 00:20:18,944 --> 00:20:20,366 Hello? 477 00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:23,249 Hey, there, stranger. What's happening? 478 00:20:23,349 --> 00:20:24,811 Oh, sorry, who is this? 479 00:20:24,911 --> 00:20:27,253 What? It's--it's John. 480 00:20:27,353 --> 00:20:28,895 John...John D. 481 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,017 Sorry, am I--am I catching you at a bad time? 482 00:20:31,117 --> 00:20:32,579 John. 483 00:20:32,679 --> 00:20:35,702 Um...I just cut myself. 484 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,065 I'm trying to figure out a can opener, and I-- 485 00:20:38,165 --> 00:20:40,347 Is it a General Electric? 486 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:42,950 -Is it what? -The can opener. 487 00:20:43,050 --> 00:20:45,032 'Cause if-if it's not, you-you should throw it out. 488 00:20:45,132 --> 00:20:46,754 You should get a General Electric. 489 00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,916 They've got a--a safety guard. I've had mine for years. 490 00:20:49,016 --> 00:20:50,638 It's really, really great. 491 00:20:50,738 --> 00:20:52,560 Are you-are--what is happening? 492 00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:54,002 Are you selling can openers now? 493 00:20:54,102 --> 00:20:55,483 [laughs] 494 00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,325 No, um, I'm sorry, um... 495 00:20:57,425 --> 00:20:59,768 how-how are you? 496 00:20:59,868 --> 00:21:02,531 I'm so good, I'm...I'm great. 497 00:21:02,631 --> 00:21:04,973 How are you? How's Miami? 498 00:21:05,073 --> 00:21:07,856 Miami is... 499 00:21:07,956 --> 00:21:09,738 nice, it's-it's nice. 500 00:21:09,838 --> 00:21:11,701 I don't have any time to myself. 501 00:21:11,801 --> 00:21:13,783 I been...tagging along with the president. 502 00:21:13,883 --> 00:21:15,344 Really? 503 00:21:15,444 --> 00:21:17,907 Yeah, I rode with him on the-on the plane, 504 00:21:18,007 --> 00:21:20,910 you know, the... [exhales] "Air Force One." 505 00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:22,592 I-I know what "Air Force One" is. 506 00:21:22,692 --> 00:21:24,594 [whispers] I'm a fucking flight attendant. 507 00:21:24,694 --> 00:21:26,076 Sat next to him at the convention last night, 508 00:21:26,176 --> 00:21:27,397 you know, talked about bowling. 509 00:21:27,497 --> 00:21:29,600 You know what? I'm actually busy right now. 510 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,702 Is there something specific you needed? 511 00:21:33,223 --> 00:21:35,726 Yeah, well, actually, I-I-I'm gonna be 512 00:21:35,826 --> 00:21:37,528 stopping through L.A. on my way to Shanghai 513 00:21:37,628 --> 00:21:40,131 on the 15th and just wondered if I could take you to lunch. 514 00:21:40,231 --> 00:21:41,612 Yes! No. 515 00:21:41,712 --> 00:21:42,613 [quietly] No. 516 00:21:42,713 --> 00:21:43,735 No. 517 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:45,917 -Oh. -I'm going sailing. 518 00:21:47,238 --> 00:21:50,021 With...Billy. 519 00:21:50,121 --> 00:21:52,104 We're going to Catalina. 520 00:21:52,204 --> 00:21:53,585 Billy. 521 00:21:53,685 --> 00:21:55,887 Yeah. He's a friend from work. 522 00:21:59,011 --> 00:22:00,472 Right, sure, yeah, okay. 523 00:22:00,572 --> 00:22:02,395 Well, you know, maybe another time. 524 00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:04,757 Maybe. Maybe another time. 525 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,519 Hey, hey, before you go, before you go, 526 00:22:06,619 --> 00:22:07,800 I just wanna say, um... 527 00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:09,902 [click, ding] 528 00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:13,426 [dial tone] 529 00:22:23,076 --> 00:22:25,079 Oh, for fuck sake. 530 00:22:25,759 --> 00:22:27,761 [sighs] 531 00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:39,053 [grunts] 532 00:22:49,665 --> 00:22:51,246 [speaker] It's not my purpose here 533 00:22:51,346 --> 00:22:53,048 to recount the great changes 534 00:22:53,148 --> 00:22:55,251 that have been made by the Republican Party 535 00:22:55,351 --> 00:22:57,533 under President Nixon. It-- 536 00:22:57,633 --> 00:22:58,975 Hey, I was watching that. 537 00:22:59,075 --> 00:23:01,658 No more politics, darling. 538 00:23:01,758 --> 00:23:03,900 No more inaugurations, no more conventions. 539 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,222 Just blowin' up balloons. And the red ones, please. 540 00:23:06,322 --> 00:23:07,584 Oh, I'm sorry. 541 00:23:07,684 --> 00:23:09,786 Could you bring the gold down over the blue? 542 00:23:09,886 --> 00:23:12,509 I want 'em together. 543 00:23:12,609 --> 00:23:15,472 Yes, and then raise the whole thing up a little bit. 544 00:23:15,572 --> 00:23:17,695 Exactly. That's nice. 545 00:23:19,136 --> 00:23:21,198 Sweetheart? 546 00:23:21,298 --> 00:23:23,641 Did somebody deliver these pills from the pharmacy? 547 00:23:23,741 --> 00:23:26,244 Uh, yes, uh, 548 00:23:26,344 --> 00:23:28,006 Dr. Feldman called. 549 00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:29,767 He was worried that you might have forgotten 550 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,209 to pick up your prescription, 551 00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:33,471 so I sent Zolton out to get it. 552 00:23:35,754 --> 00:23:37,756 For your nerves, dear. 553 00:23:44,203 --> 00:23:47,386 [friend] And the whole time I'm thinking, hell, 554 00:23:47,486 --> 00:23:49,388 John set me up good this time. 555 00:23:49,488 --> 00:23:50,950 -[laughs] -Sounds about right. 556 00:23:51,050 --> 00:23:53,072 Anyway, I, um, I wander over 557 00:23:53,172 --> 00:23:54,834 and I take a seat in his golf cart. 558 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,518 He sits down, and Spiro has no idea what to do about it. 559 00:23:58,618 --> 00:24:00,320 Hang on. You mean he-he plays along? 560 00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:03,243 He plays along, and not only that, get this. 561 00:24:03,343 --> 00:24:05,165 They play a round. 562 00:24:05,265 --> 00:24:06,767 [friend] We played half a round 563 00:24:06,867 --> 00:24:09,249 before I realized I showed up on the wrong day. 564 00:24:09,349 --> 00:24:11,652 [echoing] So I just helped myself to a game 565 00:24:11,752 --> 00:24:13,174 with the vice president. 566 00:24:13,274 --> 00:24:15,656 [laughter] 567 00:24:15,756 --> 00:24:18,219 [muffled voices, laughter] 568 00:24:18,319 --> 00:24:20,762 [giggling] 569 00:24:22,804 --> 00:24:25,407 [muted crunching] 570 00:24:26,888 --> 00:24:27,869 [clink] 571 00:24:27,969 --> 00:24:30,612 [snapping sound] 572 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:40,823 [wet squishing sounds] 573 00:24:44,467 --> 00:24:45,888 [loud shattering] 574 00:24:45,988 --> 00:24:47,570 -[gasps] -[busboy] I'm so sorry. 575 00:24:47,670 --> 00:24:49,973 Excuse me. 576 00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:52,075 [chuckles] 577 00:24:53,997 --> 00:24:55,699 [slurring] Did he let him win? 578 00:24:55,799 --> 00:24:57,801 Did ya let him win? 579 00:24:58,402 --> 00:25:00,704 [chuckling] 580 00:25:00,804 --> 00:25:02,806 [background chatter] 581 00:25:08,452 --> 00:25:11,335 [clock ticking] 582 00:25:24,429 --> 00:25:27,212 [eerie "Rosemary's Baby" music plays] 583 00:25:27,312 --> 00:25:30,195 ♪ ♪ 584 00:25:32,678 --> 00:25:35,061 [Rosemary] What have you done to it? 585 00:25:35,161 --> 00:25:36,823 What have you done to its eyes? 586 00:25:36,923 --> 00:25:38,024 [Roman] He has his father's eyes. 587 00:25:38,124 --> 00:25:39,425 [whispers] Shoot. 588 00:25:39,525 --> 00:25:42,108 [TV music fades] 589 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,870 -[clattering at front door] -[Martha] Ow! Ow! 590 00:25:43,970 --> 00:25:45,632 [Rosemary] What are you talking about? 591 00:25:45,732 --> 00:25:47,995 Guy's eyes are normal! 592 00:25:48,095 --> 00:25:50,097 [light clattering continues] 593 00:25:53,861 --> 00:25:56,203 [Mitchell] All right. 594 00:25:56,303 --> 00:25:58,305 Okay. 595 00:26:00,588 --> 00:26:04,012 [Mitchell murmuring] 596 00:26:04,112 --> 00:26:06,254 [footsteps dragging] 597 00:26:06,354 --> 00:26:08,256 Here comes the carpet. Yeah. 598 00:26:08,356 --> 00:26:09,938 Okay. 599 00:26:10,038 --> 00:26:11,980 -[Martha] Ow. Ow! -[Mitchell] Okay. Okay. 600 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,182 [Martha] Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, don't hurt me! 601 00:26:14,282 --> 00:26:15,704 -Ah--leave me alone-- -Come on, come on. 602 00:26:15,804 --> 00:26:18,467 It's okay, you're okay. Go to bed. 603 00:26:18,567 --> 00:26:20,189 [Martha] What time is it? 604 00:26:20,289 --> 00:26:22,431 -We're home. -Oh, bedtime. Bedtime. 605 00:26:22,531 --> 00:26:24,433 [Martha] What time is it? 606 00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:25,675 -[Mitchell] It's bedtime. -Okay. 607 00:26:25,775 --> 00:26:27,396 [Mitchell] Step. 608 00:26:27,496 --> 00:26:29,118 -Okay. -[Martha] Where's the railing? 609 00:26:29,218 --> 00:26:30,840 -[Mitchell] I'm your railing. -Okay. 610 00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:32,882 -[Mitchell] Okay. Okay. -[Martha] Okay. 611 00:26:32,982 --> 00:26:35,945 [chatter continues indistinctly] 612 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:42,813 [energetic music plays] 613 00:26:42,913 --> 00:26:46,156 ♪ ♪ 614 00:27:00,171 --> 00:27:02,113 -Whoo! -Whoo-hoo-hoo! 615 00:27:02,213 --> 00:27:03,675 Whoo, whoo, whoo! 616 00:27:03,775 --> 00:27:05,957 ♪ ♪ 617 00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:09,221 [crowd commotion] 618 00:27:12,344 --> 00:27:15,107 [cheers and applause] 619 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:24,497 [crowd chanting] 620 00:27:24,597 --> 00:27:25,979 [crowd] Four more years! 621 00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:27,901 [crowd chanting] 622 00:27:28,001 --> 00:27:30,003 [all] Four more years! 623 00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:36,150 [background chatter] 624 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:38,352 [party music plays] 625 00:27:38,452 --> 00:27:40,634 -Name? -Dean. 626 00:27:40,734 --> 00:27:43,297 John Dean. We're guests of Mr. Dahlberg. 627 00:27:44,739 --> 00:27:46,761 I might be on there as his plus one. 628 00:27:46,861 --> 00:27:49,203 Right this way. 629 00:27:49,303 --> 00:27:52,187 ♪ ♪ 630 00:27:58,553 --> 00:28:00,055 [Moore] This guy's a donor? 631 00:28:00,155 --> 00:28:02,297 [Dean] Basically funded Operation Gemstone. 632 00:28:02,397 --> 00:28:04,380 He could buy and sell us both, wholesale. 633 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,422 [Moore] He's like an Italian viscount. 634 00:28:06,522 --> 00:28:08,524 Oh my God. 635 00:28:09,365 --> 00:28:11,467 Welcome to the big boy club. 636 00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:13,569 [Moore] John, this is the best day of my life. 637 00:28:14,650 --> 00:28:16,072 [Dahlberg] John Dean? 638 00:28:16,172 --> 00:28:18,034 Is that you? 639 00:28:18,134 --> 00:28:21,157 Haldeman said you had a head-a hair, but Jesus! 640 00:28:21,257 --> 00:28:23,160 Would you look at this kid? Like a Kennedy... 641 00:28:23,260 --> 00:28:25,262 -Oh! -with that head-a hair! 642 00:28:25,702 --> 00:28:27,044 -Who are you? -Dickie Moore, sir. 643 00:28:27,144 --> 00:28:28,245 Special counsel. 644 00:28:28,345 --> 00:28:30,688 Ah. One-a those. 645 00:28:30,788 --> 00:28:33,130 Have a good night, son. Go play. 646 00:28:33,230 --> 00:28:34,892 -Ah. -So... 647 00:28:34,992 --> 00:28:36,814 how're you enjoying your first convention? 648 00:28:36,914 --> 00:28:38,896 -Ha. -It is your first, right? 649 00:28:38,996 --> 00:28:41,459 Ah. You got kinda a virginal look about you. 650 00:28:41,559 --> 00:28:43,101 Oh, sorry, I, uh, ha... 651 00:28:43,201 --> 00:28:44,863 Haldeman didn't exactly tell me 652 00:28:44,963 --> 00:28:48,146 the precise nature of the, uh, get together. 653 00:28:48,246 --> 00:28:49,788 It's a compliment. 654 00:28:49,888 --> 00:28:51,950 People love a fresh face around here. 655 00:28:52,050 --> 00:28:54,313 You never know--next big thing could be you. 656 00:28:54,413 --> 00:28:56,195 Oh. Ha. I... 657 00:28:56,295 --> 00:28:58,077 I don't know about that. 658 00:28:58,177 --> 00:29:00,920 I-I-I'm just a simple junior counsel, is all. 659 00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:02,882 Oh, come now. 660 00:29:02,982 --> 00:29:04,724 Don't be modest at a fuck party, son. 661 00:29:04,824 --> 00:29:07,287 It's unbecoming. 662 00:29:07,387 --> 00:29:09,088 Hey, Kennedy. Over here. 663 00:29:09,188 --> 00:29:11,972 [mellow music plays] 664 00:29:12,072 --> 00:29:13,573 It is the best time in American history 665 00:29:13,673 --> 00:29:15,335 to be a woman. 666 00:29:15,435 --> 00:29:16,937 Yeah? You really think so? 667 00:29:17,037 --> 00:29:18,939 President Nixon has done so much more 668 00:29:19,039 --> 00:29:20,701 than any other president 669 00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:23,304 to make America safe to be feminine again. 670 00:29:23,404 --> 00:29:26,627 I just think he's so, um... 671 00:29:26,727 --> 00:29:28,149 enlightened. 672 00:29:28,249 --> 00:29:29,670 -Oh, I see. -Mm-hmm. 673 00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:33,915 That's a really interesting point, Candy. 674 00:29:34,015 --> 00:29:35,356 [Dahlberg] Enjoying yourself, Dean? 675 00:29:35,456 --> 00:29:38,400 Oh. Yeah-y-yes, sir. Yeah. 676 00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,722 -[Dean] I mean... -Shit. 677 00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:43,125 -Uh... -[Dahlberg] Ooh. 678 00:29:43,225 --> 00:29:45,227 That's nice. 679 00:29:48,310 --> 00:29:49,331 [sighs] Ahh... 680 00:29:49,431 --> 00:29:51,053 Oh. 681 00:29:51,153 --> 00:29:54,937 [background chatter, mellow music] 682 00:29:55,037 --> 00:29:57,100 I mean, I-I had heard that stuff like this 683 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,262 happened at the convention, but holy crap! 684 00:29:59,362 --> 00:30:01,464 We have a good time, son. 685 00:30:01,564 --> 00:30:04,547 Now, about that business of ours. 686 00:30:04,647 --> 00:30:07,511 I'm gonna say this once. I'm not gonna say it again. 687 00:30:07,611 --> 00:30:09,933 Y'all need to get these squints off my back. 688 00:30:11,014 --> 00:30:12,075 'Scuse me? 689 00:30:12,175 --> 00:30:14,518 The FBI. They've been poking around. 690 00:30:14,618 --> 00:30:16,680 Asked about my name on certain checks 691 00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:19,163 that were used to finance certain operations 692 00:30:19,263 --> 00:30:20,444 in the Committee. 693 00:30:20,544 --> 00:30:22,166 I don't want you to worry, Mr. Dahlberg. 694 00:30:22,266 --> 00:30:24,929 I speak with the full authority of the presidency 695 00:30:25,029 --> 00:30:27,091 when I say that the, uh, the agents in question 696 00:30:27,191 --> 00:30:29,814 are being closely monitored. 697 00:30:29,914 --> 00:30:32,978 You know, I remember guys like you from the service... 698 00:30:33,078 --> 00:30:34,900 riding a desk while guys like me 699 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,022 were out putting their lives on the line. 700 00:30:37,122 --> 00:30:39,144 You know what we called guys like you? 701 00:30:39,244 --> 00:30:40,746 Butterbars. 702 00:30:40,846 --> 00:30:44,390 Two fat yellow bars 703 00:30:44,490 --> 00:30:47,653 and a paycheck for doing nothing at all. 704 00:30:48,574 --> 00:30:50,396 -Ah--uhh-- -Now, you listen here, 705 00:30:50,496 --> 00:30:52,078 Butterbar. 706 00:30:52,178 --> 00:30:53,760 I don't need some horse shit assurance from you 707 00:30:53,860 --> 00:30:55,522 about the powers of the presidency 708 00:30:55,622 --> 00:30:57,003 because I'm smart enough to know 709 00:30:57,103 --> 00:30:58,445 that you speak for Nixon 710 00:30:58,545 --> 00:31:00,487 about as much as Miss Topeka over there 711 00:31:00,587 --> 00:31:02,649 speaks for the NAACP. 712 00:31:02,749 --> 00:31:04,411 I just need you to tell me 713 00:31:04,511 --> 00:31:05,973 you're gonna make my problem go away--copy that? 714 00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:08,095 Yes. Yes, sir, I'll make it disappear, I promise. 715 00:31:08,195 --> 00:31:10,197 It's gone. It's gone. 716 00:31:11,398 --> 00:31:14,262 [splash] Attaboy, Dean. 717 00:31:14,362 --> 00:31:16,064 Now...go enjoy yourself. 718 00:31:16,164 --> 00:31:17,705 Night's young. 719 00:31:17,805 --> 00:31:19,868 Christ, if I had your looks in my day, 720 00:31:19,968 --> 00:31:22,410 I woulda knocked up half this town. 721 00:31:24,693 --> 00:31:26,395 [Judy] I'm a single mother, okay? 722 00:31:26,495 --> 00:31:29,198 I have a good job. I don't want any attention. 723 00:31:29,298 --> 00:31:31,080 I don't think you have to worry, Miss Hoback. 724 00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:33,322 -You're doing the right thing. -Y-you gotta understand, 725 00:31:33,422 --> 00:31:35,244 these people have been following me for weeks. 726 00:31:35,344 --> 00:31:37,006 What people? 727 00:31:37,106 --> 00:31:39,689 Who knows? White House? CIA? 728 00:31:39,789 --> 00:31:41,651 FBI? 729 00:31:41,751 --> 00:31:43,493 -It's not the FBI... -No, I don't think it's FBI. 730 00:31:43,593 --> 00:31:45,595 I can tell you that much. [both laugh] 731 00:31:47,277 --> 00:31:48,578 You two really don't know 732 00:31:48,678 --> 00:31:50,380 what you're dealing with here, do you? 733 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,984 You think these institutions you've dedicated your life to 734 00:31:54,084 --> 00:31:56,266 are set up to carry out justice? 735 00:31:56,366 --> 00:31:58,469 To protect people? 736 00:31:58,569 --> 00:32:00,391 Well, they're not. 737 00:32:00,491 --> 00:32:03,034 They're set up to shield people from justice. 738 00:32:03,134 --> 00:32:06,918 To protect certain people from accountability. 739 00:32:07,018 --> 00:32:10,602 Mm. To protect the... 740 00:32:10,702 --> 00:32:12,524 the elites, the wealthy, right? 741 00:32:12,624 --> 00:32:14,486 [Judy] Not just them. The shameless. 742 00:32:14,586 --> 00:32:16,728 The ambitious. 743 00:32:16,828 --> 00:32:20,172 The complicit at every level. 744 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:24,176 There is something terrible going on at CREEP... 745 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:28,501 and every one of those bastards was in on it. 746 00:32:28,601 --> 00:32:32,185 Mitchell, Magruder, McCord, Haldeman. 747 00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:34,287 Whoa, whoa. Haldeman? 748 00:32:35,768 --> 00:32:37,590 As in the president's chief of staff? 749 00:32:37,690 --> 00:32:39,552 H-how do you know all of this? 750 00:32:39,652 --> 00:32:41,795 This can't be traced back to me, okay? 751 00:32:41,895 --> 00:32:43,637 You have to promise. 752 00:32:43,737 --> 00:32:45,078 Judy, we don't sell out anyone 753 00:32:45,178 --> 00:32:47,381 who does the right thing. 754 00:32:49,583 --> 00:32:51,585 You have our word. 755 00:32:55,709 --> 00:32:59,854 When Gordon Liddy was hired, 756 00:32:59,954 --> 00:33:02,497 I was assigned to help him settle in. 757 00:33:02,597 --> 00:33:05,340 [uneasy music plays] 758 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,103 Mailbox keys, parking spots, stuff like that. 759 00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:09,825 I even had to help him 760 00:33:09,925 --> 00:33:11,787 get his stupid poster boards printed up 761 00:33:11,887 --> 00:33:14,349 for his stupid meeting. 762 00:33:14,449 --> 00:33:16,672 What meeting? 763 00:33:16,772 --> 00:33:19,795 Something about sabotaging the Democrats. 764 00:33:19,895 --> 00:33:22,138 Operation Gemstone. 765 00:33:26,062 --> 00:33:27,724 He terrified me, you know. 766 00:33:27,824 --> 00:33:29,886 Liddy. 767 00:33:29,986 --> 00:33:32,889 I'm--I've had bosses who were cruel, sadistic, 768 00:33:32,989 --> 00:33:36,973 but with Liddy it was something... 769 00:33:37,073 --> 00:33:39,376 deeper, something... 770 00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:42,459 in his eyes like an... 771 00:33:42,559 --> 00:33:44,902 endless cave. 772 00:33:45,002 --> 00:33:47,385 Did Liddy ever speak to you directly 773 00:33:47,485 --> 00:33:50,027 -about Operation Gemstone? -God, no. 774 00:33:50,127 --> 00:33:51,749 [laughs] Of course, he couldn't shut up 775 00:33:51,849 --> 00:33:53,851 about all his weird social theories... 776 00:33:55,013 --> 00:33:57,595 ...brain folds and bloodlines 777 00:33:57,695 --> 00:34:00,038 and malum in se. 778 00:34:00,138 --> 00:34:01,920 Malum in what? 779 00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:04,483 -[Liddy] Malum in se. -[gasps] Malum in what? 780 00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:06,845 Malum in se. 781 00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:09,027 The act of evil in and of itself. 782 00:34:10,869 --> 00:34:12,892 The cold-blooded murder of a child, for instance. 783 00:34:12,992 --> 00:34:16,295 Primal, natural evil. 784 00:34:16,395 --> 00:34:18,377 It stands in direct opposition 785 00:34:18,477 --> 00:34:20,500 to malum prohibitum, 786 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,502 the laws of man. 787 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:27,227 It's these new moral reckonings that will purge the Earth 788 00:34:27,327 --> 00:34:30,150 of the weaknesses brought on by sycophantic 789 00:34:30,250 --> 00:34:33,994 modern-day...sodomites. 790 00:34:34,094 --> 00:34:37,057 [dark music plays] 791 00:34:38,339 --> 00:34:40,341 You look very nice today, Judy. 792 00:34:46,627 --> 00:34:49,210 ♪ ♪ 793 00:34:49,310 --> 00:34:51,673 Talk to you later. 794 00:34:53,194 --> 00:34:55,737 He really believed this shit, you know. 795 00:34:55,837 --> 00:34:57,859 He thought he was some kind of crusader 796 00:34:57,959 --> 00:34:59,701 on a holy mission. 797 00:34:59,801 --> 00:35:01,623 But if every evil is justified 798 00:35:01,723 --> 00:35:02,985 because it's done in the pursuit 799 00:35:03,085 --> 00:35:06,108 of some sacred truth... 800 00:35:06,208 --> 00:35:09,071 then laws don't matter anymore, right? 801 00:35:09,171 --> 00:35:12,075 The people don't even matter. 802 00:35:12,175 --> 00:35:14,757 How can a society function like that? 803 00:35:14,857 --> 00:35:16,880 How can people live together 804 00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:19,422 without a shared understanding of right and wrong? 805 00:35:23,867 --> 00:35:25,609 [coughs] 806 00:35:25,709 --> 00:35:27,711 [inhales] 807 00:35:49,054 --> 00:35:51,376 Beginning to think you wouldn't show. 808 00:35:55,341 --> 00:35:56,322 What's the pillowcase for? 809 00:35:56,422 --> 00:35:58,244 Oof--hooh-- 810 00:35:58,344 --> 00:36:01,727 [gags, wheezes] 811 00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:04,731 [Liddy] Heard you called Hunt the other day, good buddy. 812 00:36:04,831 --> 00:36:07,133 The rumor is, you're still looking for assurances 813 00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:09,336 from our president. 814 00:36:09,436 --> 00:36:12,259 -[muffled yelling] -But the thing is... 815 00:36:12,359 --> 00:36:14,341 we're soldiers. 816 00:36:14,441 --> 00:36:16,743 -[grunting] -There are no... 817 00:36:16,843 --> 00:36:18,946 assurances. 818 00:36:19,046 --> 00:36:21,388 [grunts, coughs, muffled yells] 819 00:36:21,488 --> 00:36:25,573 No pardons, no clemency. 820 00:36:27,054 --> 00:36:28,316 -You copy? -[bottle clattering] 821 00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:29,877 I can't hear you. 822 00:36:29,977 --> 00:36:31,980 [muffled] I copy! 823 00:36:32,620 --> 00:36:34,803 -[coughing, gasping] -Now, you hear me, you fuck. 824 00:36:34,903 --> 00:36:36,925 If you ever threaten to squeal again, 825 00:36:37,025 --> 00:36:39,608 it'll be the last time you ever squeal. 826 00:36:39,708 --> 00:36:41,290 Do you copy? 827 00:36:41,390 --> 00:36:43,172 [weakly] I-I copy. Yes. 828 00:36:43,272 --> 00:36:45,814 Yes--uhh! 829 00:36:45,914 --> 00:36:48,818 [dark music plays] 830 00:36:48,918 --> 00:36:50,900 ♪ ♪ 831 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,002 [sniffs] 832 00:36:56,566 --> 00:36:58,668 Are you certain there's not a little... 833 00:36:58,768 --> 00:37:00,750 Juden rat in you? 834 00:37:00,850 --> 00:37:03,673 Hmm? 835 00:37:03,773 --> 00:37:06,677 [eerie off-key notes play] 836 00:37:06,777 --> 00:37:08,518 [whispers] I swear I can smell 837 00:37:08,618 --> 00:37:11,321 a little rat in there somewhere. 838 00:37:11,421 --> 00:37:13,624 [McCord whimpers] 839 00:37:18,749 --> 00:37:21,672 [McCord panting] 840 00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:34,506 [phone rings] 841 00:37:34,606 --> 00:37:36,468 [whispers] What the fuck? 842 00:37:36,568 --> 00:37:40,112 [ringing] 843 00:37:40,212 --> 00:37:41,634 Hello? 844 00:37:41,734 --> 00:37:44,637 Hey, it's me. 845 00:37:44,737 --> 00:37:46,599 Hi. W-it's the middle of the night. 846 00:37:46,699 --> 00:37:48,681 -are you okay? -Oh, I-I--yeah. 847 00:37:48,781 --> 00:37:50,083 I-I'm sorry. 848 00:37:50,183 --> 00:37:51,765 -I just-- -What's going on? 849 00:37:51,865 --> 00:37:53,366 I-I was at this party tonight, 850 00:37:53,466 --> 00:37:55,208 and the whole time, I was thinking about 851 00:37:55,308 --> 00:37:57,611 what I told you earlier about the can opener. 852 00:37:57,711 --> 00:37:59,212 The c--uh, the can opener? 853 00:37:59,312 --> 00:38:02,216 Yeah, yeah, yeah. J-just hear me out. 854 00:38:02,316 --> 00:38:04,258 Maybe I was being a little rash 855 00:38:04,358 --> 00:38:06,500 when I told you to throw it out, you know, 856 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,784 because I-I get that way with appliances sometimes. 857 00:38:09,884 --> 00:38:12,266 I get scared, you know, I... 858 00:38:12,366 --> 00:38:13,948 And maybe it's the routine that scares me 859 00:38:14,048 --> 00:38:16,671 or-or the thought of having 860 00:38:16,771 --> 00:38:19,034 one can opener for the rest of my life. 861 00:38:19,134 --> 00:38:20,875 And even if I like a certain can opener 862 00:38:20,975 --> 00:38:22,557 and can't imagine the rest of my life without it, 863 00:38:22,657 --> 00:38:26,121 I do this thing where I just wanna throw it all away. 864 00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:30,285 And...and instead of sticking with what I have 865 00:38:30,385 --> 00:38:32,808 a-and building on something, you know, 866 00:38:32,908 --> 00:38:34,890 I-I just... 867 00:38:34,990 --> 00:38:39,175 I look for a new can opener and... 868 00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:41,778 I just want you to know I hate that part of myself. 869 00:38:41,878 --> 00:38:44,621 I really do, and... [inhales] 870 00:38:44,721 --> 00:38:46,663 I'm sorry about that, 871 00:38:46,763 --> 00:38:49,526 about the... about the can opener. 872 00:38:52,849 --> 00:38:54,471 Hey, John... 873 00:38:54,571 --> 00:38:57,695 [inhales, exhales] 874 00:39:00,417 --> 00:39:02,720 ...don't ever call me again. 875 00:39:02,820 --> 00:39:05,142 [dial tone] 876 00:39:15,834 --> 00:39:17,896 [Lano] Thanks to Miss Hoback, 877 00:39:17,996 --> 00:39:20,259 we finally connected Dahlberg's campaign checks 878 00:39:20,359 --> 00:39:22,141 to a secret fund. 879 00:39:22,241 --> 00:39:24,103 [Magallanes] This fund was set up inside 880 00:39:24,203 --> 00:39:26,665 the Committee to Re-elect with the expressed intent 881 00:39:26,765 --> 00:39:30,389 of funneling money to a secret political espionage unit. 882 00:39:30,489 --> 00:39:32,311 -Jesus Christ! -[Lano] Now, if Miss Hoback 883 00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,033 is correct, John Mitchell 884 00:39:34,133 --> 00:39:35,795 personally had control of the fund. 885 00:39:35,895 --> 00:39:38,238 And the web of conspirants went all the way up 886 00:39:38,338 --> 00:39:40,360 to the president's chief of staff. 887 00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:42,803 We need to move fast on this, start with the higher-ups. 888 00:39:42,903 --> 00:39:45,165 We don't wanna lose the element of surprise. 889 00:39:45,265 --> 00:39:47,848 Well, there's no point in losing the element of surprise. 890 00:39:47,948 --> 00:39:49,990 [small laugh] 891 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:55,616 Well, if there's nothing else, I've got a 2:00. 892 00:39:55,716 --> 00:39:58,219 Um, Mark will help you with logistics, 893 00:39:58,319 --> 00:40:00,582 -and truly great work. -Thank you, sir. 894 00:40:00,682 --> 00:40:02,664 -Really. Congratulations. -Thank you, sir. 895 00:40:02,764 --> 00:40:04,766 -Mark. -Absolutely. 896 00:40:07,329 --> 00:40:09,331 [exhales] 897 00:40:09,771 --> 00:40:11,633 Heavenly Father, 898 00:40:11,733 --> 00:40:13,195 guide me through these treacherous waters 899 00:40:13,295 --> 00:40:14,757 and deliver me safely to shore. 900 00:40:14,857 --> 00:40:16,759 This is Louis Patrick Gray 901 00:40:16,859 --> 00:40:18,761 asking for Your loving hand. 902 00:40:18,861 --> 00:40:20,863 Amen. 903 00:40:23,386 --> 00:40:25,808 Peggy, can you get the White House? 904 00:40:25,908 --> 00:40:27,690 [background chatter] 905 00:40:27,790 --> 00:40:30,654 [dinner music plays] 906 00:40:30,754 --> 00:40:33,797 ♪ ♪ 907 00:40:37,401 --> 00:40:40,083 -Here you go, sir. -Thank you. 908 00:40:53,578 --> 00:40:54,999 [Martha] Ooh-- 909 00:40:55,099 --> 00:40:56,361 [giggling] 910 00:40:56,461 --> 00:40:58,283 -[nervous chuckling] -How are you? 911 00:40:58,383 --> 00:41:01,606 Just a little...tipsy. 912 00:41:01,706 --> 00:41:03,569 [anchor] ...helicopter which has arrived 913 00:41:03,669 --> 00:41:06,011 at the convention hall on the helicopter pad 914 00:41:06,111 --> 00:41:07,573 back behind the hall here 915 00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:10,496 with Mrs. Nixon and the president, uh, emerging. 916 00:41:10,596 --> 00:41:12,598 [Mitchell] Turn that darn thing off. 917 00:41:17,043 --> 00:41:18,985 [Mitchell] Extraordinary how he does that. 918 00:41:19,085 --> 00:41:21,087 [guest] Yeah, I know. 919 00:41:22,609 --> 00:41:24,631 [Mitchell] Oh, hello, darling. 920 00:41:24,731 --> 00:41:27,274 -You know the gentlemen. -I know the gentlemen. 921 00:41:27,374 --> 00:41:29,236 Gentlemen, gentlemen, and the birthday boy. 922 00:41:29,336 --> 00:41:30,677 I know you. 923 00:41:30,777 --> 00:41:32,479 -My sugar bear. -[chuckling] 924 00:41:32,579 --> 00:41:35,322 [Martha] Mmm. Sugar bear, birthday bear. 925 00:41:35,422 --> 00:41:37,424 -How are you? -Well, thank you. 926 00:41:38,305 --> 00:41:39,647 -How're you, how're you? -Very good. 927 00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:41,209 -And you! -Okay... 928 00:41:41,309 --> 00:41:42,890 [Martha laughing] 929 00:41:42,990 --> 00:41:44,772 -Are you asking me to dance? -[Mitchell] The gentlemen 930 00:41:44,872 --> 00:41:46,935 are talking about football because of [mutters]. 931 00:41:47,035 --> 00:41:49,217 -Football...[stern voice] Okay. -[Mitchell] Oh, okay. 932 00:41:49,317 --> 00:41:51,339 You tease. 933 00:41:51,439 --> 00:41:53,842 He's teasin' me. Yeah, teasin' me. 934 00:41:55,924 --> 00:41:57,826 Oh, she is spirited. 935 00:41:57,926 --> 00:41:58,947 [awkward laughter, murmuring] 936 00:41:59,047 --> 00:42:01,250 [guest] You're a lucky man. 937 00:42:02,371 --> 00:42:04,994 [whispers] Where's my little bag from the pharmacy? 938 00:42:05,094 --> 00:42:07,937 Tula put it under the bar. 939 00:42:08,658 --> 00:42:10,940 -You're my favorite. -Oh, thank you, ma'am. 940 00:42:25,235 --> 00:42:27,237 Ooh. 941 00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:42,834 Thank you, Dr. Feldman. 942 00:42:42,934 --> 00:42:44,196 [lawyer 1] To John Mitchell 943 00:42:44,296 --> 00:42:46,598 on the occasion of his retirement from politics. 944 00:42:46,698 --> 00:42:48,240 [lawyer 2] Jesus, could you imagine being married 945 00:42:48,340 --> 00:42:50,122 -to that woman? -No. 946 00:42:50,222 --> 00:42:52,324 Fuckin' mop soaked in alcohol, that one. 947 00:42:52,424 --> 00:42:54,887 What an embarrassment for the poor guy. 948 00:42:54,987 --> 00:42:57,290 I heard he begged to stay on the campaign. 949 00:42:57,390 --> 00:43:00,373 Phil told me Nixon's already blaming him for Watergate. 950 00:43:00,473 --> 00:43:02,335 [lawyer 2] Nobody gives a shit about Watergate. 951 00:43:02,435 --> 00:43:03,857 [lawyer 1] Not yet, but when the lights come on, 952 00:43:03,957 --> 00:43:05,739 Mitchell will be the one holding the bag--trust me. 953 00:43:05,839 --> 00:43:07,741 [lawyer 2] Probably be happy to go to prison 954 00:43:07,841 --> 00:43:09,182 to get away from Martha. 955 00:43:09,282 --> 00:43:11,304 [both laughing] 956 00:43:11,404 --> 00:43:13,387 [voices echoing] 957 00:43:13,487 --> 00:43:16,049 [muffled sounds] 958 00:43:21,255 --> 00:43:24,619 [heavy breathing] 959 00:43:36,471 --> 00:43:39,234 [whimpers] 960 00:43:51,968 --> 00:43:54,350 [distant chatter] 961 00:43:54,450 --> 00:43:58,114 [Nixon] And tonight, I will not ask you 962 00:43:58,214 --> 00:44:01,238 to join our new majority 963 00:44:01,338 --> 00:44:04,441 because of what we have done in the past. 964 00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:06,763 I ask your support of the principles 965 00:44:06,863 --> 00:44:10,207 I believe should determine America's future. 966 00:44:10,307 --> 00:44:11,929 The choice... 967 00:44:12,029 --> 00:44:14,812 the choice in this election 968 00:44:14,912 --> 00:44:19,097 is not between radical change and no change. 969 00:44:19,197 --> 00:44:21,779 The choice in this election 970 00:44:21,879 --> 00:44:25,904 is between change that works and change that won't work. 971 00:44:26,004 --> 00:44:29,087 [cheers and applause] 972 00:44:42,942 --> 00:44:45,805 [somber music plays] 973 00:44:45,905 --> 00:44:47,807 ♪ ♪ 974 00:44:47,907 --> 00:44:52,092 I begin with an article of faith. 975 00:44:52,192 --> 00:44:55,175 It has become fashionable in recent years 976 00:44:55,275 --> 00:44:57,217 to point out what is wrong 977 00:44:57,317 --> 00:44:59,660 with what is called the American system. 978 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,944 [edgy music plays] 979 00:45:04,044 --> 00:45:05,466 [Mark] You're never gonna believe this shit. 980 00:45:05,566 --> 00:45:07,388 [reporter] This better be good, Mark. 981 00:45:07,488 --> 00:45:10,752 You're gonna wanna hear all of this, 982 00:45:10,852 --> 00:45:13,214 and you're gonna wanna put it in your little paper. 983 00:45:17,338 --> 00:45:19,241 [Magallanes] Can you believe this shit? 984 00:45:19,341 --> 00:45:21,743 It's all gonna come back on her. 985 00:45:22,864 --> 00:45:24,206 Who? 986 00:45:24,306 --> 00:45:27,609 On Judy. She's exposed. 987 00:45:27,709 --> 00:45:29,652 She's not exposed. What do you mean, she's exposed? 988 00:45:29,752 --> 00:45:31,373 [Magallanes] She's in the paper. 989 00:45:31,473 --> 00:45:34,617 It's not like they're gonna assassinate a bookkeeper. 990 00:45:34,717 --> 00:45:38,101 Okay, well, that's not the point is it? 991 00:45:38,201 --> 00:45:40,743 We gave her our word, Angelo. 992 00:45:40,843 --> 00:45:42,065 If people can't count on us, 993 00:45:42,165 --> 00:45:43,266 who are they supposed to count on? 994 00:45:43,366 --> 00:45:45,268 Would you calm down, please? 995 00:45:45,368 --> 00:45:47,370 Relax. We're gonna be fine. 996 00:45:49,613 --> 00:45:51,515 Look... 997 00:45:51,615 --> 00:45:54,598 the arc of the moral universe is long... 998 00:45:54,698 --> 00:45:56,921 but it bends towards the good guys. 999 00:45:57,021 --> 00:45:59,023 I promise. 1000 00:46:21,166 --> 00:46:24,170 [Marty moans] 1001 00:46:51,439 --> 00:46:53,441 Sorry. 1002 00:46:54,762 --> 00:46:56,764 You want some cake? 1003 00:46:59,807 --> 00:47:01,810 No, thanks. 1004 00:47:03,491 --> 00:47:06,274 Maybe you could take some to those reporters out there. 1005 00:47:06,374 --> 00:47:08,577 They're probably hungry. 1006 00:47:17,867 --> 00:47:19,448 Good morning, gentlemen. 1007 00:47:19,548 --> 00:47:23,252 Before I read your provisional sentencing statement, 1008 00:47:23,352 --> 00:47:26,155 is there anything any of the defendants would like to say? 1009 00:47:28,278 --> 00:47:30,280 No, Your Honor. 1010 00:47:31,641 --> 00:47:33,724 Very well, then. 1011 00:47:35,646 --> 00:47:37,548 The crimes you stand convicted of here today 1012 00:47:37,648 --> 00:47:39,790 are relatively minor in relief. 1013 00:47:39,890 --> 00:47:43,794 A simple break-in. A harmless bugging. 1014 00:47:43,894 --> 00:47:45,236 No physical damage. 1015 00:47:45,336 --> 00:47:47,879 But make no mistake-- there was damage. 1016 00:47:47,979 --> 00:47:51,803 You could say nobody got hurt, 1017 00:47:51,903 --> 00:47:55,066 but the nation itself was wounded. 1018 00:47:56,107 --> 00:47:59,731 Because it's not the criminal act that matters here today. 1019 00:47:59,831 --> 00:48:03,175 It's the rot it reveals underneath. 1020 00:48:03,275 --> 00:48:05,938 Now, 100 times 1021 00:48:06,038 --> 00:48:08,621 on the cheeks to bring the life back. 1022 00:48:08,721 --> 00:48:10,303 -Count for me. -[Sirica] Something is 1023 00:48:10,403 --> 00:48:12,185 irreparably altered when good men lie 1024 00:48:12,285 --> 00:48:13,266 to protect the powerful. 1025 00:48:13,366 --> 00:48:15,308 See the life coming? 1026 00:48:15,408 --> 00:48:16,789 [Sirica] Because every lie we allow 1027 00:48:16,889 --> 00:48:19,312 erodes our sense of the truth. 1028 00:48:19,412 --> 00:48:20,834 How do I do it? 1029 00:48:20,934 --> 00:48:22,876 [Sirica] Until we become not just liars 1030 00:48:22,976 --> 00:48:26,360 but we become the lie itself. 1031 00:48:26,460 --> 00:48:28,802 Gentlemen, I'm no fool. 1032 00:48:28,902 --> 00:48:31,525 I know this didn't start with you. 1033 00:48:31,625 --> 00:48:34,368 but in the absence of concrete evidence, 1034 00:48:34,468 --> 00:48:37,892 I'm afraid it will most likely end here. 1035 00:48:37,992 --> 00:48:40,415 I sentence you to the maximum penalty 1036 00:48:40,515 --> 00:48:42,657 allowable under federal law-- 30 years in prison. 1037 00:48:42,757 --> 00:48:44,659 -[court murmuring] -We'll reconvene 1038 00:48:44,759 --> 00:48:46,381 in two months' time to formalize sentencing. 1039 00:48:46,481 --> 00:48:48,483 [taps gavel] 1040 00:48:49,044 --> 00:48:50,185 [bailiff] All rise. 1041 00:48:50,285 --> 00:48:53,148 [dramatic music plays] 1042 00:48:53,248 --> 00:48:56,512 ♪ ♪ 1043 00:48:56,612 --> 00:48:57,953 Y'all gonna just stand around, 1044 00:48:58,053 --> 00:48:59,715 or you wanna ask me some questions? 1045 00:48:59,815 --> 00:49:01,557 -[reporters clamoring] -Is the president planning 1046 00:49:01,657 --> 00:49:03,439 on making your husband a scapegoat? 1047 00:49:03,539 --> 00:49:06,683 My husband has done everything to protect Mr. President, 1048 00:49:06,783 --> 00:49:08,284 among many others, I might add, 1049 00:49:08,384 --> 00:49:09,245 and they have all let him down. 1050 00:49:09,345 --> 00:49:10,807 Attagirl, Martha. 1051 00:49:10,907 --> 00:49:13,009 Mr. Mitchell has become the fall guy. 1052 00:49:13,109 --> 00:49:13,950 [reporter] Should the Nixon administration 1053 00:49:14,030 --> 00:49:15,612 be afraid of you, Mrs. Mitchell? 1054 00:49:15,712 --> 00:49:16,633 Well, I think you know the answer to that, 1055 00:49:16,713 --> 00:49:18,095 Claire Crawford. 1056 00:49:18,195 --> 00:49:20,898 [laughs] You know, I used to hate that woman, 1057 00:49:20,998 --> 00:49:23,300 but she is starting to grow on me. 1058 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,562 -[chuckles] -[doorbell rings] 1059 00:49:38,656 --> 00:49:40,038 It's a Cuisinart. 1060 00:49:40,138 --> 00:49:42,180 It's a food processor. It-- 1061 00:49:43,942 --> 00:49:45,644 It's supposed to be the best at-at-at... 1062 00:49:45,744 --> 00:49:47,746 processing foods. 1063 00:49:49,108 --> 00:49:51,971 ["Les Fleur" playing] 1064 00:49:52,071 --> 00:49:54,954 ♪ ♪ 1065 00:49:59,879 --> 00:50:02,222 "For slicing, blending, 1066 00:50:02,322 --> 00:50:05,625 "chopping, shredding, grinding, mincing, 1067 00:50:05,725 --> 00:50:07,547 grating, mixing"-- What-- 1068 00:50:07,647 --> 00:50:09,589 This thing is great! 1069 00:50:09,689 --> 00:50:13,193 [Riperton] ♪ Will a lady Pin me in her hair ♪ 1070 00:50:13,293 --> 00:50:15,316 "Your hands will thank you." 1071 00:50:15,416 --> 00:50:17,798 [Riperton] ♪ Will a child Find me by a stream ♪ 1072 00:50:17,898 --> 00:50:19,760 Well, at least somebody will. 1073 00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:21,402 [Riperton] ♪ In the sunny shower ♪ 1074 00:50:21,502 --> 00:50:26,287 ♪ Kiss my petals And weave me through a dream ♪ 1075 00:50:26,387 --> 00:50:27,929 Mr. Mitchell and I first came to Washington 1076 00:50:28,029 --> 00:50:29,531 to help this country. 1077 00:50:29,631 --> 00:50:31,893 I'm a doer--I don't just sit around and do nothin'. 1078 00:50:31,993 --> 00:50:35,016 And if you don't do your own talking for yourself, 1079 00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:37,179 someone is gonna do it for ya in this town, 1080 00:50:37,279 --> 00:50:38,700 isn't that right? 1081 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,983 [reporters clamoring] 1082 00:50:41,083 --> 00:50:42,865 Now, if y'all excuse me, 1083 00:50:42,965 --> 00:50:44,587 I'm gonna go have breakfast with my family. 1084 00:50:44,687 --> 00:50:45,908 And there's a little birthday cake upstairs. 1085 00:50:46,008 --> 00:50:47,390 I'll send it down for you folks. 1086 00:50:47,490 --> 00:50:49,031 -Don't worry, I didn't make it. -Mrs. Mitchell, 1087 00:50:49,131 --> 00:50:50,793 just one more question. 1088 00:50:50,893 --> 00:50:53,776 ♪ ♪ 1089 00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:07,531 [singers] ♪ Ring all the bells, Sing and tell the people ♪ 1090 00:51:07,631 --> 00:51:11,055 ♪ Everywhere that the flower Has come ♪ 1091 00:51:11,155 --> 00:51:13,938 ♪ Light up the sky with your Prayers of gladness ♪ 1092 00:51:14,038 --> 00:51:17,462 ♪ And rejoice For the darkness is gone ♪ 1093 00:51:17,562 --> 00:51:20,305 ♪ Throw off your fears, Let your hearts beat freely ♪ 1094 00:51:20,405 --> 00:51:23,548 ♪ At the sign That a new time is born ♪ 1095 00:51:23,648 --> 00:51:26,531 ♪ ♪ 1096 00:51:37,343 --> 00:51:40,486 ♪ May mosaydee kaylie Iowya roses ♪ 1097 00:51:40,586 --> 00:51:43,249 ♪ May mosaydee kaylie Iowya roses ♪ 1098 00:51:43,349 --> 00:51:45,331 ♪ Say money Na na no oh na ♪ 1099 00:51:45,431 --> 00:51:47,414 ♪ Na na ♪ 1100 00:51:47,514 --> 00:51:49,496 ♪ Mmm mm-mm ♪ 1101 00:51:49,596 --> 00:51:52,499 ♪ Lookin' for vayda tay breeze ♪ 1102 00:51:52,599 --> 00:51:56,063 ♪ Lookin' for vayda tay breeze ♪ 1103 00:51:56,163 --> 00:51:59,907 ♪ May mosaydee kaylie Iowya roses ♪ 1104 00:52:00,007 --> 00:52:02,389 ♪ Mmm mm-mm ♪ 1105 00:52:02,489 --> 00:52:06,514 ♪ For all of these simple Things and much more ♪ 1106 00:52:06,614 --> 00:52:08,796 ♪ A flower was born ♪ 1107 00:52:08,896 --> 00:52:10,878 ♪ It blooms to spread Love and joy ♪ 1108 00:52:10,978 --> 00:52:14,522 ♪ Faith and hope To people forlorn ♪ 1109 00:52:14,622 --> 00:52:17,325 ♪ Inside every man ♪ 1110 00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:21,370 ♪ Lives the seed of a flower ♪ 1111 00:52:21,470 --> 00:52:24,173 ♪ If he looks within ♪ 1112 00:52:24,273 --> 00:52:27,176 ♪ He finds beauty and power ♪ 1113 00:52:27,276 --> 00:52:30,159 ♪ ♪ 1114 00:52:33,162 --> 00:52:36,746 ♪ Oh ♪ 1115 00:52:36,846 --> 00:52:39,589 ♪ Ohhhhh ♪ 1116 00:52:39,689 --> 00:52:42,432 ♪ Na na na na Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1117 00:52:42,532 --> 00:52:45,635 ♪ Na na na, na-na-na Na-na-na ♪ 1118 00:52:45,735 --> 00:52:48,639 ♪ Na na na Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1119 00:52:48,739 --> 00:52:52,002 ♪ Na na na, na-na-na Na-na-na ♪ 1120 00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:54,965 ♪ Na na na Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1121 00:52:55,065 --> 00:52:58,169 ♪ Na na na, na-na-na, Na-na-na ♪ 1122 00:52:58,269 --> 00:53:01,252 ♪ Na na na Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1123 00:53:01,352 --> 00:53:04,536 ♪ Na na na, na-na-na, Na-na-na ♪ 1124 00:53:04,636 --> 00:53:07,659 ♪ Na na na Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1125 00:53:07,759 --> 00:53:10,422 ♪ Na na na, na-na-na, Na-na-na ♪ 1126 00:53:10,522 --> 00:53:13,825 [cheers and applause] 1127 00:53:13,925 --> 00:53:16,588 [crowd] Four more years! Four more years! 1128 00:53:16,688 --> 00:53:19,712 Four more years! Four more years! 1129 00:53:19,812 --> 00:53:22,855 [cheers and applause] 75027

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