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‐But I love us. ‐I
love us too, Lils.
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‐VAL: Out on a Sunday.
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Rock and roll, ladies.
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‐TATE: More like Pudge Patrol.
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‐You're a monster.
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‐Check out a mirror.
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[Yelling] ‐Oh, shit.
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I'm going to die at the hands
of a hottie with a body.
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‐I'm Brutus. Long story short,
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a portal to another
dimension was opened.
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End of the world type thing.
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‐Astrid! Now!
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‐Take this! [Roaring]
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‐LILLY: Ever since you
got cool and I got fat,
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we haven't exactly been buddies.
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‐Let's do this.
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[Upbeat music]
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‐ASTRID: Do my new superpowers
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make my boobs look
bigger? [Lilly laughs]
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I'm serious, look!
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‐LILLY: Yeah, they
look really huge.
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‐Ah, yes!
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‐Ah, now that you brought it up,
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do I seem more... tall to you?
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Uh, graceful, even?
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‐Definitely.
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Like a swan!
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‐Thought so! [Happy sigh]
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Is it possible that our whole,
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"we're super‐cool
monster hunters now" vibe
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is actually gonna
make us seem cooler
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and give us a little respect?
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‐I mean, even though
we might totally die
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trying to save humanity,
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it's giving us an
edge! [Laughing]
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‐Is it possible this week
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is finally the week I
wear my shorts to school?
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‐Definitely!
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Is it possible this is the week
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I finally ask Sparrow on a date?
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‐Maybe!
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[Laughing]
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‐I cannot believe we
got "the" parking spot.
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‐Maybe the world is finally
our oyster for a change?
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‐Mm, yes, girl!
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We're gonna get our groove on.
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[Thunder cracks]
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‐VARSHIDI: Ahh!
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‐On second thought...
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‐My office.
‐Principal's office.
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‐But we didn't‐ ‐BOTH: Now!
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[Upbeat theme music]
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‐Mr. Varshidi,
if I could just‐‐
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‐No, you may not!
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‐It's just that, technically,
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i‐i‐it wasn't us.
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Even though, I
guess, technically,
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it is because of us.
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But, technically,
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I think if you knew
the bigger picture,
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then you would be rewarding us
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i‐instead of punishing us and‐‐
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‐What is, like,
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technically wrong with you?
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‐Can we just get on with this?
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‐I don't even know
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how you got that thing
to explode on us.
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Was it some kind of magic trick?
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‐Magic is social suicide.
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Don't you two even
wanna try to fit in?
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‐We're not magicians!
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And, like Lilly was saying,
it wasn't technically us.
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‐I expect this kind of
behaviour from Astrid.
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But Lilly, really?
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Anyway,
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Michelle and I have discussed it
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and we think a
suitable punishment
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is the setting up
and tearing down
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the annual Extracurriculars
Fair today.
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‐You gotta be kidding me.
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‐The fair? Seems fair to me!
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‐Enjoy!
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‐Good day, sir, ma'am.
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And that is, uh, was, a
beautiful blouse ‐‐ dress!
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Sir ‐‐ also ma'am.
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‐This isn't how I
pictured day one of
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"awesome monster hunters
return to school"
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starting off.
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‐Yeah. Ain't high
school grand?
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Oh.
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‐Looks like our pal, Brutus,
was kind enough to stop by.
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‐I had a feeling we'd
be hearing from him
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since the sky
rained monster guts
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or whatever that was,
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on Varshidi and
Señorita Snot Ball.
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‐What's it say?
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‐Mm...
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"Dear Monster Hunters."
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‐Mm, I do still love
the sound of that.
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‐"Solar flares indicate
that a new entity
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‐has breached the
realm." ‐You think!?
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‐"Species currently unclear.
Meet me at my pad to debrief.
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Here's the address."
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Yikes, species
currently unclear?
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That's kind of scary.
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‐If you two are
done passing notes,
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I think you have
a fair to set up.
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‐Uh, yes, ma'am.
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‐I hate this place.
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‐ANDY: Oh, great!
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Guess I gotta move all
the tables by myself.
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‐Uh, we can move tables, too.
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‐Sure you can!
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Maybe in opposite land.
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‐Is Andy one of the
monsters 'cause...
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can we vanquish him?
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‐Oh.
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[Bright upbeat music]
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‐Welcome to the annual
Extracurriculars Fair!
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Remember,
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everyone has to sign up
for at least one activity.
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As your principal,
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let me say
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spread your wings.
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Don't be afraid to
try something new!
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Remember: fear in Japanese
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is only another word
for opportunity!
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Ah, yes, Eggs?
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‐Is there a limit to
the number of hours
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we can spend in our club?
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‐Uh, no, but...
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try to be reasonable!
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Okay,
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go shine, kids!
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[Excited chatter]
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‐ANDY: Get outta my
way, theater shrimp.
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‐Hey, watch the hair, buddy!
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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This is perfect!
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This is exactly the
method training I need
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to nail my Willy
Loman monologue.
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‐You're such a
professional. ‐I know.
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‐Hi. I'm Sal.
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‐I'm Val.
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‐DOUG: Welcome, welcome!
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Look at all these smart faces!
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‐TATE: Hey, Dad!
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‐Shouldn't you be signing
up over there, son?
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You need to bulk up like the
rest of your soccer friends.
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‐Yeah, I just
thought it'd be cool
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if we could hang, though?
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‐You need to be
focused on the game.
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‐Dad, I... ‐No distractions.
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Get your ass over there!
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‐Wow, Tate's Dad
is a real chode.
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‐Yeah, not super
surprising, unfortunately.
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What should I sign up for?
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Furniture Internship:
more like free labor.
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Yearbook feels like
my natural choice
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but I'm kinda freaked.
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‐You should defs do yearbook!
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You're an amazeballs
photographer.
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I've never seen
better crime scenes.
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‐I just don't want
to sign up alone.
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‐I'll be totally fine.
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You can join me
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in the Stalking
Sparrow Seduction Club,
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aka Dance Committee.
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‐Yeah, I'm not super‐psyched
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to spend any more time
with Michelle right now.
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‐Look, you can totally do this.
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You're talented,
and Jonas is, like,
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the opposite of Michelle.
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And...
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I'll be there in spirit.
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Oh, my God, go away.
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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‐Helping Christine
hand out bracelets.
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More importantly,
Mr. Varshidi called me.
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‐Oh?
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‐That's all you have to say?
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You got in trouble again?
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‐It was a misunderstanding.
‐I'm sure it was.
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I'm starting to think
that friend of yours
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is a bad influence.
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‐Lilly? She's
practically a saint.
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‐You think this is funny?
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‐No, I just, I‐‐
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I didn't do anything
wrong and Lilly, she‐‐
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‐I think it's time you signed up
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for Christine's youth group.
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‐Mom, you know I'm
not into that stuff.
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‐Helen, I'm going to
pop out to the car
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to get some more bracelets.
Do you mind stepping in?
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‐What would Christ‐ine do?
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Be right there.
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Actions have
consequences, young lady.
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[Pensive music]
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[Sharp inhale]
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‐Um...
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I...
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‐What?
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[Nervous inhale, exhale]
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Okay.
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‐JONAS: Lilly!
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‐Oh, sorry, are you all full?
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‐No, no, not at all!
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Happy to have you, and
your eye, on the team.
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‐Really? ‐Yeah.
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‐Thanks, Jonas.
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[Excited chatter]
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Oh, uh, hi, Candace.
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[Dark music]
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Pleasure as always.
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Hi!
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I thought I'd find you in here.
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I did it! I signed up!
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And Jonas was so nice,
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like you wisely said.
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Candace was a biznatch;
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standard stuff.
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‐That's great!
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‐What's wrong?
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‐Ugh,
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my mom tore me a new one
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and threatened me with
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joining Christine's
youth groupies again.
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And Sparrow saw the whole thing.
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And then I tried to talk to him
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but then I ran away
like a total weirdo.
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‐Rome wasn't built in a day.
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‐Yeah.
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Rome also totally
crashed and burned.
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‐I am so sorry to hear
about your daughter.
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We are always on the
hunt for new recruits.
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Door's always open!
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‐I appreciate that.
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Maybe it would do
Astrid some good.
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‐Yeah, like I can talk.
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My Candace signed
up for yearbook
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with that Jonas character
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after I specifically
told her not to.
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‐Teenagers. ‐Ugh!
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[Foreboding music]
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Jonas, he's the one we
need to take care of.
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‐Pardon?
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‐What?
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Nothing.
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[Light airy music]
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[Grunt]
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[Sighs]
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‐I can't believe Andy bailed!
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‐Yeah, but...
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he was right.
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These tables are heavy AF.
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We could have used his muscle.
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‐Muscle‐shmuscle.
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We did just fine without
his bonehead muscle.
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But, like, not cool, bro.
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[Boy screaming]
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Andy, if you're
screwing with us,
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I'm going to kill you!
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[Low growling]
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‐My leg is vibrating.
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Ah! Is your nose
detector going off?
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00:09:08,305 --> 00:09:09,909
‐Oh!
267
00:09:11,846 --> 00:09:13,282
[Roar]
268
00:09:13,315 --> 00:09:14,952
Run!
269
00:09:14,986 --> 00:09:16,589
[Heavy exciting music]
270
00:09:24,304 --> 00:09:25,908
[Panicked breathing]
271
00:09:29,916 --> 00:09:31,285
‐Wait...
272
00:09:31,318 --> 00:09:32,955
It stopped.
273
00:09:32,988 --> 00:09:34,357
‐Yeah, yeah, me too.
274
00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,065
[Relieved sighs]
275
00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,203
[Synthesizer chord]
276
00:09:41,271 --> 00:09:42,975
[Screaming]
277
00:09:43,008 --> 00:09:44,612
[Gasps] [Nervous breaths]
278
00:09:45,814 --> 00:09:48,787
Well, I guess we know
why Andy didn't show.
279
00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:50,289
‐Is that Andy's clothes?
280
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:51,659
And a skinbag?
281
00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,397
‐What am I actually
looking at here?
282
00:09:54,431 --> 00:09:56,703
I think I'm gonna be sick.
283
00:09:56,970 --> 00:09:58,740
‐I mean, I hated that guy
284
00:09:58,773 --> 00:10:01,311
but I didn't want
him to actually die.
285
00:10:02,046 --> 00:10:04,050
‐Remind me again how
being monster hunters
286
00:10:04,084 --> 00:10:06,856
is supposed to make our
lives better this year?
287
00:10:06,890 --> 00:10:08,359
‐Are those pubes?
288
00:10:11,231 --> 00:10:12,735
[Gentle music]
289
00:10:12,768 --> 00:10:14,004
‐BRUTUS: So...
290
00:10:14,037 --> 00:10:15,674
how do you like the place?
291
00:10:15,707 --> 00:10:17,410
‐Ah, it's, um, uh...
292
00:10:17,443 --> 00:10:19,080
‐My nightmare? ‐Quirky?
293
00:10:19,114 --> 00:10:20,918
‐Yeah, it's pretty amazing.
294
00:10:20,951 --> 00:10:22,453
Tonight, I begin
my Earth immersion
295
00:10:22,487 --> 00:10:24,024
into everything
296
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,326
pop culture.
297
00:10:25,359 --> 00:10:28,165
This place is about
to get so much cooler.
298
00:10:28,199 --> 00:10:29,969
So, tell me again
299
00:10:30,002 --> 00:10:31,906
exactly what happened
with Sparrow?
300
00:10:31,940 --> 00:10:33,442
‐I wanna talk about
my goth hottie
301
00:10:33,475 --> 00:10:35,146
as much as the next guy,
302
00:10:35,179 --> 00:10:36,792
but you haven't answered
any of our questions
303
00:10:36,816 --> 00:10:37,885
about skinbags, or...
304
00:10:37,918 --> 00:10:40,089
‐Who the monsters are;
305
00:10:40,122 --> 00:10:41,258
if we're in imminent danger;
306
00:10:41,291 --> 00:10:43,162
if we should be trusting
you with our lives?
307
00:10:43,195 --> 00:10:45,299
‐If those were
pubes, like‐‐ ‐Shh!
308
00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:46,870
That can wait.
309
00:10:47,337 --> 00:10:49,909
True love is the most
important thing in...
310
00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:51,311
any dimension.
311
00:10:51,345 --> 00:10:52,447
[Tender music]
312
00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,351
So,
313
00:10:54,384 --> 00:10:57,190
what you need to
do, is ask him out.
314
00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:58,793
Nothing crazy.
315
00:10:58,827 --> 00:11:00,864
Just see if he wants
to leap a few craters,
316
00:11:00,898 --> 00:11:02,233
skin a Zordnuck.
317
00:11:02,267 --> 00:11:03,937
Basic first date stuff.
318
00:11:04,537 --> 00:11:05,908
Right! Humans.
319
00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:08,780
I'm assuming that human boys
320
00:11:08,813 --> 00:11:11,451
lack confidence just as
much as monster girls,
321
00:11:11,485 --> 00:11:12,855
so...
322
00:11:12,888 --> 00:11:15,426
grab the Brutus
by the horns, huh?
323
00:11:15,794 --> 00:11:18,232
‐[Giggling] Why are
you so into this stuff?
324
00:11:18,265 --> 00:11:20,102
‐Because love is a battlefield.
325
00:11:22,073 --> 00:11:23,509
Now, let's get to work.
326
00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:25,212
[Upbeat exciting music]
327
00:11:25,246 --> 00:11:27,250
Yep, those are skinbags.
328
00:11:27,283 --> 00:11:28,954
‐Can we please stop
saying skinbags?
329
00:11:28,987 --> 00:11:29,822
‐No. ‐No.
330
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,358
‐Okay, then.
331
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:32,962
So, the monster's name is Razor?
332
00:11:32,995 --> 00:11:34,030
That doesn't sound safe.
333
00:11:34,064 --> 00:11:37,203
‐It's not. It refers
to its 23,371 teeth,
334
00:11:37,236 --> 00:11:38,372
which, coincidentally,
335
00:11:38,405 --> 00:11:39,909
is the monster part
336
00:11:39,942 --> 00:11:41,846
you need to retrieve
for the orb.
337
00:11:41,879 --> 00:11:43,024
So here's the deal with Razor:
338
00:11:43,048 --> 00:11:46,021
it appears in human disguise
and always as a woman.
339
00:11:46,054 --> 00:11:48,158
But definitely be on the lookout
340
00:11:48,192 --> 00:11:49,527
for women you do not recognize
341
00:11:49,562 --> 00:11:51,531
and trust no one.
342
00:11:51,566 --> 00:11:53,435
‐Great, I trust everyone!
343
00:11:53,469 --> 00:11:55,506
‐Razor only feeds
off testosterone.
344
00:11:55,539 --> 00:11:57,110
She needs it to live.
345
00:11:57,143 --> 00:11:59,114
And she likes it young.
346
00:11:59,147 --> 00:12:01,518
And Razor is also virtually
impossible to track
347
00:12:01,552 --> 00:12:02,855
because your detector powers
348
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,894
only work when she takes
off the disguise to kill,
349
00:12:05,927 --> 00:12:08,399
which means by the time you
get there, it's too late.
350
00:12:08,432 --> 00:12:09,802
‐Oh, Andy!
351
00:12:09,835 --> 00:12:11,572
We both had a quick
jolt of our sensors
352
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:12,841
and then they went away.
353
00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:14,210
So, how do we find her?
354
00:12:14,244 --> 00:12:16,281
‐Well, that's where your
patrol skills come in.
355
00:12:16,315 --> 00:12:18,085
Oh!
356
00:12:18,519 --> 00:12:20,156
And you'll need this.
357
00:12:20,189 --> 00:12:21,358
‐Ooh! What is it?
358
00:12:21,391 --> 00:12:23,329
Is it a flame thrower?
359
00:12:23,362 --> 00:12:25,132
A cool invisible dagger?
360
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,569
Ooh, it's...
361
00:12:26,602 --> 00:12:28,205
It's an oboe?
362
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:31,111
‐Oh, wow! So you
actually hate us.
363
00:12:31,144 --> 00:12:33,048
I am not joining band!
364
00:12:33,082 --> 00:12:34,484
‐It's an oboe?
365
00:12:34,517 --> 00:12:36,088
It's a Borgati 2000.
366
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,560
And it's lethal AF.
367
00:12:38,593 --> 00:12:40,196
[Snort laughing]
368
00:12:40,229 --> 00:12:42,200
‐What, are we going to
play Razor to death?
369
00:12:42,233 --> 00:12:43,535
‐Well, kinda.
370
00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:45,917
I mean, you just need to put it
all together and figure it out.
371
00:12:45,941 --> 00:12:48,245
Oh, and don't forget
to soak the reed.
372
00:12:48,847 --> 00:12:50,416
‐Oh, gross.
373
00:12:52,253 --> 00:12:54,558
‐All right, ladies,
this is where I boogie.
374
00:12:56,061 --> 00:12:57,598
‐What a confusing fella he is.
375
00:12:57,631 --> 00:12:59,568
‐Ooh, yeah.
376
00:12:59,602 --> 00:13:01,171
[Birds chirping]
377
00:13:02,006 --> 00:13:03,409
[Cheery music]
378
00:13:04,945 --> 00:13:06,415
[Shutter clicks]
379
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:11,525
Mostly dudes.
380
00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:13,195
A couple of chicks.
381
00:13:13,228 --> 00:13:15,567
No new, strange lurking women.
382
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,136
‐What are you spying on, perv?
383
00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:19,240
‐Uh, nothing; no one.
384
00:13:19,274 --> 00:13:21,211
I am just learning
how to use my camera.
385
00:13:21,244 --> 00:13:22,380
‐JONAS: Okay, kids!
386
00:13:22,413 --> 00:13:25,219
Welcome officially
to Yearbook Club.
387
00:13:25,252 --> 00:13:27,256
Now that you've all
got your cameras,
388
00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:30,229
I want you to ask
yourselves one thing:
389
00:13:30,262 --> 00:13:31,933
is life art,
390
00:13:31,966 --> 00:13:33,335
or is art life?
391
00:13:33,369 --> 00:13:35,106
‐More like fart life.
392
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,076
Lilly!
393
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:38,479
‐What? No! I‐I didn't say‐‐
394
00:13:38,512 --> 00:13:40,617
‐Okay, jokesters,
enough of that.
395
00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:43,088
I'll put you in pairs of
two for portrait practice.
396
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,959
Remember two things:
397
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,096
A: take risks,
398
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,532
find your artistic voices.
399
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,102
That goes for Yearbook Club
400
00:13:50,136 --> 00:13:52,273
and for life. And B:
401
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,244
this is fun!
402
00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:55,547
As Lilly helped point out.
403
00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:57,216
‐Well, it wasn't me.
404
00:13:58,252 --> 00:14:00,590
‐Okay, you two,
you two, you two...
405
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,095
and you two.
406
00:14:03,128 --> 00:14:04,899
‐Thanks for that. ‐Any time.
407
00:14:04,932 --> 00:14:06,569
‐You can, uh, go first,
408
00:14:07,003 --> 00:14:08,973
I don't like my picture taken.
409
00:14:09,007 --> 00:14:10,342
[Students chatter quietly]
410
00:14:13,282 --> 00:14:15,352
Um, what are you doing?
411
00:14:16,054 --> 00:14:17,490
‐Hello? Posing.
412
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,360
‐For who?
413
00:14:20,029 --> 00:14:21,531
That's not the real you.
414
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,270
‐So, what do you
think is the real me?
415
00:14:24,304 --> 00:14:26,576
‐Someone much
bitchier, for starters.
416
00:14:26,609 --> 00:14:29,114
[Genuine laughter]
[Breezy music]
417
00:14:29,147 --> 00:14:30,316
[Shutter clicks]
418
00:14:30,349 --> 00:14:33,522
‐Yeah, Dad, I'll meet the
scout for drills after school.
419
00:14:34,692 --> 00:14:36,061
Yes, sir.
420
00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:40,680
‐ASTRID: Did you hear
what the homework was?
421
00:14:40,704 --> 00:14:42,116
I honestly clocked
out at that point.
422
00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:46,181
‐I don't know, maybe it was
Lord of the Flies or something.
423
00:14:47,718 --> 00:14:49,955
[Nervous inhale]
424
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,692
‐Well, I think you
look really smart
425
00:14:51,726 --> 00:14:53,328
studying the crown molding.
426
00:14:53,362 --> 00:14:54,531
‐Shut up!
427
00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:59,040
‐I think I saw a giant
animal in my yard last night.
428
00:14:59,073 --> 00:15:00,442
‐Me, too.
429
00:15:00,744 --> 00:15:02,380
‐Did you? Oh,
look, over there.
430
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,258
[Apprehensive music]
431
00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:11,431
‐Yo! She just gave
me the weirdest look.
432
00:15:11,465 --> 00:15:12,701
You think she could be Razor?
433
00:15:12,734 --> 00:15:14,572
‐It's probably not
someone we've known
434
00:15:14,605 --> 00:15:16,041
since the third grade.
435
00:15:16,074 --> 00:15:17,109
‐Yeah, good point.
436
00:15:17,143 --> 00:15:19,123
‐VAL: So stoked to be
starting my internship today.
437
00:15:19,147 --> 00:15:21,117
Sally's gonna teach me
everything I need to know
438
00:15:21,151 --> 00:15:23,222
about being a saleswoman.
439
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,192
Suck it, Joanne and Todd.
440
00:15:25,226 --> 00:15:27,497
‐Going method is the most
important decision you've made.
441
00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:28,766
‐I know.
442
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,202
‐...new toy. Yeah. [Laughing]
443
00:15:30,236 --> 00:15:32,440
‐ASTRID: God, Derek's
as big a dick as ever.
444
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,586
Remember when he
pantsed me in gym?
445
00:15:33,610 --> 00:15:35,246
‐He's the worst.
446
00:15:35,279 --> 00:15:36,515
You okay, Eggs?
447
00:15:36,549 --> 00:15:38,218
‐On the binary scale.
448
00:15:38,252 --> 00:15:39,454
‐VAL: I need some peeps
449
00:15:39,487 --> 00:15:41,626
to deal with the‐the
heavy furniture.
450
00:15:41,659 --> 00:15:43,462
You know, while
I do my important
451
00:15:43,495 --> 00:15:44,765
character study work.
452
00:15:44,798 --> 00:15:46,134
‐Of course.
453
00:15:46,168 --> 00:15:47,203
I'd offer to help, but
454
00:15:47,236 --> 00:15:49,140
I don't want to
damage my instrument.
455
00:15:49,174 --> 00:15:50,342
‐Oh, yeah, No, that's okay,
456
00:15:50,376 --> 00:15:51,311
‐What about those guys?
457
00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:53,115
‐Oh, yeah. Perfection.
Here we go.
458
00:15:53,148 --> 00:15:54,284
‐Hey, guys. Hey! Hi.
459
00:15:54,317 --> 00:15:55,252
‐Hello.
460
00:15:55,286 --> 00:15:56,321
‐Hi, hi, hi.
461
00:15:56,354 --> 00:15:59,227
Do you want to help me
move some furniture?
462
00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:00,529
‐Uhh...
463
00:16:00,564 --> 00:16:02,333
Okay, well, there's money in it
464
00:16:02,366 --> 00:16:03,803
for your protein
powder, whatever.
465
00:16:03,836 --> 00:16:05,005
‐If that's the case,
466
00:16:05,039 --> 00:16:06,250
if you're looking for
the strongest one of us,
467
00:16:06,274 --> 00:16:07,310
then that would be me.
468
00:16:07,343 --> 00:16:09,615
‐Yeah, now that
Andy's animal bait.
469
00:16:09,648 --> 00:16:12,220
‐Rest in peace, bro. ‐Oh, RIP.
470
00:16:12,253 --> 00:16:13,690
‐Right, RIP. Um...
471
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,161
my people will be in contact
with your people, okay?
472
00:16:16,194 --> 00:16:17,330
Cool? Awesome. Bye.
473
00:16:18,165 --> 00:16:19,234
‐All right.
474
00:16:19,267 --> 00:16:21,538
‐Yo, have you seen Cooper?
475
00:16:21,572 --> 00:16:23,342
‐Last I seen him was
at your Mom's house.
476
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:26,314
‐No, really, he didn't show
up for lifting this morning.
477
00:16:26,348 --> 00:16:27,651
‐Weird.
478
00:16:27,684 --> 00:16:29,020
He never misses lifting.
479
00:16:32,126 --> 00:16:33,404
‐Now, most people would tell you
480
00:16:33,428 --> 00:16:36,534
to karate chop your pillows
on the top, like so.
481
00:16:36,569 --> 00:16:37,470
‐Great.
482
00:16:37,503 --> 00:16:39,107
‐Amateur hour.
483
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,146
The correct thing to do
is to chop on the side.
484
00:16:42,179 --> 00:16:44,250
Hm? Yeah! Mm‐hm. Mm‐hm.
485
00:16:44,284 --> 00:16:45,654
Here.
486
00:16:45,687 --> 00:16:47,591
‐Mm‐hm. Mm‐hm.
Good. ‐Yeah. Okay.
487
00:16:48,191 --> 00:16:50,396
‐This is method acting heaven.
488
00:16:50,429 --> 00:16:52,133
I'm gonna nail this monologue.
489
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:54,137
That means no more getting
cast as the understudy.
490
00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:56,341
‐Oh, anything I can do to help.
491
00:16:56,374 --> 00:16:58,680
I know only too well what
it's like to be overlooked
492
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,550
for being tiny all your life.
493
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,597
We are going to make sure
that doesn't happen to you.
494
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,758
‐You are literally
the best, Sally.
495
00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:06,428
‐Oh, ho, ho.
496
00:17:06,461 --> 00:17:09,568
‐Sorry, do you‐do you think
I could borrow some of these
497
00:17:09,602 --> 00:17:11,672
just to practice my
stage blocking and...?
498
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:15,145
Thank you.
499
00:17:15,179 --> 00:17:16,716
‐Mm‐hm. [Laughter]
500
00:17:16,749 --> 00:17:18,385
[Mysterious music]
501
00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:20,422
‐I'm at a loss.
502
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,663
I guess I don't even know
what we're looking for.
503
00:17:26,468 --> 00:17:28,305
‐Maybe someone like that?
504
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,311
Razelle.
505
00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:32,748
Don't you mean Razor?
506
00:17:33,382 --> 00:17:35,452
‐What are you doing,
hottie monster?
507
00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,591
Let's tail her.
508
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,227
[Exciting upbeat music]
509
00:17:45,372 --> 00:17:47,276
‐DEREK: Come on. Ah...
510
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:49,247
Why can't I do this?
511
00:17:49,848 --> 00:17:51,451
[Grunts] [Sharp inhale]
512
00:17:51,886 --> 00:17:53,522
Ah, uh...
513
00:17:53,556 --> 00:17:55,159
[Dark music]
514
00:17:55,627 --> 00:17:57,698
[Frustrated strains]
515
00:17:57,731 --> 00:17:59,400
[Creaking]
516
00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:00,837
Hello?
517
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,143
Yo, Cooper, is that you?
518
00:18:06,348 --> 00:18:07,751
Huh, whatever.
519
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,322
[Sharp exhale]
520
00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:13,696
[Grunts and groans]
521
00:18:21,277 --> 00:18:23,148
[Approaching fast footsteps]
522
00:18:23,181 --> 00:18:24,652
[Yelling]
523
00:18:24,685 --> 00:18:26,488
‐Derek, get away!
524
00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:27,824
She's gonna drain you!
525
00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:29,628
Astrid, suck the reed!
526
00:18:29,662 --> 00:18:31,498
[High‐pitched annoying noises]
527
00:18:31,531 --> 00:18:33,235
Suck harder!
528
00:18:33,603 --> 00:18:35,372
‐What are you doing?
529
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:36,474
Mom?
530
00:18:36,508 --> 00:18:37,878
‐Mom?
531
00:18:37,911 --> 00:18:39,815
Oh, shit.
532
00:18:39,848 --> 00:18:42,353
‐What in God's name is going on?
533
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,958
Look, I'm not even gonna ask.
534
00:18:44,992 --> 00:18:47,898
Just be grateful I
convinced her not to sue.
535
00:18:47,931 --> 00:18:49,400
Hand over the oboe.
536
00:18:49,434 --> 00:18:51,271
[Pensive music]
537
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:55,613
Not sure why you would steal
an instrument from orchestra
538
00:18:55,647 --> 00:18:58,251
or why you would attempt
to include such an odd item
539
00:18:58,285 --> 00:18:59,855
into your little magic tricks.
540
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,524
‐We're not magicians!
541
00:19:01,559 --> 00:19:03,295
‐We didn't steal anything‐‐
542
00:19:03,328 --> 00:19:05,567
‐And you skipped last period.
543
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,671
Look, I don't know what's
going on with you two,
544
00:19:07,704 --> 00:19:10,275
but you're gonna think
about your actions tomorrow
545
00:19:10,309 --> 00:19:11,712
when you're on trash duty.
546
00:19:12,714 --> 00:19:14,250
[Sigh]
547
00:19:15,553 --> 00:19:16,756
[Dark music]
548
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,358
[Crickets chirping]
549
00:19:18,392 --> 00:19:19,762
‐And the snake was expelled
550
00:19:19,795 --> 00:19:21,431
[Door closes]
551
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,301
from Paradise and
peace was restored.
552
00:19:24,303 --> 00:19:25,707
‐Who are you talking to?
553
00:19:26,007 --> 00:19:27,677
‐Hm? No one.
554
00:19:27,711 --> 00:19:28,846
How was school?
555
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,416
I‐I didn't know
you were coming by.
556
00:19:30,449 --> 00:19:33,288
‐Yeah, I just forgot my, uh,
557
00:19:33,321 --> 00:19:34,958
yearbook camera in the rec room.
558
00:19:35,794 --> 00:19:37,396
I'll see you at home.
559
00:19:38,298 --> 00:19:39,701
‐Yearbook?
560
00:19:40,837 --> 00:19:42,006
Tell me,
561
00:19:42,039 --> 00:19:43,910
[Ominous music]
562
00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:47,450
where are we on our
little Jonas problem?
563
00:19:47,884 --> 00:19:50,422
‐WHISPERING VOICE: It
won't be much longer.
564
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:51,859
[Relieved breaths]
565
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,032
‐Thank you, my sweet angel.
566
00:19:55,065 --> 00:19:56,902
‐I am here to serve,
567
00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:00,677
just as you are here
568
00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:02,279
to serve me.
569
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,693
‐Are you okay?
570
00:20:08,726 --> 00:20:11,932
‐Oh, yeah, sure, it's just
a little warm in here.
571
00:20:11,966 --> 00:20:14,046
‐Oh, good, it's Derek; he's
gonna help rotate the shelves.
572
00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:15,707
‐Yo.
573
00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:17,343
‐Ah.
574
00:20:18,713 --> 00:20:19,848
Uh, Val,
575
00:20:19,882 --> 00:20:22,353
could you run and
get me a coffee?
576
00:20:22,386 --> 00:20:24,290
I... I just need
some caffeine.
577
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,827
‐Sure. Yeah. Oh...
578
00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:27,931
Sales call lessons
when I get back!
579
00:20:30,402 --> 00:20:32,306
‐Derek, is it?
580
00:20:32,339 --> 00:20:33,776
‐Yeah.
581
00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:35,312
‐You're very strong.
582
00:20:35,345 --> 00:20:36,615
‐I guess, yeah.
583
00:20:36,649 --> 00:20:38,719
‐Would you help me move this?
584
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,890
‐Sure.
585
00:20:40,924 --> 00:20:42,493
‐Yeah. ‐Yeah.
586
00:20:42,526 --> 00:20:43,963
[Contemplative music]
587
00:20:43,996 --> 00:20:46,000
‐How do I know if
I'm any good at this?
588
00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:47,203
‐Don't know.
589
00:20:47,236 --> 00:20:50,810
How did Rosalind Franklin know
DNA can exist in two forms?
590
00:20:51,444 --> 00:20:52,914
[Shutter clicks]
591
00:20:52,948 --> 00:20:54,551
[Chuckle]
592
00:20:54,585 --> 00:20:56,054
‐You and your big, tall muscles
593
00:20:56,087 --> 00:20:57,757
just had to come and...
594
00:20:57,791 --> 00:20:59,060
help little old me.
595
00:20:59,093 --> 00:21:01,364
[Ominous music]
596
00:21:02,901 --> 00:21:04,571
‐If, uh,
597
00:21:04,605 --> 00:21:06,541
you could just
move, I could, uh...
598
00:21:07,978 --> 00:21:09,548
‐You're so...
599
00:21:10,115 --> 00:21:11,719
big and powerful.
600
00:21:12,353 --> 00:21:13,789
[Laughing]
601
00:21:13,823 --> 00:21:15,459
[Deep sniff]
602
00:21:15,492 --> 00:21:17,029
Oh... [Sniffs]
603
00:21:17,062 --> 00:21:18,866
‐Did you just sniff me?
604
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,037
‐Oh, because everyone wants
to sniff your big muscles?
605
00:21:21,070 --> 00:21:23,475
‐What? I, uh... [Laughing]
606
00:21:23,508 --> 00:21:24,878
‐What?
607
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,918
You're looking at
me like I'm weak
608
00:21:27,951 --> 00:21:29,555
and insignificant.
609
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:31,057
[Laughing]
610
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,661
[Grunting]
611
00:21:33,996 --> 00:21:35,600
[Furniture legs scraping floor]
612
00:21:38,004 --> 00:21:39,741
Oh, ho‐ho‐ho‐ho...
613
00:21:39,775 --> 00:21:41,411
[Straining]
614
00:21:41,444 --> 00:21:42,814
Mmm...
615
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:46,454
Mm. [Laughing]
616
00:21:46,487 --> 00:21:48,058
‐Oh!
617
00:21:48,659 --> 00:21:50,429
What is that?
618
00:21:50,462 --> 00:21:51,966
Looks rank.
619
00:21:51,999 --> 00:21:53,936
I think it might
be a dead animal.
620
00:21:53,970 --> 00:21:55,138
[Animalistic growling]
621
00:21:55,172 --> 00:21:57,611
[Sniffs] ‐Hey, Lils?
622
00:21:57,644 --> 00:21:58,646
‐Mm‐hm?
623
00:21:58,679 --> 00:22:00,015
‐Do you smell vinegar?
624
00:22:00,048 --> 00:22:01,752
‐No.
625
00:22:01,785 --> 00:22:02,888
Shit.
626
00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:05,894
‐Bet you're not feeling
very powerful now, are you?
627
00:22:05,927 --> 00:22:07,964
‐Is that a senior class ring?
628
00:22:09,467 --> 00:22:12,807
‐Ah! Oh, shit, I‐I think
it's happening again,
629
00:22:12,841 --> 00:22:13,943
like‐like right now.
630
00:22:13,976 --> 00:22:14,878
‐Holy shit.
631
00:22:14,912 --> 00:22:17,551
Is that a varsity soccer patch?
632
00:22:18,051 --> 00:22:19,888
‐How do we stop it?
633
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:22,594
‐Cooper?
634
00:22:22,627 --> 00:22:24,397
[Roaring]
635
00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:27,503
[Screaming]
636
00:22:27,536 --> 00:22:28,940
[Crunching] [Squelching]
637
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:31,879
[Gagging] [Coughing]
638
00:22:31,912 --> 00:22:33,515
[Crunching]
639
00:22:34,183 --> 00:22:35,687
[Inhale through clenched teeth]
640
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,089
‐Ohh. [Burp]
641
00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:38,793
[Door closes nearby] Ahhh...
642
00:22:41,064 --> 00:22:42,701
‐Sally... ‐Mm‐hm?
643
00:22:43,736 --> 00:22:45,573
‐Ah, I feel so much better.
644
00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:48,144
Derek was very
helpful. [Chuckles]
645
00:22:49,213 --> 00:22:51,484
If you have any
other big friends,
646
00:22:51,517 --> 00:22:53,623
I'd love to eat‐‐ meet...
647
00:22:54,558 --> 00:22:55,827
them. [Chuckles]
648
00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:58,465
‐Yeah. Okay. [Laughs]
649
00:23:03,876 --> 00:23:06,649
‐FRICK: Eggs, you sure
you're cool to lock up?
650
00:23:06,682 --> 00:23:08,084
‐Oh, yeah, sure.
651
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,792
‐Wow...
652
00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,461
what is that?
653
00:23:14,230 --> 00:23:15,933
String pattern?
654
00:23:15,967 --> 00:23:17,637
Hey, Frick!
655
00:23:17,671 --> 00:23:19,006
[Car door closes, engine starts]
656
00:23:20,142 --> 00:23:22,179
[Door closes]
[Gasping, coughing]
657
00:23:22,212 --> 00:23:24,483
‐Oh! Whoa, whoa! Who died?
658
00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:27,122
Oh, bad joke?
659
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:29,761
I'm sorry. Too soon?
660
00:23:29,795 --> 00:23:30,964
‐Hey, this blows!
661
00:23:30,997 --> 00:23:33,001
If we're never gonna
get to Razor in time
662
00:23:33,034 --> 00:23:34,604
to stop her from killing,
663
00:23:34,638 --> 00:23:36,474
then why are we here?
664
00:23:36,507 --> 00:23:37,653
How are we supposed
to save the world?
665
00:23:37,677 --> 00:23:39,815
‐Yeah, I thought
being monster‐hunters
666
00:23:39,848 --> 00:23:42,219
was supposed to make us
feel better, not worse!
667
00:23:42,252 --> 00:23:44,958
But, turns out, I'm not
good at being a teenager.
668
00:23:44,992 --> 00:23:46,829
I'm not good at
hunting monsters.
669
00:23:46,862 --> 00:23:48,531
I'm not good at anything!
670
00:23:48,566 --> 00:23:51,070
‐Oh, my God, we
really are losers!
671
00:23:51,104 --> 00:23:52,674
‐Guys, guys, guys!
672
00:23:53,609 --> 00:23:55,947
You've, like, only just
started doing this, okay?
673
00:23:55,980 --> 00:23:57,125
What, you thought
you were gonna go
674
00:23:57,149 --> 00:23:59,621
from high school girl to master
monster slayer overnight?
675
00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:00,790
Come on! No!
676
00:24:01,592 --> 00:24:03,629
And, besides,
Razor is a toughie.
677
00:24:04,263 --> 00:24:06,969
Now, there's a reason you
were chosen to do this.
678
00:24:07,002 --> 00:24:08,280
Mostly because you were the
ones who opened the portal,
679
00:24:08,304 --> 00:24:10,710
but, also, because...
680
00:24:10,743 --> 00:24:13,214
you have something
that no one else does.
681
00:24:13,248 --> 00:24:14,785
‐We do?
682
00:24:14,818 --> 00:24:16,521
[Tender music]
683
00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:17,891
‐Yes.
684
00:24:18,191 --> 00:24:19,928
Ahh...
685
00:24:21,297 --> 00:24:22,600
You...
686
00:24:22,634 --> 00:24:24,638
have the unique perspective
687
00:24:25,138 --> 00:24:27,543
of unfairly being
labeled as losers
688
00:24:27,577 --> 00:24:29,781
so you got really good
at looking at people
689
00:24:29,815 --> 00:24:31,852
from the outside.
690
00:24:31,885 --> 00:24:33,121
So, consider yourselves lucky.
691
00:24:33,154 --> 00:24:34,591
[Chuckles]
692
00:24:34,624 --> 00:24:35,927
It's gonna help you now.
693
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,997
‐I mean, I guess
we are pretty good
694
00:24:38,031 --> 00:24:39,266
at spying on people.
695
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:43,007
‐And our detective skills
really are supes deece.
696
00:24:43,041 --> 00:24:45,613
‐I mean, they don't call us
Pudge Patrol for nothing.
697
00:24:45,646 --> 00:24:47,550
‐Mm‐mm. ‐ What the...?
698
00:24:48,151 --> 00:24:49,755
‐Now,
699
00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:51,190
repeat after me:
700
00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:54,063
I...
701
00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:56,100
am strong and capable.
702
00:24:56,134 --> 00:24:57,302
‐Hm, Brutus, I‐‐
703
00:24:57,336 --> 00:24:59,140
‐Just say it!
704
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:02,814
‐I am strong and capable.
705
00:25:02,847 --> 00:25:03,949
‐I am smart.
706
00:25:03,983 --> 00:25:04,885
‐I am smart.
707
00:25:04,918 --> 00:25:06,889
‐And I'm gonna go
full Pudge Patrol
708
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,024
on these monster mofos.
709
00:25:08,058 --> 00:25:10,630
‐And I am gonna go
full Pudge Patrol
710
00:25:10,663 --> 00:25:12,166
on these monster mofos.
711
00:25:12,199 --> 00:25:15,005
♪♪ FEMALE RAPPER: Bad girl
And I mean business ♪♪
712
00:25:15,038 --> 00:25:16,307
♪♪ But I'm that girl ♪♪
713
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:17,911
♪♪ I only hustle
with the queens ♪♪
714
00:25:17,944 --> 00:25:19,280
‐Notebooks?
715
00:25:19,313 --> 00:25:20,883
‐Mmm. Check.
716
00:25:21,384 --> 00:25:22,821
Camera?
717
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:23,989
‐Check.
718
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:27,162
Super secret CIA‐grade
recording device leg holsters?
719
00:25:28,031 --> 00:25:29,668
‐BOTH: Check.
720
00:25:29,701 --> 00:25:31,080
‐EGGS: Feel like you
guys are up to something.
721
00:25:31,104 --> 00:25:32,039
‐No, we're not.
722
00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:34,778
‐Well, what's that
wrapped around your legs?
723
00:25:34,811 --> 00:25:36,114
‐Tampons.
724
00:25:36,147 --> 00:25:37,717
‐Trash duty,
725
00:25:37,751 --> 00:25:39,855
AKA Spesh Ops Clue
Hunt commencing...
726
00:25:39,888 --> 00:25:41,124
‐Now!
727
00:25:41,157 --> 00:25:43,629
♪♪ FEMALE RAPPER: Who thinking
that we can't hack it up ♪♪
728
00:25:43,662 --> 00:25:45,308
♪♪ Who thinking that we
fronting up, up, up ♪♪
729
00:25:45,332 --> 00:25:46,935
‐Gross.
730
00:25:46,969 --> 00:25:48,338
‐What is she looking at?
731
00:25:48,371 --> 00:25:50,943
♪♪ You won't win 'til
you switch teams ♪♪
732
00:25:50,977 --> 00:25:53,749
♪♪ Clap it up For
the boss one time ♪♪
733
00:25:53,783 --> 00:25:55,185
[Rap music ends abruptly]
734
00:25:55,218 --> 00:25:57,089
‐Okay, Cooper, give us a clue!
735
00:25:57,122 --> 00:26:00,095
‐Uh, nothing conclusive
other than the explanation
736
00:26:00,128 --> 00:26:02,734
behind his rock‐hard thighs.
737
00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:05,372
‐Rock hard what?
738
00:26:05,405 --> 00:26:06,809
‐Uh, oh... Rock‐hard
739
00:26:07,977 --> 00:26:09,280
size.
740
00:26:09,313 --> 00:26:10,817
Mograph...
741
00:26:10,850 --> 00:26:12,186
For science class.
742
00:26:12,219 --> 00:26:13,789
‐Uh‐huh.
743
00:26:14,390 --> 00:26:16,027
Huh.
744
00:26:16,695 --> 00:26:18,064
Okay.
745
00:26:18,097 --> 00:26:19,710
["Who Run It" by Tamara
Bubble plays again]
746
00:26:19,734 --> 00:26:21,972
♪♪ Here come the trouble
Bring on the drama ♪♪
747
00:26:22,005 --> 00:26:23,976
♪♪ We hold the power
Do what we want ♪♪
748
00:26:24,009 --> 00:26:26,247
♪♪ Who run it, run it
Who run it, who who ♪♪
749
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,053
♪♪ Who run it, run it We do ♪♪
750
00:26:29,086 --> 00:26:31,658
‐Okay, come on.
Just try not to‐‐
751
00:26:31,692 --> 00:26:33,261
[Clattering and clanking]
752
00:26:33,294 --> 00:26:34,865
‐Yo, where's Derek?
753
00:26:34,898 --> 00:26:36,969
He better not miss
the game later.
754
00:26:37,737 --> 00:26:39,674
‐Oh, right! The game!
755
00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:41,678
‐Oh, yeah!
756
00:26:43,081 --> 00:26:44,718
[Plastic crinkling]
757
00:26:44,751 --> 00:26:46,053
‐Well,
758
00:26:46,087 --> 00:26:47,790
no skinbags here.
759
00:26:47,824 --> 00:26:49,426
‐No what? ‐Uh, nothing.
760
00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:51,732
Hey, wh‐when did
you see Derek last?
761
00:26:51,765 --> 00:26:53,134
‐Dunno. Yesterday at school?
762
00:26:53,168 --> 00:26:54,804
‐Ouch! Oh!
763
00:26:54,838 --> 00:26:57,644
‐Goddammit, it's
happening again!
764
00:26:57,977 --> 00:26:59,948
‐Oh!
765
00:26:59,981 --> 00:27:02,186
‐You chicks are
weirder than I thought.
766
00:27:02,219 --> 00:27:03,732
‐I guess these attacks
aren't only happening
767
00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:04,824
in the weight room.
768
00:27:04,858 --> 00:27:07,162
‐So, then, how the
hell do we figure out
769
00:27:07,196 --> 00:27:08,832
where they are happening?
770
00:27:08,866 --> 00:27:10,268
[Dramatic music]
771
00:27:12,941 --> 00:27:15,011
‐Nothing's here in
the props storage.
772
00:27:17,049 --> 00:27:19,754
‐Okay, this is getting
kind of embarrassing.
773
00:27:19,788 --> 00:27:21,324
[Sigh]
774
00:27:24,931 --> 00:27:26,367
‐Do you see this?
775
00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:30,810
‐Skinbag remnant.
776
00:27:31,310 --> 00:27:32,446
Holy shit!
777
00:27:32,479 --> 00:27:34,316
Is Razor the props lady?
778
00:27:34,350 --> 00:27:36,053
‐Prop lady's been here forever.
779
00:27:36,087 --> 00:27:37,790
‐Right.
780
00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,694
What are we missing?
781
00:27:42,099 --> 00:27:44,203
Oh, I don't think
this one is fresh.
782
00:27:44,971 --> 00:27:47,142
Maybe there's a clue
in the skinbag pubes...
783
00:27:47,175 --> 00:27:48,879
Whatever they were...
784
00:27:48,913 --> 00:27:50,282
I have an idea.
785
00:27:57,931 --> 00:27:59,211
[Numbers beeping]
[Line trilling]
786
00:28:00,836 --> 00:28:03,074
(Voice disguised as male)
This is unit one‐one‐three
787
00:28:03,107 --> 00:28:06,380
following up on the
animal attacks APB.
788
00:28:07,215 --> 00:28:09,219
Were there any consistent pubi‐‐
789
00:28:09,253 --> 00:28:11,490
I mean fibers found
at the scenes?
790
00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:13,929
What in the hell kinda
animal are we talkin' here?
791
00:28:13,963 --> 00:28:15,365
‐MALE OFFICER:
Roger, one‐one‐three.
792
00:28:15,398 --> 00:28:18,204
The responding units found
multiple reddish hairs.
793
00:28:18,237 --> 00:28:20,151
Chief thinks we're looking for
some sort of roided‐out fox.
794
00:28:20,175 --> 00:28:21,979
Over.
795
00:28:22,012 --> 00:28:24,718
‐Reddish hairs?
Nice work, officer.
796
00:28:25,085 --> 00:28:26,788
Now, one more thing.
797
00:28:26,822 --> 00:28:28,892
Psst, Tate! Tate!
798
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:30,930
‐Psst! ‐Psst!
799
00:28:30,963 --> 00:28:32,366
‐Hotbuns!
800
00:28:32,399 --> 00:28:34,036
‐Jesus.
801
00:28:36,107 --> 00:28:37,242
‐What are you guys doing?
802
00:28:37,476 --> 00:28:39,914
I really don't think
it's a good idea
803
00:28:39,948 --> 00:28:41,493
for us to be seen
together after last week.
804
00:28:41,517 --> 00:28:44,356
‐Guess what? Neither
do we, cool guy.
805
00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:46,494
But we need your help.
806
00:28:47,195 --> 00:28:50,001
‐In exchange for keeping your
little kidnapping secret.
807
00:28:50,035 --> 00:28:51,103
‐Look,
808
00:28:51,137 --> 00:28:53,207
"guy who disappeared because
he went rock climbing,"
809
00:28:53,241 --> 00:28:55,846
as you can guess, there
isn't a wild animal
810
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,382
eating your friends.
811
00:28:57,416 --> 00:28:59,788
And unless you want your
muscley bros to disappear
812
00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:01,792
one by one, you'll help us out.
813
00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:03,428
[Pensive music]
814
00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:08,071
‐I'm super freaked
out right now.
815
00:29:08,104 --> 00:29:09,282
I just passed three
crying freshmen
816
00:29:09,306 --> 00:29:10,275
heading into the bathroom.
817
00:29:10,308 --> 00:29:12,880
‐Soccer star and
sensitive protector?
818
00:29:12,914 --> 00:29:13,983
Ha‐ha.
819
00:29:14,016 --> 00:29:16,087
You remind me of a younger me.
820
00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:19,126
Sometimes it's best
just to let freshmen
821
00:29:19,159 --> 00:29:20,504
work out their
traumas on their own.
822
00:29:20,528 --> 00:29:23,434
‐Ah, one of them mentioned
listening to Enya.
823
00:29:23,468 --> 00:29:26,307
‐Shepherd Moons? Or
A Day Without Rain?
824
00:29:26,340 --> 00:29:28,277
‐Uh, the second one?
825
00:29:28,946 --> 00:29:30,382
‐I'm on my way.
826
00:29:33,187 --> 00:29:34,456
‐Can't believe that worked.
827
00:29:38,431 --> 00:29:39,901
All right, here's
your weird oboe.
828
00:29:39,934 --> 00:29:41,437
Can I get back to
soccer practice now?
829
00:29:41,470 --> 00:29:43,107
‐Thank you. This
was super helpful.
830
00:29:43,141 --> 00:29:45,045
‐All right. ‐Hey, Tate?
831
00:29:46,213 --> 00:29:47,884
Um, speaking of soccer...
832
00:29:49,086 --> 00:29:50,556
I heard what your dad said
833
00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:53,161
and I just wanted to say...
834
00:29:54,564 --> 00:29:56,167
that sucks.
835
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,371
My mom doesn't get me, either.
836
00:29:58,404 --> 00:30:00,041
[Tender music]
837
00:30:02,580 --> 00:30:04,350
‐Okay, yeah, whatever.
Later, dorks.
838
00:30:06,922 --> 00:30:08,391
‐We'll get through
to him some day.
839
00:30:08,424 --> 00:30:10,028
‐Or not.
840
00:30:10,428 --> 00:30:12,466
Okay, walking us
through one more time.
841
00:30:12,499 --> 00:30:13,334
‐Mm‐hm.
842
00:30:13,368 --> 00:30:15,405
‐We know the mons‐perp
has red hair.
843
00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:16,474
‐Yeah. ‐That's huge.
844
00:30:16,507 --> 00:30:18,478
‐And we know that the
testosterone‐iest guys
845
00:30:18,511 --> 00:30:20,549
in school are gonna be
at the soccer game today.
846
00:30:20,583 --> 00:30:23,187
‐Well, that's where I'd
be if I wanted dinner.
847
00:30:23,221 --> 00:30:25,358
Amongst other things.
848
00:30:25,392 --> 00:30:27,095
‐Exactly.
849
00:30:27,129 --> 00:30:29,099
Okay, one: we have
to scope the crowd.
850
00:30:29,133 --> 00:30:31,137
‐Yes. ‐Two: find the hair.
851
00:30:31,170 --> 00:30:32,640
‐Three...
852
00:30:32,673 --> 00:30:34,309
Oboe this mofo!
853
00:30:35,011 --> 00:30:36,447
‐Nice.
854
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,051
[Cell phone chimes]
855
00:30:39,654 --> 00:30:41,958
‐ Uh, hi, Mom! I'm
gonna be home late,
856
00:30:41,992 --> 00:30:43,629
just, uh, finishing studying.
857
00:30:43,662 --> 00:30:46,333
‐I got another call
from Mr. Varshidi.
858
00:30:46,367 --> 00:30:47,937
Again, Astrid!?
859
00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:49,974
‐It was another
misunderstanding.
860
00:30:50,008 --> 00:30:51,444
‐Astrid Esther,
861
00:30:51,477 --> 00:30:52,980
stop lying.
862
00:30:53,014 --> 00:30:54,884
What has gotten
into you lately!?
863
00:30:55,218 --> 00:30:56,655
You come home right now!
864
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,291
You're grounded.
865
00:30:58,324 --> 00:30:59,961
[Gentle music]
866
00:31:03,234 --> 00:31:04,938
[Excited chatter]
867
00:31:04,971 --> 00:31:06,373
[Referee blows whistle]
868
00:31:06,407 --> 00:31:08,077
‐Still no redheads.
869
00:31:08,111 --> 00:31:10,616
Minus Christine, but
she doesn't count.
870
00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:13,254
But, man, she
seems pretty pissed
871
00:31:13,287 --> 00:31:15,626
that Candace is taking
yearbook pics for Jonas.
872
00:31:15,659 --> 00:31:17,295
[Indistinct conversation]
873
00:31:18,632 --> 00:31:20,903
I just hate doing
this stuff alone.
874
00:31:21,705 --> 00:31:23,307
I feel so exposed.
875
00:31:25,011 --> 00:31:26,080
‐ASTRID: You're not alone.
876
00:31:27,115 --> 00:31:28,619
And you've been doing awesome.
877
00:31:28,652 --> 00:31:30,255
[Tender music]
878
00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:33,094
[Shutter clicks]
879
00:31:33,127 --> 00:31:34,564
[Referee blows whistle]
880
00:31:34,597 --> 00:31:36,167
[Relieved sigh]
881
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,703
‐Thank God.
882
00:31:37,737 --> 00:31:39,707
Bad news: I think
we're at a dead end.
883
00:31:39,741 --> 00:31:42,179
Good news: it mean I can
get the hell outa here.
884
00:31:42,212 --> 00:31:43,615
‐Who are you talking to?
885
00:31:43,649 --> 00:31:45,151
Your girlfriend?
886
00:31:45,185 --> 00:31:46,387
‐She's not my‐‐
887
00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:48,692
What are you even doing up here?
888
00:31:48,725 --> 00:31:49,661
Aren't you supposed to be
889
00:31:49,694 --> 00:31:51,030
taking pics for
the winning team?
890
00:31:51,063 --> 00:31:52,165
‐Shouldn't you be?
891
00:31:54,536 --> 00:31:56,173
Um...
892
00:31:56,207 --> 00:31:58,277
Had to get away from my mom.
893
00:31:59,346 --> 00:32:01,383
You know, good ol' Christ...
894
00:32:01,417 --> 00:32:02,587
ine.
895
00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,691
‐Yeah, she's been
pretty intense lately.
896
00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,128
What's her deal?
897
00:32:07,162 --> 00:32:08,331
‐I don't know.
898
00:32:08,364 --> 00:32:10,703
I know she wants
to ruin my life.
899
00:32:10,736 --> 00:32:12,506
[Nasal exhale]
900
00:32:13,609 --> 00:32:16,180
Crap, I forgot to give
Jonas back his camera.
901
00:32:16,213 --> 00:32:17,550
Um,
902
00:32:17,583 --> 00:32:19,186
I'll be right back.
903
00:32:19,219 --> 00:32:20,589
‐Oh, um, okay.
904
00:32:20,623 --> 00:32:22,225
[Tender music]
905
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,570
‐ASTRID: Ew!
906
00:32:27,603 --> 00:32:29,139
Was that Candace?
907
00:32:29,173 --> 00:32:30,542
‐Yeah, just yearbook stuff.
908
00:32:31,778 --> 00:32:33,414
Okay, uh, one last look.
909
00:32:39,794 --> 00:32:41,363
[Tense music]
910
00:32:42,733 --> 00:32:44,469
[Boom] [Chuckle]
911
00:32:45,104 --> 00:32:46,575
What the...?
912
00:32:46,608 --> 00:32:48,077
Okay.
913
00:32:48,110 --> 00:32:49,479
I might be nuts,
914
00:32:49,513 --> 00:32:51,483
but I could have sworn I
just saw furniture lady's
915
00:32:51,517 --> 00:32:53,154
teeth glowing.
916
00:32:54,591 --> 00:32:56,427
‐Okay, I got the closeups.
917
00:32:56,460 --> 00:32:58,464
If you got wides,
I think we're good.
918
00:32:58,497 --> 00:33:00,201
Got a cool one of
stupid Tate, but...
919
00:33:00,235 --> 00:33:02,038
I don't wanna use it.
920
00:33:02,072 --> 00:33:03,507
‐Trouble in paradise?
921
00:33:03,541 --> 00:33:05,713
‐Just annoyed. You know,
we were supposed to hang
922
00:33:05,746 --> 00:33:07,783
after the game, but he
just cancelled on me
923
00:33:07,817 --> 00:33:09,119
for the lamest reason.
924
00:33:09,152 --> 00:33:10,154
‐That sucks.
925
00:33:10,188 --> 00:33:11,791
‐Yeah, he told Valerie
926
00:33:11,825 --> 00:33:14,564
he'd help here move her
crap for her internship.
927
00:33:15,164 --> 00:33:16,635
Lame, right?
928
00:33:17,535 --> 00:33:18,705
‐Oh, my God!
929
00:33:18,739 --> 00:33:21,076
The pillow in drama class!
930
00:33:21,110 --> 00:33:22,245
Uh‐uh...
931
00:33:22,279 --> 00:33:23,381
The skinbag.
932
00:33:23,414 --> 00:33:25,318
Tate's been powerlifting.
933
00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:27,355
Oh, it makes sense!
It's furniture lady!
934
00:33:27,389 --> 00:33:29,393
She's brunette, but...
935
00:33:29,426 --> 00:33:30,796
‐Duh!
936
00:33:30,829 --> 00:33:33,100
They weren't hair fibers,
they're fur fibers!
937
00:33:38,277 --> 00:33:39,246
‐Crap!
938
00:33:39,279 --> 00:33:40,683
She's gone.
939
00:33:40,716 --> 00:33:42,553
‐I'll meet you at HQ.
940
00:33:42,587 --> 00:33:44,156
‐What are you talking about?
941
00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:46,828
‐Um, do me a favour?
Get Tate to cancel.
942
00:33:46,861 --> 00:33:48,431
‐Why? ‐Just do it.
943
00:33:48,464 --> 00:33:50,101
I'll explain later.
944
00:33:51,605 --> 00:33:53,274
‐Fine.
945
00:33:53,307 --> 00:33:56,213
Jeez, you're a lot
bossier than I remember!
946
00:33:56,247 --> 00:33:57,650
[Brooding music]
947
00:33:59,419 --> 00:34:00,789
Okay.
948
00:34:02,693 --> 00:34:04,263
[Shutter clicks]
949
00:34:05,431 --> 00:34:06,801
‐CHRISTINE: Let's go, Candace!
950
00:34:10,275 --> 00:34:11,678
[Tense music]
951
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:17,657
[Cicadas chirring]
952
00:34:20,328 --> 00:34:21,698
[Phone buzzes]
953
00:34:26,307 --> 00:34:28,110
‐Sally!
954
00:34:28,912 --> 00:34:30,683
Sally, my friend flaked
at the last minute
955
00:34:30,716 --> 00:34:32,319
so it's just me tonight.
956
00:34:32,352 --> 00:34:33,588
‐Oh, that's a shame.
957
00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:38,264
I...
958
00:34:38,297 --> 00:34:41,337
really wanted you to
nail that monologue
959
00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:42,673
and...
960
00:34:42,707 --> 00:34:45,244
feel what it's like
to not be overlooked.
961
00:34:46,246 --> 00:34:48,484
‐Sally, you don't look
so good. Are you‐‐
962
00:34:48,517 --> 00:34:50,121
‐No.
963
00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:52,760
But...
964
00:34:52,793 --> 00:34:54,363
[Menacing music]
965
00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:55,799
Unfortunately...
966
00:34:58,270 --> 00:34:59,640
you do.
967
00:34:59,674 --> 00:35:01,143
‐What?
968
00:35:02,278 --> 00:35:04,349
[Scream] [Roar]
969
00:35:04,383 --> 00:35:05,886
‐Astrid, quick! The Borgati.
970
00:35:05,919 --> 00:35:07,690
‐Oh, my God!
971
00:35:07,723 --> 00:35:09,493
[High‐pitched squeaking]
972
00:35:09,526 --> 00:35:11,196
[Roar]
973
00:35:15,538 --> 00:35:17,175
‐Ahh...
974
00:35:18,210 --> 00:35:20,314
‐Thank God we got here in time!
975
00:35:20,348 --> 00:35:22,218
[Slow exhale]
976
00:35:22,252 --> 00:35:24,590
‐Hi, girls. ‐Astrid,
don't stop playing!
977
00:35:24,624 --> 00:35:26,260
‐Wait!
978
00:35:26,293 --> 00:35:28,665
Are you sure that's
what you want?
979
00:35:28,699 --> 00:35:30,234
‐Oh, we are sure.
980
00:35:30,736 --> 00:35:31,938
‐Look,
981
00:35:31,971 --> 00:35:34,677
I know you've got a job to do.
982
00:35:34,711 --> 00:35:38,250
I know you want the world
to be a kinder place, but...
983
00:35:38,284 --> 00:35:39,654
Think about it.
984
00:35:39,687 --> 00:35:40,889
Those boys...
985
00:35:40,923 --> 00:35:43,895
Those cruel,
muscle‐ridden boys...
986
00:35:45,431 --> 00:35:48,170
Do they really make the
world a kinder place?
987
00:35:48,705 --> 00:35:50,408
‐That's not the point.
988
00:35:50,441 --> 00:35:51,845
‐Isn't it?
989
00:35:52,312 --> 00:35:54,851
Wouldn't we be better off
without bullies like that?
990
00:35:55,786 --> 00:35:57,389
‐Yeah, but...
991
00:35:58,658 --> 00:36:00,395
That's not wh...
[Confused breaths]
992
00:36:01,330 --> 00:36:03,902
‐You have the power
to make that happen.
993
00:36:04,604 --> 00:36:06,608
This is your chance.
994
00:36:08,277 --> 00:36:10,949
I mean, who have you been
taking orders from, anyway?
995
00:36:10,983 --> 00:36:12,553
Brutus?
996
00:36:12,586 --> 00:36:14,222
[Laughs]
997
00:36:14,256 --> 00:36:16,895
I mean, what do you
really know about him?
998
00:36:18,397 --> 00:36:19,834
Oh, look...
999
00:36:19,867 --> 00:36:21,403
Ah...
1000
00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:23,642
I didn't want to
1001
00:36:23,675 --> 00:36:25,311
hurt Val.
1002
00:36:25,344 --> 00:36:26,848
I adore Val.
1003
00:36:26,881 --> 00:36:28,552
She's just like us.
1004
00:36:28,585 --> 00:36:31,256
Overlooked for
superficial reasons.
1005
00:36:32,626 --> 00:36:34,496
But if you work with me,
1006
00:36:35,632 --> 00:36:37,703
we can get rid of the bullies,
1007
00:36:37,970 --> 00:36:39,439
manipulators,
1008
00:36:40,007 --> 00:36:41,945
cruel tormentors.
1009
00:36:43,481 --> 00:36:45,586
Aren't you sick of
everybody always telling you
1010
00:36:45,619 --> 00:36:47,690
what you need to
change about yourself?
1011
00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:49,694
Underestimating you?
1012
00:36:51,998 --> 00:36:53,568
What do you want?
1013
00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:04,422
[Tense music]
1014
00:37:05,091 --> 00:37:06,895
Hm.
1015
00:37:09,801 --> 00:37:11,638
‐Excuse us a second.
1016
00:37:12,071 --> 00:37:13,775
No sudden moves!
1017
00:37:13,809 --> 00:37:15,378
[Sucks teeth]
1018
00:37:17,048 --> 00:37:18,819
Does she have a point?
1019
00:37:18,852 --> 00:37:20,856
‐I mean, what she
said about Brutus...
1020
00:37:20,889 --> 00:37:22,067
What do we actually
know about him?
1021
00:37:22,091 --> 00:37:24,897
We've been blindly trusting
him and he's a monster.
1022
00:37:24,931 --> 00:37:27,001
‐He's been helping us, right?
1023
00:37:27,035 --> 00:37:29,339
‐Yeah. ‐With all this stuff.
1024
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:31,043
And with Sparrow.
1025
00:37:31,076 --> 00:37:32,680
But, I mean...
1026
00:37:32,713 --> 00:37:34,584
I guess we don't
know him‐know him?
1027
00:37:34,617 --> 00:37:36,621
‐Yeah, and we definitely
don't know her.
1028
00:37:39,526 --> 00:37:41,707
‐I thought the whole point
was to get rid of the bullies?
1029
00:37:41,731 --> 00:37:42,633
‐Totally.
1030
00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:45,371
But then doesn't that
make us the bully?
1031
00:37:45,404 --> 00:37:47,075
Do we want to be them?
1032
00:37:47,108 --> 00:37:48,945
Or do we want to be us?
1033
00:37:52,953 --> 00:37:54,657
[Upbeat music]
1034
00:37:56,895 --> 00:37:58,832
[Sally whispering indistinctly]
1035
00:37:58,865 --> 00:38:00,401
‐Oh, shit! ‐SALLY: Oi!
1036
00:38:00,434 --> 00:38:02,038
[High‐pitched notes]
1037
00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:03,842
‐Oh!
1038
00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:05,646
‐Ow! My ears!
1039
00:38:06,146 --> 00:38:07,950
‐Don't stop playing!
1040
00:38:07,983 --> 00:38:09,620
[Maniacal laughter]
1041
00:38:13,962 --> 00:38:15,666
[Pained moaning]
1042
00:38:21,009 --> 00:38:22,680
[Screeching]
1043
00:38:22,713 --> 00:38:24,049
[Squelching]
1044
00:38:27,690 --> 00:38:28,959
[Silence]
1045
00:38:28,992 --> 00:38:30,528
‐Oh.
1046
00:38:30,562 --> 00:38:31,931
‐Note to self:
1047
00:38:31,965 --> 00:38:33,702
don't get sweet‐talked
by monsters.
1048
00:38:33,735 --> 00:38:35,371
They're still monsters.
1049
00:38:35,739 --> 00:38:37,141
‐Two down,
1050
00:38:37,175 --> 00:38:38,778
eight to go!
1051
00:38:40,649 --> 00:38:42,018
‐Oh...
1052
00:38:42,051 --> 00:38:43,688
Okay.
1053
00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:45,659
Yeah. Ugh..
1054
00:38:45,926 --> 00:38:47,563
Yeah, hoh...
1055
00:38:47,897 --> 00:38:49,567
Okay.
1056
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,706
‐One set of slimy ‐‐ ew ‐‐
razor teeth for the orb.
1057
00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:54,844
‐Can I just toot our own
horns here for a second
1058
00:38:54,877 --> 00:38:56,848
and say we pieced
this all together
1059
00:38:56,881 --> 00:38:59,720
using our own homegrown,
frickin' detective skills.
1060
00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:02,091
‐Maybe we really
can save the world!
1061
00:39:03,427 --> 00:39:04,864
[Chuckling]
1062
00:39:04,897 --> 00:39:06,668
‐Okay. ‐Whoo.
1063
00:39:07,168 --> 00:39:08,905
‐Oh, yeah. ‐You're good?
1064
00:39:08,939 --> 00:39:10,709
‐Oh, thanks. Okay.
1065
00:39:10,742 --> 00:39:11,911
‐Whoo! ‐Okay, let's go.
1066
00:39:11,945 --> 00:39:13,815
[Upbeat music]
1067
00:39:15,518 --> 00:39:17,990
I am freaking strong,
smart and capable.
1068
00:39:18,892 --> 00:39:20,762
‐A‐fricking‐men.
1069
00:39:20,796 --> 00:39:23,100
‐Guess what I'm wearing
to school tomorrow?
1070
00:39:23,133 --> 00:39:25,204
‐Really? ‐Mm‐hm.
1071
00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:26,874
‐Oooh! [Laughing]
1072
00:39:28,110 --> 00:39:29,747
‐Oh, crap! Val.
1073
00:39:29,780 --> 00:39:31,450
‐Oh.
1074
00:39:31,483 --> 00:39:32,853
[Whoosh]
1075
00:39:38,030 --> 00:39:39,634
[Happy gasp]
1076
00:39:39,667 --> 00:39:42,038
‐Cute shorts. We should
take your portrait today.
1077
00:39:42,071 --> 00:39:43,908
‐Oh, um, yeah, sure.
1078
00:39:43,942 --> 00:39:45,646
We can do that. Thanks.
1079
00:39:45,679 --> 00:39:47,048
‐That was weird.
1080
00:39:47,081 --> 00:39:49,019
But she's right:
you look adorbs!
1081
00:39:49,052 --> 00:39:50,622
‐Mmm!
1082
00:39:51,858 --> 00:39:53,527
(Whispered) You got this.
1083
00:39:53,561 --> 00:39:54,930
[Buoyant music]
1084
00:40:02,245 --> 00:40:03,848
‐God, you're hot.
1085
00:40:05,251 --> 00:40:06,888
That's not what I meant.
1086
00:40:07,255 --> 00:40:08,925
You know what? That‐that...
1087
00:40:08,959 --> 00:40:10,494
actually totally
is what I meant.
1088
00:40:11,898 --> 00:40:14,035
Also, I‐I think you're
really interesting.
1089
00:40:14,737 --> 00:40:16,073
And I like you.
1090
00:40:17,876 --> 00:40:19,512
Whoo...
1091
00:40:20,214 --> 00:40:22,151
Do you maybe wanna
go out with me?
1092
00:40:22,185 --> 00:40:23,187
Like on a date?
1093
00:40:23,220 --> 00:40:25,091
For when I'm done being grounded
1094
00:40:25,124 --> 00:40:26,694
for a million years?
1095
00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:27,997
‐So, this is why
1096
00:40:28,030 --> 00:40:29,600
you've been acting
so weird with me?
1097
00:40:29,633 --> 00:40:31,637
Well, I hate dates.
1098
00:40:33,273 --> 00:40:34,844
But, yeah.
1099
00:40:35,712 --> 00:40:37,616
Yeah, I'll see ya around.
1100
00:40:38,952 --> 00:40:40,521
[Footsteps receding]
1101
00:40:41,123 --> 00:40:42,926
[Bright music]
1102
00:40:43,862 --> 00:40:45,231
[Relieved sigh]
1103
00:40:47,068 --> 00:40:48,672
‐Nice going.
1104
00:40:53,715 --> 00:40:55,084
[Silent mouthing]
1105
00:40:56,019 --> 00:40:58,123
‐I'm sweating! I'm
sweating! [Lilly giggles]
1106
00:40:58,157 --> 00:40:59,292
‐Did you see that? ‐Yeah.
1107
00:40:59,325 --> 00:41:00,796
‐You saw the
whole thing? ‐Yes.
1108
00:41:00,829 --> 00:41:02,900
‐He said‐‐ ‐I know.
1109
00:41:02,933 --> 00:41:04,737
‐It was amazing
'cuz I was, like,
1110
00:41:04,770 --> 00:41:06,149
"Oh, do you want to
go on a date with me"
1111
00:41:06,173 --> 00:41:07,910
and he was, like,
"Nah..." Then he said yes!
1112
00:41:07,943 --> 00:41:09,279
‐Oh, my God.
1113
00:41:09,312 --> 00:41:10,849
Oh!
1114
00:41:13,755 --> 00:41:15,559
‐Awesome work, monster hunters!
1115
00:41:15,592 --> 00:41:16,761
One step closer.
1116
00:41:16,794 --> 00:41:19,032
P.S. Stay tuned.
1117
00:41:19,065 --> 00:41:20,635
And wary.
1118
00:41:20,669 --> 00:41:21,804
‐Great.
1119
00:41:21,838 --> 00:41:23,975
So, I think we need to have
a little chat with Brutus
1120
00:41:24,008 --> 00:41:25,746
about what Razor said about him.
1121
00:41:25,779 --> 00:41:27,883
‐You have to do an
internship like I did.
1122
00:41:27,916 --> 00:41:29,653
Sally thanked me on my last day
1123
00:41:29,687 --> 00:41:32,659
by giving me a surprise facial.
1124
00:41:32,693 --> 00:41:34,764
It was so relaxing, I
literally passed out.
1125
00:41:34,797 --> 00:41:35,999
Look at my skin. Look at it!
1126
00:41:36,032 --> 00:41:37,870
‐I can't with that rosy glow!
1127
00:41:37,903 --> 00:41:40,909
‐LILLY: Wow, Val has quite the
coping mechanism for trauma.
1128
00:41:41,944 --> 00:41:44,249
Do you wanna come with me
to bring this film to Jonas?
1129
00:41:44,282 --> 00:41:45,952
‐Sure. [Locker closing]
1130
00:41:45,986 --> 00:41:49,025
‐God, you know, I think
I really am good at this.
1131
00:41:49,059 --> 00:41:50,695
‐Mm.
1132
00:41:51,229 --> 00:41:52,833
‐Oh! Uh, hey, Frick.
1133
00:41:52,866 --> 00:41:55,037
Where's Jonas? I
gotta drop this off.
1134
00:41:55,071 --> 00:41:56,182
‐I guess Jonas
didn't show today,
1135
00:41:56,206 --> 00:41:58,310
so Varshidi asked me
to sub in for him.
1136
00:41:58,343 --> 00:42:01,083
‐Oh, okay, weird. Um, thanks.
1137
00:42:01,116 --> 00:42:02,753
[Pensive music]
1138
00:42:03,621 --> 00:42:05,057
You don't think that‐‐
1139
00:42:05,091 --> 00:42:07,195
‐I know you're up to something.
1140
00:42:07,228 --> 00:42:08,798
I just don't know
what it is yet,
1141
00:42:08,832 --> 00:42:11,369
but I think it has something
to do with the solar system.
1142
00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:14,175
‐For the millionth time,
we're not up to anything.
1143
00:42:14,209 --> 00:42:16,113
And definitely not anything
to do with the sky.
1144
00:42:16,146 --> 00:42:17,324
‐Well, I have some information.
1145
00:42:17,348 --> 00:42:19,319
Just thought you should know
1146
00:42:19,352 --> 00:42:21,189
I saw an unidentified
cosmic string
1147
00:42:21,223 --> 00:42:25,164
above coordinates
41.3684 degrees north,
1148
00:42:25,197 --> 00:42:28,370
82.1079 degrees
1149
00:42:28,403 --> 00:42:30,040
west.
1150
00:42:30,074 --> 00:42:32,078
‐You know, we're
definitely not interested
1151
00:42:32,111 --> 00:42:33,681
in that information.
1152
00:42:33,715 --> 00:42:35,317
[Upbeat music]
1153
00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:38,323
What were the coordinates again?
1154
00:42:38,357 --> 00:42:39,927
[Upbeat music turns dark]
1155
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,637
[Whoosh]
1156
00:42:46,139 --> 00:42:47,810
[Dripping liquid]
1157
00:42:47,843 --> 00:42:49,245
[Fizzling]
1158
00:42:49,279 --> 00:42:50,882
‐VOICE: It's working.
1159
00:42:51,717 --> 00:42:53,086
[Evil laughter]
1160
00:42:56,393 --> 00:42:58,030
[Closing theme]
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