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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,078 --> 00:00:09,484 -Previously on Astrid and Lilly Save the World. 2 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:10,606 -I love us. 3 00:00:10,631 --> 00:00:11,895 I love us too, Lil. 4 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:14,085 -You're a monster - Check out a mirror. 5 00:00:14,110 --> 00:00:16,490 - Oh, shit, I'm gonna die 6 00:00:16,515 --> 00:00:17,868 at the hands of a hottie with a body. 7 00:00:17,893 --> 00:00:19,434 -I'm Brutus. Long story short... 8 00:00:19,459 --> 00:00:21,321 a portal to another dimensin was opened. 9 00:00:21,346 --> 00:00:23,097 Sort of "end of the world" type situation. 10 00:00:24,284 --> 00:00:26,135 -It makes sense. It's furniture lady. 11 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,374 -Oh, my God! 12 00:00:27,399 --> 00:00:28,870 -Who have you been taking orders from anyway? 13 00:00:28,872 --> 00:00:30,139 Brutus? 14 00:00:30,205 --> 00:00:31,351 I know you're up to somethin. 15 00:00:31,376 --> 00:00:32,883 I just don't know what it s yet but I think 16 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:35,243 it has something to do wih the solar system. 17 00:00:35,311 --> 00:00:36,644 -Two down, eight to go. 18 00:00:49,593 --> 00:00:52,460 -Oh, I officially hate everything I own. 19 00:00:52,528 --> 00:00:54,096 -Come on, we're gonna be late. 20 00:00:59,535 --> 00:01:01,336 Okay, you look fine. 21 00:01:01,404 --> 00:01:03,271 Who are you trying to impress, anyway? 22 00:01:03,273 --> 00:01:04,672 -Oh, nothing, no one! 23 00:01:04,740 --> 00:01:06,107 Uh, why would you even say that? 24 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:07,610 Let's just go. 25 00:01:10,913 --> 00:01:12,614 - Hooah 26 00:01:12,616 --> 00:01:14,316 How did you get in here? 27 00:01:14,383 --> 00:01:15,618 -What the hell, Brutus?! 28 00:01:17,353 --> 00:01:19,421 -That was a test. 29 00:01:19,423 --> 00:01:20,555 And you failed. 30 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:23,626 You have to learn how to conquer your fears. 31 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:25,460 Eight monsters between the both of you 32 00:01:25,528 --> 00:01:27,295 and the closing of the portal? 33 00:01:27,363 --> 00:01:29,231 You have to always be ready. 34 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:30,498 Good news is 35 00:01:30,566 --> 00:01:32,701 the rest of your powers should be kicking in soon. 36 00:01:32,768 --> 00:01:35,437 - Wait, the rest of them? - Yeah. 37 00:01:35,439 --> 00:01:37,373 -Ohh! Do we get to be, like, invisible? 38 00:01:37,439 --> 00:01:38,617 I've always wanted to be able to fly. 39 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:41,443 -I just want the vinegar vomit smell to stop. 40 00:01:42,411 --> 00:01:44,913 -Yeah, no, that's still gonna be there. 41 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:47,482 But your hearing and your sight 42 00:01:47,484 --> 00:01:48,851 should be increasing. 43 00:01:49,518 --> 00:01:51,319 -I guess that's cool. 44 00:01:51,854 --> 00:01:54,923 Oh, the better to spy on Sparrow. 45 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:56,524 - Oh, and your leg? 46 00:01:56,526 --> 00:01:59,528 It is gradually gonna get stronger, so... 47 00:01:59,595 --> 00:02:01,196 -Wait... 48 00:02:01,263 --> 00:02:02,564 just the one leg? 49 00:02:03,934 --> 00:02:05,800 Wow. Awesome. 50 00:02:05,868 --> 00:02:07,869 -Just be careful, you know, with your powers. 51 00:02:07,937 --> 00:02:09,848 They're really unpredictable. They are tied to the portal, 52 00:02:09,872 --> 00:02:12,306 which is a literal rip in time and space, 53 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:14,542 so, you know, not the most... 54 00:02:14,610 --> 00:02:16,344 stable. 55 00:02:16,746 --> 00:02:18,613 Hm. 56 00:02:18,681 --> 00:02:20,682 -Uh, hey, this is private! 57 00:02:20,684 --> 00:02:22,750 -Oh, I'm-I'm cool. I'm cool. 58 00:02:22,818 --> 00:02:24,552 I love, uh... Tay-Tay 59 00:02:24,620 --> 00:02:25,920 and, uh... 60 00:02:26,822 --> 00:02:28,524 Penises. 61 00:02:29,392 --> 00:02:31,160 Oh! And what's this? 62 00:02:31,227 --> 00:02:33,494 "Prove to jerks at school..." 63 00:02:33,562 --> 00:02:34,963 Who are these jerks at school? 64 00:02:34,965 --> 00:02:36,998 Of course you can get a boyfriend. 65 00:02:37,566 --> 00:02:38,833 Hey! 66 00:02:40,570 --> 00:02:42,270 Hey, that's... that's me! 67 00:02:42,338 --> 00:02:44,606 -All right! Time to go. 68 00:02:44,673 --> 00:02:46,241 It's time to go! 69 00:02:47,309 --> 00:02:48,843 -Uh, Brutus almost saw... 70 00:02:48,845 --> 00:02:50,379 everything. 71 00:02:54,483 --> 00:02:55,917 -God damn it, Brutus! 72 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:57,719 -Conquer your fear. 73 00:02:57,787 --> 00:02:59,722 Always be ready. 74 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:01,389 -Ohh... 75 00:03:01,457 --> 00:03:02,991 I wanted to drink this. 76 00:03:06,396 --> 00:03:07,662 - Is it just me, 77 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:11,332 or does the whole Brutus training feel super random? 78 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,967 I mean, I know he's supposed to be the expert, 79 00:03:12,969 --> 00:03:14,602 but the whole thing is kinda... 80 00:03:14,670 --> 00:03:16,037 -Kinda suss? Yeah. 81 00:03:20,443 --> 00:03:21,809 -And now we're late. 82 00:03:22,546 --> 00:03:24,612 -Brutus didn't mention any new monsters. 83 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:26,248 Maybe we get the day off? 84 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:30,084 -Oh, my God! Brutus, give it a rest! 85 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:31,754 Oh, God, oh God. 86 00:03:39,895 --> 00:03:41,463 -What the hell was that? 87 00:03:46,535 --> 00:03:47,569 Oh, my God! 88 00:03:53,776 --> 00:03:56,010 -First, I find a gray hair this morning 89 00:03:56,078 --> 00:03:57,312 and now Jonas is a no-show. 90 00:03:57,379 --> 00:03:58,646 My birthday week is ruined. 91 00:03:58,714 --> 00:04:01,583 - Maybe he's just lat? - I had a whole plan! 92 00:04:01,585 --> 00:04:03,518 Bottomless margs at Maria's Cantina 93 00:04:03,586 --> 00:04:05,720 and then I was finally gonna close that hottie. 94 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:07,455 -Boo. 95 00:04:07,457 --> 00:04:10,292 -What if he saw the gray hair and now he's avoiding me? 96 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,461 -Oh, my God, are you kiddin? You look amazing. 97 00:04:12,528 --> 00:04:14,595 -Well, of course you think I look amazing; 98 00:04:14,663 --> 00:04:16,164 you're so much older than me. 99 00:04:16,166 --> 00:04:19,001 -If you still wanna get marg, I'm free tonight. 100 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:23,005 -I know what will make me feel better. 101 00:04:25,941 --> 00:04:28,010 Today we're playing dodgeball! 102 00:04:28,610 --> 00:04:30,078 -Oh, dodgeball. 103 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:32,314 Classic. The bruises are temporary 104 00:04:32,382 --> 00:04:35,484 but the emotional scars last a lifetime. 105 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:38,519 Hey, what's wrong? 106 00:04:38,888 --> 00:04:41,489 -I can't. I can't. 107 00:04:41,491 --> 00:04:43,058 -Where do you think you're going? 108 00:04:43,859 --> 00:04:45,693 -Nurse's office. 109 00:04:45,761 --> 00:04:47,429 I have flu... 110 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:48,963 cramps. 111 00:04:48,965 --> 00:04:50,231 -Nice try. 112 00:04:50,299 --> 00:04:52,401 There is no such thing as flu cramps. 113 00:04:52,467 --> 00:04:53,768 You - over there. 114 00:04:53,770 --> 00:04:54,903 -Okay, let's go. 115 00:04:54,970 --> 00:04:56,671 -Ah, ah, ah, na! You. 116 00:04:57,373 --> 00:04:58,740 Over there. 117 00:05:00,642 --> 00:05:02,110 You - there. You - there. 118 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,911 You - there. 119 00:05:03,979 --> 00:05:05,380 No, you there. 120 00:05:06,982 --> 00:05:08,517 Ready or not... 121 00:05:08,584 --> 00:05:10,084 here we go! 122 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:12,554 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 123 00:05:18,461 --> 00:05:19,894 -Oh, ow. 124 00:05:20,996 --> 00:05:22,498 -Ooh. 125 00:05:22,932 --> 00:05:24,533 -Ow, stop. 126 00:05:25,701 --> 00:05:26,869 -Astrid! 127 00:05:28,671 --> 00:05:30,105 -Ow! 128 00:05:30,172 --> 00:05:31,539 -Hey! Hey! Hey! 129 00:05:31,607 --> 00:05:33,908 They can't keep hitting her after she's out! 130 00:05:33,910 --> 00:05:35,810 -Dodgeball is survival of the fittest. 131 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:37,245 She should try being fitter. 132 00:05:37,312 --> 00:05:39,180 -Or a smaller target. 133 00:05:40,149 --> 00:05:41,682 -Oh, my God. 134 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:43,184 Ow. 135 00:05:43,986 --> 00:05:45,487 -Ooh! 136 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,155 -Hey, are you okay? 137 00:05:47,157 --> 00:05:48,890 Like, what happened back there? 138 00:05:48,892 --> 00:05:50,392 -Dodgeball PTSD. 139 00:05:51,827 --> 00:05:53,428 Second grade, 140 00:05:53,430 --> 00:05:55,163 Ben Blake hit me in the face. 141 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,031 I got this, like, huge nosebleed. 142 00:05:59,702 --> 00:06:01,036 -Then I peed my pants. 143 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:03,105 -Ahhhh! Big yikes. 144 00:06:04,706 --> 00:06:07,109 -Every time I see that red ball 145 00:06:07,176 --> 00:06:09,644 it's like I'm seven years old again. 146 00:06:10,112 --> 00:06:12,047 Express train to meltdown city. 147 00:06:16,853 --> 00:06:18,552 What is it? 148 00:06:18,621 --> 00:06:20,922 -I think maybe my super hearing kicked in? 149 00:06:21,524 --> 00:06:24,727 If you jump out at us again, I will murder you. 150 00:06:29,865 --> 00:06:31,934 -You weren't here the whole time, right? 151 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,534 -What? No, ew! 152 00:06:33,536 --> 00:06:35,137 No, I'm not some sort of creeper. 153 00:06:36,071 --> 00:06:37,972 Anyway, we have to talk. 154 00:06:39,008 --> 00:06:41,209 Another monster's come through the portal. 155 00:06:41,211 --> 00:06:42,677 -Hm. We figured. 156 00:06:42,679 --> 00:06:44,646 Well, that giant snake tail and all. 157 00:06:44,713 --> 00:06:45,713 -Oh, yeah. 158 00:06:45,748 --> 00:06:47,549 But it's so much more than just a giant sn... 159 00:06:48,917 --> 00:06:49,851 -Good morning, 160 00:06:49,918 --> 00:06:51,586 Ferrets! 161 00:06:51,653 --> 00:06:53,154 Pep rally at lunch! 162 00:06:53,222 --> 00:06:54,957 Yeah, ah, ah! 163 00:06:56,591 --> 00:06:57,960 Go, Ferrets! 164 00:06:58,026 --> 00:06:59,695 -Did Brutus just bail? 165 00:06:59,761 --> 00:07:01,496 What the hell! 166 00:07:01,563 --> 00:07:03,498 - What did he say? 167 00:07:03,565 --> 00:07:05,700 -He said it was more than just a snake, 168 00:07:05,768 --> 00:07:06,768 like... 169 00:07:06,835 --> 00:07:08,637 Well, that's helpful! 170 00:07:09,506 --> 00:07:10,972 -Ahh... 171 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,642 You're okay. It's going to be fine. 172 00:07:23,118 --> 00:07:24,785 -Almost there. 173 00:07:28,190 --> 00:07:29,458 -Hey, Christine. 174 00:07:29,525 --> 00:07:31,392 -He has blessed us 175 00:07:31,460 --> 00:07:33,060 with a beautiful day, hasn't he? 176 00:07:33,128 --> 00:07:35,663 - Hm. - So, little favour: 177 00:07:36,064 --> 00:07:38,667 I see you're scheduled for the rec room tonight, again, 178 00:07:38,734 --> 00:07:39,901 but I was wondering, 179 00:07:39,903 --> 00:07:42,671 since I'm in charge of the building for Habitat... 180 00:07:42,738 --> 00:07:44,939 -Oh! Bless your heart. 181 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:46,807 I-I would love to! 182 00:07:47,210 --> 00:07:50,878 But, unfortunately, I do have that room booked, 183 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,214 again. 184 00:07:52,881 --> 00:07:54,583 All month, actually. 185 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,552 -If you're at peace with putting your needs 186 00:07:57,619 --> 00:07:59,620 above those of the dispossessed, 187 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,289 I'm sure you're right. 188 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,090 -I'm always right, Tom. 189 00:08:03,158 --> 00:08:04,535 -If that's the path you're comfortable with, 190 00:08:04,559 --> 00:08:06,828 - Because that's absolutely... - Oh, oh, no! Uh-oh. 191 00:08:06,830 --> 00:08:08,230 What's happening? 192 00:08:12,702 --> 00:08:14,169 -Talk later, then! 193 00:08:18,774 --> 00:08:21,042 -Hm, I see you're digging my new decor! 194 00:08:27,583 --> 00:08:30,384 -So, before we talk about monster stuff, 195 00:08:30,386 --> 00:08:32,054 we kind of... 196 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,789 -What's your deal? 197 00:08:34,624 --> 00:08:35,990 -My deal? 198 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:38,059 -Yeah. We have questions. 199 00:08:38,127 --> 00:08:40,262 -Uh, we just wanted to know 200 00:08:40,996 --> 00:08:42,731 where you're from, 201 00:08:42,798 --> 00:08:44,633 why you know all this stuff, 202 00:08:44,699 --> 00:08:45,800 why you're helping us. 203 00:08:45,868 --> 00:08:48,069 -Whether you're telling us the truth. 204 00:08:50,339 --> 00:08:51,807 -Where is this coming from? 205 00:08:52,808 --> 00:08:53,874 -Well... 206 00:08:53,942 --> 00:08:57,145 Before we killed Razor, she kinda said some stuff. 207 00:08:57,212 --> 00:08:58,879 -You listened to Razor? 208 00:08:58,947 --> 00:09:01,016 -Well, she might've been a murderous hellbeast 209 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:03,084 with a hankering for teen boy meat, 210 00:09:03,086 --> 00:09:04,418 but she had a point: 211 00:09:04,486 --> 00:09:06,287 we don't know anything about you. 212 00:09:06,355 --> 00:09:08,089 -Okay, guys, guys... 213 00:09:08,157 --> 00:09:09,601 there's a monster out there that could be killing someone 214 00:09:09,625 --> 00:09:11,359 as we speak. 215 00:09:11,361 --> 00:09:13,161 But, sure, we could spend the whole night 216 00:09:13,228 --> 00:09:15,263 talking about me. That's fine by me. 217 00:09:16,766 --> 00:09:18,233 -You're right. 218 00:09:19,368 --> 00:09:20,969 -Astrid? 219 00:09:22,871 --> 00:09:24,038 -Fine. 220 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:25,707 -Hm. 221 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,508 The creature is called a Timoring. 222 00:09:27,976 --> 00:09:30,044 It's a shapeshifter that manifests 223 00:09:30,046 --> 00:09:32,180 as someone's worst fear, and kills them with it, 224 00:09:32,247 --> 00:09:34,982 before moving onto its next victim. 225 00:09:35,050 --> 00:09:36,618 -That sounds terrible. 226 00:09:36,686 --> 00:09:38,452 -Mm-hm -How do we kill it? 227 00:09:38,454 --> 00:09:40,321 -Um, not ideal. 228 00:09:40,323 --> 00:09:41,523 The Timoring is... 229 00:09:42,391 --> 00:09:43,991 only vulnerable 230 00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:45,860 when confronted with its own 231 00:09:45,928 --> 00:09:47,061 worst fear. 232 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:48,196 Otherwise, it's... 233 00:09:48,198 --> 00:09:50,064 pretty much unkillable. 234 00:09:50,066 --> 00:09:51,866 -And that fear would be what? 235 00:09:51,934 --> 00:09:53,068 -Huh? 236 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:54,836 Um, i-i-it's not 237 00:09:55,070 --> 00:09:57,004 specified, unfortunately. 238 00:09:57,806 --> 00:10:00,608 But that's when your detective know-how comes in. 239 00:10:00,675 --> 00:10:01,943 I have every confidence. 240 00:10:01,945 --> 00:10:03,411 -That makes one of us. 241 00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:04,678 -And when the Tim's done and dusted, 242 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:07,215 all you need to do is get its amygdala for the orb. 243 00:10:07,282 --> 00:10:09,817 - Ew. - All right, come on. 244 00:10:09,819 --> 00:10:11,419 Happy hunting! 245 00:10:13,088 --> 00:10:14,822 - Okay, it's not here! 246 00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:15,823 -Do you want to go for another lap? 247 00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:17,893 -Well, we've been at this for hours. 248 00:10:17,959 --> 00:10:20,028 If I don't get home soon, my mom's gonna freak. 249 00:10:20,095 --> 00:10:21,096 -Okay, let's call it. 250 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:23,431 We can regroup, start again tomorrow. 251 00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:25,032 -Thank you. 252 00:10:30,972 --> 00:10:32,373 -Okay, okay, okay. 253 00:10:32,441 --> 00:10:33,875 Sh, sh, sh. 254 00:10:46,889 --> 00:10:48,322 Oh, my God. 255 00:10:48,324 --> 00:10:49,891 - Oh, Jesus. - Yeah, okay. 256 00:10:50,959 --> 00:10:52,426 -Come on. 257 00:10:52,494 --> 00:10:54,061 -Sh, sh, sh, sh. 258 00:10:54,129 --> 00:10:55,697 -Oh, my God. 259 00:10:58,066 --> 00:10:59,734 Okay. 260 00:10:59,801 --> 00:11:01,469 Oh... Oh, my God. 261 00:11:01,471 --> 00:11:03,037 -It's that substitute teacher! 262 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,874 -Oh, my God. We're too late! 263 00:11:06,341 --> 00:11:07,876 -Is that a snake fang? 264 00:11:20,021 --> 00:11:21,423 -No. 265 00:11:24,159 --> 00:11:25,560 You are hot. 266 00:11:26,094 --> 00:11:27,495 You are sexy and just... 267 00:11:27,963 --> 00:11:29,197 Mm! You are so hot. 268 00:11:30,165 --> 00:11:31,899 Be hot. You're hot. 269 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,567 You're hot. You're just... 270 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,839 Hot. 271 00:11:43,845 --> 00:11:44,979 -Up late? 272 00:11:45,046 --> 00:11:47,248 You know those all-night Xena binges 273 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,517 are bad for your sleep. 274 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,051 -Oh, it wasn't Xena's fault; 275 00:11:50,053 --> 00:11:52,386 it was my stupid subconscious. 276 00:11:52,454 --> 00:11:55,122 I was trapped in a stress-induced nightmare loop, 277 00:11:55,124 --> 00:11:56,234 playing dodgeball with a giant snake. 278 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:57,391 -Ugh. 279 00:11:57,459 --> 00:12:00,395 Yeah, I can't stop thinking about that poor substitute. 280 00:12:00,462 --> 00:12:02,296 - Ah! Ow! - Oh! 281 00:12:02,364 --> 00:12:03,130 -What's that for? 282 00:12:03,198 --> 00:12:05,500 -Oh, I don't know. I didn't mean to. 283 00:12:06,902 --> 00:12:08,837 - It's a monster! It's here! 284 00:12:08,903 --> 00:12:10,237 -Oh, shit... 285 00:12:10,239 --> 00:12:12,106 -Oh, I hope it's not some snake. 286 00:12:12,108 --> 00:12:13,440 -Oh, my God! 287 00:12:13,508 --> 00:12:15,009 -You're hot. 288 00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:17,411 You're sexy. 289 00:12:17,413 --> 00:12:18,679 Yeah. 290 00:12:21,082 --> 00:12:22,350 -It has to be close. 291 00:12:22,352 --> 00:12:24,218 -But how do we find it? 292 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:25,953 -You're hot. 293 00:12:25,955 --> 00:12:27,421 - Happy birthday 294 00:12:27,489 --> 00:12:29,290 - Yes, you are. - To... 295 00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:30,924 you... 296 00:12:34,496 --> 00:12:37,031 - That was easier than I thought! 297 00:12:37,098 --> 00:12:38,500 -Okay. 298 00:12:39,935 --> 00:12:41,402 -No... 299 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,837 - Come on! - No! 300 00:12:42,905 --> 00:12:44,372 -Make a wish! 301 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:47,575 Blow out your candles! 302 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,010 -No. 303 00:12:49,077 --> 00:12:51,212 -Goodbye, 20s... 304 00:12:52,014 --> 00:12:56,450 Hello, early menopause! 305 00:12:58,220 --> 00:12:59,987 -Hey, back off, creepshow! 306 00:12:59,989 --> 00:13:02,224 I have a super-leg of indeterminate strength, 307 00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:03,657 and I'm not afraid to use it! 308 00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:06,127 -You go, Lilly, with your bad self! 309 00:13:06,195 --> 00:13:08,229 - Very intimidating! - Yes. 310 00:13:08,231 --> 00:13:09,597 -Sorry... 311 00:13:09,599 --> 00:13:12,067 Didn't know anyone was in here. 312 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:14,602 I need to grease the hinges. 313 00:13:16,271 --> 00:13:18,472 I'll-I'll-I'll come back. 314 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,410 -Uh, ii-it's okay. 315 00:13:23,478 --> 00:13:25,346 The scary clown is gone. 316 00:13:26,214 --> 00:13:29,417 -What kind of sick freak would do something like that? 317 00:13:30,552 --> 00:13:32,921 Do people actually think I'm 30!? 318 00:13:32,987 --> 00:13:34,288 -Well, that took an unexpected turn. 319 00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:38,025 -I'm not going to be 30 for another two years! 320 00:13:38,027 --> 00:13:40,161 No, wait, no, wait: 321 00:13:40,163 --> 00:13:41,295 four years! 322 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,497 I'm only 26. 323 00:13:43,499 --> 00:13:44,832 -It's okay; I-I'd still card you. 324 00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:46,433 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 325 00:13:46,501 --> 00:13:48,502 You're very young, like a little ol' baby. 326 00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:49,803 -Yeah? 327 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:52,173 - Come on, we gotta go. - Yeah. 328 00:13:52,175 --> 00:13:53,974 -What the hell happened? 329 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,242 Did we scare it off somehow? 330 00:13:55,244 --> 00:13:57,111 -No idea! 331 00:13:57,178 --> 00:13:58,513 I wonder where he went? 332 00:14:01,783 --> 00:14:03,350 -Let's go. 333 00:14:05,321 --> 00:14:06,587 - This is Maggie 334 00:14:06,655 --> 00:14:08,322 from Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. 335 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,657 Here we go! 336 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,462 If I had thought 337 00:14:15,064 --> 00:14:16,464 that you would never, 338 00:14:17,466 --> 00:14:19,133 never, 339 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,402 never make love to me again... 340 00:14:23,204 --> 00:14:26,207 why, I would go downstairs to the kitchen, 341 00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:28,676 and I would pick out the-the longest 342 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,679 and the sharpest knife that I could find 343 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,347 and I would stick it straight into my heart! 344 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,683 - I swear I would! Boo! 345 00:14:35,685 --> 00:14:37,452 - Hello? 346 00:14:40,423 --> 00:14:42,023 Hello? 347 00:14:43,224 --> 00:14:44,392 Oh. 348 00:14:48,363 --> 00:14:50,065 Oh, Brick! 349 00:14:50,131 --> 00:14:52,666 How long does it have to go on for? 350 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:54,835 This punishment? 351 00:14:55,303 --> 00:14:58,105 Haven't I done time enough, 352 00:14:58,173 --> 00:15:00,774 haven't I served my term, 353 00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:02,309 can't I apply for... 354 00:15:02,377 --> 00:15:03,511 for a pardon? 355 00:15:03,578 --> 00:15:05,713 - Boo!! - Okay. Rude! 356 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,381 -You suck! 357 00:15:07,383 --> 00:15:08,749 Boo! 358 00:15:08,817 --> 00:15:10,051 -Excuse me? 359 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:13,154 -Yes, child! What'd you do? Break your leg? 360 00:15:13,221 --> 00:15:14,355 -Okay, seriously! 361 00:15:14,422 --> 00:15:16,123 -You-you, Valerie! 362 00:15:16,191 --> 00:15:17,659 You don't even deserve 363 00:15:17,726 --> 00:15:19,526 to be in a theater! 364 00:15:22,565 --> 00:15:24,598 -It has to be around here somewhere. 365 00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:26,300 We just saw it! 366 00:15:26,302 --> 00:15:27,634 -Aw, oh! My leg! 367 00:15:27,702 --> 00:15:29,170 -Oh, oh, my God. 368 00:15:29,237 --> 00:15:30,738 It's attacking... again! 369 00:15:32,741 --> 00:15:35,476 Help! Somebody help me! Somebody help m! 370 00:15:35,478 --> 00:15:37,110 -Okay, go, go, go! 371 00:15:37,179 --> 00:15:39,614 -I've never seen anything quite so wooden. 372 00:15:39,681 --> 00:15:41,382 -No, I don't even know you. 373 00:15:41,449 --> 00:15:43,184 -You should be banned! 374 00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:50,624 -Oh-ho-ho... 375 00:15:50,626 --> 00:15:52,259 -Wha-what happened? 376 00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,434 -I was... 377 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:03,237 I was practicing my monologue and then, all of a sudden, 378 00:16:03,304 --> 00:16:06,707 they were-they were throwing things at me and they... 379 00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:08,042 they said... 380 00:16:08,109 --> 00:16:10,577 they said I was a bad actor. 381 00:16:10,645 --> 00:16:12,413 -Well, where did they go? 382 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,747 -I don't know. I... 383 00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:16,317 They disappeared when I got into the cafeteria. 384 00:16:16,319 --> 00:16:17,452 I don't know... 385 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,220 -Disappeared again? 386 00:16:19,287 --> 00:16:20,722 Hella weird. 387 00:16:21,590 --> 00:16:23,224 Oh, my God. 388 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,099 -I don't get it. 389 00:16:31,165 --> 00:16:32,443 We saw it kill when it was a snake. 390 00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:35,736 But why did it stop with Michelle and Val? 391 00:16:36,005 --> 00:16:37,605 - There's a pattern here. 392 00:16:37,672 --> 00:16:39,207 I-I know there is. 393 00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:42,543 -How are my two favorite hunters this fine evening? 394 00:16:42,611 --> 00:16:44,611 -Oh, my God, you gotta stop doing that! 395 00:16:44,679 --> 00:16:45,679 -Oh, my God. 396 00:16:45,681 --> 00:16:48,549 -What, it's part of my very important training. 397 00:16:48,617 --> 00:16:50,484 You know that. I mean, don't you trust me? 398 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,286 -I mean, why should we? 399 00:16:52,288 --> 00:16:54,021 We don't know anything about you. 400 00:16:54,089 --> 00:16:55,889 - Wow. Okay. 401 00:16:55,957 --> 00:16:58,159 You guys are still hung up on this, huh? 402 00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:01,028 -I mean, you are a monster. 403 00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:02,831 -A-a nice monster. 404 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,098 But a monster, nonetheless. 405 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:08,569 Why are you so invested in helping us close the portal? 406 00:17:08,637 --> 00:17:09,870 -Fair enough. 407 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,110 I come from a long line of interdimensional 408 00:17:17,112 --> 00:17:18,779 monster-hunter mentors 409 00:17:18,781 --> 00:17:19,847 as part of an organization 410 00:17:19,849 --> 00:17:21,089 called The Portal Protectorate. 411 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,985 Agents are trained from hatchlings 412 00:17:25,053 --> 00:17:27,354 to monitor the borders between worlds, 413 00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:29,122 and to step in 414 00:17:29,124 --> 00:17:30,858 if there's a breach. 415 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,861 - Hm. - It's all very official. 416 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,461 Oh, we even have badges. 417 00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:39,800 Very trustworthy. 418 00:17:40,001 --> 00:17:42,070 -Oh! Cute photo. 419 00:17:42,137 --> 00:17:43,737 -Thanks. 420 00:17:44,873 --> 00:17:46,774 Hm. 421 00:17:48,077 --> 00:17:50,277 -Well, I get why a breach is bad for us, 422 00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:51,413 but... 423 00:17:51,479 --> 00:17:52,657 why does the protectorate thing 424 00:17:52,681 --> 00:17:55,749 care if a few humans get turned into monster kibble? 425 00:17:55,817 --> 00:17:57,318 -They don't. 426 00:17:57,385 --> 00:17:58,719 As such. They care about portals. 427 00:18:00,088 --> 00:18:02,289 Portals weaken the architecture of the universe. 428 00:18:03,024 --> 00:18:05,759 If left unchecked, if there's too many open at once, 429 00:18:05,827 --> 00:18:08,295 it could cause the whole cosmos to collapse 430 00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:09,597 resulting in 431 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,766 painful death and destruction, 432 00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:15,136 bodies flipping inside out; organs just popping... 433 00:18:15,204 --> 00:18:16,570 - Okay. 434 00:18:16,572 --> 00:18:19,841 -So, then, why did you bail on us at school today? 435 00:18:19,908 --> 00:18:21,275 -Because of the monster. 436 00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:23,144 -Hm? 437 00:18:23,212 --> 00:18:24,779 -The giant furry thing? 438 00:18:26,047 --> 00:18:27,414 -The ferret? 439 00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:28,849 -Yeah. 440 00:18:28,851 --> 00:18:30,718 -That's the school mascot. 441 00:18:32,253 --> 00:18:34,955 -Why would a school make a monster its mascot? 442 00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:37,024 Hm? 443 00:18:37,092 --> 00:18:39,393 And to expose children to that thing? 444 00:18:40,128 --> 00:18:43,196 I don't understand this dimension, like, at all. 445 00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:47,801 Anyway, I leave the Timoring in your very capable hands. 446 00:18:47,803 --> 00:18:48,936 You guys got this. 447 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,374 -Well, 448 00:18:53,441 --> 00:18:56,276 I guess we know what Brutus is afraid of. 449 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,078 Now we just need to figure out 450 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,847 what gives Tim the heebie-jeebies. 451 00:19:18,299 --> 00:19:20,901 - That was beautiful! 452 00:19:20,903 --> 00:19:22,436 I actually felt that one. 453 00:19:22,504 --> 00:19:23,638 Now, 454 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,207 let's go be youth warriors! 455 00:19:27,241 --> 00:19:29,010 Get those recruit numbers up! 456 00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:39,853 -Again? 457 00:19:39,855 --> 00:19:41,455 -Brutus? Annoying! 458 00:19:48,129 --> 00:19:49,997 -Hey, dorks. 459 00:19:49,999 --> 00:19:51,132 - Gosh, I am sorry 460 00:19:51,199 --> 00:19:53,301 to interrupt your little evening. 461 00:19:53,367 --> 00:19:55,869 We're gonna be out of your hair in a jiff. 462 00:19:55,937 --> 00:19:58,939 -I'm not going to force Astrid to go if she doesn't want to. 463 00:19:58,941 --> 00:20:01,141 -Oh, that's adorable, but, 464 00:20:01,209 --> 00:20:02,343 unfortunately, 465 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,879 I have a note from Astrid's mom 466 00:20:04,946 --> 00:20:07,148 granting me permission to take her. 467 00:20:09,318 --> 00:20:11,019 Helen just wants to make sure 468 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,286 that her daughter is on the right path. 469 00:20:13,288 --> 00:20:14,755 You know, 470 00:20:14,823 --> 00:20:16,223 balance out any... 471 00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,158 bad influences. 472 00:20:20,962 --> 00:20:22,863 - I'm almost impressed. 473 00:20:24,365 --> 00:20:27,268 You guys keep finding new depths of... 474 00:20:27,336 --> 00:20:28,903 loser. 475 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:31,004 -Oh, it's the Timoring. It found us! 476 00:20:32,173 --> 00:20:33,840 -Nope! Just terrible people 477 00:20:33,908 --> 00:20:35,976 entering our most sacredest space. 478 00:20:36,044 --> 00:20:37,778 -How can you be sure? 479 00:20:38,847 --> 00:20:40,314 -No monster reek. 480 00:20:40,316 --> 00:20:42,784 Just this biznatch's Bath & Body Works. 481 00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:46,787 By the way, you smell like a rancid fruit roll-up. 482 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,192 -Cute pic. 483 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,228 Is that your imaginary boyfriend? 484 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,463 -What are you even doing here? 485 00:20:56,531 --> 00:20:59,199 -Youth Group is doing our annual lock-in. 486 00:20:59,267 --> 00:21:01,001 Astrid's coming with. 487 00:21:01,003 --> 00:21:03,136 -Over my dead body. 488 00:21:03,204 --> 00:21:04,538 -Chill. 489 00:21:04,606 --> 00:21:06,206 We have snacks. 490 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:07,808 - It's okay. 491 00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:09,744 I'll go. 492 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,346 Anything to get you asshats to GTFO. 493 00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:16,217 So, what are we up to tonight? 494 00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,453 Pound a few beers, then hit the clubs? 495 00:21:23,457 --> 00:21:25,092 -It's a surprise. 496 00:21:42,643 --> 00:21:44,044 -Oh, my God. 497 00:21:44,245 --> 00:21:45,979 -Hey. 498 00:21:45,981 --> 00:21:47,581 -Hey. 499 00:22:01,262 --> 00:22:02,542 -Where do you think you're going 500 00:22:02,597 --> 00:22:04,531 at this hour, young lady? 501 00:22:04,599 --> 00:22:06,601 -Ah, just saving Astrid from youth group. 502 00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:11,638 -Okay. 503 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:12,973 Don't be too late, kiddo. 504 00:22:13,641 --> 00:22:15,008 -Thanks. 505 00:22:15,076 --> 00:22:16,611 'Night! 506 00:22:16,677 --> 00:22:18,045 -Goodnight. 507 00:22:21,283 --> 00:22:23,017 -Welcome, all. 508 00:22:24,018 --> 00:22:26,621 We are so lucky to have you. 509 00:22:27,288 --> 00:22:30,524 You are about to embark on a very special journey. 510 00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:37,031 I'm sorry, Astrid, is there something you want to say? 511 00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:40,901 -I just have a feeling that what you call "special," 512 00:22:40,969 --> 00:22:43,037 I call "less fun than waterboarding." 513 00:22:43,104 --> 00:22:44,639 - Oh. 514 00:22:44,705 --> 00:22:46,306 Well, thank you for your input. 515 00:22:46,308 --> 00:22:47,307 -Hm. 516 00:22:47,309 --> 00:22:48,909 -As I was saying... 517 00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:50,310 on this journey 518 00:22:50,312 --> 00:22:52,312 you are going to be forced 519 00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:54,248 to confront your sin 520 00:22:54,315 --> 00:22:55,982 and your depravity. 521 00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:58,986 Like, I don't know, a-a smart mouth, 522 00:22:58,988 --> 00:23:02,022 or a complete lack of respect for authority. 523 00:23:03,191 --> 00:23:04,858 But, first, 524 00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:06,927 I'm going to have to take all of your phones. 525 00:23:06,995 --> 00:23:09,062 Can't have any false idols 526 00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:11,398 getting in the way of your spiritual progress! 527 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,868 Whose is that? 528 00:23:15,204 --> 00:23:17,004 Oh, ha! 529 00:23:17,006 --> 00:23:18,305 My bad. That's me. 530 00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:21,209 It is right... There it is. 531 00:23:23,344 --> 00:23:24,945 Okay, T-T-Y-L. 532 00:23:25,213 --> 00:23:27,280 Okay. Sorry, where were we? 533 00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:28,882 Oh... false idols. 534 00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,017 Hand them over. 535 00:23:38,827 --> 00:23:40,260 -Hm. 536 00:23:40,829 --> 00:23:41,862 -Good girl. 537 00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:46,634 Now... 538 00:23:46,701 --> 00:23:48,903 let's get this show on the road. 539 00:23:50,172 --> 00:23:52,005 Sweetie, you're first. 540 00:24:01,716 --> 00:24:03,317 -We are holy hostages. 541 00:24:04,385 --> 00:24:05,852 -Yeah, like in Jesus jail. 542 00:24:07,756 --> 00:24:10,090 Only Christine could come up with something this perverse. 543 00:24:15,062 --> 00:24:16,663 Oh! 544 00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:18,031 Does anybody else smell that? 545 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,801 -No. 546 00:24:22,069 --> 00:24:24,171 -Shit! The Timoring strikes again. 547 00:24:25,873 --> 00:24:27,275 Oh, my God. 548 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:31,044 Oh. 549 00:24:37,418 --> 00:24:39,020 -What? 550 00:24:39,086 --> 00:24:40,753 Oh! 551 00:24:50,832 --> 00:24:52,032 - training exercise... 552 00:24:52,967 --> 00:24:54,902 ...valuable problem-solving skills? 553 00:24:55,436 --> 00:24:57,504 car back together? 554 00:24:57,506 --> 00:24:59,841 I am going to murder him! 555 00:25:04,913 --> 00:25:06,380 -So, uh... 556 00:25:07,448 --> 00:25:09,016 Never mind. 557 00:25:11,319 --> 00:25:12,986 -What a weird-ass day. 558 00:25:13,321 --> 00:25:15,822 First I get attacked by giant bees, 559 00:25:15,824 --> 00:25:18,058 and then I get kidnapped by youth groupies. 560 00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:20,327 Can't wait to see what happens next. 561 00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:22,129 -Giant bees? 562 00:25:22,196 --> 00:25:23,463 -Yeah. 563 00:25:23,531 --> 00:25:24,898 -Like, how giant? 564 00:25:27,135 --> 00:25:28,769 -Like, football size. 565 00:25:29,270 --> 00:25:30,737 Just totally insane. 566 00:25:30,805 --> 00:25:32,273 -Huh. 567 00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:34,341 Maybe you were seeing things? 568 00:25:36,544 --> 00:25:38,345 -Oh, I-I was definitely seeing things. 569 00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:39,880 I was high as balls. 570 00:25:39,948 --> 00:25:41,481 -Oh! 571 00:25:43,518 --> 00:25:45,052 -Hmm. 572 00:25:51,292 --> 00:25:52,926 Your turn. 573 00:25:55,830 --> 00:25:57,230 Oh? 574 00:26:00,501 --> 00:26:02,102 -Are you serious? 575 00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:03,470 Don't touch me, man! 576 00:26:07,975 --> 00:26:09,977 -I'll be back for you later. 577 00:26:16,384 --> 00:26:18,919 - I gotta get us outta here. 578 00:26:20,254 --> 00:26:21,856 -Hold on, Astrid, I'm coming! 579 00:26:24,526 --> 00:26:26,126 Oh! Cool! 580 00:26:28,496 --> 00:26:29,997 Whoo! 581 00:26:30,064 --> 00:26:31,465 Uh... 582 00:26:31,999 --> 00:26:33,333 What's happening? 583 00:26:34,035 --> 00:26:35,402 Ah! 584 00:26:35,404 --> 00:26:38,005 Ah, damn you, Brutus, or Portal Protectorate, 585 00:26:38,072 --> 00:26:39,106 or whatever you are! 586 00:26:39,173 --> 00:26:42,142 Biking was easier without this stupid super-leg! 587 00:26:50,685 --> 00:26:52,318 -Ho... 588 00:26:54,021 --> 00:26:55,423 Okay. 589 00:27:12,306 --> 00:27:14,307 Ooh, I'm Sparrow. 590 00:27:14,309 --> 00:27:17,377 Look at my black nail polish. I'm so edgy. 591 00:27:17,379 --> 00:27:20,180 -Do you actually think you look cool? 592 00:27:20,448 --> 00:27:23,383 It's like you fell into the bargain bin at Hot Topic. 593 00:27:23,385 --> 00:27:25,452 -Your parents think you're a worthless freak 594 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:27,053 who'll never amount to anything. 595 00:27:27,121 --> 00:27:28,656 That's why they sent you here. 596 00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:47,508 -Oh, yes! 597 00:27:55,983 --> 00:27:57,617 Ah, sweet! 598 00:27:58,152 --> 00:27:59,552 Okay. 599 00:28:06,627 --> 00:28:07,961 Holy crap. 600 00:28:08,028 --> 00:28:10,164 I can see through floors now? 601 00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:13,634 Who's Christine talking to? 602 00:28:24,779 --> 00:28:26,313 It's working. 603 00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:28,849 I am... 604 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,417 Becoming. 605 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,189 -That makes me so happy, my angel. 606 00:28:35,789 --> 00:28:37,457 -If you're happy, 607 00:28:37,459 --> 00:28:38,825 I'm happy. 608 00:28:40,194 --> 00:28:42,763 You are one of the special ones. 609 00:28:44,331 --> 00:28:46,200 Some of us are special, 610 00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:48,202 some of us are not. 611 00:28:48,603 --> 00:28:51,071 Jonas was not. 612 00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:53,407 -About that, um... 613 00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:56,743 I'm getting a-a scooch concerned 614 00:28:56,811 --> 00:28:59,212 about the whole Jonas situation. 615 00:28:59,681 --> 00:29:02,615 Ah, not that I would ever doubt your plans, 616 00:29:02,683 --> 00:29:04,083 oh, infallible one. 617 00:29:04,151 --> 00:29:07,788 I-I am so grateful for your divine intervention. 618 00:29:07,856 --> 00:29:09,222 I-it's just... 619 00:29:09,224 --> 00:29:11,758 people will start to ask questions. 620 00:29:12,693 --> 00:29:15,296 And those questions could lead to... 621 00:29:15,763 --> 00:29:17,298 investigations. 622 00:29:17,565 --> 00:29:19,299 -I see. 623 00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:20,834 Gather up some parchment. 624 00:29:20,836 --> 00:29:23,770 Compose a letter from Jonas that he has left 625 00:29:23,837 --> 00:29:26,439 to find his fortunes elsewhere. 626 00:29:26,441 --> 00:29:28,441 Our work is too important 627 00:29:28,443 --> 00:29:31,178 to be interrupted by mortal authorities. 628 00:29:31,245 --> 00:29:32,645 -And... 629 00:29:32,713 --> 00:29:34,281 what is our work... 630 00:29:35,182 --> 00:29:36,250 exactly? 631 00:29:36,317 --> 00:29:40,186 -We're going to create a brave new world to our liking, 632 00:29:40,188 --> 00:29:41,387 together, 633 00:29:41,455 --> 00:29:42,823 you and I. 634 00:29:44,258 --> 00:29:46,726 And I'll need some recruits for our work. 635 00:29:46,794 --> 00:29:48,328 Can you handle that? 636 00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:51,765 -That's my specialty. 637 00:30:00,408 --> 00:30:02,309 - Ho... 638 00:30:04,945 --> 00:30:06,679 -Nice dismount. 639 00:30:06,747 --> 00:30:08,348 So graceful. 640 00:30:08,415 --> 00:30:09,850 -Of course you're here! 641 00:30:09,918 --> 00:30:11,652 -Like I have a choice? 642 00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:13,820 You've met my mom. 643 00:30:13,887 --> 00:30:15,822 -Yeah, she's, um... 644 00:30:15,824 --> 00:30:17,725 -A raging she-devil. 645 00:30:17,791 --> 00:30:20,161 -Well, I wasn't going to say that... 646 00:30:20,227 --> 00:30:22,163 to your face, heh. 647 00:30:22,229 --> 00:30:24,497 -You come here to rescue your other half? 648 00:30:24,565 --> 00:30:26,232 -Uh, yes. 649 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,433 -Well, you're just in time. 650 00:30:27,501 --> 00:30:29,602 They haven't started on her yet. 651 00:30:32,174 --> 00:30:33,540 You're a good friend. 652 00:30:40,781 --> 00:30:42,082 -Whoo! Hallelujah. 653 00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:45,718 Stop! Just shut p and leave me alone! 654 00:30:45,786 --> 00:30:47,453 -Oh, hell no. 655 00:30:47,521 --> 00:30:49,256 This ends right now. 656 00:30:55,763 --> 00:30:57,430 Hey, hot stuff! 657 00:30:57,432 --> 00:30:58,799 Our ride's here. Let's bounce! 658 00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:03,202 Hey! MALE: Get him! 659 00:31:03,270 --> 00:31:04,471 Get back here! 660 00:31:09,343 --> 00:31:10,810 -Nice. 661 00:31:17,252 --> 00:31:18,752 -What the hell, Lilly? 662 00:31:18,819 --> 00:31:20,553 You're supposed to be rescuing me, 663 00:31:20,555 --> 00:31:21,931 not making small talk with the enemy. 664 00:31:21,955 --> 00:31:23,690 -Ah, I was just about to come find you. 665 00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:25,291 -Okay, well, where's the car? 666 00:31:25,359 --> 00:31:27,293 We need to be elsewhere ASAP. 667 00:31:27,628 --> 00:31:29,228 -I brought my bike. 668 00:31:29,296 --> 00:31:30,697 -Why? 669 00:31:33,435 --> 00:31:35,302 -Stupid Brutus and his stupid training. 670 00:31:35,369 --> 00:31:36,970 He sabotaged the car to, I don't know, 671 00:31:37,037 --> 00:31:39,506 teach us resilience, or something. 672 00:31:39,508 --> 00:31:41,441 -Maybe y'all should get a tandem bike. 673 00:31:41,509 --> 00:31:44,245 I mean, it's not like you guys can get any less lame. 674 00:31:44,311 --> 00:31:47,313 -Okay, nobody asked you, Princess McBitchface. 675 00:31:47,381 --> 00:31:48,515 -Hm. 676 00:31:48,582 --> 00:31:49,849 Whatever. 677 00:31:49,917 --> 00:31:51,718 Later, losers. 678 00:31:53,855 --> 00:31:55,922 -Okay, we should probably go 679 00:31:55,989 --> 00:31:57,524 and unt-hay the onster-may? 680 00:31:58,927 --> 00:32:00,526 -Right. 681 00:32:00,594 --> 00:32:01,962 Okay, gimme a sec. 682 00:32:04,331 --> 00:32:05,732 Hey. 683 00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:07,467 You-you okay to walk home? 684 00:32:08,001 --> 00:32:09,569 -Yeah, go ahead. I'm good. 685 00:32:10,471 --> 00:32:12,271 Well, I'm not exactly good, but... 686 00:32:12,339 --> 00:32:14,408 -Yeah, things got pretty crazy in there. 687 00:32:14,475 --> 00:32:15,808 -Mm-hm. 688 00:32:15,876 --> 00:32:17,810 I'm just pissed I let them get to me. 689 00:32:17,878 --> 00:32:20,646 Thank you for busting me out, by the way. 690 00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,682 -Okay. 691 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:24,285 -Hey, hey! 692 00:32:26,487 --> 00:32:28,488 Do you still want to go out? 693 00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:29,556 -What? 694 00:32:29,558 --> 00:32:31,558 -It's just, you're such a badass. 695 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,295 Also, I'd understand if you want to back out, you know. 696 00:32:34,361 --> 00:32:36,539 I-I know crying in front of a bunch of youth group pricks 697 00:32:36,563 --> 00:32:38,831 isn't exactly what lady boners are made of, so... 698 00:32:38,899 --> 00:32:40,634 -But that ass definitely is! 699 00:32:41,569 --> 00:32:43,036 We are so still on. 700 00:32:48,275 --> 00:32:50,311 He just asked me out. You see that? 701 00:32:50,377 --> 00:32:51,978 -Okay, come on! Let's go. 702 00:32:52,045 --> 00:32:53,313 -Sorry. 703 00:32:55,649 --> 00:32:57,717 Should I wave goodbye all sexy? 704 00:32:58,086 --> 00:33:00,553 -I'm pretty sure nothing about this is sexy. 705 00:33:04,792 --> 00:33:06,926 Whoa, so you can see through the floor? 706 00:33:06,928 --> 00:33:08,228 That's so cool! 707 00:33:08,295 --> 00:33:11,131 -I mean, it was pretty blurry, but I definitely saw Christine. 708 00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:12,575 I couldn't make out who she was with, 709 00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:15,535 but they were wearing some kind of statement necklace. 710 00:33:15,603 --> 00:33:16,803 -Well, I'm glad at least one of us 711 00:33:16,805 --> 00:33:19,806 has a cooler power than my random leg I can't control. 712 00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:22,977 -Ooh, I meant to tell you, Sparrow had a near miss, too. 713 00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:25,078 -Whoa. Oh, what happened? 714 00:33:25,145 --> 00:33:27,880 -Well, he got attacked by ginormous bees during lunch. 715 00:33:27,882 --> 00:33:29,549 He didn't get eaten 716 00:33:29,617 --> 00:33:31,618 so something must have scared it off. 717 00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:35,455 Huh. 718 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,059 -Wait... 719 00:33:40,127 --> 00:33:41,929 Where did we just come in? 720 00:33:41,995 --> 00:33:43,563 -The gym, I think? 721 00:33:53,942 --> 00:33:55,642 Shit. 722 00:33:56,644 --> 00:33:58,144 I think it's here... 723 00:33:59,113 --> 00:34:00,913 for me. 724 00:34:19,166 --> 00:34:20,666 -Let's play! 725 00:34:29,044 --> 00:34:30,476 -Oh, oh. 726 00:34:38,419 --> 00:34:39,419 -Oh, my God. 727 00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:41,121 Aw... 728 00:34:41,188 --> 00:34:43,222 Come out and play! 729 00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:44,658 -Ah, hurry! 730 00:34:44,660 --> 00:34:46,960 -It's just like that scene in Jurassic Park. 731 00:34:47,027 --> 00:34:48,394 I couldn't sleep for weeks. 732 00:34:48,396 --> 00:34:50,630 I just kept dreaming about the veloci... 733 00:34:50,632 --> 00:34:52,433 -Shh! Don't say it! 734 00:34:52,499 --> 00:34:53,934 Don't even think it! 735 00:34:54,001 --> 00:34:55,435 -Okay, okay! 736 00:35:02,476 --> 00:35:05,378 -What are we gonna do? We can't hide here forever. 737 00:35:05,446 --> 00:35:08,514 -I can't think with you panicking at me! 738 00:35:08,582 --> 00:35:10,282 Wait, okay. 739 00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,420 -Aaahhh. 740 00:35:13,422 --> 00:35:14,988 Sorry. 741 00:35:15,055 --> 00:35:16,366 Didn't know there was anybody in here. 742 00:35:20,261 --> 00:35:23,296 - He disappeared when I got to the caf. 743 00:35:23,298 --> 00:35:25,031 -Grease the hinges... 744 00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,400 What is it? 745 00:35:27,468 --> 00:35:29,035 -Hold on. 746 00:35:34,675 --> 00:35:36,777 Okay, what the hell are you doing? 747 00:35:38,812 --> 00:35:40,380 -Oh, God. 748 00:35:40,447 --> 00:35:41,614 You think we're going to die. 749 00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:43,259 You're calling Sparrow to say goodbye because you think 750 00:35:43,283 --> 00:35:46,619 - we're going to die! - We're not gonna die! 751 00:35:46,687 --> 00:35:48,221 -Hey, I was just thinking about you. 752 00:35:48,223 --> 00:35:50,257 -Did you have mayo on your lunch today? 753 00:35:50,323 --> 00:35:53,359 -Uh... I think so? Yeah, it was a BLT. 754 00:35:53,427 --> 00:35:55,895 -Thank you. Also, did you get home okay? 755 00:35:55,897 --> 00:35:57,029 -Yeah, I'm almost there. 756 00:35:57,097 --> 00:35:59,298 Hey, why do you sound like you're choking? 757 00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,433 -Got no time. Talk later! 758 00:36:02,502 --> 00:36:03,704 It's mayo! 759 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,572 The answer is mayo! 760 00:36:05,639 --> 00:36:07,840 -Great, now you've lost your mind. 761 00:36:07,908 --> 00:36:09,775 -No. Okay, I know what to do. 762 00:36:09,843 --> 00:36:11,445 Can you hold him off? 763 00:36:11,511 --> 00:36:12,779 -Astrid, I don't... I-I can't. 764 00:36:12,846 --> 00:36:15,114 -Lilly, you're a fierce queen bitch 765 00:36:15,182 --> 00:36:17,250 who eats monsters for breakfast. 766 00:36:17,317 --> 00:36:18,218 Where's Tearjerker right now, hm? 767 00:36:18,286 --> 00:36:20,352 Dead! That's where. 768 00:36:20,421 --> 00:36:22,422 What about Razor? Also super dead! 769 00:36:22,489 --> 00:36:25,058 - You did that. - I did? 770 00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:26,636 -Nope, no, no, no, no. Not going to cut it. 771 00:36:26,660 --> 00:36:28,395 Who did that? 772 00:36:28,462 --> 00:36:29,863 - I did that. 773 00:36:30,597 --> 00:36:32,865 -Yes. 774 00:36:32,867 --> 00:36:35,301 Now, let's get that leg in the game! 775 00:36:35,369 --> 00:36:37,136 Go, go, go, go! 776 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:42,109 - Lilly! - I can do this. 777 00:36:42,809 --> 00:36:44,677 Whoa, I got this. 778 00:36:49,216 --> 00:36:50,549 I can do this. 779 00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:03,897 I can do this. 780 00:37:07,567 --> 00:37:09,335 You wanna play, shitbird? 781 00:37:11,572 --> 00:37:12,839 Let's play. 782 00:37:18,379 --> 00:37:19,679 -Lilly, 783 00:37:19,746 --> 00:37:21,281 I'm coming! 784 00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,654 -Is that all you got? I could do this all day! 785 00:37:54,748 --> 00:37:56,316 -You... 786 00:37:56,384 --> 00:37:57,784 You may have bested me, 787 00:37:58,486 --> 00:38:00,320 but just remember: 788 00:38:00,388 --> 00:38:02,288 dodgeball lasts forever. 789 00:38:03,824 --> 00:38:06,459 -Dodgeball only lasts through high school, jerk. 790 00:38:12,634 --> 00:38:14,234 Oh! 791 00:38:15,302 --> 00:38:18,338 -Wait, aren't we supposed to get its amygdala? 792 00:38:18,406 --> 00:38:20,306 That's in its brain! 793 00:38:23,677 --> 00:38:25,244 -Crap. 794 00:38:28,849 --> 00:38:30,784 Do you think we got it all? 795 00:38:30,851 --> 00:38:32,919 -Guess we'll find out. 796 00:38:32,986 --> 00:38:34,554 -Ugh... 797 00:38:38,725 --> 00:38:40,492 -Okay. All right. 798 00:38:42,029 --> 00:38:43,996 Oh, can I just say... 799 00:38:44,064 --> 00:38:45,465 you were 800 00:38:45,532 --> 00:38:46,899 awesome back there. 801 00:38:46,967 --> 00:38:48,868 Like-like Trinity in The Matrix. 802 00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:50,336 -Back at you. 803 00:38:50,403 --> 00:38:53,607 Charging in, screaming like some creamy, eggy Valkyrie. 804 00:38:53,673 --> 00:38:55,408 -Ahh! 805 00:39:09,490 --> 00:39:12,959 Hello, my little entranced pets. 806 00:39:13,026 --> 00:39:14,760 I am becoming, 807 00:39:14,828 --> 00:39:16,863 and will be whole soon. 808 00:39:17,697 --> 00:39:19,098 For when that happens, 809 00:39:19,166 --> 00:39:24,237 I need you to help me build something very important, 810 00:39:24,304 --> 00:39:27,506 something I couldn't bring with me from home. 811 00:39:27,508 --> 00:39:28,774 -Anything, ancient one. 812 00:39:28,842 --> 00:39:30,477 We are ready to serve. 813 00:39:30,543 --> 00:39:32,312 Of course you are. 814 00:39:32,379 --> 00:39:33,646 But, for now, 815 00:39:33,714 --> 00:39:34,980 leave me. 816 00:39:35,048 --> 00:39:36,549 I'm hungry. 817 00:40:00,807 --> 00:40:02,609 - Caf or yard? - Ooh, yard. 818 00:40:02,676 --> 00:40:05,010 - It's so nice outside. - Hm. 819 00:40:05,078 --> 00:40:07,012 -Have you heard anything from Brutus? 820 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:10,350 -Nope. No congratulations, no thank you. 821 00:40:10,752 --> 00:40:13,018 He says we can trust him, but... 822 00:40:13,086 --> 00:40:15,488 then he goes completely AWOL, like... 823 00:40:15,490 --> 00:40:17,423 -Hey, twatwaffle. 824 00:40:17,491 --> 00:40:19,425 How's your imaginary boyfriend? 825 00:40:31,772 --> 00:40:33,106 -Look. 826 00:40:58,531 --> 00:41:00,132 -Hey, there, girlfriend. 827 00:41:00,134 --> 00:41:02,902 It is I, your very human boyfriend. 828 00:41:05,872 --> 00:41:07,406 -Too much. 829 00:41:07,408 --> 00:41:08,908 This is Brutus. 830 00:41:09,810 --> 00:41:11,077 -Mm-hm. 831 00:41:11,144 --> 00:41:12,945 He's in college. 832 00:41:16,483 --> 00:41:17,583 -Hm. 833 00:41:21,489 --> 00:41:22,922 - That was awesome. 834 00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:25,358 -I figured I owed you two. 835 00:41:25,425 --> 00:41:27,760 After you faced your fears, and slayed the Timoring. 836 00:41:27,828 --> 00:41:30,062 The least I could do is show up. 837 00:41:32,098 --> 00:41:33,766 Now... 838 00:41:33,834 --> 00:41:35,168 what's for lunch. 839 00:41:36,904 --> 00:41:40,574 You guys have a time allocated to lunch, don't you? 840 00:41:48,448 --> 00:41:49,982 -Ew! No. 841 00:41:58,525 --> 00:41:59,659 -What do you call this? 842 00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:01,594 -The sandwich? 843 00:42:01,661 --> 00:42:02,962 Tuna salad. 844 00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:06,066 -Tuna salad. 845 00:42:06,132 --> 00:42:08,068 It's amazing. 846 00:42:08,134 --> 00:42:09,668 -Oh, so glad you like it. 847 00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:10,737 Know what's not amazing? 848 00:42:10,804 --> 00:42:13,472 Breaking my car. - That was a training lesson! 849 00:42:13,540 --> 00:42:15,675 -It is never happening again, capisce? 850 00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:17,877 - You guys are no fun. Hm. 851 00:42:18,144 --> 00:42:20,479 -So, tell me about the Timoring. 852 00:42:20,547 --> 00:42:22,081 What did it manifest for you? 853 00:42:22,149 --> 00:42:23,749 -Oh, dodgeball monster. 854 00:42:23,751 --> 00:42:26,152 - Mm-hm. - Pure nightmare fuel. 855 00:42:28,155 --> 00:42:29,655 -And you? 856 00:42:30,557 --> 00:42:32,024 -Nothing. Didn't work on me. 857 00:42:32,092 --> 00:42:33,626 -Hm. 858 00:42:33,693 --> 00:42:34,794 That's weird. 859 00:42:34,861 --> 00:42:37,763 The only way that would happen is if you've... 860 00:42:37,765 --> 00:42:39,045 already survived your worst fear. 861 00:42:42,836 --> 00:42:44,903 -So, I guess it wasn't the velociraptors. 862 00:42:47,974 --> 00:42:49,575 -Can't imagine what it was. 55794

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